Speaker 1: The phone, Elvis Duran Elvis Durant phone tap. All right,
Speaker 1: great to you. The fry boy has today's phone tap. Yeah, now,
Speaker 1: no offense, but you've pulled this phone tapping your mom
Speaker 1: and grandmom saying many times, I mean, you're it's you're
Speaker 1: sort of a one trick pony. You're you're you are correct, Elvis,
Speaker 1: all right, but you're saying this is a good one.
Speaker 2: It was time to do it again?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: What do you have?
Speaker 4: So it was Stan's birthday recently, and I felt like,
Speaker 4: you know what, let's just have some phone my mom
Speaker 4: and let's just call and ask her some personal questions
Speaker 4: on you know, what might have happened between her and Stan,
Speaker 4: his mom's husband.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for his birthday.
Speaker 1: All right, let's see what happens in today's great tea
Speaker 1: phone tap?
Speaker 2: Am? Yeah, is stand on the phone too?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh hey, what's up? Guys?
Speaker 3: Hey? You doing?
Speaker 2: Happy birthday? Stan?
Speaker 5: Look?
Speaker 3: Thank you? You're late right yesterday?
Speaker 2: What are you guys doing?
Speaker 3: I'm working?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Mom, what are you doing?
Speaker 3: I'm getting ready to go to stop and shop.
Speaker 2: I have some questions? May you have a question? You're there,
Speaker 2: I'm there, sot. Do you did you give Stan birthday sex.
Speaker 3: Last night by Greg?
Speaker 2: What happened? Where are you going? What's the matter? Stand
Speaker 2: you there?
Speaker 4: Greg?
Speaker 3: Yeah, a dumb question to ask your mother.
Speaker 2: Because what is the big deal?
Speaker 3: That's what you're supposed to do.
Speaker 4: If it's somebody, if it's somebody's birthday, you have to
Speaker 4: give them a little sex.
Speaker 3: You know what?
Speaker 5: You're right?
Speaker 3: Any more?
Speaker 2: Questions on a scale of one to ten? How big
Speaker 2: is Stan in the pants?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't I don't measure with it.
Speaker 3: I don't measure it with a tape measure well.
Speaker 2: I mean well, on a scale of one to ten.
Speaker 3: Hey, Stan, on a scale of one to ten, why
Speaker 3: would you say yours? Eight and a half? He says?
Speaker 3: Any of the questions?
Speaker 2: Uh o, see on a scale one to say? How
Speaker 2: good is sex on the couch?
Speaker 3: Oh? Okay? Stan? On a scale of one to ten?
Speaker 3: When we have such wild sex?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, good right on the couch?
Speaker 3: Okay? What would you say on a scale is it
Speaker 3: a ten? H Oh? At least eleven? Right? I don't
Speaker 3: even better?
Speaker 2: Even better that you're like taking my question seriously at all?
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm very serious. Even better?
Speaker 4: What on the floor, mom, do you have any hidden tattoos.
Speaker 3: No, but I'm thinking of getting one.
Speaker 2: You are, what tattoo would you get?
Speaker 3: I'm going to have my son's name, my son's name, Gregory.
Speaker 3: I still don't feel right over my rear.
Speaker 5: End.
Speaker 2: I gotta tell you. I don't feel that you're taking
Speaker 2: these questions seriously.
Speaker 3: Oh but I am, because there's such important questions. I am,
Speaker 3: they're so serious. What are the questions?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 2: What kind of pleasures did you perform for his birthday?
Speaker 3: Woof, that's a loaded question so much? What kind of
Speaker 3: pleasures did I perform for you? Yep? See, he can't eat.
Speaker 3: He's coffin because it was so unbelievable. Here, do you know?
Speaker 3: I had free right in a row. We were wild. Yeah,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. That's right.
Speaker 3: We turned on all the light in the house, We've
Speaker 3: opened up all the shades, and we had second good
Speaker 3: so everybody could see us. Yeah yeah, Now I won't
Speaker 3: tell him about the airplane now right? What?
Speaker 2: Greg I can see that this conversation is going nowhere.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm answering all your your important questions.
Speaker 2: Okay? Is that it on you guys? Ever? Do it
Speaker 2: and watch porn? You know, at the same time, all
Speaker 2: the time, all the time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right. We couldn't wait for you guys to
Speaker 3: leave on Sunday. As soon as you left, boy, everybody left.
Speaker 3: We went at it.
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you very much for answering these questions.
Speaker 3: Man, Oh, you're welcome. Greg, okay, anytime, anytime, have a
Speaker 3: good day.
Speaker 1: All right. Well, that was his call to his mom
Speaker 1: and stand and it's not enough. Well, so he decided
Speaker 1: to call his grandmother and tell her all about it.
Speaker 1: So his grandmother then calls his mom and they have
Speaker 1: this discussion.
Speaker 5: Hey, Terry, yeah you know. Greg called me and he says,
Speaker 5: he has some questions about his job, and you don't
Speaker 5: want to answer him. What's the matter? No, I hand
Speaker 5: you don't feel well?
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I answered him.
Speaker 2: No she didn't grandma.
Speaker 5: Oh there you go.
Speaker 3: Well, don't you know. I guess he didn't like my answers. Oh,
Speaker 3: that's right, that's grandma.
Speaker 2: That's not true. She won't take my question seriously and
Speaker 2: she won't answer. You won't to answer them.
Speaker 5: I don't know what to say.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't you know. What what did he ask you? Well,
Speaker 3: he's asking me, he's asking me sex questions? Hold dog,
Speaker 3: hold on, greg what's the matter with you? Now? Come on?
Speaker 3: Come on? This is ridiculous. Oh no, no, stupid question.
Speaker 4: It's a survey questions, Grandma. They're not exactly about you
Speaker 4: know that. You know they're life questions.
Speaker 3: I'm going to let you two guys talk about really
Speaker 3: have meant it. I don't have time.
Speaker 5: Where you're going? You've got a old days?
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's where are you going?
Speaker 2: See? Grandma?
Speaker 3: You treat me playing into this. You don't even know
Speaker 3: what he's going to do. He's this is a whole
Speaker 3: big joke. No, it's not ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Grandma's life questions? All that I said? I said, I said, Ma,
Speaker 2: did you in stance have birthday sex? That's what I
Speaker 2: asked her.
Speaker 3: You see what I mean?
Speaker 5: That's not nice, Gregory?
Speaker 2: Why is it's a lifestyle question?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 5: I agree with mom.
Speaker 3: No, that was nice.
Speaker 2: But why can't she answer that? Grandma? What's the big deal?
Speaker 3: No, I wouldn't do.
Speaker 5: I wouldn't answer that either. Come on, now, that's not right.
Speaker 2: I don't understand. And then I said us on a
Speaker 2: scale of one to ten to stand up a large ques.
Speaker 3: Oh my god? See you know no, no, no, this
Speaker 3: is I'm telling you now to up to Why do
Speaker 3: not answer your phone? Because this is not even right
Speaker 3: with oh my grandmother, Gregory.
Speaker 5: That was in very nice questions to.
Speaker 2: Ask your mother, But we need to get to the
Speaker 2: bottom of these questions.
Speaker 3: Why why are you even on the phone.
Speaker 4: Don't these are survey questions, lifestyle questions below.
Speaker 2: She know she's just so shy about things.
Speaker 5: I would be too. That is that isn't the right
Speaker 5: thing to ask your mother, especially your mother.
Speaker 3: This is the radio. This is where you don't listen.
Speaker 5: What are you taking?
Speaker 3: This is what they want? Wait wait a minute, she's
Speaker 3: gonna do this on the radio.
Speaker 5: No, Terry, No, he won't.
Speaker 3: I'm the stupid one, Grandma.
Speaker 2: Would I do that? Grandma?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: Hey, guys, that's when I say that you've all been phone.
Speaker 3: Tapped, Terry. That's terrible.
Speaker 2: You guys are great, I mean it's a great phone tap.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: No, yeah, you guys are stars.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, stars. Where Yeahula, I'm hanging up there.
Speaker 5: I'm the el Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Come, oh my god. You know, greg I'll tell you
Speaker 2: right now. They are none of them are talking to me. Well,
Speaker 2: I don't blame him. I think you.
Speaker 1: I really think you're being very disrespectful to your your family.
Speaker 2: You know what, everybody wants to have phone with their
Speaker 2: grandma and their mom. I'm just no.
Speaker 1: But you know what, but there's a line you cross,
Speaker 1: Oh like come on, oh Gregory, sounding like your mother?
Speaker 2: Oh Gregory. This is what boys do we make. We
Speaker 2: have phone with a boy. You're a fifty year old
Speaker 2: frat boy. All right, all right.
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