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Speaker 1: He's another jubil the twenties. Tell me I'm moving nine

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Speaker 1: point five. Hello, Hello, I'm looking for Andy. Yes, Andy,

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Speaker 1: my name is tofor Black from the law offices of Macchio,

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Speaker 1: Marita and Shu. How are you today? I'm good? The

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Speaker 1: what now? The law offices of Macchio, Marita and Shu.

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Speaker 1: I'm a lawyer. Okay, I'm just gonna go ahead and

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Speaker 1: cut to the chase because I don't have a lot

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Speaker 1: of time here. But I talked to Max over at

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Speaker 1: the Haunted House. He said you were the builder for

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Speaker 1: the Haunted House? Is that correct? Yeah? What's going on here? Well,

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Speaker 1: my client, who shall remain nameless for the moment, is

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Speaker 1: suing you for three hundred thousand dollars. What the what?

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Speaker 1: Who do I need to repeat that? My client is

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Speaker 1: suing you, the builder of the Haunted house he attended,

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Speaker 1: for three hundred thousand dollars. I'm calling to alert you

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Speaker 1: to this lawsuit and let you know you'll be hearing

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Speaker 1: from us. Who's your client? As I stated earlier, he

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Speaker 1: shall remain nameless for the moment. That will all come

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Speaker 1: out in court. What the am I being sued? Why? Well,

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Speaker 1: to be perfectly honest, my client paid good money to

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Speaker 1: enter the haunted house that you built, and he was

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Speaker 1: not scared one bit. Therefore we are suing. Man. You can't.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, dude, it doesn't work that way. Okay. Are

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Speaker 1: you a lawyer? You're gonna tell me how it works.

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Speaker 1: You can't just sue somebody because your client didn't get scared.

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Speaker 1: I'll get a third of that kind of crap. Well,

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Speaker 1: now you're hearing about it. So now because of you,

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Speaker 1: every haunted house that my client goes into, he can't

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Speaker 1: get scared because they've been ruined for him, and you've

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Speaker 1: ruined You've ruined Halloween for my clients. Sir, Oh what

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Speaker 1: a clock man like? I'm gonna be held viable for

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Speaker 1: that plan of clop. We'll have our day in court.

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Speaker 1: We will have our day in court, won't we. Let's

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Speaker 1: start with your torture chamber. You want to talk about

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Speaker 1: that for a second. Hey, man, I get the best

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Speaker 1: torture chamber in dude. Everybody knows that. Okay, Well obviously not,

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Speaker 1: because according to my client, the weapons look plastic are

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Speaker 1: you talking about? The screams were lame, and the blood

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Speaker 1: is obviously fake. It looked more like red maple syrup

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Speaker 1: than anything else. What ever, Man, there's no way I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna pay. It's not gonna happen. Dude, you think this

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Speaker 1: is gonna go down like you think it's gonna go

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Speaker 1: down in court. The judge is gonna laugh at you.

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Speaker 1: This is a bunch of shot. If I haven't bullish,

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Speaker 1: you give me one minute to explain to the judge

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Speaker 1: about your surgery room, your sorry excuse for a surgery room.

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Speaker 1: How is your idiot client saying about my surgery room? Huh?

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Speaker 1: The zombie nurse that you had actually had both eyes

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Speaker 1: in her head. Anybody knows that zombies at haunted houses

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Speaker 1: have to have an eye poking out or guts exposed

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Speaker 1: or both. You had none of them. Realized how stupid

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Speaker 1: that sounds. It does, so it does sound stupid to

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Speaker 1: have a zombie with two eyes, and it doesn't it

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Speaker 1: And maybe you should have thought about that before you

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Speaker 1: ruin Halloween from my client by not having a proper

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Speaker 1: zombie in your haunted house. Sir, you're not gonna win.

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Speaker 1: I'll see you in court. We're gonna inhammer this out

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Speaker 1: in front of a judge. Yes, bullish. At no point

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Speaker 1: did my client ever feel like he was going to die.

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Speaker 1: And that's sir as a travesty you man, you know

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Speaker 1: what you are. You are one of thost ambulance chasing

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Speaker 1: schister pieces lawyers. You're not going to get a penny

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Speaker 1: out of me. I'll make you penny. I'm willing to

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Speaker 1: negotiate this out of court. You. I will negotiate my

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Speaker 1: foot up, shister peeping. So now you're threatening me. You're

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Speaker 1: threatening me. You called me with this bullet. My client

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Speaker 1: is willing to settle for one hundred and fifty thousand dollars.

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Speaker 1: Take it or leave it. You know what? Then at

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Speaker 1: midnight you can go ahead and yourself in the face

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Speaker 1: and then dance around on your grave. You got nothing

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Speaker 1: nothing on me? That actually my said, suck it. That

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Speaker 1: actually sounds like a lot of fun. What yeah, that

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Speaker 1: sounds like a good time. I like that suggestion way

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Speaker 1: better than a lawsuit. Doing that at midnight by myself

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Speaker 1: looks like I've got plans tonight. What is wrong with you? Man? Oh,

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Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the

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Speaker 1: morning doing a phone tap on you. Huh, it's a joke.

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Speaker 1: Your friend Grady's set you up. This isn't real. This

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Speaker 1: is not he said. You hate getting complaints about your

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Speaker 1: haunted houses, so I figured i'd see you with a

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Speaker 1: lawsuit saying it's not scary enough to seriously a zombie

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Speaker 1: with both eyes though, what are you thinking? I'll come on, man,

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Speaker 1: you