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Speaker 1: All right, Steve J.

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Speaker 2: Anthony Brown, who you've asked to be ignorant today, is

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Speaker 2: here with phrases that will break up a friendship. Basically,

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Speaker 2: these are roommate rules, and when you got on your own,

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Speaker 2: you might have to get a roommate to branch out.

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Speaker 2: But there's some rules you should live by if you

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Speaker 2: get a roommate. First rule, if you don't put it

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Speaker 2: in the fridge, damn it, don't take it out the fridge.

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Speaker 1: How about that?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, at work, the.

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Speaker 1: Same thing, same thing.

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Speaker 2: You and your significant other should not hag the living room.

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Speaker 2: Take that nashy stuff to your bedroom. Okay, all right,

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Speaker 2: people live here.

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Speaker 1: Other people live here too, all right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, don't go in your roommate's room for a damn thing.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that makes sense. Why are you in here? What

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Speaker 1: you're doing in here? Ain't nothing here for you.

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Speaker 2: If your girlfriend or your boyfriend like eggs, bacon, jeez,

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Speaker 2: alcohol or whatever cereal, make sure they bring it with

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Speaker 2: their ass when they come over.

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Speaker 1: Okay. If that's what.

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Speaker 2: They like, ain't nothing wrong.

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Speaker 1: Make sure make sure.

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Speaker 2: They got that in the bag when they come in

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Speaker 2: the door. Okay, that's all I'm saying. If your boyfriend

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Speaker 2: for the lady. If your boyfriend man man likes to

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Speaker 2: play video games, you need a big screen TV for

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Speaker 2: his ass in your room. Okay that all this is,

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Speaker 2: This is a.

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Speaker 1: Good rule right here. We all should abode by this.

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Speaker 2: Nobody who is a roommate is allowed to date anybody

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Speaker 2: that's been to prison.

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Speaker 1: Nobody should now her time you over, you gotta make

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Speaker 1: sure you hold in your room.

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Speaker 2: You know you gotta go.

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Speaker 1: You gotta check all your stuff off because he no,

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Speaker 1: we can't.

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Speaker 2: All right, if you got a Christian roommate and you Christian,

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Speaker 2: let me tell you Christian something. Who whoever sleeps with,

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Speaker 2: who who ever sleeps when? D ain't you damn thing's okay?

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Speaker 1: The last one last.

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Speaker 2: If the rent is due on the fullest the foints,

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Speaker 2: we agree that they pay the rental.

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Speaker 1: We don't want the rent on the second.

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Speaker 2: Third, four, fifth, six, seven, eight, nineteen, tenth, eleventh, twelfth, thirteenth, fourteenth, fifteenth, sixteenth, seventeenth, eighteenth, nineteenth, twentieth,

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Speaker 2: twenty one and twenty two, twenty three, twenty sixth, twenty seven,

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Speaker 2: twenty eight, twenty nine thirty.

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Speaker 1: We want it on the fuast.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, Thank you those roommate rules A route you're

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Speaker 2: listening hardy morning show