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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that started to create your own

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Speaker 1: log cabin business. You can purchase the materials online for

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Speaker 1: only three hundred bucks in the name of his company,

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Speaker 1: sporting Wood for the sporty outdoorsman in you who wants

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Speaker 1: to get their hands on a thick piece of lumber

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Speaker 1: that's sporting Wood. Would you can trust with Laser Stories,

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Speaker 1: the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,

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Speaker 1: just like everyone else does, except we have a laser

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Speaker 1: and those other dirt squirrels just don't. This first laser

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Speaker 1: story is out of Denver. A guy named Andrew Rush

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Speaker 1: was sick of people letting their dogs poop outside his

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Speaker 1: home and not cleaning it up. Hey, nobody got In fact,

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Speaker 1: there's a strip of rocks next to the sidewalk out front.

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Speaker 1: And Andrew went as far as putting up a sign

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Speaker 1: asking people to be respectful about it, and even included

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Speaker 1: a stand with free bags. Ah.

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Speaker 2: I have seen friends that put a sign up in there,

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Speaker 2: like on their little yard area. They got more.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, But if.

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Speaker 1: You can believe it, some people still weren't respecting the situation,

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Speaker 1: so Andrew installed the security camera to catch them in

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Speaker 1: the act.

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Speaker 2: What is he going to do shame them?

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Speaker 1: You recently got footage of one of the culprits. Some

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Speaker 1: guy with a white dog didn't pick up its poop.

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Speaker 1: Andrew didn't recognize him, but he used the site next

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Speaker 1: door to put him on blast for it.

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Speaker 2: Them.

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Speaker 1: And apparently the guy saw that post because he came

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Speaker 1: back the next night to leave him another gift, this

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Speaker 1: time his own poop it God security camera caught the

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Speaker 1: guy defecating in the same rock area.

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Speaker 2: Okay, now we may need to get the police involved.

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Speaker 1: So Andrew called the cops. Yeah, last we heard, they

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Speaker 1: were still trying to id the guy, and Denver Police

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Speaker 1: says that anyone who defecates in any public place can

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Speaker 1: be charged with a class to a fence and can

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Speaker 1: see up to sixty days in jail.

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Speaker 2: I mean, it's like one of those dog owners. It

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Speaker 2: looks just like their dog.

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Speaker 1: This next story is out of Pennsylvania. A man was

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Speaker 1: out at a seafood restaurant with his wife and two

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Speaker 1: children when he ordered a fourteen dollar plate of little

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Speaker 1: neck clam hasty. He was enjoying them until he bit

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Speaker 1: down on something hard and spit it out. His wife

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Speaker 1: thought it was a piece of candy because it looked

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Speaker 1: like a purple dot.

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Speaker 2: Oh, now I'm excited.

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Speaker 1: But thirty seven year old Scott Overland looked at it

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Speaker 1: a little more closely and realized it was a rare

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Speaker 1: purple pearl. He said he'd never heard of a pearl

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Speaker 1: and a clam and always thought they only came from oysters. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but nevertheless, A crowd started to gather around the table.

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Speaker 1: One person pulled out their phone to look up the value.

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Speaker 1: Apparently the pearl is worth between three to five thousand dollars,

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Speaker 1: and you know her.

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Speaker 2: The wife was like, honey, fourteen dollars for an appetizer's really,

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Speaker 2: it's a good events.

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Speaker 1: Scott says the craziest part of a story was that

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Speaker 1: he nearly sent the clams back because they came with

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Speaker 1: a pepper garnish and his wife is not a fan

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Speaker 1: of peppers. He told the local news outlet quote, I

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Speaker 1: guess sometimes you get rewarded for not being a pain

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Speaker 1: at restaurants. Do you hear that, Boomer? I mean Brook,

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Speaker 1: this next laser.

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Speaker 2: Story, Boomer?

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Speaker 1: Why did they say that this next laser story has

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Speaker 1: had a food news If nothing sounds better On a

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Speaker 1: hot summer day, than a big lick of that dive

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Speaker 1: bar floor. Then have we got the food product for you?

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Speaker 1: Say that because Miller High Life recently partnered with Tipsy

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Speaker 1: Scoop to create a boozy ice cream dive bar. This

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Speaker 1: ice cream is of course infused with High Life beer,

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Speaker 1: but it also has a peanut swirl, bringing the saltiness

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Speaker 1: of the quintessential dive bar snack. It has a hint

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Speaker 1: of tobacco smoke flavor, reminiscent of that unforgettable dive bar smell.

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Speaker 2: And it's like, no, no matter how long it has

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Speaker 2: been no smoking in that bar, it's still really gooey

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Speaker 2: caramel swirl to incorporate the distinct sticky dive bar floor.

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Speaker 1: It's all dipped in a dark chocolate to evoke the

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Speaker 1: dark wood and dim lighting ambiance that all good dive

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Speaker 1: bars share. Yeah, baby, it's like.

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Speaker 2: The ingredients without the description sound delicious.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like a bit of cigarette.

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Speaker 2: Oh does it have a regret after taste? Because that's

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Speaker 2: usually what happens to me at a dive bar.

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Speaker 1: There's a six pack is available for pre order now.

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Speaker 1: It'll run you thirty six dollars. You must be twenty

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Speaker 1: one year old at a purchase, because remember they do

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Speaker 1: have five percent alcohol content.

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Speaker 2: Score. The whole point of a dive bar that it's cheap.

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Speaker 1: Well, no, sure, I think that's how you bring the

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Speaker 1: choco taco back. Put some rum in there. Ah, I'm

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Speaker 1: bringing that bag this next laser stories out of the

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Speaker 1: study of studies. If you find yourself exhausted after a

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Speaker 1: college exam or after an episode of Jeopardy, could be

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Speaker 1: because you're tied from thinking too hard.

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Speaker 2: That's a thing apparently, why we're so exhausted after this show. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I wasna.

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Speaker 1: There's science to even back it up. Researchers in France

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Speaker 1: have found that when a brain performs intense cognitive work,

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Speaker 1: typically for a few hours or longer, potentially toxic byproducts

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Speaker 1: build up in the prefrontal cortex that causes cognitive fatigue.

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Speaker 1: Did you guys understand any of the worlds that I said,

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Speaker 1: just tired make tired?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 1: So when think when Jose's thinking about writing a tease

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Speaker 1: for the show, for example, he could be poisoning his

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Speaker 1: own brain with thoughts you guys are poisoning.

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Speaker 2: Can you get worker's pomp for that?

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Speaker 1: You should sue This kind of build up can influence

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Speaker 1: how people make their decisions. And when the brain gets tired,

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Speaker 1: it doesn't just use fatigue to push us to switch

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Speaker 1: to a more gratifying activity. That could be a signal

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Speaker 1: to slow down to preserve the integrity of your brain functioning. Ah,

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Speaker 1: are you guys down to do any shrooms? The study

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Speaker 1: didn't provide a hack for bypassing the mental limitation other

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Speaker 1: than the usual stuff like getting good rest and good strips.

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Speaker 1: And that's why this guy can't tie the laces anymore

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Speaker 1: on the shoes. He is too exhausted, so he just

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Speaker 1: calls an uber, gives that shoe a twenty, and tells

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Speaker 1: it to go tie itself. It's been fun. That now

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Speaker 1: means Laser Stories is done for the day. We'll do

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Speaker 1: it again the same time on Friday.