WEBVTT - Are the Nerds Taking Over? 0:00:05.680 --> 0:00:08.560 How how crazy different does it sound with the indizzel line. 0:00:09.119 --> 0:00:12.160 It's not. There's maybe one or two words that have 0:00:12.200 --> 0:00:12.960 caught it on, but like. 0:00:13.039 --> 0:00:17.919 Theory, yes yesterday, that's a tough one. 0:00:18.200 --> 0:00:24.759 No, honestly, you are not a nice person. You're not. 0:00:25.079 --> 0:00:27.440 And the fact that you crack yourself. 0:00:29.160 --> 0:00:32.760 All right, it's sauce on the side. And if you 0:00:32.840 --> 0:00:34.720 hear me sounding a little bit differently, it's because I 0:00:34.720 --> 0:00:36.919 got in bizil line and it's really tough to talk sometimes. 0:00:39.920 --> 0:00:42.560 Can I also just say so when I got these 0:00:43.080 --> 0:00:45.479 I came into the studio, I read the news, I 0:00:45.479 --> 0:00:50.159 did a whole show. Nobody noticed you two assholes as 0:00:50.240 --> 0:00:52.640 soon as I encountered you. I was at the gym 0:00:52.640 --> 0:00:55.000 with Andrew yesterday and he was like, you got a 0:00:55.040 --> 0:00:57.000 missil line. I said, what can you hear? What's going on? 0:00:57.040 --> 0:01:02.000 He's like yeah. And then when I saw Diamond, probably 0:01:02.000 --> 0:01:04.920 after ten seconds of talking to her, she goes, oh 0:01:05.200 --> 0:01:09.280 m G and his line. You two notice immediately these 0:01:09.280 --> 0:01:11.240 people that I'm in here with for five hours every day, 0:01:11.240 --> 0:01:13.039 they didn't notice crazy. 0:01:13.319 --> 0:01:14.920 Let you know who really cares about you. 0:01:15.400 --> 0:01:18.399 I love you guys, thanks, and I'm really excited about 0:01:18.400 --> 0:01:21.279 our guest today because I think he's pretty funny Jared Freed. 0:01:21.760 --> 0:01:24.959 If you don't follow him already online, you definitely should, 0:01:24.959 --> 0:01:28.600 at least on Instagram at Jared Freed. But I don't 0:01:28.600 --> 0:01:30.400 want to hype him up anymore. Then he needs to 0:01:30.400 --> 0:01:31.560 be hyped up. I just want him to come in 0:01:31.600 --> 0:01:37.040 and do his thing. Let's bring him in, all right, 0:01:37.160 --> 0:01:39.840 Jared Freed one of my favorite comedians online and just 0:01:39.840 --> 0:01:42.039 in general. I actually met you back in Boston. I 0:01:42.080 --> 0:01:43.760 know you don't remember me, but I totally remember. 0:01:43.959 --> 0:01:46.479 I do remember it. Wow, we were at a kiss 0:01:46.520 --> 0:01:48.440 one a way. Yeah, I remember. 0:01:48.520 --> 0:01:52.520 It was way back with pandemic days. 0:01:52.520 --> 0:01:54.240 Call TikTok before TikTok. 0:01:54.840 --> 0:01:58.760 Yeah, I'm one hundred years old. It's great to see you. 0:01:58.800 --> 0:02:01.040 It's great to see look at you in the big leagues. 0:02:01.160 --> 0:02:03.440 This is New York City, baby, I love it. 0:02:03.440 --> 0:02:03.840 It was great. 0:02:03.840 --> 0:02:06.919 Boston was awesome. You're originally from that area from. 0:02:06.760 --> 0:02:10.240 Outside of Boston, Okay, so I'm from Needham and uh, 0:02:10.480 --> 0:02:12.960 but I you know, I move here after college, so 0:02:13.000 --> 0:02:15.720 now you know, you know, it's weird to say sixteen 0:02:15.800 --> 0:02:19.280 years since moving to New York from I went to 0:02:19.280 --> 0:02:21.079 Penn State, so like, you know. 0:02:21.000 --> 0:02:22.519 I'm almost I do want to talk about that. 0:02:22.600 --> 0:02:26.520 Okay, I'm sorry, but you know, you go from you know, 0:02:26.520 --> 0:02:28.560 I'm almost as long in New York as I was 0:02:29.160 --> 0:02:33.320 in Needham. It's getting weird, you know. So yeah, it's 0:02:33.360 --> 0:02:34.600 it's great to be here with you. 0:02:35.080 --> 0:02:36.800 We'll brought you to New York straight out of college. 0:02:36.880 --> 0:02:39.240 I immediately I just wanted to be in New York. 0:02:39.880 --> 0:02:41.679 I think, like I didn't know what I wanted to do, 0:02:42.000 --> 0:02:46.120 but I knew that New York had entrepreneurial, hustling people 0:02:46.760 --> 0:02:49.600 and women, you know, so yeah. 0:02:49.360 --> 0:02:50.960 Those two things we're going to get to that. 0:02:51.040 --> 0:02:53.440 Yeah, right, Like I was like, okay, you got you know, 0:02:53.639 --> 0:02:57.600 people who want bigger, better things for themselves, people who 0:02:57.600 --> 0:02:58.359 are here to like. 0:02:58.480 --> 0:03:02.400 Go at it, and hot women. You know. So it's like, 0:03:02.480 --> 0:03:04.440 why wouldn't I want to be there? You know? So 0:03:05.520 --> 0:03:06.400 I moved after college. 0:03:06.440 --> 0:03:09.960 I was selling life insurance and annuities, and it just 0:03:10.040 --> 0:03:12.600 like I would never bash a profession because there's people 0:03:12.639 --> 0:03:15.040 that like sometimes when you say you left, you know, 0:03:15.160 --> 0:03:17.280 selling life insurance to do comedy, people like. 0:03:17.360 --> 0:03:20.480 You did it, you're co artists. And I'm like, no, no, no, 0:03:20.560 --> 0:03:22.799 I wish I liked it as much as some people. 0:03:22.960 --> 0:03:24.560 You know, I wish I was good at I wasn't 0:03:24.639 --> 0:03:26.280 very good at it, and I wasn't. It wasn't for me. 0:03:27.040 --> 0:03:30.359 And comedy, like I was writing funny emails to friends 0:03:30.400 --> 0:03:31.079 all day. 0:03:31.200 --> 0:03:33.359 And it was the time where like the group email 0:03:33.639 --> 0:03:35.200 was the thing, like. 0:03:35.320 --> 0:03:37.720 Right, you write the group email that like with all 0:03:37.760 --> 0:03:40.880 your pals, you know that were in the same position 0:03:40.960 --> 0:03:42.960 as you. And I would make fun of my friends 0:03:42.960 --> 0:03:45.320 and then someone will go off email to let me 0:03:45.400 --> 0:03:47.840 know that my email made their day. Was they're laughing 0:03:47.840 --> 0:03:50.240 at their desk. That was like a shot of adrenaline. 0:03:50.280 --> 0:03:51.840 That was like a drug. And I was like, okay, 0:03:51.880 --> 0:03:54.320 well how do I get that? You know, like how 0:03:54.320 --> 0:03:56.840 do I get the feeling of making my friend laugh 0:03:57.360 --> 0:03:59.760 in the middle of the day all the time? And 0:04:00.120 --> 0:04:04.440 so I started, you know, writing online and doing open mics. 0:04:04.480 --> 0:04:06.640 And you're in New York City. Every scene is here. 0:04:06.880 --> 0:04:09.440 There's a restaurant scene, there's a comedy scene, there's a 0:04:09.560 --> 0:04:12.640 radio scene, there's a there's a finance scene. You know, 0:04:12.720 --> 0:04:15.720 there's a it's all here, and all you have to 0:04:15.720 --> 0:04:18.159 do is look for it because it's in. You don't 0:04:18.160 --> 0:04:20.120 know it's here until you look seek it out, you know, 0:04:20.360 --> 0:04:22.520 Like so I knew comedy was here. I knew there 0:04:22.520 --> 0:04:24.520 were clubs, but then you go seek it out. I 0:04:24.520 --> 0:04:27.760 started taking you know, improv classes and sketch. 0:04:27.880 --> 0:04:29.719 Right, we were talking about taking improv classes. 0:04:29.760 --> 0:04:32.200 I did open mics every night, and you know, it 0:04:32.240 --> 0:04:36.560 became an obsession, Like I truly am obsessed with finding 0:04:36.640 --> 0:04:39.840 ways and finding new bits, seeing people, like making people laugh. 0:04:39.839 --> 0:04:41.120 And I started doing podcasting. 0:04:41.720 --> 0:04:43.640 Yeah, you have like a million podcasts. 0:04:43.800 --> 0:04:47.159 I never shut up. I have so many podcasts. 0:04:47.400 --> 0:04:50.159 Well, I started doing podcasts over a decade ago when 0:04:50.160 --> 0:04:51.880 it was like, you know, even then, people are going 0:04:51.920 --> 0:04:54.040 everyone has a podcast, and it's like, you know, but 0:04:54.160 --> 0:04:56.720 for me, I'm doing comedy and I'm seeing friends of 0:04:56.760 --> 0:05:00.120 mine get cast in things, and I'm seeing some and 0:05:00.240 --> 0:05:03.000 become writers, and like I you know, I was like, 0:05:03.040 --> 0:05:06.760 my skill set is yeahpen, you know, like that's my 0:05:07.000 --> 0:05:10.839 skill and gnawing on the bone of like the subjects 0:05:10.880 --> 0:05:14.040 that are stupid. I could talk to someone about appetizers 0:05:14.080 --> 0:05:14.480 for an. 0:05:14.400 --> 0:05:15.080 Hour and. 0:05:17.480 --> 0:05:20.680 Right I'm yelled at I've you know, these are all 0:05:20.760 --> 0:05:23.440 part of the you know, my the JCU, the Jared 0:05:23.560 --> 0:05:27.200 Cinematic universe, that's the thing. And I always thought like 0:05:27.320 --> 0:05:29.520 I'll do all these things and someone might come along 0:05:29.600 --> 0:05:31.640 and say, wow, look at all this funny stuff. 0:05:31.720 --> 0:05:34.280 Let's let's create a show around and let's do this, you. 0:05:34.200 --> 0:05:38.000 Know, And and that never really happened, but accept it 0:05:38.040 --> 0:05:41.520 happened with people like now we live in a direct 0:05:41.520 --> 0:05:45.800 to consumer marketplace as a comedian, and I was kind 0:05:45.800 --> 0:05:47.680 of early to that game of like, hey, I'm gonna 0:05:47.680 --> 0:05:50.520 make funny stuff. And but the reason was like hoping 0:05:50.560 --> 0:05:54.000 like NBC would come along. But now because of the Internet, 0:05:54.120 --> 0:05:56.200 like you can come right to my page and laugh 0:05:56.240 --> 0:05:56.920 with me every day. 0:05:57.040 --> 0:05:58.840 I I yell at the Bachelor. 0:05:59.120 --> 0:06:02.279 Okay, I tell you, you yelling at the Bachelor. You 0:06:02.360 --> 0:06:04.919 tweeting your little slides of like happy New Year to 0:06:05.000 --> 0:06:07.320 the person. Yes, those kill me. I have so many 0:06:07.360 --> 0:06:10.320 questions for you about all of this. But I if 0:06:10.400 --> 0:06:12.360 NBC did come along, now you're not gonna say no. 0:06:12.480 --> 0:06:14.559 Right, no, that's a thing, like let's talk. 0:06:15.160 --> 0:06:16.880 But you know this, this is the beauty of being 0:06:16.880 --> 0:06:19.120 a comedian in twenty twenty four. Is like what I 0:06:19.160 --> 0:06:21.600 love is that we're not we're not desperate. I have 0:06:21.680 --> 0:06:23.599 three podcasts. 0:06:23.120 --> 0:06:25.040 You know right now, just if people are. 0:06:24.880 --> 0:06:28.000 With so the UU podcast is a modern dating podcast. 0:06:28.000 --> 0:06:31.200 If you're out there dating, single, in a relationship. It 0:06:31.400 --> 0:06:35.440 is the podcast for rational dating talk. And I know 0:06:35.960 --> 0:06:38.840 you're going, well, you're you're a single, thirty nine year 0:06:38.839 --> 0:06:41.920 old guy. Yeah, I'm the guy you're dealing with. 0:06:42.200 --> 0:06:42.960 I speak. 0:06:43.920 --> 0:06:47.600 I am ten percent away from every I'm an average dude. 0:06:48.040 --> 0:06:49.360 That's the thing. I'm not special. 0:06:49.800 --> 0:06:52.040 So when someone asks a dating question, I go, how 0:06:52.040 --> 0:06:53.320 would I feel in this scenario? 0:06:53.360 --> 0:06:54.599 And I tell you how I would feel. 0:06:54.839 --> 0:06:56.760 And my dad always used to say to me, however 0:06:56.800 --> 0:06:59.360 you feel, someone else feels. There's not you know, you're 0:06:59.400 --> 0:07:02.240 not special. This is just your feeling, is not. I'm 0:07:02.279 --> 0:07:04.840 not one hundred percent away from your boyfriend, the guy 0:07:04.880 --> 0:07:07.560 you're seeing, the guy you're texting, I'm not, but I'm not. 0:07:07.720 --> 0:07:09.920 I'm not one hundred percent on point with him, but 0:07:09.960 --> 0:07:11.000 I'm within ten percent. 0:07:11.320 --> 0:07:11.520 You know. 0:07:11.680 --> 0:07:11.760 So. 0:07:12.240 --> 0:07:14.400 And that's the promise of the podcast, is that I 0:07:14.440 --> 0:07:17.280 am so. And my co host is Jordana and Abraham 0:07:17.400 --> 0:07:21.600 who started Betches the really yeah, the media company, the 0:07:21.640 --> 0:07:24.440 huge media company. So uh, we have this great banter 0:07:24.840 --> 0:07:27.880 on dating subjects. And again, like with TikTok and Instagram, 0:07:27.960 --> 0:07:30.120 a lot of the dating things you see the snippets, 0:07:30.520 --> 0:07:33.720 they're they're really to get you mad. They're not really 0:07:33.760 --> 0:07:35.760 good advice. It's not really thoughtful. 0:07:36.240 --> 0:07:36.760 It's bad. 0:07:36.880 --> 0:07:39.920 It's it's actually bad for it, dom Pam. 0:07:40.120 --> 0:07:43.320 You know that's not helping your problem because what a 0:07:43.320 --> 0:07:45.400 lot of people do with dating stuff and they want 0:07:45.440 --> 0:07:48.120 to get past your issue and onto their own. 0:07:48.400 --> 0:07:50.760 Of course, yeah, like me, I want to talk about me. 0:07:50.960 --> 0:07:53.560 Wait, so are you doing that when people know I am. 0:07:53.320 --> 0:07:55.960 Into your stuff? Like I care more about your stuff 0:07:55.960 --> 0:07:58.080 than my own. That's why I am single and thirty nine, 0:07:58.160 --> 0:08:00.880 you know, so it's not a joke to us, like 0:08:01.320 --> 0:08:04.600 the idea of like, oh, you know, the should I 0:08:04.640 --> 0:08:07.600 text them back? Some people go, you know, we'll disregard 0:08:07.640 --> 0:08:10.440 your feelings and anxieties about that. I would never do that. 0:08:10.520 --> 0:08:13.160 I think that that's a great topic of conversation. So 0:08:13.200 --> 0:08:15.640 the u A podcast Modern dating talked about in a 0:08:15.760 --> 0:08:19.440 rational way, tough conversations had in a very safe space. 0:08:19.480 --> 0:08:22.320 So when you say in a rational way, where have 0:08:22.480 --> 0:08:25.960 you seen it be talked about in irrational way? 0:08:27.000 --> 0:08:27.200 You know? 0:08:27.240 --> 0:08:29.480 You see people have I have no rules for dating. 0:08:29.600 --> 0:08:31.440 I think if anyone's giving you a rule, they're trying 0:08:31.440 --> 0:08:33.440 to sell you a book. They're trying to sell something 0:08:33.480 --> 0:08:33.680 to you. 0:08:33.800 --> 0:08:34.199 I agree with. 0:08:34.240 --> 0:08:35.360 I think they're trying to fool you. 0:08:35.440 --> 0:08:37.199 I think rules are crazy. You can't fly the same 0:08:37.240 --> 0:08:38.160 rule to every single person. 0:08:38.360 --> 0:08:41.640 Thank That's why we again rational. So like when someone 0:08:41.640 --> 0:08:44.080 says you shouldn't text them back. 0:08:43.840 --> 0:08:46.320 At text, get out of here. 0:08:46.240 --> 0:08:48.319 Right, get out of here, that's crazy. 0:08:48.480 --> 0:08:51.080 It's harder to not communicate with somebody in twenty twenty 0:08:51.080 --> 0:08:53.559 four than it is to communicate with them because you 0:08:54.400 --> 0:08:56.880 have to got them on a zillion different platforms. You 0:08:56.920 --> 0:08:59.439 can find somebody, you can see what they're doing. Look 0:08:59.480 --> 0:09:00.880 up the last time they looked at a story, at 0:09:00.880 --> 0:09:02.840 your story, when they're posting what they're liking, Like, it's 0:09:02.920 --> 0:09:04.880 impossible not to reach out to someone. 0:09:05.040 --> 0:09:07.040 Listen. I totally agree. 0:09:07.120 --> 0:09:10.160 And here's the thing, Like, you know there's a there's 0:09:10.160 --> 0:09:13.320 a female yearn that I've come to find out via 0:09:13.400 --> 0:09:17.160 the podcast You want to Be Women want to be chased, Okay, 0:09:17.280 --> 0:09:19.400 they want to feel wanted. 0:09:19.280 --> 0:09:21.520 Only by someone they want, right, Yes, you don't want 0:09:21.520 --> 0:09:23.120 to be like chased in a in a dark alley 0:09:23.160 --> 0:09:28.199 type of way, chas or like the guy that just 0:09:28.200 --> 0:09:29.840 shows up outside your apartment, like get the fuck out 0:09:29.840 --> 0:09:30.079 of here? 0:09:30.720 --> 0:09:32.839 Who are you unless they're cute and you're like, okay, 0:09:32.840 --> 0:09:33.679 thank you for showing up. 0:09:33.800 --> 0:09:36.439 The difference between creepy and romantic very thin line. 0:09:36.520 --> 0:09:37.480 But here's the thing. 0:09:37.640 --> 0:09:41.760 It's the you know you want this, this person who 0:09:41.840 --> 0:09:45.280 sees you and plucks you out of obscurity. It's very 0:09:45.360 --> 0:09:47.720 rom commy. What I find with a lot of the 0:09:47.720 --> 0:09:50.040 women that write in is that they insert the word 0:09:50.320 --> 0:09:55.240 confused instead of turned off. Okay, and it's like, I'm 0:09:55.240 --> 0:10:00.679 so confused. No, you're turned off by this behavior and 0:10:00.720 --> 0:10:03.280 I need to let you know. And they're afraid to 0:10:03.320 --> 0:10:06.600 let this person out because maybe then they'll stop chasing me. Well, 0:10:06.640 --> 0:10:08.880 that's the thing. You have to be, you know, fearless. 0:10:08.880 --> 0:10:12.080 But that's easier said than done. I think like when 0:10:12.120 --> 0:10:14.880 it comes to dating, it's like these rules are put 0:10:14.920 --> 0:10:18.800 in place to protect your emotional state. So when you 0:10:18.840 --> 0:10:20.640 say I won't text back in three days, then at 0:10:20.720 --> 0:10:22.920 least when they didn't text you for three days, you go, 0:10:23.240 --> 0:10:25.720 that's it. They don't like me, goodbye, chop my head off. 0:10:26.600 --> 0:10:31.880 But right, right, right, women want their heads chopped off. 0:10:31.960 --> 0:10:36.280 They don't want and men love vague relationships. Ask a 0:10:36.320 --> 0:10:38.760 guy if he's in a relationship. If he's dating someone, 0:10:38.840 --> 0:10:40.040 it just sounds like he's coffee. 0:10:40.080 --> 0:10:40.760 He's like, oh. 0:10:44.160 --> 0:10:45.800 Right now, and be like, are you in a relationship? 0:10:45.880 --> 0:10:47.600 If I ran up to him are you in a relationship? 0:10:47.880 --> 0:10:49.160 How quickly would he say yes? 0:10:49.360 --> 0:10:50.880 You know, like I think he would. 0:10:50.679 --> 0:10:52.320 Say yes pretty quickly. But now I want to find out? 0:10:52.360 --> 0:10:54.160 Now we want to that's a good prank call. Show 0:10:54.240 --> 0:10:56.480 that boyfriends, you should do it well. 0:10:56.520 --> 0:10:58.720 I see the comedy shows. Hey, you know you see 0:10:58.720 --> 0:11:05.200 a group of guys and you're like, okay, So someone 0:11:05.200 --> 0:11:07.240 would be disappointed by this response, right? 0:11:07.760 --> 0:11:09.040 Is there someone who would be mad at me if 0:11:09.080 --> 0:11:10.720 I sent you a nude question? 0:11:11.200 --> 0:11:14.439 So that's the UO podcast talking about dating in a 0:11:14.559 --> 0:11:16.680 rational way. And then I do The Bachelor, which is 0:11:17.000 --> 0:11:20.320 a bacher's podcast, just going over the Bachelor. The Bachelor, 0:11:21.040 --> 0:11:22.880 we recap all the Bachelor episodes. 0:11:23.240 --> 0:11:25.640 I've seen some of yourself. Why why are you so 0:11:25.720 --> 0:11:27.320 obsessed with the Bachelor? Where did this begin? 0:11:27.400 --> 0:11:30.360 I think it's great? I think, well, here's the thing. 0:11:30.520 --> 0:11:34.200 The Bachelor's like professional wrestling. Okay, professional wrestling. We know 0:11:34.240 --> 0:11:38.480 that the outcome is scripted, but you got to take 0:11:38.520 --> 0:11:41.640 the bumps along the way. You can't fake jumping off 0:11:41.640 --> 0:11:44.200 the top rope and hitting the mat. The same way 0:11:44.240 --> 0:11:48.040 you can't fake first date, first kiss, asking someone out, 0:11:48.200 --> 0:11:49.079 dumping someone. 0:11:49.120 --> 0:11:51.160 Those are all things you see on The Bachelor. 0:11:51.480 --> 0:11:55.640 You can't fake jealousy, you can't fake a competition, and 0:11:55.720 --> 0:11:56.440 it's all. 0:11:56.240 --> 0:11:58.800 There and that is genuine. I have never watched it. 0:11:59.000 --> 0:11:59.839 I do you think it's genuine? 0:11:59.840 --> 0:12:01.920 I think, like, I think they're putting a Petri dish 0:12:02.040 --> 0:12:05.240 and then we That's what reality TV is like when 0:12:05.240 --> 0:12:06.880 people are like it's fake. It's like, what show are 0:12:06.920 --> 0:12:07.920 you watching that's not fake? 0:12:08.040 --> 0:12:08.240 Right? 0:12:08.600 --> 0:12:11.560 You know, like, what do you think Bostin's Creek was? 0:12:11.600 --> 0:12:15.199 This was a real story, Like you know this. 0:12:15.080 --> 0:12:16.840 Is they're putting a Petri dish. 0:12:17.280 --> 0:12:20.560 And then the people are the variables, they're the you know, 0:12:20.600 --> 0:12:23.760 they're the things jump bouncing off of each other and 0:12:23.840 --> 0:12:26.160 we get to watch it's all fun and games. Though, 0:12:26.200 --> 0:12:28.280 Like I've met a lot of the contestants and they 0:12:28.360 --> 0:12:31.040 all say the same thing. They all go, You're in 0:12:31.120 --> 0:12:36.839 this bubble and you kind of like you fall into it. 0:12:36.960 --> 0:12:41.160 You can't believe that you're going along in this thing. 0:12:41.200 --> 0:12:43.280 But it is real, right because in real life, on 0:12:43.320 --> 0:12:45.480 what planet would you ever battle twenty five other dudes 0:12:45.480 --> 0:12:48.079 to go on one day with some girl even though 0:12:48.120 --> 0:12:51.560 I guess technically yeah, that all the time. 0:12:51.640 --> 0:12:52.600 Yeah, why would. 0:12:52.400 --> 0:12:54.800 You do that? That's crazy? Okay, So you've got that 0:12:54.880 --> 0:12:56.920 podcast about and then The Bachelor. 0:12:57.000 --> 0:12:59.040 The Bachelor and then the J Train podcast is like 0:12:59.160 --> 0:13:02.560 basically like Spice of Life. We give it email advice. 0:13:02.720 --> 0:13:05.839 We we give emailers advice. We do this thing called 0:13:05.840 --> 0:13:08.120 the Luxury Lounge where you're allowed to complain about anything 0:13:08.160 --> 0:13:09.600 you want and I'll complain with you. 0:13:09.679 --> 0:13:11.000 Oh that's like our burn book. 0:13:11.160 --> 0:13:14.040 There we go. You can you anything you want. All 0:13:14.080 --> 0:13:16.400 complaints welcome, safe space for complaints. 0:13:16.520 --> 0:13:17.640 It's one of your favorite complaints. 0:13:17.640 --> 0:13:19.600 You can think my engagement rings too big, like the 0:13:19.640 --> 0:13:22.880 actual rock is too big. I can't wear it out. 0:13:22.920 --> 0:13:25.560 I feel embarrassed, you know, And you go, yeah, that 0:13:25.720 --> 0:13:28.040 is a problem. I can understand that, you know, like 0:13:28.480 --> 0:13:30.560 I understand you gotta you got a big rock on 0:13:30.600 --> 0:13:33.040 your finger. You're you're afraid of what people think of you, 0:13:33.040 --> 0:13:35.880 you know, like the societal you know, stuff that goes 0:13:35.920 --> 0:13:36.120 with that. 0:13:36.200 --> 0:13:40.079 Oh, you know, must be richy, life must be easy. 0:13:40.520 --> 0:13:42.960 Yeah, all of those things. Immediately, if I saw someone 0:13:43.840 --> 0:13:45.520 and if they were like, it's too big, it's really 0:13:45.559 --> 0:13:46.240 running out right. 0:13:46.240 --> 0:13:49.880 They can't tell anybody that come to luxury Lounge, right, 0:13:50.280 --> 0:13:52.280 it's the only place you can say that out loud, 0:13:52.320 --> 0:13:54.840 and someone me will go, you are right. 0:13:55.800 --> 0:13:58.400 Always everyone's bullshit everyone. 0:13:58.480 --> 0:14:00.480 Because I'm a complainer. I loved complain. 0:14:01.000 --> 0:14:03.680 And when someone goes there's bigger issues, I'm like, yeah, 0:14:03.679 --> 0:14:07.319 I don't think anyone's complaining not realizing that there's children starving, 0:14:07.400 --> 0:14:10.440 Like that's a crazy person. And you know it was 0:14:10.520 --> 0:14:14.480 birth from the pandemic because what people were doing is 0:14:14.559 --> 0:14:17.200 you weren't allowed to have any other problem other than 0:14:17.679 --> 0:14:19.800 my grandma's dying from COVID, like that was the only 0:14:19.800 --> 0:14:20.840 problem you were allowed to have. 0:14:20.920 --> 0:14:23.440 And I'm like, listen, we can't do this to ourselves. 0:14:23.760 --> 0:14:24.480 Come over here. 0:14:24.720 --> 0:14:28.440 I built the luxury lounge, my bare hands, leather bound books. 0:14:28.760 --> 0:14:31.320 We got a good couch, we got the fire roll RAR, 0:14:31.480 --> 0:14:34.080 and we got the piano going let's chalk it out. 0:14:34.160 --> 0:14:36.560 You know, now you either have to be somewhere. Someone 0:14:36.720 --> 0:14:38.480 called in or wrote in and you were just like, 0:14:38.520 --> 0:14:38.920 get the. 0:14:38.920 --> 0:14:42.320 Hell no, never, I will find you're a problem. To 0:14:42.480 --> 0:14:44.120 give me a complain that you think is frivolous. 0:14:44.480 --> 0:14:46.760 I'll agree with you, Okay. I worked with the guy 0:14:46.800 --> 0:14:50.040 one time who was complaining that he cut his finger 0:14:50.760 --> 0:14:53.600 on the lobster shell of the lobster at his giant 0:14:53.680 --> 0:14:55.960 lobster fiece that he had the night before his beach house. 0:14:56.080 --> 0:14:59.600 And so right, shut off. He's so right. If you're 0:14:59.640 --> 0:15:02.200 that rich, that means it's a catered affair. 0:15:02.640 --> 0:15:06.160 That means they should be cracking the lobster for you. 0:15:06.240 --> 0:15:06.640 Okay. 0:15:07.080 --> 0:15:12.280 And problem this is he's right because what catering company 0:15:12.400 --> 0:15:15.120 is like, we're gonna do thirty lobster's great. They should 0:15:15.160 --> 0:15:18.160 have someone going through doing a slight crack. And you 0:15:18.160 --> 0:15:20.040 know when they do the crack for you, they leave 0:15:20.080 --> 0:15:21.840 it on so that you can feel like you're the 0:15:21.920 --> 0:15:22.960 muscle bound warrior. 0:15:24.040 --> 0:15:25.120 He's missed out on that. 0:15:25.240 --> 0:15:28.600 Now he has to doubt himself as a man, and 0:15:28.640 --> 0:15:32.120 he cut himself. So this catering company not only didn't 0:15:32.160 --> 0:15:35.000 do the whole job, but they also made him doubt 0:15:35.040 --> 0:15:38.800 his manhood and his ability to provide. 0:15:38.400 --> 0:15:41.280 For his really are a problem, it's you you're the 0:15:41.320 --> 0:15:41.920 problem or. 0:15:41.920 --> 0:15:43.520 I'm the solution. 0:15:43.600 --> 0:15:45.120 So the J Train podcast we do that. We talk 0:15:45.160 --> 0:15:47.920 about like you know, current events pop culture. I play 0:15:47.960 --> 0:15:49.800 a game called am I Crazy? 0:15:49.840 --> 0:15:51.960 Dog? I let people go am I Crazy? For what's 0:15:51.960 --> 0:15:52.320 going on? 0:15:52.440 --> 0:15:55.800 Like you tell me this week if I'm if I'm 0:15:55.840 --> 0:15:58.840 looking back, Like there's like restaurant clubs. 0:15:58.400 --> 0:16:01.160 That are popping up now. Yeah, and you can't. 0:16:00.920 --> 0:16:05.120 Get into restaurants now because they're like actually private dining rooms. 0:16:05.720 --> 0:16:07.600 And I was taking, you know, just the idea of that, 0:16:07.680 --> 0:16:10.400 Like where's society going? And there's a guy that created 0:16:10.440 --> 0:16:14.560 Rezi who now is creating an app where you build 0:16:14.680 --> 0:16:19.120 points with restaurants to become like a preferred customer like 0:16:19.160 --> 0:16:23.800 you would with Delta. Do I want a society that 0:16:24.120 --> 0:16:29.320 has gotten rid of charm because charming people used to 0:16:29.320 --> 0:16:34.280 get preferential restaurant you know. Treatment there's a famous Seinfeld 0:16:34.320 --> 0:16:36.720 episode the Chinese restaurant where they're waiting to get in 0:16:36.800 --> 0:16:40.080 and they're waiting, they're waiting, this guy walks in, older man. 0:16:40.120 --> 0:16:42.880 He goes, he's like, you know, mister Chen, and like 0:16:42.920 --> 0:16:44.680 the guy working at the Chinese restaurant. 0:16:44.360 --> 0:16:48.120 Goes mister Bloomberg and he walks him right by George 0:16:48.160 --> 0:16:50.680 and Jerry and the gang, and then he goes, what 0:16:50.680 --> 0:16:52.520 are you talking? Wait a minute, we've been waiting. He goes, 0:16:52.560 --> 0:16:55.560 that's mister Bloomberg. And it's like, I understand that because 0:16:55.600 --> 0:16:57.160 mister Bloomberg has been coming there for years. 0:16:57.200 --> 0:16:58.400 It's nice to the wait staff. 0:16:58.400 --> 0:17:01.800 They like him and has made the effort to be 0:17:02.040 --> 0:17:04.800 charming with the wait staff. That's what got him preferential 0:17:04.840 --> 0:17:07.960 treatment over George and Jerry and Elaine. And it's like, 0:17:08.119 --> 0:17:11.480 now we're creating these apps to make it so you 0:17:11.520 --> 0:17:15.680 get the same treatment without having the ability to talk 0:17:15.720 --> 0:17:18.640 to people. And that's what dating apps are. 0:17:18.960 --> 0:17:20.960 So let me ask you this. Yeah, this is my 0:17:21.040 --> 0:17:23.680 theory on all of these things. Yeah, it's ruining evolution. 0:17:24.119 --> 0:17:24.959 I agree with you. 0:17:25.040 --> 0:17:28.240 I think, you know, maybe evolution is not having to 0:17:28.280 --> 0:17:30.280 talk to people. You know, I don't know what evolution 0:17:30.480 --> 0:17:33.400 is just evolving. We don't know what it is evolving 0:17:33.440 --> 0:17:36.880 to better or worse? Are we evolving into something that 0:17:37.080 --> 0:17:38.159 the nerds wanted? 0:17:38.400 --> 0:17:38.560 You know? 0:17:39.560 --> 0:17:41.800 We are, well, the nerds are creating a more comfortable 0:17:41.800 --> 0:17:43.680 world for themselves. And I'm saying this in a very 0:17:44.160 --> 0:17:46.280 I hope the word nerd doesn't come off as offensive. 0:17:46.720 --> 0:17:50.480 I mean, well, I think we're all nerds for things, 0:17:50.760 --> 0:17:51.080