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Speaker 1: I am calling all Swifties. I am calling all Swifties.

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Speaker 1: I've said it once, said it many many, many many

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Speaker 1: They got him real nice and real proper. He's running

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Speaker 1: for almost thirty years, and it was an inside job.

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Speaker 1: The most sad. You think Ishmael Hanye is beloved, he's feared.

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00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:26,480
Speaker 1: You think this guy doesn't cheat on his eight or

436
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:30,280
Speaker 1: nine wives, or you think he didn't cheat because he's dead.

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00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:38,920
Speaker 1: They unlived that fuck, this scumbag, thief, killer, ponzi scheming,

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Speaker 1: money thieving, adulter. This fucking guy's cheating on all of

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Speaker 1: his wives, seven or eight wives. You got seven or

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00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:51,400
Speaker 1: eight wives. That's not enough for you, you sick funk.

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00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:54,320
Speaker 1: But they took him out, real nice and real proper

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00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:59,120
Speaker 1: and of course they got that other guy deaf. So

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Speaker 1: now hama Us is left with Yuk Yuk Sinoar. I

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00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:08,120
Speaker 1: call him yuk Yuk Sinoar. Some people call him yah yah.

445
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:10,160
Speaker 1: I call him yuk yuk because look at his teeth.

446
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:16,440
Speaker 1: Look at Yuk Yuck's teeth. They look like shit, pig

447
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:21,520
Speaker 1: eared fuck evil pig eared funk you yuck yuck sin War.

448
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:25,400
Speaker 1: You're never gonna see the son again. Yuck yuck.

449
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:27,640
Speaker 2: You're never gonna see the son again.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you've got your family tucked away

451
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Speaker 1: in those tunnels, you're never gonna see your family.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna ever gonna see uh.

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Speaker 1: Seven, eight or nine of the wives you have your mistresses,

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Speaker 1: because we're gonna get you too. We got that other

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Speaker 1: fuck and Iran and we're gonna get you too. But

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Speaker 1: Yuk Yuk Sinoar because we've plucked them all out, We've

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Speaker 1: got them all. He's now the president, he's now the

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Speaker 1: big shot caller for AMAS, and I'm just like, it's

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Speaker 1: been ten months, ten fucking months since October seventh, ten

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Speaker 1: months since his craziness, and I think about what it's

461
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Speaker 1: done to me and what it's done to me is

462
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Speaker 1: nothing compared to what it's done to the victims and

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Speaker 1: the terror And you have Iran looming. You got the

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Speaker 1: houthis of Lebanon looming, all because you want to eradicate Israel.

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Speaker 1: Because you never ever wanted Israel to exist, period, not

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Speaker 1: because Israel done did anything. You didn't want Israel to

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Speaker 1: exist from Jump Street. And that's why you celebrated like

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Speaker 1: you won an Olympic gold medal. Of course, you'll never

469
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Speaker 1: win an Olympic gold medal any radical terrorists, you'll never

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Speaker 1: win an Olympic gold medal. But you celebrated like you

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Speaker 1: want an Olympic gold medal. October seven. You celebrated like

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Speaker 1: it was the best thing of your life, because it

473
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Speaker 1: was the best thing, the best time of your life,

474
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Speaker 1: because the one and only thing you've ever wanted.

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Speaker 2: Was the end.

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00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:15,520
Speaker 1: The death, the destruction, the pillaging, the rape, the burning alive.

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Speaker 2: Of anyone.

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Speaker 1: In Israel, even the Muslims in Israel. You shot and

479
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:29,680
Speaker 1: killed men, women, children, and dogs. You killed dogs. Where's Peta?

480
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:32,560
Speaker 1: It's on videotape. Where the fuck is Peter?

481
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:33,680
Speaker 2: To stand up?

482
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:37,480
Speaker 1: I need Peta and I need the Swifties to stand

483
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Speaker 1: up and make a statement against terrorism?

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Speaker 2: What more do they have to do to prove that

485
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Speaker 2: they're the bottom of the bottom.

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Speaker 1: Podcast things are heating up. Kamala has picked or VP.

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Speaker 1: Kamala Harris has picked her VP nomination. The governor Minnesota,

488
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Speaker 1: Tim Walls. They call him coach, motherfucker. You ain't Bill Belichick.

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Speaker 1: Fuck as you talking about? Why do they call you coach?

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00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:30,880
Speaker 1: You send anybody to the league. You ain't Phil Jackson,

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Speaker 1: you ain't John Grudy. Why do they call this guy coach?

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Speaker 1: How many players are yours? I can get my man

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Speaker 1: from Last Chance?

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Speaker 2: You Coach Brown?

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Speaker 1: He sent more players to the league than Tim Walts

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Speaker 1: are like, oh, coach, you got any D one players? Like? Oh, well,

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Speaker 1: he left a good imprint. You play football, try to

498
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Speaker 1: get into the league. How many D one players did you.

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Speaker 2: Coach? Coach?

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Speaker 1: Coach Walls? But he's from Minnesota. And the talk of

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Speaker 1: this week was why Kamala Kamala Harris, Cookie Kamala Harris.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I got a.

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Speaker 1: Nickname for you, Cookie, Kamala Harris.

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Speaker 2: Does that offend you?

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Speaker 1: Guys? I got a nickname for everybody. Say something to

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Speaker 1: Kamala Harris. Everybody goes nuts. Say something about I called

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Speaker 1: cadaver Joe. Cadaver Joe for the last four years. I

508
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:36,480
Speaker 1: knew he was a cadaver. Cadaver Joe Biden smoking Joe

509
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:42,359
Speaker 1: Biden said it for the last four years, of course,

510
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Speaker 1: A iconically named Donald Trump, Dick Stine, Donald Trump, pig dick,

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Speaker 1: Donald Trump, draft dodging Donald Trump, and i'men Dick don

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Speaker 1: i'men Dick.

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Speaker 2: I don't care.

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Speaker 1: Who's I tell you guys something, get it through your head.

515
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:08,279
Speaker 1: Whoever is nominated, hold their fucking feet to the fire.

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00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:11,840
Speaker 1: This is not a popularity contest. These people don't actually

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Speaker 1: give a shit about you. They want your vote, and

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00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:16,440
Speaker 1: then they could give a fight. They're gonna hit it

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00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:19,680
Speaker 1: and quit it. They're gonna fuck you right to the curb.

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00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:26,920
Speaker 1: Real nice and real proper, all of them and all

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Speaker 1: of us. They want your vote. They don't give a shit.

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Speaker 1: Make these candidates work hard for your vote. Don't slut

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Speaker 1: yourself out. This is not a personality contest. They ain't

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Speaker 1: shit dick staining Donald Trump. I did like jd Vance's book.

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Speaker 1: I don't know enough about him. I did like that

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Speaker 1: hill Billy Elogy.

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Speaker 2: I don't have a nickname for him, Junkyard JD. Vance.

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Speaker 1: Gotta see how that that's its Junkyard j D. Vince

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00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:08,239
Speaker 1: coach Wols who never sent anybody to the league, let

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Speaker 1: alone Division one, two or three coach.

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Speaker 2: Get the fuck out of here.

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Speaker 1: You ain't John John Gruden, You ain't Bill Parcells coach.

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Speaker 2: Fuck a we talk.

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00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:25,200
Speaker 1: You ain't Red Holzman, you got any you got any rings,

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Speaker 1: you got any championships coach? Calling this guy coach. But

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Speaker 1: they had their buzzwords going at their big opening speech.

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00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:37,600
Speaker 1: They were in a Philly, Philadelphia talking about they're bringing joy.

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00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:42,960
Speaker 1: They're bringing joy back to politics for you, motherfucker. It

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00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:49,480
Speaker 1: might be joyful for you, coach and Kamala is it

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00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:51,960
Speaker 1: gonna be joyful for us? How is it gonna be

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Speaker 1: joyful for us? Bringing joy back to politics? Get the

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Speaker 1: fuck out of here. Make the these candidates work for

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Speaker 1: your vote. We don't know nothing about coach Woltz. We

544
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:14,520
Speaker 1: don't know nothing about Kamala Harris's positions, her policies. We

545
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:19,000
Speaker 1: know that she's Democratic and she's not dick staying Donald Trump,

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00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:24,720
Speaker 1: But what are her policies? Make these people work fucking hard.

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00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:29,040
Speaker 1: Treat it like a like a first date, like a

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00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:33,680
Speaker 1: business relationship, you need to build trust with these candidates.

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00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:39,120
Speaker 1: Don't just give it away, whore yourself out. Make them

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00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:44,040
Speaker 1: work hard for the knookie. Make them work real hard.

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00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:46,680
Speaker 2: For the knookie. Nookie.

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Speaker 1: To quote the great Fred Durst, it was all about

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00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:54,040
Speaker 1: the knookie with these candidates. It's all about the knookie.

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00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:57,759
Speaker 1: They're trying to fuck you for your vote. I told

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00:37:57,760 --> 00:38:00,360
Speaker 1: you before, I tell you. When I met Bill Clinton

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00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:03,280
Speaker 1: at the All Star Game in New York, I wanted

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Speaker 1: to blow him.

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00:38:04,239 --> 00:38:06,959
Speaker 2: Oh he charmed me. He said he was a fan

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00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:11,600
Speaker 2: of mine. He meant it. He had just watched Justified.

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00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:15,400
Speaker 2: Of course I was in season five. There was season

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Speaker 2: five of Justified.

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Speaker 1: I was great in that show, and I was a

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00:38:18,239 --> 00:38:22,560
Speaker 1: great actors across the board, Walt Goggins, Timothy Ola, Fhant,

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00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:27,920
Speaker 1: all the guest stars, great show, great actors, great writing.

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00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:30,640
Speaker 1: Dollar Bill Clinton. He came over to me at the

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Speaker 1: All Star Game. He said, I'm a fan of yours.

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00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:37,040
Speaker 1: This wasn't even dollar Bill in his prime. This wasn't

568
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Speaker 1: even blowjob Bill. This is vegan Bill. That's when he

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00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:44,279
Speaker 1: was on that vegetarian. She's a little thin. Put his

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00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:46,320
Speaker 1: arm on my shoulder, told me how big of a

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00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:48,160
Speaker 1: fan he was. I wanted to take him into the.

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00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:52,480
Speaker 2: Oval office and blow him myself. That's right.

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Speaker 1: Do not be fooled by the rocks that they got.

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00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:01,680
Speaker 1: These politicians are per professional charmers. I don't care if

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Speaker 1: they're the top of the top or the bottom of

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Speaker 1: the bottom.

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Speaker 2: That's what they do. They do this shit. They're like

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Speaker 2: movie stars.

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Speaker 1: There's the AAAAA list and then there's like like the

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00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:18,239
Speaker 1: B list. But they all got that twinkle, they all

581
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:24,759
Speaker 1: got that Joanna sa Kwan. But the big discussion this week,

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Speaker 1: I never heard of this guy really in my life,

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00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:35,520
Speaker 1: to be honest, Josh Shapiro, the governor of Pennsylvania. Jewish

584
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:44,960
Speaker 1: people were saying he unjewed himself. He unjewed himself to try.

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00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:50,320
Speaker 2: To get plucked. And this what a speaker.

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Speaker 1: He's this guy who he sounds like Obama does the

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00:39:54,920 --> 00:40:00,080
Speaker 1: same fucking cadences Obama. He was up there talking. He

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Speaker 1: didn't sound like he was a rabbi. He sounded like

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00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:08,680
Speaker 1: he was a preacher. Okay, but apparently allegedly this guy

590
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:10,880
Speaker 1: had made a bunch of statements. I didn't even research

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00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:14,520
Speaker 1: this guy because I want my Jews loud and proud.

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00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:17,480
Speaker 1: I don't care if you're ash Ganas, I don't care

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Speaker 1: if you're practicing Hasidic Sepharnic. I want my Jews loud

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00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:29,000
Speaker 1: and proud. That's not too much to ask. When everybody's

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00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:31,280
Speaker 1: against us, right.

596
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Speaker 2: To stand up.

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Speaker 1: I'm Jewish, I'm proud Jewish. You believe in a two

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Speaker 1: state solution, that's on you, But you're Jewish. Josh Shapiro

599
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:49,480
Speaker 1: was up there, wiggle dicken and he said, just like Obama.

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Speaker 1: Sounds like Obama. He said, I don't tell me. I

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Speaker 1: am proud of my faith. I am proud of my faith.

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Speaker 1: He looked in the camera to tell us he was

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Speaker 1: proud of his faith. He said that with a stern

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00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:08,360
Speaker 1: look and a finger pointed and his chesssed out. But

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Speaker 1: he didn't say what his faith is. You're so fucking

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00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:14,680
Speaker 1: proud of your faith, Joshapiro, you didn't even mention what

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00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:15,080
Speaker 1: it is.

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00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:18,960
Speaker 2: What's your faith? This is the first time you're speaking

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Speaker 2: in front of the world. What's you I'm proud of.

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Speaker 1: My Jewish faith. Say that you don't unjew yourself. They're

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00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:34,759
Speaker 1: saying he's the great white Jew. He could be next

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00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:38,319
Speaker 1: up to run for president. We'll see, we will see.

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00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:41,239
Speaker 1: Four years from now seems like forty years from now.

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00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:48,080
Speaker 1: But it was a crazy week, crazy time, and we're

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00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:50,680
Speaker 1: just getting started, folks. It was a crazy week, and

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00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:58,200
Speaker 1: we are just getting started. Way till that Democratic National Convention,

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Speaker 1: way till football season starts, way till the election, and

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Speaker 1: wait till the NBA football season. Major League Baseball are

619
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:11,719
Speaker 1: all cooking. Things are just gonna get whackier. And I

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Speaker 1: hope you stay safe. I hope you stay sane, and

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Speaker 1: I hope you're staying a fully fully disruptive I mean

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Speaker 1: fully disrupted. And I hope you tell a friend who

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Speaker 1: tell a friend about the world's best the world's most.

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Speaker 2: Disruptive podcast, Me.

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Speaker 1: And the I Am Rapaport Stereo Podcast, Miles Jordan Ak,

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Speaker 1: the Bleach Brothers, eighty AK, the Best Brothers. Take me

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Speaker 1: at it with something real nice, take me out of

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Speaker 1: you with something real, but most importantly, end this puppy

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Speaker 1: with something real funk.

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Speaker 2: I Am Rapaport Stereo Podcast. I'm Out