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Speaker 1: Man, you did it, you wowed me. I am ready,

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Speaker 1: did I did that?

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Speaker 2: Wow you Scotti.

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Speaker 1: I didn't see it coming. And those are how the

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Speaker 3: Your world understand, would you? It'sion pieces.

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Speaker 2: As gals, non binary pals, Welcome to Bananas. A city

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Speaker 2: across from me is a world body screenwriter, Scottie Landers

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Speaker 2: and generally one of the most impressive humans on planet Earth.

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Speaker 1: That's a huge All of those things are lies. I've

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Speaker 2: Best guy.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I'll take that award. And across from me is

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Speaker 1: six hundred and eleven. Yes, including banana Hunter Taylor. Thank

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Speaker 2: Ready, people are trapped in unlikely places. In February, passengers

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, that's so awesome. I love that you

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Speaker 2: Oh man, give me one, buddy.

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Speaker 1: Oh. Speaking of John Richards sent in this truly banana's story.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. John. You can send your stories to the

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Speaker 1: dot com. Derwent Valley mayor urges the public not to

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Speaker 1: eat toilet seats. Wow, okay we should yeah, pulsed. This

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Speaker 1: Written by that swing in Pulse Tasmania staff. Nobody wanted

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Speaker 1: by council workers, and vandalism creates unnecessary difficulties for both

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Speaker 1: cleaners and users. This is true. Let's not f up

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Speaker 1: public toilets. If messing up toilets is your idea fun,

440
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Speaker 1: please do it at home. That's not fun. Public toilets

441
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Speaker 1: are for everyone.

442
00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:10,680
Speaker 2: I'm looking at now. Yeah, so it's definitely teeth though.

443
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:14,320
Speaker 2: This isn't Yeah, this is an animal. Yeah, it's gotta

444
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Speaker 2: be right, there's no way.

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00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:19,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a hard plastic seat. It's a black, hard

446
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Speaker 1: plastic seat.

447
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:21,880
Speaker 2: Plastic seats.

448
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Speaker 1: You'd really have to be on way. I don't know

449
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:30,760
Speaker 1: what are people? Robocopter? Is that a thing? Roth cop

450
00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:33,720
Speaker 1: You have to be a wrothel copter to bite the

451
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:37,119
Speaker 1: toilet seat. She encouraged people to report problems with public

452
00:23:37,119 --> 00:23:41,359
Speaker 1: facilities through the snaps and Solve app, which sounds hilarious,

453
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:45,240
Speaker 1: which forwards photos directly of the council or other relevant authorities.

454
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Speaker 1: Let's work together to look after our shared spaces and

455
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Speaker 1: keep toilet seats for sitting, not snacking.

456
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Speaker 2: This she feels way more about this mayor than he

457
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Speaker 2: does about anything a human being is doing in the

458
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Speaker 2: toilet that she looks at this picture. Yes, a human

459
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Speaker 2: being bit this toy. It's plastic.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no way, Like what is she talking?

461
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Speaker 2: Is this just an attempt to like get in the news.

462
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Speaker 2: I don't understand.

463
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Speaker 1: Oh maybe, I mean yeah, maybe.

464
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Speaker 2: It's going to Derwent.

465
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Speaker 1: What is it?

466
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Speaker 2: Derwent Fall, Derwent Valley, Derwent Valley. Enough people want to

467
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Speaker 2: but also no one would want to go visit the

468
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Speaker 2: place where people chew on toilet seats either people will

469
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Speaker 2: want to avoid it. I would say, a strange situation.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I you know, Tasmania is one of those places

471
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Speaker 1: you have been there. Australia is a bit of a

472
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Speaker 1: mystery to me. I look at the Australian map a lot.

473
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Speaker 1: I've been trying to get this movie made there, and

474
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Speaker 1: it's very interesting because their Hollywood system, their film system,

475
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Speaker 1: is very different, isn't it interesting. It's so small. It

476
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Speaker 1: seems like it's twelve people that either say yes or

477
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Speaker 1: no to everything, right, And so I always look at

478
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Speaker 1: the map and I alway try to figure out where

479
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Speaker 1: everything is, and I'm always wrong every time. I'm like, oh,

480
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Speaker 1: I think Sydney, Like I know what side. I know

481
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Speaker 1: Sydney is on the east side, and Melbourne's on the

482
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Speaker 1: east side, and I know on the bottom it's on

483
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Speaker 1: the bottom. Yeah, but that's where Tasmania is too, right

484
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Speaker 1: near the bottom.

485
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Speaker 2: So you can take a boat from Melbourne to Tasmania.

486
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Speaker 1: Yes, So, but I look at that thing all the

487
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Speaker 1: time and I'm like, I got it, So I just

488
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Speaker 1: got to go. I've never been. I think if I

489
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Speaker 1: was boots on the ground, I would understand Australia a

490
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Speaker 1: lot more New South Wales. Sounds like it's south. I

491
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Speaker 1: don't think it is south. Perth. What a wild called

492
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Speaker 1: Perth is always a wild card.

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Speaker 2: I've never been. Yeah, I've never been to the West Coast.

494
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Speaker 2: I've been up I've been pretty much like up and

495
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Speaker 2: down the East Coast. My brother used to live in

496
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Speaker 2: Sydney and we rented a campra van and drove up

497
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Speaker 2: to the uh, the Golden the Golden Coast, the Gold Coast,

498
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Speaker 2: the Gold Coast, drove up there, uh and then yeah,

499
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Speaker 2: and then spent a lot of time in Melbourne, and

500
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Speaker 2: then some in Tasmania, but never over on the west side.

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Speaker 1: It's or the north. There's a town called Darwin. Then

502
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Speaker 1: I think about a lot and if you at Banana,

503
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:15,199
Speaker 1: we have a lot of us showing ban animals and

504
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:18,200
Speaker 1: we will do a live show there one day. If

505
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:21,159
Speaker 1: you ever lived in Darwin, please email us and just

506
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:23,000
Speaker 1: tell us about your experience so I can read it

507
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Speaker 1: on a mail bag episode. Because I find when people

508
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:29,720
Speaker 1: talk about Darwin and saltwater, crocodiles and the number of

509
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:32,440
Speaker 1: things that can sting you and by like, it seems

510
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Speaker 1: like very scary up there. Darwin specifically. Yeah, let us know.

511
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Speaker 2: Let us know.

512
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Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't. I don't know if anybody was

513
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Speaker 1: actually eating that toilet, see, but it does look like

514
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Speaker 1: maybe an animal is gnawing on it.

515
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Speaker 2: But right, maybe there's some salt residue or something from

516
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:58,919
Speaker 2: aas tiger but you excelt yeah, and animal like numb numbs.

517
00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:02,240
Speaker 2: It is a yeah, it's a crazy choice to just

518
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:09,360
Speaker 2: go right to that all right here it is travelers

519
00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:12,520
Speaker 2: trapped overnight on plane after airport closes with them on runway.

520
00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:15,000
Speaker 2: Cool trap, A lot of trap stories.

521
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Speaker 1: Go for it. I might have another one, Okay, be kind,

522
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Speaker 1: Mama says thumbs up to Anti Sandy's Banana Bread on Maui.

523
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Speaker 1: Over two thousand pounds of bananas are peeled every week

524
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Speaker 1: to make their banana bread. They are located in the

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Speaker 1: tiny town of kan I are kan I Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: think that's right. We have a population of twenty to

527
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Speaker 1: forty people. So if you're ever driving your rented Jeep

528
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Speaker 1: Wrangler around Maui, make sure you stop at Anti Sandy's

529
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Speaker 1: Banana Bread on Maui. Tell them the Banana boys said,

530
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Speaker 1: we love you, mahollo. Yeah, here's a sweet one. Bryce

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Speaker 1: wants to thumb up his wonderful partner Sophie. They got

532
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Speaker 1: Bryce onto Bananas over eighteen months ago and Bryce hasn't

533
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:06,359
Speaker 1: looked back. They enjoy the laughs and the stories we

534
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:10,240
Speaker 1: tell in every episode. So please thumb up my wonderful partner, Sophie.

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Speaker 1: Thank you from Bryce and Sydney, Australia. There we go.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, thumbs up.

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Speaker 1: Oh, here's a fun one. Lindsey wants to give big

538
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Speaker 1: old thumbs up s multiple to Peyton and Sam in

539
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Speaker 1: Baltimore for powering through their insane schedules as pediatric residents

540
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Speaker 1: despite the hours and hardships that come with treating sick

541
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Speaker 1: and injured children. They are both delightful and see the

542
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:39,120
Speaker 1: best in everyone. So thumbs up to Peyton. Yeah and Sam,

543
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Speaker 1: Doctors Peyton and Sam in Doctor Baltimore. Let's see, let's

544
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Speaker 1: do one more. Let's do one more. God it so

545
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Speaker 1: may listed. Here here's a nice one. Erica says thumbs

546
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Speaker 1: up to my little banana, baby, baby Banana Samuel. Sam

547
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Speaker 1: has a flair for the Jerman. He was an unplanned

548
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Speaker 1: sea section had had to stay in it nic use

549
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Speaker 1: unit or I guess that's what they used for mom.

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Speaker 1: Kept the Banana's podcast on the entire time she was there,

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Speaker 1: and two months later Sam is thriving as a sweet

552
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Speaker 1: chunky baby. She said, Can Samuel be Banana of the Week?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Sam, welcome to the world. You are officially

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Speaker 1: a Banana of the wee dumbs up. What an honor.

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Speaker 2: That's fantastic. Oh yeah, right here it is Gootti travelers.

556
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Speaker 2: I'm interested overnight on playing. This is again Dick serto.

557
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:40,760
Speaker 2: This is by Connor Bennett. So before Frank Pring or whatever,

558
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:44,440
Speaker 2: he was just shouting out Connor's story. I don't know how.

559
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:47,720
Speaker 2: Maybe they're just required. Maybe dickxerdo is always like and

560
00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:50,560
Speaker 2: at the end the last sentence should link to another

561
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:54,400
Speaker 2: thing so people can keep reading. Pretty smart smart as

562
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:56,080
Speaker 2: a flight were trapped overnight in a plane after it

563
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Speaker 2: landed at Munich Airport after it was canceled in airport

564
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Speaker 2: staff had headed home home for the night. That's so crazy.

565
00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:04,320
Speaker 2: Being on a delayed flight can cause series headaches at

566
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Speaker 2: the best of times. If you've got a connection to make,

567
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Speaker 2: you may end up missing it, or you might even

568
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Speaker 2: be charged for extra parking if you're running super late. However,

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Speaker 2: in the case of passengers on Luftanza flight l H

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Speaker 2: two four four six from Munich to Copenhagen, things became

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Speaker 2: an even bigger nightmare than usual. The flight, which short

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Speaker 2: flight delayed, was eventually canceled at midnight on February twentieth,

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Speaker 2: almost three hours after it was supposed to depart. However,

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Speaker 2: passengers weren't able to dplane and return to the terminal

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Speaker 2: because the airport had closed.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's crazy.

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Speaker 2: According so was was the staff on board. They must

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Speaker 2: have been right, according to One Mile at a time,

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Speaker 2: passengers ended up being stranded on the plane overnight with

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Speaker 2: a very limited supply of food and drinks. There was

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Speaker 2: also no pillows or blankets provided, given it wasn't a

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Speaker 2: long haul flight that sucks. One passenger on board, sore

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Speaker 2: and TM told Extra Blade their family was really frustrated

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Speaker 2: with the situation after being trapped on the plane. Yeah, no, shit,

585
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Speaker 2: I would be. I am very disappointed with Luftanza and

586
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Speaker 2: the airport. They have chosen to just leave without pushing

587
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Speaker 2: through and emptying these airplanes that are parked there.

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Speaker 1: Maybe it's just me, but I'm biased. I feel like

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Speaker 1: I've never flown LUFTNSA, but I do feel like every

590
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:22,080
Speaker 1: time I'm in an airport and a line of flight

591
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:28,120
Speaker 1: attendants both male, female and non binary walk by, they're

592
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Speaker 1: very attractive. Like, you're like, what is Lufthansa's hiring system.

593
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:37,080
Speaker 1: It's like every guy looks like a lifeguard that decided

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Speaker 1: to be a flight attendant that day. Every woman looks

595
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Speaker 1: like she's out of a night like the Swedish bikini

596
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Speaker 1: team from an episode of Married with Children. It's very

597
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Speaker 1: very yeah, and you're like, where are they going? But

598
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Speaker 1: apparently it's Munich to Copenhagen.

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00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:55,040
Speaker 2: So wait, I just okay, they better give me an

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Speaker 2: explanation as to help. It's for one mile at a time.

601
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Speaker 2: Passengers were not off the plane until the early hours

602
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Speaker 2: of the morning, but the exact time is unknown. Laftansa

603
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Speaker 2: issued an apology for the situation, blaming heavy snowfall around

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Speaker 2: Munich for the delay and subsequent cancel is eight. Well, well,

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Speaker 2: I don't think you need to apologize for the delay

606
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Speaker 2: and subsequent cancelation. It's leaving them on the plane overnight.

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Speaker 1: You'll let them back in the airport.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't do it. It doesn't tell you, It doesn't

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Speaker 2: tell you how the fuck it happened.

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Speaker 1: I've slept a couple times overnight. I'm sure you have too.

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Speaker 1: I've been trapped at an airport. Speaking of traps, Well.

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Speaker 2: They're not on airport, they're on a plane.

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Speaker 1: I know. That's way worse.

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Speaker 2: I mean, like, how does it does? I mean, I

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Speaker 2: just don't understand, because, like, no, there's no situation in

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Speaker 2: which passengers are left on a plane without the captain

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Speaker 2: and flight attendants. There's no situations where the captain and

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Speaker 2: the flight attendants leave and it's just passengers. Right. So

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Speaker 2: if not, then that means there's a person who can

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Speaker 2: have a radio conversation saying someone needs to come back

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Speaker 2: and open this gate for these people to get off.

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Speaker 1: Like they would never happen in America, because within three

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Speaker 1: hours someone would blow hard, would open the emergency doors.

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Speaker 1: They would be this seems like polite Europeans. Americans would

625
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Speaker 1: be like, I'm getting off this plane and you would

626
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Speaker 1: see the raft things blow off the side. Well, I'd

627
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Speaker 1: get off that plane. I'd be like, we're going and

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Speaker 1: I would It's like the Jet Blue guy, the flare

629
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Speaker 1: attendant lost his shit, open the emergency or grab two beers.

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Speaker 1: That's still one of my favorite stories. Two beers and

631
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Speaker 1: they just walked off, and you're like, the two beers

632
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:36,920
Speaker 1: seals the deal for me. Yep, one beer wouldn't be enough.

633
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Speaker 1: He wanted a light buzz and he's like, screw this,

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Speaker 1: I'm out of here.

635
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Speaker 2: And the fact that he pulled the thing knowing that

636
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Speaker 2: that costs like twenty thousand dollars or whatever.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's so real. Oh man, I don't Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that seems like a type of hell. I guess if

639
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Speaker 1: you were if you had a meet cute on it,

640
00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:01,960
Speaker 1: maybe something good. I'm out of that, but that seems.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it seems really crazy.

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Speaker 1: Yes, people are not on their best behavior on planes,

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00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:09,239
Speaker 1: which is the reverse of how they should be. They

644
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Speaker 1: should be on their best behavior.

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Speaker 2: It should be on the absolute best behavior.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. What do you think about this thing that they

647
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Speaker 1: don't want people wearing pjs on planes anymore? Have you

648
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Speaker 1: seen that?

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00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:22,160
Speaker 2: I heard headphones? I heard United can kick you off

650
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:23,720
Speaker 2: if you're not wearing headphones, that's fine.

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Speaker 1: I'm one hundred percent on that. Have some decora or just.

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Speaker 2: I'm just now used to it. It's crazy being in

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Speaker 2: New York so often and everyone is just full volume

654
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Speaker 2: going through TikTok, it's I knowrazy.

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Speaker 1: I My theory for that is, it's the same theory

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Speaker 1: for the guys that rev their motorcycles when they rip

657
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Speaker 1: by in Los Angeles on Sunset Boulevard is that they

658
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Speaker 1: had parents who either ignored them or told them to

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Speaker 1: shut up and sit still their entire childhood. So once

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Speaker 1: they have the ability to make as much noise as

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Speaker 1: they can, they you to proclaim their freedom and independence

662
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 1: from horrible parents. So when I hear those people, see

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Speaker 1: those people, I'm like, oh, man, you had a shit childhood.

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Speaker 2: Exact Florigraph never listened to as a child. Now is

665
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Speaker 2: just gonna be like everybody's gonna listen to me. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Mikey has something to say.

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Speaker 1: Also, you'll notice those guys that rip bio motorcycles, which

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Speaker 1: I'm sure is everywhere in America. Uh A never an

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Speaker 1: attractive person sitting on the back of that motorcycle. It's

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Speaker 1: always a party of one roaring by to sad Town, USA.

671
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Speaker 1: My god, you know we did I did this travel

672
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,560
Speaker 1: show called Bad Ideas, and we did one where we

673
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Speaker 1: were getting snakes off a plane out in the Mohave Desert.

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Speaker 1: There's a plane graveyard. You can go see it. You've

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Speaker 1: probably seen it in movies, but it's hundreds and hundreds

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Speaker 1: of decommissioned planes. Most of them have been stripped down

677
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Speaker 1: for wiring parts. And the most fun thing was so

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Speaker 1: we there were some snakes. We also brought in a

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Speaker 1: snake guy, so we put a rattlesnake on the plane

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Speaker 1: because we knew it was Adam's biggest fear in the world.

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Speaker 1: And he did pick it up and put it in

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Speaker 1: a bucket. It was crazy. But so anyways, I got

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Speaker 1: to spend the day just walking around inside of giant

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Speaker 1: planes seven sixty sevens massive planes.

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Speaker 2: And no seats. Seats are all taken.

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Speaker 1: Out, some seats are there, like it depends everyone's different,

687
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Speaker 1: and it depends on what the airline needed from them.

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Speaker 1: Like all the cockpits had been all the monitors and

689
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:36,160
Speaker 1: stuff were taken out because they probably could sell or

690
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Speaker 1: use that stuff. Yeah, but it was interesting to see

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Speaker 1: the evolution of planes from the eighties, seventies, eighties nineties two.

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Speaker 1: Like you can see TV start to appear. You could

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Speaker 1: see the air phones which you don't see anymore, but

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Speaker 1: they used to have like full corded phones on planes,

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Speaker 1: which is that was a big mistake. But on one

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Speaker 1: of the giant jumbo jets. It was a two story thing,

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Speaker 1: which I've never been on a two story plane. I

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Speaker 1: don't think. We found the pull the tab and inflate

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Speaker 1: the life preservers, and so Adam and a comedian named

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Speaker 1: Brent Morian were on there and we found I don't

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Speaker 1: know twenty of them, maybe more, and we they all worked.

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Speaker 1: They have a little co two tank, little cartridge on

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Speaker 1: the bottom, and because of Tommy Boy, the Chris Farley

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Speaker 1: movie where he does it and starts choking, we all

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Speaker 1: wanted to do it, and Adam and Brent pulled five

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Speaker 1: or six of them. They inflated instantly. It was so

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Speaker 1: satisfying and it was like a wish fulfillment. It was

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Speaker 1: like my whole life. I'm like, oh, it would be

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Speaker 1: so fun to pull that thing. Yes, and then we

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Speaker 1: got to. It was fantastic.

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Speaker 2: I've always wanted to go to the bottom of a

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Speaker 2: pool with it on and then pull it there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, prett your head off, I know. That's fun. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's fun.

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Speaker 2: I think we did that at a banana show. Somebody

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Speaker 2: got to put it on and inflate it.

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Speaker 1: Yes, we did. I brought one that was so fun.

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00:37:57,040 --> 00:38:02,040
Speaker 1: Should do that again? I know on AMA's on we

719
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Speaker 1: did do that. Here's a fun one. Taylor sent this

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Speaker 1: in Sorry I've been drunk mandolin thief has second thoughts

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Speaker 1: and returns his mandolin hall. Wow, okay, this was a

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Speaker 1: New Jersey story for you.

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Speaker 2: Of course it was.

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Speaker 1: I saw this everywhere, but Taylor sent in Classic FM

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Speaker 1: dot com Staying in business ClassicFM dot Com Hazel Davis

726
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Speaker 1: wrote this, she or he or they are the best

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Speaker 1: in the business. Two vintage mandolin's worth thousands of dollars

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Speaker 1: were safely returned to a New Jersey specialist string shop

729
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Speaker 1: last month after a drunk thief dropped them at the

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Speaker 1: door with a note saying I'm sorry. Lark Street Music

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Speaker 1: in Teck, New Jersey, a well respected vintage fretted instrument shop,

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Speaker 1: reported that just before Christmas, a Gibson F twelve Handlin

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Speaker 1: what a good model. The F eleven can eat rocks,

734
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Speaker 1: but that F twelve it makes it rain and a

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Speaker 1: Webber Yellowstone had been spirited away. Great writing, by the way,

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Speaker 1: Hazel Davis, I mean really beautiful, really beautiful pros.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: CCTV footage showed a man slipping both instruments inside his

739
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Speaker 1: coat before walking out. So the reason I'm doing this short,

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Speaker 1: it's because I saw the Reddit posts and the Instagram

741
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:30,920
Speaker 1: posts and stuff of this guy just a you know,

742
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Speaker 1: dumb faced white dude walks in there and just kind

743
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Speaker 1: of looks around and then just steals two mandolins off

744
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Speaker 1: the wall. He is directly on camera. I mean, this

745
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:44,239
Speaker 1: guy couldn't be more caught on camera, and so you

746
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:47,799
Speaker 1: know he's gonna get busted, and instead this guy returns them,

747
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Speaker 1: which is we could talk about when I'm done. Lark

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Speaker 1: Street Music owner Buzzy Levine, Great awesome name ten out

749
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Speaker 1: of ten, said that he only realized the instruments were

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Speaker 1: gone later when he noticed two empty spaces on the

751
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Speaker 1: mandolin wall. That must have been heartbreaking. The missing instruments

752
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Speaker 1: were carved top Gibson F twelve priced at three thy

753
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Speaker 1: five hundred dollars, so that's all. That's a major crime,

754
00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:14,960
Speaker 1: and the Yellowstone Weber Yellowstone was priced at four and fifty.

755
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Speaker 1: Levine posted the CCTV footage and instrument details on his

756
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Speaker 1: shop's Facebook page, asked the local community for help trying

757
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Speaker 1: to track them down. How to steal two mandolins at

758
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Speaker 1: the same time, be on the lookout for this criminal.

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00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:31,319
Speaker 1: The post DT the clip went viral. That's how I

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00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:34,600
Speaker 1: saw it. Levine is no stranger to media attention. Some

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Speaker 1: of his instruments were used in the recent Bob Dylan

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Speaker 1: biopic A Complete Unknown, which was a good movie.

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Speaker 2: Also start, A mandolin is like a it's like a

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Speaker 2: larger than a violin.

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Speaker 1: Is that what it's like? A small It's like if

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Speaker 1: a violin was a guitar.

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Speaker 4: You're right, right, Okay, great, it's a got that plucky sound.

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Speaker 1: It's you know that one Bow Burnham special where he

769
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Speaker 1: sings that country song Panderin, Panderin if ban animals. If

770
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:08,120
Speaker 1: you've never seen this, Bo burn him in one of

771
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:10,840
Speaker 1: his specials, you can just find on YouTube search Bo Burnham.

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Speaker 1: Pandurin makes fun of new country music, pop country music,

773
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Speaker 1: how it's all a bunch of rich guys in private

774
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:22,360
Speaker 1: jets wearing cowboy hats, pandering to hardworking people and writing

775
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:25,080
Speaker 1: the same shitty song. And at one point he says,

776
00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:29,160
Speaker 1: hear that singing mandolin, that's textbook panderin, and it's just

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00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:31,239
Speaker 1: supposed to make you feel something when it comes in

778
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:34,920
Speaker 1: around the bridge and it's dog shit anyways, that song's amazing.

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00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:39,719
Speaker 1: Within days of posting, Lavine revealed that the instrument had

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Speaker 1: been returned into shopping bags with a handwritten note that

781
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Speaker 1: said excuse me. That read quote, sorry, I've been drunk.

782
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:55,359
Speaker 1: Merry Christmas. You are a good man. So they didn't

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Speaker 1: catch No, they didn't catch him. Levine told ABC News

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Speaker 1: the experience was like some kind of weird movie that

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Speaker 1: is a happy ending or something. The instruments remain in

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Speaker 1: police custody as evidence, but no rests have been made.

787
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Speaker 1: So if they are completely fine, unnicked, unhurt, undamaged, I

788
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Speaker 1: think you have let it go.

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Speaker 2: I think you let it go.

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00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:21,239
Speaker 1: Why waste time? He'd been drunk, you know, so what's

791
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:24,000
Speaker 1: he gonna do a lot of people been drunk.

792
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:26,840
Speaker 2: You wanted, you wanted to get it back.

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00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:30,920
Speaker 1: He got it back. You could resell of Now they

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00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:34,640
Speaker 1: have a provence or whatever. Now they have a story

795
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Speaker 1: attached to him. Here's a fun one. Let me send

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Speaker 1: us out on this, all right, because I've been wanting

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00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:42,400
Speaker 1: to talk about this one. I'm want to try it.

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Speaker 1: Davy K sent this in. Thank you, davy K, thank

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Speaker 1: you all the wonderful but animals. What a nice community

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Speaker 1: of wonderful people pushing back against the dark, dark stupid.

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00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:57,440
Speaker 1: The wildest beer collab of the year involves bear poop. Okay,

802
00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:01,160
Speaker 1: Food and Wine wrote this up, which we rarely do

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00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:04,960
Speaker 1: them and Stasia and her last name is Brewchinski. They

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00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:08,520
Speaker 1: hired the right woman for a beer column best in

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Speaker 1: the BISZ. When you imagine cracking opening an open a

806
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:14,400
Speaker 1: crisp beer, the last thing on your mind is probably

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Speaker 1: animal excrement.

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Speaker 3: Wrong.

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Speaker 1: Nope, you'd be wrong, Stasia. But Columbia Sportswear is strangely

810
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Speaker 1: hoping you change that. The Outdoors The outfitter announced a

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Speaker 1: shocking new release earlier this month dubbed nature Calls. It's

812
00:43:31,239 --> 00:43:35,719
Speaker 1: a light logger beer with beer poop excuse me, bear

813
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:40,479
Speaker 1: poop infused in the water using a brewing process what.

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Speaker 1: The sportswear company teamed up with Portland, Oregon based Breakside Brewery,

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Speaker 1: which has been recognized at the Great American Beer Festival,

816
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:51,080
Speaker 1: Oregon Beer Awards, and the World Beer Cup for excellence

817
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:55,640
Speaker 1: in brewing to devise a creative and somewhat questionable beer

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Speaker 1: and it might be better than you think. Columbia Brand

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00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:04,840
Speaker 1: President Joe Boyle credits Brakeside's excellent beer and willingness to

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Speaker 1: experiment with a successful collaboration between the two brands. Initially,

821
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Speaker 1: this was launch in February eighth, alongside a Super Bowl promotion.

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Speaker 1: The beer releases part of Columbia's Engineered for Whatever campaign

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Speaker 1: Engineered for Whatever, which aims to showcase the company's sense

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Speaker 1: of humor. When I'm thinking Columbia Windbreakers, I'm thinking ha

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Speaker 1: ha rawfel copter, As Boyle explains, if nature, if Mother

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Speaker 1: Nature hurls bear poop at us, well will ferment it

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Speaker 1: and turn it into a frosty pint?

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Speaker 2: Can't take? Just tell me how they put the bear

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Speaker 2: poop and why it doesn't kill people. That's all I

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00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:46,319
Speaker 2: want to know. I don't want to hear any more

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Speaker 2: about Columbia's branding.

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Speaker 1: Uh correct, So they Columbia came to them with the

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00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:56,560
Speaker 1: idea of bear poop. We thought they were jokings. Scott Lawrence,

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Speaker 1: founder of Brickside Brewery. In spite of initial skeptics, says

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Speaker 1: some brewmaster Ben Edmonds rose the challenge, crafting what he

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Speaker 1: describes as a quote easy drinking, low calorie lagger with

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Speaker 1: flavors you might humorously associate with a bear's diet huckleberry

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Speaker 1: and honey.

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Speaker 2: Oh, so there's no bear poop in it.

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00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:18,080
Speaker 1: If you're worried about consumer safety, there's no need to fret.

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00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:20,920
Speaker 1: Instead of adding bear scat while the beer was brewed,

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00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:26,440
Speaker 1: which would risk serious sanitation issue issues, Columbia collected American

843
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:30,600
Speaker 1: black bear scat and added it into water. Breakside treated

844
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Speaker 1: the water to make it podable, and use the sanitized

845
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:34,880
Speaker 1: water to brew the beer.

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Speaker 2: Why why is there something? Because it's not necessary. It's

847
00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:44,480
Speaker 2: not funny, that's the thing. It's like, this is not

848
00:45:44,719 --> 00:45:47,239
Speaker 2: like you're if the point of the thing is for

849
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:49,960
Speaker 2: you to have a sense of humor for your Putting

850
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:54,839
Speaker 2: shit in beer is just not the funniest thing. There's

851
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:57,080
Speaker 2: so many funny things you could do with beer, but

852
00:45:57,160 --> 00:46:00,560
Speaker 2: putting bear shit into the drink is not funny.

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00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:04,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree, But you know, and I know that

854
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:08,400
Speaker 1: when comics are starting out, when amateurs are starting to write,

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00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:13,279
Speaker 1: it's always scatological poop. It's still adults. They cust too

856
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:15,000
Speaker 1: much when they're trying to be funny, or they talk

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00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:16,719
Speaker 1: about shit and piss too much when they're trying to

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00:46:16,719 --> 00:46:22,400
Speaker 1: be funny. It is comedy one oh one, it's kindergarten comedy.

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00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:28,759
Speaker 2: So using is there something about conservation of baar habitat

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00:46:29,239 --> 00:46:32,279
Speaker 2: tied in? Like, I just don't understand the connection. Just

861
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:35,040
Speaker 2: so many things I don't understand in this episode.

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00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:38,239
Speaker 1: As you shouldn't. This isn't the first time animal excrement

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00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:41,680
Speaker 1: has been used in the process of producing beer. Breweries

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Speaker 1: Aunt brew in Finland and Borga Brews in Iceland have

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Speaker 1: used goose and sheep droppings, respectively, as fuel for smoking

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Speaker 1: beer malts, a decision that was influenced by a tradition

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Speaker 1: of burning animal dung in fuel scarce areas.

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Speaker 2: That's different people burning shit for years.

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Speaker 1: Hell yeah, it's that's funny.

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Speaker 2: That's funny.

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Speaker 1: I like it.

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Speaker 2: I'm something on somebody's front yard front I'm laughing, ringing

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Speaker 2: the doorbell. Everybody's laughing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm laughing. That's the Columbia should have just done

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Speaker 1: logs of burnable shit for and then people would just

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Speaker 1: be like, drop a log to a person you don't

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Speaker 1: like it work, and then everybody's dropping logs. It's like

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Speaker 1: Bro's Ice and Bros. It takes over the Internet. It's

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Speaker 1: like Kim Kardashian's but it's breaking the internet if you're

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Speaker 1: a sad sad person. Yeah so uh apparently so, there's

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Speaker 1: no it doesn't yeah, no time, no tie in. Just

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Speaker 1: just the CEO Joe Boyle just thinks this is fricking

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Speaker 1: hilarious and he's engineered for whatever.

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Speaker 2: Joe Joe, two people named Scottie and Kurt will write

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Speaker 2: something funny for your brand. All right, Oh yeah, we

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Speaker 2: can definitely do better than poop and beer. Nobody likes that.

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Speaker 2: Nobody likes that.

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Speaker 1: No terrible. I agree, call us up. We like your products.

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Speaker 1: Columbia makes great products. I have a Columbia jacket. It's wonderful.

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Speaker 2: Top notch mm.

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Speaker 1: Also, just make a jacket that looks like a bodybuilder's

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Speaker 1: body and all ski in that. It'll look incredible.

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Speaker 2: One.

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Speaker 1: I mean, guys, it's we're not rewriting the wheel here.

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Speaker 1: You know, we're not rewriting the wheel here, and that

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Speaker 1: is fact. But also, if I'm up in Portland, I

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Speaker 1: this does make me want to go to breakside. Sounds

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Speaker 1: like a wonderful brewery. Will I drink the bear poop? No? No, no,

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Speaker 1: I don't.

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Speaker 2: Give is listening. Thank you, Scottie, Thank you Kurty.

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