WEBVTT - Are You Happy?

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<v Speaker 1>Forever.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay too too, beepep, we're here. Hi guys, Sydney. You

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<v Speaker 2>so kind of muffled? Sis do I what about X?

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<v Speaker 2>I think maybe you were just too close. Yeah it

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<v Speaker 2>was fine.

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<v Speaker 3>Ooh, you're intense and realcos you're making it.

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<v Speaker 2>Love for me.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, let's talk about the problematic get together I had

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<v Speaker 4>at my house.

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<v Speaker 2>Like a day I well, problematic. I had a fantastic time.

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<v Speaker 2>It was so much fun.

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<v Speaker 4>Marie that like, wow, Okay, so you know, for the

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<v Speaker 4>fans who've known me forever, I have an ex like

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<v Speaker 4>everybody else or no, I am officially the only person

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<v Speaker 4>who's ever had an ex. But Adrian is moving to Detroit.

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<v Speaker 4>Bye bye, Adrian. We love you somebody, Bye bye. She's

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<v Speaker 4>moving there forever. So I wanted to have like a

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<v Speaker 4>sindoff for her and a meme. Marie and a couple

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<v Speaker 4>of other people came to the house. I need wings,

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<v Speaker 4>a fresh salad. We had snacks and.

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<v Speaker 3>Drunk Listen, sid can salad?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, Sidney, how long was that box of lettuce

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<v Speaker 2>sitting in your house? I had just bought it the

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<v Speaker 2>day before. Oh okay, because I know that on sick

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<v Speaker 2>can cook. You're not really like a big vegetable or

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<v Speaker 2>green person. But you put together a cute little salad

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<v Speaker 2>with some crumbled feta, and I was like, oh, gay, sis,

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<v Speaker 2>good salad. I'm doing well.

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<v Speaker 4>I knew that you guys wanted some type of vegetables,

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<v Speaker 4>so I had salad for you.

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<v Speaker 3>When you say you guys wanted, are you saying that

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<v Speaker 3>you don't need vegetables in your life?

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<v Speaker 2>No? I do do. I need to be better. It's hard,

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<v Speaker 2>but I need to do it. I mean, you ate it,

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<v Speaker 2>and you were like, oh, I'm shot. You almost surprised

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<v Speaker 2>that the salad could be good.

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<v Speaker 4>But then you know when when Molly came over and

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<v Speaker 4>I made like lunch for Molly and Larry, I made

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<v Speaker 4>like a little salad for her and him and put

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<v Speaker 4>little bacon, little bacon bits in there, and it was

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<v Speaker 4>cute and they were like, girl, the salads really good.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, okay, well, I have to keep

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<v Speaker 2>it going. Is it a salad? I'm asking the listeners.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it a salad if there's bacon in it? Yes, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>If it's like mostly grain.

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<v Speaker 4>There's cucumbers, there's tomato, there was it was like pieces

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<v Speaker 4>of bacon. It wasn't like a whole thick cut slab

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<v Speaker 4>of bacon.

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<v Speaker 2>Just laying on top of a b Yeah. No, it

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't like that. It was just like crumbled up pieces

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<v Speaker 2>of bacon. Thank you so much, okay, okay, okay, and

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<v Speaker 2>then tell them what else you made for the for

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<v Speaker 2>your guests. Yo.

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<v Speaker 4>We well, we call them now the Conquest Wings Conquest

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<v Speaker 4>because Reggie Conquest had gave me the recipe and they

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<v Speaker 4>were divine.

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<v Speaker 2>So they were so good. Two or three weeks ago,

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<v Speaker 2>Sydney made buffalo wings on sitd can Cook and she

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<v Speaker 2>said they were a hit. So she made them for

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<v Speaker 2>us a few nights ago and they were a hit.

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<v Speaker 2>Sis Uh, Sydney's our wing person now our unofficial expert

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<v Speaker 2>in making buffalo wings. Yes, they really were good.

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<v Speaker 4>I couldn't believe it, Marie, the way y'all were chomping

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<v Speaker 4>them down. And I feel like I bought maybe like

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<v Speaker 4>fifty wings.

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<v Speaker 2>How many are left? None? They're gone. Oh wow, when

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<v Speaker 2>I tell you, God be provided. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>But then we just was listening to music on my

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<v Speaker 4>projector and we were just singing songs out. It was

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<v Speaker 4>like a little hood karaoke and it was fun, like

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<v Speaker 4>just lovehood karaoke, just music back in the day, like

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<v Speaker 4>R and B groups and just when the music was

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<v Speaker 4>something to know the words for.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I love hood karaoke.

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<v Speaker 2>I went to a karaoke night once and there was

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<v Speaker 2>like this old black couple there and the guy sang

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<v Speaker 2>Luther Vandros and he sounded just like him. And then

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<v Speaker 2>the lady sang, I don't know some old black singer

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm gonna say, Gladys Knight. I have no idea

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<v Speaker 2>who it was. And they sounded like professional singers and

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<v Speaker 2>we were like okay, and then people started doing salt

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<v Speaker 2>and pepper. It was. It was a fun night. But anyway, Sidney,

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<v Speaker 2>we did karaoke at your house. We ate good. It

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<v Speaker 2>was only a couple of people. It felt good to

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<v Speaker 2>almost be normal again. It was like, wow, remember hanging out.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it was a few people that like we normally

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<v Speaker 4>hang out with anyway. And I think, you know again,

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<v Speaker 4>we're just just trying to be as safe as possible.

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<v Speaker 4>These are people who don't get out either, and they

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<v Speaker 4>stay in their house all the time, and I just

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<v Speaker 4>feel like it's driving us mad.

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<v Speaker 2>It is. It is a lot of people are having

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<v Speaker 2>a hard time now, more than before. I think some

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<v Speaker 2>of us have reached our breaking points. People who were

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<v Speaker 2>like okay at the beginning of the pandem are now

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<v Speaker 2>like really really having a hard time people being me.

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<v Speaker 2>But uh, you know, it felt good to come out

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<v Speaker 2>Like I had been in my house for like two

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<v Speaker 2>days before that, and I hadn't gotten dressed, I hadn't

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<v Speaker 2>put makeup on, I had barely combed my tiny Morgan

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<v Speaker 2>Freeman afro, and then getting ready to go to Sydney's house,

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, all right, I'm gonna let me. Let

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<v Speaker 2>me put a little makeup on, let me you look

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<v Speaker 2>really good, let me throw on a boot. And it

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<v Speaker 2>was like, I felt good. It feels good to put

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<v Speaker 2>stuff on. It feels good to put a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>of effort into your appearance. Right now, it's hard and

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<v Speaker 2>it feels unnecessary, but when you do it, it feels good.

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<v Speaker 2>Andrew have you, I mean you've been saying in that

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<v Speaker 2>that apartment, I've.

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<v Speaker 1>Been saying and we were talking a little bit before

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<v Speaker 1>Marie came into the recording. But like I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>I am like falling so back with like progress that

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<v Speaker 1>I've made, just not being because I feel like very

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<v Speaker 1>socially uncomfortable in a lot of situations. And so I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like I've made a lot of progress in like

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<v Speaker 1>the last ten years that have just been like wiped clean. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, in the past few months and so in

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<v Speaker 1>the past year where it's just like I worked so

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<v Speaker 1>hard to get there wherever I was on that journey,

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<v Speaker 1>and now it's just like, Okay, I like it's so uncomfortable,

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<v Speaker 1>just like talking to anybody. Yeah, yeah, this is so

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<v Speaker 1>much better.

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<v Speaker 2>You talk to people now and you're like, let me

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<v Speaker 2>look everywhere except their face while I'm using these words.

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<v Speaker 4>If it's more than five people, I can't do it.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't want to do it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's too much.

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<v Speaker 4>I get too like overwhelmed and weird, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 4>I just want to go home. I just want to

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<v Speaker 4>be in my apartment.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So, but Sidney, you have a show tonight. It's

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<v Speaker 2>gonna be more than five people there. How are you

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<v Speaker 2>preparing for this show? Get my hair done? It's on

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<v Speaker 2>a rooftop, yeah, social distance, it's on a rooftop. I

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<v Speaker 2>haven't been stand up and you know since May, I

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<v Speaker 2>mean since March something maybe before. Like I think the

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<v Speaker 2>last time I did stand up it was before I went.

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<v Speaker 3>To La didn't you do stand up in La? Sis?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's what I'm saying, like, yeah, you know what

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, but I haven't done it in so long,

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<v Speaker 4>and I'm like everything that I was talking about before

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<v Speaker 4>that shit don't matter Now it feels.

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<v Speaker 3>It feels irrelevant but less for me.

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<v Speaker 2>It's I can't remember what I was talking about and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not even trying to rack my brain to remember

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<v Speaker 2>what the jokes were. I'm not going but I also

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<v Speaker 2>haven't written anything. Nope, I'm not going on with my notes.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna go in there and talk my ship and

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<v Speaker 4>say what I feel, what's going on. Something funny will

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<v Speaker 4>come out and we'll go from there. I'm not breaking

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<v Speaker 4>my next I'm not.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like you're both really adapting really well to

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<v Speaker 1>the platform, like social media as a platform. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>you're both doing content and it's doing well. Like why

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<v Speaker 1>would you need to do live shows during a pandemic?

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<v Speaker 2>Because that's who we are, We're stand ups. That's what

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<v Speaker 2>I used to cancel shit left and right so I

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<v Speaker 2>could go to a dusty bar that paid me in

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<v Speaker 2>drink tickets that I didn't even drink. I used to

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<v Speaker 2>love that the thrill of that. No, I can't go

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<v Speaker 2>to your birthday party. I got to show. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>Caroline's on Broadway, you know, the baby's getting Christen today.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a show where they're paying me twenty dollars. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't make it to your show tonight. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even I don't even know if I call

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<v Speaker 2>myself a stand up comedian anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>People are like, well, what do you do? And I'm like,

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<v Speaker 3>I used to do comedy.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I and all of my money I feel like

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<v Speaker 2>on stuff that I do not need online and that's

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<v Speaker 2>where I am in the pandemic. I haven't cooked in

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<v Speaker 2>two weeks. I haven't been to the supermarket in like

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<v Speaker 2>three weeks. And yeah, but I went today. It was

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<v Speaker 2>like it wasn't even like a real supermarket trip. I

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<v Speaker 2>ran in there, I threw some golden grams in my basket,

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<v Speaker 2>and then I was like, should I get cheese? And

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<v Speaker 2>then I got it and left that that is the

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<v Speaker 2>whole trip. Uh?

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<v Speaker 3>And oh, Andrew, Actually, you know what I found recently?

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<v Speaker 2>You gave it. You gave me a gift card for

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<v Speaker 2>Christmas last year, and I just found out that's what

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<v Speaker 2>I was Supermarket.

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<v Speaker 1>With Amazon or Visa? What was it?

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<v Speaker 2>I think it was like a I think it was

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<v Speaker 2>a Visa. Yeah, but I just found the same week

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<v Speaker 2>you gave it to me, my man.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I think Sydney, I think we went out

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<v Speaker 1>to shake Shack that evening. I think that you use

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<v Speaker 1>the gift.

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<v Speaker 3>Card at Shakeshack for all.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, with all of us a.

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<v Speaker 2>Giver Sydney mother, Teresa Jones, we love it. I used

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<v Speaker 2>buying today. Are people gonna be giving gifts this holiday?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Right, are people gonna Are people gonna want to give gifts? Probably? Probably?

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<v Speaker 2>People are still spending money online every day.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're gonna get says. I mean, like this is like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't talk about Amazon. Amazon is not you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Shut that nigga down. Bell is doing what work, all

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<v Speaker 2>of the devil's work. He is Satan, Bizos is the devils.

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<v Speaker 1>He has so many good problems I could just be

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<v Speaker 1>delivered in one day.

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<v Speaker 2>One motherfucking day. And that is what's so evil about it.

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<v Speaker 2>It comes so long, like you don't even have time

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<v Speaker 2>to be like do I actually need this?

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<v Speaker 1>Let me cancel the order, it's already yes. And then

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<v Speaker 1>I love the because people in my ability be stealing

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<v Speaker 1>packages left and right. You put it, you send it

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<v Speaker 1>to the locker. I'm obsessed with the locker at the

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<v Speaker 1>Right AID. I go there like every other day. You

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<v Speaker 1>can send it to like a locker, and they give

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<v Speaker 1>you a code to like get your shampoo and like it.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, so you're sending shampoo to Right AID but

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<v Speaker 2>not buying shampoo at Right AID. I love that. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>that's how fucked up Amazon got us. The man has

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<v Speaker 2>stopped us from supporting the smaller business.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, no, right eight, ain't it?

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<v Speaker 2>You see my brother? You see my brother.

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<v Speaker 3>You have to uncover the third.

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<v Speaker 2>Eye because the white man is even breaking down the

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<v Speaker 2>white man. I've reached the point of the quarantine where

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<v Speaker 2>I am now like, well, everything in my house is

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<v Speaker 2>ugly and old, and I need all new stuff and

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<v Speaker 2>so no, because we're tired of looking at it my face.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm tired of looking at my face, I said Mike.

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<v Speaker 2>I now I see why people are getting plastic surgery

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<v Speaker 2>more than ever, because they're tired of looking at it.

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<v Speaker 2>Hashtag new face. Yes, I uh yeah, that's what I'm doing.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like and I'm not and I'm like well, people

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<v Speaker 2>are gonna come over here, so I need it to

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<v Speaker 2>look perfect.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's like no one is coming over there anytime.

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<v Speaker 2>Anytime someone tries to come to my house, I'm like, here,

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<v Speaker 2>you want to come here? Why it's just me and

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<v Speaker 2>the nigga you banging. That's the only people coming to

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<v Speaker 2>your house. Ah, the nigga I'm banging. Let's talk about this. Yesterday,

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<v Speaker 2>me and the nigga I'm banging went to Ikea because

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<v Speaker 2>I was like I need I wrote a list what

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<v Speaker 2>did I need? I was like, I need wall hooks,

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<v Speaker 2>I need a shoe rack, I need a dish rack,

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<v Speaker 2>I need blah blah blah blah blah. We go to

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<v Speaker 2>Ikea and I didn't pick up any of those things.

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<v Speaker 2>I picked up like a tool set with a hammer

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<v Speaker 2>in it, and I don't even know what else. Sis,

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<v Speaker 2>What did you get at Ikia? I got a meat

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<v Speaker 2>cutting board and a little dish scrubber and this little

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<v Speaker 2>thing with a hammer and a wrench in it. That's

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<v Speaker 2>like me, Marie. He who didn't really need anything, got

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<v Speaker 2>a like a big wall mirror. He got a shoe rag.

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<v Speaker 2>He No, you got all this stuff? How do you

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<v Speaker 2>get that? With his car. Hold on, hold on.

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<v Speaker 3>So we're online.

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<v Speaker 2>We're online, and the cashier goes, gentlemen, would you please

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<v Speaker 2>step forward, and we both like didn't say anything, and

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<v Speaker 2>then he was like, oh lady and gentlemen, sorry, come

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<v Speaker 2>on forward so I can check you guys out.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you feeling card Every time somebody miss genders you,

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<v Speaker 4>it's just it's imagine they're doing that to you, So

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<v Speaker 4>you know they're doing that to the people who are

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<v Speaker 4>actually like, yo, what.

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<v Speaker 3>The fuck is wrong with you?

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<v Speaker 2>Says it's funny for you, but somebody else it's like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>this is triggering and you're fucked up. Yeah, he said it,

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<v Speaker 2>and it was like and he was definitely part of

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<v Speaker 2>the family. He was definitely queer, and he was like, gentlemen,

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<v Speaker 2>if you please step forward. I was like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>just like we laughed about it in the car later.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually I'm lying, we laughed about it in the bed later,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, you like this gentleman pussy? Oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god, marry anyway, I'm getting braids next week, so

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna be a gentleman anymore. So that but

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<v Speaker 2>that was ikea. It was it was a It was

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<v Speaker 2>a cute time, and now.

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<v Speaker 4>How do you not truly how do you feel when

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<v Speaker 4>someone like misgenders you?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean, I don't feel bad, but I don't

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<v Speaker 2>feel good about it either. It was funny yesterday when

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<v Speaker 2>it happened, because it was like, sir, let me hold on,

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<v Speaker 2>let me I have my hat on, the leather hat

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<v Speaker 2>that I wear, and I had on like a tiny

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<v Speaker 2>jean jacket. It was like, sir, like, you see these

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<v Speaker 2>boots I got on? Seriously, Well that's not true because

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<v Speaker 2>there's there's gay men who.

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<v Speaker 3>Dressed like that.

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<v Speaker 2>So well, also that it was kind of flamboyant. Chris

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<v Speaker 2>was like, oh you heat, oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, we need to cut us.

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<v Speaker 3>It's fine, Sydney's it's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>It's fine. I haven't said some dumb shit on here too,

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<v Speaker 2>It's fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, he was like, y'all

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<v Speaker 2>ain't never meeting the people we fucking and that's on

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<v Speaker 2>what period, periot, that's on gentlemen period.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>Whatever. He was like, oh, he thinks that he must

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<v Speaker 2>have thought we were gay, And I was like, we

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<v Speaker 2>could have just been friends.

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<v Speaker 3>Or it could be big brother, little sister or whatever,

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<v Speaker 3>like you could be my youth.

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<v Speaker 2>Pastor, I don't know whatever. So it's fine, And that

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<v Speaker 2>was an I mean, it's it's it's not it's fine, right,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's also like people do need to take the

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<v Speaker 2>time out to look like, don't just glance.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean, like the thing is I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>in ten fifteen years, I'm hoping, you know, people are

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<v Speaker 1>just gonna be like they're not even gonna have these

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<v Speaker 1>these titles that they associate to complete strangers, like a gentleman.

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<v Speaker 1>They say, they'll say like, hey, I don't know, like

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<v Speaker 1>y'all or something more, something more inclusive than something that

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<v Speaker 1>is so solidified in a specific gentleman.

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<v Speaker 2>Is the new cis Okay, mark my words, gentlemen, you

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<v Speaker 2>take the place of Queen is going to take sis.

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<v Speaker 3>It's gonna be yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Gentlemen, gentlemen. Actually that's an mouthful.

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<v Speaker 4>Gentleman, but this sounds more fun than gentlemen. I'm not

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<v Speaker 4>going I'm just gonna be honest, like gentlemen deals a

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<v Speaker 4>little hard.

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<v Speaker 3>In his life.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you can like you can shorten, gents, are

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<v Speaker 1>you interested in that? Or no?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, gents, when we say sir, that's well, sir is

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<v Speaker 2>more fun than anything. So yeah, it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably just is just one letter off from cisy, so.

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<v Speaker 2>Which is why cirsus sirs cirsis. That means you're including both.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the that's thing for me. Well, sis is my base.

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<v Speaker 2>This is all inclusive. I call my dad sis and

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<v Speaker 2>he loves it.

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<v Speaker 3>So I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I came home and I had all these

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<v Speaker 2>boxes waiting in the lobby. I was like, I gotta

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<v Speaker 2>stop ordering stuff, but I have stuff that's supposed to

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<v Speaker 2>come this week, so it's too late for me to can.

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<v Speaker 2>We thought that we stopped.

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<v Speaker 4>We thought we were good at that because right now

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<v Speaker 4>we're all just trying to feel I mean feel avoid

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<v Speaker 4>because that's what we have. But we were just like

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<v Speaker 4>empty inside the fact that I'm like, I'm tied. I

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<v Speaker 4>heard of my face. I did not even want to

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<v Speaker 4>post anything that I have my face, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 4>I need to post a picture.

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<v Speaker 2>I need to post a picture. Should I post my friends?

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, well, they're not gonna get as

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<v Speaker 2>many legs as if I posted my face. But then

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<v Speaker 2>I'm tied in my face, So I was like, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna on my cat, but why do you think

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<v Speaker 2>you need to post a picture because you had a

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<v Speaker 2>post just for the grid.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, it's just a lot of videos, and I

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<v Speaker 4>don't want to be that comedian that's just like, it's

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<v Speaker 4>all videos.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just weird. I don't know. I stumbled on a

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<v Speaker 2>video Instagram today that my sister sent me, and I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, this guy's pretty challenged. I was like, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not gonna follow her because he's a because because he's

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<v Speaker 2>a straight white man. But oh god, god, how could

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<v Speaker 2>you say that on this podcast? I said, I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>going to follow him cause he's a straight white man.

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<v Speaker 2>But I was like, I enjoyed several videos. That's actually

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<v Speaker 2>why I was late going to supermarket today because I

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<v Speaker 2>was watching this man's videos.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, well, hold on, let's speaking of podcasts. There's a

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<v Speaker 4>podcast that's not the Unofficial Expert it's Unofficial Experts.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm blown away.

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<v Speaker 1>You're doing exactly what they want you to do by

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<v Speaker 1>mentioning them right here right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think so?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? Absolutely? I mean that's everyone's gonna go. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know everyone, but you know people are going to check

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<v Speaker 1>that out as a result of you mentioning.

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<v Speaker 2>It right now. No, you know what happens. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what happens. Some people think that our podcast

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<v Speaker 2>is called Unofficial Experts. Yeah, so there. I think they're

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<v Speaker 2>trying to get run off.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah, is there?

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<v Speaker 2>Can we issue a cease and desist that what's happening

0:19:40.560 --> 0:19:44.879
<v Speaker 2>with this this young baby? Because we goog we googled

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<v Speaker 2>are the title of our name?

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<v Speaker 3>Before?

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<v Speaker 4>We was like, this is our podcast and nobody had

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<v Speaker 4>our name?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean to be fair, I think on this

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<v Speaker 1>episode is the first time. Earlier in the episode you

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<v Speaker 1>said unofficial like wing expert or something, and I was like, wow,

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<v Speaker 1>that's that's the first time that you guys have said

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<v Speaker 1>official expert since I don't know.

0:20:04.600 --> 0:20:07.880
<v Speaker 2>Because we haven't had an experts.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying they're picking up real estate. It's been

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<v Speaker 1>a while since you said the title.

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<v Speaker 2>The title doesn't us saying it doesn't change the name

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<v Speaker 2>of out podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>I know that, but like, hey, Sydney, what are you

0:20:20.320 --> 0:20:23.080
<v Speaker 1>an expert in this week? And I don't know it's

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<v Speaker 1>been a while.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, fine, Andrew, what were you an expert in this week?

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<v Speaker 3>Let's take it?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh gosh, slash Friday. Okay, I was preparing for Halloween

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<v Speaker 1>Halloween costumes.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, you doing a zoom party here?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, like, I mean, just get together with two

0:20:43.680 --> 0:20:45.440
<v Speaker 1>close friends friends.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, let's get into it.

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<v Speaker 1>And no, we're not having a threesome. You know, I'm

0:20:53.720 --> 0:20:56.679
<v Speaker 1>not like that was like, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't know, I don't know. So honestly, that's true.

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<v Speaker 4>You could be doing whatever the fuck you want to

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<v Speaker 4>over the nice little apartment you got going on over.

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<v Speaker 2>There in that.

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<v Speaker 3>Apartment.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, we don't know what you put in internet of

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<v Speaker 2>your Amazon lacker over to what are you going to

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<v Speaker 2>be for Halloween? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>You know that little girl in the Vine that's like

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<v Speaker 1>in the back of the car and she has makeup

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<v Speaker 1>all over her face and like she like looks like

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<v Speaker 1>she has like a rough night or something. She just

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<v Speaker 1>got back from a slumber party. Sam Smith is playing

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<v Speaker 1>in the background. You've seen this before. No, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>little girl, make up Vine?

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<v Speaker 2>Little girl?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh Vine?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we not all Vine.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah okay, yeah, because Vine is dead, but there's it's

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<v Speaker 1>not canceled technically. Are you looking it up.

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<v Speaker 2>To send it to us?

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<v Speaker 1>I'll send it to you.

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<v Speaker 2>I want us to do the work. Wow, oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>We are the unofficial experts of not doing work.

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<v Speaker 1>That's who we are, this girl, and so I just sent.

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<v Speaker 2>It Andrew, I have never seen that photo before.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, this is it's gonna be real.

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<v Speaker 3>So that's the costume. Are you gonna also have a

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<v Speaker 3>car seat?

0:22:14.520 --> 0:22:16.439
<v Speaker 1>No, I'm gonna have I'm gonna have a seat belt.

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<v Speaker 2>That's that's cute for you. Honestly, this costume reminds me

0:22:21.520 --> 0:22:23.840
<v Speaker 2>of Sydney's costume last year when she was glitter. I

0:22:23.840 --> 0:22:24.480
<v Speaker 2>remember she was.

0:22:24.440 --> 0:22:29.240
<v Speaker 1>Just like a oh my god, people are just gonna

0:22:29.240 --> 0:22:31.359
<v Speaker 1>think that I'm like a character from euphore It or something.

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<v Speaker 3>Absolute.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey man, I love it. I love that for us, Sidney,

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<v Speaker 2>if we were free to to do Halloween things this year,

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<v Speaker 2>what would your artistic.

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<v Speaker 3>Costume be this year?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't have nothing since I'm tapped out, tap tap

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<v Speaker 4>tap out, Like.

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<v Speaker 2>What what are we gonna I'm gonna be? You know

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<v Speaker 2>who I'm gonna be.

0:22:51.320 --> 0:22:55.840
<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna be Tiffany from New York from Flavor of Love.

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<v Speaker 4>When she's sitting on the bed with the sunglasses. That's

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<v Speaker 4>it's just that's that's literally.

0:23:00.800 --> 0:23:04.680
<v Speaker 2>Me all of twenty twenty. Yes, that's my life.

0:23:05.280 --> 0:23:06.720
<v Speaker 1>That she has like shoes on it.

0:23:07.160 --> 0:23:09.679
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly. I want to say. Her legs are crossed

0:23:09.680 --> 0:23:13.400
<v Speaker 2>at the ankle. She's just like what is she waiting for?

0:23:13.960 --> 0:23:16.800
<v Speaker 2>And in my mind she is like a small coach purse.

0:23:16.880 --> 0:23:18.679
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if that's true or false, but I

0:23:18.720 --> 0:23:21.560
<v Speaker 2>feel like she's got a white tank top one and jeans.

0:23:22.200 --> 0:23:27.120
<v Speaker 1>Yes wait yeah, and like those arms are hands like.

0:23:27.080 --> 0:23:29.720
<v Speaker 2>This it's so good, no good.

0:23:30.359 --> 0:23:31.840
<v Speaker 3>We love a clasped hand.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, it's it just honestly it not only is it

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<v Speaker 4>easy thing to create, but it's also just how I feel.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like, yeah, let me put some stuff on to

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<v Speaker 4>do what they're just waiting around.

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<v Speaker 2>But on a positive note, on a.

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<v Speaker 1>Positive there's another Tiffany picture I just sent you. If

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<v Speaker 1>Murray wants to do a couple's costume, you could both

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<v Speaker 1>be a Tiffany.

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<v Speaker 2>She looks thick in that far with a thick smoky

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<v Speaker 2>or I could be Tiffany's mom. I could be New

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<v Speaker 2>York to remember her, Yo she was. She was a

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<v Speaker 2>character in it in itself, she was a character. I

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<v Speaker 2>think for Halloween this year, I might be a gentleman

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<v Speaker 2>in my house. I'm just gonna wear a tiny men's

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<v Speaker 2>blazer over my sweatsuit. And that's who I'm going to be.

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<v Speaker 4>I know the listeners can't see, but do you see

0:24:29.040 --> 0:24:30.800
<v Speaker 4>this arm? Do you see that little definition?

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<v Speaker 2>You don't see?

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<v Speaker 1>No lights hitting it really nicely for you.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't see it.

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<v Speaker 1>They look the.

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<v Speaker 3>Same, look the same.

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't going to say it, but this is bullshit.

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<v Speaker 1>No exactly, because you're sitting right next to the open

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<v Speaker 1>window and it's hitting you in you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, you just got to do a little contour on

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<v Speaker 2>the bicep. Babe, I don't okay here.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a little bit of yeah, got other better.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait say something till your screen gets big.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you guys don't see. You can't see.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the other hand.

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<v Speaker 1>The other arm is better.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, okay, well this is the arm that I'm masturbate with.

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<v Speaker 4>So that's that's probably what it is.

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<v Speaker 2>She's alrighty yo, Marie, I am.

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<v Speaker 4>I will not be here for Halloween. I'll be in

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<v Speaker 4>l A with the with the boo thang.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we're gonna be together because she's she's truly going

0:25:36.280 --> 0:25:39.399
<v Speaker 4>crazy over there, and it's it's insane because I was like,

0:25:39.480 --> 0:25:42.080
<v Speaker 4>you have a car, you have a dog. Now the

0:25:42.119 --> 0:25:46.560
<v Speaker 4>weather is still good, still good? Why why are you

0:25:46.680 --> 0:25:49.000
<v Speaker 4>having such issues? And she's just like, I don't want

0:25:49.040 --> 0:25:50.880
<v Speaker 4>to hang out with people, and it's like, because you're

0:25:50.880 --> 0:25:53.280
<v Speaker 4>not supposed to. And she's like, no, I don't even

0:25:53.280 --> 0:25:55.199
<v Speaker 4>want to be around people. I'm like, cause you're not

0:25:55.240 --> 0:25:55.800
<v Speaker 4>supposed to.

0:25:56.400 --> 0:26:00.000
<v Speaker 2>So no, it's but it's it's less about not supposed

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<v Speaker 2>because we we were not supposed to the entire time,

0:26:03.080 --> 0:26:04.960
<v Speaker 2>and we were making time, Like I feel like I

0:26:05.000 --> 0:26:08.080
<v Speaker 2>saw my friends more even it was like, oh, I'm

0:26:08.119 --> 0:26:10.320
<v Speaker 2>gonna cook something, because I was cooking at the beginning.

0:26:10.640 --> 0:26:13.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh I'm a baked bread, and like we're doing these

0:26:13.280 --> 0:26:16.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm making cheesecake, I'm making weed butter, all those things

0:26:16.920 --> 0:26:18.440
<v Speaker 2>that I was doing at the beginning of the pandemic.

0:26:19.040 --> 0:26:20.680
<v Speaker 2>Like now I don't want to do any of those things.

0:26:20.680 --> 0:26:22.600
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to and I don't want to see anybody.

0:26:22.680 --> 0:26:26.439
<v Speaker 2>It's and this is peak where we're rolling up on

0:26:26.520 --> 0:26:30.440
<v Speaker 2>like depression season. We're rolling up on the sunsets at

0:26:30.480 --> 0:26:35.240
<v Speaker 2>four twelve pm. We're coming like it's cold outside. The

0:26:35.359 --> 0:26:40.600
<v Speaker 2>last week, I've eaten more meals out, Like More've I

0:26:40.640 --> 0:26:43.520
<v Speaker 2>gotten more takeout than I've ever eaten in my life.

0:26:43.960 --> 0:26:45.560
<v Speaker 3>You know, I don't do takeout, and I'm like.

0:26:45.560 --> 0:26:47.199
<v Speaker 2>I'm I go get some food. I should get some

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<v Speaker 2>wings for later. Like I'm I'm ordering extra meals when

0:26:51.400 --> 0:26:53.320
<v Speaker 2>I get my meals because I'm like, I know, I'm

0:26:53.320 --> 0:26:55.919
<v Speaker 2>not gonna want to eat anything that I make later.

0:26:56.160 --> 0:27:00.320
<v Speaker 2>So it's like we're regressing when when we get out

0:27:00.359 --> 0:27:04.680
<v Speaker 2>of this, we're gonna have zero social skills and no

0:27:04.680 --> 0:27:08.240
<v Speaker 2>no friends. So I'm gonna tell you that's not for me.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna make a fucking incredible buffalo wing platter, and

0:27:13.040 --> 0:27:15.600
<v Speaker 4>a bitch knows how to fuck better, So I'm I'm

0:27:15.800 --> 0:27:19.320
<v Speaker 4>personally happy about what's going on in my life.

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<v Speaker 3>You're gonna have sex with those wings?

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<v Speaker 2>Friend?

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<v Speaker 1>Yo?

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<v Speaker 2>No, No, I will not.

0:27:25.160 --> 0:27:26.320
<v Speaker 3>Will you be making.

0:27:26.080 --> 0:27:30.720
<v Speaker 2>Wings on the West Coast? I think you should? I

0:27:30.760 --> 0:27:33.359
<v Speaker 2>think you got no, I am? I am, I I have.

0:27:33.600 --> 0:27:35.960
<v Speaker 4>Well, there's a couple of things that we have to

0:27:35.960 --> 0:27:38.480
<v Speaker 4>do when we're in LA because I definitely need to

0:27:38.520 --> 0:27:39.320
<v Speaker 4>make these wings.

0:27:39.400 --> 0:27:42.440
<v Speaker 2>Because she was like, oh, so you're gonna make your

0:27:42.720 --> 0:27:45.000
<v Speaker 2>ex the wings that she was like, oh you should

0:27:45.000 --> 0:27:46.880
<v Speaker 2>try these wings, and I was like, well, I made

0:27:46.880 --> 0:27:50.119
<v Speaker 2>it for the group. It's you know, they're easy to

0:27:50.160 --> 0:27:52.560
<v Speaker 2>make for everybody, So I was like, you can't really

0:27:52.600 --> 0:27:55.520
<v Speaker 2>be me. You can't. You can't mention that. But also,

0:27:55.600 --> 0:27:59.800
<v Speaker 2>she bought this new dick for us, and it's like real.

0:28:00.320 --> 0:28:04.919
<v Speaker 2>It's like looks real like dick and wing. So the

0:28:04.960 --> 0:28:09.440
<v Speaker 2>other dicks don't have balls, No, the dill dos yeah never.

0:28:10.119 --> 0:28:12.040
<v Speaker 3>So this still dough has balls and they.

0:28:12.000 --> 0:28:15.240
<v Speaker 2>Move when you use it. It feels like a real dick.

0:28:16.200 --> 0:28:17.040
<v Speaker 2>You've felt it before?

0:28:18.000 --> 0:28:20.600
<v Speaker 4>No, well that I mean that's the We saw a

0:28:20.720 --> 0:28:23.200
<v Speaker 4>video of a girl demonstrating doing a demo.

0:28:23.960 --> 0:28:26.919
<v Speaker 2>Oh, send me the video, send me, send me the video. Okay,

0:28:27.520 --> 0:28:29.080
<v Speaker 2>what's the name of the dick? What's so I could

0:28:29.080 --> 0:28:32.200
<v Speaker 2>google it later? It's a white woman. I gotta look

0:28:32.240 --> 0:28:34.920
<v Speaker 2>back and it's a white woman using the dick. Yeah,

0:28:35.040 --> 0:28:38.680
<v Speaker 2>it's a black dick too. It's big. It's how big?

0:28:38.720 --> 0:28:40.280
<v Speaker 2>Show me show me with your hands? Is it the

0:28:40.280 --> 0:28:42.400
<v Speaker 2>size of your bicycle? I'm not left you, but I

0:28:42.440 --> 0:28:44.160
<v Speaker 2>don't know if I could take it. To be honest,

0:28:44.440 --> 0:28:45.880
<v Speaker 2>it sounds like you want to take it, though you're

0:28:45.880 --> 0:28:46.600
<v Speaker 2>definitely gonna try.

0:28:46.680 --> 0:28:50.440
<v Speaker 4>I'm open to taking it. Well, pretty pity on it,

0:28:50.480 --> 0:28:51.840
<v Speaker 4>So I'm gonna have to take it.

0:28:52.320 --> 0:28:54.440
<v Speaker 2>You better have to take it in my mouth. I'm

0:28:54.760 --> 0:28:58.080
<v Speaker 2>taking my ass. I'm not. Oh, okay, well, I guess

0:28:58.080 --> 0:29:00.920
<v Speaker 2>you're not making buffalo wings if you're doing anal. I

0:29:00.920 --> 0:29:07.360
<v Speaker 2>think it's different when you're a girl. Actum is a rectum,

0:29:07.520 --> 0:29:09.840
<v Speaker 2>A rectum is a rectum is a rectum?

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<v Speaker 4>Is that the title Jesus is a real So I

0:29:12.560 --> 0:29:14.880
<v Speaker 4>wanted to be on a positive note because you know,

0:29:14.920 --> 0:29:17.320
<v Speaker 4>we complained so much thirty minutes in.

0:29:17.920 --> 0:29:19.920
<v Speaker 2>I wanted to read a review of ours.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, a good one, because Andrew's a good one.

0:29:22.440 --> 0:29:24.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a good one. It's a good one.

0:29:24.240 --> 0:29:26.000
<v Speaker 1>But I mean, I thought it was interesting that you

0:29:26.040 --> 0:29:28.640
<v Speaker 1>also started off this episode by talking about a party

0:29:28.680 --> 0:29:31.680
<v Speaker 1>that you had scutiny. I don't think would be scutiny.

0:29:33.160 --> 0:29:38.480
<v Speaker 2>He scootiny, sir, gentlemen, scoots so sorry. Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>So the title is Physics grad Student five stars. Super brilliant,

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<v Speaker 4>smart bunny, uplifting artists Sid and Marie have helped me

0:29:47.880 --> 0:29:51.200
<v Speaker 4>survive the PhD program so far by making me laugh

0:29:51.240 --> 0:29:55.160
<v Speaker 4>and forget the stressful workload for an hour every week.

0:29:55.480 --> 0:29:58.160
<v Speaker 4>They taught me a lot about pop culture and self care,

0:29:58.480 --> 0:30:03.240
<v Speaker 4>and they share hot dating tips weekly. Emoji, flame, emoji,

0:30:03.320 --> 0:30:08.160
<v Speaker 4>and emoji with the sunglasses. They've also they also talented

0:30:08.240 --> 0:30:14.120
<v Speaker 4>inter Oh they forgot, They've also had talented interviewers and

0:30:14.280 --> 0:30:17.440
<v Speaker 4>great at getting their guests to spill the beans. They've

0:30:17.760 --> 0:30:21.880
<v Speaker 4>even made their cool producer Drew cooler by getting him involved,

0:30:22.360 --> 0:30:24.560
<v Speaker 4>Drew Dragon, they called.

0:30:24.400 --> 0:30:26.080
<v Speaker 2>You, Drew, and they were like, you're cooler now.

0:30:27.200 --> 0:30:31.920
<v Speaker 4>I admire Sid's openness to showing her vulnerable side while

0:30:31.960 --> 0:30:36.120
<v Speaker 4>staying skillfully funny. The bikini diarrhea story will forever live

0:30:36.120 --> 0:30:39.760
<v Speaker 4>in my mind, and Marie's honesty and brutal sense of humor.

0:30:40.160 --> 0:30:45.360
<v Speaker 4>In addition to being truly awesome artists, they're kind, caring

0:30:45.520 --> 0:30:46.600
<v Speaker 4>and sincere people.

0:30:47.160 --> 0:30:48.880
<v Speaker 2>You don't know us at all, no kidding.

0:30:49.080 --> 0:30:51.520
<v Speaker 4>I encourage you to listen and subscribe, and if you

0:30:51.600 --> 0:30:54.880
<v Speaker 4>already do, go to their Patreon and help their art

0:30:54.920 --> 0:30:55.840
<v Speaker 4>grow and thrive.

0:30:56.840 --> 0:31:00.640
<v Speaker 2>Leaf emoji, aw leaf emoji? What that means?

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<v Speaker 1>Think they were trying to do the palm trade?

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<v Speaker 2>Or maybe or maybe for like thriving, like growth.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe growth brilliant, brilliant, Thank.

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<v Speaker 2>You, g Underscore three, Underscore fifty five. The way you

0:31:15.920 --> 0:31:22.080
<v Speaker 2>read every single thing in the review is brilliant. The

0:31:22.160 --> 0:31:26.160
<v Speaker 2>emoji you're giving us the Underscores underscore.

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<v Speaker 4>I just want people to people to take, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>g Underscore three, Underscore fifty five, take what he's doing,

0:31:35.880 --> 0:31:38.040
<v Speaker 4>and you know, leave him.

0:31:38.200 --> 0:31:40.760
<v Speaker 1>Leave You're you're assuming.

0:31:40.480 --> 0:31:42.720
<v Speaker 2>It's a heat, but it could be them. They, it

0:31:42.800 --> 0:31:48.320
<v Speaker 2>could be them. Assist them they. I love this, I

0:31:48.360 --> 0:31:52.160
<v Speaker 2>love and the PhD program. Some of y'all are truly experts,

0:31:52.560 --> 0:31:53.440
<v Speaker 2>really smart.

0:31:53.520 --> 0:31:57.080
<v Speaker 4>It's always so many people who messages that are students

0:31:57.120 --> 0:32:01.200
<v Speaker 4>that are working, that are being better, people that have kids,

0:32:01.280 --> 0:32:06.239
<v Speaker 4>that are divorced or going through a divorce, in a breakup, cheating. Uh,

0:32:07.000 --> 0:32:10.800
<v Speaker 4>they've had COVID, not had COVID cancer survivors.

0:32:10.880 --> 0:32:14.160
<v Speaker 2>I mean we've had everything. Oh my god, wait a minute, Sidney,

0:32:14.160 --> 0:32:17.440
<v Speaker 2>we haven't even So last week we did a Patreon episode,

0:32:17.560 --> 0:32:21.040
<v Speaker 2>so please, and Sidney was like, we want tea, send

0:32:21.120 --> 0:32:21.760
<v Speaker 2>us tea.

0:32:21.880 --> 0:32:24.080
<v Speaker 3>Have you been reading the tea that people are sending.

0:32:24.160 --> 0:32:28.840
<v Speaker 2>Someone wrote something really good, Oh say swan hold swan Well,

0:32:28.840 --> 0:32:30.600
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to read one that's like too long.

0:32:30.720 --> 0:32:34.520
<v Speaker 2>But people are giving us all of their business and

0:32:34.560 --> 0:32:36.719
<v Speaker 2>we love it. I love when you guys listen to

0:32:36.760 --> 0:32:43.200
<v Speaker 2>what we say and you actually do what we're talking about. Bruh,

0:32:43.280 --> 0:32:51.160
<v Speaker 2>say what messy Okay, hold on um Okay, Okay, this

0:32:51.240 --> 0:32:54.280
<v Speaker 2>is from Should I say his name? No, don't say

0:32:54.320 --> 0:32:55.920
<v Speaker 2>the name, just say what the t Okay. This is

0:32:55.920 --> 0:33:00.920
<v Speaker 2>from our boo voo. Okay, that's all you're getting. Okay,

0:33:00.960 --> 0:33:03.760
<v Speaker 2>So y'all want some pipe in hot tea boom, Yes

0:33:03.800 --> 0:33:07.960
<v Speaker 2>we do, bet so cheater stories, I got you, Okay.

0:33:08.000 --> 0:33:11.920
<v Speaker 2>Sliding into my dms are two different married men. They're

0:33:11.960 --> 0:33:15.160
<v Speaker 2>sending nudes talking about wanting to come visit my boyfriend

0:33:15.160 --> 0:33:19.280
<v Speaker 2>and I and willing to FuG despite COVID. Married Man

0:33:19.360 --> 0:33:21.520
<v Speaker 2>one is a flight attendant who has free flights and

0:33:21.560 --> 0:33:23.800
<v Speaker 2>lives on the East Coast and is willing to book

0:33:23.960 --> 0:33:26.960
<v Speaker 2>a one night flight for me and my boyfriend to

0:33:27.040 --> 0:33:30.760
<v Speaker 2>fuck even though he has a whole ass wife. Married

0:33:30.760 --> 0:33:33.400
<v Speaker 2>Man number two lives in Canada on the East Coast.

0:33:33.680 --> 0:33:37.200
<v Speaker 2>He has two whole ass kids and a wife. While

0:33:37.280 --> 0:33:39.840
<v Speaker 2>problematic talking about how he wants to make my cheeps

0:33:40.320 --> 0:33:44.360
<v Speaker 2>cheeks clap, and I'm like, sir, clutches pearls. But also

0:33:44.440 --> 0:33:46.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm a terrible person, so like, if his stroke game

0:33:46.920 --> 0:33:48.600
<v Speaker 2>is really that bomb, I'm gonna have.

0:33:48.640 --> 0:33:49.880
<v Speaker 3>To see it to believe it.

0:33:50.040 --> 0:33:52.600
<v Speaker 2>Ha ha ha, just saying we're not trying to fuck

0:33:52.640 --> 0:33:54.280
<v Speaker 2>Chrius covid. It is not something we want to catch.

0:33:54.640 --> 0:33:57.560
<v Speaker 2>So yes, is this hee hot enough for you? Also?

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<v Speaker 3>I have receipts to prove it to Whooo?

0:34:02.120 --> 0:34:02.360
<v Speaker 2>Yes?

0:34:04.320 --> 0:34:07.280
<v Speaker 1>I mean is that a Do we know if it's

0:34:07.320 --> 0:34:12.560
<v Speaker 1>a gay man? Okay? I figured from the flight attendant,

0:34:12.719 --> 0:34:14.120
<v Speaker 1>you know, lol.

0:34:14.960 --> 0:34:19.120
<v Speaker 3>Lol, I think that one.

0:34:19.360 --> 0:34:21.680
<v Speaker 4>I had another friend tell me today that they're cheating

0:34:21.719 --> 0:34:23.480
<v Speaker 4>on the guy that they're seeing.

0:34:23.719 --> 0:34:26.000
<v Speaker 2>And at first I was like, that's so fucked up.

0:34:26.000 --> 0:34:30.240
<v Speaker 2>But people are bored. They're like, I have to spice

0:34:30.320 --> 0:34:33.319
<v Speaker 2>up my life right now, and the only way they're

0:34:33.320 --> 0:34:36.560
<v Speaker 2>going to do that is stepping out. I don't think

0:34:36.560 --> 0:34:38.520
<v Speaker 2>that's the only way to stay. You could learn a hobby.

0:34:38.600 --> 0:34:41.840
<v Speaker 2>You could skydive. There's no COVID in the sky. I

0:34:41.880 --> 0:34:44.560
<v Speaker 2>don't think actually it's airborne. It might be more dense

0:34:44.680 --> 0:34:47.400
<v Speaker 2>COVID up there, but I.

0:34:48.880 --> 0:34:49.120
<v Speaker 3>Don't know.

0:34:49.160 --> 0:34:50.440
<v Speaker 2>I think a lot of people are unappy in their

0:34:50.480 --> 0:34:53.600
<v Speaker 2>relationships right now, and I think that a lot of

0:34:53.680 --> 0:34:57.280
<v Speaker 2>us are kind of self sabotaging right now. We're doing

0:34:57.320 --> 0:35:00.600
<v Speaker 2>stuff that we know we have no business doing, but

0:35:00.640 --> 0:35:03.160
<v Speaker 2>we're like, well, whatever, the world is all going to

0:35:03.200 --> 0:35:07.280
<v Speaker 2>hell anyway, so let me get it in before it burns,

0:35:08.840 --> 0:35:11.879
<v Speaker 2>which is funny because it's probably gonna burn, you won't

0:35:11.880 --> 0:35:17.080
<v Speaker 2>be burning later. But I just I think that, is

0:35:17.120 --> 0:35:19.760
<v Speaker 2>there anybody who's listening to this right now who's actually happy,

0:35:19.920 --> 0:35:23.080
<v Speaker 2>like truly happy, Like you're in a good place financially,

0:35:23.680 --> 0:35:27.320
<v Speaker 2>You're content with what your house is doing, your baby's

0:35:27.360 --> 0:35:29.040
<v Speaker 2>not colligy, your.

0:35:28.920 --> 0:35:30.560
<v Speaker 3>Zoom classes are going smooth.

0:35:30.680 --> 0:35:33.160
<v Speaker 2>Is there anybody who's listening to this that is actually

0:35:33.760 --> 0:35:37.000
<v Speaker 2>truly happy, like content and is like, well, I wanted

0:35:37.000 --> 0:35:37.920
<v Speaker 2>to be inside anyway.

0:35:38.440 --> 0:35:41.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I feel like I'm like better, you know, like

0:35:41.960 --> 0:35:45.480
<v Speaker 1>this is like forced me to, like I guess, do more,

0:35:45.719 --> 0:35:48.279
<v Speaker 1>you know, just like be outside more. It's put me

0:35:48.320 --> 0:35:51.600
<v Speaker 1>in a situation where it's like, Okay, I'm forced to

0:35:51.600 --> 0:35:54.040
<v Speaker 1>be inside now, whereas like I just like would just

0:35:54.320 --> 0:35:56.959
<v Speaker 1>choose to be inside before. But now it's like, Okay,

0:35:56.960 --> 0:35:59.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm getting outside every day. I'm doing these things daily,

0:36:00.080 --> 0:36:03.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm making my apartment look better constantly, and it's like

0:36:03.560 --> 0:36:06.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm doing all these things. I mean, I feel like,

0:36:06.680 --> 0:36:09.759
<v Speaker 1>I mean the downside is I'm not seeing people, not

0:36:09.840 --> 0:36:13.480
<v Speaker 1>seeing my friends, and I'm losing social skills as a result.

0:36:13.520 --> 0:36:17.080
<v Speaker 1>But I'm like I feel better. The podcast industry is

0:36:17.120 --> 0:36:20.480
<v Speaker 1>going off right now. So it's like, okay, I'm I

0:36:20.560 --> 0:36:23.200
<v Speaker 1>feel okay right now in this moment. I mean in

0:36:23.200 --> 0:36:24.320
<v Speaker 1>an hour who knows.

0:36:24.360 --> 0:36:26.719
<v Speaker 3>But you said you feel okay in this moment.

0:36:26.760 --> 0:36:27.720
<v Speaker 2>But are you happy?

0:36:28.719 --> 0:36:31.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I feel happy. I feel fine. Yeah.

0:36:31.800 --> 0:36:33.480
<v Speaker 2>I love that for you. Well, if you're happy, then

0:36:33.480 --> 0:36:34.279
<v Speaker 2>I'm happy for you.

0:36:34.320 --> 0:36:35.319
<v Speaker 1>But thank you.

0:36:35.560 --> 0:36:36.960
<v Speaker 3>I'm not happy for me to say the same.

0:36:37.120 --> 0:36:42.520
<v Speaker 2>But that's really I'm like, wow, Andrew, that's wow. Wow

0:36:43.000 --> 0:36:44.439
<v Speaker 2>to rub your joy in our face.

0:36:44.640 --> 0:36:46.759
<v Speaker 1>No, no, but I mean part of a part of

0:36:46.800 --> 0:36:49.839
<v Speaker 1>where I'm getting my joy is from. I mean, we

0:36:49.840 --> 0:36:51.520
<v Speaker 1>we get to see each other once a week. I

0:36:51.560 --> 0:36:54.080
<v Speaker 1>get to see the content that you put out constantly.

0:36:54.160 --> 0:36:56.160
<v Speaker 1>I think that you're really having, you know, a really

0:36:56.200 --> 0:36:59.920
<v Speaker 1>great moment, both of you right now online. I'm happy

0:37:00.040 --> 0:37:01.840
<v Speaker 1>to see other people thrive as a result. And I

0:37:01.840 --> 0:37:02.720
<v Speaker 1>feel like you are.

0:37:02.800 --> 0:37:06.600
<v Speaker 2>Damn you know, are in a good place? Are you?

0:37:06.760 --> 0:37:08.080
<v Speaker 2>Are you sitting drugs?

0:37:08.239 --> 0:37:10.399
<v Speaker 3>Are you sitting on the new dick that Sydney's gonna get?

0:37:10.840 --> 0:37:13.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm not sitting on a chair. Actually sitting on

0:37:13.080 --> 0:37:14.120
<v Speaker 1>a giant cop.

0:37:14.160 --> 0:37:17.280
<v Speaker 2>Yay, sitting on a giant cock that is the title

0:37:17.280 --> 0:37:22.279
<v Speaker 2>of the episode sitting on a giant cook. Okay, well,

0:37:22.320 --> 0:37:26.560
<v Speaker 2>I I like this, but I forgot what I was

0:37:26.600 --> 0:37:27.040
<v Speaker 2>going to say.

0:37:27.080 --> 0:37:27.920
<v Speaker 3>I am.

0:37:28.480 --> 0:37:29.719
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if you guys can hear any of

0:37:29.760 --> 0:37:31.759
<v Speaker 2>the noise happening in my apartment right now, but my

0:37:33.080 --> 0:37:35.400
<v Speaker 2>oh no, at the title. The title of the episode

0:37:35.440 --> 0:37:37.520
<v Speaker 2>should be are you happy? Because we do? I do

0:37:37.600 --> 0:37:40.719
<v Speaker 2>want people who are happy. Hit us up, put it

0:37:40.960 --> 0:37:43.200
<v Speaker 2>tell us why. I think people who are happy are

0:37:43.239 --> 0:37:47.439
<v Speaker 2>just grateful. They just genuinely, genuinely are like it could

0:37:47.520 --> 0:37:50.600
<v Speaker 2>be worse. I'm glad that I have the people I have.

0:37:50.920 --> 0:37:56.080
<v Speaker 2>Nobody has died. I'm glad to be alive, just super grateful.

0:37:56.160 --> 0:37:58.040
<v Speaker 2>You can be grateful and not be happy. You could

0:37:58.040 --> 0:38:00.839
<v Speaker 2>be grateful for what you have and and not be

0:38:00.920 --> 0:38:03.239
<v Speaker 2>a happy person. Is that true?

0:38:03.360 --> 0:38:05.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because you can be focused on the things that

0:38:05.120 --> 0:38:09.680
<v Speaker 1>you don't have still or you're just not happy.

0:38:09.920 --> 0:38:11.880
<v Speaker 2>You can be like, oh, well, thank God I have

0:38:11.960 --> 0:38:14.959
<v Speaker 2>this apartment and thank God for my cats, and thank

0:38:15.040 --> 0:38:18.360
<v Speaker 2>God for this giant cock that I'm sitting on, but

0:38:19.400 --> 0:38:24.040
<v Speaker 2>still be like sad. It's not I don't know, and

0:38:24.239 --> 0:38:27.440
<v Speaker 2>I'm not trying to bring anybody's mood down. If you're

0:38:27.480 --> 0:38:31.560
<v Speaker 2>happy and you know it, clap your hands. But Andrew,

0:38:31.560 --> 0:38:33.560
<v Speaker 2>I think it's cool that you think you like what

0:38:33.600 --> 0:38:35.920
<v Speaker 2>we're doing on social media. This week is the least,

0:38:36.440 --> 0:38:38.360
<v Speaker 2>like I haven't. There are days that this week that

0:38:38.360 --> 0:38:40.319
<v Speaker 2>I didn't even log onto my Instagram because I was like,

0:38:41.120 --> 0:38:43.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm not doing this for myself today, Like I haven't

0:38:43.040 --> 0:38:45.359
<v Speaker 2>been on it today, I wasn't on it yesterday. And

0:38:45.480 --> 0:38:47.920
<v Speaker 2>I don't think I even opened my Instagram at all

0:38:47.920 --> 0:38:48.560
<v Speaker 2>on Mondays.

0:38:48.719 --> 0:38:51.919
<v Speaker 1>So but you're posting like the Patreon stuff like once

0:38:51.920 --> 0:38:53.560
<v Speaker 1>a week or you have to.

0:38:53.680 --> 0:38:54.440
<v Speaker 2>That's worth.

0:38:56.480 --> 0:39:02.480
<v Speaker 4>Today quotation and a program and we gotta yeah.

0:39:01.840 --> 0:39:03.960
<v Speaker 1>But that last the window, Like it doesn't matter to me,

0:39:04.080 --> 0:39:06.280
<v Speaker 1>like that you haven't logged on the past two days.

0:39:06.320 --> 0:39:09.879
<v Speaker 1>It's like that those videos have been like lasting, yeah,

0:39:09.920 --> 0:39:13.080
<v Speaker 1>you know, and the and the.

0:39:11.880 --> 0:39:14.680
<v Speaker 2>The feedback has been good. And I feel like I

0:39:14.840 --> 0:39:17.719
<v Speaker 2>like posting content like that because it's like, oh, I

0:39:17.760 --> 0:39:19.760
<v Speaker 2>don't even have to be funny. I'm just talking about

0:39:19.760 --> 0:39:21.560
<v Speaker 2>what I do or what I don't want to do,

0:39:21.719 --> 0:39:23.160
<v Speaker 2>and it's relatable.

0:39:23.800 --> 0:39:25.360
<v Speaker 3>So that's great. I love that.

0:39:25.640 --> 0:39:28.719
<v Speaker 2>I love that people like watching those because I I

0:39:28.800 --> 0:39:33.200
<v Speaker 2>work hard ish, I work hard on those, so that's cool.

0:39:33.480 --> 0:39:33.959
<v Speaker 1>They're good.

0:39:35.080 --> 0:39:39.720
<v Speaker 2>No, okay, So what what are some things that maybe

0:39:39.719 --> 0:39:41.359
<v Speaker 2>I should be talking about in the next video because

0:39:41.360 --> 0:39:45.120
<v Speaker 2>I have nothing prepared. M h s are you watching

0:39:45.120 --> 0:39:46.520
<v Speaker 2>a video over there? Sorry?

0:39:46.560 --> 0:39:49.560
<v Speaker 4>I was like, I wasn't on Instagram like all last

0:39:49.680 --> 0:39:51.080
<v Speaker 4>night and then you just mentioned that and.

0:39:51.040 --> 0:39:52.200
<v Speaker 2>I was like I had to check and I was

0:39:52.239 --> 0:39:55.919
<v Speaker 2>like what the fuck? I was like, yeah, damn, we

0:39:55.920 --> 0:40:02.839
<v Speaker 2>wasn't on there. We wasn't on there yesterday. Crazy wow, unbelievable.

0:40:03.360 --> 0:40:09.279
<v Speaker 2>Oh oh okay, so I had well, it wasn't like

0:40:09.320 --> 0:40:13.480
<v Speaker 2>a I don't know if I should bring it up. Yeah,

0:40:13.520 --> 0:40:14.520
<v Speaker 2>bring it up, bring it up?

0:40:14.840 --> 0:40:15.600
<v Speaker 3>Do it you?

0:40:15.719 --> 0:40:17.760
<v Speaker 2>And these classes? Were you idiot?

0:40:20.320 --> 0:40:21.719
<v Speaker 3>They're like the Cardi B.

0:40:22.080 --> 0:40:24.879
<v Speaker 2>What album did she just release last year?

0:40:26.040 --> 0:40:27.360
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god? What was that called? With?

0:40:27.440 --> 0:40:31.399
<v Speaker 2>Like I like privacy, invasion of privacy? Yeah? Those are good,

0:40:31.880 --> 0:40:34.680
<v Speaker 2>card are you? Is this a good time to be

0:40:34.719 --> 0:40:37.160
<v Speaker 2>set in boundaries with people, because I just feel like

0:40:38.560 --> 0:40:41.719
<v Speaker 2>individuals are very unstable and they're doing things that they

0:40:41.760 --> 0:40:45.399
<v Speaker 2>wouldn't normally do, but because they're so out of whack,

0:40:45.480 --> 0:40:48.239
<v Speaker 2>they're like, I'm gonna come to your house and need

0:40:48.239 --> 0:40:50.879
<v Speaker 2>all your snacks. But it's I don't normally do this.

0:40:53.200 --> 0:40:54.400
<v Speaker 2>Can you please tell us what happened?

0:40:54.440 --> 0:40:58.280
<v Speaker 3>Somebody came to your house? What do they eat?

0:40:59.239 --> 0:41:01.480
<v Speaker 2>I feel like it just keeps happening at my house.

0:41:01.520 --> 0:41:03.919
<v Speaker 2>That like, people just get comfortable and they're like, I'm

0:41:03.920 --> 0:41:08.040
<v Speaker 2>gonna eat your snacks. I'm gonna drink your lacroix, which

0:41:08.160 --> 0:41:11.480
<v Speaker 2>is fine, But I'm like, is it not? This is

0:41:11.520 --> 0:41:15.280
<v Speaker 2>not the BuzzFeed office. I don't have unlimited of anything

0:41:16.200 --> 0:41:20.000
<v Speaker 2>outside and breadsticks. Yeah, well, Sidney, you do have a

0:41:20.080 --> 0:41:23.640
<v Speaker 2>snack filled house. Okay, No, Sydney's house is like a

0:41:23.680 --> 0:41:29.520
<v Speaker 2>playground for single men and children. That is what the snack.

0:41:29.640 --> 0:41:33.200
<v Speaker 2>She's got gummy things, She's got crunchy things, sweet and

0:41:33.320 --> 0:41:37.200
<v Speaker 2>savory things. She is like Lucky Charms slash Cinnamon Toad's

0:41:37.239 --> 0:41:39.960
<v Speaker 2>crunch in the same box. So, Sidney and you have

0:41:40.080 --> 0:41:44.040
<v Speaker 2>you live also in like a stoner's dream. So I

0:41:44.080 --> 0:41:47.040
<v Speaker 2>think that you know. So you're blaming me. Okay, God,

0:41:47.760 --> 0:41:50.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm blaming you. I am Andrew. What do you have

0:41:50.160 --> 0:41:50.479
<v Speaker 2>to say?

0:41:51.239 --> 0:41:54.080
<v Speaker 1>I just think it's interesting. I really thought that Marie

0:41:54.200 --> 0:41:55.840
<v Speaker 1>was gonna bring this up, but I guess I'll be

0:41:55.920 --> 0:41:58.000
<v Speaker 1>the one to do it. I mean, just a few

0:41:58.040 --> 0:42:02.000
<v Speaker 1>short months ago, you were on this same exact situation,

0:42:02.280 --> 0:42:06.200
<v Speaker 1>just on the opposite end. So now you're getting upset.

0:42:06.280 --> 0:42:11.840
<v Speaker 1>This is well, wow with the cereal girl.

0:42:12.040 --> 0:42:15.120
<v Speaker 2>First of all, that was a whole motherfucking year ago, bitch,

0:42:15.400 --> 0:42:16.439
<v Speaker 2>a whole year ago.

0:42:17.040 --> 0:42:18.040
<v Speaker 3>Yes she was.

0:42:18.200 --> 0:42:20.399
<v Speaker 2>The shoe was on the arm, shoes on the other

0:42:20.480 --> 0:42:25.600
<v Speaker 2>cereal boxes. Yeah, no, no, it was easy. It wasn't

0:42:25.640 --> 0:42:25.919
<v Speaker 2>the same.

0:42:26.000 --> 0:42:28.279
<v Speaker 1>And how was that not the same? How is that

0:42:28.360 --> 0:42:31.840
<v Speaker 1>not the same? Because at the time it sounded like

0:42:32.200 --> 0:42:34.799
<v Speaker 1>what we did announce that it was Carolina, right, we

0:42:34.840 --> 0:42:39.520
<v Speaker 1>say Carolina, Okay, okay. Carolina was upset because it was

0:42:39.560 --> 0:42:43.279
<v Speaker 1>a you were doing it consistently, you know, and.

0:42:43.200 --> 0:42:45.640
<v Speaker 4>So it was upset that I had said something about

0:42:46.000 --> 0:42:49.360
<v Speaker 4>the type of cereal or like how much cereal was left.

0:42:49.400 --> 0:42:52.680
<v Speaker 4>But she was like, I got cereal for you, like

0:42:53.640 --> 0:42:57.160
<v Speaker 4>because I know you eat cereal. She she thought that

0:42:57.200 --> 0:42:58.720
<v Speaker 4>I wasn't being appreciative.

0:43:00.120 --> 0:43:01.799
<v Speaker 2>She said you would come to her house eat her

0:43:01.840 --> 0:43:05.520
<v Speaker 2>cereal or something, and then she started keeping cereal in

0:43:05.520 --> 0:43:07.880
<v Speaker 2>the house because of that. And then you came to

0:43:07.920 --> 0:43:12.480
<v Speaker 2>the house. I can't believe we're rehashing this again. Came

0:43:14.120 --> 0:43:16.040
<v Speaker 2>and you were like it was not even any cereal

0:43:16.080 --> 0:43:18.520
<v Speaker 2>in this box or whatever the joke well or whatever

0:43:18.520 --> 0:43:22.040
<v Speaker 2>the comment was, and that is what set the whole

0:43:22.040 --> 0:43:25.759
<v Speaker 2>thing off. And now you are saying someone came to

0:43:25.760 --> 0:43:28.719
<v Speaker 2>the house and ate all of your snacks and this

0:43:28.880 --> 0:43:33.160
<v Speaker 2>is not where they're supposed to do that. So the

0:43:33.400 --> 0:43:35.680
<v Speaker 2>I guess the only real difference here is that the

0:43:36.239 --> 0:43:39.440
<v Speaker 2>person didn't comment on you not having enough food for

0:43:39.480 --> 0:43:41.960
<v Speaker 2>them to eat. That's kind of really difference.

0:43:41.719 --> 0:43:44.440
<v Speaker 1>Right now, I know, Could I know? Because could you

0:43:44.480 --> 0:43:47.239
<v Speaker 1>imagine if they if they brought up, you know, the

0:43:47.719 --> 0:43:50.360
<v Speaker 1>snacks supply not being where they like it.

0:43:50.320 --> 0:43:54.319
<v Speaker 2>Well, they wouldn't because I have so much well you

0:43:54.360 --> 0:43:57.680
<v Speaker 2>did before they got there. How many popsicles? If somebody

0:43:57.680 --> 0:43:59.600
<v Speaker 2>has a box of popsticles at their house, how many

0:43:59.600 --> 0:44:03.200
<v Speaker 2>popsticle should you have? One? One?

0:44:04.160 --> 0:44:06.480
<v Speaker 1>God? Wait, how many popsicles? Did?

0:44:06.480 --> 0:44:09.759
<v Speaker 2>They had three? They had three popsicles and an ice

0:44:09.880 --> 0:44:11.920
<v Speaker 2>pop and an ice cream.

0:44:11.960 --> 0:44:18.040
<v Speaker 3>I mean they had four. And then they went in

0:44:18.080 --> 0:44:20.359
<v Speaker 3>the fridge and they took food out that.

0:44:20.480 --> 0:44:24.400
<v Speaker 2>Was leftovers for the week, and they helped themselves to

0:44:24.560 --> 0:44:31.560
<v Speaker 2>a saving of food. Oh my god, this person opened

0:44:31.880 --> 0:44:36.960
<v Speaker 2>then they opened another package of snacks that they would

0:44:37.040 --> 0:44:41.880
<v Speaker 2>finish my oreos. They finished that they did they ate

0:44:41.880 --> 0:44:45.320
<v Speaker 2>the oreoles to the face. They they d a sleeve

0:44:45.400 --> 0:44:47.799
<v Speaker 2>of oreos in front of me, and then I was like, oh,

0:44:47.840 --> 0:44:50.320
<v Speaker 2>they must have bought those from home, because there's no way,

0:44:50.680 --> 0:44:54.239
<v Speaker 2>there's no way I would eat that many oreos if

0:44:54.280 --> 0:44:55.600
<v Speaker 2>I did pay for them.

0:44:55.760 --> 0:44:56.720
<v Speaker 3>And then.

0:44:58.080 --> 0:44:59.280
<v Speaker 2>Well, I guess an.

0:44:59.239 --> 0:45:02.960
<v Speaker 1>Entire sleeve of oreos after what four popsicles.

0:45:02.719 --> 0:45:06.520
<v Speaker 2>It was mixed in oreos. Then I also saw some

0:45:06.560 --> 0:45:12.040
<v Speaker 2>fruit stacks being consumed. Yep, some airheads were consumed. And

0:45:12.080 --> 0:45:13.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm not I'm not gonna get I'm not gonna really

0:45:13.960 --> 0:45:16.640
<v Speaker 2>get into it. But if you go to the house,

0:45:17.680 --> 0:45:22.480
<v Speaker 2>what they killed water, water and vegetables, which we know

0:45:22.640 --> 0:45:24.880
<v Speaker 2>is the anti Sydney right there, that's the city.

0:45:25.840 --> 0:45:29.480
<v Speaker 4>So I couldn't personally do that to them because it's

0:45:29.520 --> 0:45:32.000
<v Speaker 4>just that set up as it's not like that.

0:45:33.800 --> 0:45:36.120
<v Speaker 2>So wow, that was funny.

0:45:36.280 --> 0:45:37.560
<v Speaker 3>I mean, I don't know.

0:45:37.680 --> 0:45:40.239
<v Speaker 2>I I was brought up the way that my mother

0:45:40.320 --> 0:45:42.840
<v Speaker 2>raised me. If you're eating, if you're making something and

0:45:42.840 --> 0:45:44.879
<v Speaker 2>there's someone in that room with you, or there's someone

0:45:44.880 --> 0:45:47.440
<v Speaker 2>in the house, you offer them what you're making. You

0:45:48.040 --> 0:45:50.399
<v Speaker 2>eat with the person that's in your house. And then

0:45:51.640 --> 0:45:53.840
<v Speaker 2>if you go to somebody's house and they have stuff.

0:45:53.880 --> 0:45:56.920
<v Speaker 2>You don't just take it. You're supposed to ask. You're

0:45:56.920 --> 0:46:00.160
<v Speaker 2>supposed to ask, Hey, can I get one of these? Oh?

0:46:00.160 --> 0:46:01.759
<v Speaker 2>Can I try that? Blah blah blah blah blah. That's

0:46:01.760 --> 0:46:05.920
<v Speaker 2>how I was raised. But this real comfortable opening the freezer,

0:46:06.120 --> 0:46:09.680
<v Speaker 2>digging through the boxes, picking a flavor, licking it and

0:46:09.719 --> 0:46:10.479
<v Speaker 2>putting it back.

0:46:10.600 --> 0:46:11.040
<v Speaker 5>That is.

0:46:11.440 --> 0:46:16.320
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, that is. I've known Sydney for several years,

0:46:16.360 --> 0:46:19.440
<v Speaker 2>and I'm not doing that in her house. I'll go

0:46:19.520 --> 0:46:21.080
<v Speaker 2>get something and be like, can I grab some of

0:46:21.120 --> 0:46:23.960
<v Speaker 2>these fruit snacks? Or I'll take a popsicle if I

0:46:24.000 --> 0:46:26.360
<v Speaker 2>see you going to get one, But like, why I offer?

0:46:26.440 --> 0:46:28.920
<v Speaker 2>I do offer? Right, I feel like I'm a pretty

0:46:28.920 --> 0:46:31.480
<v Speaker 2>decent host because I'm like, well you were, you were

0:46:31.480 --> 0:46:34.160
<v Speaker 2>a great host. This week'sis to me and your friend

0:46:34.160 --> 0:46:35.000
<v Speaker 2>who ate all your food?

0:46:35.800 --> 0:46:39.040
<v Speaker 1>Were you like getting toward like the tipping point? Like

0:46:39.120 --> 0:46:41.839
<v Speaker 1>what could this person have done that? Like you would

0:46:41.840 --> 0:46:43.560
<v Speaker 1>have been like stop.

0:46:43.560 --> 0:46:44.680
<v Speaker 2>A fifth popsicle?

0:46:46.239 --> 0:46:48.920
<v Speaker 1>Would you have ever called them out?

0:46:49.600 --> 0:46:50.000
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

0:46:50.080 --> 0:46:53.080
<v Speaker 4>I think that's my problem because it's not at the

0:46:53.160 --> 0:46:55.880
<v Speaker 4>end of the day, I don't need to eat all

0:46:55.880 --> 0:46:56.719
<v Speaker 4>these popsicles.

0:46:56.760 --> 0:46:59.719
<v Speaker 2>Anyway, I don't need all these snacks. They're not good

0:46:59.719 --> 0:47:02.680
<v Speaker 2>from me. I need someone to hear you.

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<v Speaker 3>Need a little bit more of that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the kale chips at the house.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but when I know people are coming over, I

0:47:10.120 --> 0:47:16.200
<v Speaker 4>set my refrigerator up for like guests, So I just

0:47:16.239 --> 0:47:17.880
<v Speaker 4>need to just let it rock and just be like, well,

0:47:17.880 --> 0:47:18.680
<v Speaker 4>the guests are coming over.

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<v Speaker 2>This was what it's.

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<v Speaker 4>I bought the oreos for the people to come over.

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<v Speaker 4>I bought the chips for y'all, so like, I need

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<v Speaker 4>to just stop being petty and just be.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, you did not buy those chips.

0:47:30.600 --> 0:47:32.480
<v Speaker 4>You know you didn't know I bought I have a

0:47:32.480 --> 0:47:34.200
<v Speaker 4>bag of chips for myself, and then I bought a

0:47:34.239 --> 0:47:35.439
<v Speaker 4>bag of chips for the group.

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<v Speaker 3>Your friend was running through those snacks like the tomb Rado.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't running through the snacks like the that's a

0:47:42.920 --> 0:47:45.759
<v Speaker 2>good title. That's a title as well. That is so long,

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<v Speaker 2>running through the snacks like therader er. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know there's something there.

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<v Speaker 2>All I know is that it's I was shocked because

0:47:56.280 --> 0:47:57.880
<v Speaker 2>every time this person came back in the room, I

0:47:57.920 --> 0:48:00.960
<v Speaker 2>was like, oh, my joy hit the floor. I was like, oh,

0:48:01.760 --> 0:48:03.959
<v Speaker 2>I said, jam don't even eat that much in this house,

0:48:03.960 --> 0:48:05.800
<v Speaker 2>and all I ever do is see that cat eating

0:48:05.880 --> 0:48:06.440
<v Speaker 2>and sitting.

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<v Speaker 4>So yeah, eating and sitting. That's what my that's what

0:48:09.880 --> 0:48:14.360
<v Speaker 4>my jam Master flex does. Well, I think we gotta

0:48:14.800 --> 0:48:17.640
<v Speaker 4>wrap it up because I do have to go get

0:48:17.680 --> 0:48:18.319
<v Speaker 4>this hair done.

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<v Speaker 2>And how many ads do we have? Andrew?

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<v Speaker 1>I think like three. I don't know.

0:48:24.480 --> 0:48:29.839
<v Speaker 2>Three we're going to do. And I pay you to

0:48:29.920 --> 0:48:34.520
<v Speaker 2>just do the ads for us. Yikes, how many? I

0:48:34.560 --> 0:48:35.319
<v Speaker 2>thought it was just one?

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<v Speaker 1>Andrew, I don't. I don't. I haven't tried.

0:48:39.040 --> 0:48:40.879
<v Speaker 2>Well, you know when by the time this they get

0:48:40.880 --> 0:48:43.400
<v Speaker 2>to this part of the episode, they'll have fast forward through.

0:48:43.200 --> 0:48:44.279
<v Speaker 3>The ads anyway.

0:48:45.800 --> 0:48:51.400
<v Speaker 2>That he's going to delete, Delete, delete, We work hard

0:48:51.480 --> 0:48:56.319
<v Speaker 2>to do those ads for you. Lit Maybe just throw

0:48:56.320 --> 0:48:59.520
<v Speaker 2>the ads in heren official expert listeners.

0:48:59.320 --> 0:49:02.160
<v Speaker 1>At the very and that's where they that's where companies

0:49:02.239 --> 0:49:04.400
<v Speaker 1>love putting. It's only one ad, actually.

0:49:04.120 --> 0:49:06.120
<v Speaker 2>It's only one, gorgeous Sidney, I will do the ad.

0:49:06.360 --> 0:49:09.759
<v Speaker 2>You my nappy headed beautiful guys, Oh my god, how deare?

0:49:09.840 --> 0:49:12.319
<v Speaker 2>It is very nappy. It's discussing a.

0:49:12.360 --> 0:49:15.440
<v Speaker 3>Little sailor moon boom.

0:49:15.520 --> 0:49:16.160
<v Speaker 2>It looks good.

0:49:17.160 --> 0:49:21.680
<v Speaker 4>Also, we should watch Sailor Moon again. Adrian was saying

0:49:21.719 --> 0:49:24.479
<v Speaker 4>that it's so problematic because the girls kept talking about

0:49:24.480 --> 0:49:27.240
<v Speaker 4>how skinny they were and how they didn't they can't

0:49:27.280 --> 0:49:29.520
<v Speaker 4>eat today, And I didn't know that's what they were

0:49:29.520 --> 0:49:30.480
<v Speaker 4>teaching the kids.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if they were to have eating disorders,

0:49:32.560 --> 0:49:33.920
<v Speaker 2>but I know she said they talked about it in

0:49:33.920 --> 0:49:35.920
<v Speaker 2>the first episode, So I don't know if it was

0:49:35.920 --> 0:49:38.680
<v Speaker 2>the whole series, I'm gonna watch it.

0:49:39.320 --> 0:49:40.399
<v Speaker 3>Were they superheroes?

0:49:40.440 --> 0:49:44.200
<v Speaker 2>What was Sailor Moon? I don't remember. They have been

0:49:44.200 --> 0:49:47.520
<v Speaker 2>annoying as fuck. They just they just talk too much.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, nobody watch it. There's other things.

0:49:53.719 --> 0:49:55.040
<v Speaker 2>No, there's not other things.

0:49:55.200 --> 0:49:56.160
<v Speaker 3>Wants to watch it.

0:49:56.400 --> 0:49:58.880
<v Speaker 4>I need to hate watch like Emily and Paris before

0:49:58.880 --> 0:50:01.399
<v Speaker 4>we get out of here. Emily and Paris was a

0:50:01.440 --> 0:50:04.680
<v Speaker 4>fucking great show and I killed it. I watched it

0:50:04.800 --> 0:50:08.560
<v Speaker 4>all in one night, and yes, we're mad at this.

0:50:08.560 --> 0:50:11.440
<v Speaker 4>This this bitch that went to Paris and didn't know

0:50:11.520 --> 0:50:13.520
<v Speaker 4>any French and she went in there and talked to

0:50:13.560 --> 0:50:15.239
<v Speaker 4>everybody like, Oh, they're just.

0:50:15.120 --> 0:50:17.759
<v Speaker 2>Gonna take me in with open arms. But it just

0:50:17.880 --> 0:50:20.480
<v Speaker 2>was a great excuse. Who is on the show. Is

0:50:20.480 --> 0:50:23.400
<v Speaker 2>this an old show or noo Lily, Lily Collins or

0:50:23.440 --> 0:50:24.080
<v Speaker 2>something like that.

0:50:24.560 --> 0:50:27.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Lily Collins.

0:50:26.840 --> 0:50:29.080
<v Speaker 2>But it sounds they hated it.

0:50:29.080 --> 0:50:31.720
<v Speaker 4>They kept saying that this is like sex in the City,

0:50:31.880 --> 0:50:34.080
<v Speaker 4>but like younger and I was like, no, it's not.

0:50:34.239 --> 0:50:38.040
<v Speaker 2>This bitch can't dress. Everything she wearing is tacky, tacky, tacky.

0:50:38.840 --> 0:50:39.879
<v Speaker 2>Nobody would wear that.

0:50:40.239 --> 0:50:42.080
<v Speaker 4>But it was supposed to be on a spin on

0:50:42.200 --> 0:50:45.360
<v Speaker 4>like Americans are loud and does they don't have taste,

0:50:45.640 --> 0:50:48.400
<v Speaker 4>so when they come to Paris, they look they look busted.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well that's that sounds right to me.

0:50:51.920 --> 0:50:54.279
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I don't need y'all to watch Emily Paris. I'm

0:50:54.320 --> 0:50:57.319
<v Speaker 4>just saying, don't let people like stir you away from

0:50:57.320 --> 0:50:59.120
<v Speaker 4>watching something that actually.

0:50:58.800 --> 0:51:00.880
<v Speaker 2>It might be good for you. It might Okay, hold on,

0:51:02.360 --> 0:51:05.480
<v Speaker 2>you liked it. I liked it. I'm saying with my

0:51:05.520 --> 0:51:09.160
<v Speaker 2>motherfucking chest, it was great. That was okay, because you

0:51:09.160 --> 0:51:13.160
<v Speaker 2>were talking, Yeah it was, You're like it was dumb.

0:51:13.160 --> 0:51:13.960
<v Speaker 3>It was.

0:51:13.680 --> 0:51:16.239
<v Speaker 2>I was like, I hated her, but I was like,

0:51:16.520 --> 0:51:18.239
<v Speaker 2>at the end, I was kind of rooting.

0:51:17.960 --> 0:51:20.000
<v Speaker 3>For her, Loki, but I'm not.

0:51:20.080 --> 0:51:22.359
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to watch that, Okay. I can look

0:51:22.360 --> 0:51:25.839
<v Speaker 2>out my window and see problematic Americans every single day.

0:51:26.160 --> 0:51:32.600
<v Speaker 2>Truth that can't dress, that friend, I can't dress. Okay, Well,

0:51:33.520 --> 0:51:36.759
<v Speaker 2>are we setting intentions for the week are we Are

0:51:36.760 --> 0:51:39.560
<v Speaker 2>we talking about sex moves for the weekend? What are

0:51:39.680 --> 0:51:42.960
<v Speaker 2>we closing? I'm going to read a book. I'm going

0:51:42.960 --> 0:51:43.560
<v Speaker 2>to read a book.

0:51:43.600 --> 0:51:45.799
<v Speaker 4>It's like how to the whole book, how to be

0:51:45.840 --> 0:51:47.920
<v Speaker 4>a rich person or something like that. I'm going to

0:51:47.960 --> 0:51:50.120
<v Speaker 4>read that because I need to get my finances in

0:51:50.239 --> 0:51:52.880
<v Speaker 4>order and or how to become rich or something I

0:51:52.880 --> 0:51:55.359
<v Speaker 4>gotta gets.

0:51:54.360 --> 0:51:55.759
<v Speaker 3>Sue's orsman or men.

0:51:56.120 --> 0:52:00.120
<v Speaker 2>Hold on, hold on, I think Sydney's leading. Okay, you

0:52:00.160 --> 0:52:01.839
<v Speaker 2>don't have to come back for what he does any

0:52:01.960 --> 0:52:02.600
<v Speaker 2>episode here.

0:52:02.880 --> 0:52:04.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I feel like we've already.

0:52:04.520 --> 0:52:06.719
<v Speaker 2>The way you got up and walked away. She threw

0:52:06.800 --> 0:52:08.840
<v Speaker 2>the headphones on the ground, like the headphones.

0:52:08.880 --> 0:52:11.680
<v Speaker 1>Well, she's getting the book, I imagine. Yeah, my god,

0:52:11.719 --> 0:52:12.319
<v Speaker 1>here's the book.

0:52:12.520 --> 0:52:14.960
<v Speaker 2>Amazing Sydney has books in her house. I am impressed.

0:52:15.600 --> 0:52:18.080
<v Speaker 2>The book is called I Will Teach You to Be Rich.

0:52:18.680 --> 0:52:19.399
<v Speaker 3>Show me the cover.

0:52:21.000 --> 0:52:23.120
<v Speaker 2>And when I posted on Instagram, people were like, Yo,

0:52:23.160 --> 0:52:25.480
<v Speaker 2>the book is really good. I didn't use any of

0:52:25.560 --> 0:52:29.400
<v Speaker 2>your seller. They said, Yo, I read that ship it

0:52:29.480 --> 0:52:31.080
<v Speaker 2>was so good. I didn't do none of the stuff

0:52:31.120 --> 0:52:32.759
<v Speaker 2>they told me to do. But it is really good.

0:52:33.320 --> 0:52:35.279
<v Speaker 2>If I really stuck by it, I would I would

0:52:35.320 --> 0:52:36.960
<v Speaker 2>be better with money. So you're gonna read this book

0:52:37.000 --> 0:52:38.960
<v Speaker 2>this weekend? Are you gonna read the book for the week? No,

0:52:39.120 --> 0:52:41.480
<v Speaker 2>this weekend, I'm gonna do it. It's just a sixth

0:52:41.840 --> 0:52:45.840
<v Speaker 2>sick It's just a sixth six week program that works

0:52:46.320 --> 0:52:48.200
<v Speaker 2>six So you're gonna do six weeks in one day?

0:52:48.280 --> 0:52:50.960
<v Speaker 2>Got it? Love that for you. No guilt, no excuses,

0:52:51.040 --> 0:52:55.320
<v Speaker 2>no bullshit, just a six week pope. I can't speak

0:52:55.320 --> 0:52:57.080
<v Speaker 2>all right, ya know? Well? Good luck with the books?

0:52:57.080 --> 0:52:57.200
<v Speaker 3>Is?

0:52:57.200 --> 0:52:59.640
<v Speaker 2>I see you doing the back cover beautifully brilliant.

0:53:01.200 --> 0:53:03.000
<v Speaker 1>It's gonna take a while to get through the books.

0:53:03.120 --> 0:53:10.359
<v Speaker 4>I can read, I just reading out loud is hard

0:53:10.400 --> 0:53:14.400
<v Speaker 4>at times. Fuck up, Okay, guys, I'm out. Marie is

0:53:14.400 --> 0:53:16.759
<v Speaker 4>going to finish the podcast without me because I have

0:53:16.800 --> 0:53:17.040
<v Speaker 4>to go.

0:53:17.360 --> 0:53:20.120
<v Speaker 1>Because you can't ready.

0:53:21.480 --> 0:53:25.200
<v Speaker 2>Now that hurts, Andrew. I've come a long way. I'm

0:53:25.280 --> 0:53:27.080
<v Speaker 2>waiting you have here.

0:53:27.200 --> 0:53:29.360
<v Speaker 1>Yes, you're Andrew.

0:53:30.000 --> 0:53:31.319
<v Speaker 2>You are said that for real?

0:53:31.760 --> 0:53:40.080
<v Speaker 1>Oh I was just bouncing off, no circling back.

0:53:41.360 --> 0:53:44.279
<v Speaker 2>That hurt. I'm taking that personal. And you'll hear from

0:53:44.320 --> 0:53:47.120
<v Speaker 2>my people. Okay, okay, okay, I love that for you. Okay,

0:53:47.120 --> 0:53:49.440
<v Speaker 2>all right, okay't wait to see the bundles later. Have

0:53:49.440 --> 0:53:51.919
<v Speaker 2>a good Actually, I'm miss you tonight. Yes, yeah, see

0:53:51.920 --> 0:53:55.839
<v Speaker 2>you today. I'm doing the show tonight and I'm gonna

0:53:55.840 --> 0:53:58.200
<v Speaker 2>bomb and it's gonna be fun. I'm bring a box

0:53:58.200 --> 0:54:01.840
<v Speaker 2>of popsicles for me. Please, thank you so much. Okay, guys,

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