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Speaker 1: It's Brooken Jeffrey in the morning, and they say it's

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Speaker 1: notoriously difficult for grown men to make new friends, and

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Speaker 1: that's why. In today's phone tap, I call a guy

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Speaker 1: who just moved into a new neighborhood with his family,

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Speaker 1: and I am generously offering to give my time to

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Speaker 1: hang out with him immediately. I just need one thing

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Speaker 1: from him first. He needs to sell me on it.

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Speaker 1: In your phone tap right now, brook In Jeffrey's phone

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Speaker 1: taps on the twenties. Hello, Hi, is this James? Yeah

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Speaker 1: speaking Hey James. My name is Tyson. I'm one of

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Speaker 1: your neighbors. You just moved in recently, right, Yeah, we

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Speaker 1: just moved in last week. Cool. Nice to meet you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: nice to meet you too, Tyson. Yeah. So my wife,

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Speaker 1: who's friends with your wife, she thinks it'd be good

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Speaker 1: for us to like hang out some time you and me. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: oh for me? Yeah sure cool? So sell me on it.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Yeah, sell me on it. Like know you

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Speaker 1: want it? Yeah? Why should I hang out with you?

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Speaker 1: But what would we do? Where we go? Because you know,

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Speaker 1: my time's kind of valuable, and I just want to

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Speaker 1: make sure it's gonna be worth it for me. Well,

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Speaker 1: hold on, man, you called me to ask me to

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Speaker 1: hang out. No, our wives talk to each other and

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Speaker 1: they thought we should hang out and get to know

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Speaker 1: each other. Well, I'm going to speak to Michelle and

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Speaker 1: see if this is her idea. Michelle already thinks it's

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Speaker 1: a good idea, So you just have to sell me

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Speaker 1: on it. It's a good buddy, don't speak for my

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Speaker 1: wife for me. Okay, Listen, I'm picking up that you're

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Speaker 1: kind of a hot head, and when you and me

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Speaker 1: hanging out, I don't need that kind of energy. Buddy,

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Speaker 1: that's not selling me on it. Hold on, I'm not

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Speaker 1: being a hothead here. You're antagonizing me. I'm just trying

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Speaker 1: to even. Just the way that you said I'm not

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Speaker 1: being a hot head makes me think that you're more

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Speaker 1: of a hot header. All right, listen, so I don't

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Speaker 1: appreciate this conversation. Well, now you've just gone all the

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Speaker 1: way down to the bottom, the bottom of what your list? Great,

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Speaker 1: I'm glad I'm there. It's actually just a neighbor list.

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Speaker 1: I rank them, and now you've ranked the neighbors. Mike's

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Speaker 1: at the very top, super cool. Who's Mike? Well, you

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Speaker 1: even met Mike. No, I have not met Mike. He's

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Speaker 1: in the yellow house down the street. That's great, but

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Speaker 1: he's my number one, so you can't have him. But

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Speaker 1: then number two is Rob what Mike? What's fine? You

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Speaker 1: can have robbed what he's talking about, but you can

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Speaker 1: have Rob on the weekends, because that's when we chose.

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Speaker 1: You're trying to fish me off. Yeah, that's really not

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Speaker 1: selling me. Honestly, I'm not interested in anything that you're

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Speaker 1: trying to sell me. I'm not selling you anything. I'm

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Speaker 1: the buyer. Remember what talking about. Here's what I'm kind

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Speaker 1: of gathering from this conversation is that you're not a

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Speaker 1: very trustworthy person. And all right, that's not making me

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Speaker 1: want to hang out with you anymore. Okay, great, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: don't don't have your I don't need your wife talking

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Speaker 1: to my wife then and making up these ridiculous ideas.

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna hang out with a nut job like Okay, listen,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you a pass on how this conversation started.

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Speaker 1: You're new sell me on us hanging out. No, I'm

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Speaker 1: not gonna sell you on hey, No, this is ridiculous, man,

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Speaker 1: I'll start I'm gonna get a little vulnerable with you here.

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Speaker 1: I enjoy gardening. Do you sure? What do you like

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Speaker 1: the garden? Oh? I did not think you were gonna

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Speaker 1: ask me that. What you know, just general landscape, green

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Speaker 1: bushes and tree stuff. No, that was a lie I

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Speaker 1: could tell. I drink wine sometimes I go kite flying

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Speaker 1: on the weekends. Who goes kite flying? Again, you don't

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Speaker 1: understand how things work in this neighborhood. But if we

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Speaker 1: go kite flying together, we're not having flying kit Let's

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Speaker 1: say we are. We're rubbing each other and we're goosing

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Speaker 1: each other around. We're just gibing. No, no, Then you know,

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Speaker 1: maybe I'll feel more comfortable with you, and I'd be

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Speaker 1: open to telling you that this is a prank phone

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Speaker 1: call on the radio and it's all a joke. What. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Then I would feel comfortable telling you that I'm actually

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Speaker 1: from a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning,

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Speaker 1: and I don't live in your neighborhood, but your son

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Speaker 1: Emerson wanted to set you up for a phone tap.

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Speaker 1: So how do you know my son because he listens

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Speaker 1: to our show. He emailed us and told us that

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Speaker 1: you guys just moved and he thought he'd be funny

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Speaker 1: to prank you. Are you kidding me? I'm serious. Oh

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Speaker 1: do you think I'd sound like a kite flyer? No,

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Speaker 1: I could tell you got really upset there, I did.

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Speaker 1: I was ready to come over and fight. That's not

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Speaker 1: a very neighborly way to join in any community. Oh

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Speaker 1: you're right, you're right. I would not have made the list,

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Speaker 1: my god. But seriously, for the last time, if we

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Speaker 1: hang out, sell me on it. Jeffreys' phone taps on

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Speaker 1: the twenties