Speaker 1: Welcome b.
Speaker 2: Imagency. Come episode twenty. My Moms celebrate.
Speaker 1: Let's celebrate, celebrate.
Speaker 3: We gotta studio.
Speaker 2: We're on the run.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we haven't been paying our bills, as most of
Speaker 1: you know. So we just ran. We ran away and
Speaker 1: I'm not going back.
Speaker 2: Found a nice little shack to do a podcasting. It's
Speaker 2: great because it's out of our house now because we
Speaker 2: just we set up a tent right outside because we
Speaker 2: don't want to sleep in this environment because there's definitely
Speaker 2: asbestos in the air.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And also there's literally shit on the wall next to.
Speaker 2: You, Like there's human escrement, excrement everywhere. It's dangerous to
Speaker 2: be in here. But you know, we do it for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah. We do what we do for you, and we
Speaker 1: deserve praise for it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I also just realized I have to spit out
Speaker 1: my gum because I'm gonna be like the fuck that
Speaker 1: part is being in here. I'm like, I'm tempted to
Speaker 1: just throw shit around. I know it's gum, though, I'll
Speaker 1: spit it out the window like in La.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: All right. So it's also like there is something to
Speaker 1: be said about the fact that it is literally colder
Speaker 1: in here. Than it is in our house.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's ridiculous. It feels actually nice in here, and
Speaker 2: we are in the middle of the fucking desert, which.
Speaker 1: I will say once that once that sun is on you,
Speaker 1: it's it's fucking discussed.
Speaker 2: It's really bad. But like I'm wearing a jacket inside
Speaker 2: and I feel like pretty good. As I said that,
Speaker 2: I had a heat flash and my body like immediately
Speaker 2: started sweating and I'm panicking.
Speaker 1: Now it feels way better. But also with the wind
Speaker 1: blowing in here, Like I'm genuinely paranoid that in like
Speaker 1: three years we're gonna find out we have like some
Speaker 1: lung disease and it's from like sitting in there.
Speaker 2: And we'll sue Emergency Intercom if we get lung cancer.
Speaker 1: We could sue our own company. Yeah, can you do that.
Speaker 2: I think you can. But like why I would do
Speaker 2: it for.
Speaker 1: The gag of it, for the charades of it, like
Speaker 1: just to like be going back and forth in testimony,
Speaker 1: like against myself.
Speaker 2: We wanted to bring a little bit of the fall
Speaker 2: vibe with us, So I hope you are enjoying that,
Speaker 2: because ye, we want it was a lot of work.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we wanted to keep it in theme we're supposed to.
Speaker 1: We were planning on wearing the sweaters every episode, but genuinely,
Speaker 1: that thing.
Speaker 3: Is so warm.
Speaker 1: If we wore that, we would be miserable. Also, it
Speaker 1: is so deathly silent.
Speaker 2: I know it probably feels weird. It probably sound the
Speaker 2: podcast sounds better in here than it does in our house,
Speaker 2: like legitimately does it?
Speaker 1: Okay, dude, because it is. There's no one around. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's genuinely no one but us and.
Speaker 3: Our friends around.
Speaker 2: Like when I tell you there's literally no one around,
Speaker 2: there's no one around. We are in the middle of
Speaker 2: fucking nowhere.
Speaker 1: Cut to cut to that shop of where we are
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I don't know. Just how's life been? How
Speaker 2: have you been?
Speaker 1: How have I been? Yeah, Babs, you know how I've been.
Speaker 1: I'm suffering in silence always always.
Speaker 2: You don't always suffer in silence. This is the first
Speaker 2: time I've seen you suffer in silence, and it is
Speaker 2: a breath of fresh air. It's pretty nice to like,
Speaker 2: not hear it every day. It's pretty good.
Speaker 1: I used to suffer in silence when you first met me. Oh,
Speaker 1: I was suffering in silence. You would have never guessed
Speaker 1: that was.
Speaker 2: You were suffering in silence, but you did not do
Speaker 2: a good good job at hiding you're suffering.
Speaker 4: No, I was.
Speaker 1: I was very expressive that I was like depressed and sad,
Speaker 1: but no one knew. No one knew you.
Speaker 2: Just said it. I was very excited.
Speaker 1: No one knew the details of like anything. I used
Speaker 1: to be really good at hiding everything I went through.
Speaker 1: I was like, bitch, I don't fucking know you. I've
Speaker 1: I literally I was. You know when people make jokes
Speaker 1: where it's like you've known me for like five years,
Speaker 1: I'm your best friend, and I'm like and they're like,
Speaker 1: I don't fucking know you. That's genuinely how I was
Speaker 1: with y'all. Like, I was like, you know, just because
Speaker 1: I've known you for four years doesn't need you know
Speaker 1: like me, you need to know my business. I'm stroking
Speaker 1: out from how silent it is. It's like scary. I
Speaker 1: can hear myself to like a new like level of
Speaker 1: self realization when I'm here, and it makes me really uncomfortable. No.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're definitely like really alone with your thoughts when
Speaker 2: you're alone. So I think that's why we all like
Speaker 2: migrate to the same room when we're in the house
Speaker 2: that we're staying in, because like if you're alone, like
Speaker 2: you're alone and it's really scary, honestly. Yeah, I don't know, it's.
Speaker 1: Kind of nice. Like I've found that I do like
Speaker 1: running away out of la like being here. We came
Speaker 1: here in the summer.
Speaker 2: We haven't told them we're in Joshua Tree.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we're in the middle of Joshua Tree. But
Speaker 1: like not like Palm Springs.
Speaker 3: Like, ah, I'm at.
Speaker 2: A hotel with my friends.
Speaker 4: There's a million people here.
Speaker 1: We're like at our kais can we say that where
Speaker 1: Kai's sister's airbn.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is it.
Speaker 1: This is the Airbnb. It's really nice. She like shaped
Speaker 1: up the place.
Speaker 2: She liked, she tailored it out for us. It looks great.
Speaker 1: She she like builds out this room specifically so we
Speaker 1: can have a studio space.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really incredible.
Speaker 1: But no, for where we are staying in Kai's sister's Airbnb,
Speaker 1: and it's like very isolated, like where it is. It's
Speaker 1: not like in the hustle and bustle of Joshua Tree.
Speaker 3: It's nice.
Speaker 1: It's way nicer than last time, only because of how
Speaker 1: hot it was.
Speaker 3: Last night time, Like.
Speaker 2: I will say, this is like so overstimulating for me
Speaker 2: because I like I am not able to focus on
Speaker 2: like talking in the podcast because I keep just looking
Speaker 2: and seeing something that I've never seen before because it's
Speaker 2: so foreign and it's beautiful out here. I love it.
Speaker 2: In the car ride over here, I was like, there's
Speaker 2: like this like creative like energy, and then you shut
Speaker 2: me down immediately.
Speaker 1: Okay, I didn't shut you down.
Speaker 2: I I literally you were like, I don't feel that, but.
Speaker 1: I didn't say I was like, I can't say the same,
Speaker 1: which is not me shutting it down. That would be
Speaker 1: the second time I say my opinion that like alters
Speaker 1: with yours, and there's like the tension of like because
Speaker 1: I don't agree with you, But that's okay, it's okay
Speaker 1: if we don't agree. I think that's why we get
Speaker 1: along is because we have different ideas on a lot
Speaker 1: of things, and some things we have opposite ideas on.
Speaker 1: And for me, like, I don't know, places like big
Speaker 1: Sir like make me feel like good and like really
Speaker 1: like I don't know, Like I guess nothing really makes me.
Speaker 1: There's no place that necessarily makes me more creative. I
Speaker 1: would say, like in a city, I feel more creative
Speaker 1: because I like a lot of my specifically comedy creativity
Speaker 1: comes from literally being a pessimistic piece of shit and
Speaker 1: judging other people.
Speaker 2: So I have this theory that the reason why I
Speaker 2: feel more creatively charged out here is because there's not
Speaker 2: as many people, so there's not as much processing power
Speaker 2: being used from the simulation. So like when the simulation
Speaker 2: isn't active, I mean when the simulation when you're in
Speaker 2: a city, I feel suck dry because like there's a
Speaker 2: bunch of people awake, like they're all constantly awake.
Speaker 1: And yeah, I did.
Speaker 3: I literally love that.
Speaker 2: The way you looked at me, I was like, I
Speaker 2: need to shut up now.
Speaker 1: Like no, I was literally like drifting off because I
Speaker 1: was thinking about that, and I was like, I literally
Speaker 1: feel like, oh no, I guess I kind of feel
Speaker 1: that because I would say my most creative time.
Speaker 2: Also, I was joking. I was joking Jesus like ie yourself.
Speaker 2: I also have a theory that when you're on an airplane,
Speaker 2: there's like three hundred people packed into this type place
Speaker 2: and the simulation doesn't have enough processing power, so it
Speaker 2: just knocks you out. Because when I'm on an airplane,
Speaker 2: I fall asleep immediately. I like, I don't even try
Speaker 2: to fall asleep, and I just like wake up halfway through,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, wait, what the fuck? Why was I
Speaker 2: asleep during the takeoff? And I feel like, uh, something
Speaker 2: flip switches or they bump gas into the plane or something.
Speaker 2: I don't know, because I.
Speaker 1: Sleep, have enough snacks or drink, so they make sure
Speaker 1: they like put like melotonein like a supplement into the
Speaker 1: free water they give you, and then they're just like,
Speaker 1: go to fucking sleep, bitch.
Speaker 2: And that's why I don't drink airplane water because they
Speaker 2: put fluoride in it.
Speaker 1: I don't drink airplane water because I don't want to
Speaker 1: fuck you drink out of that. Okay, airplane cups are
Speaker 1: the flimsiest cups in the way.
Speaker 2: They updated them. I had the same theory because you
Speaker 2: would like touch it and it would crumble you a
Speaker 2: million pieces. I tested that out because I was like, wait,
Speaker 2: these feel different, and now they like fold like you
Speaker 2: can like fold them and crush them. But they's still
Speaker 2: that fucking like one use plastic.
Speaker 1: But yeah, they're like the like thinnest plastic ever. I
Speaker 1: feel like if I put a hot beverage in it, it
Speaker 1: would immediately melt it still all over my fucking lips.
Speaker 1: I always buy a bottle of water at the airport.
Speaker 1: I've never like taken the water they give me, but
Speaker 1: that's because on a plane you get so fucking dehydrated.
Speaker 1: And I'm already a very like dry person because of
Speaker 1: my like eggzma like being out here. My lips and
Speaker 1: my skin suffer like it is actually fucked up. I
Speaker 1: put on so much chapstick this morning, and immediately I
Speaker 1: feel like I have to put more on. But I
Speaker 1: refuse to touch my chapstick because if I touch my
Speaker 1: chapstick and touch my lips, I'll probably die from whatever.
Speaker 2: I was surprised you let Kai use your chapsticks this morning.
Speaker 2: I was like, damn, she's like really letting loose, like
Speaker 2: Kai put his finger in there.
Speaker 1: I didn't even think about it, and I know Kai
Speaker 1: hadn't washed his hands. I know, damn well, he hadn't
Speaker 1: washed his hands for like hours.
Speaker 2: But now you have to throw that whole bottle away.
Speaker 1: It sometimes like its slips, like if you catch me
Speaker 1: when I'm doing something else, like it doesn't even cross
Speaker 1: my mind.
Speaker 3: You know what it is. When I'm in a.
Speaker 1: House, I feel cleaner, So I'm like, no, go ahead.
Speaker 1: I feel like in the house, I'll let anybody use
Speaker 1: my chapsticks and stuff. But once we are outside in public,
Speaker 1: do not fucking ask to use my chapstick in public
Speaker 1: because I have the ones you have to touch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was about to clarify that she has like
Speaker 2: the pots that you dig your fucking grubby little fingernails
Speaker 2: into because.
Speaker 1: I need a lot. I don't like that squirtshit because
Speaker 1: like the tubes. Also, they don't take they don't make
Speaker 1: the bliss text I like in tubes, which is annoying
Speaker 1: because I would prefer that for my public use chapstick.
Speaker 1: I don't like to have to like wash my hands
Speaker 1: before applying chopstick. It's a whole thing, like I use
Speaker 1: bliss text. I don't believe in Carmex. I don't believe
Speaker 1: in like the Chapsick brand. That shit is not that's
Speaker 1: not real, that's not real moisture in there.
Speaker 2: Carmex is literally like it dries your lips out on purpose. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Carmex is like evil and they dry your lips out
Speaker 2: on purpose and then you get addicted to it and
Speaker 2: you keep applying it and applying it and applying it,
Speaker 2: and yeah, like I just they do that to keep
Speaker 2: you buying it insane with water, water dehydrates you hydrate,
Speaker 2: because I had a sip of Josiah's water and it
Speaker 2: literally I felt like that picture a SpongeBob when he
Speaker 2: was like like I need water, Like my tongue like
Speaker 2: swelled up, like it was fucked up. If you like
Speaker 2: Dasani water over any other water, Like, I actually need
Speaker 2: you to tune out of the podcast immediately and just
Speaker 2: stop watching, because you are a danger to society. You're
Speaker 2: a dangerous person and you need to be locked away forever.
Speaker 1: And you you're lying you're getting your hydration from like
Speaker 1: sitting in a bath or something like You're not getting
Speaker 1: your hydration from that fucking water. I've never once drink
Speaker 1: Dasani or chosen to drink Disni and been like, oh,
Speaker 1: that was exactly what I needed.
Speaker 2: Like you down a whole bottle like so refreshing, Like.
Speaker 1: You down a bottle and your pisses like golden yellow.
Speaker 2: And also they literally filter it with batshit, Like I
Speaker 2: know they filter it with bat ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why did we get into a conversation last night
Speaker 1: about you don't like bats or was that Elsie said
Speaker 1: you didn't like bats.
Speaker 2: I like bats, but I don't like being close like
Speaker 2: wild bats, because then bitches swoop down and fucking bite
Speaker 2: you and give you rabies. I know that's like I
Speaker 2: don't believe in that. I know it's not true, but
Speaker 2: it is partially true.
Speaker 1: Same motherfucker who said he doesn't believe bears are fucking
Speaker 1: are dangerous.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you didn't like flying animals. No, they're too erratic.
Speaker 2: They're dangerous. They're scary as fuck. They're in the same
Speaker 2: class as birds.
Speaker 4: Like.
Speaker 2: But the reason why I'm so traumatized by bats is
Speaker 2: because when I go camping in Utah, like we're up
Speaker 2: in the fucking mountains where the bats like reside and
Speaker 2: they're just spooky up there, or like even in the desert,
Speaker 2: they'd like follow me, The bats fucking follow me wherever
Speaker 2: I go.
Speaker 1: The killer, You're being gang stalked by bats.
Speaker 2: No, literally tell me why. When we walked in here,
Speaker 2: like the house like shook a little bit, and I
Speaker 2: was like looking under the floor and in the attic.
Speaker 2: I was like, there's someone in here, there's someone.
Speaker 1: In here it's shaking because it's not supposed to have
Speaker 1: any humans in it, and we're literally.
Speaker 2: Like gonna over. It would be hilarious, like viral.
Speaker 1: No, I would be so mad, like this is so
Speaker 1: fucked up. I am vain, Like I know this, I like,
Speaker 1: I am very vain. I'm stuck in my vanity. I
Speaker 1: want to be pretty. Like that's like one of my
Speaker 1: mang goals in life is to look good no matter what.
Speaker 2: I meaning pretty as a curse. Because you're hated by
Speaker 2: the ugly people and you're hated by men. You can
Speaker 2: eat slutshamed.
Speaker 1: Yes, my feminist king, I'm down.
Speaker 2: For the pretty girls. You're more than just a pretty girl.
Speaker 2: To me, what am I? You're a funny girl.
Speaker 1: You're a funny looking girl.
Speaker 2: You have a good personality.
Speaker 1: I'm very vain because if this house fell on me,
Speaker 1: the first thing that comes to mind is in my health.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I know my face would get fucked up,
Speaker 1: like I know, like I would get like my nose
Speaker 1: would like break from something or like.
Speaker 2: You you do have a big phobia of your nose.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like you know what it is. When I
Speaker 1: was really young, I watched Dante's nose break and it
Speaker 1: looked like the worst thing I've ever seen happen.
Speaker 2: I think we just need to break your nose someday.
Speaker 3: Like, bitch, I'll smack the fuck out of.
Speaker 2: You know, that's like your biggest thing is Like that
Speaker 2: was like the hypothetical in the beginning that like tested
Speaker 2: our friendship was. I was like, what if I just
Speaker 2: like broke your nose on accident, Like what would you do?
Speaker 2: And you'd be like I'd drop you immediately, Like I'd
Speaker 2: freak the funk out, Like I never.
Speaker 1: I don't even feel like I like have the prettiest
Speaker 1: like nose or side profile like I think from like
Speaker 1: but this is what do you?
Speaker 4: You have?
Speaker 2: Like the cutest nose I've literally ever seen in my life.
Speaker 1: But you know what it is. It's like it's because
Speaker 1: of the Internet, it's very easy to look at other
Speaker 1: people's noses and just other people's face. It's like post
Speaker 1: internet experience of like seeing everybody and like seeing this
Speaker 1: like hierarchy of beauty and being like, oh, like I
Speaker 1: fit into some categories of this, but like little tiny
Speaker 1: things for me, I.
Speaker 2: Don't relate to that. I don't relate to that just
Speaker 2: because like I'm in I am the beauty standard.
Speaker 1: Like no, and I know that's hard, and but that's
Speaker 1: the thing is, like it's it's hard on my side,
Speaker 1: and it's it's way harder on you.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying, Like being pretty is hard because
Speaker 2: all the ugly people hate you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and like I could, why'd you look at the camera?
Speaker 1: You are you saying like people who watch people who
Speaker 1: watch this, they're pretty?
Speaker 2: No, if you watch emergency intercom, like you're a beautiful person.
Speaker 2: You're a deranged individual, but you're a beautiful.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you are a threat to society.
Speaker 1: But from the outside, no one would know.
Speaker 2: I just keep looking at the walls and there's literally
Speaker 2: human shit on the walls. We're just in human ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. That's what. Yeah, that's why when I
Speaker 1: walked in here, I was like, I am going to
Speaker 1: suffer in like the next nine years when I find
Speaker 1: out that like I inhaled human feces and like it
Speaker 1: like internalized in my stomach and grew a new bacteria
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna like die from.
Speaker 2: It COVID three three. When are they gonna drop E
Speaker 2: Coli too?
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's not even oh I guess that would be.
Speaker 1: I was like, why are you saying COVID three, But
Speaker 1: it's because we have Delta Delta Delta sleigh. I forgot
Speaker 1: what I was fucking saying. But oh yeah, I just
Speaker 1: have a fear of breaking my nose because like I
Speaker 1: do like my nose and I don't think like I
Speaker 1: would like it if it was broken, because I would
Speaker 1: be like I look different. I think that's the main thing.
Speaker 1: Is I feel like any like not to.
Speaker 2: Say people I think scars are sexy, No, but.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking of like if I feel like changing your
Speaker 1: nose yet, Like your nose is a centerfold of your face,
Speaker 1: and I feel like when you change that, it changes
Speaker 1: the whole like look of your face. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: that's what it is. Is like I do like my face,
Speaker 1: and I feel like if I broke my nose and
Speaker 1: like had to get it fixed, it would look different
Speaker 1: and I would really notice that and it would freak
Speaker 1: me out because I'd be like, oh my god, like
Speaker 1: I have a.
Speaker 2: Difference that has to be like the worst feeling in
Speaker 2: the world is like getting botched plastic surgery, Like you
Speaker 2: go in, You'll be like I'm gonna come out looking sexy,
Speaker 2: and then you come out and like you're literally a
Speaker 2: fucking monster, and then you get more plastic surgery to
Speaker 2: fix it.
Speaker 1: Monster.
Speaker 2: I don't mean, I don't mean yeah, but like literally
Speaker 2: that's gotta be terrifying because like you can't go back,
Speaker 2: like I wish I had my old nose. I feel
Speaker 2: this is gonna say that's not a worry for me,
Speaker 2: Like I gotta keep reiterating that's not a worry for me.
Speaker 3: I also want to like reiterate.
Speaker 1: I don't want it to seem like I think like
Speaker 1: a certain kind of nose is pretty. I think my
Speaker 1: main thing is like your nose changes your face so much.
Speaker 1: And I personally this is a very corny take, but
Speaker 1: I think the nose jobs are overrated. I think, like
Speaker 1: I think the idea of getting your nose job like.
Speaker 2: That where you is that like a hand job with
Speaker 2: your nose?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, how does that work?
Speaker 1: So Dojika has explained it before you. Basically I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna I'm not gonna do that. But yeah, it's gonna
Speaker 1: sound corny, but I think everyone like usually looks like
Speaker 1: your face looks like that because like that's how you look,
Speaker 1: and that's like what's pretty about you, which is so
Speaker 1: I feel like it's so corny to be like your
Speaker 1: nose is like, but I hate like how online has
Speaker 1: made everyone feel like they have to change something about
Speaker 1: their face.
Speaker 2: Because they literally all look the same. They all look
Speaker 2: the same. It's terrifying when you like, oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, which again also like, let let's I don't want
Speaker 1: to enter the discourse of people being like, don't do it,
Speaker 1: like do what makes you happy, but don't feel the
Speaker 1: pressure from online, because it's like I have fallen.
Speaker 3: I when I moved to LA, I was like, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna get lip fillers.
Speaker 1: I was like, that's fully a thing people are like,
Speaker 1: I don't think like it's like everyone who moves to
Speaker 1: LA is like I'm going to do this, this and that.
Speaker 1: But it is very tempting. It's like a it's the
Speaker 1: people who like story. Yeah, Like it's like very tempting
Speaker 1: not to like not to again, this is this.
Speaker 2: You don't have to You don't have to keep clarifying yourself.
Speaker 2: I think people know where you stand, like you're beautiful.
Speaker 2: If you want to alter your body, go fucking ahead,
Speaker 2: Like who am I to fucking judge?
Speaker 1: Don't be sixteen and feel the pressure too, because you're
Speaker 1: clearly sixteen, you haven't even grown into yourself.
Speaker 2: But the nose is the window to the soul.
Speaker 1: Did you make that up or did you see that somewhere?
Speaker 1: I made that up and that's definitely something someone said.
Speaker 2: No, the eyes are the window to the soul, is
Speaker 2: what people say.
Speaker 1: Then those personality is the window to your soul, because
Speaker 1: how are your I think your body, I like, yeah,
Speaker 1: when I explored your body, I opened the door to
Speaker 1: your whole.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I don't know, just I didn't really get
Speaker 2: to go into like why I'm afraid of bats? Should
Speaker 2: I just dive into that or no?
Speaker 1: But you saw that episode of the Office where Meredith
Speaker 1: gets bit by a bat and.
Speaker 2: I don't remember that episode at all. Actually, the reason
Speaker 2: why I'm scared of bats is because when I was
Speaker 2: like twelve years old, maybe on YouTube, I just like
Speaker 2: went down like like I was a fucking freakazoid when
Speaker 2: I was like twelve, Like I.
Speaker 1: Was like, sure, now, don't don't don't like put it
Speaker 1: an age to it?
Speaker 2: Used to? Yeah, I was about to say, like I
Speaker 2: used to look up like medical stories, like my favorite
Speaker 2: show on TV was like The Er show on the whatever,
Speaker 2: the Discovery channel, Like I tuned into that once a
Speaker 2: week every or every time it was oh wait.
Speaker 1: You said, that is it when like people were like
Speaker 1: attacked by animals and then it would like show the
Speaker 1: three D render of their body.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like animal attacks or like people who
Speaker 2: ate like thirty six crayons or like drank a jar
Speaker 2: of chopp water. Like yeah, like just like presenting to
Speaker 2: the er with like unknown symptoms and like the doctors
Speaker 2: figured out. Well, one of those episodes I found on
Speaker 2: YouTube and I watched it literally eight hundred times. Sorry
Speaker 2: I have to point this out, but that literally looks
Speaker 2: like an owl. Like the silhouette of that looks like
Speaker 2: an owl. But one of the episodes was this kid
Speaker 2: who got bit by a bat with rabies, and you
Speaker 2: watched him like go from just like being a normal
Speaker 2: kid and then the very next day literally being hydrophobic,
Speaker 2: like being homophobic. Sorry, no, being hydrophied.
Speaker 1: Way, what's wrong with that?
Speaker 2: Being hydrophobic?
Speaker 3: No homophobic?
Speaker 1: What's wrong with that? Like why would that be?
Speaker 2: Like do you know what that means?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's when you like you're like you're like into
Speaker 1: gay people and stuff.
Speaker 2: But it means alophobic. It means no, it means the
Speaker 2: opposite clip that.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 2: But genuinely, you would watch this kid like and then
Speaker 2: he like got like rigamortius and like got all stiff
Speaker 2: and like he was like thrashing around and he just
Speaker 2: became like literally a zombie. And I thought rabies. I
Speaker 2: mean even like technically rabies is like a zombie virus
Speaker 2: because you become like actually afraid of fucking water. See,
Speaker 2: I just like am going off, yeah yeah, literally, I'm
Speaker 2: like reigniting this fear of bats. But like bats are cute,
Speaker 2: Like I've seen pictures of bats like eating bananas and shit,
Speaker 2: and those are the cutest fucking things I've ever seen
Speaker 2: in my entire fucking life. But like when they're wild
Speaker 2: and you don't know if they have rabies or not
Speaker 2: and they swoop down.
Speaker 1: I feel like rabies is like quick saying like you
Speaker 1: were told like every animal had rabies as a.
Speaker 2: Kid, and like, yeah, don't touch that fucking armadillo has rabies, yeah, and.
Speaker 1: Like you're not running into it like that.
Speaker 2: So I think that, Well, I have been in a
Speaker 2: lot of quicksand so that like nips that in the button.
Speaker 2: So I'm just saying like rabies is around and out there,
Speaker 2: and don't be not afraid of it.
Speaker 1: You're fear mongering with Raby. Sorry. Now, well, when I was,
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 2: Not laughing a lot. I feel like he's not into.
Speaker 1: He's not interested. Well, you know, there's been the tension
Speaker 1: since yesterday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's just like Okay. There was two cars on
Speaker 2: the way to Joshua Tree and I could just I
Speaker 2: could just feel this tension, like they didn't fuck with us.
Speaker 2: It wasn't like it was there was nothing said. I
Speaker 2: could just feel them talking shit about me. So I
Speaker 2: gave them a call and I was like, there's tension
Speaker 2: between us, and Kai literally cussed me out, called me
Speaker 2: a bunch of mean things that I don't even feel
Speaker 2: comfortable repeating, and then hung up the phone.
Speaker 1: No, and even worse is like they didn't say bye
Speaker 1: to us when we all left, I know, didn't say bye,
Speaker 1: be safe, love you see you there.
Speaker 2: I hold say, there's just like this weird, awkward tension
Speaker 2: that I can't really put it.
Speaker 3: And then in Vonn's he disappeared.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, don't get meat disappearing.
Speaker 1: Act of car.
Speaker 2: Don't get me started.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6: You guys are only hearing one size.
Speaker 2: We can't hear you.
Speaker 1: There's you can't be you won't be heard here.
Speaker 2: I put a bunch of food. I put a bunch
Speaker 2: of food into the cart, and I got like a
Speaker 2: pack of Red Bulls, some PEPSI.
Speaker 1: Your usual, nothing.
Speaker 2: Yeah. What else did I get?
Speaker 1: Literally?
Speaker 2: I got a bag of Cheetos. So I got and
Speaker 2: that was going to hold me over for the next
Speaker 2: That was gonna hold me over for the next three days.
Speaker 2: I was going to eat that and that only, and
Speaker 2: then I was gonna get in the car and drive
Speaker 2: to McDonald's that night and eat dinner at McDonald's. But
Speaker 2: Kai got a bunch of foods, some some white claws
Speaker 2: for the squad to share whatever, and Ya was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm going to pay for this half take the cart,
Speaker 2: pay for this, And I was like, I didn't get
Speaker 2: any of them, yeah, yeah, yeah, And he didn't mean
Speaker 2: for me to pay for it. She was like, take
Speaker 2: the cart, and Kai magically somehow disappeared right when it
Speaker 2: was time to pay, and I ended up paying for
Speaker 2: all of that bullshit. Mind you, I have been eating it.
Speaker 2: I have been eating it, and Kai did pay me
Speaker 2: back for it. And I just want to set the
Speaker 2: record straight that Kai is a good person.
Speaker 3: And no, but he's evil because he did disappear.
Speaker 2: He disappeared. And there.
Speaker 3: You're not being hard here.
Speaker 1: I can't like, this is not a space.
Speaker 2: I brought it back. Yeah, but I brought it back.
Speaker 2: I brought it back. And Kai is a good person
Speaker 2: and he paid me back and we split it. We
Speaker 2: split it down and then we'll split each other open.
Speaker 2: Last night because we did share a bed. We did
Speaker 2: share a bed. It was nice, it was warm. And
Speaker 2: that's all.
Speaker 1: That's all I need to that's all they need to
Speaker 1: be said to the public. Oh wait, so my bad
Speaker 1: story when I was literally like six or seven and
Speaker 1: I was in Honduras once. So in Honduras, there's not
Speaker 1: like I don't know if they like redid the fucking
Speaker 1: pipes or whatever, but there there's not.
Speaker 2: I'm working on your pipes, my rowback.
Speaker 1: Do not put that on the floor and then put
Speaker 1: it next to your face.
Speaker 2: I gotta stand up.
Speaker 1: Why are you like losing circulation?
Speaker 2: No, I just feel like it. If I'm like back here,
Speaker 2: it adds like a little something.
Speaker 1: I well, then I'm gonna stand up because I want
Speaker 1: my outfit to be shown kai so annoyed. He's like,
Speaker 1: can y'all like stay on topic? I saw on TikTok
Speaker 1: someone tagged me in a TikTok where it was like,
Speaker 1: I can't stand like podcasters who were just like useless spans,
Speaker 1: can't stay on topic?
Speaker 3: Bitch, fuck you pay for my adderall.
Speaker 1: Not fucking to the person who made that, but like
Speaker 1: to the person who tagged me in it, even though
Speaker 1: it was a follow of ours. I mean, I just
Speaker 1: want to fight all of y'all.
Speaker 2: Like I know it would be fun to just like
Speaker 2: wrestle and tussle. We should do yes, I was about
Speaker 2: to say, we should fight our fans. We should fight
Speaker 2: our followers and the viewers. If you want to get
Speaker 2: in the ring with the strongest, you know, I'm scared.
Speaker 2: I'm scared of them, one of them.
Speaker 1: Like there's enough of y'all that a handful of you
Speaker 1: could beat the.
Speaker 2: Embarrassing. You have to be a fighter to be listening
Speaker 2: to like us, Like, yeah, you're full of rage.
Speaker 1: You're not a happy person, like you are not a happy.
Speaker 2: You break that you bust that shit open when it
Speaker 2: like you would you bust it open? No, you like
Speaker 2: like you're like me, I feel like when like you're
Speaker 2: super fucking angry, Um, you just can't control it, Like
Speaker 2: it comes out like like if I've never really been
Speaker 2: in a fighting situation, but like if I am, like
Speaker 2: I genuinely don't know if I could stop myself from
Speaker 2: killing that person with my bare hands, with my bare hands.
Speaker 1: You're like no, because if I got to a fucking
Speaker 1: fighting situation, like Okay, so my bat story. When I
Speaker 1: was in Honduras, we didn't have like my grandma doesn't
Speaker 1: have like hot water, Like we don't have a heater,
Speaker 1: Like don't you're come on, put the other leg down there?
Speaker 1: You would sink.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's enough of that, keep going with the bad story.
Speaker 2: There's holes in the ground. I was gonna be halfway
Speaker 2: on the ground and.
Speaker 1: Anyway, know, we have to sit down because we're like
Speaker 1: having too much fun standing and like explore.
Speaker 2: Playing with the ship stained walls.
Speaker 3: Let me get closer to your bab.
Speaker 2: What are we going to do when we get close?
Speaker 1: So I bitch someone we drew that picture of us
Speaker 1: sharing a fry and sexual.
Speaker 2: I mean it was someone common is not y'all straight
Speaker 2: baiting And I am straight as fuck yeah, same. I
Speaker 2: only like guys.
Speaker 1: Girls are nasty and they stink mm hmm. And I
Speaker 1: hate boobs.
Speaker 2: Boobs are disgusting. You're so nasty, Like I hate bulges.
Speaker 1: You shouldn't have that, don't. Why are you having your
Speaker 1: cleavage out in my face? It's making me so mad?
Speaker 2: Why are you sexualizing cleavage?
Speaker 1: I need saying, I'm not saying. I'm very fucking straight,
Speaker 1: and I when I see cleavage, I'm just like, have
Speaker 1: some respect. Put those things away and not in my face,
Speaker 1: and get them away from me.
Speaker 2: I agree with that. Oh wait, anyways, I don't agree
Speaker 2: with that, But have them boobies out, girl. Free the nipple.
Speaker 2: I've said it before and I'll say it again. The
Speaker 2: nipple is going to be free in our lifetime.
Speaker 1: Anyways. So back to my bats.
Speaker 2: Free the penis no imagine it's just all walking around naked.
Speaker 2: I think that the world would be a better place.
Speaker 2: There's nothing inherently sexual about a naked body.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: I actually do agree with that, because I am someone
Speaker 1: who I genuinely can't find someone attract.
Speaker 2: Dude for some reason. I literally am so afraid of
Speaker 2: being naked in front of people said, I'm so afraid
Speaker 2: of being naked in front of people. I literally just
Speaker 2: started like I got so lost in my thoughts and
Speaker 2: I was like, I was like therapizing myself. I was like,
Speaker 2: why am I so afraid of, like being naked in
Speaker 2: front of other people? I am so upset because I'm.
Speaker 1: Afraid of being naked. I have very bad body dysmorphia,
Speaker 1: but I do not give a fuck to be naked
Speaker 1: in front of people. Like I will change in front
Speaker 1: of people.
Speaker 2: I think that's something we have to do one day,
Speaker 2: is just getting naked in front of each other. I
Speaker 2: really don't show each other our bodies.
Speaker 1: I feel like you've seen most of my body.
Speaker 2: I have seen most ofuro bodies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I don't care like I'm.
Speaker 2: Like that, have you seen most of my body for
Speaker 2: the most Yeah?
Speaker 1: Actually yeah, I think we've seen all of each other's
Speaker 1: body except like our literal private area, our gen But
Speaker 1: back to my fucking batstory. Like when I was like
Speaker 1: eight in there.
Speaker 2: Was no there's a girl that went to my school
Speaker 2: and her name was Jena Tolls.
Speaker 1: Actually no, b big, Like fuck that person who said
Speaker 1: we can't stay on topic, and we've like bounced around.
Speaker 2: We also have like.
Speaker 1: I have a bunch of topics to go to.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're getting a two hour episodes. So I can
Speaker 2: feel my throat closing.
Speaker 1: Sorry you didn't hear me coughing? Okay, minutes ago, Like
Speaker 1: I don't know where that came from. I like swallowed
Speaker 1: something and started like it's not good. Also, my legs
Speaker 1: are so sweaty. Why the fuck are you looking down?
Speaker 1: I have a skirt on, and I literally was like,
Speaker 1: my legs are sweating, and I was moving my legs
Speaker 1: around and Kai was looking.
Speaker 2: You're blaming on me, Kai, Are you embarrassed?
Speaker 1: He's so embarrassed. What were you even looking down there for?
Speaker 1: What are you looking for?
Speaker 6: You said, your legs.
Speaker 2: It's human nature. See, That's what I've been doing a
Speaker 2: lot recently. Is like being evil is like playing both
Speaker 2: sides in like people's little like arguments like I'll yeah,
Speaker 2: I'll just play both sides.
Speaker 3: You'll hop around like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're like, why are you opening your legs? Actually?
Speaker 2: You know what you did say legs? So he was
Speaker 2: looking down at your legs and you just fucking cunt.
Speaker 1: That's what you are. You're showing your true fucking colors
Speaker 1: to the public, and you don't want to be doing
Speaker 1: that because they're gonna turn against you.
Speaker 2: I just got called a cunt.
Speaker 1: No back, Okay, you know what it is. I've been saying.
Speaker 1: I say cunt so like wildly the other day.
Speaker 2: That's a that's a naughty word for me.
Speaker 1: Playfully, I playfully said it to like Oryan, and it
Speaker 1: felt very wrong, and I like immediately was like, I
Speaker 1: was like, I didn't say anything out loud because I
Speaker 1: don't think she took it any kind of way, but
Speaker 1: deep deep down, I was like, that felt wrong. Even
Speaker 1: though I say it all the time, I love saying cun.
Speaker 2: The sea word and the P word, I feel like
Speaker 2: are off limits for me.
Speaker 1: Pussy. Pussy is just funny. Saying pussy is always funny.
Speaker 2: Pussy.
Speaker 1: Oh, chill, chill the fuck out, like you see your
Speaker 1: you're scaring Ki, Like, okay, back to my fucking bat story.
Speaker 1: There's no running water. There's no hot running water in Hunduras.
Speaker 1: So every time I had to take a fucking bath
Speaker 1: or a shower, you know, you do the old like
Speaker 1: bucket cup shit, you like, they fill a pot up,
Speaker 1: they heat up the water, they put it in a
Speaker 1: in a bucket with other cold water, so it's like
Speaker 1: warm and you just like bathe. Yeah, you bathe yourself
Speaker 1: with that like whatever, not a big deal. So I
Speaker 1: was in the bathroom one day, like just like naked,
Speaker 1: standing there waiting for my like well to finish boiling
Speaker 1: the water for me. And I was standing in the
Speaker 1: bath and just hanging hot water. I was standing in
Speaker 1: the bath waiting, but then I hear like a sound
Speaker 1: and I look up and there's literally just meat naked
Speaker 1: and a bat in the bathroom, like like hitting flying
Speaker 1: around and I start screaming, and then my grandma fucking
Speaker 1: fly them blood does fly? Ever anyway, my grandma came
Speaker 1: in with a fucking broom and macked the ship out
Speaker 1: of it and it flew out of the house.
Speaker 2: Damn.
Speaker 1: And that's the only time I've been that close to
Speaker 1: a boat. And then other times I just see them
Speaker 1: flying and I'm like, damn, that is so pretty. I
Speaker 1: love bats. I love bats and stars. Those are my
Speaker 1: two like graphic design things. And I'm like, what like.
Speaker 2: Those boots, those rain boots are like the best thing
Speaker 2: to ever happen to you? Are those undercover?
Speaker 1: My cream?
Speaker 2: Your cream dream?
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, that is a cream dream.
Speaker 1: There's wet dreams in the.
Speaker 2: Cream dreams and a wet dream. Uh.
Speaker 1: We can't be the first one to say that.
Speaker 2: No, coin that emergency emergency intercom cream dream, wet dream,
Speaker 2: cream Dream, Cream Team Team Cream? Are you on the
Speaker 2: cream team? Are you squirt Squad? Cream Teamer? Squirt Squad?
Speaker 1: Did squirt? Damn girl?
Speaker 2: You got it? You got it? Should we talk about
Speaker 2: what I wanted to talk about?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I couldn't think of anything because I was like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck are you talking about? But I'll let
Speaker 1: you go.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm gonna do this one. This one's gonna catch
Speaker 2: you off guarden. Okay. So the more life I live,
Speaker 2: the more I realize how much food tastes like. Come,
Speaker 2: there's a lot of food out there that tastes okay.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: Because I'm as a straight man, how do you know
Speaker 1: what com tastes like?
Speaker 2: Avocados? Avocados tastes like com Okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, raw cookie dough tast no way fucking doesn't like
Speaker 1: it doesn't to me. That should taste good. Come on, guys.
Speaker 2: Per Simmons tastes like I've never had. I had one
Speaker 2: for the first time two weeks ago, and I ate
Speaker 2: it and I literally like gagged. It was actually like
Speaker 2: eating semen mushrooms.
Speaker 1: I love mushrooms.
Speaker 2: Mushrooms are fallus shaped, they look like wieners, and they
Speaker 2: taste like wieners.
Speaker 1: Mushrooms are some of the best vegetables.
Speaker 2: So this one's a rich coconut milk. There's sometimes it's
Speaker 2: so sweet though not coconut milk, sorry, coconut water. There's
Speaker 2: sometimes oh.
Speaker 1: Coconut water. Coconut water, I fully agree with you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, coconut water like cumy coummy as fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's like it's like, damn, girl, what the
Speaker 1: fuck have you been eating? Like, come.
Speaker 2: Some breads. There's like bread out there that.
Speaker 1: You think everything tastes. I think you like really like
Speaker 1: want to taste come. So when you're eating it, you're
Speaker 1: really like you're going into your psyching. You're like, yes,
Speaker 1: all of you with tomatoes.
Speaker 2: Tomatoes that's the fucking main one. Tomato.
Speaker 1: Tomatoes are very yes, tomato like tomatoes with some salt
Speaker 1: and burn eggs and avocado. Like that's fantastic.
Speaker 2: You see, the first time I've eaten a tomato and
Speaker 2: was like whoa like this tastes really fucking good. Was
Speaker 2: that sandwich the from Go Get Home? The Halluomi, Yeah,
Speaker 2: Halluomi and heirloom tomato sandwich. That shit fucking ate my
Speaker 2: ass out and turned me out. And then paper towels
Speaker 2: taste like com.
Speaker 1: The brown ones. Yeah, dude, I love the brown so
Speaker 1: I have it. The other day, like I had like
Speaker 1: a very childlike thing like I used to eat. I
Speaker 1: was the kid who was eating brown paper in school,
Speaker 1: and like I was, I forgot where I was, but
Speaker 1: I wiped my hands and after I eat, Like if
Speaker 1: you've been watching this podcast, you know for now, like
Speaker 1: you know that one of my things is after I eat,
Speaker 1: I have to wash my hands. Like it freaks me out.
Speaker 1: I don't want like the food on my hand and
Speaker 1: then that touch it and I'll spread it like it's
Speaker 1: too much. It's like everyone should do that. Everyone should
Speaker 1: wash their hands after they eat. It's like gross. But
Speaker 1: I have to wash my hands after I eat, and
Speaker 1: I have to wipe my mouth, like.
Speaker 2: If I have after I eat every time, I have to.
Speaker 1: Wipe my mouth too. So the other day I forgot
Speaker 1: where I was, but they had brown paper towels and
Speaker 1: I washed my hands and then wipe my mouth with
Speaker 1: the paper towel and like I like smelled it and
Speaker 1: like the like taste one on my lips. And I
Speaker 1: was like, and I was. I didn't take a bite,
Speaker 1: but I was very tempted to. But I was like,
Speaker 1: I am a grown ass, like three year old, and
Speaker 1: I should see it. Come bathroom, about to eat brown
Speaker 1: paper towels, but they taste it.
Speaker 2: We need to talk about the paper eater to emergency
Speaker 2: intercom watcher.
Speaker 1: I know, okay, yeah, I know, the bitch is watching
Speaker 1: this eight paper. You know it tastes good.
Speaker 2: The best paper to eat were the TOTSI roll the
Speaker 2: tootsy pops sticks. Peel it off.
Speaker 1: Oh those ship just like popschool sticks in general, like
Speaker 1: a mac on those. It's the density of the paper
Speaker 1: that makes it so good, and you could like peel it.
Speaker 2: Then you'd then you'd get freaky with it, like this
Speaker 2: is a this is a left field. But you'd like
Speaker 2: tissue paper with like dyes and bleach in it. It
Speaker 2: had like this bleach chase.
Speaker 1: I come, yeah for sure, okay, but yeah, paper towels.
Speaker 2: I drink bleach.
Speaker 1: But I would I would eat some paper towel right now,
Speaker 1: like eating brown paper towel and here sounds like a
Speaker 1: fucking vibe all right.
Speaker 2: On the Patreon. On the Patreon, you can watch me
Speaker 2: and you do a paper eating muckbang a paper as
Speaker 2: Mr paperr. Wait, that's actually kind of a good idea.
Speaker 1: Ranking the best paper towels.
Speaker 2: That is the most viral video you can make.
Speaker 1: I am the one way I am killing this earth
Speaker 1: is with my consumption of paper towels. I use paper
Speaker 1: towels for everything. I run through that shit so quick.
Speaker 2: Josh buying eight hundred on accident.
Speaker 1: Which was the best thing to ever happen. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: I use them like eighty times a day. And someone's
Speaker 1: gonna be like, just use reusable towels. But that freaks
Speaker 1: me out because you're just spreading.
Speaker 2: Germs and like you're maybe gonna have reusable diapers, do
Speaker 2: you think? Fuck? No, sorry, I think mine might maybe.
Speaker 1: Oh, actually, you know what.
Speaker 3: I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: I thought about it because at first I was like, ill,
Speaker 1: it just sounds inconvenient. I think I will be a
Speaker 1: mix of both, Like for when I take my baby
Speaker 1: out in public, it won't be using a reusable one
Speaker 1: just because like I don't want to have to carry
Speaker 1: like a fucking loaded.
Speaker 2: Shit bag when I loaded diaper.
Speaker 1: I don't want to do that, Like for outdoor use,
Speaker 1: it just makes more sense to do like the one
Speaker 1: use ones. But I'm literally wearing period panties right now,
Speaker 1: Like period panties are the best thing that ever happened,
Speaker 1: Like we usable. I'm actually like, on my last day,
Speaker 1: I almost remember.
Speaker 2: You have like this phaero amount that you released when.
Speaker 1: You remember last night in the tub. But I was like,
Speaker 1: I actually just started my period today and it's a
Speaker 1: really heavy flow.
Speaker 4: Oh dude.
Speaker 2: I was like, I was curious why the I think
Speaker 2: it was just I was like, I wonder why the waters.
Speaker 2: I was wondering why the water was red, and Kay was.
Speaker 1: Saying the water tasted good, So it was actually my
Speaker 1: my period.
Speaker 2: What was I saying?
Speaker 1: We were talking about baby in reusable diapers, but yeah,
Speaker 1: reusable diapers, I would use it.
Speaker 2: I was like, for the first time in my life,
Speaker 2: I saw a baby getting changed and I was like, wait,
Speaker 2: why am I not fucking disgusted by this right now?
Speaker 2: And That's how I know that I'm getting older, is that,
Speaker 2: Like I literally have baby fever right now. It's like
Speaker 2: fucked up. Like I want a baby so bad, like
Speaker 2: so bad, that's crazy. I want one so bad, like
Speaker 2: not like obviously not right now, like I want to
Speaker 2: like you do, like like you.
Speaker 1: Can see yourself in the fu yeah.
Speaker 2: Like like I almost can see a few. I can't
Speaker 2: see a future without one.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's crazy, I am. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I like you're teetering.
Speaker 1: I'm teetering. I've had a good experience in relationship where
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know what, maybe like a baby here
Speaker 1: wouldn't be the worst thing ever, not not saying that
Speaker 1: I am in any position to have a fucking baby, Yeah,
Speaker 1: fucking right.
Speaker 2: But I'm also like, do they do I really want
Speaker 2: to give like a baby this brain chemistry?
Speaker 1: Like yeah, that sounds evil. And I know I like
Speaker 1: would be like an overbearing parent who my kid would
Speaker 1: like resent me for how much like I was like
Speaker 1: paranoid about like keeping them safe when really what I
Speaker 1: was doing was like isolating them like out of my
Speaker 1: own fear of like fucking up as a parent, and
Speaker 1: I would like really fuck them up. Oh, but that's
Speaker 1: besides the point.
Speaker 2: I let my kid raise themselves if they want to
Speaker 2: be eight years old and tri heroin. Go ahead, I
Speaker 2: don't care.
Speaker 1: But I changed diapers a lot as a kid from
Speaker 1: having like really little siblings, so like changing a diaper
Speaker 1: has never seemed like a big deal to me, Like yeah,
Speaker 1: I was literally fifteen, like making a mind and then
Speaker 1: putting my phone down and going and like changing. No,
Speaker 1: you're about to say something about me, Yeah, eating you
Speaker 1: don't eat poop? Like you don't, like I know you
Speaker 1: and you don't you don't know me. Kai is very
Speaker 1: shocked by that. Does do not seem like is this
Speaker 1: annoying or like can you hear this?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: I like you, I actually a yes or no question,
Speaker 1: which you could have used your to like not to.
Speaker 2: This is a good segue into the next topic that
Speaker 2: I wanted to talk about, and that's weird human shit
Speaker 2: that everyone does that no one really talks about it,
Speaker 2: and that's very cute. And I feel like babies are that,
Speaker 2: like like why are we fucking born like dumbest shit?
Speaker 2: I don't know, I think it's cute.
Speaker 1: I will no babies freed me the fuck out, because
Speaker 1: like it's literally just like a big person like tiny
Speaker 1: and when I see baby clothes, it is the funniest
Speaker 1: shit ever. Like, we saw baby socks the other day
Speaker 1: and I was literally cracking up because why the fuck
Speaker 1: are like you like.
Speaker 2: A baby pilot hat that we saw. That's what gave
Speaker 2: me baby fever. I was like, oh my god, I
Speaker 2: want to put this on my baby.
Speaker 1: Now, you could find a baby to put that on.
Speaker 1: You have siblings with babies, just go like you know
Speaker 1: what it is. It's fun when.
Speaker 3: Other people have babies that you can like.
Speaker 1: You could be like, oh my god, this thing is
Speaker 1: so cute and then like it starts crying and you
Speaker 1: can like walk away from it.
Speaker 2: Because it's literally to get out of my fucking face.
Speaker 2: But Bayla, it has the cutest cry I've ever fucking
Speaker 2: heard of my life. Like I looked at that like
Speaker 2: she was crying her little heart out and it was
Speaker 2: really cute, and I laughed. I was laughing at her
Speaker 2: because it was so cute. I was like, And that's
Speaker 2: another thing that's like giving me baby fever is like
Speaker 2: hanging around my nieces and nephews so much. I'm like, wait,
Speaker 2: babies are kind of cute, like, and watching them get
Speaker 2: older is really cute as well. The house is about
Speaker 2: to fall over.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know every time the wind blows it like creeks.
Speaker 3: No, babies are really fucking it. I will say.
Speaker 1: I like had the like experience of my siblings are
Speaker 1: like half my age. So when I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you were like fifteen, Like my youngest sibling was literally
Speaker 1: like four years old. That's not half my age. That's
Speaker 1: way younger. Like I'm twenty two and Leo just turned eleven.
Speaker 1: So yeah, no, Leo's half my age. So when I
Speaker 1: was like fifteen, how old was he? No, but he
Speaker 1: was tiny when I was like forty. No, I'm thinking
Speaker 1: of being thirteen.
Speaker 3: Anyway, I'm fucking it up.
Speaker 1: My sibling, Like one of my youngest siblings, when I
Speaker 1: first like started handling them and was cognitive to handle them,
Speaker 1: I remember them just being four and like not knowing
Speaker 1: how to speak yet, Like that's how young I like
Speaker 1: remember seeing my siblings, yeah, and like being.
Speaker 3: Cognitive with them.
Speaker 1: So I was like, this is so weird, Like you
Speaker 1: literally can't speak and being around kids when they learn
Speaker 1: to speak, that is the peak. It's so funny experience
Speaker 1: of being around a human and that is one of
Speaker 1: the most interesting things to me about having a kid
Speaker 1: is yeah, they just like learned that they can like
Speaker 1: lie and like stay bad.
Speaker 2: That's that's one of the things I have on this
Speaker 2: list of like human ship that everyone does is lying.
Speaker 2: Like why do we lie?
Speaker 1: It's like because because as a society, we're built to
Speaker 1: like be reinforced by shame, and then we lie to
Speaker 1: avoid shame. But that shame of like festers into guilt
Speaker 1: and then anger and then we continue.
Speaker 2: That's another thing I have written down is we all
Speaker 2: just get mad at each other. Everyone.
Speaker 3: I get so mad.
Speaker 2: I like, it's funny those really irritable.
Speaker 1: Moods where like I think I was mad the other
Speaker 1: day and you were racking up at it.
Speaker 2: Do you remember, Oh I had I.
Speaker 1: Literally had to shit, Like I had to shit so
Speaker 1: fucking bad, and I was so pissed in the car,
Speaker 1: and just I thought it was funny to like talk
Speaker 1: to me, and I was literally like this is such gross,
Speaker 1: like TMI, but it's not that gross.
Speaker 3: Anyways, I started my period.
Speaker 1: It was really heavy and we just had breakfast and
Speaker 1: it did not sit right in my stomach, so I
Speaker 1: like my fucking hole was both of my holes were
Speaker 1: about to gush over and I was literally in the
Speaker 1: most like uncomfortable human say ever, and Jozie thought it
Speaker 1: was funny to like joke about it, and I was.
Speaker 2: So mad, and I was laughing my ass off at
Speaker 2: ya and I was and she was like, guys, I'm
Speaker 2: being serious right now, like I need a bathroom first
Speaker 2: when we get home. And I was like, no, like
Speaker 2: I called it like, and I was like, you.
Speaker 1: Think that's fucking funny, but it's not. Like it's literally
Speaker 1: not a funny thing to say to me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like people just getting mad at each other,
Speaker 2: Like that's just like weird human shit that we all do.
Speaker 2: Like I think that's like kind of endearing. It's just
Speaker 2: like really human.
Speaker 1: Being really angry is so embarrassing. Like after I'm really angry,
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, not with y'all anymore. But like yesterday,
Speaker 1: I was embarrassed of how angry I got, how quick
Speaker 1: it like I all festers up and then I like
Speaker 1: to everything is too much, and I'm like, everyone leave
Speaker 1: me alone, and like you need to disappear.
Speaker 2: Right now, Like I literally take that cue and I
Speaker 2: literally just disappear. I like walk out of the room.
Speaker 1: You're really good at like reading that cue, but most
Speaker 1: people aren't. But that's why you're that's why.
Speaker 2: That's why we're best. Yeah, when I get angry, the
Speaker 2: masculine urge to just like leave and not talk about
Speaker 2: it ever and just like put it really deep down
Speaker 2: and just like never ever speak about it ever. And
Speaker 2: that's like me, I had the masculine Now I can't
Speaker 2: say that.
Speaker 1: I'm so curious. I think you already said it.
Speaker 2: I said it earlier.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I get really irritable, Like I think yesterday
Speaker 1: what it was is like I like, I'll just.
Speaker 2: Say hours, I had the masculine urge to cuddle Kay
Speaker 2: last night, but it wasn't.
Speaker 1: That is that is a masculine urge, but it's there's
Speaker 1: also a different word for that.
Speaker 2: Urge straight. Yeah, I'm straight. I think another cue, the masculine.
Speaker 1: Urge to accept your sexuality.
Speaker 2: That's what that is straight passing straight. We all just
Speaker 2: get sick and like pass it around to each other.
Speaker 2: That's cute, it's gross cut.
Speaker 1: But last year that wasn't cute.
Speaker 2: That is a little tone death. But I'm allowed to
Speaker 2: talk about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, your life has been.
Speaker 2: A it's been a movie. Yeah, lookie, it has been
Speaker 2: a movie. Like I'm on I'm on plane jet setting going.
Speaker 1: But you're not like bear plates to go carry a casket.
Speaker 2: That's like coming home, getting in the car to Joshua
Speaker 2: Tree like is a movie.
Speaker 1: My life is also a movie because I don't really
Speaker 1: do much. I hang out with my friends, and then
Speaker 1: when when night comes, I get so overbearingly sad that
Speaker 1: I have to stay on my phone.
Speaker 2: If you ever get sad, just come into my room
Speaker 2: and like hold each other and be said to get no.
Speaker 1: That would make me not happy.
Speaker 2: It's not weird for me to want someone to literally
Speaker 2: just lay on top of me right like. I literally
Speaker 2: just as I'm not like zero sexual innerge, I just
Speaker 2: want to be like compressed.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think that's sexual at all. I feel
Speaker 1: like we like do a good job of giving each
Speaker 1: other physical affection. It's literally like not sexually charged at all.
Speaker 1: Is so platonic. Yeah, I think from the outside it
Speaker 1: could be seen as like, girl, what the fuck are
Speaker 1: y'all doing?
Speaker 2: But literally it's on some like it's just human shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like every I feel like everyone needs
Speaker 1: physical affection. If we normalize giving physical affection to your
Speaker 1: friends in like a non sexual context, a lot of
Speaker 1: people would be happier because I think humans do need
Speaker 1: that kind of physical like everyone. Some people don't like that,
Speaker 1: but I think a lot of people do like crave that,
Speaker 1: and then they go out and seek it in romantic
Speaker 1: settings when they're not ready or wanting romantic settings, and
Speaker 1: then like it just spirals into a bunch of other stuff.
Speaker 2: But like that's like if we all just held each
Speaker 2: other more, like if we just literally held each other,
Speaker 2: life would be.
Speaker 1: If more people just to this podcast and listen to
Speaker 1: how we are solving the world's problems. Every single episode
Speaker 1: we are saying things that if people just listen.
Speaker 2: To us, send the men to war and hold each other.
Speaker 1: Send the yes, send men to war, and let women
Speaker 1: have fun and hold each other and play with babies
Speaker 1: and go get cough.
Speaker 2: You know, this is something that I've been like, the
Speaker 2: idea has been in my brain. I've been tinkering with
Speaker 2: it a lot. I think women should be in power,
Speaker 2: you know you are.
Speaker 1: I think women should be president of this world right now.
Speaker 2: I think they should all be presidents. No, I think
Speaker 2: a genuinely though, Like me and my mom had this conversation.
Speaker 1: Actually yes, but also I think what should happen is
Speaker 1: the period.
Speaker 2: It's actually never mind.
Speaker 1: The men should leave us the fuck alone and not
Speaker 1: expect anything from us, because I think men expect too
Speaker 1: much of women and they need to disappear and leave
Speaker 1: women alone and then we can be governmenting each other.
Speaker 2: Segregate the sexes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why I think. I think the sexes should
Speaker 1: be separate, and I think men should leave us alone
Speaker 1: and men should only.
Speaker 2: Have That would be really bad for me as a
Speaker 2: straight man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it would be awful.
Speaker 1: It would be awful for me too, Yeah, because.
Speaker 2: I love men mosquitoes.
Speaker 1: I literally do love men, though, but like when I
Speaker 1: get to know them and like I have like a
Speaker 1: good relationship with them, and otherwise, dude, it is actually
Speaker 1: like it is belligerent, how angry random men make me.
Speaker 1: I find them so fucking disgusting, And I don't think
Speaker 1: they need to be existing unless I have a personal
Speaker 1: connection with them. Like if I don't have a personal
Speaker 1: connection or interested in you as a man, you shouldn't exist.
Speaker 1: Like the other day, I was standing outside of the
Speaker 1: car with like two of my girlfriends and a man
Speaker 1: just looked at us and smile, and the way it
Speaker 1: like the anger rose from my feet and shot through
Speaker 1: my head. I felt like a cartoon, like there was
Speaker 1: he coming through my head and I just was like,
Speaker 1: I know, don't fucking look at us, like I'm like
Speaker 1: getting angry girls, like why the fuck are you looking
Speaker 1: at me and smiling.
Speaker 2: I feel the same way about women.
Speaker 1: Because I'm not in your fucking presence. You're intruding my
Speaker 1: life right now.
Speaker 2: I feel the same way about women.
Speaker 1: Bitch, you wish a woman would look at you.
Speaker 2: Look at you, and look at me.
Speaker 5: Rennie's got it. Bennie's got it. The horse over there,
Speaker 5: he's got it. The odd vox got it. But you
Speaker 5: don't get it, and he won't ever got it. Got it,
Speaker 5: got it, get it.
Speaker 1: Shut the hell up.
Speaker 2: Come, I'm going to finish this. Listen and let's do it.
Speaker 3: M was that too, like the toxic of like like
Speaker 3: to like.
Speaker 1: I literally just made myself angry thinking, you.
Speaker 2: Know, I think it's awesome to we just show all emotions.
Speaker 2: Next episode, I'll be crying.
Speaker 1: Um. I never talked for the Internet. I cry so
Speaker 1: much on the Internet. Everyone knows I'm a baby.
Speaker 2: Everyone's been bit by a mosquito and no one's really
Speaker 2: thought about it. But like they suck our blood, they
Speaker 2: take our life.
Speaker 1: For Hopefully they would suck something else.
Speaker 2: Oh fuck, no, it fell in the hole.
Speaker 1: No, you're so annoying because I believe you because I
Speaker 1: couldn't see it.
Speaker 2: Oh fucking nasty. That's something that's really cute to me
Speaker 2: is mosquito sucking. That's cute.
Speaker 1: I think that's awful because I grew up in Florida,
Speaker 1: and I know how.
Speaker 3: Dude, in Miami, you cannot be near.
Speaker 2: A bush wanting to kill cute things.
Speaker 1: Oh like a passionate way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like like when I see like a cute animal.
Speaker 2: I mean, everyone, this is not a hot take, and
Speaker 2: this is not something I came up with, but like
Speaker 2: literally wanting to squeeze it till it like bursts and
Speaker 2: its gut spill out.
Speaker 1: I literally see y'all. Sometimes I don't want to punch
Speaker 1: the fuck out of your track because.
Speaker 2: I'm so cute. No, because I like have Like, can
Speaker 2: you compliment me more?
Speaker 1: I compliment you all the time, bitch. I think maybe
Speaker 1: I don't you do. Yeah, I feel like I'm very
Speaker 1: complimentive of my friends. I'm always like, you look really good,
Speaker 1: Like I like that, I like this. I want to
Speaker 1: have sex with you, like, why don't you like a
Speaker 1: sex compliment? That is, that is a compliment, like if
Speaker 1: I tell you I want to like fuck you, Like,
Speaker 1: why aren't you just like taking that in stride?
Speaker 2: Like it does put a little pep in my step?
Speaker 1: But shut the funk up there, Oh yeah, being like
Speaker 1: you can't literally like hang out around like bushes in
Speaker 1: Miami because you literally get attacked by mosquitoes because they're
Speaker 1: like holding moisture. There was a fucking fly on me.
Speaker 1: They're like holding moisture. Oh my god, the fucking fly
Speaker 1: is like on me.
Speaker 2: You stink, bitch, you actually stink like shit. Oh no,
Speaker 2: we haven't been recording.
Speaker 4: You're way okay.
Speaker 2: No, No, I have too much. Sorry, I could keep going.
Speaker 2: Do you not want me to hear?
Speaker 1: No? Go go go ahead.
Speaker 2: Like when an airplane lands, I was just like observing
Speaker 2: the people around me, and it's really cute when the
Speaker 2: like you're you reunit with your family and friends, like
Speaker 2: they get out of the car, and it's cute.
Speaker 1: When people clap on airplanes because I.
Speaker 2: Find it absolutely fucking not.
Speaker 1: That's the equivalent of like if I put my car.
Speaker 2: So I was going to say that was that's actually
Speaker 2: like the most offensive thing you've ever said to me,
Speaker 2: both of you. I'm not kidding that you think I
Speaker 2: would think that was cute. People clapping on airplanes actually
Speaker 2: is repulsive. Okay. The last one is just like humans
Speaker 2: driving around like cars.
Speaker 1: Dude, that is so funny when they're going hella fast
Speaker 1: in your.
Speaker 2: You're just sitting. I literally have that written down. We
Speaker 2: also just sit going sixty miles per hour and like
Speaker 2: we were never ever, ever in a million years, meant
Speaker 2: to go that fast. But humans we adapt and overcome. Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: that's it. That's it. And then I also have gang stocking.
Speaker 2: I'm being gang stocked.
Speaker 1: You're not you hear my stomach? Okay, go okay, okay.
Speaker 3: These are Patreon questions.
Speaker 1: Questions from the Patreon Jojo.
Speaker 6: Asks who has bigger balls?
Speaker 4: Me?
Speaker 2: Next question, I then asks who are some of your
Speaker 2: ya does have bigger balls? Thanks Jojo for the question.
Speaker 6: Who are some of your fashion inspirations?
Speaker 4: Me?
Speaker 2: Myself and I I'm my own fashion inspiration, can't you tell?
Speaker 2: Instagram explorer page?
Speaker 3: Mine are like a lot of my friends.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, Josh, yeah, jacked his style.
Speaker 1: Alisa like o'rian nat like a lot of my friends.
Speaker 1: My friend Grace Doe dirty dude, she I love her style,
Speaker 1: like a lot of my friends inspire my style on
Speaker 1: a day to day basis, and then like on a
Speaker 1: deeper level, not necessarily specific people, but specific brands or
Speaker 1: like she from certain brands I would like look at
Speaker 1: and like certain photographers who shoot those brands. Like it's
Speaker 1: usually like I'll find like a campaign or like a
Speaker 1: collection and that will.
Speaker 3: Like inspire me.
Speaker 1: Like for a long time, I was like super into
Speaker 1: like Undercover, like two thousand and two, two thousand and one,
Speaker 1: and that was like so inspiring to me, and I
Speaker 1: was like really like stuck in that collection and like
Speaker 1: finding things from that collection to buy for myself. And
Speaker 1: then I was gonna say, it's like, oh, like Chloe seventy,
Speaker 1: someone who was like so effortlessly effortless, effortlessly like in
Speaker 1: tune with what she liked to wear. And it wasn't
Speaker 1: even like she always had to be wearing something super extravagant.
Speaker 1: She just looked really confident.
Speaker 2: You could say that Drew Phillips is the next Cloe.
Speaker 1: Seven't a yeah, no for sure, Yeah you could say
Speaker 1: that one way, Yeah, if you wanted to just say
Speaker 1: something because you were like there were silence and you
Speaker 1: wanted to say words. You could, Yes, you could say that.
Speaker 2: What are your thoughts on subversive basics?
Speaker 3: We everyone has their thing.
Speaker 1: That's with it. I think. I think it's just not
Speaker 1: for me, and I think, yeah, you know what like
Speaker 1: subversive basics? K I think? And I'm not saying for
Speaker 1: anyone to do whatever they want. This is kind of
Speaker 1: why I don't get into like fashion discourse because I
Speaker 1: don't want anyone to be like I don't like fuck you.
Speaker 1: But I think everything is good in what's it called
Speaker 1: that same moderation. Moderation Like it kind of reminds me
Speaker 1: of like the crop topification of the world where everyone
Speaker 1: was just like cutting everything. And I'm like, I would say, before.
Speaker 2: Your vintage cutting all the nice jeans, and y'all need.
Speaker 1: To reformation vintage. You are gonna get what's coming to you.
Speaker 1: Stop cutting your fucking.
Speaker 2: Genes, Stop cutting jeans in the shorts, because I will
Speaker 2: find you.
Speaker 1: I will find you. Everyone knows where they are. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I think everything is like good in moderation. And I
Speaker 1: would say, if you're gonna diyat, everything doesn't need to
Speaker 1: be and dice. But yeah, I think people do it
Speaker 1: really well, but it's just not necessarily for me, Like
Speaker 1: I can't see myself really getting into it.
Speaker 3: I love a good like I love that basics are.
Speaker 2: Being like highly love basics.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I went through the phase of like really
Speaker 1: getting extravagant pieces of clothing, and then when it came
Speaker 1: to like just my every day wear, I had a
Speaker 1: hard time not just wearing jeans and a random T shirt.
Speaker 1: And I think I've gotten like, as time goes on,
Speaker 1: I get better, I like elevated, elevating my day to
Speaker 1: day style with like little things like getting a pair
Speaker 1: of loafers that you can wear with your jeans, just
Speaker 1: to like feel like it's a little fancier rather than
Speaker 1: like always doing like these like on the go looks
Speaker 1: that I don't feel my best at.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's how I feel. I love like I've just
Speaker 2: been diving into like basics and just like like basically
Speaker 2: restarting my wardrobe. And I've just like collected pieces over
Speaker 2: the last like couple months that just like go together
Speaker 2: with anything that I have, which I think is like
Speaker 2: the most crucial thing I've done for my closet. Is
Speaker 2: just like making sure like almost every that I have
Speaker 2: I could like wear together.
Speaker 1: And that's something you also have to keep in mind.
Speaker 1: Don't like, don't get too honed in on buying like
Speaker 1: trendy pieces or pieces that like you're like, I really
Speaker 1: like that piece. You have to keep in mind, like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I tried this on in the store. It looks really
Speaker 1: good with what I'm wearing now, But can I take
Speaker 1: it home and throw it into a bunch of different outfits?
Speaker 2: Someone said that to me when I was like contemplating
Speaker 2: buying like a really nice piece of clothing. They were like,
Speaker 2: can you like imagine three outfits with this piece right now?
Speaker 2: Does it fit your closet? And something that like really
Speaker 2: shook my world, Like fashion advice was like, are you
Speaker 2: wearing the clothes or the clothes wearing you? And I
Speaker 2: see a lot of people wear the clothes are wearing them?
Speaker 2: And I won't name names, but a lot of people, a.
Speaker 1: Lot of you know also is like a fashion like
Speaker 1: like I love everything they wears.
Speaker 2: Ricky and des I swear to fucking god, I was
Speaker 2: about to say Ricky Anddon's I should have said it
Speaker 2: in unison with you. Ricky and they also fucking annoyed.
Speaker 2: No id is awesome. I think that that is like
Speaker 2: an Denzel is fucking body.
Speaker 1: They are going to like kill it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, world body.
Speaker 1: But yeah, Ricky and Denzel like their personal style.
Speaker 3: They have it in tune.
Speaker 1: They know, like and it's really interesting when you see
Speaker 1: someone who is very like obviously into like a specific brand,
Speaker 1: but it's like not like the brand is wearing them,
Speaker 1: they are wearing the brand. Like I see Denzel and
Speaker 1: Denzel and rick Owens, I'm like that. It's like, I'm like,
Speaker 1: you are one of the only people few people who
Speaker 1: I can see wearing those like booths from them, and
Speaker 1: I'm like.
Speaker 2: Oh every time, every time.
Speaker 1: It's actually some people wearing those boots and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I do not like the way they do. But Denzel
Speaker 1: eats those boots up. Like they're just two people who,
Speaker 1: like in the past two.
Speaker 2: Years, this is like the eighth time we've fucking talked
Speaker 2: about them, like in their fashion sense, and.
Speaker 1: They're just so good at it.
Speaker 2: They on top of it.
Speaker 1: They're funny and they like socialized and I like love it,
Speaker 1: Like they like they've honed themselves in on their look,
Speaker 1: their style, their personalities. I'm like, that's beautiful. I love that.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's also just awesome when you like know someone for
Speaker 1: a long time and watch them grow and like fall
Speaker 1: into place and like it's a good place and they're like,
Speaker 1: oh I love that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But yeah, those are also those are like just off
Speaker 1: top of my head. Some of the people who I
Speaker 1: like look at and like fire fashion, I'm like, you
Speaker 1: know what you're doing and I like that. And it's
Speaker 1: not even like I think sometimes your inspiration can like
Speaker 1: inspo does it have to be someone who you look
Speaker 1: at and you're like, I want what you're wearing. It
Speaker 1: could just be inspiring because it's.
Speaker 2: Like I want to, you know, how to put your pieces.
Speaker 1: Together, Like I want to like look at myself and
Speaker 1: be like how can I how can I tu that
Speaker 1: in to that? But yeah, that was like a really
Speaker 1: long answer.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. It's all good. They want to hear it.
Speaker 3: I think that's it for the questions.
Speaker 2: No, let's do a couple more.
Speaker 1: Do you have any more? Kai Kaibe?
Speaker 6: One more from Carly Quintana, which is break up advice
Speaker 6: question mark.
Speaker 2: For some breakup advice. Carly asked for some breakup advice
Speaker 2: go ahead, Drew. I all I'll say, I'll speak My
Speaker 2: piece is that's part of the human experience. I think
Speaker 2: it feels very isolating and you feel very alone and
Speaker 2: that you're the only person going through it. But everyone
Speaker 2: goes through breakups kinda and yeah, you're just like, I
Speaker 2: take fine solace in that that everyone has been through
Speaker 2: it and they've all survived and it's the most painful
Speaker 2: thing in the world.
Speaker 1: Lean into it, yeah, I would say, lean into it,
Speaker 1: I love.
Speaker 2: We were talking about that recently.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but then the last time, so when I was
Speaker 1: talking about like falling to my knees from.
Speaker 2: Heartbreak, A good heartbreak feels good a mad It keeps
Speaker 2: you alive, it keeps you human.
Speaker 1: Here's what I will say is those in betweens after
Speaker 1: breaking up with someone, that is one of the most
Speaker 1: self reflective times ever because you've been in a position
Speaker 1: where you are amalgamating your life both physically and emotionally
Speaker 1: and morally, and like on every single level you have
Speaker 1: amalgamated with this person. And when you back up and
Speaker 1: look at the things and maybe the way you acted
Speaker 1: and the things you experience with that person and the
Speaker 1: intimacy you had, you can like really self reflect because
Speaker 1: when you're with someone you were experiencing sometimes not yourself.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you'll find yourself in a relationship where you were.
Speaker 1: It is very symbiotic and you're experiencing a heightened version
Speaker 1: of yourself, in a better version of yourself within that relationship.
Speaker 1: You can be that person outside of that relationship, and
Speaker 1: you can out of those relationships, you can build something
Speaker 1: very good by yourself. But also I think in if
Speaker 1: you're stepping back from a relationship where you look back
Speaker 1: and you felt like you weren't yourself in that relationship,
Speaker 1: that time after is the most That's why a lot
Speaker 1: of people like claim that there is like a glow
Speaker 1: up after a breakup, And I do believe in that,
Speaker 1: especially internally, because you walk away and you're like, what
Speaker 1: were the things that I disliked about that? And how
Speaker 1: can I move on from this and know that like
Speaker 1: my next partner, the things I like from them, the
Speaker 1: things I don't like from them? Maybe there are things
Speaker 1: I did that don't sit right with me, and I
Speaker 1: didn't like the way I reacted to these things. Like
Speaker 1: It's just such a self reflective time, and I think
Speaker 1: you should lean into it. You should not run away
Speaker 1: from that heartbreaking feeling because it does allow a lot
Speaker 1: of growth that you can't get from any other experience
Speaker 1: in life. I don't think you could get it from friendships.
Speaker 1: I don't think you could get it from a lot
Speaker 1: of things, because there is such a level of intimacy
Speaker 1: within a relationship that it literally like splits you in half.
Speaker 2: Now because you start becoming that person.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you start, like just becoming one person and backing
Speaker 1: up and finding yourself again can be a very good
Speaker 1: and healing experience.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like experiencing life as like one person is crazy trippy,
Speaker 2: well said.
Speaker 1: And I think don't hold yourself to any kind of
Speaker 1: time of how long it takes you to get over it.
Speaker 1: Some things are very quick. Like if you're somebody who
Speaker 1: got out of a bad relationship and you feel like
Speaker 1: you maybe moved on really quick or something that is, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's fully don't hold if it's if it is a
Speaker 1: healthy moving on and you feel equipped to do it,
Speaker 1: don't hold yourself. Don't like hoard yourself off and build
Speaker 1: a wall against love again, because you will find it again,
Speaker 1: and you should embrace that feeling because that's one of
Speaker 1: the main joys of life is love on whether it
Speaker 1: be platonic or yeah, straight, as long as it's I'm
Speaker 1: talking about straight people like no, but for real, like,
Speaker 1: whether it's platonic or romantic, you got to lean into it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: When me and Anya broke.
Speaker 3: Up, that was it was fucking awesome.
Speaker 1: It was so good for me. I've found some of
Speaker 1: my most peaceful moments have been like post a breakup,
Speaker 1: when I'm just like to myself and I'm like, wow, like.
Speaker 3: I serve, I fucking serve.
Speaker 2: I think I I literally like I used to think.
Speaker 1: I think I am one of the best partners ever.
Speaker 1: So like I'm just like, wow, you are. But yeah,
Speaker 1: that's my advice. Don't hold yourself to any time of
Speaker 1: healing and time does make it easier and you can
Speaker 1: live without. That doesn't mean you need it to live.
Speaker 1: You will find love again. You may even find something better.
Speaker 2: Bitch, go out to the club. No, don't shake your ass, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Go shake you Oh yeah, go shake your ass and
Speaker 1: have fucking.
Speaker 2: Fun, have live your life, love yourself. Yeah.
Speaker 1: All right, that's it for this episode. Let's get into media.
Speaker 2: Thank you to all the patreons, the patrons for the questions.
Speaker 2: If you have a braining question that you want to
Speaker 2: ask us, go over to Patreon subscribe. It's a great
Speaker 2: environment over there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I literally love it. I post on there like
Speaker 1: I did on Twitter, and it's fun. It's so sick,
Speaker 1: all right. So, actually, going off of that question, I'm
Speaker 1: going to say a really good song that is such
Speaker 1: a good like breakup song. I love this song. It's
Speaker 1: just so good. Only over You by Fleetwood Mac. Actually
Speaker 1: that's not really a good breakup song. That's a good
Speaker 1: like longing song, So not necessarily breakup because it's not
Speaker 1: about a breakup. It's literally about like longing for someone
Speaker 1: and maybe not getting to have that person. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: look into a good breakup song right now, So hold on.
Speaker 1: This one's for you.
Speaker 2: That's a good breakup song. I could beat box for
Speaker 2: y'all while we wait.
Speaker 1: Oh, a good breakup song if you were in the
Speaker 1: like not a good like relationship is not about love
Speaker 1: by Fiona Apple. That's a really good song that's like
Speaker 1: a very like Yeah, you're right, I don't need them.
Speaker 1: And then here's just the regular media of the week.
Speaker 1: Is that song Only over You by Fleetwood Mac. Life
Speaker 1: of the Party by Kanye, Off Your Face by My
Speaker 1: Bloody Valentine, and no One Will Cody Chestnut Ooo. It's
Speaker 1: good little mix last Swell.
Speaker 2: My song Songs of the Week. Having trouble this week
Speaker 2: because I've been just like listening to the same playlist
Speaker 2: over and over and over again.
Speaker 1: With the album, I've like been listening to that so much.
Speaker 2: I haven't been discovering new music. I've kind of been
Speaker 2: just listening to like the playlist that I've like curated.
Speaker 2: But Hardcore Vibes is a song that's been by Dune,
Speaker 2: has been on repeat. I just just like happy. Hardcore
Speaker 2: just makes me feel so good. It's like the happiest
Speaker 2: music ever made. He's a mighty good leader. By Beck,
Speaker 2: the most boring song you'll ever hear. But for some reason,
Speaker 2: like I relate that song so heavily to my dad.
Speaker 2: I think it's because my dad is like Lokia Beckstan
Speaker 2: But I played it, played that song specifically for him,
Speaker 2: and he was like, this is Beck. This that was weird,
Speaker 2: This doesn't sound like Beck. And it's like, literally it's Beck.
Speaker 2: But that's a great song. And then let's say I
Speaker 2: Don't Love Me Anymore by one O tricks point never
Speaker 2: I'm a fucking stan of Opian, like actually a stan
Speaker 2: and it's not okay. I realized it's like almost it's
Speaker 2: like cringey. It's like literally low key cringe how much
Speaker 2: I like to think.
Speaker 1: So I'm a big fan of I've realized the Sundays.
Speaker 1: I love the Sundays. There's never a time where I
Speaker 1: don't put on the Sundays. And I'm like, this is
Speaker 1: exactly what I need to hear on I think it's
Speaker 1: called on Earth by Sunday's that song, like you're fucking
Speaker 1: kidding me? Skin and Bones, the Blind and Reading, Writing
Speaker 1: and Arithmetics? Is that what's called by the Sunday's. Both
Speaker 1: of those albums fucking masterpieces.
Speaker 3: I'm giving too much media.
Speaker 1: I'm giving you.
Speaker 2: Too y'all are eating today. And then the movie that
Speaker 2: I want to say to go watch, I said it
Speaker 2: probably in the first, second or third episode, but the
Speaker 2: Parent Trap, what the fuck? Genuinely, what the fuck? That
Speaker 2: is like a masterpiece of a movie. And it's like
Speaker 2: I used to think, like, oh, it's a masterpiece because
Speaker 2: I held it so close to my heart because it's
Speaker 2: like a childhood movie. But like, watch it critically watch
Speaker 2: it from like the most critical eye like that you
Speaker 2: can possibly have. And Lindsey Lohan fucking bodies that like
Speaker 2: literally eats that fucking roll up and not to mention,
Speaker 2: she's literally playing four fucking characters. Not just too Josh
Speaker 2: enlightened me last night. It just it's it's absurd. It
Speaker 2: genuinely is absurd. And also the story like all those pranks,
Speaker 2: like I was telling Kai and Josiah last night, Like
Speaker 2: I like have such like a connection to this movie,
Speaker 2: like because of like House, Like it's like since like
Speaker 2: sensory things in the movie, like the honey being poured
Speaker 2: on the girl, like the like the light switches flicking,
Speaker 2: Like there's so many little parts of that movie that
Speaker 2: like are just seered into my brain forever, and like
Speaker 2: only the best movies that I've ever watched in my
Speaker 2: entire life have been able to do that, And like
Speaker 2: it is getting higher and higher on my best of
Speaker 2: all time lists, like legitimately, like I fucking love that movie.
Speaker 1: I can't even think of what I would consider one
Speaker 1: of like my favorite movies I've ever seen.
Speaker 2: Climax is one of mine. But I just love fucked
Speaker 2: up cinema. I just that's what it is. I love
Speaker 2: being in the movie theater and like shaking and anxious
Speaker 2: and leaving completely like all altered for the rest of
Speaker 2: my life.
Speaker 1: Probably one of my favorite movies is Castle of Cagliostro.
Speaker 2: That's probably one of my favorite Seeing that in the
Speaker 2: theater changed me. Yeah, as a person, change me.
Speaker 1: I remember when I was trying so hard to get
Speaker 1: you to watch it because I was like, this movie
Speaker 1: is so good. This it's boring, bro, That's probably what
Speaker 1: that's because I was trying to think of, like, what's
Speaker 1: a movie that I like could not stop watching, And
Speaker 1: that's a movie I've seen like so many times.
Speaker 2: We should do like a media only episode for like
Speaker 2: Patreon or something we'd just talk about like.
Speaker 1: I would love to fucking rant about media. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: well that is this episode of the podcast. Thank you
Speaker 1: for listening. Have a good day. I want to get
Speaker 1: out of here and put on chopstick because I'm so
Speaker 1: dry and scared of dying here.
Speaker 2: Peace, love, unity, and respect. Can we do a player?
Speaker 1: What is that?
Speaker 2: Peace?
Speaker 4: Love?
Speaker 2: Unity?
Speaker 4: Is that?
Speaker 1: Like you would switch over the brad can? Okay?
Speaker 2: I was a raver in my time.
Speaker 1: Alright, Bye,