Speaker 1: Welcome back to Good Mom's Bad Choices. I'm Erica and
Speaker 1: I'm Mila and it's Wednesday. Be Ola, what's up Mexicanama, Mamasita.
Speaker 2: Anyway, we're joined today.
Speaker 3: We have some very special guests the podcast, poor.
Speaker 2: Mind he Andria. Hey, ladies, welcome to the pod.
Speaker 1: The stores were being good girls, was getting spicy girl?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I I lots of ship to say so.
Speaker 1: Me and Jamila both found basically love on a dating
Speaker 1: app at the same time. So now we both have
Speaker 1: boyfriends the same at the same time, like you know,
Speaker 1: like when you when you and your friends hang out
Speaker 1: too much and you get your period at the gym. Basically,
Speaker 1: we found niggas at the same time the same time.
Speaker 4: I'm downloaded tender. I had that ship for two weeks
Speaker 4: and I couldnt find nothing. I said, oh no, yes.
Speaker 2: No tenders for hoeing.
Speaker 1: Okay, I have used because it's not like we got
Speaker 1: money and your by got money, which boy got used her? Now, girl, y'all, y'all,
Speaker 1: First of all, we need tips from y'all because we
Speaker 1: know y'all be getting fluted out, okay, and nobody flowing
Speaker 1: off flying our asses out.
Speaker 2: Like one time from him I'm like.
Speaker 1: Hi, but you got And I've been looking at y'all Instagram, like,
Speaker 1: no wonder these bitches get flewed out, pop it teddies pop.
Speaker 2: I mean just fine and ye oiled up and shaved traps.
Speaker 2: We'll be trying to.
Speaker 3: I've been trying to post like a like a like
Speaker 3: a soft soft traffic, you know, like I'm just I'm
Speaker 3: just kind of.
Speaker 1: Time.
Speaker 2: So it's like, of course you're going to be in
Speaker 2: a throng bikini.
Speaker 3: Look after this, we're getting our throng bikinis and we're
Speaker 3: taking some fucking thirst traps outside.
Speaker 2: Okay, right? Do it worked every time every time.
Speaker 1: Don't just don't be don't just don't get the gut
Speaker 1: because it's quarantine gut.
Speaker 2: You can just do it from the back, like I'll just.
Speaker 1: Bend over five is my favorite. I'm telling side in
Speaker 1: the back is mine. See signing back, I'm Gucci.
Speaker 2: A good side post. Look a little thicker, I mean
Speaker 2: you poked that back leg? Yeah, a little thick today.
Speaker 2: I gotta poke the leg. Where you got? You guys
Speaker 2: are in Atlanta? Right? Yeah? We live in Atlanta.
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: Where are you both from? From Houston?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I'm from Houston. You ain't from Houston. She loves to
Speaker 2: say that.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm from a small town. It's called Orange, Texas.
Speaker 4: But nobody know what I said. So I've been from Houston.
Speaker 2: Say it again.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: My daddy's from Texas.
Speaker 1: He's from Sealy, Texas, which is like really really small
Speaker 1: small I've never heard of I heard of it, but
Speaker 1: I don't know where is he. It's like an hour
Speaker 1: forty five minutes from Katie.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right.
Speaker 1: But yeah, like the only thing that ever came out
Speaker 1: of there was like Sealy pastrophedic mattresses. It's from Oh Okay,
Speaker 1: that's yeah, that's street.
Speaker 2: They're cely girl.
Speaker 1: You know they ain't bo. You know, they came into
Speaker 1: that little town. It was cheat and they made all
Speaker 1: the black people.
Speaker 2: Make mast sounds about white. That sounds like, I know,
Speaker 2: I heard that country twang.
Speaker 3: I'm like, that's somewhere down south for sure.
Speaker 2: Especially me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's way I think I'm a little country, but
Speaker 4: she is way more country.
Speaker 3: And she talks slow, is like they're from down South,
Speaker 3: We're gonna sound so white. She's like, maybe we should
Speaker 3: try and talk like them. The whole episode, and then
Speaker 3: she try and talk like us. I'm like that is offensive.
Speaker 1: Sorry, like people beause peopleould be talking shit, they'd be
Speaker 1: like they talk white girl Fried.
Speaker 2: I didn't know what the fuck that meant.
Speaker 5: I don't think.
Speaker 2: I think y'all just like articulate. Yeah, like white, we're valid. Look,
Speaker 2: we grew up in the valley amongst white people.
Speaker 5: What the but?
Speaker 3: And then someone also said they don't feel comfortable with
Speaker 3: us saying Nigga and baby Daddy's so much because they
Speaker 3: were baby did by. Yeah, like that better come my
Speaker 3: baby daddy.
Speaker 2: Yeah. When I said, maybe that's why I come to.
Speaker 1: My baby daddy, then people don't feel like they can relate.
Speaker 2: They can be like ye girl from my Baby Daddy
Speaker 2: be tripping too. You gotta do it the hand too.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm gonna tell us a little tell
Speaker 3: our listeners about you guys.
Speaker 2: Where are you from? But we know where you're from.
Speaker 2: But how did you meet? How did you start the podcast?
Speaker 2: Your love story? Yeah, we actually met in Houston. We
Speaker 2: used to bar teend.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we was a little Baddy's bartending and we just
Speaker 4: became friends. And she actually moved to Atlanta first, and
Speaker 4: she was out here for like a year before me
Speaker 4: and she was like, well, bitch, you're not doing nothing
Speaker 4: because we ain't got no kids, bitch, so we ain't
Speaker 4: got no baby daddy. So she was like she was,
Speaker 4: she was like, you need to come out here. So
Speaker 4: I just packed. I literally like it was like a
Speaker 4: two week decision. I literally just like packed my car
Speaker 4: up and I drove out here. And because we always,
Speaker 4: like before she moved out here, we always discussed like
Speaker 4: things that we wanted to do because we both have
Speaker 4: our degree and communications and we know we wanted to
Speaker 4: do something with like TV and radio. We wanted to
Speaker 4: start a YouTube, but we just weren't sure where we
Speaker 4: wanted to go with it. So it's like anytime anybody
Speaker 4: hangs out with us, they're like, you bitch just need
Speaker 4: to show yeah, like because we just goofy, we talk.
Speaker 2: About crazy ass shit.
Speaker 1: So we was like, fucking we're gonna start a podcast,
Speaker 1: and it just kind of blew up because.
Speaker 2: We had a YouTube channel.
Speaker 6: It was a YouTube show at first, and we used
Speaker 6: to call it Wine Down Wednesday. So it was like
Speaker 6: one of the many things we were going to be
Speaker 6: doing on our YouTube channel, but that specific part of
Speaker 6: it just ended up taking off. And so everybody was like, oh,
Speaker 6: y'all need to start a podcast because podcasting is where
Speaker 6: it's at. So we was like, okay, we're gonna start it.
Speaker 6: We're gonna turn it into a podcast. So it was
Speaker 6: wind Down Wednesday at first, and then we changed the
Speaker 6: name to pour Minds.
Speaker 4: With their name oh, I mean they get girls are
Speaker 4: getting the name now, but it's okay, we're not gonna
Speaker 4: throw no shame.
Speaker 2: But yeah, what you mean somebody trying to steal poor
Speaker 2: mine girls? Nobody have a podcast with the with the
Speaker 2: kind of same we.
Speaker 1: Girl, we don't see. Don't get us started trying to
Speaker 1: be Yeah, our podcast is just about we talk about sex,
Speaker 1: we talk about relationships.
Speaker 2: We have a thing called bead Bes. That's the main
Speaker 2: thing people listen for it.
Speaker 1: So we like to call them big dig ballers and
Speaker 1: that's what sound we with bad bees.
Speaker 2: So we just trying to get the girls.
Speaker 4: So you know, make sure you get these coins out
Speaker 4: these men, make sure they're taking you shopping, make sure
Speaker 4: you going on these trips.
Speaker 2: Right. So yeah, it's just fun. We just be having fun,
Speaker 2: turning up and gett drunk and having girl talk.
Speaker 3: That's all it is, except today you forgot to let
Speaker 3: her poor mind forgot.
Speaker 6: That we forgot. She was drinking, drinking at the studios.
Speaker 6: I already had be like a little drink she didn't want.
Speaker 2: Well, I got sucked up yesterday in my defense, so
Speaker 2: I can't taking it easy, taking it easy today. Spring Chicken.
Speaker 1: Told, are you guys, I'm thirty?
Speaker 2: What are your signs?
Speaker 7: Wait?
Speaker 1: Because I was like some one of your podcasts, you're
Speaker 1: a Taurus, right, I'm a toy and I'm a Leo
Speaker 1: alea cool and.
Speaker 2: Is that both earth signs?
Speaker 1: I'm a fire fire and art fire and earth. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my daughter's a Taurus. Man, y'all stubborn, thank you.
Speaker 2: I'm glad of somebody. I think we probably are the
Speaker 2: most stubborn sign. Absolutely, y'all stubborn. I is stubborn. I've
Speaker 2: never seen a five year old who is so stubbord.
Speaker 3: I've never seen a five year old who do not
Speaker 3: want to apologize, Like you don't even know what that means.
Speaker 2: It's in her. She came out the wom like fun.
Speaker 8: That I'm not doing that though, right right, very stubborn,
Speaker 8: and it's like something that you really have like that
Speaker 8: I've learned over time, I really have to like work
Speaker 8: at not being stubborn and like novelizing with people, like
Speaker 8: and that's said.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I got I don't know what I'm
Speaker 2: gonna do.
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm gonna do because Lord Jesus,
Speaker 1: I'm because I'm a little stubborn too.
Speaker 2: I'm a scorpio, okay, but but I'm like, girl, what
Speaker 2: the fuck?
Speaker 1: And like even today, like she's been sick, and so
Speaker 1: I've been like letting her slide with certain ship because
Speaker 1: I'm like, you're sick, but today she ain't sick no more,
Speaker 1: and she's still trying to get I'm like, girl, you
Speaker 1: don't eat this goddamn food.
Speaker 6: I think I was watching a clip of y'all podcast
Speaker 6: like a few days ago where you were saying, like
Speaker 6: she'd been eating the same thing for years.
Speaker 1: It's true, yes, And like so we have this like
Speaker 1: now we've I started this new thing this last week
Speaker 1: where like I have a chart where like she if
Speaker 1: she gets if she tries six new things during the week,
Speaker 1: she gets surprised at the end of the week. So
Speaker 1: she has like puts a sticker for every time she
Speaker 1: tries one. And it was working great, and then we
Speaker 1: got towards the end of the week, she needed two
Speaker 1: more stickers, and she was like getting out of you
Speaker 1: know what because she was like, I know my daddy
Speaker 1: when I go over there, he can buy me something anyway.
Speaker 2: That's really like that.
Speaker 1: I know I know because that's what he does. I'm like,
Speaker 1: can you And I'd be like, nigga, can you please,
Speaker 1: like can we like be a team? Almiss can like
Speaker 1: I'm a printed out put.
Speaker 2: It on your fridge, you guys, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And she's a lover of I saw when I
Speaker 1: was listening to one of your podcasts, you were saying,
Speaker 1: your mom always your mom says that you like everything
Speaker 1: in excess and and I'm like, that's like my daughter,
Speaker 1: Like she likes everything like she likes everything in excess,
Speaker 1: and she likes everything to be beautiful. She's bougie as
Speaker 1: Heavy No Tours is specifically love. My mom a Taurus
Speaker 1: and she is a label whore. Also, she will curse you.
Speaker 1: She'll curse me out, her only daughter, like a bitch
Speaker 1: off the street.
Speaker 2: In this my mom's a Taurus.
Speaker 1: Her my mom haday, what's your birthday?
Speaker 2: Okay, you're a cuss And that's even changer service.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's wild.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my mom that that mother jumper will curse me
Speaker 3: out sometimes.
Speaker 2: I'm like, should I fight her? With the fuck? Are
Speaker 2: you talking to you like that?
Speaker 3: I'm a grown woman, Oh my god, and my mom's
Speaker 3: from Philly, so she's definitely will cut you. I'm like,
Speaker 3: she is crazy, so I already know what's over there.
Speaker 1: So, ladies, we played this little game on our podcast
Speaker 1: called Trigger, where basically we say a word.
Speaker 2: You have to say the first thing that comes to.
Speaker 1: Mind, like immediately, like, don't try to overthink it too much,
Speaker 1: and it's just a way for our listeners and us
Speaker 1: to get.
Speaker 2: To know you a little better quickly. Okay, so uh
Speaker 2: what are you doing? Okay?
Speaker 1: Okay, oh yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, we're ready, We're ready. I'm nervous, okay, so nerve.
Speaker 1: Basically, I'm gonna say one word and like both of you,
Speaker 1: like you answer first, lex or whichever one you want.
Speaker 1: Maybe let you answer first and draft okay, okay, monogamy, boring, trash,
Speaker 1: got I love you?
Speaker 2: Okay, favorite sex position.
Speaker 4: From the bag that's one on one word I filled already, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: just quick.
Speaker 1: My favorite one too, okay, boxes or briefs. Briefs nothing,
Speaker 1: You're just like a slanging I need.
Speaker 2: That easy now, I lie boxes brief you got too
Speaker 2: much as you know, he needs those brief Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: Okay dom or sub sub yes? Sub? Uh? What's your vice? Cort,
Speaker 2: I'm just playing. We've had We've had someone tell us that,
Speaker 2: yeah we did. Honestly, I feel like men men for
Speaker 2: shows six Yeah I can fill that, Okay, uh for twenty.
Speaker 2: I don't smoke. Mm hmmm, I don't remember.
Speaker 6: I don't know you smoke weed or not. I do,
Speaker 6: but that's what I'm saying. I don't be remembering for.
Speaker 5: You know what.
Speaker 4: I'm edibles, but I'm not as smaller i'd be tripping.
Speaker 1: I don't have too many memories because I be high.
Speaker 2: Tequila or Vaka vodka. U strip stripping. I love it.
Speaker 1: I just did a story on my patron about when
Speaker 1: I stripped before. I wish I would have did it.
Speaker 2: We love You've never you never danced?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I haven't.
Speaker 2: Okay, lipping limp enhancements.
Speaker 1: Love love it before, I'm not love love living.
Speaker 2: We've seen.
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Speaker 2: Oh god, you said, legend is a legend. I'm trying
Speaker 2: to be girl threemes no mm hm mm hm tricky. Okay,
Speaker 2: that's right, that's true. That's very true. Favorite porn category
Speaker 2: lesbian lesbian. Oh you're a freak like lesbian.
Speaker 3: Wait, but how you how you posted three sums and
Speaker 3: down for the lesbian lesbian part of your favorite I.
Speaker 2: Know, I'm very I do not.
Speaker 1: I do not like to have sex with a woman,
Speaker 1: but I love to, and I've always thought that was
Speaker 1: so odd.
Speaker 2: I do. Look, I love lesbian porn, that's all I
Speaker 2: want you. But you don't like having that you don't
Speaker 2: like I mean, I've had sex with the woman before,
Speaker 2: but I didn't like it. I don't like eating coucchie.
Speaker 2: I don't want to know it's in particular particular favorite Cereal.
Speaker 4: Damn, I don't eat cereal any more. But I'll say
Speaker 4: cinnamon toe's crunk, Captain crunch.
Speaker 2: Mouth be fucked up. Why can't the crush be sucking
Speaker 2: up the roof of my mouth? Wow, that's cereal, too hard, girl.
Speaker 2: I love Captain, but berries only. I'm a cinnamon cinnamon
Speaker 2: TOAs crunch. Okay, I'll see, I'm actually like a classic
Speaker 2: frosted flakes.
Speaker 3: You're very classic, very classic, honey, that cheerio frosted flakes
Speaker 3: A little banana slas classic too.
Speaker 1: Okay, length or thickness, bickness?
Speaker 2: I need that show me your worth with that girl, period.
Speaker 1: So you would rather have a thick one than yeah,
Speaker 1: I would rather have both.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's not, it's not you can't choose. I got excited.
Speaker 2: I was like, therapy, love, awesome.
Speaker 1: Insecurity it's normal, Like, what is your insecut I thought
Speaker 1: you were saying my insecurity?
Speaker 2: Probably damn. I don't know what am I insecure about?
Speaker 3: You know what?
Speaker 2: I would say?
Speaker 4: Sometimes I'm insecure about my personality because sometimes I be
Speaker 4: loud and she and I'd be like, oh, bitch, she
Speaker 4: gonna think I'm crazy.
Speaker 2: So my personality.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I'll be like, okay, bitch, tone it down.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's me, that's me.
Speaker 6: I actually feel the same way because I feel like,
Speaker 6: for a long time, I was actually shy to show
Speaker 6: my personality off of like I guess what I thought
Speaker 6: people would think of me or judge me. I used
Speaker 6: to kind of contain my personality for a really long time.
Speaker 2: And just you know, post pictures.
Speaker 1: And be like the little big quiet and me be
Speaker 1: a quiet silent by.
Speaker 2: Three shouts at tequila surprise bitches. Period sex, Oh, I
Speaker 2: don't mind it.
Speaker 4: I actually just have period sex back in February and
Speaker 4: it was very enjoyable.
Speaker 2: I don't like the back in February. Six month. Damn
Speaker 2: they have for six months.
Speaker 4: Look, I'm in quarantine. Okay, time and going by.
Speaker 2: I do it, but I don't like it. Maybe too
Speaker 2: we maybe smelling like pennies. Okay, you know what if
Speaker 2: you smell like pennies, I'm he does.
Speaker 1: It's that metal shipmell like pennies.
Speaker 2: And it's all about my money.
Speaker 1: So like day one, standing on the day one, the
Speaker 1: heaviest flow day to say something about maybe on my period,
Speaker 1: and I was like livid.
Speaker 3: I was like, what the fuck you're grown ass man, like,
Speaker 3: like no one has ever said no period.
Speaker 2: My my exes would not have sex with me on
Speaker 2: my period.
Speaker 1: I will you, it will be over. I don't crave
Speaker 1: sex on my period.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 4: But he wanted to have sex because I was like,
Speaker 4: I didn't get to see.
Speaker 2: Him a lot.
Speaker 4: So my pariod had came on when he was in
Speaker 4: town and he lived in Africa, so I had.
Speaker 2: Need a cop. You have to do what you had
Speaker 2: to do.
Speaker 1: He's like, look, I flew all away from you.
Speaker 2: And I was giving it.
Speaker 3: I always feel like I always thought foreigners were more
Speaker 3: were more precautious about period sex.
Speaker 2: This is probably stereotype that I made up. Well, he's
Speaker 2: not specifically African men. I don't know't they're like, I
Speaker 2: feel like they're a conservative. Well, a lot of African
Speaker 2: men got rules. You ain't got no rules because he
Speaker 2: was all up there no rules. Well, speaking of ass,
Speaker 2: how do you feel about anal sex? I've never had
Speaker 2: anal sex. Neither have I, but I want to do it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we've been talking about that lately.
Speaker 4: We're definitely gonna try it soon, but I gotta be
Speaker 4: with somebody I really really trust.
Speaker 6: I even prepared my booty one day and everything because
Speaker 6: I thought I was gonna do it, and I did,
Speaker 6: and I was mad as hell, Like you made me
Speaker 6: dush my ass, and you.
Speaker 2: Better clear what happened? What could have possibly come? No,
Speaker 2: he just didn't last that long. He nutted it and
Speaker 2: he never made it today. Did you starve yourself for
Speaker 2: twelve hours?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: I didn't do that. I heard you gotta starve yourself. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I heard you're not supposed to eat. Then he's supposed to.
Speaker 2: You know, you gotta do a lot of stuff you're
Speaker 2: supposed to prepare.
Speaker 6: I know I was supposed to clean it. So I
Speaker 6: cleaned it out and I wore my booty plug all day.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, you're really working. Ship was ready? I was
Speaker 2: you like a pro Like, ain't no pro sh I'll say, huh,
Speaker 2: I never prepared this well.
Speaker 1: I don't be terrified because I remember when I was
Speaker 1: in college, this girl has shot it on this nigga
Speaker 1: beg and he went and told everybody at the school.
Speaker 1: And I'm just so I was so terrified for something
Speaker 1: like that to ever happen to me. So I was like,
Speaker 1: whenever I.
Speaker 2: Do it, I'm gonna do it right, be telling people
Speaker 2: I shooting on your mad trees.
Speaker 7: Right.
Speaker 3: But first of lard, nigga, if you put your dick
Speaker 3: in my asshole, what is uh?
Speaker 2: What's your biggest biggest turn off? Bad teeth? I'm more
Speaker 2: of like, I don't dress.
Speaker 4: Like the way you dress. Like I look at niggas
Speaker 4: shoes like that's the first thing I look at it.
Speaker 4: So if you have on like some dirty ass shoes
Speaker 4: and we out. I'm gonna just be like, no, you're
Speaker 4: not the one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna say, biggest turn on, biggest turn on money.
Speaker 2: I agree with that big and biggest regret.
Speaker 4: I think my biggest regret in life is not trying
Speaker 4: to go after my dreams Earlier in life. I feel
Speaker 4: like I kind of was just like not sure what
Speaker 4: I wanted to do, and I didn't believe in myself
Speaker 4: and I was scared what people would think, especially with
Speaker 4: starting my podcast, Like I feel like we could have
Speaker 4: done this like way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree with you.
Speaker 6: I definitely feel like it was a lot of things
Speaker 6: that when I was younger, I feel like I wanted
Speaker 6: to do, but I didn't do it because I was
Speaker 6: so worried about like what my parents were gonna think,
Speaker 6: what my friends were gonna think. And now that I'm older,
Speaker 6: he's just like, who gives a fuck just to do
Speaker 6: what the fuck you want to do. You only get
Speaker 6: one life, And I wish I would have adopted that
Speaker 6: mentality way earlier.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know me too. I feel the same way.
Speaker 1: I think because we meet we're similar in age to you,
Speaker 1: and I think like I think now. I think maybe
Speaker 1: because of social media too, Like people that are younger
Speaker 1: than us feel they have like more freedom, Like they
Speaker 1: feel more free to do the things that they want.
Speaker 1: Like even like when we started this podcast, like I
Speaker 1: was fucking terrified of my family and I was grown, right,
Speaker 1: I had a baby and everything, and I'm scared, like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, they're gonna listen, They're gonna hate me,
Speaker 1: they're gonna judge me me, like, and I'm like, which
Speaker 1: is my it's my life. There's been so many times
Speaker 1: of like I've been scared to like, you know, just
Speaker 1: I think to start. I've been scared to start because
Speaker 1: I'm scared to fail, right, Yeah, for sure. So it's
Speaker 1: like let's not even if I don't, let's not even
Speaker 1: start because I don't want to fail. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I definitely have been at a few times too, for sure.
Speaker 2: That's how you guys been had your podcast. How long
Speaker 2: have you guys been doing it.
Speaker 6: It's been like a year and a half, well like
Speaker 6: a year and eight months, I think, Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's going on two years. It'll be two years. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I agree.
Speaker 3: I feel like even what you guys are saying about
Speaker 3: the insecurities about your personality. Obviously, we all can't help
Speaker 3: who we are. But there's a lot of times I'm
Speaker 3: the same, Like I'm a lot I know, I'm Yeah,
Speaker 3: you're either gonna like me or you ain't going right.
Speaker 3: I could, I could try to be like quiet and
Speaker 3: cool and collected for about like sixty seven minutes, max.
Speaker 2: But that's just not that's a long time.
Speaker 4: I'm like, like you said, first blast won down, I'm like,
Speaker 4: come on, bringing.
Speaker 2: Another round.
Speaker 1: Shot.
Speaker 2: Lex is always lit o away. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I wish we would have. I wish we would have
Speaker 1: connected with you guys and we were in Atlanta. We
Speaker 1: had a we did a live show.
Speaker 2: I know, it would have been fun. Girl. We would
Speaker 2: definitely would have took y'all out. We would have had a.
Speaker 3: Good out time, I know, because it ain't no party
Speaker 3: like an atl party.
Speaker 2: Well, when the quarantine left up, you're gonna wear that, girl,
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: Well, you know both of our states are tripping. We
Speaker 1: out here just wild on the funk out. I mean,
Speaker 1: isn't Atlanta. And yeah, but we have still but y'all, but.
Speaker 2: You're surging in Covid. Oh yeah, oh for sure.
Speaker 6: We've still been trying to stay quarantined because it's really
Speaker 6: crazy out here. And then I went to Houston to
Speaker 6: visit my family like two weeks ago, and it's really
Speaker 6: really crazy out there in Taxas.
Speaker 2: The strip clubs are open, right the stripers got masked on.
Speaker 6: Mask, I swear to God, and they're like, if you
Speaker 6: don't have the mask on, you can't get in the
Speaker 6: club that put with.
Speaker 2: That ninety five.
Speaker 1: You gotta get matching one for you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I couldn't believe this ship. I was like, I know,
Speaker 6: these hoes ain't got no mask going on the stage.
Speaker 6: Did they at least have fancy bath or the mask?
Speaker 1: But nah, these measures better come out looking like a
Speaker 1: nurse or something.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna need some role player.
Speaker 3: Better have a dazzled I can't imagine the hand sanitizer
Speaker 3: jingling from their waist. Ships they got to carry their
Speaker 3: money in, like hold up, hold up, hold on good.
Speaker 2: Revenance ten seconds? All right, here we go.
Speaker 1: These people are Wilie and I just do not understand
Speaker 1: the point, right.
Speaker 4: And to me, the best part about going to the
Speaker 4: strip club is actually getting lat dances. Can't get a
Speaker 4: lat dance right now, like you can't do feed away
Speaker 4: from me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, lat dances are the highlight for me. I always
Speaker 3: I always tell people I get lucky the Ship club.
Speaker 3: I always get like a little titty suck.
Speaker 2: Always. Shippers are always.
Speaker 3: Super friendly to me, Like I'm like, I should live
Speaker 3: here because you love me.
Speaker 1: I'm not even giving you a lot of money. I
Speaker 1: always think, I think I think a lot of I
Speaker 1: think most.
Speaker 2: Strippers like women, period.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they do.
Speaker 2: It's because it's safe if you're not a bitch, if
Speaker 2: you're not like a bitchy bitch. Well it's a safe
Speaker 2: it's a safe silo if you need a break from
Speaker 2: these touchy ass nigga.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 6: And I also I think it's too because they know,
Speaker 6: like if they as long as the women in the
Speaker 6: section like them, they're gonna make the money, right right.
Speaker 4: I know, like when they come into the section and
Speaker 4: the guy has the money, they'll go talk to the
Speaker 4: first like what's maybe no one.
Speaker 2: That Yeah, that's smart, that's smart.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I stripped for like five times?
Speaker 2: Did you like it? I'm all right? I did. I
Speaker 2: live I live in Atlanta, so I did. At fucking
Speaker 2: I think it was twenty four carrot. It used to
Speaker 2: be I did one time in Atlanta. I did it.
Speaker 2: I did it.
Speaker 3: I did amateur night at uh Blue Flame, Come on,
Speaker 3: I did also. I also did amateur night at Queen
Speaker 3: City in fucking Weston, but it really wasn't amateur.
Speaker 2: I just came in drunk and they convinced me that
Speaker 2: it was.
Speaker 3: Get out there and I'm like okay, And this bitch
Speaker 3: like I was wearing jeans, pulled my jeans.
Speaker 2: Down on the stage like I had to sit down,
Speaker 2: and she pulled them off. Oh God, imagine how drunk
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 3: And then I did it one time in Savannah and
Speaker 3: like two nights in Miami, and that.
Speaker 2: Was the Miami.
Speaker 3: I met some strippers on my first night stripping at
Speaker 3: twenty four K, these white girls, and they're like, you
Speaker 3: should got my us Dawn of Savannah and I was like, okay, okay,
Speaker 3: the bitch ever, did you make.
Speaker 2: Some not enough to be going to Savannah? Bit far too?
Speaker 2: And she's just like a military. It's just a weird place.
Speaker 2: And then I went the first time I ever got
Speaker 2: a private dance. I was sitting, I was like dancing.
Speaker 2: I was looking there's a mirror over here, and I
Speaker 2: was like he was by himself. I was trying to
Speaker 2: I'm chatty. I'm like, oh, hey, what's your name? Where
Speaker 2: are you from? Who are you here with?
Speaker 3: He was like not responding, like what the fun kind
Speaker 3: of conversation?
Speaker 2: Not there for the convo. Looked to the side. This
Speaker 2: nigga had to come, Oh my god, like.
Speaker 3: Jacked off, wiped it off like and then handed me
Speaker 3: the money and left.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, okay, he had came from you,
Speaker 1: just him, and.
Speaker 2: Then that was it that we had one dance. I
Speaker 2: was like before I should one time, but I wasn't
Speaker 2: a talker. I just let me pop this pussy, give
Speaker 2: me the money, and we can go our separate ways.
Speaker 2: You got one minute and I walk. I'm trying to
Speaker 2: make friends. Jamia was over here like, so, what's your
Speaker 2: childhood trauma? I'm like, do you want to see an asshole?
Speaker 6: Which I always worked at the strip club, but I
Speaker 6: was always so afraid to be a dancer, and I'll
Speaker 6: be mad as hell.
Speaker 2: Not that I'll be looking bad because I'd be like
Speaker 2: I know I would amazon Leny.
Speaker 4: I did it one time because me and my friend
Speaker 4: had went to Dallas and it was a good time.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I mean I think old women, if you
Speaker 3: have any the slightest curiosity about getting naked in front
Speaker 3: of a strangers, yeah.
Speaker 4: Yo, tell somebody, everybody. That needs to be on every
Speaker 4: woman's bucket at least one.
Speaker 1: I feel like, yeah, I mean I've never obviously never
Speaker 1: done it, but I feel like it would be really freeing,
Speaker 1: like so liberating.
Speaker 4: That's exactly what I recently told the story on our
Speaker 4: Patreon episode, and that was like the first thing I said.
Speaker 2: I was like, it felt so.
Speaker 4: Liberal and just being on stage naked and everybody's just
Speaker 4: looking at you, like, damn girl.
Speaker 2: I was like, I know, I would.
Speaker 1: Also imagine that you do feel like, because I feel
Speaker 1: like a lot of people think that strippers feel like
Speaker 1: like either they're not in control, but I would feel
Speaker 1: like I would feel in control. If anything, I'm controlling
Speaker 1: everything that's happening, all your emotions, your money.
Speaker 2: I didn't control that guy nutting behind it. I felt like,
Speaker 2: Oh I did that though, but you know what, amateur.
Speaker 3: But I am. I get naked all the time. I'm
Speaker 3: not in any particular.
Speaker 1: Literally, she facetimed when she was in Mexico, and I
Speaker 1: don't think god like think I was by myself. You
Speaker 1: were butt ass naked like coochie out girl.
Speaker 5: I was like, god, damn, like, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I could have been right here with my nigga a friend.
Speaker 2: She like. I was like, I see your pussy lips.
Speaker 2: You did not see that pussy left, bitch, I can
Speaker 2: see your coochie.
Speaker 1: I'm always naked too, And LICKS be like, but now
Speaker 1: I think at first, I think you used to be
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 2: Now she just be like, whatever, that's how it be.
Speaker 4: She face timy. She'll be like doing her makeup and
Speaker 4: I'll answer, is couchie. She's like, girl, let me tell
Speaker 4: you what just happened. Well, bitch, can I look at you?
Speaker 2: The happened to her too. Ship she wanted to tell
Speaker 2: you that he wouldn't tell you first. She was like, well, bitch,
Speaker 2: walt to tell the story too.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, oh man, blessed blessed my man's heart.
Speaker 3: Because we went with like six other people. There was
Speaker 3: two guys in the group, and I told him before
Speaker 3: I went, I'm like, I'm not gonna I always take
Speaker 3: my shirt off.
Speaker 2: I can't, like, I feel like I can't breathe, so
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna do it.
Speaker 3: There's gonna be guys there, my friends. I don't know
Speaker 3: the other couple. I'm just not gonna take my shirt.
Speaker 3: You said that, I said that.
Speaker 2: I'm you said that. Guess what. I guess it was
Speaker 2: the fucking lie. The shirt came right off, like I
Speaker 2: hope nobody minds my titting.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, so he doesn't get mad or he
Speaker 1: doesn't feel any type of way.
Speaker 2: He was chilling. He was chilling. It was on the beach.
Speaker 3: No, but it was also in the house while I
Speaker 3: was dancing around, gyrating honestly and giving lap dances. But no,
Speaker 3: it was fun good I can I can only date
Speaker 3: a guy who thinks it's fine because till nine times
Speaker 3: out of ten, if after two tequilas time is coming on,
Speaker 3: I get allergic to close dance better naked bit just
Speaker 3: better watch out. These tes aren't that ambrasive.
Speaker 1: They're very I can't be doing it. I know I
Speaker 1: can't be, like I'll pull these cities out the whole
Speaker 1: room turn black.
Speaker 2: But you know what every.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I mean, I did pay good money
Speaker 1: for these. Somebody better see these same That's what I'll
Speaker 1: be seeing.
Speaker 4: Better make it every time me and drag get drunk,
Speaker 4: somebody end up beatingchi.
Speaker 2: That sounds like a good time. Now, it's not like
Speaker 2: dra is winning.
Speaker 1: Tell me the lines. She's like, you go back to
Speaker 1: her room and go to sleep. She ain't return in
Speaker 1: the favor. She ain't eating your coochie back, sucking your
Speaker 1: dis back. You ain't getting no sacks nothing.
Speaker 2: Thank you for your service, Get and leave. I ain't
Speaker 2: mad at your girl. I try that more so, That's
Speaker 2: what i'sel obligated to.
Speaker 3: Like toot toot the pussy sleep not always.
Speaker 6: I mean, I have eight pussy before. I mean cause
Speaker 6: I like women, but I have to, like you know,
Speaker 6: my my spirit have to be moved and it ain't
Speaker 6: always moved enough to eat.
Speaker 2: You gotta catch the hole Jesus himself past the delivery.
Speaker 1: Yes, the spirit don't always move me to do it.
Speaker 1: That so I'll be like, you know what, thank.
Speaker 2: You very much.
Speaker 1: I feel you, girl, because actually I was. I'm pretty
Speaker 1: particular about my women's as well. And I went to
Speaker 1: San Diego this past weekend with my man and like
Speaker 1: we actually joined ten her because I was like, let's
Speaker 1: just have some fun out here, let's find a.
Speaker 2: Girl about this for the first time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, let's find a girl. Then Tender
Speaker 1: was wax. I was like, let's get on hinge. We're
Speaker 1: about to join all of them. We're here for four days,
Speaker 1: about to find a bitch.
Speaker 2: Okay, we had a mission.
Speaker 3: When she wants to have a fucking three way, that
Speaker 3: bitch gets a three way.
Speaker 1: Well it didn't work out, but we well, we did
Speaker 1: match with this one girl, and she was acting. She
Speaker 1: was acting weird like she was in text I talked
Speaker 1: about like she kept calling me honey, which I fucking hate, Like,
Speaker 1: don't call me honey. Yeah, over and over she kept
Speaker 1: calling me honey. I was like, bitch, you don't know me.
Speaker 1: I et your honey or baby. And then and then
Speaker 1: she asked me if I eat pussy? And I was
Speaker 1: like yeah, and then she was like, I was like,
Speaker 1: do you She was like sometimes. I was like, so, bitch,
Speaker 1: you just want to fuck my man, Like what the fuck? Like,
Speaker 1: so you just ain't gonna eat pussy. We ain't canceled,
Speaker 1: We're done?
Speaker 2: Was she cute?
Speaker 1: And I was like, and honestly, I don't know if
Speaker 1: I want to eat your pussy, So this isn't gonna work.
Speaker 2: I'm very girl. I was totally understand. I don't not
Speaker 2: be playing this shit. I'll be like m she was.
Speaker 2: She was cute. I don't see. I've been a lesbian
Speaker 2: for years.
Speaker 3: I'm an ex lesbian, retired lesbian.
Speaker 1: I am I look, I'm a sert honey in my phone.
Speaker 1: She's the only bitch that said it, and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: find her. Look love it, honey.
Speaker 2: She is so mad.
Speaker 3: I don't I don't have very particular about girls. I
Speaker 3: want to suck too, she said the student she's she's
Speaker 3: on back page.
Speaker 2: That's right. She was busy. Oh sh I was like, so,
Speaker 2: do y'all feel like y'all are more picky about the
Speaker 2: women that you have sex with versus the men you have?
Speaker 2: A n body?
Speaker 3: I think I feel like I am more picky about
Speaker 3: the woman I have sex with. I don't know if
Speaker 3: that says I don't know if that says about me
Speaker 3: at all.
Speaker 2: Oh, she got that fatty y'all thought that me, But
Speaker 2: I was, I was.
Speaker 1: I was cool when she started answering questions poorly, and
Speaker 1: I was like, this is you.
Speaker 3: Guys are gonna have to join Patreon to see all
Speaker 3: these pictures that Erica is showing.
Speaker 2: From her and her.
Speaker 3: Dealings in San Diego and her trying to recruit a bit. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but you know what that post particularly, Did you teach
Speaker 3: me that that if a girl's going like that, she's
Speaker 3: trying to lift her titties up.
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's my fat. I send a picture.
Speaker 4: Definitely lifts them up. It'll get my belly button at least.
Speaker 2: Unroll these holes. When I'm ready to take.
Speaker 4: A picture, I'll be trying to like, you know, I'll
Speaker 4: be trying to pose like this, put the arm under
Speaker 4: the titt you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I'll be trying to make it work, y'all. I'm nice.
Speaker 1: Every time you talk about your tds, I think about
Speaker 1: their song.
Speaker 2: How that song go? It's I replaced it with TV.
Speaker 2: Do your TV sing? Do they wall to the don't
Speaker 2: be titty shaming her? That's like the ice cream truck song.
Speaker 1: It's not it's not that I'm TD That's how she
Speaker 1: talk about him, and they really don't look that bag that.
Speaker 2: You shut up. Okay, after this.
Speaker 1: Is over, I'm gonna have to see you keep digging
Speaker 1: yourself different in this goddamn titty hall.
Speaker 2: I need to see those titties like I want to
Speaker 2: see she ready, I don't think you want ex lesbian.
Speaker 2: Let me see. I don't believe you.
Speaker 3: I take my number right. That's because I show my
Speaker 3: titt to anybody who asked.
Speaker 2: I don't tell you I'm the same way you want
Speaker 2: to touch. You are like that. We'll talk about papers.
Speaker 4: Well, y'all, y'all want to see him, we'll set them
Speaker 4: done like it's been.
Speaker 2: Like four years, she love? I do? I need that
Speaker 2: A game night, brother?
Speaker 1: But you so, you guys are pretty. You guys are
Speaker 1: open and free about plastic surgery. Yeah, sure we both had.
Speaker 1: What other things have you had done over there?
Speaker 2: Well, I'll go ahead, go ahead.
Speaker 6: Well, I just got my boobs done, and I got
Speaker 6: lifo before and then I loved like feelers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you put the fat from the leo on your butt? No,
Speaker 2: I just got life.
Speaker 4: Boh, well, bitch'all did I took all the fat out
Speaker 4: my stomach.
Speaker 2: I pumped this ass up, baby, I don't have that.
Speaker 4: I put all that fat in my stomach and I
Speaker 4: put it in my ass and my hips.
Speaker 2: I got a breath because my boobs are big.
Speaker 4: They're still big, but they actually used to be bigger
Speaker 4: than this like I had very very large breath. So
Speaker 4: I got a breast reduction. What was that like three
Speaker 4: years ago? Yeah, it was like three years ago. I
Speaker 4: got a breast reduction. But they kind of grew back.
Speaker 4: But they're nice. I just be playing. They really don't
Speaker 4: sack sack. They're just big boobs, you know what I mean. So, yeah,
Speaker 4: I've got a breast reduction before, and I gotta b.
Speaker 2: Bl So when you get that, can you not sit
Speaker 2: on your butt for like a month? You get a donut?
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, you get the donut, you sit on that,
Speaker 1: but you can sit on your butt. A lot of
Speaker 1: people say, oh, if you sit on your butt, the
Speaker 1: fat is gonna die.
Speaker 2: That's not true at all. It's just definite.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I feel like the healing process is a
Speaker 4: lot longer than what people don't realize. They think, Oh,
Speaker 4: you're out for like maybe three months.
Speaker 2: It's like a long time.
Speaker 4: You don't really start feeling normal to me till about
Speaker 4: that eight month mark, like eight nine months start. Yeah,
Speaker 4: Well I went to the d R. So when the
Speaker 4: d I went off the country. So they're really aggressive
Speaker 4: with their life. Oh out there, so girls, she ain't
Speaker 4: eve no meat on these damn bones.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I heard. Yeah, they're really aggressive.
Speaker 4: So the healing process was very, very long, Like it's
Speaker 4: a lot, like you have to wear your garments every night.
Speaker 2: Like it's it's did you have sex during that time? Girl?
Speaker 2: You know I came back and I had sex with
Speaker 2: my garment on. I couldn't wait.
Speaker 4: You're not supposed to. Yeah, I didn't have I got lifeful.
Speaker 4: I didn't have sex for like, oh, I was fucking y'all.
Speaker 4: Don't get this new ass.
Speaker 2: You just you just laid there the bag I don't
Speaker 2: even know on the half suit at that point, you
Speaker 2: was tucking with the garment on. Got uh, gotta do
Speaker 2: what you gotta do a little.
Speaker 1: Then when I got my boobs, that hole for more
Speaker 1: use than when I got my boos on there like okay,
Speaker 1: you need to sit down for at least like six weeks.
Speaker 2: Girl.
Speaker 4: I went to Paris a week and a half after
Speaker 4: I got my boobs done.
Speaker 2: I said, I got shipped. You were like, you know
Speaker 2: Paris Global.
Speaker 6: I definitely didn't wear my garment as long as I
Speaker 6: was supposed to. I definitely went to the club like
Speaker 6: after three weeks and didn't weary.
Speaker 2: For like a whole. I know your ships swollen. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: I was swallow as FuG I was a real plumb.
Speaker 2: We all for the plastic surgery girl, we loved. I
Speaker 2: love plastic. I'm trying to get Erica you you.
Speaker 3: I feel like you went out like a week or
Speaker 3: two after I had tech, like the week after.
Speaker 2: With all my.
Speaker 3: We try we try to have like it was like
Speaker 3: we had just kind of started the podcast, and we
Speaker 3: try to have like a sexy shoot. This bitch had
Speaker 3: bandages on our nipples, trying to hide the bandages, oh
Speaker 3: my gosh.
Speaker 2: And lingerie trying to be sexy whatever they look.
Speaker 6: Bomb had a photo shop some of the bandages out
Speaker 6: and that's all they do.
Speaker 2: And they're like they're so soft. Oh yeah, that's not.
Speaker 6: Mine, are too, Like a lot of people don't really
Speaker 6: know until I tell them.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well.
Speaker 2: The one home.
Speaker 1: Broll those titties out, baby, Oh my god, my problem.
Speaker 2: Are you guys? Are you guys in relationships? Dating?
Speaker 7: What do you?
Speaker 2: What's your steady? I'm dating for show. I gotta be
Speaker 2: a cool little roster right now, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: I heard your wrapper bag he back. He actually dumped
Speaker 1: me two weeks ago, but he's back in my life.
Speaker 2: Thank god. He dumped me like every month, but it's okay,
Speaker 2: what did you do for the dumping? It was actually
Speaker 2: really bad.
Speaker 4: He came out here and I just wanted to do
Speaker 4: something nice for him. So I planned like a bunch
Speaker 4: of dates for us. Like I took him to what's
Speaker 4: it called?
Speaker 2: What's it called? The you know when you go to
Speaker 2: got with you all the fuck? I can't remember what
Speaker 2: you who?
Speaker 4: Like the escape room to the Escape Room, and like
Speaker 4: I just planned like a whole like like a whole
Speaker 4: day for us.
Speaker 2: So we had an amazing day.
Speaker 4: We went on the belt Line, We walked the belt line,
Speaker 4: went to a bunch of different bars and got drunk.
Speaker 2: Like we just had a good day. So he ended
Speaker 2: up getting a room. We go back to the room,
Speaker 2: I got the hookah.
Speaker 1: He's drinking, We're watching Insecure, We're bonding.
Speaker 2: We're having like a cute little night. Right. I don't
Speaker 2: know what happened.
Speaker 4: Well, he's the kind of person he sleeps very heavy,
Speaker 4: and when he falls asleep, he's like done. So he
Speaker 4: was on the couch and I was like I had
Speaker 4: went to take a shower and I went into the room.
Speaker 4: I went into the living room area and I'm like, hey, baby,
Speaker 4: you know, come get in the bed with me. So
Speaker 4: he was like, all right, I'm about to get up.
Speaker 4: So I was like, okay, cool. So I get into
Speaker 4: bed and I'm drunk as fuck. As at this point,
Speaker 4: I'm fucked up.
Speaker 1: So I go in the bed and I fall asleep
Speaker 1: for maybe like ten fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2: And I wake up and he was still outside. So
Speaker 2: I was like, your motherfucker.
Speaker 5: I know you don't love me.
Speaker 2: This is why we have problems. And I'm just causing
Speaker 2: a scene. He dreaming, and so then hey, because the
Speaker 2: nigga didn't getting bad me seeing me. And then what
Speaker 2: makes it worse is I'm crying.
Speaker 4: I'm balling, crying, I'm packing my stuff like I'm going home.
Speaker 4: Then I go in the next room and I get.
Speaker 2: On Live and I start singing Whitney Houston. I have nothing.
Speaker 6: He was like, I am when le calling me and
Speaker 6: telling me by the ship they be going on between
Speaker 6: hunting nigga, I'm dead.
Speaker 1: With the Live, you know, hold on, I gotta posse.
Speaker 2: I have nothing.
Speaker 4: I was literally singing my heart out. He was like,
Speaker 4: what the fuck just happened?
Speaker 2: Crazy? So you paused your exit to do a live Yes,
Speaker 2: I was. You're like, I was gonna leave, but one
Speaker 2: let me tell you how crazy it is. So I
Speaker 2: was lying. I was like, I don't have my keys.
Speaker 2: My roommate has my keys, so I can't even get
Speaker 2: home right now.
Speaker 4: But I have my keys. I wasn't trying to leave Toxy.
Speaker 4: I was just trying to cut up girl.
Speaker 2: I was drunk. But yeah, after that, he dumped me.
Speaker 2: But he's back now. So I have a very often
Speaker 2: on situation.
Speaker 6: And in between my like the off and on neast
Speaker 6: of it all, I be dating other people.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 2: I definitely have like five six niggas on my roster
Speaker 2: right now. But you are on right now? Are we off?
Speaker 2: You're off? But he don't never really be off. He's weird.
Speaker 2: He just hit you flowers yesterday talking about they off.
Speaker 2: They not off?
Speaker 1: Nothing is enough, no, but we off because I haven't
Speaker 1: suked him in like what three months?
Speaker 6: I told you, I haven't had sex with him in
Speaker 6: three months. I haven't having a pussy on lot.
Speaker 2: I know that's right, My pussy never lot. It's him.
Speaker 2: I ain't say it was all the way online. Wait,
Speaker 2: when I was listening.
Speaker 1: When I was listening to the episode, you were talking
Speaker 1: about about that you retain how basically you uh that
Speaker 1: you use sex has forgiveness.
Speaker 2: You think that sex will cure Oh yeah, all problems. Girl,
Speaker 2: I feel you. You know what I'm saying. Let me
Speaker 2: they can make it okay. And he would not let
Speaker 2: me suck his was like, I'm sorry, let me suck
Speaker 2: it and he said no, and he said no.
Speaker 6: I like I said, when niggas turned the pussy down,
Speaker 6: you know they mad for real, That's.
Speaker 2: Why it's like, but he missed a little guard, but
Speaker 2: he he did. Talking again.
Speaker 1: Now they always come back. They always come big. Always,
Speaker 1: I always do. I was telling Jamila, I was like,
Speaker 1: it's been funny how like with women too, Like like
Speaker 1: when like a nigga that we kind of like, but
Speaker 1: we're not really feeling. If another bitch starts to like him,
Speaker 1: suddenly we like him again.
Speaker 2: Are you kind of feeling suddenly.
Speaker 1: Suddenly I'm like, wait, he is kind of fine, especially especially.
Speaker 2: If the bitch is cute. Yeah, And then I'm like, wait,
Speaker 2: what is she seeing him that I didn't.
Speaker 6: We just talked about these on one of our recent
Speaker 6: episodes that I was saying I am definitely liked all
Speaker 6: the time. It's like when I be talking to dudes,
Speaker 6: it's like I don't really be liking him. I'll be like, oh,
Speaker 6: he cool, He's just something to do for the time being.
Speaker 6: But then as soon as another beach come and start
Speaker 6: liking him, I'll be like, he mine, I had him first.
Speaker 2: I want a big actually, and I won't big Tom.
Speaker 2: That's how I feeling bad talking to Ego. I'm not
Speaker 2: so Ego. Women are ain't ship? Okay. I know he'd
Speaker 2: be saying niggas ain't shit. I know I shouldn't say this,
Speaker 2: but we ain't ship. Were not because I don't be
Speaker 2: wanting ship. As soon as I feel like you likes
Speaker 2: somebody else, I'm like, fuck her. I'm gonna get my name.
Speaker 1: This got me fucked right. I love you, we love
Speaker 1: each other. You told me you love it, so you
Speaker 1: say that for everybody. Then then you get the back
Speaker 1: and you're like, I did not like this. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: I have a question for you guys. So you know
Speaker 1: that they there's there. They say that there's five love languages.
Speaker 1: They are acts of service, affirmation, receiving gifts, physical touch,
Speaker 1: and quality time. What would you say, are if you
Speaker 1: had to pick two of them, what would be your
Speaker 1: love language? Well, I know mine is words of affirmation
Speaker 1: and gifts words of affirmation.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think mine is definitely quality time and gifts too,
Speaker 4: Like those are the two. But you know what's crazy
Speaker 4: about it because I actually read the book, and I
Speaker 4: think a lot of times people don't normalize it, Like
Speaker 4: some people really need all.
Speaker 2: Five of those things.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I think I am that person because those
Speaker 4: are probably the most too, that I would want.
Speaker 2: The most that I had to choose.
Speaker 4: But honestly, if I just had those two and not
Speaker 4: the other three elements, don't, I'm still not happy. I
Speaker 4: need a combination of all five of those things. Now,
Speaker 4: some people are like they just need one or they
Speaker 4: just need one or two of them.
Speaker 2: But I'm one of those people. I really need all
Speaker 2: of that. I need all that love on me.
Speaker 1: If I don't get I put my niggas on the top,
Speaker 1: Like if you don't give me dicking X amount of time,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go get it from somewhere else, so you
Speaker 1: better give it to.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you a serial cheater. I had an attitude when
Speaker 6: I'm getting I did.
Speaker 1: I think mine are in physical touch and quality time,
Speaker 1: but also like thinking about acts of service. The only
Speaker 1: reason I said acts of service because I got a
Speaker 1: kid and nigga, you better help me. Oh yeah, like
Speaker 1: go wash some dishes, go t go to this, and gifts.
Speaker 2: I mean I do like gifts. Of course you do
Speaker 2: like gifts?
Speaker 5: Eric, Yes, what do you mean?
Speaker 2: No way? Oh let me tell you. Oh, okay, tell me.
Speaker 3: She told me last week she was trying to buy
Speaker 3: her baby of birthday birthday gift. She was like, looking
Speaker 3: at this really expensive story because apparently he like expensive ship.
Speaker 2: I don't like giving gifts. I don't like any of
Speaker 2: that ship.
Speaker 3: But she was like, do you think the gift I
Speaker 3: buy him is going to set the tone for what
Speaker 3: he buys me?
Speaker 2: Bitch?
Speaker 3: I was like, no, you get him something smell, he
Speaker 3: gets you something big. That's how men and women work.
Speaker 3: She was like, trying to go big because she didn't
Speaker 3: want him and cheat her on her birthday.
Speaker 2: I've never thought I've never thought about that once in
Speaker 2: my life. I never thought like, I think it's true.
Speaker 2: I think okay. So now she's like, should I set
Speaker 2: the tone now? I'm like, I think.
Speaker 1: Okay, So we me and My guy started dating recently
Speaker 1: and so like his birthday came up before mine, like
Speaker 1: a reason to buy a gift came up before it
Speaker 1: for him before, so I felt like, I felt like
Speaker 1: I need to buy him something really nice or go
Speaker 1: above and beyond so that he knows when my by
Speaker 1: the time my shit comes around, like nigga, don't be
Speaker 1: you know, you know what the deal is, because I
Speaker 1: feel like if I did something small like then he
Speaker 1: won't get away with get.
Speaker 2: Me something bullshit. So therefore, you like gifts.
Speaker 1: It's not even about the gifts, it's that it could
Speaker 1: be an act of service like a massage.
Speaker 2: Oh, speaking of acts of.
Speaker 3: Service, she asked me, I do lashes, so I have
Speaker 3: a massage tape. I'll do mobile lashes, so specifically made me.
Speaker 3: My last client was one of our friends. She made
Speaker 3: leave my massage table there because she had some birthday
Speaker 3: massage situation.
Speaker 2: How was was that successful? I might need to save
Speaker 2: your massage say that one here disgusting.
Speaker 1: I put a sheet down. I gave him like an
Speaker 1: hour massage. It was like a porno.
Speaker 2: It was great.
Speaker 3: Literally, I want my money back on the table. You
Speaker 3: need to replace it that.
Speaker 2: Table, you know, what you could keep that one because.
Speaker 1: Honestly, like it was, it was great. It was like
Speaker 1: a fantasy fulfilled the fantasy. I don't even know what
Speaker 1: like we needed.
Speaker 2: You know, you don't watch porn in the porn category.
Speaker 1: No I did, but like I never thought, I guess
Speaker 1: I never. It was never in my role the dex
Speaker 1: of fantasies and needed to happen. But now it's get.
Speaker 2: I definitely, I.
Speaker 1: Definitely recommend renting massage. You get your nigga massage and
Speaker 1: then hoping on there and doing what you Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: well you know I'm watching the massage porn too. I
Speaker 1: have watched I mean, I mean rubbing my niggaw. We
Speaker 1: just be in a babe. But maybe I don't need
Speaker 1: to get a little know you if you, if you
Speaker 1: do a real professional, then you flip them over, you
Speaker 1: give them the front to.
Speaker 2: Massage, and then and then you at the end, you
Speaker 2: end with the happy ending. Okay, I like it. We
Speaker 2: love a happy Yes, you know it.
Speaker 1: Yes, you get him ready and prepared and then you
Speaker 1: just you know, some sting link.
Speaker 2: It's fine. I want all my clients who hear this,
Speaker 2: they're gonna just dump me because no one's.
Speaker 5: Going to hear.
Speaker 1: It's going to hear before they lay down, be like.
Speaker 2: For the nigga's birthday. Okay, ladies.
Speaker 1: So we have a segment on our show called horror
Speaker 1: Stories Stories. And if you guys are just tuning in,
Speaker 1: if this is the first time you're listening, or if
Speaker 1: you haven't heard one of our horror stories, basically a
Speaker 1: horror story, it's a hotel that was It's either highly
Speaker 1: horrific or funny, just like a level ten horri And
Speaker 1: you know, some of y'all be sending in some mediocress
Speaker 1: horror stories. I'm like, yeah, we can't share this, but
Speaker 1: thank you for sharing. But like I needed to be
Speaker 1: level level ten.
Speaker 3: Your horrorshness have to come out, your fangs need to
Speaker 3: come the funk out, like mama, All right, spell the beans.
Speaker 2: Should I go first? Yes, Okay, let's hear your host
Speaker 2: horror stories. Okay.
Speaker 1: So maybe like it was right when LyX moved to Atlanta.
Speaker 1: So twenty seventeen, I was talking to this guy and he.
Speaker 2: Was really cool.
Speaker 6: You know, we kicked it off, we started fucking. The
Speaker 6: sixth was grade and everything.
Speaker 1: So he had just moved out here from New York
Speaker 1: and so he was having problems getting approved for an apartment.
Speaker 6: That was the first sign that I was like, okay,
Speaker 6: I need to keep back credit.
Speaker 2: Yeah it was.
Speaker 1: It was a lot of red flags, so he couldn't
Speaker 1: get approve for the apartment. But then like two weeks later,
Speaker 1: he was like, oh, I finally got a place. You
Speaker 1: should come through. So I go to the house and
Speaker 1: all of the decor is very feminine. So I'm like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck is going on up in his house?
Speaker 1: Like is it a bitch that lives here? Away? So
Speaker 1: I ended up asking him about it and he's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's this girl that.
Speaker 2: I'm cool with her.
Speaker 6: Mama she moved out and she said that I could
Speaker 6: stay here. So I'm like, I whatever.
Speaker 1: And so he was lying to me the whole time,
Speaker 1: telling me that he was and fucking with the girl,
Speaker 1: that they was just besties. And at first I believed
Speaker 1: it because she didn't really seem like he's tight, but
Speaker 1: later down alone.
Speaker 2: So you met Oh, so you met the girl? Yes,
Speaker 2: I had met her before, and so he was telling
Speaker 2: me that she wasn't his type.
Speaker 6: So I'm like, okay, I could believe that they besties whatever,
Speaker 6: So you know, I used to go over there all
Speaker 6: the time. We would be fucking, and I knew that
Speaker 6: it was the girl's mom's old house, but he told
Speaker 6: me that they was friends. So a little bit naive,
Speaker 6: I believed he's ass. So I used to be over
Speaker 6: there fucking on that nigga all the time. So then
Speaker 6: one day I went over there. We was fucking, and
Speaker 6: he was like okay. He was like, let's just go
Speaker 6: downstairs and chill for a little bit. So we go downstairs.
Speaker 6: I guess the girl called him and was like, hey,
Speaker 6: I'm about to be on the way over there. He
Speaker 6: was like, oh my god. She around the corner and
Speaker 6: she about to pull up. Can you please just go
Speaker 6: hide upstairs in the closet, hind up.
Speaker 2: In a close.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's so media And I'm a grown ass woman, like,
Speaker 1: I'm like twenty six at the time.
Speaker 2: Nigga, hide in the closet, are you dead ass? So right,
Speaker 2: So I'm like, nigga, no, you got me fucked up.
Speaker 2: I'm about to see it right here. And so he
Speaker 2: was like, man, please, Drea, please go hide in the closet.
Speaker 6: And I was like, no, nigga. He was like, you
Speaker 6: don't have time to leave because she round the corner.
Speaker 6: He was like, I'm gonna just move your car in
Speaker 6: the garage and she and you just need to run
Speaker 6: upstairs and go hide in the closet.
Speaker 2: And so my little domb ass beat okay, but I'm
Speaker 2: get mad when I come out.
Speaker 6: So my did the sheit and I was mad when
Speaker 6: I come out. I was mad as fuck, Like I
Speaker 6: couldn't believe that shit. I hadn't been in a situation
Speaker 6: like that since fucking high school.
Speaker 4: Or some she.
Speaker 1: So I ended up coming out the closet after the
Speaker 1: beach left, and I was just done with him after that. Honestly,
Speaker 1: that was the last straw, because, like I said, it
Speaker 1: was a lot of things going on.
Speaker 2: He wasn't no BDB, he had lied and it was
Speaker 2: just a lot of things. He didn't have no car, y'all,
Speaker 2: it's a lie.
Speaker 1: So I was just like, you know what, did you
Speaker 1: hear me go hide upstairs when this stupid ass beach
Speaker 1: came over here?
Speaker 2: You got me fucked up. I'm done with yeah. So
Speaker 2: that's that's when my.
Speaker 1: Little host story that is, that's that's true.
Speaker 2: I would probably would go in the closet too, because
Speaker 2: I don't get time for the drama. No, yeah, I
Speaker 2: would know. You know, I'm I'm confrontational.
Speaker 6: So I've been like, well, I am, but I kind
Speaker 6: of had felt like, I don't know. I guess I
Speaker 6: had kind of felt like since it was her mom's
Speaker 6: old house, I kind of feel like me listed like,
Speaker 6: I'm just like, I don't know if she gonna come
Speaker 6: over here, she might call her mama, call her.
Speaker 2: Get out. She had like five slusters. I'm like, I
Speaker 2: don't got time for the exactly in the closet. When
Speaker 2: I get out, I'm gonna cush you.
Speaker 6: But I was like, I ain't never coming back, and
Speaker 6: I didn't. Oh my god, your turn.
Speaker 4: Okay, So I'll tell the story. This happened when I
Speaker 4: was like twenty two. I don't even think I've ever
Speaker 4: told you this story. You have no this is I
Speaker 4: was gonna tell the other story about my ex. I
Speaker 4: just thought about something that was actually a little bit crazier.
Speaker 2: Okay. So I was like twenty two.
Speaker 4: This was around Mother's Day and so me and my
Speaker 4: mom had planned a trip we were gonna go.
Speaker 2: We decided to go to Dallas.
Speaker 1: I think Tyler Perry was doing a play at the time,
Speaker 1: and she was like, let's go watch the Tyler Perry play.
Speaker 2: We could spend the weekend together.
Speaker 1: She was like, you can bring one of your friends
Speaker 1: and we could just have a weekend in Dallas.
Speaker 2: So I was like, okay, cool, that sounds fun.
Speaker 4: So it was me, one of my best friends her
Speaker 4: name is Schedule, and my mom. So we go to
Speaker 4: Dallas and you know, we're doing this, going out to eat,
Speaker 4: having drinks, just doing little stuff. So when we got
Speaker 4: to the hotel, we had ran into some guys like
Speaker 4: as soon as we got there.
Speaker 2: So my mom was like, okay, girls, y'all.
Speaker 4: Go do y'all thing. You know, y'all can meet up
Speaker 4: with them later on tonight, and you know, y'all do
Speaker 4: y'all young people.
Speaker 1: She didn't.
Speaker 4: So later on that night, me and my best friend
Speaker 4: we end up linking up with the dudes. We go out,
Speaker 4: we get super drunk, We have a good good time.
Speaker 4: So we go back to the hotel because they were
Speaker 4: staying at the same hotel we were in, and we
Speaker 4: was like, well, let's all get in the pool. So
Speaker 4: we all get in the pool and is like she
Speaker 4: plays pranks every day. It's like she's doing a prank
Speaker 4: she's always just doing a prank. So we're fucked up
Speaker 4: at this point, and I just can't believe how stupid
Speaker 4: I was.
Speaker 2: So they like the guy that she was kind of feeling.
Speaker 1: They were like in the corner of the pool and
Speaker 1: they were like making noises and I was like, oh shit,
Speaker 1: they having sex for fucking I'm about to get licked too.
Speaker 2: So I was like, fucking, So me and the dude,
Speaker 2: we start fucking for real.
Speaker 4: She was joking, So I'm fucking this nigga because I'm like, fucking,
Speaker 4: you ain't about to upstage me, you know.
Speaker 2: What I'm saying. I start fucking this nigga. No pool, y'all?
Speaker 4: Why did the security guard come? And he's like, y'all
Speaker 4: need to get the fuck out. He was like, no,
Speaker 4: get out, get out, mind you like this room is
Speaker 4: in my mom's name. I'm like, dog like, what the fuck?
Speaker 4: Like the security was, Oh, he was pissed. He was like,
Speaker 4: y'all need to get out. The pull on stretch was.
Speaker 2: Like what y'all was fucking for him? And she's dying laughing.
Speaker 1: I'm like, shit, ch'all thinking you second nig were supposed
Speaker 1: to be doing this shit together.
Speaker 2: Home my dumb man was just trying to pop this pussy.
Speaker 2: I've been popping this pussy for a long time.
Speaker 4: So afterwards I went we went up to the room
Speaker 4: and my mom was like she was sleeping.
Speaker 2: She was like, oh, did y'all have one? I was like,
Speaker 2: go to sleep, girls.
Speaker 4: I was so scared y'all the next day when we
Speaker 4: checked out that they were gonna say anything.
Speaker 2: But they didn't say anything because.
Speaker 4: I was you could imagine like they could have literally
Speaker 4: kicked us out the hotel at that moment.
Speaker 2: Ting Rim twenty two four, I was just like, oh,
Speaker 2: it was so fucking embarrassing.
Speaker 4: So yeah, but the next morning we woke up, I
Speaker 4: was kind of like trying to be low key, and
Speaker 4: so I was just like, oh, I'm waiting.
Speaker 2: The car while y'all check out. So we just like
Speaker 2: hurried up and waited in the car, and we just
Speaker 2: we escaped. We got out of there.
Speaker 6: My god, my god, because the time I fuged and
Speaker 6: got caught by the security guard, I.
Speaker 5: Went to jail.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, gonna be a little bit of a more
Speaker 1: spicy story.
Speaker 2: But I think I untold this story before on like cocktails.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everyth Wait, where were you where were you fucking Yeah, it.
Speaker 2: Was in my car.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 2: In Georgia. No, this was in Texas when I still
Speaker 2: living down south. They'll put you in jail. And what
Speaker 2: building it was? He stayed at his sister's apartment building.
Speaker 1: So girl, yeah, I was like nineteen. They rested you
Speaker 1: both where when we both went to jail for what
Speaker 1: like in decent exposure?
Speaker 2: Public decency is what it was.
Speaker 6: But then the officer ended up seeing that I was
Speaker 6: in college at the time, so I guess he wanted
Speaker 6: to cut me some slacks, so he had me public intoxication.
Speaker 2: But that ain't what I went for. But that's what
Speaker 2: my mama thought. This fucking piece of ship took you
Speaker 2: to jail. R Nobody could even see me. The windows
Speaker 2: are flogged up.
Speaker 6: Yes, they definitely took both of us to jail. I
Speaker 6: still can't believe that ship when I be thinking about it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, all the things to get lost up
Speaker 2: for trying to get some Okay, So ladies, Smith one
Speaker 2: last thing, so we have this.
Speaker 1: We have a hotline, and if you guys have not
Speaker 1: called our hotline yet, you definitely want to make sure
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Speaker 1: So we have someone that left a message for us
Speaker 1: on the hotline and she needs a little bit of advice,
Speaker 1: so maybe you can help. I know it's latest fuck,
Speaker 1: but I think I'm going crazy, Like for real, my
Speaker 1: ex and I fucked almost a month ago, and I
Speaker 1: can't stop wanting to talk to him and be with him.
Speaker 1: He lives in Louisiana and I live in Texas. Travel
Speaker 1: is no issue but coronavirus, and he says he doesn't
Speaker 1: want a long distance relationship. I want to move on.
Speaker 1: I want to let this old love go because he's
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Speaker 4: Like a lot of women, women need to stop getting
Speaker 4: diggmatized because you're not happy. You're just happy you're getting
Speaker 4: sex from somebody that you're comfortable with.
Speaker 2: There is good dick everywhere.
Speaker 4: Seriously, like, I feel like, once you know your body
Speaker 4: and learn your body, and you can make sure you
Speaker 4: have an orgasm every time, you can have good sex
Speaker 4: with anybody.
Speaker 2: Right, let this man go.
Speaker 1: I agree, you not, because you're gonna wake up and
Speaker 1: it's gonna be four years later. Then you're gonna be like, damn,
Speaker 1: it's been ten years at this point, and you're gonna
Speaker 1: be mad.
Speaker 2: God.
Speaker 1: God has already tried to separate y'all. St ex coronavirus.
Speaker 1: Listen to God trying to get it.
Speaker 2: Away, right. I feel like we need to stop.
Speaker 4: I think a lot of times as women, we do
Speaker 4: we get emotions involved in sex a lot, and it's
Speaker 4: like sometimes.
Speaker 2: Girl, just get your nut and leave. You know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying. It's okay to do that as a woman.
Speaker 4: Don't be like getting your emotions involved because obviously it
Speaker 4: seems like the feelings aren't mutual. Because it's like, if
Speaker 4: you wanted to be a relationship Texas and Louisiana not that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, So that's a drive I gotta get on a flight,
Speaker 6: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I used to day my ex is from Louisiana.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: I used to be in like Charles every weekend. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I know a deal. It just sounds like he just
Speaker 2: wants some pussy whenever he want it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I feel like a lot of the time
Speaker 1: men for whatever reason, they don't they won't really cut
Speaker 1: you off, but they'll just like keep leading you on.
Speaker 6: And of course, if you're gonna keep letting him FuG
Speaker 6: he gonna keep booking. But I mean, I definitely don't
Speaker 6: think the feelings are mutual and they you should just
Speaker 6: let the situation go for sure, because he's just trying
Speaker 6: to use your girl for.
Speaker 1: I also think, like for me, my cut off game
Speaker 1: is really strong, like and I, And the only reason
Speaker 1: it is strong is I literally block people. I delete
Speaker 1: them from my phone so that I can't go stock
Speaker 1: like I like, because I'm always telling you me, I'm like,
Speaker 1: but you gotta just can't follow these people. You can't
Speaker 1: follow them, you can't look at their Instagram. You gotta
Speaker 1: block yourself from them, like, and sometimes that's the only.
Speaker 2: Way to do it. Yeah, because because good dick is
Speaker 2: like a disease.
Speaker 3: Honestly, I don't want to I don't want to give
Speaker 3: advice on this because good good dick in a good
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Speaker 2: I really like good great sax ye, but it's okay,
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Speaker 5: It is, Oh my god.
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Speaker 9: Bye, I did something for the first time. So I
Speaker 9: talked about how I would never fuck my period ever, ever.
Speaker 7: Ever.
Speaker 9: So we had already planned to go to the beach
Speaker 9: yesterday and I wake up and I white pink, and
Speaker 9: I'm pissed.
Speaker 7: I'm like, fuck my periods three days early? Fuck fuck fuck.
Speaker 7: I wanted to fuck him in the car.
Speaker 9: I wanted to count and it fucking came early, and
Speaker 9: I was like, fuck, I'm out of commission. Like even
Speaker 9: at the nude beach, I didn't take off my bottoms.
Speaker 7: I was like, uh. So we get home last night
Speaker 7: and we're laying down and I don't even know why.
Speaker 7: I was like, why is he hard?
Speaker 9: Like I go to Phylli's dick and it's hard, and
Speaker 9: I was like, you know, I'm out of commission, what
Speaker 9: are you doing? So I start sucking it and then
Speaker 9: I'm like, wait, do you even come from head? Like
Speaker 9: why am I even sucking your dick? I know I
Speaker 9: can't do anything. I start to get mad, and then
Speaker 9: I'm just like, do you.
Speaker 7: Want to fuck me in my ass? And so I
Speaker 7: go to my closet and I get the loube and
Speaker 7: I'm like, okay, just get her open first.
Speaker 9: But I'm like, I lay down the towel because at
Speaker 9: this point, I don't know if there's gonna be mess.
Speaker 9: I don't know if they're gonna push my tampon out.
Speaker 9: I've never done this before, and I'm just like, he
Speaker 9: starts rubbing my clip and I'm like, no, no, no,
Speaker 9: don't touch there. I don't want to be touched by
Speaker 9: my vagina, like it's fucking bleeding, it's clogged up with
Speaker 9: a goddamn tampon. Like I'm not supposed to do this.
Speaker 9: I've never done this before. So I go to get
Speaker 9: the loub and he starts springing on my butthole first
Speaker 9: one finger, then two fingers, and we're making out and
Speaker 9: then like he like puts a lot of loub and
Speaker 9: starts fucking me in my ass and like eventually it's
Speaker 9: like feeling like he's fucking my pussy, like he's fucking
Speaker 9: me hard, like he's fucking my pussy, like, oh, the
Speaker 9: whole buck session and it's amazing.
Speaker 7: So this is me the whole time. Though I'm enjoying it.
Speaker 9: But I'm because I don't I didn't know what the
Speaker 9: fun I hate that I never did it. I wasn't
Speaker 9: really like fully let it go literally because I was
Speaker 9: also thinking, like, damn, I drank coffee this morning.
Speaker 7: I know my shit was a little runny. Is it
Speaker 7: gonna be a messy boodhah hole.
Speaker 9: There was too much of me thinking I didn't know.
Speaker 9: So we get done fucking. Mind you, it's dark because
Speaker 9: it's like fucking two o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 7: So we get done fucking.
Speaker 9: And this is how you know your mind will fucking
Speaker 9: play tricks on you. I looked down at the bed mine.
Speaker 9: You was pitch black in my room, and I'm like,
Speaker 9: oh no, my mine, my sheets are white.
Speaker 7: I'm like, oh no, we made a mess. Don't look,
Speaker 7: don't look, don't look. I'm gonna tear it off. I'm
Speaker 7: gonna tear it off.
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