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Speaker 1: The voice is holding up, although I'm pretty sure it

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Speaker 1: That's not a good sign. Remember, I'm gonna get into

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Speaker 1: this whole conspiracy theory theory here in a moment. But

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Speaker 1: tomorrow isn't. Asked, Doctor Jesse Friday, get your questions email

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Speaker 1: and not tomorrow now, Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com.

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Speaker 1: Ask me anything. What Chris am? I gonna make it?

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Speaker 1: Chris be serious? Okay, the showgun doesn't sit out because

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Speaker 1: he's got a little cough. All right, this look people

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Speaker 1: look up to me as basically their mentor as what

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Speaker 1: Chris as a legend, as somebody who's just short of

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Speaker 1: Superman almost there. Superman doesn't take time off for a

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Speaker 1: little cough. Okay, so we're yes, we'll be here. Ask

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Speaker 1: doctor Jesse Friday Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com.

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Speaker 1: All right, now, this story's been making the rounds just

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Speaker 1: a little bit, and I'm not going to spend a

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Speaker 1: a bunch of emails, and we got to talk about

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Speaker 1: Christmas parties. Here and things like that. But this is

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Speaker 1: from Yahoo. Intel analysts tried to prevent the January sixth attack,

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Speaker 1: but DHS failed to act. And there's so much of

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Speaker 1: this that is just dripping with irony. One of the

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Speaker 1: top things that I can think of is this the DHS.

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Speaker 1: Do you know why we have a DHS Department of

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Speaker 1: Homeland Security. We have a DHS because after nine to eleven,

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Speaker 1: when something horrible like that happens, people start looking around

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Speaker 1: and asking why, how did this happen? How did we

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Speaker 1: not know? How didn't we stop this? And one of

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Speaker 1: the conclusions they came to was all the separate government

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Speaker 1: agencies FBI, CIA, all the others, they don't coordinate with

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Speaker 1: each other. They don't talk with each other. Oftentimes they

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Speaker 1: And so they decided what we need as a Department

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Speaker 1: of Homeland Security. And they decided we needed the Department

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Speaker 1: of Homeland Security so we can make sure there aren't

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Speaker 1: any more things slipping through the cracks. So whenever there's

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Speaker 1: the DHS who spent two weeks sounding the alarm at

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Speaker 1: the DHS that something potentially might happen at the Capitol,

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Speaker 1: and they did nothing, which leads me to this. I

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Speaker 1: believe the reason they did nothing is because they planned

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Speaker 1: and coordinated most of what happened there anyway, And if

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Speaker 1: you think I'm crazy, please go look up Ray Epps.

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Speaker 1: And ray Epps is just the most famous one. He's

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Speaker 1: not nearly the only one. All these January six political

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Speaker 1: prisoners we have now, some still rotting in jail without trial.

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Speaker 1: By the way, this is a human rights violation. Human

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Speaker 1: been caught on camera doing much worse than lots of

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Speaker 1: the political prisoners have done. And they're not on the

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Speaker 1: most wanted lists, not arrested, not rotting in jail, and

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Speaker 1: couple that with a couple of things. One one thing

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Speaker 1: The Capitol police opened the doors and stood aside and

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Speaker 1: welcomed people in. I've talked to some of these people

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Speaker 1: they email into the show, these January six prisoners, and

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Speaker 1: this is one of the most common things they say, Jesse,

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Speaker 1: we're criminals. That's one. Two. You've seen little snippets. If

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Speaker 1: minor little snippets, and they always look really really bad,

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Speaker 1: and parts of it were really ugly. I'm not denying that,

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Speaker 1: By the way, my buddy Nick siously did a great

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Speaker 1: If you want something, if you want to know what

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Speaker 1: really happened, watch that movie. But anyway, did you know

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Speaker 1: a lot of those grenades that were going off, non

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Speaker 1: Don't worry, I'm sure it's nothing. Let's get to some emails,

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Speaker 1: Dear Jesse, your whole military Monday segment. That's mental of

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Speaker 1: honor Monday. By the way, you stated the North invaded

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Speaker 1: Regarding the Civil War, Historians regard the attack and annexation

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Speaker 1: I said was the North invaded the South in eighteen

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Speaker 1: sixty three. That is, in fact, the South did not

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Speaker 1: more complicated. Today. There's a man named John Brown, fascinating individual,

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Speaker 1: been there, I've walked them. I've walked on Fort Sumter.

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Speaker 1: don't know about that all right. Now, before we get

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Speaker 1: about the freedom of Bandidos song. We're going to address

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Speaker 1: There's a heaven. They my slippers, on GISA dreamsheets, on

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Speaker 1: By the way, great email, Great email, buddy. When I

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Speaker 1: I yea yea yea. I am Detriogy. I like Rito stunts.

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Speaker 1: I love him, I do. I want printouts them from you.

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Speaker 1: just a moment, but we have to address the elephant

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Speaker 1: Bandido show here on the Jesse Kelly Show. Got this email, Jesse.

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Speaker 1: I hate to tell you this, but the Freedo Bandido

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Speaker 1: is a leftist. Here's proof. He said freedo and he

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Speaker 1: translated that to free too. Then he said Bandido be

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Speaker 1: a criminal. Give me Freedo's corn chips. He said, mandate,

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Speaker 1: your friend. Blackmail, you must not offend, cancel culture, munch

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Speaker 1: a bunch of Fritos that he finishes it with fat

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Speaker 1: Mikey from Life's Cereal was actually a girl. Oh, Chris,

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Speaker 1: do you remember Life Seal? Did you ever have Life Cereal?

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Speaker 1: I don't even know if it still exists anymore. It's fantastic,

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Speaker 1: it was all Michael. Have you had it? You've had life?

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Speaker 1: It's good, right. Why are you skuys so lam? You

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Speaker 1: guys probably have this stupid, stupid gen Z cereal that

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Speaker 1: all sucks. Your cereal probably sucks. Raisin Brand yet Raizin

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Speaker 1: Brands sucks, Michael, what's your what's your cereal? Lucky Charms? Oh? Yeah, No,

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Speaker 1: everyone likes to eat cardboard with some marshmallows mixed in it. No,

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Speaker 1: no one ever. No, Lucky Charms sucks too. What's my cereal? Oh?

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry? Shows some respect to Captain Crunch. Captain Crunch,

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Speaker 1: which everybody likes. And you don't even need the crunchberries,

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Speaker 1: some fruit in your diet. That's fine, Captain Crunch Baby.

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Speaker 1: stick around, maybe something will come up. Two months he

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Speaker 1: I would die. I would I would absolutely die. I

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Speaker 1: wouldn't be able to handle it. But that is the

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Speaker 1: world these people grow up in. So they don't have

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Speaker 1: this world, this normal business world where when important things happen,

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Speaker 1: you're not taking vacation. If you if you work in

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Speaker 1: sports media ESPN, you don't take vacation during the Super Bowl. No, No,

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Speaker 1: you'll be in the office on time in my business,

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Speaker 1: Like I'm coming up on a vacation here in a

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Speaker 1: couple of weeks. Shut up. I don't want to hear it.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to hear it. This one is not

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Speaker 1: I can't even blame this one on the suits. It's

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Speaker 1: not work travel, it's just a legit vacation. Why, well,

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Speaker 1: everyone in my business takes vacation during Christmas time because

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Speaker 1: you stopped listening, people stop downloading, they stopped listening, and

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Speaker 1: so when that goes down, it makes sense to leave

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Speaker 1: when everyone when the when the audience leaves, you leave,

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Speaker 1: So that's how that works. But I can't just take

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Speaker 1: you know, I probably could, but I'm not just going

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Speaker 1: to in August. Hey, guys, I'm gonna take two weeks,

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Speaker 1: have a good one. No, we have an election coming

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Speaker 1: up in twenty twenty four. I probably could get away

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Speaker 1: with it, although I would never I can't just call

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Speaker 1: the suits and say, hey, you know what, I know

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Speaker 1: the elections coming up in a couple of weeks. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna go to the Bahamas I'm just I need some sound,

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Speaker 1: I need my tie. You don't do that. But because

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Speaker 1: these people have no connection to the real world, someone

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Speaker 1: like Joe Biden, Jensak, the rear Admiral, butut Gig, it

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Speaker 1: would never occur to them not to simply take a

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Speaker 1: vacation whenever a vacation comes up. And Bud Gig got

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Speaker 1: House had been asked about it, and they said, well,

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Speaker 1: the vacation had been long planned. We were facing a

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Speaker 1: of America two billion dollars a day until it was resolved.

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Speaker 1: I don't give a crap how long your vacation was planned.

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Speaker 1: Postpone it until the rail workers are back to work

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Speaker 1: and happy. But again, no connection to the real world.

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Speaker 1: Oh it's rail strike. You know. I've got to go

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Speaker 1: to Portugal and I simply can't delay that another days.

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Speaker 1: All right, we have headlines. I didn't get to Oh shoot,

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Speaker 1: I forgot to address Christmas parties. Maybe a couple more emails,

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Speaker 1: Hang on, miss something. There's a podcast getting on demand

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Speaker 1: we consider Ask Doctor Jesse Fridays to be part of

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Speaker 1: the weekend. Tomorrow, obviously we'll hit whatever big stories come out,

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Speaker 1: but three hours, all three hours of the show dedicated

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Speaker 1: to you in your questions, Ask me anything, Jesse at

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Speaker 1: dot com. Don't wait till tomorrow. Get him emailed in

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Speaker 1: now so Chris can start doing his nerds stuff like

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Speaker 1: us in trouble for something. Now, let me address this

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Speaker 1: to it's from the ap talking about how company holiday

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Speaker 1: parties are back, but some was strength. I have a question,

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Speaker 1: and now I understand the value of team building. You

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Speaker 1: want to have an office, It's always better the environment,

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Speaker 1: whatever it is, is always better if everyone in the

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Speaker 1: office gets along. It just is it helps work everything out.

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Speaker 1: Part of look we hired Michael, part of the interview process,

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Speaker 1: unbeknownst to Michael was is he gonna fit in with

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Speaker 1: me and Chris? We run a pretty loose, loose ship

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Speaker 1: around here. It's Michael gonna fit into that environment or not.

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Speaker 1: I interviewed a couple of dufases once they nared it down,

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Speaker 1: and I said, yeah, there's no way this guy's gonna

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Speaker 1: cut it. There's no way this guy's gonna cut it.

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Speaker 1: If Chris makes an inappropriate joke, he's gonna be gone.

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Speaker 1: We're just not We're not dealing with this at all.

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Speaker 1: Office environment matters, So I get the team building stuff

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Speaker 1: that it matters. But who in the world thought it

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Speaker 1: would be a good idea as a tradition to gather

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Speaker 1: people at every level, and put them in a gigantic

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Speaker 1: room at a time when everyone's kind of feeling good anyway,

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Speaker 1: it's Christmas time. Everyone's about to get a couple of

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Speaker 1: days off. I hope you're about to get a couple

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Speaker 1: Do you know how many careers have ended at a

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Speaker 1: Christmas party. When did someone decide this was a good idea?

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Speaker 1: What Chris? What christ And what if? Just what if

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Speaker 1: you're close with your boss? Yes, many people get very

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Speaker 1: close with their boss at the Christmas party, and that's

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Speaker 1: how it goes south really really fast, really really fast,

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Speaker 1: all right, really fast. And you know, I'm not gonna

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Speaker 1: belabor the point because I sound like an old fuddy duddy.

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Speaker 1: I think maybe an office Christmas party should be just

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Speaker 1: like a quick dinner. To rent a rent a banquet room,

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Speaker 1: just do a quick dinner. I don't think the office

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Speaker 1: Christmas party at a rented out space said we got

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Speaker 1: a live band, try the alcoholic bunch. I don't think

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Speaker 1: that's probably the best idea in the world. Sam, now

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Speaker 1: here's what is a good idea. It's a good idea

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Speaker 1: for you to wake up and realize that your home stinks.

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Speaker 1: I know you keep a clean home. I'm not judging,

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Speaker 1: not passing a judgment. Human beings smell. We put off odors.

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Speaker 1: Now me, you would call mine more of an aura.

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Speaker 1: But we put up what Chris, we put off odors.

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Speaker 1: Everybody does. It's in your skin, it's in your sweat.

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Speaker 1: and now here's a headline headlines. We didn't get to you,

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Speaker 1: White House to restart the free COVID home test program.

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Speaker 1: I actually, I'll be honest with you, I forgot that

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Speaker 1: that was something that we have even done in this country.

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Speaker 1: a virus when they didn't have any symptoms. Now I

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Speaker 1: understand that they've tried to change everything, and up is

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Speaker 1: now down and left is now right and truth doesn't

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Speaker 1: you understand that you don't need to test yourself for

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Speaker 1: something unless you sit unless you feel sick. Right that

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Speaker 1: people started needed to make money off COVID. Nineteen report

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Speaker 1: over seventy five hundred earmarks being negotiated for the spending bill. Chris,

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Speaker 1: what cut is the one? I put my sheet over here?

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Speaker 1: Hang on everyone's rand. Paul goes off about this. It

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Speaker 1: was good. This brings upon us the lie that Republicans

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Speaker 1: pretend to be fiscally conservative, not one of them up here.

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Speaker 1: It gives a darn about the debt. Republicans all profess too.

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Speaker 1: But when you make them vote on the paygo resolution

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Speaker 1: pay as you go that we can't have new spending

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Speaker 1: without offsetting it, they always vote to exempt it. We

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Speaker 1: have completely and totally abdicated the power of the purse.

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Speaker 1: Republicans are emasculated, they have no power, and they are

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Speaker 1: unwilling to gain that power back. The only way they

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Speaker 1: can get it divide the spending into twelve bills and

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Speaker 1: then decide to hold one of them hostage or two

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Speaker 1: of them hostage, and then apply policy changes in the House.

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Speaker 1: But they've got to do it. They've got to capture this,

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Speaker 1: and we'd have to do the budget the way it's

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Speaker 1: supposed to be budget twelve appropriation bills and then try

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Speaker 1: to attach some policy like removing the eighty seven thousand

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Speaker 1: RS agents from the IRS budget. When we try to

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Speaker 1: do it one bill, the Republicans don't have the intestinal fortitude.

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Speaker 1: They always collapse and they fear shutting government down, so

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Speaker 1: no policy objectives ever get added. Man tough to argue

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Speaker 1: with that, huh, James Cameron. Avatar two Oh, I forgot

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Speaker 1: they were making a second one of those crappy movies anyway.

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Speaker 1: Avatar two Pregnant Warrior advances female empowerment beyond Wonder Woman

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Speaker 1: and Captive Marvel. Everything doesn't have to be some stupid

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Speaker 1: political statement. Gosh, this is why all your movies suck now.

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Speaker 1: Red Cross fears enormous suffering in twenty twenty three. Wow

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Speaker 1: on that high note. Sam Bankman, Freed's family pleads with

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Speaker 1: prison to feed him vegan meals no, no, no, We

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Speaker 1: finally have one of these vegans right where we want them.

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Speaker 1: You feed him, only meet so he can stop pretending

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Speaker 1: that he doesn't enjoy it. I want Sam Bankman Freed

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Speaker 1: to be given beef jerky every single day. Vegans, We've

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Speaker 1: all had about enough of your crap. Teachers Union president

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Speaker 1: rejects Republican request to appear at congressional COVID hearing this week.

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Speaker 1: Rejects the request. It really is something to behold to watch.

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Speaker 1: How unafraid all the worst people are of the Republicans. Hey,

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Speaker 1: get over here for this hearing. Nah, I'm good, I'm busy.

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Speaker 1: Gosh that said. Christy Nome makes a major move against

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Speaker 1: the Chinese Communist Party. This is an outstanding move, and

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Speaker 1: I applaud her for it. She's stopping the Chinese Communist

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Speaker 1: Party from buying up our food, buying up our agriculture

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Speaker 1: like they're doing here in this country. Don't worry. I'm

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Speaker 1: sure they don't have anything planned for that, all right,

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