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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Yes, Hello, my name is Ted Thibodeau and I'm

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Speaker 2: calling from the ride share app Uber. I was looking

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Speaker 2: for Luke.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, hello Luke.

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Speaker 2: I know it's probably interesting to receive a phone call

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Speaker 2: from Uber, but I'm calling you today because I have

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Speaker 2: some very important news to go over with you.

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Speaker 1: Uh, all right, what's the news?

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Speaker 2: Well, unfortunately, I know that you are a regular writer

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Speaker 2: with us, and that's why we're calling. We are going

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Speaker 2: to have to penalize you just a little bit, knock

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Speaker 2: your rating down a few points, and regretfully informing you

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Speaker 2: that we have got to knock your rating down a

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Speaker 2: few points.

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Speaker 1: What why, I've never never had a problem.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Well, have you heard the term loose lips sink ships?

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Speaker 2: What you ever heard that term before? My grandma used

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Speaker 2: to tell me all the time, Loose lips sink ships.

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Speaker 2: You ever hear that before? No? It means that if

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Speaker 2: you're talking a bunch, sometimes you're not paying attention, and

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Speaker 2: then there's ship. Well, I don't really know exactly what

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Speaker 2: the phrase means. I've just heard it before and I

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Speaker 2: used it right now. To be honest, with you. But

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Speaker 2: what that means is we've gotten reports from our drivers

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Speaker 2: that you are just a little too talkative in the

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Speaker 2: backseat to them, and so we are gonna have to

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Speaker 2: go ahead and drop your rating for being a distraction

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Speaker 2: to our drivers.

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Speaker 1: Well, no, I don't even talk respond when the drivers

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Speaker 1: talk to me.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna go ahead and needs you to be quiet

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Speaker 2: next time you're in the vehicle because you are just

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Speaker 2: talking way too much, just being a distraction.

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Speaker 1: I'm not too talkative. You can't drop my rating for.

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Speaker 2: Well, unfortunately we don't have to do that. But really,

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Speaker 2: one of the bigger reasons that I am calling is

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Speaker 2: because I'm not sure if you're aware, but the city

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Speaker 2: has added on some extra fees when it comes to using.

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Speaker 1: Rides with our app. What kind of fees.

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Speaker 2: Well, there's a few pothole fees, there's a few regulatory

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Speaker 2: mandatory driving down the street fees, things like that, you know,

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Speaker 2: some government fees.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I've noticed the fees are more than the riote.

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Speaker 2: What's going on right, Well, there's just a bunch of

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Speaker 2: regulatory mandatory fees that we've had to add on to

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Speaker 2: our rise and unfortunately you've taken a few rides and

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Speaker 2: we forgot to add those on. So we don't have

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Speaker 2: to retroactively charge your car. It has already been charged.

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Speaker 2: Just to let you know where that charge is coming from.

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Speaker 1: No, do you guys have to charge me? That's not

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Speaker 1: my problem. I'm not paying retroactively.

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Speaker 2: Yes, we already went ahead and charged your car. If

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Speaker 2: you look on there, you'll see a twelve hundred dollars

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Speaker 2: charge that is.

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Speaker 1: From US twelve one hundred dollars. I'm not paying twelve

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Speaker 1: hundred dollars for a potholes? Are you kidding me? Dude?

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Speaker 1: I already paid like fifty bucks a riot. I'm not paying.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you're in combative here with me a little bit.

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Speaker 1: You should try to charge the twelve hundred I'm not paying.

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Speaker 2: Well, I went to hit and bumped you down. Now

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Speaker 2: two star levels on your rating ded just because of

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Speaker 2: the attitude.

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Speaker 1: Who's star levels or not? Yes, this is ridiculous.

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Speaker 2: Well yes, now I just had to charge the extra

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Speaker 2: two hundred dollars on top of that because the profanity

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Speaker 2: the profanity fee.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not paying to I'm not paying any of

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Speaker 1: these charges. I'll just go to lift. What the fuck.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's that's another two hundred dollars dead. It's two profanities.

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Speaker 2: So if you can watch the profanity on that, because

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Speaker 2: I can't have to charge you every single time.

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Speaker 1: Just like, who are you? I'm not paying this money.

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Speaker 2: So I'm so sorry about this. But your Uber account

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Speaker 2: is now dead gowned. What? Yes, your Uber account is

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Speaker 2: now dead and gown. I'm so sorry about this, but

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Speaker 2: we can no longer be right that dead and goull

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Speaker 2: that's what the term I use when something is no

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Speaker 2: longer they anymore broken, things like that. So YOURBA account

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Speaker 2: is now dead and gown. I'm so sorry about this.

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Speaker 1: This is your drivers. Won't shut up. Now you're trying

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Speaker 1: to charge me all this money. I'm not paying this money.

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Speaker 1: I've been a loyal rider for years and then you

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Speaker 1: call me telling you you're lowering my rating.

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Speaker 2: Yes, well, your girlfriend Terror, Your girlfriend Terror, she can

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Speaker 2: have her account. She's the best Uber rider we have. Actually,

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Speaker 2: her rating is this skyrocking and every day she's wonderful.

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Speaker 1: What how do you know who my girlfriend is?

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Speaker 2: Oh, that's because she asked me to do this phone

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Speaker 2: prank on you. This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show.

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Speaker 2: Doing a phone brank on you and your girlfriend Tara

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Speaker 2: set you up.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: She said that you've been ranting about the fees on

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Speaker 2: uber and wanted to mess with you.

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Speaker 1: I cannot believe this. I thought I was gonna have

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Speaker 1: to pay like two thousand dollars wake up every morning

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Speaker 1: with jubile phone pranks