1 00:00:00,800 --> 00:00:05,440 Speaker 1: Ka Boom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes 2 00:00:05,480 --> 00:00:09,240 Speaker 1: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 3 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:12,560 Speaker 1: of the Old Republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He 4 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:15,560 Speaker 1: treats crackheads in the Ghetto Cutter the same as the 5 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:19,680 Speaker 1: rich pill poppers in the penthouse. The clearing House of 6 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:23,520 Speaker 1: Hot takes break free for something special. The Fifth Hour 7 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:29,360 Speaker 1: with Ben Maller starts right now nine nine nine in 8 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:36,800 Speaker 1: the air every where, the podcast that does not Stop. 9 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:41,519 Speaker 1: A brand new addition of The Fifth Hour with Ben 10 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:48,840 Speaker 1: Maller and Danny g Radio. Because four hours a night 11 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:51,400 Speaker 1: during the week or not enough. Of course, Danny has 12 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:53,200 Speaker 1: his own show that he works on their The Coveno 13 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:56,840 Speaker 1: and Rich Show during the week. For him, no, you 14 00:00:56,840 --> 00:01:00,600 Speaker 1: should have the Nervous Heart. Eight day is a week. 15 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:04,560 Speaker 1: This a spinoff of the Overnight Show, The Ben Malla 16 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:07,480 Speaker 1: Shall we thank you for supporting the program. Podcast numbers 17 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:11,360 Speaker 1: have been great, even during football season, all the distractions 18 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:13,759 Speaker 1: that we have Danny and we're back at it again 19 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:18,640 Speaker 1: here on this Saturday. After a interesting Benny versus The 20 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:22,840 Speaker 1: Penny on Friday, The Penny under the Weather, Dude, Penny 21 00:01:22,880 --> 00:01:26,480 Speaker 1: and me both sick cannot play with them you know, 22 00:01:26,560 --> 00:01:30,440 Speaker 1: we had a severe weather change here in southern California. 23 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:34,960 Speaker 1: We went from eighties six degrees and hot two fifty 24 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:38,800 Speaker 1: degrees and rainy, which for southern California, when it gets 25 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:41,280 Speaker 1: to fifty we put three layers of clothes on and 26 00:01:41,319 --> 00:01:44,759 Speaker 1: freak out. Can't do it. You pull out the heating 27 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:48,480 Speaker 1: blankets and all that. Yeah, And the other thing is 28 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:52,480 Speaker 1: people start passing little flu like symptoms around in colds. 29 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:55,440 Speaker 1: As many vitamins as I pump into my body every 30 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:58,360 Speaker 1: day pre COVID, I would take a lot of vitamins. 31 00:01:58,840 --> 00:02:01,280 Speaker 1: My body has been fighting something off the past couple 32 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:04,440 Speaker 1: of days. Got you all right, Well, we we commend 33 00:02:04,440 --> 00:02:08,560 Speaker 1: you for being here. So you are putting your head down, 34 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:12,360 Speaker 1: and I am the MJ of the Fifth Hour. This 35 00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:16,560 Speaker 1: is your food poisoning game. Is that with the Kobe 36 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:20,040 Speaker 1: Food Poisoning Game or whatever? Alright, so on on this 37 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:23,880 Speaker 1: edition to the fifth Hour, we've got flawed diamonds, garlic 38 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:31,839 Speaker 1: or bust canine, slammer and back scratcher. Back scratcher. So 39 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:34,280 Speaker 1: I will hold your hand. I'm gonna walk you through this, 40 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:37,840 Speaker 1: and we're gonna make this as enjoyable as possible. Not 41 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:40,440 Speaker 1: normally on Saturday. What we do here is the life 42 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:43,600 Speaker 1: of Mallard, the life of Danny G. We take you 43 00:02:43,639 --> 00:02:46,720 Speaker 1: behind the microphone, behind the headsets, and what an exciting 44 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:50,200 Speaker 1: life we live. Big time radio people, network radio stars, 45 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:54,880 Speaker 1: living the dream and we we just have amazing lives, Danny. 46 00:02:54,919 --> 00:02:57,960 Speaker 1: I mean, we're famous. Everywhere we go. People want our autographs, 47 00:02:57,960 --> 00:03:02,160 Speaker 1: they give us free stuff, unless that doesn't actually happen, 48 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:05,160 Speaker 1: but you know we're here, we're living the dream. So, 49 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:09,959 Speaker 1: but some exciting news this week. You heard a little 50 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:13,400 Speaker 1: glimpse of it on the radio show, The Terrestrial Radio Show. 51 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:15,760 Speaker 1: I'm not sure if you were listening paying close attention, 52 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:18,040 Speaker 1: maybe you missed it. We do a lot of content 53 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:21,280 Speaker 1: every night. Sometimes things fall through the cracks and you 54 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:23,720 Speaker 1: miss stuff. So this is an opportunity to look back 55 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:27,120 Speaker 1: and give some new information. And if you if you 56 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:29,240 Speaker 1: don't know where I'm going with this, and maybe you don't, 57 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:33,320 Speaker 1: your wheels are turning, You're like, what's going on here? Uh? So? 58 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:40,640 Speaker 1: Yours truly has been quoted in a book. A published 59 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:47,800 Speaker 1: piece of literature has included me say what who goo? Yeah? 60 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:52,520 Speaker 1: I know who goes book? How dare you, Danny? How 61 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:55,280 Speaker 1: dare I you? Know that I am a respected member 62 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:58,400 Speaker 1: of the community unless I'm not. But I want to 63 00:03:58,440 --> 00:04:02,320 Speaker 1: thank listener Harvey from New York. You probably heard Harvey's called, 64 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:04,240 Speaker 1: but maybe not. Harvey has been a big fan of 65 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:06,600 Speaker 1: the show. He just he's never called the show before. 66 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:10,000 Speaker 1: But Harvey called into the program to spill the tea 67 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:15,480 Speaker 1: if you will. Harvey has spent a lifetime as a teacher, 68 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:19,400 Speaker 1: working at his schools around New York. The world of academia. 69 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:23,680 Speaker 1: He is semi retired now and he has turned to 70 00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:29,560 Speaker 1: writing books. And it turns out that our friend Harvey 71 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:35,080 Speaker 1: is an undercover member of the Mallard Militia. Talk about 72 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:39,680 Speaker 1: broadening your horizons. Yeah, so there's many reasons for that. 73 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:42,839 Speaker 1: We won't get into it here. He's a bit of insomniac, 74 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:44,960 Speaker 1: otherwise you wouldn't be listening. He lives on the East Coast. 75 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:48,400 Speaker 1: Harvey found our show when he was in Florida. He 76 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:50,320 Speaker 1: spent part of the year in Florida, like all true 77 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:53,080 Speaker 1: New Yorkers. Uh, and so we found our show and 78 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:55,280 Speaker 1: he continued to listen, got back to New York, kept 79 00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:59,800 Speaker 1: listening and whatnot. And so to get to the point, 80 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:04,400 Speaker 1: he's the other day in the mail room, which we 81 00:05:04,440 --> 00:05:05,800 Speaker 1: don't really have a mill room. We have like the 82 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:08,840 Speaker 1: pony expressed, Danny. It's just they it's an odd setup. 83 00:05:08,839 --> 00:05:12,360 Speaker 1: Ever since they moved out of the building they were 84 00:05:12,360 --> 00:05:14,680 Speaker 1: in the floor they were in, they just kind of 85 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:18,240 Speaker 1: throw the mail down on the table. Who's who thought 86 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:19,599 Speaker 1: that was a good idea? By the way, did anyone 87 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:21,840 Speaker 1: say that's a good idea, Danny? Did anyone sent out 88 00:05:21,839 --> 00:05:24,080 Speaker 1: a memo saying that's that's good. Here, that's a good circle. 89 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:26,520 Speaker 1: We'll just throw the tables of circle. So we just 90 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:29,120 Speaker 1: strow the mail down. You know, I get there late, 91 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:31,960 Speaker 1: so I'm sure the mail comes out in the morning 92 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:34,400 Speaker 1: or the early afternoon. By the time I get there, 93 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:37,279 Speaker 1: it's all picked through and all that stuff. But it 94 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:39,440 Speaker 1: is a federal crime to steal milk anyway, get to 95 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:41,200 Speaker 1: the point. So the point is the other day I 96 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:43,760 Speaker 1: got a package in the mail, postmark from New York. 97 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:46,600 Speaker 1: I saw the name on it, and I was like, 98 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:49,360 Speaker 1: all right, we'll get around opening this. And I took 99 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:53,640 Speaker 1: the package back to the home studio and I opened 100 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:55,720 Speaker 1: it up, got the scissors out, opened the package up 101 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:58,960 Speaker 1: and there was a baseball book. So I was ill, 102 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:00,560 Speaker 1: you know, that's very nice, I said. I was like, 103 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:03,080 Speaker 1: did the publisher send this? What's this all? I don't 104 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:06,560 Speaker 1: remember asking for a baseball book. And then Harvey, the 105 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:09,000 Speaker 1: listener and the author of the book, he wrote a 106 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:12,440 Speaker 1: very nice note inside the book. He's explained that he 107 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:14,080 Speaker 1: had been a fan of the show for a while 108 00:06:14,279 --> 00:06:16,839 Speaker 1: and and he included me in the book and he 109 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:18,839 Speaker 1: wanted me to you know, he told me what pages 110 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:20,280 Speaker 1: I'm on, and I'm on a few pages of the 111 00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:22,520 Speaker 1: book and all that was very nice note about how 112 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:25,520 Speaker 1: much was he enjoys the show, and he mentioned he 113 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:27,080 Speaker 1: was a fan and all that, and so that was 114 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:29,799 Speaker 1: really cool. And he wanted me to have a copy 115 00:06:30,040 --> 00:06:32,640 Speaker 1: of the book because I was in the book, and 116 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:34,839 Speaker 1: so I was very excited. I flipped the pages too. 117 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:36,920 Speaker 1: I think it was page to thirty eight or something 118 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:41,080 Speaker 1: like that, and I see the musings of things I 119 00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:45,800 Speaker 1: had said late at night, at three thirty in the 120 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:54,080 Speaker 1: morning about the Stros and jose Al Boo Bay and 121 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:59,000 Speaker 1: all those other schmucks, and there it was written in 122 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:01,240 Speaker 1: this big and this is like one of those kind 123 00:07:01,279 --> 00:07:03,760 Speaker 1: of books, Danny, that you put on a coffee table 124 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:08,480 Speaker 1: or something like that. It's a big, big, book. I 125 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:11,480 Speaker 1: saw your mail on the circle table. Yeah, you saw 126 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:13,320 Speaker 1: how big a book that is. And so I want 127 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:18,640 Speaker 1: to thank Harvey and that is some p one dedication. Now, 128 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:21,560 Speaker 1: one of my goals here, and this is one of 129 00:07:21,560 --> 00:07:24,880 Speaker 1: the Bucketts things, is to get get this done here, 130 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:26,320 Speaker 1: to have my name in a book. I also like 131 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:29,440 Speaker 1: to write a book. Someday maybe that will happen. That'd 132 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:31,640 Speaker 1: be kind of cool to be part of a project 133 00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:33,400 Speaker 1: where you write the book, which is actually have somebody 134 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:35,040 Speaker 1: else write the book, but then you just tell them 135 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:37,440 Speaker 1: what the right and then the other thing would be 136 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:40,440 Speaker 1: pretty pretty cool, pretty neat. Would be uh like to 137 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:42,640 Speaker 1: dabble in some TV stuff again, think that would be 138 00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:44,080 Speaker 1: kind of cool. But you know what would be even 139 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:47,280 Speaker 1: even cooler. And I don't even know if they do 140 00:07:47,360 --> 00:07:50,160 Speaker 1: this anymore in the movies. You know when they do 141 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:54,200 Speaker 1: those transition scenes, Danny and they back in the old days, 142 00:07:54,720 --> 00:07:58,640 Speaker 1: they would transition and they'd show like somebody in bed 143 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:01,040 Speaker 1: in their apartment, and then to kind of set the 144 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:03,200 Speaker 1: scene on what the date is and what the time is, 145 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:06,160 Speaker 1: they'd have a radio and they'd have like a morning 146 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:09,720 Speaker 1: show or something or an evening show. Explain, here's the 147 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:11,480 Speaker 1: time and the weather, and you know, they give the 148 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:16,120 Speaker 1: date or something like that, like the classic movie groundhog Day. 149 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:21,239 Speaker 1: The same radio announcer. Yeah, my radio friend from Boston, 150 00:08:21,320 --> 00:08:23,920 Speaker 1: Jerry Callahan, who does a podcast. We've had him on here. 151 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,920 Speaker 1: Jerry worked at w e I for years. But Jerry, 152 00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:29,480 Speaker 1: he and the guy that he was working with at 153 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:31,880 Speaker 1: the time, some some fans of the show, of their 154 00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:36,040 Speaker 1: show worked in Hollywood and they got to be in 155 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:40,200 Speaker 1: a motion picture as the clock radio guys. And I 156 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:42,280 Speaker 1: was like, that's pretty cool. You know, I'd like to 157 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:44,240 Speaker 1: do that something. But this is very nice of Harvey. 158 00:08:44,320 --> 00:08:46,520 Speaker 1: Get back to the story. Please, get back to the point. 159 00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:49,480 Speaker 1: So Harvey wrote this book and it's got the Mallard 160 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:51,400 Speaker 1: Sali approve. I haven't read the whole thing. It's a 161 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:53,680 Speaker 1: massive book, but I want to thank Harvey. It's he 162 00:08:53,679 --> 00:08:55,240 Speaker 1: said it was a labor of love. He said he 163 00:08:55,320 --> 00:09:00,240 Speaker 1: spent fourteen years painting different parts of this book book. 164 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:04,600 Speaker 1: I know Robbie the Mariner fan, Robbie the Mariner fan 165 00:09:04,679 --> 00:09:06,840 Speaker 1: and some other people have been messaging me and emailing 166 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,440 Speaker 1: me saying, hey, I want to buy the book. How 167 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:10,600 Speaker 1: can I help out? I want to help so I'll 168 00:09:10,640 --> 00:09:13,240 Speaker 1: explain right now. You're probably gonna have to go back 169 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:14,959 Speaker 1: and play this on the podcast a couple of times. 170 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:18,880 Speaker 1: But the book is available on Amazon the name of 171 00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:21,200 Speaker 1: the book, and I get no money from this. I 172 00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:23,920 Speaker 1: have no skin in the game other than my name 173 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:26,439 Speaker 1: is in the book. So I'm not telling you to 174 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:28,319 Speaker 1: support the show. You gotta buy this. But Harvey is 175 00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:29,679 Speaker 1: a fan of the show, and it'd be great to 176 00:09:29,679 --> 00:09:32,320 Speaker 1: show him some love and prove to him how many 177 00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:36,360 Speaker 1: people there are the silent majority in the Mallard militia. 178 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:41,760 Speaker 1: So the book name is Baseball's Bastards, Flawed Diamonds of 179 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:45,320 Speaker 1: our National Pastime. All right, so let me repeat that. Now. 180 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:47,520 Speaker 1: Remember there was a documentary made a couple of years 181 00:09:47,559 --> 00:09:50,600 Speaker 1: ago about baseball Bastards or something like that. This is 182 00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:52,640 Speaker 1: not that. This is a different thing. This is a book. 183 00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:57,000 Speaker 1: It's called Baseball's Bastards, Flawed Diamonds of our National Pastime. 184 00:09:57,520 --> 00:10:00,040 Speaker 1: And this is this book is about those I'm do 185 00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:02,200 Speaker 1: it right off Amazon here. This book is about those 186 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:06,640 Speaker 1: who have bastardized the game, violators of baseball's integrity right 187 00:10:06,679 --> 00:10:09,439 Speaker 1: in our wheelhouse here, right in my wheelhouse, Danny uh 188 00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:15,240 Speaker 1: says Pete Rose shoelas Joe Jackson, racist and bigots, Dixie Walker, 189 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:20,280 Speaker 1: John Rocker, Ben chapman enis slaughter the cheaters uh, and 190 00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:23,199 Speaker 1: he says gay Lord Perry signs Steelers such as the 191 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:27,280 Speaker 1: Houston Astros, the nineteen fifty one New York Giants, and 192 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:31,079 Speaker 1: steroid users, the bad Sportsman. And it goes through a 193 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:36,040 Speaker 1: Rod and Joe Torrey and Roberto Alamar, violent players, Ducky 194 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:40,840 Speaker 1: Medwick and Ty Cobb, Billy Martin, the owners like George 195 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:43,320 Speaker 1: Steinbrenner and Charlie o' finley, and some of the great 196 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:47,720 Speaker 1: characters here talks about off the field bastards and Scott 197 00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:53,040 Speaker 1: Boris has mentioned fans, fans that have interfered with baseball, 198 00:10:53,280 --> 00:10:56,800 Speaker 1: Jeffrey Mayor, Steve Bartman. It mentions umpires, and he goes 199 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:59,760 Speaker 1: from everything. This guy spent fourteen years writing his book, 200 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:02,679 Speaker 1: So if you're a baseball person, I mean this guy. 201 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:06,760 Speaker 1: And he's very thorough in the way he went through 202 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:09,040 Speaker 1: this as you can imagine, spending over a decade. So 203 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:13,280 Speaker 1: thank you, Harvey. I'm honored that I'm I'm in the book, 204 00:11:13,320 --> 00:11:15,599 Speaker 1: and i my part. One of the parts in the 205 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:20,520 Speaker 1: book there is I'm talking about the Astros. So how appropriate, 206 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:23,280 Speaker 1: Danny that I would be written about in a book 207 00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:29,440 Speaker 1: talking about jose Albouve and the ass Stros. Immediately I 208 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:33,599 Speaker 1: thought it must be quotes of you just seeing the Astros, 209 00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:36,360 Speaker 1: which I love. And I also have a John Rocker 210 00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:39,400 Speaker 1: story that I don't know if I've told the Rocker 211 00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:42,040 Speaker 1: story on the podcast or recently on the podcast, but 212 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:45,320 Speaker 1: years ago, when John Rocker was an unknown picture for 213 00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:49,079 Speaker 1: the Atlanta Braves. I was covering the Dodgers at the time, 214 00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:51,840 Speaker 1: and I'm a young guy. I'm a single guy. I'm 215 00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:53,800 Speaker 1: out there all the time. I know everyone at Dodgers Stay. 216 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:56,439 Speaker 1: I know everyone's name, they all know me, and I'm 217 00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:58,440 Speaker 1: out there doing my thing at Dodgers datum. This guy 218 00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:01,160 Speaker 1: who I knew was like all time agent. He was 219 00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:04,200 Speaker 1: like an assistant to another agent. And this guy would 220 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:07,920 Speaker 1: become a friend of mine, and it was like it 221 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:11,400 Speaker 1: was like a Friday night, Dodgers are playing the Braves 222 00:12:12,559 --> 00:12:15,040 Speaker 1: and the guy's like, hey, yeah, why don't you come out. 223 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:17,080 Speaker 1: I'm gonna take some of the guys in the Braves 224 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:18,880 Speaker 1: out that are our clients, and We're gonna go out 225 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:20,120 Speaker 1: and have some drinks and go out and hit the 226 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:24,360 Speaker 1: hit the scene in Hollywood, and he's like, yeah, we'd 227 00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:26,480 Speaker 1: love to have you join us and you can hang out. 228 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:28,080 Speaker 1: And he mentioned there were a couple of guys in 229 00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:29,680 Speaker 1: the braves, but one of the guys that was gonna 230 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:32,720 Speaker 1: go was John rock I said, I couldn't go because 231 00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:34,120 Speaker 1: I had to get up early. I had a morning 232 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:35,719 Speaker 1: show on Saturday that I had to do. I was 233 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:38,960 Speaker 1: doing like a seven to ten am morning show and 234 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,720 Speaker 1: the game was late, and these guys, you know, Danny, 235 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:44,240 Speaker 1: professional athletes do not go back to the hotel room 236 00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:48,199 Speaker 1: at midnight. They're out until, you know, five, six, seven 237 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:50,000 Speaker 1: in the morning. And I'm like, I can't. I can't 238 00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:51,520 Speaker 1: do it. So I was like I can't. You know, 239 00:12:51,559 --> 00:12:54,240 Speaker 1: I wish I could, But at the time I didn't 240 00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:56,400 Speaker 1: even think about it because I was like, I don't 241 00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:58,120 Speaker 1: know who that guy is. He was a nold body. 242 00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:01,679 Speaker 1: And then a couple of months later, this story came 243 00:13:01,679 --> 00:13:05,680 Speaker 1: out in Sports Illustrated where John Rocker just totally ripped 244 00:13:05,679 --> 00:13:09,160 Speaker 1: the ship out of New York and Mets fans and 245 00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:14,200 Speaker 1: said all this like inflammatory crap about the seven train 246 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:20,120 Speaker 1: from Shay Stadium oras on the subway. Yeah, it was 247 00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:22,920 Speaker 1: like talking he was attacking gay people and foreigners and 248 00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:26,080 Speaker 1: all this. It was like wild and and it was 249 00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:29,520 Speaker 1: it was nuts. So and then it's like I flashed back. 250 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,320 Speaker 1: You ever had that, you have that epiphany, like, wait 251 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:34,800 Speaker 1: a minute, that's the guy that I you know, I 252 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:36,520 Speaker 1: didn't really know him, but I could have gone and 253 00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:38,440 Speaker 1: hung out with him, been partying with him or whatever, 254 00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:42,040 Speaker 1: and I didn't do it. And the funny the other 255 00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:46,480 Speaker 1: funny part about that story, and may he rest in peace, 256 00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:49,720 Speaker 1: Bobby Bowden. But we had Bobby Bowden, who at the 257 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:53,439 Speaker 1: time was a big freaking deal for Florida State for 258 00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:57,760 Speaker 1: the seminars. So we had Bowden on the radio and 259 00:13:57,800 --> 00:13:59,720 Speaker 1: at this time Danny, but there was no Twitter, there 260 00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:03,760 Speaker 1: was no social media. We had a sports wire. That's 261 00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:06,240 Speaker 1: how we got the story. And the story came across 262 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:12,000 Speaker 1: the sports wire that you know, bulletin bulletin sports illustrated story. 263 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:14,599 Speaker 1: Jeff Perlman, I think was the guy's name, and he 264 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:16,880 Speaker 1: wrote the story about John Rocker and all these quotes, 265 00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:19,720 Speaker 1: and the Braves of course issued a statement and it 266 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:21,840 Speaker 1: was like a big deal at the time, but it 267 00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:23,160 Speaker 1: wasn't as big a deal as it would have been 268 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:26,200 Speaker 1: now because there was no roller coaster of social media. Anyway, 269 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:29,880 Speaker 1: we had Bobby Bowden on and our boss is like, well, 270 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:32,160 Speaker 1: you know, he always said, whatever is going on in sports, 271 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:35,360 Speaker 1: just ask your guests, um, and so we asked Bobby 272 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:41,080 Speaker 1: Bowden what he thought of John Rocker's quotes, and Bowden 273 00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:44,400 Speaker 1: in this thick Southern accent, we we read all the 274 00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:48,040 Speaker 1: quotes from Rocker. And remember this is the nineties. It 275 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:51,640 Speaker 1: was like probably nineties seven something like that. I don't know, 276 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:55,880 Speaker 1: maybe but a long time ago. And Bowden starts cracking up. 277 00:14:56,400 --> 00:15:00,600 Speaker 1: He said that Boys in Trouble was it was larryous. 278 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:03,920 Speaker 1: It was. It was so funny. But but anyway, there 279 00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:08,040 Speaker 1: it is so thank you our Fred Harvey. There flawed diamonds. 280 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:11,160 Speaker 1: If you have a diamond, you probably should just get 281 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:14,000 Speaker 1: some garlic. Danny's what you should do. Right. Yeah. By 282 00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:17,680 Speaker 1: the way, I just found his book on Amazon right now. Uh, 283 00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:21,840 Speaker 1: it looks like a picture holding two baseballs. They're on 284 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:24,240 Speaker 1: the front. Very cool. We're all gonna have to order 285 00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:26,640 Speaker 1: a copy of that book. Ben. And when I see 286 00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:30,160 Speaker 1: your name, I'm gonna get my highlighter out, walk around 287 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:33,600 Speaker 1: and tell people I know this guy. Well, of course 288 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:36,240 Speaker 1: you would if you want an autograph for a nominal fee, 289 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:38,120 Speaker 1: you can go on my only Fans account. Maybe I 290 00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:40,160 Speaker 1: will sign an autograph for you, but yeah, I will 291 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:44,480 Speaker 1: only charge you five dollars exactly. I'll give you my 292 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:47,800 Speaker 1: moonshine recipe and how to make the perfect garlic pie. 293 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:54,960 Speaker 1: That's what I'll do amazing, you know, Ben, I'm probably 294 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:58,200 Speaker 1: gonna go get some garlic today. And this is a 295 00:15:58,280 --> 00:16:02,640 Speaker 1: drastic measure because I like the flavor of garlic, but 296 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:05,720 Speaker 1: I do not like the texture. I've never put a 297 00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:08,800 Speaker 1: cloth in my mouth the way you have. I've seen 298 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:12,000 Speaker 1: you do it. I remember a few years back you 299 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:15,360 Speaker 1: shoving one in your mouth live in the studio during 300 00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:22,400 Speaker 1: a commercial break and all of us grossed out, like nasty. 301 00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:26,920 Speaker 1: You swear by it. But look, it's crunch time, Ben. 302 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:30,200 Speaker 1: You know that next week, in the middle of the week, 303 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:33,680 Speaker 1: I leave for Hawaii. This is a big time And 304 00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:37,040 Speaker 1: and congratulations, Danny. We're gonna miss you on the podcast 305 00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:39,040 Speaker 1: for a few weeks. But I'm so happy for you, 306 00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:41,680 Speaker 1: and I think this is this is great. We gotta 307 00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:43,800 Speaker 1: get you healthy, though you don't want to be be sick. 308 00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:47,000 Speaker 1: Everyone you're traveling party gets sick and you don't want 309 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:50,000 Speaker 1: your your your bride to be to be sick. That 310 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,680 Speaker 1: would be a nightmare. So you gotta do the garlic. 311 00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:58,840 Speaker 1: You're gonna do it. I'm contemplating it yesterday. I was 312 00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:02,440 Speaker 1: thinking to myself, I like, man, it's a drastic measure, 313 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:05,280 Speaker 1: but maybe I should go to the store get a guard. 314 00:17:05,359 --> 00:17:07,600 Speaker 1: It's a garlic clove. Is that that's what it is. 315 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:10,879 Speaker 1: I've but you get ahead of garlic. But let me 316 00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:12,600 Speaker 1: let me explain. Now there's a couple of ways to 317 00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:14,840 Speaker 1: do this. Okay, this is the Mallard guard therapy. Now 318 00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:17,199 Speaker 1: I should point out as disclaimer, I am not a doctor. 319 00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:22,240 Speaker 1: I'm a doctor. I heard this from an old radio 320 00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:25,000 Speaker 1: friend and old DJ years ago, and I have done 321 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:28,000 Speaker 1: it now. It's mainly what I did for laryngitis, but 322 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:33,000 Speaker 1: it also works for the flu. And the coal garlic 323 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:37,679 Speaker 1: is like it's nature's antibiotic, is what it is. It's 324 00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:39,600 Speaker 1: it's insane, the powers of garlic. And back in the 325 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:43,400 Speaker 1: old country they would use garlic his medicine and it 326 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:46,200 Speaker 1: was gets sick, you take garlic or whatever. So there's 327 00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:48,200 Speaker 1: two ways to do it. Now, if you have a sore, 328 00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:50,720 Speaker 1: do you have a sore throat or your symptoms. No 329 00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:56,760 Speaker 1: sore throat, so just a headache and a stuff he knows, alright, 330 00:17:56,800 --> 00:18:00,879 Speaker 1: So what I would do. You're probably gonna the one 331 00:18:01,119 --> 00:18:06,720 Speaker 1: raw garlic clove. Now this is no joke, Danny, okay. 332 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:10,119 Speaker 1: And and the way, if you really want to attack 333 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:13,480 Speaker 1: this thing, and I don't know that you'll be able 334 00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:15,000 Speaker 1: to pull it off, because it's even tough for me. 335 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:17,040 Speaker 1: And I like garlic a lot, and I don't mind 336 00:18:17,119 --> 00:18:20,000 Speaker 1: it and all that, but the burning sensation is insane. 337 00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:28,200 Speaker 1: It's it's like they taste like Bernie. Yeah, it's really terrible. 338 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:31,399 Speaker 1: So like that time I went to the doctor first shot, 339 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:35,800 Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. But so you take one or two clothes 340 00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:39,000 Speaker 1: of garlic whatever you can handle there on an empty stomach, 341 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:41,800 Speaker 1: so you don't want to have a full stomach here. 342 00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:45,800 Speaker 1: You will feel like you are about to go to 343 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:51,640 Speaker 1: Dante's inferno. Uh. It is going to be unbelievably horrible 344 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:58,040 Speaker 1: for roughly ten minutes of your life. But that garlic, 345 00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:02,680 Speaker 1: once it gets into your ally, will attack the illness 346 00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:08,880 Speaker 1: and within within like two days, and probably even sooner 347 00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:13,000 Speaker 1: than that, you'll start feeling much much much better. And 348 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,159 Speaker 1: now there's some people that will eat a little bit 349 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:18,119 Speaker 1: of garlic every few hours, but I I don't go 350 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:21,919 Speaker 1: that direction, usually on an empty stomach. I'm a faster anyway, 351 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:26,000 Speaker 1: and I'll eat a clove or two, usually one clove, 352 00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:29,760 Speaker 1: and then let the garlic work. It's magic. Now, when 353 00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:31,840 Speaker 1: I have laryngitis or my voice is going out a 354 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:34,679 Speaker 1: little bit, I'll use I'll use garlic as like a 355 00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:37,680 Speaker 1: Jolly Roger. You could try that. That might work because 356 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:40,080 Speaker 1: you're getting the garlic juices. I usually do that right 357 00:19:40,119 --> 00:19:43,480 Speaker 1: before bed, and then I let that work as I'm 358 00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:47,080 Speaker 1: sleeping and all that, and then it in theory, it 359 00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:52,000 Speaker 1: attacks the pungent powers of garlic, attack the infection wall 360 00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:56,639 Speaker 1: while you sleep, and hopefully you're you're as soon to 361 00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:59,160 Speaker 1: be wife there does not mind the smell of intense 362 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:04,520 Speaker 1: garlic you get away from me. And the the other 363 00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:06,960 Speaker 1: problem with that, if you suck on the garlic like 364 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:10,720 Speaker 1: it's a Jolly Roger candy, your gums will get burned. Danny, 365 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:13,520 Speaker 1: Maybe you can suck on it and that'll make it better. 366 00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:19,520 Speaker 1: Oh boy. Yeah, somehow, for some reason, I feel like 367 00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:23,160 Speaker 1: I'm taking medical advice from Doc Mike right now. Well 368 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:25,919 Speaker 1: that's well, yeah, I'm an overnight radio guy on a 369 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:29,119 Speaker 1: podcast give me advice. I'm just saying it's worked for me. 370 00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:32,639 Speaker 1: Don't You should never take medical advice from someone on 371 00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:35,280 Speaker 1: the radio who's not a doctor and all that stuff. 372 00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:37,879 Speaker 1: But if you're if you're desperate, desperate times, call for 373 00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:40,520 Speaker 1: desperate measures. You're not gonna die from this or unless 374 00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:43,280 Speaker 1: you choke on the garlic. Uh so, just be careful 375 00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:47,600 Speaker 1: and uh, you know, they've they've found studies have found 376 00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:52,879 Speaker 1: that the garlic does act as a natural antibiotic against 377 00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:58,280 Speaker 1: against illness. I'm going to decapitate a goat. You know, 378 00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:01,359 Speaker 1: good luck. I'll give you an update. I'll tell you 379 00:21:01,359 --> 00:21:04,600 Speaker 1: how it works next week. Getting on the Big Bird. Huh, 380 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:10,000 Speaker 1: that's cool. Hawaii is I think there's two hours behind 381 00:21:10,359 --> 00:21:13,520 Speaker 1: California time now, I believe. I think so. I believe 382 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:16,679 Speaker 1: so after the time change. Yeah, And it was eighty 383 00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:20,879 Speaker 1: degrees there yesterday. That's awesome. Yeah, I think it's pretty 384 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:24,359 Speaker 1: much eighty degrees every day there, I think, right, I mean, 385 00:21:24,359 --> 00:21:26,040 Speaker 1: I don't, I don't know. I mean every time I've 386 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:27,960 Speaker 1: been there, like I go to Kawaii, I've been in 387 00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:30,879 Speaker 1: a few years. But we actually had looked at the 388 00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:34,879 Speaker 1: extended forecast. It showed the first few days that we 389 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:41,479 Speaker 1: would be there raining non stop. Good luck man with that. 390 00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:43,919 Speaker 1: And you gotta get up early, to Danny, to enjoy Hawaii, right, 391 00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:45,879 Speaker 1: you gotta get up early because they that place shuts 392 00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:50,320 Speaker 1: down after dark. It's there's nothing going on there. Now Honolulu, 393 00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:54,200 Speaker 1: there is stuff going on. There is a very unglamorous 394 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:56,200 Speaker 1: part of the whole of Honolulu where there's a lot 395 00:21:56,280 --> 00:22:00,560 Speaker 1: of a lot of drugs and prostitute shian and it's 396 00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:04,240 Speaker 1: pretty crazy over there. But anyway, that's that's where I'm 397 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:09,159 Speaker 1: going to honeymoon take away. We're getting married, and that 398 00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:11,760 Speaker 1: we're going to see the drugs horse. That's what we're 399 00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:14,560 Speaker 1: doing right now here we go a bunch of hookers, 400 00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:20,359 Speaker 1: all right. Next up we have the Canine Slammer. So 401 00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:23,480 Speaker 1: an interesting week. As you referenced Danny earlier in the podcast. 402 00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:27,280 Speaker 1: In southern California, we have a little rain, not normal 403 00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:31,080 Speaker 1: weather they made they made movies in the past. I said, 404 00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:32,840 Speaker 1: it never rains in l A, right, that was it 405 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:34,840 Speaker 1: was it. Steve Martin r it never rains in l 406 00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:37,760 Speaker 1: A and all that famous Tony Tony Tony song, It 407 00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:41,520 Speaker 1: never rains in southern California. There you go, and the 408 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:43,560 Speaker 1: rain is supposed to be a good thing. Although I 409 00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:46,000 Speaker 1: believe we get our water from northern California, so it 410 00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:48,840 Speaker 1: never needs to really rain in Southern California. It just 411 00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:51,439 Speaker 1: needs to rain in northern California because we take our 412 00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:54,320 Speaker 1: water from the people in northern California. But anyway, uh, 413 00:22:54,359 --> 00:22:56,560 Speaker 1: you know, rain whatever, not the end of the world. 414 00:22:56,640 --> 00:23:01,200 Speaker 1: Traffic snarls. People don't know how to drive, uh, And 415 00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:03,880 Speaker 1: boy did I experienced that. For example, I was driving 416 00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:08,240 Speaker 1: into the hallowed hallways of Fox Sports Radio where legends 417 00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:11,560 Speaker 1: like Andrew Siciliano and Rich Herrero used to work. And 418 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:14,720 Speaker 1: it was an obstacle. Course, It's like a slipping slide 419 00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:18,359 Speaker 1: on the highway. They're that one oh one freeway in Hollywood, 420 00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:22,440 Speaker 1: not designed for the rain. They're not not good at all. 421 00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:25,800 Speaker 1: But I was able to navigate the highways and the 422 00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:30,399 Speaker 1: byways there get to the north Woods from Sherman Oaks 423 00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:34,000 Speaker 1: and and back. And but there were problems on the 424 00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:38,320 Speaker 1: homestead are beloved. Bella decided to turn the Mallard Mansion 425 00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:42,800 Speaker 1: into a gigantic I'm exaggerating here, ship house. She turned 426 00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:46,639 Speaker 1: it into her own personal honey truck. Uh, some kind 427 00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:51,800 Speaker 1: of odd science glitch. Danny as Bella, who is a 428 00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:54,560 Speaker 1: You've you've just met Bella a few times, you've seen 429 00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:56,160 Speaker 1: her over the years. She's she's got a lot of fur, 430 00:23:56,320 --> 00:24:00,960 Speaker 1: but she's pretty small, right. Her superpower is that she 431 00:24:01,119 --> 00:24:03,960 Speaker 1: has the ships, she has the ability to ship and 432 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:07,560 Speaker 1: pissed pretty consistently for hours at a time. M h 433 00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:11,360 Speaker 1: m hm. And I'm not a hand to God, I'm 434 00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:14,520 Speaker 1: not I'm not lying here. It's fascinating. And after a 435 00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:18,760 Speaker 1: week of constant poop in the air everywhere, my wife 436 00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:24,280 Speaker 1: reached critical mass. And so you know, everyone's got their 437 00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:28,239 Speaker 1: their breaking point, their waterloo moment and where you just 438 00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:31,159 Speaker 1: can't take it. It's like I I can't take it, 439 00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:33,080 Speaker 1: so no more like pop bye the sailor man back 440 00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:35,719 Speaker 1: in the day. So it turns out that that moment 441 00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:42,119 Speaker 1: was reached in a fury of urine and feces. What 442 00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:44,720 Speaker 1: a week, What a week? So the moment of truth 443 00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:48,800 Speaker 1: here where we crossed the rubicon a Bella had pissed 444 00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:52,680 Speaker 1: one too many times then because of the rain, one 445 00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:56,120 Speaker 1: too many times. So my wife was cleaning out the 446 00:24:56,359 --> 00:25:00,239 Speaker 1: yellow spray of urine that has that had and all 447 00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:03,359 Speaker 1: over one of the the upstairs of the house, and 448 00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:06,399 Speaker 1: our dear old dog decided that while my wife was 449 00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:08,600 Speaker 1: cleaning up the urine, she thought that was a good 450 00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:12,000 Speaker 1: time to piss again right next to where she was 451 00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:15,560 Speaker 1: cleaning up. So, now, mind you, Danny, I don't know 452 00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:18,200 Speaker 1: anything about this. Like I'm out, I'm running an errand 453 00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:21,199 Speaker 1: I'm I'm doing my thing. I get a call or 454 00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:24,560 Speaker 1: text actually from from my wife. She says, Hey, just 455 00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:26,639 Speaker 1: to give your heads up on this. When you come back, 456 00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:30,600 Speaker 1: Bella is gonna be in the in the cage and 457 00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:36,719 Speaker 1: the Who's gal She's going to the Google and uh 458 00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:40,320 Speaker 1: awarden was locking up your kid. Yeah, we had a 459 00:25:40,359 --> 00:25:42,720 Speaker 1: show trial. We had a show trial. Bella was convicted 460 00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:45,959 Speaker 1: on all charges. She was sentenced to one full day 461 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:50,600 Speaker 1: in the Canine Slammer. And I'm told you she did 462 00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:52,840 Speaker 1: not enjoy her time in the in the Gray Bar 463 00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:56,760 Speaker 1: hotel there and but she she was the opposite of 464 00:25:56,800 --> 00:26:03,480 Speaker 1: a model prisoner, Danny. She she barked and and powdered 465 00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:07,040 Speaker 1: and moped pretty much the whole time, pretty much the 466 00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:10,240 Speaker 1: whole time. Turns out she's got a very weak bark. 467 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:16,159 Speaker 1: But to her credit, she thought she was ferocious sounding. 468 00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:18,480 Speaker 1: She thought she was like the king of the jungle, 469 00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:21,960 Speaker 1: and she thought she can intimidate human beings to let 470 00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:28,680 Speaker 1: her out of the canine Slammer best laid plans of mice, 471 00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:32,800 Speaker 1: man and shit sus So it didn't work. So now 472 00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:39,400 Speaker 1: we are considering drastic measures, Danny, drastic measures. That's why 473 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:42,000 Speaker 1: you have a shotgun on the table there. Well, that's 474 00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:46,840 Speaker 1: we named the shotgun the bella Killer. No. Uh so, 475 00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:49,120 Speaker 1: my wife, she looked up on the internet. She's now 476 00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:53,639 Speaker 1: considering one of two options. We're gonna possibly go to 477 00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:58,160 Speaker 1: a veterinarian. There's allegedly this pill that you can give 478 00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:04,240 Speaker 1: old dogs and will help them control their bladder. Yeah, 479 00:27:04,359 --> 00:27:09,119 Speaker 1: we'll see if that actually is the thing. I'm I'm skeptical. 480 00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:11,520 Speaker 1: It sounds like bullshit to me. The other thing sounds 481 00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:15,120 Speaker 1: like bullshit too, is my My wife found these doggie 482 00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:20,560 Speaker 1: diapers that you can get and uh yeah, that's doesn't 483 00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:22,800 Speaker 1: that sound kind of crazy to put a diaper on 484 00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:28,359 Speaker 1: a dog, you know, you really need doggie depends or 485 00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:32,520 Speaker 1: something like that. But we don't know what else to do. 486 00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:35,280 Speaker 1: If anybody has any suggestions that you can contact me 487 00:27:35,359 --> 00:27:38,040 Speaker 1: real fifth hour at Ben Maller dot com or Ben 488 00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:41,280 Speaker 1: Maller Show. What I get about the wrong email is 489 00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:45,439 Speaker 1: Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com. The Real fifth 490 00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:49,000 Speaker 1: Hour at gmail dot com. Spell it all out, yeah, no, 491 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:52,200 Speaker 1: no numbers in that and then also Ben Mallers Show 492 00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:54,720 Speaker 1: at Gmail if you want to send that in. So 493 00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:58,200 Speaker 1: it turns out, you know, you can't teach an old 494 00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:01,879 Speaker 1: dog new tricks, but an old dog can forget tricks 495 00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:05,040 Speaker 1: like how to be potty trained. So there is there 496 00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:10,679 Speaker 1: is that, There is that little nugget for you. And 497 00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:13,120 Speaker 1: I know, I mean, she's so swee many years how 498 00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:18,760 Speaker 1: many years old? Well, we've had her for probably seven 499 00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:21,119 Speaker 1: or eight, but we got her and she was already 500 00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:24,320 Speaker 1: around for probably that long. So she's probably closing in 501 00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:27,439 Speaker 1: on fifteen, I would say, which in dog years is 502 00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:29,720 Speaker 1: pretty She's a small dog, so I she's got a 503 00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:32,919 Speaker 1: long time left. But you never know, You never know, 504 00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:37,800 Speaker 1: all right. The back scratcher, the backscratcher. You scratch our back, 505 00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:40,280 Speaker 1: We scratch your back. It is our weekly tip of 506 00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:45,200 Speaker 1: the on air light to you, the loyal P one 507 00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:48,280 Speaker 1: supporter of the Fifth Hour podcast with me and Danny 508 00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:51,680 Speaker 1: g And these are actual reews. We don't make these up. 509 00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:53,520 Speaker 1: We don't pull these out of thin air. These are 510 00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:55,920 Speaker 1: actual reaws. If we get no reviews, we don't read 511 00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:59,480 Speaker 1: any reviews. Sometimes we get a bunch, sometimes we get none. 512 00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:02,960 Speaker 1: Sometimes we it only a one or two. You never know. 513 00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:05,360 Speaker 1: It's like a box of chocolate. You never know what 514 00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:07,960 Speaker 1: you're gonna get. As Tom Hanks said in that famous 515 00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:10,960 Speaker 1: Force line back in the day. And if you would 516 00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:13,160 Speaker 1: like to review this podcast, that would help us out. 517 00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:16,840 Speaker 1: It's absolutely free. It's an active kindness. It's absolutely free, Danny. 518 00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:19,440 Speaker 1: You have put it right in the description box on 519 00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:23,400 Speaker 1: this podcast. It's very simple, very simple, just a couple 520 00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:25,560 Speaker 1: of clicks. You you write a few things. You don't 521 00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:27,200 Speaker 1: even really have to write anything, but it's nice if 522 00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:30,520 Speaker 1: you do. And you can give us five stars right there, 523 00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:35,360 Speaker 1: very simple. Click on the description link says rate reviews, subscribe. 524 00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:38,400 Speaker 1: You click right there, scroll down a little bit. You 525 00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:41,680 Speaker 1: see the big overall rating for the podcast. Underneath that 526 00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:44,120 Speaker 1: it says write a review. Click on that and it 527 00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:46,680 Speaker 1: will sign you up with a user name. And this 528 00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:50,760 Speaker 1: week we spin the wheel, the wheel of podcast reviews, 529 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:56,080 Speaker 1: the backscratcher segment. Do we have five reviews? Do we 530 00:29:56,120 --> 00:30:01,760 Speaker 1: have no reviews? Or one review? Do do I've none? 531 00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:07,400 Speaker 1: Or do do do do I've none? Or one? One review? 532 00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:11,280 Speaker 1: And Danny g you should feel honored because that is 533 00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:14,680 Speaker 1: the right answer. Congratulations. You know when come on down, 534 00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:21,080 Speaker 1: Danny J Wait, do I get a free head of garlic? Yes? Yes, 535 00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:23,000 Speaker 1: you you get not of that. You get to go 536 00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:25,960 Speaker 1: to the home of garlic in central or northern California 537 00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:28,160 Speaker 1: where they used to have the garlic Festival back in 538 00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:31,600 Speaker 1: the day. They're Gilroy Beautiful. Gil Roight smells like garlic. 539 00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:34,600 Speaker 1: When you go to Gilroy. They've got stores that sell garlic. 540 00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:37,400 Speaker 1: It's a beautiful thing. If you love garlic, that's the 541 00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:40,440 Speaker 1: place to go. Should be on your bucket list. Gilroy, California. 542 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,000 Speaker 1: I used to go every year. I don't think they 543 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,560 Speaker 1: have the Garlic Festival anymore, do they because they had 544 00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:49,239 Speaker 1: that shooting years ago and then COVID. I don't know. Yeah, 545 00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:51,640 Speaker 1: I think you're right they paused it because of the 546 00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:55,000 Speaker 1: shooting and because of COVID. But my mom took me 547 00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:56,680 Speaker 1: there when I was a little kid. It's the first 548 00:30:56,720 --> 00:31:00,600 Speaker 1: time I had ever eaten garlic pizza. I love garlic, 549 00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:03,760 Speaker 1: said garlic ice cream. There an even garlic you name 550 00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:06,920 Speaker 1: it garlic pancakes. Yeah, they put garlic and everything's awesome. 551 00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:09,239 Speaker 1: The only problem with that is it's always like the 552 00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:13,240 Speaker 1: hottest part of the year in Gilroy, late July August, 553 00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:16,840 Speaker 1: and it's steaming hot and it's it's brutal alright. But 554 00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:18,640 Speaker 1: as far as the backscratch of the review, here, this 555 00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:21,760 Speaker 1: is from Mike in p B which I think means 556 00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:26,080 Speaker 1: specific beach because he says, a great show from Baha 557 00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:31,440 Speaker 1: of the Canadian rockies. The podcast echoes through the airwaves. 558 00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:35,000 Speaker 1: So that is from Mike, and that's a great hack 559 00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:37,360 Speaker 1: Saw reference the guy that I interned four back in 560 00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:39,960 Speaker 1: the day that taught me about radio, the Grand Puba 561 00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:45,200 Speaker 1: of San Diego Radio, Lee hack Saw. Hamilton's so so 562 00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:48,800 Speaker 1: very cool, very cool. So thank you, Mike, and we'd 563 00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:50,880 Speaker 1: love to get more than one review next week. That 564 00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:53,080 Speaker 1: would be awesome. And I'll be here. I know Danny 565 00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:56,600 Speaker 1: wait till you hear who's in for Danny g oh Man. 566 00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:58,440 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna I'm not gonna reveal it. I'm not 567 00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:04,479 Speaker 1: gonna reveal its rise, big big name massively. The boss 568 00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:07,000 Speaker 1: emailed me and he said, I need your approval on 569 00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:09,640 Speaker 1: your filling and you signed off on this, which is 570 00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:12,160 Speaker 1: very big because a lot of people in radio get 571 00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:14,880 Speaker 1: get nervous when somebody fills in for them. They don't 572 00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:16,840 Speaker 1: want to get wally pipped. They don't want to get 573 00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:22,080 Speaker 1: Tom Brady uh. And you were very welcoming and very 574 00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:23,360 Speaker 1: kind of you to do that. I don't know how 575 00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:25,680 Speaker 1: we got this guy costs a lot of money, big 576 00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:29,080 Speaker 1: gun uh and then throwing his weight around and all that. 577 00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:33,320 Speaker 1: But we have a we have another podcast on Sunday 578 00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:35,320 Speaker 1: at the mail back. Then we're not even done the weekends. 579 00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:37,880 Speaker 1: Get to tomorrow. We got another one of these things. 580 00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:42,160 Speaker 1: Let's go alright, have a great rest of your Saturday 581 00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:45,680 Speaker 1: or whenever you end up actually downloading and listening to 582 00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:47,520 Speaker 1: this podcast. You think about a podcast, you listen to 583 00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:50,200 Speaker 1: whatever you want. You don't have to listen today on Saturday. 584 00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:53,240 Speaker 1: You can listen on Sunday or Monday, or Tuesday or Wednesday, 585 00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:56,480 Speaker 1: I don't care. Listen whenever. And well, we'll talk to 586 00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:59,920 Speaker 1: you next time. Have a great rest of your day later. 587 00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:01,840 Speaker 1: Skater Bopolation