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Speaker 1: Motherfucking mini episode, mini episode, motherfucking mini episod.

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Speaker 2: Zs what Welcome to My Mama told me.

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Speaker 3: The podcast when we dived deep, deep into the pockets

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Speaker 3: of black conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 4: And we worked to prove the theories of you, the listeners,

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Speaker 4: fucking JABRONI.

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Speaker 3: You God damn Rudy Pooh Candy asses you. I know,

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Speaker 3: I know we can say.

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Speaker 5: Maybe, maybe, maybe we bleep that out, maybe we bleep

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Speaker 5: that out.

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Speaker 3: But I'm excited to find I'm excited to find out

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Speaker 3: if Olivia saying no, no, no, we can't, y, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: let's bleep it. That's fun, going to make them guess

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Speaker 3: what word? David said.

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Speaker 5: It's not what you think.

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Speaker 3: It's definitely not what you think, he said. I'm Likeston Kerman,

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Speaker 3: and we are here to talk to you about the

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Speaker 3: conspiracies that you send us. That we get your emails

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Speaker 3: every week. Whether we like it or not, we get

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Speaker 3: your email though. Yeah, No, they're they're fun. They're usually fun.

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Speaker 3: I t s when I say like it or not.

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Speaker 3: I think you guys are all great and and no

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Speaker 3: judgment here.

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Speaker 4: I judge you guys a little bit. Okay, I better

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Speaker 4: think you could be doing with your time.

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Speaker 3: But you know, well, we got an email from a

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Speaker 3: person named c L. C L sent us an email

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Speaker 3: and they said, Hi, David high Lanston, if if I

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Speaker 3: make it on the podcast, refer to me as CL

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Speaker 3: I have a conspiracy theory. I should have read that part.

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Speaker 3: It's clearly in heavy parentheses. They said, I have a

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Speaker 3: conspiracy theory for you, and it's not a conspiracy because

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Speaker 3: I know it's true. I just don't know who is

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Speaker 3: behind it, either the police, the US military, or the

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Speaker 3: white man's government has been providing predominantly black neighborhoods with

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Speaker 3: parade level fireworks every summer since twenty twenty in order

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Speaker 3: to disturb the piece and create chaos in the community.

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Speaker 3: I've lived on the South Side of Chicago forever and

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Speaker 3: I've never experienced the bomb level fireworks non stop like

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Speaker 3: this until twenty twenty. I've seen a couple of tweets

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Speaker 3: but I only know what I hear every night against

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Speaker 3: my will. As you may know, fireworks are illegal in Illinois,

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Speaker 3: so people have to go to Indiana to get them.

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Speaker 3: The fireworks go from like seven pm to two am

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Speaker 3: starting in June and go intil August. Nobody around here

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Speaker 3: has the time or money to go get parade level

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Speaker 3: firework work every night, so I really think some entity

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Speaker 3: is either dropping them off in weird places or selling

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Speaker 3: them for extremely cheap because they have motives. It's also

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Speaker 3: not the fun in pretty fireworks. I live near SOCC Stadium,

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Speaker 3: and on game days it's like, pew pew bop. I'm

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Speaker 3: truly just reading what this person.

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Speaker 5: Wrote down your Facebook.

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Speaker 3: You feel like I editorialized it a little much.

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Speaker 4: There, It's fine, it's fine, okay, all right, Well take

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Speaker 4: journalistic liberties.

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Speaker 3: Pew pew.

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Speaker 5: We're not cable news. We could do whatever we want.

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Speaker 3: The ones I'm talking about are bomb levels, shaking the

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Speaker 3: hour all night for months. I think Looney Tunes TNT

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Speaker 3: with bright flash of flight and everything. Sorry, this email

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Speaker 3: is so long. You should be sorry. Cl I know

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Speaker 3: y'all make jokes, but I'm so serious, and then they

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Speaker 3: go on to say I love y'all so much. I

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Speaker 3: listen to episodes from the voices in my head because

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Speaker 3: too much. David, please call me, okay, or let me

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Speaker 3: know when you're in Chicago, I can cook c yl

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Speaker 3: You get all of that a lot, big dog.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's very interesting.

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Speaker 3: There's a lot of game being kicked their way.

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Speaker 4: Listen, man, the skin routine. I meant your eyes. I'm

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Speaker 4: out here. Obviously they know about my money. I got

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Speaker 4: these boats.

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Speaker 5: Uh so two boats, three boats?

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Speaker 4: Uh I'll show the camera one day.

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Speaker 5: Here's my question.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: So I've lived in a lot of Hispanic neighborhoods as well,

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Speaker 4: and I've had this issue around around uh.

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Speaker 5: Fourth of July. But I mean, what do you think

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Speaker 5: about it? I want to hear what you think. First.

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Speaker 3: Sexually, I I think that the the suggestion that something

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Speaker 3: I don't know of anybody personally who is letting off

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Speaker 5: Well, I got to look the fireworks off.

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Speaker 3: I found fireworks and more likely that, like police.

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Speaker 4: Are, have you ever found fireworks? I have not, so

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Speaker 4: I I just put them in the closet and difficulty

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Speaker 4: it's because I've had leftover fireworks and then like all right,

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Speaker 4: I'll save until next fourth of July and then they

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Speaker 3: Whoa, just because you're like, fuck, yeah, today's a firework day.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, they're a lot of fun.

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Speaker 4: But I'm also thinking of the as you put it,

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Speaker 4: I'm thinking that I'm not thinking of like though those

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Speaker 4: like those ones that set off car alarms and ship right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like, just like she said, disturbing, it's it's

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Speaker 3: just the obnoxiously loud without any of the flare fireworks.

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Speaker 5: Fucks dogs all up?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, make sure, yeah, make sure cocker spaniel weird like

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Speaker 3: you don't give a fuckle reacts the dog being permanently

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Speaker 4: Permanently damaged, permanently damaged. I think we'll probably be here

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Speaker 4: next for the July eating hot dogs off the ground

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Speaker 4: or whatever the fuck they do.

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Speaker 3: As somebody that's eating a hot dog off the ground,

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Speaker 3: that doesn't determine me. Dogs keep doing your thing, I

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Speaker 4: I mean, the question is is it? What I would

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Speaker 4: like to know is are you seeing a marked difference

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Speaker 4: seeing a difference in behavior? Because she's she's sending this

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Speaker 4: back to twenty twenty, right, is when she said she

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Speaker 3: I would say that if I were going based off

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Speaker 4: I mean, I mean it makes sense. Right, I'm irritable

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Speaker 4: idea of the noise on that level, right, that's like

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Speaker 4: a bombing. Yeah, Like that's like it feels like you're

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Speaker 3: And I do think that's why I'm hesitant to say

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Speaker 3: doing it themselves. I really think that's just like police

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Speaker 3: in a while to to just keep the the chaos going.

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Speaker 5: Dropping off the side of the because we would never know.

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Speaker 5: How were you ever.

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Speaker 3: Gonna even if you see it? What are you gonna do?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, damn, I think I think, I mean, I know,

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Speaker 4: this is uh, this is I believe this one.

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Speaker 5: Is a possibility. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: No, if if if they planted cracks like a much.

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Speaker 5: A much easier, they're probably like, we should have done this.

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Speaker 3: I don't know why. When you said that, I pictured

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Speaker 3: a police officer planning crack like a tree, you know

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Speaker 2: A dime bag and then watering it.

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Speaker 3: Every day, pushing dirt over it, and coming back to

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Speaker 3: see a crack tree blossom.

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Speaker 5: Telling his wife it's really coming a lot. You might

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Speaker 5: you might have a green thumb. Shoo me.

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Speaker 3: She's like, you know, Harold has actually gotten a lot

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Speaker 3: commerce as he started going.

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Speaker 5: God ever since he started growing crack. He hasn't hit

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Speaker 3: He's a white copy, he's a white cop.

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Speaker 5: He is his wife.

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Speaker 3: We all understand the rules. Yeah, this feels this feels

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Speaker 3: honest to me, It feels honest.

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Speaker 4: It's also the worry about this is like, how do

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Speaker 4: you even combat that? I mean, neighborhood watch it best

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Speaker 4: bring that back?

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Speaker 3: I guess I don't know that you can combat it.

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Speaker 3: And I bet they're very strategic and that they're not

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Speaker 3: like doing it in the same spot every night. They

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Speaker 3: don't give it to the same car. I think it's

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Speaker 3: just truly like, yo, if you're on duty and you

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Speaker 3: feel like grabbing a firework to throw off, whenever do it,

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Speaker 3: and they do it, you know what I mean, Like,

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Speaker 3: it's truly Nope, there's no strategy behind it other than terrorism,

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Speaker 5: Right, I mean that's how you do it, right, guerrilla

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Speaker 3: Mm hmmm.

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Speaker 4: I don't know what to do about this one, because

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Speaker 4: this one's like usually I want to have some type

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Speaker 3: Too, Yeah, No, it's scary shit.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like you got a kid in the house, right,

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Speaker 4: Do you ever wake up like you feel like something happened, right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's pretty anxiety inducing. Yeah, when the fireworks

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Speaker 3: start happening. I'm fortunate that they don't really other than

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Speaker 3: like you know, the weeks around holidays, they're not that

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Speaker 3: just isn't like it, you know what I mean. It's

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Speaker 3: not erupting in a way that like keeps me up

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Speaker 5: You don't feel the shape.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm not feeling that man, thank god.

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Speaker 5: Eh. Yeah, A strict last too long. You have to go.

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Speaker 3: This neighborhood's gonna change if I don't get some money.

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Speaker 3: So I'm gonna be letting off fireworks that I don't get.

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Speaker 3: If we don't strike, I am going to be setting

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Speaker 4: You can walk that back if you want to know. No, okay,

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Speaker 4: I can't ride with you on this one. But I

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Speaker 4: think it's funny joke. Uh yeah, this one is. This

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Speaker 4: one sucks because it's one of those things where you're like, yeah,

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Speaker 4: I think this is completely plausible.

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Speaker 5: I don't.

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Speaker 4: I don't think it's like overthinking it. I don't think

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Speaker 4: that we're being like traumatic. Yeah, especially if you notice it. Right.

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Speaker 5: She said she's been in this.

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Speaker 4: Neighborhood forever and that wasn't a thing because firework technology.

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Speaker 4: I feel like it's already kept right. Yeah, it's not

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Speaker 4: like some new shit came out in the last three years.

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Speaker 4: We've been setting off the same shit since the twenties

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Speaker 4: or whenever the Chinese people invented them.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't. I don't actually know.

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Speaker 3: And yeah I'm not you know, I'm not a subscriber

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Speaker 3: to Fireworks Weekly, But I don't think that I'm seeing

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Speaker 5: Up since I was a child. It's been all the

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what's those the ones where you hold it and

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Speaker 3: you can like shoot it at your friends. Roman candles,

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Speaker 5: We got it. We got all the stuff.

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Speaker 4: Kids. Yeah, fucking the bees, the snakes. If you're a

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Speaker 3: Streamers for the kids, yeah yeah, let them hold a

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Speaker 4: It's also it's also crazy because those bigger ones like

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Speaker 4: are just for like there's no there's no visual appeal

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just truly for the sound and the yea,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, just rupt shit and like that, like, yeah, you

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Speaker 4: ever lived in an apartment complex where kids would set

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Speaker 4: would they would be funny to set.

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Speaker 5: Them off by cars that had car alarms? Yeah? Yeah yeah,

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Speaker 5: it's just like so irritating.

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Speaker 3: Those kids. I hope those kids got it together, man,

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Speaker 3: I really do.

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Speaker 5: Their lives are better. They're doing all right, CLO.

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Speaker 3: I think I think this should answer your your your question.

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Speaker 3: We do fully believe in your conspiracy and and uh

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Speaker 3: fuck yeah, I.

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Speaker 5: Don't know what to do. I don't know what. There's

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Speaker 3: I mean, you're not going to get any more sleep

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Speaker 3: this summer, but just know you're not crazy. That's what

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Speaker 5: Yeah you are. I mean she said that she knows.

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Speaker 3: But but maybe it's good to hear it out loud,

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Speaker 3: you know what I mean. Maybe you just need that

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Speaker 3: that additional affirmation.

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Speaker 4: And you know, if you if you see anything suspicious

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Speaker 4: at nighttime, don't be afraid to fight a cop.

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Speaker 3: You gotta find a cop, you gotta fight a cop.

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Speaker 3: I think if ever, there was something to take away,

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Speaker 3: from this episode Fight Cop.

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Speaker 5: This is David and Licensinge a cop.

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Speaker 3: David, do you want to tell other people where they

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Speaker 3: can find you and what cool shit you have going on?

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Speaker 5: Hell?

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Speaker 4: No, cool guy, Joke City seven on Instagram, all this stuff.

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 4: I'm getting my tour to get dates together. I'll have

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Speaker 4: them forthcoming, but right now I don't have anything crazy

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Speaker 4: for you. But yeah, just keep you guys on my

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Speaker 4: Instagram and let's it and watch Royal Crackers on HBO.

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Speaker 5: That's it.

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Speaker 3: Hell yeah, And as always, you can follow me at

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Speaker 3: especially we got some cool my mama told me news

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Speaker 3: And then if you want to send us your own

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Speaker 3: conspiracy theories, your own drops, if you want to tell

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Speaker 3: us mean things that the police are doing in your neighborhood,

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Speaker 3: That's the stuff. Bye bitch, How did all of this

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