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Speaker 1: The second date of day.

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Speaker 2: When you think about meeting the one, you have this

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Speaker 2: meeting is going to go. You know, like you lock

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Speaker 2: eyes across a crowded bar and you both silently say

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Speaker 2: hey to each other. Or she catches you when you

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Speaker 2: slip on a banana peel in the hospital cafeteria.

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Speaker 3: Slapstick moment or coconut pie involved.

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Speaker 2: He accidentally touch hands as you both reach for the

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Speaker 2: plane's emergency exit latch.

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Speaker 1: As the whole room fills with smoke.

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Speaker 2: No, you know you first, you know, romantic cute stuff.

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Speaker 1: Yea, all have extreme anxiety.

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Speaker 2: But one of our listeners, Daria, admits that her first

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Speaker 2: meeting wasn't really rom com quality. That's okay, but let's

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Speaker 2: talk to her about it a little bit.

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Speaker 1: Daria, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 4: Him so excited to hear your story about how you

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Speaker 4: met this person.

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Speaker 5: Oh well, how we met was definitely weird. It's not

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Speaker 5: romantic whatsoever.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well, can we start with his name or her name?

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Speaker 5: Derek? His name is Derek.

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Speaker 3: Okay, and this is.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry to jump to conclusions, but this is like

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Speaker 1: the one.

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Speaker 4: This I think that was just building it up.

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Speaker 3: Just to get people to pay attention to this.

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Speaker 1: You how was it weird that when you first.

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Speaker 5: Met well, he DMS me on Instagram?

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Speaker 6: Weird?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's pretty normal. What's weird about that?

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Speaker 3: Really?

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Speaker 5: The weird part. The weird part was that he said,

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Speaker 5: I saw you on Bumble. I'd love to meet up

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Speaker 5: for coffee.

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Speaker 4: Okay, wouldn't that be a red flag though that he's

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Speaker 4: already stocked you down?

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Speaker 3: Or no?

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Speaker 5: Normal? No, the weird part was I'm not on bumble?

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Speaker 3: Oh do you think?

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Speaker 4: It was just a line like he was just hoping

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Speaker 3: It's just like a copy paste line that he gets

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Speaker 5: I mean, that would have been better because I told

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Speaker 5: him that he had the wrong person. I'm not on bumble.

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Speaker 5: And then he sent me a screenshot of the bumble account.

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Speaker 5: Was it all my pictures?

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Speaker 6: It was my name?

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Speaker 5: So I didn't upon.

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Speaker 1: Which means you're attractive? What did you say?

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Speaker 5: I kind of freaked out, was like, oh my, I

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Speaker 5: was like that that's me, but it's not me. I

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Speaker 5: didn't set that up.

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Speaker 3: And Derek's like, hilarready gave it all my credit card information.

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Speaker 5: He was actually really nice about it. He was like,

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Speaker 5: I'm so sorry, you must feel so weird. I'll report it.

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Speaker 5: But then he like asked if I still wanted to

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Speaker 2: I mean at that point, maybe you're a little bit

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Speaker 4: Yeah, kind of disappointing that he's the only one that

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Speaker 4: showed up in your DM, But okay, that's a good point.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I was up for it because I

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Speaker 5: don't know he seemed he reported the account. He was

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Speaker 3: So he was hot.

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Speaker 5: Let's be honest, he was hot.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean this is more romantic than I was

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Speaker 2: even leading on. I think, what did you guys do

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Speaker 5: We just met up for coffee. No, it was very simple.

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Speaker 5: I didn't really know what to expect from him.

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Speaker 4: Okay, well, I guess you would have zero expectations when

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Speaker 4: you weren't even looking for a date to begin with.

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Speaker 3: He had seen his profile, like you don't know a little,

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but that's all I really had to go off of. Okay,

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Speaker 5: but he turned out to be well one, he was

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Speaker 5: really cute. I already knew that. He was also really nice,

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Speaker 5: and it was very comfortable and we were laughing a lot.

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Speaker 5: He thought his latte art looked like a bird and

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Speaker 5: I called him out on that. It was very funny.

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Speaker 5: It was like cute. It was cute. I think that's

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, how about it.

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Speaker 3: How long did the date last?

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Speaker 4: Because like coffee is like twenty five minutes, thirty minutes.

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Speaker 5: So this was the part that I don't know. At

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Speaker 5: been bad. But then he was like, but I really

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Speaker 5: So I left feeling like kind of good about it.

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Speaker 3: God, but he just said, sometimes I feel like you

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Speaker 1: Yeah you know what I mean, like, get a doctor's

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: It's like when I run into friends and I don't

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Speaker 3: we shouldn't get together. Sometimes soon, let's do it.

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Speaker 2: It's like a doctors because I book it to their

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Speaker 2: face and then I canceled it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so how long ago was that?

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Speaker 5: This is a couple of weeks ago?

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, have you heard nothing from him?

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Speaker 5: I've heard nothing from him, And it's just weird because like,

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Speaker 5: I wasn't looking for this guy. I came out of

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Speaker 5: the blue, and now I find myself like thinking of

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Speaker 5: him and wishing we could go out again. But yeah,

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Speaker 5: he's not responding.

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Speaker 3: Is he posting a bunch on Instagram, like on his

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Speaker 5: Yeah, he's a live and I know he's a love.

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Speaker 3: It was like traveling.

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Speaker 2: We're starting with he's alive, and then that's a pretty

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Speaker 2: good place to start at with these second date updates,

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Speaker 2: so hopefully we can go up from there.

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Speaker 3: We've started in worse places.

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Speaker 2: It's sad to say, but yes, that's true. So let's

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Speaker 2: call this a live guy and when we do your

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Speaker 2: second date update next.

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Speaker 1: Update.

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Speaker 2: Well, it's another first for us about how people meet

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Speaker 2: in the dating world.

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Speaker 1: Oh for sure, because one of our.

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Speaker 2: Listeners, Daria, got a DM recently on her Instagram from

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Speaker 2: a dude who said he saw her on Bumble.

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Speaker 3: She was cute, Yeah, which is a good DM to get.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, except for one problem.

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Speaker 2: She's not on Bumble, at least not to her knowledge

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Speaker 2: until she received the screenshot of the profile using her

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Speaker 3: We didn't ask did that profile get taken down?

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Speaker 1: Well? She told him to report the fake account, right

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Speaker 1: if only won Yeah, multiply, Well, we can follow up

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Speaker 1: with that.

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Speaker 2: The important thing was afterwards he boldly asked her out

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Speaker 2: to coffee anyway, and she said yes, And now they're

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Speaker 4: Yeah, one step away from true?

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Speaker 3: Is much pressure on?

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Speaker 1: I'm not dating is easy, right, Daria?

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Speaker 5: Yes?

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Speaker 1: So yeah totally.

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Speaker 2: My question is why, Brooke, haven't we seen any reports

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Speaker 2: about people using your pictures as a fake profile on Bumble?

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Speaker 1: What's going on with that? You're a celebrity.

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Speaker 4: Maybe it's not fake Jeff, what I'm kidding, it's a joke.

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Speaker 3: Thought i'd be funny.

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Speaker 1: I react too much conviction there, you know.

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Speaker 3: I was.

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Speaker 4: I'm glad that I didn't have to do online dating

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Speaker 4: because I'm I like to win people with my personality.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, how's that going for?

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Speaker 3: It got me married and I'm very happy in my marriage.

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Speaker 2: The bar is low Oh my god. All right, so

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Speaker 2: now I've lost track of what we're doing, Daria.

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Speaker 3: Yes, here we go.

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Speaker 1: We're back to you and your guide, Derek. You ready

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Speaker 1: to do this?

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Speaker 5: How you feeling I'm feeling good.

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Speaker 3: I feel worse after everything we just said.

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Speaker 5: I don't know. I'm excited to hear from him.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm excited to I think it's going to turn

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Speaker 3: out just fine.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, you're all.

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Speaker 3: Over the place.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: She thinks that you should feel worse about yourself, but

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Speaker 2: it's gonna go fine.

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Speaker 3: I just mean about her confidence in us.

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Speaker 1: Help. I don't know. Maybe just be quiet. That's about it.

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Speaker 1: Let's find out. Here we go.

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Speaker 5: Yeoh, what up? This is Derek?

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Speaker 6: Yo?

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Speaker 4: What up?

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Speaker 1: Derek?

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Speaker 3: Hey, Derek, Hey, I feel like we're friends already.

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Speaker 1: Is nice, very friendly?

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Speaker 6: What is this?

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Speaker 1: This is a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: the Morning.

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Speaker 6: Oh my god. Wait wait.

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Speaker 1: Radio radio words. We're not allowed to say some of

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Speaker 1: that stuff. Yes, okay, okay, we got a live one,

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Speaker 1: you know.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, you know what, man?

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Speaker 6: I was wondering when you guys are gonna call me

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Speaker 6: about something like I listen to you guys all the time.

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Speaker 4: Your life is such a mess you think we would continue.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get him one day.

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Speaker 3: I like you.

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Speaker 2: I like this a whole lot better than a lot

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Speaker 2: of the calls that we do where they're like who

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Speaker 2: radio what? Dame?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Do you know what we're calling you about?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 6: Man, I don't know.

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Speaker 5: But you guys are freaking awesome.

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Speaker 6: I mean is this that like dating segment thing that

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Speaker 6: you guys do?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, this is awesome.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so you probably know who I'm calling about? Then? God, man,

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Speaker 1: I know, I really can't say who are you calling about? Okay,

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Speaker 1: her name's Daria.

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Speaker 3: It was a couple of weeks ago. She said that

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Speaker 5: Went out Daria. Man uh, a couple of weeks? Didn't

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Speaker 5: we go like a week?

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Speaker 6: Was it like a week ago? Maybe it was a

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Speaker 5: Man, I you know, I just I can't remember. I

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Speaker 5: really have coffee with everyone?

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Speaker 4: I I you have coffee with everyone?

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Speaker 6: I mean yeah, I like to hang a lout. I'm

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Speaker 6: pretty active in the dating scene, you know, like women

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Speaker 6: women like me?

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Speaker 1: You know, Okay, coffee dates.

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Speaker 3: Wait, I'm confused. Do you remember Daria? You don't remember Daria?

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Speaker 5: I do remember her?

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Speaker 1: I do?

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Speaker 2: I do?

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Speaker 6: She just didn't crack my top three read.

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Speaker 5: You know, I just I just really wasn't feeling her.

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Speaker 5: He was close.

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Speaker 1: There, Let's go back a little bit.

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Speaker 6: Here's the thing, man, I date a lot, so it's

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Speaker 5: Mid to me, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 6: So she's got to really just like stand out.

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Speaker 2: But the thing that we're trying to figure out about

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Speaker 2: Daria is like you went through a lot of trouble

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Speaker 6: It sounded like, oh, dude, yeah, I mean because I guess,

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Speaker 6: I guess there's a lot of trouble.

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Speaker 5: I mean, I'm pretty much perfected it by now, so

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Speaker 1: You're perfected, Pete, what do you mean?

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Speaker 6: Here's the thing, So I came up with this like

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Speaker 5: It's like eighty percent effective.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, eight is not the correct math for full proof,

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Speaker 4: but okay, tell us about it.

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Speaker 6: What do you do?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 6: So look I reached out to these women, you know,

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Speaker 6: and I say, like, found you and bumble ya YadA, YadA,

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Speaker 6: beat up. I send them a screenshot of their bumble

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Speaker 1: Bro, Like, I went on the Instagram.

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Speaker 5: What wow. I'm like, hey, is this you?

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Speaker 6: And they always freak out.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because someone is impersonating them online.

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Speaker 6: But here's the thing, I'm a hero. I come flying

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Speaker 6: So I tell them, I'm like, hey, don't worry about it.

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Speaker 6: Maybe I'll report the site. And then when they're their

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Speaker 3: Like, oh my god, yeah, wait, you you trick them

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Speaker 3: into dating you.

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Speaker 5: It's not a trick.

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Speaker 6: It's not a trick at all. It's it's real, right,

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Speaker 6: there's somebody created this bumble account, but it's you.

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Speaker 2: It's like how Batman lets all the villains out of

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Speaker 1: And we all love Batman exactly. And maybe maybe it worked.

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Speaker 2: For Daria to hearing that because I didn't let you

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Speaker 1: I wanted to talk to you.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, forgot. That's how this works.

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Speaker 1: Oh by the way, Daria, are you still there?

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I'm still here.

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Speaker 1: That's a good sign.

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Speaker 3: How you feeling there.

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Speaker 5: Daria, I'm not going to be here for much longer.

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Speaker 1: Why why, Jeff?

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Speaker 5: Hell, I'm sorry? Is everyone hearing the same thing? I

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Speaker 5: am right, sane?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Jeff was being sarcastic.

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Speaker 5: You create fake bumble accounts of women by scraping their

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Speaker 5: pictures from Instagram. Sorry, listen, listen, baby, I gotta stand

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Speaker 5: out man. You know how many dude, there's.

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Speaker 6: So many games out there people play. Don't be mad

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Speaker 6: just because I have the best game out there. I

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Speaker 6: got you going to day with me right.

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Speaker 5: Twelve years old? You said only a twelve year old

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Speaker 5: red pickup lines on the internet, Like, are you bro?

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Speaker 6: This is not a pickup this is advanced women gathering.

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Speaker 1: I took that car. I mean, like, what are we

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Speaker 5: Pokemon? You don't got to catch us all?

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Speaker 1: What the hell?

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Speaker 6: Why not?

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Speaker 3: Why not?

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Speaker 1: I got you to go on a date right. You're

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Speaker 1: not trying to settle down with one. You want to

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Speaker 1: just date every girl you can find?

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Speaker 4: Bro?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, why not?

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Speaker 2: I think I think the why not is because it

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Speaker 6: Why all the girls don't take me on these radio

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Speaker 6: shows and try to get a second day. That's just like, hey,

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Speaker 6: if it didn't work out, it didn't work out, and

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Speaker 6: move on to the next guy. You got to call

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Speaker 5: You're right, I'm the psycho one.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I guess the one nice thing is he

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Speaker 4: didn't use you for anything.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not like you like took your money.

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Speaker 3: You're like, you guys, coffee or something.

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Speaker 5: You guys are not taking his side on this after

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Speaker 5: you've heard.

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Speaker 1: Of No, no, we're not taking his side, but we

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Speaker 1: are pointing out.

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Speaker 2: I mean, he could just really love coffee because it

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Speaker 2: just goes on coffee dates every day.

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Speaker 3: It's cheaper than cocktails.

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Speaker 1: There it is. We are not on his side in

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Speaker 1: any way.

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Speaker 2: It's not cool to use a fake profile to get

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Speaker 3: Sorry, Derek, I love that you listen. But maybe he

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Speaker 3: should also be reported to Bumble.

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Speaker 1: We'll see.

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Speaker 5: That's a great idea.

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Speaker 1: We're going to find him. We don't have no Brook

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Speaker 1: already has an account. Yeah, joke, and you're going to

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Speaker 1: be the hero for the day.

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Speaker 5: Congratulations.

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Speaker 1: We'll see on Bumble.

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Speaker 3: Brook Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Textas seventy five nine two says, if guys are resorting

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Speaker 2: to this now in order to eat single women, I'm

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Speaker 2: making my Instagram private.

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Speaker 3: Seriously.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it got weird there, Alexis, Are you worried this

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Speaker 2: might happen to you? Because we already covered it's never

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Speaker 2: happening for Brook, all the foot the cheap posts are

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Speaker 3: Is kind of a compliment.

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Speaker 1: It's a humble brag, like girls are like, they.

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Speaker 3: Chose me to scam bro are so bad they still

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Speaker 3: picked me. Yeah, you know, he's psycho Psycho.

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Speaker 2: The guys are definitely trying hard to be smarter about

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Speaker 2: getting women to try and date them, that they're willing

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Speaker 2: to do pretty much anything.

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Speaker 3: Like scam them.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I do feel like what Derek did was

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Speaker 2: borderline illegal. I don't know that, but it's definitely a

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Speaker 2: big invasion of privacy and could show up at his house.

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Speaker 4: I always think it's funny when the brag is like,

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Speaker 4: how many women you get but you're still very single.

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Speaker 2: No, something's not adding up here. But Derek, you listen

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Speaker 2: to our show and we appreciate that.

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Speaker 4: You don't expect people with high moral compasses to be

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Speaker 4: here we're cool man.

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Speaker 2: And if you don't have a high moral compass, or

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Speaker 2: if you just want some help with your dating life,

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Speaker 2: you can always email us.

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Speaker 1: We'll call that person who isn't calling you back

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Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.