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Speaker 1: Are you leaving?

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Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home?

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Speaker 1: Either way you want to be.

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Speaker 2: There, doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give

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Speaker 2: us time and a terminol and gay. We want to

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Speaker 2: send you off in style.

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Speaker 1: We want to welcome you back home.

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Speaker 2: Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine?

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Speaker 2: Malborn?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride.

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Speaker 3: With?

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Speaker 1: Karen and Chris.

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Speaker 4: Welcome to Do you need a ride that? It's Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 1: And this is Karen Kilgariff.

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Speaker 4: We just just listened to our theme song. I'm going

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Speaker 4: to pretend it's like a radio station. We have to

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Speaker 4: actually listen to it beforehand. But I just I just

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Speaker 4: listened to an episode, the last one that Billy was on.

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Speaker 4: It was almost two years ago. Oh and it was

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Speaker 4: really funny. We're really good at this. We were good

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Speaker 4: at it, we're still good at it. We've the element.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we've changed as people. We've been through some shit,

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Speaker 1: we've grown up. Were our car forced out of.

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Speaker 4: The car, Yeah, we were forced out.

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Speaker 1: But I remember very clearly driving around in circles in

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Speaker 1: Billy's neighborhood when we recorded that episode, and it was

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Speaker 1: fucking hilarious because uh, he is a great guest.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they he There are some memorable quotes and that's

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Speaker 4: why I watched it again or listen to it again.

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Speaker 1: I want.

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Speaker 4: Well, that's why I brought up that you have to

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Speaker 4: see it's on. I know you don't do a lot

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Speaker 4: of instagramming, but I put it on the do you

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Speaker 4: need to ride Instagram? These girls there, their mom had

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Speaker 4: them learn our theme song with their piano teacher and

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Speaker 4: they perform it and it is it is the best

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Speaker 4: thing ever, Like I think they took it upon themselves

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Speaker 4: to learn it. But it's the sweetest. And her name

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Speaker 4: is Lou.

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Speaker 1: Just like Chris in the future. Yeah, just before you

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Speaker 1: post something like that, go ahead and said it to

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Speaker 1: me personally on the phone. Oh really as a sharing

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Speaker 1: technique of a friend, you know, before the digital song.

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Speaker 1: Oh I got you.

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Speaker 4: Oh I thought you meant me to get approval.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm you have to see that because I want

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Speaker 1: to see it. I'll see it. Yeah, it'll just be

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Speaker 1: approval paperwork before you instagram and well it is the best. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Lou Lou a toggy. She forced the piano teacher and

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Speaker 1: the piano teachers like, hey lady, this is G and D.

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Speaker 1: There's nothing happening in this song that your daughters are

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, they she said, they conned their piano teacher

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Speaker 1: Oh, they wanted to do it. It was the mother

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Speaker 4: It made me very happy, And then I listened to

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Speaker 4: the episode. I was reminded of poo Billy is. You

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Speaker 4: know it's been a long time. It slipped your cotten.

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Speaker 1: No, we need to get billy centric because it's important.

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Speaker 1: Well let's yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well, you know, it's kind of like comedy. You

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Speaker 4: don't start telling your jokes before you get on stage.

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Speaker 3: I know.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes it's showing the green rooms.

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Speaker 1: Better than.

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Speaker 3: I have more fun than the greenroom than I did.

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Speaker 1: I'm in the green room for sure.

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Speaker 4: You're hearing the voice now of our guest today, Hillary

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Speaker 4: Wade Davis.

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Speaker 3: You I did. It was hard enough to say, like,

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Speaker 3: do you guys just only do this podcast with me?

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Speaker 3: Is that like the.

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Speaker 1: Basically that will be trying?

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Speaker 3: Like you guys are doing really well financially, on it.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, I didn't know that it was just me.

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, you're the guest, and we have you

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Speaker 3: It's a good calling. It is good. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he loves talking Billy. Tell us where you are

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Speaker 1: right now, and maybe lightly describe the background that you've

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Speaker 3: Oh, that's the background is the Redwoods from a quarantine

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Speaker 3: trip I took with my son. I just wanted him

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Speaker 3: It's I have a friend who's been to the Himalayas.

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Speaker 3: But that's he he said, he's just different after he left.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, but you could also see the movie twenty

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Speaker 1: Oh you got it. It's it's just like the Redwoods.

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Speaker 1: Did you go?

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Speaker 4: Did you drive there's a Redwood you can drive through

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Speaker 3: I think there's a couple I've never been. I've never

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Speaker 4: As a child, we went through it and a Volkswagen bus.

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Speaker 4: Karen always perfective, perfect, it was the perfect thing.

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Speaker 1: I just went right above him. But it was because

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Speaker 3: But you also got to say I told you so,

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Speaker 3: which is like you got that show and then get

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Speaker 3: to get back in like in a relationship that was

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Speaker 1: Think of Yes, it was gigantic wind for me.

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Speaker 4: One time I got out of the car my friend

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Speaker 4: we put our bikes on his Super U. We were kids,

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Speaker 4: I'm a terrible friend and horrible navigator.

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Speaker 1: I did that once when we were I'm from I'm

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Speaker 1: Shit? It was like, yeah, exactly. He was kind of

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Speaker 3: I don't even trust you driving lights on and then

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're seventeen. You can't be trusted with with everything

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Speaker 3: Your problems are we're going to die to night?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're going to die at night. I used to

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Speaker 1: Ever, I had a close I also had a Bronco.

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Speaker 3: like you were paying extra they put more stuff in

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Speaker 3: They could just put it in there, just make it quiet.

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Speaker 3: There's a hole in the car, is what it's Yes, yes.

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Speaker 1: It's badness. And then then it's driving me insane.

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Speaker 4: And you know, when there's a hole in the car,

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Speaker 3: He had a hole in his truck and he was

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is oh wow.

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Speaker 3: Man, I thought Montana was all rough.

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Speaker 1: What do you.

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Speaker 3: I mean?

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Speaker 4: I just forgot where I came from.

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Speaker 1: It's been too long.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, just living this life of luxury. I've actually been

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Speaker 4: Oh it's it's just ya.

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Speaker 1: I get the New Bronco. Yeah that's cool.

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Speaker 4: It is cool looking. I get so excited about it.

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Speaker 3: My dad's against it, and I don't like it. Oh now, yeah,

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Speaker 3: And I was like why, Yeah, not because like a

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Speaker 3: I was just on the street there to the party,

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Speaker 3: was like, did you just I was like I do

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Speaker 4: I think dads just want stripped down, simple trucks that rattle.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: And this new this New Bronco, a lot of the

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Speaker 3: See kind of on the inside, like he said, it

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Speaker 3: And I was like, okay, you mean like there's like

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Speaker 4: I might agree with him, I have to see it

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Speaker 3: On the inside. It feels like that, which is cool

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Speaker 1: I okay, I like that. I like a boxer can

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Speaker 4: Right, it's moving in the box in my box delivery

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Speaker 3: And they're all in their four wheel drive. Thing is

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Speaker 1: I don't know why, Oh, is it can go anywhere?

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Speaker 3: I was that's animal. Yeah, I just like, that's not

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Speaker 1: We perched on the edge of cliff so you.

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Speaker 3: Can if we need to. I don't care.

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Speaker 1: I feel a true Bronco ownership pride, even though it

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Speaker 1: already have a car, don't worry about it. I was too, Yes, Yes,

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Speaker 1: anytime I see that OJ footage, I'm like, that looks good,

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Speaker 1: They are beautiful shot.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it does look like a white stallion leading other horses,

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Speaker 4: It is like it's like, yeah, is this some vehicular

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Speaker 4: Kentucky derby.

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Speaker 1: Here's the can we.

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Speaker 3: Just say as a as this. I don't want to

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Speaker 3: say I've never said this out loud, but like I

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Speaker 3: used to be like, I can't believe people are cheering

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Speaker 3: when I would see that footage. But I've lived in

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Speaker 3: without a doubt, would be on one of those bridges

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Speaker 3: being like yeah, ago, Like I now, it's like it's

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Speaker 3: just something the city does. It's just like a you

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Speaker 3: can see, you're, well, he murdered a lady. I don't care.

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Speaker 3: It's still kind of fun you get into it.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of yeah, it's not really about it was

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Speaker 1: I don't know how it was that no one.

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Speaker 4: Was, yeah, almost cheering for the murder. They were because

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Speaker 3: Everyone was just like get away, get away.

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Speaker 1: Get away, get away. And also I think there is

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Speaker 1: think there's a lot of narcissism in that cheering. That's

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Speaker 1: like this is my life.

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Speaker 3: It is this. You know people that like go up

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Speaker 3: like but it's a bigger Yeah, that is very true.

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Speaker 1: We are because they're not realizing, oh, you're on the

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Speaker 1: news as the dumb ass now. They're just kind of

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Speaker 1: like what a you know, there's no real self reflection that.

441
00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:55,359
Speaker 3: I'm blowing it.

442
00:21:59,119 --> 00:22:02,200
Speaker 4: I waved and crossed my eyes. It was embarrassing.

443
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:05,320
Speaker 3: I think that's how Yeah, well, now you know how

444
00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:09,080
Speaker 3: a comic feels on morning TV. Just every time they

445
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:13,040
Speaker 3: put us on to you, why is whose idea was this?

446
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,520
Speaker 1: This is this?

447
00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:17,919
Speaker 3: This is not going to be Let's put nightclub comedians

448
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:22,240
Speaker 3: on in the morning on TV. Yeah, that's our audience,

449
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:24,879
Speaker 3: that's who that's who's coming to hear us, hear our

450
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:26,080
Speaker 3: thoughts about our dicks.

451
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:30,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly in the morning news. I just did a

452
00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:33,760
Speaker 4: reason before I went to Portland, and I said so

453
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Speaker 4: many inappropriate things in a row.

454
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Speaker 1: I don't know.

455
00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:41,040
Speaker 3: What's appropriate and what's not on any of those shows.

456
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:48,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're rewarded for inappropriate behavior, words, stories, and ideas constantly,

457
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,359
Speaker 1: and then suddenly will you put us in the realm

458
00:22:50,359 --> 00:22:53,239
Speaker 1: where it is not allowed? Now, what are we going

459
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:53,800
Speaker 1: to talk about?

460
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Speaker 4: Especially after you ask what kind of things will we

461
00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:58,040
Speaker 4: be hearing at your show tonight?

462
00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:02,120
Speaker 3: Like, well, nothing I can say, right, I cannot.

463
00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:06,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, actually write it on a piece of paper and

464
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:07,560
Speaker 1: slip it over.

465
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Speaker 4: To you, specifically the news I did. I have to

466
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:12,239
Speaker 4: say this because she's a fan of our podcast, and

467
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:13,760
Speaker 4: she was really sweet and.

468
00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:14,800
Speaker 1: She laughed the whole time.

469
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Speaker 4: At the end of it, I just felt like I

470
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:20,280
Speaker 4: had been saying a bunch of inappropriate things. But it

471
00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:22,520
Speaker 4: was on their website. I watched it, and I think

472
00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:25,640
Speaker 4: it's just a paranoia. If you're listening right now, thank

473
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:26,520
Speaker 4: you for having me.

474
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:29,760
Speaker 3: On the morning. On those shows always still up hostages,

475
00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:32,760
Speaker 3: like they got into the business to be like I

476
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:34,919
Speaker 3: wanted to be a reporter, and now I have to

477
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:39,800
Speaker 3: interview this lady about her yarn dog, and then in

478
00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:42,640
Speaker 3: the manner just like, hey man, I'm kind of on cocaine,

479
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:45,679
Speaker 3: so it doesn't matter. And you're just like, I do

480
00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:48,919
Speaker 3: you need me to rescue you because this is not

481
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:49,639
Speaker 3: what you wanted?

482
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:53,080
Speaker 1: Do you want free tickets to my show and out

483
00:23:53,119 --> 00:23:55,159
Speaker 1: im here? Come on, come with me.

484
00:23:55,480 --> 00:24:00,880
Speaker 3: I can promise you, but it'll be similar. There's free

485
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:02,439
Speaker 3: chicken fingers where we're going.

486
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:08,920
Speaker 1: Let me pack my bag. Yeah, what is a yarn dog?

487
00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:12,640
Speaker 3: Did you picture? Probably the same lady I.

488
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:16,720
Speaker 4: Did, Like yeah, yeah, that she used to do macrimaina

489
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Speaker 4: owls and now she does more of a three D

490
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Speaker 4: yarn do.

491
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Speaker 1: But she wants to go on TV about it too,

492
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:26,320
Speaker 1: that she's made a bunch of them, or she's made them,

493
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:29,760
Speaker 1: you know, out of it's like partially yarn, and it's

494
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Speaker 1: also dryer like she's been saving for thirty years type

495
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:35,920
Speaker 1: of you know. It's human interest stories what get us

496
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Speaker 1: through it is.

497
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Speaker 4: And I'm into it. I'm into it. I love craft.

498
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Speaker 3: There was one in There was a guy. It was

499
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Speaker 3: called the Heartland series is the East Tennessee w b

500
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:48,360
Speaker 3: I R t V Channel ten news in Knoxville, Tennessee.

501
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:53,800
Speaker 3: Is Bill Williams. I have a they made a DVD

502
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:56,320
Speaker 3: of all of this stuff. I loved him because like

503
00:24:57,520 --> 00:24:59,720
Speaker 3: he would go and he was like, today, we're gonna

504
00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:02,480
Speaker 3: talk to a guy that makes fiddles out of old forks,

505
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:06,639
Speaker 3: and he would make it interesting. So it was like

506
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:09,879
Speaker 3: a q ole house yes yes, no, yes, yes, but

507
00:25:10,359 --> 00:25:14,480
Speaker 3: this East Tennessee kind of awesome version. But he was

508
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:19,000
Speaker 3: so muded, like really seeming very interested in not in

509
00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:21,960
Speaker 3: like a but like in a very sincere way where

510
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,600
Speaker 3: you would be like, yeah, this is cool, this is

511
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:27,120
Speaker 3: like this is And then I met, you know, through

512
00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:30,840
Speaker 3: just being in quote unquote show business people that worked

513
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:32,360
Speaker 3: with him and stuff ear the years and they're like, oh,

514
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:36,760
Speaker 3: he was drunk. He was just like like not in

515
00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:38,399
Speaker 3: a bad way, he was just like he was just

516
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:41,440
Speaker 3: like he liked to drink, so like he was genuinely interested,

517
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:44,159
Speaker 3: but mostly because he was pretty hammered, like like he

518
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:47,840
Speaker 3: would be like like no, now you do what at

519
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:50,640
Speaker 3: the more that kind of thing, I was like, well

520
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:53,280
Speaker 3: it translated like it translated beautifully on the camera.

521
00:25:53,359 --> 00:25:56,600
Speaker 1: For whatever reason, He's down the perfect combination. It made

522
00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:58,800
Speaker 1: me like I kind of like to talk to people,

523
00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:01,200
Speaker 1: but I really love to drink, which makes me love

524
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:02,520
Speaker 1: to talk about At.

525
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:04,240
Speaker 3: The time I found out was like a feature act.

526
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:06,400
Speaker 3: So I was like that sounds like my ideal life

527
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,320
Speaker 3: where you don't really have to travel down far.

528
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:10,320
Speaker 1: This is it still is.

529
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:13,000
Speaker 4: What a great job it would be to have a

530
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:15,760
Speaker 4: show like that where you just like that dirty job

531
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:19,520
Speaker 4: Skuy where you just talk to someone, you get lit up,

532
00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:23,160
Speaker 4: you get drunk, and then you you know, you make

533
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:24,520
Speaker 4: chairs with him in a factory.

534
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:27,560
Speaker 3: It's like tail sleep during the night.

535
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:33,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, and have a normal job during the day.

536
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:37,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, I wish I had a Dayvatel daytime type show.

537
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:38,080
Speaker 1: Yeah.

538
00:26:38,119 --> 00:26:41,440
Speaker 3: It was yeah decent that gave me a DVD with

539
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:43,080
Speaker 3: his autograph and it is spribble.

540
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:47,400
Speaker 1: But I was like, man hammered, there's really I feel

541
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:51,200
Speaker 1: like there's nothing better. I love watching local television when

542
00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:56,520
Speaker 1: I'm out of town and other places I love, especially Canada.

543
00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:03,320
Speaker 1: Canada has the weirdest best, like the people and the

544
00:27:03,359 --> 00:27:07,360
Speaker 1: tone and the vibe is what. Like we were at

545
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:12,560
Speaker 1: the what was that festival? It was me, Michelle Buteau

546
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:15,520
Speaker 1: and Ria Butcher like hanging out the whole weekend and

547
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:18,800
Speaker 1: it was the Winnipeg the Winnipeg Comedy Festival. Yeah, yeah,

548
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:22,680
Speaker 1: so fun, kind of small, right, So it was like

549
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:25,679
Speaker 1: as opposed to your usual festival where there's like fifty

550
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:26,359
Speaker 1: of your friends.

551
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:32,480
Speaker 3: It was like, when there's like fifty of us, at

552
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:34,880
Speaker 3: this point, I don't I'm just gonna be in my room.

553
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,000
Speaker 3: This is too much of us.

554
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:39,760
Speaker 1: It's too crazy. Yeah, it's too crazy. It's going to

555
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:42,200
Speaker 1: get out of control. But at this one, I yeah,

556
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:44,239
Speaker 1: I definitely would go back to my hotel room and

557
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:46,720
Speaker 1: be like, let's take a look at what's going on

558
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:49,439
Speaker 1: on this local TV because I would record it on

559
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:51,560
Speaker 1: my phone because there was just like there was a

560
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:55,879
Speaker 1: game show where people had to guess what like fake

561
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:59,040
Speaker 1: personalized license plate and figure out what the phrase was.

562
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:01,919
Speaker 1: So literally was a game show of two teams of

563
00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:09,280
Speaker 1: two going narrow nowadays nowadays nowadays near it doubt and

564
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:11,879
Speaker 1: they would do it literally for two minutes. I was like,

565
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:15,320
Speaker 1: how mad? It was amazing.

566
00:28:15,359 --> 00:28:19,640
Speaker 3: Why there's comedians out there that we'll never hear of

567
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:25,760
Speaker 3: because the government gives like the art so much money,

568
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:29,159
Speaker 3: so that like if you I met it, especially live

569
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:32,359
Speaker 3: in Seattle, I met like a lot of Canadian people

570
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:35,719
Speaker 3: that would trickle down illegally and then come back up

571
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:38,560
Speaker 3: or whatever this so I learned how they and they're like, yeah,

572
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:42,960
Speaker 3: I can't really be down here because I'm I've done

573
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:46,720
Speaker 3: this program where I have to do art and the

574
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:49,320
Speaker 3: government gives me money. And I was like, oh, that's

575
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:52,440
Speaker 3: why you turn on your TV and you're like, how

576
00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:55,600
Speaker 3: is this a thing? And You're like, because I'm good

577
00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:57,800
Speaker 3: at paperwork and now I have a TV show.

578
00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:02,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. It didn't have to go through

579
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:06,240
Speaker 1: a series of executives and my sister knows.

580
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:08,560
Speaker 3: How to fill out grand applications and now I have

581
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:09,800
Speaker 3: a primetime TV show.

582
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:13,800
Speaker 1: Canada check it out. It's talk Yes, no, it is.

583
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:14,400
Speaker 1: I love it.

584
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:16,960
Speaker 3: There was Have you ever seen the Miami Local News?

585
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:18,840
Speaker 3: It's art?

586
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:21,760
Speaker 1: It is like watching it lately?

587
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:25,400
Speaker 3: Is I just because I'm like you like any Like

588
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:27,720
Speaker 3: I'm going to turn it on as the two soon

589
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:30,480
Speaker 3: Local News. I love all of it because it is

590
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:34,600
Speaker 3: all it's a mix of like the actual stories and

591
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:37,840
Speaker 3: then you know, like three people were murdered near the

592
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:40,440
Speaker 3: courthouse today, and then you're like, and strawberries are in

593
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:40,880
Speaker 3: the season.

594
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:46,360
Speaker 1: You're like, yes, yes, it gives you, yeah, experience.

595
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:51,120
Speaker 3: In what Miami's right now, Like like Michael bay is

596
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:57,160
Speaker 3: the producer of the Local In saying like Aaron was like,

597
00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:59,160
Speaker 3: is this a sketch? Show, and I was like, man,

598
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:03,040
Speaker 3: I don't think kid is Aaron's my wife. She traveled

599
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:03,640
Speaker 3: to the times.

600
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:06,600
Speaker 4: When I letter, oh, you're on the road with your

601
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:15,560
Speaker 4: wife right now, I just checked because of the heat.

602
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:21,200
Speaker 3: It's also like she's a fancy lady and I'm early

603
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:24,400
Speaker 3: on in our relationship. She said she wanted to do

604
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:26,800
Speaker 3: the road, and I took her on what I considered

605
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:29,040
Speaker 3: the road, and she was like, this is not and

606
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:30,160
Speaker 3: I was like, I didn't thank you.

607
00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:36,400
Speaker 1: It's not for I mean this. There's plenty of female

608
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:42,600
Speaker 1: standup comics who contradict this, but honestly I did. I

609
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:46,240
Speaker 1: did colleges. I've done clubs and colleges all over this country.

610
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:57,240
Speaker 1: When I did colleges, the couple of condos that I

611
00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:58,960
Speaker 1: was in, I was like, I have to get out

612
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:01,640
Speaker 1: of this now. And I was just like a middler.

613
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:03,960
Speaker 1: That was like opening for when Margaret Chow would go

614
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:06,440
Speaker 1: on the road you take me or you. There would

615
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:08,960
Speaker 1: be comics that would like invite you to open for

616
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:11,160
Speaker 1: the or to middle for them, and it would be

617
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:13,440
Speaker 1: like I'd have one week where I'd be like this

618
00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:16,080
Speaker 1: is absolute dog shit and I'm never doing again. Like

619
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,440
Speaker 1: walking down the side of a freeway to get to

620
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:21,000
Speaker 1: the mall that's over there, because you got a car

621
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:24,160
Speaker 1: that type of ship. I was just like it got

622
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:26,440
Speaker 1: old so fast. I was just like, I have to

623
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:28,080
Speaker 1: get a different job immediately.

624
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:33,640
Speaker 4: I know that you're talking about St. Paul Minnesota.

625
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:37,080
Speaker 1: Actually, do you want to guess, because Christy your guest

626
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:37,720
Speaker 1: is Saint Paul.

627
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:43,600
Speaker 3: Lol. Comedy club in San Antonio has a tough get to.

628
00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:46,360
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, that's a good example.

629
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:47,880
Speaker 1: Neither of those two.

630
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:52,000
Speaker 4: The uh what's the other.

631
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:53,080
Speaker 1: Mall club.

632
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:58,960
Speaker 3: Sacramento, it was tough to get to. Yeah, it's but

633
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,120
Speaker 3: it is a weird one to it.

634
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:05,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, you walked down a hallway plastic pasta Claire's Children's

635
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:08,640
Speaker 4: Jewelry and mattress.

636
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:12,440
Speaker 3: This is where we're art wise, this is the most appropriate.

637
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:16,200
Speaker 3: This is where we're It's like mattress store, comedy club,

638
00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:17,000
Speaker 3: that's where we're at.

639
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:21,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's in a strip mall called how About Ardie

640
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:23,600
Speaker 1: because it's at the two. It's at the corner of

641
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:26,240
Speaker 1: how An Arden, So they had to make a little

642
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:29,720
Speaker 1: phrase for it. Oh yeah, that's a sacrament.

643
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:31,640
Speaker 3: Mall.

644
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:34,959
Speaker 1: It's called how about art the how About Arden like

645
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:37,280
Speaker 1: strip mall or whatever. That's where we used to that.

646
00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:39,239
Speaker 1: They had the TGI Fridays where we used to get

647
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:41,560
Speaker 1: drunk on Fridays when we were in college. It would

648
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:44,760
Speaker 1: be like, we're really doing it, just like the name sings, and.

649
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:51,160
Speaker 3: It was Fridays because they gave you liked me sign

650
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:52,520
Speaker 3: my name after every shot.

651
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:53,560
Speaker 1: That is fun.

652
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 3: It was fun.

653
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:59,160
Speaker 4: Yes, they also had a guy fiery uh. A fusion

654
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:06,400
Speaker 4: of text and sushi called tex Wasabi was right across

655
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:11,320
Speaker 4: the street from that. It's closed no reason. Yeah, it

656
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:14,600
Speaker 4: was like a sushi roll with nacho cheese on it.

657
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:17,600
Speaker 4: And of course I ate there because it was walking

658
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:20,480
Speaker 4: distance from the SEC with the punchline there.

659
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:21,360
Speaker 1: I just had to.

660
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:23,120
Speaker 4: I'm like, I guess I'm gonna eat here.

661
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:28,240
Speaker 3: Here's a a sad depression makes a lot of food

662
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:31,520
Speaker 3: decisions on the road. We're just like, I don't know, yeah,

663
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:34,000
Speaker 3: that'll feel good for ten minutes.

664
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:38,600
Speaker 4: Sorry, Karen, did you reveal where you were with your.

665
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:42,800
Speaker 1: Okay? Oh of course I know.

666
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:46,680
Speaker 3: That's another actually amazing room to perform in. Just a

667
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:48,360
Speaker 3: nightmare to get to the best.

668
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:54,400
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, the condo, the I can't I don't think so.

669
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:57,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've never been in a condo. Situation that wasn't scary.

670
00:33:57,680 --> 00:34:00,000
Speaker 4: It's like, please put me in a clean hotel room.

671
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:02,240
Speaker 4: It can be in Nashville, a holiday in.

672
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:07,400
Speaker 3: A townhouse and it's like two stories and it's like

673
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:11,400
Speaker 3: next to people that actually have invested and bought one

674
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:14,719
Speaker 3: two so you can't be like crazy in there. And

675
00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:18,640
Speaker 3: I think texted me like a month ago he's going,

676
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:21,440
Speaker 3: He's like, you could tell they were like they're like,

677
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:23,000
Speaker 3: just stay in the condo. He was like, you could

678
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,920
Speaker 3: tell they were doing that part of negotiating where he

679
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,279
Speaker 3: was like, I don't know to check on this. He

680
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:29,400
Speaker 3: was like, hey, what's the condo situation. I was like,

681
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:32,160
Speaker 3: I will say this. I've stayed there when I wasn't

682
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:34,920
Speaker 3: playing there and he was like, oh, that says that

683
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:37,000
Speaker 3: says a ton. I was yeah, No, it's like a

684
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:40,840
Speaker 3: real place. And the Comedy Works has like a real

685
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:45,480
Speaker 3: place in Denver, both of their places. You're like, it's

686
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:47,840
Speaker 3: one of those places too. We're like this feature action.

687
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:50,319
Speaker 3: Stay here. This is nicer than most of them are

688
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:51,040
Speaker 3: ever going to live.

689
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:51,399
Speaker 1: Too.

690
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:56,919
Speaker 4: Nice there is in multiple condos when that because it's

691
00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:59,200
Speaker 4: not as common anymore that you're in a condo and

692
00:34:59,239 --> 00:35:02,640
Speaker 4: they give you some broken down van to drive to

693
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:06,960
Speaker 4: and from the show, but I recognized it as Brendan

694
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:10,960
Speaker 4: Walsh's handwriting. There was always because I guess he's on

695
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:15,319
Speaker 4: the road so much. He was leaving uh, like mayonnaise

696
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:19,760
Speaker 4: jars in the refrigerator door and on the top he'd

697
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:23,400
Speaker 4: say it would say some come, a lot of com

698
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:28,800
Speaker 4: no come, and so so someone would buy like gross,

699
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:30,719
Speaker 4: and so they'd buy a new mayonnaise jar.

700
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:31,960
Speaker 1: And then the next time.

701
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 4: I think I was in Tulsi, he just kept writing

702
00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:37,560
Speaker 4: how much come was in each so there are seven

703
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:40,640
Speaker 4: of them. Every comic had to buy it because comics

704
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:42,160
Speaker 4: only know how to make sandwiches.

705
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:45,839
Speaker 1: I guess, can we just really quickly talk about what

706
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:53,200
Speaker 1: the why does Brennan Walsh hate the world? So it

707
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:55,319
Speaker 1: feels like he's oh.

708
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:58,319
Speaker 3: You always always forget that part of him where like, yes,

709
00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:00,560
Speaker 3: there is like a tone where I'm like, he is

710
00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:04,600
Speaker 3: just like mad sometimes. And then I was like, oh, yeah,

711
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:07,040
Speaker 3: he is from Philly. That's just like in them because

712
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:08,840
Speaker 3: you have to have it to survive.

713
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:11,600
Speaker 1: There, I'm going, I'm going there.

714
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:14,880
Speaker 4: I just true something there and I'm I'm already nervous

715
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:17,719
Speaker 4: because when you're performing for the audiences in Philly, they

716
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:21,680
Speaker 4: kind of interactions with anyone there. It's great, I've met

717
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:24,200
Speaker 4: terrific people, but an audience there is kind of like

718
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:27,080
Speaker 4: make me laugh, asshole, and they have their arms crossed

719
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:28,560
Speaker 4: and it's so intimidating.

720
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:29,840
Speaker 1: I don't know why.

721
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:33,319
Speaker 4: And there's I've seen bumper stickers there that say like

722
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:37,520
Speaker 4: Philly is funny, and a lot of the like homeless

723
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:39,960
Speaker 4: folks in the area. When you're walking at the club,

724
00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:43,200
Speaker 4: they have jokes. I think there's like a hey, I'm

725
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:46,759
Speaker 4: I'm funny too, element Oh for sure, Philadelphia.

726
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:48,600
Speaker 1: So you have to like be you have to get

727
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:51,880
Speaker 1: come to their level of appreciation, Like I'm not just

728
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:55,200
Speaker 1: going to take You can't just read a Heathcliff comic

729
00:36:55,239 --> 00:36:58,239
Speaker 1: and make me laugh. You got to really bring it. Yeah,

730
00:36:58,320 --> 00:36:59,239
Speaker 1: they're trying to let you know.

731
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:01,239
Speaker 3: I think it's hey, you have to have a sense

732
00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:03,560
Speaker 3: of humor to live in the city, or you will

733
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:06,560
Speaker 3: be the meanest person on the planet. So they're all

734
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:10,000
Speaker 3: kind of like, hey, we're pretty funny because it sucks here.

735
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:14,400
Speaker 3: So because we like. Michelle Balloon's there and she explained

736
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:17,120
Speaker 3: she's like a great way to define the city is

737
00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:23,320
Speaker 3: that people just park wherever they want, and the city

738
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:28,080
Speaker 3: tried to police that and they just kept doing whatever

739
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:31,879
Speaker 3: they wanted. So the police don't even like those park

740
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:33,920
Speaker 3: of the Middle Street in certain places. She was like,

741
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:36,759
Speaker 3: that's Philly where they're bitch about, like you fuck park

742
00:37:37,239 --> 00:37:39,879
Speaker 3: police don't care, Like that's because they tried to care

743
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 3: and you guys didn't care.

744
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:48,720
Speaker 4: Like yeah, it's like it's like like the Philly version

745
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:51,239
Speaker 4: of the illegal fireworks on the Fourth of July in

746
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:51,560
Speaker 4: l A.

747
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:55,080
Speaker 3: That's my favorite. That's another La thing I love is

748
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:58,640
Speaker 3: like just watching and I'll just laugh every time. And

749
00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:00,760
Speaker 3: Anon's always like why do you always life? And because

750
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:03,320
Speaker 3: all of this is illegal, that's.

751
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:09,279
Speaker 1: So they have eighties. People are setting off eighties a

752
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:11,040
Speaker 1: week before the Fourth of July.

753
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:19,120
Speaker 4: Just not only can you hear fireworks within feet of

754
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:23,839
Speaker 4: my windows, I've been woken up by the discharged like

755
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:29,400
Speaker 4: cylinder of a rocket hitting my roof, like actual firework,

756
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:35,680
Speaker 4: like rockets have landed on my roof. Probably still yeah, sure, yes.

757
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:38,399
Speaker 1: There was a real good picture of a palm tree

758
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:41,120
Speaker 1: on fire from this past Fourth of July where people

759
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:43,520
Speaker 1: are just like why are we doing this? Like just

760
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:45,879
Speaker 1: like two palm trees ones on fire. It's just like

761
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:46,759
Speaker 1: fourth of July.

762
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:49,880
Speaker 4: You just described the best like tourist T shirt that

763
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,560
Speaker 4: just says Los Angeles and it's a palm tree, a

764
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:56,080
Speaker 4: single palm tree on fire. I'm going to draw it, yay,

765
00:38:56,840 --> 00:39:00,040
Speaker 4: and then we'll find out what I do with the drawing.

766
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:02,799
Speaker 1: Printed on the shirt. Thirty three thirty three thirty three.

767
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:05,799
Speaker 1: The whole the idea came out of this podcast. Yeah, yeah,

768
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:08,360
Speaker 1: we have hey, and it'll be a big money.

769
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:10,279
Speaker 4: If there's one thing I know about my years and

770
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:13,080
Speaker 4: the T shirt business, the big money is about to

771
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:13,560
Speaker 4: roll in.

772
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:19,120
Speaker 3: That's true. Yeah, someone set off, like the the one

773
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:23,520
Speaker 3: the mortar ones there, they'll set them off during the

774
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:28,520
Speaker 3: day sometimes, and one day I just this man set

775
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 3: it off, and you know, the whole neighborhood was kind

776
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:32,920
Speaker 3: of like god damn it because it scares everybody a little. Yeah,

777
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:35,319
Speaker 3: and this man, yeah, this land. Yeah, it was like

778
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:37,600
Speaker 3: it was literally like two in the afternoon and everybody

779
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:39,080
Speaker 3: was like I was just like eah, I was like

780
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:42,360
Speaker 3: come on man. I was just like pot and my

781
00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:45,799
Speaker 3: little ship and like come on man, And I've heard

782
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:48,479
Speaker 3: this dude just yell out his fucking door, just yell.

783
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:51,839
Speaker 3: He just yelled wait till dark, come on.

784
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:54,239
Speaker 1: I was like, that's the.

785
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:57,360
Speaker 3: Way to handle that. It's like it's just like you

786
00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:00,239
Speaker 3: can't even there's one wait till dark so we' can

787
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:01,880
Speaker 3: say it if it's going to scare us. So it

788
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,160
Speaker 3: was like, that is a good.

789
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:09,240
Speaker 1: Point the daytime ones. Yeah, it's what is this about?

790
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:13,200
Speaker 1: Because you can't pretend it's about what a firework is?

791
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:17,760
Speaker 1: Only four which is the visual? Yeah, which is lighting

792
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:18,440
Speaker 1: up the dark.

793
00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:21,440
Speaker 4: And if you're if it's before eight pm, you're not

794
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:26,440
Speaker 4: lighting it off because you appreciate nurses. You're just being

795
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:30,520
Speaker 4: a dick. I I bet, yeah, I don't. I don't

796
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:34,400
Speaker 4: understand the loud the fireworks thing. I never did, Like

797
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:36,399
Speaker 4: I drove like an old man when I was a kid.

798
00:40:36,719 --> 00:40:39,240
Speaker 4: I never wanted to shoot off firewall.

799
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:40,399
Speaker 3: I still one.

800
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:42,720
Speaker 1: I love. I love him so much.

801
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:47,560
Speaker 3: Homes to Crustal, Tennessee every fourth of July. I take

802
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:51,080
Speaker 3: my son's They know how to shoot, probably earlier than

803
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:54,000
Speaker 3: they should, but they understand how to handle fireworks.

804
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:55,600
Speaker 1: And yeah I don't.

805
00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:58,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm shell shocked from a second life or something.

806
00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:02,359
Speaker 4: And but yeah that was in I like the sparkle man.

807
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 3: I'll just sit and hold a battle rocket. I have

808
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:07,680
Speaker 3: like the sixth sense at this point, and you need

809
00:41:07,719 --> 00:41:09,160
Speaker 3: to throw it them like it's not time, and then

810
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:12,520
Speaker 3: I'll just throw it and hit something like that youth,

811
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:13,280
Speaker 3: my youth.

812
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:17,879
Speaker 1: It's part of the charge of being like, we're not

813
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:22,200
Speaker 1: supposed to be this close to gunpowder and everything else

814
00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:24,680
Speaker 1: that's in there. And when I was a kid, we

815
00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:26,400
Speaker 1: loved it because of course being out in the country,

816
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:28,439
Speaker 1: we would all go down to the creek, our two

817
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:30,760
Speaker 1: families that live next door to each other, so there'd

818
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:33,600
Speaker 1: be like twenty people in the creek that only we

819
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:36,040
Speaker 1: normally played in. And now there's all these adults holding

820
00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:38,759
Speaker 1: there like manhattans, and we're just fucking we can do

821
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:41,520
Speaker 1: anything we want because the water's right there. So we

822
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:45,600
Speaker 1: all all the kids any age, everybody was lighting them.

823
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:48,200
Speaker 1: It's like a piccolo pete like lit in your hand

824
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:50,080
Speaker 1: and then you just knew to put it down. Well,

825
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:53,919
Speaker 1: this past I was just gonna say, this past fourth

826
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:56,799
Speaker 1: of July, it's gets calmed down so much, and we

827
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:59,120
Speaker 1: were all on vacation together like there was. It was

828
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:04,480
Speaker 1: a big uh big group of people on the beach

829
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:08,400
Speaker 1: and we had we started lighting off fireworks and then

830
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:11,360
Speaker 1: there were people with us, kind of near us that

831
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:14,399
Speaker 1: became part of our group because we kind of took

832
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:16,279
Speaker 1: over their whole area. We were just there were so

833
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:18,160
Speaker 1: many of us that were like, sorry, do you want

834
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:19,960
Speaker 1: some beer? We just took over your whole area. And

835
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:26,600
Speaker 1: they're like, that's cool, and we can't fight you. There's

836
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:30,040
Speaker 1: nothing we could do. But at one point, this this

837
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:33,480
Speaker 1: guy got so excited because he was we were giving

838
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:36,239
Speaker 1: them beer and like here whatever, and so then he

839
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:40,120
Speaker 1: ran around and gave everybody what he thought were sparklers,

840
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:42,600
Speaker 1: but they turned out to be punks and the things

841
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:45,440
Speaker 1: that you light fireworks. So we all lit them and

842
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:48,239
Speaker 1: stood there because most people wore ship faced and there

843
00:42:48,239 --> 00:42:50,880
Speaker 1: were people standing there staring at it, staring waiting for

844
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:53,359
Speaker 1: the sparkler to start. And I was like, you guys,

845
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:56,840
Speaker 1: these are punks, these are not He met well, he

846
00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:58,800
Speaker 1: meant well, it was he had all the love in

847
00:42:58,840 --> 00:42:59,200
Speaker 1: his heart.

848
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:03,759
Speaker 4: Somesense I found at home Happy Independence Day.

849
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:09,400
Speaker 3: Our family's ears is more nice. There was a family

850
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:12,640
Speaker 3: across my grandpa's field, one of the fields, and sometimes,

851
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:14,319
Speaker 3: you know, we were friends. They had a pool, so

852
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:16,120
Speaker 3: we would go over there. But during the Fourth of July.

853
00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:19,000
Speaker 3: We would be on my grandpa's deck. They would be

854
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:21,960
Speaker 3: on their patio across the field, and we would shoot

855
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:25,600
Speaker 3: fireworks at each other. We moved all the KALs out

856
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:27,719
Speaker 3: of that field for that day, for sure. You know

857
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:31,839
Speaker 3: that's not then that dude bowed an old cannon at

858
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:34,440
Speaker 3: an antique and then he would stuff it full of

859
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:38,359
Speaker 3: stuff and then shooting shit at us. And it was like,

860
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:42,080
Speaker 3: I mean, look it up still. It makes it was

861
00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:43,879
Speaker 3: like I remember, like two or three years we did

862
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:45,799
Speaker 3: back and forth, and I don't remember what happened. I'm

863
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:48,399
Speaker 3: sure something happened where we had to stop, but I

864
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:51,880
Speaker 3: was a child, so I don't know. Yeah, yeah, that

865
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:54,880
Speaker 3: never I'll never asked about it, but it is. I

866
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:57,760
Speaker 3: just remember that he would shoot a cannon and everybody

867
00:43:57,760 --> 00:43:59,680
Speaker 3: was like yeah. And I remember being as a kid

868
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:03,560
Speaker 3: being like, I don't know if this is a great idea.

869
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:07,000
Speaker 4: I almost want to change my stance. I like a projectile.

870
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:09,600
Speaker 4: I like a rocket. I like the bottle rockets go

871
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:12,720
Speaker 4: in the water and there's somehow waterproof like the Wicks

872
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:13,799
Speaker 4: days lit.

873
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:15,640
Speaker 1: Have you done that where you can let them go?

874
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:22,200
Speaker 4: But I just don't like loud, sudden fire cracker like

875
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:24,359
Speaker 4: like M. E. D's, I don't get that shit at all.

876
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:26,960
Speaker 1: And also not on the day like on for the

877
00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:30,200
Speaker 1: July you wouldn't you'd expect it or not hate it.

878
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:33,680
Speaker 4: But I can tell you, Karen that in the golf

879
00:44:33,719 --> 00:44:37,200
Speaker 4: tournament I did in Montana that the team I was with,

880
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:42,320
Speaker 4: they were these barbecue guys and they got incredibly drunk.

881
00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:45,040
Speaker 4: One of them shot a handgun while we were into

882
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:49,160
Speaker 4: the air because I sunk a putt. Another one shot

883
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:52,680
Speaker 4: with bottle rocket went off behind my legs. They started

884
00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:56,880
Speaker 4: driving balls at these geese. That's where I was like, guys,

885
00:44:56,920 --> 00:45:00,600
Speaker 4: don't get the peace. There's no reason. They're like, oh yeah,

886
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:03,760
Speaker 4: we we just eat animals are for eating. We didn't, okay,

887
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:04,360
Speaker 4: we won't.

888
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:07,000
Speaker 1: Kill the geese, but they were. I had so much

889
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:07,680
Speaker 1: fun with them.

890
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:10,520
Speaker 4: What I just described sounds like a nightmare, like I

891
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:11,719
Speaker 4: was being held hostage.

892
00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:12,280
Speaker 1: Depends.

893
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:15,520
Speaker 4: I have never last so much. I have done and

894
00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:19,640
Speaker 4: we ye and we would have we would have won

895
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:22,800
Speaker 4: if they were giving out moonshine at h tea box.

896
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:24,879
Speaker 4: They got so drunk at the end they couldn't even

897
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:28,239
Speaker 4: stand up until then. But we got fifth place. We

898
00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:31,200
Speaker 4: did okay, But these guys. They were insane. And I

899
00:45:31,239 --> 00:45:34,440
Speaker 4: haven't been around a bunch of unpredictable, crazy mountain men

900
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:35,000
Speaker 4: in a while.

901
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:36,520
Speaker 1: And I do have.

902
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:39,400
Speaker 4: To say the fireworks wear a delight. So I anyway,

903
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:41,400
Speaker 4: long story short, I have to change my answer.

904
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:45,320
Speaker 1: Well, it's context, Chris. It's what you're saying is it's context.

905
00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:50,719
Speaker 1: So if you're sleeping less, no, I hate you're drunk golfing, yes,

906
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:53,440
Speaker 1: with some with some mountain men fire say.

907
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:55,440
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say this, and I say this to my

908
00:45:56,239 --> 00:45:59,800
Speaker 3: uh twelve year old a lot who's entering seventh grade.

909
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:04,080
Speaker 3: Is he you know, he tries to say stuff and

910
00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:07,000
Speaker 3: like shock me and do all that, and he knows

911
00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:09,960
Speaker 3: that I'm a comedian and you know and all that. Yeah,

912
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:13,200
Speaker 3: but I don't get shocked a lot. I'll just be like, yo,

913
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:15,759
Speaker 3: there's a you need to watch say and stuff like that,

914
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:20,000
Speaker 3: or you need to watch memes like that to certain people,

915
00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:23,040
Speaker 3: because I was like, there's a time in a place

916
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:27,000
Speaker 3: for everything. It was like, especially when he's just first

917
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:29,440
Speaker 3: started cursing in front of me, like in fourth or

918
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:31,399
Speaker 3: fifth grade, just to see and I just I would

919
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:34,480
Speaker 3: just be like, all right, man, watch who you're doing

920
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:37,400
Speaker 3: that in front of like I don't care, or or

921
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:40,439
Speaker 3: when how was like, but you know, also watch when

922
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:43,040
Speaker 3: you're using that around me and how you're using that,

923
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:45,200
Speaker 3: and then if you do it around your grandma, she's

924
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:47,000
Speaker 3: gonna hit you. So I'm just gonna tell you that.

925
00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:50,520
Speaker 3: And there's no there's no repercussions for her hitting someone.

926
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:52,799
Speaker 3: That's just if she decides to hit someone. It's like

927
00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:55,680
Speaker 3: God hitting someone. And he was just kind of like, oh, okay,

928
00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:59,759
Speaker 3: there's no police come or anything like that. It's like no,

929
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:02,239
Speaker 3: if the police going right, well, we'll hold you and

930
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:05,640
Speaker 3: let her hit you again. That's how that worked. You

931
00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:09,359
Speaker 3: see his little brain yet what oh yeah, the world's not.

932
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:12,680
Speaker 1: What you think. Yeah, yeah, exactly, there's no it's not

933
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:15,759
Speaker 1: hard and fast rules. That's such a good lesson to

934
00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:19,480
Speaker 1: teach it, which is yeah, you can like because I

935
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:23,520
Speaker 1: I remember when I started, I would always try to

936
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:26,600
Speaker 1: make my dad laugh, and I started to realize it

937
00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:30,080
Speaker 1: was contextual. So if I whispered a certain thing in church,

938
00:47:30,239 --> 00:47:34,040
Speaker 1: he would start laughing. He couldn't and or you know whatever.

939
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:37,200
Speaker 1: It was always that thing where that realization of like

940
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:39,440
Speaker 1: but if if my mom was standing there, he goes

941
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:43,719
Speaker 1: like yeah, cut off the whole thing where I'd be like, what,

942
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:46,400
Speaker 1: we had this great thing going or whatever. And that's

943
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:49,280
Speaker 1: how I learned that lesson. Yeah, it wasn't explicit.

944
00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:53,200
Speaker 4: Dads give you early lessons in how audiences are yes

945
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:56,840
Speaker 4: and yeah, yes.

946
00:47:57,120 --> 00:48:01,799
Speaker 3: Yes, and then there's a lot of like this, especially

947
00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:06,120
Speaker 3: like but women sometimes they'll laugh at stuff. Within the

948
00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:08,040
Speaker 3: next day they will not laugh at that, and I

949
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:11,319
Speaker 3: think that's a hard ding for children to understand. They're like,

950
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:15,480
Speaker 3: what happened right, A happened between yesterday and today that

951
00:48:15,520 --> 00:48:20,840
Speaker 3: you're not aware of. Yeah, yeah, and I'm not gonna

952
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:21,920
Speaker 3: is what you need to do.

953
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:26,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is one of those context lessons that you're

954
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:26,920
Speaker 1: really going to.

955
00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:29,520
Speaker 3: Need to be a seventh sense that you develop for

956
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:30,560
Speaker 3: you don't develop.

957
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:34,560
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, And I guess I'm that way too, because

958
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:36,880
Speaker 4: ninety percent of the time I do not want a

959
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:39,600
Speaker 4: bottle rocket shot at my leg and for it to

960
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:41,920
Speaker 4: go off behind my knee. But on this day it

961
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:45,480
Speaker 4: made me giggle and I thought I hugged these guys

962
00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:46,600
Speaker 4: three different times.

963
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:50,719
Speaker 1: I had the best time a gun and someone they

964
00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:51,680
Speaker 1: shot a gun in the air.

965
00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:56,080
Speaker 3: Course I'd be like, hey, motherfucker.

966
00:48:56,160 --> 00:48:58,759
Speaker 4: No, I was just like Oh, you guys are so

967
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:02,200
Speaker 4: crazy that I'm scared. You know, when you're nervous laughing

968
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:04,840
Speaker 4: or you think you're going to die, so you start laughing, carrying,

969
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:06,080
Speaker 4: you laugh when you're about.

970
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:06,920
Speaker 1: To That's that's all I do.

971
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:10,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, this was I think I'm gonna die laugh

972
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:12,480
Speaker 4: like a defense mechanism.

973
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:14,239
Speaker 3: Prison. Well, then you get worried. You're like, oh, do

974
00:49:14,239 --> 00:49:16,759
Speaker 3: you know the sheriff for some shit man? Like I don't,

975
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:18,960
Speaker 3: How do you? Why are you so cool?

976
00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:23,720
Speaker 1: You get away with this? Yeah? You think my judgment

977
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:26,719
Speaker 1: about the guy that had the handgun because of the

978
00:49:26,719 --> 00:49:29,680
Speaker 1: combination of things. That's a guy who doesn't normally deal

979
00:49:29,719 --> 00:49:32,360
Speaker 1: with guns at all, who's having his own kind of weekend.

980
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:35,640
Speaker 1: Don't you think a guy that's like it, Because usually

981
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:38,200
Speaker 1: the kind of people who bring handguns with them everywhere

982
00:49:38,239 --> 00:49:41,319
Speaker 1: are all about like it's all about how you do

983
00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:44,880
Speaker 1: it and what you do and what regulation.

984
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:47,840
Speaker 3: There is that guy, Okay, Well, then there is the

985
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:50,800
Speaker 3: guy that has a gun with him at all times

986
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:52,759
Speaker 3: and you never know it and you're like, how did

987
00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:54,239
Speaker 3: you get a gun in here?

988
00:49:55,719 --> 00:49:56,120
Speaker 4: Yeah?

989
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:58,400
Speaker 3: And he is very good with the gun, but in

990
00:49:58,440 --> 00:50:01,080
Speaker 3: a sloppy way that everyone house is like, I don't

991
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:03,839
Speaker 3: like it when he has the gun, but he is

992
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:06,640
Speaker 3: the guy that after Simonshine is like, hey check this out,

993
00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:08,960
Speaker 3: man man may am in and it puts it back.

994
00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:11,120
Speaker 3: You've had a gun, He's like, I've had a gun

995
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:12,680
Speaker 3: on me since I was eleven years old.

996
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:14,239
Speaker 1: Night I was.

997
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:18,239
Speaker 4: I was warned the day before that the guys I

998
00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:20,879
Speaker 4: was golfing with in this tournament would shoot a gun.

999
00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:24,160
Speaker 4: I was told they would. I think that they with them.

1000
00:50:24,239 --> 00:50:27,520
Speaker 4: It was, Hey, this guy's coming from Los Angeles. He's

1001
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:31,480
Speaker 4: a comedian. Let's show him a fun time, I guess,

1002
00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:35,239
Speaker 4: or scare him. But I I just jumped right on

1003
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:37,760
Speaker 4: board because there are parts of me that are that way.

1004
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,360
Speaker 4: But all the others, celebrity, all the other people in

1005
00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:43,880
Speaker 4: this golf tournament were NFL old football players.

1006
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:47,560
Speaker 3: They that's a different lifestyle.

1007
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:50,560
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1008
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:53,760
Speaker 4: I was the only beta male in this whole tournament.

1009
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:57,799
Speaker 4: I think like I was the only not tough x

1010
00:50:57,920 --> 00:51:01,560
Speaker 4: NFL football player. It was all football players and three comedians,

1011
00:51:02,239 --> 00:51:04,080
Speaker 4: and I had so much fun and I had to

1012
00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:06,600
Speaker 4: do stand up for them all. It was the best

1013
00:51:07,239 --> 00:51:09,359
Speaker 4: ally before or.

1014
00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:11,360
Speaker 1: After you're just giving us pieces.

1015
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:13,480
Speaker 4: Of this and before yeah, before.

1016
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:15,840
Speaker 1: Stand up before and then a round of golf the

1017
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:16,520
Speaker 1: next day.

1018
00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:18,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's even better because then they're like, how you

1019
00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:20,920
Speaker 3: funny man in the shooting at Yeah that is there,

1020
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:27,000
Speaker 3: yeah yeah yeah, yeah he talks out. That is great.

1021
00:51:27,239 --> 00:51:29,280
Speaker 1: Yeah that is That's a good I had.

1022
00:51:29,160 --> 00:51:33,200
Speaker 3: The opposite where when I went from the Cannabis podcast

1023
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:35,320
Speaker 3: I have called grown Local. Do you see that drop?

1024
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:38,680
Speaker 1: Thanks real smooth.

1025
00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:41,279
Speaker 3: Almost twenty years in, I'm getting all right at it.

1026
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:44,640
Speaker 3: I still feel a little sick when I do it.

1027
00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:47,719
Speaker 1: Thanks mom.

1028
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:52,840
Speaker 3: But uh, we went to the Humboldt County and like

1029
00:51:53,920 --> 00:51:56,319
Speaker 3: at first we didn't really know and then they kind

1030
00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:58,920
Speaker 3: of really let us in, but it was like they

1031
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:01,560
Speaker 3: kept trying to, like, I guess because they thought I

1032
00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:04,880
Speaker 3: was from LA and my partner's like my coast as

1033
00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:07,600
Speaker 3: a grower in Eugene, so they had no problem with him,

1034
00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:09,520
Speaker 3: but they were just like kind of weird, like I

1035
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:11,839
Speaker 3: don't know if y'all have tricks and stuff to get

1036
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:13,680
Speaker 3: up here and all, and then like we just like

1037
00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:15,880
Speaker 3: drove up through their gates and stuff and that, oh

1038
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:18,000
Speaker 3: you guys are And I was like, this isn't that bad,

1039
00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:21,759
Speaker 3: you guys, This isn't really nice. Isn't. It was like

1040
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:24,440
Speaker 3: this is and they're like, oh, you're not like from

1041
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:26,959
Speaker 3: La and I was like, oh no, and I don't

1042
00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:30,320
Speaker 3: fred In right now either down there. So it's like

1043
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:32,759
Speaker 3: that's when they really opened up. When they're like, oh,

1044
00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:33,800
Speaker 3: you're like a heel valley.

1045
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:38,040
Speaker 1: I'm like kind of yes, yeah, yeah, you can't say that.

1046
00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:43,000
Speaker 4: Yeah that's my cold. Yeah that's what happened with my

1047
00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:43,680
Speaker 4: golf team.

1048
00:52:43,719 --> 00:52:43,919
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1049
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:46,840
Speaker 4: They they found out I was from the next town

1050
00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:50,160
Speaker 4: over and they're like, oh, well, none of thatssary.

1051
00:52:50,239 --> 00:52:57,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like it anyway, do it all, do it

1052
00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:57,520
Speaker 1: all over?

1053
00:52:57,800 --> 00:52:59,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, well then they show you more. Then we can

1054
00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:03,319
Speaker 3: pull out this stuff and hey, that is I.

1055
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:06,759
Speaker 1: Have a taser. Why that's weird.

1056
00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:12,440
Speaker 4: I looked at your website because I I was just

1057
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:15,160
Speaker 4: led there today. It was uh, but you're doing like

1058
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:17,360
Speaker 4: a weed church in Denver?

1059
00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:21,959
Speaker 3: Oh mine, I was, man, I forget I had yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,

1060
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:25,479
Speaker 3: didn't care about it.

1061
00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:28,719
Speaker 1: Oh finally we can talk about.

1062
00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:34,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm doing a special in two weeks. It's at

1063
00:53:34,239 --> 00:53:37,000
Speaker 3: the International Church of Cannabis.

1064
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:42,080
Speaker 4: There we go International Church. There is a there's a problem.

1065
00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:45,359
Speaker 4: I'm I'm doing a show that night in Denver. Also,

1066
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:49,600
Speaker 4: if you're listening right now, you gotta go see Billy

1067
00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:51,960
Speaker 4: instead of me. Don't go to my show. His is

1068
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:53,560
Speaker 4: an important album tape.

1069
00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:56,000
Speaker 1: Wait, yeah, here's You're a special.

1070
00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:58,560
Speaker 3: There's two shows, so you can go to Chris's and mine.

1071
00:53:58,840 --> 00:53:59,759
Speaker 3: See that.

1072
00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:03,240
Speaker 1: Heads up Denver.

1073
00:54:03,719 --> 00:54:07,480
Speaker 4: Oh wow, okay, well I'll see you there is my point.

1074
00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:09,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, come hang, I can't.

1075
00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:12,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll shoot a gun off during the show.

1076
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:15,520
Speaker 3: I wish that would be fucking great because we're doing two.

1077
00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:19,839
Speaker 1: Sets, so like, you know, congratulations.

1078
00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:23,160
Speaker 3: It should be cool. I've got a really talented director

1079
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:27,120
Speaker 3: who's done a bunch of heat. He got to start editing.

1080
00:54:27,160 --> 00:54:31,719
Speaker 3: He did American movie and a couple other things where

1081
00:54:31,719 --> 00:54:34,120
Speaker 3: I was like, holy shit. And then he saw a

1082
00:54:34,239 --> 00:54:37,680
Speaker 3: set idea and was like, hey, would you ever want

1083
00:54:37,719 --> 00:54:39,640
Speaker 3: to work with me? And I was like, yeah, man,

1084
00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:41,919
Speaker 3: you're really talented that we don't get approached by those

1085
00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:42,640
Speaker 3: people a lot.

1086
00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:46,480
Speaker 4: What's the American movie about the guys that made that

1087
00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:49,560
Speaker 4: horror film coat not what was it called coven? Coven?

1088
00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:53,400
Speaker 3: Yeah? Not the guys from Minnesota or Wisconsin. Chris Smith

1089
00:54:53,480 --> 00:54:54,120
Speaker 3: was a dress.

1090
00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:57,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's a hilarious movie.

1091
00:54:57,080 --> 00:55:00,320
Speaker 3: This guy, he was the editor him and Smith edited together.

1092
00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:03,759
Speaker 3: Cool and then yeah, now he's a director and he

1093
00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:05,720
Speaker 3: was like. I was like, well, I have this weird

1094
00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:08,480
Speaker 3: idea for to do the special in this spot and

1095
00:55:08,520 --> 00:55:10,480
Speaker 3: he was like yeah. His eyes lit up and I

1096
00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:14,520
Speaker 3: was like, listen, there's no money involved in stand up

1097
00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:17,839
Speaker 3: because he like drinks, commercials and ships, so he's got

1098
00:55:17,840 --> 00:55:19,800
Speaker 3: like money. And he was like, oh, this is cool.

1099
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:22,120
Speaker 3: I want to you know, whatever they want to, we'll

1100
00:55:22,120 --> 00:55:23,640
Speaker 3: work it out. I just want to do something cool.

1101
00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:26,000
Speaker 3: And I was like, I'm going to take advantage of

1102
00:55:26,040 --> 00:55:29,000
Speaker 3: this then, because this is like a genius and I

1103
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:30,200
Speaker 3: don't think you know what you're doing.

1104
00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:35,759
Speaker 1: What's the spot? What's special about the International Church?

1105
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:38,200
Speaker 3: It's a church, it's cannabis.

1106
00:55:38,200 --> 00:55:40,000
Speaker 1: I think it's cannabis.

1107
00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:45,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, using cannabis because of the stigma of pot in marijuana. Yeah,

1108
00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:48,200
Speaker 3: it is uh. It just looks like a normal church

1109
00:55:48,239 --> 00:55:50,240
Speaker 3: on the outside and then you go on the inside.

1110
00:55:50,239 --> 00:55:55,359
Speaker 3: And they hired this I think Spanish artist. I think

1111
00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:58,560
Speaker 3: he's from Spain to do the inside and it is.

1112
00:55:58,880 --> 00:56:01,160
Speaker 4: Oh like Goudy, like Goya Goudy.

1113
00:56:01,239 --> 00:56:04,880
Speaker 3: Watch guys forget his name. As soon as I said, like,

1114
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:08,640
Speaker 3: you don't deserve to be around him the way you

1115
00:56:08,719 --> 00:56:09,440
Speaker 3: must announced that.

1116
00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:13,239
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, in Spain all the cathedrals, or when I

1117
00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:15,920
Speaker 4: went to play in my Orka, it was all I

1118
00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:16,640
Speaker 4: think goudy.

1119
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:18,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you're right. I don't know if this

1120
00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:21,240
Speaker 1: is a but someone that does that, he's.

1121
00:56:21,120 --> 00:56:25,200
Speaker 3: A contemporary artist. They do the modern artist. He just

1122
00:56:25,480 --> 00:56:27,680
Speaker 3: follow him on Instagram. He just did like the Lighthouse

1123
00:56:27,719 --> 00:56:31,560
Speaker 3: somewhere in Europe, and it's that's I did a set

1124
00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:34,719
Speaker 3: there five years ago and like four to twenty, you know,

1125
00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:36,520
Speaker 3: one of those you know, they were doing a thing

1126
00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:39,760
Speaker 3: and I just remember walking in and like, oh man,

1127
00:56:39,960 --> 00:56:44,239
Speaker 3: I could I could do something fun in here visually? Yeah,

1128
00:56:44,239 --> 00:56:48,359
Speaker 3: and then fast forwards six years, you know. That's how.

1129
00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:51,480
Speaker 4: And it's only called a church because it used to

1130
00:56:51,520 --> 00:56:53,120
Speaker 4: be a church or is it a religion?

1131
00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:55,920
Speaker 3: It is a I can't. They have fire filed the

1132
00:56:55,920 --> 00:56:59,840
Speaker 3: correct paperwork and they're referred to themselves as the Elevation,

1133
00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:04,000
Speaker 3: So it is a practicing church that you can wow.

1134
00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:06,400
Speaker 4: So you're doing like a cult comedy.

1135
00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:10,960
Speaker 5: I don't have. I don't want a cult. I just

1136
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:15,960
Speaker 5: want people to pay me money. Yeah, uh, to talk

1137
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:17,880
Speaker 5: about traumatic events that happened to me.

1138
00:57:18,320 --> 00:57:21,920
Speaker 4: Well, Denver is the only place or the first place

1139
00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:25,760
Speaker 4: where I in the audience I openly saw people ripping

1140
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:28,840
Speaker 4: off full sized bongs in the audience, like.

1141
00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:31,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, like just bong reps.

1142
00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:34,080
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, so you let All it means is

1143
00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:36,840
Speaker 4: they laugh at jokes. A second or two.

1144
00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:39,440
Speaker 3: Late, man, I did a show it's not at a

1145
00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:42,200
Speaker 3: label place. It's not open anymore. And I knew it

1146
00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:44,800
Speaker 3: wasn't because the guy who owned it had bunch of

1147
00:57:44,840 --> 00:57:47,400
Speaker 3: neck tattoos and he said he figured out a loophole

1148
00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:50,680
Speaker 3: in the law. And I was like, you're you're tattoos.

1149
00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:53,400
Speaker 3: Let me know you didn't. Just let me know that

1150
00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:55,160
Speaker 3: you're courageous. More than anything.

1151
00:57:56,040 --> 00:57:58,480
Speaker 1: It was an art grant from Canada.

1152
00:57:58,920 --> 00:58:02,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it was a thing in Colorado. And what

1153
00:58:02,040 --> 00:58:04,720
Speaker 3: would happen was it would be that thing where they

1154
00:58:04,760 --> 00:58:07,640
Speaker 3: were hitting the dab so you do the joke. It

1155
00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:10,840
Speaker 3: would take an extra beat for them to laugh then

1156
00:58:11,080 --> 00:58:16,040
Speaker 3: because they were all so used to hit their like daboholics.

1157
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:21,000
Speaker 3: Then after they laughed, they would have to cough after that,

1158
00:58:21,240 --> 00:58:23,880
Speaker 3: so there'd be another bead or two after the laugh

1159
00:58:23,920 --> 00:58:27,560
Speaker 3: where I was like, Okay, this is a different type

1160
00:58:27,560 --> 00:58:29,480
Speaker 3: of show. And the whole time I'm figuring out, like

1161
00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:32,640
Speaker 3: where do I go when the cops just come in?

1162
00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:36,920
Speaker 3: Because they paid me in a stack of cash before

1163
00:58:37,040 --> 00:58:41,000
Speaker 3: the show. Yes, the way, all motivation I had here

1164
00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:44,120
Speaker 3: that I had at my packet. I was just gonna

1165
00:58:44,160 --> 00:58:47,160
Speaker 3: sneak out the back door. But they pay me a

1166
00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:49,000
Speaker 3: lot fives.

1167
00:58:49,320 --> 00:58:50,920
Speaker 1: That's amazing.

1168
00:58:51,440 --> 00:58:53,200
Speaker 3: It was, I mean it was a good I mean

1169
00:58:53,240 --> 00:58:56,040
Speaker 3: it was, you know, over one thousand something dollars for

1170
00:58:56,280 --> 00:58:59,240
Speaker 3: what I did. Was way you know, I'm sure as

1171
00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:02,840
Speaker 3: far as I'm illegal, it was like all in fives. Well, yeah,

1172
00:59:02,920 --> 00:59:03,600
Speaker 3: you guys.

1173
00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:03,840
Speaker 1: This is.

1174
00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:08,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's Clevi Corpus Christy.

1175
00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:08,640
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1176
00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:10,560
Speaker 4: I mentioned this before, but that at the end of

1177
00:59:10,600 --> 00:59:12,920
Speaker 4: my show, they said, we don't have enough money right now,

1178
00:59:12,960 --> 00:59:14,960
Speaker 4: but we will give you this gun and you can

1179
00:59:15,040 --> 00:59:17,440
Speaker 4: sell it. And it was like a chrome, shiny gun

1180
00:59:17,960 --> 00:59:21,560
Speaker 4: in a feltline, fancy wooden case. And I was like,

1181
00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:24,720
Speaker 4: I don't want to have that though, because I feel

1182
00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:28,280
Speaker 4: like that's illegal. In retrospect, I'm like, yeah, take the

1183
00:59:28,320 --> 00:59:30,200
Speaker 4: gun and sell it at a pawn shop.

1184
00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:33,360
Speaker 1: I probably keep the gun. It's probably worth Why don't

1185
00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:37,960
Speaker 1: they go fucking sell the gun. You're looped into some weird.

1186
00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:41,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, I know, I don't want to usually

1187
00:59:42,480 --> 00:59:44,000
Speaker 4: because they can't move it.

1188
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:46,720
Speaker 3: It's like it's like when they used to try to

1189
00:59:46,760 --> 00:59:50,960
Speaker 3: play Dudes and Cocaine. Yeah, and they and you're like,

1190
00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:53,760
Speaker 3: it's because you you would have sold it, if you

1191
00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:56,960
Speaker 3: could sell it, They tell you work man, it's.

1192
00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:58,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm not kidding.

1193
00:59:58,800 --> 01:00:02,200
Speaker 4: The green room there a it was they had a

1194
01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:06,160
Speaker 4: Scarface framed poster and on the TV was the movie

1195
01:00:06,200 --> 01:00:09,480
Speaker 4: Scarface playing. And then in the end, of course, they

1196
01:00:09,520 --> 01:00:11,080
Speaker 4: tried to pay me with a gun. I think it

1197
01:00:11,120 --> 01:00:14,400
Speaker 4: was a last minute fixed Karen. I think they're like, oh,

1198
01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:18,880
Speaker 4: we just realized so and so took our money. Instead

1199
01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:20,640
Speaker 4: of killing him with this gun, let's give the gun

1200
01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:22,600
Speaker 4: to the comedian and then we'll just beat him up

1201
01:00:22,600 --> 01:00:23,560
Speaker 4: with our hands later.

1202
01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:27,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, really like we'll implicate him in some crime. Yeah,

1203
01:00:27,600 --> 01:00:29,800
Speaker 1: like there everything about that. It is just like, I

1204
01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:32,040
Speaker 1: know how but you sell the gun and you came

1205
01:00:32,160 --> 01:00:34,760
Speaker 1: back with the with all the cash you would have.

1206
01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:37,280
Speaker 4: You would be proud to know how quickly I turned

1207
01:00:37,280 --> 01:00:39,400
Speaker 4: the gun down. It was like, oh no, no, no, no,

1208
01:00:39,680 --> 01:00:41,720
Speaker 4: I'd rather just not get it.

1209
01:00:41,800 --> 01:00:43,000
Speaker 1: There was a guy.

1210
01:00:43,120 --> 01:00:45,320
Speaker 3: There was a guy, and I'm not going to say, well,

1211
01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:48,400
Speaker 3: he's not there anymore. But uh he would pay you

1212
01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:52,560
Speaker 3: your check. And then he was a legal gun salesman,

1213
01:00:52,640 --> 01:00:57,560
Speaker 3: like he had his and he where is Kansas? If

1214
01:00:57,600 --> 01:01:01,280
Speaker 3: you can which city?

1215
01:01:01,560 --> 01:01:06,960
Speaker 1: The city in Kansas? It's in the middle, is it

1216
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:13,360
Speaker 1: of the word Kansas? And the man okay, okay, it's.

1217
01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:17,400
Speaker 3: It's the literal middle of America, the literal mid continent.

1218
01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:20,640
Speaker 3: It's just Wichita. I'll just say it's the weirdest, sure,

1219
01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:24,000
Speaker 3: weirdest town in America. But the guy he would pay you,

1220
01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:26,480
Speaker 3: he's so fun like a true character, like one of

1221
01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:29,000
Speaker 3: those dudes like, man, you're awful, but I've never met

1222
01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:33,560
Speaker 3: anyone like you, and I can't. And he uh yeah.

1223
01:01:33,640 --> 01:01:36,840
Speaker 3: Every single time he would talk up some gun he

1224
01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:40,040
Speaker 3: had and stop the whole week, and I like talking

1225
01:01:40,040 --> 01:01:42,400
Speaker 3: about guns, you know, I'm like, they're neat whatever. And

1226
01:01:42,440 --> 01:01:44,840
Speaker 3: then sure enough every time he'd hand me my check,

1227
01:01:45,120 --> 01:01:46,600
Speaker 3: and then he'd pull out the gun and be like,

1228
01:01:46,640 --> 01:01:50,040
Speaker 3: this is you know, you give me five hundred that back,

1229
01:01:50,080 --> 01:01:54,400
Speaker 3: I'll give you his gun kind of thing, like I can't, oh, Winard. Yeah,

1230
01:01:56,240 --> 01:01:59,000
Speaker 3: But I think because I talked about guns with him

1231
01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:02,840
Speaker 3: most people and he thought I'm asto. Some bitch of gun.

1232
01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:05,640
Speaker 3: I'll get his money rushing back and I can't go

1233
01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:08,880
Speaker 3: back to Seattle with the fucking rifle. What is wrong

1234
01:02:08,920 --> 01:02:09,640
Speaker 3: with you? Yeah?

1235
01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:15,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah on an airplane? Yeah, what the rifle. It's

1236
01:02:15,560 --> 01:02:20,200
Speaker 1: such a fascinating like subculture in the stand up comedy

1237
01:02:20,240 --> 01:02:25,480
Speaker 1: world of like the gun trade. Yeah, gun show loopholes.

1238
01:02:25,520 --> 01:02:27,240
Speaker 4: I don't know if they're trying to sell it. But

1239
01:02:27,320 --> 01:02:29,880
Speaker 4: one time I went bungee jumping and trucky and at

1240
01:02:29,920 --> 01:02:32,320
Speaker 4: the end, which is already illegal, they had they had

1241
01:02:32,360 --> 01:02:35,160
Speaker 4: scopes to see if a train was coming, and we

1242
01:02:35,240 --> 01:02:37,640
Speaker 4: had to gather all the bungeee whatever we did.

1243
01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:38,120
Speaker 1: Our jumps in.

1244
01:02:38,200 --> 01:02:40,680
Speaker 4: At the end, they're like, anyone want to shoot an uzzi?

1245
01:02:41,360 --> 01:02:44,360
Speaker 4: They had an uzzy like from a movie and they

1246
01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:47,800
Speaker 4: were shooting it against a stone wall, which just made

1247
01:02:47,840 --> 01:02:49,960
Speaker 4: me think it was gonna ricochet like in Legends of

1248
01:02:50,040 --> 01:02:51,200
Speaker 4: the Fall, and he.

1249
01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:52,000
Speaker 1: Hid one of us.

1250
01:02:52,040 --> 01:02:54,880
Speaker 4: But I'm like why, Yeah, what a weird ending to

1251
01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:57,200
Speaker 4: a bungee jumping experience.

1252
01:02:57,280 --> 01:02:58,680
Speaker 1: There was families.

1253
01:02:58,200 --> 01:03:02,480
Speaker 3: There, well, I mean that is was like the adrenaline cherry.

1254
01:03:02,760 --> 01:03:06,000
Speaker 3: If you're if you're if you're legally bungee jump and

1255
01:03:06,040 --> 01:03:07,919
Speaker 3: you're like you know why we'll top to stay off

1256
01:03:08,200 --> 01:03:11,760
Speaker 3: shooting a newsy Yeah. Yeah. When you put it together,

1257
01:03:11,840 --> 01:03:15,720
Speaker 3: you're like, kind of makes sense. Yeah yeah.

1258
01:03:15,880 --> 01:03:18,160
Speaker 4: I think I was the only one triggered by it,

1259
01:03:18,240 --> 01:03:20,320
Speaker 4: and I did not mean to make that pun.

1260
01:03:20,520 --> 01:03:23,040
Speaker 1: If you signed up for bungee jumping at a thing

1261
01:03:23,120 --> 01:03:27,080
Speaker 1: called bachelor party events, then it makes perfect sense.

1262
01:03:27,280 --> 01:03:27,480
Speaker 3: It was.

1263
01:03:28,400 --> 01:03:31,200
Speaker 4: They were called as seen on MTV. I think that

1264
01:03:31,320 --> 01:03:33,560
Speaker 4: was their title, Different.

1265
01:03:33,280 --> 01:03:37,400
Speaker 1: Ways to Kill Yourself, Dot go sign up. Are you

1266
01:03:37,400 --> 01:03:39,960
Speaker 1: guys excited about the new Jackass movie that's coming out?

1267
01:03:40,480 --> 01:03:45,000
Speaker 1: Just totally? And I know you are, Karen. I Something

1268
01:03:45,040 --> 01:03:49,160
Speaker 1: about that trailer got me good because there was a

1269
01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:52,840
Speaker 1: time where I did cry because there was a time where,

1270
01:03:53,560 --> 01:03:57,240
Speaker 1: of course I love Jackass, but then Wild Boys was

1271
01:03:57,280 --> 01:04:01,360
Speaker 1: the show. It was Crisponscious and Stevo, and it was

1272
01:04:01,520 --> 01:04:03,680
Speaker 1: just another version of it. But like they go went

1273
01:04:03,680 --> 01:04:06,560
Speaker 1: all over the world and I used to my TV

1274
01:04:06,760 --> 01:04:09,120
Speaker 1: only got that channel. It was one of those hard

1275
01:04:09,200 --> 01:04:12,600
Speaker 1: times stories where I was like studio apartment smelled like

1276
01:04:12,800 --> 01:04:15,840
Speaker 1: a kitty litter box. I didn't, you know, Like it

1277
01:04:15,920 --> 01:04:18,400
Speaker 1: was that kind of thing where you'd look for little

1278
01:04:18,440 --> 01:04:26,520
Speaker 1: pieces of pot on the carpet near where this was

1279
01:04:26,560 --> 01:04:29,160
Speaker 1: a serious down and that show would come on and

1280
01:04:29,280 --> 01:04:31,760
Speaker 1: I would cry laughing, like there was that there was

1281
01:04:31,800 --> 01:04:34,920
Speaker 1: an episode where they made Steveo bungee jump off the

1282
01:04:34,960 --> 01:04:37,760
Speaker 1: some train trestle and he was crying. He was like,

1283
01:04:37,800 --> 01:04:40,120
Speaker 1: I can't do it, and they made him do it anyway,

1284
01:04:40,400 --> 01:04:42,880
Speaker 1: So you go through it like with him like there,

1285
01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:46,760
Speaker 1: I didn't know I cared about those guys. And then

1286
01:04:47,520 --> 01:04:49,760
Speaker 1: basically then I watched that children, I'm like, I'm in

1287
01:04:49,800 --> 01:04:52,720
Speaker 1: love with Chris Ponscious. I think Stevo was one of

1288
01:04:52,760 --> 01:04:55,400
Speaker 1: the most talented people on the planet. Like I got

1289
01:04:55,520 --> 01:04:58,280
Speaker 1: so into that and then it was just kind of over.

1290
01:04:58,840 --> 01:05:00,800
Speaker 1: And so watching that trailer, I was like, well, first

1291
01:05:00,800 --> 01:05:04,560
Speaker 1: of all, that was like twenty years twenty five years ago. Yeah,

1292
01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:09,040
Speaker 1: I mean that's nuts and horrifying, and like I don't

1293
01:05:09,080 --> 01:05:11,880
Speaker 1: feel different, and I'm sure they don't feel different. And

1294
01:05:11,880 --> 01:05:15,840
Speaker 1: now they're getting like completely plowed by a fucking like

1295
01:05:16,320 --> 01:05:19,320
Speaker 1: bowl with horns and their silver hair.

1296
01:05:19,480 --> 01:05:25,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just yah. Speaking of Mall, the Mall Comedy

1297
01:05:25,200 --> 01:05:27,640
Speaker 4: Club in San Antonio, that's that's where I watched.

1298
01:05:27,640 --> 01:05:29,959
Speaker 1: There was a movie theater across from the comedy club.

1299
01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:33,000
Speaker 4: That's where I watched the first Jackass, So that was

1300
01:05:33,520 --> 01:05:35,600
Speaker 4: I had to be twenty years ago.

1301
01:05:35,880 --> 01:05:39,920
Speaker 3: That was, Oh my god, there's the WTF with Johnny Knoxville.

1302
01:05:39,920 --> 01:05:45,680
Speaker 3: I remember when I've moved Aaron stuff in my stuff,

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01:05:45,760 --> 01:05:48,160
Speaker 3: you know, there's a couple of records and the shirts

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01:05:48,200 --> 01:05:51,680
Speaker 3: that I had at that point. I mean, my dad

1305
01:05:52,120 --> 01:05:54,760
Speaker 3: were driving the U haul to LA and I played

1306
01:05:54,760 --> 01:05:58,120
Speaker 3: that because Knoxville's from sea from South Knoxville, it's like

1307
01:05:58,200 --> 01:06:02,320
Speaker 3: even like a poor part of Knoxville. So like, I've

1308
01:06:02,360 --> 01:06:06,240
Speaker 3: always related to that dude on this weird like home level,

1309
01:06:06,960 --> 01:06:12,280
Speaker 3: and he's telling stories on WTF like someone that I

1310
01:06:12,320 --> 01:06:14,480
Speaker 3: grew up, like the way he's talking about his family.

1311
01:06:14,520 --> 01:06:19,000
Speaker 3: There's one about them dressing his gorilla or something and that,

1312
01:06:19,800 --> 01:06:22,360
Speaker 3: and I just employed look it up. It's a WTF.

1313
01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:25,280
Speaker 3: It's one of the funniest things I've Like I had

1314
01:06:25,320 --> 01:06:28,800
Speaker 3: to pull over the U haul on the interstate because

1315
01:06:28,840 --> 01:06:31,919
Speaker 3: my dad and I were like cry laughing, so because

1316
01:06:31,960 --> 01:06:34,280
Speaker 3: it was just it's like people we grew up with

1317
01:06:34,560 --> 01:06:36,440
Speaker 3: kind of thing, and it's just like they were at

1318
01:06:36,480 --> 01:06:39,240
Speaker 3: the tire shop with like a guy that couldn't read,

1319
01:06:39,320 --> 01:06:41,280
Speaker 3: but he was like one of the smartest dudes. I

1320
01:06:41,320 --> 01:06:43,480
Speaker 3: was like, yeah, I know two dudes like that. They

1321
01:06:43,720 --> 01:06:49,520
Speaker 3: could not read anything any engine that's magic. Read this

1322
01:06:49,600 --> 01:06:51,920
Speaker 3: book and a bunch in the fakes.

1323
01:06:53,880 --> 01:06:58,000
Speaker 1: Books are made to make for guys like me. That

1324
01:06:58,240 --> 01:07:01,200
Speaker 1: is what it is, though those guys few Like it's

1325
01:07:01,240 --> 01:07:04,440
Speaker 1: the guys you went to high school with worldwide, Like

1326
01:07:04,800 --> 01:07:07,840
Speaker 1: every person feels like that about that group of dudes.

1327
01:07:07,840 --> 01:07:12,080
Speaker 1: They're they're not agro, but they're doing fucked up ship.

1328
01:07:12,600 --> 01:07:15,240
Speaker 1: They're not you know, they're like, they're not the guys

1329
01:07:15,240 --> 01:07:17,720
Speaker 1: that are going to pull the guns out. They're you know,

1330
01:07:17,800 --> 01:07:19,280
Speaker 1: they're the guys are going to do the thing that

1331
01:07:19,360 --> 01:07:21,560
Speaker 1: makes the guy that pulled the gun out drop the

1332
01:07:21,600 --> 01:07:23,480
Speaker 1: gun and start crying, you know what I mean. Like,

1333
01:07:23,520 --> 01:07:24,400
Speaker 1: it's there.

1334
01:07:24,640 --> 01:07:27,360
Speaker 3: Who climb that tree and put the rope up in

1335
01:07:27,440 --> 01:07:29,040
Speaker 3: the top of that tree. Aren't those dudes?

1336
01:07:29,080 --> 01:07:33,840
Speaker 1: And those dudes, yeah, yeah, they're the serious ones. You

1337
01:07:33,920 --> 01:07:38,080
Speaker 1: guys are tourists in the danger game. These guys go

1338
01:07:38,160 --> 01:07:39,320
Speaker 1: there every day.

1339
01:07:39,040 --> 01:07:41,240
Speaker 3: Climb to the top of the bridge to make sure

1340
01:07:41,280 --> 01:07:42,400
Speaker 3: it's secure.

1341
01:07:42,520 --> 01:07:42,600
Speaker 1: What.

1342
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:48,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was around Pontius one time. Is with that

1343
01:07:48,320 --> 01:07:50,080
Speaker 3: old XM studio in La.

1344
01:07:50,680 --> 01:07:56,640
Speaker 1: Am I pronouncing my boyfriend's last name wrong. I can

1345
01:07:56,680 --> 01:07:58,320
Speaker 1: talk about it even, let's take that again.

1346
01:08:00,200 --> 01:08:02,160
Speaker 3: Like it was very briefly, you know how like you're

1347
01:08:02,240 --> 01:08:04,560
Speaker 3: leaving the studio and someone else is coming in kind

1348
01:08:04,600 --> 01:08:07,880
Speaker 3: of to record stuff. It was one of those m things,

1349
01:08:07,920 --> 01:08:10,840
Speaker 3: and it was like three or four minutes. And at

1350
01:08:10,840 --> 01:08:13,120
Speaker 3: first I didn't know who he was. I was just like, man,

1351
01:08:13,160 --> 01:08:15,360
Speaker 3: that guy seems like fun. He's got like a fun vibe.

1352
01:08:15,400 --> 01:08:17,320
Speaker 3: And then I was like, oh shit, that's the dude.

1353
01:08:19,080 --> 01:08:21,400
Speaker 3: And he was just like he wasn't trying to impress

1354
01:08:21,560 --> 01:08:23,639
Speaker 3: it and he was just hanging and I had already

1355
01:08:23,680 --> 01:08:25,760
Speaker 3: and then I was like, oh man, So after that

1356
01:08:25,880 --> 01:08:28,320
Speaker 3: I had already dug him because of the way he

1357
01:08:28,439 --> 01:08:31,000
Speaker 3: went about the jackass stuff. But after I mean I

1358
01:08:31,040 --> 01:08:33,120
Speaker 3: got chills thinking he's one of those the few people

1359
01:08:33,240 --> 01:08:35,400
Speaker 3: you're just like, it's he's better than you think he's

1360
01:08:35,439 --> 01:08:37,960
Speaker 3: going to be. It's like even yeah, just like big

1361
01:08:38,040 --> 01:08:40,760
Speaker 3: old art kind of like that kind of warm Yeah. Yeah, yeah,

1362
01:08:40,800 --> 01:08:44,200
Speaker 3: it was I'm sure he's got you knows or whatever.

1363
01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:45,240
Speaker 1: Stuff.

1364
01:08:45,400 --> 01:08:45,599
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1365
01:08:46,640 --> 01:08:48,640
Speaker 4: We saw him at the Gymnasium all the time, and

1366
01:08:48,760 --> 01:08:52,679
Speaker 4: I experienced him to be sweet, alsome, genuinely yay Chris Pond.

1367
01:08:52,520 --> 01:08:56,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeay. I picked a good one. Yeah, you're did.

1368
01:08:56,920 --> 01:08:58,920
Speaker 1: And he also looks exactly the same in that trailer.

1369
01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:01,280
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, like everyone else aged

1370
01:09:01,320 --> 01:09:04,400
Speaker 1: and he's just he's just laughing with that name. Big face.

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01:09:04,880 --> 01:09:05,519
Speaker 1: Love that guy.

1372
01:09:05,840 --> 01:09:08,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm excited for that movie before.

1373
01:09:08,400 --> 01:09:10,040
Speaker 1: I know, we have to wrap it. And it's because

1374
01:09:10,040 --> 01:09:12,960
Speaker 1: of my zoom. But I do want to say, Billy,

1375
01:09:13,760 --> 01:09:18,800
Speaker 1: you have some of my favorite merch of all time,

1376
01:09:19,560 --> 01:09:22,000
Speaker 1: the T shirts you make. I thought that's what you're

1377
01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:24,800
Speaker 1: going to talk about on your website, the T shirt.

1378
01:09:24,960 --> 01:09:29,240
Speaker 1: I'm not good at business, it's but you are good

1379
01:09:29,280 --> 01:09:32,160
Speaker 1: at making merch and like the just go look at

1380
01:09:32,240 --> 01:09:34,800
Speaker 1: Billy Wayne Davis's I guess is it Billy Wayne?

1381
01:09:35,600 --> 01:09:37,600
Speaker 3: No, that's the someone grabbed it and said on it

1382
01:09:37,600 --> 01:09:40,679
Speaker 3: and it's really expensive and I'm just have it. That's

1383
01:09:40,760 --> 01:09:42,719
Speaker 3: not itw tour dot.

1384
01:09:42,600 --> 01:09:46,240
Speaker 1: Com, tour bwd tour dot com. And then is the

1385
01:09:46,280 --> 01:09:46,960
Speaker 1: merch on there too?

1386
01:09:47,400 --> 01:09:47,599
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1387
01:09:47,720 --> 01:09:50,840
Speaker 4: Shop around? So when when this episode airs is when

1388
01:09:50,920 --> 01:09:54,200
Speaker 4: you'll that's the week in Denver you're recording your.

1389
01:09:54,160 --> 01:09:56,040
Speaker 3: Spect August August twenty eight.

1390
01:09:56,280 --> 01:10:02,439
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, it's webs buy some shirts, go watch them

1391
01:10:02,479 --> 01:10:05,120
Speaker 4: do comedy. I thank you, Billy Wayne Day.

1392
01:10:05,280 --> 01:10:07,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, we love you, We love you, Billy, thank you

1393
01:10:07,120 --> 01:10:09,640
Speaker 1: so much for being here. You've been listening. But do

1394
01:10:09,720 --> 01:10:14,320
Speaker 1: you need a ride? D I N A R? It's

1395
01:10:14,400 --> 01:10:24,759
Speaker 1: like literally nine eight are you leaving? I you wanna

1396
01:10:25,240 --> 01:10:26,439
Speaker 1: way back home?

1397
01:10:26,800 --> 01:10:31,880
Speaker 2: Either way we want to be there, doesn't matter how

1398
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:36,679
Speaker 2: much baggage you clean. Give us time and they turning

1399
01:10:36,800 --> 01:10:37,960
Speaker 2: on and Gabe.

1400
01:10:38,960 --> 01:10:43,519
Speaker 1: We want to send you off instart. We want to

1401
01:10:43,680 --> 01:10:48,600
Speaker 1: welcome you back home. Tell us all about it. We

1402
01:10:48,880 --> 01:11:09,599
Speaker 1: scared or was it fine? Mal porn? Do you need

1403
01:11:09,680 --> 01:11:13,559
Speaker 1: to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you need

1404
01:11:13,680 --> 01:11:14,160
Speaker 1: to ride?

1405
01:11:14,840 --> 01:11:16,080
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

1406
01:11:16,800 --> 01:11:20,599
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1407
01:11:20,800 --> 01:11:30,439
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need with Karen

1408
01:11:30,520 --> 01:11:31,000
Speaker 1: and Chriss