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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone Pray Mornings only on the new

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Speaker 1: hits one oh six by one. Hello, Hi, this is

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Speaker 1: Pete Eakins calling from I was looking for James. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is him, James. How are you doing? I'm calling

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Speaker 1: in regards to a package that you recently shipped. You

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Speaker 1: have a moment to speak with me? Yeah? Yeah? Is

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Speaker 1: this about the PlayStation I recently shipped? Or yes it is?

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Speaker 1: And I have some very unfortunate news for you. You

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Speaker 1: were sending a PlayStation five, which is a very hard

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Speaker 1: gift to get. I don't even know how you got

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Speaker 1: your hands on one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, So you were

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Speaker 1: sending a PlayStation five to somebody? Yeah, yes, my nephew.

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Speaker 1: And wait a minute, why are you saying word? Well,

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Speaker 1: that's the reason that I'm calling you, and I want

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Speaker 1: to let you know that he has been terminated also

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Speaker 1: subject to arrest and prosecution. But your package was stolen

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Speaker 1: by one of our drivers. I guess he found out

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Speaker 1: that there was a PlayStation five in there, and being

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Speaker 1: that it is the hottest item to get right now

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Speaker 1: and nobody can get their hands on one, he stole

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Speaker 1: what your driver stole my package? Yes? Unfortunately, though the

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Speaker 1: police were not able to recover the PlayStation five, so

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Speaker 1: that package is not going to be delivered. And I

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Speaker 1: am extending our sin serioust apology. All right, So so

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Speaker 1: what are you going to do because you need to

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Speaker 1: get me another PlayStation right now, right, this is my nephew.

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Speaker 1: This isn't happening. Well, no, it is happening. And we

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Speaker 1: were you know, like I said, we weren't able to

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Speaker 1: locate a PlayStation. But we'd love to make this right

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Speaker 1: for you. Yeah, you're right, you're gonna make it better.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna get another PlayStation. Well I wish, I really

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Speaker 1: wish we could. I think we have some better options

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Speaker 1: that we can replace it with. No other option that's

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Speaker 1: gonna work is get I've sent a PlayStation. And that's

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Speaker 1: what we hear me out, hear me out, what if

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Speaker 1: we sign him up for the Ham of the Month Club.

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Speaker 1: It took me forever to find a PlayStation five for

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Speaker 1: my nephew, and I found it and I ship it

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Speaker 1: and your driver stole it. Now you want to turn

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Speaker 1: around and tell me you're gonna send him a Hams.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna put him in a ham club with you.

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm okay, all right, okay, all right, hey,

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Speaker 1: you know what. I know that you're upset, and I

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Speaker 1: get I get that I would be feeling the same way.

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Speaker 1: So I am here to help yea, and I want

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Speaker 1: to make this right. Like I said, I yeah, what, okay,

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Speaker 1: Well what about a Wine of the Month club? What

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Speaker 1: if we sign him up for the Wine of the

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Speaker 1: Month club? Does he like wine? Pep twelve? Okay, so

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Speaker 1: that didn't really answer my question though, does he like wine?

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Speaker 1: Because you know, I don't know. I mean some twelve

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Speaker 1: year olds probably I might have a fire or a

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Speaker 1: fine palette. What the is going on here? No? No,

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Speaker 1: no ham, no wine, no nothing. Your people stole my

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Speaker 1: package and now you're trying to rip me off by

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Speaker 1: giving me something. I want to talk to your manager now,

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Speaker 1: don't talking to you? Well? Is there any ways? The

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Speaker 1: ideas are terrible? Well okay, now I'm kind of offended.

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Speaker 1: My ideas are not terrible. I would love to be

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Speaker 1: enrolled in the Hand of the Month club or a

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Speaker 1: Wine of the Month club. Oh fun, Yeah, that's because

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Speaker 1: you're an idiot. Oh yeah, that is true. Also, I'm

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Speaker 1: not from two what and your package hasn't been stolen.

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Speaker 1: There's that as well. What are you talking about? This

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Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone

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Speaker 1: prank on you and your wife. Lisa set you up.

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Speaker 1: She said that you were able to get your hands

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Speaker 1: on a PS five to send to your nephew, and

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Speaker 1: you know it was a lot of work, so she

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Speaker 1: wanted to freak you out. Yeah, okay, the Wine and

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Speaker 1: the Month club, Yeah, now makes sense. I thought that

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Speaker 1: would be a great gift for a twelve year old.

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Speaker 1: I could use a drink right now. Wake up every

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Speaker 1: morning with jubile phone pranks, we'd say, mornings on the twenties,