WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: Doctor and Warden 0:00:00.800 --> 0:00:05.440 Ka Boom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes 0:00:05.480 --> 0:00:09.240 a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.280 --> 0:00:12.560 of the Old Republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.640 --> 0:00:15.560 treats crackheads in the Ghetto Cutter the same as the 0:00:15.720 --> 0:00:19.680 rich pill poppers in the penthouse. The clearing House of 0:00:19.720 --> 0:00:23.520 Hot takes break free for something special. The Fifth Hour 0:00:23.680 --> 0:00:29.360 with Ben Maller starts right now nine nine nine in 0:00:29.520 --> 0:00:36.800 the air every where, the podcast that does not Stop. 0:00:36.920 --> 0:00:41.519 A brand new addition of The Fifth Hour with Ben 0:00:41.640 --> 0:00:48.840 Maller and Danny g Radio. Because four hours a night 0:00:48.920 --> 0:00:51.400 during the week or not enough. Of course, Danny has 0:00:51.400 --> 0:00:53.200 his own show that he works on their The Coveno 0:00:53.240 --> 0:00:56.840 and Rich Show during the week. For him, no, you 0:00:56.840 --> 0:01:00.600 should have the Nervous Heart. Eight day is a week. 0:01:00.720 --> 0:01:04.560 This a spinoff of the Overnight Show, The Ben Malla 0:01:04.600 --> 0:01:07.480 Shall we thank you for supporting the program. Podcast numbers 0:01:07.480 --> 0:01:11.360 have been great, even during football season, all the distractions 0:01:11.400 --> 0:01:13.759 that we have Danny and we're back at it again 0:01:13.840 --> 0:01:18.640 here on this Saturday. After a interesting Benny versus The 0:01:18.640 --> 0:01:22.840 Penny on Friday, The Penny under the Weather, Dude, Penny 0:01:22.880 --> 0:01:26.480 and me both sick cannot play with them you know, 0:01:26.560 --> 0:01:30.440 we had a severe weather change here in southern California. 0:01:30.640 --> 0:01:34.960 We went from eighties six degrees and hot two fifty 0:01:35.040 --> 0:01:38.800 degrees and rainy, which for southern California, when it gets 0:01:38.800 --> 0:01:41.280 to fifty we put three layers of clothes on and 0:01:41.319 --> 0:01:44.759 freak out. Can't do it. You pull out the heating 0:01:44.800 --> 0:01:48.480 blankets and all that. Yeah, And the other thing is 0:01:48.800 --> 0:01:52.480 people start passing little flu like symptoms around in colds. 0:01:52.920 --> 0:01:55.440 As many vitamins as I pump into my body every 0:01:55.520 --> 0:01:58.360 day pre COVID, I would take a lot of vitamins. 0:01:58.840 --> 0:02:01.280 My body has been fighting something off the past couple 0:02:01.280 --> 0:02:04.440 of days. Got you all right, Well, we we commend 0:02:04.440 --> 0:02:08.560 you for being here. So you are putting your head down, 0:02:08.680 --> 0:02:12.360 and I am the MJ of the Fifth Hour. This 0:02:12.440 --> 0:02:16.560 is your food poisoning game. Is that with the Kobe 0:02:16.600 --> 0:02:20.040 Food Poisoning Game or whatever? Alright, so on on this 0:02:20.440 --> 0:02:23.880 edition to the fifth Hour, we've got flawed diamonds, garlic 0:02:24.120 --> 0:02:31.839 or bust canine, slammer and back scratcher. Back scratcher. So 0:02:32.080 --> 0:02:34.280 I will hold your hand. I'm gonna walk you through this, 0:02:34.880 --> 0:02:37.840 and we're gonna make this as enjoyable as possible. Not 0:02:37.960 --> 0:02:40.440 normally on Saturday. What we do here is the life 0:02:41.320 --> 0:02:43.600 of Mallard, the life of Danny G. We take you 0:02:43.639 --> 0:02:46.720 behind the microphone, behind the headsets, and what an exciting 0:02:46.760 --> 0:02:50.200 life we live. Big time radio people, network radio stars, 0:02:50.240 --> 0:02:54.880 living the dream and we we just have amazing lives, Danny. 0:02:54.919 --> 0:02:57.960 I mean, we're famous. Everywhere we go. People want our autographs, 0:02:57.960 --> 0:03:02.160 they give us free stuff, unless that doesn't actually happen, 0:03:02.200 --> 0:03:05.160 but you know we're here, we're living the dream. So, 0:03:06.160 --> 0:03:09.959 but some exciting news this week. You heard a little 0:03:10.000 --> 0:03:13.400 glimpse of it on the radio show, The Terrestrial Radio Show. 0:03:13.440 --> 0:03:15.760 I'm not sure if you were listening paying close attention, 0:03:15.800 --> 0:03:18.040 maybe you missed it. We do a lot of content 0:03:18.120 --> 0:03:21.280 every night. Sometimes things fall through the cracks and you 0:03:21.400 --> 0:03:23.720 miss stuff. So this is an opportunity to look back 0:03:23.720 --> 0:03:27.120 and give some new information. And if you if you 0:03:27.160 --> 0:03:29.240 don't know where I'm going with this, and maybe you don't, 0:03:29.720 --> 0:03:33.320 your wheels are turning, You're like, what's going on here? Uh? So? 0:03:33.520 --> 0:03:40.640 Yours truly has been quoted in a book. A published 0:03:41.320 --> 0:03:47.800 piece of literature has included me say what who goo? Yeah? 0:03:47.840 --> 0:03:52.520 I know who goes book? How dare you, Danny? How 0:03:52.640 --> 0:03:55.280 dare I you? Know that I am a respected member 0:03:55.280 --> 0:03:58.400 of the community unless I'm not. But I want to 0:03:58.440 --> 0:04:02.320 thank listener Harvey from New York. You probably heard Harvey's called, 0:04:02.360 --> 0:04:04.240 but maybe not. Harvey has been a big fan of 0:04:04.240 --> 0:04:06.600 the show. He just he's never called the show before. 0:04:06.640 --> 0:04:10.000 But Harvey called into the program to spill the tea 0:04:11.120 --> 0:04:15.480 if you will. Harvey has spent a lifetime as a teacher, 0:04:15.600 --> 0:04:19.400 working at his schools around New York. The world of academia. 0:04:20.200 --> 0:04:23.680 He is semi retired now and he has turned to 0:04:23.920 --> 0:04:29.560 writing books. And it turns out that our friend Harvey 0:04:29.960 --> 0:04:35.080 is an undercover member of the Mallard Militia. Talk about 0:04:35.200 --> 0:04:39.680 broadening your horizons. Yeah, so there's many reasons for that. 0:04:39.720 --> 0:04:42.839 We won't get into it here. He's a bit of insomniac, 0:04:42.880 --> 0:04:44.960 otherwise you wouldn't be listening. He lives on the East Coast. 0:04:45.440 --> 0:04:48.400 Harvey found our show when he was in Florida. He 0:04:48.400 --> 0:04:50.320 spent part of the year in Florida, like all true 0:04:50.320 --> 0:04:53.080 New Yorkers. Uh, and so we found our show and 0:04:53.120 --> 0:04:55.280 he continued to listen, got back to New York, kept 0:04:55.320 --> 0:04:59.800 listening and whatnot. And so to get to the point, 0:05:00.040 --> 0:05:04.400 he's the other day in the mail room, which we 0:05:04.440 --> 0:05:05.800 don't really have a mill room. We have like the 0:05:05.839 --> 0:05:08.840 pony expressed, Danny. It's just they it's an odd setup. 0:05:08.839 --> 0:05:12.360 Ever since they moved out of the building they were 0:05:12.360 --> 0:05:14.680 in the floor they were in, they just kind of 0:05:14.760 --> 0:05:18.240 throw the mail down on the table. Who's who thought 0:05:18.240 --> 0:05:19.599 that was a good idea? By the way, did anyone 0:05:19.720 --> 0:05:21.840 say that's a good idea, Danny? Did anyone sent out 0:05:21.839 --> 0:05:24.080 a memo saying that's that's good. Here, that's a good circle. 0:05:24.120 --> 0:05:26.520 We'll just throw the tables of circle. So we just 0:05:26.560 --> 0:05:29.120 strow the mail down. You know, I get there late, 0:05:29.200 --> 0:05:31.960 so I'm sure the mail comes out in the morning 0:05:32.160 --> 0:05:34.400 or the early afternoon. By the time I get there, 0:05:34.760 --> 0:05:37.279 it's all picked through and all that stuff. But it 0:05:37.360 --> 0:05:39.440 is a federal crime to steal milk anyway, get to 0:05:39.480 --> 0:05:41.200 the point. So the point is the other day I 0:05:41.200 --> 0:05:43.760 got a package in the mail, postmark from New York. 0:05:44.560 --> 0:05:46.600 I saw the name on it, and I was like, 0:05:46.680 --> 0:05:49.360 all right, we'll get around opening this. And I took 0:05:49.400 --> 0:05:53.640 the package back to the home studio and I opened 0:05:53.640 --> 0:05:55.720 it up, got the scissors out, opened the package up 0:05:55.760 --> 0:05:58.960 and there was a baseball book. So I was ill, 0:05:59.120 --> 0:06:00.560 you know, that's very nice, I said. I was like, 0:06:00.640 --> 0:06:03.080 did the publisher send this? What's this all? I don't 0:06:03.080 --> 0:06:06.560 remember asking for a baseball book. And then Harvey, the 0:06:06.600 --> 0:06:09.000 listener and the author of the book, he wrote a 0:06:09.080 --> 0:06:12.440 very nice note inside the book. He's explained that he 0:06:12.440 --> 0:06:14.080 had been a fan of the show for a while 0:06:14.279 --> 0:06:16.839 and and he included me in the book and he 0:06:16.880 --> 0:06:18.839 wanted me to you know, he told me what pages 0:06:18.880 --> 0:06:20.280 I'm on, and I'm on a few pages of the 0:06:20.320 --> 0:06:22.520 book and all that was very nice note about how 0:06:22.600 --> 0:06:25.520 much was he enjoys the show, and he mentioned he 0:06:25.600 --> 0:06:27.080 was a fan and all that, and so that was 0:06:27.120 --> 0:06:29.799 really cool. And he wanted me to have a copy 0:06:30.040 --> 0:06:32.640 of the book because I was in the book, and 0:06:32.640 --> 0:06:34.839 so I was very excited. I flipped the pages too. 0:06:34.880 --> 0:06:36.920 I think it was page to thirty eight or something 0:06:37.000 --> 0:06:41.080 like that, and I see the musings of things I 0:06:41.120 --> 0:06:45.800 had said late at night, at three thirty in the 0:06:45.880 --> 0:06:54.080 morning about the Stros and jose Al Boo Bay and 0:06:54.120 --> 0:06:59.000 all those other schmucks, and there it was written in 0:06:59.040 --> 0:07:01.240 this big and this is like one of those kind 0:07:01.279 --> 0:07:03.760 of books, Danny, that you put on a coffee table 0:07:03.880 --> 0:07:08.480 or something like that. It's a big, big, book. I 0:07:08.560 --> 0:07:11.480 saw your mail on the circle table. Yeah, you saw 0:07:11.560 --> 0:07:13.320 how big a book that is. And so I want 0:07:13.320 --> 0:07:18.640 to thank Harvey and that is some p one dedication. Now, 0:07:18.680 --> 0:07:21.560 one of my goals here, and this is one of 0:07:21.560 --> 0:07:24.880 the Bucketts things, is to get get this done here, 0:07:24.880 --> 0:07:26.320 to have my name in a book. I also like 0:07:26.400 --> 0:07:29.440 to write a book. Someday maybe that will happen. That'd 0:07:29.440 --> 0:07:31.640 be kind of cool to be part of a project 0:07:31.640 --> 0:07:33.400 where you write the book, which is actually have somebody 0:07:33.400 --> 0:07:35.040 else write the book, but then you just tell them 0:07:35.040 --> 0:07:37.440 what the right and then the other thing would be 0:07:37.480 --> 0:07:40.440 pretty pretty cool, pretty neat. Would be uh like to 0:07:40.560 --> 0:07:42.640 dabble in some TV stuff again, think that would be 0:07:42.680 --> 0:07:44.080 kind of cool. But you know what would be even 0:07:44.200 --> 0:07:47.280 even cooler. And I don't even know if they do 0:07:47.360 --> 0:07:50.160 this anymore in the movies. You know when they do 0:07:50.200 --> 0:07:54.200 those transition scenes, Danny and they back in the old days, 0:07:54.720 --> 0:07:58.640 they would transition and they'd show like somebody in bed 0:07:58.720 --> 0:08:01.040 in their apartment, and then to kind of set the 0:08:01.080 --> 0:08:03.200 scene on what the date is and what the time is, 0:08:03.560 --> 0:08:06.160 they'd have a radio and they'd have like a morning 0:08:06.200 --> 0:08:09.720 show or something or an evening show. Explain, here's the 0:08:09.840 --> 0:08:11.480 time and the weather, and you know, they give the 0:08:11.600 --> 0:08:16.120 date or something like that, like the classic movie groundhog Day. 0:08:17.400 --> 0:08:21.239 The same radio announcer. Yeah, my radio friend from Boston, 0:08:21.320 --> 0:08:23.920 Jerry Callahan, who does a podcast. We've had him on here. 0:08:24.000 --> 0:08:26.920 Jerry worked at w e I for years. But Jerry, 0:08:27.360 --> 0:08:29.480 he and the guy that he was working with at 0:08:29.520 --> 0:08:31.880 the time, some some fans of the show, of their 0:08:31.920 --> 0:08:36.040 show worked in Hollywood and they got to be in 0:08:36.080 --> 0:08:40.200 a motion picture as the clock radio guys. And I 0:08:40.240 --> 0:08:42.280 was like, that's pretty cool. You know, I'd like to 0:08:42.320 --> 0:08:44.240 do that something. But this is very nice of Harvey. 0:08:44.320 --> 0:08:46.520 Get back to the story. Please, get back to the point. 0:08:46.559 --> 0:08:49.480 So Harvey wrote this book and it's got the Mallard 0:08:49.520 --> 0:08:51.400 Sali approve. I haven't read the whole thing. It's a 0:08:51.400 --> 0:08:53.680 massive book, but I want to thank Harvey. It's he 0:08:53.679 --> 0:08:55.240 said it was a labor of love. He said he 0:08:55.320 --> 0:09:00.240 spent fourteen years painting different parts of this book book. 0:09:00.960 --> 0:09:04.600 I know Robbie the Mariner fan, Robbie the Mariner fan 0:09:04.679 --> 0:09:06.840 and some other people have been messaging me and emailing 0:09:06.880 --> 0:09:08.440 me saying, hey, I want to buy the book. How 0:09:08.440 --> 0:09:10.600 can I help out? I want to help so I'll 0:09:10.640 --> 0:09:13.240 explain right now. You're probably gonna have to go back 0:09:13.280 --> 0:09:14.959 and play this on the podcast a couple of times. 0:09:14.960 --> 0:09:18.880 But the book is available on Amazon the name of 0:09:18.960 --> 0:09:21.200 the book, and I get no money from this. I 0:09:21.280 --> 0:09:23.920 have no skin in the game other than my name 0:09:23.960 --> 0:09:26.439 is in the book. So I'm not telling you to 0:09:26.520 --> 0:09:28.319 support the show. You gotta buy this. But Harvey is 0:09:28.320 --> 0:09:29.679 a fan of the show, and it'd be great to 0:09:29.679 --> 0:09:32.320 show him some love and prove to him how many 0:09:32.360 --> 0:09:36.360 people there are the silent majority in the Mallard militia. 0:09:36.440 --> 0:09:41.760 So the book name is Baseball's Bastards, Flawed Diamonds of 0:09:41.800 --> 0:09:45.320 our National Pastime. All right, so let me repeat that. Now. 0:09:45.400 --> 0:09:47.520 Remember there was a documentary made a couple of years 0:09:47.559 --> 0:09:50.600 ago about baseball Bastards or something like that. This is 0:09:50.640 --> 0:09:52.640 not that. This is a different thing. This is a book. 0:09:53.240 --> 0:09:57.000 It's called Baseball's Bastards, Flawed Diamonds of our National Pastime. 0:09:57.520 --> 0:10:00.040 And this is this book is about those I'm do 0:10:00.160 --> 0:10:02.200 it right off Amazon here. This book is about those 0:10:02.200 --> 0:10:06.640 who have bastardized the game, violators of baseball's integrity right 0:10:06.679 --> 0:10:09.439 in our wheelhouse here, right in my wheelhouse, Danny uh 0:10:09.520 --> 0:10:15.240 says Pete Rose shoelas Joe Jackson, racist and bigots, Dixie Walker, 0:10:15.400 --> 0:10:20.280 John Rocker, Ben chapman enis slaughter the cheaters uh, and 0:10:20.280 --> 0:10:23.199 he says gay Lord Perry signs Steelers such as the 0:10:23.240 --> 0:10:27.280 Houston Astros, the nineteen fifty one New York Giants, and 0:10:27.320 --> 0:10:31.079 steroid users, the bad Sportsman. And it goes through a 0:10:31.400 --> 0:10:36.040 Rod and Joe Torrey and Roberto Alamar, violent players, Ducky 0:10:36.160 --> 0:10:40.840 Medwick and Ty Cobb, Billy Martin, the owners like George 0:10:40.840 --> 0:10:43.320 Steinbrenner and Charlie o' finley, and some of the great 0:10:43.400 --> 0:10:47.720 characters here talks about off the field bastards and Scott 0:10:47.760 --> 0:10:53.040 Boris has mentioned fans, fans that have interfered with baseball, 0:10:53.280 --> 0:10:56.800 Jeffrey Mayor, Steve Bartman. It mentions umpires, and he goes 0:10:56.800 --> 0:10:59.760 from everything. This guy spent fourteen years writing his book, 0:10:59.760 --> 0:11:02.679 So if you're a baseball person, I mean this guy. 0:11:02.800 --> 0:11:06.760 And he's very thorough in the way he went through 0:11:06.800 --> 0:11:09.040 this as you can imagine, spending over a decade. So 0:11:10.080 --> 0:11:13.280 thank you, Harvey. I'm honored that I'm I'm in the book, 0:11:13.320 --> 0:11:15.599 and i my part. One of the parts in the 0:11:15.640 --> 0:11:20.520 book there is I'm talking about the Astros. So how appropriate, 0:11:20.600 --> 0:11:23.280 Danny that I would be written about in a book 0:11:23.480 --> 0:11:29.440 talking about jose Albouve and the ass Stros. Immediately I 0:11:29.480 --> 0:11:33.599 thought it must be quotes of you just seeing the Astros, 0:11:33.640 --> 0:11:36.360 which I love. And I also have a John Rocker 0:11:36.440 --> 0:11:39.400 story that I don't know if I've told the Rocker 0:11:39.520 --> 0:11:42.040 story on the podcast or recently on the podcast, but 0:11:42.160 --> 0:11:45.320 years ago, when John Rocker was an unknown picture for 0:11:45.320 --> 0:11:49.079 the Atlanta Braves. I was covering the Dodgers at the time, 0:11:49.880 --> 0:11:51.840 and I'm a young guy. I'm a single guy. I'm 0:11:51.840 --> 0:11:53.800 out there all the time. I know everyone at Dodgers Stay. 0:11:53.800 --> 0:11:56.439 I know everyone's name, they all know me, and I'm 0:11:56.440 --> 0:11:58.440 out there doing my thing at Dodgers datum. This guy 0:11:58.480 --> 0:12:01.160 who I knew was like all time agent. He was 0:12:01.160 --> 0:12:04.200 like an assistant to another agent. And this guy would 0:12:04.200 --> 0:12:07.920 become a friend of mine, and it was like it 0:12:08.000 --> 0:12:11.400 was like a Friday night, Dodgers are playing the Braves 0:12:12.559 --> 0:12:15.040 and the guy's like, hey, yeah, why don't you come out. 0:12:15.080 --> 0:12:17.080 I'm gonna take some of the guys in the Braves 0:12:17.080 --> 0:12:18.880 out that are our clients, and We're gonna go out 0:12:18.880 --> 0:12:20.120 and have some drinks and go out and hit the 0:12:20.360 --> 0:12:24.360 hit the scene in Hollywood, and he's like, yeah, we'd 0:12:24.360 --> 0:12:26.480 love to have you join us and you can hang out. 0:12:26.520 --> 0:12:28.080 And he mentioned there were a couple of guys in 0:12:28.120 --> 0:12:29.680 the braves, but one of the guys that was gonna 0:12:29.720 --> 0:12:32.720 go was John rock I said, I couldn't go because 0:12:32.720 --> 0:12:34.120 I had to get up early. I had a morning 0:12:34.120 --> 0:12:35.719 show on Saturday that I had to do. I was 0:12:35.760 --> 0:12:38.960 doing like a seven to ten am morning show and 0:12:39.000 --> 0:12:41.720 the game was late, and these guys, you know, Danny, 0:12:41.760 --> 0:12:44.240 professional athletes do not go back to the hotel room 0:12:44.240 --> 0:12:48.199 at midnight. They're out until, you know, five, six, seven 0:12:48.200 --> 0:12:50.000 in the morning. And I'm like, I can't. I can't 0:12:50.040 --> 0:12:51.520 do it. So I was like I can't. You know, 0:12:51.559 --> 0:12:54.240 I wish I could, But at the time I didn't 0:12:54.280 --> 0:12:56.400 even think about it because I was like, I don't 0:12:56.440 --> 0:12:58.120 know who that guy is. He was a nold body. 0:12:59.040 --> 0:13:01.679 And then a couple of months later, this story came 0:13:01.679 --> 0:13:05.680 out in Sports Illustrated where John Rocker just totally ripped 0:13:05.679 --> 0:13:09.160 the ship out of New York and Mets fans and 0:13:09.760 --> 0:13:14.200 said all this like inflammatory crap about the seven train 0:13:14.400 --> 0:13:20.120 from Shay Stadium oras on the subway. Yeah, it was 0:13:20.160 --> 0:13:22.920 like talking he was attacking gay people and foreigners and 0:13:22.920 --> 0:13:26.080 all this. It was like wild and and it was 0:13:26.960 --> 0:13:29.520 it was nuts. So and then it's like I flashed back. 0:13:29.600 --> 0:13:31.320 You ever had that, you have that epiphany, like, wait 0:13:31.360 --> 0:13:34.800 a minute, that's the guy that I you know, I 0:13:34.800 --> 0:13:36.520 didn't really know him, but I could have gone and 0:13:36.600 --> 0:13:38.440 hung out with him, been partying with him or whatever, 0:13:38.440 --> 0:13:42.040 and I didn't do it. And the funny the other 0:13:42.080 --> 0:13:46.480 funny part about that story, and may he rest in peace, 0:13:46.520 --> 0:13:49.720 Bobby Bowden. But we had Bobby Bowden, who at the 0:13:49.800 --> 0:13:53.439 time was a big freaking deal for Florida State for 0:13:53.480 --> 0:13:57.760 the seminars. So we had Bowden on the radio and 0:13:57.800 --> 0:13:59.720 at this time Danny, but there was no Twitter, there 0:13:59.760 --> 0:14:03.760 was no social media. We had a sports wire. That's 0:14:03.800 --> 0:14:06.240 how we got the story. And the story came across 0:14:06.280 --> 0:14:12.000 the sports wire that you know, bulletin bulletin sports illustrated story. 0:14:12.720 --> 0:14:14.599 Jeff Perlman, I think was the guy's name, and he 0:14:14.600 --> 0:14:16.880 wrote the story about John Rocker and all these quotes, 0:14:16.920 --> 0:14:19.720 and the Braves of course issued a statement and it 0:14:19.840 --> 0:14:21.840 was like a big deal at the time, but it 0:14:21.880 --> 0:14:23.160 wasn't as big a deal as it would have been 0:14:23.200 --> 0:14:26.200 now because there was no roller coaster of social media. Anyway, 0:14:26.400 --> 0:14:29.880 we had Bobby Bowden on and our boss is like, well, 0:14:29.960 --> 0:14:32.160 you know, he always said, whatever is going on in sports, 0:14:32.200 --> 0:14:35.360 just ask your guests, um, and so we asked Bobby 0:14:35.400 --> 0:14:41.080 Bowden what he thought of John Rocker's quotes, and Bowden 0:14:41.320 --> 0:14:44.400 in this thick Southern accent, we we read all the 0:14:44.480 --> 0:14:48.040 quotes from Rocker. And remember this is the nineties. It 0:14:48.200 --> 0:14:51.640 was like probably nineties seven something like that. I don't know, 0:14:51.760 --> 0:14:55.880 maybe but a long time ago. And Bowden starts cracking up. 0:14:56.400 --> 0:15:00.600 He said that Boys in Trouble was it was larryous. 0:15:01.440 --> 0:15:03.920 It was. It was so funny. But but anyway, there 0:15:03.960 --> 0:15:08.040 it is so thank you our Fred Harvey. There flawed diamonds. 0:15:08.920 --> 0:15:11.160 If you have a diamond, you probably should just get 0:15:11.200 --> 0:15:14.000 some garlic. Danny's what you should do. Right. Yeah. By 0:15:14.040 --> 0:15:17.680 the way, I just found his book on Amazon right now. Uh, 0:15:18.640 --> 0:15:21.840 it looks like a picture holding two baseballs. They're on 0:15:21.880 --> 0:15:24.240 the front. Very cool. We're all gonna have to order 0:15:24.280 --> 0:15:26.640 a copy of that book. Ben. And when I see 0:15:26.680 --> 0:15:30.160 your name, I'm gonna get my highlighter out, walk around 0:15:30.600 --> 0:15:33.600 and tell people I know this guy. Well, of course 0:15:33.600 --> 0:15:36.240 you would if you want an autograph for a nominal fee, 0:15:36.280 --> 0:15:38.120 you can go on my only Fans account. Maybe I 0:15:38.120 --> 0:15:40.160 will sign an autograph for you, but yeah, I will 0:15:40.200 --> 0:15:44.480 only charge you five dollars exactly. I'll give you my 0:15:44.560 --> 0:15:47.800 moonshine recipe and how to make the perfect garlic pie. 0:15:48.280 --> 0:15:54.960 That's what I'll do amazing, you know, Ben, I'm probably 0:15:55.000 --> 0:15:58.200 gonna go get some garlic today. And this is a 0:15:58.280 --> 0:16:02.640 drastic measure because I like the flavor of garlic, but 0:16:02.760 --> 0:16:05.720 I do not like the texture. I've never put a 0:16:05.760 --> 0:16:08.800 cloth in my mouth the way you have. I've seen 0:16:08.880 --> 0:16:12.000 you do it. I remember a few years back you 0:16:12.400 --> 0:16:15.360 shoving one in your mouth live in the studio during 0:16:15.400 --> 0:16:22.400 a commercial break and all of us grossed out, like nasty. 0:16:22.960 --> 0:16:26.920 You swear by it. But look, it's crunch time, Ben. 0:16:27.520 --> 0:16:30.200 You know that next week, in the middle of the week, 0:16:30.320 --> 0:16:33.680 I leave for Hawaii. This is a big time And 0:16:33.680 --> 0:16:37.040 and congratulations, Danny. We're gonna miss you on the podcast 0:16:37.040 --> 0:16:39.040 for a few weeks. But I'm so happy for you, 0:16:39.360 --> 0:16:41.680 and I think this is this is great. We gotta 0:16:41.680 --> 0:16:43.800 get you healthy, though you don't want to be be sick. 0:16:44.320 --> 0:16:47.000 Everyone you're traveling party gets sick and you don't want 0:16:47.040 --> 0:16:50.000 your your your bride to be to be sick. That 0:16:50.000 --> 0:16:52.680 would be a nightmare. So you gotta do the garlic. 0:16:52.920 --> 0:16:58.840 You're gonna do it. I'm contemplating it yesterday. I was 0:16:58.920 --> 0:17:02.440 thinking to myself, I like, man, it's a drastic measure, 0:17:02.480 --> 0:17:05.280 but maybe I should go to the store get a guard. 0:17:05.359 --> 0:17:07.600 It's a garlic clove. Is that that's what it is. 0:17:07.680 --> 0:17:10.879 I've but you get ahead of garlic. But let me 0:17:10.960 --> 0:17:12.600 let me explain. Now there's a couple of ways to 0:17:12.600 --> 0:17:14.840 do this. Okay, this is the Mallard guard therapy. Now 0:17:14.840 --> 0:17:17.199 I should point out as disclaimer, I am not a doctor. 0:17:17.760 --> 0:17:22.240 I'm a doctor. I heard this from an old radio 0:17:22.320 --> 0:17:25.000 friend and old DJ years ago, and I have done 0:17:25.000 --> 0:17:28.000 it now. It's mainly what I did for laryngitis, but 0:17:28.400 --> 0:17:33.000 it also works for the flu. And the coal garlic 0:17:33.440 --> 0:17:37.679 is like it's nature's antibiotic, is what it is. It's 0:17:37.520 --> 0:17:39.600 it's insane, the powers of garlic. And back in the 0:17:39.600 --> 0:17:43.400 old country they would use garlic his medicine and it 0:17:43.440 --> 0:17:46.200 was gets sick, you take garlic or whatever. So there's 0:17:46.200 --> 0:17:48.200 two ways to do it. Now, if you have a sore, 0:17:48.440 --> 0:17:50.720 do you have a sore throat or your symptoms. No 0:17:50.920 --> 0:17:56.760 sore throat, so just a headache and a stuff he knows, alright, 0:17:56.800 --> 0:18:00.879 So what I would do. You're probably gonna the one 0:18:01.119 --> 0:18:06.720 raw garlic clove. Now this is no joke, Danny, okay. 0:18:07.000 --> 0:18:10.119 And and the way, if you really want to attack 0:18:10.200 --> 0:18:13.480 this thing, and I don't know that you'll be able 0:18:13.480 --> 0:18:15.000 to pull it off, because it's even tough for me. 0:18:15.040 --> 0:18:17.040 And I like garlic a lot, and I don't mind 0:18:17.119 --> 0:18:20.000 it and all that, but the burning sensation is insane. 0:18:20.720 --> 0:18:28.200 It's it's like they taste like Bernie. Yeah, it's really terrible. 0:18:28.400 --> 0:18:31.399 So like that time I went to the doctor first shot, 0:18:32.440 --> 0:18:35.800 Yeah exactly. But so you take one or two clothes 0:18:35.800 --> 0:18:39.000 of garlic whatever you can handle there on an empty stomach, 0:18:39.800 --> 0:18:41.800 so you don't want to have a full stomach here. 0:18:42.760 --> 0:18:45.800 You will feel like you are about to go to 0:18:46.480 --> 0:18:51.640 Dante's inferno. Uh. It is going to be unbelievably horrible 0:18:51.880 --> 0:18:58.040 for roughly ten minutes of your life. But that garlic, 0:18:58.440 --> 0:19:02.680 once it gets into your ally, will attack the illness 0:19:03.040 --> 0:19:08.880 and within within like two days, and probably even sooner 0:19:08.920 --> 0:19:13.000 than that, you'll start feeling much much much better. And 0:19:13.000 --> 0:19:15.159 now there's some people that will eat a little bit 0:19:15.200 --> 0:19:18.119 of garlic every few hours, but I I don't go 0:19:18.200 --> 0:19:21.919 that direction, usually on an empty stomach. I'm a faster anyway, 0:19:22.080 --> 0:19:26.000 and I'll eat a clove or two, usually one clove, 0:19:26.280 --> 0:19:29.760 and then let the garlic work. It's magic. Now, when 0:19:29.760 --> 0:19:31.840 I have laryngitis or my voice is going out a 0:19:31.880 --> 0:19:34.679 little bit, I'll use I'll use garlic as like a 0:19:34.760 --> 0:19:37.680 Jolly Roger. You could try that. That might work because 0:19:37.680 --> 0:19:40.080 you're getting the garlic juices. I usually do that right 0:19:40.119 --> 0:19:43.480 before bed, and then I let that work as I'm 0:19:43.520 --> 0:19:47.080 sleeping and all that, and then it in theory, it 0:19:47.160 --> 0:19:52.000 attacks the pungent powers of garlic, attack the infection wall 0:19:52.920 --> 0:19:56.639 while you sleep, and hopefully you're you're as soon to 0:19:56.680 --> 0:19:59.160 be wife there does not mind the smell of intense 0:19:59.240 --> 0:20:04.520 garlic you get away from me. And the the other 0:20:04.560 --> 0:20:06.960 problem with that, if you suck on the garlic like 0:20:07.000 --> 0:20:10.720 it's a Jolly Roger candy, your gums will get burned. Danny, 0:20:11.400 --> 0:20:13.520 Maybe you can suck on it and that'll make it better. 0:20:14.560 --> 0:20:19.520 Oh boy. Yeah, somehow, for some reason, I feel like 0:20:19.560 --> 0:20:23.160 I'm taking medical advice from Doc Mike right now. Well 0:20:23.160 --> 0:20:25.919 that's well, yeah, I'm an overnight radio guy on a 0:20:26.000 --> 0:20:29.119 podcast give me advice. I'm just saying it's worked for me. 0:20:29.720 --> 0:20:32.639 Don't You should never take medical advice from someone on 0:20:32.680 --> 0:20:35.280 the radio who's not a doctor and all that stuff. 0:20:35.320 --> 0:20:37.879 But if you're if you're desperate, desperate times, call for 0:20:37.920 --> 0:20:40.520 desperate measures. You're not gonna die from this or unless 0:20:40.520 --> 0:20:43.280 you choke on the garlic. Uh so, just be careful 0:20:44.119 --> 0:20:47.600 and uh, you know, they've they've found studies have found 0:20:47.640 --> 0:20:52.879 that the garlic does act as a natural antibiotic against 0:20:53.800 --> 0:20:58.280 against illness. I'm going to decapitate a goat. You know, 0:20:58.960 --> 0:21:01.359 good luck. I'll give you an update. I'll tell you 0:21:01.359 --> 0:21:04.600 how it works next week. Getting on the Big Bird. Huh, 0:21:04.680 --> 0:21:10.000 that's cool. Hawaii is I think there's two hours behind 0:21:10.359 --> 0:21:13.520 California time now, I believe. I think so. I believe 0:21:13.600 --> 0:21:16.679 so after the time change. Yeah, And it was eighty 0:21:16.760 --> 0:21:20.879 degrees there yesterday. That's awesome. Yeah, I think it's pretty 0:21:20.960 --> 0:21:24.359 much eighty degrees every day there, I think, right, I mean, 0:21:24.359 --> 0:21:26.040 I don't, I don't know. I mean every time I've 0:21:26.040 --> 0:21:27.960 been there, like I go to Kawaii, I've been in 0:21:27.960 --> 0:21:30.879 a few years. But we actually had looked at the 0:21:30.920 --> 0:21:34.879 extended forecast. It showed the first few days that we 0:21:34.920 --> 0:21:41.479 would be there raining non stop. Good luck man with that. 0:21:41.520 --> 0:21:43.919 And you gotta get up early, to Danny, to enjoy Hawaii, right, 0:21:43.920 --> 0:21:45.879 you gotta get up early because they that place shuts 0:21:45.960 --> 0:21:50.320 down after dark. It's there's nothing going on there. Now Honolulu, 0:21:50.760 --> 0:21:54.200 there is stuff going on. There is a very unglamorous 0:21:54.280 --> 0:21:56.200 part of the whole of Honolulu where there's a lot 0:21:56.280 --> 0:22:00.560 of a lot of drugs and prostitute shian and it's 0:22:00.560 --> 0:22:04.240 pretty crazy over there. But anyway, that's that's where I'm 0:22:04.240 --> 0:22:09.159 going to honeymoon take away. We're getting married, and that 0:22:09.600 --> 0:22:11.760 we're going to see the drugs horse. That's what we're 0:22:11.760 --> 0:22:14.560 doing right now here we go a bunch of hookers, 0:22:16.560 --> 0:22:20.359 all right. Next up we have the Canine Slammer. So 0:22:20.400 --> 0:22:23.480