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Speaker 2: I'm almost suspecting that this guy is a murderer and

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Speaker 2: stole the money that's in the lab. That is a

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Speaker 2: I killed him for the life insurance policy. I mean,

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Speaker 2: it happens, It does happen. This is life insurance fraud.

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Speaker 2: Look it up?

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Speaker 1: Is this about to be like a true crime? This

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Speaker 1: is about to be an episode of Scooby Deal, Sam

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Speaker 1: and JOHNA. This is this would be quite an episode

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Reggie Row what life insurance fraud?

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Speaker 1: I forty mail lost my brother, forty two, male Jay

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Speaker 1: in a car accident a few months ago. Growing up,

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Speaker 1: he was the golden child. He got a full ride

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Speaker 1: own way and eventually drop out.

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Speaker 2: Dang.

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Speaker 1: He went on to grad school, but I got married

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Speaker 1: and settled down with my wife, forty two female Brittany.

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Speaker 1: Early on, we have had financial struggles which to not

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Speaker 1: but wasn't lucky in love. He was very picky, and

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Speaker 1: while we had some longer one to two year relationships,

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Speaker 2: Sounds like man wasn't trying to settle judgment. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: It sounds like, oh he's a little jealous. Oh a

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Speaker 2: little jealous. Maybe. Yeah. Man was banging Harvard models every

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Speaker 2: day at pristige Us all the money, probably had better

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Speaker 2: hair oof yikes, yikes, I know, sorry, your hairline sucks, opie. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I don't know. He sounds like your little jelly.

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Speaker 1: He finally married his wife, forty female Mary, in twenty nineteen.

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Speaker 1: She also made good money like Jay. She also had

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Speaker 1: two children from a previous relationship, now eighteen and nineteen.

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Speaker 1: When they got pregnant, she sold her house where they

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Speaker 1: All this to say money is not a problem for them.

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Speaker 2: They're doing well. Where are you leading us to OPI huh,

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Speaker 2: it sounds like Op wants the money.

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Speaker 1: Oh really wait wait and his brother's wife, Oh god,

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Speaker 1: not the twofer. Like I said, Jay passed away recently

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Speaker 1: in a car accident, and Mary found.

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Speaker 2: Out the car accident that Op cost you.

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Speaker 1: Know, and Mary found out that I was the beneficiary

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Speaker 1: of his four oh one K and life insurance policy.

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Speaker 2: Wow, his employer. Wow. So the brother passed down everything

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Speaker 2: to Op was in the will.

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Speaker 1: Basically, huh, that is a little wild, especially considering her.

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Speaker 1: He was like older and married, newly married. One would

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Speaker 2: Just didn't get around to it. He just didn't get

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I was thinking like, oh, like you think you're

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Speaker 2: Well yeah, speak for yourself. Yeah yeah. I mean like

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Speaker 2: if I got newly married, I probably wouldn't be thinking

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Speaker 1: Who knows the life insurance is one hundred and fifty thousand,

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Speaker 1: He set it up that way years before Mary was

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Speaker 1: You you have your little lamb. I'm gonna buy myself

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Speaker 1: She inherited his part of their house and their joint

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Speaker 2: She said that, okay, so it sounds like he did

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Speaker 1: Oh man, op, oh boy, oh.

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Speaker 2: Pe oh boy. I told her that's not my fault.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh, if he wanted to change the beneficiary, he

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Speaker 2: respecting his brother's wishes. No, seems a little selfish.

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Speaker 1: It's it feels like the brother just did not get

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's more information that will confirm it.

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Speaker 1: Well, well we'll see. God, okay, just keeps digging deeper.

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Speaker 1: But he didn't. So now the money is mine.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, you sound like screwge or like mister Gravick.

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Speaker 2: His impairedness plan wasn't like this or this. It was

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Speaker 1: My wife and I have planned to use the money

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Speaker 1: an a hole because the money should go to his kids.

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Speaker 1: They said the life insurance would pay off their mortgage

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let me read back to he found out he

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, or yeah, I mean even even taking half

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Speaker 1: Giving just fifty grand out of five hundred.

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Speaker 1: Also like, okay, so you're living in a one bedroom

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Speaker 2: Yeah, hopefully you're not related to whatever gene pool is

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Speaker 2: You are you? Can you just measure anything? Are you

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Speaker 1: Thirty years older. Yeah, it makes sense, like twenty six

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Speaker 2: That's that's that's crazy, stupid thirty years old. The biggest

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Speaker 2: I only know they live in California and have first names. Gee,

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Speaker 2: You could check public data checks right bank and bio

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Speaker 1: There are criminal records. I mean you can literally get

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Speaker 2: I became more curious about my dad's family. I asked

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Speaker 2: She said she also didn't know how to contact them.

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Speaker 2: Whose public data check? Maybe bro boom. I ordered a

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Speaker 2: how twenty three and meat kits go. It all ends perfectly, dude. No,

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Speaker 1: That's twenty three lives ruined. That's what the twenty three

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Speaker 2: This is like the white this thing ever? Oh ready ready?

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Speaker 1: Popping on a flight to Ghana tomorrow to me my brethren.

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Speaker 2: With the kinta cloth about to sing all of gold digger.

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Speaker 2: You know, literally, my man's gonna be intro.

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Speaker 1: It's like, do you remember when the Democrats like uh,

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Speaker 2: already assumed. We already assumed. So I ordered the kit

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Speaker 2: I didn't.

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Speaker 1: I didn't get the special surprise of the bonus ethnicity, Bro,

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Speaker 2: got the Earth drive? What that's crazy? Literally literally Pokemon cards.

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Speaker 2: What is surprising, though, is I found four half sisters.

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Speaker 2: No more than I thought I had. Murder. My dad

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Speaker 2: He had some unclaimed kids running around. So excitedly, I

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Speaker 2: that's part of the twenty three lives that you could ruin. No, apparently, Wow.

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Speaker 2: Dad was kind of a horror but still exciting. Hey, Hey,

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Speaker 2: the life of a horror is exciting. Don't let anyone

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Speaker 2: tell you that. Listen slang in that sausage. Row. Hey,

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Speaker 2: you know what they say, if your story don't got

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Speaker 2: Case closed, Cayse closed baby my twin and I immediately

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Speaker 2: She was born via IVF in nineteen ninety two in

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Speaker 2: my mom is adamant my dad didn't donate to the

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Speaker 2: would mean he definitely cheated on my mom. Like I said,

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Speaker 2: bank agencies are actually like fairly reputable, except that one

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Speaker 2: But that what was that through the really what what

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Speaker 1: No, that guy that got like I think it was

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Speaker 2: So I think it was like a maybe it was IVF.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, I think there was a guy who

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Speaker 1: It wasn't like he was I thought.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't just like, oh I just go to did

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Speaker 2: Like right right, Well, he dropped out of seventh grade,

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Speaker 2: the half sister we'll call Tiffany. Tiffany says she was

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Speaker 2: which was shitty, but better than an affair. I don't

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Speaker 2: let's keep going. I send Tiffany pictures of my dad

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Speaker 2: I'm shopping at Ikia with my friends, relaying this soap

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Speaker 1: You sweet, sweet child, you sweet naive child.

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Speaker 2: It's at this moment my friend Miranda said, you and

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Speaker 2: At first, I laughingly entertained the idea that it would

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Speaker 2: And then I quickly realized, holy shit, actually that does

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Speaker 2: to probably everyone but me, How could a fifty year

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Speaker 2: old alcoholic chainsmoker pass for a med student. It would

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Speaker 2: All of this didn't seem likely. I also have type

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Speaker 2: at my half brother's pictures and he looks just like

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Speaker 2: the past two days since discussing this coincidence. But now

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Speaker 2: I'm thinking it might be nerves. Yeah, Mom, I ain't

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Speaker 2: I will, I'm going to message my new half sisters

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Speaker 2: apologizing for showing them their dad because he's actually none

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Speaker 2: of our dads. Wooh, you don't say pretty sweet? My

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Speaker 2: that's pretty cool. Oh that's it. Do you want the update?

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Speaker 2: There's an update. That was a freaking update. My mom

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Speaker 2: be a great party story. And that's it. And that's it.

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Speaker 2: That's it. Wow.

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Speaker 1: I mean this poor guy did not see the evidence

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Speaker 2: Oh it's a girl. She did not understand that evidence

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Speaker 2: stacking up against that. I know. I feel like I

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Speaker 2: caught it like halfway through the story. I'm like, Okay,

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Speaker 2: this is definitely like something's off here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, oh wow, it's it's it's like like

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Speaker 1: she was describing in and it's like, okay, so that

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Speaker 1: means the sperm Bacon network is wrong, and then this

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Speaker 1: family is wrong, and then this family is wrong.

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Speaker 2: It's like, bro, when everyone's wrong, you don't want to

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Speaker 2: say it right exactly. Yeah. I mean like like, there's

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Speaker 2: only so many people that can be wrong. Also, would

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Speaker 2: you rather have a sperm donor as a father or

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Speaker 2: an alcoholic as a father.

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Speaker 1: Well, see here's the problem. It doesn't matter because that's

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Speaker 1: the person who rights them. Ah.

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Speaker 2: I will say it's better to.

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Speaker 1: Be raised by the alcoholic but actually not related to

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Speaker 1: the alcoholic.

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Speaker 2: Yeah that that is, rather be raised by the alcoholic

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Speaker 2: than the sperm donner.

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Speaker 1: Uh no, I'm in any scenario alcoholic don't want to

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Speaker 1: be raised by an alcoholic, but I do. I would

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Speaker 1: rather if I have to be raised by the alcoholic

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Speaker 1: either way, I would rather not be related because then like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: probably all of the other trades.

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Speaker 2: I mean, get smoking and drinking at ten years old?

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Speaker 2: What is this?

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Speaker 1: Like Italian mafia cartoon? Like, what the fuck is happening

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Speaker 1: right now?

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Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, she started smoking and drinking it let

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Speaker 2: me her. Jone never stops had a popack cap in

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Speaker 2: a Buster