Speaker 1: The second date of day.
Speaker 2: When you think about meeting the one, you have this
Speaker 2: little mini movie in your mind about how that perfect
Speaker 2: meeting is going to go. You know, like you lock
Speaker 2: eyes across a crowded bar and you both silently say
Speaker 2: hey to each other. Or she catches you when you
Speaker 2: slip on a banana peel in the hospital cafeteria.
Speaker 3: Slapstick moment or coconut pie involved.
Speaker 2: He accidentally touch hands as you both reach for the
Speaker 2: plane's emergency exit latch.
Speaker 1: As the whole room fills with smoke.
Speaker 2: No, you know you first, you know, romantic cute stuff.
Speaker 1: Yea, all have extreme anxiety.
Speaker 2: But one of our listeners, Daria, admits that her first
Speaker 2: meeting wasn't really rom com quality. That's okay, but let's
Speaker 2: talk to her about it a little bit.
Speaker 1: Daria, welcome to the show.
Speaker 4: Him so excited to hear your story about how you
Speaker 4: met this person.
Speaker 5: Oh well, how we met was definitely weird. It's not
Speaker 5: romantic whatsoever.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, can we start with his name or her name?
Speaker 5: Derek? His name is Derek.
Speaker 3: Okay, and this is.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to jump to conclusions, but this is like
Speaker 1: the one.
Speaker 4: This I think that was just building it up.
Speaker 3: Just to get people to pay attention to this.
Speaker 1: You how was it weird that when you first.
Speaker 5: Met well, he DMS me on Instagram?
Speaker 6: Weird?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's pretty normal. What's weird about that?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 5: The weird part. The weird part was that he said,
Speaker 5: I saw you on Bumble. I'd love to meet up
Speaker 5: for coffee.
Speaker 4: Okay, wouldn't that be a red flag though that he's
Speaker 4: already stocked you down?
Speaker 3: Or no?
Speaker 5: Normal? No, the weird part was I'm not on bumble?
Speaker 3: Oh do you think?
Speaker 4: It was just a line like he was just hoping
Speaker 4: that you're bumblepamming a bunch of girls.
Speaker 3: It's just like a copy paste line that he gets
Speaker 3: on everybody.
Speaker 5: I mean, that would have been better because I told
Speaker 5: him that he had the wrong person. I'm not on bumble.
Speaker 5: And then he sent me a screenshot of the bumble account.
Speaker 5: Was it all my pictures?
Speaker 6: It was my name?
Speaker 5: So I didn't upon.
Speaker 1: Which means you're attractive? What did you say?
Speaker 5: I kind of freaked out, was like, oh my, I
Speaker 5: was like that that's me, but it's not me. I
Speaker 5: didn't set that up.
Speaker 3: And Derek's like, hilarready gave it all my credit card information.
Speaker 5: He was actually really nice about it. He was like,
Speaker 5: I'm so sorry, you must feel so weird. I'll report it.
Speaker 5: But then he like asked if I still wanted to
Speaker 5: go out.
Speaker 2: I mean at that point, maybe you're a little bit
Speaker 2: more receptive to it because he's not just randomly doing
Speaker 2: it too out of the blow.
Speaker 4: Yeah, kind of disappointing that he's the only one that
Speaker 4: showed up in your DM, But okay, that's a good point.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I was up for it because I
Speaker 5: don't know he seemed he reported the account. He was
Speaker 5: really nice about the whole mix up.
Speaker 3: So he was hot.
Speaker 5: Let's be honest, he was hot.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean this is more romantic than I was
Speaker 2: even leading on. I think, what did you guys do
Speaker 2: for your date?
Speaker 5: We just met up for coffee. No, it was very simple.
Speaker 5: I didn't really know what to expect from him.
Speaker 4: Okay, well, I guess you would have zero expectations when
Speaker 4: you weren't even looking for a date to begin with.
Speaker 3: He had seen his profile, like you don't know a little,
Speaker 3: but his Instagram. She would have seen his Instagram.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but that's all I really had to go off of. Okay,
Speaker 5: but he turned out to be well one, he was
Speaker 5: really cute. I already knew that. He was also really nice,
Speaker 5: and it was very comfortable and we were laughing a lot.
Speaker 5: He thought his latte art looked like a bird and
Speaker 5: I was and it didn't. It was just squiggles. Okay,
Speaker 5: I called him out on that. It was very funny.
Speaker 5: It was like cute. It was cute. I think that's
Speaker 5: a nice word.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, how about it.
Speaker 3: How long did the date last?
Speaker 4: Because like coffee is like twenty five minutes, thirty minutes.
Speaker 5: So this was the part that I don't know. At
Speaker 5: about twenty minutes, he said, I'm so sorry, but I
Speaker 5: actually have to get going, which I guess could have
Speaker 5: been bad. But then he was like, but I really
Speaker 5: want to see you again. Let's go out again sometime.
Speaker 5: So I left feeling like kind of good about it.
Speaker 3: God, but he just said, sometimes I feel like you
Speaker 3: need to say let's go out. I'm sady next weekend.
Speaker 1: Yeah you know what I mean, like, get a doctor's
Speaker 1: appointment right when you leave.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: It's like when I run into friends and I don't
Speaker 3: really want to hang out with and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: we shouldn't get together. Sometimes soon, let's do it.
Speaker 2: It's like a doctors because I book it to their
Speaker 2: face and then I canceled it.
Speaker 1: Okay, so how long ago was that?
Speaker 5: This is a couple of weeks ago?
Speaker 3: Oh wow, have you heard nothing from him?
Speaker 5: I've heard nothing from him, And it's just weird because like,
Speaker 5: I wasn't looking for this guy. I came out of
Speaker 5: the blue, and now I find myself like thinking of
Speaker 5: him and wishing we could go out again. But yeah,
Speaker 5: he's not responding.
Speaker 3: Is he posting a bunch on Instagram, like on his
Speaker 3: stories or anything like.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's a live and I know he's a love.
Speaker 3: It was like traveling.
Speaker 2: We're starting with he's alive, and then that's a pretty
Speaker 2: good place to start at with these second date updates,
Speaker 2: so hopefully we can go up from there.
Speaker 3: We've started in worse places.
Speaker 2: It's sad to say, but yes, that's true. So let's
Speaker 2: call this a live guy and when we do your
Speaker 2: second date update next.
Speaker 1: Update.
Speaker 2: Well, it's another first for us about how people meet
Speaker 2: in the dating world.
Speaker 1: Oh for sure, because one of our.
Speaker 2: Listeners, Daria, got a DM recently on her Instagram from
Speaker 2: a dude who said he saw her on Bumble.
Speaker 3: She was cute, Yeah, which is a good DM to get.
Speaker 1: Yeah, except for one problem.
Speaker 2: She's not on Bumble, at least not to her knowledge
Speaker 2: until she received the screenshot of the profile using her
Speaker 2: picks and her information, So.
Speaker 3: We didn't ask did that profile get taken down?
Speaker 1: Well? She told him to report the fake account, right
Speaker 1: if only won Yeah, multiply, Well, we can follow up
Speaker 1: with that.
Speaker 2: The important thing was afterwards he boldly asked her out
Speaker 2: to coffee anyway, and she said yes, And now they're
Speaker 2: in love.
Speaker 4: Yeah, one step away from true?
Speaker 3: Is much pressure on?
Speaker 1: I'm not dating is easy, right, Daria?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 1: So yeah totally.
Speaker 2: My question is why, Brooke, haven't we seen any reports
Speaker 2: about people using your pictures as a fake profile on Bumble?
Speaker 1: What's going on with that? You're a celebrity.
Speaker 4: Maybe it's not fake Jeff, what I'm kidding, it's a joke.
Speaker 3: Thought i'd be funny.
Speaker 1: I react too much conviction there, you know.
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 4: I'm glad that I didn't have to do online dating
Speaker 4: because I'm I like to win people with my personality.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how's that going for?
Speaker 3: It got me married and I'm very happy in my marriage.
Speaker 2: The bar is low Oh my god. All right, so
Speaker 2: now I've lost track of what we're doing, Daria.
Speaker 3: Yes, here we go.
Speaker 1: We're back to you and your guide, Derek. You ready
Speaker 1: to do this?
Speaker 5: How you feeling I'm feeling good.
Speaker 3: I feel worse after everything we just said.
Speaker 5: I don't know. I'm excited to hear from him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm excited to I think it's going to turn
Speaker 3: out just fine.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, you're all.
Speaker 3: Over the place.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: She thinks that you should feel worse about yourself, but
Speaker 2: it's gonna go fine.
Speaker 3: I just mean about her confidence in us.
Speaker 1: Help. I don't know. Maybe just be quiet. That's about it.
Speaker 1: Let's find out. Here we go.
Speaker 5: Yeoh, what up? This is Derek?
Speaker 6: Yo?
Speaker 4: What up?
Speaker 1: Derek?
Speaker 3: Hey, Derek, Hey, I feel like we're friends already.
Speaker 1: Is nice, very friendly?
Speaker 6: What is this?
Speaker 1: This is a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the Morning.
Speaker 6: Oh my god. Wait wait.
Speaker 1: Radio radio words. We're not allowed to say some of
Speaker 1: that stuff. Yes, okay, okay, we got a live one,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, you know what, man?
Speaker 6: I was wondering when you guys are gonna call me
Speaker 6: about something like I listen to you guys all the time.
Speaker 4: Your life is such a mess you think we would continue.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get him one day.
Speaker 3: I like you.
Speaker 2: I like this a whole lot better than a lot
Speaker 2: of the calls that we do where they're like who
Speaker 2: radio what? Dame?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Do you know what we're calling you about?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 6: Man, I don't know.
Speaker 5: But you guys are freaking awesome.
Speaker 6: I mean is this that like dating segment thing that
Speaker 6: you guys do?
Speaker 5: Yeah, this is awesome.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you probably know who I'm calling about? Then? God, man,
Speaker 1: I know, I really can't say who are you calling about? Okay,
Speaker 1: her name's Daria.
Speaker 3: It was a couple of weeks ago. She said that
Speaker 3: you guys.
Speaker 5: Went out Daria. Man uh, a couple of weeks? Didn't
Speaker 5: we go like a week?
Speaker 6: Was it like a week ago? Maybe it was a
Speaker 6: couple of weeks.
Speaker 5: Man, I you know, I just I can't remember. I
Speaker 5: really have coffee with everyone?
Speaker 4: I I you have coffee with everyone?
Speaker 6: I mean yeah, I like to hang a lout. I'm
Speaker 6: pretty active in the dating scene, you know, like women
Speaker 6: women like me?
Speaker 1: You know, Okay, coffee dates.
Speaker 3: Wait, I'm confused. Do you remember Daria? You don't remember Daria?
Speaker 5: I do remember her?
Speaker 1: I do?
Speaker 2: I do?
Speaker 6: She just didn't crack my top three read.
Speaker 5: You know, I just I just really wasn't feeling her.
Speaker 5: He was close.
Speaker 1: There, Let's go back a little bit.
Speaker 6: Here's the thing, man, I date a lot, so it's
Speaker 6: like all these girls are just kind of like.
Speaker 5: Mid to me, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6: So she's got to really just like stand out.
Speaker 2: But the thing that we're trying to figure out about
Speaker 2: Daria is like you went through a lot of trouble
Speaker 2: to get her on a date with you.
Speaker 6: It sounded like, oh, dude, yeah, I mean because I guess,
Speaker 6: I guess there's a lot of trouble.
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm pretty much perfected it by now, so
Speaker 5: it's not really a lot of trouble if.
Speaker 1: You're perfected, Pete, what do you mean?
Speaker 6: Here's the thing, So I came up with this like
Speaker 6: full proof way to basically get girls to go out
Speaker 6: with me.
Speaker 5: It's like eighty percent effective.
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, eight is not the correct math for full proof,
Speaker 4: but okay, tell us about it.
Speaker 6: What do you do?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 6: So look I reached out to these women, you know,
Speaker 6: and I say, like, found you and bumble ya YadA, YadA,
Speaker 6: beat up. I send them a screenshot of their bumble
Speaker 6: account that I created.
Speaker 1: Bro, Like, I went on the Instagram.
Speaker 5: What wow. I'm like, hey, is this you?
Speaker 6: And they always freak out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because someone is impersonating them online.
Speaker 6: But here's the thing, I'm a hero. I come flying
Speaker 6: in with my little cap, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6: So I tell them, I'm like, hey, don't worry about it.
Speaker 6: Maybe I'll report the site. And then when they're their
Speaker 6: most vulnerable, I asked him out right and they're.
Speaker 3: Like, oh my god, yeah, wait, you you trick them
Speaker 3: into dating you.
Speaker 5: It's not a trick.
Speaker 6: It's not a trick at all. It's it's real, right,
Speaker 6: there's somebody created this bumble account, but it's you.
Speaker 2: It's like how Batman lets all the villains out of
Speaker 2: jail and then recaptures them.
Speaker 1: And we all love Batman exactly. And maybe maybe it worked.
Speaker 2: For Daria to hearing that because I didn't let you
Speaker 2: know this earlier, or since you listen, you probably know
Speaker 2: that she's on the other line.
Speaker 1: I wanted to talk to you.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, forgot. That's how this works.
Speaker 1: Oh by the way, Daria, are you still there?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I'm still here.
Speaker 1: That's a good sign.
Speaker 3: How you feeling there.
Speaker 5: Daria, I'm not going to be here for much longer.
Speaker 1: Why why, Jeff?
Speaker 5: Hell, I'm sorry? Is everyone hearing the same thing? I
Speaker 5: am right, sane?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jeff was being sarcastic.
Speaker 5: You create fake bumble accounts of women by scraping their
Speaker 5: pictures from Instagram. Sorry, listen, listen, baby, I gotta stand
Speaker 5: out man. You know how many dude, there's.
Speaker 6: So many games out there people play. Don't be mad
Speaker 6: just because I have the best game out there. I
Speaker 6: got you going to day with me right.
Speaker 5: Twelve years old? You said only a twelve year old
Speaker 5: red pickup lines on the internet, Like, are you bro?
Speaker 6: This is not a pickup this is advanced women gathering.
Speaker 1: I took that car. I mean, like, what are we
Speaker 1: like timber in a forest?
Speaker 5: Pokemon? You don't got to catch us all?
Speaker 1: What the hell?
Speaker 6: Why not?
Speaker 3: Why not?
Speaker 1: I got you to go on a date right. You're
Speaker 1: not trying to settle down with one. You want to
Speaker 1: just date every girl you can find?
Speaker 4: Bro?
Speaker 6: Yeah, why not?
Speaker 2: I think I think the why not is because it
Speaker 2: ends up hurting the women's feelings, Like Daria, you and that's.
Speaker 6: Why all the girls don't take me on these radio
Speaker 6: shows and try to get a second day. That's just like, hey,
Speaker 6: if it didn't work out, it didn't work out, and
Speaker 6: move on to the next guy. You got to call
Speaker 6: me on the radio.
Speaker 5: You're right, I'm the psycho one.
Speaker 4: I mean, I guess the one nice thing is he
Speaker 4: didn't use you for anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not like you like took your money.
Speaker 3: You're like, you guys, coffee or something.
Speaker 5: You guys are not taking his side on this after
Speaker 5: you've heard.
Speaker 1: Of No, no, we're not taking his side, but we
Speaker 1: are pointing out.
Speaker 2: I mean, he could just really love coffee because it
Speaker 2: just goes on coffee dates every day.
Speaker 3: It's cheaper than cocktails.
Speaker 1: There it is. We are not on his side in
Speaker 1: any way.
Speaker 2: It's not cool to use a fake profile to get
Speaker 2: somebody to respond.
Speaker 3: Sorry, Derek, I love that you listen. But maybe he
Speaker 3: should also be reported to Bumble.
Speaker 1: We'll see.
Speaker 5: That's a great idea.
Speaker 1: We're going to find him. We don't have no Brook
Speaker 1: already has an account. Yeah, joke, and you're going to
Speaker 1: be the hero for the day.
Speaker 5: Congratulations.
Speaker 1: We'll see on Bumble.
Speaker 3: Brook Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Textas seventy five nine two says, if guys are resorting
Speaker 2: to this now in order to eat single women, I'm
Speaker 2: making my Instagram private.
Speaker 3: Seriously.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it got weird there, Alexis, Are you worried this
Speaker 2: might happen to you? Because we already covered it's never
Speaker 2: happening for Brook, all the foot the cheap posts are
Speaker 2: here hugging her children while they try to escape.
Speaker 3: Is kind of a compliment.
Speaker 1: It's a humble brag, like girls are like, they.
Speaker 3: Chose me to scam bro are so bad they still
Speaker 3: picked me. Yeah, you know, he's psycho Psycho.
Speaker 2: The guys are definitely trying hard to be smarter about
Speaker 2: getting women to try and date them, that they're willing
Speaker 2: to do pretty much anything.
Speaker 3: Like scam them.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean, I do feel like what Derek did was
Speaker 2: borderline illegal. I don't know that, but it's definitely a
Speaker 2: big invasion of privacy and could show up at his house.
Speaker 4: I always think it's funny when the brag is like,
Speaker 4: how many women you get but you're still very single.
Speaker 2: No, something's not adding up here. But Derek, you listen
Speaker 2: to our show and we appreciate that.
Speaker 4: You don't expect people with high moral compasses to be
Speaker 4: here we're cool man.
Speaker 2: And if you don't have a high moral compass, or
Speaker 2: if you just want some help with your dating life,
Speaker 2: you can always email us.
Speaker 1: We'll call that person who isn't calling you back
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.