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Speaker 1: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific. If

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Speaker 1: you thought four hours a day, minutes a week was enough,

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Speaker 1: I think again. He's the last remnants of the old republic,

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Speaker 1: a sole fashion of fairness. He treats crackheads in the

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Speaker 1: the penthouse. The clearing House of Hot takes break free

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Speaker 1: for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts

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Speaker 1: right now in the air everywhere. A good Saturday to you,

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Speaker 1: and welcome to the latest red piping hot edition of

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Speaker 1: The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller. As we do this

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Speaker 1: eight days a week because you idiots keep downloading. I

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Speaker 1: was hoping the download numbers would go down and we

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Speaker 1: thank you for that. And there's no advertising budget. It's

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Speaker 1: all word of mouth. That's it. Word of mouth. It's

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Speaker 1: a guerilla marketing campaign. It's working. Thank you, thank you,

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Speaker 1: thank you. I love you and hate you at the

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Speaker 1: same time. But keep it up. Four hours obviously not enough.

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Speaker 1: And and the cool thing about the fifth hour is

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Speaker 1: politics and the election on the radio because I would

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Speaker 1: be raked over the coals if I did that. But

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Speaker 1: we did over an hour yesterday of content on the

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Speaker 1: twenty election. If you missed it, go back and download that.

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Speaker 1: But this is they spin off of the radio show.

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Speaker 1: And as you know, because you found it available all

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Speaker 1: over the I Heart podcast network and available wherever you

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Speaker 1: get your podcast. And joined yet again by a man

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Speaker 1: from west of the four oh five David, I know

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Speaker 1: it's suppressing. David Gascon is making his way in there,

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Speaker 1: the insufferable, intolerable, annoying David Guesc. I think, I think

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Speaker 1: I'm fantastic. I understand you do, Yes, I do. I

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Speaker 1: got a company email the other day that told me, congratulations,

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Speaker 1: you have a company email. I never checked my company email.

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Speaker 1: The funny thing is my boss, one of my bosses,

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Speaker 1: will email me the company emails. He says, hey, I

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Speaker 1: to make sure my personal email. Yeah, I was. I

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Speaker 1: was informed, like many of us were, that to keep

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Speaker 1: your head on a swivel because during election week, police

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Speaker 1: activity will rise because they expect some kind of civil

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Speaker 1: unrest writing and protesting and whatnot. That's always nice when

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Speaker 1: you have to worry about going to work because people

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Speaker 1: don't like who was elected for a political party in

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Speaker 1: an office. Well, the chaos of the world, right, the

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Speaker 1: chaos of the world. Now. I hope there's no writing

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Speaker 1: outside the home studio here at the mallar Ranchi, and

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Speaker 1: I hope that everything's okay and there's no anarchy. No,

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Speaker 1: you know, I think if it will be a mob rule,

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Speaker 1: you don't think they'll be that or not where you live? Hostility,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't think there's any I don't

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Speaker 1: don't think there'll be a rebellion? No, not where you live.

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Speaker 1: How concerned should I be that Doc Mike, he's gonna

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Speaker 1: move to California for four months. Why he got hired

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Speaker 1: Doc always leaves Chicago in the winter. He's not a dumb.

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Speaker 1: He might be silly, but he's not dumb. And so

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Speaker 1: Mallard email bag, the fifth hour email address. This was

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Speaker 1: Let's negotiate. Let's make a deal. You hook me up

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Speaker 1: You can convince the Internet that you're in a different

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Speaker 1: finish it by saying, thank goodness, I had downloaded your

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Speaker 1: podcast as they kept me entertained along with Netflix. Never

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Speaker 1: enjoyed my own bed. More signed I'm a pilot. That guy.

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Speaker 1: That's a good email. Good job by you. I'm a pilot.

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Speaker 1: You know I've I've been a critic of your work there, sir,

428
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Speaker 1: that he took a good job by you, but he

429
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Speaker 1: took your advice. He journaled everything during his trip. Yes,

430
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Speaker 1: thank you. That's great. Have not heard this anywhere. I've

431
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:04,720
Speaker 1: not read this anywhere that this is how our pilots

432
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Speaker 1: are being treated and and the people who work in

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Speaker 1: the airline industry when they go to China. Oh man,

434
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Speaker 1: what if you're just doing business there? Same thing, I

435
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Speaker 1: would think, right, something similar You're gonna been quarantined for.

436
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:22,600
Speaker 1: So the question is this is this just a communist

437
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:27,760
Speaker 1: country flexing its muscle, or since this virus is believed

438
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Speaker 1: to have started in China, and there's some conspiracies that

439
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Speaker 1: it was from a lab in Wuhan, China, is there

440
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Speaker 1: a chance that they know more about this than we

441
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Speaker 1: do and that this is actually how you're supposed to

442
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Speaker 1: be handling this. I think it's both. I think there's

443
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Speaker 1: both a little bit of both. I think a lot

444
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Speaker 1: of both. You don't think so, Yeah, I'm trying to

445
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Speaker 1: wrap my head around it. I've read this email a

446
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Speaker 1: couple of times. Obviously I had the advantage of reading

447
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Speaker 1: it because he sent it to us a few days ago,

448
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Speaker 1: and I just get ready for the podcast, and I

449
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:02,640
Speaker 1: saw it. I said, we got to talk about this

450
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Speaker 1: um to put the toilet the disinfectant tablets, and the

451
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:12,280
Speaker 1: toilet got my attention, Like if you have coronas your

452
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Speaker 1: ship so lethal that it gets in the water supply,

453
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Speaker 1: and I mean it's just that that part kind of

454
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Speaker 1: opened my eyes. The hotel key got me, Well, that's

455
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Speaker 1: just a dick move by the hotel. That's just that's

456
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Speaker 1: just Hey, we're common is China and uh, you know,

457
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Speaker 1: funky as essentially right, I mean, as as of when

458
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Speaker 1: we recorded this podcast, China ranked fifty five globally amongst

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Speaker 1: the entire world with coronavirus cases. Well, as President Trump said,

460
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Speaker 1: the numbers might be askewed a little bit right, maybe

461
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Speaker 1: a little bit askewed there. And so the intent for

462
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Speaker 1: them is obviously a dictator and that regime and then

463
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Speaker 1: on top of that the bully of the Chinese just

464
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Speaker 1: locking people down because they hand and they don't want

465
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Speaker 1: this to get out anywhere else. But yeah, I mean, listen,

466
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Speaker 1: it's a time like their GDP has risen, like they

467
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Speaker 1: haven't had many falls for the United States in the

468
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Speaker 1: world has of the last couple of quarters, well, It's

469
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Speaker 1: also a good way to get some street cred. You know,

470
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Speaker 1: we're ruthless, we're heartless, were barbaric, don't come to China.

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00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:21,359
Speaker 1: This is like just like the old school days of

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Speaker 1: people going into the Philadelphia Spectrum and being worried about

473
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Speaker 1: getting their ass kicked up the no veteran stadium, man, then,

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Speaker 1: and the first it's a great trivia question. You know

475
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Speaker 1: this though. The first stadium to have a police precinct

476
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Speaker 1: was Veteran Stadium, the VET in Philadelphia because guys like

477
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Speaker 1: Fats in Philly would come in there with baseball bats

478
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Speaker 1: and bloody knuckles and uh was it the seven hundred level?

479
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Speaker 1: What was it called the upper deck? And at the Vet. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I've heard stories about that. My god, the stories I've heard.

481
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Speaker 1: I don't know how many of them are true, and

482
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Speaker 1: how many of them are embellished in their fish stories.

483
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Speaker 1: But man, oh man, it was like Sodom and Gomorra

484
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:03,520
Speaker 1: right out of the Bible seven level. It's yeah, that

485
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Speaker 1: was after after COVID breaks up and after we get

486
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Speaker 1: this thing closed with we can it happen soon? Does

487
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Speaker 1: it happen next week? Guest contest in next maybe? Yeah,

488
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Speaker 1: maybe after November three. I don't know we need to

489
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Speaker 1: go to I think it'd be appropriate to go on

490
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Speaker 1: a on a trip with I'm a Pilot, maybe to

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Speaker 1: like Amsterdam or like Barcelona. Well, my wife would love that.

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Speaker 1: She's got family not an Amsterdam, but not far away

493
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Speaker 1: from there, and that would be a dream come true.

494
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Speaker 1: So that would be that would be cool. You'd love Amsterdam.

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Speaker 1: Amsterdam is fucking awesome, right too. I don't think my

496
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Speaker 1: wife would let me actually enjoy the red light district,

497
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Speaker 1: but I can window shop, right, I mean you can.

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Speaker 1: I think your wife would enjoy the red light Well, yeah,

499
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:45,160
Speaker 1: she's a little more loose, uh with her you know,

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Speaker 1: going out having a good time than I am. I'm

501
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:48,520
Speaker 1: a little more button up when it comes to that

502
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Speaker 1: kind of stuff. And she likes sweets. I could see

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Speaker 1: her picking like cookies in the brownies, like the special

504
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Speaker 1: magical ones. You gotta be a little careful because of

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Speaker 1: her job, but maybe my mistake. You know, it's as

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Speaker 1: long as it's gluten free, don't you know. All right, Well,

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Speaker 1: thanks to I Am a Pilot, great job. This is

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Speaker 1: the kind of content we'd love for this podcast. So

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Speaker 1: if you're a p one, if you're a big fan.

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Speaker 1: You have a kind of a job that you can

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Speaker 1: give us some inside information. Well, we won't use your

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Speaker 1: name if you don't want us to use your name.

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Speaker 1: Will protect the guilty or protect the innocent, um, but

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Speaker 1: send us an email and and it's it's really cool

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Speaker 1: that I'm a pilot did this. And the email address

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Speaker 1: for the show is very very simple. It's Real fifth

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Speaker 1: Hour at gmail dot com. Or you can email me

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Speaker 1: at just Ben Maller at at gmail dot or Ben

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Speaker 1: Mallor Show at gmail dot com. Bet mallor Show at

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Speaker 1: gmail dot com or Real fifth Hour at a gmail

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Speaker 1: dot com. In the story that you think we'd like,

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Speaker 1: maybe we'll use I can't guarantee we're gonna use it,

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Speaker 1: but think about us. All right, you can break some news.

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Speaker 1: This is a story I had not heard anything about.

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00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:01,120
Speaker 1: We've had some good ones. We had your doctor on

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Speaker 1: the East coast. Yes, we had that's great, that was right.

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Speaker 1: The guy was he? Forget which state? Not really important,

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Speaker 1: but yes, south Carolina. I think it was in South Carolina.

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Speaker 1: I think so. We had him, and then my buddy

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Speaker 1: in Ireland, um my buddy calling from Dublin. And then

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Speaker 1: obviously I'm a pilot who was overseas in the People's

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Speaker 1: Republic of China, breaking news on the fifth hour. All right,

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Speaker 1: we have pop quiz. You want to do pop quiz?

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Speaker 1: Go a few pop quiz here would go. These are

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Speaker 1: actual quiz questions found around the internet. I will quiz guest.

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Speaker 1: Go on, and I will quiz you as well. All Right,

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Speaker 1: here we go. H Nearly a third of mothers admit

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Speaker 1: that when they were in a jam, they have done

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Speaker 1: this to their kid. Um in a jam, they've left

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Speaker 1: their kids in the car. What why would you leave

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Speaker 1: your kid in the car if you're in your jam,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. No, it's borrow money from their piggy bank.

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Speaker 1: M that's flame. It's a dick move, but it's the

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Speaker 1: perfect move. But because kids don't really realize how much

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Speaker 1: money they have until a certain age, so below a

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Speaker 1: certain age you can get away with it. It's the

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Speaker 1: perfect crime. See I did the reverse when I was

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Speaker 1: a kid, and he would steal from your dad's piggy Yeah.

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Speaker 1: But see, this is the worst part about it is

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Speaker 1: you know, I feel I feel bad about it, and

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Speaker 1: obviously more so now than when I was a kid.

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Speaker 1: But my dad and my mom would keep old school

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Speaker 1: coins and old school bills, in particular two dollar bills,

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Speaker 1: and I would use the two dollar bills. Oh, my

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00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:46,680
Speaker 1: dad is the same. My dad loves the two dollar bill.

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Speaker 1: He has like an orgasm when he goes to the

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Speaker 1: store and pays with it. He doesn't usually pay with it,

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Speaker 1: but sometimes I'll go to the store and try to

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Speaker 1: pay with the two dollar bill. Because so many people

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Speaker 1: under a certain age, and these are people that work

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Speaker 1: at like Trader Joe's or you know, Target, they don't know,

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Speaker 1: they've never seen. They think it's counterfeit. They think it's fake. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a good bill. It is solid. You gotta go

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Speaker 1: to the bank and ask, can I get a couple

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Speaker 1: of two dollar bills? Can I get a couple of

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Speaker 1: two dollar bills? Do you have? I think get the

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Speaker 1: order of those? Don't you? Maybe now you do. But

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Speaker 1: when I was younger, you just could go into the

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Speaker 1: bank and they, you know, sometimes they'd have them and

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Speaker 1: they get him out. Uh. The other thing is if

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Speaker 1: you keep like old the old twenty dollar bills, they

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Speaker 1: think those are counterfeit. Like if you have money laying

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Speaker 1: around as old and I found uh, I don't a

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Speaker 1: lot of gambling money that I had buried in a

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Speaker 1: bag and I went to pay, and I had the

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Speaker 1: old style twenty dollar bills and they they looked that

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Speaker 1: thing over. They had a magnifying glass out. They were like, oh,

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Speaker 1: what is this? The writing on this was different. Well,

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Speaker 1: it's just even bad when you go to Vegas now

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Speaker 1: and you go to the casinos and they mark your

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Speaker 1: bills with a with a highlighter. That sucks. Yeah, that's

582
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Speaker 1: a that's a dick move, all right. Another pop quo question.

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Speaker 1: A new survey asked people how they have kept their

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Speaker 1: mind sharp during the pandemic. Thirty six percent of people

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Speaker 1: said this, and I am in this thirty six percent,

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Speaker 1: gescoun that's your clue. I am part of this thirty

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Speaker 1: six percent of people that have done this to keep

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Speaker 1: their mind sharp. So it's either fasting or exercising. I'll

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Speaker 1: go with fasting. No, none of the above. None of

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Speaker 1: the above. Watching documentaries, watching documentary. I don't feel good

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Speaker 1: watching a documentary unless they talk to somebody else about it,

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Speaker 1: because then I don't retain it as much. That makes sense, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I I with my wife. That's kind of thing. We

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Speaker 1: we watched. That's our neutral ground because she doesn't really

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Speaker 1: like sports that much and I don't really like the

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Speaker 1: ship that she likes, so that's the middle ground. Like

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Speaker 1: we both enjoy learning random things from documentaries. And I

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Speaker 1: understand all documentaries are biased because we were made the

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Speaker 1: documentary is uh, you know, has has biased. We all

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Speaker 1: have bias based on our background and or upbringing all that.

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Speaker 1: But the one I've been watching, which I'm upset with

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Speaker 1: and I love it, it was from last year. It's

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Speaker 1: the country music documentary on PBS. And I'm not even

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Speaker 1: like a big country music fan. I've actually become more

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Speaker 1: of a country music fan watching this, and I like

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Speaker 1: some of the early country music musicians, which I'm shocked by.

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Speaker 1: And young Ben would say, what the fund is wrong

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Speaker 1: with old Ben? But but no, it's good stuff. It's

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Speaker 1: good music. And but the reason I was told to

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Speaker 1: watch it by a friend of mine was it they

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Speaker 1: said that you'll be amazed at how radio and country

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Speaker 1: music were in bed with each other the early days

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Speaker 1: of radio in America, and how they were side by side,

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Speaker 1: and the popularity of radio was tied to country music,

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Speaker 1: and the popularity of country music was tied to radio.

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Speaker 1: It's like the Hillbillies and the some of these early episodes.

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Speaker 1: It was crazy like radio stations uh ws, b uh we,

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Speaker 1: Southern Boys was what it was. It was what it

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Speaker 1: was called. But it was all like country music stuff.

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Speaker 1: And they in the early days of radio, they would

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Speaker 1: station was and just performed nightly. They'd have shows at

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Speaker 1: like nine o'clock at night every night. Um, big acts

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Speaker 1: would perform and they'd be tied to the radio station.

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Speaker 1: That's pretty solid. I mean, we have some of them

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Speaker 1: with I Heeart, Like we have a performance studio in Burbank. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but that's like come in once a time and once

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Speaker 1: in a while. This was every night or every Saturday night.

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Speaker 1: In fact, in Nashville, they at Opera Land that they

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Speaker 1: had all the big that was like the biggest spot

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Speaker 1: in the world. And that station was in the early

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Speaker 1: days of radio, went from coast to coast. You could

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Speaker 1: hear Opery Land performances country music from coast to coast.

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Speaker 1: That's owing. And I worked at the Mighty six Nighty

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Speaker 1: in San Diego, which was a border blaster station, and

636
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Speaker 1: they that was the same concept of it was a

637
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:51,719
Speaker 1: little bit later after country music. Um, but that was

638
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Speaker 1: where Wolfman Jack had worked the You know, nobody knows

639
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Speaker 1: who that is anymore, but a legendary DJ. If you're

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Speaker 1: a radio nerd like me, that's a big deal. I

641
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:03,040
Speaker 1: remember when I worked. I walked in the hallways at

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Speaker 1: the Mighty for the first time, and I was excited

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Speaker 1: because I got to work with hacks On. It was

644
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Speaker 1: a big deal. But I saw they had a photo

645
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Speaker 1: of hacks of not Hacksa, but of of the legendary

646
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Speaker 1: DJ there. I was like, oh my god, wolf Man Jack.

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Speaker 1: I mean, because I heard story he had this really

648
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:23,960
Speaker 1: gravelly kinda you know, it's hard to describe, but I

649
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:27,160
Speaker 1: think they parodied him. Uh. They did a parody of

650
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Speaker 1: him in the Simpsons one time in the early Simpsons.

651
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Speaker 1: But anyway, he passed away a long time ago, but

652
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:33,080
Speaker 1: it was kind of cool. But that was a border

653
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Speaker 1: Blaster station, So you should check that out if you

654
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Speaker 1: have time. It's a very long I've only gotten through

655
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Speaker 1: like the first four episodes. I still have a lot

656
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Speaker 1: to get through, but I only watched these on the weekend,

657
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Speaker 1: so it's gonna take me probably the rest of the

658
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Speaker 1: damn year to get through these documentaries because like sixteen

659
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Speaker 1: hours of documentaries. I think I've made it through four

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Speaker 1: hours so far. But it's good. It's really good. And

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Speaker 1: I don't know how much I'm gonna like the last

662
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Speaker 1: few because I like the early ones because mostly about radio.

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Speaker 1: I think the further on it gets away from that

664
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Speaker 1: because the radio business aged. And to think though, this

665
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:05,000
Speaker 1: makes me feel good that I've done night radio mostly.

666
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 1: I did a mid day, the mornings a little bit,

667
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:09,399
Speaker 1: but mostly nights and overnights. The early days of radio

668
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:13,000
Speaker 1: value like eight and nine o'clock at night. Now it's

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00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:16,759
Speaker 1: about six am to six pm. After that doesn't matter.

670
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:19,040
Speaker 1: It's irrelevant. They don't care. They spit on your radio

671
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:20,880
Speaker 1: if you're on any other time than six am to

672
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:24,279
Speaker 1: six pm. How does that it feel? It feels good now,

673
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:28,879
Speaker 1: getting like getting spit on? All right, Uh, let's see

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Speaker 1: what's next. Al Right, we did the documentaries. According to

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Speaker 1: a new survey, two thirds of people who are working

676
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Speaker 1: remotely right now say there are things they miss about

677
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:45,799
Speaker 1: the office. What was the thing they missed most? Free food? Uh? No,

678
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Speaker 1: being face to face with other people. I don't miss

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00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:52,880
Speaker 1: that at all. Actually, one of the reasons of my

680
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:55,040
Speaker 1: life has improved. Is I'm not face to face with

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Speaker 1: other people in a asshole. Oh my god, kidding, calm down, cheese,

682
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Speaker 1: You're not kidding. I'm kidding. I am kidding. I am kidding.

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Speaker 1: I I got this. I got this triggering text a

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Speaker 1: couple of days ago from a colleague of ours who

685
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Speaker 1: was a producer and he produces Between Fox and I

686
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Speaker 1: Heart Los Angeles. Ben. He sent me a picture, not

687
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Speaker 1: of a vending machine. He sent me a picture of

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Speaker 1: a refrigerator that looked like a vending machine, but it

689
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Speaker 1: was free for all the employees. Where this I heart

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Speaker 1: l A Heart Burbank, are you shipping me? Really? The refrigerator, Ben,

691
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Speaker 1: a kid, you not was stocked with ice cream, chicken,

692
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Speaker 1: ice cream, sandwiches, Snickers, ice cream bars, like all these desserts.

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Speaker 1: I was just like, what the fuck is this? He says,

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Speaker 1: it's stocked all the time for us. Nothing that would

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Speaker 1: get it from you know. I worked at EI and

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Speaker 1: they brought me back there a few times to these

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Speaker 1: shows and they went to the cafeteria and I was immediately,

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Speaker 1: what's what's the cafetal? Like, who cares? What? What kind

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Speaker 1: of food do they have? And so I go in

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Speaker 1: the cafe too, and they had it looked like, um,

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Speaker 1: like a Quickie mark set up in the cafeteria, and

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00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:07,759
Speaker 1: I was like, holy crap is And then somebody pointed out,

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Speaker 1: it's it's not free. It's the honor system. They say

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00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:15,399
Speaker 1: it's the honor system though, but at Intercom Boston they

705
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Speaker 1: had a camera on on on the food. So it's

706
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Speaker 1: the honor system. But if people aren't paying, I think

707
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Speaker 1: they're gonna go back to the videotape as Warner Wolf that. Yeah,

708
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Speaker 1: but they had everything, but you had it was cheap,

709
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Speaker 1: you know. It's kind of like when I first went

710
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Speaker 1: to Yankee Stadium, the old Yankee Stadium in the nineties,

711
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:40,920
Speaker 1: and I went to the press box. The food was

712
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Speaker 1: not free, but you could get a hot dog for

713
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Speaker 1: like a dollar and a pretzel for fifty cents. It

714
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Speaker 1: was that kind of thing. So the food was a

715
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Speaker 1: little cheaper than normal, but he still had to pay

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Speaker 1: for all. Right, we don't we we don't. We don't

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Speaker 1: get that. Although they didn't put a vending machine, which

718
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Speaker 1: was a big accomplishment. That was a big accomplishment that

719
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Speaker 1: took seventeen eighteen years before the company put a vending

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Speaker 1: machine in where we all worked. En, we don't. We

721
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Speaker 1: don't just have a kitchen that is right out of

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Speaker 1: the Smurfs. That is a Smurf kitchen. I love it.

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Speaker 1: I love the Smurfs when I was a kid. Alright, forty,

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Speaker 1: are you eating? By the way, I guess gonna sounds

725
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Speaker 1: like you're eating? I heard chewing, because that would be

726
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Speaker 1: a really schmucky move to eat while we're doing the

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Speaker 1: I was eating, I ate before we started this thing. Well,

728
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Speaker 1: maybe you're eating again. Maybe you're a big fatty and

729
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Speaker 1: you're eating. I'm a big fatty, but I'm not eating again. Alright.

730
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Speaker 1: Couples do this together before getting married. What is it?

731
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Speaker 1: Buy a house? That's the same train of thought. Not

732
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Speaker 1: a house, It's something smaller than a house, but something

733
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Speaker 1: that this. Many women use this as a test to

734
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Speaker 1: find out if a man is worthy. This is very

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Speaker 1: important to women. This is I'm generalizing and I am stereotyping,

736
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Speaker 1: but I think I'm right. I think this This cuts

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Speaker 1: across all ethnicities. All yeah, all of that doesn't matter

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Speaker 1: your ethnic background. I think all women are wired the

739
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:18,600
Speaker 1: same way. Generally. When when there's an even um guy guys,

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Speaker 1: how about that you just throw me a curveball. I

741
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Speaker 1: don't know, get a pet together? Fuck right? They don't.

742
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Speaker 1: My buddy of mine when I was in college, he

743
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:36,520
Speaker 1: told me, he says, be be worried when the woman

744
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:38,520
Speaker 1: wants to get a dog or a cat with you.

745
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:41,120
Speaker 1: That is a test to see if you're if your

746
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Speaker 1: father material. How you take care of the pet is

747
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Speaker 1: how you're gonna take care of your kid, and and

748
00:41:46,719 --> 00:41:50,680
Speaker 1: so they before they you know, the women have your child,

749
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Speaker 1: they want to know that you're gonna be able to

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Speaker 1: handle a pet. It's good, alright. Four of people admit

751
00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:02,240
Speaker 1: to hitting this while driving. What is it? Stirring wheel

752
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:07,319
Speaker 1: or horn? No, that's something you hit like with your car. Oh,

753
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:09,080
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, like I hit my horn when

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Speaker 1: I um so your horny? When you drive yourn hit

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Speaker 1: the curb. No, they hit a toll booth. What How's that?

756
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:25,400
Speaker 1: You not? I don't. It can't be fourteen percent? Is there? That?

757
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:27,959
Speaker 1: Is that a big pandemic where people are taking down

758
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:30,279
Speaker 1: toll booth? I remember I was on the New York

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00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:34,240
Speaker 1: Expressway driving overnight one time and I stopped at the too.

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00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:35,799
Speaker 1: I've told the story before, but this guy that was

761
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:39,319
Speaker 1: the toll booth operator. I am convinced that he was

762
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:42,799
Speaker 1: not actually human. He was like a zombie or he

763
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:44,720
Speaker 1: was like an alien from it was like men in black,

764
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:46,360
Speaker 1: that kind of thing. And I expected him to like

765
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Speaker 1: rip the skin off and become something else. It was wild.

766
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:53,600
Speaker 1: But I never hit a toll booth. I did it

767
00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:56,719
Speaker 1: when I was in when I was in Boston. I

768
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Speaker 1: have a couple of toll booster I did the one

769
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Speaker 1: in upstate New York, but Boston. My guy Vinny, the

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Speaker 1: Great Vinnie, in Boston, we were going over one of

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Speaker 1: the bridges there in Boston there was a told told

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00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:13,360
Speaker 1: booth and he told me, he said, go to I

773
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:15,439
Speaker 1: think it was like lane seven or something. I forget

774
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:16,960
Speaker 1: which number, but he said, go to that, go to

775
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:19,479
Speaker 1: that lane. I said, what the Leney, what the video?

776
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:21,359
Speaker 1: I said, who the who the funk? Cares Vinnie? I mean,

777
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:23,640
Speaker 1: they're all the same. Not not to go over there.

778
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:26,839
Speaker 1: I know a guy. So we go to the toll

779
00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:30,880
Speaker 1: booth and the guy Vinny pops his head out of

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00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:34,399
Speaker 1: the back window you know, you know, someone smilling, and

781
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:37,759
Speaker 1: he then proceeds to give him the fake handshake where

782
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:40,719
Speaker 1: he slipped him, pretends like he's slipping him the money, toll,

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00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:43,160
Speaker 1: booth goes up, gate goes up, We go through not

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Speaker 1: having to pay the toll. Okay, so this is something relatable,

785
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:50,680
Speaker 1: but it's a little bit different. But you know this

786
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:53,719
Speaker 1: being living in in l a like late at night

787
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Speaker 1: drive throughs are some of the hardest curbs to turn. Yes,

788
00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:00,960
Speaker 1: that is true. At the jack in the box, when

789
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:03,680
Speaker 1: you're making a foodie run, it's a problem. It is

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Speaker 1: a I agree, no, no, no disagreement. There no lies detected,

791
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:12,800
Speaker 1: No lies detected at all. Man, all right. One in

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Speaker 1: eight women admit they get annoyed when they meet a

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Speaker 1: woman who has this do do do Do Do Do

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Speaker 1: do do botox? Uh, No, it is incorrect. Twelve point

795
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:33,319
Speaker 1: five percent of women are annoyed when they meet a

796
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Speaker 1: woman that has the same name they have what I

797
00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:41,120
Speaker 1: would have fought the same outfit, because don't women usually

798
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Speaker 1: get a little caddy. It's a higher percentage. Yeah, probably,

799
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:49,640
Speaker 1: I don't care. I I I feel a bond. When

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Speaker 1: guys call up named band, I'm like, look another band.

801
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:54,720
Speaker 1: He's lived the same life I've had with Ben. Uh

802
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:56,440
Speaker 1: you know, I feel good. I'm happy about there's a

803
00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:58,200
Speaker 1: lot of people named David. How do you feel about

804
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:01,080
Speaker 1: other people named David. It's a good name, it's a

805
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:06,120
Speaker 1: great name. That's a better name. Ben Trump's David not

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00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:14,479
Speaker 1: in the Bible's evil Laughez. You're making the great, the great.

807
00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:18,239
Speaker 1: Ben's so many great Ben, Ben Roethlisberger. Benjamin Franklin. That's right,

808
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:22,680
Speaker 1: he's probably a goat. Right, Ben Gordon NBA player, Great Ben,

809
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:28,359
Speaker 1: you know, solid guy, good career. Ben Ogilvie, baseball player

810
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:31,640
Speaker 1: for the Brewers back in the eighties. Good Ben, Ben

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Speaker 1: McDonald picture for the Oriels. A lot of Bens sneaky,

812
00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:40,640
Speaker 1: good name, Ben sneaky, Ben Watson, tight end. Come on, Patriots,

813
00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:46,960
Speaker 1: super Bowl winner champion name Ben alright of us have

814
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:53,160
Speaker 1: accidentally dropped our phone into this to no beer, I've

815
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:59,360
Speaker 1: never done that, not yet. Life's not over. Still time,

816
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:01,720
Speaker 1: still time to doing Hold on? Why would I've dropped

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00:46:01,719 --> 00:46:06,160
Speaker 1: my phone in beer? Though? Well, I don't know. You're

818
00:46:06,239 --> 00:46:08,360
Speaker 1: drinking a beer, you're at the bar, you got the

819
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:10,480
Speaker 1: beer mug in front of you, and you're holding your

820
00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:13,200
Speaker 1: phone looking at social media and looking at an ass

821
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:15,160
Speaker 1: model on Instagram. And then the next thing you know

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00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:18,600
Speaker 1: it slips and there you going noo. How do these

823
00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:20,680
Speaker 1: ass models make so much money? I looked up somebody

824
00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:22,560
Speaker 1: sent me a link to some guy in the Miami

825
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:25,360
Speaker 1: Heat that was dating some Instagram models, So I I

826
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:27,520
Speaker 1: was like, how do they make money? I looked it up.

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Speaker 1: She's worth like five million dollars. Oh she does is

828
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:32,920
Speaker 1: bend over tables and you know, you shove her tushy

829
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:36,319
Speaker 1: in your face and she makes fun. How is that possible? How?

830
00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:40,200
Speaker 1: I don't see any advertising? How did I'm seriously, how

831
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Speaker 1: do they make money? Well? She holds up the little

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Speaker 1: shake the who's buying that? No one's buying there. They're

833
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,279
Speaker 1: looking at her, ask they're not buying the drink. Yeah,

834
00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:50,319
Speaker 1: they're buying the clicks or they get paid up front.

835
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:54,040
Speaker 1: Though that's the other thing too, what a scam. It's

836
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Speaker 1: good though, good for them, good for the ladies. But

837
00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:58,399
Speaker 1: I mean, but who, but who comes out on top?

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Speaker 1: Is it them or is the plastic surgeons here in

839
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:05,840
Speaker 1: l A. Oh? Yeah, because that's the revolving industry. You

840
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:08,120
Speaker 1: talk about buying an iPhone seven and having to buy

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Speaker 1: a new one within a year or two, that's the

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Speaker 1: same thing. Yeah, they have It's the key thing in

843
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Speaker 1: any business is to get a monthly payment plan. If

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Speaker 1: you're a plastic surgeon, you pretty much have that because

845
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:22,560
Speaker 1: you've gotta have some maintenance done on your your botox

846
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Speaker 1: or your your ass implants or your boomin playing. You

847
00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:30,399
Speaker 1: gotta have that stuff upgrading. I mean, I've seen I've

848
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:35,239
Speaker 1: seen women using P E D s now, Is that right? Yeah?

849
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:38,360
Speaker 1: Like I see, like you could tell what kind of

850
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:40,000
Speaker 1: what kind of women are you dating? Man? But the

851
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:43,000
Speaker 1: fitness models, like when they're when they're showing less than

852
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Speaker 1: ten percent in body fat and they're well into their

853
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Speaker 1: thirties and forties, I'm fucking sorry, you're not pumping out

854
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Speaker 1: too sto stone like a volume anyway, And like that,

855
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Speaker 1: I just had a developing take here. Could you imagine you?

856
00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:02,040
Speaker 1: Could you imagine if they called then Congress called in

857
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:05,120
Speaker 1: the Instagram booty models like they did the baseball players.

858
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Speaker 1: Did you have acid plants? I have never, And you

859
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:13,400
Speaker 1: could have some woman wearing spandex pointing at I have

860
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:19,000
Speaker 1: never had acid plants. Ever, how great would that be?

861
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Speaker 1: Four inch long fingernails. Yes, that's exactly exactly covered in

862
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:27,640
Speaker 1: makeup on the whole thing. Oh that would be wonderful. God,

863
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:29,520
Speaker 1: that would be great. That would be a good parody.

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Speaker 1: Skin and they still did comedy. If they did comedy,

865
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:35,120
Speaker 1: that would be a good bit. Oh, that would be funny,

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Speaker 1: all right. When it comes to surprise gift gifting giving,

867
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Speaker 1: fifty of moms admit that they have done this. M m.

868
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Speaker 1: They've used old gifts. No, they have forgotten where they

869
00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:58,799
Speaker 1: hid the gifts. Interesting. This is like the reason there's

870
00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:01,839
Speaker 1: hidden treasure, right that people hide things and then they

871
00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:05,160
Speaker 1: forget exactly where they put the thing of gold bars.

872
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:09,879
Speaker 1: And that's why. Yeah, it's called the treasure hunt. Um,

873
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Speaker 1: we we've done that here. My wife has put stuff

874
00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:15,400
Speaker 1: away and then completely forgotten where it is, and then

875
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Speaker 1: we have to go buy new We have to buy

876
00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:20,759
Speaker 1: that stuff again. When I was a kid, I used

877
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Speaker 1: to love Easter egg hunts of my uncle. My uncle's

878
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:26,920
Speaker 1: six ft four and he was he is creative, and

879
00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:28,759
Speaker 1: he would hide the eggs and the eggs would either

880
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Speaker 1: have like a dollar in it, five bucks, twenty dollars

881
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:33,919
Speaker 1: or candy in it. And he'd hide these eggs all

882
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Speaker 1: over my ground, my grandmother's house outside, up in the trees,

883
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:40,920
Speaker 1: on top of a trailer. He was really creative. I

884
00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:44,840
Speaker 1: was used to love those. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

885
00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:47,239
Speaker 1: The well we we didn't have growing up Jewish, I

886
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:49,359
Speaker 1: was in being Jewish. We didn't have that, but we

887
00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:52,080
Speaker 1: had the the what's it called, boy, I'm having a

888
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:55,520
Speaker 1: the Offie Coleman. I believe that's it. And and we

889
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:57,440
Speaker 1: would have to hide that, which is like the Jewish

890
00:49:57,520 --> 00:49:59,560
Speaker 1: version of the Easter egg. And then the kids would

891
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:01,480
Speaker 1: run through the house and try to find the Afie Coleman.

892
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:04,239
Speaker 1: Where did you hide the Offie Coleman? And uh And

893
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Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, I beat my bro I got

894
00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:07,680
Speaker 1: two brothers. I beat him most of the time. I

895
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:09,360
Speaker 1: was good at that. I was good at that. I

896
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:11,440
Speaker 1: was able to find the Afie Coleman. I was loser.

897
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:17,160
Speaker 1: Leaves California, you know, the winner California. What are you

898
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:19,920
Speaker 1: talking about? They both went to states, so they're like California.

899
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Speaker 1: So I don't know, I don't know how they won that,

900
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:25,920
Speaker 1: at least politically, they're like California. Um man, all right.

901
00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:28,960
Speaker 1: The older people get, the less likely they are to

902
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:40,600
Speaker 1: do this. Mm hmmm um shave no procrastinate, you know,

903
00:50:40,719 --> 00:50:43,879
Speaker 1: take time doing stuff. The older you get, yes, stuff done.

904
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Speaker 1: Oh I procrastinate like no other I have heard about that.

905
00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:51,440
Speaker 1: I know when it comes to booking certain people on

906
00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:55,759
Speaker 1: the podcast, it's uh, get to it, get to it

907
00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:59,440
Speaker 1: like a like a famous man once told me pro bo, no,

908
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:08,640
Speaker 1: you're getting my leftovers. I don't know who your your

909
00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:11,560
Speaker 1: your name is your product? I mean, my god. I

910
00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:14,960
Speaker 1: well as you told me that, the great me, I

911
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:16,680
Speaker 1: don't know what I know. I would never you have

912
00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:19,759
Speaker 1: no proof of that. I've never said my name is

913
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Speaker 1: not on the marquees, so I did not have to worry.

914
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:25,239
Speaker 1: That is true that I have told you that. That

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00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:28,680
Speaker 1: is absolutely true. Nearly ten percent of pet owners admit

916
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Speaker 1: doing this, even though it's something that most people would

917
00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:38,839
Speaker 1: think is gross. Um eating their dog food or eating

918
00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:43,200
Speaker 1: their pets food. Yes, taste testing their dog food. Well

919
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Speaker 1: with with Bella, do you actually give her dog food

920
00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:47,840
Speaker 1: or do you give her food that you guys would eat? Know,

921
00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:50,480
Speaker 1: we we have dog food for her to eat. She

922
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Speaker 1: does not like the dog food. She prefers to give

923
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Speaker 1: us puppy dog eyes and beg whenever I'm eating, and

924
00:51:57,080 --> 00:51:59,160
Speaker 1: which is not very often, thank god. But yeah, she

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Speaker 1: knows how to work the room. Yeah, my sister who

926
00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:02,920
Speaker 1: knows how to work at room. One of my sisters

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00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:05,680
Speaker 1: cooks up a good, a good little dinner for for

928
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Speaker 1: her dog. She does chicken and vegetables like on the regular.

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Speaker 1: That's cool. Yeah, that's nice. Alright, last one here, because

930
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Speaker 1: we're my god. Look at the time, my god, look

931
00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:17,280
Speaker 1: at the time. We've gone long again. That Sunday podcast

932
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Speaker 1: will be ten minutes all right. Anyway, the average person

933
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Speaker 1: believes that in a perfect world, this would take twelve

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Speaker 1: minutes to get done. What is it? Orgasms? That's funny. No,

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Speaker 1: the correct answer would be a cooking dinner. Well, what

936
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Speaker 1: foods could you make in twelve minutes? Like chocolate chip

937
00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:49,319
Speaker 1: cookies you can get I could do a steak in

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Speaker 1: twelve minutes. I could do a steak in twelve minute.

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Speaker 1: How long does it take you to cook a Tomahawks steak?

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Speaker 1: That's gonna take a while. I'd probably take like probably

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00:52:56,880 --> 00:53:03,680
Speaker 1: double the time. Four minutes. Yeah, okay, interesting, Yeah, alright,

942
00:53:03,719 --> 00:53:05,600
Speaker 1: we gotta get out of your guests. Yeah, we gotta go,

943
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:08,200
Speaker 1: I guess al alright, stop talking please, alright, have a

944
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Speaker 1: great rest you Saturday. Remember if you have not yet

945
00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:13,840
Speaker 1: listened to Benny Versus the Penny watched it on YouTube.

946
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Speaker 1: Do that. Check it out. Get all the pics on

947
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Speaker 1: the NFL games on Sunday, and we'll have another short podcast,

948
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Speaker 1: very short podcast on Sunday. Have a wonderful rest of

949
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Speaker 1: your weekend and we'll catch you next time. Be sure

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Speaker 1: to catch live editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays

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Speaker 1: at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific