Speaker 1: Our next hell story should be of particular interest to
Speaker 1: our teen viewers who suffer from crippling glaucoma. For centuries,
Speaker 1: marijuana has been used as a self prescribed remedy for
Speaker 1: the terminal disease known as being alive. But last week,
Speaker 1: the Supreme Court heard arguments as to whether state initiatives
Speaker 1: permitting the drug to be used medicinally violate federal law.
Speaker 1: It's a case that figures to settle once and for
Speaker 1: all the legality of medical marijuana and thereby affect the
Speaker 1: lives of no fewer than point zero zero zero one
Speaker 1: percent of American marijuana smokers. The federal government maintains, however,
Speaker 1: that marijuana, or as it's known on the street, funny
Speaker 1: pot cigarettes, is illegal, period, and has severely criticized prescribing
Speaker 1: the drug to those free wheeling, long haired hippie aids
Speaker 1: and cancer patients just trying to score a free high
Speaker 1: off Uncle Sam. Those people are sick, now, seriously, they're
Speaker 1: sick and they need help. Robert McGinnis of the Family
Speaker 1: Research Council has come out strongly against medical marijuana.
Speaker 2: I don't deny that you know sick people who have
Speaker 2: been using it for a long time feel better after
Speaker 2: using this because they get high, and when you get high,
Speaker 2: you feel better.
Speaker 1: Robert McGinnis speaking out strongly and poorly against miracle marijuana
Speaker 1: medical marijuana, which is a miracle. Now, the upcoming Supreme
Speaker 1: Court debate could even be a hotter button issue than
Speaker 1: Americans not sleeping enough. That's why it's the subject of
Speaker 1: tonight's even Stephen, you've just made me vomit in my
Speaker 1: own mouth. What's the weather like up your own acts?
Speaker 3: Tonight's topic, should medical marijuana be legalized?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 5: No, Yeah.
Speaker 1: The medical marijuana initiatives in California and New Mexico were
Speaker 1: approved by the voters solely to help seriously ill patients,
Speaker 1: for whom marijuana offers the only relief from pain. Who
Speaker 1: could deny an eighty year old woman a moment of
Speaker 1: respite from her tortured existence. But I suppose there are
Speaker 1: a few sick individuals out there who get off. Are
Speaker 1: other people suffering?
Speaker 3: Steven far out, Steve Groovy point man, you're blowing my mind.
Speaker 6: Face it.
Speaker 3: You and your doctor dopes are just hiding behind Grandma's
Speaker 3: oxygen tent. The real reason you're pushing pro pot legislation
Speaker 3: is so you can suck on a tie stick and
Speaker 3: watch the walls begin to pulse and breathe. And now
Speaker 3: that you've duped a few misguided state legislators, I'm sure
Speaker 3: we can all look for or are you coming down
Speaker 3: with the convenient case of glaucoma real soon?
Speaker 1: This marijuana is medicine, Steven. I'm pro people, not pro poto.
Speaker 3: Come on, Steve, you love ganja and the exhilarating rush
Speaker 3: of freedom and the heightened textual sensations it gives you.
Speaker 3: Whereas I wouldn't know where to start looking for a
Speaker 3: dime bag, I'm sure you've got great connections, So let
Speaker 3: me in on the dirty little secret, Steve.
Speaker 1: Where do you get your pot?
Speaker 7: Stephen?
Speaker 1: Just because I support medical marijuana, it's ludicrous to imply
Speaker 1: that I'm a dope fiend. That's like saying because I
Speaker 1: support the repeal of the marriage tax penalty that I'm
Speaker 1: into wife swapping. Don't change the subject, Steve.
Speaker 3: You know exactly where I can get my hands on
Speaker 3: some really deep chronic don't you.
Speaker 1: Let's get back to my wife swapping metaphor. Fine, let's
Speaker 1: what you're suggesting about my access to sweet Malaysian skunk
Speaker 1: weed is just as ridiculous as if I said, Hey,
Speaker 1: Stephen Colbert, why don't you and your wife come over
Speaker 1: some night this week and we can exchange partners. Would
Speaker 1: that idea appeal to you?
Speaker 6: I don't know, Steve.
Speaker 4: Would we be high?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Would you bring the dope?
Speaker 3: Steve? You're not listening to my argument. My argument is
Speaker 3: that if for instance, I tried to buy pot, I
Speaker 3: couldn't get any, but I think you could get me some.
Speaker 1: You're not listening, Steven. You're in a fantasy world where
Speaker 1: I smoke pot and could get my hands on some
Speaker 1: very kind bud. But we would be wife swapping this Friday.
Speaker 1: Have I made myself clear?
Speaker 3: Claire is Crystal Steve, But let me see if I
Speaker 3: can just recap You're really twisted argument. You're saying that
Speaker 3: if we were to enter into some bizarre love quadrangle,
Speaker 3: you'd be supplying the weed.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, that sounds perfect great John. The last time
Speaker 1: on slimming down with Steve, I chose a personal trainer,
Speaker 1: but as you know, exercise alone just won't cut it. Today,
Speaker 1: we're going to focus on nutrition. Join me as I
Speaker 1: visit a top new York City nutritionist. My name is Steve.
Speaker 8: Dumpty, living dumpsy, campsy, Live the dampsy county, lim the
Speaker 8: dampsy living.
Speaker 1: Down with me before a nutrition is like Miriam Papo
Speaker 1: can offer advice, she has to learn about the eating
Speaker 1: habits of her patient.
Speaker 9: Just tell me if you've eaten these in the last week.
Speaker 10: Okay.
Speaker 9: Cheese yes, fried chicken yes, other fried foods yes, hot
Speaker 9: dogs yes, salami yes, snack chips yes, bacon yes, sausage.
Speaker 1: Yes, sweet roll what's sweet roll?
Speaker 9: Like a Danish?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 1: What type of.
Speaker 9: Milk do you drink?
Speaker 1: Buttermilk?
Speaker 11: What type of oil do you use?
Speaker 1: Wd? Forty usually peanut oil.
Speaker 9: When you have chicken, is it with the skin or
Speaker 9: without the skin?
Speaker 1: Just the skin? What am I doing wrong? It didn't
Speaker 1: take long for Miriam to observe that I needed more
Speaker 1: vegetables in my diet, so she offered to make me
Speaker 1: a healthy meal.
Speaker 12: Look how beautifully green these are.
Speaker 1: Green things. The supermarket was gonna be a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: This is beef tongue. If you were to eat this,
Speaker 1: wouldn't your food essentially be tasting you? We did have fun,
Speaker 1: but now it was off to the kitchen. To make
Speaker 1: pasta prima vera, which in Italian means no meat. For Steve,
Speaker 1: that lonks good. Yeah, what makes pasta prima vera such
Speaker 1: a healthy dish.
Speaker 9: Because it's usually using all fresh vegetables?
Speaker 1: Bam, right like that, chef. Finally it was time to indulge.
Speaker 9: Let's st again.
Speaker 1: Let's say grace first.
Speaker 3: Oh, good games all around, hors and.
Speaker 10: From heaven above.
Speaker 3: Than cold Bard, thank cold Board.
Speaker 4: For all these Lord.
Speaker 9: I really want to thank you Lord.
Speaker 1: I wanna thank you Lord, or thank you Lord o bod.
Speaker 13: Mm hmm all right, Steve Carral, ladies, gentlemen, bye. First
Speaker 13: of all, thank you for allowing us to go on
Speaker 13: this emotional journey with you. Now, how is the new
Speaker 13: diet going for you?
Speaker 1: Well, it's been tough, John, because I've had to find
Speaker 1: ways to incorporate vegetables into my nutritional regime.
Speaker 13: I think you mean regimen, not regime, John.
Speaker 1: You do what you need to lose weight. I'll do
Speaker 1: what I need to do. Okay, Now take a look
Speaker 1: at this. You'll notice it says all vegetable. Right, A
Speaker 1: couple of scoops of this, I get all the vegetables
Speaker 1: I need.
Speaker 13: I actually think it's shortening, vegetable shortening, so it doesn't.
Speaker 1: It serves up just like ice cream. M It's every
Speaker 1: reporter's scream to spend a day on the campaign trail
Speaker 1: with a front running candidate, and that's exactly the opportunity
Speaker 1: we were afforded this day in New Hampshire on John
Speaker 1: McCain's Straight Talk Express. However, Dan Rather and the sixty
Speaker 1: minutes crew were already on board, so we had to
Speaker 1: go on the overflow bus. Great, this is great. The
Speaker 1: overflow bus repository for outcasts, misfits and journalistic bottom feeders.
Speaker 1: But they've got an omelet bar or something up there.
Speaker 1: You think, rather it's up there talking policy with them.
Speaker 1: That's no, they're up there playing pinball, singing karaoke. Rather,
Speaker 1: it doesn't have to be on the overflow busy. I
Speaker 1: can see minute can be lucky if we even see
Speaker 1: him today. Don't throw it back. You just ain't half
Speaker 1: of it. Threw it back, you know. We were asked
Speaker 1: to come like, oh yeah, well you're that bus. Shut
Speaker 1: pick it up your ass. The situation was intolerable. Something
Speaker 1: had to be done. Exactly what am I looking at here?
Speaker 11: Bus assignments for the fifty some members of the media.
Speaker 1: Well, let's cut to the chase.
Speaker 11: Where are we forty nine and fifty?
Speaker 1: What are the circles?
Speaker 4: Mean circles?
Speaker 6: I mean you're on the bus so as you can see,
Speaker 6: no circle, no bus.
Speaker 1: Why are you jerking me around like this? All I
Speaker 1: want to do is sit on the nice bus.
Speaker 4: I'm screw it. I thanks so.
Speaker 1: Covering the story at arm's length was getting me nowhere.
Speaker 1: And then it hit me the best way to get
Speaker 1: to a presidential candidate's bus is through his wife. This
Speaker 1: is your driver, who's drivers from the beginning. Now this
Speaker 1: is a well appointed he's wonderful. I'd like you to
Speaker 1: take a look at the driver. We have great Thanks
Speaker 1: very much, Ron, you see what I mean. Okay, now
Speaker 1: step aboard. Here we go into our secondary bus. Take
Speaker 1: a whiff, yeah, take a whiff of that. One whiff
Speaker 1: of the overflow bus. And missus McCain was on my side.
Speaker 4: Really, come on, let's go.
Speaker 1: Really, Not only was I finally on the bus, but
Speaker 1: I was going to get the chance to talk to
Speaker 1: Senator John McCain.
Speaker 11: You are welcome on our bus at any time.
Speaker 1: Let's do a lightning round. Okay, your favorite book for
Speaker 1: whom the Valtolls favorite movie Vivas a Potter, Charlton Heston,
Speaker 1: Marlon Branda.
Speaker 4: Close enough.
Speaker 1: If I were a tree, I would be a.
Speaker 14: If I were a tree, I would be a route.
Speaker 1: What does that mean, Senator, how do you reconcile fact
Speaker 1: that you were one of the most vocal critics of
Speaker 1: pork barrel politics and yet while you were chairman of
Speaker 1: the Commerce Committee, that committee set a record for unauthorized appropriations.
Speaker 6: I just no, I don't I don't even.
Speaker 7: Know what that means.
Speaker 1: Oh they all laughed at my little question. But two
Speaker 1: things were abundantly clear. Okay, all right, okay, for god,
Speaker 1: it was the wrong question to ask, and I was
Speaker 1: going to be walking.
Speaker 3: Steve Carrell got corral.
Speaker 2: Huh Steve?
Speaker 13: That was that was That was an interesting peace. Thank you,
Speaker 13: mister sort It seemed like you had one shot to
Speaker 13: really ask a good, solid political question and and you
Speaker 13: froze up.
Speaker 2: You backed off.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, I was trying to explore the sites, the sounds,
Speaker 1: the smells of a political campaign.
Speaker 13: You were up there to get an interview with McCain,
Speaker 13: and well.
Speaker 1: Now, missus McCain was a great.
Speaker 13: Missus McCain is not the story.
Speaker 1: Uh did you see her? Yeah? Yeah, she is intelligent, beautiful, Yes,
Speaker 1: I wonderful.
Speaker 13: I understand. But it seems like you froze up with McCain. Yeah,
Speaker 13: you had him right there, and and.
Speaker 4: Well, I I was just.
Speaker 13: I was trying to Should we take you off the
Speaker 13: political beat?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 13: Is it too much for you to.
Speaker 3: Steve Carrell?
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen coming up four minutes now, You're.
Speaker 13: Not You're not talking, You're not tossing a commercial. Look
Speaker 13: at me, Look Steven, Look look sp.
Speaker 4: What do we say?
Speaker 10: Bad?
Speaker 4: Report and do better?
Speaker 1: Trying to survive in this fast paced world is hard enough.
Speaker 1: But on the eve of the Y two K computer meltdown,
Speaker 1: people everywhere are near a mass hysteria. But one man,
Speaker 1: Los Angeles see has the answer.
Speaker 7: They say that the computers will all lock up, that
Speaker 7: the world as we know it will grind to a halt.
Speaker 1: Jim Presnel has dedicated his life to solving the problems
Speaker 1: presented by Y two K.
Speaker 7: They say that the money will no longer have its
Speaker 7: value because you can't frankly get to your money.
Speaker 11: Then what does have values?
Speaker 7: Very arbitrary. It could be seashells could be solved.
Speaker 1: Oh, don't even get me started on the seashell and
Speaker 1: salt people.
Speaker 7: Well, I just don't think they work. It's my theory
Speaker 7: that pezz is the perfect solution for that.
Speaker 1: That's right, heads in an uncerta in post y two
Speaker 1: K world. Jim's convinced the dollars will be replaced by
Speaker 1: Pez dispensers as the national currency.
Speaker 7: I can go into a gas station and say, here,
Speaker 7: here's a Pez dispenser. He lets me get five gallons
Speaker 7: of gas. This is the stuff that's really worth gold
Speaker 7: when the going gets tough.
Speaker 1: Jim's theory begs one obvious question. Do you think that
Speaker 1: you're an idiot?
Speaker 9: You're no.
Speaker 1: We road tested Jim's prediction at this la pawn shock.
Speaker 1: Could you give me a rough estimate what this would
Speaker 1: go for on the open market.
Speaker 11: I would say about ten cents ten cents.
Speaker 1: The year two thousand, y two K, the world's economy
Speaker 1: is in economic turmoil. Food and water are being rationed. Now,
Speaker 1: how much would this be worth?
Speaker 10: Ten cents?
Speaker 1: Undaunted by the naysayers, Jim's been feverishly hoarding Pez three
Speaker 1: thousand Pez dispensers. You must be very proud.
Speaker 7: Well, I'm very proud of my collection. I love showing
Speaker 7: it off.
Speaker 1: Troy Newman is also preparing for Y two K.
Speaker 7: So I've gathered some basic food storage.
Speaker 1: Although he has inexplicably decided to store food and water.
Speaker 1: What would you make of a person who cracked open
Speaker 1: the head of a small creature and ate food from
Speaker 1: the gaping hole in its larynx. Ultimately, whether or not
Speaker 1: you agree with Jim, you must give his accomplishments the
Speaker 1: respect they deserve. Jim, you own over three thousand pez dispensers.
Speaker 1: You've organized the pezanthon gathering pez heads from all over
Speaker 1: the world. Which of the following best describes you? Dufus
Speaker 1: or dor quad?
Speaker 7: I think that's probably a little insensitive.
Speaker 1: I prefer eccentric, dewee wod, dorky, eccentric, dowe be nutcase
Speaker 1: KOOKI dow be dowe be dorkhead.
Speaker 7: I think I had enough.
Speaker 5: Men from time immemorial. They stood atop the world, building
Speaker 5: our civilizations, commanding our armies. They were gods walking among us.
Speaker 5: But now their time may be over.
Speaker 1: For the first time, women are expected to outnumber men
Speaker 1: in the workforce.
Speaker 8: A new study finds increasing numbers of women outpacing their
Speaker 8: husbands when it comes to income and education.
Speaker 5: And it's a crisis that troubles many. Like sociologist and
Speaker 5: author of the Myth of Male Power, doctor Warren Ferrell.
Speaker 15: It's a difficult time to be a man in America.
Speaker 5: In what sense exactly?
Speaker 14: Men today are probably where women were in the late fifties.
Speaker 14: We're about a half century behind women in terms of
Speaker 14: being understood, in terms of having options.
Speaker 2: How did this happen, babycakes?
Speaker 14: We did a great job for women. We now just
Speaker 14: need to do the same for men.
Speaker 1: He's right.
Speaker 5: Men run just four one hundred and eighty five of
Speaker 5: our fortune five hundred companies and only three branches of government,
Speaker 5: and there are more doors closing on them all the time.
Speaker 14: Almost all your pharmaceutical salespeople are young women and attractive women,
Speaker 14: because the pharmaceutical company knows that an attractive young female
Speaker 14: will have much greater access to a medical doctor who's,
Speaker 14: on average, still more likely to be a male.
Speaker 5: Oh that sucks for men, except for the male doctor
Speaker 5: who gets to.
Speaker 12: Earn all that money and bang that hot new sales rep.
Speaker 2: Poor guy.
Speaker 5: It doesn't stop there. Even the nightly news long a
Speaker 5: bastion of the stately white male is now sixty six
Speaker 5: point seven percent female, and the last male anchor is
Speaker 5: kind of effeminate. Fortunately, help is on the way thanks
Speaker 5: to male support groups like the Better Man Organization founder
Speaker 5: Wayne Levine.
Speaker 6: For us, it's about being available to each other and
Speaker 6: giving the wisdom and the guidance and the support and
Speaker 6: the ass kicking whatever it is we need to be
Speaker 6: the best men we can be. You know, so many
Speaker 6: of the problems that we face in our cultures because
Speaker 6: men are not getting what they need.
Speaker 5: What are men not getting well?
Speaker 6: In our culture? There's no place for men to gather.
Speaker 6: It's socially unacceptable for men to get together.
Speaker 5: Yes, it's a constant struggle to find places where men
Speaker 5: are allowed to themselves. Having never heard of Las Vegas,
Speaker 5: these disenfranchised men seek solace in the woods where they
Speaker 5: played games no one liked in pe class my wife
Speaker 5: is in charge, and complain about their wives. Mostly what
Speaker 5: they do is gather in circles, the sitting circle, the
Speaker 5: cleansing circle, and of course the most important circle of all.
Speaker 6: So what we got here is a wisdom circle with
Speaker 6: just a few men. And this is where a man
Speaker 6: will bring an issue that needs to be addressed.
Speaker 5: When does everybody start master reading? They were coming here
Speaker 5: with one purpose to reclaim their manhood.
Speaker 12: Hey, our dinners right over here, what are you waiting for?
Speaker 5: Do you have to dinners by myself? Sadly, the inequalities
Speaker 5: holding men back begin as early as high school.
Speaker 15: Almost every high school has a football team.
Speaker 14: Almost every football team has cheerleaders, and it's very rare
Speaker 14: that the cheerleader says something like, g you know, I
Speaker 14: noticed you lost your position in the team, so I'd
Speaker 14: like to continue cheering for you because you were very
Speaker 14: sensitive and very loving and very caring and very listening.
Speaker 15: You don't ever see that happening.
Speaker 5: So we need to give our sons permission to be
Speaker 5: puss wants.
Speaker 15: That's yes, some type of term like that.
Speaker 5: Something pus related. And of course, the key to uplifting
Speaker 5: any oppressed group is to give them a voice.
Speaker 6: This is a time of day where we bring out
Speaker 6: the talking stick. It's a time where you can speak
Speaker 6: from the heart and listen from the heart and share
Speaker 6: whatever's on your mind.
Speaker 5: Finally, it was my opportunity to offer advice to my
Speaker 5: fallen brothers. Actually, you know, I actually brought my own
Speaker 5: tool attention, middle aged Vagina men, sack the up. Seriously,
Speaker 5: you're turning me into a lesbian these days, when you
Speaker 5: hear about secession, you think of Texas. But Texas isn't alone.
Speaker 5: Secession is the big word for lawmakers in Long Island.
Speaker 11: Should Long Island become its own state?
Speaker 5: According to Long Island Legislator Edward Romayne, the time for
Speaker 5: independence is now.
Speaker 10: Yes, the fifty first state Long Island. Long Island is
Speaker 10: paying more than three billion dollars more than we're getting
Speaker 10: back in assistance from the state.
Speaker 5: Located just ten miles from Manhattan or three and a
Speaker 5: half hours by car, Long Island's three million people have
Speaker 5: never felt connected to the rest of the state.
Speaker 10: Well, we're kind of an appendage to New York. We
Speaker 10: jut out east of New York into the Atlantic Ocean.
Speaker 5: Much longer can New York State continue to jerk this
Speaker 5: appended job before it just explodes.
Speaker 10: Not much longer. We're going to secede. If we can't,
Speaker 10: we're going to stand up and say enough is enough.
Speaker 5: Unfortunately, some people, like Long Island State Senator Carl Marcellino,
Speaker 5: insist on standing in the way of statehood.
Speaker 2: No Long Island should not seceed from the state of
Speaker 2: New York.
Speaker 5: You're a state Senator from Long Island. I mean, if
Speaker 5: this secession happens, you could be a real senator, Senator
Speaker 5: Marcelino from the great state of Long Island.
Speaker 2: It's just not practical to do it.
Speaker 5: But can they afford not to do it?
Speaker 10: The high taxes are forcing some people to vote with
Speaker 10: their feet. That is that the best in the prize
Speaker 10: leaving Long Island.
Speaker 5: It's all relative though, I mean, you are talking about
Speaker 5: the best and brightest of Long Island.
Speaker 10: The most important resource that we have are our people.
Speaker 10: They're inventive, they're intelligent.
Speaker 5: Gigabyt and these intelligent and inventive people think it's time.
Speaker 11: But I most definitely like Sea Long Islands seated as
Speaker 11: its own state.
Speaker 4: It's a totally different group of people.
Speaker 11: A Long Island. It's a melting pot.
Speaker 8: You got all these awesome Italian guys, beautiful Italian women,
Speaker 8: nice Italian food.
Speaker 5: You're not making it seem like a melting pot unless
Speaker 5: you're talking about a melting pot filled with bubbling We're
Speaker 5: and arrow sauce. What do you have to say to
Speaker 5: New Yorkers who say good riddance you guys.
Speaker 11: Still got the village to luck with that one.
Speaker 5: Clearly, the first article of their state constitution is in place,
Speaker 5: but have they really thought things through.
Speaker 2: It's complicated. We would need to pay for the roads
Speaker 2: that are state roads.
Speaker 10: The first thing we do is pick a state capital.
Speaker 2: We would need to pay for the state parks that
Speaker 2: are state parks.
Speaker 10: Picking a state food it might be the flounder.
Speaker 2: Teacher certifications would all have to be doing differently.
Speaker 10: Picking a state bird it might be the shigull.
Speaker 11: State birds should just be flipping.
Speaker 10: The birds, all right, Welcome a long island.
Speaker 5: Of course, secession could mean war, and that's something no
Speaker 5: one would want to see.
Speaker 8: The Irish Gina with dangerously low enact body spray and
Speaker 8: those suckers from Massa Peake with took all my free weights.
Speaker 8: By the way, that picture you took of me and
Speaker 8: my rim, it's sick. Give my love to your family
Speaker 8: except your sister.
Speaker 10: She's a four.
Speaker 11: On island's packing some series of balls. We can beat
Speaker 11: up any other state. You got, What state could.
Speaker 16: You beat up?
Speaker 5: And please don't say Rhode Island or Connecticut because everybody
Speaker 5: knows those states are pussy states.
Speaker 11: You name what do you got Wyoming, Iowa? What do
Speaker 11: you think?
Speaker 5: I don't think that counts.
Speaker 7: O States.
Speaker 12: I'm sorry, other states, other states, not in.
Speaker 5: Europe, other states, Canada, Okay, we have Okay, okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 11: Jersey. Oh yeah, New Jersey's the first.
Speaker 5: Isn't that like beating up your conjoined twin? Though so
Speaker 5: genetically similar.
Speaker 8: The people of.
Speaker 5: Long Island have been oppressed for too long, and after
Speaker 5: spending time in their world and learning their customs, I
Speaker 5: started to share in the revolutionary spirit.
Speaker 10: First of all, I think they should call it Strong
Speaker 10: Island if they make it its own state.
Speaker 11: I mean, look at these guys. It's the gun show. Baby,
Speaker 11: you got your tickets?
Speaker 10: Oh double guns?
Speaker 11: May feels so vulnerable.
Speaker 15: Not really sure.
Speaker 5: I'm capable of making good decisions right now. Probably all
Speaker 5: that birth control I'm taking it's making my mind fuzzy.
Speaker 5: I was drawn in by their noble cause and meticulous manscaping.
Speaker 5: The second thought, you know what, No, I'm confused.
Speaker 2: The whole thing has to be very confused.
Speaker 16: Rick Santorm says women can't be in combat because they'll
Speaker 16: trigger men's chivalrous nature. Liz Trota says female soldiers can't
Speaker 16: serve because they'll arouse men's baser instincts.
Speaker 2: What's your take, Well.
Speaker 12: John, I know you're expecting an apology, and believe me, you'll.
Speaker 16: Get it from you, an apology for what's John?
Speaker 6: For this?
Speaker 5: You guys can rape it or you can protect it,
Speaker 5: but you can't ignore it. It's who you are.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 16: You're talking about this and the sexual assaults and things
Speaker 16: like that, like it's a bad habit that men have, Like, oh,
Speaker 16: men always leave their socks on the floor. Men can't
Speaker 16: put the toilet seat down.
Speaker 4: You know, get I know.
Speaker 12: Don't you hate it when guys do that?
Speaker 5: And when they rape ladies?
Speaker 10: Am I right?
Speaker 3: What's up?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 16: My gosh, So female soldiers should just expect to be
Speaker 16: sexually assaulted?
Speaker 2: Is that?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 12: Female soldiers, gal reporters, lady doctors, teachurettes, avi eight tricks?
Speaker 12: Is that's just the way it is. When you're a
Speaker 12: woman intruding in a man's world, we expect to be
Speaker 12: paid slightly less and raped slightly more.
Speaker 16: You know what has you know as a man, I'm offended.
Speaker 10: Men are absolutely.
Speaker 16: Capable of working in close quarters with women in an appropriate,
Speaker 16: respectful manner.
Speaker 5: John, I'm up.
Speaker 4: Here.
Speaker 1: I'm looking up there, I'm talking to you.
Speaker 12: You're right, You're absolutely right. It's my fault.
Speaker 5: You don't bring the fruit if you don't want it
Speaker 5: to get picked.
Speaker 2: You know, here's the.
Speaker 16: Problem that not every man is in a constant battle
Speaker 16: to suppress urges to pick fruit that does not want
Speaker 16: to be picked by them.
Speaker 12: It's not ooooous someone hates women.
Speaker 2: I don't hate women.
Speaker 10: I don't just.
Speaker 12: Like feminists hate men by assuming that they could be
Speaker 12: something other than prehistoric rape machines, which coincidentally is the
Speaker 12: name of my all girl punk band. We're gonna be
Speaker 12: at the Roxy this weekend and fellas as always, ladies
Speaker 12: drink free if you catch my drift.
Speaker 5: Two for one's come on down, protect us, rape us.
Speaker 5: It's your choice to choses, choices only.