Speaker 1: Are you leaving?
Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home?
Speaker 1: Either way you want to be.
Speaker 2: There, doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give
Speaker 2: us time and a terminol and gay. We want to
Speaker 2: send you off in style.
Speaker 1: We want to welcome you back home.
Speaker 2: Tell us all about it.
Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine?
Speaker 2: Malborn?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride.
Speaker 3: With?
Speaker 1: Karen and Chris.
Speaker 4: Welcome to Do you need a ride that? It's Chris Fairbanks.
Speaker 1: And this is Karen Kilgariff.
Speaker 4: We just just listened to our theme song. I'm going
Speaker 4: to pretend it's like a radio station. We have to
Speaker 4: actually listen to it beforehand. But I just I just
Speaker 4: listened to an episode, the last one that Billy was on.
Speaker 4: It was almost two years ago. Oh and it was
Speaker 4: really funny. We're really good at this. We were good
Speaker 4: at it, we're still good at it. We've the element.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've changed as people. We've been through some shit,
Speaker 1: we've grown up. Were our car forced out of.
Speaker 4: The car, Yeah, we were forced out.
Speaker 1: But I remember very clearly driving around in circles in
Speaker 1: Billy's neighborhood when we recorded that episode, and it was
Speaker 1: fucking hilarious because uh, he is a great guest.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they he There are some memorable quotes and that's
Speaker 4: why I watched it again or listen to it again.
Speaker 1: I want.
Speaker 4: Well, that's why I brought up that you have to
Speaker 4: see it's on. I know you don't do a lot
Speaker 4: of instagramming, but I put it on the do you
Speaker 4: need to ride Instagram? These girls there, their mom had
Speaker 4: them learn our theme song with their piano teacher and
Speaker 4: they perform it and it is it is the best
Speaker 4: thing ever, Like I think they took it upon themselves
Speaker 4: to learn it. But it's the sweetest. And her name
Speaker 4: is Lou.
Speaker 1: Just like Chris in the future. Yeah, just before you
Speaker 1: post something like that, go ahead and said it to
Speaker 1: me personally on the phone. Oh really as a sharing
Speaker 1: technique of a friend, you know, before the digital song.
Speaker 1: Oh I got you.
Speaker 4: Oh I thought you meant me to get approval.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm you have to see that because I want
Speaker 1: to see it. I'll see it. Yeah, it'll just be
Speaker 1: approval paperwork before you instagram and well it is the best. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Lou Lou a toggy. She forced the piano teacher and
Speaker 1: the piano teachers like, hey lady, this is G and D.
Speaker 1: There's nothing happening in this song that your daughters are
Speaker 1: going to benefit from musically.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, they she said, they conned their piano teacher
Speaker 4: and learning.
Speaker 1: Oh, they wanted to do it. It was the mother
Speaker 1: controlling of it. Maybe it was a gift. I don't know.
Speaker 4: It made me very happy, And then I listened to
Speaker 4: the episode. I was reminded of poo Billy is. You
Speaker 4: know it's been a long time. It slipped your cotten.
Speaker 1: No, we need to get billy centric because it's important.
Speaker 1: Well let's yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, you know, it's kind of like comedy. You
Speaker 4: don't start telling your jokes before you get on stage.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 4: Sometimes it's showing the green rooms.
Speaker 1: Better than.
Speaker 3: I have more fun than the greenroom than I did.
Speaker 1: I'm in the green room for sure.
Speaker 4: You're hearing the voice now of our guest today, Hillary
Speaker 4: Wade Davis.
Speaker 3: You I did. It was hard enough to say, like,
Speaker 3: do you guys just only do this podcast with me?
Speaker 3: Is that like the.
Speaker 1: Basically that will be trying?
Speaker 3: Like you guys are doing really well financially, on it.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I didn't know that it was just me.
Speaker 3: I thought I was a guest.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, you're the guest, and we have you
Speaker 4: on once.
Speaker 3: It's a good calling. It is good. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he loves talking Billy. Tell us where you are
Speaker 1: right now, and maybe lightly describe the background that you've
Speaker 1: used today.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's the background is the Redwoods from a quarantine
Speaker 3: trip I took with my son. I just wanted him
Speaker 3: to go see him because they're special. And the drive
Speaker 3: from LA is pretty pretty amazing. It's all of calls,
Speaker 3: pretty much all of California. You see though as a
Speaker 3: he's like ten or eleven. So I was just like,
Speaker 3: you should see how cool this state is. I know
Speaker 3: people say it's bad, but it's really kind of cool.
Speaker 4: I have to be reminded about it all the time,
Speaker 4: and especially.
Speaker 1: Those man you get the avenue of the giants and
Speaker 1: suddenly you're seeing things that you almost can't COMPLI you can't.
Speaker 3: It's I have a friend who's been to the Himalayas.
Speaker 3: He hasn't like climbed or anything, but he's been to
Speaker 3: like Nepal and around there, and that's he said that
Speaker 3: he's like there's a similar feeling there because you can't
Speaker 3: comprehend truly. Your brain has a hard time comprehending how
Speaker 3: big the mountains are. That's what I know. And it
Speaker 3: was like I was like, well, now I really want
Speaker 3: to go there, like really bad. It's just like it
Speaker 3: made me mad. It was like, I just why do
Speaker 3: you tell me about That's a thing I didn't even imagine.
Speaker 3: But that's he he said, he's just different after he left.
Speaker 1: Oh well, but you could also see the movie twenty
Speaker 1: twelve Storring. I believe John Cusack because in the beginning,
Speaker 1: when the big tidal wave comes, it comes over the
Speaker 1: super tsunami is coming over the Himalayas. That's like one
Speaker 1: of the just so you get the sense of how
Speaker 1: destroyed the earth is. So you could rent that if
Speaker 1: you needed to. That's how I do.
Speaker 4: Most of my traveling is John Cusack movies. I've never
Speaker 4: been to gross Point.
Speaker 1: Oh you got it. It's it's just like the Redwoods.
Speaker 1: Did you go?
Speaker 4: Did you drive there's a Redwood you can drive through
Speaker 4: or maybe it burned down.
Speaker 3: I think there's a couple I've never been. I've never
Speaker 3: done it.
Speaker 4: As a child, we went through it and a Volkswagen bus.
Speaker 1: We as an adult, I went through with my accident
Speaker 1: Volkswagen bus and we got snay.
Speaker 4: Karen always perfective, perfect, it was the perfect thing.
Speaker 1: I just went right above him. But it was because
Speaker 1: it was a Volkswagen. It was like one of those
Speaker 1: camper van Volkswagens, so it had extra stuff on the
Speaker 1: top and it was super embarrassing. Luckily I didn't believe
Speaker 1: it was going to fit through, so I got out
Speaker 1: and Pete drove through and then was stuck and was
Speaker 1: having to like gun it and kind of like and
Speaker 1: then people who were coming out of the gift shop.
Speaker 1: It was a thing. It was really hilariously embarrassing.
Speaker 3: But you also got to say I told you so,
Speaker 3: which is like you got that show and then get
Speaker 3: to get back in like in a relationship that was
Speaker 3: a huge that's like one up and him just then
Speaker 3: like it's just.
Speaker 1: Think of Yes, it was gigantic wind for me.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: One time I got out of the car my friend
Speaker 4: we put our bikes on his Super U. We were kids,
Speaker 4: we were like nineteen and drove to like Oregon and
Speaker 4: he made me get out and just to see if
Speaker 4: he could go into this parking garage, and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 4: you're good, You're good, and it's not. It just went
Speaker 4: and bent handlebars and broke one of the bikes. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 4: I guess I. I was right there looking at it happened.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I'm a terrible friend and horrible navigator.
Speaker 1: I did that once when we were I'm from I'm
Speaker 1: from northern California. Billy, you may have driven past my
Speaker 1: hometown as you went up, because after a while there's
Speaker 1: only the kind of the one road to go up
Speaker 1: there to the avenue of the Giants. But we used
Speaker 1: to play against a football team that was out into Mallis,
Speaker 1: which was almost to the coastline. So it was like
Speaker 1: a twenty minute drive and it's all just you know,
Speaker 1: just pastures and dairies and ranches and stuff. And it
Speaker 1: was nighttime and the kid driving everyone was fucking around
Speaker 1: and I don't think we were drinking, We weren't doing
Speaker 1: anything bad, but this kid was like doing a bunch
Speaker 1: of like driving on the wrong side of the road
Speaker 1: and fucking around, and then there was a car. Suddenly
Speaker 1: there was a car behind us, and he's like, is
Speaker 1: that a cop? Is that a cop? And I remember
Speaker 1: somebody telling me when this had happened in town, is like,
Speaker 1: cop lights are wrecktang. So I turned around and looked
Speaker 1: and they were not rectangular headlights. So I turned back.
Speaker 1: I was like, it's not a cop, it's not and
Speaker 1: he's like, are you sure it's not a cop? And
Speaker 1: then he kept doing it and we fucking get pulled
Speaker 1: over and it was the Coast Guard police like it
Speaker 1: was because there was a Coast Guard station near there,
Speaker 1: so they had a different kind of car around.
Speaker 4: They have round headlights. Everyone knows that about the Coast.
Speaker 1: Big old old shirt, and I was positive, yeah, just immediately,
Speaker 1: ticket lights. Ticket completely busted. That was the kind of
Speaker 1: thing where I'm like, I didn't have a different ride
Speaker 1: home because I would have absolutely taken one because I
Speaker 1: was the biggest loser in that car. After that, it
Speaker 1: was bad feeling.
Speaker 4: That is why was he driving on the wrong side
Speaker 4: of the road.
Speaker 1: Shit? It was like, yeah, exactly. He was kind of
Speaker 1: showing off like he was probably sixteen, so he's like,
Speaker 1: I'm the one driving the car full of kids, and
Speaker 1: then you know, you're just trying to have fun out
Speaker 1: in the middle of fields, so you got to do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we used to. Yeah, there's a lot of back
Speaker 3: road driving where I'm from, and one of the things
Speaker 3: people would do is like turn off the lights because
Speaker 3: you know, there's no street line. You're just in the
Speaker 3: middle of nothing out where I grew up. So it
Speaker 3: would just be I. Anytime somebody do that, I'd be like,
Speaker 3: I'm just going to jump out a car. I hate this.
Speaker 4: I hate Yeah, yes, that's straight out about like.
Speaker 3: I don't even trust you driving lights on and then
Speaker 3: you turn them. It's just like this is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're seventeen. You can't be trusted with with everything
Speaker 1: going the way it's supposed to.
Speaker 3: Your problems are we're going to die to night?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're going to die at night. I used to
Speaker 1: when I remember all the boys in my class when
Speaker 1: they got their license, the big thing was they would
Speaker 1: come pick you up to go do something, and then
Speaker 1: they would drive like eight because again I lived so
Speaker 1: far out that it was just these wide open two
Speaker 1: lane roads that you would be driving back into town on.
Speaker 1: So they would come down my road and go like
Speaker 1: eighty five and think that we'd be like slow down,
Speaker 1: what are you doing? But I had I had three
Speaker 1: older cousins that were like five, six and seven years
Speaker 1: older than me, and one of them was a big
Speaker 1: fan of drugs, so she did shit. I saw stuff
Speaker 1: when I was like six years old that I should
Speaker 1: have never seen or been a part of. So I
Speaker 1: would just be like I would just keep talking and
Speaker 1: not even really notice what they were doing, and they're
Speaker 1: just like, oh, okay, I guess that was their like
Speaker 1: big move of like yeah, I'm in charge of this
Speaker 1: car where it's like go ahead now.
Speaker 3: So I'm not that impressed.
Speaker 1: Exactly because I don't have to go to a drug
Speaker 1: deal with you after this, so it's not that big.
Speaker 3: I just I mean, this one's tragic, so I'm gonna
Speaker 3: I'm gonna preface it. But I remember, yeah, that kind
Speaker 3: of dumb road. It's it's like in Righteous Gemstones when
Speaker 3: he said car pranks the first time, like like they
Speaker 3: ballied over because it's such a Southern stupid I was like,
Speaker 3: that is the way he said it to his wife
Speaker 3: and she accepted it like it was a normal thing.
Speaker 3: I was like, that is just a very I remember
Speaker 3: these two older kids when I was like in middle school.
Speaker 3: They one of them died. What they would do is
Speaker 3: when they meet each other on this two lane road.
Speaker 3: They'd switch lanes and drive in the opposite lane and
Speaker 3: then go right, you know, and just say hey. And
Speaker 3: then one day one of them didn't do it the
Speaker 3: right way and they hit each other and one of
Speaker 3: them and it was just like one of those things
Speaker 3: where I remember me in middle school run and I'm
Speaker 3: just not gonna play with a car at all, and
Speaker 3: like none of that. It was just like my dad.
Speaker 3: I remember my dad being like, here's what happened, and
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be.
Speaker 1: Like fuck, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Where it's that kind of like why are you one
Speaker 3: of the fair Baxes from Montana? He's like, what is
Speaker 3: wrong with you guys? And you're like you ski down
Speaker 3: a mountain with just plastic on your leg. There's just
Speaker 3: different kinds of lunacy.
Speaker 4: None of my friends were like risk takers, but the
Speaker 4: fact that we were all in shitty used cars that
Speaker 4: were decades old driving in the snow, yeah, up to
Speaker 4: ski areas and for no reason that all the hood
Speaker 4: would fly open and bend over the snowboards on the
Speaker 4: roof rack and we wouldn't be able to see. Just
Speaker 4: shitty car things would happen. But we were driving like
Speaker 4: old people like, I've always driven really slowly with my
Speaker 4: chin on the steering wheel. I've always been scared of death.
Speaker 4: But still my dad, it gave me my first car,
Speaker 4: hitty car.
Speaker 3: It was a Bronco too. It was a six cylinder,
Speaker 3: but it only oh that's only had four cylinders that
Speaker 3: really worked. So when like that right there. So my
Speaker 3: grandpa was like, hey, we can get that fixed. And
Speaker 3: my dad was like, no, we're good. And my grandma,
Speaker 3: I remember my grandpa doesn't. Oh, you're smarter, and you
Speaker 3: look so because I was an idiot, that's really smart.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he kept it.
Speaker 3: He kept it for you. Oh yeah, but I wouldn't
Speaker 3: do any damage and I couldn't get it fast enough
Speaker 3: to fuck anything up.
Speaker 1: And then yeah, it was like having a governor.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and I had to put oil in it
Speaker 3: like once a week and then it would shoot blue
Speaker 3: smoke out, which is really fun. It was.
Speaker 4: I have never had a car until my last car.
Speaker 4: I've never had a car where it didn't require me
Speaker 4: to have sawdust on hand to put over my oil spills.
Speaker 1: That's just a normal thing. You saw.
Speaker 4: You have a piece of wood in the garage that
Speaker 4: you saw to make sawdust to sprinkle on the oil.
Speaker 1: Puedal fresh sawdust. Oh in the morning, are you kidding me?
Speaker 4: That's a smell.
Speaker 1: Ever, I had a close I also had a Bronco.
Speaker 1: I love those cars. I love those cars. Yeah, I had.
Speaker 1: It was kind of an in between when I was
Speaker 1: like in my late twenties and I loved I bought
Speaker 1: it from like a friend, so bought it for almost nothing,
Speaker 1: and I drove around, loved it, thought it was cool.
Speaker 1: But when I then got a good job and got
Speaker 1: like an actual new the first new car I ever
Speaker 1: bought was like, you know, when I was whatever, thirty
Speaker 1: or something, and I realized how loud that fucking Bronco was.
Speaker 1: Everything in it rattled like it because it was an
Speaker 1: eighty seven or something, so like there were loose screws
Speaker 1: in the door panels and like everything kind of like
Speaker 1: if you started going on the freeway, it was the
Speaker 1: loudest ride anywhere you went. But I didn't notice until
Speaker 1: I was in a new car and I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a really good feature. It's just like not a.
Speaker 3: Bunch of fucking I don't notice that cars did that
Speaker 3: until my current wife, she has a nice car, and
Speaker 3: I drove it for a while, but I just didn't
Speaker 3: need one for a while. And then I rented one
Speaker 3: on the road, like if you're busy, you don't really
Speaker 3: you know, unless your dad it gives you need one,
Speaker 3: need one like once or twice a week. And I
Speaker 3: was like, math doesn't add up. But now I have
Speaker 3: a nice car. It's going great, but whatever. But I
Speaker 3: do remembering like a cheap car and almost taking it
Speaker 3: back to the dealership because I was like, something's wrong
Speaker 3: with it. It's so loud in here. Yeah, but it
Speaker 3: was like a Toyota Corolla, you know, it's like an
Speaker 3: economy cars written for like eleven dollars a day. And
Speaker 3: they guy and I just looked. I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: it's just you just it's just loud. I don't know,
Speaker 3: like you were paying extra they put more stuff in
Speaker 3: the doors or something. I don't understand, dude, this is
Speaker 3: one of those things, right, how much can that stuff be?
Speaker 3: They could just put it in there, just make it quiet.
Speaker 3: This is mean.
Speaker 1: It might yes, it must be some like extra sucky
Speaker 1: rubber at the top that pulls the windows in or something,
Speaker 1: because when you know, it's like when you don't notice
Speaker 1: or care. It's no big deal. And the second you
Speaker 1: fucking know the difference, it's like, I can't be in
Speaker 1: those cars something.
Speaker 3: There's a hole in the car, is what it's Yes, yes.
Speaker 1: It's badness. And then then it's driving me insane.
Speaker 4: And you know, when there's a hole in the car,
Speaker 4: you could get sucked out. I just you know, if
Speaker 4: you go fast enough. I had a friend who would
Speaker 4: shout into the road.
Speaker 3: He had a hole in his truck and he was
Speaker 3: just ash that truck, a hole to the ground. You
Speaker 3: can see the ground.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is oh wow.
Speaker 3: Man, I thought Montana was all rough.
Speaker 1: What do you.
Speaker 3: I mean?
Speaker 4: I just forgot where I came from.
Speaker 1: It's been too long.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just living this life of luxury. I've actually been
Speaker 4: looking at the new Bronco. I might get my car broke.
Speaker 4: Oh it's it's just ya.
Speaker 1: I get the New Bronco. Yeah that's cool.
Speaker 4: It is cool looking. I get so excited about it.
Speaker 3: My dad's against it, and I don't like it. Oh now, yeah,
Speaker 3: I can't really tell me why because he's adamant about it.
Speaker 3: He's like, I don't like it. I don't like it,
Speaker 3: And I was like why, Yeah, not because like a
Speaker 3: friend of mine has one, and I went and because,
Speaker 3: like I said, I have one. So I was like,
Speaker 3: I left a party of it. Can I go look
Speaker 3: at your car? And h He was like yeah, here's
Speaker 3: the keys. And no one followed me. It was just me.
Speaker 3: I was just on the street there to the party,
Speaker 3: look at this guy's car. And they came back and
Speaker 3: was like, did you just I was like I do
Speaker 3: when I was a kid. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think dads just want stripped down, simple trucks that rattle.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And this new this New Bronco, a lot of the
Speaker 4: ruggedness is taken away because there's a there's a backup
Speaker 4: camera and he did.
Speaker 3: See kind of on the inside, like he said, it
Speaker 3: feels like your sister's cube car she had, is what?
Speaker 3: And I was like, okay, you mean like there's like
Speaker 3: a liner room. It looks like there should be.
Speaker 4: I might agree with him, I have to see it
Speaker 4: first if it looks anything like a scion or something.
Speaker 3: On the inside. It feels like that, which is cool
Speaker 3: because it's like roomy and feels like like a box
Speaker 3: you can kind of move around in.
Speaker 1: I okay, I like that. I like a boxer can
Speaker 1: move around in and you can put all your smaller
Speaker 1: boxes inside of it and they with it.
Speaker 4: Right, it's moving in the box in my box delivery
Speaker 4: business that I've been.
Speaker 3: And they're all in their four wheel drive. Thing is
Speaker 3: called the goat or something like that where it's like
Speaker 3: that kind of like that.
Speaker 1: I don't know why, Oh, is it can go anywhere?
Speaker 3: I was that's animal. Yeah, I just like, that's not
Speaker 3: an animal that we're lighting. Goat.
Speaker 1: We perched on the edge of cliff so you.
Speaker 3: Can if we need to. I don't care.
Speaker 1: I feel a true Bronco ownership pride, even though it
Speaker 1: was truly like four cars ago. When I saw the
Speaker 1: new one, I was like, yes, and I'm like, you
Speaker 1: already have a car, don't worry about it. I was too, Yes, Yes,
Speaker 1: it was kind of like weirdly like, oh, that's a
Speaker 1: club I'm actually in. It's really strange. I kind of
Speaker 1: forgot about that, the my Bronco face. And it also
Speaker 1: anytime I see that OJ footage, I'm like, that looks good,
Speaker 1: especially when the freeways clear and it's just that white.
Speaker 1: They are beautiful shot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it does look like a white stallion leading other horses,
Speaker 3: is what it does. You think about that is the
Speaker 3: way they were all in form Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: It is like it's like, yeah, is this some vehicular
Speaker 4: Kentucky derby.
Speaker 1: Here's the can we.
Speaker 3: Just say as a as this. I don't want to
Speaker 3: say I've never said this out loud, but like I
Speaker 3: used to be like, I can't believe people are cheering
Speaker 3: when I would see that footage. But I've lived in
Speaker 3: l a for like seven or eight years now, and I,
Speaker 3: without a doubt, would be on one of those bridges
Speaker 3: being like yeah, ago, Like I now, it's like it's
Speaker 3: just something the city does. It's just like a you
Speaker 3: can see, you're, well, he murdered a lady. I don't care.
Speaker 3: It's still kind of fun you get into it.
Speaker 1: It's kind of yeah, it's not really about it was
Speaker 1: separate from that. It was a different thing. It was separate.
Speaker 1: I don't know how it was that no one.
Speaker 4: Was, yeah, almost cheering for the murder. They were because
Speaker 4: he's running from the cops, and everyone kind is that
Speaker 4: it's the l A p.
Speaker 3: Everyone was just like get away, get away.
Speaker 1: Get away, get away. And also I think there is
Speaker 1: this thing of like this is the biggest story in
Speaker 1: the world and it's happening near me. I'm going to
Speaker 1: go watch it happen. It's happening near me. Like, I
Speaker 1: think there's a lot of narcissism in that cheering. That's
Speaker 1: kind of that's kind of just like group participation of
Speaker 1: like this is my life.
Speaker 3: It is this. You know people that like go up
Speaker 3: behind the TV reporter and it's like, hey, yeah, it is,
Speaker 3: like but it's a bigger Yeah, that is very true.
Speaker 1: We are because they're not realizing, oh, you're on the
Speaker 1: news as the dumb ass now. They're just kind of
Speaker 1: like what a you know, there's no real self reflection that.
Speaker 3: I'm blowing it.
Speaker 4: I waved and crossed my eyes. It was embarrassing.
Speaker 3: I think that's how Yeah, well, now you know how
Speaker 3: a comic feels on morning TV. Just every time they
Speaker 3: put us on to you, why is whose idea was this?
Speaker 1: This is this?
Speaker 3: This is not going to be Let's put nightclub comedians
Speaker 3: on in the morning on TV. Yeah, that's our audience,
Speaker 3: that's who that's who's coming to hear us, hear our
Speaker 3: thoughts about our dicks.
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly in the morning news. I just did a
Speaker 4: reason before I went to Portland, and I said so
Speaker 4: many inappropriate things in a row.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: What's appropriate and what's not on any of those shows.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're rewarded for inappropriate behavior, words, stories, and ideas constantly,
Speaker 1: and then suddenly will you put us in the realm
Speaker 1: where it is not allowed? Now, what are we going
Speaker 1: to talk about?
Speaker 4: Especially after you ask what kind of things will we
Speaker 4: be hearing at your show tonight?
Speaker 3: Like, well, nothing I can say, right, I cannot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, actually write it on a piece of paper and
Speaker 1: slip it over.
Speaker 4: To you, specifically the news I did. I have to
Speaker 4: say this because she's a fan of our podcast, and
Speaker 4: she was really sweet and.
Speaker 1: She laughed the whole time.
Speaker 4: At the end of it, I just felt like I
Speaker 4: had been saying a bunch of inappropriate things. But it
Speaker 4: was on their website. I watched it, and I think
Speaker 4: it's just a paranoia. If you're listening right now, thank
Speaker 4: you for having me.
Speaker 3: On the morning. On those shows always still up hostages,
Speaker 3: like they got into the business to be like I
Speaker 3: wanted to be a reporter, and now I have to
Speaker 3: interview this lady about her yarn dog, and then in
Speaker 3: the manner just like, hey man, I'm kind of on cocaine,
Speaker 3: so it doesn't matter. And you're just like, I do
Speaker 3: you need me to rescue you because this is not
Speaker 3: what you wanted?
Speaker 1: Do you want free tickets to my show and out
Speaker 1: im here? Come on, come with me.
Speaker 3: I can promise you, but it'll be similar. There's free
Speaker 3: chicken fingers where we're going.
Speaker 1: Let me pack my bag. Yeah, what is a yarn dog?
Speaker 3: Did you picture? Probably the same lady I.
Speaker 4: Did, Like yeah, yeah, that she used to do macrimaina
Speaker 4: owls and now she does more of a three D
Speaker 4: yarn do.
Speaker 1: But she wants to go on TV about it too,
Speaker 1: that she's made a bunch of them, or she's made them,
Speaker 1: you know, out of it's like partially yarn, and it's
Speaker 1: also dryer like she's been saving for thirty years type
Speaker 1: of you know. It's human interest stories what get us
Speaker 1: through it is.
Speaker 4: And I'm into it. I'm into it. I love craft.
Speaker 3: There was one in There was a guy. It was
Speaker 3: called the Heartland series is the East Tennessee w b
Speaker 3: I R t V Channel ten news in Knoxville, Tennessee.
Speaker 3: Is Bill Williams. I have a they made a DVD
Speaker 3: of all of this stuff. I loved him because like
Speaker 3: he would go and he was like, today, we're gonna
Speaker 3: talk to a guy that makes fiddles out of old forks,
Speaker 3: and he would make it interesting. So it was like
Speaker 3: a q ole house yes yes, no, yes, yes, but
Speaker 3: this East Tennessee kind of awesome version. But he was
Speaker 3: so muded, like really seeming very interested in not in
Speaker 3: like a but like in a very sincere way where
Speaker 3: you would be like, yeah, this is cool, this is
Speaker 3: like this is And then I met, you know, through
Speaker 3: just being in quote unquote show business people that worked
Speaker 3: with him and stuff ear the years and they're like, oh,
Speaker 3: he was drunk. He was just like like not in
Speaker 3: a bad way, he was just like he was just
Speaker 3: like he liked to drink, so like he was genuinely interested,
Speaker 3: but mostly because he was pretty hammered, like like he
Speaker 3: would be like like no, now you do what at
Speaker 3: the more that kind of thing, I was like, well
Speaker 3: it translated like it translated beautifully on the camera.
Speaker 1: For whatever reason, He's down the perfect combination. It made
Speaker 1: me like I kind of like to talk to people,
Speaker 1: but I really love to drink, which makes me love
Speaker 1: to talk about At.
Speaker 3: The time I found out was like a feature act.
Speaker 3: So I was like that sounds like my ideal life
Speaker 3: where you don't really have to travel down far.
Speaker 1: This is it still is.
Speaker 4: What a great job it would be to have a
Speaker 4: show like that where you just like that dirty job
Speaker 4: Skuy where you just talk to someone, you get lit up,
Speaker 4: you get drunk, and then you you know, you make
Speaker 4: chairs with him in a factory.
Speaker 3: It's like tail sleep during the night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and have a normal job during the day.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I wish I had a Dayvatel daytime type show.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: It was yeah decent that gave me a DVD with
Speaker 3: his autograph and it is spribble.
Speaker 1: But I was like, man hammered, there's really I feel
Speaker 1: like there's nothing better. I love watching local television when
Speaker 1: I'm out of town and other places I love, especially Canada.
Speaker 1: Canada has the weirdest best, like the people and the
Speaker 1: tone and the vibe is what. Like we were at
Speaker 1: the what was that festival? It was me, Michelle Buteau
Speaker 1: and Ria Butcher like hanging out the whole weekend and
Speaker 1: it was the Winnipeg the Winnipeg Comedy Festival. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: so fun, kind of small, right, So it was like
Speaker 1: as opposed to your usual festival where there's like fifty
Speaker 1: of your friends.
Speaker 3: It was like, when there's like fifty of us, at
Speaker 3: this point, I don't I'm just gonna be in my room.
Speaker 3: This is too much of us.
Speaker 1: It's too crazy. Yeah, it's too crazy. It's going to
Speaker 1: get out of control. But at this one, I yeah,
Speaker 1: I definitely would go back to my hotel room and
Speaker 1: be like, let's take a look at what's going on
Speaker 1: on this local TV because I would record it on
Speaker 1: my phone because there was just like there was a
Speaker 1: game show where people had to guess what like fake
Speaker 1: personalized license plate and figure out what the phrase was.
Speaker 1: So literally was a game show of two teams of
Speaker 1: two going narrow nowadays nowadays nowadays near it doubt and
Speaker 1: they would do it literally for two minutes. I was like,
Speaker 1: how mad? It was amazing.
Speaker 3: Why there's comedians out there that we'll never hear of
Speaker 3: because the government gives like the art so much money,
Speaker 3: so that like if you I met it, especially live
Speaker 3: in Seattle, I met like a lot of Canadian people
Speaker 3: that would trickle down illegally and then come back up
Speaker 3: or whatever this so I learned how they and they're like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I can't really be down here because I'm I've done
Speaker 3: this program where I have to do art and the
Speaker 3: government gives me money. And I was like, oh, that's
Speaker 3: why you turn on your TV and you're like, how
Speaker 3: is this a thing? And You're like, because I'm good
Speaker 3: at paperwork and now I have a TV show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. It didn't have to go through
Speaker 1: a series of executives and my sister knows.
Speaker 3: How to fill out grand applications and now I have
Speaker 3: a primetime TV show.
Speaker 1: Canada check it out. It's talk Yes, no, it is.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 3: There was Have you ever seen the Miami Local News?
Speaker 3: It's art?
Speaker 1: It is like watching it lately?
Speaker 3: Is I just because I'm like you like any Like
Speaker 3: I'm going to turn it on as the two soon
Speaker 3: Local News. I love all of it because it is
Speaker 3: all it's a mix of like the actual stories and
Speaker 3: then you know, like three people were murdered near the
Speaker 3: courthouse today, and then you're like, and strawberries are in
Speaker 3: the season.
Speaker 1: You're like, yes, yes, it gives you, yeah, experience.
Speaker 3: In what Miami's right now, Like like Michael bay is
Speaker 3: the producer of the Local In saying like Aaron was like,
Speaker 3: is this a sketch? Show, and I was like, man,
Speaker 3: I don't think kid is Aaron's my wife. She traveled
Speaker 3: to the times.
Speaker 4: When I letter, oh, you're on the road with your
Speaker 4: wife right now, I just checked because of the heat.
Speaker 3: It's also like she's a fancy lady and I'm early
Speaker 3: on in our relationship. She said she wanted to do
Speaker 3: the road, and I took her on what I considered
Speaker 3: the road, and she was like, this is not and
Speaker 3: I was like, I didn't thank you.
Speaker 1: It's not for I mean this. There's plenty of female
Speaker 1: standup comics who contradict this, but honestly I did. I
Speaker 1: did colleges. I've done clubs and colleges all over this country.
Speaker 1: When I did colleges, the couple of condos that I
Speaker 1: was in, I was like, I have to get out
Speaker 1: of this now. And I was just like a middler.
Speaker 1: That was like opening for when Margaret Chow would go
Speaker 1: on the road you take me or you. There would
Speaker 1: be comics that would like invite you to open for
Speaker 1: the or to middle for them, and it would be
Speaker 1: like I'd have one week where I'd be like this
Speaker 1: is absolute dog shit and I'm never doing again. Like
Speaker 1: walking down the side of a freeway to get to
Speaker 1: the mall that's over there, because you got a car
Speaker 1: that type of ship. I was just like it got
Speaker 1: old so fast. I was just like, I have to
Speaker 1: get a different job immediately.
Speaker 4: I know that you're talking about St. Paul Minnesota.
Speaker 1: Actually, do you want to guess, because Christy your guest
Speaker 1: is Saint Paul.
Speaker 3: Lol. Comedy club in San Antonio has a tough get to.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, that's a good example.
Speaker 1: Neither of those two.
Speaker 4: The uh what's the other.
Speaker 1: Mall club.
Speaker 3: Sacramento, it was tough to get to. Yeah, it's but
Speaker 3: it is a weird one to it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you walked down a hallway plastic pasta Claire's Children's
Speaker 4: Jewelry and mattress.
Speaker 3: This is where we're art wise, this is the most appropriate.
Speaker 3: This is where we're It's like mattress store, comedy club,
Speaker 3: that's where we're at.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's in a strip mall called how About Ardie
Speaker 1: because it's at the two. It's at the corner of
Speaker 1: how An Arden, So they had to make a little
Speaker 1: phrase for it. Oh yeah, that's a sacrament.
Speaker 3: Mall.
Speaker 1: It's called how about art the how About Arden like
Speaker 1: strip mall or whatever. That's where we used to that.
Speaker 1: They had the TGI Fridays where we used to get
Speaker 1: drunk on Fridays when we were in college. It would
Speaker 1: be like, we're really doing it, just like the name sings, and.
Speaker 3: It was Fridays because they gave you liked me sign
Speaker 3: my name after every shot.
Speaker 1: That is fun.
Speaker 3: It was fun.
Speaker 4: Yes, they also had a guy fiery uh. A fusion
Speaker 4: of text and sushi called tex Wasabi was right across
Speaker 4: the street from that. It's closed no reason. Yeah, it
Speaker 4: was like a sushi roll with nacho cheese on it.
Speaker 4: And of course I ate there because it was walking
Speaker 4: distance from the SEC with the punchline there.
Speaker 1: I just had to.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I guess I'm gonna eat here.
Speaker 3: Here's a a sad depression makes a lot of food
Speaker 3: decisions on the road. We're just like, I don't know, yeah,
Speaker 3: that'll feel good for ten minutes.
Speaker 4: Sorry, Karen, did you reveal where you were with your.
Speaker 1: Okay? Oh of course I know.
Speaker 3: That's another actually amazing room to perform in. Just a
Speaker 3: nightmare to get to the best.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, the condo, the I can't I don't think so.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've never been in a condo. Situation that wasn't scary.
Speaker 4: It's like, please put me in a clean hotel room.
Speaker 4: It can be in Nashville, a holiday in.
Speaker 3: A townhouse and it's like two stories and it's like
Speaker 3: next to people that actually have invested and bought one
Speaker 3: two so you can't be like crazy in there. And
Speaker 3: I think texted me like a month ago he's going,
Speaker 3: He's like, you could tell they were like they're like,
Speaker 3: just stay in the condo. He was like, you could
Speaker 3: tell they were doing that part of negotiating where he
Speaker 3: was like, I don't know to check on this. He
Speaker 3: was like, hey, what's the condo situation. I was like,
Speaker 3: I will say this. I've stayed there when I wasn't
Speaker 3: playing there and he was like, oh, that says that
Speaker 3: says a ton. I was yeah, No, it's like a
Speaker 3: real place. And the Comedy Works has like a real
Speaker 3: place in Denver, both of their places. You're like, it's
Speaker 3: one of those places too. We're like this feature action.
Speaker 3: Stay here. This is nicer than most of them are
Speaker 3: ever going to live.
Speaker 1: Too.
Speaker 4: Nice there is in multiple condos when that because it's
Speaker 4: not as common anymore that you're in a condo and
Speaker 4: they give you some broken down van to drive to
Speaker 4: and from the show, but I recognized it as Brendan
Speaker 4: Walsh's handwriting. There was always because I guess he's on
Speaker 4: the road so much. He was leaving uh, like mayonnaise
Speaker 4: jars in the refrigerator door and on the top he'd
Speaker 4: say it would say some come, a lot of com
Speaker 4: no come, and so so someone would buy like gross,
Speaker 4: and so they'd buy a new mayonnaise jar.
Speaker 1: And then the next time.
Speaker 4: I think I was in Tulsi, he just kept writing
Speaker 4: how much come was in each so there are seven
Speaker 4: of them. Every comic had to buy it because comics
Speaker 4: only know how to make sandwiches.
Speaker 1: I guess, can we just really quickly talk about what
Speaker 1: the why does Brennan Walsh hate the world? So it
Speaker 1: feels like he's oh.
Speaker 3: You always always forget that part of him where like, yes,
Speaker 3: there is like a tone where I'm like, he is
Speaker 3: just like mad sometimes. And then I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: he is from Philly. That's just like in them because
Speaker 3: you have to have it to survive.
Speaker 1: There, I'm going, I'm going there.
Speaker 4: I just true something there and I'm I'm already nervous
Speaker 4: because when you're performing for the audiences in Philly, they
Speaker 4: kind of interactions with anyone there. It's great, I've met
Speaker 4: terrific people, but an audience there is kind of like
Speaker 4: make me laugh, asshole, and they have their arms crossed
Speaker 4: and it's so intimidating.
Speaker 1: I don't know why.
Speaker 4: And there's I've seen bumper stickers there that say like
Speaker 4: Philly is funny, and a lot of the like homeless
Speaker 4: folks in the area. When you're walking at the club,
Speaker 4: they have jokes. I think there's like a hey, I'm
Speaker 4: I'm funny too, element Oh for sure, Philadelphia.
Speaker 1: So you have to like be you have to get
Speaker 1: come to their level of appreciation, Like I'm not just
Speaker 1: going to take You can't just read a Heathcliff comic
Speaker 1: and make me laugh. You got to really bring it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're trying to let you know.
Speaker 3: I think it's hey, you have to have a sense
Speaker 3: of humor to live in the city, or you will
Speaker 3: be the meanest person on the planet. So they're all
Speaker 3: kind of like, hey, we're pretty funny because it sucks here.
Speaker 3: So because we like. Michelle Balloon's there and she explained
Speaker 3: she's like a great way to define the city is
Speaker 3: that people just park wherever they want, and the city
Speaker 3: tried to police that and they just kept doing whatever
Speaker 3: they wanted. So the police don't even like those park
Speaker 3: of the Middle Street in certain places. She was like,
Speaker 3: that's Philly where they're bitch about, like you fuck park
Speaker 3: police don't care, Like that's because they tried to care
Speaker 3: and you guys didn't care.
Speaker 4: Like yeah, it's like it's like like the Philly version
Speaker 4: of the illegal fireworks on the Fourth of July in
Speaker 4: l A.
Speaker 3: That's my favorite. That's another La thing I love is
Speaker 3: like just watching and I'll just laugh every time. And
Speaker 3: Anon's always like why do you always life? And because
Speaker 3: all of this is illegal, that's.
Speaker 1: So they have eighties. People are setting off eighties a
Speaker 1: week before the Fourth of July.
Speaker 4: Just not only can you hear fireworks within feet of
Speaker 4: my windows, I've been woken up by the discharged like
Speaker 4: cylinder of a rocket hitting my roof, like actual firework,
Speaker 4: like rockets have landed on my roof. Probably still yeah, sure, yes.
Speaker 1: There was a real good picture of a palm tree
Speaker 1: on fire from this past Fourth of July where people
Speaker 1: are just like why are we doing this? Like just
Speaker 1: like two palm trees ones on fire. It's just like
Speaker 1: fourth of July.
Speaker 4: You just described the best like tourist T shirt that
Speaker 4: just says Los Angeles and it's a palm tree, a
Speaker 4: single palm tree on fire. I'm going to draw it, yay,
Speaker 4: and then we'll find out what I do with the drawing.
Speaker 1: Printed on the shirt. Thirty three thirty three thirty three.
Speaker 1: The whole the idea came out of this podcast. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we have hey, and it'll be a big money.
Speaker 4: If there's one thing I know about my years and
Speaker 4: the T shirt business, the big money is about to
Speaker 4: roll in.
Speaker 3: That's true. Yeah, someone set off, like the the one
Speaker 3: the mortar ones there, they'll set them off during the
Speaker 3: day sometimes, and one day I just this man set
Speaker 3: it off, and you know, the whole neighborhood was kind
Speaker 3: of like god damn it because it scares everybody a little. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and this man, yeah, this land. Yeah, it was like
Speaker 3: it was literally like two in the afternoon and everybody
Speaker 3: was like I was just like eah, I was like
Speaker 3: come on man. I was just like pot and my
Speaker 3: little ship and like come on man, And I've heard
Speaker 3: this dude just yell out his fucking door, just yell.
Speaker 3: He just yelled wait till dark, come on.
Speaker 1: I was like, that's the.
Speaker 3: Way to handle that. It's like it's just like you
Speaker 3: can't even there's one wait till dark so we' can
Speaker 3: say it if it's going to scare us. So it
Speaker 3: was like, that is a good.
Speaker 1: Point the daytime ones. Yeah, it's what is this about?
Speaker 1: Because you can't pretend it's about what a firework is?
Speaker 1: Only four which is the visual? Yeah, which is lighting
Speaker 1: up the dark.
Speaker 4: And if you're if it's before eight pm, you're not
Speaker 4: lighting it off because you appreciate nurses. You're just being
Speaker 4: a dick. I I bet, yeah, I don't. I don't
Speaker 4: understand the loud the fireworks thing. I never did, Like
Speaker 4: I drove like an old man when I was a kid.
Speaker 4: I never wanted to shoot off firewall.
Speaker 3: I still one.
Speaker 1: I love. I love him so much.
Speaker 3: Homes to Crustal, Tennessee every fourth of July. I take
Speaker 3: my son's They know how to shoot, probably earlier than
Speaker 3: they should, but they understand how to handle fireworks.
Speaker 1: And yeah I don't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm shell shocked from a second life or something.
Speaker 4: And but yeah that was in I like the sparkle man.
Speaker 3: I'll just sit and hold a battle rocket. I have
Speaker 3: like the sixth sense at this point, and you need
Speaker 3: to throw it them like it's not time, and then
Speaker 3: I'll just throw it and hit something like that youth,
Speaker 3: my youth.
Speaker 1: It's part of the charge of being like, we're not
Speaker 1: supposed to be this close to gunpowder and everything else
Speaker 1: that's in there. And when I was a kid, we
Speaker 1: loved it because of course being out in the country,
Speaker 1: we would all go down to the creek, our two
Speaker 1: families that live next door to each other, so there'd
Speaker 1: be like twenty people in the creek that only we
Speaker 1: normally played in. And now there's all these adults holding
Speaker 1: there like manhattans, and we're just fucking we can do
Speaker 1: anything we want because the water's right there. So we
Speaker 1: all all the kids any age, everybody was lighting them.
Speaker 1: It's like a piccolo pete like lit in your hand
Speaker 1: and then you just knew to put it down. Well,
Speaker 1: this past I was just gonna say, this past fourth
Speaker 1: of July, it's gets calmed down so much, and we
Speaker 1: were all on vacation together like there was. It was
Speaker 1: a big uh big group of people on the beach
Speaker 1: and we had we started lighting off fireworks and then
Speaker 1: there were people with us, kind of near us that
Speaker 1: became part of our group because we kind of took
Speaker 1: over their whole area. We were just there were so
Speaker 1: many of us that were like, sorry, do you want
Speaker 1: some beer? We just took over your whole area. And
Speaker 1: they're like, that's cool, and we can't fight you. There's
Speaker 1: nothing we could do. But at one point, this this
Speaker 1: guy got so excited because he was we were giving
Speaker 1: them beer and like here whatever, and so then he
Speaker 1: ran around and gave everybody what he thought were sparklers,
Speaker 1: but they turned out to be punks and the things
Speaker 1: that you light fireworks. So we all lit them and
Speaker 1: stood there because most people wore ship faced and there
Speaker 1: were people standing there staring at it, staring waiting for
Speaker 1: the sparkler to start. And I was like, you guys,
Speaker 1: these are punks, these are not He met well, he
Speaker 1: meant well, it was he had all the love in
Speaker 1: his heart.
Speaker 4: Somesense I found at home Happy Independence Day.
Speaker 3: Our family's ears is more nice. There was a family
Speaker 3: across my grandpa's field, one of the fields, and sometimes,
Speaker 3: you know, we were friends. They had a pool, so
Speaker 3: we would go over there. But during the Fourth of July.
Speaker 3: We would be on my grandpa's deck. They would be
Speaker 3: on their patio across the field, and we would shoot
Speaker 3: fireworks at each other. We moved all the KALs out
Speaker 3: of that field for that day, for sure. You know
Speaker 3: that's not then that dude bowed an old cannon at
Speaker 3: an antique and then he would stuff it full of
Speaker 3: stuff and then shooting shit at us. And it was like,
Speaker 3: I mean, look it up still. It makes it was
Speaker 3: like I remember, like two or three years we did
Speaker 3: back and forth, and I don't remember what happened. I'm
Speaker 3: sure something happened where we had to stop, but I
Speaker 3: was a child, so I don't know. Yeah, yeah, that
Speaker 3: never I'll never asked about it, but it is. I
Speaker 3: just remember that he would shoot a cannon and everybody
Speaker 3: was like yeah. And I remember being as a kid
Speaker 3: being like, I don't know if this is a great idea.
Speaker 4: I almost want to change my stance. I like a projectile.
Speaker 4: I like a rocket. I like the bottle rockets go
Speaker 4: in the water and there's somehow waterproof like the Wicks
Speaker 4: days lit.
Speaker 1: Have you done that where you can let them go?
Speaker 4: But I just don't like loud, sudden fire cracker like
Speaker 4: like M. E. D's, I don't get that shit at all.
Speaker 1: And also not on the day like on for the
Speaker 1: July you wouldn't you'd expect it or not hate it.
Speaker 4: But I can tell you, Karen that in the golf
Speaker 4: tournament I did in Montana that the team I was with,
Speaker 4: they were these barbecue guys and they got incredibly drunk.
Speaker 4: One of them shot a handgun while we were into
Speaker 4: the air because I sunk a putt. Another one shot
Speaker 4: with bottle rocket went off behind my legs. They started
Speaker 4: driving balls at these geese. That's where I was like, guys,
Speaker 4: don't get the peace. There's no reason. They're like, oh yeah,
Speaker 4: we we just eat animals are for eating. We didn't, okay,
Speaker 4: we won't.
Speaker 1: Kill the geese, but they were. I had so much
Speaker 1: fun with them.
Speaker 4: What I just described sounds like a nightmare, like I
Speaker 4: was being held hostage.
Speaker 1: Depends.
Speaker 4: I have never last so much. I have done and
Speaker 4: we ye and we would have we would have won
Speaker 4: if they were giving out moonshine at h tea box.
Speaker 4: They got so drunk at the end they couldn't even
Speaker 4: stand up until then. But we got fifth place. We
Speaker 4: did okay, But these guys. They were insane. And I
Speaker 4: haven't been around a bunch of unpredictable, crazy mountain men
Speaker 4: in a while.
Speaker 1: And I do have.
Speaker 4: To say the fireworks wear a delight. So I anyway,
Speaker 4: long story short, I have to change my answer.
Speaker 1: Well, it's context, Chris. It's what you're saying is it's context.
Speaker 1: So if you're sleeping less, no, I hate you're drunk golfing, yes,
Speaker 1: with some with some mountain men fire say.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say this, and I say this to my
Speaker 3: uh twelve year old a lot who's entering seventh grade.
Speaker 3: Is he you know, he tries to say stuff and
Speaker 3: like shock me and do all that, and he knows
Speaker 3: that I'm a comedian and you know and all that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but I don't get shocked a lot. I'll just be like, yo,
Speaker 3: there's a you need to watch say and stuff like that,
Speaker 3: or you need to watch memes like that to certain people,
Speaker 3: because I was like, there's a time in a place
Speaker 3: for everything. It was like, especially when he's just first
Speaker 3: started cursing in front of me, like in fourth or
Speaker 3: fifth grade, just to see and I just I would
Speaker 3: just be like, all right, man, watch who you're doing
Speaker 3: that in front of like I don't care, or or
Speaker 3: when how was like, but you know, also watch when
Speaker 3: you're using that around me and how you're using that,
Speaker 3: and then if you do it around your grandma, she's
Speaker 3: gonna hit you. So I'm just gonna tell you that.
Speaker 3: And there's no there's no repercussions for her hitting someone.
Speaker 3: That's just if she decides to hit someone. It's like
Speaker 3: God hitting someone. And he was just kind of like, oh, okay,
Speaker 3: there's no police come or anything like that. It's like no,
Speaker 3: if the police going right, well, we'll hold you and
Speaker 3: let her hit you again. That's how that worked. You
Speaker 3: see his little brain yet what oh yeah, the world's not.
Speaker 1: What you think. Yeah, yeah, exactly, there's no it's not
Speaker 1: hard and fast rules. That's such a good lesson to
Speaker 1: teach it, which is yeah, you can like because I
Speaker 1: I remember when I started, I would always try to
Speaker 1: make my dad laugh, and I started to realize it
Speaker 1: was contextual. So if I whispered a certain thing in church,
Speaker 1: he would start laughing. He couldn't and or you know whatever.
Speaker 1: It was always that thing where that realization of like
Speaker 1: but if if my mom was standing there, he goes
Speaker 1: like yeah, cut off the whole thing where I'd be like, what,
Speaker 1: we had this great thing going or whatever. And that's
Speaker 1: how I learned that lesson. Yeah, it wasn't explicit.
Speaker 4: Dads give you early lessons in how audiences are yes
Speaker 4: and yeah, yes.
Speaker 3: Yes, and then there's a lot of like this, especially
Speaker 3: like but women sometimes they'll laugh at stuff. Within the
Speaker 3: next day they will not laugh at that, and I
Speaker 3: think that's a hard ding for children to understand. They're like,
Speaker 3: what happened right, A happened between yesterday and today that
Speaker 3: you're not aware of. Yeah, yeah, and I'm not gonna
Speaker 3: is what you need to do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is one of those context lessons that you're
Speaker 1: really going to.
Speaker 3: Need to be a seventh sense that you develop for
Speaker 3: you don't develop.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, And I guess I'm that way too, because
Speaker 4: ninety percent of the time I do not want a
Speaker 4: bottle rocket shot at my leg and for it to
Speaker 4: go off behind my knee. But on this day it
Speaker 4: made me giggle and I thought I hugged these guys
Speaker 4: three different times.
Speaker 1: I had the best time a gun and someone they
Speaker 1: shot a gun in the air.
Speaker 3: Course I'd be like, hey, motherfucker.
Speaker 4: No, I was just like Oh, you guys are so
Speaker 4: crazy that I'm scared. You know, when you're nervous laughing
Speaker 4: or you think you're going to die, so you start laughing, carrying,
Speaker 4: you laugh when you're about.
Speaker 1: To That's that's all I do.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, this was I think I'm gonna die laugh
Speaker 4: like a defense mechanism.
Speaker 3: Prison. Well, then you get worried. You're like, oh, do
Speaker 3: you know the sheriff for some shit man? Like I don't,
Speaker 3: How do you? Why are you so cool?
Speaker 1: You get away with this? Yeah? You think my judgment
Speaker 1: about the guy that had the handgun because of the
Speaker 1: combination of things. That's a guy who doesn't normally deal
Speaker 1: with guns at all, who's having his own kind of weekend.
Speaker 1: Don't you think a guy that's like it, Because usually
Speaker 1: the kind of people who bring handguns with them everywhere
Speaker 1: are all about like it's all about how you do
Speaker 1: it and what you do and what regulation.
Speaker 3: There is that guy, Okay, Well, then there is the
Speaker 3: guy that has a gun with him at all times
Speaker 3: and you never know it and you're like, how did
Speaker 3: you get a gun in here?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And he is very good with the gun, but in
Speaker 3: a sloppy way that everyone house is like, I don't
Speaker 3: like it when he has the gun, but he is
Speaker 3: the guy that after Simonshine is like, hey check this out,
Speaker 3: man man may am in and it puts it back.
Speaker 3: You've had a gun, He's like, I've had a gun
Speaker 3: on me since I was eleven years old.
Speaker 1: Night I was.
Speaker 4: I was warned the day before that the guys I
Speaker 4: was golfing with in this tournament would shoot a gun.
Speaker 4: I was told they would. I think that they with them.
Speaker 4: It was, Hey, this guy's coming from Los Angeles. He's
Speaker 4: a comedian. Let's show him a fun time, I guess,
Speaker 4: or scare him. But I I just jumped right on
Speaker 4: board because there are parts of me that are that way.
Speaker 4: But all the others, celebrity, all the other people in
Speaker 4: this golf tournament were NFL old football players.
Speaker 3: They that's a different lifestyle.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I was the only beta male in this whole tournament.
Speaker 4: I think like I was the only not tough x
Speaker 4: NFL football player. It was all football players and three comedians,
Speaker 4: and I had so much fun and I had to
Speaker 4: do stand up for them all. It was the best
Speaker 4: ally before or.
Speaker 1: After you're just giving us pieces.
Speaker 4: Of this and before yeah, before.
Speaker 1: Stand up before and then a round of golf the
Speaker 1: next day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's even better because then they're like, how you
Speaker 3: funny man in the shooting at Yeah that is there,
Speaker 3: yeah yeah yeah, yeah he talks out. That is great.
Speaker 1: Yeah that is That's a good I had.
Speaker 3: The opposite where when I went from the Cannabis podcast
Speaker 3: I have called grown Local. Do you see that drop?
Speaker 1: Thanks real smooth.
Speaker 3: Almost twenty years in, I'm getting all right at it.
Speaker 3: I still feel a little sick when I do it.
Speaker 1: Thanks mom.
Speaker 3: But uh, we went to the Humboldt County and like
Speaker 3: at first we didn't really know and then they kind
Speaker 3: of really let us in, but it was like they
Speaker 3: kept trying to, like, I guess because they thought I
Speaker 3: was from LA and my partner's like my coast as
Speaker 3: a grower in Eugene, so they had no problem with him,
Speaker 3: but they were just like kind of weird, like I
Speaker 3: don't know if y'all have tricks and stuff to get
Speaker 3: up here and all, and then like we just like
Speaker 3: drove up through their gates and stuff and that, oh
Speaker 3: you guys are And I was like, this isn't that bad,
Speaker 3: you guys, This isn't really nice. Isn't. It was like
Speaker 3: this is and they're like, oh, you're not like from
Speaker 3: La and I was like, oh no, and I don't
Speaker 3: fred In right now either down there. So it's like
Speaker 3: that's when they really opened up. When they're like, oh,
Speaker 3: you're like a heel valley.
Speaker 1: I'm like kind of yes, yeah, yeah, you can't say that.
Speaker 4: Yeah that's my cold. Yeah that's what happened with my
Speaker 4: golf team.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: They they found out I was from the next town
Speaker 4: over and they're like, oh, well, none of thatssary.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like it anyway, do it all, do it
Speaker 1: all over?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well then they show you more. Then we can
Speaker 3: pull out this stuff and hey, that is I.
Speaker 1: Have a taser. Why that's weird.
Speaker 4: I looked at your website because I I was just
Speaker 4: led there today. It was uh, but you're doing like
Speaker 4: a weed church in Denver?
Speaker 3: Oh mine, I was, man, I forget I had yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: didn't care about it.
Speaker 1: Oh finally we can talk about.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm doing a special in two weeks. It's at
Speaker 3: the International Church of Cannabis.
Speaker 4: There we go International Church. There is a there's a problem.
Speaker 4: I'm I'm doing a show that night in Denver. Also,
Speaker 4: if you're listening right now, you gotta go see Billy
Speaker 4: instead of me. Don't go to my show. His is
Speaker 4: an important album tape.
Speaker 1: Wait, yeah, here's You're a special.
Speaker 3: There's two shows, so you can go to Chris's and mine.
Speaker 3: See that.
Speaker 1: Heads up Denver.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, okay, well I'll see you there is my point.
Speaker 3: Yeah, come hang, I can't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll shoot a gun off during the show.
Speaker 3: I wish that would be fucking great because we're doing two.
Speaker 1: Sets, so like, you know, congratulations.
Speaker 3: It should be cool. I've got a really talented director
Speaker 3: who's done a bunch of heat. He got to start editing.
Speaker 3: He did American movie and a couple other things where
Speaker 3: I was like, holy shit. And then he saw a
Speaker 3: set idea and was like, hey, would you ever want
Speaker 3: to work with me? And I was like, yeah, man,
Speaker 3: you're really talented that we don't get approached by those
Speaker 3: people a lot.
Speaker 4: What's the American movie about the guys that made that
Speaker 4: horror film coat not what was it called coven? Coven?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Not the guys from Minnesota or Wisconsin. Chris Smith
Speaker 3: was a dress.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's a hilarious movie.
Speaker 3: This guy, he was the editor him and Smith edited together.
Speaker 3: Cool and then yeah, now he's a director and he
Speaker 3: was like. I was like, well, I have this weird
Speaker 3: idea for to do the special in this spot and
Speaker 3: he was like yeah. His eyes lit up and I
Speaker 3: was like, listen, there's no money involved in stand up
Speaker 3: because he like drinks, commercials and ships, so he's got
Speaker 3: like money. And he was like, oh, this is cool.
Speaker 3: I want to you know, whatever they want to, we'll
Speaker 3: work it out. I just want to do something cool.
Speaker 3: And I was like, I'm going to take advantage of
Speaker 3: this then, because this is like a genius and I
Speaker 3: don't think you know what you're doing.
Speaker 1: What's the spot? What's special about the International Church?
Speaker 3: It's a church, it's cannabis.
Speaker 1: I think it's cannabis.
Speaker 3: Yeah, using cannabis because of the stigma of pot in marijuana. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it is uh. It just looks like a normal church
Speaker 3: on the outside and then you go on the inside.
Speaker 3: And they hired this I think Spanish artist. I think
Speaker 3: he's from Spain to do the inside and it is.
Speaker 4: Oh like Goudy, like Goya Goudy.
Speaker 3: Watch guys forget his name. As soon as I said, like,
Speaker 3: you don't deserve to be around him the way you
Speaker 3: must announced that.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, in Spain all the cathedrals, or when I
Speaker 4: went to play in my Orka, it was all I
Speaker 4: think goudy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you're right. I don't know if this
Speaker 1: is a but someone that does that, he's.
Speaker 3: A contemporary artist. They do the modern artist. He just
Speaker 3: follow him on Instagram. He just did like the Lighthouse
Speaker 3: somewhere in Europe, and it's that's I did a set
Speaker 3: there five years ago and like four to twenty, you know,
Speaker 3: one of those you know, they were doing a thing
Speaker 3: and I just remember walking in and like, oh man,
Speaker 3: I could I could do something fun in here visually? Yeah,
Speaker 3: and then fast forwards six years, you know. That's how.
Speaker 4: And it's only called a church because it used to
Speaker 4: be a church or is it a religion?
Speaker 3: It is a I can't. They have fire filed the
Speaker 3: correct paperwork and they're referred to themselves as the Elevation,
Speaker 3: So it is a practicing church that you can wow.
Speaker 4: So you're doing like a cult comedy.
Speaker 5: I don't have. I don't want a cult. I just
Speaker 5: want people to pay me money. Yeah, uh, to talk
Speaker 5: about traumatic events that happened to me.
Speaker 4: Well, Denver is the only place or the first place
Speaker 4: where I in the audience I openly saw people ripping
Speaker 4: off full sized bongs in the audience, like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like just bong reps.
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, so you let All it means is
Speaker 4: they laugh at jokes. A second or two.
Speaker 3: Late, man, I did a show it's not at a
Speaker 3: label place. It's not open anymore. And I knew it
Speaker 3: wasn't because the guy who owned it had bunch of
Speaker 3: neck tattoos and he said he figured out a loophole
Speaker 3: in the law. And I was like, you're you're tattoos.
Speaker 3: Let me know you didn't. Just let me know that
Speaker 3: you're courageous. More than anything.
Speaker 1: It was an art grant from Canada.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it was a thing in Colorado. And what
Speaker 3: would happen was it would be that thing where they
Speaker 3: were hitting the dab so you do the joke. It
Speaker 3: would take an extra beat for them to laugh then
Speaker 3: because they were all so used to hit their like daboholics.
Speaker 3: Then after they laughed, they would have to cough after that,
Speaker 3: so there'd be another bead or two after the laugh
Speaker 3: where I was like, Okay, this is a different type
Speaker 3: of show. And the whole time I'm figuring out, like
Speaker 3: where do I go when the cops just come in?
Speaker 3: Because they paid me in a stack of cash before
Speaker 3: the show. Yes, the way, all motivation I had here
Speaker 3: that I had at my packet. I was just gonna
Speaker 3: sneak out the back door. But they pay me a
Speaker 3: lot fives.
Speaker 1: That's amazing.
Speaker 3: It was, I mean it was a good I mean
Speaker 3: it was, you know, over one thousand something dollars for
Speaker 3: what I did. Was way you know, I'm sure as
Speaker 3: far as I'm illegal, it was like all in fives. Well, yeah,
Speaker 3: you guys.
Speaker 1: This is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's Clevi Corpus Christy.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I mentioned this before, but that at the end of
Speaker 4: my show, they said, we don't have enough money right now,
Speaker 4: but we will give you this gun and you can
Speaker 4: sell it. And it was like a chrome, shiny gun
Speaker 4: in a feltline, fancy wooden case. And I was like,
Speaker 4: I don't want to have that though, because I feel
Speaker 4: like that's illegal. In retrospect, I'm like, yeah, take the
Speaker 4: gun and sell it at a pawn shop.
Speaker 1: I probably keep the gun. It's probably worth Why don't
Speaker 1: they go fucking sell the gun. You're looped into some weird.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, I know, I don't want to usually
Speaker 4: because they can't move it.
Speaker 3: It's like it's like when they used to try to
Speaker 3: play Dudes and Cocaine. Yeah, and they and you're like,
Speaker 3: it's because you you would have sold it, if you
Speaker 3: could sell it, They tell you work man, it's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 4: The green room there a it was they had a
Speaker 4: Scarface framed poster and on the TV was the movie
Speaker 4: Scarface playing. And then in the end, of course, they
Speaker 4: tried to pay me with a gun. I think it
Speaker 4: was a last minute fixed Karen. I think they're like, oh,
Speaker 4: we just realized so and so took our money. Instead
Speaker 4: of killing him with this gun, let's give the gun
Speaker 4: to the comedian and then we'll just beat him up
Speaker 4: with our hands later.
Speaker 1: Yeah, really like we'll implicate him in some crime. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like there everything about that. It is just like, I
Speaker 1: know how but you sell the gun and you came
Speaker 1: back with the with all the cash you would have.
Speaker 4: You would be proud to know how quickly I turned
Speaker 4: the gun down. It was like, oh no, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: I'd rather just not get it.
Speaker 1: There was a guy.
Speaker 3: There was a guy, and I'm not going to say, well,
Speaker 3: he's not there anymore. But uh he would pay you
Speaker 3: your check. And then he was a legal gun salesman,
Speaker 3: like he had his and he where is Kansas? If
Speaker 3: you can which city?
Speaker 1: The city in Kansas? It's in the middle, is it
Speaker 1: of the word Kansas? And the man okay, okay, it's.
Speaker 3: It's the literal middle of America, the literal mid continent.
Speaker 3: It's just Wichita. I'll just say it's the weirdest, sure,
Speaker 3: weirdest town in America. But the guy he would pay you,
Speaker 3: he's so fun like a true character, like one of
Speaker 3: those dudes like, man, you're awful, but I've never met
Speaker 3: anyone like you, and I can't. And he uh yeah.
Speaker 3: Every single time he would talk up some gun he
Speaker 3: had and stop the whole week, and I like talking
Speaker 3: about guns, you know, I'm like, they're neat whatever. And
Speaker 3: then sure enough every time he'd hand me my check,
Speaker 3: and then he'd pull out the gun and be like,
Speaker 3: this is you know, you give me five hundred that back,
Speaker 3: I'll give you his gun kind of thing, like I can't, oh, Winard. Yeah,
Speaker 3: But I think because I talked about guns with him
Speaker 3: most people and he thought I'm asto. Some bitch of gun.
Speaker 3: I'll get his money rushing back and I can't go
Speaker 3: back to Seattle with the fucking rifle. What is wrong
Speaker 3: with you? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah on an airplane? Yeah, what the rifle. It's
Speaker 1: such a fascinating like subculture in the stand up comedy
Speaker 1: world of like the gun trade. Yeah, gun show loopholes.
Speaker 4: I don't know if they're trying to sell it. But
Speaker 4: one time I went bungee jumping and trucky and at
Speaker 4: the end, which is already illegal, they had they had
Speaker 4: scopes to see if a train was coming, and we
Speaker 4: had to gather all the bungeee whatever we did.
Speaker 1: Our jumps in.
Speaker 4: At the end, they're like, anyone want to shoot an uzzi?
Speaker 4: They had an uzzy like from a movie and they
Speaker 4: were shooting it against a stone wall, which just made
Speaker 4: me think it was gonna ricochet like in Legends of
Speaker 4: the Fall, and he.
Speaker 1: Hid one of us.
Speaker 4: But I'm like why, Yeah, what a weird ending to
Speaker 4: a bungee jumping experience.
Speaker 1: There was families.
Speaker 3: There, well, I mean that is was like the adrenaline cherry.
Speaker 3: If you're if you're if you're legally bungee jump and
Speaker 3: you're like you know why we'll top to stay off
Speaker 3: shooting a newsy Yeah. Yeah. When you put it together,
Speaker 3: you're like, kind of makes sense. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: I think I was the only one triggered by it,
Speaker 4: and I did not mean to make that pun.
Speaker 1: If you signed up for bungee jumping at a thing
Speaker 1: called bachelor party events, then it makes perfect sense.
Speaker 3: It was.
Speaker 4: They were called as seen on MTV. I think that
Speaker 4: was their title, Different.
Speaker 1: Ways to Kill Yourself, Dot go sign up. Are you
Speaker 1: guys excited about the new Jackass movie that's coming out?
Speaker 1: Just totally? And I know you are, Karen. I Something
Speaker 1: about that trailer got me good because there was a
Speaker 1: time where I did cry because there was a time where,
Speaker 1: of course I love Jackass, but then Wild Boys was
Speaker 1: the show. It was Crisponscious and Stevo, and it was
Speaker 1: just another version of it. But like they go went
Speaker 1: all over the world and I used to my TV
Speaker 1: only got that channel. It was one of those hard
Speaker 1: times stories where I was like studio apartment smelled like
Speaker 1: a kitty litter box. I didn't, you know, Like it
Speaker 1: was that kind of thing where you'd look for little
Speaker 1: pieces of pot on the carpet near where this was
Speaker 1: a serious down and that show would come on and
Speaker 1: I would cry laughing, like there was that there was
Speaker 1: an episode where they made Steveo bungee jump off the
Speaker 1: some train trestle and he was crying. He was like,
Speaker 1: I can't do it, and they made him do it anyway,
Speaker 1: So you go through it like with him like there,
Speaker 1: I didn't know I cared about those guys. And then
Speaker 1: basically then I watched that children, I'm like, I'm in
Speaker 1: love with Chris Ponscious. I think Stevo was one of
Speaker 1: the most talented people on the planet. Like I got
Speaker 1: so into that and then it was just kind of over.
Speaker 1: And so watching that trailer, I was like, well, first
Speaker 1: of all, that was like twenty years twenty five years ago. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean that's nuts and horrifying, and like I don't
Speaker 1: feel different, and I'm sure they don't feel different. And
Speaker 1: now they're getting like completely plowed by a fucking like
Speaker 1: bowl with horns and their silver hair.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just yah. Speaking of Mall, the Mall Comedy
Speaker 4: Club in San Antonio, that's that's where I watched.
Speaker 1: There was a movie theater across from the comedy club.
Speaker 4: That's where I watched the first Jackass, So that was
Speaker 4: I had to be twenty years ago.
Speaker 3: That was, Oh my god, there's the WTF with Johnny Knoxville.
Speaker 3: I remember when I've moved Aaron stuff in my stuff,
Speaker 3: you know, there's a couple of records and the shirts
Speaker 3: that I had at that point. I mean, my dad
Speaker 3: were driving the U haul to LA and I played
Speaker 3: that because Knoxville's from sea from South Knoxville, it's like
Speaker 3: even like a poor part of Knoxville. So like, I've
Speaker 3: always related to that dude on this weird like home level,
Speaker 3: and he's telling stories on WTF like someone that I
Speaker 3: grew up, like the way he's talking about his family.
Speaker 3: There's one about them dressing his gorilla or something and that,
Speaker 3: and I just employed look it up. It's a WTF.
Speaker 3: It's one of the funniest things I've Like I had
Speaker 3: to pull over the U haul on the interstate because
Speaker 3: my dad and I were like cry laughing, so because
Speaker 3: it was just it's like people we grew up with
Speaker 3: kind of thing, and it's just like they were at
Speaker 3: the tire shop with like a guy that couldn't read,
Speaker 3: but he was like one of the smartest dudes. I
Speaker 3: was like, yeah, I know two dudes like that. They
Speaker 3: could not read anything any engine that's magic. Read this
Speaker 3: book and a bunch in the fakes.
Speaker 1: Books are made to make for guys like me. That
Speaker 1: is what it is, though those guys few Like it's
Speaker 1: the guys you went to high school with worldwide, Like
Speaker 1: every person feels like that about that group of dudes.
Speaker 1: They're they're not agro, but they're doing fucked up ship.
Speaker 1: They're not you know, they're like, they're not the guys
Speaker 1: that are going to pull the guns out. They're you know,
Speaker 1: they're the guys are going to do the thing that
Speaker 1: makes the guy that pulled the gun out drop the
Speaker 1: gun and start crying, you know what I mean. Like,
Speaker 1: it's there.
Speaker 3: Who climb that tree and put the rope up in
Speaker 3: the top of that tree. Aren't those dudes?
Speaker 1: And those dudes, yeah, yeah, they're the serious ones. You
Speaker 1: guys are tourists in the danger game. These guys go
Speaker 1: there every day.
Speaker 3: Climb to the top of the bridge to make sure
Speaker 3: it's secure.
Speaker 1: What.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was around Pontius one time. Is with that
Speaker 3: old XM studio in La.
Speaker 1: Am I pronouncing my boyfriend's last name wrong. I can
Speaker 1: talk about it even, let's take that again.
Speaker 3: Like it was very briefly, you know how like you're
Speaker 3: leaving the studio and someone else is coming in kind
Speaker 3: of to record stuff. It was one of those m things,
Speaker 3: and it was like three or four minutes. And at
Speaker 3: first I didn't know who he was. I was just like, man,
Speaker 3: that guy seems like fun. He's got like a fun vibe.
Speaker 3: And then I was like, oh shit, that's the dude.
Speaker 3: And he was just like he wasn't trying to impress
Speaker 3: it and he was just hanging and I had already
Speaker 3: and then I was like, oh man, So after that
Speaker 3: I had already dug him because of the way he
Speaker 3: went about the jackass stuff. But after I mean I
Speaker 3: got chills thinking he's one of those the few people
Speaker 3: you're just like, it's he's better than you think he's
Speaker 3: going to be. It's like even yeah, just like big
Speaker 3: old art kind of like that kind of warm Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: it was I'm sure he's got you knows or whatever.
Speaker 1: Stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: We saw him at the Gymnasium all the time, and
Speaker 4: I experienced him to be sweet, alsome, genuinely yay Chris Pond.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeay. I picked a good one. Yeah, you're did.
Speaker 1: And he also looks exactly the same in that trailer.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, like everyone else aged
Speaker 1: and he's just he's just laughing with that name. Big face.
Speaker 1: Love that guy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm excited for that movie before.
Speaker 1: I know, we have to wrap it. And it's because
Speaker 1: of my zoom. But I do want to say, Billy,
Speaker 1: you have some of my favorite merch of all time,
Speaker 1: the T shirts you make. I thought that's what you're
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Speaker 1: I'm not good at business, it's but you are good
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Speaker 3: No, that's the someone grabbed it and said on it
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Speaker 1: Com, tour bwd tour dot com. And then is the
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Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Shop around? So when when this episode airs is when
Speaker 4: you'll that's the week in Denver you're recording your.
Speaker 3: Spect August August twenty eight.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, it's webs buy some shirts, go watch them
Speaker 4: do comedy. I thank you, Billy Wayne Day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we love you, We love you, Billy, thank you
Speaker 1: so much for being here. You've been listening. But do
Speaker 1: you need a ride? D I N A R? It's
Speaker 1: like literally nine eight are you leaving? I you wanna
Speaker 1: way back home?
Speaker 2: Either way we want to be there, doesn't matter how
Speaker 2: much baggage you clean. Give us time and they turning
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Speaker 1: We want to send you off instart. We want to
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