1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:04,920 Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand. So anyway, I'm just sitting 2 00:00:04,960 --> 00:00:08,800 Speaker 1: there in traffic, drinking my coffee and applying some chapstick 3 00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:14,200 Speaker 1: to my incredibly supple yet chap lifts. And then what happens, 4 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:19,680 Speaker 1: some Yahoo decides to cut me off, and you know what, 5 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:24,360 Speaker 1: that really turns my crank, winds me up, grinds my 6 00:00:24,560 --> 00:00:27,880 Speaker 1: gears when I get cut off. So you know what 7 00:00:28,040 --> 00:00:31,960 Speaker 1: I did? I wrote down his license plate number, found 8 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:35,040 Speaker 1: out where he lives, and I courted his wife until 9 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:38,919 Speaker 1: she divorced him. That's right. And I also planted some 10 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:41,400 Speaker 1: drugs in one of the boxes he was moving out 11 00:00:41,479 --> 00:00:44,040 Speaker 1: with and called the cops. And now he's in prison 12 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:47,080 Speaker 1: for twenty five years and I'm married to his wife 13 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:50,240 Speaker 1: and his kids are calling me Dad. You're talking about 14 00:00:50,479 --> 00:00:53,480 Speaker 1: I got revenge on that a hole Because getting cut 15 00:00:53,479 --> 00:00:56,880 Speaker 1: off in traffic really grinds my gears. I can't tell 16 00:00:57,400 --> 00:01:00,520 Speaker 1: you need help. This is the Jewel Show. And who 17 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:02,880 Speaker 1: hasn't had a feeling like that? Oh my gosh, it 18 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:05,080 Speaker 1: is the most things just like terrible. I want to 19 00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:07,280 Speaker 1: just ruin that person's life right now? Who almost want 20 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:09,480 Speaker 1: to crash my own cards? Sometimes it makes me so 21 00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:12,240 Speaker 1: much well, researchers just came out with a list of 22 00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:15,320 Speaker 1: the biggest a whole moves that people can do. I 23 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:17,600 Speaker 1: can go over them right now. See if your pet 24 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:19,399 Speaker 1: peeve is on the list, or see if you're on 25 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:23,320 Speaker 1: the list for being a pet blocking someone else's driveway. 26 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:29,200 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's rude, disregard, super rude blocking anybody's driveway. Yeah, 27 00:01:29,319 --> 00:01:31,320 Speaker 1: why would you block a driveway? I don't know. Oh 28 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:33,559 Speaker 1: you know what with like deliveries and oh what happens 29 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:36,120 Speaker 1: all the time? Actually with deliveries, people will block our driveway. 30 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:38,679 Speaker 1: They do. How many times they annoying? How many times 31 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:40,360 Speaker 1: has there been a big truck in front of our house? 32 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:42,880 Speaker 1: A lot, a lot people who always poking in front 33 00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:45,280 Speaker 1: of my driveway when I want to leave. It's like 34 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:48,240 Speaker 1: it's like they know that I'm about to leave it. 35 00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:50,880 Speaker 1: Who is an actual person driving a car that's parking 36 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:54,560 Speaker 1: in front of people's driveways? I know one? You do? Yeah? Who? 37 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:58,520 Speaker 1: Alex's sixteen year old daughter, Bella, my sixteen year old stepdaughter, 38 00:01:58,560 --> 00:02:03,160 Speaker 1: has a boyfriend named Jack. This dude always when he 39 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:04,960 Speaker 1: comes to pick her up, parks in front of the 40 00:02:05,080 --> 00:02:07,560 Speaker 1: drive Well, he's not coming in, he's just picking her up, 41 00:02:08,480 --> 00:02:10,480 Speaker 1: but she know, she makes him wait for like twenty 42 00:02:10,480 --> 00:02:11,880 Speaker 1: minutes before she comes out of the house, so he's 43 00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:14,720 Speaker 1: pretty much parked for twenty minutes riding. That's a power 44 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:17,320 Speaker 1: move from me that I was going to go get 45 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:20,400 Speaker 1: coffee the other morning and I walked out and there's Jack. 46 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:27,960 Speaker 1: Jack just parked in front of the driveway. Old. Yeah, 47 00:02:28,639 --> 00:02:32,600 Speaker 1: now better than the block someone's driveway. Another pet peeve 48 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:34,320 Speaker 1: that people have, they say one of the biggest a 49 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:36,840 Speaker 1: hole moves you can do. This is from a new 50 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:38,760 Speaker 1: list that came out from Researches did a big survey 51 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:43,880 Speaker 1: asking people their pet peeves. Eat food that isn't yours. Oh, 52 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,520 Speaker 1: especially because like I want to, you know, make gains 53 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:48,440 Speaker 1: in the gym. If you eat my food, I'm going 54 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:52,960 Speaker 1: to kill you. I'm thinking of somebody else's plate that 55 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:54,760 Speaker 1: could be too, okay, Yeah, I was thinking, like in 56 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:57,520 Speaker 1: a frazer, I mean both. Some people do that at dinner. 57 00:02:57,560 --> 00:02:59,720 Speaker 1: They don't even ask permission, they just reach over and 58 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:03,760 Speaker 1: eat it or in offices. It's a big deal, right, yeah, 59 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:05,720 Speaker 1: And especially if someone has their name on it and 60 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:08,000 Speaker 1: you eat it, I'm like, who are you? Why? Why 61 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,760 Speaker 1: would you want to eat somebod else's food. Anyways, that's 62 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:12,320 Speaker 1: disgust and that person when they're trying to be polite 63 00:03:12,320 --> 00:03:13,919 Speaker 1: at dinner, they'll say, oh, do you want to try 64 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:16,000 Speaker 1: my food? Because they're hoping that you're going to say, oh, 65 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:17,600 Speaker 1: do you want to try my foe? Yeah, well I 66 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:20,440 Speaker 1: just asked, can have a bite your food. Here's another 67 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:23,799 Speaker 1: big ahole move according to this list, passing somebody on 68 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:26,080 Speaker 1: the road, right on the freeway or a highway or 69 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:28,799 Speaker 1: just whatever, and then going slower in front of them, 70 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:31,040 Speaker 1: so you pass them and then go slower than they 71 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:33,480 Speaker 1: were going. Oh my brief check. I don't know why 72 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:35,200 Speaker 1: people do that. I know. And it's like when somebody 73 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:37,480 Speaker 1: pulls out. When somebody pulls out, or like at a 74 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:38,960 Speaker 1: light and they pull in front of you right and 75 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:41,040 Speaker 1: then go slow and there's nobody behind. It's like you 76 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:44,680 Speaker 1: couldn't have waited five seconds? Yeah. Oh, it's so obnoxious. 77 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:47,400 Speaker 1: And another thing on the list, One of the top 78 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:49,400 Speaker 1: things on the list of the biggest a hole moves 79 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:51,600 Speaker 1: you can do, according to this new survey, is try 80 00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:54,960 Speaker 1: to push through and exit a plane before it's your time. 81 00:03:55,160 --> 00:04:00,720 Speaker 1: Oh yo, thank you for bringing up Who does that? Why? Why? Why? Like, 82 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:03,920 Speaker 1: and then you get stuck three rows ahead of yours 83 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,520 Speaker 1: and then you feel like super awkward and everyone around 84 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:09,000 Speaker 1: you was just glaring at you. Is so rude. I'm 85 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,600 Speaker 1: always quick to jump up in the aisle when the 86 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:13,920 Speaker 1: plane lands, but if I notice somebody coming down from 87 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,760 Speaker 1: behind the plane, I wait for it and then I 88 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:17,760 Speaker 1: just get it. I just jump out like a linebacker 89 00:04:17,839 --> 00:04:21,159 Speaker 1: and said in front of them. Yeah, there was this 90 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:24,479 Speaker 1: one like older lady. Oh, she ticked me off so bad. 91 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:27,280 Speaker 1: It's like she was far back, twenty rows back. I 92 00:04:27,279 --> 00:04:29,840 Speaker 1: started coming and then I was like, yo, we all 93 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:32,840 Speaker 1: want to get off this plane. Like she wasn't. There 94 00:04:32,880 --> 00:04:35,120 Speaker 1: was no connection. Nobody saidything. She wasn't even in a rush. 95 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:37,000 Speaker 1: She was just like walking right, she was trying to 96 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,039 Speaker 1: get ahead of everybody. I'm like, no, that's rude. Yeah, 97 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:42,279 Speaker 1: And if it wasn't for those people, we would only fosta. Yeah, 98 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:46,080 Speaker 1: just down, I know, watching people get their luggage out 99 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:49,760 Speaker 1: of the overhead carrier. Oh, when a plane lands, you 100 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:52,840 Speaker 1: realize how far how we have not evolved much as 101 00:04:52,880 --> 00:04:55,440 Speaker 1: a species at all. No one knows how to grab 102 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:59,680 Speaker 1: a handle, whid right text him four one h six one, 103 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:02,560 Speaker 1: what's some of your biggest pet peeves, and your phone 104 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:04,360 Speaker 1: brank happens every single hour on the twenties. 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