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Speaker 2: Okay too too, beepep, we're here. Hi guys, Sydney. You

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Speaker 2: so kind of muffled? Sis do I what about X?

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Speaker 2: I think maybe you were just too close. Yeah it

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Speaker 3: Ooh, you're intense and realcos you're making it.

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Speaker 2: Love for me.

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Speaker 4: Okay, let's talk about the problematic get together I had

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Speaker 4: at my house.

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Speaker 2: Like a day I well, problematic. I had a fantastic time.

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Speaker 2: It was so much fun.

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Speaker 4: Marie that like, wow, Okay, so you know, for the

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Speaker 4: fans who've known me forever, I have an ex like

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Speaker 4: everybody else or no, I am officially the only person

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Speaker 4: who's ever had an ex. But Adrian is moving to Detroit.

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Speaker 4: Bye bye, Adrian. We love you somebody, Bye bye. She's

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Speaker 4: moving there forever. So I wanted to have like a

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Speaker 4: sindoff for her and a meme. Marie and a couple

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Speaker 4: of other people came to the house. I need wings,

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Speaker 4: a fresh salad. We had snacks and.

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Speaker 3: Drunk Listen, sid can salad?

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Speaker 2: I mean, Sidney, how long was that box of lettuce

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Speaker 2: sitting in your house? I had just bought it the

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Speaker 2: day before. Oh okay, because I know that on sick

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Speaker 2: can cook. You're not really like a big vegetable or

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Speaker 2: with some crumbled feta, and I was like, oh, gay, sis,

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Speaker 4: I knew that you guys wanted some type of vegetables,

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Speaker 4: so I had salad for you.

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Speaker 3: When you say you guys wanted, are you saying that

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Speaker 3: you don't need vegetables in your life?

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Speaker 2: No? I do do. I need to be better. It's hard,

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Speaker 2: but I need to do it. I mean, you ate it,

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Speaker 2: and you were like, oh, I'm shot. You almost surprised

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Speaker 2: that the salad could be good.

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Speaker 4: But then you know when when Molly came over and

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Speaker 4: I made like lunch for Molly and Larry, I made

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Speaker 4: like a little salad for her and him and put

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Speaker 4: little bacon, little bacon bits in there, and it was

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Speaker 2: And I was like, okay, well, I have to keep

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Speaker 2: it going. Is it a salad? I'm asking the listeners.

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Speaker 2: Is it a salad if there's bacon in it? Yes, yeah.

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Speaker 1: If it's like mostly grain.

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Speaker 4: There's cucumbers, there's tomato, there was it was like pieces

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Speaker 4: of bacon. It wasn't like a whole thick cut slab

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Speaker 2: Just laying on top of a b Yeah. No, it

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Speaker 2: wasn't like that. It was just like crumbled up pieces

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Speaker 2: of bacon. Thank you so much, okay, okay, okay, and

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Speaker 2: then tell them what else you made for the for

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Speaker 2: your guests. Yo.

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Speaker 4: We well, we call them now the Conquest Wings Conquest

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Speaker 4: because Reggie Conquest had gave me the recipe and they

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Speaker 4: were divine.

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Speaker 2: So they were so good. Two or three weeks ago,

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Speaker 2: Sydney made buffalo wings on sitd can Cook and she

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Speaker 2: Sis Uh, Sydney's our wing person now our unofficial expert

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Speaker 2: in making buffalo wings. Yes, they really were good.

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Speaker 4: I couldn't believe it, Marie, the way y'all were chomping

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Speaker 2: How many are left? None? They're gone. Oh wow, when

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Speaker 2: I tell you, God be provided. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: But then we just was listening to music on my

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Speaker 4: like a little hood karaoke and it was fun, like

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Speaker 4: just lovehood karaoke, just music back in the day, like

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Speaker 3: Yes, I love hood karaoke.

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Speaker 2: I went to a karaoke night once and there was

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Speaker 2: and pepper. It was. It was a fun night. But anyway, Sidney,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a few people that like we normally

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Speaker 4: These are people who don't get out either, and they

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Speaker 2: It is. It is a lot of people are having

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Speaker 2: like really really having a hard time people being me.

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Speaker 2: But uh, you know, it felt good to come out

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Speaker 2: Like I had been in my house for like two

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Speaker 2: I was like, all right, I'm gonna let me. Let

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Speaker 2: of effort into your appearance. Right now, it's hard and

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Speaker 2: it feels unnecessary, but when you do it, it feels good.

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Speaker 2: Andrew have you, I mean you've been saying in that

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Speaker 1: Been saying and we were talking a little bit before

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Speaker 1: Marie came into the recording. But like I feel like

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Speaker 1: I am like falling so back with like progress that

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Speaker 1: I've made, just not being because I feel like very

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Speaker 1: the last ten years that have just been like wiped clean. Yes,

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Speaker 1: and now it's just like, Okay, I like it's so uncomfortable,

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Speaker 2: You talk to people now and you're like, let me

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Speaker 2: look everywhere except their face while I'm using these words.

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Speaker 4: If it's more than five people, I can't do it.

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Speaker 4: I get too like overwhelmed and weird, and I'm like,

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Speaker 4: I just want to go home. I just want to

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Speaker 2: Yeah. So, but Sidney, you have a show tonight. It's

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Speaker 2: preparing for this show? Get my hair done? It's on

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Speaker 2: a rooftop, yeah, social distance, it's on a rooftop. I

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Speaker 2: haven't been stand up and you know since May, I

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Speaker 3: To La didn't you do stand up in La? Sis?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I'm saying, like, yeah, you know what

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Speaker 4: I mean, but I haven't done it in so long,

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Speaker 4: and I'm like everything that I was talking about before

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Speaker 4: that shit don't matter Now it feels.

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Speaker 3: It feels irrelevant but less for me.

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Speaker 2: It's I can't remember what I was talking about and

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Speaker 2: I'm not even trying to rack my brain to remember

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Speaker 2: what the jokes were. I'm not going but I also

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna go in there and talk my ship and

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Speaker 4: say what I feel, what's going on. Something funny will

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Speaker 4: come out and we'll go from there. I'm not breaking

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Speaker 1: I feel like you're both really adapting really well to

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Speaker 1: you're both doing content and it's doing well. Like why

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Speaker 2: Because that's who we are, We're stand ups. That's what

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Speaker 2: I used to cancel shit left and right so I

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Speaker 2: drink tickets that I didn't even drink. I used to

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Speaker 2: love that the thrill of that. No, I can't go

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Speaker 2: to your birthday party. I got to show. You know,

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Speaker 2: Caroline's on Broadway, you know, the baby's getting Christen today.

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Speaker 2: I can't make it to your show tonight. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I don't even I don't even know if I call

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Speaker 3: People are like, well, what do you do? And I'm like,

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Speaker 3: I used to do comedy.

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Speaker 2: Now I and all of my money I feel like

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Speaker 2: on stuff that I do not need online and that's

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Speaker 2: where I am in the pandemic. I haven't cooked in

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Speaker 2: two weeks. I haven't been to the supermarket in like

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Speaker 2: like it wasn't even like a real supermarket trip. I

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Speaker 2: and then I was like, should I get cheese? And

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Speaker 3: And oh, Andrew, Actually, you know what I found recently?

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Speaker 2: You gave it. You gave me a gift card for

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Speaker 2: Christmas last year, and I just found out that's what

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Speaker 2: I was Supermarket.

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Speaker 1: With Amazon or Visa? What was it?

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Speaker 2: I think it was like a I think it was

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Speaker 2: a Visa. Yeah, but I just found the same week

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Speaker 2: you gave it to me, my man.

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Speaker 1: I know, I think Sydney, I think we went out

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Speaker 1: to shake Shack that evening. I think that you use

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Speaker 1: the gift.

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Speaker 3: Card at Shakeshack for all.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, with all of us a.

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Speaker 2: Giver Sydney mother, Teresa Jones, we love it. I used

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Speaker 2: buying today. Are people gonna be giving gifts this holiday?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: Right, are people gonna Are people gonna want to give gifts? Probably? Probably?

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Speaker 2: People are still spending money online every day.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're gonna get says. I mean, like this is like, no,

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Speaker 1: I don't talk about Amazon. Amazon is not you know.

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Speaker 2: Shut that nigga down. Bell is doing what work, all

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Speaker 2: of the devil's work. He is Satan, Bizos is the devils.

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Speaker 1: He has so many good problems I could just be

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Speaker 1: delivered in one day.

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Speaker 2: One motherfucking day. And that is what's so evil about it.

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Speaker 2: It comes so long, like you don't even have time

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Speaker 2: to be like do I actually need this?

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Speaker 1: Let me cancel the order, it's already yes. And then

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Speaker 1: I love the because people in my ability be stealing

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Speaker 1: packages left and right. You put it, you send it

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Speaker 1: to the locker. I'm obsessed with the locker at the

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Speaker 1: Right AID. I go there like every other day. You

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Speaker 1: can send it to like a locker, and they give

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Speaker 1: you a code to like get your shampoo and like it.

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Speaker 2: You know, so you're sending shampoo to Right AID but

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Speaker 2: not buying shampoo at Right AID. I love that. Well,

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Speaker 2: that's how fucked up Amazon got us. The man has

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Speaker 2: stopped us from supporting the smaller business.

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Speaker 3: It's fine, Sydney's it's fine.

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Speaker 2: Whatever. He was like, oh, he thinks that he must

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Speaker 3: Or it could be big brother, little sister or whatever,

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean, like the thing is I feel like

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Speaker 2: Is the new cis Okay, mark my words, gentlemen, you

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Speaker 3: It's gonna be yes.

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Speaker 1: Gentlemen, gentlemen. Actually that's an mouthful.

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Speaker 4: Gentleman, but this sounds more fun than gentlemen. I'm not

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Speaker 1: I mean you can like you can shorten, gents, are

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Speaker 2: Which is why cirsus sirs cirsis. That means you're including both.

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Speaker 2: And I'm blown away.

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Speaker 1: You're doing exactly what they want you to do by

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Speaker 2: Do you think so?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Absolutely? I mean that's everyone's gonna go. I don't

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Speaker 2: It right now. No, you know what happens. No, no, no,

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, is there?

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Speaker 2: Can we issue a cease and desist that what's happening

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Speaker 4: We was like, this is our podcast and nobody had

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean to be fair, I think on this

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Speaker 2: Because we haven't had an experts.

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying they're picking up real estate. It's been

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Speaker 2: The title doesn't us saying it doesn't change the name

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Speaker 1: I know that, but like, hey, Sydney, what are you

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Speaker 2: Okay, fine, Andrew, what were you an expert in this week?

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Speaker 3: Let's take it?

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Speaker 1: Oh gosh, slash Friday. Okay, I was preparing for Halloween

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Speaker 1: Halloween costumes.

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Speaker 2: Oh, you doing a zoom party here?

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Speaker 1: I mean, like, I mean, just get together with two

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Speaker 3: Okay, let's get into it.

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Speaker 1: And no, we're not having a threesome. You know, I'm

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Speaker 2: Don't know, I don't know. So honestly, that's true.

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Speaker 4: You could be doing whatever the fuck you want to

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Speaker 2: There in that.

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Speaker 2: Yes, we don't know what you put in internet of

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Speaker 1: You know that little girl in the Vine that's like

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Speaker 3: Oh Vine?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we not all Vine.

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Speaker 1: Yeah okay, yeah, because Vine is dead, but there's it's

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Speaker 2: To send it to us?

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Speaker 1: I'll send it to you.

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Speaker 2: I want us to do the work. Wow, oh my god.

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Speaker 3: We are the unofficial experts of not doing work.

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Speaker 1: That's who we are, this girl, and so I just sent.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, this is it's gonna be real.

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Speaker 2: That's that's cute for you. Honestly, this costume reminds me

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Speaker 1: think that I'm like a character from euphore It or something.

440
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Speaker 3: Absolute.

441
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Speaker 2: Hey man, I love it. I love that for us, Sidney,

442
00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:39,800
Speaker 2: if we were free to to do Halloween things this year,

443
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Speaker 2: what would your artistic.

444
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Speaker 3: Costume be this year?

445
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Speaker 4: I don't have nothing since I'm tapped out, tap tap

446
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Speaker 4: tap out, Like.

447
00:22:48,359 --> 00:22:50,240
Speaker 2: What what are we gonna I'm gonna be? You know

448
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Speaker 2: who I'm gonna be.

449
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:55,840
Speaker 4: I'm gonna be Tiffany from New York from Flavor of Love.

450
00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:58,120
Speaker 4: When she's sitting on the bed with the sunglasses. That's

451
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Speaker 4: it's just that's that's literally.

452
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:04,680
Speaker 2: Me all of twenty twenty. Yes, that's my life.

453
00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:06,720
Speaker 1: That she has like shoes on it.

454
00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:09,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. I want to say. Her legs are crossed

455
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:13,400
Speaker 2: at the ankle. She's just like what is she waiting for?

456
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:16,800
Speaker 2: And in my mind she is like a small coach purse.

457
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:18,679
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's true or false, but I

458
00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:21,560
Speaker 2: feel like she's got a white tank top one and jeans.

459
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Speaker 1: Yes wait yeah, and like those arms are hands like.

460
00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:29,720
Speaker 2: This it's so good, no good.

461
00:23:30,359 --> 00:23:31,840
Speaker 3: We love a clasped hand.

462
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:35,200
Speaker 4: Well, it's it just honestly it not only is it

463
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:39,719
Speaker 4: easy thing to create, but it's also just how I feel.

464
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:42,320
Speaker 4: It's like, yeah, let me put some stuff on to

465
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Speaker 4: do what they're just waiting around.

466
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Speaker 2: But on a positive note, on a.

467
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Speaker 1: Positive there's another Tiffany picture I just sent you. If

468
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Speaker 1: Murray wants to do a couple's costume, you could both

469
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Speaker 1: be a Tiffany.

470
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Speaker 2: She looks thick in that far with a thick smoky

471
00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:04,520
Speaker 2: or I could be Tiffany's mom. I could be New

472
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Speaker 2: York to remember her, Yo she was. She was a

473
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:13,439
Speaker 2: character in it in itself, she was a character. I

474
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:16,240
Speaker 2: think for Halloween this year, I might be a gentleman

475
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:20,919
Speaker 2: in my house. I'm just gonna wear a tiny men's

476
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:24,480
Speaker 2: blazer over my sweatsuit. And that's who I'm going to be.

477
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Speaker 4: I know the listeners can't see, but do you see

478
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Speaker 4: this arm? Do you see that little definition?

479
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:36,240
Speaker 2: You don't see?

480
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:41,080
Speaker 1: No lights hitting it really nicely for you.

481
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Speaker 3: You don't see it.

482
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Speaker 1: They look the.

483
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:45,359
Speaker 3: Same, look the same.

484
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:48,720
Speaker 2: I wasn't going to say it, but this is bullshit.

485
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:52,720
Speaker 1: No exactly, because you're sitting right next to the open

486
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:55,080
Speaker 1: window and it's hitting you in you.

487
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,159
Speaker 2: Know, you just got to do a little contour on

488
00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:59,000
Speaker 2: the bicep. Babe, I don't okay here.

489
00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:02,320
Speaker 1: There's a little bit of yeah, got other better.

490
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Speaker 3: Wait say something till your screen gets big.

491
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:10,400
Speaker 2: No, you guys don't see. You can't see.

492
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:11,480
Speaker 3: It's the other hand.

493
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:13,320
Speaker 1: The other arm is better.

494
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:16,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, well this is the arm that I'm masturbate with.

495
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:17,840
Speaker 4: So that's that's probably what it is.

496
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Speaker 2: She's alrighty yo, Marie, I am.

497
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Speaker 4: I will not be here for Halloween. I'll be in

498
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Speaker 4: l A with the with the boo thang.

499
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Speaker 2: Uh.

500
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Speaker 4: Yeah, we're gonna be together because she's she's truly going

501
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:39,399
Speaker 4: crazy over there, and it's it's insane because I was like,

502
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:42,080
Speaker 4: you have a car, you have a dog. Now the

503
00:25:42,119 --> 00:25:46,560
Speaker 4: weather is still good, still good? Why why are you

504
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:49,000
Speaker 4: having such issues? And she's just like, I don't want

505
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:50,880
Speaker 4: to hang out with people, and it's like, because you're

506
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:53,280
Speaker 4: not supposed to. And she's like, no, I don't even

507
00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:55,199
Speaker 4: want to be around people. I'm like, cause you're not

508
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Speaker 4: supposed to.

509
00:25:56,400 --> 00:26:00,000
Speaker 2: So no, it's but it's it's less about not supposed

510
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:02,560
Speaker 2: because we we were not supposed to the entire time,

511
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:04,960
Speaker 2: and we were making time, Like I feel like I

512
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:08,080
Speaker 2: saw my friends more even it was like, oh, I'm

513
00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:10,320
Speaker 2: gonna cook something, because I was cooking at the beginning.

514
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:13,040
Speaker 2: Oh I'm a baked bread, and like we're doing these

515
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:16,880
Speaker 2: I'm making cheesecake, I'm making weed butter, all those things

516
00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:18,440
Speaker 2: that I was doing at the beginning of the pandemic.

517
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:20,680
Speaker 2: Like now I don't want to do any of those things.

518
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,600
Speaker 2: I don't want to and I don't want to see anybody.

519
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:26,439
Speaker 2: It's and this is peak where we're rolling up on

520
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:30,440
Speaker 2: like depression season. We're rolling up on the sunsets at

521
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:35,240
Speaker 2: four twelve pm. We're coming like it's cold outside. The

522
00:26:35,359 --> 00:26:40,600
Speaker 2: last week, I've eaten more meals out, Like More've I

523
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:43,520
Speaker 2: gotten more takeout than I've ever eaten in my life.

524
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:45,560
Speaker 3: You know, I don't do takeout, and I'm like.

525
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:47,199
Speaker 2: I'm I go get some food. I should get some

526
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:51,400
Speaker 2: wings for later. Like I'm I'm ordering extra meals when

527
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:53,320
Speaker 2: I get my meals because I'm like, I know, I'm

528
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:55,919
Speaker 2: not gonna want to eat anything that I make later.

529
00:26:56,160 --> 00:27:00,320
Speaker 2: So it's like we're regressing when when we get out

530
00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:04,680
Speaker 2: of this, we're gonna have zero social skills and no

531
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:08,240
Speaker 2: no friends. So I'm gonna tell you that's not for me.

532
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:13,000
Speaker 4: I'm gonna make a fucking incredible buffalo wing platter, and

533
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:15,600
Speaker 4: a bitch knows how to fuck better, So I'm I'm

534
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:19,320
Speaker 4: personally happy about what's going on in my life.

535
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:20,919
Speaker 3: You're gonna have sex with those wings?

536
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:21,200
Speaker 2: Friend?

537
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:21,560
Speaker 1: Yo?

538
00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:24,520
Speaker 2: No, No, I will not.

539
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:26,320
Speaker 3: Will you be making.

540
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:30,720
Speaker 2: Wings on the West Coast? I think you should? I

541
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:33,359
Speaker 2: think you got no, I am? I am, I I have.

542
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:35,960
Speaker 4: Well, there's a couple of things that we have to

543
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:38,480
Speaker 4: do when we're in LA because I definitely need to

544
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:39,320
Speaker 4: make these wings.

545
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:42,440
Speaker 2: Because she was like, oh, so you're gonna make your

546
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:45,000
Speaker 2: ex the wings that she was like, oh you should

547
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,880
Speaker 2: try these wings, and I was like, well, I made

548
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:50,119
Speaker 2: it for the group. It's you know, they're easy to

549
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:52,560
Speaker 2: make for everybody, So I was like, you can't really

550
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:55,520
Speaker 2: be me. You can't. You can't mention that. But also,

551
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:59,800
Speaker 2: she bought this new dick for us, and it's like real.

552
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:04,919
Speaker 2: It's like looks real like dick and wing. So the

553
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:09,440
Speaker 2: other dicks don't have balls, No, the dill dos yeah never.

554
00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:12,040
Speaker 3: So this still dough has balls and they.

555
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:15,240
Speaker 2: Move when you use it. It feels like a real dick.

556
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:17,040
Speaker 2: You've felt it before?

557
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,600
Speaker 4: No, well that I mean that's the We saw a

558
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:23,200
Speaker 4: video of a girl demonstrating doing a demo.

559
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:26,919
Speaker 2: Oh, send me the video, send me, send me the video. Okay,

560
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:29,080
Speaker 2: what's the name of the dick? What's so I could

561
00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:32,200
Speaker 2: google it later? It's a white woman. I gotta look

562
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:34,920
Speaker 2: back and it's a white woman using the dick. Yeah,

563
00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:38,680
Speaker 2: it's a black dick too. It's big. It's how big?

564
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:40,280
Speaker 2: Show me show me with your hands? Is it the

565
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:42,400
Speaker 2: size of your bicycle? I'm not left you, but I

566
00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:44,160
Speaker 2: don't know if I could take it. To be honest,

567
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:45,880
Speaker 2: it sounds like you want to take it, though you're

568
00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:46,600
Speaker 2: definitely gonna try.

569
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:50,440
Speaker 4: I'm open to taking it. Well, pretty pity on it,

570
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:51,840
Speaker 4: So I'm gonna have to take it.

571
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:54,440
Speaker 2: You better have to take it in my mouth. I'm

572
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:58,080
Speaker 2: taking my ass. I'm not. Oh, okay, well, I guess

573
00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:00,920
Speaker 2: you're not making buffalo wings if you're doing anal. I

574
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:07,360
Speaker 2: think it's different when you're a girl. Actum is a rectum,

575
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:09,840
Speaker 2: A rectum is a rectum is a rectum?

576
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,520
Speaker 4: Is that the title Jesus is a real So I

577
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:14,880
Speaker 4: wanted to be on a positive note because you know,

578
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:17,320
Speaker 4: we complained so much thirty minutes in.

579
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:19,920
Speaker 2: I wanted to read a review of ours.

580
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Speaker 3: Wow, a good one, because Andrew's a good one.

581
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a good one. It's a good one.

582
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:26,000
Speaker 1: But I mean, I thought it was interesting that you

583
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:28,640
Speaker 1: also started off this episode by talking about a party

584
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Speaker 1: that you had scutiny. I don't think would be scutiny.

585
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Speaker 2: He scootiny, sir, gentlemen, scoots so sorry. Okay.

586
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Speaker 4: So the title is Physics grad Student five stars. Super brilliant,

587
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:47,800
Speaker 4: smart bunny, uplifting artists Sid and Marie have helped me

588
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:51,200
Speaker 4: survive the PhD program so far by making me laugh

589
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:55,160
Speaker 4: and forget the stressful workload for an hour every week.

590
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:58,160
Speaker 4: They taught me a lot about pop culture and self care,

591
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:03,240
Speaker 4: and they share hot dating tips weekly. Emoji, flame, emoji,

592
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:08,160
Speaker 4: and emoji with the sunglasses. They've also they also talented

593
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Speaker 4: inter Oh they forgot, They've also had talented interviewers and

594
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:17,440
Speaker 4: great at getting their guests to spill the beans. They've

595
00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:21,880
Speaker 4: even made their cool producer Drew cooler by getting him involved,

596
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Speaker 4: Drew Dragon, they called.

597
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Speaker 2: You, Drew, and they were like, you're cooler now.

598
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:31,920
Speaker 4: I admire Sid's openness to showing her vulnerable side while

599
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:36,120
Speaker 4: staying skillfully funny. The bikini diarrhea story will forever live

600
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Speaker 4: in my mind, and Marie's honesty and brutal sense of humor.

601
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Speaker 4: In addition to being truly awesome artists, they're kind, caring

602
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Speaker 4: and sincere people.

603
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Speaker 2: You don't know us at all, no kidding.

604
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:51,520
Speaker 4: I encourage you to listen and subscribe, and if you

605
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:54,880
Speaker 4: already do, go to their Patreon and help their art

606
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:55,840
Speaker 4: grow and thrive.

607
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Speaker 2: Leaf emoji, aw leaf emoji? What that means?

608
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Speaker 1: Think they were trying to do the palm trade?

609
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Speaker 2: Or maybe or maybe for like thriving, like growth.

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Speaker 3: Maybe growth brilliant, brilliant, Thank.

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Speaker 2: You, g Underscore three, Underscore fifty five. The way you

612
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Speaker 2: read every single thing in the review is brilliant. The

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Speaker 2: emoji you're giving us the Underscores underscore.

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Speaker 4: I just want people to people to take, you know,

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Speaker 4: g Underscore three, Underscore fifty five, take what he's doing,

616
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Speaker 4: and you know, leave him.

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Speaker 1: Leave You're you're assuming.

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Speaker 2: It's a heat, but it could be them. They, it

619
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Speaker 2: could be them. Assist them they. I love this, I

620
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:52,160
Speaker 2: love and the PhD program. Some of y'all are truly experts,

621
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Speaker 2: really smart.

622
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:57,080
Speaker 4: It's always so many people who messages that are students

623
00:31:57,120 --> 00:32:01,200
Speaker 4: that are working, that are being better, people that have kids,

624
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:06,239
Speaker 4: that are divorced or going through a divorce, in a breakup, cheating. Uh,

625
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:10,800
Speaker 4: they've had COVID, not had COVID cancer survivors.

626
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:14,160
Speaker 2: I mean we've had everything. Oh my god, wait a minute, Sidney,

627
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:17,440
Speaker 2: we haven't even So last week we did a Patreon episode,

628
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:21,040
Speaker 2: so please, and Sidney was like, we want tea, send

629
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Speaker 2: us tea.

630
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:24,080
Speaker 3: Have you been reading the tea that people are sending.

631
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:28,840
Speaker 2: Someone wrote something really good, Oh say swan hold swan Well,

632
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:30,600
Speaker 2: I don't want to read one that's like too long.

633
00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:34,520
Speaker 2: But people are giving us all of their business and

634
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:36,719
Speaker 2: we love it. I love when you guys listen to

635
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:43,200
Speaker 2: what we say and you actually do what we're talking about. Bruh,

636
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:51,160
Speaker 2: say what messy Okay, hold on um Okay, Okay, this

637
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Speaker 2: is from Should I say his name? No, don't say

638
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Speaker 2: the name, just say what the t Okay. This is

639
00:32:55,920 --> 00:33:00,920
Speaker 2: from our boo voo. Okay, that's all you're getting. Okay,

640
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 2: So y'all want some pipe in hot tea boom, Yes

641
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:07,960
Speaker 2: we do, bet so cheater stories, I got you, Okay.

642
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 2: Sliding into my dms are two different married men. They're

643
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:15,160
Speaker 2: sending nudes talking about wanting to come visit my boyfriend

644
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:19,280
Speaker 2: and I and willing to FuG despite COVID. Married Man

645
00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:21,520
Speaker 2: one is a flight attendant who has free flights and

646
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Speaker 2: lives on the East Coast and is willing to book

647
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Speaker 2: a one night flight for me and my boyfriend to

648
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:30,760
Speaker 2: fuck even though he has a whole ass wife. Married

649
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:33,400
Speaker 2: Man number two lives in Canada on the East Coast.

650
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:37,200
Speaker 2: He has two whole ass kids and a wife. While

651
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:39,840
Speaker 2: problematic talking about how he wants to make my cheeps

652
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:44,360
Speaker 2: cheeks clap, and I'm like, sir, clutches pearls. But also

653
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:46,800
Speaker 2: I'm a terrible person, so like, if his stroke game

654
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Speaker 2: is really that bomb, I'm gonna have.

655
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Speaker 3: To see it to believe it.

656
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:52,600
Speaker 2: Ha ha ha, just saying we're not trying to fuck

657
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:54,280
Speaker 2: Chrius covid. It is not something we want to catch.

658
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:57,560
Speaker 2: So yes, is this hee hot enough for you? Also?

659
00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:00,920
Speaker 3: I have receipts to prove it to Whooo?

660
00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 2: Yes?

661
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:07,280
Speaker 1: I mean is that a Do we know if it's

662
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:12,560
Speaker 1: a gay man? Okay? I figured from the flight attendant,

663
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:14,120
Speaker 1: you know, lol.

664
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:19,120
Speaker 3: Lol, I think that one.

665
00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:21,680
Speaker 4: I had another friend tell me today that they're cheating

666
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:23,480
Speaker 4: on the guy that they're seeing.

667
00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:26,000
Speaker 2: And at first I was like, that's so fucked up.

668
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:30,240
Speaker 2: But people are bored. They're like, I have to spice

669
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:33,319
Speaker 2: up my life right now, and the only way they're

670
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:36,560
Speaker 2: going to do that is stepping out. I don't think

671
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:38,520
Speaker 2: that's the only way to stay. You could learn a hobby.

672
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:41,840
Speaker 2: You could skydive. There's no COVID in the sky. I

673
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:44,560
Speaker 2: don't think actually it's airborne. It might be more dense

674
00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:47,400
Speaker 2: COVID up there, but I.

675
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:49,120
Speaker 3: Don't know.

676
00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:50,440
Speaker 2: I think a lot of people are unappy in their

677
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:53,600
Speaker 2: relationships right now, and I think that a lot of

678
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:57,280
Speaker 2: us are kind of self sabotaging right now. We're doing

679
00:34:57,320 --> 00:35:00,600
Speaker 2: stuff that we know we have no business doing, but

680
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:03,160
Speaker 2: we're like, well, whatever, the world is all going to

681
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:07,280
Speaker 2: hell anyway, so let me get it in before it burns,

682
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:11,879
Speaker 2: which is funny because it's probably gonna burn, you won't

683
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:17,080
Speaker 2: be burning later. But I just I think that, is

684
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:19,760
Speaker 2: there anybody who's listening to this right now who's actually happy,

685
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:23,080
Speaker 2: like truly happy, Like you're in a good place financially,

686
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:27,320
Speaker 2: You're content with what your house is doing, your baby's

687
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:29,040
Speaker 2: not colligy, your.

688
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:30,560
Speaker 3: Zoom classes are going smooth.

689
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:33,160
Speaker 2: Is there anybody who's listening to this that is actually

690
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:37,000
Speaker 2: truly happy, like content and is like, well, I wanted

691
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:37,920
Speaker 2: to be inside anyway.

692
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:41,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like I'm like better, you know, like

693
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:45,480
Speaker 1: this is like forced me to, like I guess, do more,

694
00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:48,279
Speaker 1: you know, just like be outside more. It's put me

695
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:51,600
Speaker 1: in a situation where it's like, Okay, I'm forced to

696
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:54,040
Speaker 1: be inside now, whereas like I just like would just

697
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:56,959
Speaker 1: choose to be inside before. But now it's like, Okay,

698
00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:59,920
Speaker 1: I'm getting outside every day. I'm doing these things daily,

699
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:03,480
Speaker 1: I'm making my apartment look better constantly, and it's like

700
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:06,120
Speaker 1: I'm doing all these things. I mean, I feel like,

701
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:09,759
Speaker 1: I mean the downside is I'm not seeing people, not

702
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:13,480
Speaker 1: seeing my friends, and I'm losing social skills as a result.

703
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:17,080
Speaker 1: But I'm like I feel better. The podcast industry is

704
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:20,480
Speaker 1: going off right now. So it's like, okay, I'm I

705
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:23,200
Speaker 1: feel okay right now in this moment. I mean in

706
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:24,320
Speaker 1: an hour who knows.

707
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:26,719
Speaker 3: But you said you feel okay in this moment.

708
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:27,720
Speaker 2: But are you happy?

709
00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:31,200
Speaker 1: Yeah? I feel happy. I feel fine. Yeah.

710
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:33,480
Speaker 2: I love that for you. Well, if you're happy, then

711
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:34,279
Speaker 2: I'm happy for you.

712
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:35,319
Speaker 1: But thank you.

713
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:36,960
Speaker 3: I'm not happy for me to say the same.

714
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:42,520
Speaker 2: But that's really I'm like, wow, Andrew, that's wow. Wow

715
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,439
Speaker 2: to rub your joy in our face.

716
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:46,759
Speaker 1: No, no, but I mean part of a part of

717
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:49,839
Speaker 1: where I'm getting my joy is from. I mean, we

718
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:51,520
Speaker 1: we get to see each other once a week. I

719
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:54,080
Speaker 1: get to see the content that you put out constantly.

720
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:56,160
Speaker 1: I think that you're really having, you know, a really

721
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:59,920
Speaker 1: great moment, both of you right now online. I'm happy

722
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:01,840
Speaker 1: to see other people thrive as a result. And I

723
00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:02,720
Speaker 1: feel like you are.

724
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:06,600
Speaker 2: Damn you know, are in a good place? Are you?

725
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:08,080
Speaker 2: Are you sitting drugs?

726
00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:10,399
Speaker 3: Are you sitting on the new dick that Sydney's gonna get?

727
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:13,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not sitting on a chair. Actually sitting on

728
00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:14,120
Speaker 1: a giant cop.

729
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:17,280
Speaker 2: Yay, sitting on a giant cock that is the title

730
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:22,279
Speaker 2: of the episode sitting on a giant cook. Okay, well,

731
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:26,560
Speaker 2: I I like this, but I forgot what I was

732
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:27,040
Speaker 2: going to say.

733
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:27,920
Speaker 3: I am.

734
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:29,719
Speaker 2: I don't know if you guys can hear any of

735
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:31,759
Speaker 2: the noise happening in my apartment right now, but my

736
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:35,400
Speaker 2: oh no, at the title. The title of the episode

737
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:37,520
Speaker 2: should be are you happy? Because we do? I do

738
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:40,719
Speaker 2: want people who are happy. Hit us up, put it

739
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:43,200
Speaker 2: tell us why. I think people who are happy are

740
00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:47,439
Speaker 2: just grateful. They just genuinely, genuinely are like it could

741
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:50,600
Speaker 2: be worse. I'm glad that I have the people I have.

742
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:56,080
Speaker 2: Nobody has died. I'm glad to be alive, just super grateful.

743
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:58,040
Speaker 2: You can be grateful and not be happy. You could

744
00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:00,839
Speaker 2: be grateful for what you have and and not be

745
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:03,239
Speaker 2: a happy person. Is that true?

746
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:05,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you can be focused on the things that

747
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:09,680
Speaker 1: you don't have still or you're just not happy.

748
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:11,880
Speaker 2: You can be like, oh, well, thank God I have

749
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:14,959
Speaker 2: this apartment and thank God for my cats, and thank

750
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:18,360
Speaker 2: God for this giant cock that I'm sitting on, but

751
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:24,040
Speaker 2: still be like sad. It's not I don't know, and

752
00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:27,440
Speaker 2: I'm not trying to bring anybody's mood down. If you're

753
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:31,560
Speaker 2: happy and you know it, clap your hands. But Andrew,

754
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:33,560
Speaker 2: I think it's cool that you think you like what

755
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:35,920
Speaker 2: we're doing on social media. This week is the least,

756
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:38,360
Speaker 2: like I haven't. There are days that this week that

757
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:40,319
Speaker 2: I didn't even log onto my Instagram because I was like,

758
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:43,040
Speaker 2: I'm not doing this for myself today, Like I haven't

759
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:45,359
Speaker 2: been on it today, I wasn't on it yesterday. And

760
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:47,920
Speaker 2: I don't think I even opened my Instagram at all

761
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:48,560
Speaker 2: on Mondays.

762
00:38:48,719 --> 00:38:51,919
Speaker 1: So but you're posting like the Patreon stuff like once

763
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:53,560
Speaker 1: a week or you have to.

764
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:54,440
Speaker 2: That's worth.

765
00:38:56,480 --> 00:39:02,480
Speaker 4: Today quotation and a program and we gotta yeah.

766
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:03,960
Speaker 1: But that last the window, Like it doesn't matter to me,

767
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:06,280
Speaker 1: like that you haven't logged on the past two days.

768
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:09,879
Speaker 1: It's like that those videos have been like lasting, yeah,

769
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:13,080
Speaker 1: you know, and the and the.

770
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:14,680
Speaker 2: The feedback has been good. And I feel like I

771
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:17,719
Speaker 2: like posting content like that because it's like, oh, I

772
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:19,760
Speaker 2: don't even have to be funny. I'm just talking about

773
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:21,560
Speaker 2: what I do or what I don't want to do,

774
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:23,160
Speaker 2: and it's relatable.

775
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:25,360
Speaker 3: So that's great. I love that.

776
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:28,719
Speaker 2: I love that people like watching those because I I

777
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:33,200
Speaker 2: work hard ish, I work hard on those, so that's cool.

778
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:33,959
Speaker 1: They're good.

779
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:39,720
Speaker 2: No, okay, So what what are some things that maybe

780
00:39:39,719 --> 00:39:41,359
Speaker 2: I should be talking about in the next video because

781
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:45,120
Speaker 2: I have nothing prepared. M h s are you watching

782
00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:46,520
Speaker 2: a video over there? Sorry?

783
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 4: I was like, I wasn't on Instagram like all last

784
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:51,080
Speaker 4: night and then you just mentioned that and.

785
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:52,200
Speaker 2: I was like I had to check and I was

786
00:39:52,239 --> 00:39:55,919
Speaker 2: like what the fuck? I was like, yeah, damn, we

787
00:39:55,920 --> 00:40:02,839
Speaker 2: wasn't on there. We wasn't on there yesterday. Crazy wow, unbelievable.

788
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:09,279
Speaker 2: Oh oh okay, so I had well, it wasn't like

789
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:13,480
Speaker 2: a I don't know if I should bring it up. Yeah,

790
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:14,520
Speaker 2: bring it up, bring it up?

791
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:15,600
Speaker 3: Do it you?

792
00:40:15,719 --> 00:40:17,760
Speaker 2: And these classes? Were you idiot?

793
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:21,719
Speaker 3: They're like the Cardi B.

794
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:24,879
Speaker 2: What album did she just release last year?

795
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:27,360
Speaker 1: Oh my god? What was that called? With?

796
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:31,399
Speaker 2: Like I like privacy, invasion of privacy? Yeah? Those are good,

797
00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:34,680
Speaker 2: card are you? Is this a good time to be

798
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:37,160
Speaker 2: set in boundaries with people, because I just feel like

799
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:41,719
Speaker 2: individuals are very unstable and they're doing things that they

800
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:45,399
Speaker 2: wouldn't normally do, but because they're so out of whack,

801
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:48,239
Speaker 2: they're like, I'm gonna come to your house and need

802
00:40:48,239 --> 00:40:50,879
Speaker 2: all your snacks. But it's I don't normally do this.

803
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:54,400
Speaker 2: Can you please tell us what happened?

804
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:58,280
Speaker 3: Somebody came to your house? What do they eat?

805
00:40:59,239 --> 00:41:01,480
Speaker 2: I feel like it just keeps happening at my house.

806
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:03,919
Speaker 2: That like, people just get comfortable and they're like, I'm

807
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:08,040
Speaker 2: gonna eat your snacks. I'm gonna drink your lacroix, which

808
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:11,480
Speaker 2: is fine, But I'm like, is it not? This is

809
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:15,280
Speaker 2: not the BuzzFeed office. I don't have unlimited of anything

810
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:20,000
Speaker 2: outside and breadsticks. Yeah, well, Sidney, you do have a

811
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:23,640
Speaker 2: snack filled house. Okay, No, Sydney's house is like a

812
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:29,520
Speaker 2: playground for single men and children. That is what the snack.

813
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:33,200
Speaker 2: She's got gummy things, She's got crunchy things, sweet and

814
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:37,200
Speaker 2: savory things. She is like Lucky Charms slash Cinnamon Toad's

815
00:41:37,239 --> 00:41:39,960
Speaker 2: crunch in the same box. So, Sidney and you have

816
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:44,040
Speaker 2: you live also in like a stoner's dream. So I

817
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:47,040
Speaker 2: think that you know. So you're blaming me. Okay, God,

818
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:50,080
Speaker 2: I'm blaming you. I am Andrew. What do you have

819
00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:50,479
Speaker 2: to say?

820
00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:54,080
Speaker 1: I just think it's interesting. I really thought that Marie

821
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:55,840
Speaker 1: was gonna bring this up, but I guess I'll be

822
00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:58,000
Speaker 1: the one to do it. I mean, just a few

823
00:41:58,040 --> 00:42:02,000
Speaker 1: short months ago, you were on this same exact situation,

824
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:06,200
Speaker 1: just on the opposite end. So now you're getting upset.

825
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:11,840
Speaker 1: This is well, wow with the cereal girl.

826
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 2: First of all, that was a whole motherfucking year ago, bitch,

827
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:16,439
Speaker 2: a whole year ago.

828
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:18,040
Speaker 3: Yes she was.

829
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:20,399
Speaker 2: The shoe was on the arm, shoes on the other

830
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:25,600
Speaker 2: cereal boxes. Yeah, no, no, it was easy. It wasn't

831
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:25,919
Speaker 2: the same.

832
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,279
Speaker 1: And how was that not the same? How is that

833
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:31,840
Speaker 1: not the same? Because at the time it sounded like

834
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:34,799
Speaker 1: what we did announce that it was Carolina, right, we

835
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:39,520
Speaker 1: say Carolina, Okay, okay. Carolina was upset because it was

836
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:43,279
Speaker 1: a you were doing it consistently, you know, and.

837
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:45,640
Speaker 4: So it was upset that I had said something about

838
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:49,360
Speaker 4: the type of cereal or like how much cereal was left.

839
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:52,680
Speaker 4: But she was like, I got cereal for you, like

840
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:57,160
Speaker 4: because I know you eat cereal. She she thought that

841
00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:58,720
Speaker 4: I wasn't being appreciative.

842
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:01,799
Speaker 2: She said you would come to her house eat her

843
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:05,520
Speaker 2: cereal or something, and then she started keeping cereal in

844
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:07,880
Speaker 2: the house because of that. And then you came to

845
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:12,480
Speaker 2: the house. I can't believe we're rehashing this again. Came

846
00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:16,040
Speaker 2: and you were like it was not even any cereal

847
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:18,520
Speaker 2: in this box or whatever the joke well or whatever

848
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:22,040
Speaker 2: the comment was, and that is what set the whole

849
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:25,759
Speaker 2: thing off. And now you are saying someone came to

850
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:28,719
Speaker 2: the house and ate all of your snacks and this

851
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:33,160
Speaker 2: is not where they're supposed to do that. So the

852
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:35,680
Speaker 2: I guess the only real difference here is that the

853
00:43:36,239 --> 00:43:39,440
Speaker 2: person didn't comment on you not having enough food for

854
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:41,960
Speaker 2: them to eat. That's kind of really difference.

855
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:44,440
Speaker 1: Right now, I know, Could I know? Because could you

856
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:47,239
Speaker 1: imagine if they if they brought up, you know, the

857
00:43:47,719 --> 00:43:50,360
Speaker 1: snacks supply not being where they like it.

858
00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:54,319
Speaker 2: Well, they wouldn't because I have so much well you

859
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:57,680
Speaker 2: did before they got there. How many popsicles? If somebody

860
00:43:57,680 --> 00:43:59,600
Speaker 2: has a box of popsticles at their house, how many

861
00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:03,200
Speaker 2: popsticle should you have? One? One?

862
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:06,480
Speaker 1: God? Wait, how many popsicles? Did?

863
00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:09,759
Speaker 2: They had three? They had three popsicles and an ice

864
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:11,920
Speaker 2: pop and an ice cream.

865
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:18,040
Speaker 3: I mean they had four. And then they went in

866
00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:20,359
Speaker 3: the fridge and they took food out that.

867
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:24,400
Speaker 2: Was leftovers for the week, and they helped themselves to

868
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:31,560
Speaker 2: a saving of food. Oh my god, this person opened

869
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:36,960
Speaker 2: then they opened another package of snacks that they would

870
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:41,880
Speaker 2: finish my oreos. They finished that they did they ate

871
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:45,320
Speaker 2: the oreoles to the face. They they d a sleeve

872
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:47,799
Speaker 2: of oreos in front of me, and then I was like, oh,

873
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:50,320
Speaker 2: they must have bought those from home, because there's no way,

874
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:54,239
Speaker 2: there's no way I would eat that many oreos if

875
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:55,600
Speaker 2: I did pay for them.

876
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:56,720
Speaker 3: And then.

877
00:44:58,080 --> 00:44:59,280
Speaker 2: Well, I guess an.

878
00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:02,960
Speaker 1: Entire sleeve of oreos after what four popsicles.

879
00:45:02,719 --> 00:45:06,520
Speaker 2: It was mixed in oreos. Then I also saw some

880
00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:12,040
Speaker 2: fruit stacks being consumed. Yep, some airheads were consumed. And

881
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:13,920
Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not gonna get I'm not gonna really

882
00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:16,640
Speaker 2: get into it. But if you go to the house,

883
00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:22,480
Speaker 2: what they killed water, water and vegetables, which we know

884
00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:24,880
Speaker 2: is the anti Sydney right there, that's the city.

885
00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:29,480
Speaker 4: So I couldn't personally do that to them because it's

886
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:32,000
Speaker 4: just that set up as it's not like that.

887
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:36,120
Speaker 2: So wow, that was funny.

888
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:37,560
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know.

889
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:40,239
Speaker 2: I I was brought up the way that my mother

890
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:42,840
Speaker 2: raised me. If you're eating, if you're making something and

891
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:44,879
Speaker 2: there's someone in that room with you, or there's someone

892
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:47,440
Speaker 2: in the house, you offer them what you're making. You

893
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:50,399
Speaker 2: eat with the person that's in your house. And then

894
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:53,840
Speaker 2: if you go to somebody's house and they have stuff.

895
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:56,920
Speaker 2: You don't just take it. You're supposed to ask. You're

896
00:45:56,920 --> 00:46:00,160
Speaker 2: supposed to ask, Hey, can I get one of these? Oh?

897
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:01,759
Speaker 2: Can I try that? Blah blah blah blah blah. That's

898
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:05,920
Speaker 2: how I was raised. But this real comfortable opening the freezer,

899
00:46:06,120 --> 00:46:09,680
Speaker 2: digging through the boxes, picking a flavor, licking it and

900
00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:10,479
Speaker 2: putting it back.

901
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:11,040
Speaker 5: That is.

902
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:16,320
Speaker 2: I'm like, that is. I've known Sydney for several years,

903
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:19,440
Speaker 2: and I'm not doing that in her house. I'll go

904
00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:21,080
Speaker 2: get something and be like, can I grab some of

905
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:23,960
Speaker 2: these fruit snacks? Or I'll take a popsicle if I

906
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,360
Speaker 2: see you going to get one, But like, why I offer?

907
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:28,920
Speaker 2: I do offer? Right, I feel like I'm a pretty

908
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:31,480
Speaker 2: decent host because I'm like, well you were, you were

909
00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:34,160
Speaker 2: a great host. This week'sis to me and your friend

910
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:35,000
Speaker 2: who ate all your food?

911
00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:39,040
Speaker 1: Were you like getting toward like the tipping point? Like

912
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:41,839
Speaker 1: what could this person have done that? Like you would

913
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:43,560
Speaker 1: have been like stop.

914
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:44,680
Speaker 2: A fifth popsicle?

915
00:46:46,239 --> 00:46:48,920
Speaker 1: Would you have ever called them out?

916
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:50,000
Speaker 2: I don't know.

917
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:53,080
Speaker 4: I think that's my problem because it's not at the

918
00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:55,880
Speaker 4: end of the day, I don't need to eat all

919
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:56,719
Speaker 4: these popsicles.

920
00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:59,719
Speaker 2: Anyway, I don't need all these snacks. They're not good

921
00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:02,680
Speaker 2: from me. I need someone to hear you.

922
00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:03,879
Speaker 3: Need a little bit more of that.

923
00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:07,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, the kale chips at the house.

924
00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:10,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, but when I know people are coming over, I

925
00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:16,200
Speaker 4: set my refrigerator up for like guests, So I just

926
00:47:16,239 --> 00:47:17,880
Speaker 4: need to just let it rock and just be like, well,

927
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:18,680
Speaker 4: the guests are coming over.

928
00:47:18,719 --> 00:47:19,279
Speaker 2: This was what it's.

929
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:22,759
Speaker 4: I bought the oreos for the people to come over.

930
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:25,839
Speaker 4: I bought the chips for y'all, so like, I need

931
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:28,080
Speaker 4: to just stop being petty and just be.

932
00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:30,600
Speaker 3: Like, you did not buy those chips.

933
00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:32,480
Speaker 4: You know you didn't know I bought I have a

934
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:34,200
Speaker 4: bag of chips for myself, and then I bought a

935
00:47:34,239 --> 00:47:35,439
Speaker 4: bag of chips for the group.

936
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:38,200
Speaker 3: Your friend was running through those snacks like the tomb Rado.

937
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:42,880
Speaker 2: I don't running through the snacks like the that's a

938
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:45,759
Speaker 2: good title. That's a title as well. That is so long,

939
00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:50,440
Speaker 2: running through the snacks like therader er. I don't know.

940
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:53,319
Speaker 1: I don't know there's something there.

941
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:56,279
Speaker 2: All I know is that it's I was shocked because

942
00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:57,880
Speaker 2: every time this person came back in the room, I

943
00:47:57,920 --> 00:48:00,960
Speaker 2: was like, oh, my joy hit the floor. I was like, oh,

944
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:03,959
Speaker 2: I said, jam don't even eat that much in this house,

945
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:05,800
Speaker 2: and all I ever do is see that cat eating

946
00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:06,440
Speaker 2: and sitting.

947
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:09,839
Speaker 4: So yeah, eating and sitting. That's what my that's what

948
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:14,360
Speaker 4: my jam Master flex does. Well, I think we gotta

949
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:17,640
Speaker 4: wrap it up because I do have to go get

950
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:18,319
Speaker 4: this hair done.

951
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:21,520
Speaker 2: And how many ads do we have? Andrew?

952
00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:24,400
Speaker 1: I think like three. I don't know.

953
00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:29,839
Speaker 2: Three we're going to do. And I pay you to

954
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:34,520
Speaker 2: just do the ads for us. Yikes, how many? I

955
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:35,319
Speaker 2: thought it was just one?

956
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:38,040
Speaker 1: Andrew, I don't. I don't. I haven't tried.

957
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:40,879
Speaker 2: Well, you know when by the time this they get

958
00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:43,400
Speaker 2: to this part of the episode, they'll have fast forward through.

959
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:44,279
Speaker 3: The ads anyway.

960
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:51,400
Speaker 2: That he's going to delete, Delete, delete, We work hard

961
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:56,319
Speaker 2: to do those ads for you. Lit Maybe just throw

962
00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:59,520
Speaker 2: the ads in heren official expert listeners.

963
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:02,160
Speaker 1: At the very and that's where they that's where companies

964
00:49:02,239 --> 00:49:04,400
Speaker 1: love putting. It's only one ad, actually.

965
00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:06,120
Speaker 2: It's only one, gorgeous Sidney, I will do the ad.

966
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:09,759
Speaker 2: You my nappy headed beautiful guys, Oh my god, how deare?

967
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:12,319
Speaker 2: It is very nappy. It's discussing a.

968
00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:15,440
Speaker 3: Little sailor moon boom.

969
00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:16,160
Speaker 2: It looks good.

970
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:21,680
Speaker 4: Also, we should watch Sailor Moon again. Adrian was saying

971
00:49:21,719 --> 00:49:24,479
Speaker 4: that it's so problematic because the girls kept talking about

972
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:27,240
Speaker 4: how skinny they were and how they didn't they can't

973
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:29,520
Speaker 4: eat today, And I didn't know that's what they were

974
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:30,480
Speaker 4: teaching the kids.

975
00:49:30,719 --> 00:49:32,520
Speaker 2: I don't know if they were to have eating disorders,

976
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:33,920
Speaker 2: but I know she said they talked about it in

977
00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:35,920
Speaker 2: the first episode, So I don't know if it was

978
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:38,680
Speaker 2: the whole series, I'm gonna watch it.

979
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:40,399
Speaker 3: Were they superheroes?

980
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:44,200
Speaker 2: What was Sailor Moon? I don't remember. They have been

981
00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:47,520
Speaker 2: annoying as fuck. They just they just talk too much.

982
00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:53,600
Speaker 1: I was like, nobody watch it. There's other things.

983
00:49:53,719 --> 00:49:55,040
Speaker 2: No, there's not other things.

984
00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:56,160
Speaker 3: Wants to watch it.

985
00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:58,880
Speaker 4: I need to hate watch like Emily and Paris before

986
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:01,399
Speaker 4: we get out of here. Emily and Paris was a

987
00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:04,680
Speaker 4: fucking great show and I killed it. I watched it

988
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:08,560
Speaker 4: all in one night, and yes, we're mad at this.

989
00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:11,440
Speaker 4: This this bitch that went to Paris and didn't know

990
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:13,520
Speaker 4: any French and she went in there and talked to

991
00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:15,239
Speaker 4: everybody like, Oh, they're just.

992
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:17,759
Speaker 2: Gonna take me in with open arms. But it just

993
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:20,480
Speaker 2: was a great excuse. Who is on the show. Is

994
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:23,400
Speaker 2: this an old show or noo Lily, Lily Collins or

995
00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:24,080
Speaker 2: something like that.

996
00:50:24,560 --> 00:50:27,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, Lily Collins.

997
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:29,080
Speaker 2: But it sounds they hated it.

998
00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:31,720
Speaker 4: They kept saying that this is like sex in the City,

999
00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:34,080
Speaker 4: but like younger and I was like, no, it's not.

1000
00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:38,040
Speaker 2: This bitch can't dress. Everything she wearing is tacky, tacky, tacky.

1001
00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:39,879
Speaker 2: Nobody would wear that.

1002
00:50:40,239 --> 00:50:42,080
Speaker 4: But it was supposed to be on a spin on

1003
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:45,360
Speaker 4: like Americans are loud and does they don't have taste,

1004
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:48,400
Speaker 4: so when they come to Paris, they look they look busted.

1005
00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:51,440
Speaker 2: Okay, well that's that sounds right to me.

1006
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:54,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't need y'all to watch Emily Paris. I'm

1007
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:57,319
Speaker 4: just saying, don't let people like stir you away from

1008
00:50:57,320 --> 00:50:59,120
Speaker 4: watching something that actually.

1009
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:00,880
Speaker 2: It might be good for you. It might Okay, hold on,

1010
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:05,480
Speaker 2: you liked it. I liked it. I'm saying with my

1011
00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:09,160
Speaker 2: motherfucking chest, it was great. That was okay, because you

1012
00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:13,160
Speaker 2: were talking, Yeah it was, You're like it was dumb.

1013
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:13,960
Speaker 3: It was.

1014
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:16,239
Speaker 2: I was like, I hated her, but I was like,

1015
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:18,239
Speaker 2: at the end, I was kind of rooting.

1016
00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:20,000
Speaker 3: For her, Loki, but I'm not.

1017
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:22,359
Speaker 2: I don't want to watch that, Okay. I can look

1018
00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:25,839
Speaker 2: out my window and see problematic Americans every single day.

1019
00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:32,600
Speaker 2: Truth that can't dress, that friend, I can't dress. Okay, Well,

1020
00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:36,759
Speaker 2: are we setting intentions for the week are we Are

1021
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:39,560
Speaker 2: we talking about sex moves for the weekend? What are

1022
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:42,960
Speaker 2: we closing? I'm going to read a book. I'm going

1023
00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:43,560
Speaker 2: to read a book.

1024
00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:45,799
Speaker 4: It's like how to the whole book, how to be

1025
00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:47,920
Speaker 4: a rich person or something like that. I'm going to

1026
00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:50,120
Speaker 4: read that because I need to get my finances in

1027
00:51:50,239 --> 00:51:52,880
Speaker 4: order and or how to become rich or something I

1028
00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:55,359
Speaker 4: gotta gets.

1029
00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:55,759
Speaker 3: Sue's orsman or men.

1030
00:51:56,120 --> 00:52:00,120
Speaker 2: Hold on, hold on, I think Sydney's leading. Okay, you

1031
00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:01,839
Speaker 2: don't have to come back for what he does any

1032
00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:02,600
Speaker 2: episode here.

1033
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:04,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like we've already.

1034
00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:06,719
Speaker 2: The way you got up and walked away. She threw

1035
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:08,840
Speaker 2: the headphones on the ground, like the headphones.

1036
00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:11,680
Speaker 1: Well, she's getting the book, I imagine. Yeah, my god,

1037
00:52:11,719 --> 00:52:12,319
Speaker 1: here's the book.

1038
00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:14,960
Speaker 2: Amazing Sydney has books in her house. I am impressed.

1039
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:18,080
Speaker 2: The book is called I Will Teach You to Be Rich.

1040
00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:19,399
Speaker 3: Show me the cover.

1041
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,120
Speaker 2: And when I posted on Instagram, people were like, Yo,

1042
00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:25,480
Speaker 2: the book is really good. I didn't use any of

1043
00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:29,400
Speaker 2: your seller. They said, Yo, I read that ship it

1044
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:31,080
Speaker 2: was so good. I didn't do none of the stuff

1045
00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:32,759
Speaker 2: they told me to do. But it is really good.

1046
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:35,279
Speaker 2: If I really stuck by it, I would I would

1047
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:36,960
Speaker 2: be better with money. So you're gonna read this book

1048
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:38,960
Speaker 2: this weekend? Are you gonna read the book for the week? No,

1049
00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:41,480
Speaker 2: this weekend, I'm gonna do it. It's just a sixth

1050
00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:45,840
Speaker 2: sick It's just a sixth six week program that works

1051
00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:48,200
Speaker 2: six So you're gonna do six weeks in one day?

1052
00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:50,960
Speaker 2: Got it? Love that for you. No guilt, no excuses,

1053
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:55,320
Speaker 2: no bullshit, just a six week pope. I can't speak

1054
00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:57,080
Speaker 2: all right, ya know? Well? Good luck with the books?

1055
00:52:57,080 --> 00:52:57,200
Speaker 3: Is?

1056
00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:59,640
Speaker 2: I see you doing the back cover beautifully brilliant.

1057
00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:03,000
Speaker 1: It's gonna take a while to get through the books.

1058
00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:10,359
Speaker 4: I can read, I just reading out loud is hard

1059
00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:14,400
Speaker 4: at times. Fuck up, Okay, guys, I'm out. Marie is

1060
00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:16,759
Speaker 4: going to finish the podcast without me because I have

1061
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:17,040
Speaker 4: to go.

1062
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:20,120
Speaker 1: Because you can't ready.

1063
00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:25,200
Speaker 2: Now that hurts, Andrew. I've come a long way. I'm

1064
00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:27,080
Speaker 2: waiting you have here.

1065
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:29,360
Speaker 1: Yes, you're Andrew.

1066
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:31,319
Speaker 2: You are said that for real?

1067
00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:40,080
Speaker 1: Oh I was just bouncing off, no circling back.

1068
00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:44,279
Speaker 2: That hurt. I'm taking that personal. And you'll hear from

1069
00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:47,120
Speaker 2: my people. Okay, okay, okay, I love that for you. Okay,

1070
00:53:47,120 --> 00:53:49,440
Speaker 2: all right, okay't wait to see the bundles later. Have

1071
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:51,919
Speaker 2: a good Actually, I'm miss you tonight. Yes, yeah, see

1072
00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:55,839
Speaker 2: you today. I'm doing the show tonight and I'm gonna

1073
00:53:55,840 --> 00:53:58,200
Speaker 2: bomb and it's gonna be fun. I'm bring a box

1074
00:53:58,200 --> 00:54:01,840
Speaker 2: of popsicles for me. Please, thank you so much. Okay, guys,

1075
00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:05,640
Speaker 2: make sure you rate, subscribe, review, whatever, leave comments on.

1076
00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:08,600
Speaker 2: Tell us what you're happy for, what makes you happy? Yes, exactly,

1077
00:54:08,719 --> 00:54:15,800
Speaker 2: I need to know that. Bye friends, Bye Forever Dog.

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