WEBVTT - Christian by Lies w/ Caleb Hearon 0:00:01.400 --> 0:00:03.520 Oh you're listening the mess. 0:00:04.519 --> 0:00:06.200 We have such a star on the building. We just 0:00:06.200 --> 0:00:08.399 got to start up top with him up top. 0:00:08.560 --> 0:00:11.640 Everybody your hand, clap your hands for her. Amazing. 0:00:12.560 --> 0:00:18.440 Caleb Parny, one of the stars of the movie Sweethearts 0:00:18.440 --> 0:00:23.080 on Netflix. Yes, welcome to mess man. This is it's 0:00:23.079 --> 0:00:23.960 gonna be a wild ride. 0:00:24.000 --> 0:00:26.880 I hope you're in for Marie. 0:00:27.040 --> 0:00:29.360 I'll probably go first with my mess because it's always 0:00:29.360 --> 0:00:31.560 something Apple Apple. 0:00:31.840 --> 0:00:34.080 I have a real beef. Apple is mess. 0:00:34.920 --> 0:00:38.640 I keep losing my air pods, so it's something wrong 0:00:38.680 --> 0:00:39.200 with the pods. 0:00:39.200 --> 0:00:39.640 It's not me. 0:00:41.240 --> 0:00:45.239 Last year around this time lost my whole podhouse. I 0:00:45.280 --> 0:00:49.000 had the pods, but the house was stolen the case, 0:00:49.400 --> 0:00:52.279 but I'm calling the house the pot home. And then 0:00:52.360 --> 0:00:55.720 this this year I was in an Uber the whole 0:00:55.760 --> 0:00:58.760 house falls out with the pods. The call the Uber 0:00:58.840 --> 0:01:01.600 driver he has the pods. He says, oh, yeah, yeah, 0:01:01.600 --> 0:01:04.040 I'm gonna come back. I go downstairs. I wait, wait, wait, 0:01:04.080 --> 0:01:06.840 wait wait. He never comes. Then an hour later, I 0:01:06.880 --> 0:01:08.959 see my pods are a Newer new Jersey. 0:01:09.000 --> 0:01:11.920 I said, oh he had a drop off yeah airport. Yeah, 0:01:12.200 --> 0:01:14.920 now who is going to Newer At At two pm 0:01:15.000 --> 0:01:15.319 during the. 0:01:15.360 --> 0:01:18.160 Day, somebody would have flight. That's trying to save sixteen dollars. 0:01:18.920 --> 0:01:25.759 Yeah, not from Brooklyn. Yeah, people fly out of Newark 0:01:25.800 --> 0:01:27.960 every day. I don't know why I pay. 0:01:27.880 --> 0:01:30.480 Three million dollars to fly not out of Newark? Right, 0:01:30.520 --> 0:01:33.039 I would do anything to avoid it. Right the plane, 0:01:33.120 --> 0:01:35.240 I'll fly the plane. Give me in there, I'll hand 0:01:35.240 --> 0:01:37.720 out drinks to people. Girl, that's don't get me started 0:01:37.760 --> 0:01:39.119 on what's happened with the airlines. 0:01:39.240 --> 0:01:40.559 Yeah, well it's not good. 0:01:40.600 --> 0:01:43.080 What's happening to mess no one? No one wants to 0:01:43.080 --> 0:01:45.440 do customer service anymore. No one wants to do their job. 0:01:45.480 --> 0:01:46.080 It's crazy. 0:01:46.160 --> 0:01:47.840 Well have you met customers? They trash? 0:01:48.040 --> 0:01:48.320 Not me. 0:01:48.480 --> 0:01:50.640 I'm a delight and i I'm I'm not getting a 0:01:50.680 --> 0:01:52.280 lot of help from the people at the places. 0:01:52.360 --> 0:01:53.520 Now, how tall are you? 0:01:53.600 --> 0:01:54.080 Six to two? 0:01:54.240 --> 0:01:56.160 Okay, but you gotta you come up. You come in 0:01:56.200 --> 0:01:57.760 with two energy okay? 0:01:57.800 --> 0:02:05.160 Six singles? Mills are and yours could be too, if 0:02:05.160 --> 0:02:05.920 you just want to ask. 0:02:06.440 --> 0:02:09.640 Yeah, yeah, I just got an apartment. 0:02:09.680 --> 0:02:13.799 I'm in six three and a chunky as a shock 0:02:13.840 --> 0:02:14.200 the eggs. 0:02:14.400 --> 0:02:16.200 Give me a call. How tall in a dock in. 0:02:16.280 --> 0:02:18.679 A doc so depends on the dock. I got some 0:02:18.760 --> 0:02:21.000 new Doc Martins. Actually, and the other day Doc Martin 0:02:21.040 --> 0:02:23.119 sent me some shoes. Thank you, Doc Martin. I knew 0:02:23.200 --> 0:02:24.399 I was like Martin. 0:02:25.320 --> 0:02:27.800 Doc Martin keep sitting those shoes. 0:02:27.840 --> 0:02:29.720 Baby. They know because all my fans are lesbians, so 0:02:29.800 --> 0:02:30.919 they know to give me the shoes. 0:02:31.000 --> 0:02:34.760 Well, I'm a lesbian, so I deserve Doc do send Doc. 0:02:34.919 --> 0:02:36.880 I've been saying, send you some shoes, but I was 0:02:36.919 --> 0:02:38.359 trying to put them on and then the moots with 0:02:38.440 --> 0:02:40.440 no zipp or anything. I'm pulled a muscle in my 0:02:40.560 --> 0:02:44.880 arm because it was so hard. Well, they're not as cute, 0:02:44.919 --> 0:02:47.720 but they're easier, I know, but I rather than be cute. 0:02:47.880 --> 0:02:50.919 Yeah either, they're the straight on pull up and they're big. 0:02:51.080 --> 0:02:53.639 Look at this. I got these because the ribbons, the 0:02:53.760 --> 0:02:57.079 laces are ribbons. They don't stay tied. You see it 0:02:57.120 --> 0:03:01.639 above the orchid. Yeah, after the interior design, it's in there. Yeah, 0:03:01.760 --> 0:03:04.480 and there's no zipper. Shout out Doc Martin's Yeah for real, 0:03:04.560 --> 0:03:05.840 thank you for sending me these depths. 0:03:05.880 --> 0:03:06.240 Shout out. 0:03:06.400 --> 0:03:06.760 I need. 0:03:08.320 --> 0:03:08.720 You free. 0:03:09.000 --> 0:03:11.639 Yes, now that's beautiful. We gotta get to watch it 0:03:11.680 --> 0:03:14.520 because I also want some platform Tims. What's my camera? 0:03:14.720 --> 0:03:19.519 Timberland this will be you. Tim hit him up, Hey Timberland, Yes, 0:03:20.480 --> 0:03:22.280 if you're looking for a mean girl on the go. 0:03:23.560 --> 0:03:25.359 Now, that's the real secret about both of you is 0:03:25.400 --> 0:03:26.680 you guys are actually sweethearts. 0:03:27.600 --> 0:03:29.519 I don't right most of the time we were hard, 0:03:29.760 --> 0:03:31.639 but people push you to the limits. I think that's 0:03:31.639 --> 0:03:34.480 what it is. I think behind every person who used 0:03:34.520 --> 0:03:36.240 to be nice is a whole bunch of people who 0:03:36.280 --> 0:03:39.360 made them a terrible person. What's that quote like this 0:03:39.760 --> 0:03:42.640 is it good girl gone bad? Once a good girl 0:03:42.800 --> 0:03:47.200 gone bad, She's gone. I believe a poet named jay 0:03:47.320 --> 0:03:47.800 Z said that. 0:03:48.520 --> 0:03:50.960 No, it's like behind every syne because of disappointed ideals. 0:03:50.960 --> 0:03:53.320 And I have seen I see when your sweetness gets 0:03:53.400 --> 0:03:55.560 turned on its head. I said. We went to meet 0:03:55.600 --> 0:03:57.640 you and Lisa, Me and Lisa the other night over 0:03:57.720 --> 0:03:59.960 the cake. Yes, y'all were arguing over the cave. 0:04:00.120 --> 0:04:03.480 Well because of Lisa. You know what a Lisa tragger. 0:04:03.520 --> 0:04:05.600 We love her down, but when she just wants to 0:04:05.600 --> 0:04:07.600 say something, she'll say to you no matter how what 0:04:07.720 --> 0:04:08.240 it sounds like. 0:04:08.600 --> 0:04:09.920 And then I'll be like, did you just hear what 0:04:10.040 --> 0:04:13.160 you just said to me? I forgot, but I was like, 0:04:13.280 --> 0:04:16.080 we was about to fight it was about across the table. 0:04:16.080 --> 0:04:18.160 I'm sitting with these two. They're having a full on 0:04:18.440 --> 0:04:19.880 argument over the cake, and. 0:04:19.880 --> 0:04:20.440 I'm just watching. 0:04:20.520 --> 0:04:21.440 What was the cake fight? 0:04:21.960 --> 0:04:24.400 H can't I can't remember. But that's the thing is 0:04:24.480 --> 0:04:27.680 is that I don't hold a grudge. Yeah, I'm fully like, 0:04:28.000 --> 0:04:29.640 once it happens, I let it go. 0:04:29.920 --> 0:04:33.279 We did we go for? And then I moved on? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, 0:04:33.440 --> 0:04:35.320 And it really does. It cracks me up to watch. 0:04:35.600 --> 0:04:39.760 I like Lisa asking people questions, uh, inappropriately? Yeah. I 0:04:39.880 --> 0:04:42.200 saw her do it last night and I clept Lisa 0:04:42.279 --> 0:04:42.960 what she last night? 0:04:43.040 --> 0:04:43.400 What she did? 0:04:44.320 --> 0:04:46.599 I was with her. We were at New York Comedy 0:04:46.640 --> 0:04:49.240 Club and Marcelo was there. He walks in. She goes, 0:04:49.480 --> 0:04:55.919 can I ask you an inappropriate question? And I was like, my. 0:04:56.040 --> 0:05:00.760 Starphone down, scarf off? Yeah, I threw my AirPod across 0:05:00.800 --> 0:05:03.360 the bar. Can I ask you an inappropriate question? She 0:05:03.560 --> 0:05:07.040 was like, did you hook up with Sabrina? What's your face? 0:05:08.080 --> 0:05:10.960 It's the story is that he hoky. 0:05:11.760 --> 0:05:13.400 I was like, tell her that, and by the way, 0:05:13.440 --> 0:05:14.280 you can cut this if you need to. 0:05:14.480 --> 0:05:14.960 What did he say? 0:05:15.120 --> 0:05:17.360 He said no, and I said you said no too fast? Yeah? 0:05:18.680 --> 0:05:20.920 Why would he tell her? Runs? 0:05:20.960 --> 0:05:23.040 Her mouth for a living that the person you want 0:05:23.080 --> 0:05:26.400 to tell. Oh my god, wait, but I wanted to 0:05:26.440 --> 0:05:30.040 tell my next part of my mouth. My air pods 0:05:30.080 --> 0:05:33.440 are gone, right then my friend lets me borrow hers. 0:05:34.440 --> 0:05:37.520 Then these break? No, yes, now I can't. 0:05:37.760 --> 0:05:39.520 I can't tell you if these are the like, if 0:05:39.560 --> 0:05:41.520 she really got them from Apple, or if they you know, 0:05:41.560 --> 0:05:42.279 from the bodega. 0:05:42.600 --> 0:05:45.880 But broken. Look at that you sat on them. 0:05:45.960 --> 0:05:48.920 You did that? No, literally, in my show me show 0:05:48.960 --> 0:05:50.600 me those Yeah, these are not from Apple. 0:05:50.720 --> 0:05:52.520 Yeah, this is this is something else. 0:05:53.279 --> 0:05:55.080 I'm gonna tell you right now. These are not from Apple. 0:05:55.680 --> 0:05:57.840 Can we can we zoom in on? How not from Apple? 0:05:57.880 --> 0:05:58.120 These are? 0:05:58.279 --> 0:05:59.920 Wait, so they don't look like they're from Apple. 0:06:00.160 --> 0:06:03.080 Baby this this that's like skull candy. 0:06:04.440 --> 0:06:06.800 That's a discount from She got those from Dollar Tree. 0:06:06.839 --> 0:06:09.600 I think you think okay, were Amazon. At least it's not. 0:06:09.760 --> 0:06:11.840 You know what, when it connects, it says beats X. 0:06:12.000 --> 0:06:13.599 So maybe you're right, Maybe you. 0:06:14.920 --> 0:06:17.640 If those are beats on a unicorn, I'm telling you 0:06:17.880 --> 0:06:18.360 right now. 0:06:18.800 --> 0:06:21.920 So that's my man. Well, now I don't have anything. 0:06:22.040 --> 0:06:25.040 Now I have to listen to the sounds of tragedy 0:06:25.080 --> 0:06:27.680 in New York City and I'm going off the rails 0:06:27.720 --> 0:06:27.919 right now. 0:06:28.080 --> 0:06:28.880 What tragedy you said? 0:06:28.920 --> 0:06:32.040 New York is a mecca for all those and the 0:06:32.160 --> 0:06:39.479 truth comes out back. My memory is bad when something 0:06:39.640 --> 0:06:44.120 like and the truth coming Give me my broken beats 0:06:44.279 --> 0:06:46.320 beats X gift for you? 0:06:46.360 --> 0:06:48.240 Do you want me to get you a nice pir headphones. 0:06:48.000 --> 0:06:51.560 Is not the stuff for the house. It ain't the 0:06:51.920 --> 0:06:52.640 speaker for the house. 0:06:52.880 --> 0:06:54.160 Okay, but I'm not mad at it. 0:06:54.200 --> 0:06:54.960 I wouldn't be mad. 0:06:55.480 --> 0:06:57.680 I actually need headphones in the house because I don't 0:06:57.680 --> 0:07:00.360 want to listen to anything that's going on outside of 0:07:00.360 --> 0:07:00.600 the bill. 0:07:00.720 --> 0:07:02.960 Sydney, that's so crazy because you never use headphones in 0:07:03.040 --> 0:07:05.680 the streets. You know. You know what that's mess? 0:07:05.760 --> 0:07:08.320 Marie, Yo, you really you're supposed to be by my side, 0:07:08.320 --> 0:07:09.440 you know what it is? I think I took a 0:07:09.480 --> 0:07:13.080 little picture, a little tincture right now. 0:07:13.320 --> 0:07:16.120 Yeah, and it's coming off. It's coming off. What is 0:07:16.160 --> 0:07:17.960 your mess for the week? Can we get into that? 0:07:18.600 --> 0:07:21.400 What is my mess for the Week't think about thinking 0:07:21.400 --> 0:07:22.440 about everybody else's mess? 0:07:22.560 --> 0:07:25.720 Well, I think I have a lot of mess. I 0:07:25.800 --> 0:07:31.040 don't know what I can and comfortably share. I don't know, girl, 0:07:31.080 --> 0:07:33.880 it's hot share now, So let me do my d 0:07:34.040 --> 0:07:36.200 MS later so I can tell you what it is 0:07:36.360 --> 0:07:41.720 it's going on. Oh, I'm salivating, boy, oh man, the 0:07:41.800 --> 0:07:46.000 boys is mine. I was talking a few weeks ago. 0:07:46.320 --> 0:07:49.520 I unblocked two of my exes recently, right, and the 0:07:49.680 --> 0:07:55.960 results are they are not there. What's in? What's what's 0:07:56.040 --> 0:07:57.720 in with the results? Okay boom, So this is what's 0:07:57.760 --> 0:08:01.000 going on. So I'm talking to both right, because separately 0:08:01.520 --> 0:08:03.440 they don't give what I need them to give, but 0:08:03.560 --> 0:08:09.120 together they give one happy, healthy man. Yes, both six ' three. Yes. 0:08:09.280 --> 0:08:10.560 If he was wondering for the height. 0:08:10.520 --> 0:08:12.640 And I was, and I love it. And be careful, 0:08:12.640 --> 0:08:15.000 by the way, because you're inching towards accidentally making a 0:08:15.080 --> 0:08:16.800 case for Polly, and that's. 0:08:16.720 --> 0:08:25.920 Not she's leaning into that. I'm tired, tired, tired, I'm 0:08:26.000 --> 0:08:26.600 so tired. 0:08:27.240 --> 0:08:29.160 All I know is that we came to the conclusion 0:08:29.200 --> 0:08:31.040 that Marie is Polly now, and this is a this 0:08:31.160 --> 0:08:32.839 is maybe I'm answering my Polly era. 0:08:33.080 --> 0:08:35.520 Well, I ended my feud with the buy community. Okay, 0:08:35.600 --> 0:08:37.880 I'm done. I'm done feuding with the buy community. 0:08:38.000 --> 0:08:39.040 Why were with them? 0:08:39.080 --> 0:08:41.839 I've grown I love I wasn't I frankly never was 0:08:41.960 --> 0:08:44.079 I love the by community. I love y'all keep it 0:08:44.160 --> 0:08:45.800 up and so now, but now I've. 0:08:45.720 --> 0:08:48.240 Tuned my sights on the Polly he's throwing into me. 0:08:48.360 --> 0:08:52.079 I'm not the parties. I'm trying to be a polypopy. 0:08:52.400 --> 0:08:54.920 Oh ye, Polly is just like aren't you? 0:08:55.360 --> 0:08:57.040 Are you greedy? You're greedy? 0:08:57.320 --> 0:08:58.760 It's not greedy, it's greedy. 0:08:58.840 --> 0:09:01.599 I think if you date men, you have to be 0:09:01.720 --> 0:09:04.120 Polly because one can't do all the things you need 0:09:04.200 --> 0:09:04.480 them to do. 0:09:04.760 --> 0:09:06.400 One I'm gonna make one of them do it. I 0:09:06.600 --> 0:09:07.640 can't do, Paul, I want to. 0:09:07.640 --> 0:09:09.880 Build a bear. I'm like a little bit of it 0:09:10.000 --> 0:09:11.800 is a little bit of that. I guess I'm Frankenstein 0:09:11.880 --> 0:09:13.360 and a man? What is Okay? 0:09:13.640 --> 0:09:14.000 Tell me this. 0:09:14.160 --> 0:09:16.280 You've got Guy one and guy too? What does Guy 0:09:16.360 --> 0:09:16.640 one do? 0:09:17.320 --> 0:09:18.079 What can he not do? 0:09:18.640 --> 0:09:19.920 And same for the other one, like what is it? 0:09:20.000 --> 0:09:20.040 Is? 0:09:20.120 --> 0:09:21.439 One of them just bock you really good? And the 0:09:21.480 --> 0:09:23.679 other one's like nice multiple okay. 0:09:23.640 --> 0:09:26.000 Now, Caleb, how you just taken over? Now? You the 0:09:26.040 --> 0:09:31.079 host question? I mean I want to know is that 0:09:31.160 --> 0:09:34.640 the truth? Basically? Okay, this is my problem essentially. 0:09:35.120 --> 0:09:36.559 This is my brother Paul, though, I'm like, why not 0:09:36.760 --> 0:09:38.760 just be open? Because Open and Paul are different. 0:09:38.880 --> 0:09:39.840 Okay, so what's the different? 0:09:40.120 --> 0:09:42.439 Wait, let's explain, because what Holly is when you have 0:09:43.040 --> 0:09:44.280 multiple relationships? 0:09:44.360 --> 0:09:46.760 Yes, Open is just like we're not we're not together. 0:09:46.920 --> 0:09:48.920 We have a relationship and I'm seeing other people. 0:09:48.960 --> 0:09:49.720 We're seeing other people. 0:09:49.760 --> 0:09:51.440 That beautiful. Open is beautiful. 0:09:51.520 --> 0:09:56.839 So what's Polly? Polly is a mental illness and sitting down. 0:09:57.160 --> 0:10:01.160 The corporations and the cigarette companies are frankly involve than implicated. 0:10:00.800 --> 0:10:01.079 I think. 0:10:01.120 --> 0:10:04.360 So I believe Polly to carry on multiple relationships is like, 0:10:04.480 --> 0:10:05.360 why don't you get a job? 0:10:06.920 --> 0:10:09.080 Lot of job? 0:10:10.640 --> 0:10:16.679 Don't sponsors? 0:10:17.520 --> 0:10:19.400 Holly? You have a lot of time and you've got 0:10:19.480 --> 0:10:20.880 to have a lot of money. Because how is you? 0:10:21.000 --> 0:10:24.000 How are you keeping up with all these people emotionally, 0:10:24.520 --> 0:10:26.760 atually anything? 0:10:27.080 --> 0:10:28.120 Let me tell you something. 0:10:28.280 --> 0:10:29.600 Well, you're not probably yet. 0:10:29.640 --> 0:10:31.880 We're just you're dipping the toes. 0:10:31.960 --> 0:10:34.559 We're on the table, the table. I know a lot 0:10:34.600 --> 0:10:36.680 of poll people, Okay, okay, what they look like. 0:10:36.760 --> 0:10:38.000 As a career. I don't want to. 0:10:37.960 --> 0:10:42.520 Talk to talk about what they want. They live in Bushwick. 0:10:42.559 --> 0:10:43.079 I will say that. 0:10:43.120 --> 0:10:45.000 I will say that people live in I will say 0:10:45.000 --> 0:10:46.720 they live in Bushwick, and they live in Portland, Oregon. 0:10:46.800 --> 0:10:48.360 And the haircuts are whatever they're going to be. But 0:10:48.720 --> 0:10:50.880 the point is, I know a lot of people and 0:10:50.880 --> 0:10:54.040 you're saying they must have money. No they don't. No, 0:10:54.200 --> 0:10:54.560 they don't. 0:10:54.559 --> 0:10:55.439 They're broke and they're. 0:10:55.240 --> 0:11:00.440 Still multiple we're doing. That might be the title. Well listen, 0:11:00.559 --> 0:11:03.959 that's not episode. That's not what's happening here, you know what. 0:11:04.040 --> 0:11:04.280 I know that. 0:11:04.360 --> 0:11:05.920 But I had a lesbian friend who went probably just 0:11:05.960 --> 0:11:06.600 to split the rent. 0:11:06.720 --> 0:11:07.439 That was genius. 0:11:07.760 --> 0:11:09.840 But that's everybody in New York that doesn't have anything 0:11:09.880 --> 0:11:12.800 to do with anybody's sexuality. That's just living in New York. Yeah, 0:11:12.960 --> 0:11:15.319 it's people in New York that won't get divorced or 0:11:15.400 --> 0:11:18.520 break up with somebody because they don't want they can't afford. 0:11:18.320 --> 0:11:20.400 To do that. Maybe, yeah, I'll be homeless before I 0:11:20.400 --> 0:11:21.680 hang out with someone I don't want to be around. 0:11:22.360 --> 0:11:24.240 No, I feel like I need a home. You say 0:11:24.280 --> 0:11:25.040 that on camera. 0:11:25.559 --> 0:11:29.880 I'll not to be mad well as a lessive No, No. 0:11:30.200 --> 0:11:34.440 As a lesbian that has been housed many times through relationships. Hey, 0:11:34.600 --> 0:11:36.760 if the person you want to be with also has 0:11:36.960 --> 0:11:39.160 an extra bedroom, I say go for it. 0:11:39.280 --> 0:11:40.599 Let me tell you, Well, here's what I'll tell you 0:11:40.679 --> 0:11:42.559 the Caleb here and guarantee is if I'm around you, 0:11:42.920 --> 0:11:44.559 trust that I want to be around you, because I'll 0:11:44.559 --> 0:11:46.240 do anything to not be around people I don't want 0:11:46.240 --> 0:11:46.360 to be. 0:11:46.360 --> 0:11:48.520 Around now that I would go to the ends of 0:11:48.559 --> 0:11:48.880 the earth. 0:11:49.080 --> 0:11:51.640 And I think that's an issue with like people in 0:11:52.160 --> 0:11:55.199 these open relationships. And also sometimes they just don't like 0:11:55.280 --> 0:11:57.319 the people, but they only need a little bit of them. 0:11:57.520 --> 0:12:08.600 Yeah, okay, that's it's on the table. Like them both 0:12:08.640 --> 0:12:09.120 a little bit. 0:12:09.320 --> 0:12:12.240 Yeah, you know both of them right now? Is that 0:12:12.240 --> 0:12:12.640 what's going on? 0:12:12.760 --> 0:12:14.160 Oh? Well, this is the mess. This is why I 0:12:14.200 --> 0:12:17.360 put this up right. So I have a dresser that 0:12:17.440 --> 0:12:19.720 I'm trying to get rid of. Marie is insane. 0:12:19.960 --> 0:12:24.880 Person person number person number A wanted to pick it up, 0:12:25.400 --> 0:12:29.400 but person number B or letter two whatever, same difference. 0:12:30.200 --> 0:12:32.000 He was like, Okay, I come get it today, but 0:12:32.520 --> 0:12:35.199 B is gonna be at my house today. And I 0:12:35.360 --> 0:12:38.120 almost said yes, so B could help A carry it 0:12:38.240 --> 0:12:39.800 down the stage. She's insane. 0:12:40.240 --> 0:12:43.400 And I was like, sister, I don't want you to 0:12:43.480 --> 0:12:47.480 get murdered for the way, because I am so inspired. 0:12:47.640 --> 0:12:48.360 You're inspired. 0:12:48.480 --> 0:12:51.400 That's beautiful. You know what I'll tell you something, do 0:12:51.679 --> 0:12:56.880 not enable Announcedent was visiting from l A. I waited 0:12:57.000 --> 0:12:58.719 a week to get furniture delivered until he was in 0:12:58.760 --> 0:13:01.800 town so he could carry it in. He came over 0:13:01.840 --> 0:13:03.400 to watch a football game. I said, this furniture is 0:13:03.480 --> 0:13:08.439 arriving right when you're here for me. I actually I said, 0:13:08.440 --> 0:13:09.640 do you mind? He was making fun of me. He said, 0:13:09.640 --> 0:13:10.839 I said, do you mind helping me with it? And 0:13:10.920 --> 0:13:12.719 then he just did it and he was like, where 0:13:12.840 --> 0:13:14.440 was the help in that? And I was like, brother, 0:13:14.760 --> 0:13:16.319 you said I held the door up. You're getting paid, 0:13:16.360 --> 0:13:16.679 are you not? 0:13:18.559 --> 0:13:20.440 You said, where was the help? He said, you are 0:13:20.520 --> 0:13:20.880 the help? 0:13:21.080 --> 0:13:24.080 Having two men? Yeah, I'm turned into an evil like cartoon. 0:13:24.400 --> 0:13:26.280 You having two men that you're sleeping with move your 0:13:26.280 --> 0:13:29.160 furniture out for you is so beautiful. I'm inspired and moved. 0:13:29.280 --> 0:13:31.360 Well. I didn't say yes, I should have. You can 0:13:31.440 --> 0:13:34.240 come a different day, but honestly, the day today would 0:13:34.240 --> 0:13:36.599 be ideal. It would have been ideal. But Marie, you 0:13:36.840 --> 0:13:38.920 the thing is, this is the thing about straight man. 0:13:39.040 --> 0:13:43.120 They are unpredictable and one minute you think it until 0:13:43.160 --> 0:13:44.880 one of them pull up, pop pop pa. I don't 0:13:44.960 --> 0:13:49.679 I don't need that. I'm not absolutely not. So we 0:13:49.800 --> 0:13:53.199 need to take to the script and make sure Tiddy, 0:13:53.200 --> 0:13:54.640 which one of them would pop pap pop? Oh, you 0:13:54.679 --> 0:13:59.400 already know which one it is. You already know. I'm 0:14:01.559 --> 0:14:04.200 I'm not saying the nationality of that person, but they 0:14:04.280 --> 0:14:04.680 are known. 0:14:04.960 --> 0:14:07.040 You've said a lot of lesbian things around me, but 0:14:07.160 --> 0:14:09.280 this was one of the mers thing you've ever seen. 0:14:09.520 --> 0:14:10.760 Beful with men, they'll shoot you. 0:14:10.920 --> 0:14:13.679 It's like, okay, yeah, that's gonna say killed, but you 0:14:13.800 --> 0:14:18.400 shoot me. Yeah, maybe it'll be a Donald Trump. 0:14:18.600 --> 0:14:22.040 No, like yeah, staged. 0:14:23.720 --> 0:14:28.000 Or stunt and that's you know that. I'm not a CEO. 0:14:28.160 --> 0:14:30.400 Why first of all, why would they shoot me and 0:14:30.480 --> 0:14:31.200 not shoot each other? 0:14:31.320 --> 0:14:34.280 CEO a mess? Because that's how straight men work. No, no, no, no, no, 0:14:35.360 --> 0:14:38.200 they love me, they hate each other. 0:14:38.920 --> 0:14:41.920 One would die. Whoever lives wins. Girl, this rom com 0:14:42.000 --> 0:14:44.520 that you got going on for two b I guess 0:14:44.560 --> 0:14:49.360 I'll tune in. I guess this ty, I'll take it 0:14:49.400 --> 0:14:51.200 the name of the movie. Facebook market place. 0:14:51.000 --> 0:14:51.880 Facebook Marketplace. 0:14:52.160 --> 0:14:54.480 I'm I'm so glad I'm not attracted to women, because 0:14:54.520 --> 0:14:57.080 in any gender situation, both either of you would ruin 0:14:57.120 --> 0:14:58.800 my life. And I can feel that what I can 0:14:58.840 --> 0:15:00.400 feel I would be so I can see you why 0:15:00.440 --> 0:15:03.720 these men are coming around. I would be so into you. 0:15:03.800 --> 0:15:05.520 I could just feel you would have that power over me, 0:15:05.640 --> 0:15:07.800 either one of you Marie. 0:15:07.920 --> 0:15:11.400 Because Marie is not available, like she's she's putting up 0:15:11.400 --> 0:15:12.200 a little bit of a guard. 0:15:12.440 --> 0:15:15.360 I'm too too available, say d. 0:15:15.880 --> 0:15:20.560 Thirsty, like tranparent, like I'm telling everything, I'm doing whatever 0:15:20.600 --> 0:15:20.800 it is. 0:15:20.880 --> 0:15:23.280 You're like, yeah, I know too much. That's not hot. 0:15:23.360 --> 0:15:26.040 But Marie, she's gonna keep it mysterious. You don't. You 0:15:26.120 --> 0:15:27.720 don't know if she she want to be with you 0:15:28.280 --> 0:15:30.880 or she hates you. You don't know. Yeah, so is 0:15:30.920 --> 0:15:31.760 it serving you? 0:15:31.920 --> 0:15:32.080 Though? 0:15:33.640 --> 0:15:42.320 Serving me? Is that serving you? Work? To watch your 0:15:42.360 --> 0:15:44.160 mouth because you're you're giving hopes. 0:15:44.240 --> 0:15:44.680 No worries. 0:15:44.680 --> 0:15:47.000 I was just checking in, but I can absolutely the 0:15:47.000 --> 0:15:50.120 answer is yes, Okay, you're you're happy with the situation. 0:15:50.200 --> 0:15:52.360 You like that. You guys, when it doesn't work, it's 0:15:52.440 --> 0:15:55.560 not stopping me from doing anything else. I'm talking about 0:15:55.560 --> 0:15:57.320 therapist about it, Lydia said, as long as you're still 0:15:57.360 --> 0:16:00.400 out here living your best life and meeting people and great, 0:16:00.520 --> 0:16:02.280 because these are two people that I could not make 0:16:02.360 --> 0:16:04.840 it work with in the past, but I was dating 0:16:04.920 --> 0:16:08.120 each of them separately together I'm like, I could do 0:16:08.280 --> 0:16:11.640 this because what you're not doing this one will yes, 0:16:11.800 --> 0:16:13.680 and what you're not saying this one will like. 0:16:14.040 --> 0:16:16.160 Yeah, I'd like to get in the room with Lydia. 0:16:16.880 --> 0:16:19.000 I'd like to get you know me too. 0:16:20.800 --> 0:16:22.120 I want to be on the zoom. Dude. 0:16:24.120 --> 0:16:27.680 If you therapize my friends every once a month, everybody 0:16:27.680 --> 0:16:29.800 who's a therapist to someone I love should they should 0:16:29.800 --> 0:16:31.840 be required by law to have a session called Caleb's 0:16:31.840 --> 0:16:35.600 coming in and I'm telling my side of stuff because 0:16:35.600 --> 0:16:39.560 I'm tired of the miscommunication and the oh well, Rebecca said, 0:16:39.680 --> 0:16:40.280 I want to talk to. 0:16:40.280 --> 0:16:42.320 Her now, who is your person? Who is your Lydia? 0:16:42.880 --> 0:16:44.840 I don't have a therapist, Okay, and that's the prop strength. 0:16:45.080 --> 0:16:46.760 You see that, this is strength, inner strength. 0:16:47.160 --> 0:16:49.600 Yeah, I don't need a therapist. What's Lydia going to 0:16:49.640 --> 0:16:50.200 tell me about me? 0:16:50.400 --> 0:16:53.040 Yeah? You know what, you don't know until you talk 0:16:53.120 --> 0:16:55.840 to Lydia. Lyda. If Lydia is like, yeah, tell both 0:16:55.880 --> 0:16:57.440 your men up to pull up at the same time, 0:16:57.800 --> 0:17:02.480 she didn't say that. I don't even know that, right, 0:17:03.120 --> 0:17:05.720 You're going to hurt and you're thinking that. So it's like, 0:17:07.000 --> 0:17:08.639 you know, I see Lydia every other week. You don't know. 0:17:08.960 --> 0:17:11.960 That's what she'll know about this girl to new back 0:17:12.000 --> 0:17:15.720 to back to back weeks. No, no, yeah, I'm delivered. 0:17:18.240 --> 0:17:19.840 You're just coming here because you want to. You don't 0:17:19.880 --> 0:17:22.520 need to be right. Yeah, went on vacation for two weeks. 0:17:22.520 --> 0:17:23.320 I haven't even seen her. 0:17:23.560 --> 0:17:25.760 There's nothing scarier than a friend who was in therapy 0:17:25.840 --> 0:17:27.680 long enough to learn the language, but not long enough 0:17:27.680 --> 0:17:29.639 to do the work, because then they have the words 0:17:30.160 --> 0:17:31.880 and they can justify what they're doing, and then I'm 0:17:31.960 --> 0:17:33.240 in the mess. I don't want anything to. 0:17:33.240 --> 0:17:33.520 Do with it. 0:17:33.760 --> 0:17:35.399 That's when you're talking about that week that all straight 0:17:35.440 --> 0:17:37.280 men learned the phrase gaslighting. 0:17:37.960 --> 0:17:39.800 Gaslighting was one of the worst things that happened to 0:17:39.840 --> 0:17:41.760 the straight male community. They learned that word and they 0:17:41.800 --> 0:17:42.480 went haywire. 0:17:42.840 --> 0:17:44.720 They lost their minds. Shes like, so what you're saying 0:17:44.920 --> 0:17:47.800 is I'm a liar. It's like, man, get out of here. 0:17:48.119 --> 0:17:50.879 We already knew you were a liar. They like textbook 0:17:50.960 --> 0:17:53.160 gaslight and they'd be like, so you're saying that I'm 0:17:53.240 --> 0:17:54.000 gaslighting you? 0:17:54.720 --> 0:17:58.680 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm glad I'm out of my straight 0:17:58.720 --> 0:17:59.080 guy's era. 0:17:59.240 --> 0:18:01.320 That was interesting thing in my early twenties, but I'm 0:18:01.359 --> 0:18:01.720 done with that. 0:18:01.840 --> 0:18:03.520 I've moved on from them we deserve. 0:18:03.680 --> 0:18:04.600 Yeah, I'm out of there. 0:18:05.119 --> 0:18:09.240 It was fun, but you're better than that mess. No good, Well, 0:18:09.320 --> 0:18:10.440 I'm not better than that good. 0:18:11.960 --> 0:18:15.280 Yeah, you're in it. 0:18:15.400 --> 0:18:18.600 I am collecting them like sandos. You hear me. I 0:18:19.040 --> 0:18:20.480 next year you're gonna se me. You gonna be like, 0:18:20.840 --> 0:18:25.720 who is this entourage that Marie is always with? Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. 0:18:25.840 --> 0:18:27.000 Yeah, that's that. 0:18:27.920 --> 0:18:32.200 Listen longest nobody gets crazy or violent? I'm here what Yeah, 0:18:36.080 --> 0:18:37.639 the man you're insane? 0:18:38.160 --> 0:18:42.680 One man who's done something bad. One man name, one 0:18:42.800 --> 0:18:43.760 man who's done something bad. 0:18:43.800 --> 0:18:48.320 You can't, are you right? Absolutely? I'm driving back. I'm drying. 0:18:48.400 --> 0:18:51.640 I'm like, did he like that? Crazy? He's a name? Okay, yeah, 0:18:51.840 --> 0:18:53.000 name to men. 0:18:53.920 --> 0:18:55.720 On the shopping block right now is jay Z. But 0:18:56.160 --> 0:18:59.000 j they Sidney top three worst men of all. 0:18:59.240 --> 0:19:01.200 You know what made me off though? What they put 0:19:01.240 --> 0:19:03.119 out one allegation about jay Z. He put on that 0:19:03.200 --> 0:19:04.600 suit and went to that premiere with his daughter. 0:19:05.560 --> 0:19:08.040 He said, not talking about me, he said, he said. 0:19:08.359 --> 0:19:09.320 He said, I'm with my family. 0:19:10.960 --> 0:19:14.639 That was quick, Please respect my privacy and difficult love, he. 0:19:14.680 --> 0:19:16.760 Said, Thoughts and prayers to your allegations. Baby. 0:19:16.840 --> 0:19:20.119 Him and Blake Lively's pr teams both are working over time. 0:19:20.440 --> 0:19:21.600 They're working overtime right now. 0:19:21.840 --> 0:19:23.119 Every time I see that, I'm like this, Well, I 0:19:23.119 --> 0:19:24.680 don't want to be a celebrity because this is just 0:19:25.560 --> 0:19:26.120 it's too much. 0:19:26.160 --> 0:19:27.040 Should we catch a camera? 0:19:27.320 --> 0:19:29.840 Oh yeah, get her out of there? This one is 0:19:29.880 --> 0:19:30.359 gonna below. 0:19:31.320 --> 0:19:32.000 I'd be careful. 0:19:50.280 --> 0:19:53.040 Now, Caleb, we brought you in here today to talk about, 0:19:53.119 --> 0:19:55.440 you know, your topic of mess now, which what are you? 0:19:55.760 --> 0:19:56.920 What are we answering today? 0:19:58.200 --> 0:19:58.480 Okay? 0:19:58.800 --> 0:19:59.399 What is messy? 0:19:59.520 --> 0:20:00.760 It's hard to because there's a lot of things that 0:20:00.800 --> 0:20:02.960 are messy, and you guys know me, I'm observant. 0:20:03.280 --> 0:20:04.120 I'm a fair guy. 0:20:04.200 --> 0:20:05.040 I call it like it is. 0:20:05.240 --> 0:20:09.120 You say fair, I'm a fair, lowercase fair, down the middle, lower. 0:20:09.600 --> 0:20:16.680 Capital, Okay, okay, worries, no worries, no worries. But I'm 0:20:16.720 --> 0:20:19.480 looking at everything. I'm giving an honest evaluation of things. 0:20:20.040 --> 0:20:22.359 And what I really decided to land on that's messy 0:20:23.040 --> 0:20:29.760 is drumroll please. Mom's on social specifically Mom's on Facebook, 0:20:30.680 --> 0:20:32.720 the one of the messiest. If you talk about a 0:20:32.800 --> 0:20:35.720 site for messiness. Moms on social are doing some of 0:20:35.760 --> 0:20:39.200 the most unhinged in every direction, unhinged in every single way, 0:20:39.640 --> 0:20:42.760 starting drama sharing, political conspiracy theories that are based in 0:20:42.800 --> 0:20:46.600 absolutely nothing, like truly, they'll get tricked by anything they 0:20:46.640 --> 0:20:49.840 shouldn't be on social or there's another type of unhinged 0:20:49.840 --> 0:20:51.480 that my mom has been doing lately on social. 0:20:52.040 --> 0:20:54.440 You said, moms on social you mean specifically your mom. 0:20:54.520 --> 0:20:55.960 That's what you're puking there. 0:20:56.080 --> 0:20:56.800 Dreaming, babe. 0:20:58.720 --> 0:21:00.880 I'm keeping up with other moms on social as well, 0:21:01.119 --> 0:21:03.320 because you know my mom loves me. Yes, my mom 0:21:03.440 --> 0:21:06.160 loves my mom Magnet moms love this guy. 0:21:06.240 --> 0:21:09.800 Moms are like, make sure Caleb is going. Yeah, definitely, it's. 0:21:09.680 --> 0:21:12.359 Been a long time in the works. Moms love me. 0:21:12.480 --> 0:21:13.560 I can't. I can't. 0:21:13.680 --> 0:21:15.080 I can't find a mom that doesn't want to be 0:21:15.119 --> 0:21:17.119 around me. They love me, so I know a lot 0:21:17.119 --> 0:21:17.680 of them on social. 0:21:17.720 --> 0:21:18.639 She sounds like a challenge. 0:21:18.800 --> 0:21:21.239 Yeah, there's not a I'm telling all the listeners right now. 0:21:21.440 --> 0:21:22.240 Your mom would love me. 0:21:22.359 --> 0:21:22.639 Try me. 0:21:23.359 --> 0:21:26.320 Every mom loves me, There's no way around it. Conservative mom, mom. 0:21:26.200 --> 0:21:28.040 I'm got a little judging mom. I feel like my 0:21:28.119 --> 0:21:29.360 mom's mom. 0:21:29.600 --> 0:21:32.040 She would invite me out with her after the first meeting. 0:21:32.080 --> 0:21:32.760 I guarantee it. 0:21:34.000 --> 0:21:37.639 You might have to put this to the test. Friend Marie, 0:21:37.760 --> 0:21:38.680 she pops off from the curtain. 0:21:40.080 --> 0:21:42.080 She would love me, but I'm so I'm keeping up 0:21:42.119 --> 0:21:43.919 with them on social My mom is doing this thing 0:21:44.000 --> 0:21:48.200 lately where she'll send me something like really like manipulatively sentimental. 0:21:48.720 --> 0:21:50.960 Like she'll send me something and she's trying to be sweet, 0:21:51.200 --> 0:21:53.159 but it'll be like a TikTok that's just text and 0:21:53.200 --> 0:21:55.159 like a moving ocean in the background with music, has 0:21:55.200 --> 0:21:55.719 twelve likes. 0:21:55.720 --> 0:21:58.439 I don't know how she found twelve likes. 0:21:58.440 --> 0:22:00.399 I don't know how she found it. She's mom on 0:22:00.600 --> 0:22:03.320 Terney that's a mom ass posts Another mom posted that 0:22:03.480 --> 0:22:04.920 got twelve likes your mom's. 0:22:04.760 --> 0:22:06.399 And then my mom saw and the text will be 0:22:06.520 --> 0:22:08.880 like your children will never know how much your heart 0:22:08.920 --> 0:22:10.960 breaks every moment that you're away from them. All you 0:22:11.080 --> 0:22:13.760 can do is hope that they somehow understand. 0:22:15.119 --> 0:22:16.080 Nine am on a Tuesday. 0:22:16.680 --> 0:22:19.840 Now, I think that's the white mom equivalent to what 0:22:20.040 --> 0:22:23.240 the black moms do on WhatsApp, which is send us 0:22:23.280 --> 0:22:30.600 a Bible verse with like a glittery and you feel 0:22:30.600 --> 0:22:33.280 like God doesn't need to be this good At at seven. 0:22:33.080 --> 0:22:41.400 A Yeah, who's doing the marketing for godsp Okay, well 0:22:41.560 --> 0:22:41.880 I will. 0:22:42.160 --> 0:22:43.320 I will say the moms. 0:22:44.520 --> 0:22:46.880 You know, not too much on moms because it's they're 0:22:46.920 --> 0:22:50.240 selfless and they gave us their whole bodies for these kids. 0:22:50.600 --> 0:22:53.320 A lot of them don't like kids. People don't like them, 0:22:53.640 --> 0:22:56.239 like their kids don't like them, people don't like them. 0:22:56.280 --> 0:22:58.080 On planes with babies so like they. 0:22:58.119 --> 0:23:00.240 Go through a lot. So you're saying the moms, people 0:23:00.240 --> 0:23:01.840 are like, they don't like moms. 0:23:02.080 --> 0:23:04.040 I don't on the plane. 0:23:04.359 --> 0:23:06.320 What I do not think moms are selfless? 0:23:06.720 --> 0:23:09.639 Well, I just I think that people forget that our 0:23:09.720 --> 0:23:12.600 parents are just people who have kids. Like being a 0:23:12.720 --> 0:23:15.520 mom or being a dad doesn't make you better or smarter. 0:23:16.240 --> 0:23:19.160 Some of us have friends who have children and they're 0:23:19.200 --> 0:23:19.760 pretty dumb. 0:23:20.600 --> 0:23:20.840 Yeah. 0:23:21.200 --> 0:23:21.360 Them. 0:23:24.080 --> 0:23:26.840 We have so many friends that Marie is a wild 0:23:26.920 --> 0:23:36.240 for that. That's all whoa hold on them. I didn't 0:23:36.359 --> 0:23:40.119 say we have friends with kids individually. We all know 0:23:40.200 --> 0:23:43.560 people with children. Yeah, they're literally every. 0:23:44.960 --> 0:23:46.200 My mom is selfless. 0:23:46.359 --> 0:23:48.240 Hold on, hold on, hold on, go ahead, I'm gonna. 0:23:48.000 --> 0:23:51.040 Put it in it. You were thinking of somebody specific 0:23:51.119 --> 0:23:53.119 when I said it, and you try to I was 0:23:53.240 --> 0:23:57.880 not thinking about anything. I know that moms do so much. 0:23:58.359 --> 0:24:01.560 Yes, sometimes, when you think about it, people have kids 0:24:01.600 --> 0:24:03.560 for the wrong reasons. But at the end of the day, 0:24:03.640 --> 0:24:06.240 what was the right reasons? The right reason is because 0:24:06.440 --> 0:24:11.440 you're like, I want to extend human life. That's gonna 0:24:11.440 --> 0:24:14.040 surpass me. And I want them to have their own 0:24:14.080 --> 0:24:16.480 autonomy and live their own lives and my dreams have 0:24:16.600 --> 0:24:17.320 nothing to do with them. 0:24:17.440 --> 0:24:19.360 Who says that when they have a baby. I think 0:24:19.440 --> 0:24:26.560 people should be saying more. People said that. I hate that. 0:24:26.640 --> 0:24:28.640 People were like, I didn't live my life. No, I'm 0:24:28.640 --> 0:24:32.320 gonna live it through. Don't do it. Stop it. It hurts. 0:24:32.720 --> 0:24:33.160 It hurts. 0:24:33.200 --> 0:24:34.879 We don't want to see it. You would see that 0:24:35.080 --> 0:24:39.120 like this little kid playing the viola. That kid don't 0:24:39.280 --> 0:24:41.400 give a fuck about the viola. But the mom is like, well, 0:24:41.440 --> 0:24:41.639 you know. 0:24:41.760 --> 0:24:44.520 I broke my hand when I was twelve, and so 0:24:44.680 --> 0:24:45.240 I was apo. 0:24:46.880 --> 0:24:50.960 I was supposed to be a championship and now right, 0:24:52.680 --> 0:24:55.040 a couple of viola's in here tonight. 0:24:57.440 --> 0:25:00.480 There's one mom the city's like, she's not dumb, she 0:25:00.560 --> 0:25:01.160 just couldn't play. 0:25:02.359 --> 0:25:04.600 All these moms just want their kids to play the vio. 0:25:04.920 --> 0:25:08.000 Yeah, yeah, it's just but that's what it is and 0:25:08.080 --> 0:25:12.080 it's it's like, it's frustrating to see. And luckily, you know, 0:25:12.280 --> 0:25:14.440 my mom had me and by accident, she wasn't really 0:25:14.480 --> 0:25:17.080 thinking nothing else of like she was like, so she 0:25:17.240 --> 0:25:21.600 wasn't pushing things on me so much besides Christianity, school 0:25:21.840 --> 0:25:23.760 and working. 0:25:23.640 --> 0:25:28.080 And being you know, that's just the basics. 0:25:28.880 --> 0:25:30.280 How much of that took, by the way, because I 0:25:30.320 --> 0:25:32.160 know I'm looking at a lesbian, but what about Christian? 0:25:32.359 --> 0:25:32.560 Did you? 0:25:32.880 --> 0:25:33.520 Is Christian for you? 0:25:34.480 --> 0:25:36.080 Well? Yes, but. 0:25:37.960 --> 0:25:39.159 Because I'm just wondering how much of that. 0:25:40.800 --> 0:25:42.919 There she. 0:25:46.200 --> 0:25:48.400 Lost because I'm looking at a lesbian and I'm wondering 0:25:48.440 --> 0:25:49.439 if I'm looking at a Christian. 0:25:49.640 --> 0:25:50.439 I am a Christian? 0:25:50.560 --> 0:25:51.439 Nice, Okay, she won one. 0:25:51.520 --> 0:26:01.480 I'm Christian by faith. It's crazy a good title. Christian 0:26:01.520 --> 0:26:09.400 by yeah anything, Hey, hey, take it whatever you wanted 0:26:09.440 --> 0:26:11.840 to make. That means you. I'm not I don't know 0:26:11.920 --> 0:26:15.320 if I'm a practicing Christian. But my favorite you know 0:26:15.480 --> 0:26:19.600 you're not a practice I don't know. You don't know. 0:26:20.720 --> 0:26:22.280 You are Christian by life? 0:26:22.560 --> 0:26:26.240 No, Christian life also another great Christians. I know I 0:26:26.320 --> 0:26:29.920 look on Christian No, I had an edible. 0:26:33.240 --> 0:26:34.280 We were doing eddies before this. 0:26:34.400 --> 0:26:39.639 I'm sober. You a little little dropper, not now, no, 0:26:40.200 --> 0:26:40.760 not on camp. 0:26:40.840 --> 0:26:42.520 But I wish I knew before I came over here. 0:26:43.040 --> 0:26:44.480 I mean, the fact that you didn't be I a 0:26:44.520 --> 0:26:45.760 weed is crazy. 0:26:45.840 --> 0:26:47.560 Christian in theory, some Christian theory. 0:26:47.920 --> 0:26:51.080 It's Christian for you Christian? Are you Christian? 0:26:51.600 --> 0:26:52.480 I was a rixed Christian. 0:26:52.520 --> 0:26:54.000 I'd love to see you both in heaven. 0:26:55.320 --> 0:26:59.440 You know what we love to see here? Ye also 0:26:59.560 --> 0:27:03.160 a great Caleb you are over time? 0:27:03.400 --> 0:27:05.280 Do you know what's sick about me? This is really 0:27:05.320 --> 0:27:07.600 sick about me. I'm not Christian necessarily. I don't know. 0:27:07.600 --> 0:27:09.400 I'm vibing. I'm like there's some price something, but I'm 0:27:09.400 --> 0:27:10.119 not really worried about it. 0:27:10.160 --> 0:27:10.840 I'm cool. 0:27:10.960 --> 0:27:14.800 I went to Sunday school and vacation. I had all 0:27:15.040 --> 0:27:16.399 the fish sandwiches. 0:27:16.280 --> 0:27:23.760 Every Yeah, five hundred people with tourist. 0:27:24.040 --> 0:27:25.000 But what about. 0:27:30.280 --> 0:27:30.960 What's sick about me? 0:27:31.080 --> 0:27:36.680 This is it? Okay, I'm not a practicing Christian. The 0:27:36.760 --> 0:27:38.920 metric is, but I really believe this. If I go 0:27:39.080 --> 0:27:42.720 my okay, so well, okay, Christianity turns out to be 0:27:42.800 --> 0:27:46.160 real right sure looking bad for me if that's the case. Yeah, 0:27:46.560 --> 0:27:48.800 And then I get to the Pearly Gates and God's like, 0:27:49.080 --> 0:27:51.159 you weren't Christian while you were down there, and I 0:27:51.280 --> 0:27:54.320 really really wanted you to be my What's so fucked 0:27:54.359 --> 0:27:56.320 up about me is I genuinely think if I get 0:27:56.400 --> 0:27:59.359 that conversation, if I get that meeting with God, I 0:27:59.440 --> 0:28:00.479 think I can ca mince him. 0:28:00.640 --> 0:28:01.320 I think you can too. 0:28:01.400 --> 0:28:04.440 I think you're very I know I wasn't Christian, but 0:28:04.480 --> 0:28:06.040 I was doing good ship down there. I was having 0:28:06.040 --> 0:28:08.240 a good time. I did not hurt anybody. I was 0:28:08.320 --> 0:28:09.600 fucking around. I was doing my thing. 0:28:09.920 --> 0:28:11.720 You're gonna say, fucking around at the pearly gates. 0:28:11.800 --> 0:28:13.800 I think he's gonna respect it, Like he doesn't want 0:28:13.840 --> 0:28:15.680 me to come in like sanitize and kissing ass like 0:28:15.680 --> 0:28:17.000 I think he wants me to be real. 0:28:20.280 --> 0:28:23.119 Kiss as he wants me to be real gay for you. 0:28:23.320 --> 0:28:24.720 So he probably, yeah, he doesn't. 0:28:24.520 --> 0:28:25.960 Want me to doing that kind of stuff. He wants 0:28:26.000 --> 0:28:26.639 me to clean it up. 0:28:26.760 --> 0:28:28.760 But what people don't understand is that by the time 0:28:28.880 --> 0:28:31.280 like when we you know, knock go on, would you know, 0:28:31.400 --> 0:28:33.320 we you know, we don't have really want to, but 0:28:33.480 --> 0:28:35.959 by the time we do pass I think there's been 0:28:36.040 --> 0:28:38.680 different iterations of God and so God by the time 0:28:38.720 --> 0:28:41.320 when we when we passed, he will have elevated and 0:28:41.800 --> 0:28:43.920 when we die, we'll be up there and he'll do 0:28:44.120 --> 0:28:45.120 like a little game show. 0:28:45.560 --> 0:28:47.840 So like we'll have to even though he's like on paper, 0:28:47.920 --> 0:28:50.200 you're supposed to be in hell. But I'm gonna give you, 0:28:50.520 --> 0:28:58.120 you know, one more Lordy, Lordy, give me one more chance. Lordy, lordy, 0:28:58.200 --> 0:29:01.320 give me one more chance. Come along your chance. This 0:29:01.680 --> 0:29:05.720 iteration of God is wearing our Jesus peace his dead son, 0:29:05.800 --> 0:29:09.760 and he will be wearing Doc Martin with no zim 0:29:09.920 --> 0:29:10.600 yours is. 0:29:10.640 --> 0:29:13.880 Not sounding Christian to me, Like we get there, it's 0:29:13.920 --> 0:29:14.440 a game show. 0:29:14.480 --> 0:29:17.320 I'm like, well, when I was. 0:29:17.600 --> 0:29:19.760 When I was younger, my brother told me, and I 0:29:19.840 --> 0:29:23.560 believed him, when you die, and you know, I don't 0:29:23.600 --> 0:29:26.000 know how he would notice, but when you die, God 0:29:26.600 --> 0:29:29.920 sits next to you and you watch like the movie 0:29:29.960 --> 0:29:32.600 of your life, and every time you do something, he says, 0:29:32.680 --> 0:29:33.440 well why did you do that? 0:29:34.240 --> 0:29:38.800 Classic Christian plastic Christian classic movie club with God? Idea? 0:29:38.880 --> 0:29:40.840 But imagine that's what happens when you die, because your 0:29:40.960 --> 0:29:42.360 time is nothing for him. 0:29:42.440 --> 0:29:44.120 I could justify everything I've done. 0:29:44.000 --> 0:29:46.760 But from from when you were a little practice, every 0:29:46.800 --> 0:29:48.440 one of them from when you were born to when 0:29:48.440 --> 0:29:51.280 you die. He's like, okay, so have you ever stolen anything? 0:29:51.320 --> 0:29:52.600 I turn it back? Yes, and I would turn it 0:29:52.640 --> 0:29:53.440 back on him. I would. 0:29:53.480 --> 0:29:55.040 I'm sitting with God, Okay. 0:29:55.120 --> 0:29:58.120 I have a reflection of you, Lord, you malee, and 0:29:58.240 --> 0:30:01.120 you put me in Yes, and maybe the lamp. They 0:30:01.200 --> 0:30:01.880 made me poor. 0:30:02.080 --> 0:30:04.360 You made me poor. First of all. I grew up 0:30:04.400 --> 0:30:04.680 so poor. 0:30:04.680 --> 0:30:06.120 I'm like, yeah, I could just favything. I would say 0:30:06.120 --> 0:30:06.480 with him, and you. 0:30:06.560 --> 0:30:07.840 Go, you go, why do you do that? 0:30:07.920 --> 0:30:09.120 And I'd be like, what would you have done? 0:30:09.680 --> 0:30:10.400 What would Jesus do? 0:30:10.600 --> 0:30:10.800 Yeah? 0:30:10.840 --> 0:30:13.280 What would you Jesus? Because you were mad at people 0:30:14.000 --> 0:30:15.640 all through elementary school? Yeah, what would Jesus do? 0:30:15.720 --> 0:30:16.960 Happen that contentious with him? 0:30:17.160 --> 0:30:17.320 Yeah? 0:30:17.400 --> 0:30:19.560 If God asked me, why would you do that? Why 0:30:19.600 --> 0:30:21.040 did you do that? In certain time? I was like, well, 0:30:21.080 --> 0:30:24.400 from twenty three to thirty I was on cocaine. 0:30:24.440 --> 0:30:27.560 That's why I did it. Yeah. And you know what 0:30:27.640 --> 0:30:30.320 they say, the higher you are, the closer to God, 0:30:30.560 --> 0:30:32.800 right man. I was just trying to you, my Lord. 0:30:33.880 --> 0:30:37.640 All God's people say, Amen, I think I could convince. 0:30:39.480 --> 0:30:41.680 I don't really do. I think it's crazy. But I 0:30:42.680 --> 0:30:45.600 also don't see myself dying. You don't see yourself dying. No, 0:30:45.800 --> 0:30:48.200 Like I think about that as a contract is from 0:30:48.320 --> 0:30:50.600 you are white. Now, now this is at first I 0:30:50.720 --> 0:30:55.280 was white to think you might not die? Yes, why 0:30:55.360 --> 0:31:00.720 did I be like wrong in my world going to jail. 0:31:01.920 --> 0:31:03.080 I'm never gonna do that's wrong. 0:31:03.640 --> 0:31:05.320 You can come as this. Actually, since y'all brought up 0:31:05.320 --> 0:31:08.880 my whiteness, where would y'all put me on the on 0:31:09.040 --> 0:31:10.960 the So you got like the worst white person ever 0:31:11.560 --> 0:31:12.719 got Hitler? Right? 0:31:13.040 --> 0:31:17.320 Oh, I was gonna say Christopher Columbus. Okay, Idea Columbus 0:31:17.400 --> 0:31:20.360 is worse than I mean, he did dia. It was. 0:31:20.760 --> 0:31:21.360 It was, yeah, it was. 0:31:21.560 --> 0:31:23.840 It was neck and neck if anything. Okay, yeah, okay, 0:31:23.880 --> 0:31:26.440 Well who is your white person? Yeah that's the worst, 0:31:26.480 --> 0:31:28.200 the worst, the worst. 0:31:28.680 --> 0:31:30.960 Yeah, damn, that's the you know what, you gotta have 0:31:31.040 --> 0:31:32.480 this at the tip of your I don't be thinking 0:31:32.520 --> 0:31:32.840 about it. 0:31:33.040 --> 0:31:35.520 You have to think about it because a white person. 0:31:36.040 --> 0:31:38.080 It was my manager when I worked at. 0:31:43.680 --> 0:31:47.960 Hitler and meant like the best possible whites, right, gotta 0:31:47.960 --> 0:31:50.640 be like Dolly Parton, who are some other good whites 0:31:51.920 --> 0:31:55.720 like class like best into that scale white like really good. 0:31:56.000 --> 0:31:58.120 Jane Elliott I don't know who that is. 0:31:58.200 --> 0:32:00.440 Jane Elliott, the Blue Eyes Brown Eyes Experiment, you know 0:32:00.520 --> 0:32:03.280 her that was white lady that was really really down. 0:32:03.840 --> 0:32:06.920 Is she gay? I mean, oh good, that's something like 0:32:07.000 --> 0:32:08.200 that without having some type of game. 0:32:08.280 --> 0:32:11.680 Oh Jane, I had no idea she was family good white. 0:32:11.920 --> 0:32:16.920 Wasn't she at the stone work? Was she picked? I 0:32:16.960 --> 0:32:18.600 don't think Jane Elliott's old ass. 0:32:18.760 --> 0:32:21.040 Was it Stonewall picked up the big she was doing 0:32:21.080 --> 0:32:24.240 the blue I feel like I don't think she was 0:32:24.280 --> 0:32:24.920 in the neighborhood. 0:32:26.800 --> 0:32:28.480 But my question is this, Okay, wait, hold on, I 0:32:28.560 --> 0:32:31.920 think my good white is maybe Angelina Jolie. 0:32:32.240 --> 0:32:33.880 Really no, that's. 0:32:35.960 --> 0:32:36.760 Care about all the. 0:32:38.240 --> 0:32:51.680 She's a Philly and anthrorisk girl. Philip Yaharm, How do 0:32:51.760 --> 0:32:52.120 you say it? 0:32:52.480 --> 0:32:53.960 Philanthropy, hilanthromist. 0:32:55.600 --> 0:32:56.960 You don't count philanthropists. 0:32:57.120 --> 0:33:00.120 I mean I feel like people do that because they 0:33:00.120 --> 0:33:02.520 are like, hey, I've done a lot of bullshit and this. 0:33:02.640 --> 0:33:06.040 Is how I yeah, this is how I clear it right. Well, 0:33:07.400 --> 0:33:09.400 I'm trying to, you know, I want to look good 0:33:09.400 --> 0:33:10.800 on my movie with God. Yeah. 0:33:10.960 --> 0:33:14.200 So she's like, yes, I took Jennifer Anderson's man, there 0:33:14.240 --> 0:33:15.840 you go. Now I gotta work for all of the 0:33:15.920 --> 0:33:18.960 continent of Africa and Asia and Asia too. 0:33:19.160 --> 0:33:21.680 So yeah, but also I don't care about Jennifer. I 0:33:21.720 --> 0:33:25.240 understand like that's not she did missus mister and missus Smith. 0:33:25.440 --> 0:33:28.960 The chemistry was real probable. So I would also bang 0:33:29.040 --> 0:33:30.880 Brad Pitt if I wasn't if I was inje. 0:33:31.040 --> 0:33:32.880 If you get the opportunity, many woes. 0:33:32.920 --> 0:33:34.960 Well not now I heard he don't really bathe every 0:33:35.040 --> 0:33:39.400 day he wanted them. Really, that's another white thing, y'all. Me, 0:33:39.640 --> 0:33:40.320 I'll hate water. 0:33:41.640 --> 0:33:43.320 Leave me out of it because I'm not one of them. 0:33:44.080 --> 0:33:44.640 Leave me out of it. 0:33:44.720 --> 0:33:46.520 Don't put me in it because I'm showering. 0:33:46.720 --> 0:33:50.920 Listen a scale from Ashton, Kutcher and Milacunis to Brad Pitt. 0:33:51.000 --> 0:33:52.080 Where do you you know? 0:33:52.200 --> 0:33:54.520 I met Ashton, Kutcher and Melacunas this past summer. What 0:33:54.600 --> 0:33:56.760 did they smell like a play in London? And I 0:33:56.800 --> 0:33:58.640 don't remember the way they smelled, but we met after 0:33:58.720 --> 0:34:01.160 the play and they I'm I'm gonna air y'all out 0:34:01.160 --> 0:34:03.080 a little bit and just say that you have. 0:34:04.840 --> 0:34:04.920 Now. 0:34:06.280 --> 0:34:07.720 I haven't talked about this anywhere. 0:34:07.440 --> 0:34:09.840 To be a little segment airing it out exclusive. 0:34:09.880 --> 0:34:12.360 I'm airing it out a little bit. They smelled lovely. 0:34:12.440 --> 0:34:16.080 They were perfectly nice, Mila and Ashton. But they they 0:34:16.120 --> 0:34:18.960 were both sobbing at the play. And the play was 0:34:18.960 --> 0:34:21.520 about it was a little bit about men's rights and. 0:34:26.520 --> 0:34:29.920 The camera leave them on, leave them on, leave them on, 0:34:30.040 --> 0:34:32.080 and you can hear me what is men's rights? 0:34:32.120 --> 0:34:33.880 Well, men are being deeply mistreated. 0:34:33.520 --> 0:34:34.080 In this country. 0:34:40.080 --> 0:34:40.839 I don't feel that way. 0:34:40.840 --> 0:34:41.080 I don't. 0:34:41.160 --> 0:34:42.840 I don't care about men, but. 0:34:42.880 --> 0:34:46.680 In a loose way. I'm strong on him, but I'm 0:34:46.719 --> 0:34:49.000 loose on I'll the rest of that. But I think 0:34:50.360 --> 0:34:52.360 I'm not entering a d into the conversation. You know 0:34:52.440 --> 0:34:56.279 what I mean, It'll him, It'll be no the play. 0:34:56.320 --> 0:34:57.439 I'm talking about me now, okay? 0:34:57.480 --> 0:34:59.160 But hee him? What's going on with boys? 0:34:59.239 --> 0:34:59.359 Well? 0:34:59.360 --> 0:35:00.479 What is going on with our boys? 0:35:00.520 --> 0:35:01.040 What is going on? 0:35:01.160 --> 0:35:01.359 Well? 0:35:01.600 --> 0:35:03.800 James Corden was in a play in London. 0:35:04.280 --> 0:35:06.920 Then that's what made He played a veteran who had 0:35:06.960 --> 0:35:09.080 his kids taken away because he went off on a 0:35:09.120 --> 0:35:12.840 woman at a courthouse. Look, James James Cordon hell of 0:35:12.880 --> 0:35:15.840 a theater actor. He did an incredible performance. Was the 0:35:16.000 --> 0:35:18.640 writing of was the material and the men's rights angle 0:35:18.719 --> 0:35:20.960 for me? No? But James is amazing in it and 0:35:21.080 --> 0:35:22.719 Mela and Ashton were crying backstage. 0:35:23.840 --> 0:35:24.520 Is that beautiful? 0:35:24.640 --> 0:35:27.359 That makes me like them? Listen? Yeah, that was at 0:35:27.400 --> 0:35:28.120 the point of that story. 0:35:28.239 --> 0:35:29.759 Well, I just wanted to say something. 0:35:33.440 --> 0:35:33.560 Out. 0:35:33.840 --> 0:35:34.080 Yeah. 0:35:34.320 --> 0:35:36.760 I think it was one that you were in London 0:35:36.920 --> 0:35:39.439 and you was at you was walked in a play. 0:35:39.520 --> 0:35:40.600 It's not to be in London. 0:35:42.239 --> 0:35:42.440 It's not. 0:35:43.120 --> 0:35:44.160 My fans there are beautiful. 0:35:44.239 --> 0:35:45.040 We love London. 0:35:45.120 --> 0:35:45.880 I love my fans. 0:35:47.040 --> 0:35:47.279 They do. 0:35:47.600 --> 0:35:48.680 We've all done well in London. 0:35:48.719 --> 0:35:49.439 Shout out to London. 0:35:49.520 --> 0:35:50.520 Yeah, shout out to London. 0:35:51.200 --> 0:36:00.239 Stop you tell them exactly? Yeah, yes, right. And when 0:36:00.280 --> 0:36:03.840 we were in Marrakesh, we we went to Noble and 0:36:04.400 --> 0:36:05.400 we finally hold on. 0:36:06.200 --> 0:36:09.040 I accused of flexing because I said, I went to 0:36:09.239 --> 0:36:11.880 play in London America. 0:36:12.280 --> 0:36:16.759 America, when when you're a black woman, that is self care. 0:36:17.120 --> 0:36:20.640 That's not flexing. Part of the journey, thank you. 0:36:21.000 --> 0:36:22.040 I was coming from a bad place. 0:36:22.120 --> 0:36:24.759 All check yourself yourself. 0:36:24.920 --> 0:36:25.120 Yeah. 0:36:25.160 --> 0:36:29.919 But Americas finally ran into uh, some you know, young 0:36:30.080 --> 0:36:32.600 black men, and we sat down, we were kiki and 0:36:32.680 --> 0:36:36.640 having a good time and I mentioned that I date 0:36:36.719 --> 0:36:39.880 women and the guy who was from Manchester, he was like, 0:36:40.320 --> 0:36:45.480 so you're by Paula and we were like, you mean 0:36:46.840 --> 0:36:49.600 need him and me and and Mina were like, wells. 0:36:52.239 --> 0:36:56.239 You were like, yeah, the way you got to the 0:36:56.280 --> 0:36:58.719 answer wasn't correct, but the answer was there was something 0:36:58.800 --> 0:37:00.279 that we got your work. 0:37:00.600 --> 0:37:01.719 You guys are trying to avoid my question. 0:37:02.360 --> 0:37:03.120 What was the question? 0:37:03.680 --> 0:37:06.400 Well? And and isn't that telling? Okay, let's hold on, 0:37:06.520 --> 0:37:08.319 y'all have a question and. 0:37:09.800 --> 0:37:11.319 We've named our worst y'all. 0:37:12.280 --> 0:37:13.960 But the point of that question, thank you so much, 0:37:14.080 --> 0:37:17.000 my love, was where would y'all put me on a 0:37:17.040 --> 0:37:20.120 scale of worst whites ever to best whites ever? 0:37:20.360 --> 0:37:22.040 Well, let me check my outven moos, if you ever 0:37:22.160 --> 0:37:24.160 sent me all money? What do you need? No? 0:37:24.400 --> 0:37:26.840 Not that I need more time than you, Caleb, I 0:37:26.960 --> 0:37:29.160 needed I need more time. I need you know me 0:37:29.320 --> 0:37:31.320 for a while, I know I have, But ten years. 0:37:31.400 --> 0:37:33.799 That's how you really know somebody. Ten years, I think. 0:37:34.120 --> 0:37:38.040 I think between two and five people are showing you 0:37:38.160 --> 0:37:40.239 what they want you to see them, But ten you're 0:37:40.239 --> 0:37:41.120 going to see all through. 0:37:42.480 --> 0:37:43.640 You're going to see right through them. 0:37:43.960 --> 0:37:46.960 By the tenth year, they're exhausted from pretending to be, 0:37:47.239 --> 0:37:48.360 you know, what you want them to be. 0:37:48.760 --> 0:37:51.880 By the tenth year, they are revealing the mask. So 0:37:52.160 --> 0:37:54.920 this is the real you now? Yes, absolutely, Marie. We've 0:37:54.920 --> 0:37:56.919 been we've been together for a lot, more like, we've 0:37:56.960 --> 0:37:58.879 been very honest the entire Yes. 0:37:59.719 --> 0:38:01.839 Yeah, I just want to be clear about what's being 0:38:01.880 --> 0:38:03.359 said to me right now by a very good friend 0:38:03.400 --> 0:38:03.640 of mine. 0:38:05.040 --> 0:38:06.680 I just want to make sure I'm understanding you. What you. 0:38:08.640 --> 0:38:11.480 You think that there's at least a somewhat of a possibility, yes, 0:38:11.600 --> 0:38:13.440 that in all the time that we've been dear friends, 0:38:13.480 --> 0:38:17.080 now I am maybe putting on and lying and I 0:38:17.160 --> 0:38:18.600 could come out that I'm actually bad. 0:38:18.719 --> 0:38:22.359 Here's a mess exclusive a person that I near it out. 0:38:23.000 --> 0:38:24.080 I knew, you know. 0:38:24.560 --> 0:38:26.719 I thought like, oh I know this, and this is 0:38:26.760 --> 0:38:29.040 what happens every time I'm cool with a straight man. 0:38:29.239 --> 0:38:31.600 Every time I like, I'll be like, yeah, not them, 0:38:32.040 --> 0:38:35.239 and then eight years, ten years, something comes up. 0:38:35.320 --> 0:38:37.719 It's like, oh, now they got an allegation or instance this. 0:38:37.840 --> 0:38:38.840 Can I tell you something about me? 0:38:38.960 --> 0:38:41.160 I can't stand by y'all every straight man you're cool 0:38:41.160 --> 0:38:43.160 with not an allegation. No, no, no, no, I never 0:38:43.239 --> 0:38:45.120 said that you need to change the certain. 0:38:47.920 --> 0:38:50.520 Yeah, can I tell you something about me? 0:38:50.920 --> 0:38:51.600 And I didn't say that. 0:38:52.040 --> 0:38:54.400 Now we're talking about me though, So I'm I have 0:38:54.640 --> 0:38:56.600 what's okay, mess exclusive, I'm gonna air it out. 0:38:56.800 --> 0:38:57.040 It out. 0:38:57.120 --> 0:38:58.319 I am a homosexual man. 0:38:58.480 --> 0:39:02.239 Oh so you're we not even thinking about it? A 0:39:02.600 --> 0:39:04.800 great men again? 0:39:04.840 --> 0:39:06.359 Oh but I thought you're about me because you said 0:39:06.400 --> 0:39:08.200 you couldn't get me, you couldn't put me on the 0:39:08.200 --> 0:39:09.799 spectrum because you haven't known me for long enough. 0:39:10.160 --> 0:39:11.920 Well, I just need some more time. I think I 0:39:12.000 --> 0:39:14.160 got to come down to the Kansas City House. 0:39:14.360 --> 0:39:15.040 Okay, you need to. 0:39:17.280 --> 0:39:19.600 Get it, okay, okay, And what do you need to 0:39:19.600 --> 0:39:23.040 see there? You know when you watch like any reality 0:39:23.120 --> 0:39:26.200 show and they do the backstory of the person's like I. 0:39:26.320 --> 0:39:29.040 Just I've always wanted to be a singer. So you 0:39:29.080 --> 0:39:31.319 know this is my teacher, from my music teacher from 0:39:31.520 --> 0:39:32.680 I want to I need to meet you. 0:39:32.719 --> 0:39:33.880 Need to meet some of my teachers. 0:39:34.160 --> 0:39:36.040 So we need to do it like a star is born. 0:39:36.360 --> 0:39:39.040 Okay I didn't I don't know you didn't watch them now, so. 0:39:39.080 --> 0:39:41.120 Y'all aren't gonna okay, we'll place me on the scale 0:39:41.160 --> 0:39:42.840 once you so okay. So so I'm make sure I 0:39:42.880 --> 0:39:44.480 want to know where how I can get there. I 0:39:44.640 --> 0:39:45.799 need to take you to Kansas City. 0:39:45.880 --> 0:39:48.319 You got to be flut out, blown out. 0:39:48.400 --> 0:39:52.880 Yeah that listen, I'll get there, okay, Okay, I'll get there, 0:39:52.960 --> 0:39:54.200 and then I'm happy to fly you out. 0:39:54.280 --> 0:39:59.800 Okay and stop going. You know, he got tons of points. 0:40:00.200 --> 0:40:02.399 I've done it. I've done it for less. I've done 0:40:02.440 --> 0:40:04.480 it for people that meant less to me, and I 0:40:04.640 --> 0:40:06.719 want to you mean to me, and then for you. 0:40:06.840 --> 0:40:08.160 It's gonna have to be a decade. How long have 0:40:08.239 --> 0:40:09.719 I known you now? Five or five years? 0:40:09.920 --> 0:40:10.120 Yes? 0:40:10.280 --> 0:40:11.960 Okay, so I got to put in about double of 0:40:12.040 --> 0:40:12.279 the time. 0:40:12.440 --> 0:40:13.160 Yeah, I think you're I. 0:40:13.200 --> 0:40:18.000 Think you're doing great. You've almost reached your Yeah, okay, 0:40:18.080 --> 0:40:24.120 you're there, buddy, for you cooled in five year? 0:40:24.200 --> 0:40:24.319 Yes? 0:40:24.480 --> 0:40:27.799 Okay, best best best? Would you say your best white? 0:40:27.880 --> 0:40:28.040 Yeah? 0:40:28.160 --> 0:40:32.640 My best white? Who did my best white? I'm gonna 0:40:32.640 --> 0:40:39.040 say Kelly Ripper? Why Kelly, Well, I know why you're 0:40:39.040 --> 0:40:42.239 about the best story or or you know Jim Carrey. 0:40:42.360 --> 0:40:46.440 Jim Carrey might be my really it is controversial, but 0:40:46.560 --> 0:40:49.360 for me, for me, my best white, I'm gonna say that, 0:40:49.560 --> 0:40:50.680 and everyone gets thrown. 0:40:50.520 --> 0:40:52.759 And everybody gets it, can it did? They don't have 0:40:52.800 --> 0:40:56.000 to be the best for everyone, just for your individual 0:40:56.160 --> 0:40:59.120 best white? Yea yeah, you're a ranking worst white. That's 0:40:59.239 --> 0:41:00.839 the title of y Yeah. 0:41:02.440 --> 0:41:02.720 Different. 0:41:02.840 --> 0:41:05.480 Kelly Ripper came in from a gala. She had like 0:41:05.600 --> 0:41:08.560 about seven friends with her. She's in a gown with 0:41:08.680 --> 0:41:13.520 her husband. They're hanging getting drinks, taking care whatever. She 0:41:14.040 --> 0:41:16.960 the bill wasn't even that high. She overtipped me, like 0:41:17.520 --> 0:41:19.440 five six hundred dollars best. 0:41:19.239 --> 0:41:20.160 White for me, good white. 0:41:20.200 --> 0:41:22.080 Wow, that's a good dollars. That's all you need. You 0:41:22.200 --> 0:41:22.919 too can be the best. 0:41:23.040 --> 0:41:32.120 Yeah, felt comfort plus for you, and then five hundred 0:41:32.120 --> 0:41:32.959 dollars for you on morning. 0:41:33.120 --> 0:41:36.200 Another another best wife for me, Lizzie Grubman. She did 0:41:36.640 --> 0:41:39.720 who hit all those people? And she said, y'all white trash? 0:41:39.800 --> 0:41:41.000 And I said, say that. 0:41:42.760 --> 0:41:45.239 That you made this person off? 0:41:45.320 --> 0:41:47.600 No, I did not. She she's like a publicist that 0:41:47.760 --> 0:41:54.560 like icon years ago. She hit a bunch of yes, no, no, no, 0:41:54.760 --> 0:41:56.560 she hit a work Let me tell the rest of 0:41:56.600 --> 0:42:01.319 the story. She hit your manager from refram. I imagine, yo. 0:42:01.440 --> 0:42:03.799 If she did, I would have married her. I would 0:42:03.800 --> 0:42:04.880 be like, hey, girl, I know you know I gave, 0:42:04.920 --> 0:42:08.760 but let's link up. I had a scholarship in college. 0:42:10.040 --> 0:42:14.920 One semester I failed, so I lost my scholarship and 0:42:15.160 --> 0:42:18.280 wonder Lizzy Grubman paid for me to go back to school. 0:42:18.400 --> 0:42:20.800 How did you know, Lizzie g I was interning for 0:42:20.880 --> 0:42:24.080 her at at her PR company. Okay, yeah, this is 0:42:24.160 --> 0:42:27.000 before after the accident. This is after the accident. Well, 0:42:27.080 --> 0:42:29.320 she was like, let me just and you know what 0:42:29.440 --> 0:42:34.439 that sounds like? That sounds like something Angelina. She paid 0:42:34.480 --> 0:42:37.160 for all them kids, something Angelina Joee would do. Is 0:42:37.200 --> 0:42:39.759 also a good title. I kind of like that. I 0:42:39.880 --> 0:42:43.840 kind of what Angelina Joe. Yeah, and she let her 0:42:43.880 --> 0:42:46.279 little black daughter go to Spelman where the black girls 0:42:46.280 --> 0:42:47.719 should go. She's doing great. 0:42:48.440 --> 0:42:50.759 You know, she's not my best wife, Lizzy girl. She 0:42:50.800 --> 0:42:53.680 didn't give you five hundred dollars. Okay, but Lizzie Grubman 0:42:53.680 --> 0:42:55.640 paid for a whole semester. So that was, you know, 0:42:55.960 --> 0:42:58.000 sixteen thoush sixteen. 0:42:59.200 --> 0:43:01.080 Well, what's going on with Lizzy now? Where she at? 0:43:01.200 --> 0:43:01.480 I don't know. 0:43:01.600 --> 0:43:02.680 You're not saying the wheel. 0:43:05.360 --> 0:43:07.239 I think everybody should be allowed to hit a few 0:43:07.239 --> 0:43:10.040 people in the Hamptons and still walk right because a 0:43:10.120 --> 0:43:10.400 lot of. 0:43:10.480 --> 0:43:13.480 A lot of bad have a funny sentence because the 0:43:13.560 --> 0:43:17.920 people they hit can't walk. You saw that, and you 0:43:18.040 --> 0:43:21.120 see how we worked so hard here yeah, let's talk 0:43:21.120 --> 0:43:26.279 about Facebook. But we forgot about that. But we're here. 0:43:27.440 --> 0:43:30.120 We was really going in. Yeah, you took us there, 0:43:30.160 --> 0:43:31.279 and we have to know. 0:43:31.320 --> 0:43:33.240 I just like to know that you guys brought up whiteness. 0:43:33.239 --> 0:43:35.080 I'm interested in it, and I wanted to know where 0:43:35.120 --> 0:43:35.399 I fall. 0:43:35.440 --> 0:43:37.000 I always that's funny. 0:43:37.040 --> 0:43:38.440 I'm interested in whiteness. 0:43:38.400 --> 0:43:40.600 And you see that you bought it right back, just 0:43:40.760 --> 0:43:41.359 like a white man. 0:43:41.560 --> 0:43:42.239 Just like a white man. 0:43:42.520 --> 0:43:46.520 So you can't be the best. Somewhere, somewhere to the bottom. 0:43:47.440 --> 0:43:54.719 I'm in the Christopher Columbus here more than John Booth 0:43:55.200 --> 0:43:58.280 somewhere did something cool but probably had some bad ideas 0:43:58.280 --> 0:43:58.640 as well. 0:43:58.800 --> 0:44:03.080 Yeah, somewhere between John Booth and like Louis k Okay, 0:44:04.239 --> 0:44:05.600 Louis just pulled his p out. 0:44:06.160 --> 0:44:08.920 He wasn't that bad, but then somebody pulled their dick out. 0:44:09.000 --> 0:44:09.600 You won't look. 0:44:09.880 --> 0:44:11.560 Yeah, he's counting on it. 0:44:11.719 --> 0:44:13.040 No, No, like. 0:44:14.520 --> 0:44:17.919 Like somebody out on the train ones. Yeah, I'm looking 0:44:18.160 --> 0:44:20.480 everywhere else. I'm acting like it's there. You know what 0:44:20.600 --> 0:44:23.400 we've established, Sidney, You somebody pulled that. 0:44:23.440 --> 0:44:26.800 They got No, I'm finding everywhere else. I'm like Sydney, 0:44:26.880 --> 0:44:30.040 that you are going live on that train you know 0:44:30.080 --> 0:44:32.879 I don't have no service back. 0:44:33.560 --> 0:44:35.920 That's so he's not going to see the dick she's 0:44:35.920 --> 0:44:36.799 trying to put the headphones back. 0:44:38.800 --> 0:44:43.040 I'm like, you know what Sydney needs for the house work, 0:44:43.120 --> 0:44:45.879 and she needs that like glasses, kids with the room 0:44:46.120 --> 0:44:46.839 for air. 0:44:48.239 --> 0:44:50.440 With literally just and it would just be the string 0:44:50.760 --> 0:44:55.720 hot yeah. Tailor. Back to the moms on the internet, 0:44:55.960 --> 0:44:59.279 I feel like you have more examples mess of them. Well, 0:44:59.520 --> 0:45:01.120 like we're how long have you and your mother been 0:45:01.160 --> 0:45:02.280 friends on socials? 0:45:02.640 --> 0:45:04.200 Long time? Me and my mom are very close. I 0:45:04.239 --> 0:45:05.759 do have a selfless mom. My mom is great. My 0:45:05.760 --> 0:45:06.719 mom can get away with anything. 0:45:06.760 --> 0:45:09.200 She can send me any memes she on she can do. 0:45:09.280 --> 0:45:10.920 My mom is the best. She raised my brother and 0:45:11.000 --> 0:45:13.520 I by herself, single mom, while working three jobs and 0:45:13.560 --> 0:45:14.520 putting herself through college. 0:45:14.719 --> 0:45:19.600 You know who works too, kids and steps. 0:45:20.280 --> 0:45:22.400 My mom and I love her and so she can 0:45:22.480 --> 0:45:24.160 do whatever she wants on Facebook. But I will say 0:45:24.440 --> 0:45:26.520 I've been on Facebook in years and years, but when 0:45:26.560 --> 0:45:29.239 I was on back in the day, these moms are 0:45:29.320 --> 0:45:32.839 on there speaking of mess exclusive, airing each other out. 0:45:33.040 --> 0:45:34.279 They're airing each other out. 0:45:34.280 --> 0:45:36.279 They're literally geting on Facebook's adest and be like to 0:45:36.360 --> 0:45:38.759 whoever told my daughter down to the school today that 0:45:38.880 --> 0:45:41.080 she couldn't wear a tube top. I told her she 0:45:41.120 --> 0:45:43.640 could wear it next time, call me. And then they're 0:45:43.640 --> 0:45:45.400 in the comments being like she's too young for a 0:45:45.480 --> 0:45:48.480 tube you know, like they're really like going in over there, 0:45:48.520 --> 0:45:49.640 and I love and respect it. 0:45:49.960 --> 0:45:52.960 Yeah, I feel like that generation uses social media differently 0:45:53.000 --> 0:45:56.120 than everybody else. Yeah, because there is full sentences they 0:45:56.239 --> 0:45:58.120 use this Senmi Collin's. 0:45:57.680 --> 0:45:59.799 It's like girl, we use the word us. 0:46:00.160 --> 0:46:04.040 It's a it's seymour that you're gonna have to and 0:46:04.080 --> 0:46:06.719 then you're gonna see the rest of the paracraft aarographs 0:46:06.800 --> 0:46:10.560 roll out and they're giving they're giving full on college dissertation. 0:46:10.840 --> 0:46:13.080 They're they're indenting, they're tabbing in. 0:46:15.160 --> 0:46:17.240 I'm worried that my mom is addicted to the attention 0:46:17.360 --> 0:46:19.600 because she after I did a podcast episode with her 0:46:20.080 --> 0:46:23.239 and people really liked that. Oh she's getting stopped on 0:46:23.239 --> 0:46:24.560 the street for pictures, people love it. 0:46:24.719 --> 0:46:25.160 Shut up. 0:46:25.239 --> 0:46:27.920 But now she's created a profile on every platform that 0:46:28.000 --> 0:46:30.000 she didn't have one to go and comment on stuff, 0:46:30.200 --> 0:46:32.719 Like she created a YouTube account just to comment on 0:46:32.760 --> 0:46:34.640 the video and be like, thank y'all for the love 0:46:35.080 --> 0:46:37.719 I'm so proud of my son, and she's loving the likes. 0:46:37.800 --> 0:46:39.440 I can feel it, I can feel it changing it. 0:46:39.680 --> 0:46:40.880 She worked hard for she made you. 0:46:41.160 --> 0:46:41.600 She didn't. 0:46:42.200 --> 0:46:44.279 She worked hard for that. 0:46:44.640 --> 0:46:46.440 She did. She worked hard for me, and then I 0:46:46.560 --> 0:46:50.640 worked hard for the likes. She kind of into the 0:46:51.040 --> 0:46:54.239 yes mom, the and the likes. 0:46:54.640 --> 0:46:56.640 She wants to do at the shows, which you on 0:46:56.800 --> 0:46:57.880 stage doing. 0:46:58.239 --> 0:47:00.880 At the show. She's at the sh show. She's getting 0:47:00.920 --> 0:47:02.640 real drunk at the shows. That's my girl. 0:47:02.760 --> 0:47:05.680 I think mom's on the internet, like my mom. My 0:47:05.800 --> 0:47:06.360 mom was on the. 0:47:06.400 --> 0:47:10.359 Internet, and she was the type to like give bad 0:47:10.480 --> 0:47:14.239 news in the comments, like you're posting of you in 0:47:14.680 --> 0:47:19.080 your Halloween costume and she's like, oh my god, Uncle 0:47:19.120 --> 0:47:19.960 sugar Doo died. 0:47:20.920 --> 0:47:27.520 Stop like that Sugardo died. Was he diabetic? I don't 0:47:27.560 --> 0:47:29.920 know his name, but that was just that was his nickname. 0:47:29.960 --> 0:47:33.120 I don't know. That's not like he lost the foot, No, 0:47:33.480 --> 0:47:33.800 it's not. 0:47:34.200 --> 0:47:36.640 He had all his limbs, but they called him uncle Sugardo. 0:47:37.280 --> 0:47:39.360 He lived in Little Rock, Arkansas. That feels like a 0:47:39.480 --> 0:47:42.080 name that pairs well with a place, and Little Rock, 0:47:42.160 --> 0:47:43.840 Arkansas has multiple sugar Do. 0:47:44.040 --> 0:47:44.400 Sugar Doo. 0:47:44.600 --> 0:47:48.839 Yeah, he had his refrigerator locked up, chain, chain and lock. 0:47:49.000 --> 0:47:50.640 We could not just go in there and just get 0:47:50.680 --> 0:47:52.960 a nice cold pop. He was like, you're gonna have 0:47:53.040 --> 0:47:54.800 to get that key because I'm tired. 0:47:54.640 --> 0:47:56.120 Of you kids running in and out. 0:47:56.360 --> 0:47:58.560 And he's real, because kids do running in and out. 0:47:58.760 --> 0:48:02.120 He said, you're not drinking on my Oh, they grabbed 0:48:02.120 --> 0:48:02.560 too much. 0:48:02.440 --> 0:48:04.520 From the fridge. My little cousins come over to my 0:48:04.560 --> 0:48:06.480 house in King City and they try to do all 0:48:06.560 --> 0:48:08.120 kinds of crazy shit. They try to eat a popsicle 0:48:08.200 --> 0:48:11.200 on my couch. I said, the couch is more important 0:48:11.239 --> 0:48:12.800 to me than you are. Get off the couch with 0:48:12.880 --> 0:48:13.360 the popsicle. 0:48:13.440 --> 0:48:14.319 What color is the couch. 0:48:14.520 --> 0:48:15.400 The couch is a. 0:48:15.480 --> 0:48:18.680 Light gray and the popsicle is a dark purple. These 0:48:18.719 --> 0:48:20.719 boys are not responsible. They're eating popcorn in the bed. 0:48:21.080 --> 0:48:23.839 I can't believe it. Who raised them? Well, they're being 0:48:23.920 --> 0:48:29.160 raised very progressive. Sounds like my uncle are very progressive. Okay, 0:48:29.360 --> 0:48:31.719 I rethought hitting kids. I've been so anti hitting kids, 0:48:31.760 --> 0:48:33.080 and then sometimes they're at my house and I go, 0:48:33.160 --> 0:48:33.880 I understand it. 0:48:34.800 --> 0:48:37.160 You're anti hitting kids. Maybe don't hit them, but shake 0:48:37.160 --> 0:48:38.080 them a little, never hit them. 0:48:38.120 --> 0:48:41.560 Well, you can't shake them either, because their brains are fragile. 0:48:41.600 --> 0:48:43.000 Maybe shake a kid. 0:48:43.239 --> 0:48:46.240 The kids are not what they used to be. They're indestructible. 0:48:48.200 --> 0:48:50.640 No, I want to talk to you off mic. I 0:48:50.680 --> 0:48:51.239 want to talk to you. 0:48:51.400 --> 0:48:53.759 Yeah, No, you need to talk to on Mike. I 0:48:53.840 --> 0:48:54.680 mean we've been, haven't. 0:48:54.800 --> 0:48:58.520 We've had some some controversial takes here, and they let 0:48:58.600 --> 0:49:00.640 us know in the reviews that they weren't. 0:49:00.800 --> 0:49:02.799 They weren't happy about something said. 0:49:03.120 --> 0:49:06.840 It's so annoyed, you know, I know. And it's also like, 0:49:06.920 --> 0:49:08.920 you know what I don't like Now everyone keeps a 0:49:08.960 --> 0:49:10.560 record the same thing with me. I'll say things and 0:49:10.600 --> 0:49:12.400 people will be like actually, and I'm like, shut up, 0:49:12.719 --> 0:49:15.000 you can there's this whole record now, and everyone expects 0:49:15.000 --> 0:49:15.680 you to be flawless. 0:49:15.680 --> 0:49:16.719 I'm like, I'm not. 0:49:17.040 --> 0:49:19.600 I just want to say sometimes I'm feeling something and 0:49:19.640 --> 0:49:21.760 the vibe is more important than the veracity. 0:49:21.800 --> 0:49:24.080 You know. I just want to let everybody know I'm 0:49:24.080 --> 0:49:27.040 a comedian first. Yeah, I'm saying no, no, no. 0:49:27.040 --> 0:49:31.000 No no, you're a Christian first, Christian faith Christian. 0:49:33.880 --> 0:49:38.400 I'm a comedian in faith first and foremost. Find me 0:49:38.520 --> 0:49:41.239 down at the being a comedian in faith. I have 0:49:41.239 --> 0:49:43.000 a question for you too. Yes, it's been on my mind. 0:49:43.040 --> 0:49:45.200 I was thinking about it on my way over here. Okay, 0:49:45.640 --> 0:49:46.600 the show is called Messy. 0:49:47.000 --> 0:49:50.920 Your two that's mess that you came here. Didn't know 0:49:51.000 --> 0:49:51.600 the title. 0:49:51.600 --> 0:49:52.839 Mess and messy. It's one letter. 0:49:53.280 --> 0:49:54.960 Give me that. 0:49:55.360 --> 0:49:58.680 Messy means that it is, you know in the guise 0:49:58.840 --> 0:50:03.040 of mess. Yeah, mess is mess Like, yeah, mess is marriad. 0:50:03.400 --> 0:50:05.080 This is what I'm not sure where she's arguing, but. 0:50:06.880 --> 0:50:08.680 No, this is a mariment. I need to Yeah, I 0:50:08.760 --> 0:50:09.360 need to check. 0:50:09.239 --> 0:50:11.799 Out your good sister's side. Whatever I say, you'd be like, yep, yeah, 0:50:11.960 --> 0:50:15.719 because you've said multiple things today that I was like, well, 0:50:15.719 --> 0:50:19.920 you're you're edible is defensive, That's what it is. Yeah, 0:50:20.440 --> 0:50:22.600 and you know what, I would do it again. But 0:50:23.160 --> 0:50:27.360 bag glad, she's a woman. I want to do what 0:50:27.360 --> 0:50:29.279 I wanted to be today, you know, and I want 0:50:29.280 --> 0:50:32.120 to be hum that. I want to be my love Doug. 0:50:33.560 --> 0:50:37.400 But science whatever, it doesn't matter. I'm looking for lip bomb. 0:50:37.480 --> 0:50:40.600 What's the question that you're well, your guys dynamic just 0:50:40.680 --> 0:50:42.879 now really leads into the question, which is I want 0:50:42.880 --> 0:50:44.920 to know genuinely and don't please don't lie to. 0:50:44.960 --> 0:50:46.839 Me because I have a barometer for it and I'm 0:50:46.880 --> 0:50:47.480 not feeling it. 0:50:48.280 --> 0:50:52.720 I don't want to hear the truth the liars, first 0:50:53.040 --> 0:50:56.160 liars in second christ by faith. 0:50:56.160 --> 0:50:58.080 I'm a Christian by faith. I want to know in 0:50:58.160 --> 0:51:01.320 y'all's long story, beautiful friendship, Yeah, what is the biggest 0:51:01.360 --> 0:51:02.759 mess that you two have had between the two of you? 0:51:04.040 --> 0:51:04.680 Got your ass? 0:51:05.560 --> 0:51:08.040 I'm thinking, got your ass? So me and City don't 0:51:08.080 --> 0:51:08.719 really have mess. 0:51:08.840 --> 0:51:10.919 Don't lie to me. See this is what I'm talking about. 0:51:10.920 --> 0:51:13.240 You're gonna tell me in your whole friendship, we don't. 0:51:15.280 --> 0:51:15.799 Have a mess. 0:51:16.200 --> 0:51:19.360 That's not what Sydney's eyes are telling me. Sydney, Okay, Well, the. 0:51:19.440 --> 0:51:22.920 Only mess that we had was when we when we 0:51:23.000 --> 0:51:24.719 wanted your birthday trip for Americash. 0:51:24.800 --> 0:51:28.320 That was the only mess. Uh, what happened? Our friend, 0:51:28.760 --> 0:51:31.880 our friend of ours had planned a lot of the stuff, 0:51:32.400 --> 0:51:34.320 and there was because I'm not a planner. Yeah, and 0:51:34.560 --> 0:51:36.040 it's not birthday trip, but I don't want to plan. 0:51:36.520 --> 0:51:38.560 And it was no breaks. It was no breaks, and 0:51:38.719 --> 0:51:40.920 you know, I'm a nap. I need a nap. I'm 0:51:40.920 --> 0:51:42.080 a sleepy ass whole. 0:51:42.160 --> 0:51:44.720 And so you know I didn't travel, you know, eighteen 0:51:44.800 --> 0:51:47.080 hours to go somewhere and then be like fee five 0:51:47.239 --> 0:51:49.640 four FuMB and we're running rip zips up. But it 0:51:49.719 --> 0:51:51.600 was also her birthday, so I was like me, wants 0:51:51.640 --> 0:51:53.239 to run around as well. 0:51:53.560 --> 0:51:54.160 Yeh, what was. 0:51:56.320 --> 0:52:01.920 The itinerary was stacked? It was stacked. Scale send you 0:52:02.200 --> 0:52:06.160 a Google doc trip. Actually I should say I gotta 0:52:06.200 --> 0:52:08.440 I gotta cancel, like yeah, but you know what the 0:52:08.600 --> 0:52:12.960 real mess is here. Sid had the itinerary weeks before 0:52:13.040 --> 0:52:15.800 the trip, never checked it, and then we get on 0:52:15.880 --> 0:52:17.840 the trip. That being said, I also didn't really check it. 0:52:20.600 --> 0:52:22.080 We get there and it was like, oh, this is 0:52:22.160 --> 0:52:24.640 a park, this is a this is a where were 0:52:24.680 --> 0:52:28.560 we garden the gardens and it was like tour guys, 0:52:30.040 --> 0:52:33.239 biographic ass tour. No, it be fine, but it was 0:52:33.320 --> 0:52:35.400 like we've been friends for you. We've never had a 0:52:35.480 --> 0:52:38.080 nine terran. We go with the flow. We vibes only 0:52:38.320 --> 0:52:41.640 go somewhere. I'm not touching. We touched down. We know somebody, 0:52:41.719 --> 0:52:44.799 We post hey, we hear, We get twenty texts, hey 0:52:44.920 --> 0:52:47.160 come here it. We get in free. We ain't worried 0:52:47.200 --> 0:52:48.279 about I'm not hearing any mess. 0:52:48.440 --> 0:52:48.640 Yeah. 0:52:48.920 --> 0:52:50.080 So what I'm trying to say to you is we 0:52:50.200 --> 0:52:52.120 haven't really you know, there was a mess. We was 0:52:52.160 --> 0:52:55.520 in a desert. Baby, we drove ten eleven hours to 0:52:55.640 --> 0:52:57.800 the desert, and I said, oh this my well go 0:52:57.920 --> 0:53:00.120 to Morocco and doesn't go to the Sahara Desert. I 0:53:00.200 --> 0:53:00.759 didn't know that. 0:53:01.000 --> 0:53:03.320 So what I didn't know that we was driving in 0:53:03.440 --> 0:53:07.160 a little It was in the itinerary in a little 0:53:07.239 --> 0:53:10.800 ass was seven of the Google doc you need to 0:53:10.840 --> 0:53:11.120 tap in. 0:53:11.280 --> 0:53:12.120 So where's the mess? Y'all? 0:53:12.120 --> 0:53:12.520 Gotten to fight? 0:53:12.600 --> 0:53:12.960 The two of you? 0:53:14.680 --> 0:53:19.319 I cried, sorry because because of something between the two. 0:53:21.120 --> 0:53:22.160 But she didn't make the itinerary. 0:53:22.239 --> 0:53:25.160 So also I didn't know that. I was like, you 0:53:25.200 --> 0:53:27.480 would plan something like this. Was like, girl, you know 0:53:27.600 --> 0:53:28.479 I didn't plan nothing. 0:53:28.560 --> 0:53:31.239 I was like, all right, cool, cool, Well we was. 0:53:31.360 --> 0:53:33.680 We was in tents and it was the tense where 0:53:34.239 --> 0:53:36.080 like it was all three of us and there's a 0:53:36.120 --> 0:53:40.120 little veil. You could hear, you could smell somebody pooping, ping, 0:53:40.880 --> 0:53:42.359 showering that I could see. 0:53:42.440 --> 0:53:45.200 I could see your uterus. Like it was a lot. 0:53:45.920 --> 0:53:48.200 But that's how it made us closer, actually made it. 0:53:48.400 --> 0:53:51.160 To answer your question, there hasn't really been no mess 0:53:51.239 --> 0:53:53.640 between us, y'all just put on a master cross in lying. 0:53:55.760 --> 0:53:58.800 Telling lying, Sydney is telling you a story about a 0:53:58.840 --> 0:54:02.960 girl's trip where uh, somebody cried, that's what girls trips are. Yeah, 0:54:03.800 --> 0:54:06.719 I don't go on if you don't. If you First 0:54:06.719 --> 0:54:09.920 of all, we went on a ten day with Max. 0:54:10.000 --> 0:54:13.279 Too many Dan days. That's there. No like girls that much, 0:54:13.360 --> 0:54:14.120 including Listbi. 0:54:14.239 --> 0:54:15.600 I don't do trips with girls anymore. 0:54:16.280 --> 0:54:17.160 Oh, I'm off it. 0:54:17.400 --> 0:54:20.719 I love women, all loved women, yes, but trips with 0:54:20.840 --> 0:54:23.080 women you have to be built. Even as a game man, 0:54:23.120 --> 0:54:23.799 you have to be built. 0:54:24.400 --> 0:54:27.960 Murray, I can't ride my Marie. You giving up element. 0:54:29.920 --> 0:54:32.239 The last ten minutes of Marie first of all, baked 0:54:32.280 --> 0:54:32.759 out of her mind. 0:54:33.160 --> 0:54:35.440 Just let me just take everything out of the clawing 0:54:35.600 --> 0:54:37.800 through the purse, apple headphone. 0:54:37.680 --> 0:54:38.239 Just going, just going. 0:54:38.320 --> 0:54:41.000 Yeah, Marks was crazy face masks, this is. 0:54:41.160 --> 0:54:42.799 Nuts, this is nuts. 0:54:42.800 --> 0:54:44.520 And he just gave it to eye under eye. 0:54:44.640 --> 0:54:48.719 Think for anyone that's just listening and not watching. I'm 0:54:48.840 --> 0:54:54.120 coming to you live from the recording mill. They brought 0:54:54.160 --> 0:54:57.240 me to Times Square, These girls brought me to Times 0:54:57.239 --> 0:54:59.400 Square to go through their purse and ignore me. 0:54:59.719 --> 0:55:02.719 No, I would, I would never, Caleb, I've been locked 0:55:02.760 --> 0:55:03.520 in with They put me. 0:55:03.520 --> 0:55:07.239 In the Christopher Columbus Tier of Whites, and then they 0:55:07.320 --> 0:55:11.040 started going through their bags and now they're sharing products 0:55:11.080 --> 0:55:11.600 and tips. 0:55:12.360 --> 0:55:13.719 I'm been mistreated, but I love. 0:55:13.640 --> 0:55:16.800 That you asked this question because when people ask about 0:55:16.840 --> 0:55:19.920 me and I'm like, yo, the reason why we have 0:55:20.080 --> 0:55:20.560 not made it. 0:55:20.600 --> 0:55:23.200 To the top is because we put our friendship first. Yeah, 0:55:23.280 --> 0:55:24.480 you can give you a stuff on each other a 0:55:24.480 --> 0:55:24.799 little bit. 0:55:24.840 --> 0:55:28.360 I'd rather have no money, you know, podcasts just doing okay, 0:55:28.960 --> 0:55:31.399 then like us, you know, have a million dollar deal 0:55:31.840 --> 0:55:32.160 and then. 0:55:32.120 --> 0:55:34.480 Hate each other million dollars and this will be our 0:55:34.560 --> 0:55:39.080 last episode. Yeah yeah, all right, let me head out. 0:55:39.280 --> 0:55:42.640 Here we go, here we go. Everything. I took out 0:55:42.640 --> 0:55:43.080 the person. 0:55:43.920 --> 0:55:45.680 But you know, you know some people who link up 0:55:45.719 --> 0:55:48.520 and start doing you know, work together and like collaborating 0:55:48.560 --> 0:55:51.000 and then be duos whatever, and they literally hate each 0:55:51.000 --> 0:55:53.399 other just together because they're making money. 0:55:53.480 --> 0:55:56.560 And I said, I rather not make money and be 0:55:56.719 --> 0:56:03.560 with my No, I'm saying that is listening. 0:56:04.000 --> 0:56:08.160 Yeah, well, you ever have true friendship, then the bag 0:56:08.600 --> 0:56:09.439 I wasn't a friend. 0:56:09.880 --> 0:56:12.680 I wouldn't by the way, by the way, yeah not me. 0:56:12.920 --> 0:56:14.880 I'm different, but God bless I love that. 0:56:16.360 --> 0:56:20.399 God bless. I would sell either one of you out 0:56:20.480 --> 0:56:22.279 for for a two hundred dollars. 0:56:22.360 --> 0:56:24.600 And that's why you in the Columbus cheer of what. 0:56:27.080 --> 0:56:29.800 No, I'm kidding, y'all know I'm kidding. 0:56:48.040 --> 0:56:49.480 Oh, here's my good wife. 0:56:50.880 --> 0:56:52.600 I would do anything to hear my name right now. 0:56:53.440 --> 0:56:56.680 I would do anything name right now. God, if you 0:56:56.719 --> 0:56:59.439 can hear me, put my name on Marie's heart, God, 0:56:59.480 --> 0:57:00.120 if you can hear me. 0:57:00.280 --> 0:57:01.880 Okay, I just want you to know, this has been 0:57:01.920 --> 0:57:04.080 the messiest episode we've had. That's my goal. 0:57:04.360 --> 0:57:04.919 That's my goal. 0:57:05.400 --> 0:57:05.960 The purse. 0:57:06.360 --> 0:57:07.839 The purse was unacceptable. 0:57:10.280 --> 0:57:12.680 That's in the running tour was unacceptable. 0:57:13.280 --> 0:57:16.120 The purse was a stone too fall. The purse was 0:57:16.160 --> 0:57:18.919 in front to me, in front of God. The purse 0:57:19.080 --> 0:57:19.600 was not right. 0:57:20.360 --> 0:57:22.400 When I watched a movie of my life with the 0:57:22.560 --> 0:57:24.920 Lord and he says, why you pull your purse out? 0:57:25.000 --> 0:57:30.080 And yeah, goode stuff buying lips were dry and he said, okay, 0:57:30.160 --> 0:57:33.240 well now you now, now you get one more. 0:57:34.000 --> 0:57:34.520 That's gonna go. 0:57:34.600 --> 0:57:37.600 I say, you the best white to do your podcast? 0:57:37.640 --> 0:57:39.360 And you started going through your purse. He's gonna cry. 0:57:39.720 --> 0:57:41.720 I need. I need everybody in this room right now, 0:57:42.000 --> 0:57:44.840 that's that's watching us before this, to think of their 0:57:44.920 --> 0:57:46.720 best white. And I'm gonna ask y'all at the end 0:57:46.720 --> 0:57:47.320 of the episode. 0:57:47.400 --> 0:57:49.240 I think mine is Dolly Parton, but I don't want 0:57:49.280 --> 0:57:50.560 to make it all about that. It just kind of 0:57:50.560 --> 0:57:51.680 came back to that organically. 0:57:51.920 --> 0:57:57.120 Never showed her man. Yeah, okay, she keeps him put away, hiding. 0:57:57.320 --> 0:58:01.320 He's in hiding. She's always had very large breast. But 0:58:01.480 --> 0:58:04.480 she doesn't ask like. She doesn't act like a like 0:58:04.600 --> 0:58:07.360 a triple titty, you know, I mean not triple titty. 0:58:07.600 --> 0:58:10.560 She doesn't act like a triple dye lady. You know 0:58:10.760 --> 0:58:12.520 she Actually it seems very demure. 0:58:12.680 --> 0:58:13.360 She's a double age. 0:58:13.360 --> 0:58:20.160 Actually, yes, she's a double if I knew that as 0:58:20.240 --> 0:58:21.960 somebody who doesn't care about women so much. 0:58:22.200 --> 0:58:26.640 Yeah, oh, ladies, When did I say I don't care 0:58:26.680 --> 0:58:27.080 about women? 0:58:27.240 --> 0:58:31.120 You said women and girls, strips and y'all and with girls. 0:58:31.240 --> 0:58:34.000 I mean, it's crazy the things y'all can get bent 0:58:34.040 --> 0:58:38.080 out of shape about. Excuse me, wow, Garden, it's crazy. 0:58:38.200 --> 0:58:38.640 You agree? 0:58:38.880 --> 0:58:41.320 I agree? Because that was the tears in the desert. 0:58:41.480 --> 0:58:43.520 Yeah, all of a sudden, someone's crying in the living room. 0:58:43.680 --> 0:58:44.840 Like I just feel like if we're going to sit 0:58:44.920 --> 0:58:46.600 at the pool, like everyone should be notified. It's like, 0:58:46.640 --> 0:58:48.520 come out to the pool, bitch, Like, what is going on? 0:58:48.960 --> 0:58:55.040 First? Of all. Marie was no, no, no, Marie will 0:58:55.120 --> 0:58:59.080 not even notify it because she's on edibals, just on mushrooms, 0:58:59.160 --> 0:59:00.680 chilling like most of. 0:59:00.720 --> 0:59:04.320 The desert and doesn't do shrooms. So your sober best 0:59:04.400 --> 0:59:09.560 friend ten days off you celebrate. Yeah, you know what 0:59:10.000 --> 0:59:14.600 saying it like that. It doesn't sound like see where 0:59:14.720 --> 0:59:17.400 I messed up. It's not like ten days on because 0:59:17.520 --> 0:59:18.240 you invited me. 0:59:18.480 --> 0:59:22.840 Yeah, you invited me that. No, no, no no, because 0:59:22.880 --> 0:59:24.640 that's what I was crying about, and that. I was like, 0:59:24.720 --> 0:59:26.480 you don't even need me here? Well am I here? 0:59:26.840 --> 0:59:30.360 Yeah? And she was like, no, what you were crying to? 0:59:31.040 --> 0:59:37.120 I hate tell me if you were crying, hold on 0:59:39.920 --> 0:59:45.560 because because Sydney is the only person who can make 0:59:45.640 --> 0:59:48.720 me cry my own tears. Yeah, and you know, I'm 0:59:48.800 --> 0:59:51.280 good for a good cry, like at least once a year. 0:59:52.640 --> 0:59:55.160 And it happened in America, And it happened in America. 0:59:57.600 --> 0:59:58.200 This is twice. 0:59:58.280 --> 1:00:00.560 The other time you cried was into but you cried 1:00:00.600 --> 1:00:02.080 because you were on mushrooms and you were having a 1:00:02.080 --> 1:00:02.400 good time. 1:00:02.680 --> 1:00:06.320 The mushrooms is a is throughout. Yeah, it's the theme 1:00:06.360 --> 1:00:08.640 of everything. You know. I like to feel good on 1:00:08.680 --> 1:00:11.480 my birthday, but the whole day to feel like I 1:00:11.680 --> 1:00:14.560 just floated through it and maybe I fell off a camel. 1:00:14.960 --> 1:00:17.720 And yeah, my friend cried in a tent while our 1:00:17.760 --> 1:00:18.800 friend was pooping next. 1:00:18.640 --> 1:00:22.160 To me, crying my own tears in Marrakesh. Yeah, another memoir, 1:00:22.320 --> 1:00:24.920 beautiful Tears in Marrakesh. 1:00:25.000 --> 1:00:27.800 I also was having a like a schmid life crisis 1:00:28.440 --> 1:00:32.400 while we were in mary A, Marrakesh. I was having 1:00:32.400 --> 1:00:35.200 a schmid life crisis. And I was just like, I'm old, 1:00:36.040 --> 1:00:38.640 I can't hang. I need a nap, Like I'm not fun, 1:00:38.800 --> 1:00:40.360 I'm sober. She was cranky. 1:00:40.680 --> 1:00:40.919 Yeah. 1:00:41.320 --> 1:00:44.200 Also, we was in a car for eleven hours Marine 1:00:48.720 --> 1:00:50.600 and then Marie and she's like, girl, you on me. 1:00:50.680 --> 1:00:58.440 It's like girl, this off. I'm like, okay, okay, are you. 1:01:00.280 --> 1:01:00.960 Hold on you? 1:01:01.480 --> 1:01:05.760 I am a person of good posture, right, and I 1:01:06.000 --> 1:01:09.560 like my personal space. We all have at least one friend. 1:01:09.840 --> 1:01:12.240 They like to lean on you. They lean on me, 1:01:12.560 --> 1:01:16.400 like Sidney is very much a leaner. Sidney's a put 1:01:16.480 --> 1:01:18.360 my feet under your but like you know what I'm saying, 1:01:18.480 --> 1:01:25.040 Like Sydney is a she's lying. Also, she's lying. I'm 1:01:25.080 --> 1:01:27.840 killing the truth. The seats in the car were like this, 1:01:28.080 --> 1:01:31.439 and it's four of us on in the aisle. Girl 1:01:33.840 --> 1:01:35.440 was like, I'm not sitting in the middle. I'm not. 1:01:35.520 --> 1:01:40.840 She refused birth. So I'm in the middle seat and 1:01:40.960 --> 1:01:43.960 we're doing this and my knee touch you. That's not 1:01:44.200 --> 1:01:47.240 what happened. That's not hold on, that's not what happened. 1:01:47.280 --> 1:01:47.960 Can I also just. 1:01:47.960 --> 1:01:50.840 Call out before you go off to you being like, 1:01:51.040 --> 1:01:53.840 we've never really had mesks cuts. 1:01:54.520 --> 1:02:05.280 Both in the sah get it right. There's two types 1:02:05.320 --> 1:02:08.280 of people in the world. You're sitting in a car, 1:02:08.720 --> 1:02:12.919 we turn a corner, you lean obviously, that's how gravity works. 1:02:14.320 --> 1:02:16.560 You lean in and then you pick up, or you 1:02:16.760 --> 1:02:18.520 lean in after the turn and you just stay there. 1:02:18.640 --> 1:02:22.520 Sidney is a staate there. I cannot sit a state. 1:02:22.760 --> 1:02:25.360 Marie isn't very much. My space is my space and 1:02:25.440 --> 1:02:27.880 I need everybody. Marie would be like, this is my 1:02:28.040 --> 1:02:29.240 space and it's a lot of space. 1:02:30.040 --> 1:02:31.760 She got all the space. It's how is it a 1:02:31.840 --> 1:02:34.680 lot of space? She's a tiny girl, but the space 1:02:34.800 --> 1:02:39.000 is wide, tiny girl, big spaceople big world. 1:02:39.560 --> 1:02:41.960 People in this world. Dolly Parton and Sydney's manager. 1:02:44.920 --> 1:02:47.640 Three types of people in the world. Dolly Parton, Sydney's 1:02:47.680 --> 1:02:52.160 manager Lizzy Grubman shout out to you where you at? 1:02:53.280 --> 1:02:55.400 I don't even know where we are at with time. 1:02:56.680 --> 1:02:59.000 Fabulous, Wait we have we need to read a message 1:02:59.520 --> 1:03:02.840 message you know, we'll roll you out because I feel 1:03:02.880 --> 1:03:03.640 like we got so much. 1:03:03.920 --> 1:03:07.040 We really you really gave, girl, we are giving. I 1:03:07.160 --> 1:03:09.320 hope these microphones are on, because if not, y'all missed 1:03:09.360 --> 1:03:10.320 a hell of an episode. 1:03:12.320 --> 1:03:14.920 I would well, by the way I've done that, I've 1:03:15.680 --> 1:03:17.880 done a two hour, two or four so on someone's 1:03:17.880 --> 1:03:19.600 podcast and at the end looked over to the producer 1:03:19.640 --> 1:03:25.920 and be like, it's well, normally the lights like episode, 1:03:27.280 --> 1:03:28.840 my Joe Rogan episode is gonna come out. 1:03:28.920 --> 1:03:29.760 Yeah, I'm just kidding. 1:03:29.760 --> 1:03:31.920 I would never that is crazy. 1:03:32.120 --> 1:03:33.440 He wouldn't have me on. He's scared. 1:03:33.600 --> 1:03:36.120 Wait, you would do Joe Rogan, Joe Rogan. 1:03:36.120 --> 1:03:37.680 I would go on Joe Rogan and change that young 1:03:37.720 --> 1:03:38.240 man's life. 1:03:38.680 --> 1:03:42.440 You young I would like to see that. Actually, it's 1:03:42.520 --> 1:03:44.080 kind of old old. 1:03:44.440 --> 1:03:46.240 It was kind of funny to call me on. I thought, yeah, 1:03:46.520 --> 1:03:47.840 I would have he would be a he would be 1:03:47.880 --> 1:03:48.880 a Burnie supporter by the end. 1:03:48.960 --> 1:03:52.280 You know what's mess agism? I'm about tie to everybody's 1:03:52.520 --> 1:03:58.920 old really, and the thing is. It's like if I 1:03:59.040 --> 1:04:03.560 was in your situation, Wait what your wife? Okay, Luigi, you're. 1:04:03.360 --> 1:04:05.920 Getting up assassinating me right now, and. 1:04:08.640 --> 1:04:10.640 You know you're Americans three hearts, so you're not going 1:04:10.680 --> 1:04:11.240 to jail for that. 1:04:11.440 --> 1:04:12.920 You're saying that you're against ageism. 1:04:13.040 --> 1:04:14.840 Is like when Chick fil A has those cows holding 1:04:14.880 --> 1:04:16.520 the sign that say eat more chickens. 1:04:17.680 --> 1:04:21.040 Can we add Luigi to the list of whites? Oh yeah, 1:04:21.400 --> 1:04:23.760 you're gonna put him go to bed? Where are you putting? 1:04:23.800 --> 1:04:24.000 Good? 1:04:24.200 --> 1:04:26.600 Until I learned that he got captured out of McDonald's, 1:04:26.640 --> 1:04:29.480 and then it's like, baby, my number one thing we 1:04:29.840 --> 1:04:32.320 should have gone, here's Olive Garden. That's why I think 1:04:32.320 --> 1:04:34.240 it's not really him was not the move. 1:04:34.400 --> 1:04:36.560 If he did kill that man, and I don't free him. 1:04:36.560 --> 1:04:38.400 I don't think he did. But if he did kill 1:04:38.440 --> 1:04:41.680 that man, Altuna was not the move. Altuna Pennsylvania was 1:04:41.760 --> 1:04:42.400 not the escape. 1:04:42.840 --> 1:04:45.680 But to have the gun with you, yeah, have like 1:04:45.880 --> 1:04:48.800 a letter that's like I didn't why would you. 1:04:49.000 --> 1:04:50.600 Here's what I'm going to say about the Luigi thing 1:04:51.320 --> 1:04:54.760 to that CEO, that man who had a wife and kids, right, 1:04:54.800 --> 1:04:58.240 and a guy who was a normal guy. They better 1:04:58.680 --> 1:05:00.320 his family. Better hope that I don't it on the 1:05:00.400 --> 1:05:02.120 jury because Luigi is going home. 1:05:03.240 --> 1:05:04.480 I'm sending him home. 1:05:04.400 --> 1:05:05.920 Now, and I just want to say, this is how 1:05:06.080 --> 1:05:07.160 un serious America. 1:05:07.680 --> 1:05:09.880 He'll be having meat balls with Nana by Sunday night. 1:05:10.160 --> 1:05:13.000 I'm sending him home. Well, hold on, he's going home. 1:05:13.400 --> 1:05:16.479 He's going home. Brother, I don't care. I'm a little 1:05:16.640 --> 1:05:17.440 interested in what he did. 1:05:18.800 --> 1:05:23.160 Luigi the white O J. Simpson of this generation. He 1:05:23.600 --> 1:05:28.960 might be no, but I'm just saying, like, in terms 1:05:29.000 --> 1:05:31.320 of like a trial that will capture the nation, it's 1:05:31.360 --> 1:05:34.160 definitely gonna be. Yeah. Yeah, brothers. 1:05:34.440 --> 1:05:36.400 Yeah that was yeah. 1:05:38.160 --> 1:05:42.120 Yeah's interesting when they was buying all that stuff. 1:05:42.440 --> 1:05:44.439 Their parents, Yeah, their parents. 1:05:45.720 --> 1:05:48.400 Oh how was that agent? Because I don't identify as 1:05:48.440 --> 1:05:50.360 a Menendez brother trial fan. 1:05:50.680 --> 1:05:53.760 Yeah, you know what, we got some mess we'll read 1:05:53.880 --> 1:05:58.680 some we do messages here. We were supposed to do 1:05:59.480 --> 1:06:01.920 messy and just living. But I feel like the whole episode, Bro, 1:06:02.000 --> 1:06:03.800 there's no supposed to this is mess. 1:06:04.120 --> 1:06:08.080 Yeah, it felt like mess. Okay, yeah, here we go, 1:06:08.440 --> 1:06:11.920 you already Yeah, tapped in walked in the title. My 1:06:12.080 --> 1:06:16.640 friends like him, but he likes me period period. You know, 1:06:16.720 --> 1:06:19.560 I'm here for it. Hey, y'all. So boom, that's the 1:06:19.600 --> 1:06:24.640 first sentence. Let's go started, So boom. Me and Calli 1:06:24.760 --> 1:06:27.560 are homegirls. She tells me there's this fine ass guy 1:06:27.640 --> 1:06:29.560 that starts at her job and she has a crush. 1:06:29.960 --> 1:06:30.760 His name is Henry. 1:06:31.240 --> 1:06:33.280 She brings him around, and I can tell he's clearly 1:06:33.360 --> 1:06:35.560 not into her. You could tell I don't like the 1:06:35.600 --> 1:06:39.200 way you wrote that friend as a friend. He's clearly 1:06:39.320 --> 1:06:42.680 ni aanswer. You feel good about that, You feel good 1:06:42.680 --> 1:06:43.400 about writing. 1:06:43.200 --> 1:06:46.320 That wishful thinking on her end. So over the last 1:06:46.360 --> 1:06:48.800 seven months we've all hung out as a group, about 1:06:48.880 --> 1:06:51.520 eight of us all together. I realized I like the 1:06:51.640 --> 1:06:55.840 nigga too, okay, so boom. So one day I tell him, 1:06:56.720 --> 1:06:58.760 but only because I thought Calli was hooking up with 1:06:58.840 --> 1:07:01.560 someone else in the group. Henry tells me he's digging 1:07:01.640 --> 1:07:05.800 me too. Turns out she wasn't hooking up, but she 1:07:05.920 --> 1:07:10.120 later tells me she sees herself marry Henry queen mind jew. 1:07:10.280 --> 1:07:12.320 He does not like her at all. She's just not 1:07:12.400 --> 1:07:12.880 his speed. 1:07:13.800 --> 1:07:15.320 Callie is my delusional queen. 1:07:15.400 --> 1:07:15.840 I love her. 1:07:15.840 --> 1:07:16.960 I would do anything for Callie. 1:07:17.160 --> 1:07:20.120 Me and Henry are vibing. Oh d. He doesn't want 1:07:20.200 --> 1:07:22.360 drama because he likes the friend group and he works 1:07:22.440 --> 1:07:25.000 with Callie. He doesn't want to hurt her feelings. I'm like, 1:07:25.200 --> 1:07:27.560 fuck it, just tell her the truth. You don't like 1:07:27.640 --> 1:07:30.800 her life isn't fair? Am I wrong for this? We 1:07:31.040 --> 1:07:33.880 grown just because you like someone, that does not mean 1:07:33.960 --> 1:07:37.440 you called dibbs. Unless he secretly likes her, but I 1:07:37.520 --> 1:07:39.760 don't think so. This is back this back and forth 1:07:39.800 --> 1:07:40.360 that she wrote. 1:07:40.760 --> 1:07:42.920 But that's how I know she's the psychopath, because the 1:07:42.960 --> 1:07:45.720 way she's like talking to us, talking to herself is 1:07:45.760 --> 1:07:46.080 a lot. 1:07:46.280 --> 1:07:49.400 It's well written, though, Yeah, because I'm following the train 1:07:49.480 --> 1:07:52.000 of thought. Unless he secretly likes her, but I don't 1:07:52.040 --> 1:07:54.840 think so, because she's made her interest very known and 1:07:54.960 --> 1:07:58.080 he hasn't acted at all. She thinks he's scared of 1:07:58.240 --> 1:08:00.880 the pussy. Wow, but me and him made out. 1:08:01.040 --> 1:08:04.520 Calli is so fucking real. Way, Kelly is so fucking real? 1:08:04.640 --> 1:08:07.240 Callie? I love you girl. Wait, no, Calli is the 1:08:07.400 --> 1:08:09.320 friend this is you're talking about? 1:08:09.320 --> 1:08:11.560 The friend is the delusional one that thinks he's scared 1:08:11.600 --> 1:08:13.120 of the pussy. Yes, that's Callie. 1:08:13.200 --> 1:08:14.200 Yeah, I'm riding with Cali. 1:08:14.240 --> 1:08:17.040 Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, I got one 1:08:17.120 --> 1:08:20.960 more Okay, from the top. He thinks she's scared of 1:08:21.040 --> 1:08:22.800 the pussy. But me and him made out and I 1:08:22.880 --> 1:08:25.840 kissed his dick, so if he wanted to, he would. 1:08:25.960 --> 1:08:28.920 What y'all think war misregards. 1:08:31.840 --> 1:08:36.240 So my thoughts is this mess call is an icon, 1:08:36.920 --> 1:08:39.720 Henry is irrelevant, and this person needs to go fuck 1:08:39.760 --> 1:08:41.720 someone else. If your friend likes him, go fuck someone else. 1:08:41.720 --> 1:08:43.960 There's a million people to fuck. Why does it have 1:08:44.120 --> 1:08:46.559 to be the person your friend likes that she works with? Weirdo? 1:08:47.040 --> 1:08:48.680 Yeah, but why are you trying to hook up with 1:08:48.760 --> 1:08:49.680 somebody that you work with? 1:08:49.960 --> 1:08:53.240 Calie is one of the realist person people I've ever 1:08:53.320 --> 1:08:56.400 heard of. I love Calli. She's delusional, she's messy, she's 1:08:56.439 --> 1:08:58.760 out of her mind. I'm obsessed with Callie, So. 1:08:59.000 --> 1:09:02.840 Is the person who wrote this email. Yeah, and out 1:09:02.880 --> 1:09:03.599 of her mind as well. 1:09:03.720 --> 1:09:05.080 She's out of her mind in a way that's mean 1:09:05.160 --> 1:09:05.719 to her friend. 1:09:06.040 --> 1:09:09.720 Yeah, and that's that's that's my main issue is the 1:09:09.760 --> 1:09:13.120 way she How you write a story is basically how 1:09:13.240 --> 1:09:15.240 you're going to be perceived and how you Because I 1:09:15.280 --> 1:09:17.040 would say I don't think he's into her, but I 1:09:17.160 --> 1:09:19.560 was like, he's he's foolish, because why is he not 1:09:19.680 --> 1:09:20.160 in my friend? 1:09:20.240 --> 1:09:21.320 My friend is a catch I have. 1:09:22.400 --> 1:09:25.479 I have never had dick in my life good enough 1:09:25.520 --> 1:09:26.839 to hurt my friend's feelings about. 1:09:26.680 --> 1:09:30.240 It a man forever ever, ever once And that's good Dick. 1:09:30.520 --> 1:09:33.280 Thank you, Sam. Why why why? 1:09:33.360 --> 1:09:35.760 I just don't there's so many people to fuck. Why 1:09:35.840 --> 1:09:37.800 does it have to be to me? What Liz is 1:09:37.840 --> 1:09:40.439 there's something unprocessed in you. You're getting off on the 1:09:40.479 --> 1:09:41.800 fact that he likes you and not your. 1:09:41.760 --> 1:09:45.040 Friends, and that is the mess and that's why the man. 1:09:45.800 --> 1:09:47.800 Thank you for writing this girl. But you know we 1:09:48.040 --> 1:09:51.200 we are listening and judging, and I'm gonna stay. 1:09:54.320 --> 1:09:57.120 Yes, I'm judging you based off like your friendship, like, 1:09:57.400 --> 1:10:00.560 because it doesn't matter if this guy like you or 1:10:00.640 --> 1:10:03.040 her whatever, The most important thing is the friendship. 1:10:03.120 --> 1:10:05.280 Also, she says, life's not fair. 1:10:05.479 --> 1:10:07.320 Is not more of a reason for you to be 1:10:07.360 --> 1:10:08.240 fair to your friends? 1:10:08.360 --> 1:10:12.320 Yes, but you can be fair to your friends, be fair? 1:10:12.439 --> 1:10:14.800 Come on, but how is this your friend? 1:10:14.880 --> 1:10:15.000 If? 1:10:15.160 --> 1:10:15.680 And like? 1:10:17.240 --> 1:10:19.280 For me, it's a it's a couple of different things. 1:10:19.479 --> 1:10:22.040 One if Henry doesn't like her, he needed to say 1:10:22.120 --> 1:10:26.519 something that you're just like I like we work together, 1:10:26.600 --> 1:10:28.360 and I like the friend group but you don't like 1:10:28.439 --> 1:10:32.519 my friend, so tell her or make that clear. Don't 1:10:32.560 --> 1:10:34.240 be in my face and then for her to be 1:10:34.360 --> 1:10:36.080 like I thought she was hooking up with someone else? 1:10:36.479 --> 1:10:38.160 Is this your friend or not? Is your friend? You 1:10:38.200 --> 1:10:41.760 would know? You would find my friend app you know 1:10:41.840 --> 1:10:45.720 where she at, know who she hooking up with? Yeats 1:10:48.160 --> 1:10:50.439 nothing about it here about him? Also, you you can 1:10:50.560 --> 1:10:52.800 tell this is this is young gals. This is a 1:10:52.880 --> 1:10:55.160 young gal thing, because when you're a little bit older, 1:10:55.200 --> 1:10:57.559 you're like, I'm tired, I don't I don't care. Everybody 1:10:57.600 --> 1:10:59.960 can go. I don't have time for I'm Also that's 1:11:00.080 --> 1:11:03.360 still young. But also, girl, you know you're not gonna 1:11:03.360 --> 1:11:05.920 be with Henry Fevor. So you get it in what 1:11:06.000 --> 1:11:08.040 you fit it in. You know, it's be nice to 1:11:08.160 --> 1:11:11.200 your friend, be nice to your her and bang him 1:11:11.240 --> 1:11:18.920 behind her back? Marie Mary, I wouldn't, But like, why 1:11:19.000 --> 1:11:22.320 would you not tell her that? Y'all? Are I up? 1:11:22.479 --> 1:11:24.680 I messed up? And this is you know now I'm 1:11:24.720 --> 1:11:27.080 looking at the friend that wrote the thing. Yeah, oh 1:11:27.160 --> 1:11:29.200 hey girl, you know man Henry was hanging out this 1:11:29.320 --> 1:11:32.040 weekend And now she's like, what happened? Well, what did 1:11:32.080 --> 1:11:34.040 she say? I kissed his dick, I kiss his dick. 1:11:34.240 --> 1:11:37.160 Well, you know, I think I famously told this story 1:11:37.400 --> 1:11:40.240 on unofficial expert but like I hooked up with her 1:11:40.320 --> 1:11:43.479 friend's ex boyfriend or fiance. 1:11:44.479 --> 1:11:53.040 Wait, hold on, maybe child's father. Yeah, no, that it 1:11:53.200 --> 1:11:54.160 was her at the time. 1:11:54.280 --> 1:11:56.200 No, no, no, no, no, they had it was already done. 1:11:56.280 --> 1:11:58.800 They were no longer you know, none of that. But 1:11:59.120 --> 1:12:01.519 I had came in to the group later on and 1:12:01.680 --> 1:12:04.640 so I missed all that part. But you know, I 1:12:04.760 --> 1:12:08.080 will say that's top five things I regret. I wish 1:12:08.160 --> 1:12:10.439 I never did it. It was not worth it, and 1:12:10.640 --> 1:12:12.760 she ended up like trying to snatch my bangs out 1:12:12.800 --> 1:12:15.120 of my hair in a dressing room and it wasn't 1:12:15.120 --> 1:12:16.479 worth it because I was a dressing room. 1:12:17.040 --> 1:12:17.400 Pasha. 1:12:17.600 --> 1:12:21.640 We was in Pasha Pasha downstairs and we were in 1:12:21.720 --> 1:12:24.680 a dressing room and she was like working that night 1:12:24.960 --> 1:12:26.960 and I and I was like kind of a go 1:12:27.080 --> 1:12:28.479 go dancer, but not really, I was just it. 1:12:28.640 --> 1:12:30.400 They just they was like Sidney, we like you you 1:12:30.520 --> 1:12:32.280 get up there, you know, you look a mess, but 1:12:32.360 --> 1:12:32.760 it's fine. 1:12:33.360 --> 1:12:36.240 But she was like, you don't work here, And I said, 1:12:36.280 --> 1:12:38.320 that's crazy because I just got a tax return from 1:12:38.360 --> 1:12:40.800 this place. So I do. I do work here, but 1:12:40.960 --> 1:12:43.400 I was saying this to an OG person who actually 1:12:43.520 --> 1:12:45.519 works there for real, and all I know is she 1:12:45.680 --> 1:12:48.200 lunged after me, tried to snatch my bangs right off, 1:12:48.479 --> 1:12:50.519 and I think, shout out to the girl, Shout out 1:12:50.560 --> 1:12:52.360 to the girl who did my sew in, because it 1:12:52.439 --> 1:12:53.400 was it was attacked. 1:12:53.520 --> 1:12:59.040 I think I saw this episode of Really the Bang 1:12:59.120 --> 1:12:59.920 Snatch episode. 1:13:00.200 --> 1:13:02.880 Yeah, I can remember, but I'm illusional because I was like, 1:13:03.000 --> 1:13:04.639 you know, she should have been more understanding. 1:13:04.680 --> 1:13:07.360 It's like, girl, you cooked up with her ex fiance 1:13:07.520 --> 1:13:09.519 behind her back and you were in her face and 1:13:09.600 --> 1:13:11.200 it was just like it was not good. It was 1:13:11.280 --> 1:13:15.080 not good girl, good friends, girl, it was bad. Well 1:13:15.240 --> 1:13:16.800 you know what it is too. I think at the 1:13:16.920 --> 1:13:18.960 end of the day, the biggest problem here is y'all 1:13:19.040 --> 1:13:21.920 gassing Henry up exactly. And if you're gonna send us 1:13:22.000 --> 1:13:25.320 a letter like this, you have to include a photo. Yeah, Cragg, 1:13:25.479 --> 1:13:27.680 is he hot enough for y'all to be He's noting this, 1:13:28.120 --> 1:13:30.080 I need to see. Henry said he's fine as hell, 1:13:30.200 --> 1:13:33.320 he's yeah, and then she met him and she said 1:13:33.360 --> 1:13:36.040 he was cute, So send we need a part two. 1:13:36.320 --> 1:13:36.519 Yeah. 1:13:36.800 --> 1:13:38.599 Also, if you were good enough friends. By the way, 1:13:38.960 --> 1:13:40.200 you should be able to go to your friend and 1:13:40.280 --> 1:13:41.600 be like, I don't think he's vibing with you, but 1:13:41.600 --> 1:13:43.160 I'm kind of into him. Ho would feel about that? 1:13:43.200 --> 1:13:43.560 You hate it? 1:13:43.680 --> 1:13:44.320 No worries, you know. 1:13:44.760 --> 1:13:46.960 Maybe that's why I feel like this is like twenty two. 1:13:47.800 --> 1:13:50.440 This is young girls. Yeah, this is silly, and they 1:13:50.520 --> 1:13:53.479 have their whole lives to like, find new friends, do 1:13:53.640 --> 1:13:56.080 new have another job and all. So I'm not too 1:13:56.120 --> 1:13:56.640 worried about it. 1:13:57.320 --> 1:13:59.479 A good friend is worth A good friend is worth 1:13:59.560 --> 1:14:00.400 more than gold. 1:14:01.000 --> 1:14:02.719 A good friend was worth more than a million dollars. 1:14:02.760 --> 1:14:05.000 Sidney sent you know what, don't get rid of a 1:14:05.080 --> 1:14:06.760 good friend, and I love and this is what we 1:14:06.800 --> 1:14:07.880 should end the podcast one. 1:14:08.120 --> 1:14:10.120 A good friend is worth more than some day is 1:14:10.160 --> 1:14:10.960 worth more than gold. 1:14:11.080 --> 1:14:13.080 Right, Marie did not want to give. 1:14:12.920 --> 1:14:13.439 That hand over. 1:14:15.040 --> 1:14:16.759 Marie did not want to give that handover. 1:14:16.800 --> 1:14:17.360 I'll tell you that. 1:14:17.800 --> 1:14:19.679 Wow, I know you like your personal space friend. 1:14:20.080 --> 1:14:26.200 You know me when you're not strong in me? 1:14:27.680 --> 1:14:32.280 Come on, Caleb, I love you so much. You are 1:14:32.600 --> 1:14:34.760 you know, if I had to be top Whites, you are. 1:14:34.880 --> 1:14:36.840 You're there. You're in the top ten top. 1:14:37.280 --> 1:14:40.439 It doesn't I want to be I mean, I love 1:14:40.479 --> 1:14:43.479 to be number one. There's no reasoning on it didn't 1:14:43.600 --> 1:14:46.000 feel some day you're going to tell me that and 1:14:46.080 --> 1:14:47.920 I'm going to believe it. But I don't think I've 1:14:47.920 --> 1:14:49.360 earned it yet, and I'm gonna keep working on it. 1:14:49.439 --> 1:14:50.559 You're going, I'm gonna work. 1:14:50.600 --> 1:14:54.360 I know you're you're good at your job gives. 1:14:54.479 --> 1:14:56.760 I'm gonna get you one flight to Kansas City and 1:14:56.880 --> 1:14:58.800 then and then I'll feel that I'm there. 1:14:59.080 --> 1:15:01.360 You don't even need to. I mean, if you're gonna 1:15:01.360 --> 1:15:03.200 get the flight at the flight. But I'm just saying, like, 1:15:03.439 --> 1:15:07.120 you know, show me what's going on and I'll. 1:15:07.000 --> 1:15:08.960 Think you some barbecue and can see they'll change your life. 1:15:08.960 --> 1:15:09.360 That's what I'll do. 1:15:09.439 --> 1:15:11.599 And he's the ambassador he puts on for his city, 1:15:11.640 --> 1:15:13.200 so I know he gonna show you around and do it. 1:15:14.000 --> 1:15:15.880 You're all you're both in the come and you're gonna 1:15:15.920 --> 1:15:17.960 come out of it thinking. Man, as far as. 1:15:17.920 --> 1:15:20.280 White people go, Caleb, tell everybody. 1:15:20.439 --> 1:15:22.840 I mean, everyone knows everyone is following you, but tell 1:15:22.960 --> 1:15:24.680 us you know where they can find you and what 1:15:24.800 --> 1:15:25.640 you got coming up. 1:15:26.240 --> 1:15:28.200 Oh and they should watch my God. 1:15:29.000 --> 1:15:31.600 We'll go so True pod is my podcast. Please go 1:15:31.640 --> 1:15:34.360 watch and listen to it if you like we're having 1:15:34.479 --> 1:15:36.559 We're having great guests on there, have had Sydney, would 1:15:36.560 --> 1:15:37.760 love to have you. Marie, you need to come on 1:15:37.840 --> 1:15:40.880 sometime and kill says things. If you want to follow me, uh, 1:15:41.360 --> 1:15:43.000 you know, you can follow me on TikTok. I'm not 1:15:43.080 --> 1:15:45.120 posting on there, but I post on my Instagram story 1:15:45.200 --> 1:15:47.519 that's really me, so come check into those. 1:15:47.880 --> 1:15:49.559 It gives very Facebook on moms. 1:15:49.720 --> 1:15:51.800 So yeah, I'm giving Facebook mom on inso the story 1:15:51.840 --> 1:15:54.920 for sure. I'm sharing like I'm genuinely I'm sharing like 1:15:55.040 --> 1:15:56.639 memes that are like good morning, Happy Tuesday. 1:15:56.760 --> 1:15:57.719 Yes, you're a blessing. 1:15:57.760 --> 1:15:59.840 It is to be alive. I'm sharing stuff like that. 1:16:00.000 --> 1:16:02.760 Please please share a home with waves crashing in the 1:16:02.800 --> 1:16:04.679 background so I can repost easily. 1:16:05.479 --> 1:16:07.640 That's literally what I'm doing on there. So yeah, you 1:16:07.680 --> 1:16:08.800 guys love it, come over there. 1:16:08.880 --> 1:16:11.240 Mm hmm. That's it anyway. I guess we'll see you 1:16:11.320 --> 1:16:13.639 next week. This was amazing, Thank you. 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