1
00:00:01,160 --> 00:00:07,640
Speaker 1: I had a kids meal at McDonald's yesterday. Mon was furious.

2
00:00:10,720 --> 00:00:13,680
Speaker 1: But this is why you gotta ask first, Just like

3
00:00:13,720 --> 00:00:16,720
Speaker 1: in this segment where we ask what's been on your mind?

4
00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:19,200
Speaker 2: I know you took their toy too, you know I did.

5
00:00:21,320 --> 00:00:23,640
Speaker 1: Starting off with Brooke today, Brook, what's on your mind?

6
00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:24,239
Speaker 3: Oh man?

7
00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:27,520
Speaker 2: My daughter took her first ever babysitting class at the

8
00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:34,640
Speaker 2: children's hospitals. Huge, huge regret on my part because she

9
00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:38,080
Speaker 2: learned all my techniques. She came back and she's like, Mom,

10
00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:41,240
Speaker 2: there's six ways that you can convince kids to do stuff.

11
00:00:41,680 --> 00:00:46,760
Speaker 2: Oh wait what She's like, yeah, forest options. So instead

12
00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:48,760
Speaker 2: Mom of asking them if they'll put their coat on,

13
00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:50,360
Speaker 2: you say do you want your red coat or your

14
00:00:50,360 --> 00:00:55,080
Speaker 2: blue coat? I'm like, wait, you're learning all my tricks. Yeah,

15
00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:57,560
Speaker 2: Mom distracted him with laughter. I'm like, no, you can't

16
00:00:57,600 --> 00:01:01,160
Speaker 2: know this. And now now and she's been calling me out,

17
00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:03,440
Speaker 2: she's like, oh, I know what that was. Oh no,

18
00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:07,800
Speaker 2: She's like, Mom, you must be getting desperate.

19
00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:08,480
Speaker 1: That was bribery.

20
00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:14,120
Speaker 3: Was like, now you choose which closet you're going to

21
00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:15,000
Speaker 3: be in for ten minutes.

22
00:01:15,959 --> 00:01:16,760
Speaker 4: I don't know what I'm going to.

23
00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:21,080
Speaker 2: Do for the next eight years. Right, I have nothing left,

24
00:01:21,160 --> 00:01:25,000
Speaker 2: So anybody has anything? Parenting tips to outsmart A very

25
00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:25,600
Speaker 2: smart kid.

26
00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:30,280
Speaker 1: You're gonna be in chores around the house, yes, Jose,

27
00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:31,440
Speaker 1: what's been on your mind?

28
00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:35,120
Speaker 3: Well? Last year around Thanksgiving, a video game went on sale,

29
00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:37,440
Speaker 3: so I bought it for my nephew and it counted

30
00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:40,760
Speaker 3: as an early Christmas present. So then on Christmas Day

31
00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:42,640
Speaker 3: I kind of felt bad because I had presents for

32
00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:45,080
Speaker 3: everyone and I didn't have a present for him. But

33
00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:47,480
Speaker 3: we'd already agreed upon the present. Yeah, I hate that,

34
00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:49,480
Speaker 3: but I was like, look, hey, man, if you think

35
00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:51,880
Speaker 3: of something else like you that you want, that's like,

36
00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:54,040
Speaker 3: let me know and I'll get you like a second

37
00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:57,440
Speaker 3: gift or whatever. We'll see. Okay, nothing happens, fast forward

38
00:01:57,680 --> 00:02:00,400
Speaker 3: present day. Here we are, right, I get X from

39
00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:04,600
Speaker 3: him saying the other day quote I'm gonna read this. Hey, sorry,

40
00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:09,240
Speaker 3: I know it's been a minute. But regarding my other Christmas,

41
00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:14,080
Speaker 3: how is he the twelve? Okay, I want you to

42
00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:17,919
Speaker 3: buy me NBA two K, which of course is not

43
00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:22,200
Speaker 3: on sale right now. It's eighty bucks, so I caved

44
00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:22,960
Speaker 3: and bought it for him.

45
00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:24,960
Speaker 4: I'm good.

46
00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:30,280
Speaker 2: You didn't learn any of the six things.

47
00:02:28,639 --> 00:02:31,120
Speaker 3: I just if he's got the nerve to ask me

48
00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:34,560
Speaker 3: four months down the road for a second gift. I

49
00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:37,160
Speaker 3: think it shows ambition and courage and he needs to

50
00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:40,720
Speaker 3: be rewarded. I do like that it was well well

51
00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:44,919
Speaker 3: written text as well, So Merry Christmas in April, MATEO

52
00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:45,440
Speaker 3: loves you.

53
00:02:45,480 --> 00:02:46,960
Speaker 2: What do I feel like another text is coming in

54
00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:48,200
Speaker 2: two months now?

55
00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:52,600
Speaker 1: Right on your mind?

56
00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:54,840
Speaker 4: So, as I've said, I'm coaching high school track right

57
00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:57,519
Speaker 4: now as much I'm there to give them running advice,

58
00:02:57,600 --> 00:03:00,000
Speaker 4: Let's be honest, my specialty is also the high school drive.

59
00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:02,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, I bet you're really good at this.

60
00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:05,040
Speaker 4: I am hearing all sorts of things, like two girls

61
00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:08,640
Speaker 4: buying the same prom dress causing a rivalry. I'm hearing

62
00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:10,640
Speaker 4: about a girl that's being hit on by an older

63
00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:12,000
Speaker 4: guy but he has a girlfriend.

64
00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:14,480
Speaker 1: Are all of these girls you.

65
00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:19,960
Speaker 3: No, I'm getting told that old drama.

66
00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:22,000
Speaker 4: No no, no, no, this is no drama from them.

67
00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:24,600
Speaker 4: But now I'm having the hardest time because I'm so

68
00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:27,840
Speaker 4: bad at not spreading gossip, and I yeah, being the

69
00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:29,440
Speaker 4: coach that spreads the.

70
00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:30,560
Speaker 2: Gossip, this checks out.

71
00:03:30,639 --> 00:03:31,720
Speaker 1: But I'm hearing something.

72
00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:33,360
Speaker 4: From the freshman and I'm like, oh, the senior girls

73
00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:36,680
Speaker 4: would love to hear this, and I can't tell that

74
00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,680
Speaker 4: because I don't want to get like fire.

75
00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:42,560
Speaker 3: Information. If they hear it, it could solve a lot

76
00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:45,680
Speaker 3: of problem. But it's going to track back to me already.

77
00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:47,200
Speaker 2: Gossip never solves problems.

78
00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:48,080
Speaker 3: But I don't know.

79
00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:51,200
Speaker 4: In my high school self till now always spreads gossip.

80
00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:53,360
Speaker 4: So now instid of coming home and I'm telling you

81
00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:55,840
Speaker 4: all my friends, Okay, I mean, look, I'm right here

82
00:03:55,880 --> 00:03:58,080
Speaker 4: talking about crazy.

83
00:03:58,240 --> 00:03:59,920
Speaker 1: You can also post it on the high school Facebook

84
00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:02,120
Speaker 1: because no one's gonna read it there.

85
00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:06,320
Speaker 4: Maybe not really hard to keep it all these girls secrets,

86
00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:08,520
Speaker 4: but I feel like I know so much gossip.

87
00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:10,840
Speaker 2: Okay, so if you look like you're gonna explode, just

88
00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:11,680
Speaker 2: ask you what just as.

89
00:04:13,760 --> 00:04:14,200
Speaker 1: What we do?

90
00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:16,880
Speaker 3: You're like Bobby kiss Man, I'm.

91
00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:22,280
Speaker 2: Sorry, run sprints. I meant run sprints, all right, Jeffrey,

92
00:04:22,279 --> 00:04:22,960
Speaker 2: what's on your mind?

93
00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:25,239
Speaker 1: This is my first spring in my new house, and

94
00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:32,600
Speaker 1: of course what now new problem just started? Infestation ladies

95
00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:35,880
Speaker 1: haven't gotten to the flowers yet. But every morning I

96
00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:40,359
Speaker 1: do get woken up by a freaking woodpecker pecking on

97
00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:42,840
Speaker 1: the sides of my house and pecking on the roof

98
00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:44,479
Speaker 1: and on the gutters and on the chimney.

99
00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:47,000
Speaker 2: That could be like really damaging to your house.

100
00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:50,760
Speaker 1: I know it's so loud. It makes my dog, Bagel,

101
00:04:50,839 --> 00:04:54,479
Speaker 1: freak out whenever. And he already has a problem with

102
00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:58,560
Speaker 1: wetting himself normally, so now and when the woodpecker goes off,

103
00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:00,919
Speaker 1: Bagel just soaks the floor. It starts barking.

104
00:05:01,279 --> 00:05:01,960
Speaker 2: What do I feel like?

105
00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:02,880
Speaker 3: Upee a little too?

106
00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:06,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a big mess everywhere. So I'm wondering how

107
00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:08,560
Speaker 1: do I get rid of this bird?

108
00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:10,640
Speaker 2: I think you have to get those fake owls, you

109
00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:13,440
Speaker 2: know they have, like the motion sensor ones goes around.

110
00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:16,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw that, But I don't want to scare

111
00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:18,200
Speaker 1: away all the birds from my house either.

112
00:05:18,440 --> 00:05:20,280
Speaker 2: Just the other ones are running into your window and

113
00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:24,600
Speaker 2: killing themsels that they don't want to do. Well.

114
00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:28,760
Speaker 1: Apparently something that scares off woodpeckers is bright colors and

115
00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:35,200
Speaker 1: loud things, so they recommend balloons. I get out a ladder.

116
00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:38,599
Speaker 1: I'm tying colorful balloons all over the sides of my

117
00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:40,440
Speaker 1: house so it does look like the uphouse.

118
00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:41,760
Speaker 3: You're so old. Job.

119
00:05:42,640 --> 00:05:45,440
Speaker 1: It's kind of stopped the birds. But now my neighbors

120
00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:47,919
Speaker 1: walk by and they're like, oh, is it is it

121
00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:52,120
Speaker 1: Bagel's birthday again. No, I'm just trying to scare woodpeckers.

122
00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:54,080
Speaker 4: Okay, if we thought about selling the house.

123
00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:56,640
Speaker 3: I love my house.

124
00:05:56,880 --> 00:05:57,440
Speaker 1: I love it.

125
00:05:57,720 --> 00:05:59,200
Speaker 3: I don't want to bring it down. But I had

126
00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:01,320
Speaker 3: a friend who had a problem with a woodpecker. They

127
00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:04,000
Speaker 3: called the state. State comes out and it was endangered

128
00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:06,000
Speaker 3: species and they couldn't get rid of it.

129
00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:09,160
Speaker 1: That's the thing my old neighbor's stand. He keeps offering

130
00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:10,039
Speaker 1: to shoot the bird.

131
00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:12,960
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, wait a minute, that's actually helpful.

132
00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:13,839
Speaker 3: That's old school.

133
00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:17,480
Speaker 1: It's illegal, though, but he says he would rather do

134
00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:19,359
Speaker 1: that break the law than look at the balloons on

135
00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:19,719
Speaker 1: my hand.

136
00:06:20,920 --> 00:06:23,279
Speaker 3: Is anyone gonna snitch if he shoots this bird? And

137
00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:28,520
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna say him.

138
00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,320
Speaker 2: I'm not trusting old stand.

139
00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:34,760
Speaker 1: He's probably gonna end up doing it anyway. But text

140
00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:37,040
Speaker 1: into seven eighty five nine too, tell us what's been

141
00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:39,080
Speaker 1: on your mind? Is brooken Jeffrey in the morning.

142
00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:41,080
Speaker 2: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning,