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Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all all suit giving them like the milling

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Speaker 1: buss things and it's y'all Steve listening together for stuy.

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Speaker 1: I don't join me. You gotta turn you burn, You

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Speaker 1: come on your baby, huh. I show will a good

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Speaker 1: morning everybody. You all listening to the voice, come on

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Speaker 1: dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey Man got

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Speaker 1: a radio show. How good is God? Hum? Think about it?

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Speaker 1: Just take a slight inventory of your own life and

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Speaker 1: say it to yourself when you get through, how good

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Speaker 1: is God? Think of all the small things, all this,

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Speaker 1: because that's him. You breathe in, that's him. You steal him.

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Speaker 1: That's him. You got another chance. That's him. You ain't

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Speaker 1: out of him. That's him. You got any measure of health,

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Speaker 1: that's him. You think it's more to it than it

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Speaker 1: really is. That it already showed up to be. That's him.

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Speaker 1: All of that. You got any dreams or aspirations, you

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Speaker 1: that's him, Him clothes you got, that's him. Every time

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Speaker 1: you eat. That's why they had this thing called you

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Speaker 1: say your grace. That's him. That's him, man, that's him.

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Speaker 1: It's amazing when you take a small inventory how you

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Speaker 1: find out how big God really is in your life. Now,

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Speaker 1: the more you turn yourself over to him, the bigger

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Speaker 1: he can be. For you. See, he'll only be as

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Speaker 1: big as you let him. It's one thing about God. Now,

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Speaker 1: he's a gentleman. He can make you do anything. You know.

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Speaker 1: You get too big for him, you know you you you,

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Speaker 1: you lose your humbleness. He can humble you. Now. God

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Speaker 1: created man with the power of choice. We're the only

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Speaker 1: of choice when we mate, who we mate with. You

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Speaker 1: know everything, all of it. Man. It's the choice what

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Speaker 1: You know, we speak different languages. You can go learn

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Speaker 1: another language. A bear can't do nothing but be a bear.

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Speaker 1: can't an ostrich is an ostrich man. He can't come

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Speaker 1: understand this that God gave us. We are the one

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Speaker 1: creature he created that has total power of choice. You

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Speaker 1: watch you like? That's the one you can buy. You

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Speaker 1: So now look at this thing. We are all the

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Speaker 1: If we could just identify that the problem is us,

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Speaker 1: based on some decisions that I was making. Now I

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Speaker 1: How about that? Mister? Mister, I made a decision. The

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Speaker 1: problem is usually within yourself. Do you know That's the quickest,

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Speaker 1: It ain't got to go through Congress. You ain't got

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Speaker 1: All you got to do is decide the problem is me.

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Speaker 1: But remember this planning is important. If you fail to plan,

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Speaker 1: Just make a list of what you want. Make this

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Speaker 1: A lot of people just don't want to do what's

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Speaker 1: Uh I Normally I would say ladies and gentlemen, boys

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Speaker 1: We're gonna do ask the CEO today, okay, and will

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Speaker 1: also ask motivational questions from the crew. That's the only

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Speaker 1: time I try to be sillious, okay. But other than that, though,

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about the degree I'm quit today. Man, it

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Speaker 1: and I and I embraced that. That's the problem. All right,

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Speaker 1: About this all weak though? No, but it's that's not

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Speaker 1: self righteous right Jelly? Don't thank you Sean either. That's

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Speaker 1: I'll go We'll go with funny looking strange. Okay, Tommy,

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Speaker 1: don't know what she was thinking. Surely she could have

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Speaker 1: done better, man. Yeah, that's hill. Yeah, Steve, I told

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Speaker 1: to embarrass you today. Yeah, and you let's get started

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Speaker 1: Is he ugly than me? Steve tell me that when

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Speaker 1: how well do you have to know someone before? Yeah? Sexual? Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, you want to go there, let's go there?

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Speaker 1: Steve says, what and it's book? Steve said, I mean, look,

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Speaker 1: if you're trying to have a relationship, you ain't got nobody,

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Speaker 1: no time to have sex. Yeah, you know, you just

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Speaker 1: you can do something I've never I've never cared for that.

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Speaker 1: I don't. I ain't like I ain't had a one

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Speaker 1: you always like to have a little more meaning behind

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Speaker 1: But that's what the Cleansley person would do, is make up. Right, Hey, dog,

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Speaker 1: But right now it's time for the nephew to run

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Speaker 1: Oh no, Lord checks, Okay, okay, you're not gonna do

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Speaker 1: Sean I'm calling Actually, I'm a member Greater Commissionary Baptist Church.

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Speaker 1: How can I help you? Calling you actually about the offering? Now?

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Speaker 1: Did you I know you paid your ties every Sunday? Okay,

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Speaker 1: Now you paid a love offering as well? Right, yes,

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Speaker 1: Now what is this call regarding? Why are you calling me? Well,

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Speaker 1: what I wanted to tell you is that I hate

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Speaker 1: And wait a minute, you said my check bounce for

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Speaker 1: I'm doing is calling you about recouping the two fifth

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Speaker 1: as well as you know you you cost us thirty

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Speaker 1: at the same time. They all go in on Monday, ma'am.

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Speaker 1: Now I didn't put them in at the same time.

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Speaker 1: I've been putting them in for the last two three years.

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Speaker 1: I was. I don't think it matters when when I

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Speaker 1: right bad checks? Why one clear? Why the other one

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Speaker 1: checks clear. I don't write no rubber checks. Well, you

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Speaker 1: I think you got me confused with somebody else. I

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Speaker 1: Can we expect the two fifty plus the thirty dollars?

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Speaker 1: So thirty dollars. That's the bank feeds man for the

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Speaker 1: why would you write check? What you want to? Sit

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Speaker 1: You see, I said, why would you write these checks

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Speaker 1: And you tell you what you do? Since my check bounce,

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Speaker 1: upon me no more? When don't we gonna get this

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Speaker 1: I wrote a bad check, I'll write you did write

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Speaker 1: the deacon called nobody about no bad check? Your fully?

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Speaker 1: Thank you? You got the money? I ain't got Who

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Speaker 1: Keep passed to know you talking like this? Do pass

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Speaker 1: to no you calling me? Can you ask for that? Look?

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Speaker 1: When are we gonna get this two hundred and eighty dollars?

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Speaker 1: Is what we're looking for from you? I wrote a

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Speaker 1: That's two eighty. Where can the church expect the money? Never?

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Speaker 1: Not No two eighty. You will never get to eighty.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna make me come by your and my check

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Speaker 1: in But what did you say? I'm gonna do what

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Speaker 1: You're gonna make me come by your house and get

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Speaker 1: this money, bring you own, bring it? Bring you what

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Speaker 1: is the address on this check? Check? I got it

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Speaker 1: off the check bring ow. I bet you you'll be

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Speaker 1: limping back and I'm watching you. You better not be

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Speaker 1: I get this two fifty plus thirty whatever I want

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Speaker 1: to Okay, No, you know what I am. And you

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Speaker 1: don't call me no more with this because my check

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Speaker 1: Lord no more until you are not don't you come

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Speaker 1: And I'm gonna make sure I find you because you

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Speaker 1: because I don't believe my check bounce you fuller? What?

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Speaker 1: Let me say this? Before you called pastor I got no,

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Speaker 1: I'm anna called pastor. No, you should have talked with

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Speaker 1: pastor before you call me with this information. I got

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Speaker 1: one more thing I need to say to you. Ain't

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Speaker 1: got nothing to say to me. You don't upset me

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Speaker 1: with this I'm talking about. I bounced a check. You

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Speaker 1: should have went to pastor before you called me with you.

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Speaker 1: I tall a pastor. One I get, but I got

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Speaker 1: one more thing to say before I leave. But you're listening.

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Speaker 1: What What do you about to say to me? What

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Speaker 1: do you have to say now that you're gonna pay

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Speaker 1: them check? This is Nephew Timmy from The Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. You just got pranked by your girlfriend. What

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Speaker 1: did you say? Baby? This is what did you say?

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Speaker 1: I'd say? This is nephew Timmy, Baby, Bro the Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Your girlfriend has pranked you. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: beat that. She's just left her. She didn't let me

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Speaker 1: ask you? What more thake though? Baby? What is the

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Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land, The Steve Harvey Morning

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Speaker 1: Everybody's done it Na. Everybody's written a hot check to

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Speaker 1: the end. It didn't it didn't go through. You know

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Speaker 1: you didn't done that. We need to get y'all black

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Speaker 1: card because y'all church in church. Yeah, Lord, now I

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Speaker 1: have not put money in the Lord knows that I've

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Speaker 1: done that. Yeah, Lord knows. You didn't have not deliberately.

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Speaker 1: You know, it just happens. But you know what something

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Speaker 1: what do you amazed me back in the day is

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Speaker 1: the church for some reason, I don't know how they

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Speaker 1: get They get them check clear Monday morning that fast.

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Speaker 1: It just it goes through any other check tape to Winnsday. Thirsty,

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Speaker 1: they prey on it. They go right to the bank, right, Yes,

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Speaker 1: that's one beaker's job. Your job is Monday morning, get

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Speaker 1: these checks done there to that bank. That's your job.

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Speaker 1: That's right, that's right. The big when they're collecting offering

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Speaker 1: to me, Jay and Junior, we think about opening up

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Speaker 1: a zoom missionary Baptist. Yeah, I mean all right, We'll

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Speaker 1: be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show

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Speaker 1: right after you're listening string show. Now, it's normal for people,

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Speaker 1: you know, to get nostalgic about things from their past.

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Speaker 1: A lot of us do that, Like the Slinky, remember

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Speaker 1: that toy, the Walkman, Remember the Walkman arcade games and

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Speaker 1: even suits and hats for men? Remember pac Man and

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Speaker 1: all that? Sorry and yeah, I still played pac Many.

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Speaker 1: I can't play the new games. They too complicated. I

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Speaker 1: can't play none of the sports game like NBA Live

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Speaker 1: or Madden Football. I don't know what the wid the

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Speaker 1: A B they gump, the ad they roll. I can't

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Speaker 1: do that. Or you know what about being nostalgic about

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Speaker 1: how you raise your kids. You know, we're disciplined and

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Speaker 1: all that, things like common courtesy, like manners, things like that.

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Speaker 1: To come back, Yeah, you're gonna get a whooping? Yeah yeah,

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Speaker 1: did you? Oh I'm telling you're gonna get a whooping?

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Speaker 1: Did you whip your kids growing up? What I'm asking still? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Well you think they ain't in jail? You're saving him. Temmy,

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Speaker 1: I tried to beat him worse than my mama beating me.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's pretty bad. Ain't None of my kids got

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Speaker 1: it like I got it. I ain't now, But our

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Speaker 1: parents before us really got it too. But we got it.

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Speaker 1: I think we were the last of the kids that

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Speaker 1: got serious beat downs. My kids, my kids and generation

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Speaker 1: well some I really I really pledged my son. You Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I pledged. I pledged. So what fright is here? They

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Speaker 1: ain't cused, but they could, they could go ahead and

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Speaker 1: get it there, they could, they could technically they should

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Speaker 1: actually be in. But I Jewish manners were more prominent

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Speaker 1: like they used to be. I mean, you know what

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Speaker 1: I'm really proud of though. I think all of my

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Speaker 1: kids are very very mantal manners are important. Everybody. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she's so sweet. Brand daddy, you know you have great kids.

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Speaker 1: Brand being on your answer, you know it. She got

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Speaker 1: a lot of clapback going on. You ain't heard nobody

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Speaker 1: come up with you. I can't talking your daughter talking

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Speaker 1: Visa talking so crazy? An I ain't seen it either.

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Speaker 1: Oh good, you've just heard. I just have people coming over.

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Speaker 1: Can I talk to you for I just can't do

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Speaker 1: it no matter. I'm serious about her business? Though? What

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Speaker 1: else do you guys wish would come back? Like products?

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Speaker 1: Because they said iPad But I mean, you know, I

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Speaker 1: wish Carol free marsterizer would come back? What act curl

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Speaker 1: free yellow? About the red right? Yeah? Come at chess King,

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Speaker 1: yep yo, chis chess King marry go around. Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I want them to come back, but I don't want

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Speaker 1: to have to have the money I had back. Don't

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Speaker 1: I want to come back poverty? Yeah, I have no

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Speaker 1: design for that to come back. What was the famous

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Speaker 1: what was the famous advice your dad about being poor?

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Speaker 1: The best thing you could do for po people's fun

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Speaker 1: is not Warner. I took that advice brand real close,

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Speaker 1: especially coming out of home. Yeah, so Steve, it's time

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Speaker 1: for today's headlines, ladies and gentlemen, Miss Ann Tripp, thank

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Speaker 1: you very much. Everybody. Good morning. This is a trip

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Speaker 1: with the news well, you know, as the US Congress

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Speaker 1: continues to probe into the January sixth Capitol Hill riot,

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Speaker 1: the Capitol was a scene of another violent threat yesterday.

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Speaker 1: In the end, police took command into custody who had

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Speaker 1: driven up to the Capitol building and said he had

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Speaker 1: a bomb. As far as say, forty nine year old

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Speaker 1: Floyd Ray Roseberry drove his pickup truck onto the sidewalk

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Speaker 1: in front of the Library of Congress yesterday morning, told

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Speaker 1: police he had a bomb and he was holding what

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Speaker 1: he said was a detonator. Capitol Police Chief of Jay

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Speaker 1: Thomas Major says, though he surrendered after they talked him down.

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Speaker 1: The Tactical Unit step works close by took him into

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Speaker 1: custody without incident. So you know, no farling, Noah, choke

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Speaker 1: holding or anything this guy. Earlier in a live Facebook video,

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Speaker 1: a man who appeared to be Rosebery warned viewers about

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Speaker 1: having a bomb and told Democrats in the Congress and

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Speaker 1: the White House to resign. Authorities say his truck did

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Speaker 1: contain bomb making materials, but no bomb. North Carolina is

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Speaker 1: still dealing with the after effects of Tropical Storm Fred.

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Speaker 1: Rescue teams in the western part of the Tar Hills

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Speaker 1: state say that two people are dead and some twenty

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Speaker 1: others are missing as a result of the deadly flooding.

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Speaker 1: Their crews have been searching for survivors inside the mobile

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Speaker 1: homes and vehicles that were swept away by the floodwaters.

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Speaker 1: The town of Canton was particularly hard hit. The mayors,

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Speaker 1: Zed Smathers says, it's a sad time. Our hearts are

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Speaker 1: sincerely heavy with the ones that are missing and the

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Speaker 1: ones that have confirmed dead. Even though may not be

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Speaker 1: in the Canton jurisdiction, they are part of the Canton

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Speaker 1: and Haywood County Family Homes even bridges were destroyed a

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Speaker 1: course businesses as well. Many residents are without power, and

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Speaker 1: more wet weather is expected over the weekend. So in

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Speaker 1: North Carolina is really getting it. Federal Aviation Commission Administration

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Speaker 1: rather says it is an evergrowing list of incidents involving

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Speaker 1: unruly passengers aboard planes, usually over the refusing of wearing masks.

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Speaker 1: In one case, the steward felt the need to duct

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Speaker 1: tape one casting pass near to his seat. The airline

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Speaker 1: has since told its employees that duct taping someone is

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Speaker 1: not to be done again. That's not what you should do.

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Speaker 1: The FAA is instead pushing for higher fines. So far

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Speaker 1: this year, though, the amount of fines levied on these

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Speaker 1: unruly people have total more than a million dollars. Here's

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Speaker 1: some depressing news as the death toll climbs in Haiti

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Speaker 1: to over two thousand. According to an article by some

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Speaker 1: seismologists and Business Insider magazine, it is only a matter

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Speaker 1: of time before Haiti experience has yet another major quake.

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Speaker 1: Because the country happens to sit on top of two

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Speaker 1: subterranean parts of the Earth's crusts. Over this magna that's

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Speaker 1: kind of liquid, kind of stuff. Plates that keep slipping

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Speaker 1: past each other, which cause earthquakes. And finally, today would

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Speaker 1: have been the birthday of the late great Isaac hay Is,

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Speaker 1: a great talent, a great man, and a great friend

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Speaker 1: who asked the questions. Now back to the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. You're listening show. Now it's time lower the

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Speaker 1: lights please, ladies and gentleman's junior's poetry. Let me just

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Speaker 1: say this right quick, this poem right here. Yeah, forget that.

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Speaker 1: The point of the poem is it's getting close to

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Speaker 1: going back to scoop right yeah, And everybody that's uncles

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Speaker 1: don't get appreciated because we helped. Now, I got a

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Speaker 1: seventeen year old nephew asked by to be in the

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Speaker 1: same grade with the fourteen years He didn't call me.

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Speaker 1: You don't say that on the air. It's true. Hold on,

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Speaker 1: hold on first of all, hold on what you want?

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Speaker 1: What you want me to act like? It ain't hell? What? Okay? Then?

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Speaker 1: My people they know you want to act like he

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Speaker 1: not right? Should I be shamed of the fact that

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Speaker 1: what he won't do, not tell you didn't damn? Niver

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Speaker 1: caught the seventeen ye old, But I didn't think it

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Speaker 1: was gonna happen, but they won great appaut like that now,

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Speaker 1: I mean, would he go in the classroom. They think

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Speaker 1: the teacher didn't walk through all I'm saying. But I'm

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Speaker 1: just saying, he asked me for some stuff, and I

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Speaker 1: just wanted to let him know this. Now. The name

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Speaker 1: of the poem is I'm just hung here. I'll go,

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Speaker 1: hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey

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Speaker 1: hey hey hey, I'm just hung Stop asking me for cash, Okay,

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Speaker 1: because when I helped you out, you don't do number.

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Speaker 1: Walk in the other room and just talk trade, Go

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Speaker 1: bag your mom and your daddy because they the one

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Speaker 1: that had. Because I'm just uncle, I can do all

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Speaker 1: I can do. Now that I know you're going back

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Speaker 1: to school and you like new stuff, but I'm living

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Speaker 1: out here in La Riden Highs. Hell man, it's even rough. Now.

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Speaker 1: I'm not trying to beat me because I really do

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Speaker 1: love you with all my heart, but I'm gonna get

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Speaker 1: a jump on this. I'm gonna say no before you

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Speaker 1: even start. I'm just huh. That's all I can do.

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Speaker 1: That was called the style conversation. Definitely, that's what you're doing.

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Speaker 1: You're sitting there looking for rhymes. There's no rhymes and

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Speaker 1: it ain't got to be. It was called what you do?

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Speaker 1: You have different styles? This was called the style of conversation.

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Speaker 1: I don't get what I was talking to him. I

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Speaker 1: don't this style of confusing. It was Donald Trump? Do

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Speaker 1: you have? Do you have? Do you have any kids?

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Speaker 1: Asking you for? Yeah? Just the fother. This was the

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Speaker 1: style of time. It's called style of car. I created it.

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Speaker 1: We know that you listen to most this one is

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Speaker 1: just most deaf Nit. Why would I go listen to

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Speaker 1: most most deafening? The style of conversation a style you

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Speaker 1: made up. All right, we gotta go, We'll be back.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steven Show. Time Now for ask

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Speaker 1: the CLO, our chief Love Officer. Submit your questions to

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey FM dot com and the CLO will be

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Speaker 1: happy to answer them. This one, Steve is from Sean

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Speaker 1: in Florida. Before I get furloughed from work, a handsome

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Speaker 1: before I got furloughed from work, a handsome new guy

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Speaker 1: started working at my job. We've been getting to know

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Speaker 1: each other on the phone, and we just found out

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Speaker 1: that he is my ex boyfriend's cousin. My ex boyfriend

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Speaker 1: is on a teaching assignment in Dubai, so he's been

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Speaker 1: out of the country for three years. I figured this

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Speaker 1: will be a problem, but the guy told me we

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Speaker 1: can see how things go and keep it casual for now.

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Speaker 1: What does that mean, Cello, Well, it just means he's

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Speaker 1: gonna continue pursuing you the way you have. You're having conversations,

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Speaker 1: but his plan is to see if it can go further.

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Speaker 1: But he's got to make sure you in line with it.

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Speaker 1: So all it is is he's just saying, let's keep

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Speaker 1: things like it is. But if he keeps talking you,

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Speaker 1: talking you, it's not because he wants to keep things

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Speaker 1: like it is. He just got to see if you okay.

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Speaker 1: We're sleeping with your ex boyfriend's cousin. That's all it is,

631
00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:41,800
Speaker 1: and if you okay with it, he gonna be okay

632
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:45,480
Speaker 1: with it. But he's but he's been doing a gentleman

633
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:50,600
Speaker 1: thing and allowing you the chance to make that decision.

634
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:55,560
Speaker 1: But that's what he means by we'll keep it casual. Okay, Yeah,

635
00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:59,680
Speaker 1: you can't take it no more. She said she figured

636
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:04,040
Speaker 1: this be a problem DJ and fort Worth says, I

637
00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:07,320
Speaker 1: have a big problem with my fraternity brother. He introduced

638
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:10,960
Speaker 1: me to one of his son's mothers, and she is beautiful.

639
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:14,319
Speaker 1: Oh to one of his I'm sorry, I said one

640
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:17,279
Speaker 1: of his. Oh that is right, okay, DJ and fort Worth.

641
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:19,800
Speaker 1: I have a big problem with my fraternity brother. He

642
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:24,400
Speaker 1: introduced me to one of his son's mothers, and she

643
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:28,200
Speaker 1: is beautiful and thick and just my type. He told

644
00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:30,520
Speaker 1: me she was the devil and he couldn't stand her.

645
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:33,160
Speaker 1: I ran into her again at the club and we

646
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:37,840
Speaker 1: got drunk and had sex that night. She said she

647
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:40,960
Speaker 1: did it to get back at my frat brother. I'm

648
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:44,120
Speaker 1: cool with it because we're still having great sex. Often.

649
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:46,799
Speaker 1: My frat brother has threatened to jump on me if

650
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:49,600
Speaker 1: I don't leave her alone. Am I wrong? If it's

651
00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:54,320
Speaker 1: just sex and nothing else. Don't your boy told you

652
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:57,320
Speaker 1: that was the devil? You meet the devil at the club?

653
00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:01,719
Speaker 1: Y'all have sex dead night. I know that that ain't

654
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:06,240
Speaker 1: sound like the devil you do. And now she says

655
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:09,680
Speaker 1: she just did that to get back at her Boyfrid.

656
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:13,480
Speaker 1: I think I think your fred brother right. Man. Now,

657
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:15,960
Speaker 1: you go ahead if you want to, but y'all keep

658
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:20,000
Speaker 1: having great sex. We'll go ahead, man, go ahead, But

659
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:25,279
Speaker 1: I mean, look, man, you know I don't get a

660
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:28,720
Speaker 1: beat down. I mean, brow now your board and told

661
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:31,759
Speaker 1: you he gonna jump on me if you keep seeing her.

662
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:37,080
Speaker 1: You're you don't believe that he didn't believe the other

663
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:40,759
Speaker 1: part that he said you. You're kind of stupid if

664
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:43,640
Speaker 1: you ask me first of all, that move him on

665
00:42:43,719 --> 00:42:45,680
Speaker 1: your boy's ex girl after he told you that he

666
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:47,799
Speaker 1: told you to quit seeing her, and now and now

667
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:50,440
Speaker 1: you're letting the wrong part of your body do the thinking.

668
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:54,680
Speaker 1: So now here's a deal. He gonna find out and

669
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:57,680
Speaker 1: he gonna jump on you, and you're gonna get your

670
00:42:57,719 --> 00:43:01,920
Speaker 1: ass whoop. And then you got to just make the decision.

671
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:06,560
Speaker 1: Wasn't worth it? All right? It's kind of crazy, man.

672
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:10,239
Speaker 1: I don't even understand, but I okay whatever. Tyra and

673
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:13,400
Speaker 1: Charlotte says. I've been dating a man for five years

674
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:15,800
Speaker 1: and he has told me I'm the woman he wants

675
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:18,560
Speaker 1: to marry. I've a feeling that he's cheating on me,

676
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:21,480
Speaker 1: and when I asked him about it, he tells me

677
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:23,960
Speaker 1: that he's just making sure he gets some things out

678
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,719
Speaker 1: of his system before he gets married. I want to see.

679
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:29,719
Speaker 1: I don't want to sit around waiting for him if

680
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:31,960
Speaker 1: he's seeing other women, but I don't want to lose him.

681
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,280
Speaker 1: If he's really trying to marry me, should I follow

682
00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:39,920
Speaker 1: my first mind and dump him? Yes, I'm a simple

683
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:44,120
Speaker 1: That's what you're intuition is for. You're dating a guy

684
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:46,520
Speaker 1: for five years. Obviously you all was supposed to be

685
00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:49,400
Speaker 1: in some type of committed relationship. He turns around and

686
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:51,799
Speaker 1: tells you after you bust him, he wants to get

687
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:54,040
Speaker 1: everything out of his system, but I want to marry you.

688
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:56,520
Speaker 1: So if he marries you, how do you know it's

689
00:43:56,560 --> 00:44:01,000
Speaker 1: out of his system? Right? Follow your heart, follow your mind,

690
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:06,200
Speaker 1: natural heart. Good answer, cello. You can submit your questions

691
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:08,839
Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey FM dot com. Now coming up next,

692
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:10,960
Speaker 1: the nephew in the building with the prank phone call.

693
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Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to Steve Morning Show. All right, guys,

694
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:20,120
Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour, right about

695
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:22,800
Speaker 1: four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today, the

696
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:26,040
Speaker 1: subject I don't want to be this type of movie star. Okay,

697
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:31,279
Speaker 1: that is a subject. Yeah, but right now, wait till

698
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:33,040
Speaker 1: you hear this letter. Right now, it is a nephew

699
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:35,200
Speaker 1: here with the prank phone call. What you have for

700
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:40,480
Speaker 1: us today. Na, your wife gave me a disease. Hullo,

701
00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:53,919
Speaker 1: it's gonna be crazy. You gave me a disease? Part two?

702
00:44:56,080 --> 00:45:00,279
Speaker 1: All right, let's go Hello. Hello, I'm trying to each other.

703
00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:03,239
Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Dante. Yeah this is who this? Hey?

704
00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:06,160
Speaker 1: How you doing? Man? Um? Just to be certain you,

705
00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:10,319
Speaker 1: Dante is married to Tammy, right yeah, okay, cool? Cool?

706
00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:14,200
Speaker 1: So listen man. Uh so you've heard about me, you know,

707
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:16,920
Speaker 1: maybe heard my name before because I used to day

708
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:20,520
Speaker 1: Tammy way before you guys got married. Uh you know

709
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:22,480
Speaker 1: my name is, My name is Marcella. So I just

710
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:23,800
Speaker 1: want to call and say how are you doing it?

711
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:27,320
Speaker 1: But I need to say okay, yeah, yeah, I know

712
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:30,880
Speaker 1: she mentioned you mentioned y'all used to be together before

713
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:34,080
Speaker 1: we Yeah, okay, I've heard about you. What's um? What's

714
00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:37,080
Speaker 1: the phone call for? I needed to talk to you, man.

715
00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:41,760
Speaker 1: And I've been holding this back at least four years.

716
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:44,960
Speaker 1: You know, I haven't said anything, and you know I

717
00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:46,560
Speaker 1: can't hold it no more. Man. I'm going through so

718
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:49,640
Speaker 1: many issues right now. I just gotta I gotta get

719
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:51,880
Speaker 1: this thing. I gotta get this the grips on this

720
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,759
Speaker 1: thing that I'm going through. But you know, I wanted

721
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:56,520
Speaker 1: to come to you, man to man, talk to you

722
00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:59,520
Speaker 1: about this situation. You know. I hate to bring it

723
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:02,440
Speaker 1: to you like this, but when me and Cammy were together,

724
00:46:04,239 --> 00:46:08,000
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna say when we were together, Cammy gave

725
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:12,640
Speaker 1: me a disease. Man. So you know I've been holding this,

726
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:14,839
Speaker 1: you know, and I gotta say I wanted to hit

727
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:18,680
Speaker 1: you up. I thought about it two years ago. I

728
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:21,719
Speaker 1: wanted like, what do you mean like she gave you

729
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:25,600
Speaker 1: a disease? She gave me a disease about four plus

730
00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:28,200
Speaker 1: years ago, this way before y'all got married. I'm from

731
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:32,399
Speaker 1: understanding y'all been married about three years, right, Yeah, oh

732
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:37,440
Speaker 1: my god. Okay, okay, and you're calling me. You're calling

733
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:41,200
Speaker 1: me to get me the heads up. Oh man, I'm

734
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:45,480
Speaker 1: calling because stude, these damn the medical bills and all

735
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:47,799
Speaker 1: this that's just completely out of control. I can't even

736
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:50,279
Speaker 1: you know, I can't take care of myself no more

737
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:52,640
Speaker 1: with this, you know, And I don't feel like I

738
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:54,560
Speaker 1: have to because she the one that gave me the

739
00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:58,560
Speaker 1: day of the see. Okay, So you're calling because you

740
00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:01,040
Speaker 1: want you want me to pay for you want you

741
00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:03,959
Speaker 1: want us to pay for your medical bills. The dude,

742
00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:07,640
Speaker 1: I mean, damn, dude, I mean, put yourself in my position. Man,

743
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:09,880
Speaker 1: I mean what some brothers pas with you. You know,

744
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:12,279
Speaker 1: I'm sitting over here with a disease somebody gave me,

745
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:15,839
Speaker 1: and you know they're going on what they like. Oh yeah,

746
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:18,719
Speaker 1: but this is so you're calling me telling me my

747
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:21,359
Speaker 1: wife gave you a disease. First of all, she would

748
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:24,279
Speaker 1: have told me that she. Secondly, now you're telling me

749
00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:27,960
Speaker 1: like I might have some s. You gotta be kidding me, Well,

750
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:31,080
Speaker 1: what did she give you? What disease are you talking about? Man?

751
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:33,800
Speaker 1: At this point, you know, I don't even want to

752
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:35,759
Speaker 1: discuss it. I just want to get on board. Let's

753
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:38,760
Speaker 1: can we get some kind of understanding with the medical

754
00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:42,520
Speaker 1: bills that I can't inside of control? Man, I'm not paying, okay,

755
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:45,200
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna pay for your medical bills, especially when

756
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:47,920
Speaker 1: I don't even know what those do. You mean what

757
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:49,759
Speaker 1: you mean she gave you a disease? Now I'm over

758
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:54,080
Speaker 1: You're freaking the out, dude, dude. I understand, you know, Bro,

759
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:57,120
Speaker 1: I hope you're good. I really you know, But I'm

760
00:47:57,160 --> 00:47:59,080
Speaker 1: just saying, man, dude, I don't know what to do.

761
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:02,560
Speaker 1: No mom. Man, I really don't you know? Like I said, okay, yo, yo,

762
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:05,920
Speaker 1: you need tell me all right, you talking in circles.

763
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:08,719
Speaker 1: You're telling me something you have you caught four or

764
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:12,160
Speaker 1: five years ago? Well, what is it? Some it's soundturable.

765
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:15,759
Speaker 1: What the disease are you talking about? Man, Dude, I'm

766
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:19,279
Speaker 1: all I'm trying, dude, regardless of what it is, I'm

767
00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:22,080
Speaker 1: trying to handle the medical fields on it. Man. That's

768
00:48:22,120 --> 00:48:24,320
Speaker 1: what I'm trying to do. Dude. More kind of medical

769
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:27,600
Speaker 1: bills could you have for some you caught for years ago?

770
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:29,759
Speaker 1: Like four years ago? You should have been able to

771
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:33,120
Speaker 1: six sessions? What is it? Dude? She gave me the

772
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:36,400
Speaker 1: disease and now I need somebody to play these damn bilds.

773
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:39,440
Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying to you, all right, that's all

774
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:43,520
Speaker 1: I'm saying. It's Dante, Yo, I'm telling you what I'm

775
00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:46,239
Speaker 1: telling you. Marcello's quit playing and tell me what the

776
00:48:46,719 --> 00:48:50,880
Speaker 1: disease this is. It's Marcellus man, it's March Sellers. Okay,

777
00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:53,960
Speaker 1: I'm telling your name. This I'm getting mad ya Yo.

778
00:48:54,400 --> 00:49:00,680
Speaker 1: Gave me diabeat it what the diabees? The wife gave

779
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:04,799
Speaker 1: me diabetes? Man? Man, you must be coming. You can't.

780
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:08,879
Speaker 1: Can't somebody give you diabetes? What you mean she gave

781
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:12,520
Speaker 1: you diabetes? Man? Your wife cooking, It was cooking all

782
00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:15,800
Speaker 1: them cakes and pies and you know all that sugar,

783
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:19,680
Speaker 1: you know, and they just cannot Bro had me thinking

784
00:49:19,719 --> 00:49:22,520
Speaker 1: my wife gave you her piece or some man. You

785
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:24,560
Speaker 1: just don't know how to work out, you know how

786
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:27,200
Speaker 1: to eat? That's on you, man. I'm paying no bills

787
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:32,080
Speaker 1: for that diabetes. It's wrong with you. Man. Oh soo

788
00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:38,640
Speaker 1: na na na not as funny. Yeah you laughing. You're

789
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:41,759
Speaker 1: laughing at me, Dune. Yet I'm laughing at you call

790
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:44,600
Speaker 1: my phone talking about my wife gave you diabetes? Bro?

791
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:53,000
Speaker 1: For real? Is ovid broy? Can I say something else? No, Dante,

792
00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:56,880
Speaker 1: what what you want to say? I want to say this, Dante?

793
00:49:57,320 --> 00:49:59,680
Speaker 1: You just got frank baby this nephew time me from

794
00:49:59,719 --> 00:50:02,920
Speaker 1: the sea. Why morning? So your wife Camy got me

795
00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:12,319
Speaker 1: to prank folks? Oh damn yo, oh step I got

796
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:17,960
Speaker 1: you back just twenty twenty I got you wow. Okay.

797
00:50:18,239 --> 00:50:21,800
Speaker 1: See she told me about she told me about Marcello,

798
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:25,240
Speaker 1: but I never heard his voice. Bro, I was on fire.

799
00:50:26,719 --> 00:50:32,720
Speaker 1: Oh my god, uhool, you're good man, Oh my god.

800
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:36,080
Speaker 1: Oh you have me some scary dude talking about the disease,

801
00:50:38,719 --> 00:50:42,160
Speaker 1: especially a disease there's four years lingering. It's like whoa

802
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:46,680
Speaker 1: who oh my god, man, I was you know when

803
00:50:46,719 --> 00:50:51,640
Speaker 1: she got home? I was about to be so man, hey, man,

804
00:50:51,719 --> 00:50:53,759
Speaker 1: you gotta tell me this. Man, Come on, John Jake,

805
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:56,439
Speaker 1: what is what is the baddest And I'm talking about

806
00:50:56,480 --> 00:51:01,600
Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the lane? Y'all? Funny dude,

807
00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:07,120
Speaker 1: this is Steve Harvey morning. Are you eating right? You

808
00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:11,440
Speaker 1: ain't gonna die until now? I'm worried. Bro, I know

809
00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:20,560
Speaker 1: you should catch it like that, brod Man, did I

810
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:24,919
Speaker 1: go too far? Too? Fuck? You play bar way too much?

811
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:30,520
Speaker 1: You played way too Come on, mysel, it's one You

812
00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:32,719
Speaker 1: make me nervous every time I hear one of these.

813
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:34,920
Speaker 1: Now I'm gonna tell you something for real. That was

814
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:39,520
Speaker 1: pretty damn really when you flipped, say your wife gave

815
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:43,640
Speaker 1: me dive beating. That was that hard left joke that

816
00:51:43,719 --> 00:51:53,480
Speaker 1: a lot of people don't know how to take. No, man, man,

817
00:51:53,680 --> 00:52:00,799
Speaker 1: you don't get your That is crazy. And you got

818
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:04,680
Speaker 1: the sample of approval from you your uncle there and

819
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:06,759
Speaker 1: that means a lot to me right there. Thank you

820
00:52:07,239 --> 00:52:18,319
Speaker 1: just don't. Don't get used to him much at all.

821
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:26,800
Speaker 1: Don't get your home, not not praise heaping. We've to

822
00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:33,600
Speaker 1: do a bunch of explain Jesus. All right, all right, nephew,

823
00:52:33,719 --> 00:52:36,320
Speaker 1: thank you, great job as usual. Up next it is

824
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:39,120
Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter. Subject, I don't want to be this

825
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:42,440
Speaker 1: kind of movie star. We'll be back right after this.

826
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:48,279
Speaker 1: You're listening to the stew all right, it is time now,

827
00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:51,520
Speaker 1: kids for the Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice

828
00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:55,160
Speaker 1: on relationship and work, on sex, on dating, parenting, and more,

829
00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:58,320
Speaker 1: please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey FM and

830
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Speaker 1: click submit Strawberry Letter. Okay, buckle up, hold on tight,

831
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:05,239
Speaker 1: we got it for you. Here it is Strawberry Letter.

832
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:08,960
Speaker 1: All right, thank you, nephew. Subject listen, I don't want

833
00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:11,280
Speaker 1: to be this kind of movie star. Okay, and listen.

834
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Speaker 1: If you do have kids, please, they don't want to

835
00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:16,080
Speaker 1: hear this letter, and you don't want them to hear

836
00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:20,239
Speaker 1: this particular letter. Dear Stephen Shirley. Yeah, I'm disclaimer. Oh

837
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:23,240
Speaker 1: you can leave him in there and let them learn something. No, Steve,

838
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:25,640
Speaker 1: this is not a teaching moment for kids, all right,

839
00:53:25,719 --> 00:53:28,280
Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley. My girl and I have been together

840
00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:31,680
Speaker 1: for three years, and I instantly knew she was the

841
00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:35,000
Speaker 1: one when I met her. She cooks, watches sports with me,

842
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:38,480
Speaker 1: and she supports my dream to be an entertainer. Our

843
00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:42,359
Speaker 1: relationship was just perfect until about eight months ago when

844
00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:45,520
Speaker 1: I was on an adult website browsing through amateur home

845
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:48,759
Speaker 1: videos and I noticed one video with a background that

846
00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:53,120
Speaker 1: looked just like my bedroom. After I zoomed in, I

847
00:53:53,239 --> 00:53:55,920
Speaker 1: saw that it was my bedroom and it was a

848
00:53:56,080 --> 00:53:59,760
Speaker 1: video of my girlfriend and I getting it on IM

849
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:04,040
Speaker 1: confronted her and she told me that she too wants

850
00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:08,279
Speaker 1: to be an entertainer dot dot an adult film star.

851
00:54:09,600 --> 00:54:12,640
Speaker 1: She told me that she has posted over twenty videos

852
00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:15,400
Speaker 1: of our best work in the bedroom. Now, I'm not

853
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:18,640
Speaker 1: a shy person, but she should have at least told

854
00:54:18,719 --> 00:54:22,759
Speaker 1: me first this is crazy, right should I should I

855
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:25,360
Speaker 1: have covered so I could have covered my face. She

856
00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:28,399
Speaker 1: begged me to keep participating in the videos with her,

857
00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:31,520
Speaker 1: so now it's something that we do often. She makes

858
00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:34,560
Speaker 1: good money from uploading the videos to the site, so

859
00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:37,600
Speaker 1: this has become a lucrative part time job for her.

860
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:40,359
Speaker 1: But I can't help but think that this could come

861
00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:42,440
Speaker 1: back to bite me in the butt one day and

862
00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:46,520
Speaker 1: keep me from becoming a successful entertainer. Last week, I

863
00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:49,200
Speaker 1: told her that I'm out of the home video business

864
00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:54,000
Speaker 1: with her. Okay, I told her that I want to

865
00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:57,239
Speaker 1: settle down with her and have a normal lifestyle. Well,

866
00:54:57,360 --> 00:54:59,920
Speaker 1: she is furious with me and said that she's been

867
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:03,399
Speaker 1: supporting my dream for two years, but I won't support hers.

868
00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:06,480
Speaker 1: So Stephen Shirley, should I support my dream and make

869
00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:09,040
Speaker 1: this thing work? Or should I leave this madness and

870
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:16,120
Speaker 1: move on? Please help? No, absolutely not. You cannot support this.

871
00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:18,640
Speaker 1: This is madness. You need to move on from this.

872
00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:22,000
Speaker 1: I mean, you know this isn't right. Come on, why

873
00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:25,319
Speaker 1: would you want to do this? And and yes, people

874
00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:27,759
Speaker 1: are going to find out. I mean you're in the

875
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:31,160
Speaker 1: entertainment business, so there's some leniency there, but you can

876
00:55:31,239 --> 00:55:33,600
Speaker 1: never take these videos back there. They're going to live

877
00:55:33,640 --> 00:55:36,880
Speaker 1: on the internet forever. This is your heart isn't into this.

878
00:55:37,080 --> 00:55:39,560
Speaker 1: You don't want to do this? This is why is

879
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:43,319
Speaker 1: this her dream? Anyway? You've been with her for three

880
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:46,960
Speaker 1: years and it is a betrayal because she didn't tell you.

881
00:55:47,560 --> 00:55:49,560
Speaker 1: You have to agree to this if you're going to

882
00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:53,680
Speaker 1: have your butt out on video on the internet. Come on, now,

883
00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:59,880
Speaker 1: this is craziness right here. Yes, she's wrong on every levels,

884
00:56:00,040 --> 00:56:03,320
Speaker 1: especially because she didn't tell you if your dream is

885
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:06,880
Speaker 1: to be an entertainer, an entertainer, this is not the

886
00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:09,400
Speaker 1: way to break into the business. I guarantee you that

887
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:13,680
Speaker 1: some people have yes, and they've gone on to do

888
00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:16,719
Speaker 1: bigger and better things or whatever. But I don't think

889
00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:19,080
Speaker 1: you need to be a part of that. No, she's

890
00:56:19,120 --> 00:56:21,680
Speaker 1: wrong on every level for doing this. Should you should

891
00:56:21,719 --> 00:56:24,160
Speaker 1: you support her? I don't think you should and make

892
00:56:24,239 --> 00:56:28,280
Speaker 1: this thing work? No? No, Should you leave this madness

893
00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:30,799
Speaker 1: and move on? For sure? Leave the madness. And if

894
00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:33,080
Speaker 1: she's mad at you for not supporting it, you're gonna

895
00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:36,759
Speaker 1: have to leave her too. Steve bro I don't see

896
00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:40,480
Speaker 1: what the letter is for. In this whole letter, man,

897
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:44,080
Speaker 1: it's just madness. You know you're going along. You meet

898
00:56:44,160 --> 00:56:47,760
Speaker 1: this girl, y'all been together for three years. You instantly

899
00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:51,200
Speaker 1: knew she was the one when you met her. She cooks,

900
00:56:51,280 --> 00:56:54,360
Speaker 1: watch sports with me. She supports my dream to be

901
00:56:54,480 --> 00:56:57,520
Speaker 1: an entertainer. She do all that. She just waiting on

902
00:56:57,600 --> 00:57:01,480
Speaker 1: this game to be old. Yeah, she watching sports. So

903
00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:03,360
Speaker 1: we can get on here and make you damn movie.

904
00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:07,080
Speaker 1: I'm watching these games, I ain't really watching the game.

905
00:57:07,120 --> 00:57:10,680
Speaker 1: I'm looking upside your head because I need you in

906
00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:15,840
Speaker 1: here to getting this damn movie right. Relationship was perfect

907
00:57:15,880 --> 00:57:18,440
Speaker 1: to About eight months ago. I was on an adult

908
00:57:18,520 --> 00:57:27,200
Speaker 1: website get browsing through the amateur home videos. Right noticed

909
00:57:27,240 --> 00:57:32,640
Speaker 1: this one video headed background it looked just like my bedroom.

910
00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:40,640
Speaker 1: Hold on, so I zoomed in. Huh, I it was

911
00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:44,680
Speaker 1: my bed room. I'm surprised you recognized the bedroom for

912
00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:48,480
Speaker 1: you recognize your ass. That was the shockle for me.

913
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:51,560
Speaker 1: But damn, you're talking about that's my bedroom. You wasn't

914
00:57:51,560 --> 00:57:54,080
Speaker 1: paying no attention to the two people in the bed right,

915
00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:59,480
Speaker 1: This is my bedroom. No, that's your behind. I zoomed in.

916
00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:02,520
Speaker 1: It was it, and it was a video my girlfriend

917
00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:06,600
Speaker 1: and I getting it on all you use proper grammar.

918
00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:09,400
Speaker 1: It wasn't me and my girlfriend. It was my girlfriend

919
00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:12,160
Speaker 1: and I. You might use proper grammar, but you're on

920
00:58:12,320 --> 00:58:16,200
Speaker 1: you on the porno site. Wow. I immediately confronted her

921
00:58:16,240 --> 00:58:18,080
Speaker 1: and she told me that she too wants to be

922
00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:21,959
Speaker 1: an entertainer. See all these three years y'all been talking around,

923
00:58:21,960 --> 00:58:24,600
Speaker 1: you ain't never uncovered that dog. You had to go

924
00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:27,440
Speaker 1: on the portal site to discover. Yeah, she wants to

925
00:58:27,520 --> 00:58:30,720
Speaker 1: be an adult film stock. She told me she'd have

926
00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:33,920
Speaker 1: posted over twenty videos of our best work in the bedroom.

927
00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:40,960
Speaker 1: I ain't no shop person, you know. Damn. You got

928
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:43,240
Speaker 1: to tell him. I could have watched her something, but

929
00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:45,800
Speaker 1: you could have told me so I could have covered

930
00:58:45,920 --> 00:58:49,200
Speaker 1: my faith. Or it's been to get out, and it's

931
00:58:49,240 --> 00:58:52,880
Speaker 1: been to get out. Yeah, Oh it's gonna it's out.

932
00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:59,480
Speaker 1: It's out. Now, somebody gonna recognize you. And let me

933
00:58:59,560 --> 00:59:01,520
Speaker 1: tell you how it's gonna go. When we come back,

934
00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:10,240
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you how you gonna get recognized. I

935
00:59:10,360 --> 00:59:15,240
Speaker 1: can't wait for this, Steve. Yeah, your birthday, No, dude,

936
00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:23,160
Speaker 1: on your birthday. If not, now win win. All Right,

937
00:59:23,200 --> 00:59:25,840
Speaker 1: we're gonna have part two of Steve's response to the

938
00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:29,080
Speaker 1: Strawberry letter. I told you guys it was crazy. Subject.

939
00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:31,480
Speaker 1: I don't want to be this type of movie star. Okay,

940
00:59:32,520 --> 00:59:34,760
Speaker 1: I don't want to be this type of movie star.

941
00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:38,920
Speaker 1: Steve's responds. Part two coming up at twenty three after

942
00:59:39,240 --> 00:59:47,120
Speaker 1: the hour. You're listening too, Let's recap today's Strawberry letter. Steve. Subject,

943
00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:49,000
Speaker 1: I don't want to be this type of movie star.

944
00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:52,200
Speaker 1: This dude met this girl three years ago. I knew

945
00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:54,880
Speaker 1: she was the one. Perfect fellow low right away. They've

946
00:59:54,880 --> 00:59:58,120
Speaker 1: been to have three years. Everything was perfect. About eight

947
00:59:58,200 --> 01:00:00,520
Speaker 1: months ago, he looked up a wants to go he

948
01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:03,720
Speaker 1: on a pinto sake. I'm just going through the home

949
01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:06,959
Speaker 1: video and he noticed that that was a bad room

950
01:00:07,600 --> 01:00:11,640
Speaker 1: that looked familiar. He zoomed in and the reason looked

951
01:00:11,680 --> 01:00:14,880
Speaker 1: familiar because it was his bad room. But it was

952
01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:20,520
Speaker 1: him and his girl in the video. Oh hell no, crazy,

953
01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:29,000
Speaker 1: we're landing in fronted her right away. Baby, baby, it's

954
01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:32,240
Speaker 1: a video menu. I know it is. You ain't the

955
01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:34,760
Speaker 1: only one. I want to be a star. I want

956
01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:37,520
Speaker 1: to be a star too. O god, I want to

957
01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:41,560
Speaker 1: be an adult film star. Well, hold up, I posted

958
01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:45,000
Speaker 1: over twenty videos of us doing your best work, and

959
01:00:45,120 --> 01:00:49,160
Speaker 1: it has turned out to be lucrative. We're making money, man,

960
01:00:49,280 --> 01:00:52,560
Speaker 1: he said, well, hold on, hold on, I ain't shot nothing,

961
01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:55,040
Speaker 1: but she should at least told me so. I could

962
01:00:55,080 --> 01:00:58,400
Speaker 1: have covered my face. See, this can't get out about me.

963
01:00:58,840 --> 01:01:01,600
Speaker 1: But the problem, though, all is it's gonna get out

964
01:01:01,640 --> 01:01:03,120
Speaker 1: about me. I'm gonna get to that in a minute.

965
01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:06,520
Speaker 1: She begged me to keep participating. In the videos with her.

966
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:09,520
Speaker 1: So now something we do often, you just in't here

967
01:01:09,560 --> 01:01:14,400
Speaker 1: just clown. She made good money from uploading the videos

968
01:01:14,440 --> 01:01:16,440
Speaker 1: to the site, so this become a luke at the

969
01:01:16,520 --> 01:01:19,200
Speaker 1: part time job for But I can't help but think

970
01:01:19,280 --> 01:01:21,919
Speaker 1: that this could come back and then get where. He said,

971
01:01:22,280 --> 01:01:24,560
Speaker 1: this could come back and bite me in the butt

972
01:01:24,680 --> 01:01:29,960
Speaker 1: one day. Well, everybody else in your button, you might

973
01:01:30,040 --> 01:01:32,480
Speaker 1: as well get it. Bit they up in it, they

974
01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:35,920
Speaker 1: stand in it. And they said they could come back

975
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:39,960
Speaker 1: and bite me and keep me from becoming a successful entertainer.

976
01:01:40,840 --> 01:01:43,840
Speaker 1: Last week I told him I'm out of the home

977
01:01:43,960 --> 01:01:46,640
Speaker 1: video business with her. I told her, I want to

978
01:01:46,680 --> 01:01:48,840
Speaker 1: settle down with her. See this what lost me in

979
01:01:48,920 --> 01:01:50,880
Speaker 1: right here. So you want to settle down with a

980
01:01:51,040 --> 01:01:55,400
Speaker 1: pound start out? Wow, you want to make hum you

981
01:01:55,520 --> 01:02:00,040
Speaker 1: know what your point one? Because if you quit the

982
01:02:00,480 --> 01:02:03,800
Speaker 1: videos and her dream is to become an adult film

983
01:02:03,880 --> 01:02:06,480
Speaker 1: star and you quit doing it, she gotta get somebody else.

984
01:02:06,520 --> 01:02:11,480
Speaker 1: Coastar didn't need damn movies. But here Coastar no, he

985
01:02:11,840 --> 01:02:13,720
Speaker 1: he don't wanta do it no more. I told her,

986
01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:15,520
Speaker 1: I'm out of it. I want to settle down. I

987
01:02:15,640 --> 01:02:18,120
Speaker 1: want to settle down. She was furious. With me and

988
01:02:18,280 --> 01:02:21,560
Speaker 1: said that I've been supporting your damn dreams for two years,

989
01:02:21,840 --> 01:02:24,680
Speaker 1: but I want to support hers. So Stephen Siley said,

990
01:02:24,680 --> 01:02:27,280
Speaker 1: I support my girl and make this thing work. Should

991
01:02:27,320 --> 01:02:29,600
Speaker 1: I leave this madness and move on? You know, goddamn water.

992
01:02:29,640 --> 01:02:31,919
Speaker 1: You need to get out, run, you know, do about

993
01:02:31,960 --> 01:02:38,640
Speaker 1: four five more films and get out, do about four

994
01:02:38,720 --> 01:02:42,160
Speaker 1: five more films and get out because she makes good money.

995
01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:48,720
Speaker 1: And put that bag on your head. Paperback that paper bag,

996
01:02:48,880 --> 01:02:53,439
Speaker 1: you know. Now, let me tell your problem, bro, it's

997
01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:58,800
Speaker 1: out here. Somebody gonna find out. These are the ways

998
01:02:58,840 --> 01:03:02,200
Speaker 1: that people can find and out. Flipping through the year book?

999
01:03:03,760 --> 01:03:07,400
Speaker 1: What didn't he go to school? Didn't he go to school? Boards?

1000
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:18,840
Speaker 1: Is he? Dunas? Here go another one, dude, dud, I'm

1001
01:03:18,960 --> 01:03:23,880
Speaker 1: flipping through the side right here. He don't know? Ain't

1002
01:03:23,920 --> 01:03:30,680
Speaker 1: he the band teacher? What? What? Hello? I'm looking at

1003
01:03:30,680 --> 01:03:40,480
Speaker 1: it d ry? Ain't that day daddy? Here's another one?

1004
01:03:41,040 --> 01:03:49,720
Speaker 1: Come on loud, Jesus, you ain't gonna believe what I

1005
01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:55,040
Speaker 1: seen on my granddaughter phone. Not grandma. That Deacon Patterson

1006
01:03:55,240 --> 01:04:00,240
Speaker 1: who he's a teacher and he's a band tea your

1007
01:04:01,600 --> 01:04:08,040
Speaker 1: he in charge of the cub Scouts pack six sixty nine.

1008
01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:15,320
Speaker 1: Yes he is good lord and missing. She hasn't turned

1009
01:04:15,360 --> 01:04:20,480
Speaker 1: it off. You know. He teaches to Sunday School class

1010
01:04:21,480 --> 01:04:25,880
Speaker 1: dared Sunday. I'm to get dressed a little earlier. Go

1011
01:04:26,040 --> 01:04:31,000
Speaker 1: down here, down Deacon Patterson, cause Dennis Patterson is doing

1012
01:04:31,080 --> 01:04:35,800
Speaker 1: the moden Patterson and he packed. Matter of fact, Dennis

1013
01:04:35,920 --> 01:04:43,920
Speaker 1: is packet. Come on, Grandma, I got to show this

1014
01:04:44,040 --> 01:04:49,640
Speaker 1: to Arline. She still Arline still goes out at night.

1015
01:04:50,360 --> 01:04:56,240
Speaker 1: Oh Lord, Lucy, get off the site ground. I can't

1016
01:04:56,280 --> 01:05:01,280
Speaker 1: they got here out thirty four videos counting them, and

1017
01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:05,600
Speaker 1: if him and the girl was in twenty you know,

1018
01:05:05,720 --> 01:05:08,040
Speaker 1: I think this to man that Steve were reading about

1019
01:05:08,120 --> 01:05:18,360
Speaker 1: on the Strawberry I beat dog gone. We didn't wear them, Ellen, Ellen,

1020
01:05:18,520 --> 01:05:24,320
Speaker 1: we find we's in the Strawberry letter. We finding. I've

1021
01:05:24,320 --> 01:05:27,480
Speaker 1: been to call Steve and Sherlan tell him we didn't

1022
01:05:27,520 --> 01:05:31,080
Speaker 1: found the victims in. They let him and he's a

1023
01:05:31,280 --> 01:05:34,160
Speaker 1: deacon of our church and he teaches Sunday school. Whild

1024
01:05:35,160 --> 01:05:39,520
Speaker 1: We're gonna collect her offering. Man, we got a chip

1025
01:05:39,640 --> 01:05:44,480
Speaker 1: in and make another movie. Grandmother, my niece find out

1026
01:05:44,520 --> 01:05:47,920
Speaker 1: what hull just trick itself. Oh my god, Hey listen

1027
01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:50,160
Speaker 1: we gotta get out of here. Guys, email us there,

1028
01:05:52,920 --> 01:05:57,120
Speaker 1: go to Steve Harvey f m oh boy, the Strawberry Letter.

1029
01:05:57,160 --> 01:06:02,080
Speaker 1: Today you're listening Steve Show. All right, guys, it is

1030
01:06:02,160 --> 01:06:05,360
Speaker 1: time for comedy roulette. Let's go, guys. It's very simple.

1031
01:06:05,400 --> 01:06:07,680
Speaker 1: You take three subjects. You put those three subjects on

1032
01:06:07,760 --> 01:06:10,880
Speaker 1: a wheel. Spun the wheel where it stop. We'll make

1033
01:06:10,920 --> 01:06:14,320
Speaker 1: it funny, because that's what we do. Put all right,

1034
01:06:14,360 --> 01:06:17,200
Speaker 1: here we go. Things you say when your baby mama

1035
01:06:17,240 --> 01:06:22,520
Speaker 1: calls asking for money again? Uh. Number two Excuses people

1036
01:06:22,600 --> 01:06:24,680
Speaker 1: make not to chip in on gas money when you're

1037
01:06:24,720 --> 01:06:29,080
Speaker 1: on a road trip. Here's the last one. All right.

1038
01:06:29,240 --> 01:06:32,439
Speaker 1: Reasons you give to not look a person in the eye,

1039
01:06:33,040 --> 01:06:39,480
Speaker 1: all right, all right, spun it, spun it. Give me

1040
01:06:39,600 --> 01:06:48,000
Speaker 1: the gasping. Let's do that. The reasons you give to

1041
01:06:48,200 --> 01:06:53,600
Speaker 1: not look a person in the eye. I can tell

1042
01:06:53,640 --> 01:06:56,040
Speaker 1: you right now why sometimes you can't look a person. Now,

1043
01:06:56,080 --> 01:06:58,040
Speaker 1: you know how people wear them glasses and they win

1044
01:06:58,080 --> 01:07:00,560
Speaker 1: them tight on their face, and to be sweat down

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01:07:00,640 --> 01:07:02,520
Speaker 1: in the lids. You can't look at that. You can't

1046
01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:05,120
Speaker 1: look at that. It'd be sweat down at the bottom

1047
01:07:05,120 --> 01:07:08,520
Speaker 1: of can't look at that. We can't do it, it'd

1048
01:07:08,560 --> 01:07:11,960
Speaker 1: be all sweaty in the lids. I can't look down

1049
01:07:12,040 --> 01:07:15,040
Speaker 1: when you ye. I'll tell you the reason why you

1050
01:07:15,080 --> 01:07:17,520
Speaker 1: can't look at people in the eye because it's missing.

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01:07:19,240 --> 01:07:21,560
Speaker 1: That's why I can't look you in the eye. Because

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01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:26,680
Speaker 1: he's what happened. I can't see. I don't know why

1053
01:07:29,080 --> 01:07:32,440
Speaker 1: if it's missing. I'll tell you why you can't look

1054
01:07:32,480 --> 01:07:36,360
Speaker 1: somebody in the eye. We just got through having hard, hard,

1055
01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:40,200
Speaker 1: steaming sex. I really can't look at you now. I

1056
01:07:40,320 --> 01:07:44,320
Speaker 1: can't just what we just did for real though. We

1057
01:07:44,520 --> 01:07:51,440
Speaker 1: just can't make no one contact. We're talking about thing

1058
01:07:51,800 --> 01:07:54,000
Speaker 1: reason why you can't look a person in the eye.

1059
01:07:54,320 --> 01:07:59,200
Speaker 1: Cast a breath, stink that good. If I'm looking in

1060
01:07:59,360 --> 01:08:01,640
Speaker 1: your eyes, that mean my head is up. And this

1061
01:08:01,880 --> 01:08:06,840
Speaker 1: is too much reason you can't look a person in

1062
01:08:06,920 --> 01:08:09,440
Speaker 1: the eye. But because for some reason you thought it

1063
01:08:09,480 --> 01:08:12,600
Speaker 1: would be cool to shave off your eyebris and drawing

1064
01:08:12,680 --> 01:08:25,640
Speaker 1: them all toward your boy here. Yeah, I'll tell you

1065
01:08:25,720 --> 01:08:27,679
Speaker 1: what he has another white cat. The people of the eye.

1066
01:08:27,920 --> 01:08:30,320
Speaker 1: Because when you're sitting in a corner by yourself and

1067
01:08:30,360 --> 01:08:33,040
Speaker 1: want nobody talk to you, that's because there's a strong body,

1068
01:08:33,120 --> 01:08:36,840
Speaker 1: older coming director from you. Ain't nobody's gonna look at you.

1069
01:08:39,600 --> 01:08:43,280
Speaker 1: All right, Well, thank you guys for two day's version

1070
01:08:43,320 --> 01:08:45,760
Speaker 1: of comedy Roulette. Thank you. Coming up more of the

1071
01:08:45,840 --> 01:08:49,200
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening to

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Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, come on, Steve,

1073
01:08:54,360 --> 01:08:56,880
Speaker 1: you have a segment called I don't know who invented it,

1074
01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:59,840
Speaker 1: but i'd sure like to thank them. Well, I'm like

1075
01:09:00,080 --> 01:09:02,960
Speaker 1: to start this off, and we're gonna alternate, but I'd

1076
01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:05,680
Speaker 1: like to start this off with the guy that invented

1077
01:09:05,920 --> 01:09:12,800
Speaker 1: the salt shaker. Yeah, because if I had to get

1078
01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:16,120
Speaker 1: my salt off of a block licking it like a

1079
01:09:16,320 --> 01:09:21,400
Speaker 1: deal out in the backyard, that bothered me. I'm so

1080
01:09:21,720 --> 01:09:25,080
Speaker 1: glad they put it in a damn shake. That was ingenious.

1081
01:09:25,560 --> 01:09:27,880
Speaker 1: A salt shaker that way. I ain't got to use

1082
01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:29,720
Speaker 1: that box with the little white girl on it with

1083
01:09:29,760 --> 01:09:33,920
Speaker 1: the raincoat because it just pulled too much out. It's

1084
01:09:33,960 --> 01:09:37,840
Speaker 1: a spout. Somebody made the shaker, thank you? All right?

1085
01:09:37,960 --> 01:09:41,160
Speaker 1: All right? I got one whoever took that root bill

1086
01:09:41,560 --> 01:09:44,519
Speaker 1: and poured it over that ice cream and made that float.

1087
01:09:44,800 --> 01:09:50,200
Speaker 1: Greatest invention in the world, right back, A n W

1088
01:09:50,439 --> 01:09:58,360
Speaker 1: root bill over ice cream. All right, I'll tell you

1089
01:09:58,439 --> 01:10:01,320
Speaker 1: what I would like to Ain't the person who was

1090
01:10:01,400 --> 01:10:03,760
Speaker 1: the first one to say, I'm gonna whoop your ass,

1091
01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:07,799
Speaker 1: because I've been using that with my nephew for fifteen

1092
01:10:07,880 --> 01:10:10,720
Speaker 1: years and it is working. I'm telling you, I didn't

1093
01:10:10,720 --> 01:10:13,479
Speaker 1: know I'm gonna need that, but that is important. Whoever

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01:10:13,640 --> 01:10:17,080
Speaker 1: was the first said that, I like to think the

1095
01:10:17,240 --> 01:10:20,599
Speaker 1: person that came up with the terms sugar honey, ice tea.

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01:10:22,720 --> 01:10:24,960
Speaker 1: I can't tell you how many times that it came

1097
01:10:25,080 --> 01:10:30,000
Speaker 1: through for me. I ain't did some sugar tea and

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01:10:30,080 --> 01:10:33,200
Speaker 1: it and it has meant so much to me throughout

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01:10:33,280 --> 01:10:37,200
Speaker 1: the years. Thank you, man, Because you know, ain't got

1100
01:10:37,280 --> 01:10:42,439
Speaker 1: some manure? Was not cutting it? Ain't that some Ain't

1101
01:10:42,479 --> 01:10:49,200
Speaker 1: that some car cor that ain't it? That's some poop. No, No,

1102
01:10:49,800 --> 01:10:51,920
Speaker 1: that don't work. No, it don't work. That don't work.

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01:10:52,080 --> 01:10:55,160
Speaker 1: That's a good one thing. Okay, check this. The first

1104
01:10:55,240 --> 01:10:58,200
Speaker 1: slave that took them chitlings out that hole and said,

1105
01:10:58,280 --> 01:11:00,519
Speaker 1: you know what, we're gonna figure out someone that r him.

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01:11:02,200 --> 01:11:04,320
Speaker 1: I'm gonna work. Well, I'm gonna clean this a real

1107
01:11:04,400 --> 01:11:05,680
Speaker 1: good to see what I can do with it. I

1108
01:11:05,680 --> 01:11:11,200
Speaker 1: ain't gonna I'll be back y'all give me a minute now. Really,

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01:11:11,960 --> 01:11:17,320
Speaker 1: I don't really, y'all give me a minute now. I'm

1110
01:11:17,320 --> 01:11:24,160
Speaker 1: gonna come back. When I come back, I'll tell you

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01:11:24,240 --> 01:11:26,439
Speaker 1: what I like. I would like to thank the person

1112
01:11:26,600 --> 01:11:29,080
Speaker 1: who kept the grease and put it in the can

1113
01:11:29,840 --> 01:11:32,080
Speaker 1: on the stove. Come on, I like to thank them

1114
01:11:32,080 --> 01:11:36,280
Speaker 1: because that second back of fish is always better by

1115
01:11:36,400 --> 01:11:39,479
Speaker 1: you be crunching. I don't like to really thank them.

1116
01:11:40,080 --> 01:11:41,920
Speaker 1: Said I'm not throwing this away. I don't know what

1117
01:11:42,080 --> 01:11:44,479
Speaker 1: made him say it, but I'm not throwing this away.

1118
01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:47,240
Speaker 1: Put that in the Crisco can and let's just hold on, Joe.

1119
01:11:47,840 --> 01:11:50,960
Speaker 1: I don't say that, but thank yeah. I want to

1120
01:11:51,040 --> 01:11:55,439
Speaker 1: think whoever came up with running shoes himps was wearing

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01:11:55,560 --> 01:12:02,160
Speaker 1: dat us out at an alarming ridge. You know how

1122
01:12:02,280 --> 01:12:04,720
Speaker 1: hard it is to watch people walking and ran over

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01:12:05,200 --> 01:12:10,080
Speaker 1: platforms and and and stack heels shoes. Thank god, somebody

1124
01:12:10,200 --> 01:12:12,800
Speaker 1: came up with a running shoe. This is my invitation

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01:12:12,880 --> 01:12:15,120
Speaker 1: to my board Peanut. We were standing on the corner

1126
01:12:15,200 --> 01:12:18,479
Speaker 1: one day and this was Peanut running from the police.

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01:12:26,760 --> 01:12:40,599
Speaker 1: You're gonna get caught sound yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay, Sugar.

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Speaker 1: How about this one that bottom TV only got volume.

1129
01:12:46,880 --> 01:12:50,439
Speaker 1: Whoever put that put that other TV on top that

1130
01:12:50,680 --> 01:12:54,439
Speaker 1: only had picture right there, the picture from the bottom,

1131
01:12:54,520 --> 01:12:58,080
Speaker 1: the sound is from the top, vice versa. Whoever came

1132
01:12:58,200 --> 01:12:59,760
Speaker 1: up with and put that TV on top of that,

1133
01:13:00,520 --> 01:13:04,439
Speaker 1: bow down to you, because every household of broken. That's

1134
01:13:04,479 --> 01:13:08,400
Speaker 1: good looking out, that's good looking up. Last one. Come on,

1135
01:13:09,600 --> 01:13:12,960
Speaker 1: whoever came up with protective custody, so when you go

1136
01:13:13,120 --> 01:13:16,240
Speaker 1: to jail, you ain't gonna be out there with everybody

1137
01:13:16,320 --> 01:13:19,599
Speaker 1: else if your asses them is a little chump day.

1138
01:13:19,680 --> 01:13:22,360
Speaker 1: Your ass on him the protective custody and don't have

1139
01:13:22,479 --> 01:13:27,240
Speaker 1: to worry about regular prison life. Thank you for protective custody. Okay,

1140
01:13:28,720 --> 01:13:30,680
Speaker 1: I don't know who invented it, but I'd sure like

1141
01:13:30,800 --> 01:13:34,360
Speaker 1: to thank them. Coming up more of the Steve Harvey

1142
01:13:34,400 --> 01:13:38,439
Speaker 1: Morning Show right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey

1143
01:13:38,479 --> 01:13:44,280
Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, Carlos, this is our girl chat segment. Okay,

1144
01:13:44,439 --> 01:13:47,280
Speaker 1: no boys allowed. You know how we do? First of all,

1145
01:13:47,400 --> 01:13:51,080
Speaker 1: two celebrations today on this Friday too. Now. First of all,

1146
01:13:51,280 --> 01:13:55,479
Speaker 1: today is National Radio Day. You know, yeah radio, Yes,

1147
01:13:55,640 --> 01:13:59,280
Speaker 1: we do. Yeah. Happy National Radio Day to all of

1148
01:13:59,320 --> 01:14:02,720
Speaker 1: our college eggs everywhere. We know what you do we

1149
01:14:02,880 --> 01:14:05,360
Speaker 1: know how you do it, and just keep doing what

1150
01:14:05,479 --> 01:14:08,880
Speaker 1: you're doing. Okay, we love you, we see you, and

1151
01:14:09,120 --> 01:14:11,040
Speaker 1: I mean, Shirley, hats off to you. You've been in

1152
01:14:11,080 --> 01:14:13,240
Speaker 1: the radio game for a minute. I've been in the

1153
01:14:13,320 --> 01:14:15,280
Speaker 1: radio game for a minute. But we gotta thank our

1154
01:14:15,360 --> 01:14:18,559
Speaker 1: listeners because we're nothing without them. So thank you all

1155
01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:21,639
Speaker 1: for waking up to the Steve Harvey Morning Show every

1156
01:14:21,800 --> 01:14:25,880
Speaker 1: day on National radio Day. They're the reason we do it.

1157
01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:28,599
Speaker 1: There would be no us without them, you know. Amen

1158
01:14:28,800 --> 01:14:31,519
Speaker 1: say that in Chicago when I used to work with

1159
01:14:31,600 --> 01:14:34,240
Speaker 1: the late great Doug Bank. So it would be no us,

1160
01:14:34,880 --> 01:14:36,800
Speaker 1: you know, if if it wasn't for you, I mean,

1161
01:14:36,920 --> 01:14:41,479
Speaker 1: who would listen? That's good, you know. But um, and

1162
01:14:41,600 --> 01:14:45,280
Speaker 1: before we run out of time, Uh, there's a second

1163
01:14:45,600 --> 01:14:49,840
Speaker 1: celebration today. It's another national holiday. All right, we gotta

1164
01:14:49,880 --> 01:14:54,200
Speaker 1: get to this. We need a drum roll here, someone please, Okay,

1165
01:14:54,360 --> 01:14:57,960
Speaker 1: drum roll. I'm beating on the desk. Okay, what's you guys?

1166
01:14:58,040 --> 01:15:02,439
Speaker 1: All right? But all right, today we have to say

1167
01:15:02,640 --> 01:15:08,080
Speaker 1: happy anniversary to our girl, Carla Farrell, seventeen years in

1168
01:15:08,200 --> 01:15:12,880
Speaker 1: the marriage game. Baby you and toush yeah it, yes,

1169
01:15:13,520 --> 01:15:19,360
Speaker 1: thank you, Yes, all right, Happy anniversary, Carla and Tag

1170
01:15:19,560 --> 01:15:21,800
Speaker 1: coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. We'll

1171
01:15:21,840 --> 01:15:23,920
Speaker 1: be back at thirty three minutes after the hour. Right

1172
01:15:23,920 --> 01:15:28,639
Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to the Steve Morning Show. Now

1173
01:15:28,800 --> 01:15:32,240
Speaker 1: it's time lower the lights please, ladies, Joe time for

1174
01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:36,519
Speaker 1: juniors three hours. Let me just say this right quick,

1175
01:15:37,400 --> 01:15:42,240
Speaker 1: this poem right here. Yeah, forget that. The point of

1176
01:15:42,320 --> 01:15:45,840
Speaker 1: the poem is is getting close to going back to school,

1177
01:15:46,080 --> 01:15:50,360
Speaker 1: right yeah, And everybody that's awful don't get appreciated because

1178
01:15:50,400 --> 01:15:55,400
Speaker 1: we help. Now. I got a seventeen year old nephew

1179
01:15:55,520 --> 01:15:57,560
Speaker 1: asked by to be in the same grade with the

1180
01:15:57,640 --> 01:16:02,400
Speaker 1: fourteen years. He didn't call me. You don't say that.

1181
01:16:02,880 --> 01:16:07,880
Speaker 1: Air hold on, first of all, God, hold on, what

1182
01:16:08,320 --> 01:16:10,360
Speaker 1: you want? What you want me to act like? It

1183
01:16:10,520 --> 01:16:14,320
Speaker 1: ain't hap Okay, my people they know what you want

1184
01:16:14,360 --> 01:16:16,559
Speaker 1: to act like. He's a scholar. Becase he not? Right?

1185
01:16:17,200 --> 01:16:18,800
Speaker 1: Should I be ashamed of the fact that what he

1186
01:16:18,840 --> 01:16:23,040
Speaker 1: won't to do not a fourteen year old? Damn Nick

1187
01:16:23,160 --> 01:16:25,680
Speaker 1: caught the seven teen yeld. I didn't think it was

1188
01:16:25,720 --> 01:16:29,360
Speaker 1: gonna happen, but not they won great appause that is

1189
01:16:29,400 --> 01:16:31,920
Speaker 1: what they like that. No, I mean, would he go

1190
01:16:32,040 --> 01:16:34,040
Speaker 1: in the classroom. They think the teacher didn't walk these

1191
01:16:37,160 --> 01:16:41,640
Speaker 1: all I'm saying. I'm just saying he asked me for

1192
01:16:41,800 --> 01:16:44,320
Speaker 1: some stuff and I just wanted to let him know this. Now,

1193
01:16:44,760 --> 01:16:49,320
Speaker 1: the name of the poem is I'm just hung. Yeah,

1194
01:16:49,320 --> 01:16:53,200
Speaker 1: I'll go, hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey

1195
01:16:53,280 --> 01:16:56,360
Speaker 1: hey hey hey hey hey hey, I'm just hung. Stop

1196
01:16:56,439 --> 01:16:59,439
Speaker 1: asking me for cage, Okay, because when I help you out,

1197
01:16:59,800 --> 01:17:01,400
Speaker 1: you don't do nothing but walk in the other room

1198
01:17:01,400 --> 01:17:04,479
Speaker 1: and just talk trade, go bag your mom and your

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01:17:04,560 --> 01:17:07,760
Speaker 1: daddy because they the one that had. Because I'm just hung,

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01:17:08,680 --> 01:17:10,880
Speaker 1: I can do all I can do. Now that I

1201
01:17:11,000 --> 01:17:13,240
Speaker 1: know you're going back to school and you light new stuff.

1202
01:17:14,080 --> 01:17:17,040
Speaker 1: But I'm living out here in La Rids Highs health. Man,

1203
01:17:17,360 --> 01:17:20,320
Speaker 1: it's even rough now. I'm not trying to be mean

1204
01:17:20,800 --> 01:17:22,599
Speaker 1: because I really do love you with all my heart,

1205
01:17:23,560 --> 01:17:26,240
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna get a jump on this. I'm gonna

1206
01:17:26,280 --> 01:17:30,800
Speaker 1: say no before you even start. I'm just hung. That's

1207
01:17:30,840 --> 01:17:34,480
Speaker 1: all I can do. That was called the style conversation.

1208
01:17:34,640 --> 01:17:40,280
Speaker 1: That's what you're doing. You're sitting there looking for rhymes

1209
01:17:40,479 --> 01:17:43,360
Speaker 1: that no rymes. He ain't got to be. It was

1210
01:17:43,640 --> 01:17:48,320
Speaker 1: called you know you have different styles. This was called

1211
01:17:48,360 --> 01:17:53,519
Speaker 1: the style of conversation what I was talking to him.

1212
01:17:55,080 --> 01:18:02,600
Speaker 1: It's just style, Donald Trump, do you have do you have?

1213
01:18:02,840 --> 01:18:09,000
Speaker 1: Do you have any kid asking you for? Yeah? Just

1214
01:18:09,360 --> 01:18:14,439
Speaker 1: fother This was the style of car style car I created.

1215
01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:20,519
Speaker 1: Do we know that you listen to most? This was

1216
01:18:20,640 --> 01:18:25,480
Speaker 1: just most? Why would I go listen to most? Most? Deafening?

1217
01:18:30,320 --> 01:18:35,080
Speaker 1: The style of conversation style you made up? All right,

1218
01:18:35,120 --> 01:18:40,960
Speaker 1: we gotta go, We'll be back. You're listening, all right, Steve.

1219
01:18:41,040 --> 01:18:43,160
Speaker 1: Here we are the last break of the day, on

1220
01:18:43,320 --> 01:18:45,879
Speaker 1: this last day of the week for us, this Friday.

1221
01:18:46,600 --> 01:18:49,720
Speaker 1: It's been an impactful week. UM leave us with some

1222
01:18:49,920 --> 01:19:00,040
Speaker 1: closing remarks. You know, Steve, I think that um I

1223
01:19:00,160 --> 01:19:04,400
Speaker 1: want to share with you is something that prevents so

1224
01:19:04,600 --> 01:19:10,280
Speaker 1: many people from becoming successful. And that thing is called excuses.

1225
01:19:12,000 --> 01:19:16,720
Speaker 1: You know, it's it's it's it's amazing how when we

1226
01:19:16,840 --> 01:19:21,320
Speaker 1: want to justify a lack of effort, or we want

1227
01:19:21,320 --> 01:19:27,400
Speaker 1: to justify our procrastination, all we want to justify not

1228
01:19:27,640 --> 01:19:32,479
Speaker 1: doing something we said we were going to do. We

1229
01:19:32,640 --> 01:19:36,160
Speaker 1: want to justify just not getting started. We can come

1230
01:19:36,280 --> 01:19:42,640
Speaker 1: up with some pretty pretty impressive excuses. But you know,

1231
01:19:42,760 --> 01:19:47,439
Speaker 1: the thing about an excuse, though it serves no one

1232
01:19:49,200 --> 01:19:53,760
Speaker 1: except the person that's providing the excuse. The person you're

1233
01:19:53,840 --> 01:19:58,880
Speaker 1: giving the excuse too. It does nothing from them because

1234
01:19:58,960 --> 01:20:01,960
Speaker 1: their level of exp dictation for you was in place,

1235
01:20:02,840 --> 01:20:06,680
Speaker 1: and the fact that you didn't come through. I mean,

1236
01:20:06,840 --> 01:20:09,400
Speaker 1: how can you possibly think that this person is sitting

1237
01:20:09,400 --> 01:20:13,320
Speaker 1: there going, wow, that's great, you didn't come through. Now

1238
01:20:13,439 --> 01:20:17,519
Speaker 1: you're here, okay, Well I'm sorry that happened. So when

1239
01:20:17,640 --> 01:20:20,680
Speaker 1: will you get to it all? You'll hear something like,

1240
01:20:21,640 --> 01:20:24,040
Speaker 1: oh wow, man, I didn't know that. And when you

1241
01:20:24,120 --> 01:20:27,800
Speaker 1: walk a guy and when you walk away, that person goes, wow.

1242
01:20:28,200 --> 01:20:31,840
Speaker 1: I can't count on them. If you keep giving excuses,

1243
01:20:32,439 --> 01:20:35,240
Speaker 1: then after a while a person just goes I don't

1244
01:20:35,280 --> 01:20:39,760
Speaker 1: believe nothing, he says. And either way, man, the person

1245
01:20:39,880 --> 01:20:42,680
Speaker 1: that you gave the excuse to, I can promise you

1246
01:20:43,200 --> 01:20:45,080
Speaker 1: they don't think as much of you as they did

1247
01:20:45,160 --> 01:20:49,920
Speaker 1: when they first thought you were coming through. Folks, if

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Speaker 1: you could learn to eliminate excuses, you know, taught me

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Speaker 1: not to have excuses. My father follows a strong man. Man.

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Speaker 1: It's dude was powerful to me. It's the greatest dude

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Speaker 1: to have a new But he taught me about excuses,

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Speaker 1: he says, Son, don't ever give me an excuse, because

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Speaker 1: what that ain't gonna do me no good? He said,

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Speaker 1: we ain't got nothing. At least you could give me

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Speaker 1: your word, he said, we ain't got nothing else, we

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01:21:22,880 --> 01:21:24,840
Speaker 1: ain't got too much more than a part to piss in.

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Speaker 1: But if you're gonna give me your word and tell

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Speaker 1: me you're gonna do something, don't give me no excuse instead,

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Speaker 1: because now we ain't got nothing, y'all. If you can

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Speaker 1: eliminate excuses, if you could stop the allowing yourself off

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Speaker 1: the hook, because that's all it is. The only person

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Speaker 1: you're hurting with these excuses is you. I'll give you

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01:21:48,960 --> 01:21:52,040
Speaker 1: an example of how you hurt other people with your excuse. Sister.

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Speaker 1: If you have a child and you keep promising your

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Speaker 1: child that you're gonna do so, if you're a dad,

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Speaker 1: you don't live with your child, your boy or your girl,

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01:22:02,400 --> 01:22:04,840
Speaker 1: you tell them you're gonna come by. That child is

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Speaker 1: at the window, and that the door waiting. They got

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Speaker 1: their little bag pack, they got their lunch packs. I'm

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Speaker 1: going with my daddy, and man on man on man.

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Speaker 1: The disappointment that had that child had when you went

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Speaker 1: and then you call in against what you say. I

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Speaker 1: had to work. Sorry, man, but I had to work. Well,

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Speaker 1: I got, you had to work for guess what, And

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01:22:23,960 --> 01:22:27,559
Speaker 1: there's nothing for that child that was waiting on their dad. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I got, you got to work. But what they got

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01:22:29,520 --> 01:22:32,280
Speaker 1: to do that don't stop the disappointment and the child.

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01:22:33,400 --> 01:22:37,760
Speaker 1: See excuses, man, they go alone. Wait many they do

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01:22:37,960 --> 01:22:41,040
Speaker 1: far more damage than you can imagine. So after a while,

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Speaker 1: if you keep doing that to that child, and you

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01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:46,240
Speaker 1: keep promising your child you're gonna do something, you never

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Speaker 1: do it. Ah, think about that, man, what that does

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01:22:52,400 --> 01:22:56,400
Speaker 1: to that child. If you're in a relationship and you

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Speaker 1: keep promising the person you're in a relationship with it

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01:22:58,600 --> 01:23:00,200
Speaker 1: you're gonna do something for them, you never do it.

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01:23:00,760 --> 01:23:04,639
Speaker 1: How long you think this relationship gonna last. You gotta

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Speaker 1: do what you say you're gonna do. You can't create excuses.

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01:23:09,240 --> 01:23:11,680
Speaker 1: But then the person who really gets damaged is you.

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01:23:11,840 --> 01:23:15,800
Speaker 1: Because when that child grows up and he can now

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Speaker 1: stand on his own, and he can take his own

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01:23:18,160 --> 01:23:21,880
Speaker 1: self somewhere, and he can buy his own clothes, and

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Speaker 1: now you want to come around and hey, that's my son,

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Speaker 1: and then he's old enough to ask you questions. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm your sombol. Where were you when I needed you? Man?

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Speaker 1: Where were you when I was standing in the window?

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Speaker 1: Where were you when I was sitting on the porch, man,

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Speaker 1: with my lunchbox, just looking at every card that went by,

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01:23:40,200 --> 01:23:42,439
Speaker 1: hoping that my daddy would finally come through to my

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01:23:42,560 --> 01:23:46,479
Speaker 1: mama finally told me coming there off the porch. You see, man,

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01:23:47,360 --> 01:23:51,200
Speaker 1: now you got to deal with that and all in

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01:23:51,320 --> 01:23:53,920
Speaker 1: excuses you was giving that boy or that little girl

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01:23:54,000 --> 01:23:58,360
Speaker 1: back then. It don't mean damn thing to them, you know, man,

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01:23:58,720 --> 01:24:01,920
Speaker 1: And it stops you so much. See, once you become

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01:24:01,960 --> 01:24:05,240
Speaker 1: a person that provides excuses, it ain't just to your children.

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01:24:05,520 --> 01:24:07,560
Speaker 1: It ain't just to your love one, your love on.

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01:24:08,080 --> 01:24:11,120
Speaker 1: It's to your job, it's to your career. And pretty

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01:24:11,160 --> 01:24:14,880
Speaker 1: soon you start giving excuses to yourself because it's a

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01:24:14,920 --> 01:24:18,400
Speaker 1: pattern of behavior and you got to break that pattern

1309
01:24:18,439 --> 01:24:21,560
Speaker 1: of behavior because it's a no win situation for you.

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Speaker 1: Stop making excuses. Man, Why don't you just simply do

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Speaker 1: what you say you're gonna do. It's much easier to

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Speaker 1: do that. If you say you're gonna do it, be

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Speaker 1: a man of your word, a woman of your word,

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Speaker 1: and go do it. Period. Now, if you're not gonna

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01:24:40,600 --> 01:24:43,719
Speaker 1: do it. Say that. Be a man of your word

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Speaker 1: on that. See, that's what I do. When somebody asked

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Speaker 1: me to do something, I distinctly tell them, ain't man,

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do that. I'm sorry, but I won't

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Speaker 1: be there that way. Ain't no hope of you're looking

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Speaker 1: for me? Well he said it wasn't coming. But I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna see if he come anywhere. No, no, no. If

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Speaker 1: I tell you I'm not coming, you're pretty much bank

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01:25:02,560 --> 01:25:04,880
Speaker 1: I ain't coming. But if I tell you I'm coming,

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Speaker 1: you can look for me, and chances are I'll be there.

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Speaker 1: It would take a lot for me not to do

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Speaker 1: what I say I'm going to do because I just

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Speaker 1: ain't made that way. I don't like the excuses. You

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Speaker 1: can't get to where you're going with a bunch of excuses,

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