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Speaker 1: The Jubils Show on demand, Jubils Dirty Little Secret sign

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Speaker 1: for your dirty little secret. Remember email show on air

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Speaker 1: at the Jewilshow dot com. And if you have a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret and maybe you can say what it

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Speaker 1: is on the show. And remember we keep everybody anonymous,

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Speaker 1: so you're safe to say whatever. We don't even ask

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Speaker 1: what your name is. You're on the phone. Now, what's

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret? Oh boy? So, um, I went

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Speaker 1: to Vegas, um, laying at end with like yeah, with

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Speaker 1: my exactly with my girlfriend bachelor at party and did

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Speaker 1: what happened? Stay absolutely not. I wish so, you know,

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Speaker 1: as one does in Vegas because we're drinking and drinking,

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Speaker 1: drinking and drinking and drinking and drinking. And yeah, so

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Speaker 1: one of my genius friends decided to get tattoos and

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Speaker 1: then oh, my genius self was like, okay, but here's

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Speaker 1: the kicker. I didn't really remember this until the next

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Speaker 1: morning when I looked down at my hip and not

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Speaker 1: only do I see a man's name on my hip,

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Speaker 1: it is my ex boyfriend from like years ago, oh

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Speaker 1: tattooed his name on my hip. And this, I mean,

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Speaker 1: this guy was like a jerky cheated on me and everything.

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Speaker 1: What the worst part is? By the way, whoever had

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Speaker 1: to mention I'm married, man, I love very much. Okay's

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Speaker 1: name tattooed on you in Vegas and you're married. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: how did you explain? Yeah, we're gonna get it removed

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Speaker 1: before the weekend was over. Yeah. No, um, I told

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Speaker 1: she told my husband it was my great great great

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Speaker 1: uncle's name. What I believe that? Well, I thought it

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Speaker 1: was like weird enough, Like you know, I'm like I

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Speaker 1: am kind of like a weirdo. So it's like it

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Speaker 1: makes sense a little, but like, you know, yeah, what

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Speaker 1: is It's the name Bernard you have Okay, and he

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Speaker 1: doesn't know about your Bernard? Well, you know, it's just

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Speaker 1: you know, the Bernard family name. You know that I

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Speaker 1: take so much I never know about Wow, whoa that?

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Speaker 1: So my ex actually went by Ben? But yeah, he

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Speaker 1: doesn't know that your ex's name was Bernard, just Ben. No, okay, Wow,

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Speaker 1: here's the way thing for me. Subconsciously, you're thinking about

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Speaker 1: your I was gonna say that kind of weird. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean I think we were just all you know,

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Speaker 1: it was about party where I was just like making

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Speaker 1: jokes and like talking about all our fields relationships and like,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess I always gay. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I'm very like I'm I'm pretty easy going

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Speaker 1: with most things. Alex and I are married. If you

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Speaker 1: didn't know that, By the way, I have to say

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Speaker 1: that for new listeners, if you didn't know, if you're

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Speaker 1: no listener who gets hard on me saying it whatever,

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Speaker 1: I have to say it. Alex and I are married,

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Speaker 1: and I'm pretty relaxed with a lot of a lot

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Speaker 1: a lot. But if you right here on the radio,

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Speaker 1: if you went to Vegas with your friends and came

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Speaker 1: back with a guy's name, ta, well, yeah, but if

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Speaker 1: I could you imagine I would. I'd be shocked and like,

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Speaker 1: I have a lot of questions. And then if even

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Speaker 1: if it was a name that I didn't know, then

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Speaker 1: I'd have even more questions. And then if I said,

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Speaker 1: like if it was my uncle uncle uncle's name and

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Speaker 1: I never heard of this guy, was like, yeah, it

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Speaker 1: was stupid. I don't even know why I would have

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Speaker 1: done that. Yeah, yeah, I think that's one instance where

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Speaker 1: I'd be like, I don't believe you. I don't know

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Speaker 1: you guys love each other a lot, But I would

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Speaker 1: hope that you might call it quick. I don't know,

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Speaker 1: maybe not. Um, well, thank you for telling us your

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Speaker 1: little secret and I would definitely never tell your husband that.

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Speaker 1: Ye yeah, no problem. You show on demand