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Speaker 2: We have such a star on the building. We just

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Speaker 3: Everybody your hand, clap your hands for her. Amazing.

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Speaker 2: Caleb Parny, one of the stars of the movie Sweethearts

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Speaker 2: on Netflix. Yes, welcome to mess man. This is it's

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Speaker 2: gonna be a wild ride.

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Speaker 3: I hope you're in for Marie.

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Speaker 2: I'll probably go first with my mess because it's always

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Speaker 2: something Apple Apple.

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Speaker 3: I have a real beef. Apple is mess.

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Speaker 2: I keep losing my air pods, so it's something wrong

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Speaker 2: with the pods.

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Speaker 3: It's not me.

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Speaker 2: Last year around this time lost my whole podhouse. I

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Speaker 2: had the pods, but the house was stolen the case,

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Speaker 2: but I'm calling the house the pot home. And then

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Speaker 2: this this year I was in an Uber the whole

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Speaker 2: house falls out with the pods. The call the Uber

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna come back. I go downstairs. I wait, wait, wait,

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Speaker 2: wait wait. He never comes. Then an hour later, I

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Speaker 2: see my pods are a Newer new Jersey.

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Speaker 3: I said, oh he had a drop off yeah airport. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: now who is going to Newer At At two pm

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Speaker 2: Day, somebody would have flight. That's trying to save sixteen dollars.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, not from Brooklyn. Yeah, people fly out of Newark

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Speaker 3: every day. I don't know why I pay.

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Speaker 1: Three million dollars to fly not out of Newark? Right,

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Speaker 1: I would do anything to avoid it. Right the plane,

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Speaker 1: I'll fly the plane. Give me in there, I'll hand

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Speaker 1: out drinks to people. Girl, that's don't get me started

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Speaker 1: on what's happened with the airlines.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well it's not good.

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Speaker 1: What's happening to mess no one? No one wants to

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Speaker 1: do customer service anymore. No one wants to do their job.

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Speaker 1: It's crazy.

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Speaker 3: Well have you met customers? They trash?

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Speaker 4: Not me.

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Speaker 1: I'm a delight and i I'm I'm not getting a

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Speaker 1: lot of help from the people at the places.

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Speaker 3: Now, how tall are you?

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Speaker 5: Six to two?

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Speaker 3: Okay, but you gotta you come up. You come in

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Speaker 3: with two energy okay?

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Speaker 1: Six singles? Mills are and yours could be too, if

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Speaker 1: you just want to ask.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I just got an apartment.

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Speaker 5: I'm in six three and a chunky as a shock

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Speaker 5: the eggs.

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Speaker 3: Give me a call. How tall in a dock in.

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Speaker 1: A doc so depends on the dock. I got some

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Speaker 1: new Doc Martins. Actually, and the other day Doc Martin

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Speaker 1: sent me some shoes. Thank you, Doc Martin. I knew

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Speaker 1: I was like Martin.

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Speaker 5: Doc Martin keep sitting those shoes.

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Speaker 1: Baby. They know because all my fans are lesbians, so

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Speaker 1: they know to give me the shoes.

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Speaker 3: Well, I'm a lesbian, so I deserve Doc do send Doc.

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Speaker 1: I've been saying, send you some shoes, but I was

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Speaker 1: trying to put them on and then the moots with

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Speaker 1: arm because it was so hard. Well, they're not as cute,

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Speaker 1: but they're easier, I know, but I rather than be cute.

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Speaker 1: Yeah either, they're the straight on pull up and they're big.

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Speaker 3: Look at this. I got these because the ribbons, the

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Speaker 3: laces are ribbons. They don't stay tied. You see it

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Speaker 3: above the orchid. Yeah, after the interior design, it's in there. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: and there's no zipper. Shout out Doc Martin's Yeah for real,

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Speaker 3: thank you for sending me these depths.

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Speaker 5: Shout out.

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Speaker 3: I need.

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Speaker 1: You free.

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Speaker 3: Yes, now that's beautiful. We gotta get to watch it

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Speaker 3: because I also want some platform Tims. What's my camera?

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Speaker 3: Timberland this will be you. Tim hit him up, Hey Timberland, Yes,

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Speaker 3: if you're looking for a mean girl on the go.

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Speaker 1: Now, that's the real secret about both of you is

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Speaker 1: you guys are actually sweethearts.

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Speaker 2: I don't right most of the time we were hard,

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Speaker 2: but people push you to the limits. I think that's

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Speaker 2: is it good girl gone bad? Once a good girl

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Speaker 2: gone bad, She's gone. I believe a poet named jay

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Speaker 2: Z said that.

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Speaker 1: No, it's like behind every syne because of disappointed ideals.

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Speaker 1: And I have seen I see when your sweetness gets

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Speaker 1: turned on its head. I said. We went to meet

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Speaker 1: you and Lisa, Me and Lisa the other night over

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Speaker 1: the cake. Yes, y'all were arguing over the cave.

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Speaker 3: Well because of Lisa. You know what a Lisa tragger.

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Speaker 2: We love her down, but when she just wants to

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Speaker 2: say something, she'll say to you no matter how what

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Speaker 3: And then I'll be like, did you just hear what

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Speaker 3: you just said to me? I forgot, but I was like,

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Speaker 3: we was about to fight it was about across the table.

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Speaker 1: I'm sitting with these two. They're having a full on

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Speaker 1: argument over the cake, and.

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Speaker 5: I'm just watching.

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Speaker 3: What was the cake fight?

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Speaker 2: H can't I can't remember. But that's the thing is

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Speaker 2: is that I don't hold a grudge. Yeah, I'm fully like,

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Speaker 2: once it happens, I let it go.

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Speaker 3: We did we go for? And then I moved on? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: And it really does. It cracks me up to watch.

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Speaker 3: I like Lisa asking people questions, uh, inappropriately? Yeah. I

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Speaker 3: saw her do it last night and I clept Lisa

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Speaker 3: what she last night?

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Speaker 1: What she did?

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Speaker 3: I was with her. We were at New York Comedy

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Speaker 3: Club and Marcelo was there. He walks in. She goes,

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Speaker 3: can I ask you an inappropriate question? And I was like, my.

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Speaker 2: Starphone down, scarf off? Yeah, I threw my AirPod across

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Speaker 2: the bar. Can I ask you an inappropriate question? She

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Speaker 2: was like, did you hook up with Sabrina? What's your face?

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Speaker 1: It's the story is that he hoky.

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Speaker 5: I was like, tell her that, and by the way,

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Speaker 5: you can cut this if you need to.

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Speaker 1: What did he say?

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Speaker 3: He said no, and I said you said no too fast? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Why would he tell her? Runs?

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Speaker 2: Her mouth for a living that the person you want

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Speaker 2: to tell. Oh my god, wait, but I wanted to

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Speaker 2: tell my next part of my mouth. My air pods

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Speaker 2: are gone, right then my friend lets me borrow hers.

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Speaker 3: Then these break? No, yes, now I can't.

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Speaker 2: I can't tell you if these are the like, if

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Speaker 2: she really got them from Apple, or if they you know,

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Speaker 2: from the bodega.

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Speaker 3: But broken. Look at that you sat on them.

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Speaker 5: You did that? No, literally, in my show me show

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Speaker 5: me those Yeah, these are not from Apple.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is this is something else.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna tell you right now. These are not from Apple.

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Speaker 1: Can we can we zoom in on? How not from Apple?

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Speaker 5: These are?

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Speaker 3: Wait, so they don't look like they're from Apple.

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Speaker 5: Baby this this that's like skull candy.

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Speaker 3: That's a discount from She got those from Dollar Tree.

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Speaker 3: I think you think okay, were Amazon. At least it's not.

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Speaker 2: You know what, when it connects, it says beats X.

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Speaker 2: So maybe you're right, Maybe you.

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Speaker 1: If those are beats on a unicorn, I'm telling you

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Speaker 3: So that's my man. Well, now I don't have anything.

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Speaker 2: Now I have to listen to the sounds of tragedy

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Speaker 2: in New York City and I'm going off the rails

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Speaker 2: right now.

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Speaker 3: What tragedy you said?

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Speaker 2: New York is a mecca for all those and the

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Speaker 2: truth comes out back. My memory is bad when something

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Speaker 2: like and the truth coming Give me my broken beats

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Speaker 2: beats X gift for you?

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Speaker 5: Do you want me to get you a nice pir headphones.

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Speaker 3: Is not the stuff for the house. It ain't the

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Speaker 3: speaker for the house.

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Speaker 1: Okay, but I'm not mad at it.

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Speaker 3: I wouldn't be mad.

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Speaker 2: I actually need headphones in the house because I don't

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Speaker 3: Sydney, that's so crazy because you never use headphones in

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Speaker 3: the streets. You know. You know what that's mess?

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Speaker 2: Marie, Yo, you really you're supposed to be by my side,

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Speaker 2: you know what it is? I think I took a

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Speaker 2: little picture, a little tincture right now.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's coming off. It's coming off. What is

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Speaker 3: your mess for the week? Can we get into that?

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Speaker 2: What is my mess for the Week't think about thinking

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Speaker 2: about everybody else's mess?

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Speaker 3: Well, I think I have a lot of mess. I

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Speaker 3: don't know what I can and comfortably share. I don't know, girl,

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Speaker 3: it's hot share now, So let me do my d

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Speaker 3: it's going on. Oh, I'm salivating, boy, oh man, the

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Speaker 3: boys is mine. I was talking a few weeks ago.

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Speaker 3: I unblocked two of my exes recently, right, and the

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Speaker 3: results are they are not there. What's in? What's what's

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Speaker 3: going on. So I'm talking to both right, because separately

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Speaker 3: they don't give what I need them to give, but

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Speaker 3: together they give one happy, healthy man. Yes, both six ' three. Yes.

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Speaker 3: If he was wondering for the height.

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Speaker 1: And I was, and I love it. And be careful,

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Speaker 1: by the way, because you're inching towards accidentally making a

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Speaker 1: case for Polly, and that's.

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Speaker 3: Not she's leaning into that. I'm tired, tired, tired, I'm

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Speaker 2: All I know is that we came to the conclusion

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Speaker 2: that Marie is Polly now, and this is a this

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Speaker 2: is maybe I'm answering my Polly era.

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Speaker 1: Well, I ended my feud with the buy community. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm done. I'm done feuding with the buy community.

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Speaker 3: Why were with them?

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Speaker 1: I've grown I love I wasn't I frankly never was

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Speaker 1: I love the by community. I love y'all keep it

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Speaker 1: up and so now, but now I've.

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Speaker 3: Tuned my sights on the Polly he's throwing into me.

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Speaker 3: I'm not the parties. I'm trying to be a polypopy.

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Speaker 3: Oh ye, Polly is just like aren't you?

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Speaker 5: Are you greedy? You're greedy?

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Speaker 3: It's not greedy, it's greedy.

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Speaker 2: I think if you date men, you have to be

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Speaker 2: Polly because one can't do all the things you need

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Speaker 2: them to do.

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Speaker 5: One I'm gonna make one of them do it. I

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Speaker 5: can't do, Paul, I want to.

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Speaker 3: Build a bear. I'm like a little bit of it

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Speaker 3: is a little bit of that. I guess I'm Frankenstein

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Speaker 3: and a man? What is Okay?

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Speaker 1: Tell me this.

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Speaker 5: You've got Guy one and guy too? What does Guy

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Speaker 1: What can he not do?

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Speaker 5: And same for the other one, like what is it?

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Speaker 3: Is?

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Speaker 1: One of them just bock you really good? And the

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Speaker 3: Yes, Open is just like we're not we're not together.

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Speaker 5: We have a relationship and I'm seeing other people.

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Speaker 3: We're seeing other people.

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Speaker 5: That beautiful. Open is beautiful.

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Speaker 1: The corporations and the cigarette companies are frankly involve than implicated.

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Speaker 1: So I believe Polly to carry on multiple relationships is like,

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Speaker 3: Holly? You have a lot of time and you've got

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you something.

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Speaker 3: Well, you're not probably yet.

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Speaker 5: But I had a lesbian friend who went probably just

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Speaker 3: But that's everybody in New York that doesn't have anything

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Speaker 1: To do that. Maybe, yeah, I'll be homeless before I

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Speaker 3: No, I feel like I need a home. You say

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Speaker 2: And I think that's an issue with like people in

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know both of them right now? Is that

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Speaker 3: Oh? Well, this is the mess. This is why I

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Speaker 3: He was like, Okay, I come get it today, but

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Speaker 2: And I was like, sister, I don't want you to

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Speaker 3: You're inspired.

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Speaker 1: That's beautiful. You know what I'll tell you something, do

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Speaker 3: You said, where was the help? He said, you are

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Speaker 5: Having two men? Yeah, I'm turned into an evil like cartoon.

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Speaker 3: Well. I didn't say yes, I should have. You can

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Speaker 3: I don't need that. I'm not absolutely not. So we

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Speaker 3: which one of them would pop pap pop? Oh, you

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Speaker 3: already know which one it is. You already know. I'm

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Speaker 3: I'm not saying the nationality of that person, but they

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Speaker 1: You've said a lot of lesbian things around me, but

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Speaker 5: Beful with men, they'll shoot you.

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Speaker 3: It's like, okay, yeah, that's gonna say killed, but you

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Speaker 5: No, like yeah, staged.

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Speaker 3: Or stunt and that's you know that. I'm not a CEO.

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Speaker 3: Why first of all, why would they shoot me and

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Speaker 2: CEO a mess? Because that's how straight men work. No, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 3: One would die. Whoever lives wins. Girl, this rom com

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Speaker 3: the name of the movie. Facebook market place.

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm so glad I'm not attracted to women, because

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Speaker 1: I could just feel you would have that power over me,

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Speaker 2: Because Marie is not available, like she's she's putting up

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Speaker 3: You're like, yeah, I know too much. That's not hot.

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Speaker 3: But Marie, she's gonna keep it mysterious. You don't. You

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Speaker 1: Though?

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Speaker 3: Serving me? Is that serving you? Work? To watch your

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Speaker 1: I was just checking in, but I can absolutely the

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Speaker 3: not stopping me from doing anything else. I'm talking about

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Speaker 3: therapist about it, Lydia said, as long as you're still

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Speaker 3: I want to be on the zoom. Dude.

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Speaker 1: If you therapize my friends every once a month, everybody

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Speaker 3: I don't have a therapist, Okay, and that's the prop strength.

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Speaker 3: You see that, this is strength, inner strength.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't need a therapist. What's Lydia going to

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Speaker 1: tell me about me?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? You know what, you don't know until you talk

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Speaker 3: to Lydia. Lyda. If Lydia is like, yeah, tell both

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Speaker 3: You're going to hurt and you're thinking that. So it's like,

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Speaker 3: That's what she'll know about this girl to new back

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Speaker 2: You're just coming here because you want to. You don't

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Speaker 3: I haven't even seen her.

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Speaker 1: There's nothing scarier than a friend who was in therapy

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Speaker 1: and they can justify what they're doing, and then I'm

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Speaker 1: in the mess. I don't want anything to.

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Speaker 2: Do with it.

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Speaker 3: That's when you're talking about that week that all straight

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Speaker 1: Gaslighting was one of the worst things that happened to

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Speaker 3: They lost their minds. Shes like, so what you're saying

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Speaker 3: We already knew you were a liar. They like textbook

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm glad I'm out of my straight

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Speaker 3: That was interesting thing in my early twenties, but I'm

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Speaker 1: I've moved on from them we deserve.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm out of there.

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Speaker 3: It was fun, but you're better than that mess. No good, Well,

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Speaker 3: I'm not better than that good.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you're in it.

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Speaker 3: I am collecting them like sandos. You hear me. I

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Speaker 3: next year you're gonna se me. You gonna be like,

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Speaker 3: who is this entourage that Marie is always with? Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that.

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Speaker 3: Listen longest nobody gets crazy or violent? I'm here what Yeah,

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Speaker 3: the man you're insane?

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Speaker 1: One man who's done something bad. One man name, one

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Speaker 3: You can't, are you right? Absolutely? I'm driving back. I'm drying.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, did he like that? Crazy? He's a name? Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 3: name to men.

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00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:55,720
Speaker 2: On the shopping block right now is jay Z. But

444
00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:59,000
Speaker 2: j they Sidney top three worst men of all.

445
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Speaker 1: You know what made me off though? What they put

446
00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:03,119
Speaker 1: out one allegation about jay Z. He put on that

447
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:04,600
Speaker 1: suit and went to that premiere with his daughter.

448
00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:08,040
Speaker 3: He said, not talking about me, he said, he said.

449
00:19:08,359 --> 00:19:09,320
Speaker 5: He said, I'm with my family.

450
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:14,639
Speaker 2: That was quick, Please respect my privacy and difficult love, he.

451
00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:16,760
Speaker 3: Said, Thoughts and prayers to your allegations. Baby.

452
00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:20,119
Speaker 1: Him and Blake Lively's pr teams both are working over time.

453
00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:21,600
Speaker 1: They're working overtime right now.

454
00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:23,119
Speaker 2: Every time I see that, I'm like this, Well, I

455
00:19:23,119 --> 00:19:24,680
Speaker 2: don't want to be a celebrity because this is just

456
00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:26,120
Speaker 2: it's too much.

457
00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:27,040
Speaker 1: Should we catch a camera?

458
00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:29,840
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, get her out of there? This one is

459
00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:30,359
Speaker 3: gonna below.

460
00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:32,000
Speaker 5: I'd be careful.

461
00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:53,040
Speaker 2: Now, Caleb, we brought you in here today to talk about,

462
00:19:53,119 --> 00:19:55,440
Speaker 2: you know, your topic of mess now, which what are you?

463
00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:56,920
Speaker 3: What are we answering today?

464
00:19:58,200 --> 00:19:58,480
Speaker 4: Okay?

465
00:19:58,800 --> 00:19:59,399
Speaker 3: What is messy?

466
00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:00,760
Speaker 1: It's hard to because there's a lot of things that

467
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,960
Speaker 1: are messy, and you guys know me, I'm observant.

468
00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:04,120
Speaker 5: I'm a fair guy.

469
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:05,040
Speaker 1: I call it like it is.

470
00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:09,120
Speaker 2: You say fair, I'm a fair, lowercase fair, down the middle, lower.

471
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:16,680
Speaker 1: Capital, Okay, okay, worries, no worries, no worries. But I'm

472
00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:19,480
Speaker 1: looking at everything. I'm giving an honest evaluation of things.

473
00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:22,359
Speaker 1: And what I really decided to land on that's messy

474
00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:29,760
Speaker 1: is drumroll please. Mom's on social specifically Mom's on Facebook,

475
00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:32,720
Speaker 1: the one of the messiest. If you talk about a

476
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:35,720
Speaker 1: site for messiness. Moms on social are doing some of

477
00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:39,200
Speaker 1: the most unhinged in every direction, unhinged in every single way,

478
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:42,760
Speaker 1: starting drama sharing, political conspiracy theories that are based in

479
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:46,600
Speaker 1: absolutely nothing, like truly, they'll get tricked by anything they

480
00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:49,840
Speaker 1: shouldn't be on social or there's another type of unhinged

481
00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:51,480
Speaker 1: that my mom has been doing lately on social.

482
00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:54,440
Speaker 2: You said, moms on social you mean specifically your mom.

483
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:55,960
Speaker 2: That's what you're puking there.

484
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:56,800
Speaker 3: Dreaming, babe.

485
00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:00,880
Speaker 1: I'm keeping up with other moms on social as well,

486
00:21:01,119 --> 00:21:03,320
Speaker 1: because you know my mom loves me. Yes, my mom

487
00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:06,160
Speaker 1: loves my mom Magnet moms love this guy.

488
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:09,800
Speaker 3: Moms are like, make sure Caleb is going. Yeah, definitely, it's.

489
00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:12,359
Speaker 1: Been a long time in the works. Moms love me.

490
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:13,560
Speaker 3: I can't. I can't.

491
00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:15,080
Speaker 1: I can't find a mom that doesn't want to be

492
00:21:15,119 --> 00:21:17,119
Speaker 1: around me. They love me, so I know a lot

493
00:21:17,119 --> 00:21:17,680
Speaker 1: of them on social.

494
00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:18,639
Speaker 3: She sounds like a challenge.

495
00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:21,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's not a I'm telling all the listeners right now.

496
00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:22,240
Speaker 5: Your mom would love me.

497
00:21:22,359 --> 00:21:22,639
Speaker 3: Try me.

498
00:21:23,359 --> 00:21:26,320
Speaker 1: Every mom loves me, There's no way around it. Conservative mom, mom.

499
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:28,040
Speaker 3: I'm got a little judging mom. I feel like my

500
00:21:28,119 --> 00:21:29,360
Speaker 3: mom's mom.

501
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:32,040
Speaker 1: She would invite me out with her after the first meeting.

502
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:32,760
Speaker 1: I guarantee it.

503
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:37,639
Speaker 3: You might have to put this to the test. Friend Marie,

504
00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:38,680
Speaker 3: she pops off from the curtain.

505
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:42,080
Speaker 1: She would love me, but I'm so I'm keeping up

506
00:21:42,119 --> 00:21:43,919
Speaker 1: with them on social My mom is doing this thing

507
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:48,200
Speaker 1: lately where she'll send me something like really like manipulatively sentimental.

508
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:50,960
Speaker 1: Like she'll send me something and she's trying to be sweet,

509
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:53,159
Speaker 1: but it'll be like a TikTok that's just text and

510
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:55,159
Speaker 1: like a moving ocean in the background with music, has

511
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:55,719
Speaker 1: twelve likes.

512
00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:58,439
Speaker 5: I don't know how she found twelve likes.

513
00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:00,399
Speaker 3: I don't know how she found it. She's mom on

514
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:03,320
Speaker 3: Terney that's a mom ass posts Another mom posted that

515
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:04,920
Speaker 3: got twelve likes your mom's.

516
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:06,399
Speaker 1: And then my mom saw and the text will be

517
00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:08,880
Speaker 1: like your children will never know how much your heart

518
00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:10,960
Speaker 1: breaks every moment that you're away from them. All you

519
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:13,760
Speaker 1: can do is hope that they somehow understand.

520
00:22:15,119 --> 00:22:16,080
Speaker 5: Nine am on a Tuesday.

521
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:19,840
Speaker 3: Now, I think that's the white mom equivalent to what

522
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:23,240
Speaker 3: the black moms do on WhatsApp, which is send us

523
00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:30,600
Speaker 3: a Bible verse with like a glittery and you feel

524
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:33,280
Speaker 3: like God doesn't need to be this good At at seven.

525
00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:41,400
Speaker 1: A Yeah, who's doing the marketing for godsp Okay, well

526
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:41,880
Speaker 1: I will.

527
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:43,320
Speaker 3: I will say the moms.

528
00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:46,880
Speaker 2: You know, not too much on moms because it's they're

529
00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:50,240
Speaker 2: selfless and they gave us their whole bodies for these kids.

530
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:53,320
Speaker 2: A lot of them don't like kids. People don't like them,

531
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:56,239
Speaker 2: like their kids don't like them, people don't like them.

532
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:58,080
Speaker 2: On planes with babies so like they.

533
00:22:58,119 --> 00:23:00,240
Speaker 3: Go through a lot. So you're saying the moms, people

534
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:01,840
Speaker 3: are like, they don't like moms.

535
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:04,040
Speaker 5: I don't on the plane.

536
00:23:04,359 --> 00:23:06,320
Speaker 1: What I do not think moms are selfless?

537
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:09,639
Speaker 3: Well, I just I think that people forget that our

538
00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:12,600
Speaker 3: parents are just people who have kids. Like being a

539
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:15,520
Speaker 3: mom or being a dad doesn't make you better or smarter.

540
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:19,160
Speaker 3: Some of us have friends who have children and they're

541
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:19,760
Speaker 3: pretty dumb.

542
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:20,840
Speaker 2: Yeah.

543
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:21,360
Speaker 1: Them.

544
00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:26,840
Speaker 3: We have so many friends that Marie is a wild

545
00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:36,240
Speaker 3: for that. That's all whoa hold on them. I didn't

546
00:23:36,359 --> 00:23:40,119
Speaker 3: say we have friends with kids individually. We all know

547
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:43,560
Speaker 3: people with children. Yeah, they're literally every.

548
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:46,200
Speaker 5: My mom is selfless.

549
00:23:46,359 --> 00:23:48,240
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, hold on, go ahead, I'm gonna.

550
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:51,040
Speaker 3: Put it in it. You were thinking of somebody specific

551
00:23:51,119 --> 00:23:53,119
Speaker 3: when I said it, and you try to I was

552
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:57,880
Speaker 3: not thinking about anything. I know that moms do so much.

553
00:23:58,359 --> 00:24:01,560
Speaker 2: Yes, sometimes, when you think about it, people have kids

554
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:03,560
Speaker 2: for the wrong reasons. But at the end of the day,

555
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:06,240
Speaker 2: what was the right reasons? The right reason is because

556
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:11,440
Speaker 2: you're like, I want to extend human life. That's gonna

557
00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:14,040
Speaker 2: surpass me. And I want them to have their own

558
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:16,480
Speaker 2: autonomy and live their own lives and my dreams have

559
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:17,320
Speaker 2: nothing to do with them.

560
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:19,360
Speaker 3: Who says that when they have a baby. I think

561
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:26,560
Speaker 3: people should be saying more. People said that. I hate that.

562
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:28,640
Speaker 3: People were like, I didn't live my life. No, I'm

563
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:32,320
Speaker 3: gonna live it through. Don't do it. Stop it. It hurts.

564
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:33,160
Speaker 3: It hurts.

565
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:34,879
Speaker 2: We don't want to see it. You would see that

566
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:39,120
Speaker 2: like this little kid playing the viola. That kid don't

567
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:41,400
Speaker 2: give a fuck about the viola. But the mom is like, well,

568
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:41,639
Speaker 2: you know.

569
00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:44,520
Speaker 3: I broke my hand when I was twelve, and so

570
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:45,240
Speaker 3: I was apo.

571
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:50,960
Speaker 2: I was supposed to be a championship and now right,

572
00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:55,040
Speaker 2: a couple of viola's in here tonight.

573
00:24:57,440 --> 00:25:00,480
Speaker 1: There's one mom the city's like, she's not dumb, she

574
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:01,160
Speaker 1: just couldn't play.

575
00:25:02,359 --> 00:25:04,600
Speaker 3: All these moms just want their kids to play the vio.

576
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:08,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's just but that's what it is and

577
00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:12,080
Speaker 2: it's it's like, it's frustrating to see. And luckily, you know,

578
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:14,440
Speaker 2: my mom had me and by accident, she wasn't really

579
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:17,080
Speaker 2: thinking nothing else of like she was like, so she

580
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:21,600
Speaker 2: wasn't pushing things on me so much besides Christianity, school

581
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:23,760
Speaker 2: and working.

582
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:28,080
Speaker 3: And being you know, that's just the basics.

583
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:30,280
Speaker 1: How much of that took, by the way, because I

584
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:32,160
Speaker 1: know I'm looking at a lesbian, but what about Christian?

585
00:25:32,359 --> 00:25:32,560
Speaker 1: Did you?

586
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:33,520
Speaker 5: Is Christian for you?

587
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:36,080
Speaker 3: Well? Yes, but.

588
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:39,159
Speaker 5: Because I'm just wondering how much of that.

589
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:42,919
Speaker 3: There she.

590
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:48,400
Speaker 1: Lost because I'm looking at a lesbian and I'm wondering

591
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:49,439
Speaker 1: if I'm looking at a Christian.

592
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:50,439
Speaker 3: I am a Christian?

593
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:51,439
Speaker 1: Nice, Okay, she won one.

594
00:25:51,520 --> 00:26:01,480
Speaker 3: I'm Christian by faith. It's crazy a good title. Christian

595
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:09,400
Speaker 3: by yeah anything, Hey, hey, take it whatever you wanted

596
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:11,840
Speaker 3: to make. That means you. I'm not I don't know

597
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:15,320
Speaker 3: if I'm a practicing Christian. But my favorite you know

598
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:19,600
Speaker 3: you're not a practice I don't know. You don't know.

599
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:22,280
Speaker 3: You are Christian by life?

600
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:26,240
Speaker 2: No, Christian life also another great Christians. I know I

601
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:29,920
Speaker 2: look on Christian No, I had an edible.

602
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:34,280
Speaker 1: We were doing eddies before this.

603
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:39,639
Speaker 3: I'm sober. You a little little dropper, not now, no,

604
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:40,760
Speaker 3: not on camp.

605
00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:42,520
Speaker 5: But I wish I knew before I came over here.

606
00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:44,480
Speaker 3: I mean, the fact that you didn't be I a

607
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:45,760
Speaker 3: weed is crazy.

608
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:47,560
Speaker 5: Christian in theory, some Christian theory.

609
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:51,080
Speaker 1: It's Christian for you Christian? Are you Christian?

610
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:52,480
Speaker 3: I was a rixed Christian.

611
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:54,000
Speaker 1: I'd love to see you both in heaven.

612
00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:59,440
Speaker 3: You know what we love to see here? Ye also

613
00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:03,160
Speaker 3: a great Caleb you are over time?

614
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:05,280
Speaker 1: Do you know what's sick about me? This is really

615
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:07,600
Speaker 1: sick about me. I'm not Christian necessarily. I don't know.

616
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:09,400
Speaker 1: I'm vibing. I'm like there's some price something, but I'm

617
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:10,119
Speaker 1: not really worried about it.

618
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:10,840
Speaker 3: I'm cool.

619
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:14,800
Speaker 2: I went to Sunday school and vacation. I had all

620
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:16,399
Speaker 2: the fish sandwiches.

621
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:23,760
Speaker 4: Every Yeah, five hundred people with tourist.

622
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:25,000
Speaker 3: But what about.

623
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:30,960
Speaker 5: What's sick about me?

624
00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:36,680
Speaker 1: This is it? Okay, I'm not a practicing Christian. The

625
00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:38,920
Speaker 1: metric is, but I really believe this. If I go

626
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:42,720
Speaker 1: my okay, so well, okay, Christianity turns out to be

627
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:46,160
Speaker 1: real right sure looking bad for me if that's the case. Yeah,

628
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:48,800
Speaker 1: And then I get to the Pearly Gates and God's like,

629
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:51,159
Speaker 1: you weren't Christian while you were down there, and I

630
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:54,320
Speaker 1: really really wanted you to be my What's so fucked

631
00:27:54,359 --> 00:27:56,320
Speaker 1: up about me is I genuinely think if I get

632
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:59,359
Speaker 1: that conversation, if I get that meeting with God, I

633
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:00,479
Speaker 1: think I can ca mince him.

634
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:01,320
Speaker 3: I think you can too.

635
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:04,440
Speaker 1: I think you're very I know I wasn't Christian, but

636
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:06,040
Speaker 1: I was doing good ship down there. I was having

637
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:08,240
Speaker 1: a good time. I did not hurt anybody. I was

638
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:09,600
Speaker 1: fucking around. I was doing my thing.

639
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:11,720
Speaker 3: You're gonna say, fucking around at the pearly gates.

640
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:13,800
Speaker 1: I think he's gonna respect it, Like he doesn't want

641
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:15,680
Speaker 1: me to come in like sanitize and kissing ass like

642
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:17,000
Speaker 1: I think he wants me to be real.

643
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:23,119
Speaker 3: Kiss as he wants me to be real gay for you.

644
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:24,720
Speaker 3: So he probably, yeah, he doesn't.

645
00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:25,960
Speaker 5: Want me to doing that kind of stuff. He wants

646
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:26,639
Speaker 5: me to clean it up.

647
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:28,760
Speaker 2: But what people don't understand is that by the time

648
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:31,280
Speaker 2: like when we you know, knock go on, would you know,

649
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:33,320
Speaker 2: we you know, we don't have really want to, but

650
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:35,959
Speaker 2: by the time we do pass I think there's been

651
00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:38,680
Speaker 2: different iterations of God and so God by the time

652
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:41,320
Speaker 2: when we when we passed, he will have elevated and

653
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:43,920
Speaker 2: when we die, we'll be up there and he'll do

654
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:45,120
Speaker 2: like a little game show.

655
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:47,840
Speaker 3: So like we'll have to even though he's like on paper,

656
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:50,200
Speaker 3: you're supposed to be in hell. But I'm gonna give you,

657
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:58,120
Speaker 3: you know, one more Lordy, Lordy, give me one more chance. Lordy, lordy,

658
00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:01,320
Speaker 3: give me one more chance. Come along your chance. This

659
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:05,720
Speaker 3: iteration of God is wearing our Jesus peace his dead son,

660
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:09,760
Speaker 3: and he will be wearing Doc Martin with no zim

661
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:10,600
Speaker 3: yours is.

662
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:13,880
Speaker 1: Not sounding Christian to me, Like we get there, it's

663
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:14,440
Speaker 1: a game show.

664
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:17,320
Speaker 5: I'm like, well, when I was.

665
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:19,760
Speaker 3: When I was younger, my brother told me, and I

666
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Speaker 3: believed him, when you die, and you know, I don't

667
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Speaker 3: know how he would notice, but when you die, God

668
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Speaker 3: sits next to you and you watch like the movie

669
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Speaker 3: of your life, and every time you do something, he says,

670
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Speaker 3: well why did you do that?

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Speaker 1: Classic Christian plastic Christian classic movie club with God? Idea?

672
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Speaker 3: But imagine that's what happens when you die, because your

673
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Speaker 3: time is nothing for him.

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Speaker 1: I could justify everything I've done.

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Speaker 3: But from from when you were a little practice, every

676
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Speaker 3: one of them from when you were born to when

677
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Speaker 3: you die. He's like, okay, so have you ever stolen anything?

678
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Speaker 1: I turn it back? Yes, and I would turn it

679
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:53,440
Speaker 1: back on him. I would.

680
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Speaker 5: I'm sitting with God, Okay.

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Speaker 3: I have a reflection of you, Lord, you malee, and

682
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Speaker 3: you put me in Yes, and maybe the lamp. They

683
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Speaker 3: made me poor.

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Speaker 5: You made me poor. First of all. I grew up

685
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Speaker 5: so poor.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, I could just favything. I would say

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Speaker 1: with him, and you.

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Speaker 5: Go, you go, why do you do that?

689
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Speaker 1: And I'd be like, what would you have done?

690
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Speaker 3: What would Jesus do?

691
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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: What would you Jesus? Because you were mad at people

693
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Speaker 3: all through elementary school? Yeah, what would Jesus do?

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Speaker 1: Happen that contentious with him?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: If God asked me, why would you do that? Why

697
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Speaker 2: did you do that? In certain time? I was like, well,

698
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Speaker 2: from twenty three to thirty I was on cocaine.

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Speaker 3: That's why I did it. Yeah. And you know what

700
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Speaker 3: they say, the higher you are, the closer to God,

701
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Speaker 3: right man. I was just trying to you, my Lord.

702
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Speaker 3: All God's people say, Amen, I think I could convince.

703
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Speaker 3: I don't really do. I think it's crazy. But I

704
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Speaker 3: also don't see myself dying. You don't see yourself dying. No,

705
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Speaker 3: Like I think about that as a contract is from

706
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Speaker 3: you are white. Now, now this is at first I

707
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Speaker 3: was white to think you might not die? Yes, why

708
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Speaker 3: did I be like wrong in my world going to jail.

709
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:03,080
Speaker 3: I'm never gonna do that's wrong.

710
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Speaker 1: You can come as this. Actually, since y'all brought up

711
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Speaker 1: my whiteness, where would y'all put me on the on

712
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:10,960
Speaker 1: the So you got like the worst white person ever

713
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Speaker 1: got Hitler? Right?

714
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Speaker 3: Oh, I was gonna say Christopher Columbus. Okay, Idea Columbus

715
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Speaker 3: is worse than I mean, he did dia. It was.

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Speaker 1: It was, yeah, it was.

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Speaker 2: It was neck and neck if anything. Okay, yeah, okay,

718
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Speaker 2: Well who is your white person? Yeah that's the worst,

719
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Speaker 2: the worst, the worst.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, damn, that's the you know what, you gotta have

721
00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:32,480
Speaker 3: this at the tip of your I don't be thinking

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Speaker 3: about it.

723
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Speaker 1: You have to think about it because a white person.

724
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Speaker 3: It was my manager when I worked at.

725
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Speaker 1: Hitler and meant like the best possible whites, right, gotta

726
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Speaker 1: be like Dolly Parton, who are some other good whites

727
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:55,720
Speaker 1: like class like best into that scale white like really good.

728
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Speaker 3: Jane Elliott I don't know who that is.

729
00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:00,440
Speaker 1: Jane Elliott, the Blue Eyes Brown Eyes Experiment, you know

730
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:03,280
Speaker 1: her that was white lady that was really really down.

731
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Speaker 3: Is she gay? I mean, oh good, that's something like

732
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Speaker 3: that without having some type of game.

733
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Speaker 1: Oh Jane, I had no idea she was family good white.

734
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Speaker 3: Wasn't she at the stone work? Was she picked? I

735
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:18,600
Speaker 3: don't think Jane Elliott's old ass.

736
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Speaker 1: Was it Stonewall picked up the big she was doing

737
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Speaker 1: the blue I feel like I don't think she was

738
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Speaker 1: in the neighborhood.

739
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Speaker 2: But my question is this, Okay, wait, hold on, I

740
00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:31,920
Speaker 2: think my good white is maybe Angelina Jolie.

741
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Speaker 5: Really no, that's.

742
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Speaker 3: Care about all the.

743
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Speaker 2: She's a Philly and anthrorisk girl. Philip Yaharm, How do

744
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:52,120
Speaker 2: you say it?

745
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:53,960
Speaker 3: Philanthropy, hilanthromist.

746
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Speaker 1: You don't count philanthropists.

747
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Speaker 2: I mean I feel like people do that because they

748
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:02,520
Speaker 2: are like, hey, I've done a lot of bullshit and this.

749
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Speaker 3: Is how I yeah, this is how I clear it right. Well,

750
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:09,400
Speaker 3: I'm trying to, you know, I want to look good

751
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:10,800
Speaker 3: on my movie with God. Yeah.

752
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:14,200
Speaker 2: So she's like, yes, I took Jennifer Anderson's man, there

753
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:15,840
Speaker 2: you go. Now I gotta work for all of the

754
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:18,960
Speaker 2: continent of Africa and Asia and Asia too.

755
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Speaker 3: So yeah, but also I don't care about Jennifer. I

756
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:25,240
Speaker 3: understand like that's not she did missus mister and missus Smith.

757
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:28,960
Speaker 3: The chemistry was real probable. So I would also bang

758
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Speaker 3: Brad Pitt if I wasn't if I was inje.

759
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Speaker 5: If you get the opportunity, many woes.

760
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Speaker 2: Well not now I heard he don't really bathe every

761
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Speaker 2: day he wanted them. Really, that's another white thing, y'all. Me,

762
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Speaker 2: I'll hate water.

763
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Speaker 1: Leave me out of it because I'm not one of them.

764
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Speaker 3: Leave me out of it.

765
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:46,520
Speaker 5: Don't put me in it because I'm showering.

766
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Speaker 3: Listen a scale from Ashton, Kutcher and Milacunis to Brad Pitt.

767
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Speaker 3: Where do you you know?

768
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Speaker 1: I met Ashton, Kutcher and Melacunas this past summer. What

769
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Speaker 1: did they smell like a play in London? And I

770
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Speaker 1: don't remember the way they smelled, but we met after

771
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:01,160
Speaker 1: the play and they I'm I'm gonna air y'all out

772
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Speaker 1: a little bit and just say that you have.

773
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Speaker 3: Now.

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00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:07,720
Speaker 1: I haven't talked about this anywhere.

775
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:09,840
Speaker 3: To be a little segment airing it out exclusive.

776
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Speaker 1: I'm airing it out a little bit. They smelled lovely.

777
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:16,080
Speaker 1: They were perfectly nice, Mila and Ashton. But they they

778
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:18,960
Speaker 1: were both sobbing at the play. And the play was

779
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:21,520
Speaker 1: about it was a little bit about men's rights and.

780
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Speaker 3: The camera leave them on, leave them on, leave them on,

781
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:32,080
Speaker 3: and you can hear me what is men's rights?

782
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:33,880
Speaker 5: Well, men are being deeply mistreated.

783
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Speaker 1: In this country.

784
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:40,839
Speaker 5: I don't feel that way.

785
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Speaker 1: I don't.

786
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:42,840
Speaker 5: I don't care about men, but.

787
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Speaker 1: In a loose way. I'm strong on him, but I'm

788
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Speaker 1: loose on I'll the rest of that. But I think

789
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Speaker 1: I'm not entering a d into the conversation. You know

790
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Speaker 1: what I mean, It'll him, It'll be no the play.

791
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:57,439
Speaker 1: I'm talking about me now, okay?

792
00:34:57,480 --> 00:34:59,160
Speaker 5: But hee him? What's going on with boys?

793
00:34:59,239 --> 00:34:59,359
Speaker 3: Well?

794
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:00,479
Speaker 1: What is going on with our boys?

795
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:01,040
Speaker 3: What is going on?

796
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:01,359
Speaker 1: Well?

797
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,800
Speaker 5: James Corden was in a play in London.

798
00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:06,920
Speaker 1: Then that's what made He played a veteran who had

799
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:09,080
Speaker 1: his kids taken away because he went off on a

800
00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:12,840
Speaker 1: woman at a courthouse. Look, James James Cordon hell of

801
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:15,840
Speaker 1: a theater actor. He did an incredible performance. Was the

802
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,640
Speaker 1: writing of was the material and the men's rights angle

803
00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:20,960
Speaker 1: for me? No? But James is amazing in it and

804
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:22,719
Speaker 1: Mela and Ashton were crying backstage.

805
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:24,520
Speaker 5: Is that beautiful?

806
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:27,359
Speaker 3: That makes me like them? Listen? Yeah, that was at

807
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:28,120
Speaker 3: the point of that story.

808
00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:29,759
Speaker 1: Well, I just wanted to say something.

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00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:33,560
Speaker 3: Out.

810
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:34,080
Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I think it was one that you were in London

812
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:39,439
Speaker 3: and you was at you was walked in a play.

813
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:40,600
Speaker 5: It's not to be in London.

814
00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:42,440
Speaker 3: It's not.

815
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:44,160
Speaker 1: My fans there are beautiful.

816
00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:45,040
Speaker 3: We love London.

817
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:45,880
Speaker 5: I love my fans.

818
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:47,279
Speaker 2: They do.

819
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:48,680
Speaker 1: We've all done well in London.

820
00:35:48,719 --> 00:35:49,439
Speaker 3: Shout out to London.

821
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Speaker 5: Yeah, shout out to London.

822
00:35:51,200 --> 00:36:00,239
Speaker 3: Stop you tell them exactly? Yeah, yes, right. And when

823
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:03,840
Speaker 3: we were in Marrakesh, we we went to Noble and

824
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:05,400
Speaker 3: we finally hold on.

825
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:09,040
Speaker 1: I accused of flexing because I said, I went to

826
00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:11,880
Speaker 1: play in London America.

827
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:16,759
Speaker 2: America, when when you're a black woman, that is self care.

828
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:20,640
Speaker 3: That's not flexing. Part of the journey, thank you.

829
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,040
Speaker 1: I was coming from a bad place.

830
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:24,759
Speaker 3: All check yourself yourself.

831
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:25,120
Speaker 1: Yeah.

832
00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:29,919
Speaker 2: But Americas finally ran into uh, some you know, young

833
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:32,600
Speaker 2: black men, and we sat down, we were kiki and

834
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:36,640
Speaker 2: having a good time and I mentioned that I date

835
00:36:36,719 --> 00:36:39,880
Speaker 2: women and the guy who was from Manchester, he was like,

836
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:45,480
Speaker 2: so you're by Paula and we were like, you mean

837
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:49,600
Speaker 2: need him and me and and Mina were like, wells.

838
00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:56,239
Speaker 1: You were like, yeah, the way you got to the

839
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:58,719
Speaker 1: answer wasn't correct, but the answer was there was something

840
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,279
Speaker 1: that we got your work.

841
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:01,719
Speaker 5: You guys are trying to avoid my question.

842
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:03,120
Speaker 3: What was the question?

843
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:06,400
Speaker 5: Well? And and isn't that telling? Okay, let's hold on,

844
00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:08,319
Speaker 5: y'all have a question and.

845
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:11,319
Speaker 3: We've named our worst y'all.

846
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:13,960
Speaker 1: But the point of that question, thank you so much,

847
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:17,000
Speaker 1: my love, was where would y'all put me on a

848
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:20,120
Speaker 1: scale of worst whites ever to best whites ever?

849
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:22,040
Speaker 3: Well, let me check my outven moos, if you ever

850
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:24,160
Speaker 3: sent me all money? What do you need? No?

851
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:26,840
Speaker 2: Not that I need more time than you, Caleb, I

852
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 2: needed I need more time. I need you know me

853
00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:31,320
Speaker 2: for a while, I know I have, But ten years.

854
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,799
Speaker 3: That's how you really know somebody. Ten years, I think.

855
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:38,040
Speaker 2: I think between two and five people are showing you

856
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:40,239
Speaker 2: what they want you to see them, But ten you're

857
00:37:40,239 --> 00:37:41,120
Speaker 2: going to see all through.

858
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:43,640
Speaker 3: You're going to see right through them.

859
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:46,960
Speaker 2: By the tenth year, they're exhausted from pretending to be,

860
00:37:47,239 --> 00:37:48,360
Speaker 2: you know, what you want them to be.

861
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:51,880
Speaker 3: By the tenth year, they are revealing the mask. So

862
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:54,920
Speaker 3: this is the real you now? Yes, absolutely, Marie. We've

863
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:56,919
Speaker 3: been we've been together for a lot, more like, we've

864
00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:58,879
Speaker 3: been very honest the entire Yes.

865
00:37:59,719 --> 00:38:01,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just want to be clear about what's being

866
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:03,359
Speaker 1: said to me right now by a very good friend

867
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:03,640
Speaker 1: of mine.

868
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:06,680
Speaker 3: I just want to make sure I'm understanding you. What you.

869
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:11,480
Speaker 1: You think that there's at least a somewhat of a possibility, yes,

870
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:13,440
Speaker 1: that in all the time that we've been dear friends,

871
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:17,080
Speaker 1: now I am maybe putting on and lying and I

872
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:18,600
Speaker 1: could come out that I'm actually bad.

873
00:38:18,719 --> 00:38:22,359
Speaker 3: Here's a mess exclusive a person that I near it out.

874
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:24,080
Speaker 3: I knew, you know.

875
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:26,719
Speaker 2: I thought like, oh I know this, and this is

876
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:29,040
Speaker 2: what happens every time I'm cool with a straight man.

877
00:38:29,239 --> 00:38:31,600
Speaker 2: Every time I like, I'll be like, yeah, not them,

878
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:35,239
Speaker 2: and then eight years, ten years, something comes up.

879
00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:37,719
Speaker 3: It's like, oh, now they got an allegation or instance this.

880
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:38,840
Speaker 5: Can I tell you something about me?

881
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:41,160
Speaker 3: I can't stand by y'all every straight man you're cool

882
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:43,160
Speaker 3: with not an allegation. No, no, no, no, I never

883
00:38:43,239 --> 00:38:45,120
Speaker 3: said that you need to change the certain.

884
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:50,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, can I tell you something about me?

885
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:51,600
Speaker 3: And I didn't say that.

886
00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:54,400
Speaker 1: Now we're talking about me though, So I'm I have

887
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:56,600
Speaker 1: what's okay, mess exclusive, I'm gonna air it out.

888
00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 3: It out.

889
00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:58,319
Speaker 5: I am a homosexual man.

890
00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:02,239
Speaker 3: Oh so you're we not even thinking about it? A

891
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:04,800
Speaker 3: great men again?

892
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:06,359
Speaker 1: Oh but I thought you're about me because you said

893
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:08,200
Speaker 1: you couldn't get me, you couldn't put me on the

894
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:09,799
Speaker 1: spectrum because you haven't known me for long enough.

895
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:11,920
Speaker 3: Well, I just need some more time. I think I

896
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,160
Speaker 3: got to come down to the Kansas City House.

897
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:15,040
Speaker 1: Okay, you need to.

898
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:19,600
Speaker 3: Get it, okay, okay, And what do you need to

899
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:23,040
Speaker 3: see there? You know when you watch like any reality

900
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:26,200
Speaker 3: show and they do the backstory of the person's like I.

901
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:29,040
Speaker 2: Just I've always wanted to be a singer. So you

902
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:31,319
Speaker 2: know this is my teacher, from my music teacher from

903
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:32,680
Speaker 2: I want to I need to meet you.

904
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:33,880
Speaker 1: Need to meet some of my teachers.

905
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:36,040
Speaker 3: So we need to do it like a star is born.

906
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:39,040
Speaker 3: Okay I didn't I don't know you didn't watch them now, so.

907
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:41,120
Speaker 1: Y'all aren't gonna okay, we'll place me on the scale

908
00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:42,840
Speaker 1: once you so okay. So so I'm make sure I

909
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:44,480
Speaker 1: want to know where how I can get there. I

910
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:45,799
Speaker 1: need to take you to Kansas City.

911
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:48,319
Speaker 3: You got to be flut out, blown out.

912
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:52,880
Speaker 1: Yeah that listen, I'll get there, okay, Okay, I'll get there,

913
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:54,200
Speaker 1: and then I'm happy to fly you out.

914
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:59,800
Speaker 3: Okay and stop going. You know, he got tons of points.

915
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:02,399
Speaker 1: I've done it. I've done it for less. I've done

916
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:04,480
Speaker 1: it for people that meant less to me, and I

917
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:06,719
Speaker 1: want to you mean to me, and then for you.

918
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:08,160
Speaker 1: It's gonna have to be a decade. How long have

919
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:09,719
Speaker 1: I known you now? Five or five years?

920
00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:10,120
Speaker 3: Yes?

921
00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:11,960
Speaker 1: Okay, so I got to put in about double of

922
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:12,279
Speaker 1: the time.

923
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:13,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think you're I.

924
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:18,000
Speaker 2: Think you're doing great. You've almost reached your Yeah, okay,

925
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:24,120
Speaker 2: you're there, buddy, for you cooled in five year?

926
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:24,319
Speaker 1: Yes?

927
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:27,799
Speaker 3: Okay, best best best? Would you say your best white?

928
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:28,040
Speaker 1: Yeah?

929
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:32,640
Speaker 2: My best white? Who did my best white? I'm gonna

930
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:39,040
Speaker 2: say Kelly Ripper? Why Kelly, Well, I know why you're

931
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:42,239
Speaker 2: about the best story or or you know Jim Carrey.

932
00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:46,440
Speaker 2: Jim Carrey might be my really it is controversial, but

933
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:49,360
Speaker 2: for me, for me, my best white, I'm gonna say that,

934
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:50,680
Speaker 2: and everyone gets thrown.

935
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:52,759
Speaker 3: And everybody gets it, can it did? They don't have

936
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:56,000
Speaker 3: to be the best for everyone, just for your individual

937
00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:59,120
Speaker 3: best white? Yea yeah, you're a ranking worst white. That's

938
00:40:59,239 --> 00:41:00,839
Speaker 3: the title of y Yeah.

939
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:02,720
Speaker 5: Different.

940
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:05,480
Speaker 2: Kelly Ripper came in from a gala. She had like

941
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:08,560
Speaker 2: about seven friends with her. She's in a gown with

942
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:13,520
Speaker 2: her husband. They're hanging getting drinks, taking care whatever. She

943
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:16,960
Speaker 2: the bill wasn't even that high. She overtipped me, like

944
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:19,440
Speaker 2: five six hundred dollars best.

945
00:41:19,239 --> 00:41:20,160
Speaker 1: White for me, good white.

946
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:22,080
Speaker 3: Wow, that's a good dollars. That's all you need. You

947
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:22,919
Speaker 3: too can be the best.

948
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:32,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, felt comfort plus for you, and then five hundred

949
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:32,959
Speaker 1: dollars for you on morning.

950
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:36,200
Speaker 2: Another another best wife for me, Lizzie Grubman. She did

951
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:39,720
Speaker 2: who hit all those people? And she said, y'all white trash?

952
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:41,000
Speaker 2: And I said, say that.

953
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:45,239
Speaker 5: That you made this person off?

954
00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:47,600
Speaker 3: No, I did not. She she's like a publicist that

955
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:54,560
Speaker 3: like icon years ago. She hit a bunch of yes, no, no, no,

956
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:56,560
Speaker 3: she hit a work Let me tell the rest of

957
00:41:56,600 --> 00:42:01,319
Speaker 3: the story. She hit your manager from refram. I imagine, yo.

958
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:03,799
Speaker 2: If she did, I would have married her. I would

959
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:04,880
Speaker 2: be like, hey, girl, I know you know I gave,

960
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:08,760
Speaker 2: but let's link up. I had a scholarship in college.

961
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:14,920
Speaker 2: One semester I failed, so I lost my scholarship and

962
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:18,280
Speaker 2: wonder Lizzy Grubman paid for me to go back to school.

963
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:20,800
Speaker 3: How did you know, Lizzie g I was interning for

964
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:24,080
Speaker 3: her at at her PR company. Okay, yeah, this is

965
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:27,000
Speaker 3: before after the accident. This is after the accident. Well,

966
00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:29,320
Speaker 3: she was like, let me just and you know what

967
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:34,439
Speaker 3: that sounds like? That sounds like something Angelina. She paid

968
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:37,160
Speaker 3: for all them kids, something Angelina Joee would do. Is

969
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:39,759
Speaker 3: also a good title. I kind of like that. I

970
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:43,840
Speaker 3: kind of what Angelina Joe. Yeah, and she let her

971
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:46,279
Speaker 3: little black daughter go to Spelman where the black girls

972
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:47,719
Speaker 3: should go. She's doing great.

973
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:50,759
Speaker 2: You know, she's not my best wife, Lizzy girl. She

974
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:53,680
Speaker 2: didn't give you five hundred dollars. Okay, but Lizzie Grubman

975
00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:55,640
Speaker 2: paid for a whole semester. So that was, you know,

976
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:58,000
Speaker 2: sixteen thoush sixteen.

977
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:01,080
Speaker 3: Well, what's going on with Lizzy now? Where she at?

978
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:01,480
Speaker 3: I don't know.

979
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:02,680
Speaker 5: You're not saying the wheel.

980
00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:07,239
Speaker 2: I think everybody should be allowed to hit a few

981
00:43:07,239 --> 00:43:10,040
Speaker 2: people in the Hamptons and still walk right because a

982
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:10,400
Speaker 2: lot of.

983
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:13,480
Speaker 3: A lot of bad have a funny sentence because the

984
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:17,920
Speaker 3: people they hit can't walk. You saw that, and you

985
00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:21,120
Speaker 3: see how we worked so hard here yeah, let's talk

986
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:26,279
Speaker 3: about Facebook. But we forgot about that. But we're here.

987
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:30,120
Speaker 3: We was really going in. Yeah, you took us there,

988
00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:31,279
Speaker 3: and we have to know.

989
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:33,240
Speaker 5: I just like to know that you guys brought up whiteness.

990
00:43:33,239 --> 00:43:35,080
Speaker 5: I'm interested in it, and I wanted to know where

991
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:35,399
Speaker 5: I fall.

992
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:37,000
Speaker 3: I always that's funny.

993
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:38,440
Speaker 1: I'm interested in whiteness.

994
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:40,600
Speaker 3: And you see that you bought it right back, just

995
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:41,359
Speaker 3: like a white man.

996
00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:42,239
Speaker 1: Just like a white man.

997
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:46,520
Speaker 3: So you can't be the best. Somewhere, somewhere to the bottom.

998
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:54,719
Speaker 1: I'm in the Christopher Columbus here more than John Booth

999
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:58,280
Speaker 1: somewhere did something cool but probably had some bad ideas

1000
00:43:58,280 --> 00:43:58,640
Speaker 1: as well.

1001
00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:03,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, somewhere between John Booth and like Louis k Okay,

1002
00:44:04,239 --> 00:44:05,600
Speaker 2: Louis just pulled his p out.

1003
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:08,920
Speaker 3: He wasn't that bad, but then somebody pulled their dick out.

1004
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:09,600
Speaker 3: You won't look.

1005
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:11,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's counting on it.

1006
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:13,040
Speaker 3: No, No, like.

1007
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:17,919
Speaker 2: Like somebody out on the train ones. Yeah, I'm looking

1008
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:20,480
Speaker 2: everywhere else. I'm acting like it's there. You know what

1009
00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:23,400
Speaker 2: we've established, Sidney, You somebody pulled that.

1010
00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:26,800
Speaker 3: They got No, I'm finding everywhere else. I'm like Sydney,

1011
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:30,040
Speaker 3: that you are going live on that train you know

1012
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:32,879
Speaker 3: I don't have no service back.

1013
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:35,920
Speaker 5: That's so he's not going to see the dick she's

1014
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:36,799
Speaker 5: trying to put the headphones back.

1015
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:43,040
Speaker 2: I'm like, you know what Sydney needs for the house work,

1016
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:45,879
Speaker 2: and she needs that like glasses, kids with the room

1017
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:46,839
Speaker 2: for air.

1018
00:44:48,239 --> 00:44:50,440
Speaker 3: With literally just and it would just be the string

1019
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:55,720
Speaker 3: hot yeah. Tailor. Back to the moms on the internet,

1020
00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:59,279
Speaker 3: I feel like you have more examples mess of them. Well,

1021
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:01,120
Speaker 3: like we're how long have you and your mother been

1022
00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:02,280
Speaker 3: friends on socials?

1023
00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:04,200
Speaker 1: Long time? Me and my mom are very close. I

1024
00:45:04,239 --> 00:45:05,759
Speaker 1: do have a selfless mom. My mom is great. My

1025
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:06,719
Speaker 1: mom can get away with anything.

1026
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:09,200
Speaker 5: She can send me any memes she on she can do.

1027
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:10,920
Speaker 1: My mom is the best. She raised my brother and

1028
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,520
Speaker 1: I by herself, single mom, while working three jobs and

1029
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:14,520
Speaker 1: putting herself through college.

1030
00:45:14,719 --> 00:45:19,600
Speaker 3: You know who works too, kids and steps.

1031
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:22,400
Speaker 1: My mom and I love her and so she can

1032
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:24,160
Speaker 1: do whatever she wants on Facebook. But I will say

1033
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:26,520
Speaker 1: I've been on Facebook in years and years, but when

1034
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:29,239
Speaker 1: I was on back in the day, these moms are

1035
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:32,839
Speaker 1: on there speaking of mess exclusive, airing each other out.

1036
00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:34,279
Speaker 3: They're airing each other out.

1037
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:36,279
Speaker 1: They're literally geting on Facebook's adest and be like to

1038
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:38,759
Speaker 1: whoever told my daughter down to the school today that

1039
00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:41,080
Speaker 1: she couldn't wear a tube top. I told her she

1040
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:43,640
Speaker 1: could wear it next time, call me. And then they're

1041
00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:45,400
Speaker 1: in the comments being like she's too young for a

1042
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:48,480
Speaker 1: tube you know, like they're really like going in over there,

1043
00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:49,640
Speaker 1: and I love and respect it.

1044
00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:52,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like that generation uses social media differently

1045
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:56,120
Speaker 2: than everybody else. Yeah, because there is full sentences they

1046
00:45:56,239 --> 00:45:58,120
Speaker 2: use this Senmi Collin's.

1047
00:45:57,680 --> 00:45:59,799
Speaker 3: It's like girl, we use the word us.

1048
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:04,040
Speaker 2: It's a it's seymour that you're gonna have to and

1049
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:06,719
Speaker 2: then you're gonna see the rest of the paracraft aarographs

1050
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:10,560
Speaker 2: roll out and they're giving they're giving full on college dissertation.

1051
00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:13,080
Speaker 3: They're they're indenting, they're tabbing in.

1052
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:17,240
Speaker 1: I'm worried that my mom is addicted to the attention

1053
00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:19,600
Speaker 1: because she after I did a podcast episode with her

1054
00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:23,239
Speaker 1: and people really liked that. Oh she's getting stopped on

1055
00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:24,560
Speaker 1: the street for pictures, people love it.

1056
00:46:24,719 --> 00:46:25,160
Speaker 3: Shut up.

1057
00:46:25,239 --> 00:46:27,920
Speaker 1: But now she's created a profile on every platform that

1058
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,000
Speaker 1: she didn't have one to go and comment on stuff,

1059
00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:32,719
Speaker 1: Like she created a YouTube account just to comment on

1060
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:34,640
Speaker 1: the video and be like, thank y'all for the love

1061
00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:37,719
Speaker 1: I'm so proud of my son, and she's loving the likes.

1062
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:39,440
Speaker 1: I can feel it, I can feel it changing it.

1063
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:40,880
Speaker 3: She worked hard for she made you.

1064
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:41,600
Speaker 1: She didn't.

1065
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:44,279
Speaker 3: She worked hard for that.

1066
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:46,440
Speaker 1: She did. She worked hard for me, and then I

1067
00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:50,640
Speaker 1: worked hard for the likes. She kind of into the

1068
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:54,239
Speaker 1: yes mom, the and the likes.

1069
00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:56,640
Speaker 3: She wants to do at the shows, which you on

1070
00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:57,880
Speaker 3: stage doing.

1071
00:46:58,239 --> 00:47:00,880
Speaker 1: At the show. She's at the sh show. She's getting

1072
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:02,640
Speaker 1: real drunk at the shows. That's my girl.

1073
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:05,680
Speaker 3: I think mom's on the internet, like my mom. My

1074
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:06,360
Speaker 3: mom was on the.

1075
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:10,359
Speaker 2: Internet, and she was the type to like give bad

1076
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:14,239
Speaker 2: news in the comments, like you're posting of you in

1077
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:19,080
Speaker 2: your Halloween costume and she's like, oh my god, Uncle

1078
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:19,960
Speaker 2: sugar Doo died.

1079
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:27,520
Speaker 3: Stop like that Sugardo died. Was he diabetic? I don't

1080
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:29,920
Speaker 3: know his name, but that was just that was his nickname.

1081
00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:33,120
Speaker 3: I don't know. That's not like he lost the foot, No,

1082
00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:33,800
Speaker 3: it's not.

1083
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:36,640
Speaker 2: He had all his limbs, but they called him uncle Sugardo.

1084
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:39,360
Speaker 2: He lived in Little Rock, Arkansas. That feels like a

1085
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:42,080
Speaker 2: name that pairs well with a place, and Little Rock,

1086
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:43,840
Speaker 2: Arkansas has multiple sugar Do.

1087
00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:44,400
Speaker 3: Sugar Doo.

1088
00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:48,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, he had his refrigerator locked up, chain, chain and lock.

1089
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:50,640
Speaker 2: We could not just go in there and just get

1090
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:52,960
Speaker 2: a nice cold pop. He was like, you're gonna have

1091
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:54,800
Speaker 2: to get that key because I'm tired.

1092
00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:56,120
Speaker 3: Of you kids running in and out.

1093
00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:58,560
Speaker 5: And he's real, because kids do running in and out.

1094
00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:02,120
Speaker 3: He said, you're not drinking on my Oh, they grabbed

1095
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:02,560
Speaker 3: too much.

1096
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:04,520
Speaker 1: From the fridge. My little cousins come over to my

1097
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:06,480
Speaker 1: house in King City and they try to do all

1098
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:08,120
Speaker 1: kinds of crazy shit. They try to eat a popsicle

1099
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:11,200
Speaker 1: on my couch. I said, the couch is more important

1100
00:48:11,239 --> 00:48:12,800
Speaker 1: to me than you are. Get off the couch with

1101
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:13,360
Speaker 1: the popsicle.

1102
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:14,319
Speaker 3: What color is the couch.

1103
00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:15,400
Speaker 5: The couch is a.

1104
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:18,680
Speaker 1: Light gray and the popsicle is a dark purple. These

1105
00:48:18,719 --> 00:48:20,719
Speaker 1: boys are not responsible. They're eating popcorn in the bed.

1106
00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:23,839
Speaker 1: I can't believe it. Who raised them? Well, they're being

1107
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:29,160
Speaker 1: raised very progressive. Sounds like my uncle are very progressive. Okay,

1108
00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:31,719
Speaker 1: I rethought hitting kids. I've been so anti hitting kids,

1109
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:33,080
Speaker 1: and then sometimes they're at my house and I go,

1110
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:33,880
Speaker 1: I understand it.

1111
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:37,160
Speaker 3: You're anti hitting kids. Maybe don't hit them, but shake

1112
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:38,080
Speaker 3: them a little, never hit them.

1113
00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:41,560
Speaker 1: Well, you can't shake them either, because their brains are fragile.

1114
00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:43,000
Speaker 1: Maybe shake a kid.

1115
00:48:43,239 --> 00:48:46,240
Speaker 3: The kids are not what they used to be. They're indestructible.

1116
00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:50,640
Speaker 1: No, I want to talk to you off mic. I

1117
00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:51,239
Speaker 1: want to talk to you.

1118
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:53,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, you need to talk to on Mike. I

1119
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:54,680
Speaker 3: mean we've been, haven't.

1120
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:58,520
Speaker 2: We've had some some controversial takes here, and they let

1121
00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:00,640
Speaker 2: us know in the reviews that they weren't.

1122
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:02,799
Speaker 3: They weren't happy about something said.

1123
00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:06,840
Speaker 1: It's so annoyed, you know, I know. And it's also like,

1124
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:08,920
Speaker 1: you know what I don't like Now everyone keeps a

1125
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:10,560
Speaker 1: record the same thing with me. I'll say things and

1126
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:12,400
Speaker 1: people will be like actually, and I'm like, shut up,

1127
00:49:12,719 --> 00:49:15,000
Speaker 1: you can there's this whole record now, and everyone expects

1128
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:15,680
Speaker 1: you to be flawless.

1129
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:16,719
Speaker 5: I'm like, I'm not.

1130
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:19,600
Speaker 1: I just want to say sometimes I'm feeling something and

1131
00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:21,760
Speaker 1: the vibe is more important than the veracity.

1132
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:24,080
Speaker 2: You know. I just want to let everybody know I'm

1133
00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:27,040
Speaker 2: a comedian first. Yeah, I'm saying no, no, no.

1134
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:31,000
Speaker 3: No no, you're a Christian first, Christian faith Christian.

1135
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:38,400
Speaker 1: I'm a comedian in faith first and foremost. Find me

1136
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:41,239
Speaker 1: down at the being a comedian in faith. I have

1137
00:49:41,239 --> 00:49:43,000
Speaker 1: a question for you too. Yes, it's been on my mind.

1138
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:45,200
Speaker 1: I was thinking about it on my way over here. Okay,

1139
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:46,600
Speaker 1: the show is called Messy.

1140
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:50,920
Speaker 3: Your two that's mess that you came here. Didn't know

1141
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:51,600
Speaker 3: the title.

1142
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:52,839
Speaker 1: Mess and messy. It's one letter.

1143
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:54,960
Speaker 3: Give me that.

1144
00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:58,680
Speaker 2: Messy means that it is, you know in the guise

1145
00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:03,040
Speaker 2: of mess. Yeah, mess is mess Like, yeah, mess is marriad.

1146
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:05,080
Speaker 3: This is what I'm not sure where she's arguing, but.

1147
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:08,680
Speaker 1: No, this is a mariment. I need to Yeah, I

1148
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:09,360
Speaker 1: need to check.

1149
00:50:09,239 --> 00:50:11,799
Speaker 3: Out your good sister's side. Whatever I say, you'd be like, yep, yeah,

1150
00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:15,719
Speaker 3: because you've said multiple things today that I was like, well,

1151
00:50:15,719 --> 00:50:19,920
Speaker 3: you're you're edible is defensive, That's what it is. Yeah,

1152
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:22,600
Speaker 3: and you know what, I would do it again. But

1153
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:27,360
Speaker 3: bag glad, she's a woman. I want to do what

1154
00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:29,279
Speaker 3: I wanted to be today, you know, and I want

1155
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:32,120
Speaker 3: to be hum that. I want to be my love Doug.

1156
00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:37,400
Speaker 3: But science whatever, it doesn't matter. I'm looking for lip bomb.

1157
00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:40,600
Speaker 1: What's the question that you're well, your guys dynamic just

1158
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:42,879
Speaker 1: now really leads into the question, which is I want

1159
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:44,920
Speaker 1: to know genuinely and don't please don't lie to.

1160
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:46,839
Speaker 5: Me because I have a barometer for it and I'm

1161
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:47,480
Speaker 5: not feeling it.

1162
00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:52,720
Speaker 3: I don't want to hear the truth the liars, first

1163
00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:56,160
Speaker 3: liars in second christ by faith.

1164
00:50:56,160 --> 00:50:58,080
Speaker 1: I'm a Christian by faith. I want to know in

1165
00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:01,320
Speaker 1: y'all's long story, beautiful friendship, Yeah, what is the biggest

1166
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:02,759
Speaker 1: mess that you two have had between the two of you?

1167
00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:04,680
Speaker 1: Got your ass?

1168
00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:08,040
Speaker 3: I'm thinking, got your ass? So me and City don't

1169
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:08,719
Speaker 3: really have mess.

1170
00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:10,919
Speaker 1: Don't lie to me. See this is what I'm talking about.

1171
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:13,240
Speaker 1: You're gonna tell me in your whole friendship, we don't.

1172
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:15,799
Speaker 3: Have a mess.

1173
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:19,360
Speaker 5: That's not what Sydney's eyes are telling me. Sydney, Okay, Well, the.

1174
00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:22,920
Speaker 2: Only mess that we had was when we when we

1175
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:24,719
Speaker 2: wanted your birthday trip for Americash.

1176
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:28,320
Speaker 3: That was the only mess. Uh, what happened? Our friend,

1177
00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:31,880
Speaker 3: our friend of ours had planned a lot of the stuff,

1178
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:34,320
Speaker 3: and there was because I'm not a planner. Yeah, and

1179
00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:36,040
Speaker 3: it's not birthday trip, but I don't want to plan.

1180
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:38,560
Speaker 3: And it was no breaks. It was no breaks, and

1181
00:51:38,719 --> 00:51:40,920
Speaker 3: you know, I'm a nap. I need a nap. I'm

1182
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:42,080
Speaker 3: a sleepy ass whole.

1183
00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:44,720
Speaker 2: And so you know I didn't travel, you know, eighteen

1184
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:47,080
Speaker 2: hours to go somewhere and then be like fee five

1185
00:51:47,239 --> 00:51:49,640
Speaker 2: four FuMB and we're running rip zips up. But it

1186
00:51:49,719 --> 00:51:51,600
Speaker 2: was also her birthday, so I was like me, wants

1187
00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:53,239
Speaker 2: to run around as well.

1188
00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:54,160
Speaker 5: Yeh, what was.

1189
00:51:56,320 --> 00:52:01,920
Speaker 3: The itinerary was stacked? It was stacked. Scale send you

1190
00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:06,160
Speaker 3: a Google doc trip. Actually I should say I gotta

1191
00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:08,440
Speaker 3: I gotta cancel, like yeah, but you know what the

1192
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:12,960
Speaker 3: real mess is here. Sid had the itinerary weeks before

1193
00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:15,800
Speaker 3: the trip, never checked it, and then we get on

1194
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:17,840
Speaker 3: the trip. That being said, I also didn't really check it.

1195
00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:22,080
Speaker 3: We get there and it was like, oh, this is

1196
00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:24,640
Speaker 3: a park, this is a this is a where were

1197
00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:28,560
Speaker 3: we garden the gardens and it was like tour guys,

1198
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:33,239
Speaker 3: biographic ass tour. No, it be fine, but it was

1199
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:35,400
Speaker 3: like we've been friends for you. We've never had a

1200
00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:38,080
Speaker 3: nine terran. We go with the flow. We vibes only

1201
00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:41,640
Speaker 3: go somewhere. I'm not touching. We touched down. We know somebody,

1202
00:52:41,719 --> 00:52:44,799
Speaker 3: We post hey, we hear, We get twenty texts, hey

1203
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:47,160
Speaker 3: come here it. We get in free. We ain't worried

1204
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:48,279
Speaker 3: about I'm not hearing any mess.

1205
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:48,640
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1206
00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:50,080
Speaker 3: So what I'm trying to say to you is we

1207
00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:52,120
Speaker 3: haven't really you know, there was a mess. We was

1208
00:52:52,160 --> 00:52:55,520
Speaker 3: in a desert. Baby, we drove ten eleven hours to

1209
00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:57,800
Speaker 3: the desert, and I said, oh this my well go

1210
00:52:57,920 --> 00:53:00,120
Speaker 3: to Morocco and doesn't go to the Sahara Desert. I

1211
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:00,759
Speaker 3: didn't know that.

1212
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:03,320
Speaker 4: So what I didn't know that we was driving in

1213
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:07,160
Speaker 4: a little It was in the itinerary in a little

1214
00:53:07,239 --> 00:53:10,800
Speaker 4: ass was seven of the Google doc you need to

1215
00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:11,120
Speaker 4: tap in.

1216
00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:12,120
Speaker 1: So where's the mess? Y'all?

1217
00:53:12,120 --> 00:53:12,520
Speaker 5: Gotten to fight?

1218
00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:12,960
Speaker 3: The two of you?

1219
00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:19,319
Speaker 1: I cried, sorry because because of something between the two.

1220
00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:22,160
Speaker 5: But she didn't make the itinerary.

1221
00:53:22,239 --> 00:53:25,160
Speaker 2: So also I didn't know that. I was like, you

1222
00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:27,480
Speaker 2: would plan something like this. Was like, girl, you know

1223
00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:28,479
Speaker 2: I didn't plan nothing.

1224
00:53:28,560 --> 00:53:31,239
Speaker 3: I was like, all right, cool, cool, Well we was.

1225
00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:33,680
Speaker 2: We was in tents and it was the tense where

1226
00:53:34,239 --> 00:53:36,080
Speaker 2: like it was all three of us and there's a

1227
00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:40,120
Speaker 2: little veil. You could hear, you could smell somebody pooping, ping,

1228
00:53:40,880 --> 00:53:42,359
Speaker 2: showering that I could see.

1229
00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:45,200
Speaker 3: I could see your uterus. Like it was a lot.

1230
00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:48,200
Speaker 3: But that's how it made us closer, actually made it.

1231
00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:51,160
Speaker 3: To answer your question, there hasn't really been no mess

1232
00:53:51,239 --> 00:53:53,640
Speaker 3: between us, y'all just put on a master cross in lying.

1233
00:53:55,760 --> 00:53:58,800
Speaker 3: Telling lying, Sydney is telling you a story about a

1234
00:53:58,840 --> 00:54:02,960
Speaker 3: girl's trip where uh, somebody cried, that's what girls trips are. Yeah,

1235
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:06,719
Speaker 3: I don't go on if you don't. If you First

1236
00:54:06,719 --> 00:54:09,920
Speaker 3: of all, we went on a ten day with Max.

1237
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:13,279
Speaker 3: Too many Dan days. That's there. No like girls that much,

1238
00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:14,120
Speaker 3: including Listbi.

1239
00:54:14,239 --> 00:54:15,600
Speaker 1: I don't do trips with girls anymore.

1240
00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:17,160
Speaker 5: Oh, I'm off it.

1241
00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:20,719
Speaker 1: I love women, all loved women, yes, but trips with

1242
00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:23,080
Speaker 1: women you have to be built. Even as a game man,

1243
00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:23,799
Speaker 1: you have to be built.

1244
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:27,960
Speaker 3: Murray, I can't ride my Marie. You giving up element.

1245
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:32,239
Speaker 1: The last ten minutes of Marie first of all, baked

1246
00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:32,759
Speaker 1: out of her mind.

1247
00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:35,440
Speaker 3: Just let me just take everything out of the clawing

1248
00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:37,800
Speaker 3: through the purse, apple headphone.

1249
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:38,239
Speaker 5: Just going, just going.

1250
00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:41,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, Marks was crazy face masks, this is.

1251
00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:42,799
Speaker 5: Nuts, this is nuts.

1252
00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:44,520
Speaker 3: And he just gave it to eye under eye.

1253
00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:48,719
Speaker 1: Think for anyone that's just listening and not watching. I'm

1254
00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:54,120
Speaker 1: coming to you live from the recording mill. They brought

1255
00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:57,240
Speaker 1: me to Times Square, These girls brought me to Times

1256
00:54:57,239 --> 00:54:59,400
Speaker 1: Square to go through their purse and ignore me.

1257
00:54:59,719 --> 00:55:02,719
Speaker 3: No, I would, I would never, Caleb, I've been locked

1258
00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:03,520
Speaker 3: in with They put me.

1259
00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:07,239
Speaker 1: In the Christopher Columbus Tier of Whites, and then they

1260
00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:11,040
Speaker 1: started going through their bags and now they're sharing products

1261
00:55:11,080 --> 00:55:11,600
Speaker 1: and tips.

1262
00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:13,719
Speaker 3: I'm been mistreated, but I love.

1263
00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:16,800
Speaker 2: That you asked this question because when people ask about

1264
00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:19,920
Speaker 2: me and I'm like, yo, the reason why we have

1265
00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:20,560
Speaker 2: not made it.

1266
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:23,200
Speaker 3: To the top is because we put our friendship first. Yeah,

1267
00:55:23,280 --> 00:55:24,480
Speaker 3: you can give you a stuff on each other a

1268
00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:24,799
Speaker 3: little bit.

1269
00:55:24,840 --> 00:55:28,360
Speaker 2: I'd rather have no money, you know, podcasts just doing okay,

1270
00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:31,399
Speaker 2: then like us, you know, have a million dollar deal

1271
00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:32,160
Speaker 2: and then.

1272
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:34,480
Speaker 3: Hate each other million dollars and this will be our

1273
00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:39,080
Speaker 3: last episode. Yeah yeah, all right, let me head out.

1274
00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:42,640
Speaker 3: Here we go, here we go. Everything. I took out

1275
00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:43,080
Speaker 3: the person.

1276
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:45,680
Speaker 2: But you know, you know some people who link up

1277
00:55:45,719 --> 00:55:48,520
Speaker 2: and start doing you know, work together and like collaborating

1278
00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:51,000
Speaker 2: and then be duos whatever, and they literally hate each

1279
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:53,399
Speaker 2: other just together because they're making money.

1280
00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:56,560
Speaker 3: And I said, I rather not make money and be

1281
00:55:56,719 --> 00:56:03,560
Speaker 3: with my No, I'm saying that is listening.

1282
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:08,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, you ever have true friendship, then the bag

1283
00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:09,439
Speaker 2: I wasn't a friend.

1284
00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:12,680
Speaker 1: I wouldn't by the way, by the way, yeah not me.

1285
00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:14,880
Speaker 1: I'm different, but God bless I love that.

1286
00:56:16,360 --> 00:56:20,399
Speaker 5: God bless. I would sell either one of you out

1287
00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:22,279
Speaker 5: for for a two hundred dollars.

1288
00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:24,600
Speaker 3: And that's why you in the Columbus cheer of what.

1289
00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:29,800
Speaker 1: No, I'm kidding, y'all know I'm kidding.

1290
00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:49,480
Speaker 3: Oh, here's my good wife.

1291
00:56:50,880 --> 00:56:52,600
Speaker 1: I would do anything to hear my name right now.

1292
00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:56,680
Speaker 1: I would do anything name right now. God, if you

1293
00:56:56,719 --> 00:56:59,439
Speaker 1: can hear me, put my name on Marie's heart, God,

1294
00:56:59,480 --> 00:57:00,120
Speaker 1: if you can hear me.

1295
00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:01,880
Speaker 3: Okay, I just want you to know, this has been

1296
00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:04,080
Speaker 3: the messiest episode we've had. That's my goal.

1297
00:57:04,360 --> 00:57:04,919
Speaker 5: That's my goal.

1298
00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:05,960
Speaker 3: The purse.

1299
00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:07,839
Speaker 5: The purse was unacceptable.

1300
00:57:10,280 --> 00:57:12,680
Speaker 3: That's in the running tour was unacceptable.

1301
00:57:13,280 --> 00:57:16,120
Speaker 1: The purse was a stone too fall. The purse was

1302
00:57:16,160 --> 00:57:18,919
Speaker 1: in front to me, in front of God. The purse

1303
00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:19,600
Speaker 1: was not right.

1304
00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:22,400
Speaker 2: When I watched a movie of my life with the

1305
00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:24,920
Speaker 2: Lord and he says, why you pull your purse out?

1306
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:30,080
Speaker 3: And yeah, goode stuff buying lips were dry and he said, okay,

1307
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:33,240
Speaker 3: well now you now, now you get one more.

1308
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:34,520
Speaker 5: That's gonna go.

1309
00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:37,600
Speaker 1: I say, you the best white to do your podcast?

1310
00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:39,360
Speaker 1: And you started going through your purse. He's gonna cry.

1311
00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:41,720
Speaker 3: I need. I need everybody in this room right now,

1312
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,840
Speaker 3: that's that's watching us before this, to think of their

1313
00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:46,720
Speaker 3: best white. And I'm gonna ask y'all at the end

1314
00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:47,320
Speaker 3: of the episode.

1315
00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:49,240
Speaker 1: I think mine is Dolly Parton, but I don't want

1316
00:57:49,280 --> 00:57:50,560
Speaker 1: to make it all about that. It just kind of

1317
00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:51,680
Speaker 1: came back to that organically.

1318
00:57:51,920 --> 00:57:57,120
Speaker 3: Never showed her man. Yeah, okay, she keeps him put away, hiding.

1319
00:57:57,320 --> 00:58:01,320
Speaker 2: He's in hiding. She's always had very large breast. But

1320
00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:04,480
Speaker 2: she doesn't ask like. She doesn't act like a like

1321
00:58:04,600 --> 00:58:07,360
Speaker 2: a triple titty, you know, I mean not triple titty.

1322
00:58:07,600 --> 00:58:10,560
Speaker 2: She doesn't act like a triple dye lady. You know

1323
00:58:10,760 --> 00:58:12,520
Speaker 2: she Actually it seems very demure.

1324
00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:13,360
Speaker 5: She's a double age.

1325
00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:20,160
Speaker 3: Actually, yes, she's a double if I knew that as

1326
00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:21,960
Speaker 3: somebody who doesn't care about women so much.

1327
00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:26,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, ladies, When did I say I don't care

1328
00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:27,080
Speaker 1: about women?

1329
00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:31,120
Speaker 3: You said women and girls, strips and y'all and with girls.

1330
00:58:31,240 --> 00:58:34,000
Speaker 1: I mean, it's crazy the things y'all can get bent

1331
00:58:34,040 --> 00:58:38,080
Speaker 1: out of shape about. Excuse me, wow, Garden, it's crazy.

1332
00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:38,640
Speaker 1: You agree?

1333
00:58:38,880 --> 00:58:41,320
Speaker 3: I agree? Because that was the tears in the desert.

1334
00:58:41,480 --> 00:58:43,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, all of a sudden, someone's crying in the living room.

1335
00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:44,840
Speaker 1: Like I just feel like if we're going to sit

1336
00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:46,600
Speaker 1: at the pool, like everyone should be notified. It's like,

1337
00:58:46,640 --> 00:58:48,520
Speaker 1: come out to the pool, bitch, Like, what is going on?

1338
00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:55,040
Speaker 3: First? Of all. Marie was no, no, no, Marie will

1339
00:58:55,120 --> 00:58:59,080
Speaker 3: not even notify it because she's on edibals, just on mushrooms,

1340
00:58:59,160 --> 00:59:00,680
Speaker 3: chilling like most of.

1341
00:59:00,720 --> 00:59:04,320
Speaker 2: The desert and doesn't do shrooms. So your sober best

1342
00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:09,560
Speaker 2: friend ten days off you celebrate. Yeah, you know what

1343
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:14,600
Speaker 2: saying it like that. It doesn't sound like see where

1344
00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:17,400
Speaker 2: I messed up. It's not like ten days on because

1345
00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:18,240
Speaker 2: you invited me.

1346
00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:22,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, you invited me that. No, no, no no, because

1347
00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:24,640
Speaker 3: that's what I was crying about, and that. I was like,

1348
00:59:24,720 --> 00:59:26,480
Speaker 3: you don't even need me here? Well am I here?

1349
00:59:26,840 --> 00:59:30,360
Speaker 5: Yeah? And she was like, no, what you were crying to?

1350
00:59:31,040 --> 00:59:37,120
Speaker 3: I hate tell me if you were crying, hold on

1351
00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:45,560
Speaker 3: because because Sydney is the only person who can make

1352
00:59:45,640 --> 00:59:48,720
Speaker 3: me cry my own tears. Yeah, and you know, I'm

1353
00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:51,280
Speaker 3: good for a good cry, like at least once a year.

1354
00:59:52,640 --> 00:59:55,160
Speaker 3: And it happened in America, And it happened in America.

1355
00:59:57,600 --> 00:59:58,200
Speaker 3: This is twice.

1356
00:59:58,280 --> 01:00:00,560
Speaker 2: The other time you cried was into but you cried

1357
01:00:00,600 --> 01:00:02,080
Speaker 2: because you were on mushrooms and you were having a

1358
01:00:02,080 --> 01:00:02,400
Speaker 2: good time.

1359
01:00:02,680 --> 01:00:06,320
Speaker 3: The mushrooms is a is throughout. Yeah, it's the theme

1360
01:00:06,360 --> 01:00:08,640
Speaker 3: of everything. You know. I like to feel good on

1361
01:00:08,680 --> 01:00:11,480
Speaker 3: my birthday, but the whole day to feel like I

1362
01:00:11,680 --> 01:00:14,560
Speaker 3: just floated through it and maybe I fell off a camel.

1363
01:00:14,960 --> 01:00:17,720
Speaker 3: And yeah, my friend cried in a tent while our

1364
01:00:17,760 --> 01:00:18,800
Speaker 3: friend was pooping next.

1365
01:00:18,640 --> 01:00:22,160
Speaker 1: To me, crying my own tears in Marrakesh. Yeah, another memoir,

1366
01:00:22,320 --> 01:00:24,920
Speaker 1: beautiful Tears in Marrakesh.

1367
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:27,800
Speaker 3: I also was having a like a schmid life crisis

1368
01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:32,400
Speaker 3: while we were in mary A, Marrakesh. I was having

1369
01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:35,200
Speaker 3: a schmid life crisis. And I was just like, I'm old,

1370
01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:38,640
Speaker 3: I can't hang. I need a nap, Like I'm not fun,

1371
01:00:38,800 --> 01:00:40,360
Speaker 3: I'm sober. She was cranky.

1372
01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:40,919
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1373
01:00:41,320 --> 01:00:44,200
Speaker 3: Also, we was in a car for eleven hours Marine

1374
01:00:48,720 --> 01:00:50,600
Speaker 3: and then Marie and she's like, girl, you on me.

1375
01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:58,440
Speaker 3: It's like girl, this off. I'm like, okay, okay, are you.

1376
01:01:00,280 --> 01:01:00,960
Speaker 1: Hold on you?

1377
01:01:01,480 --> 01:01:05,760
Speaker 3: I am a person of good posture, right, and I

1378
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:09,560
Speaker 3: like my personal space. We all have at least one friend.

1379
01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:12,240
Speaker 3: They like to lean on you. They lean on me,

1380
01:01:12,560 --> 01:01:16,400
Speaker 3: like Sidney is very much a leaner. Sidney's a put

1381
01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:18,360
Speaker 3: my feet under your but like you know what I'm saying,

1382
01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:25,040
Speaker 3: Like Sydney is a she's lying. Also, she's lying. I'm

1383
01:01:25,080 --> 01:01:27,840
Speaker 3: killing the truth. The seats in the car were like this,

1384
01:01:28,080 --> 01:01:31,439
Speaker 3: and it's four of us on in the aisle. Girl

1385
01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:35,440
Speaker 3: was like, I'm not sitting in the middle. I'm not.

1386
01:01:35,520 --> 01:01:40,840
Speaker 3: She refused birth. So I'm in the middle seat and

1387
01:01:40,960 --> 01:01:43,960
Speaker 3: we're doing this and my knee touch you. That's not

1388
01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:47,240
Speaker 3: what happened. That's not hold on, that's not what happened.

1389
01:01:47,280 --> 01:01:47,960
Speaker 5: Can I also just.

1390
01:01:47,960 --> 01:01:50,840
Speaker 1: Call out before you go off to you being like,

1391
01:01:51,040 --> 01:01:53,840
Speaker 1: we've never really had mesks cuts.

1392
01:01:54,520 --> 01:02:05,280
Speaker 3: Both in the sah get it right. There's two types

1393
01:02:05,320 --> 01:02:08,280
Speaker 3: of people in the world. You're sitting in a car,

1394
01:02:08,720 --> 01:02:12,919
Speaker 3: we turn a corner, you lean obviously, that's how gravity works.

1395
01:02:14,320 --> 01:02:16,560
Speaker 2: You lean in and then you pick up, or you

1396
01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:18,520
Speaker 2: lean in after the turn and you just stay there.

1397
01:02:18,640 --> 01:02:22,520
Speaker 2: Sidney is a staate there. I cannot sit a state.

1398
01:02:22,760 --> 01:02:25,360
Speaker 2: Marie isn't very much. My space is my space and

1399
01:02:25,440 --> 01:02:27,880
Speaker 2: I need everybody. Marie would be like, this is my

1400
01:02:28,040 --> 01:02:29,240
Speaker 2: space and it's a lot of space.

1401
01:02:30,040 --> 01:02:31,760
Speaker 3: She got all the space. It's how is it a

1402
01:02:31,840 --> 01:02:34,680
Speaker 3: lot of space? She's a tiny girl, but the space

1403
01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:39,000
Speaker 3: is wide, tiny girl, big spaceople big world.

1404
01:02:39,560 --> 01:02:41,960
Speaker 5: People in this world. Dolly Parton and Sydney's manager.

1405
01:02:44,920 --> 01:02:47,640
Speaker 3: Three types of people in the world. Dolly Parton, Sydney's

1406
01:02:47,680 --> 01:02:52,160
Speaker 3: manager Lizzy Grubman shout out to you where you at?

1407
01:02:53,280 --> 01:02:55,400
Speaker 3: I don't even know where we are at with time.

1408
01:02:56,680 --> 01:02:59,000
Speaker 2: Fabulous, Wait we have we need to read a message

1409
01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:02,840
Speaker 2: message you know, we'll roll you out because I feel

1410
01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:03,640
Speaker 2: like we got so much.

1411
01:03:03,920 --> 01:03:07,040
Speaker 3: We really you really gave, girl, we are giving. I

1412
01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:09,320
Speaker 3: hope these microphones are on, because if not, y'all missed

1413
01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:10,320
Speaker 3: a hell of an episode.

1414
01:03:12,320 --> 01:03:14,920
Speaker 1: I would well, by the way I've done that, I've

1415
01:03:15,680 --> 01:03:17,880
Speaker 1: done a two hour, two or four so on someone's

1416
01:03:17,880 --> 01:03:19,600
Speaker 1: podcast and at the end looked over to the producer

1417
01:03:19,640 --> 01:03:25,920
Speaker 1: and be like, it's well, normally the lights like episode,

1418
01:03:27,280 --> 01:03:28,840
Speaker 1: my Joe Rogan episode is gonna come out.

1419
01:03:28,920 --> 01:03:29,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm just kidding.

1420
01:03:29,760 --> 01:03:31,920
Speaker 3: I would never that is crazy.

1421
01:03:32,120 --> 01:03:33,440
Speaker 1: He wouldn't have me on. He's scared.

1422
01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:36,120
Speaker 3: Wait, you would do Joe Rogan, Joe Rogan.

1423
01:03:36,120 --> 01:03:37,680
Speaker 1: I would go on Joe Rogan and change that young

1424
01:03:37,720 --> 01:03:38,240
Speaker 1: man's life.

1425
01:03:38,680 --> 01:03:42,440
Speaker 3: You young I would like to see that. Actually, it's

1426
01:03:42,520 --> 01:03:44,080
Speaker 3: kind of old old.

1427
01:03:44,440 --> 01:03:46,240
Speaker 1: It was kind of funny to call me on. I thought, yeah,

1428
01:03:46,520 --> 01:03:47,840
Speaker 1: I would have he would be a he would be

1429
01:03:47,880 --> 01:03:48,880
Speaker 1: a Burnie supporter by the end.

1430
01:03:48,960 --> 01:03:52,280
Speaker 3: You know what's mess agism? I'm about tie to everybody's

1431
01:03:52,520 --> 01:03:58,920
Speaker 3: old really, and the thing is. It's like if I

1432
01:03:59,040 --> 01:04:03,560
Speaker 3: was in your situation, Wait what your wife? Okay, Luigi, you're.

1433
01:04:03,360 --> 01:04:05,920
Speaker 2: Getting up assassinating me right now, and.

1434
01:04:08,640 --> 01:04:10,640
Speaker 3: You know you're Americans three hearts, so you're not going

1435
01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:11,240
Speaker 3: to jail for that.

1436
01:04:11,440 --> 01:04:12,920
Speaker 5: You're saying that you're against ageism.

1437
01:04:13,040 --> 01:04:14,840
Speaker 1: Is like when Chick fil A has those cows holding

1438
01:04:14,880 --> 01:04:16,520
Speaker 1: the sign that say eat more chickens.

1439
01:04:17,680 --> 01:04:21,040
Speaker 3: Can we add Luigi to the list of whites? Oh yeah,

1440
01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:23,760
Speaker 3: you're gonna put him go to bed? Where are you putting?

1441
01:04:23,800 --> 01:04:24,000
Speaker 1: Good?

1442
01:04:24,200 --> 01:04:26,600
Speaker 3: Until I learned that he got captured out of McDonald's,

1443
01:04:26,640 --> 01:04:29,480
Speaker 3: and then it's like, baby, my number one thing we

1444
01:04:29,840 --> 01:04:32,320
Speaker 3: should have gone, here's Olive Garden. That's why I think

1445
01:04:32,320 --> 01:04:34,240
Speaker 3: it's not really him was not the move.

1446
01:04:34,400 --> 01:04:36,560
Speaker 1: If he did kill that man, and I don't free him.

1447
01:04:36,560 --> 01:04:38,400
Speaker 1: I don't think he did. But if he did kill

1448
01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:41,680
Speaker 1: that man, Altuna was not the move. Altuna Pennsylvania was

1449
01:04:41,760 --> 01:04:42,400
Speaker 1: not the escape.

1450
01:04:42,840 --> 01:04:45,680
Speaker 3: But to have the gun with you, yeah, have like

1451
01:04:45,880 --> 01:04:48,800
Speaker 3: a letter that's like I didn't why would you.

1452
01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:50,600
Speaker 1: Here's what I'm going to say about the Luigi thing

1453
01:04:51,320 --> 01:04:54,760
Speaker 1: to that CEO, that man who had a wife and kids, right,

1454
01:04:54,800 --> 01:04:58,240
Speaker 1: and a guy who was a normal guy. They better

1455
01:04:58,680 --> 01:05:00,320
Speaker 1: his family. Better hope that I don't it on the

1456
01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:02,120
Speaker 1: jury because Luigi is going home.

1457
01:05:03,240 --> 01:05:04,480
Speaker 5: I'm sending him home.

1458
01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:05,920
Speaker 3: Now, and I just want to say, this is how

1459
01:05:06,080 --> 01:05:07,160
Speaker 3: un serious America.

1460
01:05:07,680 --> 01:05:09,880
Speaker 1: He'll be having meat balls with Nana by Sunday night.

1461
01:05:10,160 --> 01:05:13,000
Speaker 1: I'm sending him home. Well, hold on, he's going home.

1462
01:05:13,400 --> 01:05:16,479
Speaker 1: He's going home. Brother, I don't care. I'm a little

1463
01:05:16,640 --> 01:05:17,440
Speaker 1: interested in what he did.

1464
01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:23,160
Speaker 3: Luigi the white O J. Simpson of this generation. He

1465
01:05:23,600 --> 01:05:28,960
Speaker 3: might be no, but I'm just saying, like, in terms

1466
01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:31,320
Speaker 3: of like a trial that will capture the nation, it's

1467
01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:34,160
Speaker 3: definitely gonna be. Yeah. Yeah, brothers.

1468
01:05:34,440 --> 01:05:36,400
Speaker 5: Yeah that was yeah.

1469
01:05:38,160 --> 01:05:42,120
Speaker 2: Yeah's interesting when they was buying all that stuff.

1470
01:05:42,440 --> 01:05:44,439
Speaker 1: Their parents, Yeah, their parents.

1471
01:05:45,720 --> 01:05:48,400
Speaker 3: Oh how was that agent? Because I don't identify as

1472
01:05:48,440 --> 01:05:50,360
Speaker 3: a Menendez brother trial fan.

1473
01:05:50,680 --> 01:05:53,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what, we got some mess we'll read

1474
01:05:53,880 --> 01:05:58,680
Speaker 2: some we do messages here. We were supposed to do

1475
01:05:59,480 --> 01:06:01,920
Speaker 2: messy and just living. But I feel like the whole episode, Bro,

1476
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:03,800
Speaker 2: there's no supposed to this is mess.

1477
01:06:04,120 --> 01:06:08,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, it felt like mess. Okay, yeah, here we go,

1478
01:06:08,440 --> 01:06:11,920
Speaker 3: you already Yeah, tapped in walked in the title. My

1479
01:06:12,080 --> 01:06:16,640
Speaker 3: friends like him, but he likes me period period. You know,

1480
01:06:16,720 --> 01:06:19,560
Speaker 3: I'm here for it. Hey, y'all. So boom, that's the

1481
01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:24,640
Speaker 3: first sentence. Let's go started, So boom. Me and Calli

1482
01:06:24,760 --> 01:06:27,560
Speaker 3: are homegirls. She tells me there's this fine ass guy

1483
01:06:27,640 --> 01:06:29,560
Speaker 3: that starts at her job and she has a crush.

1484
01:06:29,960 --> 01:06:30,760
Speaker 3: His name is Henry.

1485
01:06:31,240 --> 01:06:33,280
Speaker 2: She brings him around, and I can tell he's clearly

1486
01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:35,560
Speaker 2: not into her. You could tell I don't like the

1487
01:06:35,600 --> 01:06:39,200
Speaker 2: way you wrote that friend as a friend. He's clearly

1488
01:06:39,320 --> 01:06:42,680
Speaker 2: ni aanswer. You feel good about that, You feel good

1489
01:06:42,680 --> 01:06:43,400
Speaker 2: about writing.

1490
01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:46,320
Speaker 3: That wishful thinking on her end. So over the last

1491
01:06:46,360 --> 01:06:48,800
Speaker 3: seven months we've all hung out as a group, about

1492
01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:51,520
Speaker 3: eight of us all together. I realized I like the

1493
01:06:51,640 --> 01:06:55,840
Speaker 3: nigga too, okay, so boom. So one day I tell him,

1494
01:06:56,720 --> 01:06:58,760
Speaker 3: but only because I thought Calli was hooking up with

1495
01:06:58,840 --> 01:07:01,560
Speaker 3: someone else in the group. Henry tells me he's digging

1496
01:07:01,640 --> 01:07:05,800
Speaker 3: me too. Turns out she wasn't hooking up, but she

1497
01:07:05,920 --> 01:07:10,120
Speaker 3: later tells me she sees herself marry Henry queen mind jew.

1498
01:07:10,280 --> 01:07:12,320
Speaker 3: He does not like her at all. She's just not

1499
01:07:12,400 --> 01:07:12,880
Speaker 3: his speed.

1500
01:07:13,800 --> 01:07:15,320
Speaker 5: Callie is my delusional queen.

1501
01:07:15,400 --> 01:07:15,840
Speaker 3: I love her.

1502
01:07:15,840 --> 01:07:16,960
Speaker 1: I would do anything for Callie.

1503
01:07:17,160 --> 01:07:20,120
Speaker 3: Me and Henry are vibing. Oh d. He doesn't want

1504
01:07:20,200 --> 01:07:22,360
Speaker 3: drama because he likes the friend group and he works

1505
01:07:22,440 --> 01:07:25,000
Speaker 3: with Callie. He doesn't want to hurt her feelings. I'm like,

1506
01:07:25,200 --> 01:07:27,560
Speaker 3: fuck it, just tell her the truth. You don't like

1507
01:07:27,640 --> 01:07:30,800
Speaker 3: her life isn't fair? Am I wrong for this? We

1508
01:07:31,040 --> 01:07:33,880
Speaker 3: grown just because you like someone, that does not mean

1509
01:07:33,960 --> 01:07:37,440
Speaker 3: you called dibbs. Unless he secretly likes her, but I

1510
01:07:37,520 --> 01:07:39,760
Speaker 3: don't think so. This is back this back and forth

1511
01:07:39,800 --> 01:07:40,360
Speaker 3: that she wrote.

1512
01:07:40,760 --> 01:07:42,920
Speaker 2: But that's how I know she's the psychopath, because the

1513
01:07:42,960 --> 01:07:45,720
Speaker 2: way she's like talking to us, talking to herself is

1514
01:07:45,760 --> 01:07:46,080
Speaker 2: a lot.

1515
01:07:46,280 --> 01:07:49,400
Speaker 3: It's well written, though, Yeah, because I'm following the train

1516
01:07:49,480 --> 01:07:52,000
Speaker 3: of thought. Unless he secretly likes her, but I don't

1517
01:07:52,040 --> 01:07:54,840
Speaker 3: think so, because she's made her interest very known and

1518
01:07:54,960 --> 01:07:58,080
Speaker 3: he hasn't acted at all. She thinks he's scared of

1519
01:07:58,240 --> 01:08:00,880
Speaker 3: the pussy. Wow, but me and him made out.

1520
01:08:01,040 --> 01:08:04,520
Speaker 5: Calli is so fucking real. Way, Kelly is so fucking real?

1521
01:08:04,640 --> 01:08:07,240
Speaker 3: Callie? I love you girl. Wait, no, Calli is the

1522
01:08:07,400 --> 01:08:09,320
Speaker 3: friend this is you're talking about?

1523
01:08:09,320 --> 01:08:11,560
Speaker 1: The friend is the delusional one that thinks he's scared

1524
01:08:11,600 --> 01:08:13,120
Speaker 1: of the pussy. Yes, that's Callie.

1525
01:08:13,200 --> 01:08:14,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm riding with Cali.

1526
01:08:14,240 --> 01:08:17,040
Speaker 3: Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, I got one

1527
01:08:17,120 --> 01:08:20,960
Speaker 3: more Okay, from the top. He thinks she's scared of

1528
01:08:21,040 --> 01:08:22,800
Speaker 3: the pussy. But me and him made out and I

1529
01:08:22,880 --> 01:08:25,840
Speaker 3: kissed his dick, so if he wanted to, he would.

1530
01:08:25,960 --> 01:08:28,920
Speaker 3: What y'all think war misregards.

1531
01:08:31,840 --> 01:08:36,240
Speaker 1: So my thoughts is this mess call is an icon,

1532
01:08:36,920 --> 01:08:39,720
Speaker 1: Henry is irrelevant, and this person needs to go fuck

1533
01:08:39,760 --> 01:08:41,720
Speaker 1: someone else. If your friend likes him, go fuck someone else.

1534
01:08:41,720 --> 01:08:43,960
Speaker 1: There's a million people to fuck. Why does it have

1535
01:08:44,120 --> 01:08:46,559
Speaker 1: to be the person your friend likes that she works with? Weirdo?

1536
01:08:47,040 --> 01:08:48,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, but why are you trying to hook up with

1537
01:08:48,760 --> 01:08:49,680
Speaker 3: somebody that you work with?

1538
01:08:49,960 --> 01:08:53,240
Speaker 1: Calie is one of the realist person people I've ever

1539
01:08:53,320 --> 01:08:56,400
Speaker 1: heard of. I love Calli. She's delusional, she's messy, she's

1540
01:08:56,439 --> 01:08:58,760
Speaker 1: out of her mind. I'm obsessed with Callie, So.

1541
01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:02,840
Speaker 3: Is the person who wrote this email. Yeah, and out

1542
01:09:02,880 --> 01:09:03,599
Speaker 3: of her mind as well.

1543
01:09:03,720 --> 01:09:05,080
Speaker 1: She's out of her mind in a way that's mean

1544
01:09:05,160 --> 01:09:05,719
Speaker 1: to her friend.

1545
01:09:06,040 --> 01:09:09,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's that's that's my main issue is the

1546
01:09:09,760 --> 01:09:13,120
Speaker 2: way she How you write a story is basically how

1547
01:09:13,240 --> 01:09:15,240
Speaker 2: you're going to be perceived and how you Because I

1548
01:09:15,280 --> 01:09:17,040
Speaker 2: would say I don't think he's into her, but I

1549
01:09:17,160 --> 01:09:19,560
Speaker 2: was like, he's he's foolish, because why is he not

1550
01:09:19,680 --> 01:09:20,160
Speaker 2: in my friend?

1551
01:09:20,240 --> 01:09:21,320
Speaker 3: My friend is a catch I have.

1552
01:09:22,400 --> 01:09:25,479
Speaker 1: I have never had dick in my life good enough

1553
01:09:25,520 --> 01:09:26,839
Speaker 1: to hurt my friend's feelings about.

1554
01:09:26,680 --> 01:09:30,240
Speaker 5: It a man forever ever, ever once And that's good Dick.

1555
01:09:30,520 --> 01:09:33,280
Speaker 3: Thank you, Sam. Why why why?

1556
01:09:33,360 --> 01:09:35,760
Speaker 1: I just don't there's so many people to fuck. Why

1557
01:09:35,840 --> 01:09:37,800
Speaker 1: does it have to be to me? What Liz is

1558
01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:40,439
Speaker 1: there's something unprocessed in you. You're getting off on the

1559
01:09:40,479 --> 01:09:41,800
Speaker 1: fact that he likes you and not your.

1560
01:09:41,760 --> 01:09:45,040
Speaker 3: Friends, and that is the mess and that's why the man.

1561
01:09:45,800 --> 01:09:47,800
Speaker 3: Thank you for writing this girl. But you know we

1562
01:09:48,040 --> 01:09:51,200
Speaker 3: we are listening and judging, and I'm gonna stay.

1563
01:09:54,320 --> 01:09:57,120
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm judging you based off like your friendship, like,

1564
01:09:57,400 --> 01:10:00,560
Speaker 2: because it doesn't matter if this guy like you or

1565
01:10:00,640 --> 01:10:03,040
Speaker 2: her whatever, The most important thing is the friendship.

1566
01:10:03,120 --> 01:10:05,280
Speaker 3: Also, she says, life's not fair.

1567
01:10:05,479 --> 01:10:07,320
Speaker 5: Is not more of a reason for you to be

1568
01:10:07,360 --> 01:10:08,240
Speaker 5: fair to your friends?

1569
01:10:08,360 --> 01:10:12,320
Speaker 3: Yes, but you can be fair to your friends, be fair?

1570
01:10:12,439 --> 01:10:14,800
Speaker 3: Come on, but how is this your friend?

1571
01:10:14,880 --> 01:10:15,000
Speaker 2: If?

1572
01:10:15,160 --> 01:10:15,680
Speaker 4: And like?

1573
01:10:17,240 --> 01:10:19,280
Speaker 3: For me, it's a it's a couple of different things.

1574
01:10:19,479 --> 01:10:22,040
Speaker 3: One if Henry doesn't like her, he needed to say

1575
01:10:22,120 --> 01:10:26,519
Speaker 3: something that you're just like I like we work together,

1576
01:10:26,600 --> 01:10:28,360
Speaker 3: and I like the friend group but you don't like

1577
01:10:28,439 --> 01:10:32,519
Speaker 3: my friend, so tell her or make that clear. Don't

1578
01:10:32,560 --> 01:10:34,240
Speaker 3: be in my face and then for her to be

1579
01:10:34,360 --> 01:10:36,080
Speaker 3: like I thought she was hooking up with someone else?

1580
01:10:36,479 --> 01:10:38,160
Speaker 3: Is this your friend or not? Is your friend? You

1581
01:10:38,200 --> 01:10:41,760
Speaker 3: would know? You would find my friend app you know

1582
01:10:41,840 --> 01:10:45,720
Speaker 3: where she at, know who she hooking up with? Yeats

1583
01:10:48,160 --> 01:10:50,439
Speaker 3: nothing about it here about him? Also, you you can

1584
01:10:50,560 --> 01:10:52,800
Speaker 3: tell this is this is young gals. This is a

1585
01:10:52,880 --> 01:10:55,160
Speaker 3: young gal thing, because when you're a little bit older,

1586
01:10:55,200 --> 01:10:57,559
Speaker 3: you're like, I'm tired, I don't I don't care. Everybody

1587
01:10:57,600 --> 01:10:59,960
Speaker 3: can go. I don't have time for I'm Also that's

1588
01:11:00,080 --> 01:11:03,360
Speaker 3: still young. But also, girl, you know you're not gonna

1589
01:11:03,360 --> 01:11:05,920
Speaker 3: be with Henry Fevor. So you get it in what

1590
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:08,040
Speaker 3: you fit it in. You know, it's be nice to

1591
01:11:08,160 --> 01:11:11,200
Speaker 3: your friend, be nice to your her and bang him

1592
01:11:11,240 --> 01:11:18,920
Speaker 3: behind her back? Marie Mary, I wouldn't, But like, why

1593
01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:22,320
Speaker 3: would you not tell her that? Y'all? Are I up?

1594
01:11:22,479 --> 01:11:24,680
Speaker 3: I messed up? And this is you know now I'm

1595
01:11:24,720 --> 01:11:27,080
Speaker 3: looking at the friend that wrote the thing. Yeah, oh

1596
01:11:27,160 --> 01:11:29,200
Speaker 3: hey girl, you know man Henry was hanging out this

1597
01:11:29,320 --> 01:11:32,040
Speaker 3: weekend And now she's like, what happened? Well, what did

1598
01:11:32,080 --> 01:11:34,040
Speaker 3: she say? I kissed his dick, I kiss his dick.

1599
01:11:34,240 --> 01:11:37,160
Speaker 2: Well, you know, I think I famously told this story

1600
01:11:37,400 --> 01:11:40,240
Speaker 2: on unofficial expert but like I hooked up with her

1601
01:11:40,320 --> 01:11:43,479
Speaker 2: friend's ex boyfriend or fiance.

1602
01:11:44,479 --> 01:11:53,040
Speaker 3: Wait, hold on, maybe child's father. Yeah, no, that it

1603
01:11:53,200 --> 01:11:54,160
Speaker 3: was her at the time.

1604
01:11:54,280 --> 01:11:56,200
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, they had it was already done.

1605
01:11:56,280 --> 01:11:58,800
Speaker 2: They were no longer you know, none of that. But

1606
01:11:59,120 --> 01:12:01,519
Speaker 2: I had came in to the group later on and

1607
01:12:01,680 --> 01:12:04,640
Speaker 2: so I missed all that part. But you know, I

1608
01:12:04,760 --> 01:12:08,080
Speaker 2: will say that's top five things I regret. I wish

1609
01:12:08,160 --> 01:12:10,439
Speaker 2: I never did it. It was not worth it, and

1610
01:12:10,640 --> 01:12:12,760
Speaker 2: she ended up like trying to snatch my bangs out

1611
01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:15,120
Speaker 2: of my hair in a dressing room and it wasn't

1612
01:12:15,120 --> 01:12:16,479
Speaker 2: worth it because I was a dressing room.

1613
01:12:17,040 --> 01:12:17,400
Speaker 3: Pasha.

1614
01:12:17,600 --> 01:12:21,640
Speaker 2: We was in Pasha Pasha downstairs and we were in

1615
01:12:21,720 --> 01:12:24,680
Speaker 2: a dressing room and she was like working that night

1616
01:12:24,960 --> 01:12:26,960
Speaker 2: and I and I was like kind of a go

1617
01:12:27,080 --> 01:12:28,479
Speaker 2: go dancer, but not really, I was just it.

1618
01:12:28,640 --> 01:12:30,400
Speaker 3: They just they was like Sidney, we like you you

1619
01:12:30,520 --> 01:12:32,280
Speaker 3: get up there, you know, you look a mess, but

1620
01:12:32,360 --> 01:12:32,760
Speaker 3: it's fine.

1621
01:12:33,360 --> 01:12:36,240
Speaker 2: But she was like, you don't work here, And I said,

1622
01:12:36,280 --> 01:12:38,320
Speaker 2: that's crazy because I just got a tax return from

1623
01:12:38,360 --> 01:12:40,800
Speaker 2: this place. So I do. I do work here, but

1624
01:12:40,960 --> 01:12:43,400
Speaker 2: I was saying this to an OG person who actually

1625
01:12:43,520 --> 01:12:45,519
Speaker 2: works there for real, and all I know is she

1626
01:12:45,680 --> 01:12:48,200
Speaker 2: lunged after me, tried to snatch my bangs right off,

1627
01:12:48,479 --> 01:12:50,519
Speaker 2: and I think, shout out to the girl, Shout out

1628
01:12:50,560 --> 01:12:52,360
Speaker 2: to the girl who did my sew in, because it

1629
01:12:52,439 --> 01:12:53,400
Speaker 2: was it was attacked.

1630
01:12:53,520 --> 01:12:59,040
Speaker 3: I think I saw this episode of Really the Bang

1631
01:12:59,120 --> 01:12:59,920
Speaker 3: Snatch episode.

1632
01:13:00,200 --> 01:13:02,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can remember, but I'm illusional because I was like,

1633
01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:04,639
Speaker 2: you know, she should have been more understanding.

1634
01:13:04,680 --> 01:13:07,360
Speaker 3: It's like, girl, you cooked up with her ex fiance

1635
01:13:07,520 --> 01:13:09,519
Speaker 3: behind her back and you were in her face and

1636
01:13:09,600 --> 01:13:11,200
Speaker 3: it was just like it was not good. It was

1637
01:13:11,280 --> 01:13:15,080
Speaker 3: not good girl, good friends, girl, it was bad. Well

1638
01:13:15,240 --> 01:13:16,800
Speaker 3: you know what it is too. I think at the

1639
01:13:16,920 --> 01:13:18,960
Speaker 3: end of the day, the biggest problem here is y'all

1640
01:13:19,040 --> 01:13:21,920
Speaker 3: gassing Henry up exactly. And if you're gonna send us

1641
01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:25,320
Speaker 3: a letter like this, you have to include a photo. Yeah, Cragg,

1642
01:13:25,479 --> 01:13:27,680
Speaker 3: is he hot enough for y'all to be He's noting this,

1643
01:13:28,120 --> 01:13:30,080
Speaker 3: I need to see. Henry said he's fine as hell,

1644
01:13:30,200 --> 01:13:33,320
Speaker 3: he's yeah, and then she met him and she said

1645
01:13:33,360 --> 01:13:36,040
Speaker 3: he was cute, So send we need a part two.

1646
01:13:36,320 --> 01:13:36,519
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1647
01:13:36,800 --> 01:13:38,599
Speaker 1: Also, if you were good enough friends. By the way,

1648
01:13:38,960 --> 01:13:40,200
Speaker 1: you should be able to go to your friend and

1649
01:13:40,280 --> 01:13:41,600
Speaker 1: be like, I don't think he's vibing with you, but

1650
01:13:41,600 --> 01:13:43,160
Speaker 1: I'm kind of into him. Ho would feel about that?

1651
01:13:43,200 --> 01:13:43,560
Speaker 3: You hate it?

1652
01:13:43,680 --> 01:13:44,320
Speaker 1: No worries, you know.

1653
01:13:44,760 --> 01:13:46,960
Speaker 3: Maybe that's why I feel like this is like twenty two.

1654
01:13:47,800 --> 01:13:50,440
Speaker 3: This is young girls. Yeah, this is silly, and they

1655
01:13:50,520 --> 01:13:53,479
Speaker 3: have their whole lives to like, find new friends, do

1656
01:13:53,640 --> 01:13:56,080
Speaker 3: new have another job and all. So I'm not too

1657
01:13:56,120 --> 01:13:56,640
Speaker 3: worried about it.

1658
01:13:57,320 --> 01:13:59,479
Speaker 1: A good friend is worth A good friend is worth

1659
01:13:59,560 --> 01:14:00,400
Speaker 1: more than gold.

1660
01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:02,719
Speaker 3: A good friend was worth more than a million dollars.

1661
01:14:02,760 --> 01:14:05,000
Speaker 2: Sidney sent you know what, don't get rid of a

1662
01:14:05,080 --> 01:14:06,760
Speaker 2: good friend, and I love and this is what we

1663
01:14:06,800 --> 01:14:07,880
Speaker 2: should end the podcast one.

1664
01:14:08,120 --> 01:14:10,120
Speaker 3: A good friend is worth more than some day is

1665
01:14:10,160 --> 01:14:10,960
Speaker 3: worth more than gold.

1666
01:14:11,080 --> 01:14:13,080
Speaker 1: Right, Marie did not want to give.

1667
01:14:12,920 --> 01:14:13,439
Speaker 3: That hand over.

1668
01:14:15,040 --> 01:14:16,759
Speaker 5: Marie did not want to give that handover.

1669
01:14:16,800 --> 01:14:17,360
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that.

1670
01:14:17,800 --> 01:14:19,679
Speaker 3: Wow, I know you like your personal space friend.

1671
01:14:20,080 --> 01:14:26,200
Speaker 1: You know me when you're not strong in me?

1672
01:14:27,680 --> 01:14:32,280
Speaker 3: Come on, Caleb, I love you so much. You are

1673
01:14:32,600 --> 01:14:34,760
Speaker 3: you know, if I had to be top Whites, you are.

1674
01:14:34,880 --> 01:14:36,840
Speaker 3: You're there. You're in the top ten top.

1675
01:14:37,280 --> 01:14:40,439
Speaker 1: It doesn't I want to be I mean, I love

1676
01:14:40,479 --> 01:14:43,479
Speaker 1: to be number one. There's no reasoning on it didn't

1677
01:14:43,600 --> 01:14:46,000
Speaker 1: feel some day you're going to tell me that and

1678
01:14:46,080 --> 01:14:47,920
Speaker 1: I'm going to believe it. But I don't think I've

1679
01:14:47,920 --> 01:14:49,360
Speaker 1: earned it yet, and I'm gonna keep working on it.

1680
01:14:49,439 --> 01:14:50,559
Speaker 1: You're going, I'm gonna work.

1681
01:14:50,600 --> 01:14:54,360
Speaker 3: I know you're you're good at your job gives.

1682
01:14:54,479 --> 01:14:56,760
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get you one flight to Kansas City and

1683
01:14:56,880 --> 01:14:58,800
Speaker 1: then and then I'll feel that I'm there.

1684
01:14:59,080 --> 01:15:01,360
Speaker 3: You don't even need to. I mean, if you're gonna

1685
01:15:01,360 --> 01:15:03,200
Speaker 3: get the flight at the flight. But I'm just saying, like,

1686
01:15:03,439 --> 01:15:07,120
Speaker 3: you know, show me what's going on and I'll.

1687
01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:08,960
Speaker 1: Think you some barbecue and can see they'll change your life.

1688
01:15:08,960 --> 01:15:09,360
Speaker 5: That's what I'll do.

1689
01:15:09,439 --> 01:15:11,599
Speaker 2: And he's the ambassador he puts on for his city,

1690
01:15:11,640 --> 01:15:13,200
Speaker 2: so I know he gonna show you around and do it.

1691
01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:15,880
Speaker 1: You're all you're both in the come and you're gonna

1692
01:15:15,920 --> 01:15:17,960
Speaker 1: come out of it thinking. Man, as far as.

1693
01:15:17,920 --> 01:15:20,280
Speaker 3: White people go, Caleb, tell everybody.

1694
01:15:20,439 --> 01:15:22,840
Speaker 2: I mean, everyone knows everyone is following you, but tell

1695
01:15:22,960 --> 01:15:24,680
Speaker 2: us you know where they can find you and what

1696
01:15:24,800 --> 01:15:25,640
Speaker 2: you got coming up.

1697
01:15:26,240 --> 01:15:28,200
Speaker 3: Oh and they should watch my God.

1698
01:15:29,000 --> 01:15:31,600
Speaker 1: We'll go so True pod is my podcast. Please go

1699
01:15:31,640 --> 01:15:34,360
Speaker 1: watch and listen to it if you like we're having

1700
01:15:34,479 --> 01:15:36,559
Speaker 1: We're having great guests on there, have had Sydney, would

1701
01:15:36,560 --> 01:15:37,760
Speaker 1: love to have you. Marie, you need to come on

1702
01:15:37,840 --> 01:15:40,880
Speaker 1: sometime and kill says things. If you want to follow me, uh,

1703
01:15:41,360 --> 01:15:43,000
Speaker 1: you know, you can follow me on TikTok. I'm not

1704
01:15:43,080 --> 01:15:45,120
Speaker 1: posting on there, but I post on my Instagram story

1705
01:15:45,200 --> 01:15:47,519
Speaker 1: that's really me, so come check into those.

1706
01:15:47,880 --> 01:15:49,559
Speaker 3: It gives very Facebook on moms.

1707
01:15:49,720 --> 01:15:51,800
Speaker 1: So yeah, I'm giving Facebook mom on inso the story

1708
01:15:51,840 --> 01:15:54,920
Speaker 1: for sure. I'm sharing like I'm genuinely I'm sharing like

1709
01:15:55,040 --> 01:15:56,639
Speaker 1: memes that are like good morning, Happy Tuesday.

1710
01:15:56,760 --> 01:15:57,719
Speaker 3: Yes, you're a blessing.

1711
01:15:57,760 --> 01:15:59,840
Speaker 1: It is to be alive. I'm sharing stuff like that.

1712
01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:02,760
Speaker 3: Please please share a home with waves crashing in the

1713
01:16:02,800 --> 01:16:04,679
Speaker 3: background so I can repost easily.

1714
01:16:05,479 --> 01:16:07,640
Speaker 1: That's literally what I'm doing on there. So yeah, you

1715
01:16:07,680 --> 01:16:08,800
Speaker 1: guys love it, come over there.

1716
01:16:08,880 --> 01:16:11,240
Speaker 3: Mm hmm. That's it anyway. I guess we'll see you

1717
01:16:11,320 --> 01:16:13,639
Speaker 3: next week. This was amazing, Thank you. Friend.

1718
01:16:14,800 --> 01:16:17,679
Speaker 2: Mess with Sidney Washington and Marie Foston is a production

1719
01:16:17,760 --> 01:16:21,439
Speaker 2: by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeartRadio Podcasts, created

1720
01:16:21,520 --> 01:16:25,320
Speaker 2: and hosted by Sidney Washington and Marie Foston, Executive produced

1721
01:16:25,320 --> 01:16:29,559
Speaker 2: by Olivia Aguilar and Hans Sonny, super produced by Becca Ramos,

1722
01:16:29,840 --> 01:16:31,599
Speaker 2: edited a mixed by Brian Jeffries.

1723
01:16:31,800 --> 01:16:34,479
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1724
01:16:34,520 --> 01:16:37,120
Speaker 3: email us at mess Thepodcast at gmail dot com or

1725
01:16:37,439 --> 01:16:40,240
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