Speaker 1: It is The Jesse Kelly Show, second hour, The Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Even though I'm a big fat liar. Why
Speaker 1: I just got done telling you. We were gonna have
Speaker 1: Libby Emmons on with the Post Millennial to talk about
Speaker 1: this article she wrote about the female swimmers, and the
Speaker 1: mom came out, and then we found out the phone
Speaker 1: lines are officially down on The Jesse Kelly Show. We
Speaker 1: didn't touch it. The only explanation we've decided is it's
Speaker 1: a Russian cyber attack against the show. And since I
Speaker 1: don't ever have to verify any of the things I say,
Speaker 1: we're totally going with that. Look, these colors don't run putin.
Speaker 1: You can bring whatever you wanted us. We're ready for you.
Speaker 1: We got the bar ready to rock and roll in
Speaker 1: case you Russians when it come in here and dance.
Speaker 1: But it is the Jesse Kelly Show, and we're gonna
Speaker 1: do a bunch of email stuff and whatnot. But let's
Speaker 1: do remember what I'm seeing out there right now today
Speaker 1: and you're probably seeing this too. Congress has this gigantic
Speaker 1: meeting where Zelenski, the head of Ukraine, he presents a video.
Speaker 1: Now people say it's a propaganda video, and it's obviously
Speaker 1: a propaganda video, but I don't have a problem with
Speaker 1: that because propaganda. Propaganda is a funny thing. When it's
Speaker 1: somebody you don't like, or it's a cause you don't like,
Speaker 1: it's propaganda when you do what you're just trying to
Speaker 1: get the truth out there. Right, So what happened in
Speaker 1: case you, I can't play it for you, it won't
Speaker 1: come off well on the radio, but you could go
Speaker 1: see it for yourself. Zelenski, the head of Ukraine, he
Speaker 1: comes and plays him a video and it's very, very
Speaker 1: very well done, clearly professionally done. It goes from color
Speaker 1: to black and white, and it's got dead kids, and
Speaker 1: I mean it's really really gory. It's it's it's it's
Speaker 1: very in your face. But Zolenski does this video, and
Speaker 1: of course, on the heels of Zelenski doing this video,
Speaker 1: Congress all stands up. They all stand up, and they
Speaker 1: give this huge standing ovation and Joe Biden promptly sends
Speaker 1: eight hundred million dollars to Ukraine in the form of
Speaker 1: weapons javelins, which javelin. I realized I keep using these
Speaker 1: words and people may not know what they mean. A
Speaker 1: javelin is not what you're picturing now, not like in
Speaker 1: Track and Field, Chris, you idiot. No, javelin is a
Speaker 1: shoulder fired rocket launcher. All right, I'm gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 1: call it a rocket launcher and it's a fire and
Speaker 1: forget weapon. What does that mean. It means if you
Speaker 1: were to hold one, you could aim it at let's
Speaker 1: say a Russian tank and then paw, you fire it
Speaker 1: off and then you could just take off running because
Speaker 1: that that missile's gonna go exactly where you had aimed it.
Speaker 1: All right. They're very, very effective at anti armor things.
Speaker 1: So we said a bunch of stuff like that, like
Speaker 1: eight hundred million dollars worth to Ukraine. And I have
Speaker 1: to be honest with you before I get to I'm
Speaker 1: going to do a big email round up and stuff
Speaker 1: like that tonight. Before I get to that, I think
Speaker 1: I need to clarify where I stand on Russia Ukraine
Speaker 1: because we don't. I don't lean on it heavily. I
Speaker 1: don't talk about it at a time, and it here's why.
Speaker 1: The main reason why is this. I am sympathetic to
Speaker 1: any human suffering, especially when it involves women and kids.
Speaker 1: That's just one of those things that's always got to me.
Speaker 1: I don't like that a big country is picking on
Speaker 1: a smaller country. I don't like that either. However, life
Speaker 1: is all about priorities, all about priorities. I am much
Speaker 1: more concerned about the corruption at the US government. I
Speaker 1: am much more concerned about inflation destroying Americans, gas prices
Speaker 1: destroying Americans. I'm very concerned that the Federal Bureau of
Speaker 1: Investigation just found out that a journalist might be in
Speaker 1: possession of a diary, a diary belonging to Joe Biden's daughter,
Speaker 1: and they went and kicked down her door and then
Speaker 1: took private information from these journalists. This is the Project
Speaker 1: Veritas stuff. And they handed that information, they leaked it
Speaker 1: illegally to the New York Times. So the FBI, they're
Speaker 1: now the thugs of Joe Biden. Do we have? So
Speaker 1: the FBI the brown shirts. Now, this is on top
Speaker 1: of the January sixth stuff they pulled. This is on
Speaker 1: top of meeting after meeting after meeting where they've decided
Speaker 1: that you if you're worried about election integrity, you're mad
Speaker 1: about COVID measures, you're angry about critical race theory in schools,
Speaker 1: you're potentially a domestic terrorist. What I'm saying is we
Speaker 1: have gigantic problems right here within the border of the
Speaker 1: United States of America. The Western governments have spent the
Speaker 1: last two years aiming their guns at you and me
Speaker 1: and deciding we're the enemy. It's not that I'm not
Speaker 1: sympathetic to the suffering going on overseas. I just believe
Speaker 1: we have much bigger fish to fry here. And to clarify,
Speaker 1: I would expect Ukrainians to feel the same way about
Speaker 1: their problems. If you're in Ukraine right now and there
Speaker 1: are artillery shells dropping on your city, I don't expect
Speaker 1: you to be concerned about FBI corruption. You've got different fish.
Speaker 1: You've got bigger fish to fry yourself. I get that,
Speaker 1: But as an American, I am very worried about the
Speaker 1: problems taking place in America. I'm very concerned about how
Speaker 1: corrupt our president and his son are. I'm very concerned
Speaker 1: that absolute morons like this are the ones deciding the
Speaker 1: future of foreign policy. I'm never going to stop playing this.
Speaker 1: I actually had the Fellows put it permanently on the soundboard.
Speaker 1: This is not only a Republican This is a sitting
Speaker 1: member of US Congress. Understand that if there was, if
Speaker 1: there was a vote today about going to war with Russia, China, whatever,
Speaker 1: nuclear war, millions will die. This human being is going
Speaker 1: to be voting on it. And do you support a
Speaker 1: no fly zone in Ukraine? I support everything that has
Speaker 1: to do with punishing Vladimir Putin and helping the Ukrainians.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't that mean direct conventional warfare with Russia. I don't
Speaker 1: know what it will mean, but you know freedom is
Speaker 1: not free, so you don't know what a no fly
Speaker 1: zone will mean. If you do, you have to shoot
Speaker 1: down Russian planes, I mean, of course, conventional war with Russia. Listen,
Speaker 1: thank you. So yes, I'm very concerned about our problems
Speaker 1: here at home. Now I'll clarify where I'm at with Ukraine.
Speaker 1: And another reason I don't talk about it very much
Speaker 1: is this, I'm very conflicted. I'm very torn on it.
Speaker 1: And this is why I'm very very torn on it.
Speaker 1: I love a plucky underdog story the same way you do.
Speaker 1: Literally we did a show on it before. Look, everyone
Speaker 1: cheers for David, one cheers for Goliath. So I like
Speaker 1: Ukraine holding out. I like them blowing up a bunch
Speaker 1: of Russians. They got invaded. I like an invader getting
Speaker 1: what's coming to them. At the same time, this fight
Speaker 1: they're putting up it is. It is going to result
Speaker 1: in more Ukrainian civilians dying. It is. Now, this is
Speaker 1: going to be the lamest thing I've ever said because
Speaker 1: of what it means. I'm about to say, I just
Speaker 1: want it to be over. Now, what does that mean? Right?
Speaker 1: For it to be over, someone has to win, someone
Speaker 1: has to lose. There has to be a negotiated piece.
Speaker 1: That's one of those boiler plate things you could just
Speaker 1: throw out there, that doesn't mean anything. But what I
Speaker 1: want is for kids to stop dying in Ukraine. That's
Speaker 1: what I want. Beyond that, I don't have a ton
Speaker 1: of interest there because I'm so concerned about what's happening here.
Speaker 1: And I'll tell you something that does concern me though,
Speaker 1: and it concerns to me a lot. We have, Gosh,
Speaker 1: how many TVs did the suits by us for this studio, Fellas,
Speaker 1: there's seven or eight to seven or eight there's there's
Speaker 1: TVs all over this new studio they built us. You know,
Speaker 1: the first TV I do a TV show every night
Speaker 1: on the first. I have another great one coming tonight
Speaker 1: nine pm Eastern. The First TV and Premier they joined
Speaker 1: together and they built us this studio so we have
Speaker 1: all our own stuff and whatnot. They threw a bunch
Speaker 1: of TVs in here, and these TVs, the fellas get
Speaker 1: here before I do, and they turn them all on,
Speaker 1: and they turn them all on to different news, different
Speaker 1: news places, so I can be up to date and
Speaker 1: we can always have news on in the background if
Speaker 1: something breaking happens. I actually have two and here where
Speaker 1: I'm doing, where I'm talking to you now, I'll know
Speaker 1: you know World War three appins, I'll know, and I'll
Speaker 1: be able to tell you. But you know what drives
Speaker 1: me crazy. Every TV has been on for hours. We've
Speaker 1: been here for hours doing various stuff, and ninety if
Speaker 1: not higher, ninety percent of the coverage has been all
Speaker 1: about Ukraine. No, I understand, Ukraine's a big deal. I
Speaker 1: get that, brother. People not aware of what's happening to
Speaker 1: Americans right now, of what Americans are going through right now,
Speaker 1: of how bad we're getting crushed. Instead, all I get
Speaker 1: is Republicans and Democrats blathering on about this. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: hope he will be taken out one way or the other.
Speaker 1: I don't care how they take him out. I don't
Speaker 1: care if we send him to the Hague and Trime.
Speaker 1: I just want him to go. Yes, I'm on record,
Speaker 1: Please understand Senator Lindsay Graham, and if John McCaine were here,
Speaker 1: and he'd be saying the same thing I think. Okay,
Speaker 1: So our senators are talking about assassinating foreign leaders. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's fine. Meanwhile, back here in America, this is the
Speaker 1: kind of thing going on. This is a teacher. Kembercane
Speaker 1: has taught for thirty years. She spent the last fifteen
Speaker 1: of them teaching kindergarten at Roscoe Knicks Elementary and Silver Spring.
Speaker 1: She says her passion for the profession began to weigh
Speaker 1: during virtual learning because she was unable to interact with
Speaker 1: students face to face. When in person learning started back up,
Speaker 1: she faced even more challenges. They were really lacking in
Speaker 1: the social aspect of how to communicate their needs. We
Speaker 1: had so many children who did not respond to their
Speaker 1: own name. Don't tell me to care about other things.
Speaker 1: When America's children have been assaulted by their own government
Speaker 1: for the last two years, and they can't even communicate
Speaker 1: their own names. We have huge fish to fry right here.
Speaker 1: Hang on, you're listening to the Oracle Love. This one's
Speaker 1: a screen baby the Jesse Kelly Show. Because of the raid.
Speaker 1: He I am a little with you where it is
Speaker 1: they I know, I know there's a war going on.
Speaker 1: I know, but man, you're gonna have to forgive me one.
Speaker 1: This human being right here would be the one voting
Speaker 1: on the war. And do you support a no fly
Speaker 1: zone in Ukraine? I support everything that has to do
Speaker 1: with punishing Vladimir Putin and helping the Ukraine. Wouldn't that
Speaker 1: mean direct conventional warfare with Russia? I don't know what
Speaker 1: it will mean, but you know, freedom is not free.
Speaker 1: You don't know what a no fly zone will mean
Speaker 1: if you have to shoot down Russian planes. I mean,
Speaker 1: of course, so conventional war with Russia. Listen, Thank you.
Speaker 1: Some guy. Some guy responded into me and said, she's
Speaker 1: so painfully confident, and it's so true. Of course I
Speaker 1: caused these people. Don't ask me to care about that
Speaker 1: when I hear things like this. Kembercane has taught for
Speaker 1: thirty years. She spent the last fifteen of them teaching
Speaker 1: kindergarten at Roscoe Knicks Elementary and Silver Spring, She said
Speaker 1: as her passion for the profession began to wane during
Speaker 1: virtual learning because she was unable to interact with students
Speaker 1: face to face. When in person learning started back up,
Speaker 1: she faced even more challenges. They were really lacking in
Speaker 1: the social aspect of how to communicate their needs. We
Speaker 1: had so many children who did not respond to their
Speaker 1: own name, didn't respond to their own We have children
Speaker 1: in America not being able to respond to their own
Speaker 1: name because of idiotic, insane, evil COVID policies. I'm very
Speaker 1: concerned about the government right here at home. I saw
Speaker 1: today Biden called Vladimir Putin or criminal. Okay, that's fine,
Speaker 1: he definitely is. Putin's a scumbag. Joe Biden drone strike
Speaker 1: the family of ten in Afghanistan, completely innocent. Seven of them.
Speaker 1: You can go look at their pictures online if you'd like.
Speaker 1: Seven of them are children, adorable, little kids. He drone
Speaker 1: strike ten people. They're off the face of the planet.
Speaker 1: The Pentagon then investigated itself and found no wrongdoing. That's
Speaker 1: not a war criminal. If I was to grab a
Speaker 1: gun and go march into Vietnam, let's call it. We've
Speaker 1: been there before, and I was to bayonet ten innocent people,
Speaker 1: including seven kids. Would you call me a war criminal?
Speaker 1: You definitely would, and you be right. What was the
Speaker 1: government's response to doing that? Well, here it was, how
Speaker 1: does it strike you that no one is held accountable?
Speaker 1: Because I know how it strikes a lot of people
Speaker 1: around the world that you can get away with murder
Speaker 1: and nobody's punished for it. I do understand that we
Speaker 1: appreciate that not everybody's gonna support this decision. What I
Speaker 1: can tell you is we looked at this thing very,
Speaker 1: very comprehensively, and again we acknowledge that there were procedural breakdowns,
Speaker 1: processes were not executed the way they should have been.
Speaker 1: But it doesn't necessarily indicate that an individual or individ
Speaker 1: Jewels have to be held to account for that. But look,
Speaker 1: this is one discipline inside the Pentagon at all. I mean,
Speaker 1: maybe there's no charges brought up. It is anyone demoted
Speaker 1: or disciplined for what happened, then we're what we are
Speaker 1: going to do. There's there's not going to be individual
Speaker 1: discipline as a result of this, really, but what we
Speaker 1: are going to do is learn from this, and we're
Speaker 1: going to enact and improve our procedures in our processes
Speaker 1: to try to make sure this doesn't happen again. No,
Speaker 1: there's no discipline. Oh no, nobody's in trouble though. We're not. No,
Speaker 1: it's just it's just ten people we've sent to the
Speaker 1: shadow realm. No, my goodness, but no, it's not. Well. Look,
Speaker 1: we're going to adjust our processes and we're calling someone
Speaker 1: else a war criminal by any definition. That's a war
Speaker 1: crime by any definition. I am concerned, very concerned about
Speaker 1: what we have here at home. I'm very concerned that
Speaker 1: we have monsters who run our government who are trying
Speaker 1: to load a bunch of crap in a bill, and
Speaker 1: they're holding it hostage. They're holding critical coronavirus treatments hostage
Speaker 1: if we don't pass their stuff. Today, we've outlined the
Speaker 1: severe and immediate consequences that the United States will face
Speaker 1: if Congress fails to provide US with twenty two point
Speaker 1: five billion dollars in emergency funding to fight COVID nineteen.
Speaker 1: Those consequences are dire fewer monoclonal antibodies sent to states,
Speaker 1: an inability to purchase additional treatments, fewer tests available to Americans,
Speaker 1: less surveillance for future variants, and a risk of running
Speaker 1: short on vaccines. And in the next couple of months
Speaker 1: there could be increasing cases of COVID nineteen here in
Speaker 1: the United States as well. We talked about this a
Speaker 1: bit yesterday. Waiting to provide funding until we're in a
Speaker 1: worse spot, but the virus will be too late. We
Speaker 1: need funding now so we're prepared for whatever comes. Why
Speaker 1: won't they just produce a separate bill for the monoclonal
Speaker 1: way in our bodies that are saving lives. Well, because
Speaker 1: they don't care about saving lives. They're going to use
Speaker 1: the whole saving lives in order to try to pass
Speaker 1: their agenda. And if their agenda can't get passed, they're
Speaker 1: not going to lose even a moment's sleep watching Americans die.
Speaker 1: I have watched for two years as American politicians, doctors,
Speaker 1: hospital administrators, several people at the FDA CDC. I've watched
Speaker 1: for two years, Governors, mayors, I've watched for two years
Speaker 1: as they've committed murder. They've murdered Americans. When you ban
Speaker 1: treatments like monoclonal antibodies, when you know they work, because
Speaker 1: you're trying to force vaccines on people. That's murder. I
Speaker 1: consider that to be murdered. When you're a doctor and
Speaker 1: you're in possession of something that may or may not
Speaker 1: treat a disease, but it's something safe for human beings,
Speaker 1: and you refuse to give it because the person's not vaccinated,
Speaker 1: you're a murderer. I'm very worried that we're surrounded by murderers.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get to some emails. I promise an
Speaker 1: email round up here. Dear doctor Jesse, what are your thoughts?
Speaker 1: We know your thoughts are women voting, but what are
Speaker 1: your thoughts on women working? You know my thoughts, you're
Speaker 1: in my thoughts. And do you support a no fly
Speaker 1: zone in Ukraine? I support everything that has to do
Speaker 1: with punishing Bladimir Putin and helping the Ukrainians. Wouldn't that
Speaker 1: mean direct conventional warfare with Russia? I don't know what
Speaker 1: it will mean. But you know freedom is not free,
Speaker 1: so you don't know what a no fly zone will
Speaker 1: mean if you have to shoot down Russian planes, I mean,
Speaker 1: of course, so conventional war with Russia. Listen, thank you,
Speaker 1: Look there's my answer. Thank you, Jesse, we are hosed
Speaker 1: at the pump. You hit on. These people campaigned on
Speaker 1: hurting gas supply. Why are they not celebrating a campaign
Speaker 1: promise fulfilled? Why are Republicans not asking that question? Why
Speaker 1: did I have to bring it up on my radio show? Democrats?
Speaker 1: We even have a montage Democrats campaigning against gas prices.
Speaker 1: We want gas prices high. We want to crush the
Speaker 1: oil company. We want to crush the oil company. Now,
Speaker 1: gasp I Sais are hammering people and they're asking for
Speaker 1: more oil. Why aren't these oil companies pumping more oil?
Speaker 1: Why do you want to trash the planet? Joe? I
Speaker 1: thought you were worried about Gaya or whatever these circus
Speaker 1: freaks call the Mother Earth thing they're all obsessed with.
Speaker 1: Huh what happened to that? All right, I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: to a ton of emails. I'm way behind on them.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get to a ton of emails tonight on
Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Chair. We're gonna have some fun. We're
Speaker 1: gonna have some fun. I just that's where I'm at.
Speaker 1: That's where I'm at. I don't want to I don't
Speaker 1: want to get distracted by the new shiny thing the
Speaker 1: media tells me to care about. Every single TV all
Speaker 1: the coverage is about Russia, Ukraine. Brother, we got kids
Speaker 1: here who don't know their own name. We got bigger
Speaker 1: fish to fry. It is the Jesse, Kelly, Joe. And look,
Speaker 1: I understand we have a bunch of female listeners, but
Speaker 1: I want to I want to just talk to the
Speaker 1: fellas here really quickly. Fellas, hear me out. At some
Speaker 1: point in time, your woman may be tempted to go
Speaker 1: to a rodeo. You can never ever ever allow her
Speaker 1: to go to a rodeo. All right, now, here's why,
Speaker 1: here's why. Let me explain, let me explain. We have
Speaker 1: going on right now in Houston, the Houston Rodeo, and
Speaker 1: it's basically the greatest thing ever. If you've never done it,
Speaker 1: you need to do it. People fly in from all
Speaker 1: over the country. I think two million people. They said
Speaker 1: that may be wrong. I think two million people fly
Speaker 1: in for the Houston Rodeo. And it is everything you
Speaker 1: can imagine. There's rides, there's endless foods, amazing foods. There's
Speaker 1: endless shops for boots and everything else. They have an
Speaker 1: actual rodeo with bucking Bulls and calf Us and I
Speaker 1: mean they have everything you could imagine at this rodeo.
Speaker 1: And then at night they have concerts and I don't
Speaker 1: mean you know some local band, the biggest stars in music,
Speaker 1: you name them, come down for it. And stars of
Speaker 1: all kinds, not just country music. Yeah, there's a ton
Speaker 1: of country music. They have huge rap performers of that's
Speaker 1: your thing, rock, you name it. It is huge. It
Speaker 1: really is worth coming to. It is amazing. I love
Speaker 1: the freaking thing. So what's the problem, Chris, Oh, you
Speaker 1: want to know what the problem is? My wife has
Speaker 1: gone like four times this year. She keeps yes this
Speaker 1: year alone. She keeps going up for the she keeps
Speaker 1: going up for can I get a hat I want
Speaker 1: to take? I want to meet my girlfriend up there.
Speaker 1: I want to meet. But here's what's happening. Every single
Speaker 1: time she took our youngest son yesterday, he's on Spring Bay.
Speaker 1: She took him up there, wanted to take him on
Speaker 1: all the fair rides and everything else, and all that's
Speaker 1: all that you think, Oh, yeah, you think that's good.
Speaker 1: You think that's good. I'm now getting text messages all
Speaker 1: day long that she wants to adopt one of the
Speaker 1: little calves. She wants one of the horses. They brought
Speaker 1: out the horses last night, the mother horses, and the
Speaker 1: mothers had all their what Chris, No, Chris hold on.
Speaker 1: That doesn't make it any better telling her what happens
Speaker 1: to the cow. The mother horses brought out the baby
Speaker 1: horses with them last night, and they did a big
Speaker 1: trot around the arena. And she sends me a video.
Speaker 1: I want a horse? Can we get a horse? Oh?
Speaker 1: Can I get one of the little calves? Oh? Can
Speaker 1: I get? All day long? Now I'm getting barraged because
Speaker 1: she wants to adopt all of the animals at the rodeo.
Speaker 1: We don't even have a yard for that. What do
Speaker 1: we start? I've even asked her, what exactly is the plan?
Speaker 1: You could you lay out for me? What exactly is
Speaker 1: the plan? What are we supposed to do with the
Speaker 1: horses and cows? And you know what, she said, love them?
Speaker 1: What does that even mean? You know what? You know what?
Speaker 1: I'm moving on. I'm moving on Bellas. Yeah, the rodeo's awesome.
Speaker 1: Go by yourself, just you and the guys, all right,
Speaker 1: If you go, it's gonna cost you a fortune. She's
Speaker 1: gonna come home with hats and boots and jeans and
Speaker 1: this was on sale, and she's gonna want to adopt
Speaker 1: every one of the animals at the rodeo. Now, the
Speaker 1: good part of it is this, you want to be
Speaker 1: a little bit encouraged about America. There's enough ugliness out
Speaker 1: there right now. Go pop in a rodeo. If you're
Speaker 1: close to Houston, pop in Houston's. You want to talk
Speaker 1: about bringing you back. You want to talk about good people.
Speaker 1: Everybody's polite to a man, everyone's polite. National anthem. It's
Speaker 1: a big deal there. And let me tell you, the
Speaker 1: whole places stood up, hats off, hands over their hearts.
Speaker 1: No one's running their mouth. It's awesome. They're saying prayers
Speaker 1: before everything. You want to talk about getting back to
Speaker 1: the roots of America at rodeos of the Way to Go, Jesse,
Speaker 1: I listened on podcast and couldn't call in, but I
Speaker 1: wanted to email. We did a big call in thing
Speaker 1: last night where people could say how inflation and gas
Speaker 1: prices are hurting them. He says, the administration wants daycare
Speaker 1: costs to go down, but I know owning a daycare.
Speaker 1: The profit margins for most daycares as very small as
Speaker 1: it is, most day cares provide meals. I used to
Speaker 1: buy milk for a dollar thirty nine a gallon. I
Speaker 1: now have to buy it for three eighty seven a gallon.
Speaker 1: That's just milk. So either so I'm either going to
Speaker 1: have to raise prices or very close. You see, this
Speaker 1: is why I wanted emails like this, or any email
Speaker 1: you want to send, love, hate, death threats. You're asked
Speaker 1: Doctor Jesse questions for Friday Jesse at Jesse Kelly show
Speaker 1: dot com. I want emails like this because I obviously
Speaker 1: talk to normal people all day long. I don't talk
Speaker 1: to politicians or political pundits. I don't live in Washington, DC.
Speaker 1: I live in Houston. I live in the burbs. It's
Speaker 1: where you live. But I still can't see everything, and
Speaker 1: I want to know what I can't see, finding out
Speaker 1: fascinating things about daycare and lumber. I'm hearing from farmer
Speaker 1: after farmer after farmer warning me about fertilizer, and hear
Speaker 1: me out now, hear me out now. These fertilizer warnings
Speaker 1: mean the cost of all your food is going to
Speaker 1: go up. You haven't even we haven't even reached the end.
Speaker 1: It's not as if right now you're looking at all
Speaker 1: these horrific prices in the grocery store and you're just floored.
Speaker 1: But oh, well it's about over. No no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no. We haven't even experienced all the pain yet.
Speaker 1: It's still slowly filtering its way down through. How much
Speaker 1: do these people care? How stressed are they about your
Speaker 1: gas prices? How much are they worried that you can't
Speaker 1: go see your mother anymore and she's in failing health. Well,
Speaker 1: here's the energy secretary. Here's how worried she is. It
Speaker 1: is two dollars eighty nine cents a gallon. I guess
Speaker 1: that's better than in California. What is the grand home
Speaker 1: plan to increase oil production in America? Oh? That is hilarious.
Speaker 1: Would that I had the magic wand on it. It's
Speaker 1: so funny. It's so funny. High gas prices. What a
Speaker 1: knee slapper. They're having the time of their life. Remember this, Remember,
Speaker 1: not a single one of these scumbag communists who lead
Speaker 1: this country are concerned about gas prices. In fact, it's
Speaker 1: worse than that. They're thrilled about them. They are thrilled
Speaker 1: about them. They're only concern, and I repeat, their only
Speaker 1: concern is that you might blame them for it. They're
Speaker 1: not worried at all that you're getting crushed at the pump.
Speaker 1: They're not. They have professional drivers. Maybe a Brownstone here,
Speaker 1: second home there. They're all millionaires. The second Jennifer grant
Speaker 1: Holm is done tearing through this country. She's gonna go
Speaker 1: to academia and make a fortune. Oh maybe she won't
Speaker 1: be there full time. Maybe she'll just do the hundred
Speaker 1: two hundred thousand dollars per speech thing. Oh that's very
Speaker 1: very real. Oh maybe she won't do that. Maybe instead
Speaker 1: she'll go to CNN make a million two million a year.
Speaker 1: You think she's stressed about five dollars a gallon gas?
Speaker 1: That's funny. She couldn't possibly care less. It is two
Speaker 1: dollars eighty nine cents a gallon. I guess that's better
Speaker 1: than in California. What is the grand home plan to
Speaker 1: increase oil production in America? Oh? That is hilarious. Would
Speaker 1: that I had the magic wand on this? That's so funny.
Speaker 1: Talk about I mean, on top of everything else bad
Speaker 1: you can say about these people, talk about the most
Speaker 1: tone deaf administration in the history of mankind? Did they?
Speaker 1: Do they not get the same emails I get? Don't
Speaker 1: tell me the White House doesn't get emails every single
Speaker 1: day with people explaining what they're going through. Do they
Speaker 1: not care? Jesse? I'm a freelance graphic designer. I bid
Speaker 1: a print job for one of my customers today, and
Speaker 1: for the exact same job, it was three hundred and
Speaker 1: ten dollars last year. Oh, this year it was four
Speaker 1: hundred and sixty five dollars print job. Again, graphic designed.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't think about that, right, But of course it
Speaker 1: makes sense. How many of those supplies are in short demand?
Speaker 1: How many of those supplies require oil? Dear doctor Jesse,
Speaker 1: the elite minivan driver. Okay, hold on a second, hold on,
Speaker 1: we haven't We don't have a minivan anymore. Okay. Times
Speaker 1: were tough, and when you have little kids, people don't
Speaker 1: People without little kids don't understand. It's hard to get
Speaker 1: them little things in and out of the car. And
Speaker 1: I'm six eight. If we were to have a normal
Speaker 1: four door sedan, do you have any idea what it
Speaker 1: would be like to get your kid, especially a little baby,
Speaker 1: in and out of a car seat. It's difficult. We
Speaker 1: don't own the minivan anymore. You've recently been complaining about
Speaker 1: the camera in the radio studio. I believe you need
Speaker 1: to start taking responsibility for this decision. You are the
Speaker 1: one looking for five star ratings on looks for a
Speaker 1: radio show. The suits are just playing to your strengths.
Speaker 1: I guess the joke is on you, who said, ps,
Speaker 1: what's your take on easy cheese? Is it genius or
Speaker 1: white trash? For one? If you don't know what he's
Speaker 1: talking about. We finally got worried. They've warned about this
Speaker 1: for a long time, that the suits want to put
Speaker 1: a camera in the radio studio so people can watch
Speaker 1: me do the radio show. I don't understand that, but
Speaker 1: apparently people love doing that, so that's gonna end up happening.
Speaker 1: I've fought against it for a long time, but it's
Speaker 1: going to happen, all right now. Look, I'll answer the
Speaker 1: question about easy cheese and we'll get back to more
Speaker 1: gas prices and all this other stuff in a second.
Speaker 1: First let's talk about something serious. I know you've seen
Speaker 1: all the rising crime stuff. I don't have to convince
Speaker 1: you that it's nuts out there right now. It is,
Speaker 1: and the people are going to get more and more desperate.
Speaker 1: Drug addictions going to get worse, just alcohol abuse, all
Speaker 1: of it's going to get worse as times get tougher.
Speaker 1: That's how it works. I wish it didn't work that way,
Speaker 1: but it does. That's the reality of it. Do you
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Speaker 1: So even if you're one of these people who scared
Speaker 1: of guns, there's there's no reason not to get one
Speaker 1: for yourself, your spouse, grandparents, kids. Do you have kids
Speaker 1: in the home? Are you sending them away? Kids can
Speaker 1: use this thing and not worry about killing their brother
Speaker 1: with it either. It's got a laser sight, It's easy
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Speaker 1: State restrictions may apply. Jesse Kelly returns next. It is
Speaker 1: the jel Oh My Voiceous Crack Chris. It's Jess Show.
Speaker 1: It's a very different show than the one we normally
Speaker 1: have around here. It's d MG fret too, Chris, it
Speaker 1: doesn't sound good. It's we're in a moral dilemma on
Speaker 1: the soundboard. All right, Look, there's no moral dilemma for
Speaker 1: this though. I yeah, yeah, yeah, I am Deefrito, Heggy.
Speaker 1: I like Frito scrunchips. I love them. I do I
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Speaker 1: munch much. It is the Jesse Kelly Show, and that
Speaker 1: is the Friedo band Doo. Now back to what we
Speaker 1: were talking about before. The guy asked about my take
Speaker 1: on easy cheese. That's the spray can cheese. The fellas
Speaker 1: actually went and grabbed it. We have easy cheese in
Speaker 1: the office. Don't ever ask me my stance on easy cheese.
Speaker 1: When I die, I've actually got it in my will
Speaker 1: that I will be buried in easy cheese. I just
Speaker 1: want to lay down in the coffin, and I want
Speaker 1: you to. I want people to stand around it and
Speaker 1: spray easy cheese all over me until the coffin is
Speaker 1: full of it, and then just close. Just close the
Speaker 1: lid and know that I'm eternally in a happy place
Speaker 1: for me, all right, Jesse. Sex offenders against children are
Speaker 1: charged with crimes because children quote cannot give consent to
Speaker 1: that because they do not fully understand it. If they
Speaker 1: start teaching about sex changes to eight year olds, then
Speaker 1: there is a contradiction with the understanding part. If they
Speaker 1: think children are old enough to understand this garbage, then
Speaker 1: they need to change the definition of consent. I wonder
Speaker 1: if they would be all for that. Well, I think
Speaker 1: you need to be very careful, sir, because they, of
Speaker 1: course would be all for that. Now listen, there's something
Speaker 1: that this is a little gross, but I'm as always
Speaker 1: I do a family show. I'm a bad person, but
Speaker 1: I do a family show. You can always listen with
Speaker 1: your kids. So this is this is a little schevie,
Speaker 1: But I want to make sure everyone understands something. There's
Speaker 1: been something I've noticed, especially in the past oh six
Speaker 1: months to a year college professors. Occasionally it'll be a
Speaker 1: journalist of some kind. They'll put out a blog or
Speaker 1: put out an article, or say something publicly indicating that
Speaker 1: they think the limits on adult children. I guess we'll
Speaker 1: call them relationships to try to keep it on the
Speaker 1: up and up, to try to keep from grossing people out.
Speaker 1: They think those limits are ridiculous. Who was I forget
Speaker 1: that guy? Forget his name, so I don't want to
Speaker 1: call him out of the university. He came out and
Speaker 1: he was basically advocating for why why can't an adult
Speaker 1: man date of fifteen year old? Fourteen year old? Now,
Speaker 1: what happens every time is this. They say it publicly
Speaker 1: or they'll print an article about it, and then they'll
Speaker 1: just get crucified by the general public. They'll just get
Speaker 1: crucified by them, and then they'll kind of go away
Speaker 1: and you won't see it catch on. Obviously, that's a
Speaker 1: good thing, right, So there are still there are still
Speaker 1: some bridges that are too far for this society. That's good.
Speaker 1: But understand this. Those are trial balloons, That's what those are.
Speaker 1: That is absolutely something the left would advocate for. Because
Speaker 1: the Communists are evil and they don't view human beings
Speaker 1: as sacred or wonderful. Why in the world do you
Speaker 1: think they're so adamant about teaching this stuff to your
Speaker 1: children and they're so forceful about it. Remember we talk
Speaker 1: about the Florida Bill. We forget how into this stuff
Speaker 1: Disney has been. Do I need to remind you about
Speaker 1: the ad Nick Junior ran And it was more than one.
Speaker 1: It actually wasn't add it was part of a show.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to play it for you here because
Speaker 1: it's really gross. It was just blatantly in your face. Hey, kids,
Speaker 1: here we are at the Pride Parade Nick Junior. Disney
Speaker 1: Children's organization, after children's organization, Sesame Street pushes this stuff.
Speaker 1: Why do you think that is? They don't play? Oh, Chris,
Speaker 1: you have it? Is it too gross to play? It
Speaker 1: was on Nick? You know, I'll tell you what, Chris,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Play a little snip of it.
Speaker 1: I'm probably gonna cut you off soon, but I want
Speaker 1: you to understand what you're listening to here. This is
Speaker 1: Nick Junior. This Nick, not Duchess Nickelodeon, which is already
Speaker 1: for kids. This is Nick Junior for little kids. This
Speaker 1: is what they want. It's time for a bribe parade.
Speaker 1: Family's marching one by one, Parah, family's marching one by
Speaker 1: one para. This family has two mummies. They love each other.
Speaker 1: They're so okay. I think we've seen it up. Thank you, Chris,
Speaker 1: I think we've heard of That's not just a random
Speaker 1: advertisement on TV, that's on a random movie that's on
Speaker 1: Nickelodeon Junior. These people are after your kids. They're very,
Speaker 1: very purposeful about it too. They're not stumbling into it.
Speaker 1: It's not whoop see. They're after your kids. The people
Speaker 1: who write the movies your children go see, they write
Speaker 1: the programming your children watch again, Sesame Street. They don't
Speaker 1: sit down and think, how can we educate today? How
Speaker 1: can we inform? How can we entertain? They sit down
Speaker 1: and think, how can I get after the kids? How
Speaker 1: can I break children away from their parents and away
Speaker 1: from their values and make them good little communist foot soldiers.
Speaker 1: That's how these people think, and until we understand and
Speaker 1: accept that's how they think, will never be able to
Speaker 1: take it on. You ask about consent and if that
Speaker 1: would sway them. These people would drop those consent laws
Speaker 1: and a heartbeat if they could, If they could politically
Speaker 1: get away with it, they would because remember you always
Speaker 1: have to remember this communism is a religion of destruction
Speaker 1: and domination, but really at its core, it's anti human.
Speaker 1: It's anti human. Remember I've pumped it up before my
Speaker 1: friend Darryl Cooper, his martyr made podcasts. He actually did
Speaker 1: an episode called the Anti Humans, and it's all about
Speaker 1: communism and their various atrocities. That one's not for kids,
Speaker 1: let me tell you. It's dark. It's dark, but it's
Speaker 1: something adults should definitely listen to. But there's a reason
Speaker 1: he called on the anti Humans. There's a reason I've
Speaker 1: called him anti humans forever. They don't view any human being,
Speaker 1: any human being as sacred and wonderful and someone who's
Speaker 1: created by God. They don't look at people that way.
Speaker 1: Not old, not young, not special needs not I mean, look,
Speaker 1: these people will openly campaign on exterminating down syndrome. People
Speaker 1: openly campaign on that. If you bring us up to
Speaker 1: the pro abortion freaks, they will say, well we could
Speaker 1: be like Sweden and finally eradicate down syndrome. Eradicate down syndrome.
Speaker 1: Those are human beings and some of the most wonderful
Speaker 1: human beings you'll ever deal within your life. But the
Speaker 1: communist doesn't look at them that way, looks at them
Speaker 1: like they look at every other human being, somebody who
Speaker 1: needs to be purged and eradicated. We have to grow
Speaker 1: up and accept the level of evil we're dealing with,
Speaker 1: all right. Well, on that sunny note, we do have
Speaker 1: another hour left that I have a bunch more emails.
Speaker 1: Hang on,