Speaker 1: Second date up dated you guys, ever heard of the
Speaker 1: Rocky dating act hack? Yeah, dating hack. A lot of
Speaker 1: guys use it when they're about to meet up with someone.
Speaker 1: You show up to the restaurant ten minutes early, slide
Speaker 1: into the bathroom. You get down on the floor and
Speaker 1: bust out of tight fifty push ups, so your chest
Speaker 1: gets nice and swollen.
Speaker 2: You're on the floor of the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Rocky does it in like a meat cloth. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're with a bunch of meat, like a group workout
Speaker 1: in there. And then your dade shows up.
Speaker 3: They see you all puffed out and masculine, and suddenly
Speaker 3: they're thinking, Wow, I didn't know I.
Speaker 1: Was on a date with secret hercules.
Speaker 4: All right, don't shake his hands, girl.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: One of our listeners emailed us saying he didn't just
Speaker 1: do push ups, he squeezed in an entire workout before
Speaker 1: his date and he's wearing maybe he may have overdone it.
Speaker 1: So Jack is his name?
Speaker 5: Jack?
Speaker 1: Do you think you were too yoked for your date?
Speaker 2: He jacked up, Jeffrey, He's.
Speaker 6: A jacked up like I'm gonna do that Rocky trick
Speaker 6: from that lawn. I think that's the way I'm going
Speaker 6: to do it.
Speaker 2: Can't you guys run some stairs or do something outside instead,
Speaker 2: not if you really care about this person.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I didn't work out in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Oh that's mistake number one. We're going to call that
Speaker 1: all right.
Speaker 2: What'd you do, Jim? Gross?
Speaker 7: Yes, I worked out a Jim.
Speaker 6: It was a pretty intense workout, and uh, I showered.
Speaker 6: I rushed straight over to the restaurant to meet her.
Speaker 4: I know, after a big workout, like I will shower
Speaker 4: and then I'll still be sweating for the next half hour.
Speaker 2: Is that your issue?
Speaker 7: No, I mean I sweat, definitely.
Speaker 6: I blasted D A C in my car, But once
Speaker 6: I arrived, I could tell that I was totally drained.
Speaker 7: It's just got a little.
Speaker 1: Tired for the day. We haven't gotten the name that
Speaker 1: you met up with yet. What's her name?
Speaker 7: Courtney?
Speaker 1: Courtney? Okay, So what.
Speaker 2: Was that first interaction like then with her? If you
Speaker 2: were exhausted?
Speaker 7: Well, it was great. I mean she was great.
Speaker 6: She was really nice. She got into our conversation. She
Speaker 6: was asking me a lot of questions and it was
Speaker 6: It was good. But I felt bad because I couldn't
Speaker 6: keep up my other side because again I was just
Speaker 6: I was like a wilted piece of lettuce sitting on
Speaker 6: an old, musty burger.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, that is quite the analogy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, did you get food?
Speaker 7: Well, this is the thing.
Speaker 6: We ended up going to this restaurant that is a
Speaker 6: great restaurant, but it's a little slow that But the
Speaker 6: good thing was is that I can always dip into
Speaker 6: my energy emergency reserves. So I always carry this thing
Speaker 6: around just in case I ever need it, and I
Speaker 6: definitely needed it. But I have a can of pre
Speaker 6: cooked shrimp.
Speaker 2: I thought you were going to say caffeine pills. Why
Speaker 2: you like coffee?
Speaker 7: Yeah, you know, it does nothing for me. I needed
Speaker 7: the protein.
Speaker 1: After you work out, you need nutrients, not just caffeine.
Speaker 2: Did you pop a tin of shrimp at the table?
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, kind of, not exactly.
Speaker 6: I first asked our waiter if the kitchen could open
Speaker 6: the can of shrimp and.
Speaker 2: Keep it glassy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, And the waiter kindly said no, they can't
Speaker 6: do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you can't bring your own food into the
Speaker 1: restaurant and have them cook it for a year a
Speaker 1: cargage fee.
Speaker 2: Definitely.
Speaker 6: Well, eventually I convinced them to bring it to me.
Speaker 6: The can opener that is, and I said, it's kind
Speaker 6: of urgent. It's an emergency, you know, really shrimp emergency.
Speaker 2: What is your face?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 2: Where is she at? What's her vibe when you're doing
Speaker 2: all this?
Speaker 7: I don't know. I mean, maybe that's why she's not
Speaker 7: called me back.
Speaker 6: But you know, the rest of the date was really awesome,
Speaker 6: and I think she was pretty cool about it, like
Speaker 6: she understood.
Speaker 2: And I just can't imagine how stinky that is.
Speaker 1: I can't imagine how turned on she must have done.
Speaker 1: You down that shrimp right at the table.
Speaker 2: Oh, maybe she wanted you to offer her some. Maybe
Speaker 2: that's why she's calling you back. Did you offer her an?
Speaker 7: I did?
Speaker 6: I did offer some, she politely declined, Yeah, sure.
Speaker 1: Gentlemen, cocktail sauce at home.
Speaker 6: Yeah. I know it sounds bad, but I was depleted
Speaker 6: of protein.
Speaker 7: I needed it.
Speaker 4: It was like one of those things like why didn't
Speaker 4: you got your car or just any other prote eat
Speaker 4: your ext any other I can guarantee she's not thinking, Oh,
Speaker 4: I can't wait to kiss this guy later after his
Speaker 4: canned shrimp.
Speaker 1: You were saying that after the shrimp, after you downed it,
Speaker 1: you felt better and things got back on track.
Speaker 7: Yeah, everything was great.
Speaker 6: You know, we were rifting about our favorite movies and
Speaker 6: shows and we were making each other laugh. So I
Speaker 6: really believe that the shrimp saved the date.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, by the shrimp.
Speaker 2: Well okay, so that's not what was wrong. That was
Speaker 2: what was right.
Speaker 1: Thank god for your emergency shrimp. How did the night end.
Speaker 7: With a hug and talk about another gate?
Speaker 2: And that's good sign?
Speaker 6: I think so too, And I'm a little shocked, like
Speaker 6: she's not getting back to me.
Speaker 4: Really well, are you going to need to down some
Speaker 4: shrimp before we make the phone call?
Speaker 2: Are you feeling okay?
Speaker 7: Gez non proteined up?
Speaker 1: Don't worry. I don't appreciate the snarky attitude coming from
Speaker 1: my co host and the skepticism over there.
Speaker 4: Timing man, like you had time between the gym and
Speaker 4: the showering and the driving to have done the shrimp
Speaker 4: without it being.
Speaker 1: He's proteined up. Now he's probably four eggs and seven class.
Speaker 6: I recognized that it wasn't the ideal time, but I
Speaker 6: explained everything to her and why it works for me,
Speaker 6: and she understood, Oh that's good.
Speaker 3: After that, Well, I don't know how you're feeling right now.
Speaker 1: But if you have to blend up a little seafood
Speaker 1: smoothie for yourself, we'll come back. We're gonna call Courtney
Speaker 1: and try and get you your second date update right
Speaker 1: after this.
Speaker 7: Okay, I just took out an oyster thing.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Oh it's gonna get romantic too. All right,
Speaker 1: we're gonna do it next. Hold on second date update.
Speaker 1: I know whenever I need a quick protein verse stop.
Speaker 1: I turned to the sea and all of her bounty.
Speaker 2: Oh, come on, I think the song is right for it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's say to say o listener. Jack is a
Speaker 1: seafood lover because he busted out a can of pre
Speaker 1: cooked shrimp in the middle of his first date because
Speaker 1: he was feeling depleted after an intense workout right before,
Speaker 1: and shrimp apparently is a great source of protein if
Speaker 1: you're gonna pinch Yep, did I not say shrimp?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I didn't hear you. Yeah, Brook is trying to forget
Speaker 1: this entire thing.
Speaker 2: Look's like you're at a restaurant. You couldn't have waited
Speaker 2: the ten minutes more to get the appetizer.
Speaker 1: Apparently the service is too slow at the restaurant. Where
Speaker 1: they were at. Jack even himself admits it might have
Speaker 1: seemed a little bit odd, but the shrimp ended up
Speaker 1: saving the day for him because those little prawns got
Speaker 1: everything back on track. Yeah, they did. Afterwards, him and
Speaker 1: Courtney had a great time together at the restaurant. Jack,
Speaker 1: I appreciate the tip. And how would you feel if
Speaker 1: I told you? Right now we're getting a lot of
Speaker 1: text into seven eighty five, nine to two from dudes
Speaker 1: who are saying they're going to start doing the same
Speaker 1: thing on their dates. Ye, emergency shrimp stash any sea life,
Speaker 1: I mean cucumbers. It's been good.
Speaker 2: For our options of having a lot of second dates.
Speaker 1: True, Jack, Well.
Speaker 7: I appreciate that. That's affirmation right there, So.
Speaker 4: We got we all remember she's not calling it back
Speaker 4: right like, we all remember that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we gotta follow his instructions.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's like two steps back, one step forward. Is
Speaker 2: that where we're at you for single?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm optimistic for you, Jack. Yeah, I know we're
Speaker 1: giving you a hard time about it, but I could
Speaker 1: see it was an emergency, right, you know.
Speaker 7: I think it is. I think it's a.
Speaker 1: Joke, but let's just call it. Courtney we'll see what
Speaker 1: she has to say, try and get you hooked up
Speaker 1: with her one more time.
Speaker 8: Okay, all right, okay, we need to help Jack.
Speaker 1: I'm down your number.
Speaker 4: Don't be shellfish, okay, Jack not very optimistic.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hey, we're looking for Courtney.
Speaker 5: This is Courtney.
Speaker 1: Hey, Courtney. Well, you're in a radio show right now.
Speaker 1: It's called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning Morning.
Speaker 2: How are you doing, Courtney?
Speaker 1: Hello?
Speaker 4: Are you there?
Speaker 5: Hang up, I'm here.
Speaker 2: She's processing sor Yeah.
Speaker 1: I know that's a lot coming at you. You never
Speaker 1: answered our question.
Speaker 7: I didn't.
Speaker 5: I didn't hear it. Is this a joke?
Speaker 1: No, No, this is a segment that we do call
Speaker 1: the second Date Update. Okay, and we're trying to help
Speaker 1: out one of our listeners that you went out on
Speaker 1: a date with recently named Jack. Oh yeah, yeah remember Jack?
Speaker 5: Uh huh oh?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 4: Is that.
Speaker 5: So this is like you're calling me and then you
Speaker 5: want me to go on a second.
Speaker 1: Date kind of. But you know, basically, we've talked to
Speaker 1: Jack a little bit. He told us about the time
Speaker 1: that you two spent together at the restaurant. He says
Speaker 1: he's tried to reach you a few times and you're
Speaker 1: not getting back to him. So we're just trying to
Speaker 1: help give him a little bit of clarity if there
Speaker 1: was something bad that happened, if something's going on in
Speaker 1: your life. We just don't know.
Speaker 5: My life is great.
Speaker 2: That's good. Okay, way do you go, Courtney? Did you
Speaker 2: like Jack?
Speaker 5: I saw Jack was a nice guy.
Speaker 1: That's a good thing.
Speaker 2: I feel like there's a butt Courtney, Like, what's the
Speaker 2: he's a nice guy.
Speaker 7: But did he tell you about the shrimp?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, talk that happened. That there was a can
Speaker 1: of shrimp that came out.
Speaker 2: And there was a lot of questioning on our end,
Speaker 2: like about his timing.
Speaker 1: I'll say that, but from our understanding, it was like
Speaker 1: an emergency where he needed to do it or else
Speaker 1: the date was going to really tank.
Speaker 5: That's what he said, you know, And I understood that,
Speaker 5: and I think, like I said, I think he's a
Speaker 5: nice guy.
Speaker 4: Can you walk us through like the shrimp moment, Like
Speaker 4: this guy pulls out a can of shrimp.
Speaker 5: That well, we're sitting at the table and so then
Speaker 5: he flags down the waiter and he's like it's an
Speaker 5: emergency and his body needs protein. And I just feel
Speaker 5: like I'm on a TV show or something. I'm looking
Speaker 5: around to see if there are cameras. The waiter is
Speaker 5: as perplexed as I am. And he got the can
Speaker 5: opener finally, and.
Speaker 7: Jack opens it right there.
Speaker 5: Sure, And we hadn't gotten far enough in the date
Speaker 5: for me to even tell him I'm a vegetarian.
Speaker 4: Oh oh no, that doesn't help eating tiny animals right
Speaker 4: in front of you.
Speaker 1: But he doesn't know about you.
Speaker 5: No, And absolutely he's not trying to be rude or
Speaker 5: anything like that. But it was it was more that
Speaker 5: I couldn't see myself with somebody who's opening a can
Speaker 5: of shrimp at the restaurant.
Speaker 1: If he can cauliflower, would you have been happier?
Speaker 2: It would have.
Speaker 5: It would have been less awkward. Probably.
Speaker 4: You can't see yourself with a man who carries emergency
Speaker 4: shrimp in his pocket.
Speaker 1: That's not shrimp shame, that's not fair.
Speaker 5: As I was trying to see past the shrimp. He
Speaker 5: then proceeded to reach in his pocket and pull out
Speaker 5: a boiled egg.
Speaker 1: Wait hard too, You got shrimp and eggs straight?
Speaker 5: He pulled an egg out of his pockets.
Speaker 2: He's like an addition of protein.
Speaker 1: Ye, yeah, for real.
Speaker 5: He was like, oh, man, man, I can't believe I
Speaker 5: forgot about this, which is, oh, I should have thought
Speaker 5: of this earlier. I'm so stupid, and smell was just
Speaker 5: hu much for me.
Speaker 1: Well, eggs are in his mouth on the date. There
Speaker 1: might be a little egg on his face as he's
Speaker 1: listening to this, because you didn't know this, Courtney. But
Speaker 1: Jack's on the other line right now.
Speaker 5: What what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how this segment works.
Speaker 2: Sounds like he's in the background opening it up.
Speaker 1: Another kid, Jackie there.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah, hi Jacky hike.
Speaker 7: Courtney.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm sorry that it was such an awkward start.
Speaker 7: Honestly, if there had.
Speaker 6: Been any other way for me to go about getting protein,
Speaker 6: I would have done that.
Speaker 7: But it was necessary.
Speaker 1: So, I mean, you were technically at a restaurant where
Speaker 1: you sure bordered protein in pinch. But I understand chickens,
Speaker 1: you know your payics. It's an emergency. You do whatever
Speaker 1: you have to do, and.
Speaker 5: I understand that too, But I didn't think you would
Speaker 5: misunderstand me not responding. I thought it was pretty clear.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean I had a great time on the date,
Speaker 6: and yeah, maybe that that was a weird way to start,
Speaker 6: and so I apologize for that.
Speaker 4: I will say, to Jack's credit, like he's coming in
Speaker 4: pretty level headed after hearing I mean we were pretty
Speaker 4: brutal on him.
Speaker 1: That's a good point, Jack, What is the frequency? How
Speaker 1: often do you need to dive into your emergency protein.
Speaker 5: That?
Speaker 2: I mean he's putting it in his pocket on the
Speaker 2: daily and forgetting where.
Speaker 1: I want here the whole time.
Speaker 6: It's called the emergency stash for a reason. It's it's
Speaker 6: a rare time that I go in there. So it
Speaker 6: really was, in my opinion, can't.
Speaker 1: Open to your emergency or get a pull tab or
Speaker 1: something like that.
Speaker 4: I just imagine them like being married way down the
Speaker 4: line and she's trying to help with laundry and pulling
Speaker 4: out big legs of flayout this starfish.
Speaker 1: What is going on?
Speaker 7: You guys aren't helping right now.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. But if anything, Cotney, you can hear that
Speaker 1: he's being such a good sport about this. He admits
Speaker 1: that it wasn't the best look for the first date.
Speaker 1: He just didn't know what else to do. So if
Speaker 1: you're willing to give him another shot, we would love
Speaker 1: to send you out on a second date at Red lobster.
Speaker 2: Oh she's a vegetarian. What she can to do? Just
Speaker 2: eat the.
Speaker 5: I mean, Jack, I appreciate you, and I'm glad we
Speaker 5: can like laugh about this. And honestly, I'm sorry I
Speaker 5: didn't just tell you I was offended. Now I'm realizing
Speaker 5: how important it is to me that I I date
Speaker 5: somebody that is also a vegetarian. Oh what, So it
Speaker 5: kind of took this situation to the extreme, and that's
Speaker 5: that I realized, you know, what am I going to
Speaker 5: have in common with someone if our lifestyle habits don't
Speaker 5: add up?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I mean, look, I get it. I'm somebody who does
Speaker 6: this for my body, for my health. You do that
Speaker 6: for your body and your health, and I respect that.
Speaker 1: So I really wish you guys to reconsider it. Sounds
Speaker 1: like an excuse to me, Jack, Like she if she
Speaker 1: really felt that way, she probably would have told you
Speaker 1: it before the date happened. You turned her off from
Speaker 1: all meat eaters forever. It just takes.
Speaker 8: You apparently, all right, Jack, Well, I'm sorry, man, but
Speaker 8: remember there's always plenty of other fish in the sea, shrimp.
Speaker 1: And crustaceans all that you can eat.
Speaker 2: It's a bucket.
Speaker 4: Yeah, have Alba core Okay.
Speaker 2: Okay, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: I'm surprised. I felt like I was in the minority
Speaker 1: calling her out for using an easy excuse to get
Speaker 1: out of the second date.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think it's an excuse. I really truly
Speaker 2: think that that was a revelation for her.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like I think that she had an epiphany.
Speaker 3: I'm a vegetarian and I'm only going to date vegetarians.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think that he made her realize that that's
Speaker 2: what she wanted.
Speaker 3: I smelt that shrimp and was like, I feel like
Speaker 3: she if that was true, Like, if it's true, that's
Speaker 3: totally fine. But I feel like she would have said
Speaker 3: it at some point in her dating profile, or mentioned
Speaker 3: it during her date, or even after her date, at.
Speaker 2: Something point know that it was something she needed.
Speaker 1: It up with us until the very end of the call.
Speaker 3: She wanted to seem nice where we asked her out,
Speaker 3: She's like, actually, I think at this point I'm only
Speaker 3: going to date vegetarian. The phone with us, I'm not
Speaker 3: grossed out by him eating shrimp and eggs.
Speaker 1: That's not the problem. It's that he's not a vegetarian.
Speaker 2: Maybe she was trying to save his feelings.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that's what And maybe this is apropos
Speaker 3: for the moment, but something's fishy about what.
Speaker 1: She said right there. She out like a zucchini, and
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna give her a pass. Say okay, she
Speaker 1: skirted her way out with an okay excuse.
Speaker 4: I think she's literally on a vegetarian dating app as
Speaker 4: we speak.
Speaker 1: I think she's going to go out to a steakhouse
Speaker 1: with Ramsey on her next day.
Speaker 2: She's looking for tofu boys.
Speaker 1: What she's looking for, Well, whatever type of man or
Speaker 1: boy you're looking for, we'll try and hook you up
Speaker 1: with them. Just email the show. We'll call that person.
Speaker 7: Wasn't calling you, Mack freaking Jeffrey in the morning,