Speaker 1: Forever.
Speaker 2: Okay too too, beepep, we're here. Hi guys, Sydney. You
Speaker 2: so kind of muffled? Sis do I what about X?
Speaker 2: I think maybe you were just too close. Yeah it
Speaker 2: was fine.
Speaker 3: Ooh, you're intense and realcos you're making it.
Speaker 2: Love for me.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's talk about the problematic get together I had
Speaker 4: at my house.
Speaker 2: Like a day I well, problematic. I had a fantastic time.
Speaker 2: It was so much fun.
Speaker 4: Marie that like, wow, Okay, so you know, for the
Speaker 4: fans who've known me forever, I have an ex like
Speaker 4: everybody else or no, I am officially the only person
Speaker 4: who's ever had an ex. But Adrian is moving to Detroit.
Speaker 4: Bye bye, Adrian. We love you somebody, Bye bye. She's
Speaker 4: moving there forever. So I wanted to have like a
Speaker 4: sindoff for her and a meme. Marie and a couple
Speaker 4: of other people came to the house. I need wings,
Speaker 4: a fresh salad. We had snacks and.
Speaker 3: Drunk Listen, sid can salad?
Speaker 2: I mean, Sidney, how long was that box of lettuce
Speaker 2: sitting in your house? I had just bought it the
Speaker 2: day before. Oh okay, because I know that on sick
Speaker 2: can cook. You're not really like a big vegetable or
Speaker 2: green person. But you put together a cute little salad
Speaker 2: with some crumbled feta, and I was like, oh, gay, sis,
Speaker 2: good salad. I'm doing well.
Speaker 4: I knew that you guys wanted some type of vegetables,
Speaker 4: so I had salad for you.
Speaker 3: When you say you guys wanted, are you saying that
Speaker 3: you don't need vegetables in your life?
Speaker 2: No? I do do. I need to be better. It's hard,
Speaker 2: but I need to do it. I mean, you ate it,
Speaker 2: and you were like, oh, I'm shot. You almost surprised
Speaker 2: that the salad could be good.
Speaker 4: But then you know when when Molly came over and
Speaker 4: I made like lunch for Molly and Larry, I made
Speaker 4: like a little salad for her and him and put
Speaker 4: little bacon, little bacon bits in there, and it was
Speaker 4: cute and they were like, girl, the salads really good.
Speaker 2: And I was like, okay, well, I have to keep
Speaker 2: it going. Is it a salad? I'm asking the listeners.
Speaker 2: Is it a salad if there's bacon in it? Yes, yeah.
Speaker 1: If it's like mostly grain.
Speaker 4: There's cucumbers, there's tomato, there was it was like pieces
Speaker 4: of bacon. It wasn't like a whole thick cut slab
Speaker 4: of bacon.
Speaker 2: Just laying on top of a b Yeah. No, it
Speaker 2: wasn't like that. It was just like crumbled up pieces
Speaker 2: of bacon. Thank you so much, okay, okay, okay, and
Speaker 2: then tell them what else you made for the for
Speaker 2: your guests. Yo.
Speaker 4: We well, we call them now the Conquest Wings Conquest
Speaker 4: because Reggie Conquest had gave me the recipe and they
Speaker 4: were divine.
Speaker 2: So they were so good. Two or three weeks ago,
Speaker 2: Sydney made buffalo wings on sitd can Cook and she
Speaker 2: said they were a hit. So she made them for
Speaker 2: us a few nights ago and they were a hit.
Speaker 2: Sis Uh, Sydney's our wing person now our unofficial expert
Speaker 2: in making buffalo wings. Yes, they really were good.
Speaker 4: I couldn't believe it, Marie, the way y'all were chomping
Speaker 4: them down. And I feel like I bought maybe like
Speaker 4: fifty wings.
Speaker 2: How many are left? None? They're gone. Oh wow, when
Speaker 2: I tell you, God be provided. Yeah.
Speaker 4: But then we just was listening to music on my
Speaker 4: projector and we were just singing songs out. It was
Speaker 4: like a little hood karaoke and it was fun, like
Speaker 4: just lovehood karaoke, just music back in the day, like
Speaker 4: R and B groups and just when the music was
Speaker 4: something to know the words for.
Speaker 3: Yes, I love hood karaoke.
Speaker 2: I went to a karaoke night once and there was
Speaker 2: like this old black couple there and the guy sang
Speaker 2: Luther Vandros and he sounded just like him. And then
Speaker 2: the lady sang, I don't know some old black singer
Speaker 2: and I'm gonna say, Gladys Knight. I have no idea
Speaker 2: who it was. And they sounded like professional singers and
Speaker 2: we were like okay, and then people started doing salt
Speaker 2: and pepper. It was. It was a fun night. But anyway, Sidney,
Speaker 2: we did karaoke at your house. We ate good. It
Speaker 2: was only a couple of people. It felt good to
Speaker 2: almost be normal again. It was like, wow, remember hanging out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a few people that like we normally
Speaker 4: hang out with anyway. And I think, you know again,
Speaker 4: we're just just trying to be as safe as possible.
Speaker 4: These are people who don't get out either, and they
Speaker 4: stay in their house all the time, and I just
Speaker 4: feel like it's driving us mad.
Speaker 2: It is. It is a lot of people are having
Speaker 2: a hard time now, more than before. I think some
Speaker 2: of us have reached our breaking points. People who were
Speaker 2: like okay at the beginning of the pandem are now
Speaker 2: like really really having a hard time people being me.
Speaker 2: But uh, you know, it felt good to come out
Speaker 2: Like I had been in my house for like two
Speaker 2: days before that, and I hadn't gotten dressed, I hadn't
Speaker 2: put makeup on, I had barely combed my tiny Morgan
Speaker 2: Freeman afro, and then getting ready to go to Sydney's house,
Speaker 2: I was like, all right, I'm gonna let me. Let
Speaker 2: me put a little makeup on, let me you look
Speaker 2: really good, let me throw on a boot. And it
Speaker 2: was like, I felt good. It feels good to put
Speaker 2: stuff on. It feels good to put a little bit
Speaker 2: of effort into your appearance. Right now, it's hard and
Speaker 2: it feels unnecessary, but when you do it, it feels good.
Speaker 2: Andrew have you, I mean you've been saying in that
Speaker 2: that apartment, I've.
Speaker 1: Been saying and we were talking a little bit before
Speaker 1: Marie came into the recording. But like I feel like
Speaker 1: I am like falling so back with like progress that
Speaker 1: I've made, just not being because I feel like very
Speaker 1: socially uncomfortable in a lot of situations. And so I
Speaker 1: feel like I've made a lot of progress in like
Speaker 1: the last ten years that have just been like wiped clean. Yes,
Speaker 1: you know, in the past few months and so in
Speaker 1: the past year where it's just like I worked so
Speaker 1: hard to get there wherever I was on that journey,
Speaker 1: and now it's just like, Okay, I like it's so uncomfortable,
Speaker 1: just like talking to anybody. Yeah, yeah, this is so
Speaker 1: much better.
Speaker 2: You talk to people now and you're like, let me
Speaker 2: look everywhere except their face while I'm using these words.
Speaker 4: If it's more than five people, I can't do it.
Speaker 4: I don't want to do it.
Speaker 2: It's too much.
Speaker 4: I get too like overwhelmed and weird, and I'm like,
Speaker 4: I just want to go home. I just want to
Speaker 4: be in my apartment.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So, but Sidney, you have a show tonight. It's
Speaker 2: gonna be more than five people there. How are you
Speaker 2: preparing for this show? Get my hair done? It's on
Speaker 2: a rooftop, yeah, social distance, it's on a rooftop. I
Speaker 2: haven't been stand up and you know since May, I
Speaker 2: mean since March something maybe before. Like I think the
Speaker 2: last time I did stand up it was before I went.
Speaker 3: To La didn't you do stand up in La? Sis?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I'm saying, like, yeah, you know what
Speaker 4: I mean, but I haven't done it in so long,
Speaker 4: and I'm like everything that I was talking about before
Speaker 4: that shit don't matter Now it feels.
Speaker 3: It feels irrelevant but less for me.
Speaker 2: It's I can't remember what I was talking about and
Speaker 2: I'm not even trying to rack my brain to remember
Speaker 2: what the jokes were. I'm not going but I also
Speaker 2: haven't written anything. Nope, I'm not going on with my notes.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go in there and talk my ship and
Speaker 4: say what I feel, what's going on. Something funny will
Speaker 4: come out and we'll go from there. I'm not breaking
Speaker 4: my next I'm not.
Speaker 1: I feel like you're both really adapting really well to
Speaker 1: the platform, like social media as a platform. You know,
Speaker 1: you're both doing content and it's doing well. Like why
Speaker 1: would you need to do live shows during a pandemic?
Speaker 2: Because that's who we are, We're stand ups. That's what
Speaker 2: I used to cancel shit left and right so I
Speaker 2: could go to a dusty bar that paid me in
Speaker 2: drink tickets that I didn't even drink. I used to
Speaker 2: love that the thrill of that. No, I can't go
Speaker 2: to your birthday party. I got to show. You know,
Speaker 2: Caroline's on Broadway, you know, the baby's getting Christen today.
Speaker 2: I have a show where they're paying me twenty dollars. Sorry,
Speaker 2: I can't make it to your show tonight. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't even I don't even know if I call
Speaker 2: myself a stand up comedian anymore.
Speaker 3: People are like, well, what do you do? And I'm like,
Speaker 3: I used to do comedy.
Speaker 2: Now I and all of my money I feel like
Speaker 2: on stuff that I do not need online and that's
Speaker 2: where I am in the pandemic. I haven't cooked in
Speaker 2: two weeks. I haven't been to the supermarket in like
Speaker 2: three weeks. And yeah, but I went today. It was
Speaker 2: like it wasn't even like a real supermarket trip. I
Speaker 2: ran in there, I threw some golden grams in my basket,
Speaker 2: and then I was like, should I get cheese? And
Speaker 2: then I got it and left that that is the
Speaker 2: whole trip. Uh?
Speaker 3: And oh, Andrew, Actually, you know what I found recently?
Speaker 2: You gave it. You gave me a gift card for
Speaker 2: Christmas last year, and I just found out that's what
Speaker 2: I was Supermarket.
Speaker 1: With Amazon or Visa? What was it?
Speaker 2: I think it was like a I think it was
Speaker 2: a Visa. Yeah, but I just found the same week
Speaker 2: you gave it to me, my man.
Speaker 1: I know, I think Sydney, I think we went out
Speaker 1: to shake Shack that evening. I think that you use
Speaker 1: the gift.
Speaker 3: Card at Shakeshack for all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, with all of us a.
Speaker 2: Giver Sydney mother, Teresa Jones, we love it. I used
Speaker 2: buying today. Are people gonna be giving gifts this holiday?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Right, are people gonna Are people gonna want to give gifts? Probably? Probably?
Speaker 2: People are still spending money online every day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're gonna get says. I mean, like this is like, no,
Speaker 1: I don't talk about Amazon. Amazon is not you know.
Speaker 2: Shut that nigga down. Bell is doing what work, all
Speaker 2: of the devil's work. He is Satan, Bizos is the devils.
Speaker 1: He has so many good problems I could just be
Speaker 1: delivered in one day.
Speaker 2: One motherfucking day. And that is what's so evil about it.
Speaker 2: It comes so long, like you don't even have time
Speaker 2: to be like do I actually need this?
Speaker 1: Let me cancel the order, it's already yes. And then
Speaker 1: I love the because people in my ability be stealing
Speaker 1: packages left and right. You put it, you send it
Speaker 1: to the locker. I'm obsessed with the locker at the
Speaker 1: Right AID. I go there like every other day. You
Speaker 1: can send it to like a locker, and they give
Speaker 1: you a code to like get your shampoo and like it.
Speaker 2: You know, so you're sending shampoo to Right AID but
Speaker 2: not buying shampoo at Right AID. I love that. Well,
Speaker 2: that's how fucked up Amazon got us. The man has
Speaker 2: stopped us from supporting the smaller business.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, right eight, ain't it?
Speaker 2: You see my brother? You see my brother.
Speaker 3: You have to uncover the third.
Speaker 2: Eye because the white man is even breaking down the
Speaker 2: white man. I've reached the point of the quarantine where
Speaker 2: I am now like, well, everything in my house is
Speaker 2: ugly and old, and I need all new stuff and
Speaker 2: so no, because we're tired of looking at it my face.
Speaker 2: I'm tired of looking at my face, I said Mike.
Speaker 2: I now I see why people are getting plastic surgery
Speaker 2: more than ever, because they're tired of looking at it.
Speaker 2: Hashtag new face. Yes, I uh yeah, that's what I'm doing.
Speaker 2: I'm like and I'm not and I'm like well, people
Speaker 2: are gonna come over here, so I need it to
Speaker 2: look perfect.
Speaker 3: And it's like no one is coming over there anytime.
Speaker 2: Anytime someone tries to come to my house, I'm like, here,
Speaker 2: you want to come here? Why it's just me and
Speaker 2: the nigga you banging. That's the only people coming to
Speaker 2: your house. Ah, the nigga I'm banging. Let's talk about this. Yesterday,
Speaker 2: me and the nigga I'm banging went to Ikea because
Speaker 2: I was like I need I wrote a list what
Speaker 2: did I need? I was like, I need wall hooks,
Speaker 2: I need a shoe rack, I need a dish rack,
Speaker 2: I need blah blah blah blah blah. We go to
Speaker 2: Ikea and I didn't pick up any of those things.
Speaker 2: I picked up like a tool set with a hammer
Speaker 2: in it, and I don't even know what else. Sis,
Speaker 2: What did you get at Ikia? I got a meat
Speaker 2: cutting board and a little dish scrubber and this little
Speaker 2: thing with a hammer and a wrench in it. That's
Speaker 2: like me, Marie. He who didn't really need anything, got
Speaker 2: a like a big wall mirror. He got a shoe rag.
Speaker 2: He No, you got all this stuff? How do you
Speaker 2: get that? With his car. Hold on, hold on.
Speaker 3: So we're online.
Speaker 2: We're online, and the cashier goes, gentlemen, would you please
Speaker 2: step forward, and we both like didn't say anything, and
Speaker 2: then he was like, oh lady and gentlemen, sorry, come
Speaker 2: on forward so I can check you guys out.
Speaker 4: Do you feeling card Every time somebody miss genders you,
Speaker 4: it's just it's imagine they're doing that to you, So
Speaker 4: you know they're doing that to the people who are
Speaker 4: actually like, yo, what.
Speaker 3: The fuck is wrong with you?
Speaker 2: Says it's funny for you, but somebody else it's like, Okay,
Speaker 2: this is triggering and you're fucked up. Yeah, he said it,
Speaker 2: and it was like and he was definitely part of
Speaker 2: the family. He was definitely queer, and he was like, gentlemen,
Speaker 2: if you please step forward. I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: just like we laughed about it in the car later.
Speaker 2: Actually I'm lying, we laughed about it in the bed later,
Speaker 2: and I was like, you like this gentleman pussy? Oh
Speaker 2: my god, marry anyway, I'm getting braids next week, so
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna be a gentleman anymore. So that but
Speaker 2: that was ikea. It was it was a It was
Speaker 2: a cute time, and now.
Speaker 4: How do you not truly how do you feel when
Speaker 4: someone like misgenders you?
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, I don't feel bad, but I don't
Speaker 2: feel good about it either. It was funny yesterday when
Speaker 2: it happened, because it was like, sir, let me hold on,
Speaker 2: let me I have my hat on, the leather hat
Speaker 2: that I wear, and I had on like a tiny
Speaker 2: jean jacket. It was like, sir, like, you see these
Speaker 2: boots I got on? Seriously, Well that's not true because
Speaker 2: there's there's gay men who.
Speaker 3: Dressed like that.
Speaker 2: So well, also that it was kind of flamboyant. Chris
Speaker 2: was like, oh you heat, oh.
Speaker 1: Wow, we need to cut us.
Speaker 3: It's fine, Sydney's it's fine.
Speaker 2: It's fine. I haven't said some dumb shit on here too,
Speaker 2: It's fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, he was like, y'all
Speaker 2: ain't never meeting the people we fucking and that's on
Speaker 2: what period, periot, that's on gentlemen period.
Speaker 3: Anyway.
Speaker 2: Whatever. He was like, oh, he thinks that he must
Speaker 2: have thought we were gay, And I was like, we
Speaker 2: could have just been friends.
Speaker 3: Or it could be big brother, little sister or whatever,
Speaker 3: like you could be my youth.
Speaker 2: Pastor, I don't know whatever. So it's fine, And that
Speaker 2: was an I mean, it's it's it's not it's fine, right,
Speaker 2: but it's also like people do need to take the
Speaker 2: time out to look like, don't just glance.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, like the thing is I feel like
Speaker 1: in ten fifteen years, I'm hoping, you know, people are
Speaker 1: just gonna be like they're not even gonna have these
Speaker 1: these titles that they associate to complete strangers, like a gentleman.
Speaker 1: They say, they'll say like, hey, I don't know, like
Speaker 1: y'all or something more, something more inclusive than something that
Speaker 1: is so solidified in a specific gentleman.
Speaker 2: Is the new cis Okay, mark my words, gentlemen, you
Speaker 2: take the place of Queen is going to take sis.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be yes.
Speaker 1: Gentlemen, gentlemen. Actually that's an mouthful.
Speaker 4: Gentleman, but this sounds more fun than gentlemen. I'm not
Speaker 4: going I'm just gonna be honest, like gentlemen deals a
Speaker 4: little hard.
Speaker 3: In his life.
Speaker 1: I mean you can like you can shorten, gents, are
Speaker 1: you interested in that? Or no?
Speaker 2: Yes, gents, when we say sir, that's well, sir is
Speaker 2: more fun than anything. So yeah, it's.
Speaker 1: Probably just is just one letter off from cisy, so.
Speaker 2: Which is why cirsus sirs cirsis. That means you're including both.
Speaker 2: That's the that's thing for me. Well, sis is my base.
Speaker 2: This is all inclusive. I call my dad sis and
Speaker 2: he loves it.
Speaker 3: So I don't know.
Speaker 2: And then I came home and I had all these
Speaker 2: boxes waiting in the lobby. I was like, I gotta
Speaker 2: stop ordering stuff, but I have stuff that's supposed to
Speaker 2: come this week, so it's too late for me to can.
Speaker 2: We thought that we stopped.
Speaker 4: We thought we were good at that because right now
Speaker 4: we're all just trying to feel I mean feel avoid
Speaker 4: because that's what we have. But we were just like
Speaker 4: empty inside the fact that I'm like, I'm tied. I
Speaker 4: heard of my face. I did not even want to
Speaker 4: post anything that I have my face, and I was like,
Speaker 4: I need to post a picture.
Speaker 2: I need to post a picture. Should I post my friends?
Speaker 2: And I was like, well, they're not gonna get as
Speaker 2: many legs as if I posted my face. But then
Speaker 2: I'm tied in my face, So I was like, you know,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna on my cat, but why do you think
Speaker 2: you need to post a picture because you had a
Speaker 2: post just for the grid.
Speaker 4: You know, it's just a lot of videos, and I
Speaker 4: don't want to be that comedian that's just like, it's
Speaker 4: all videos.
Speaker 2: It's just weird. I don't know. I stumbled on a
Speaker 2: video Instagram today that my sister sent me, and I
Speaker 2: was like, this guy's pretty challenged. I was like, I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna follow her because he's a because because he's
Speaker 2: a straight white man. But oh god, god, how could
Speaker 2: you say that on this podcast? I said, I'm not
Speaker 2: going to follow him cause he's a straight white man.
Speaker 2: But I was like, I enjoyed several videos. That's actually
Speaker 2: why I was late going to supermarket today because I
Speaker 2: was watching this man's videos.
Speaker 4: Okay, well, hold on, let's speaking of podcasts. There's a
Speaker 4: podcast that's not the Unofficial Expert it's Unofficial Experts.
Speaker 2: And I'm blown away.
Speaker 1: You're doing exactly what they want you to do by
Speaker 1: mentioning them right here right now.
Speaker 2: Do you think so?
Speaker 1: Oh? Absolutely? I mean that's everyone's gonna go. I don't
Speaker 1: know everyone, but you know people are going to check
Speaker 1: that out as a result of you mentioning.
Speaker 2: It right now. No, you know what happens. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: you know what happens. Some people think that our podcast
Speaker 2: is called Unofficial Experts. Yeah, so there. I think they're
Speaker 2: trying to get run off.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, is there?
Speaker 2: Can we issue a cease and desist that what's happening
Speaker 2: with this this young baby? Because we goog we googled
Speaker 2: are the title of our name?
Speaker 3: Before?
Speaker 4: We was like, this is our podcast and nobody had
Speaker 4: our name?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well, I mean to be fair, I think on this
Speaker 1: episode is the first time. Earlier in the episode you
Speaker 1: said unofficial like wing expert or something, and I was like, wow,
Speaker 1: that's that's the first time that you guys have said
Speaker 1: official expert since I don't know.
Speaker 2: Because we haven't had an experts.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying they're picking up real estate. It's been
Speaker 1: a while since you said the title.
Speaker 2: The title doesn't us saying it doesn't change the name
Speaker 2: of out podcast.
Speaker 1: I know that, but like, hey, Sydney, what are you
Speaker 1: an expert in this week? And I don't know it's
Speaker 1: been a while.
Speaker 2: Okay, fine, Andrew, what were you an expert in this week?
Speaker 3: Let's take it?
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, slash Friday. Okay, I was preparing for Halloween
Speaker 1: Halloween costumes.
Speaker 2: Oh, you doing a zoom party here?
Speaker 1: I mean, like, I mean, just get together with two
Speaker 1: close friends friends.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's get into it.
Speaker 1: And no, we're not having a threesome. You know, I'm
Speaker 1: not like that was like, I.
Speaker 2: Don't know, I don't know. So honestly, that's true.
Speaker 4: You could be doing whatever the fuck you want to
Speaker 4: over the nice little apartment you got going on over.
Speaker 2: There in that.
Speaker 3: Apartment.
Speaker 2: Yes, we don't know what you put in internet of
Speaker 2: your Amazon lacker over to what are you going to
Speaker 2: be for Halloween? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You know that little girl in the Vine that's like
Speaker 1: in the back of the car and she has makeup
Speaker 1: all over her face and like she like looks like
Speaker 1: she has like a rough night or something. She just
Speaker 1: got back from a slumber party. Sam Smith is playing
Speaker 1: in the background. You've seen this before. No, oh my god,
Speaker 1: little girl, make up Vine?
Speaker 2: Little girl?
Speaker 3: Oh Vine?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we not all Vine.
Speaker 1: Yeah okay, yeah, because Vine is dead, but there's it's
Speaker 1: not canceled technically. Are you looking it up.
Speaker 2: To send it to us?
Speaker 1: I'll send it to you.
Speaker 2: I want us to do the work. Wow, oh my god.
Speaker 3: We are the unofficial experts of not doing work.
Speaker 1: That's who we are, this girl, and so I just sent.
Speaker 2: It Andrew, I have never seen that photo before.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is it's gonna be real.
Speaker 3: So that's the costume. Are you gonna also have a
Speaker 3: car seat?
Speaker 1: No, I'm gonna have I'm gonna have a seat belt.
Speaker 2: That's that's cute for you. Honestly, this costume reminds me
Speaker 2: of Sydney's costume last year when she was glitter. I
Speaker 2: remember she was.
Speaker 1: Just like a oh my god, people are just gonna
Speaker 1: think that I'm like a character from euphore It or something.
Speaker 3: Absolute.
Speaker 2: Hey man, I love it. I love that for us, Sidney,
Speaker 2: if we were free to to do Halloween things this year,
Speaker 2: what would your artistic.
Speaker 3: Costume be this year?
Speaker 4: I don't have nothing since I'm tapped out, tap tap
Speaker 4: tap out, Like.
Speaker 2: What what are we gonna I'm gonna be? You know
Speaker 2: who I'm gonna be.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna be Tiffany from New York from Flavor of Love.
Speaker 4: When she's sitting on the bed with the sunglasses. That's
Speaker 4: it's just that's that's literally.
Speaker 2: Me all of twenty twenty. Yes, that's my life.
Speaker 1: That she has like shoes on it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. I want to say. Her legs are crossed
Speaker 2: at the ankle. She's just like what is she waiting for?
Speaker 2: And in my mind she is like a small coach purse.
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's true or false, but I
Speaker 2: feel like she's got a white tank top one and jeans.
Speaker 1: Yes wait yeah, and like those arms are hands like.
Speaker 2: This it's so good, no good.
Speaker 3: We love a clasped hand.
Speaker 4: Well, it's it just honestly it not only is it
Speaker 4: easy thing to create, but it's also just how I feel.
Speaker 4: It's like, yeah, let me put some stuff on to
Speaker 4: do what they're just waiting around.
Speaker 2: But on a positive note, on a.
Speaker 1: Positive there's another Tiffany picture I just sent you. If
Speaker 1: Murray wants to do a couple's costume, you could both
Speaker 1: be a Tiffany.
Speaker 2: She looks thick in that far with a thick smoky
Speaker 2: or I could be Tiffany's mom. I could be New
Speaker 2: York to remember her, Yo she was. She was a
Speaker 2: character in it in itself, she was a character. I
Speaker 2: think for Halloween this year, I might be a gentleman
Speaker 2: in my house. I'm just gonna wear a tiny men's
Speaker 2: blazer over my sweatsuit. And that's who I'm going to be.
Speaker 4: I know the listeners can't see, but do you see
Speaker 4: this arm? Do you see that little definition?
Speaker 2: You don't see?
Speaker 1: No lights hitting it really nicely for you.
Speaker 3: You don't see it.
Speaker 1: They look the.
Speaker 3: Same, look the same.
Speaker 2: I wasn't going to say it, but this is bullshit.
Speaker 1: No exactly, because you're sitting right next to the open
Speaker 1: window and it's hitting you in you.
Speaker 2: Know, you just got to do a little contour on
Speaker 2: the bicep. Babe, I don't okay here.
Speaker 1: There's a little bit of yeah, got other better.
Speaker 3: Wait say something till your screen gets big.
Speaker 2: No, you guys don't see. You can't see.
Speaker 3: It's the other hand.
Speaker 1: The other arm is better.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, well this is the arm that I'm masturbate with.
Speaker 4: So that's that's probably what it is.
Speaker 2: She's alrighty yo, Marie, I am.
Speaker 4: I will not be here for Halloween. I'll be in
Speaker 4: l A with the with the boo thang.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're gonna be together because she's she's truly going
Speaker 4: crazy over there, and it's it's insane because I was like,
Speaker 4: you have a car, you have a dog. Now the
Speaker 4: weather is still good, still good? Why why are you
Speaker 4: having such issues? And she's just like, I don't want
Speaker 4: to hang out with people, and it's like, because you're
Speaker 4: not supposed to. And she's like, no, I don't even
Speaker 4: want to be around people. I'm like, cause you're not
Speaker 4: supposed to.
Speaker 2: So no, it's but it's it's less about not supposed
Speaker 2: because we we were not supposed to the entire time,
Speaker 2: and we were making time, Like I feel like I
Speaker 2: saw my friends more even it was like, oh, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna cook something, because I was cooking at the beginning.
Speaker 2: Oh I'm a baked bread, and like we're doing these
Speaker 2: I'm making cheesecake, I'm making weed butter, all those things
Speaker 2: that I was doing at the beginning of the pandemic.
Speaker 2: Like now I don't want to do any of those things.
Speaker 2: I don't want to and I don't want to see anybody.
Speaker 2: It's and this is peak where we're rolling up on
Speaker 2: like depression season. We're rolling up on the sunsets at
Speaker 2: four twelve pm. We're coming like it's cold outside. The
Speaker 2: last week, I've eaten more meals out, Like More've I
Speaker 2: gotten more takeout than I've ever eaten in my life.
Speaker 3: You know, I don't do takeout, and I'm like.
Speaker 2: I'm I go get some food. I should get some
Speaker 2: wings for later. Like I'm I'm ordering extra meals when
Speaker 2: I get my meals because I'm like, I know, I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna want to eat anything that I make later.
Speaker 2: So it's like we're regressing when when we get out
Speaker 2: of this, we're gonna have zero social skills and no
Speaker 2: no friends. So I'm gonna tell you that's not for me.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna make a fucking incredible buffalo wing platter, and
Speaker 4: a bitch knows how to fuck better, So I'm I'm
Speaker 4: personally happy about what's going on in my life.
Speaker 3: You're gonna have sex with those wings?
Speaker 2: Friend?
Speaker 1: Yo?
Speaker 2: No, No, I will not.
Speaker 3: Will you be making.
Speaker 2: Wings on the West Coast? I think you should? I
Speaker 2: think you got no, I am? I am, I I have.
Speaker 4: Well, there's a couple of things that we have to
Speaker 4: do when we're in LA because I definitely need to
Speaker 4: make these wings.
Speaker 2: Because she was like, oh, so you're gonna make your
Speaker 2: ex the wings that she was like, oh you should
Speaker 2: try these wings, and I was like, well, I made
Speaker 2: it for the group. It's you know, they're easy to
Speaker 2: make for everybody, So I was like, you can't really
Speaker 2: be me. You can't. You can't mention that. But also,
Speaker 2: she bought this new dick for us, and it's like real.
Speaker 2: It's like looks real like dick and wing. So the
Speaker 2: other dicks don't have balls, No, the dill dos yeah never.
Speaker 3: So this still dough has balls and they.
Speaker 2: Move when you use it. It feels like a real dick.
Speaker 2: You've felt it before?
Speaker 4: No, well that I mean that's the We saw a
Speaker 4: video of a girl demonstrating doing a demo.
Speaker 2: Oh, send me the video, send me, send me the video. Okay,
Speaker 2: what's the name of the dick? What's so I could
Speaker 2: google it later? It's a white woman. I gotta look
Speaker 2: back and it's a white woman using the dick. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a black dick too. It's big. It's how big?
Speaker 2: Show me show me with your hands? Is it the
Speaker 2: size of your bicycle? I'm not left you, but I
Speaker 2: don't know if I could take it. To be honest,
Speaker 2: it sounds like you want to take it, though you're
Speaker 2: definitely gonna try.
Speaker 4: I'm open to taking it. Well, pretty pity on it,
Speaker 4: So I'm gonna have to take it.
Speaker 2: You better have to take it in my mouth. I'm
Speaker 2: taking my ass. I'm not. Oh, okay, well, I guess
Speaker 2: you're not making buffalo wings if you're doing anal. I
Speaker 2: think it's different when you're a girl. Actum is a rectum,
Speaker 2: A rectum is a rectum is a rectum?
Speaker 4: Is that the title Jesus is a real So I
Speaker 4: wanted to be on a positive note because you know,
Speaker 4: we complained so much thirty minutes in.
Speaker 2: I wanted to read a review of ours.
Speaker 3: Wow, a good one, because Andrew's a good one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a good one. It's a good one.
Speaker 1: But I mean, I thought it was interesting that you
Speaker 1: also started off this episode by talking about a party
Speaker 1: that you had scutiny. I don't think would be scutiny.
Speaker 2: He scootiny, sir, gentlemen, scoots so sorry. Okay.
Speaker 4: So the title is Physics grad Student five stars. Super brilliant,
Speaker 4: smart bunny, uplifting artists Sid and Marie have helped me
Speaker 4: survive the PhD program so far by making me laugh
Speaker 4: and forget the stressful workload for an hour every week.
Speaker 4: They taught me a lot about pop culture and self care,
Speaker 4: and they share hot dating tips weekly. Emoji, flame, emoji,
Speaker 4: and emoji with the sunglasses. They've also they also talented
Speaker 4: inter Oh they forgot, They've also had talented interviewers and
Speaker 4: great at getting their guests to spill the beans. They've
Speaker 4: even made their cool producer Drew cooler by getting him involved,
Speaker 4: Drew Dragon, they called.
Speaker 2: You, Drew, and they were like, you're cooler now.
Speaker 4: I admire Sid's openness to showing her vulnerable side while
Speaker 4: staying skillfully funny. The bikini diarrhea story will forever live
Speaker 4: in my mind, and Marie's honesty and brutal sense of humor.
Speaker 4: In addition to being truly awesome artists, they're kind, caring
Speaker 4: and sincere people.
Speaker 2: You don't know us at all, no kidding.
Speaker 4: I encourage you to listen and subscribe, and if you
Speaker 4: already do, go to their Patreon and help their art
Speaker 4: grow and thrive.
Speaker 2: Leaf emoji, aw leaf emoji? What that means?
Speaker 1: Think they were trying to do the palm trade?
Speaker 2: Or maybe or maybe for like thriving, like growth.
Speaker 3: Maybe growth brilliant, brilliant, Thank.
Speaker 2: You, g Underscore three, Underscore fifty five. The way you
Speaker 2: read every single thing in the review is brilliant. The
Speaker 2: emoji you're giving us the Underscores underscore.
Speaker 4: I just want people to people to take, you know,
Speaker 4: g Underscore three, Underscore fifty five, take what he's doing,
Speaker 4: and you know, leave him.
Speaker 1: Leave You're you're assuming.
Speaker 2: It's a heat, but it could be them. They, it
Speaker 2: could be them. Assist them they. I love this, I
Speaker 2: love and the PhD program. Some of y'all are truly experts,
Speaker 2: really smart.
Speaker 4: It's always so many people who messages that are students
Speaker 4: that are working, that are being better, people that have kids,
Speaker 4: that are divorced or going through a divorce, in a breakup, cheating. Uh,
Speaker 4: they've had COVID, not had COVID cancer survivors.
Speaker 2: I mean we've had everything. Oh my god, wait a minute, Sidney,
Speaker 2: we haven't even So last week we did a Patreon episode,
Speaker 2: so please, and Sidney was like, we want tea, send
Speaker 2: us tea.
Speaker 3: Have you been reading the tea that people are sending.
Speaker 2: Someone wrote something really good, Oh say swan hold swan Well,
Speaker 2: I don't want to read one that's like too long.
Speaker 2: But people are giving us all of their business and
Speaker 2: we love it. I love when you guys listen to
Speaker 2: what we say and you actually do what we're talking about. Bruh,
Speaker 2: say what messy Okay, hold on um Okay, Okay, this
Speaker 2: is from Should I say his name? No, don't say
Speaker 2: the name, just say what the t Okay. This is
Speaker 2: from our boo voo. Okay, that's all you're getting. Okay,
Speaker 2: So y'all want some pipe in hot tea boom, Yes
Speaker 2: we do, bet so cheater stories, I got you, Okay.
Speaker 2: Sliding into my dms are two different married men. They're
Speaker 2: sending nudes talking about wanting to come visit my boyfriend
Speaker 2: and I and willing to FuG despite COVID. Married Man
Speaker 2: one is a flight attendant who has free flights and
Speaker 2: lives on the East Coast and is willing to book
Speaker 2: a one night flight for me and my boyfriend to
Speaker 2: fuck even though he has a whole ass wife. Married
Speaker 2: Man number two lives in Canada on the East Coast.
Speaker 2: He has two whole ass kids and a wife. While
Speaker 2: problematic talking about how he wants to make my cheeps
Speaker 2: cheeks clap, and I'm like, sir, clutches pearls. But also
Speaker 2: I'm a terrible person, so like, if his stroke game
Speaker 2: is really that bomb, I'm gonna have.
Speaker 3: To see it to believe it.
Speaker 2: Ha ha ha, just saying we're not trying to fuck
Speaker 2: Chrius covid. It is not something we want to catch.
Speaker 2: So yes, is this hee hot enough for you? Also?
Speaker 3: I have receipts to prove it to Whooo?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: I mean is that a Do we know if it's
Speaker 1: a gay man? Okay? I figured from the flight attendant,
Speaker 1: you know, lol.
Speaker 3: Lol, I think that one.
Speaker 4: I had another friend tell me today that they're cheating
Speaker 4: on the guy that they're seeing.
Speaker 2: And at first I was like, that's so fucked up.
Speaker 2: But people are bored. They're like, I have to spice
Speaker 2: up my life right now, and the only way they're
Speaker 2: going to do that is stepping out. I don't think
Speaker 2: that's the only way to stay. You could learn a hobby.
Speaker 2: You could skydive. There's no COVID in the sky. I
Speaker 2: don't think actually it's airborne. It might be more dense
Speaker 2: COVID up there, but I.
Speaker 3: Don't know.
Speaker 2: I think a lot of people are unappy in their
Speaker 2: relationships right now, and I think that a lot of
Speaker 2: us are kind of self sabotaging right now. We're doing
Speaker 2: stuff that we know we have no business doing, but
Speaker 2: we're like, well, whatever, the world is all going to
Speaker 2: hell anyway, so let me get it in before it burns,
Speaker 2: which is funny because it's probably gonna burn, you won't
Speaker 2: be burning later. But I just I think that, is
Speaker 2: there anybody who's listening to this right now who's actually happy,
Speaker 2: like truly happy, Like you're in a good place financially,
Speaker 2: You're content with what your house is doing, your baby's
Speaker 2: not colligy, your.
Speaker 3: Zoom classes are going smooth.
Speaker 2: Is there anybody who's listening to this that is actually
Speaker 2: truly happy, like content and is like, well, I wanted
Speaker 2: to be inside anyway.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like I'm like better, you know, like
Speaker 1: this is like forced me to, like I guess, do more,
Speaker 1: you know, just like be outside more. It's put me
Speaker 1: in a situation where it's like, Okay, I'm forced to
Speaker 1: be inside now, whereas like I just like would just
Speaker 1: choose to be inside before. But now it's like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm getting outside every day. I'm doing these things daily,
Speaker 1: I'm making my apartment look better constantly, and it's like
Speaker 1: I'm doing all these things. I mean, I feel like,
Speaker 1: I mean the downside is I'm not seeing people, not
Speaker 1: seeing my friends, and I'm losing social skills as a result.
Speaker 1: But I'm like I feel better. The podcast industry is
Speaker 1: going off right now. So it's like, okay, I'm I
Speaker 1: feel okay right now in this moment. I mean in
Speaker 1: an hour who knows.
Speaker 3: But you said you feel okay in this moment.
Speaker 2: But are you happy?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I feel happy. I feel fine. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I love that for you. Well, if you're happy, then
Speaker 2: I'm happy for you.
Speaker 1: But thank you.
Speaker 3: I'm not happy for me to say the same.
Speaker 2: But that's really I'm like, wow, Andrew, that's wow. Wow
Speaker 2: to rub your joy in our face.
Speaker 1: No, no, but I mean part of a part of
Speaker 1: where I'm getting my joy is from. I mean, we
Speaker 1: we get to see each other once a week. I
Speaker 1: get to see the content that you put out constantly.
Speaker 1: I think that you're really having, you know, a really
Speaker 1: great moment, both of you right now online. I'm happy
Speaker 1: to see other people thrive as a result. And I
Speaker 1: feel like you are.
Speaker 2: Damn you know, are in a good place? Are you?
Speaker 2: Are you sitting drugs?
Speaker 3: Are you sitting on the new dick that Sydney's gonna get?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not sitting on a chair. Actually sitting on
Speaker 1: a giant cop.
Speaker 2: Yay, sitting on a giant cock that is the title
Speaker 2: of the episode sitting on a giant cook. Okay, well,
Speaker 2: I I like this, but I forgot what I was
Speaker 2: going to say.
Speaker 3: I am.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you guys can hear any of
Speaker 2: the noise happening in my apartment right now, but my
Speaker 2: oh no, at the title. The title of the episode
Speaker 2: should be are you happy? Because we do? I do
Speaker 2: want people who are happy. Hit us up, put it
Speaker 2: tell us why. I think people who are happy are
Speaker 2: just grateful. They just genuinely, genuinely are like it could
Speaker 2: be worse. I'm glad that I have the people I have.
Speaker 2: Nobody has died. I'm glad to be alive, just super grateful.
Speaker 2: You can be grateful and not be happy. You could
Speaker 2: be grateful for what you have and and not be
Speaker 2: a happy person. Is that true?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you can be focused on the things that
Speaker 1: you don't have still or you're just not happy.
Speaker 2: You can be like, oh, well, thank God I have
Speaker 2: this apartment and thank God for my cats, and thank
Speaker 2: God for this giant cock that I'm sitting on, but
Speaker 2: still be like sad. It's not I don't know, and
Speaker 2: I'm not trying to bring anybody's mood down. If you're
Speaker 2: happy and you know it, clap your hands. But Andrew,
Speaker 2: I think it's cool that you think you like what
Speaker 2: we're doing on social media. This week is the least,
Speaker 2: like I haven't. There are days that this week that
Speaker 2: I didn't even log onto my Instagram because I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm not doing this for myself today, Like I haven't
Speaker 2: been on it today, I wasn't on it yesterday. And
Speaker 2: I don't think I even opened my Instagram at all
Speaker 2: on Mondays.
Speaker 1: So but you're posting like the Patreon stuff like once
Speaker 1: a week or you have to.
Speaker 2: That's worth.
Speaker 4: Today quotation and a program and we gotta yeah.
Speaker 1: But that last the window, Like it doesn't matter to me,
Speaker 1: like that you haven't logged on the past two days.
Speaker 1: It's like that those videos have been like lasting, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, and the and the.
Speaker 2: The feedback has been good. And I feel like I
Speaker 2: like posting content like that because it's like, oh, I
Speaker 2: don't even have to be funny. I'm just talking about
Speaker 2: what I do or what I don't want to do,
Speaker 2: and it's relatable.
Speaker 3: So that's great. I love that.
Speaker 2: I love that people like watching those because I I
Speaker 2: work hard ish, I work hard on those, so that's cool.
Speaker 1: They're good.
Speaker 2: No, okay, So what what are some things that maybe
Speaker 2: I should be talking about in the next video because
Speaker 2: I have nothing prepared. M h s are you watching
Speaker 2: a video over there? Sorry?
Speaker 4: I was like, I wasn't on Instagram like all last
Speaker 4: night and then you just mentioned that and.
Speaker 2: I was like I had to check and I was
Speaker 2: like what the fuck? I was like, yeah, damn, we
Speaker 2: wasn't on there. We wasn't on there yesterday. Crazy wow, unbelievable.
Speaker 2: Oh oh okay, so I had well, it wasn't like
Speaker 2: a I don't know if I should bring it up. Yeah,
Speaker 2: bring it up, bring it up?
Speaker 3: Do it you?
Speaker 2: And these classes? Were you idiot?
Speaker 3: They're like the Cardi B.
Speaker 2: What album did she just release last year?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? What was that called? With?
Speaker 2: Like I like privacy, invasion of privacy? Yeah? Those are good,
Speaker 2: card are you? Is this a good time to be
Speaker 2: set in boundaries with people, because I just feel like
Speaker 2: individuals are very unstable and they're doing things that they
Speaker 2: wouldn't normally do, but because they're so out of whack,
Speaker 2: they're like, I'm gonna come to your house and need
Speaker 2: all your snacks. But it's I don't normally do this.
Speaker 2: Can you please tell us what happened?
Speaker 3: Somebody came to your house? What do they eat?
Speaker 2: I feel like it just keeps happening at my house.
Speaker 2: That like, people just get comfortable and they're like, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna eat your snacks. I'm gonna drink your lacroix, which
Speaker 2: is fine, But I'm like, is it not? This is
Speaker 2: not the BuzzFeed office. I don't have unlimited of anything
Speaker 2: outside and breadsticks. Yeah, well, Sidney, you do have a
Speaker 2: snack filled house. Okay, No, Sydney's house is like a
Speaker 2: playground for single men and children. That is what the snack.
Speaker 2: She's got gummy things, She's got crunchy things, sweet and
Speaker 2: savory things. She is like Lucky Charms slash Cinnamon Toad's
Speaker 2: crunch in the same box. So, Sidney and you have
Speaker 2: you live also in like a stoner's dream. So I
Speaker 2: think that you know. So you're blaming me. Okay, God,
Speaker 2: I'm blaming you. I am Andrew. What do you have
Speaker 2: to say?
Speaker 1: I just think it's interesting. I really thought that Marie
Speaker 1: was gonna bring this up, but I guess I'll be
Speaker 1: the one to do it. I mean, just a few
Speaker 1: short months ago, you were on this same exact situation,
Speaker 1: just on the opposite end. So now you're getting upset.
Speaker 1: This is well, wow with the cereal girl.
Speaker 2: First of all, that was a whole motherfucking year ago, bitch,
Speaker 2: a whole year ago.
Speaker 3: Yes she was.
Speaker 2: The shoe was on the arm, shoes on the other
Speaker 2: cereal boxes. Yeah, no, no, it was easy. It wasn't
Speaker 2: the same.
Speaker 1: And how was that not the same? How is that
Speaker 1: not the same? Because at the time it sounded like
Speaker 1: what we did announce that it was Carolina, right, we
Speaker 1: say Carolina, Okay, okay. Carolina was upset because it was
Speaker 1: a you were doing it consistently, you know, and.
Speaker 4: So it was upset that I had said something about
Speaker 4: the type of cereal or like how much cereal was left.
Speaker 4: But she was like, I got cereal for you, like
Speaker 4: because I know you eat cereal. She she thought that
Speaker 4: I wasn't being appreciative.
Speaker 2: She said you would come to her house eat her
Speaker 2: cereal or something, and then she started keeping cereal in
Speaker 2: the house because of that. And then you came to
Speaker 2: the house. I can't believe we're rehashing this again. Came
Speaker 2: and you were like it was not even any cereal
Speaker 2: in this box or whatever the joke well or whatever
Speaker 2: the comment was, and that is what set the whole
Speaker 2: thing off. And now you are saying someone came to
Speaker 2: the house and ate all of your snacks and this
Speaker 2: is not where they're supposed to do that. So the
Speaker 2: I guess the only real difference here is that the
Speaker 2: person didn't comment on you not having enough food for
Speaker 2: them to eat. That's kind of really difference.
Speaker 1: Right now, I know, Could I know? Because could you
Speaker 1: imagine if they if they brought up, you know, the
Speaker 1: snacks supply not being where they like it.
Speaker 2: Well, they wouldn't because I have so much well you
Speaker 2: did before they got there. How many popsicles? If somebody
Speaker 2: has a box of popsticles at their house, how many
Speaker 2: popsticle should you have? One? One?
Speaker 1: God? Wait, how many popsicles? Did?
Speaker 2: They had three? They had three popsicles and an ice
Speaker 2: pop and an ice cream.
Speaker 3: I mean they had four. And then they went in
Speaker 3: the fridge and they took food out that.
Speaker 2: Was leftovers for the week, and they helped themselves to
Speaker 2: a saving of food. Oh my god, this person opened
Speaker 2: then they opened another package of snacks that they would
Speaker 2: finish my oreos. They finished that they did they ate
Speaker 2: the oreoles to the face. They they d a sleeve
Speaker 2: of oreos in front of me, and then I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: they must have bought those from home, because there's no way,
Speaker 2: there's no way I would eat that many oreos if
Speaker 2: I did pay for them.
Speaker 3: And then.
Speaker 2: Well, I guess an.
Speaker 1: Entire sleeve of oreos after what four popsicles.
Speaker 2: It was mixed in oreos. Then I also saw some
Speaker 2: fruit stacks being consumed. Yep, some airheads were consumed. And
Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not gonna get I'm not gonna really
Speaker 2: get into it. But if you go to the house,
Speaker 2: what they killed water, water and vegetables, which we know
Speaker 2: is the anti Sydney right there, that's the city.
Speaker 4: So I couldn't personally do that to them because it's
Speaker 4: just that set up as it's not like that.
Speaker 2: So wow, that was funny.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I I was brought up the way that my mother
Speaker 2: raised me. If you're eating, if you're making something and
Speaker 2: there's someone in that room with you, or there's someone
Speaker 2: in the house, you offer them what you're making. You
Speaker 2: eat with the person that's in your house. And then
Speaker 2: if you go to somebody's house and they have stuff.
Speaker 2: You don't just take it. You're supposed to ask. You're
Speaker 2: supposed to ask, Hey, can I get one of these? Oh?
Speaker 2: Can I try that? Blah blah blah blah blah. That's
Speaker 2: how I was raised. But this real comfortable opening the freezer,
Speaker 2: digging through the boxes, picking a flavor, licking it and
Speaker 2: putting it back.
Speaker 5: That is.
Speaker 2: I'm like, that is. I've known Sydney for several years,
Speaker 2: and I'm not doing that in her house. I'll go
Speaker 2: get something and be like, can I grab some of
Speaker 2: these fruit snacks? Or I'll take a popsicle if I
Speaker 2: see you going to get one, But like, why I offer?
Speaker 2: I do offer? Right, I feel like I'm a pretty
Speaker 2: decent host because I'm like, well you were, you were
Speaker 2: a great host. This week'sis to me and your friend
Speaker 2: who ate all your food?
Speaker 1: Were you like getting toward like the tipping point? Like
Speaker 1: what could this person have done that? Like you would
Speaker 1: have been like stop.
Speaker 2: A fifth popsicle?
Speaker 1: Would you have ever called them out?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I think that's my problem because it's not at the
Speaker 4: end of the day, I don't need to eat all
Speaker 4: these popsicles.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I don't need all these snacks. They're not good
Speaker 2: from me. I need someone to hear you.
Speaker 3: Need a little bit more of that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the kale chips at the house.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but when I know people are coming over, I
Speaker 4: set my refrigerator up for like guests, So I just
Speaker 4: need to just let it rock and just be like, well,
Speaker 4: the guests are coming over.
Speaker 2: This was what it's.
Speaker 4: I bought the oreos for the people to come over.
Speaker 4: I bought the chips for y'all, so like, I need
Speaker 4: to just stop being petty and just be.
Speaker 3: Like, you did not buy those chips.
Speaker 4: You know you didn't know I bought I have a
Speaker 4: bag of chips for myself, and then I bought a
Speaker 4: bag of chips for the group.
Speaker 3: Your friend was running through those snacks like the tomb Rado.
Speaker 2: I don't running through the snacks like the that's a
Speaker 2: good title. That's a title as well. That is so long,
Speaker 2: running through the snacks like therader er. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know there's something there.
Speaker 2: All I know is that it's I was shocked because
Speaker 2: every time this person came back in the room, I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, my joy hit the floor. I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I said, jam don't even eat that much in this house,
Speaker 2: and all I ever do is see that cat eating
Speaker 2: and sitting.
Speaker 4: So yeah, eating and sitting. That's what my that's what
Speaker 4: my jam Master flex does. Well, I think we gotta
Speaker 4: wrap it up because I do have to go get
Speaker 4: this hair done.
Speaker 2: And how many ads do we have? Andrew?
Speaker 1: I think like three. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Three we're going to do. And I pay you to
Speaker 2: just do the ads for us. Yikes, how many? I
Speaker 2: thought it was just one?
Speaker 1: Andrew, I don't. I don't. I haven't tried.
Speaker 2: Well, you know when by the time this they get
Speaker 2: to this part of the episode, they'll have fast forward through.
Speaker 3: The ads anyway.
Speaker 2: That he's going to delete, Delete, delete, We work hard
Speaker 2: to do those ads for you. Lit Maybe just throw
Speaker 2: the ads in heren official expert listeners.
Speaker 1: At the very and that's where they that's where companies
Speaker 1: love putting. It's only one ad, actually.
Speaker 2: It's only one, gorgeous Sidney, I will do the ad.
Speaker 2: You my nappy headed beautiful guys, Oh my god, how deare?
Speaker 2: It is very nappy. It's discussing a.
Speaker 3: Little sailor moon boom.
Speaker 2: It looks good.
Speaker 4: Also, we should watch Sailor Moon again. Adrian was saying
Speaker 4: that it's so problematic because the girls kept talking about
Speaker 4: how skinny they were and how they didn't they can't
Speaker 4: eat today, And I didn't know that's what they were
Speaker 4: teaching the kids.
Speaker 2: I don't know if they were to have eating disorders,
Speaker 2: but I know she said they talked about it in
Speaker 2: the first episode, So I don't know if it was
Speaker 2: the whole series, I'm gonna watch it.
Speaker 3: Were they superheroes?
Speaker 2: What was Sailor Moon? I don't remember. They have been
Speaker 2: annoying as fuck. They just they just talk too much.
Speaker 1: I was like, nobody watch it. There's other things.
Speaker 2: No, there's not other things.
Speaker 3: Wants to watch it.
Speaker 4: I need to hate watch like Emily and Paris before
Speaker 4: we get out of here. Emily and Paris was a
Speaker 4: fucking great show and I killed it. I watched it
Speaker 4: all in one night, and yes, we're mad at this.
Speaker 4: This this bitch that went to Paris and didn't know
Speaker 4: any French and she went in there and talked to
Speaker 4: everybody like, Oh, they're just.
Speaker 2: Gonna take me in with open arms. But it just
Speaker 2: was a great excuse. Who is on the show. Is
Speaker 2: this an old show or noo Lily, Lily Collins or
Speaker 2: something like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Lily Collins.
Speaker 2: But it sounds they hated it.
Speaker 4: They kept saying that this is like sex in the City,
Speaker 4: but like younger and I was like, no, it's not.
Speaker 2: This bitch can't dress. Everything she wearing is tacky, tacky, tacky.
Speaker 2: Nobody would wear that.
Speaker 4: But it was supposed to be on a spin on
Speaker 4: like Americans are loud and does they don't have taste,
Speaker 4: so when they come to Paris, they look they look busted.
Speaker 2: Okay, well that's that sounds right to me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't need y'all to watch Emily Paris. I'm
Speaker 4: just saying, don't let people like stir you away from
Speaker 4: watching something that actually.
Speaker 2: It might be good for you. It might Okay, hold on,
Speaker 2: you liked it. I liked it. I'm saying with my
Speaker 2: motherfucking chest, it was great. That was okay, because you
Speaker 2: were talking, Yeah it was, You're like it was dumb.
Speaker 3: It was.
Speaker 2: I was like, I hated her, but I was like,
Speaker 2: at the end, I was kind of rooting.
Speaker 3: For her, Loki, but I'm not.
Speaker 2: I don't want to watch that, Okay. I can look
Speaker 2: out my window and see problematic Americans every single day.
Speaker 2: Truth that can't dress, that friend, I can't dress. Okay, Well,
Speaker 2: are we setting intentions for the week are we Are
Speaker 2: we talking about sex moves for the weekend? What are
Speaker 2: we closing? I'm going to read a book. I'm going
Speaker 2: to read a book.
Speaker 4: It's like how to the whole book, how to be
Speaker 4: a rich person or something like that. I'm going to
Speaker 4: read that because I need to get my finances in
Speaker 4: order and or how to become rich or something I
Speaker 4: gotta gets.
Speaker 3: Sue's orsman or men.
Speaker 2: Hold on, hold on, I think Sydney's leading. Okay, you
Speaker 2: don't have to come back for what he does any
Speaker 2: episode here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like we've already.
Speaker 2: The way you got up and walked away. She threw
Speaker 2: the headphones on the ground, like the headphones.
Speaker 1: Well, she's getting the book, I imagine. Yeah, my god,
Speaker 1: here's the book.
Speaker 2: Amazing Sydney has books in her house. I am impressed.
Speaker 2: The book is called I Will Teach You to Be Rich.
Speaker 3: Show me the cover.
Speaker 2: And when I posted on Instagram, people were like, Yo,
Speaker 2: the book is really good. I didn't use any of
Speaker 2: your seller. They said, Yo, I read that ship it
Speaker 2: was so good. I didn't do none of the stuff
Speaker 2: they told me to do. But it is really good.
Speaker 2: If I really stuck by it, I would I would
Speaker 2: be better with money. So you're gonna read this book
Speaker 2: this weekend? Are you gonna read the book for the week? No,
Speaker 2: this weekend, I'm gonna do it. It's just a sixth
Speaker 2: sick It's just a sixth six week program that works
Speaker 2: six So you're gonna do six weeks in one day?
Speaker 2: Got it? Love that for you. No guilt, no excuses,
Speaker 2: no bullshit, just a six week pope. I can't speak
Speaker 2: all right, ya know? Well? Good luck with the books?
Speaker 3: Is?
Speaker 2: I see you doing the back cover beautifully brilliant.
Speaker 1: It's gonna take a while to get through the books.
Speaker 4: I can read, I just reading out loud is hard
Speaker 4: at times. Fuck up, Okay, guys, I'm out. Marie is
Speaker 4: going to finish the podcast without me because I have
Speaker 4: to go.
Speaker 1: Because you can't ready.
Speaker 2: Now that hurts, Andrew. I've come a long way. I'm
Speaker 2: waiting you have here.
Speaker 1: Yes, you're Andrew.
Speaker 2: You are said that for real?
Speaker 1: Oh I was just bouncing off, no circling back.
Speaker 2: That hurt. I'm taking that personal. And you'll hear from
Speaker 2: my people. Okay, okay, okay, I love that for you. Okay,
Speaker 2: all right, okay't wait to see the bundles later. Have
Speaker 2: a good Actually, I'm miss you tonight. Yes, yeah, see
Speaker 2: you today. I'm doing the show tonight and I'm gonna
Speaker 2: bomb and it's gonna be fun. I'm bring a box
Speaker 2: of popsicles for me. Please, thank you so much. Okay, guys,
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