WEBVTT - We Ran Away 0:00:16.040 --> 0:00:17.720 Welcome b. 0:00:19.560 --> 0:00:27.600 Imagency. Come episode twenty. My Moms celebrate. 0:00:27.640 --> 0:00:29.080 Let's celebrate, celebrate. 0:00:29.920 --> 0:00:31.400 We gotta studio. 0:00:33.240 --> 0:00:33.920 We're on the run. 0:00:34.560 --> 0:00:37.479 Yeah, we haven't been paying our bills, as most of 0:00:37.520 --> 0:00:40.720 you know. So we just ran. We ran away and 0:00:41.000 --> 0:00:41.680 I'm not going back. 0:00:41.760 --> 0:00:45.760 Found a nice little shack to do a podcasting. It's 0:00:45.800 --> 0:00:47.680 great because it's out of our house now because we 0:00:47.800 --> 0:00:50.040 just we set up a tent right outside because we 0:00:50.040 --> 0:00:52.440 don't want to sleep in this environment because there's definitely 0:00:52.440 --> 0:00:53.279 asbestos in the air. 0:00:53.400 --> 0:00:55.680 Yeah. And also there's literally shit on the wall next to. 0:00:55.720 --> 0:01:01.280 You, Like there's human escrement, excrement everywhere. It's dangerous to 0:01:01.320 --> 0:01:02.800 be in here. But you know, we do it for you. 0:01:03.240 --> 0:01:05.840 Yeah. We do what we do for you, and we 0:01:05.959 --> 0:01:06.960 deserve praise for it. 0:01:07.200 --> 0:01:07.440 Yeah. 0:01:07.520 --> 0:01:09.640 So I also just realized I have to spit out 0:01:09.640 --> 0:01:14.040 my gum because I'm gonna be like the fuck that 0:01:14.160 --> 0:01:16.360 part is being in here. I'm like, I'm tempted to 0:01:16.400 --> 0:01:18.560 just throw shit around. I know it's gum, though, I'll 0:01:18.560 --> 0:01:20.080 spit it out the window like in La. 0:01:20.440 --> 0:01:21.880 Yeah. 0:01:21.920 --> 0:01:28.880 All right. So it's also like there is something to 0:01:28.880 --> 0:01:30.839 be said about the fact that it is literally colder 0:01:30.840 --> 0:01:32.039 in here. Than it is in our house. 0:01:32.120 --> 0:01:34.920 Yeah, it's ridiculous. It feels actually nice in here, and 0:01:34.959 --> 0:01:38.560 we are in the middle of the fucking desert, which. 0:01:38.400 --> 0:01:40.200 I will say once that once that sun is on you, 0:01:40.280 --> 0:01:41.880 it's it's fucking discussed. 0:01:41.920 --> 0:01:44.680 It's really bad. But like I'm wearing a jacket inside 0:01:44.680 --> 0:01:46.520 and I feel like pretty good. As I said that, 0:01:46.560 --> 0:01:49.600 I had a heat flash and my body like immediately 0:01:49.640 --> 0:01:51.000 started sweating and I'm panicking. 0:01:51.040 --> 0:01:52.800 Now it feels way better. But also with the wind 0:01:52.840 --> 0:01:55.440 blowing in here, Like I'm genuinely paranoid that in like 0:01:55.440 --> 0:01:56.960 three years we're gonna find out we have like some 0:01:57.120 --> 0:01:59.120 lung disease and it's from like sitting in there. 0:01:59.040 --> 0:02:02.840 And we'll sue Emergency Intercom if we get lung cancer. 0:02:02.960 --> 0:02:06.720 We could sue our own company. Yeah, can you do that. 0:02:07.480 --> 0:02:10.600 I think you can. But like why I would do 0:02:10.639 --> 0:02:10.880 it for. 0:02:10.840 --> 0:02:12.640 The gag of it, for the charades of it, like 0:02:12.760 --> 0:02:15.000 just to like be going back and forth in testimony, 0:02:15.080 --> 0:02:16.079 like against myself. 0:02:16.280 --> 0:02:18.600 We wanted to bring a little bit of the fall 0:02:18.680 --> 0:02:22.840 vibe with us, So I hope you are enjoying that, 0:02:23.080 --> 0:02:24.560 because ye, we want it was a lot of work. 0:02:24.639 --> 0:02:27.160 Yeah, we wanted to keep it in theme we're supposed to. 0:02:27.400 --> 0:02:31.760 We were planning on wearing the sweaters every episode, but genuinely, 0:02:31.800 --> 0:02:32.440 that thing. 0:02:32.320 --> 0:02:32.920 Is so warm. 0:02:32.960 --> 0:02:35.400 If we wore that, we would be miserable. Also, it 0:02:35.480 --> 0:02:37.440 is so deathly silent. 0:02:37.760 --> 0:02:40.400 I know it probably feels weird. It probably sound the 0:02:40.440 --> 0:02:43.360 podcast sounds better in here than it does in our house, 0:02:43.440 --> 0:02:44.639 like legitimately does it? 0:02:44.760 --> 0:02:49.720 Okay, dude, because it is. There's no one around. Yeah, 0:02:49.720 --> 0:02:51.720 there's genuinely no one but us and. 0:02:51.680 --> 0:02:52.440 Our friends around. 0:02:52.520 --> 0:02:55.239 Like when I tell you there's literally no one around, 0:02:55.240 --> 0:02:56.880 there's no one around. We are in the middle of 0:02:56.919 --> 0:02:57.519 fucking nowhere. 0:02:57.560 --> 0:03:00.200 Cut to cut to that shop of where we are 0:03:00.280 --> 0:03:01.240 right now. 0:03:08.840 --> 0:03:12.400 But yeah, I don't know. Just how's life been? How 0:03:12.400 --> 0:03:12.880 have you been? 0:03:13.080 --> 0:03:15.560 How have I been? Yeah, Babs, you know how I've been. 0:03:15.600 --> 0:03:17.960 I'm suffering in silence always always. 0:03:18.280 --> 0:03:20.400 You don't always suffer in silence. This is the first 0:03:20.400 --> 0:03:22.400 time I've seen you suffer in silence, and it is 0:03:22.480 --> 0:03:24.920 a breath of fresh air. It's pretty nice to like, 0:03:26.080 --> 0:03:27.760 not hear it every day. It's pretty good. 0:03:28.520 --> 0:03:31.160 I used to suffer in silence when you first met me. Oh, 0:03:31.200 --> 0:03:34.000 I was suffering in silence. You would have never guessed 0:03:34.040 --> 0:03:34.280 that was. 0:03:35.320 --> 0:03:37.480 You were suffering in silence, but you did not do 0:03:37.520 --> 0:03:40.520 a good good job at hiding you're suffering. 0:03:41.440 --> 0:03:42.160 No, I was. 0:03:42.280 --> 0:03:44.680 I was very expressive that I was like depressed and sad, 0:03:45.040 --> 0:03:47.400 but no one knew. No one knew you. 0:03:47.600 --> 0:03:49.040 Just said it. I was very excited. 0:03:49.040 --> 0:03:52.440 No one knew the details of like anything. I used 0:03:52.440 --> 0:03:54.080 to be really good at hiding everything I went through. 0:03:54.120 --> 0:03:56.560 I was like, bitch, I don't fucking know you. I've 0:03:56.680 --> 0:03:58.760 I literally I was. You know when people make jokes 0:03:58.760 --> 0:04:00.840 where it's like you've known me for like five years, 0:04:00.880 --> 0:04:02.560 I'm your best friend, and I'm like and they're like, 0:04:02.560 --> 0:04:04.720 I don't fucking know you. That's genuinely how I was 0:04:04.760 --> 0:04:07.480 with y'all. Like, I was like, you know, just because 0:04:07.480 --> 0:04:09.560 I've known you for four years doesn't need you know 0:04:09.800 --> 0:04:13.000 like me, you need to know my business. I'm stroking 0:04:13.000 --> 0:04:15.240 out from how silent it is. It's like scary. I 0:04:15.280 --> 0:04:18.400 can hear myself to like a new like level of 0:04:18.480 --> 0:04:21.479 self realization when I'm here, and it makes me really uncomfortable. No. 0:04:21.560 --> 0:04:24.120 Yeah, you're definitely like really alone with your thoughts when 0:04:24.120 --> 0:04:25.880 you're alone. So I think that's why we all like 0:04:25.960 --> 0:04:28.919 migrate to the same room when we're in the house 0:04:28.960 --> 0:04:31.680 that we're staying in, because like if you're alone, like 0:04:32.000 --> 0:04:38.240 you're alone and it's really scary, honestly. Yeah, I don't know, it's. 0:04:38.120 --> 0:04:40.719 Kind of nice. Like I've found that I do like 0:04:40.880 --> 0:04:43.800 running away out of la like being here. We came 0:04:43.839 --> 0:04:44.720 here in the summer. 0:04:45.160 --> 0:04:47.040 We haven't told them we're in Joshua Tree. 0:04:47.080 --> 0:04:49.440 Oh yeah, we're in the middle of Joshua Tree. But 0:04:49.560 --> 0:04:51.240 like not like Palm Springs. 0:04:51.360 --> 0:04:52.560 Like, ah, I'm at. 0:04:52.400 --> 0:04:53.599 A hotel with my friends. 0:04:53.680 --> 0:04:54.920 There's a million people here. 0:04:55.160 --> 0:04:58.880 We're like at our kais can we say that where 0:04:59.000 --> 0:04:59.960 Kai's sister's airbn. 0:05:00.400 --> 0:05:01.680 Yeah, this is it. 0:05:01.760 --> 0:05:04.640 This is the Airbnb. It's really nice. She like shaped 0:05:04.720 --> 0:05:05.279 up the place. 0:05:05.320 --> 0:05:08.159 She liked, she tailored it out for us. It looks great. 0:05:08.400 --> 0:05:10.960 She she like builds out this room specifically so we 0:05:10.960 --> 0:05:12.039 can have a studio space. 0:05:12.240 --> 0:05:13.800 Yeah, it's really incredible. 0:05:14.360 --> 0:05:18.560 But no, for where we are staying in Kai's sister's Airbnb, 0:05:18.960 --> 0:05:22.440 and it's like very isolated, like where it is. It's 0:05:22.480 --> 0:05:24.960 not like in the hustle and bustle of Joshua Tree. 0:05:26.279 --> 0:05:26.960 It's nice. 0:05:27.000 --> 0:05:29.040 It's way nicer than last time, only because of how 0:05:29.080 --> 0:05:29.599 hot it was. 0:05:29.720 --> 0:05:30.760 Last night time, Like. 0:05:31.360 --> 0:05:34.240 I will say, this is like so overstimulating for me 0:05:34.279 --> 0:05:36.640 because I like I am not able to focus on 0:05:36.760 --> 0:05:39.040 like talking in the podcast because I keep just looking 0:05:39.360 --> 0:05:41.719 and seeing something that I've never seen before because it's 0:05:41.720 --> 0:05:44.440 so foreign and it's beautiful out here. I love it. 0:05:45.360 --> 0:05:47.159 In the car ride over here, I was like, there's 0:05:47.200 --> 0:05:50.400 like this like creative like energy, and then you shut 0:05:50.400 --> 0:05:51.039 me down immediately. 0:05:51.320 --> 0:05:52.480 Okay, I didn't shut you down. 0:05:52.600 --> 0:05:55.440 I I literally you were like, I don't feel that, but. 0:05:55.279 --> 0:05:57.719 I didn't say I was like, I can't say the same, 0:05:57.760 --> 0:05:59.560 which is not me shutting it down. That would be 0:05:59.600 --> 0:06:02.279 the second time I say my opinion that like alters 0:06:02.279 --> 0:06:04.440 with yours, and there's like the tension of like because 0:06:04.480 --> 0:06:06.400 I don't agree with you, But that's okay, it's okay 0:06:06.440 --> 0:06:07.720 if we don't agree. I think that's why we get 0:06:07.720 --> 0:06:09.960 along is because we have different ideas on a lot 0:06:09.960 --> 0:06:13.000 of things, and some things we have opposite ideas on. 0:06:13.160 --> 0:06:16.480 And for me, like, I don't know, places like big 0:06:16.520 --> 0:06:19.240 Sir like make me feel like good and like really 0:06:19.279 --> 0:06:22.919 like I don't know, Like I guess nothing really makes me. 0:06:23.000 --> 0:06:26.920 There's no place that necessarily makes me more creative. I 0:06:26.920 --> 0:06:29.880 would say, like in a city, I feel more creative 0:06:29.880 --> 0:06:34.200 because I like a lot of my specifically comedy creativity 0:06:34.200 --> 0:06:37.040 comes from literally being a pessimistic piece of shit and 0:06:37.520 --> 0:06:38.440 judging other people. 0:06:38.560 --> 0:06:41.320 So I have this theory that the reason why I 0:06:41.360 --> 0:06:45.039 feel more creatively charged out here is because there's not 0:06:45.120 --> 0:06:48.640 as many people, so there's not as much processing power 0:06:48.680 --> 0:06:52.240 being used from the simulation. So like when the simulation 0:06:52.520 --> 0:06:55.760 isn't active, I mean when the simulation when you're in 0:06:55.800 --> 0:06:59.240 a city, I feel suck dry because like there's a 0:06:59.600 --> 0:07:02.840 bunch of people awake, like they're all constantly awake. 0:07:04.920 --> 0:07:06.200 And yeah, I did. 0:07:06.320 --> 0:07:07.360 I literally love that. 0:07:07.760 --> 0:07:09.000 The way you looked at me, I was like, I 0:07:09.040 --> 0:07:10.240 need to shut up now. 0:07:10.280 --> 0:07:12.480 Like no, I was literally like drifting off because I 0:07:12.520 --> 0:07:14.480 was thinking about that, and I was like, I literally 0:07:14.520 --> 0:07:17.480 feel like, oh no, I guess I kind of feel 0:07:17.520 --> 0:07:19.640 that because I would say my most creative time. 0:07:19.800 --> 0:07:28.040 Also, I was joking. I was joking Jesus like ie yourself. 0:07:28.080 --> 0:07:33.800 I also have a theory that when you're on an airplane, 0:07:34.080 --> 0:07:36.480 there's like three hundred people packed into this type place 0:07:36.520 --> 0:07:38.960 and the simulation doesn't have enough processing power, so it 0:07:39.000 --> 0:07:41.160 just knocks you out. Because when I'm on an airplane, 0:07:41.320 --> 0:07:44.280 I fall asleep immediately. I like, I don't even try 0:07:44.280 --> 0:07:46.320 to fall asleep, and I just like wake up halfway through, 0:07:46.360 --> 0:07:47.760 and I'm like, wait, what the fuck? Why was I 0:07:47.840 --> 0:07:51.760 asleep during the takeoff? And I feel like, uh, something 0:07:52.680 --> 0:07:55.080 flip switches or they bump gas into the plane or something. 0:07:55.120 --> 0:07:56.840 I don't know, because I. 0:07:56.960 --> 0:07:59.840 Sleep, have enough snacks or drink, so they make sure 0:07:59.840 --> 0:08:03.880 they like put like melotonein like a supplement into the 0:08:03.920 --> 0:08:05.600 free water they give you, and then they're just like, 0:08:05.600 --> 0:08:06.520 go to fucking sleep, bitch. 0:08:06.560 --> 0:08:09.400 And that's why I don't drink airplane water because they 0:08:09.400 --> 0:08:10.360 put fluoride in it. 0:08:10.440 --> 0:08:13.840 I don't drink airplane water because I don't want to 0:08:13.880 --> 0:08:16.560 fuck you drink out of that. Okay, airplane cups are 0:08:16.600 --> 0:08:18.520 the flimsiest cups in the way. 0:08:18.320 --> 0:08:20.920 They updated them. I had the same theory because you 0:08:20.960 --> 0:08:22.600 would like touch it and it would crumble you a 0:08:22.600 --> 0:08:25.440 million pieces. I tested that out because I was like, wait, 0:08:25.480 --> 0:08:27.760 these feel different, and now they like fold like you 0:08:27.760 --> 0:08:29.440 can like fold them and crush them. But they's still 0:08:29.440 --> 0:08:30.720 that fucking like one use plastic. 0:08:30.760 --> 0:08:33.320 But yeah, they're like the like thinnest plastic ever. I 0:08:33.320 --> 0:08:34.920 feel like if I put a hot beverage in it, it 0:08:34.880 --> 0:08:37.560 would immediately melt it still all over my fucking lips. 0:08:39.400 --> 0:08:41.200 I always buy a bottle of water at the airport. 0:08:41.240 --> 0:08:43.440 I've never like taken the water they give me, but 0:08:43.520 --> 0:08:46.120 that's because on a plane you get so fucking dehydrated. 0:08:46.160 --> 0:08:48.640 And I'm already a very like dry person because of 0:08:48.640 --> 0:08:51.920 my like eggzma like being out here. My lips and 0:08:52.000 --> 0:08:55.880 my skin suffer like it is actually fucked up. I 0:08:55.920 --> 0:08:58.240 put on so much chapstick this morning, and immediately I 0:08:58.240 --> 0:08:59.680 feel like I have to put more on. But I 0:08:59.720 --> 0:09:01.599 refuse to touch my chapstick because if I touch my 0:09:01.640 --> 0:09:04.000 chapstick and touch my lips, I'll probably die from whatever. 0:09:04.040 --> 0:09:06.520 I was surprised you let Kai use your chapsticks this morning. 0:09:06.920 --> 0:09:09.320 I was like, damn, she's like really letting loose, like 0:09:09.400 --> 0:09:11.000 Kai put his finger in there. 0:09:11.160 --> 0:09:12.719 I didn't even think about it, and I know Kai 0:09:12.800 --> 0:09:14.840 hadn't washed his hands. I know, damn well, he hadn't 0:09:14.880 --> 0:09:16.120 washed his hands for like hours. 0:09:16.920 --> 0:09:19.439 But now you have to throw that whole bottle away. 0:09:19.559 --> 0:09:22.320 It sometimes like its slips, like if you catch me 0:09:22.320 --> 0:09:24.480 when I'm doing something else, like it doesn't even cross 0:09:24.480 --> 0:09:24.840 my mind. 0:09:25.080 --> 0:09:26.719 You know what it is. When I'm in a. 0:09:26.720 --> 0:09:29.079 House, I feel cleaner, So I'm like, no, go ahead. 0:09:29.120 --> 0:09:31.000 I feel like in the house, I'll let anybody use 0:09:31.040 --> 0:09:34.280 my chapsticks and stuff. But once we are outside in public, 0:09:34.360 --> 0:09:36.560 do not fucking ask to use my chapstick in public 0:09:36.640 --> 0:09:38.040 because I have the ones you have to touch. 0:09:38.480 --> 0:09:40.360 Yeah, I was about to clarify that she has like 0:09:40.400 --> 0:09:42.959 the pots that you dig your fucking grubby little fingernails 0:09:42.960 --> 0:09:43.880 into because. 0:09:43.600 --> 0:09:45.600 I need a lot. I don't like that squirtshit because 0:09:45.600 --> 0:09:47.719 like the tubes. Also, they don't take they don't make 0:09:47.760 --> 0:09:50.800 the bliss text I like in tubes, which is annoying 0:09:50.840 --> 0:09:53.679 because I would prefer that for my public use chapstick. 0:09:54.000 --> 0:09:55.960 I don't like to have to like wash my hands 0:09:56.000 --> 0:09:59.400 before applying chopstick. It's a whole thing, like I use 0:09:59.440 --> 0:10:01.440 bliss text. I don't believe in Carmex. I don't believe 0:10:01.480 --> 0:10:03.680 in like the Chapsick brand. That shit is not that's 0:10:03.679 --> 0:10:05.400 not real, that's not real moisture in there. 0:10:05.559 --> 0:10:09.720 Carmex is literally like it dries your lips out on purpose. Yeah, 0:10:09.880 --> 0:10:12.360 Carmex is like evil and they dry your lips out 0:10:12.400 --> 0:10:13.880 on purpose and then you get addicted to it and 0:10:13.880 --> 0:10:15.839 you keep applying it and applying it and applying it, 0:10:16.559 --> 0:10:19.800 and yeah, like I just they do that to keep 0:10:19.840 --> 0:10:24.520 you buying it insane with water, water dehydrates you hydrate, 0:10:24.880 --> 0:10:28.040 because I had a sip of Josiah's water and it 0:10:28.080 --> 0:10:30.240 literally I felt like that picture a SpongeBob when he 0:10:30.320 --> 0:10:33.160 was like like I need water, Like my tongue like 0:10:33.280 --> 0:10:36.120 swelled up, like it was fucked up. If you like 0:10:36.240 --> 0:10:38.960 Dasani water over any other water, Like, I actually need 0:10:38.960 --> 0:10:41.240 you to tune out of the podcast immediately and just 0:10:41.240 --> 0:10:43.800 stop watching, because you are a danger to society. You're 0:10:43.840 --> 0:10:45.800 a dangerous person and you need to be locked away forever. 0:10:45.960 --> 0:10:48.240 And you you're lying you're getting your hydration from like 0:10:48.600 --> 0:10:50.920 sitting in a bath or something like You're not getting 0:10:50.920 --> 0:10:54.320 your hydration from that fucking water. I've never once drink 0:10:54.800 --> 0:10:57.640 Dasani or chosen to drink Disni and been like, oh, 0:10:57.679 --> 0:10:59.119 that was exactly what I needed. 0:10:58.880 --> 0:11:01.680 Like you down a whole bottle like so refreshing, Like. 0:11:01.679 --> 0:11:04.000 You down a bottle and your pisses like golden yellow. 0:11:04.480 --> 0:11:07.840 And also they literally filter it with batshit, Like I 0:11:07.880 --> 0:11:09.480 know they filter it with bat ship. 0:11:09.679 --> 0:11:11.720 Yeah, why did we get into a conversation last night 0:11:11.720 --> 0:11:14.199 about you don't like bats or was that Elsie said 0:11:14.240 --> 0:11:15.200 you didn't like bats. 0:11:15.520 --> 0:11:19.360 I like bats, but I don't like being close like 0:11:19.640 --> 0:11:22.320 wild bats, because then bitches swoop down and fucking bite 0:11:22.320 --> 0:11:24.439 you and give you rabies. I know that's like I 0:11:24.480 --> 0:11:27.400 don't believe in that. I know it's not true, but 0:11:27.440 --> 0:11:28.600 it is partially true. 0:11:28.720 --> 0:11:31.480 Same motherfucker who said he doesn't believe bears are fucking 0:11:32.600 --> 0:11:33.560 are dangerous. 0:11:33.679 --> 0:11:38.080 Yeah, because you didn't like flying animals. No, they're too erratic. 0:11:38.120 --> 0:11:41.080 They're dangerous. They're scary as fuck. They're in the same 0:11:41.080 --> 0:11:41.880 class as birds. 0:11:41.920 --> 0:11:42.040 Like. 0:11:42.480 --> 0:11:44.880 But the reason why I'm so traumatized by bats is 0:11:44.880 --> 0:11:47.320 because when I go camping in Utah, like we're up 0:11:47.320 --> 0:11:50.040 in the fucking mountains where the bats like reside and 0:11:50.080 --> 0:11:52.880 they're just spooky up there, or like even in the desert, 0:11:52.880 --> 0:11:55.079 they'd like follow me, The bats fucking follow me wherever 0:11:55.120 --> 0:11:55.400 I go. 0:11:55.840 --> 0:11:59.720 The killer, You're being gang stalked by bats. 0:12:00.320 --> 0:12:02.320 No, literally tell me why. When we walked in here, 0:12:02.440 --> 0:12:04.240 like the house like shook a little bit, and I 0:12:04.320 --> 0:12:05.960 was like looking under the floor and in the attic. 0:12:06.000 --> 0:12:08.200 I was like, there's someone in here, there's someone. 0:12:07.880 --> 0:12:10.280 In here it's shaking because it's not supposed to have 0:12:10.320 --> 0:12:12.280 any humans in it, and we're literally. 0:12:12.080 --> 0:12:16.200 Like gonna over. It would be hilarious, like viral. 0:12:16.320 --> 0:12:18.280 No, I would be so mad, like this is so 0:12:18.320 --> 0:12:20.800 fucked up. I am vain, Like I know this, I like, 0:12:21.200 --> 0:12:23.320 I am very vain. I'm stuck in my vanity. I 0:12:23.360 --> 0:12:25.040 want to be pretty. Like that's like one of my 0:12:25.080 --> 0:12:27.120 mang goals in life is to look good no matter what. 0:12:27.120 --> 0:12:29.280 I meaning pretty as a curse. Because you're hated by 0:12:29.280 --> 0:12:37.040 the ugly people and you're hated by men. You can 0:12:37.080 --> 0:12:37.960 eat slutshamed. 0:12:41.080 --> 0:12:44.560 Yes, my feminist king, I'm down. 0:12:44.360 --> 0:12:47.200 For the pretty girls. You're more than just a pretty girl. 0:12:47.240 --> 0:12:50.400 To me, what am I? You're a funny girl. 0:12:51.960 --> 0:12:53.280 You're a funny looking girl. 0:12:54.320 --> 0:12:55.800 You have a good personality. 0:12:56.800 --> 0:12:59.160 I'm very vain because if this house fell on me, 0:12:59.679 --> 0:13:01.520 the first thing that comes to mind is in my health. 0:13:01.600 --> 0:13:04.440 I'm like, I know my face would get fucked up, 0:13:04.480 --> 0:13:06.439 like I know, like I would get like my nose 0:13:06.480 --> 0:13:08.199 would like break from something or like. 0:13:08.240 --> 0:13:10.080 You you do have a big phobia of your nose. 0:13:10.440 --> 0:13:12.280 Yeah, it's like you know what it is. When I 0:13:12.320 --> 0:13:14.960 was really young, I watched Dante's nose break and it 0:13:15.000 --> 0:13:17.680 looked like the worst thing I've ever seen happen. 0:13:17.920 --> 0:13:20.040 I think we just need to break your nose someday. 0:13:19.800 --> 0:13:21.480 Like, bitch, I'll smack the fuck out of. 0:13:21.480 --> 0:13:24.880 You know, that's like your biggest thing is Like that 0:13:25.000 --> 0:13:26.959 was like the hypothetical in the beginning that like tested 0:13:27.000 --> 0:13:28.680 our friendship was. I was like, what if I just 0:13:28.720 --> 0:13:30.680 like broke your nose on accident, Like what would you do? 0:13:30.720 --> 0:13:33.080 And you'd be like I'd drop you immediately, Like I'd 0:13:33.080 --> 0:13:34.360 freak the funk out, Like I never. 0:13:35.120 --> 0:13:37.880 I don't even feel like I like have the prettiest 0:13:37.920 --> 0:13:40.480 like nose or side profile like I think from like 0:13:40.960 --> 0:13:41.920 but this is what do you? 0:13:41.920 --> 0:13:42.200 You have? 0:13:42.280 --> 0:13:44.800 Like the cutest nose I've literally ever seen in my life. 0:13:45.200 --> 0:13:46.800 But you know what it is. It's like it's because 0:13:46.800 --> 0:13:48.640 of the Internet, it's very easy to look at other 0:13:48.679 --> 0:13:51.440 people's noses and just other people's face. It's like post 0:13:51.480 --> 0:13:54.640 internet experience of like seeing everybody and like seeing this 0:13:54.760 --> 0:13:58.080 like hierarchy of beauty and being like, oh, like I 0:13:58.120 --> 0:14:01.120 fit into some categories of this, but like little tiny 0:14:01.160 --> 0:14:02.079 things for me, I. 0:14:02.000 --> 0:14:03.920 Don't relate to that. I don't relate to that just 0:14:03.920 --> 0:14:06.160 because like I'm in I am the beauty standard. 0:14:06.200 --> 0:14:08.160 Like no, and I know that's hard, and but that's 0:14:08.200 --> 0:14:09.920 the thing is, like it's it's hard on my side, 0:14:09.960 --> 0:14:11.560 and it's it's way harder on you. 0:14:11.679 --> 0:14:13.640 That's what I'm saying, Like being pretty is hard because 0:14:13.640 --> 0:14:14.800 all the ugly people hate you. 0:14:15.160 --> 0:14:17.800 Yeah, and like I could, why'd you look at the camera? 0:14:19.440 --> 0:14:21.880 You are you saying like people who watch people who 0:14:21.880 --> 0:14:22.720 watch this, they're pretty? 0:14:22.880 --> 0:14:25.960 No, if you watch emergency intercom, like you're a beautiful person. 0:14:26.440 --> 0:14:29.280 You're a deranged individual, but you're a beautiful. 0:14:29.360 --> 0:14:31.000 Yeah, you are a threat to society. 0:14:31.200 --> 0:14:33.080 But from the outside, no one would know. 0:14:34.800 --> 0:14:36.880 I just keep looking at the walls and there's literally 0:14:36.960 --> 0:14:39.160 human shit on the walls. We're just in human ship. 0:14:39.280 --> 0:14:42.240 Yeah, I know. That's what. Yeah, that's why when I 0:14:42.240 --> 0:14:45.040 walked in here, I was like, I am going to 0:14:45.080 --> 0:14:47.320 suffer in like the next nine years when I find 0:14:47.320 --> 0:14:50.920 out that like I inhaled human feces and like it 0:14:51.080 --> 0:14:54.160 like internalized in my stomach and grew a new bacteria 0:14:54.240 --> 0:14:55.520 and I'm gonna like die from. 0:14:55.400 --> 0:15:02.160 It COVID three three. When are they gonna drop E 0:15:02.200 --> 0:15:02.840 Coli too? 0:15:03.600 --> 0:15:05.480 Yeah, there's not even oh I guess that would be. 0:15:05.520 --> 0:15:07.120 I was like, why are you saying COVID three, But 0:15:07.160 --> 0:15:11.480 it's because we have Delta Delta Delta sleigh. I forgot 0:15:11.480 --> 0:15:13.360 what I was fucking saying. But oh yeah, I just 0:15:13.440 --> 0:15:15.360 have a fear of breaking my nose because like I 0:15:15.440 --> 0:15:18.840 do like my nose and I don't think like I 0:15:18.880 --> 0:15:22.200 would like it if it was broken, because I would 0:15:22.200 --> 0:15:24.160 be like I look different. I think that's the main thing. 0:15:24.240 --> 0:15:26.680 Is I feel like any like not to. 0:15:26.640 --> 0:15:29.800 Say people I think scars are sexy, No, but. 0:15:29.800 --> 0:15:31.880 I'm thinking of like if I feel like changing your 0:15:31.920 --> 0:15:34.000 nose yet, Like your nose is a centerfold of your face, 0:15:34.040 --> 0:15:35.760 and I feel like when you change that, it changes 0:15:35.800 --> 0:15:37.560 the whole like look of your face. Yeah, I think 0:15:37.560 --> 0:15:39.640 that's what it is. Is like I do like my face, 0:15:39.800 --> 0:15:41.520 and I feel like if I broke my nose and 0:15:41.560 --> 0:15:43.280 like had to get it fixed, it would look different 0:15:43.320 --> 0:15:45.120 and I would really notice that and it would freak 0:15:45.120 --> 0:15:46.280 me out because I'd be like, oh my god, like 0:15:46.400 --> 0:15:46.760 I have a. 0:15:46.680 --> 0:15:50.160 Difference that has to be like the worst feeling in 0:15:50.200 --> 0:15:53.400 the world is like getting botched plastic surgery, Like you 0:15:53.480 --> 0:15:55.360 go in, You'll be like I'm gonna come out looking sexy, 0:15:55.400 --> 0:15:57.040 and then you come out and like you're literally a 0:15:57.040 --> 0:15:59.240 fucking monster, and then you get more plastic surgery to 0:15:59.240 --> 0:15:59.480 fix it. 0:16:00.320 --> 0:16:00.760 Monster. 0:16:02.760 --> 0:16:05.600 I don't mean, I don't mean yeah, but like literally 0:16:06.080 --> 0:16:08.400 that's gotta be terrifying because like you can't go back, 0:16:08.680 --> 0:16:10.560 like I wish I had my old nose. I feel 0:16:10.960 --> 0:16:12.640 this is gonna say that's not a worry for me, 0:16:12.720 --> 0:16:15.000 Like I gotta keep reiterating that's not a worry for me. 0:16:15.800 --> 0:16:17.760 I also want to like reiterate. 0:16:17.800 --> 0:16:19.160 I don't want it to seem like I think like 0:16:19.200 --> 0:16:20.760 a certain kind of nose is pretty. I think my 0:16:20.800 --> 0:16:23.800 main thing is like your nose changes your face so much. 0:16:24.160 --> 0:16:26.960 And I personally this is a very corny take, but 0:16:27.120 --> 0:16:31.600 I think the nose jobs are overrated. I think, like 0:16:31.840 --> 0:16:33.920 I think the idea of getting your nose job like. 0:16:34.040 --> 0:16:35.920 That where you is that like a hand job with 0:16:35.960 --> 0:16:36.360 your nose? 0:16:37.800 --> 0:16:38.200 Yeah? 0:16:38.840 --> 0:16:41.200 Yeah, how does that work? 0:16:42.480 --> 0:16:46.920 So Dojika has explained it before you. Basically I'm not 0:16:46.960 --> 0:16:50.160 gonna I'm not gonna do that. But yeah, it's gonna 0:16:50.160 --> 0:16:52.960 sound corny, but I think everyone like usually looks like 0:16:54.040 --> 0:16:56.320 your face looks like that because like that's how you look, 0:16:56.360 --> 0:16:59.200 and that's like what's pretty about you, which is so 0:16:59.520 --> 0:17:01.320