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Speaker 1: The phone, Elvis Duran Elvis Durant phone tap. All right,

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Speaker 1: great to you. The fry boy has today's phone tap. Yeah, now,

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Speaker 1: no offense, but you've pulled this phone tapping your mom

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Speaker 1: and grandmom saying many times, I mean, you're it's you're

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Speaker 1: sort of a one trick pony. You're you're you are correct, Elvis,

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Speaker 1: all right, but you're saying this is a good one.

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Speaker 2: It was time to do it again?

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Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 2: What do you have?

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Speaker 4: So it was Stan's birthday recently, and I felt like,

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Speaker 4: you know what, let's just have some phone my mom

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Speaker 4: and let's just call and ask her some personal questions

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Speaker 4: on you know, what might have happened between her and Stan,

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Speaker 4: his mom's husband.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, for his birthday.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's see what happens in today's great tea

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Speaker 1: phone tap?

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Speaker 2: Am? Yeah, is stand on the phone too?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Oh hey, what's up? Guys?

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Speaker 3: Hey? You doing?

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Speaker 2: Happy birthday? Stan?

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Speaker 5: Look?

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Speaker 3: Thank you? You're late right yesterday?

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Speaker 2: What are you guys doing?

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Speaker 3: I'm working?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Mom, what are you doing?

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Speaker 3: I'm getting ready to go to stop and shop.

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Speaker 2: I have some questions? May you have a question? You're there,

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Speaker 2: I'm there, sot. Do you did you give Stan birthday sex.

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Speaker 3: Last night by Greg?

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Speaker 2: What happened? Where are you going? What's the matter? Stand

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Speaker 2: you there?

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Speaker 4: Greg?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, a dumb question to ask your mother.

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Speaker 2: Because what is the big deal?

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Speaker 3: That's what you're supposed to do.

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Speaker 4: If it's somebody, if it's somebody's birthday, you have to

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Speaker 4: give them a little sex.

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Speaker 3: You know what?

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Speaker 5: You're right?

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Speaker 3: Any more?

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Speaker 2: Questions on a scale of one to ten? How big

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Speaker 2: is Stan in the pants?

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't I don't measure with it.

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Speaker 3: I don't measure it with a tape measure well.

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Speaker 2: I mean well, on a scale of one to ten.

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Speaker 3: Hey, Stan, on a scale of one to ten, why

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Speaker 3: would you say yours? Eight and a half? He says?

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Speaker 3: Any of the questions?

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Speaker 2: Uh o, see on a scale one to say? How

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Speaker 2: good is sex on the couch?

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Speaker 3: Oh? Okay? Stan? On a scale of one to ten?

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Speaker 3: When we have such wild sex?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, good right on the couch?

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Speaker 3: Okay? What would you say on a scale is it

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Speaker 3: a ten? H Oh? At least eleven? Right? I don't

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Speaker 3: even better?

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Speaker 2: Even better that you're like taking my question seriously at all?

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Speaker 3: Oh, I'm very serious. Even better?

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Speaker 4: What on the floor, mom, do you have any hidden tattoos.

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Speaker 3: No, but I'm thinking of getting one.

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Speaker 2: You are, what tattoo would you get?

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Speaker 3: I'm going to have my son's name, my son's name, Gregory.

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Speaker 3: I still don't feel right over my rear.

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Speaker 5: End.

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Speaker 2: I gotta tell you. I don't feel that you're taking

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Speaker 2: these questions seriously.

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Speaker 3: Oh but I am, because there's such important questions. I am,

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Speaker 3: they're so serious. What are the questions?

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Speaker 4: Well?

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Speaker 2: What kind of pleasures did you perform for his birthday?

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Speaker 3: Woof, that's a loaded question so much? What kind of

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Speaker 3: pleasures did I perform for you? Yep? See, he can't eat.

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Speaker 3: He's coffin because it was so unbelievable. Here, do you know?

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Speaker 3: I had free right in a row. We were wild. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. That's right.

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Speaker 3: We turned on all the light in the house, We've

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Speaker 3: opened up all the shades, and we had second good

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Speaker 3: so everybody could see us. Yeah yeah, Now I won't

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Speaker 3: tell him about the airplane now right? What?

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Speaker 2: Greg I can see that this conversation is going nowhere.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I'm answering all your your important questions.

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Speaker 2: Okay? Is that it on you guys? Ever? Do it

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Speaker 2: and watch porn? You know, at the same time, all

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Speaker 2: the time, all the time.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right. We couldn't wait for you guys to

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Speaker 3: leave on Sunday. As soon as you left, boy, everybody left.

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Speaker 3: We went at it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, thank you very much for answering these questions.

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Speaker 3: Man, Oh, you're welcome. Greg, okay, anytime, anytime, have a

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Speaker 3: good day.

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Speaker 1: All right. Well, that was his call to his mom

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Speaker 1: and stand and it's not enough. Well, so he decided

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Speaker 1: to call his grandmother and tell her all about it.

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Speaker 1: So his grandmother then calls his mom and they have

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Speaker 1: this discussion.

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Speaker 5: Hey, Terry, yeah you know. Greg called me and he says,

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Speaker 5: he has some questions about his job, and you don't

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Speaker 5: want to answer him. What's the matter? No, I hand

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Speaker 5: you don't feel well?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I answered him.

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Speaker 2: No she didn't grandma.

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Speaker 5: Oh there you go.

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Speaker 3: Well, don't you know. I guess he didn't like my answers. Oh,

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Speaker 3: that's right, that's grandma.

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Speaker 2: That's not true. She won't take my question seriously and

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Speaker 2: she won't answer. You won't to answer them.

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Speaker 5: I don't know what to say.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I don't you know. What what did he ask you? Well,

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Speaker 3: he's asking me, he's asking me sex questions? Hold dog,

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Speaker 3: hold on, greg what's the matter with you? Now? Come on?

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Speaker 3: Come on? This is ridiculous. Oh no, no, stupid question.

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Speaker 4: It's a survey questions, Grandma. They're not exactly about you

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Speaker 4: know that. You know they're life questions.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to let you two guys talk about really

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Speaker 3: have meant it. I don't have time.

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Speaker 5: Where you're going? You've got a old days?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what's where are you going?

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Speaker 2: See? Grandma?

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Speaker 3: You treat me playing into this. You don't even know

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Speaker 3: what he's going to do. He's this is a whole

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Speaker 3: big joke. No, it's not ridiculous.

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Speaker 2: Grandma's life questions? All that I said? I said, I said, Ma,

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Speaker 2: did you in stance have birthday sex? That's what I

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Speaker 2: asked her.

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Speaker 3: You see what I mean?

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Speaker 5: That's not nice, Gregory?

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Speaker 2: Why is it's a lifestyle question?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 5: I agree with mom.

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Speaker 3: No, that was nice.

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Speaker 2: But why can't she answer that? Grandma? What's the big deal?

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Speaker 3: No, I wouldn't do.

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Speaker 5: I wouldn't answer that either. Come on, now, that's not right.

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Speaker 2: I don't understand. And then I said us on a

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Speaker 2: scale of one to ten to stand up a large ques.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god? See you know no, no, no, this

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Speaker 3: is I'm telling you now to up to Why do

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Speaker 3: not answer your phone? Because this is not even right

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Speaker 3: with oh my grandmother, Gregory.

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Speaker 5: That was in very nice questions to.

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Speaker 2: Ask your mother, But we need to get to the

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Speaker 2: bottom of these questions.

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Speaker 3: Why why are you even on the phone.

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Speaker 4: Don't these are survey questions, lifestyle questions below.

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Speaker 2: She know she's just so shy about things.

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Speaker 5: I would be too. That is that isn't the right

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Speaker 5: thing to ask your mother, especially your mother.

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Speaker 3: This is the radio. This is where you don't listen.

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Speaker 5: What are you taking?

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Speaker 3: This is what they want? Wait wait a minute, she's

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Speaker 3: gonna do this on the radio.

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Speaker 5: No, Terry, No, he won't.

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Speaker 3: I'm the stupid one, Grandma.

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Speaker 2: Would I do that? Grandma?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Hey, guys, that's when I say that you've all been phone.

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Speaker 3: Tapped, Terry. That's terrible.

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Speaker 2: You guys are great, I mean it's a great phone tap.

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 2: No, yeah, you guys are stars.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, stars. Where Yeahula, I'm hanging up there.

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Speaker 5: I'm the el Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Come, oh my god. You know, greg I'll tell you

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Speaker 2: right now. They are none of them are talking to me. Well,

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Speaker 2: I don't blame him. I think you.

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Speaker 1: I really think you're being very disrespectful to your your family.

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Speaker 2: You know what, everybody wants to have phone with their

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Speaker 2: grandma and their mom. I'm just no.

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Speaker 1: But you know what, but there's a line you cross,

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Speaker 1: Oh like come on, oh Gregory, sounding like your mother?

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Speaker 2: Oh Gregory. This is what boys do we make. We

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Speaker 2: have phone with a boy. You're a fifty year old

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Speaker 2: frat boy. All right, all right.

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Speaker 4: This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by

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Speaker 4: all participants.

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