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Speaker 1: May eighth? Okay, well, I'm supposed to go out on

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Speaker 1: of stuff. So I was thinking, and this is totally

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Speaker 1: cool Charlie's premiere. I bring Ashton, I bring the kids.

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Speaker 1: right now. Okay, awesome, Bruce, I have to go cool.

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Speaker 1: Thanks to talk to you later all ye Bye, who's

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Speaker 1: that knocking at the door. It's all your friends, your

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Speaker 1: filthy horror, your husband's gone, and we've got books on

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Speaker 1: a bottle of wine to kill. It's Hollywood, it's books,

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Speaker 1: it's gossip. I'm shook, it's memoir, it's Martinis. Clebrity book Club,

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Speaker 1: Come read it while it's hot. Celebrity Book Club, tell

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Speaker 1: your secrets. We won't talk celebrity books. No boys are Alloud.

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Speaker 1: Celebrity Book Club Say it Loud and Cloud Celebrity book Club.

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Speaker 1: Buzz Man. I brought the Queer Poe podcast Wives, I'm

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Speaker 1: Steven and I'm Lively and this it's Celebrity book Clubs,

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Speaker 1: the podcast where we read celebrity memoirs so you don't

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Speaker 1: have to Hey, your best tray most friend. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I'm so glad we're talking about the would not be

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Speaker 1: more excited to talk about this' Like, um, this actually is.

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Speaker 1: I know we say this every time, but this book

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Speaker 1: it was insanely good. Be was the most my favorite

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Speaker 1: It was one of those books where I was just like,

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Speaker 1: it in one day. This is one of those books,

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Speaker 1: and this is I think so rare for us when

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Speaker 1: and read like a fucking loser, right, And you're like, oh,

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Speaker 1: me more inside out. It is a memoir of drugs

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Speaker 1: and marriage and shed Roswell, New Mexico, so to me

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Speaker 1: She took it to her kids, well Idaho, actually right,

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Speaker 1: Always get those confused. It's hard to mix up. She

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Speaker 1: of course, is famous for her role in Say Animals Fire,

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Speaker 1: kind of not kind of boring. Now do you say

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Speaker 1: Disclosure this insane movie that everyone needs to see that's

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Speaker 1: a former secretary for the FBI. Roles are so jerry former, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what did I used to do? Sure? I used to

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Speaker 1: because she was and she was always having to fend

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Speaker 1: That's still more normal than her. Oh, I know, and

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Speaker 1: read this passage? So when her mom and her live

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Speaker 1: so one thing she doesn't. She's a lot of loves

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Speaker 1: meant a lot to him, which is super sweet. It's cute.

422
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Speaker 1: It is weirdly almost fire back to that for a second.

423
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Speaker 1: It is like she talks about how sweet Amelia was

424
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Speaker 1: and he sounded definitely like a rock to her. But

425
00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:43,000
Speaker 1: like Roblo is so hot and he plays like the

426
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Speaker 1: cat in the movie at Amelia Westavus, I find so

427
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Speaker 1: well sexually unappealing. Interesting. So this this brings me to

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Speaker 1: my next point, which is the dick size of all

429
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Speaker 1: the men in the book. So I've curated a list here. Okay,

430
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna briefly with my dicknowledge. Yeah, okay, So I've

431
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Speaker 1: decided that Emilio, based on her description of him as

432
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Speaker 1: a solid rock, to me, that him six and thick.

433
00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:10,080
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. It's a sturdy, sturdy dick,

434
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Speaker 1: and it's just it's just nice all around, and it

435
00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:16,600
Speaker 1: gets the job done and it's really really dependable. Um,

436
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:19,840
Speaker 1: Bruce to me is seven and thick. It's a dad

437
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Speaker 1: dick is what we call a dad dick. I mean

438
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Speaker 1: I imagine that he's like the classic hot dad. He's

439
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Speaker 1: five o ones and dad dick is like when you're

440
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:29,639
Speaker 1: a kid and you see your dad's dick is always

441
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:31,280
Speaker 1: big because you're a kid, and like a guy with

442
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Speaker 1: a dad dick, just like, how's this dick that's like

443
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Speaker 1: always big and it's like big when it's flacid. It's

444
00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:39,360
Speaker 1: a shower, not a grower, per se. So you agree,

445
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Speaker 1: I absolutely agree. It just seems so like Sturdy getting

446
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Speaker 1: my Chevy Romero. And I mean their passion was wild.

447
00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:49,880
Speaker 1: Oh wait, how this is where I got jealous. Oh

448
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:52,280
Speaker 1: when he pulls up beside her in the Lina with

449
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Speaker 1: John Goodman, Yeah, Woody, Harold send thing and they're all

450
00:23:55,840 --> 00:24:00,480
Speaker 1: like screaming out this premiere. She's like dry having home

451
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:03,400
Speaker 1: in her car. The Bruce limo pulls up beside her

452
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:06,520
Speaker 1: on the highway in a limo is out the sunroof,

453
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:12,239
Speaker 1: just been like hey, damn it, and like squad and

454
00:24:12,359 --> 00:24:15,199
Speaker 1: like they follow her, and I'm like, okay, that is

455
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:19,000
Speaker 1: that's iconic. And again it's very pre cell phone, right,

456
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:21,600
Speaker 1: you don't do that anymore. You don't just text someone hey,

457
00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:23,600
Speaker 1: you follow them in your limo. And she was like

458
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Speaker 1: who was the days before every celebrity was in an

459
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:28,920
Speaker 1: suv and I would say Bruce willis like made I

460
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:32,440
Speaker 1: don't know. He was so bald and people were like sexy.

461
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:35,800
Speaker 1: He invented men being hot and bald. Yeah, I mean

462
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,360
Speaker 1: they haven't really done a lot like since Bruce will

463
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:40,920
Speaker 1: its baldness, there hasn't been a lot. He really owned it,

464
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:46,439
Speaker 1: like is really like like the rock. I guess that

465
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:48,840
Speaker 1: would be the evolution to today. That's so like just

466
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:51,880
Speaker 1: become a full bodybuilder about it. He's just so bodybuilding

467
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:55,960
Speaker 1: like careless. Yeah, weird, so Ashton. I feel like Ashton's

468
00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:59,560
Speaker 1: like what you think I'm I think his dick is

469
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:07,760
Speaker 1: like long kind of thing. Yeah that I'm straight okay um.

470
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:09,479
Speaker 1: And I just feel like he was probably really good

471
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:13,600
Speaker 1: in bed and they had like a really good connection.

472
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:16,159
Speaker 1: He was very vivacious pleb we ate her out for

473
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:20,800
Speaker 1: when she talks about like they're absolute wild sexual chemistry

474
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:22,600
Speaker 1: when they're like just going to Canyon Ranch for like

475
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:25,440
Speaker 1: five days and never leaving bed, right, I know, I'm sure.

476
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:28,000
Speaker 1: I also like, obviously Bruce is so nineties and like

477
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:30,560
Speaker 1: not really eating a woman out, No, I'm sure. Like

478
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:35,880
Speaker 1: they foket for like twelve minutes, the longest solid twelve

479
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:39,320
Speaker 1: and then he's like all right, wait, so nineties, opening

480
00:25:39,359 --> 00:25:42,280
Speaker 1: up the fridge like being like can you get your baby. Yeah.

481
00:25:42,359 --> 00:25:47,600
Speaker 1: After for sure, grabbing is cereal? Yes, eating cereal a

482
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Speaker 1: big big Okay, I feel like I still want the

483
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:56,480
Speaker 1: Bruce Willis dad deck, even after Ashton Kutchure eating me

484
00:25:56,520 --> 00:26:00,840
Speaker 1: out with his long thin five hours, because after five

485
00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:04,560
Speaker 1: hours you're like, okay, I know, I think it's eaten. Yeah,

486
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:08,600
Speaker 1: I've been eight just to go back. Obviously has a

487
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:13,160
Speaker 1: small dick, sure, and that's why she does. And he like, yes,

488
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:16,399
Speaker 1: he's like hot and like can chat, but he was

489
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:18,920
Speaker 1: just his dick has only gotten pointier over the course

490
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:24,680
Speaker 1: of pointier. All right, How big is Masha the lesbian

491
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Speaker 1: stylist strap of her strap? Is it? Is it funky color?

492
00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:32,240
Speaker 1: Is it purple? Is it? She's so modern and it's

493
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:37,800
Speaker 1: like the most like non realistic, Like it's blue, it's

494
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:41,600
Speaker 1: very like diaal it does like it's not it's barely

495
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:44,440
Speaker 1: even fallic shaped. It's like, no, I think it absolutely

496
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:48,600
Speaker 1: is fallic shape. I just think it's like pink. Oh

497
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:52,160
Speaker 1: it's a glass dildo. Oh my god, that's terrifying, which,

498
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:55,479
Speaker 1: like our friend Alex is always saying how much she

499
00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:59,359
Speaker 1: loves because you can freeze it, and I'm like, why

500
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:04,840
Speaker 1: why is that hot? Like as in blast dildo. You

501
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:07,760
Speaker 1: have to try on it. I was like, I'm actually good.

502
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:12,960
Speaker 1: Oh my god. She wants literally ice in her Nothing

503
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:17,560
Speaker 1: turns me on like ye, Like, I get right back

504
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:23,199
Speaker 1: the whole bio fuck so empowered doctor Evil. That's so.

505
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:24,720
Speaker 1: I mean like when I like when a cold hand

506
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:27,080
Speaker 1: touches me, I shiver, right, you don't want it, just

507
00:27:27,119 --> 00:27:29,960
Speaker 1: like cold onside of you. Yeah, then you're like burm

508
00:27:30,119 --> 00:27:38,119
Speaker 1: or blankets. I love when Demi just describes what punk does. Oh,

509
00:27:38,119 --> 00:27:40,520
Speaker 1: she's like, so Punked was an amazing show that Ashton

510
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:44,280
Speaker 1: had where he didn't came and I was just so

511
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:46,600
Speaker 1: impressed with him for having his own Oh wait, we

512
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:50,040
Speaker 1: have to talk about Thorn. Sorry. Wait, Thorn is like

513
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Speaker 1: his company that I did the branding for. I don't

514
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Speaker 1: remember this, remember, so she at the end, she's like,

515
00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:58,720
Speaker 1: and I still do love Ashton even though we don't

516
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,480
Speaker 1: speak and he did leave me, and she on me

517
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:02,960
Speaker 1: and I really love the work we do with our organization,

518
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Speaker 1: which is like sexual child sexual trafficking, like software for police.

519
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Speaker 1: And I I'm a copywriter and I weirdly did the

520
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:15,960
Speaker 1: copywriting for this brand okay, and I came up with

521
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Speaker 1: the line, um, until every child can be a kid. Also,

522
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:26,160
Speaker 1: you're like with bringing that you're sexy voice. Yeah, until

523
00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:30,000
Speaker 1: every I was trying to be sexy. It just happened

524
00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:33,560
Speaker 1: like that, I guess anyway, but that was there sort

525
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:37,840
Speaker 1: of manifesto cry about Ashton is Zale. He's actually kind

526
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:41,160
Speaker 1: of like putting his money where him out, and he's

527
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:45,520
Speaker 1: developing software for local police departments to track online predators.

528
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:48,040
Speaker 1: And he like was the first like investor of Apple

529
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Speaker 1: or something like that, which like, yeah, he was the

530
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:56,440
Speaker 1: first inventor of I'm just saying like he like literally investor,

531
00:28:57,080 --> 00:29:00,800
Speaker 1: he invented tek talk. It's like you're just I'm sorry, man.

532
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536
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537
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Speaker 1: had some sort of think pieces that I was sort

565
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Speaker 1: of roominate it on. Okay. So it's like, so she

566
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,600
Speaker 1: was in all these move Okay, she was in Striptease,

567
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:24,400
Speaker 1: she was in a Decent Proposal, she was in Gi Jane,

568
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:31,920
Speaker 1: And I feel like she was canonical feminist figure of

569
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:34,920
Speaker 1: the nineties that was like such a necessary vehicle to

570
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:37,120
Speaker 1: like move us to the culture wars. People thought she

571
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:39,440
Speaker 1: was so controversial in these ways that we obviously now

572
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:42,680
Speaker 1: don't think of controversial. And people panned all those films, Oh,

573
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:45,360
Speaker 1: like a decent prosals bad because it's like a woman

574
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:48,040
Speaker 1: being bartered for sex or whatever, and they weren't even

575
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:50,080
Speaker 1: viewing it in this very very post that way we

576
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:52,840
Speaker 1: would nowadays. It was like her own agency, like everything

577
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:55,080
Speaker 1: was so second wave and like anti porn and just

578
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 1: like anti swack. Also again, stripptis anti sex working people. Oh,

579
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:02,720
Speaker 1: you're selling your controversial about that movie. Was the fact

580
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:04,520
Speaker 1: that like a mom was a stripper, which of course

581
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:06,880
Speaker 1: now would be like non controversial at all, and it

582
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:10,960
Speaker 1: seems cheesy, um, you know Cloine to have that be

583
00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:12,680
Speaker 1: like a plot point, be like, oh, we got it,

584
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:14,560
Speaker 1: like she's like a really good person she strip or whatever.

585
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:16,720
Speaker 1: But it's like back then everyone was so freaked out

586
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:18,200
Speaker 1: by and I feel like she usually not paying for

587
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:21,160
Speaker 1: It's like, how many memoirs do we see that are

588
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:24,360
Speaker 1: like feminists who like becomes strippers in like Portland and

589
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:26,760
Speaker 1: then like rite about and I And like even in

590
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:28,440
Speaker 1: the book she kind of talks about in this way

591
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:30,200
Speaker 1: where she's like I didn't really get the controverstory or

592
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:31,560
Speaker 1: like it kind of was like weird to me that

593
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:33,760
Speaker 1: was the reception. And she kind of like doesn't even

594
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:36,720
Speaker 1: really see herself as this like feminist icon who she

595
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:40,400
Speaker 1: just does her thing. Also, she does talk about she's

596
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:43,760
Speaker 1: always like, uh, yeah, so I got fourteen million for Gijan,

597
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:47,400
Speaker 1: which was the most woman was being paid in Hollywood. Meanwhile,

598
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:50,760
Speaker 1: Bruce is getting twenty mill for Die Hard three. But

599
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:54,640
Speaker 1: then I was panned because she smore. And it's like now,

600
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:56,840
Speaker 1: obviously like anytime a woman asked for money. It's like

601
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Speaker 1: she didn't Michelle Williams like famously yes that whatever that

602
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:03,280
Speaker 1: movie was, and she was like, this was just like

603
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:05,480
Speaker 1: so pre that, and I feel like to be more

604
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:08,440
Speaker 1: kind of it's like why she was able to be

605
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:11,160
Speaker 1: this person because like I feel like every other actress

606
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:14,360
Speaker 1: would have been too like scared of the politics around

607
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:17,120
Speaker 1: it and not doing it well. I think. Then also

608
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Speaker 1: it's like the nineties again, like so raw. It's like

609
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:22,040
Speaker 1: she didn't have a Twitter there, like was like less,

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Speaker 1: there's no thing of like to like start like a

611
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Speaker 1: million thing pieces. She was like, I'm just gonna do

612
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:28,520
Speaker 1: my thing. There's gonna be talk back and she was

613
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Speaker 1: like she was kind of always like middle fingers up

614
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Speaker 1: whatever like, And then it gets to Gijane that was

615
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:37,800
Speaker 1: such a necessary film if you absolutely and she did,

616
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Speaker 1: and she was like, I'm gonna train for this like

617
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Speaker 1: the guys trained for it. I'm gonna do the full

618
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Speaker 1: military training. Because now I feel like we live in

619
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Speaker 1: a very woke time. It's like everything is about like

620
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:49,560
Speaker 1: a woman can do anything a man can do. But

621
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Speaker 1: like this was kind of the first door opening to

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Speaker 1: that plot point, and especially like a woman not only

623
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Speaker 1: of like the plot of Gijane, but how she trained

624
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Speaker 1: for the movie right and the work again dating Ashton

625
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:05,320
Speaker 1: just like being like, yes, I'm dating this younger guy. Yes,

626
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Speaker 1: I'm a cougar. At the time, she absolutely did not

627
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Speaker 1: get credit, and I would still I would. I would

628
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Speaker 1: argue that today she's she's still not absolutely not seen

629
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Speaker 1: as a feminist icon. She is seen as like a

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Speaker 1: kind of a pulpy like fun actress. I feel like

631
00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:22,160
Speaker 1: she's kind of seen in between. But like right again,

632
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:25,040
Speaker 1: but I think because that we look at it's like

633
00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:27,719
Speaker 1: you have to be so like overtly political and take

634
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:30,000
Speaker 1: credit for that, and it's very rare. She did like

635
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:32,960
Speaker 1: quote unquotely take a stand and like raised her kids

636
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:35,200
Speaker 1: in Idaho. I'm just saying like more ways of her

637
00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:36,919
Speaker 1: just being like I'm gonna do the shoot, I'm gonna

638
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:41,600
Speaker 1: date Ashton. The sort of aloofness to the like the

639
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:44,719
Speaker 1: politics and the storylines of Hollywood, Like I think, like,

640
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:47,080
Speaker 1: let her take these roles, but then kind of like

641
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:50,440
Speaker 1: prevented her from getting credit for being this very transformative figure.

642
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:54,240
Speaker 1: And I feel like she should get on more credit.

643
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:57,080
Speaker 1: And I don't even know even after this book, like

644
00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:59,080
Speaker 1: she went an MPR and she did the circuit and

645
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:00,759
Speaker 1: I feel like she's kind I kind of started to

646
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:03,640
Speaker 1: get like a little bit of do but not like enough. Again,

647
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:06,200
Speaker 1: that's like not her style, Like she wouldn't necessarily and

648
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:08,120
Speaker 1: like that's what we expect. We expect it to be

649
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:11,239
Speaker 1: so like j Lo just like at the wing, just

650
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:13,080
Speaker 1: being like and it was so important for me to

651
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:15,319
Speaker 1: do this film as a woman, as a woman, and

652
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:18,520
Speaker 1: to show that a woman can executive produce a film

653
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:21,200
Speaker 1: that she is starring in when she is like a

654
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:23,520
Speaker 1: multi millionaire. And for her like back to the pul

655
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:25,560
Speaker 1: people and say her comeback was just like being in

656
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:28,400
Speaker 1: full throttle because Drew like begged her and she was like,

657
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:31,000
Speaker 1: you know what, fine, Like this is fab I will know.

658
00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:34,239
Speaker 1: And then we're all just kind of like applauding, like

659
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:36,520
Speaker 1: yes we love Demi, but like I don't know, it's

660
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 1: like Demi where I wouldn't even really call her a

661
00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:41,879
Speaker 1: gay icon. It all certainly not. The gays have never

662
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:46,240
Speaker 1: really no latched onto her. I mean her films are strange,

663
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:48,319
Speaker 1: I mean so straight. I will say strip tease though,

664
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:51,720
Speaker 1: like the strip scenes are so fab Dancing is insane.

665
00:35:51,719 --> 00:35:56,000
Speaker 1: She only dances to Annie Lennox, which is so random.

666
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:59,759
Speaker 1: The movements are so like wish she could see me now,

667
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:05,479
Speaker 1: It's okay, cookie, really fossy vibes. Well, okay, the most

668
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:10,480
Speaker 1: when she said like classic nineties, like the hottest thing

669
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:12,680
Speaker 1: ever is just for a woman to wear a big

670
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:16,840
Speaker 1: tie and nothing else. Okay. The scene when she's in

671
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:24,000
Speaker 1: her bedroom dancing alone, dancing to a little and I

672
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:26,279
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I need to do this movie really

673
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:29,200
Speaker 1: iconic and she has all because that movie is so

674
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:32,719
Speaker 1: random and like the I would call it the um

675
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:37,000
Speaker 1: stripper drama thriller version of Apure Pet Detective. Okay, I

676
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:41,480
Speaker 1: don't know the plot, you don't, Yeah, it's burned in

677
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:43,719
Speaker 1: my memory. Wasn't like such a Jim Carrey fan as

678
00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:49,480
Speaker 1: a child. I know you loved his hair kind of

679
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:53,319
Speaker 1: that started my hair, that invented your hair. Yeah, I

680
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:56,280
Speaker 1: thought it was Conan O'Bryan, but I guess it was rude.

681
00:36:57,480 --> 00:36:59,880
Speaker 1: Well you know you got some irish in yeah. Yeah. Anyway,

682
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,320
Speaker 1: I'm just saying Strimtees is a lot of random animals

683
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:07,680
Speaker 1: in it. Um. But yes, they're all these like steamy

684
00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:12,080
Speaker 1: nineties movies with the sacks where like it fades out

685
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:15,480
Speaker 1: on a yacht as someone's having sex super straight and

686
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:17,520
Speaker 1: so yeah, and I think that so a gays like,

687
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:20,239
Speaker 1: don't launch those movies and then be People dismissed the

688
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:22,040
Speaker 1: nineties as being very I mean, I think both the

689
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:24,440
Speaker 1: eighties and the nineties has been very like cheesy and

690
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:26,440
Speaker 1: like the sexuality was very kind of like Lurid and

691
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:29,960
Speaker 1: the Real pre ninety six. Yeah, and like's not like

692
00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:32,520
Speaker 1: we're not in like a Brittany air at all. We're

693
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:36,239
Speaker 1: still just like Jay Jane. I feel like it was

694
00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:39,000
Speaker 1: maybe nineties six of like you're saying Britney kind of

695
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,560
Speaker 1: invented the modern sexuality. Well, I'm just saying, like ninety

696
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:43,560
Speaker 1: eight people are like, oh my god, it was ridiculous

697
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:45,960
Speaker 1: late nineties stuff, which I feel like people are obsessed with.

698
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:48,560
Speaker 1: And no, sure the esthetic is like not. I think

699
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:52,000
Speaker 1: people blend maybe ninety four stuff with kind of like

700
00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:55,120
Speaker 1: the eighties. Right. Do you think Demi is gonna do

701
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:58,360
Speaker 1: kind of a comeback movie maybe in the next few years.

702
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:03,520
Speaker 1: I mean that really depends on sort of Masha's schedule. Well,

703
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:07,040
Speaker 1: I'm the baby and the baby and whatnot. I may

704
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:10,600
Speaker 1: ever't love her too. It doesn't seem like that's really

705
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:13,520
Speaker 1: this book is just not seemed like she's into making

706
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:15,560
Speaker 1: movies right now. She's very into just like her big

707
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:19,440
Speaker 1: house in Idaho and like being a mom, unfocusing and

708
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:23,160
Speaker 1: her big brood. So I was run in that part

709
00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:27,560
Speaker 1: when it's like all of her children stopped talking to her. Yeah,

710
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:29,360
Speaker 1: well that was it because she was like being so

711
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:34,000
Speaker 1: like like crazy to Ashton to like I feel like

712
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:35,960
Speaker 1: she's just probably being so annoying about it. That's what

713
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:39,680
Speaker 1: I think. I was like, you know, when you're not

714
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:43,320
Speaker 1: like she started really going through it, she's like hmmm yeah,

715
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:46,759
Speaker 1: Like first like she stopped talking to me, then she

716
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:49,000
Speaker 1: stopped talking to me, and and it's like I feel

717
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:52,320
Speaker 1: like she was probably like maybe kind of hashtag no boundaries,

718
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:54,799
Speaker 1: like calling all of her daughters while they were like

719
00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:58,040
Speaker 1: at risdy and like complaining so much, just being like

720
00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:01,000
Speaker 1: so like what do you even like think this means

721
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:03,360
Speaker 1: that like Ashton did this, and like they're all in

722
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:06,319
Speaker 1: their razors like texting and she's not asking that many

723
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:11,960
Speaker 1: questions about there alone and really like doing this mixed

724
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:14,560
Speaker 1: media projects. Yeah, and they're just like my mom is

725
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:17,080
Speaker 1: being such a pathetic loser, right, And they're like I

726
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:19,680
Speaker 1: need a break from you. And then rumors still like

727
00:39:19,719 --> 00:39:23,120
Speaker 1: well we can hit a bong, but like, yeah, I'm

728
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:24,960
Speaker 1: gonna need a break from it. You're gonna need you

729
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:28,040
Speaker 1: to absolutely wrap it up. But she she works on

730
00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:31,839
Speaker 1: herself and kind of comes back from that. I mean,

731
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:34,360
Speaker 1: the next chapter for Demi is obviously being a lesbian.

732
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:38,040
Speaker 1: I feel like that's sort of that's the chapter. Is

733
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:40,600
Speaker 1: that the future for her? But I actually the goss

734
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:43,400
Speaker 1: I heard is I think like, oh, it's over. That

735
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:47,479
Speaker 1: chapter's over, and it's like just about her now, which

736
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:49,960
Speaker 1: is still being being best friends with her ex. So

737
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:51,799
Speaker 1: like Julia Roberts did this thing where she was like, oh,

738
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:53,439
Speaker 1: I'm going to a ranch and I'm an earth mother

739
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:55,959
Speaker 1: now and I'm just like wearing big glasses and being

740
00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:59,160
Speaker 1: so shawl and the big blanket and like any photo

741
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:00,520
Speaker 1: I've seen him to any more in the past like

742
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:03,520
Speaker 1: five years, she's been in like a blanket and like

743
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:07,239
Speaker 1: big wire glasses. I'm at home, like I have really

744
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:10,960
Speaker 1: good skin and I'm at home. Um, I don't know's

745
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,960
Speaker 1: what a question. It's like, are we seeing Demi randomly

746
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:18,000
Speaker 1: in an Amazon show in two years? I mean, I okay, actually,

747
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:19,720
Speaker 1: you know what. I take that back, because she's so

748
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:22,399
Speaker 1: in an Amazon and Julia Roberts did this Amazon show

749
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:25,880
Speaker 1: that I started to watch that I couldn't really get into.

750
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:28,000
Speaker 1: Maybe she literally was in an Amazon show and she

751
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:32,640
Speaker 1: like weirdly plays like a therapist. That's just so like, No,

752
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:36,239
Speaker 1: that's the Julia Roberts show. Okay, she plays a therapist

753
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:39,440
Speaker 1: who's like blacked out for the FBI or CIA or

754
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:41,640
Speaker 1: something like that. Oh no, that I know. I know

755
00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:44,759
Speaker 1: that show. That show was like, so, Emmy, that's homecoming. Yes,

756
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:48,200
Speaker 1: that shows good. Um, I always started to be into it. Anyway,

757
00:40:48,239 --> 00:40:50,759
Speaker 1: I feel like I could see Demi doing something like

758
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:52,839
Speaker 1: that or like well that no, no, no no, no, that's

759
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:55,080
Speaker 1: too like Marquis of a project that I don't think

760
00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:57,640
Speaker 1: she I think she would be like a character in

761
00:40:57,719 --> 00:41:01,919
Speaker 1: some random show in like a few episodes, because she's

762
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:03,960
Speaker 1: so like not wanting to dive in. She's so just

763
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:07,799
Speaker 1: all dabble. But I need to have at least like

764
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:09,359
Speaker 1: she's so like my red I need to be at

765
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:12,320
Speaker 1: least to spend five days a week at my ranching

766
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:14,680
Speaker 1: item with. But all of her kids are grown up

767
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:18,000
Speaker 1: well with Masha and her brood and the dog and

768
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:21,759
Speaker 1: the mash is in La and then there's so many

769
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:25,200
Speaker 1: like little tiny dogs probably like running around like they

770
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:27,320
Speaker 1: got like a four person stroller for all the dogs.

771
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:39,919
Speaker 1: Right segment vibes How does she live? How does she eat?

772
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:41,759
Speaker 1: What does she wear? Well, I feel like we just

773
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:44,440
Speaker 1: talked about what she wear. It's like she's in seven jeans,

774
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:48,520
Speaker 1: Hudson jeans, tattered. I mean, she's very early two thousands,

775
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:53,520
Speaker 1: like whiskered whisker jeans, whiskered earth a cafe, big black

776
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:59,600
Speaker 1: wire frame glasses, beeny, big classic is what I wanted

777
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:01,359
Speaker 1: to say. Though, I feel like in this way though

778
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:05,080
Speaker 1: she kind of did invent like dimes square style of

779
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:08,520
Speaker 1: just like like in her nineties style when she was

780
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:11,480
Speaker 1: like dating Emelian Estevez or whatever or like initial dating Roblo,

781
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:14,120
Speaker 1: just being like jeans and looking hot and like a

782
00:42:14,239 --> 00:42:16,920
Speaker 1: shirt like a button down. I mean, yeah, that's also

783
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:23,959
Speaker 1: like the nineties in this way where she's just kind

784
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:27,000
Speaker 1: of like her face is kind of plain in this way,

785
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:29,359
Speaker 1: but she's still just like really hot. I actually feel

786
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:32,600
Speaker 1: like her face is not playing at all, but I

787
00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:35,080
Speaker 1: think she kind but she doesn't have like more lips.

788
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:38,480
Speaker 1: She doesn't have like you know, some crazy like brow line.

789
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:40,400
Speaker 1: She doesn't look like Kim Kraft, you know what I mean.

790
00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:42,799
Speaker 1: It's like, no, I feel like her face is kind

791
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:46,759
Speaker 1: of like sharp, sullen. It's so seventies. Like yeah, it's

792
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:49,759
Speaker 1: like she's been like a lot of jaw. Yeah, she's jaw.

793
00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:52,759
Speaker 1: She's these sunken eyes. It's like you can see the

794
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:57,839
Speaker 1: pain of the Cadillacs that dropped her off from home

795
00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:00,360
Speaker 1: to home and the Yeah, I mean you can taste

796
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:04,760
Speaker 1: the motor oil. So I don't think she's like plain boots. Okay,

797
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:08,239
Speaker 1: well she has look at the smuts this kind of

798
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:13,600
Speaker 1: like about her bigger smile. Okay, so maybe she didn't

799
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:16,440
Speaker 1: invent jeans um, but yeah, yeah, I feel like she

800
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:18,680
Speaker 1: was class because it's brad packed, so she's Levi's it's

801
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:22,520
Speaker 1: acid wall because she's always sounds so like big, big,

802
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:26,160
Speaker 1: big sweater, big, A lot of dusters, yes, a lot

803
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:30,160
Speaker 1: of huge dusters. And I feel like there's this weird

804
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:31,920
Speaker 1: thing because it's like, well, okay, and then in La

805
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,480
Speaker 1: obviously it's like the most like threadbar but I feel

806
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:36,960
Speaker 1: like she's wearing like a threadbear gray shirt like that

807
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:40,919
Speaker 1: there's a pace sign. Yeah, like so subtle. I've attracted

808
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:44,879
Speaker 1: to some kind of like native designs and that kind

809
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:47,600
Speaker 1: of very She's from New Mexico and so like there

810
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:51,080
Speaker 1: is more of a Native American presence there. So I

811
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:53,319
Speaker 1: feel like it's like that's where she has like an

812
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:56,759
Speaker 1: ink lean towards those kinds of like patterns, and she

813
00:43:56,880 --> 00:44:03,120
Speaker 1: might be made an American. She might have some well, um,

814
00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:08,600
Speaker 1: and my momm yeah, and my mema always when we

815
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:12,000
Speaker 1: walked by that photograph, she said, well, your your papa

816
00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:14,600
Speaker 1: has high cheek bones, and that's how we know that

817
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:17,719
Speaker 1: you're Indians. So that's how I know that I'm in exactly,

818
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,920
Speaker 1: And she didn't there's no story like that in this book.

819
00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:24,360
Speaker 1: Um um, okay, So how does she know? What does

820
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:28,680
Speaker 1: she eat? What does she eat? Well? Wow, not much disorder. Well,

821
00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:30,719
Speaker 1: now that she's like over her eating disorder, is she

822
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:32,880
Speaker 1: just being so like I think the whole thing is

823
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:35,520
Speaker 1: she always like did eat. But I think she was

824
00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:38,160
Speaker 1: being like just like, oh, well I had this one

825
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:40,920
Speaker 1: spoonful of oatmeal and then probably like didn't eat it

826
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:43,600
Speaker 1: at all. But she now just been some land going

827
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:47,400
Speaker 1: to squirrel and how yeah it's grandall or she been

828
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:49,879
Speaker 1: so Idaho and she's just been like and and all

829
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:52,920
Speaker 1: my my crew came over and my best gay husband,

830
00:44:53,239 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 1: Eric but came over and he put a big ribbi

831
00:44:57,800 --> 00:45:00,320
Speaker 1: on the grill. I think in like brew she is

832
00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:02,920
Speaker 1: doing burg She's like, Bruce comes over and he makes

833
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:05,239
Speaker 1: burgers to the kids. But I feel like she's kind

834
00:45:05,239 --> 00:45:08,319
Speaker 1: of still snacking on peppers. I think it's probably hard

835
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:11,040
Speaker 1: to really let go of those habits. And like maybe

836
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:15,319
Speaker 1: she's having like a chicken sausage. Yeah. Absolutely, She's like

837
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:18,919
Speaker 1: the apple Gate and apple Gate chicken. She's like, maybe

838
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:22,200
Speaker 1: she has a local like she butcher that she really is. Yeah.

839
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:25,560
Speaker 1: I don't think she's getting like a t Jo's. Yeah.

840
00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:27,560
Speaker 1: But at the same time, she's an Idaho. She's going

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Speaker 1: with her best Idaho friend and they're going to t

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Speaker 1: Jos and they're like stock him. She's like, the kids

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Speaker 1: are coming this weekend and she's doing that thing that

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Speaker 1: actually Audrey Hepburn did no where. It's like you're cooking

845
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Speaker 1: so much, but then you don't eat, oh right, and

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Speaker 1: you're kind of overcompensating for how much you don't eat

847
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Speaker 1: by how much you do come. She's like, it's Super Bowl,

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Speaker 1: We're making a big bat she's like Demi's famous chili

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Speaker 1: huh um. All right, we covered And how does she

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Speaker 1: does she live? I mean big leather couches, big, I

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Speaker 1: mean it's large style, absolutely lodge. We're talking wooden planks.

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Speaker 1: And she's always even when she like, she's always like

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Speaker 1: wanted with a canyon ranch, like when she's vacation, she's

854
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:05,600
Speaker 1: a constant ranch yet ranch about the antler, it's like

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Speaker 1: the full nine tons of antlers. And I think, yeah,

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Speaker 1: blankets abound honestly, bear skins maybe, Oh, I'm sure. I'm

857
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Speaker 1: sure she was fucking Ashton on a bear skin. I

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Speaker 1: wonder if her house has one of those. Cool. I

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Speaker 1: love this like it's you know what I mean, like

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Speaker 1: a laugh, like an open second floor. Yeah. Well a

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00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:28,359
Speaker 1: medieval times they called that a gallery. It's not interesting. Wait,

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Speaker 1: that's like really cool. I still have medieval stuff in

863
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Speaker 1: sixth grade, and I never made medieval stuff. Well, sixth

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Speaker 1: grade the theme was medieval things, and I did a

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Speaker 1: paper on medieval fashion, on the bucks and ladies of

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Speaker 1: the Middle Ages. Well, it's kind of funny because it's

867
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Speaker 1: like medieval fashions. It's actually not much written about it

868
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:50,480
Speaker 1: because the style was so just like big sheets. So

869
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Speaker 1: and that's why it's that's not really much written about it, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because it was kind of the most boring time for fashion. Okay,

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00:46:56,239 --> 00:47:00,080
Speaker 1: well but lets you're into that, right, and maybe that

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00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:03,960
Speaker 1: actually kind of more invented the Rachel Komei, Yeah, because

873
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:05,920
Speaker 1: now it's so just like a line dresses and like

874
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:08,880
Speaker 1: things like don't have a waste empire. Just feel like

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00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:11,520
Speaker 1: I'm lost in fabric and every girl is lost in

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00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:14,200
Speaker 1: fabric and I'm a square. I also remember some interview

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Speaker 1: with her and her even her La house was very

878
00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:17,640
Speaker 1: like and like she had there was like so many

879
00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:19,080
Speaker 1: poofs and like it was like sit on the floor

880
00:47:19,239 --> 00:47:21,600
Speaker 1: and it was very like rugs and blanks and she's

881
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:27,040
Speaker 1: playing Mexican dominoes on the floor. What's up that like

882
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:30,600
Speaker 1: Scandinavine word that like every bloggers obsessed with hig like

883
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:32,760
Speaker 1: skannin even where every blogers obsessed with It's like cozy

884
00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:36,600
Speaker 1: vibes and it's just like hige for winter like sheepskin

885
00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:41,400
Speaker 1: through big big fire plumps, like getting into a basket

886
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:44,880
Speaker 1: with your husband, tons of hot coco, so much coco

887
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:50,080
Speaker 1: and fire pizza, num numbs and my dog dog um

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Speaker 1: who are okay, who are you in the book? Do

889
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:02,680
Speaker 1: you think I'm her mom? I was, well, I was

890
00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:04,480
Speaker 1: thinking about this today earlier today, and I was like,

891
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:10,000
Speaker 1: are we the Ginny and Danny? We're writing bad, bad checks.

892
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:12,680
Speaker 1: We're getting out of town right, We're like, you know what,

893
00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:15,360
Speaker 1: I don't care. I'm taking more game. But we always

894
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:17,680
Speaker 1: come back to each other. Very that road trip we

895
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:20,400
Speaker 1: took to Atlantic City, we were being very ginny and

896
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:23,040
Speaker 1: be like smoking in the cor in the car and

897
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:25,000
Speaker 1: when I blacked out and we all had to sleep

898
00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:27,000
Speaker 1: in the sob overnight because you had a stick and

899
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:29,320
Speaker 1: none of us could drive stuff. But we still forgave you.

900
00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:31,240
Speaker 1: And that was also the same weekend you like basically

901
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:33,880
Speaker 1: gave me bed bugs. I should have never spoken to

902
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:38,239
Speaker 1: you again. You really sho Stephen picked up, you know,

903
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:40,759
Speaker 1: a bed frame off the street in nice village, but

904
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:42,840
Speaker 1: I slept on. You know what there was the city

905
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:45,240
Speaker 1: had an infestation. It wasn't me, Dolly, it was everywhere.

906
00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:48,080
Speaker 1: Other decisions to be made. You could, you could't. You

907
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:50,600
Speaker 1: couldn't swing a funny person that sound without getting bed bugs.

908
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:52,840
Speaker 1: And we went to a shitty motel. So that was

909
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:54,839
Speaker 1: very ginny and Danny of us and oh my god,

910
00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:56,920
Speaker 1: and Bella who was with us. Our friend was the

911
00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:58,839
Speaker 1: Demi because she's like fish. Oh she was like thin

912
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:01,080
Speaker 1: and hot and I was like into a trash can

913
00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:06,560
Speaker 1: at the Tropic Canna. Let's figure it out. But also

914
00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:11,360
Speaker 1: I'm like, you're not Zaysa, but like you want to be.

915
00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:14,839
Speaker 1: Oh god, I wish I was Za, her fabulous Brazilian friend,

916
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,719
Speaker 1: like so much access to men and coach. Yeah. Um well,

917
00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:20,479
Speaker 1: I was also wondering if I'm like Adrian Linman or whatever,

918
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Speaker 1: like that director who's being kind of psycho and was

919
00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:24,719
Speaker 1: like being so like weird about her weight and being

920
00:49:24,719 --> 00:49:26,480
Speaker 1: like and like getting the lighting right and being such

921
00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:30,480
Speaker 1: a like perfectionist. Oh yeah, maybe that is kind of

922
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:33,440
Speaker 1: you like yelling about something and it's like simmer and right,

923
00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:35,759
Speaker 1: Like sometimes I'm kind of yelling about stuff and just

924
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:37,800
Speaker 1: being like like I'm getting so mad at my boyfriend

925
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:40,160
Speaker 1: for like not hanging up his coat or like not

926
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:43,520
Speaker 1: putting his bag in the office just like fat actually,

927
00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:45,920
Speaker 1: like you're fat and the keys going the huck. So

928
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:48,040
Speaker 1: that is kind of that. Maybe that could be, but

929
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:51,200
Speaker 1: I guess that's kind of negative. I feel like I

930
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:54,600
Speaker 1: am like randomly kind of like Emilio Estevez and like

931
00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:58,879
Speaker 1: being like steady and understanding since Dick. But obviously I'm

932
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:01,920
Speaker 1: a literally like six inch Marada. I'm also like John

933
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:05,720
Speaker 1: Goodman hanging out of like such a minor character, babe,

934
00:50:05,719 --> 00:50:09,640
Speaker 1: Like I know that you are like spiritually, but I

935
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Speaker 1: might also maybe like Rumor, the one who appears just

936
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Speaker 1: like in the most passing reference. I feel like I'm

937
00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:19,880
Speaker 1: also kind of Rumor because it's like big, well, okay, rude.

938
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Speaker 1: It's like if I with my mom and me being

939
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:25,120
Speaker 1: like sure, I'll don't like smokabol with my mom is

940
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:28,359
Speaker 1: Rumor the one who gets your high Yeah, oh yeah.

941
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:30,399
Speaker 1: I mean you are the one who is like Gia

942
00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:33,160
Speaker 1: is trying to be a good influencer. You'll be like, okay, mom,

943
00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:36,000
Speaker 1: like let's smoke. Your mom is like fully like trying

944
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,920
Speaker 1: to like be anaa and just like got off alcohol,

945
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:46,080
Speaker 1: and you're like, what's bit of time? It's Christmas, that's

946
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Speaker 1: mom out of Christmas. Carr Our next book, moving on

947
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:54,360
Speaker 1: is oh my god, wow, our next book is a

948
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Speaker 1: really iconic read. I don't want to give too much away,

949
00:50:57,440 --> 00:50:59,799
Speaker 1: but you know her, you love her, You've heard her,

950
00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:05,600
Speaker 1: seen her on multiple platforms, TV, movies, music. She's an ex,

951
00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:08,279
Speaker 1: she's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, She's

952
00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:12,880
Speaker 1: absolutely a cousin. She's beyond cousin. She's She's at the

953
00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:17,000
Speaker 1: end of the day, she's an American. Jessica Simpson and

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Speaker 1: her book, which is called Open Book. A lot of

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Speaker 1: tears at, a lot of romance, a lot of heartbreak,

956
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Speaker 1: career ups and down. All right, we're giving it away. Listen, subscribe, rate, review,

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Speaker 1: take some time off to focus on your family and

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Speaker 1: figure out what you really want. Marry someone a lot

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