WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Saved By The Shrimp

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<v Speaker 1>Second date up dated you guys, ever heard of the

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<v Speaker 1>Rocky dating act hack? Yeah, dating hack. A lot of

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<v Speaker 1>guys use it when they're about to meet up with someone.

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<v Speaker 1>You show up to the restaurant ten minutes early, slide

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<v Speaker 1>into the bathroom. You get down on the floor and

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<v Speaker 1>bust out of tight fifty push ups, so your chest

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<v Speaker 1>gets nice and swollen.

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<v Speaker 2>You're on the floor of the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Rocky does it in like a meat cloth. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're with a bunch of meat, like a group workout

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<v Speaker 1>in there. And then your dade shows up.

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<v Speaker 3>They see you all puffed out and masculine, and suddenly

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<v Speaker 3>they're thinking, Wow, I didn't know I.

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<v Speaker 1>Was on a date with secret hercules.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, don't shake his hands, girl.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>One of our listeners emailed us saying he didn't just

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<v Speaker 1>do push ups, he squeezed in an entire workout before

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<v Speaker 1>his date and he's wearing maybe he may have overdone it.

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<v Speaker 1>So Jack is his name?

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<v Speaker 5>Jack?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think you were too yoked for your date?

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<v Speaker 2>He jacked up, Jeffrey, He's.

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<v Speaker 6>A jacked up like I'm gonna do that Rocky trick

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<v Speaker 6>from that lawn. I think that's the way I'm going

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<v Speaker 6>to do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Can't you guys run some stairs or do something outside instead,

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<v Speaker 2>not if you really care about this person.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I didn't work out in the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's mistake number one. We're going to call that

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<v Speaker 1>all right.

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<v Speaker 2>What'd you do, Jim? Gross?

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, I worked out a Jim.

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<v Speaker 6>It was a pretty intense workout, and uh, I showered.

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<v Speaker 6>I rushed straight over to the restaurant to meet her.

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<v Speaker 4>I know, after a big workout, like I will shower

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<v Speaker 4>and then I'll still be sweating for the next half hour.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that your issue?

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<v Speaker 7>No, I mean I sweat, definitely.

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<v Speaker 6>I blasted D A C in my car, But once

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<v Speaker 6>I arrived, I could tell that I was totally drained.

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<v Speaker 7>It's just got a little.

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<v Speaker 1>Tired for the day. We haven't gotten the name that

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<v Speaker 1>you met up with yet. What's her name?

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<v Speaker 7>Courtney?

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<v Speaker 1>Courtney? Okay, So what.

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<v Speaker 2>Was that first interaction like then with her? If you

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<v Speaker 2>were exhausted?

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<v Speaker 7>Well, it was great. I mean she was great.

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<v Speaker 6>She was really nice. She got into our conversation. She

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<v Speaker 6>was asking me a lot of questions and it was

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<v Speaker 6>It was good. But I felt bad because I couldn't

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<v Speaker 6>keep up my other side because again I was just

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<v Speaker 6>I was like a wilted piece of lettuce sitting on

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<v Speaker 6>an old, musty burger.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, that is quite the analogy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, did you get food?

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<v Speaker 7>Well, this is the thing.

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<v Speaker 6>We ended up going to this restaurant that is a

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<v Speaker 6>great restaurant, but it's a little slow that But the

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<v Speaker 6>good thing was is that I can always dip into

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<v Speaker 6>my energy emergency reserves. So I always carry this thing

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<v Speaker 6>around just in case I ever need it, and I

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<v Speaker 6>definitely needed it. But I have a can of pre

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<v Speaker 6>cooked shrimp.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought you were going to say caffeine pills. Why

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<v Speaker 2>you like coffee?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, you know, it does nothing for me. I needed

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<v Speaker 7>the protein.

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<v Speaker 1>After you work out, you need nutrients, not just caffeine.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you pop a tin of shrimp at the table?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh yeah, kind of, not exactly.

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<v Speaker 6>I first asked our waiter if the kitchen could open

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<v Speaker 6>the can of shrimp and.

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<v Speaker 2>Keep it glassy.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, okay, And the waiter kindly said no, they can't

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<v Speaker 6>do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, you can't bring your own food into the

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<v Speaker 1>restaurant and have them cook it for a year a

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<v Speaker 1>cargage fee.

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<v Speaker 2>Definitely.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, eventually I convinced them to bring it to me.

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<v Speaker 6>The can opener that is, and I said, it's kind

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<v Speaker 6>of urgent. It's an emergency, you know, really shrimp emergency.

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<v Speaker 2>What is your face?

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<v Speaker 5>Like?

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<v Speaker 2>Where is she at? What's her vibe when you're doing

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<v Speaker 2>all this?

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<v Speaker 7>I don't know. I mean, maybe that's why she's not

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<v Speaker 7>called me back.

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<v Speaker 6>But you know, the rest of the date was really awesome,

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<v Speaker 6>and I think she was pretty cool about it, like

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<v Speaker 6>she understood.

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<v Speaker 2>And I just can't imagine how stinky that is.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't imagine how turned on she must have done.

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<v Speaker 1>You down that shrimp right at the table.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, maybe she wanted you to offer her some. Maybe

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<v Speaker 2>that's why she's calling you back. Did you offer her an?

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<v Speaker 7>I did?

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<v Speaker 6>I did offer some, she politely declined, Yeah, sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Gentlemen, cocktail sauce at home.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah. I know it sounds bad, but I was depleted

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<v Speaker 6>of protein.

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<v Speaker 7>I needed it.

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<v Speaker 4>It was like one of those things like why didn't

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<v Speaker 4>you got your car or just any other prote eat

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<v Speaker 4>your ext any other I can guarantee she's not thinking, Oh,

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<v Speaker 4>I can't wait to kiss this guy later after his

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<v Speaker 4>canned shrimp.

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<v Speaker 1>You were saying that after the shrimp, after you downed it,

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<v Speaker 1>you felt better and things got back on track.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, everything was great.

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<v Speaker 6>You know, we were rifting about our favorite movies and

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<v Speaker 6>shows and we were making each other laugh. So I

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<v Speaker 6>really believe that the shrimp saved the date.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, by the shrimp.

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<v Speaker 2>Well okay, so that's not what was wrong. That was

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<v Speaker 2>what was right.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank god for your emergency shrimp. How did the night end.

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<v Speaker 7>With a hug and talk about another gate?

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<v Speaker 2>And that's good sign?

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<v Speaker 6>I think so too, And I'm a little shocked, like

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<v Speaker 6>she's not getting back to me.

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<v Speaker 4>Really well, are you going to need to down some

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<v Speaker 4>shrimp before we make the phone call?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you feeling okay?

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<v Speaker 7>Gez non proteined up?

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<v Speaker 1>Don't worry. I don't appreciate the snarky attitude coming from

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<v Speaker 1>my co host and the skepticism over there.

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<v Speaker 4>Timing man, like you had time between the gym and

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<v Speaker 4>the showering and the driving to have done the shrimp

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<v Speaker 4>without it being.

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<v Speaker 1>He's proteined up. Now he's probably four eggs and seven class.

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<v Speaker 6>I recognized that it wasn't the ideal time, but I

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<v Speaker 6>explained everything to her and why it works for me,

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<v Speaker 6>and she understood, Oh that's good.

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<v Speaker 3>After that, Well, I don't know how you're feeling right now.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you have to blend up a little seafood

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<v Speaker 1>smoothie for yourself, we'll come back. We're gonna call Courtney

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<v Speaker 1>and try and get you your second date update right

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<v Speaker 1>after this.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, I just took out an oyster thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, Oh it's gonna get romantic too. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna do it next. Hold on second date update.

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<v Speaker 1>I know whenever I need a quick protein verse stop.

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<v Speaker 1>I turned to the sea and all of her bounty.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, come on, I think the song is right for it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's say to say o listener. Jack is a

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<v Speaker 1>seafood lover because he busted out a can of pre

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<v Speaker 1>cooked shrimp in the middle of his first date because

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<v Speaker 1>he was feeling depleted after an intense workout right before,

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<v Speaker 1>and shrimp apparently is a great source of protein if

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna pinch Yep, did I not say shrimp?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't hear you. Yeah, Brook is trying to forget

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<v Speaker 1>this entire thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Look's like you're at a restaurant. You couldn't have waited

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<v Speaker 2>the ten minutes more to get the appetizer.

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<v Speaker 1>Apparently the service is too slow at the restaurant. Where

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<v Speaker 1>they were at. Jack even himself admits it might have

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<v Speaker 1>seemed a little bit odd, but the shrimp ended up

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<v Speaker 1>saving the day for him because those little prawns got

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<v Speaker 1>everything back on track. Yeah, they did. Afterwards, him and

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<v Speaker 1>Courtney had a great time together at the restaurant. Jack,

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<v Speaker 1>I appreciate the tip. And how would you feel if

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<v Speaker 1>I told you? Right now we're getting a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>text into seven eighty five, nine to two from dudes

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<v Speaker 1>who are saying they're going to start doing the same

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<v Speaker 1>thing on their dates. Ye, emergency shrimp stash any sea life,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean cucumbers. It's been good.

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<v Speaker 2>For our options of having a lot of second dates.

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<v Speaker 1>True, Jack, Well.

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<v Speaker 7>I appreciate that. That's affirmation right there, So.

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<v Speaker 4>We got we all remember she's not calling it back

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<v Speaker 4>right like, we all remember that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we gotta follow his instructions.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, it's like two steps back, one step forward. Is

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<v Speaker 2>that where we're at you for single?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm optimistic for you, Jack. Yeah, I know we're

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<v Speaker 1>giving you a hard time about it, but I could

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<v Speaker 1>see it was an emergency, right, you know.

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<v Speaker 7>I think it is. I think it's a.

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<v Speaker 1>Joke, but let's just call it. Courtney we'll see what

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<v Speaker 1>she has to say, try and get you hooked up

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<v Speaker 1>with her one more time.

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<v Speaker 8>Okay, all right, okay, we need to help Jack.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm down your number.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't be shellfish, okay, Jack not very optimistic.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Hey, we're looking for Courtney.

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<v Speaker 5>This is Courtney.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, Courtney. Well, you're in a radio show right now.

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<v Speaker 1>It's called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning Morning.

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<v Speaker 2>How are you doing, Courtney?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello?

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<v Speaker 4>Are you there?

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<v Speaker 5>Hang up, I'm here.

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<v Speaker 2>She's processing sor Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I know that's a lot coming at you. You never

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<v Speaker 1>answered our question.

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<v Speaker 7>I didn't.

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't hear it. Is this a joke?

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<v Speaker 1>No, No, this is a segment that we do call

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<v Speaker 1>the second Date Update. Okay, and we're trying to help

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<v Speaker 1>out one of our listeners that you went out on

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<v Speaker 1>a date with recently named Jack. Oh yeah, yeah remember Jack?

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<v Speaker 5>Uh huh oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay?

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<v Speaker 4>Is that.

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<v Speaker 5>So this is like you're calling me and then you

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<v Speaker 5>want me to go on a second.

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<v Speaker 1>Date kind of. But you know, basically, we've talked to

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<v Speaker 1>Jack a little bit. He told us about the time

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<v Speaker 1>that you two spent together at the restaurant. He says

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<v Speaker 1>he's tried to reach you a few times and you're

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<v Speaker 1>not getting back to him. So we're just trying to

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<v Speaker 1>help give him a little bit of clarity if there

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<v Speaker 1>was something bad that happened, if something's going on in

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<v Speaker 1>your life. We just don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>My life is great.

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<v Speaker 2>That's good. Okay, way do you go, Courtney? Did you

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<v Speaker 2>like Jack?

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<v Speaker 5>I saw Jack was a nice guy.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like there's a butt Courtney, Like, what's the

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<v Speaker 2>he's a nice guy.

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<v Speaker 7>But did he tell you about the shrimp?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, yeah, talk that happened. That there was a can

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<v Speaker 1>of shrimp that came out.

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<v Speaker 2>And there was a lot of questioning on our end,

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<v Speaker 2>like about his timing.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll say that, but from our understanding, it was like

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<v Speaker 1>an emergency where he needed to do it or else

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<v Speaker 1>the date was going to really tank.

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<v Speaker 5>That's what he said, you know, And I understood that,

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<v Speaker 5>and I think, like I said, I think he's a

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<v Speaker 5>nice guy.

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<v Speaker 4>Can you walk us through like the shrimp moment, Like

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<v Speaker 4>this guy pulls out a can of shrimp.

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<v Speaker 5>That well, we're sitting at the table and so then

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<v Speaker 5>he flags down the waiter and he's like it's an

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<v Speaker 5>emergency and his body needs protein. And I just feel

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<v Speaker 5>like I'm on a TV show or something. I'm looking

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<v Speaker 5>around to see if there are cameras. The waiter is

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<v Speaker 5>as perplexed as I am. And he got the can

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<v Speaker 5>opener finally, and.

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<v Speaker 7>Jack opens it right there.

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<v Speaker 5>Sure, And we hadn't gotten far enough in the date

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<v Speaker 5>for me to even tell him I'm a vegetarian.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh oh no, that doesn't help eating tiny animals right

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<v Speaker 4>in front of you.

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<v Speaker 1>But he doesn't know about you.

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<v Speaker 5>No, And absolutely he's not trying to be rude or

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<v Speaker 5>anything like that. But it was it was more that

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<v Speaker 5>I couldn't see myself with somebody who's opening a can

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<v Speaker 5>of shrimp at the restaurant.

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<v Speaker 1>If he can cauliflower, would you have been happier?

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<v Speaker 2>It would have.

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<v Speaker 5>It would have been less awkward. Probably.

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<v Speaker 4>You can't see yourself with a man who carries emergency

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<v Speaker 4>shrimp in his pocket.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not shrimp shame, that's not fair.

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<v Speaker 5>As I was trying to see past the shrimp. He

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<v Speaker 5>then proceeded to reach in his pocket and pull out

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<v Speaker 5>a boiled egg.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait hard too, You got shrimp and eggs straight?

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<v Speaker 5>He pulled an egg out of his pockets.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like an addition of protein.

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<v Speaker 1>Ye, yeah, for real.

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<v Speaker 5>He was like, oh, man, man, I can't believe I

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<v Speaker 5>forgot about this, which is, oh, I should have thought

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<v Speaker 5>of this earlier. I'm so stupid, and smell was just

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<v Speaker 5>hu much for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, eggs are in his mouth on the date. There

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<v Speaker 1>might be a little egg on his face as he's

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<v Speaker 1>listening to this, because you didn't know this, Courtney. But

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<v Speaker 1>Jack's on the other line right now.

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<v Speaker 5>What what are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's how this segment works.

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<v Speaker 2>Sounds like he's in the background opening it up.

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<v Speaker 1>Another kid, Jackie there.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh yeah, yeah, hi Jacky hike.

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<v Speaker 7>Courtney.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I'm sorry that it was such an awkward start.

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<v Speaker 7>Honestly, if there had.

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<v Speaker 6>Been any other way for me to go about getting protein,

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<v Speaker 6>I would have done that.

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<v Speaker 7>But it was necessary.

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<v Speaker 1>So, I mean, you were technically at a restaurant where

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<v Speaker 1>you sure bordered protein in pinch. But I understand chickens,

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<v Speaker 1>you know your payics. It's an emergency. You do whatever

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<v Speaker 1>you have to do, and.

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<v Speaker 5>I understand that too, But I didn't think you would

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<v Speaker 5>misunderstand me not responding. I thought it was pretty clear.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I mean I had a great time on the date,

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<v Speaker 6>and yeah, maybe that that was a weird way to start,

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<v Speaker 6>and so I apologize for that.

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<v Speaker 4>I will say, to Jack's credit, like he's coming in

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<v Speaker 4>pretty level headed after hearing I mean we were pretty

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<v Speaker 4>brutal on him.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good point, Jack, What is the frequency? How

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<v Speaker 1>often do you need to dive into your emergency protein.

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<v Speaker 5>That?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean he's putting it in his pocket on the

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<v Speaker 2>daily and forgetting where.

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<v Speaker 1>I want here the whole time.

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<v Speaker 6>It's called the emergency stash for a reason. It's it's

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<v Speaker 6>a rare time that I go in there. So it

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<v Speaker 6>really was, in my opinion, can't.

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<v Speaker 1>Open to your emergency or get a pull tab or

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<v Speaker 1>something like that.

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<v Speaker 4>I just imagine them like being married way down the

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<v Speaker 4>line and she's trying to help with laundry and pulling

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<v Speaker 4>out big legs of flayout this starfish.

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<v Speaker 1>What is going on?

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<v Speaker 7>You guys aren't helping right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. But if anything, Cotney, you can hear that

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<v Speaker 1>he's being such a good sport about this. He admits

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<v Speaker 1>that it wasn't the best look for the first date.

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<v Speaker 1>He just didn't know what else to do. So if

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<v Speaker 1>you're willing to give him another shot, we would love

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<v Speaker 1>to send you out on a second date at Red lobster.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh she's a vegetarian. What she can to do? Just

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<v Speaker 2>eat the.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, Jack, I appreciate you, and I'm glad we

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<v Speaker 5>can like laugh about this. And honestly, I'm sorry I

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<v Speaker 5>didn't just tell you I was offended. Now I'm realizing

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<v Speaker 5>how important it is to me that I I date

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<v Speaker 5>somebody that is also a vegetarian. Oh what, So it

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<v Speaker 5>kind of took this situation to the extreme, and that's

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<v Speaker 5>that I realized, you know, what am I going to

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<v Speaker 5>have in common with someone if our lifestyle habits don't

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<v Speaker 5>add up?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, look, I get it. I'm somebody who does

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<v Speaker 6>this for my body, for my health. You do that

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<v Speaker 6>for your body and your health, and I respect that.

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<v Speaker 1>So I really wish you guys to reconsider it. Sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like an excuse to me, Jack, Like she if she

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<v Speaker 1>really felt that way, she probably would have told you

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<v Speaker 1>it before the date happened. You turned her off from

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<v Speaker 1>all meat eaters forever. It just takes.

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<v Speaker 8>You apparently, all right, Jack, Well, I'm sorry, man, but

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<v Speaker 8>remember there's always plenty of other fish in the sea, shrimp.

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<v Speaker 1>And crustaceans all that you can eat.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a bucket.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, have Alba core Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm surprised. I felt like I was in the minority

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<v Speaker 1>calling her out for using an easy excuse to get

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<v Speaker 1>out of the second date.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I don't think it's an excuse. I really truly

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<v Speaker 2>think that that was a revelation for her.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Like I think that she had an epiphany.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a vegetarian and I'm only going to date vegetarians.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I think that he made her realize that that's

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<v Speaker 2>what she wanted.

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<v Speaker 3>I smelt that shrimp and was like, I feel like

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<v Speaker 3>she if that was true, Like, if it's true, that's

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<v Speaker 3>totally fine. But I feel like she would have said

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<v Speaker 3>it at some point in her dating profile, or mentioned

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<v Speaker 3>it during her date, or even after her date, at.

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<v Speaker 2>Something point know that it was something she needed.

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<v Speaker 1>It up with us until the very end of the call.

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<v Speaker 3>She wanted to seem nice where we asked her out,

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<v Speaker 3>She's like, actually, I think at this point I'm only

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<v Speaker 3>going to date vegetarian. The phone with us, I'm not

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<v Speaker 3>grossed out by him eating shrimp and eggs.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not the problem. It's that he's not a vegetarian.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe she was trying to save his feelings.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I think that's what And maybe this is apropos

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<v Speaker 3>for the moment, but something's fishy about what.

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<v Speaker 1>She said right there. She out like a zucchini, and

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm gonna give her a pass. Say okay, she

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<v Speaker 1>skirted her way out with an okay excuse.

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<v Speaker 4>I think she's literally on a vegetarian dating app as

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<v Speaker 4>we speak.

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<v Speaker 1>I think she's going to go out to a steakhouse

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<v Speaker 1>with Ramsey on her next day.

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<v Speaker 2>She's looking for tofu boys.

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<v Speaker 1>What she's looking for, Well, whatever type of man or

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<v Speaker 1>boy you're looking for, we'll try and hook you up

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<v Speaker 1>with them. Just email the show. We'll call that person.

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<v Speaker 7>Wasn't calling you, Mack freaking Jeffrey in the morning,