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Speaker 3: Let you know who really cares about you.

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Speaker 1: our guest today because I think he's pretty funny Jared Freed.

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Speaker 1: Jared Freed one of my favorite comedians online and just

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Speaker 5: Hell no, never, I will find you're a problem. To

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and they're creating worlds where I because on a

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Speaker 5: me in the West Village that I love. I love it,

440
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Speaker 5: and it's called I love it so much I forgot

441
00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:50,040
Speaker 5: its name Blackstone. I can't say enough nice things about

442
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:53,360
Speaker 5: this coffee shop. And on a beautiful day, if you're

443
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:55,920
Speaker 5: in the West Village, you will go there and be

444
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:56,760
Speaker 5: very happy.

445
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:57,080
Speaker 4: You win.

446
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,920
Speaker 5: It's family run and you walk in and the dad

447
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:01,800
Speaker 5: there in the morning, and the two sons are there

448
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:07,200
Speaker 5: in the afternoon, and the dad looks at everyone, Hey, cousin, hey, baby, hey, hey,

449
00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:10,240
Speaker 5: sonny hey, And he's got nicknames for everyone, and it's

450
00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:14,919
Speaker 5: funny because you go, man, I'm warmed by the sons

451
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:17,280
Speaker 5: know me, the dad knows me. But they know everybody,

452
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:21,440
Speaker 5: and that takes hard work, That takes making eye contact,

453
00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:24,520
Speaker 5: and like we've lost so much of that for sure.

454
00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:27,639
Speaker 5: You know, order on the app so you don't have

455
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:30,600
Speaker 5: to talk to anyone. You come in there like like

456
00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:31,680
Speaker 5: a robber, you.

457
00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:33,760
Speaker 1: Know, take your ba and listen.

458
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Speaker 4: I know those people out there that go, I like

459
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Speaker 4: ordering on the app.

460
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:38,399
Speaker 5: I like that I don't have to wait. I like

461
00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:41,639
Speaker 5: the efficiency. It's hard to find that center balance, you know.

462
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:43,520
Speaker 1: So when I say I think that these apps are

463
00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:47,360
Speaker 1: ruining evolution, I'm saying strictly from a genetic standpoint, because

464
00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:49,840
Speaker 1: the biggest and the baddest and the most confident used

465
00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:52,520
Speaker 1: to go out meet people like them and breed, and

466
00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:56,160
Speaker 1: that carried on those genes. They kept populating the gene

467
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Speaker 1: pool right right now.

468
00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:03,400
Speaker 5: Also, the dumbest two dummies would meet in the park too,

469
00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:07,359
Speaker 5: you know, so maybe we're helping. We're mixing dumb with

470
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Speaker 5: the even reasonable.

471
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:11,239
Speaker 1: But yeah, there's also the like, oh, people who never

472
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:14,040
Speaker 1: should have pro created are now meeting each other and

473
00:21:14,119 --> 00:21:16,760
Speaker 1: they are procreating and those genes are also getting put

474
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Speaker 1: out into the world, and I'm just like, oh my god,

475
00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:19,600
Speaker 1: this is crazy.

476
00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:21,879
Speaker 4: Right, it's hard because it's.

477
00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:23,560
Speaker 1: Weird apparently now meeting people in real life.

478
00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:24,520
Speaker 4: So it is.

479
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Speaker 5: And you know, we did a mixer and even calling

480
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Speaker 5: it a mixer makes it sound horrific, you know, mixer.

481
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:32,200
Speaker 4: There wasn't a punch bowl. It wasn't the.

482
00:21:32,119 --> 00:21:35,800
Speaker 5: Eighties, okay, but the podcast we had our own like

483
00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:40,199
Speaker 5: get together and it was wonderful. But and but it

484
00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:43,320
Speaker 5: took a lot of strength for those people me included

485
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:45,440
Speaker 5: to show up, Like.

486
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Speaker 3: Why for you?

487
00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:49,480
Speaker 4: I was like a mixer. I was the one putting

488
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Speaker 4: it together for you to go.

489
00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:53,840
Speaker 5: I was like, oh, there's gonna be a pain, there's

490
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:56,239
Speaker 5: only gonna be losers and whatever. And I'm like, who

491
00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:58,679
Speaker 5: would go? And then I'm going? And it was great

492
00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:01,000
Speaker 5: and it was It felt so good to meet people

493
00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:03,760
Speaker 5: in person. The issue was finding men to go. You know,

494
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:06,159
Speaker 5: men don't think they need help with dating. You know,

495
00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:10,520
Speaker 5: men are not interested in dating talk talk and generally,

496
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:12,800
Speaker 5: I'm generally speaking, we have male fans, but I'm saying

497
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:16,040
Speaker 5: generally men are not listening to dating talk, not going

498
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:18,680
Speaker 5: over you know, the text that they're sending. That's why they,

499
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:21,680
Speaker 5: you know, look so stupid on dating app. And also

500
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,400
Speaker 5: men are not really like concern. They'll go what happen

501
00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:26,240
Speaker 5: when it happens. So it's hard to find men to

502
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:28,960
Speaker 5: go to these events that are planned out.

503
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Speaker 4: Because they go, I'm a guy, I'll go to the bar.

504
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:34,359
Speaker 5: I'll be fine, you know, Or they're texting someone that

505
00:22:34,359 --> 00:22:35,520
Speaker 5: they've been texting with.

506
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:38,439
Speaker 4: That is that's how situationships occur, you know.

507
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:40,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody has that, even if you're in a relationship.

508
00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:42,240
Speaker 4: Right, Oh do you I don't know.

509
00:22:42,359 --> 00:22:43,880
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm not talking about me. I'm saying

510
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Speaker 1: I hear about this man people I would never but

511
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Speaker 1: for you, you say you're thirty nine single? Why why

512
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:51,439
Speaker 1: do you think that is?

513
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:56,520
Speaker 5: It's my fault, you know, it's I think you get

514
00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:59,840
Speaker 5: past a certain age. You know, when you meet younger,

515
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:03,359
Speaker 5: you're growing up with someone, and then as you get older,

516
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:05,280
Speaker 5: you grow up on your own and you're fine on

517
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:07,360
Speaker 5: your own and you're happy in your life, and now

518
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:11,800
Speaker 5: you're looking for someone that fits a very specific, weirdly

519
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:17,480
Speaker 5: specific like set of parameters. Right, and and when I

520
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:19,919
Speaker 5: think when you're younger, it's like play dough. Yeah, you know,

521
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:23,520
Speaker 5: you can mess with someone, you become one ball with someone,

522
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:26,760
Speaker 5: and then as you get older, puzzle piece, it's more rigid, and.

523
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Speaker 4: So your bullsh is just it's not even right, it's

524
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:33,080
Speaker 4: more just like, you know, I'm pretty good.

525
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Speaker 5: You gotta be you gotta you gotta make me and

526
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:39,320
Speaker 5: my you gotta make my phone better. Yeah, like I got.

527
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:41,639
Speaker 5: And then as you get older, I think you're like

528
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,520
Speaker 5: I could sit at the bar with a martini on

529
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Speaker 5: my own and I'm okay, and it's got to be

530
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:47,560
Speaker 5: such a perfect situation.

531
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Speaker 4: And then you get a little.

532
00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:53,159
Speaker 5: Too precious, you know, you get you get too into

533
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:56,679
Speaker 5: my perfect situation and you get too okay with like,

534
00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:59,359
Speaker 5: so I get a lot of the blame, like when

535
00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:01,639
Speaker 5: you get older and single, like and I think older

536
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:04,400
Speaker 5: single people will agree with this, like they go, oh,

537
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:05,280
Speaker 5: I like my life.

538
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:08,320
Speaker 4: People think, oh it's sad. No, no, no, I'm happy the.

539
00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:11,040
Speaker 1: Happiest people I know. Right, you're not competing with another person,

540
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:13,439
Speaker 1: you're competing with Do I like spending time with you

541
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:15,680
Speaker 1: more than I like spending time with me? Right, which

542
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:17,080
Speaker 1: is a no for me for most.

543
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Speaker 4: Part of which is hard.

544
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Speaker 5: Fine as you get old, because you know, because I

545
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:23,560
Speaker 5: like spending time with me. I spend time with myself

546
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:26,159
Speaker 5: in weird ways, you know, like go on sitting at

547
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Speaker 5: a bar having a martini doing the crossword.

548
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Speaker 4: If I sat next to someone doing that, they'd be like, well,

549
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:32,600
Speaker 4: what do you should we talk? I'd be like, no, no, no,

550
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:35,160
Speaker 4: this is this is the playoff, is right?

551
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:46,320
Speaker 1: So you're happily single right now?

552
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:48,879
Speaker 4: Yeah, right now my life is very safe.

553
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:51,720
Speaker 5: And I think the only thing that could ruin my

554
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:53,600
Speaker 5: life is a woman.

555
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Speaker 1: I think a lot of people will agree, so like,

556
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Speaker 1: and I.

557
00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:02,280
Speaker 4: Mean that well also loving women and wanting.

558
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:04,040
Speaker 5: A relationship, and it's the other way to.

559
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:06,840
Speaker 4: Right, I guess for me and for a woman it

560
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:07,400
Speaker 4: would be a man.

561
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:09,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, like the only thing that would ruin

562
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:12,440
Speaker 5: a single person's life is a relationship, you know, so to.

563
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:13,800
Speaker 4: Say it more PC.

564
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:18,160
Speaker 5: Because it would be let's say I get in a relationship,

565
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:19,560
Speaker 5: the work drives up.

566
00:25:20,359 --> 00:25:23,919
Speaker 4: I have someone else looking at me going, so what

567
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:26,200
Speaker 4: are you gonna do? We have two kids?

568
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:29,359
Speaker 5: Right, And I go and I'm like, well I guess

569
00:25:29,359 --> 00:25:32,520
Speaker 5: I'll you know, go and try to be funny again.

570
00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:34,600
Speaker 4: They're like, well funny ain't funny enough.

571
00:25:35,119 --> 00:25:38,879
Speaker 5: You know, that's right, like get you know, get real,

572
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:41,920
Speaker 5: Like I live in a Lala Listen. Things are okay,

573
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:43,800
Speaker 5: but I live in La La land.

574
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:45,320
Speaker 4: You know it's a great place to be. It's a

575
00:25:45,359 --> 00:25:45,800
Speaker 4: great place.

576
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:46,960
Speaker 1: I love it wonderful here.

577
00:25:47,119 --> 00:25:50,200
Speaker 4: So I I you know that weighs on me, and

578
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:51,639
Speaker 4: and that is hard.

579
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,280
Speaker 1: You're right. It does go from Plato when you're younger

580
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:55,800
Speaker 1: to like, oh, we'll grow up together. We can hold

581
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:57,360
Speaker 1: each other and it's gonna be great. So then you're

582
00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:59,840
Speaker 1: in your thirties, late thirties, whatever, and it's more like

583
00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:02,040
Speaker 1: a you have to find this exact thing, which I

584
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:04,320
Speaker 1: think a lot of that is about reading through the

585
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:06,240
Speaker 1: ick and the older you get, I think there's more

586
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:10,520
Speaker 1: ick immediately for you. What is instant.

587
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:12,560
Speaker 4: I I don't think there's ick for men.

588
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:15,320
Speaker 1: Okay, nothing, There's nothing that you would just look at

589
00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:17,800
Speaker 1: a girl's Instagram page and be like, nah, man, I'm good.

590
00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:21,399
Speaker 5: Well, because to me, the ick is everything's great and

591
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:22,960
Speaker 5: they do one thing and you don't want to fuck

592
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:23,360
Speaker 5: them ever?

593
00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:25,159
Speaker 4: Is that what it is?

594
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:25,359
Speaker 3: Right?

595
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:28,359
Speaker 4: And and that's the way it was explained to me.

596
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:31,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, And in that premise, there's nothing a woman could

597
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:34,160
Speaker 5: do that I'm attracted to that make me not want

598
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:41,640
Speaker 5: to fuck, right, But that's kind of a male intuition.

599
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:43,480
Speaker 4: Fuck first, ask questions later.

600
00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:46,199
Speaker 1: You think that's how you find yourself in really bad situations.

601
00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:50,520
Speaker 4: Of course you do. Yes. Yeah, I'm not saying this

602
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:51,080
Speaker 4: is smart.

603
00:26:51,119 --> 00:26:53,800
Speaker 5: I'm just saying this is the men don't go on

604
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:56,199
Speaker 5: dates that their penis doesn't agree to.

605
00:26:57,600 --> 00:27:00,960
Speaker 4: So your penis and you look at each other, you go, oh,

606
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:03,040
Speaker 4: should we go? Yes? You should?

607
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:06,480
Speaker 5: Now you go again. That's there's a positive way to

608
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:07,639
Speaker 5: look at it. If you're on a date with a

609
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:09,640
Speaker 5: guy he's attracted to you, there's no.

610
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:12,359
Speaker 1: There, it's just them not being attracted to you.

611
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:15,640
Speaker 5: Very few men say, well, i've been on four dates,

612
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:16,359
Speaker 5: and I'm not sure.

613
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:19,080
Speaker 4: A lot of women say that all the time.

614
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:21,879
Speaker 5: Well, we've been on four dates and I'm still trying

615
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:24,080
Speaker 5: to figure out if I'm into him or not.

616
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:28,639
Speaker 4: One woman's ick is another woman's husband. So it's just.

617
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:30,880
Speaker 1: So sad, which is the true. I know you're right,

618
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:32,280
Speaker 1: you're right because.

619
00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:34,920
Speaker 5: Women will go I went around the country asking women

620
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:36,640
Speaker 5: their icks because I was doing.

621
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:39,119
Speaker 4: This bit yeah, and I had everything yelled at me.

622
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:41,359
Speaker 4: Go to my Instagram. I have videos for days of

623
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:42,480
Speaker 4: women yelling their cks me.

624
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:44,200
Speaker 1: I can name like twenty X off the top of

625
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:45,439
Speaker 1: my head, and I'm trying to think, now is it

626
00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:47,240
Speaker 1: that I actually find it ichy? Or is it society

627
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:49,000
Speaker 1: would tell me a ticky? I think I find it ichy?

628
00:27:49,119 --> 00:27:51,480
Speaker 4: Well, did it happen to you? Yeah, you were on

629
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:51,880
Speaker 4: a date?

630
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:52,400
Speaker 1: Yeah?

631
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:52,840
Speaker 4: What was there?

632
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:58,520
Speaker 1: Commenting hateful things under celebrity Instagram pages? Right, you don't

633
00:27:58,560 --> 00:27:59,800
Speaker 1: know them? What are you doing?

634
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:04,120
Speaker 5: That's a crazy person. I also think, I I you know,

635
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:09,640
Speaker 5: some woman could go I do that too, and that's yeah,

636
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:11,960
Speaker 5: you know what I mean, Like, I I think that's

637
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:14,120
Speaker 5: a I think, but I think that's also a thin

638
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:15,960
Speaker 5: line between I and turnoff.

639
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:19,040
Speaker 4: X turn into quarks very quickly.

640
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:21,680
Speaker 1: If you're attracted to someone, right, so you don't have

641
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:24,440
Speaker 1: any X. You have to have turnoffs then, right.

642
00:28:24,359 --> 00:28:25,080
Speaker 4: I got turnoff?

643
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:28,640
Speaker 5: You know, ordering manes instead of appetizers, like I want

644
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:29,520
Speaker 5: to have everything.

645
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:31,200
Speaker 4: On the menu. If you're like, no, I do mine,

646
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:31,840
Speaker 4: you do yours?

647
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:32,000
Speaker 3: Now?

648
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 4: That would Oh?

649
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:33,399
Speaker 3: I hate that.

650
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:35,680
Speaker 1: That's the worst. People who don't share their food. I'm like, oh,

651
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:37,360
Speaker 1: we're not from the same same plan.

652
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:39,240
Speaker 4: You need to order a lot of everything.

653
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:42,239
Speaker 5: Yeah, yes, Okay, I like stuff like that, lack of

654
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:46,400
Speaker 5: understanding and empathy from my side of why again the

655
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:47,160
Speaker 5: luxury lounge.

656
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:49,000
Speaker 4: We'll bring it back to the big the luxury lounge.

657
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:49,960
Speaker 4: You can't see.

658
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:53,400
Speaker 5: Why I'm complaining. You can't see where I'm coming from.

659
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:57,600
Speaker 5: You can't understand why I'm so frustrated right now. I

660
00:28:57,640 --> 00:29:00,280
Speaker 5: think that's a big thing in a relationship like.

661
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:02,400
Speaker 1: You would be a dream boyfriend then, because whatever she's

662
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:04,840
Speaker 1: complaining about, You're just gonna hear it, validate it, and

663
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:06,480
Speaker 1: move right on, even if it's crazy.

664
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:10,160
Speaker 5: Right, well, listen, I would find the nugget that I

665
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:10,960
Speaker 5: would agree with.

666
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:13,600
Speaker 1: When's the last time you were in a relationship.

667
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:16,800
Speaker 4: You know? Earlier?

668
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:23,440
Speaker 1: In your answer is just like what you said, I've.

669
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:28,680
Speaker 5: Been in stuff you know recently, and you know I

670
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:32,120
Speaker 5: was happy. It was just again in those situations, it

671
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:34,320
Speaker 5: was like this next step. There was something in my

672
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:37,160
Speaker 5: stomach that wasn't letting me get to the next level,

673
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:40,480
Speaker 5: and it felt really badly that it wasn't.

674
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:43,560
Speaker 1: Are you strictly apps like you use all the apps?

675
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:45,560
Speaker 4: I haven't been on the absence the summer really.

676
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:47,400
Speaker 1: Since the summer you made you were setting me up

677
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:49,920
Speaker 1: like it was ten years no, so because.

678
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:51,360
Speaker 5: I was getting more and more serious with someone and

679
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:54,479
Speaker 5: got off the apps and that was probably the last

680
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:57,520
Speaker 5: thing I was in and then that didn't work out,

681
00:29:57,560 --> 00:30:00,080
Speaker 5: and then coming back to being single again, I was like,

682
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:01,360
Speaker 5: I don't need them.

683
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:03,000
Speaker 4: I'm out. I'm a social person.

684
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:05,920
Speaker 5: Like yeah, to me, the apps were created as a

685
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:08,080
Speaker 5: crutch for people who needed help being social.

686
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:09,760
Speaker 4: And again I'm saying.

687
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:11,480
Speaker 5: This as someone who did the apps for years, like

688
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:15,000
Speaker 5: I'm not I do understand how they help people.

689
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:17,000
Speaker 1: I just feel like the apps will be so difficult

690
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:19,480
Speaker 1: because you cannot tell if you have any chemistry with

691
00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:21,760
Speaker 1: somebody through a phone. You got to meet them.

692
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:24,719
Speaker 4: Well, you can call that. You know.

693
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:26,040
Speaker 1: That's not that real.

694
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:28,680
Speaker 4: It can't it cannot be real.

695
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:30,920
Speaker 1: Oh shit, Like I'm so much better on text than

696
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:33,800
Speaker 1: I am in real life. It'll just be wildly disappointing

697
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:34,400
Speaker 1: for someone to show.

698
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:36,640
Speaker 4: But me, me, I think it's well, here's the problem

699
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:39,680
Speaker 4: is with dating apps.

700
00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:44,800
Speaker 5: There's more, so you have more people, more disappointment, more highs,

701
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:45,760
Speaker 5: more lows.

702
00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:46,880
Speaker 4: It's just more.

703
00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:49,520
Speaker 5: There's only so long we can talk on this app

704
00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:52,440
Speaker 5: before it's a little weird. We've hit an expiration in

705
00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:56,120
Speaker 5: your and then you're sitting there going did we text

706
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:59,080
Speaker 5: well enough to make me want to leave the house

707
00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:04,600
Speaker 5: on a Thursday night? Was this texting better than laying

708
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:06,800
Speaker 5: on my couch alone and watching the Bachelor? And watching

709
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:09,080
Speaker 5: the Bachelor? And you're never going to teach someone over

710
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:11,160
Speaker 5: a dating app, So like the minute you're like in

711
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:14,200
Speaker 5: mode of like, if you're about to write to someone, hey,

712
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:17,920
Speaker 5: you're not very talkative on here, you should unmatch them,

713
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:20,200
Speaker 5: You're not going to teach that person. So I think

714
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:23,720
Speaker 5: when we do dating app makeovers on the podcast. So

715
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,440
Speaker 5: what I found to be the difference between men and

716
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:29,320
Speaker 5: women and their dating profiles is that men look like

717
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:31,920
Speaker 5: they're trying to rush a fraternity.

718
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:33,680
Speaker 4: They're trying to impress other.

719
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:38,680
Speaker 5: Men and right the fish thing, and they're trying to

720
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:40,640
Speaker 5: like it looks like they're trying to get into a fraternity.

721
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:42,200
Speaker 4: They're trying to like impress other men.

722
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:45,400
Speaker 5: Women seem to make a profile where they kind of

723
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:48,760
Speaker 5: hide in their own profile where they're lesser than they are.

724
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:51,480
Speaker 5: So men try to be too much of them and

725
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:53,800
Speaker 5: women try to be lesser of them, because you know,

726
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:57,160
Speaker 5: I think that that's the fear. I think women would

727
00:31:57,200 --> 00:32:00,600
Speaker 5: be done right by being more bold than themselves the profile.

728
00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:07,160
Speaker 5: They'd be better serviced by making themselves more themselves on

729
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:10,440
Speaker 5: the app, so that you turn people away.

730
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:14,880
Speaker 1: Because I've always said that scare people immediately put it

731
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:15,480
Speaker 1: all out there.

732
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:19,560
Speaker 5: With dating, the hard part is the dating subjects. The

733
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:24,600
Speaker 5: losers take over the conversation. Yeah, the normal people aren't

734
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:27,960
Speaker 5: in the conversation. Those stories aren't as fun to tell.

735
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:30,320
Speaker 1: No, And I think that's actually what happens with social

736
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:31,040
Speaker 1: media in general.

737
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:34,480
Speaker 5: The losers take over. Yeah again, a world created by

738
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:35,120
Speaker 5: the nerds.

739
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:38,040
Speaker 1: They're rating supreme. It's true. They're gonna take over everything.

740
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:40,720
Speaker 1: We're just gonna be given robots, making store chairs, never

741
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:43,160
Speaker 1: going anywhere. That's right, So I'll leave We can leave

742
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:44,840
Speaker 1: it on this. Our girl Diamond is out in the

743
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:49,080
Speaker 1: dating world. She doesn't want to talk about. Just if

744
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:51,320
Speaker 1: you could hit her with one piece of advice for

745
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:54,480
Speaker 1: navigating the dating world, what would it be? She gets

746
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:56,040
Speaker 1: the ache more than anyone I've ever met. We talked

747
00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:56,320
Speaker 1: about this.

748
00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:57,120
Speaker 4: Are you on the apps?

749
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:01,760
Speaker 1: What app you want to come your phone?

750
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:04,280
Speaker 3: I guess I'm a hinger?

751
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:07,640
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, but what's wrong with it?

752
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:10,200
Speaker 3: I don't find these people interesting?

753
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:10,800
Speaker 4: Okay?

754
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:13,920
Speaker 3: Like, it's just like, give me something more than the

755
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:16,400
Speaker 3: fact that you make money in You can write a

756
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:18,120
Speaker 3: sentence like, give me something.

757
00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:20,440
Speaker 4: What are your hinge prompts?

758
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:23,640
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't know, but I'm horrible at that too. Wow.

759
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:28,400
Speaker 5: Hold on, you just said because I can't help the

760
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:31,600
Speaker 5: people that are coming to your hinge profile because you

761
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:33,000
Speaker 5: just said be interesting.

762
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:35,880
Speaker 4: And then I'm like, what are your hinge prompts? And

763
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:39,280
Speaker 4: you go, I'm bad at that. Yeah, you get to

764
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:40,000
Speaker 4: be interesting too.

765
00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:41,479
Speaker 3: I love coffee in the jets.

766
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:44,120
Speaker 5: No, you gotta make them more interesting. Make your hinge

767
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:48,880
Speaker 5: prompts more. You make them weird, make them the most

768
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:50,280
Speaker 5: diamond they could ever be.

769
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:53,000
Speaker 4: It might not get you more matches.

770
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:55,200
Speaker 5: But it will get you better quality matches people that

771
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:58,960
Speaker 5: will make you more excited. Or if you're gonna but

772
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,960
Speaker 5: if you're gonna be on a app and not be

773
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:05,520
Speaker 5: happy to be there, my advice is don't be you know,

774
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:07,560
Speaker 5: don't come to the party and not dance and then

775
00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:08,680
Speaker 5: blame the party.

776
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:12,400
Speaker 1: You people to her.

777
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:15,200
Speaker 3: You met with people and they're like, yeah, so how

778
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:17,799
Speaker 3: was your day, And I'm like it was great. I

779
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:19,560
Speaker 3: give you a little bit of something and you don't

780
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:20,759
Speaker 3: give me anything back, but.

781
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:22,839
Speaker 1: Gotta go.

782
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:25,720
Speaker 4: That's again more.

783
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:29,040
Speaker 5: That's the problem and the solution of dating apps is

784
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:31,160
Speaker 5: that you get a lot of people. A lot of

785
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:33,640
Speaker 5: people means you got to talk to everyone, which is annoying.

786
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:36,200
Speaker 5: It's exhausting, bog you down. So I think that's a

787
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:40,239
Speaker 5: big So take breaks to lead the apps if you're

788
00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:44,040
Speaker 5: not happy on them. Also make your prompts sow you

789
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:45,640
Speaker 5: that it's weird.

790
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:47,160
Speaker 3: Can I help you with it? Sure?

791
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:48,440
Speaker 4: Read right now?

792
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:50,160
Speaker 3: You could do the whole Oh no, but I don't

793
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:53,200
Speaker 3: have it like your phone, you don't have any prompt saying, like,

794
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:58,279
Speaker 3: my prompts are very basic. Let's see typical Sunday Jim

795
00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:00,000
Speaker 3: football and housewives.

796
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:01,840
Speaker 4: The repeat, you gotta go more specific.

797
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:04,200
Speaker 3: I'm convinced that coffee is all you need in life

798
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:09,359
Speaker 3: because it is. I go crazy.

799
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:12,680
Speaker 4: This is yeah, no, no, no, no, these are so vaine.

800
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:15,640
Speaker 5: But that could be anybody that's not you, that's not diamond,

801
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:16,520
Speaker 5: No it is no.

802
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:18,440
Speaker 4: But what kind of coffee do you? How do you

803
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:19,240
Speaker 4: take your coffee?

804
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:21,759
Speaker 3: It changes, which is why I can't guys ask me

805
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:23,440
Speaker 3: how I was time? Oh my god, it changes, and

806
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:26,000
Speaker 3: then I give them like the different things that well.

807
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:29,800
Speaker 4: When do you have your coffee? What specifically about coffee.

808
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:32,520
Speaker 3: Makes you keep coffee? If I could do an ivy

809
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:34,800
Speaker 3: drip of coffee, I would what type of coffee?

810
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:37,000
Speaker 5: And it changes all the time. Yeah, I would get

811
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:40,719
Speaker 5: away from coffee, damn, because when you go with changes,

812
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:43,480
Speaker 5: then like where Because here's the thing about hinge prompts

813
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:48,040
Speaker 5: is I want to look good too, so like I

814
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:49,680
Speaker 5: want to come in with something interesting.

815
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:52,000
Speaker 4: I want to be excited by your prompts. You know,

816
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:53,000
Speaker 4: it's it's a.

817
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:55,960
Speaker 5: Little bit of like hey, oh, like to me, if

818
00:35:56,000 --> 00:36:00,480
Speaker 5: I saw an interesting question, coffee is big part of

819
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:00,839
Speaker 5: my life.

820
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:03,399
Speaker 4: How do you take it? Well, it changes what made today?

821
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:04,240
Speaker 4: Like what you get today?

822
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:08,239
Speaker 3: I had today? Actually do you see this?

823
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:09,840
Speaker 1: Do you see this?

824
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:14,399
Speaker 5: This is like right, So it's like, you know, that's

825
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:16,440
Speaker 5: a point where on the other side, I would go,

826
00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:21,560
Speaker 5: I'm trying. I'm trying whatever I And how does coffee

827
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:24,080
Speaker 5: land get us into getting to know each other.

828
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:27,040
Speaker 3: We go on a coffee date? To me, that's super.

829
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:28,960
Speaker 5: Why But I also I don't know just but if

830
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:30,880
Speaker 5: I can't if someone was like, well I had tea today,

831
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:33,160
Speaker 5: well I don't want to go on a coffee day

832
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:35,399
Speaker 5: with someone who's like not giving me much back.

833
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,040
Speaker 4: It goes both ways.

834
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:38,759
Speaker 3: But if I'm like, oh I had t today, I

835
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:41,239
Speaker 3: switched it up a little bit. Okay, why we can

836
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:44,239
Speaker 3: have a conversation with that the Jets. Who doesn't want

837
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:46,680
Speaker 3: to clown me over being a Jets fan, Let's talk about.

838
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:49,160
Speaker 5: That's too argumentative. Sports gets too weird.

839
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:52,520
Speaker 1: I I.

840
00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:58,440
Speaker 4: Very sever I just think like, you have to be

841
00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:00,200
Speaker 4: happy to be on the app. You have to like

842
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:03,160
Speaker 4: be able to be impressed.

843
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:04,320
Speaker 3: And then.

844
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:10,239
Speaker 4: But not if the but that's kind of maybe the

845
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:11,360
Speaker 4: apps aren't the place for you.

846
00:37:11,719 --> 00:37:13,279
Speaker 3: Well, neither is going out, So what do we.

847
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:20,239
Speaker 1: But I feel like this is this is what I

848
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:22,759
Speaker 1: see so much from from my friends anyway, It's not

849
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:26,400
Speaker 1: unique to her. Of course you have you've been doing

850
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:27,000
Speaker 1: this for a long time.

851
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:31,960
Speaker 5: But I think it's easy to like and fun to go, oh,

852
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:35,960
Speaker 5: these apps suck. Everyone sucks, And then and then someone goes, yeah,

853
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:38,839
Speaker 5: you're right, and oh we're all scratching each other's itch.

854
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:44,120
Speaker 5: And then it's harder to be positive and a little

855
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:46,120
Speaker 5: bit vulnerable on these things.

856
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:48,680
Speaker 4: And you know that's that's difficult.

857
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:51,040
Speaker 5: As someone who takes breaks from dating all the time,

858
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:53,080
Speaker 5: that's the best thing I can do, because I don't

859
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:55,840
Speaker 5: want to be like, listen someone if they're excited and

860
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:57,960
Speaker 5: I'm not, I'm like, fuck, I'm the turn in the

861
00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:58,720
Speaker 5: punch bowl.

862
00:37:58,719 --> 00:37:58,880
Speaker 3: You know.

863
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:02,760
Speaker 1: I always I feel like being happy and being happy

864
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:04,920
Speaker 1: single and actually really being in love with yourself is

865
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:07,040
Speaker 1: the most attractive thing. And when that happens, everything just

866
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:09,040
Speaker 1: falls from the sky. And I think people think I'm

867
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:11,120
Speaker 1: crazy for saying that because it sounds so like.

868
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:14,640
Speaker 4: It's very relationship be yeah, like Paullyanna. No, no, no, No,

869
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,160
Speaker 4: that's so these are things that are said by people

870
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:18,000
Speaker 4: in relationship.

871
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:18,840
Speaker 3: No.

872
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:20,319
Speaker 1: I would have said it when I was single too.

873
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:22,520
Speaker 1: I swear, I swear, I swear it was good.

874
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:23,120
Speaker 2: I liked it.

875
00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:24,279
Speaker 1: I liked being single. It was fun.

876
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:25,200
Speaker 2: But I get it.

877
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:27,120
Speaker 1: I just wanted you to help Diamond real quickly, see

878
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:29,040
Speaker 1: if there was a profile makeover that she could have.

879
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:30,719
Speaker 1: And I think that we found some things you can

880
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:30,960
Speaker 1: work on.

881
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:35,799
Speaker 3: Clearly, I can't be helped. That's what I'm fair enough.

882
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:38,160
Speaker 1: We try, Diamond. So what's up next for you? Where

883
00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:38,440
Speaker 1: are you going?

884
00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:39,160
Speaker 4: I'm on the road.

885
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:42,080
Speaker 5: I'm doing shows you here in the city. I do

886
00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:43,880
Speaker 5: shows in the city all the time I do the

887
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:47,239
Speaker 5: comedy seller. I just did a big show at town Hall.

888
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:47,759
Speaker 3: But I.

889
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:51,840
Speaker 5: I'm on the road. I I'm doing a tour right now.

890
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:54,720
Speaker 5: Where I'm doing it's the whole show is a story

891
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:57,120
Speaker 5: about going to the beach with my family, Okay, And

892
00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:58,920
Speaker 5: I would love for people to go out. It's a

893
00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:04,800
Speaker 5: great show. I'm proud out of it. I'm in San Francisco, Pittsburgh, Columbus, Ohio,

894
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:09,080
Speaker 5: Ohio one and only La New Orleans.

895
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 1: Are you at the Funny Bone in Ohio?

896
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:13,319
Speaker 4: Yes, Okay, Columbus Funny Bone. It's great.

897
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:22,040
Speaker 5: Dallas, Nashville, Westhampton Beach, Milwaukee, Uh, Atlantic City, Newark, New Jersey.

898
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:23,919
Speaker 1: So how long is this tour?

899
00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:24,080
Speaker 3: Like?

900
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:25,440
Speaker 1: How how packed are these?

901
00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:31,319
Speaker 4: It feels like it never ends? So yeah, I'm I'm

902
00:39:31,719 --> 00:39:32,319
Speaker 4: I'm on the road.

903
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:35,360
Speaker 5: Jared Free dot com and then the Uup podcast is

904
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:41,719
Speaker 5: every Wednesday and Sunday and Jared Freed on Instagram, The Wizard.

905
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:42,960
Speaker 4: Of Ha on TikTok.

906
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:46,120
Speaker 1: A lot of stuff. How do you keep track of this?

907
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:47,120
Speaker 4: I don't.

908
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:49,520
Speaker 1: Are you just twenty four or seven like buried in

909
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:49,959
Speaker 1: your phone?

910
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:53,920
Speaker 4: Yeah? I just need uh, it's it's a lot. I

911
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,280
Speaker 4: need a break. As you can see, I look tired.

912
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:57,279
Speaker 1: I'm like you tired.

913
00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:58,759
Speaker 4: No, no, I'll take it.

914
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:02,920
Speaker 1: Okay, so Jared free dot com. They'll get all the

915
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:06,080
Speaker 1: information that they want. But also Instagram TikTok. Are you

916
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:08,080
Speaker 1: on Facebook with the book?

917
00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:10,480
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm all over the place. I'm all, I'm all,

918
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:12,840
Speaker 5: I'm everywhere. But I want people to come to my shows.

919
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,080
Speaker 5: I think the stand up show right now, Like I

920
00:40:15,239 --> 00:40:17,560
Speaker 5: just just in Denver. I did six sold out shows.

921
00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:22,000
Speaker 4: Wow, it was awesome. The the Oh and the special.

922
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:26,400
Speaker 4: It's on Netflix. Go you can watch thirty seven single.

923
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:29,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's all about dating and body issues and breakups

924
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:30,800
Speaker 5: and your body issues.

925
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:31,040
Speaker 3: Yeah.

926
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:32,799
Speaker 5: I talk about body stuff all the time on sting.

927
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:36,799
Speaker 5: So yeah, I think people it's a it's relatable. It's

928
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:39,400
Speaker 5: highly relatable. So thirty seven single. It's on Netflix. If

929
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:40,960
Speaker 5: you look up my name, it comes up.

930
00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:45,000
Speaker 1: But yeah, you've grown so much since I first met you. Yeah,

931
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:46,480
Speaker 1: in Boston it was awesome. Like I thought you were

932
00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:47,200
Speaker 1: so funny when you came in.

933
00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:47,680
Speaker 4: It was great.

934
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:49,880
Speaker 1: But I love seeing this for you. Congratulations.

935
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:51,840
Speaker 4: It's great to see you here. This is this is

936
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:53,040
Speaker 4: awesome for you. I love it.

937
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:56,080
Speaker 1: I have no complaints yet when I do, I will

938
00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:59,520
Speaker 1: call the launch. It'll be great. Thank you so much.

939
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:00,480
Speaker 1: I really appreciate it.

940
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:10,000
Speaker 3: All right.

941
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:13,360
Speaker 1: Jared was awesome. I really liked him. He is very funny.

942
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:15,920
Speaker 1: He does like to talk a lot, which we appreciate

943
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:17,839
Speaker 1: on a podcast. Yes, it's very weird when they don't

944
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:19,800
Speaker 1: want to talk. And I think, Diamond, we might have

945
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:24,280
Speaker 1: helped to fix your profile. Sure he gave her advice

946
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:27,319
Speaker 1: and she was like, no, I hear what you're saying.

947
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:32,240
Speaker 2: I reject it, Diamond being stubborn never never, always babes always.

948
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:34,800
Speaker 1: I heard from you, though, Andrew, that you might have

949
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:37,520
Speaker 1: another addition to the burn book. I do, Okay.

950
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:42,680
Speaker 2: I know that this is probably past the season, but

951
00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:45,600
Speaker 2: I don't care because I had to file an extension.

952
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:47,880
Speaker 2: If you know what I'm talking about, it's taxes.

953
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:49,200
Speaker 1: Oh, I had to do the same thing.

954
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:52,640
Speaker 2: I am sick and tired of these taxes. They know

955
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:54,839
Speaker 2: how much I owe. I have to get forty six

956
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:57,320
Speaker 2: thousand pieces of paper in order to send to somebody

957
00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:59,960
Speaker 2: to file the taxes. They say you could do it online,

958
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:03,600
Speaker 2: but who understands any of the forms. No, I'm confused,

959
00:42:03,719 --> 00:42:06,120
Speaker 2: I'm bewildered, and I am over it.

960
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:10,040
Speaker 1: It's a sick, sick game m from the government.

961
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:10,440
Speaker 2: It is.

962
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:13,200
Speaker 1: They're like the mafia but worse. They're like, oh you

963
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:16,320
Speaker 1: got something. Some of that's for me, you know, because

964
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:16,839
Speaker 1: you live here.

965
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:17,800
Speaker 3: That's it.

966
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:21,399
Speaker 1: And if God forbid you're single and you make any

967
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:23,360
Speaker 1: type of money, oh, you're fucked.

968
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:26,839
Speaker 2: I got to pay the accountant, I have to pay

969
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:29,960
Speaker 2: the for my LLCs. I have to pay an annual

970
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:34,399
Speaker 2: report fee for by. It's just there's so many things

971
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:37,080
Speaker 2: that are happening, and I can't get all this paper in.

972
00:42:37,239 --> 00:42:40,200
Speaker 1: Order, Like you literally have to pay money to pay money. Yes,

973
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:42,000
Speaker 1: it's crazy and.

974
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:44,600
Speaker 2: It doesn't Oh that's what I don't understand, Like I.

975
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:46,200
Speaker 1: Should just like right, why can't you just tell me?

976
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:50,239
Speaker 2: Or do you have a security number? It's stupid how

977
00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:52,320
Speaker 2: much tax is happening.

978
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:53,640
Speaker 3: Absolutely, I'm over it.

979
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:55,520
Speaker 1: I feel you too, And I'm like, this is super

980
00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:57,240
Speaker 1: stressful and I feel like I'm gonna get in trouble

981
00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:59,239
Speaker 1: for something and I'm not even trying to do anything wrong.

982
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:01,440
Speaker 1: Just if you know the answer, government, can you just

983
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:02,520
Speaker 1: tell me that's all?

984
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:04,800
Speaker 2: Is it coming after me with a lawsuit and like

985
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:08,040
Speaker 2: a threatening letter? Like my fear is always I'm getting

986
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:09,560
Speaker 2: sent to prison for doing my tax is wrong.

987
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:10,759
Speaker 3: I have.

988
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:13,560
Speaker 2: Not guilty.

989
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:17,239
Speaker 1: Okay, oh yeah, Andrew Love can talk. You can't talk.

990
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:21,200
Speaker 3: Here we go, Here we go. I r s.

991
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:24,320
Speaker 1: Why do I feel like Diamond is the type of

992
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:25,960
Speaker 1: person who had her taxes done in January?

993
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:26,640
Speaker 2: She probably did.

994
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:29,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, I get my taxes done every time that we're

995
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:32,839
Speaker 3: on our winter vacation. I hate I have that whole week.

996
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:36,879
Speaker 3: I stressed myself out early. And I know someone who

997
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:41,360
Speaker 3: was automatically or immediately denied because someone else filed with

998
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:44,359
Speaker 3: their social And that's like a huge fear of mine.

999
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:46,399
Speaker 3: I go as early as possible. I don't have time

1000
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:46,640
Speaker 3: for that.

1001
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:48,280
Speaker 1: And somebody sow your identity.

1002
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:52,400
Speaker 3: Yes, absolutely, let's talk about that. The government. No, No,

1003
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:55,920
Speaker 3: that's who needs to be burned because I did right,

1004
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:59,719
Speaker 3: But they're not. I'm talking about social Security. They need

1005
00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:03,560
Speaker 3: to be burned because they didn't take my allegation seriously.

1006
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:05,840
Speaker 3: Like and I'm like, they're like.

1007
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:07,960
Speaker 1: Oh, what's not an allegation you actually got your ship.

1008
00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:10,600
Speaker 3: They're calling it an allegation because the people never got

1009
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:14,520
Speaker 3: away with actual money or like a car loan or

1010
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:16,640
Speaker 3: anything like that. They were applying for things but they

1011
00:44:16,719 --> 00:44:20,799
Speaker 3: never got like the car, the house, the money from

1012
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:24,279
Speaker 3: a personal loan, like they didn't they deceive anything, but

1013
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:29,400
Speaker 3: they have my social So I'm like, that's a crime, babe, Like,

1014
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:32,600
Speaker 3: come on, oh, the only thing that we could tell

1015
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:35,319
Speaker 3: you is to follow police report. The police didn't give

1016
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:36,000
Speaker 3: a fuck either.

1017
00:44:36,239 --> 00:44:37,880
Speaker 4: I mean, I want me to do.

1018
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:42,960
Speaker 1: This is nonsense. Hey, I r s you're burned. Oh stop,

1019
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:44,560
Speaker 1: Andrew always has wind.

1020
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:58,800
Speaker 6: Everyone your noise again on three one two three, No, babes, no, no, no,

1021
00:44:59,520 --> 00:44:59,919
Speaker 6: it's kind.

1022
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:04,200
Speaker 2: Can't you like the nuclear cloud?

1023
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:04,480
Speaker 3: No?

1024
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:08,160
Speaker 1: No, I feel like I hear like a blast of water,

1025
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:09,359
Speaker 1: like putting the fire out.

1026
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:14,160
Speaker 3: That's fine, out that.

1027
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:18,680
Speaker 1: Growling that one. I'm here for it. Andrew is the best.

1028
00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:22,280
Speaker 1: Heye real quickly before we do to ask me anything,

1029
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:28,680
Speaker 1: will you try to do your that is drastically improved.

1030
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,000
Speaker 3: I feel like it gets worse every time I hear it.

1031
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:34,040
Speaker 1: Well, I feel he can't do the buff. He can't

1032
00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:41,840
Speaker 1: do like a but he got Oh my god, diamond.

1033
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:45,440
Speaker 1: And I realized this at a lunch one day, and

1034
00:45:45,719 --> 00:45:48,440
Speaker 1: I swear almost feed myself because at that time it

1035
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:49,600
Speaker 1: was a boom.

1036
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:57,400
Speaker 3: That I can't roll my arms. You can't shut up,

1037
00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:01,800
Speaker 3: sick burn. I hate you literally went to school in Miami.

1038
00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:03,000
Speaker 3: How do you not know how to roll.

1039
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:05,640
Speaker 2: Your RT for like two years? Let's calm it down,

1040
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:07,360
Speaker 2: all right? Well remember that?

1041
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:10,920
Speaker 3: Remember that when you try to flex? Okay, remember that?

1042
00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:13,040
Speaker 2: Okay, bully, where did you live in La?

1043
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:15,480
Speaker 3: I don't give a fuck about La. I have a

1044
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:16,520
Speaker 3: hat that I like.

1045
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:19,080
Speaker 2: Okay, well, I'm happy you like your hat.

1046
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:24,480
Speaker 1: Here we go fight. It's my favorite part of Okay,

1047
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:25,720
Speaker 1: what's the ask me anything?

1048
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:30,360
Speaker 3: Macho seventy four fifty five said, what is your favorite

1049
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:32,240
Speaker 3: memory as a child or an adult?

1050
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:32,960
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1051
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:35,360
Speaker 3: You don't have a favorite memory?

1052
00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:36,320
Speaker 1: A favorite?

1053
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:36,560
Speaker 2: No?

1054
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:39,360
Speaker 1: There are so many? Yeah, come on, but there's like

1055
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:41,080
Speaker 1: so much good stuff that happens, and I write it

1056
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:43,439
Speaker 1: down all the time, like that one. My god, it's

1057
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:44,040
Speaker 1: just one.

1058
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:45,719
Speaker 3: Okay, what's your favorite? Guys?

1059
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:46,400
Speaker 1: I remember?

1060
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:48,680
Speaker 3: But I don't know. If I'm met, I should sit.

1061
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:57,080
Speaker 1: Just helped down in a chair, like seriously.

1062
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:00,680
Speaker 3: Going back up?

1063
00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:05,560
Speaker 1: He's back? Diamond? Is your favorite memory about the toys?

1064
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:05,920
Speaker 3: R us?

1065
00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:10,960
Speaker 1: God about it?

1066
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:13,320
Speaker 2: She's not gonna tell it?

1067
00:47:13,719 --> 00:47:14,360
Speaker 1: Can I tell her?

1068
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:14,680
Speaker 3: For you?

1069
00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:18,760
Speaker 1: Get me? Can we just like put the pieces together?

1070
00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:21,919
Speaker 3: Sure? It was my birthday one yearthday, I'm not gonna

1071
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:27,800
Speaker 3: say people can dig. And for some reason, people weren't

1072
00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:30,080
Speaker 3: going out that day, right, So my mom took me

1073
00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:33,480
Speaker 3: to Toys r US which was open, and I ran

1074
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:36,600
Speaker 3: through the aisles and she let me get whatever I

1075
00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:40,640
Speaker 3: wanted and I got like, instead of a Barbie dream House,

1076
00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:41,560
Speaker 3: I got the high school.

1077
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:42,600
Speaker 2: Hey.

1078
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:46,160
Speaker 1: Hey, because there was nobody in that toy store. And

1079
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:49,560
Speaker 1: that was the best memory of your life. Amazing Diamond's birthday.

1080
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:51,200
Speaker 1: Just gonna leave bright there.

1081
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:58,279
Speaker 3: And on that and now we have another burn for you.

1082
00:47:58,640 --> 00:47:59,960
Speaker 1: Okay, maybe I'll cut that up.

1083
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:01,640
Speaker 3: Well, well we'll see.

1084
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:04,520
Speaker 1: Anyway, if people want to find you idiots, where will

1085
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:05,280
Speaker 1: they find you? Andrew?

1086
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:07,400
Speaker 2: Oh, so Diamond answered the question that was in you

1087
00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:08,200
Speaker 2: r ask me anything?

1088
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:14,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well for timing and everything, it worked out. Well,

1089
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:16,200
Speaker 1: I'll think of one and I'll come back with the

1090
00:48:16,239 --> 00:48:17,000
Speaker 1: next the next one.

1091
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:20,440
Speaker 2: So my I'm at Andrew Pug on Instagram.

1092
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:23,320
Speaker 1: At Andrew Pug, I'm at Diamond since here on Instagram,

1093
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:25,239
Speaker 1: I am at Baby Hot Sauce. Okay, I do have

1094
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:27,600
Speaker 1: one memory, how about that? Okay, my mom went out

1095
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:29,839
Speaker 1: of town and my dad. I went with my mom

1096
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:32,640
Speaker 1: my dad was supposed to watch my tadpole who had

1097
00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:36,040
Speaker 1: was on his way to becoming a frog. Shut up, Andrew,

1098
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:39,719
Speaker 1: and it came back and Swimmy was dead. Swimmy, Yeah,

1099
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:41,759
Speaker 1: his name was Swimmy. I was little, okay, I was

1100
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:43,719
Speaker 1: in like third grade. Swimmy was dead.

1101
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:46,279
Speaker 3: First of all, No, go ahead, what why don't have

1102
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:48,960
Speaker 3: a tadpole eighth grade? I mean if you were eight

1103
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:52,239
Speaker 3: third grade, that's not little, that's adolescence.

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00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:54,480
Speaker 1: That's little eight year old.

1105
00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:58,080
Speaker 3: It's not little an eight year old. An eight year old?

1106
00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:00,040
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, would you trust an eight year old.

1107
00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:01,920
Speaker 3: Like do anything? Yes? Oh?

1108
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:05,759
Speaker 1: Oh? Was an adolescent. I was eight years old. My

1109
00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:09,040
Speaker 1: little tadpole dead. So my dad decided he was gonna

1110
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:11,360
Speaker 1: get me a bird to make up for the dead tadpole.

1111
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:12,040
Speaker 4: Awesome.

1112
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:13,920
Speaker 1: We went to a pet store. My mom was still

1113
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:16,560
Speaker 1: traveling a lot for work. Got chummy. Chummy was amazing,

1114
00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:19,520
Speaker 1: best little bird I ever had. And my dad's solution,

1115
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:21,840
Speaker 1: because he knew my mom didn't want me to have

1116
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:25,239
Speaker 1: a bird, was it's cool. Just keep his cage on

1117
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:26,960
Speaker 1: the other side of your bed. Your mom won't walk

1118
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:30,440
Speaker 1: over there. I, being an adolescent, was like, yeah, that

1119
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:32,920
Speaker 1: makes sense. No, problem. Put the little bird cage on

1120
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:34,319
Speaker 1: the other side of my bed. My mom came home.

1121
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:37,120
Speaker 1: She walked in my room. Within thirteen seconds, she said,

1122
00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:40,120
Speaker 1: what does that sound? Is there a bird in here?

1123
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:40,880
Speaker 3: Oh?

1124
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:41,200
Speaker 4: My god?

1125
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:42,879
Speaker 1: She starts looking all over, just walks the other side

1126
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:44,640
Speaker 1: of my bed. She said, are you kidding me? You

1127
00:49:44,719 --> 00:49:46,319
Speaker 1: have a bird? You didn't think I was gonna find

1128
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:48,160
Speaker 1: it over here through my dad right under the bus.

1129
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:50,360
Speaker 1: He got in so much trouble that was hilarious and

1130
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:51,320
Speaker 1: I got a bird out of it.

1131
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:51,960
Speaker 3: Good for you.

1132
00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:53,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, chummy was the best.

1133
00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:53,759
Speaker 3: I like that.

1134
00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:56,680
Speaker 2: Her favorite memory is her dad being a menace.

1135
00:49:57,040 --> 00:49:59,480
Speaker 1: He is a menace. You think I'm a menace? Meet

1136
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:01,439
Speaker 1: my father? I should have him on a podcast i'mon

1137
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:02,120
Speaker 1: would really like that.

1138
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:02,640
Speaker 3: Please.

1139
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:06,120
Speaker 2: We had a hamster, No we didn't. We had a

1140
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:07,400
Speaker 2: guinea po When did we ask.

1141
00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:11,040
Speaker 3: You for your as? I would love to hear it.

1142
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:15,320
Speaker 1: And Sige's full of ideas today.

1143
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:21,200
Speaker 2: No, they're all just roasting me. Hateful Herman. We got

1144
00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:23,560
Speaker 2: him for Christmas. We still have the video of us

1145
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:27,640
Speaker 2: getting herman on Christmas. We never got a dog, and

1146
00:50:27,719 --> 00:50:32,120
Speaker 2: probably because what happened to herman, my sister would just well, first,

1147
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:34,040
Speaker 2: of all, Herman was very noisy because they bite on

1148
00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:36,719
Speaker 2: the case. It's very annoying, and they're right.

1149
00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:38,680
Speaker 1: I don't know, Okay, I think.

1150
00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:41,520
Speaker 2: Maybe whatever we had herman, he was great. But then

1151
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:44,080
Speaker 2: all of a sudden, Jackie like was in charge of it.

1152
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:47,360
Speaker 2: I was young, and I'm gonna say young non adolescent.

1153
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:50,120
Speaker 2: Jackie was an adolescent at eight, and that some means

1154
00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:53,920
Speaker 2: I was four. But Jackie would just keep was in

1155
00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:57,840
Speaker 2: charge of feeding and giving herman water. Jackie just didn't

1156
00:50:57,880 --> 00:50:59,560
Speaker 2: realize that, like, you can't just feed a pet, you

1157
00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:02,960
Speaker 2: need to get water too. So literally, herman got really

1158
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:05,279
Speaker 2: sick one day and we were like, what's going on

1159
00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:09,200
Speaker 2: with Herman? And then Herman just passes away and we're like,

1160
00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:12,759
Speaker 2: what happened? Why is he in like rigor mortis? He

1161
00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:16,160
Speaker 2: just died. Jackie stopped giving him water because she thought

1162
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:17,120
Speaker 2: the food was enough.

1163
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:24,640
Speaker 1: She deed him to death. Yes, wait, hold on, was

1164
00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:26,040
Speaker 1: that your favorite childhood memory?

1165
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:26,160
Speaker 3: No?

1166
00:51:26,239 --> 00:51:26,960
Speaker 2: No, I was just giving a.

1167
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:29,359
Speaker 3: Wow.

1168
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:31,520
Speaker 1: Andrew. So not only did we not ask you, you

1169
00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:33,320
Speaker 1: tossed in a story that was completely irrelevant.

1170
00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:36,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, That's what I'm here for. I also

1171
00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:38,240
Speaker 2: jack Yeah.

1172
00:51:38,360 --> 00:51:39,800
Speaker 1: Shame, I bet if you bring us up today. She

1173
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:40,680
Speaker 1: gets really sad about it.

1174
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:42,520
Speaker 2: No, I mean, we all know that herman was like

1175
00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:46,120
Speaker 2: it was herman's We were just it was good her

1176
00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:51,000
Speaker 2: Why it was premeditated if you have the gates opened

1177
00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:52,720
Speaker 2: up for him and he went up the Rainbow bridge.

1178
00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:55,960
Speaker 3: The fact that you killed a hamster with your hands.

1179
00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:56,120
Speaker 4: I did not.

1180
00:51:56,520 --> 00:51:59,400
Speaker 2: That is an allegation, right, I heard that said that.

1181
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:05,960
Speaker 1: I did, Nick Bestie, Yes, Nick Alfano, Yes alp on Instagram.

1182
00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:08,520
Speaker 2: He just one day started telling people I murdered his

1183
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:10,840
Speaker 2: hamster when I didn't, and then he just keeps adding

1184
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:11,600
Speaker 2: things to the story.

1185
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:12,880
Speaker 1: That was like one of the first things he ever

1186
00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:13,200
Speaker 1: told me.

1187
00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:15,520
Speaker 2: Yes, he loves telling that story to people. I'm like,

1188
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:17,360
Speaker 2: why are you telling people I killed the hamster. I

1189
00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:19,800
Speaker 2: never killed your hamster. It's like you did. I'm like

1190
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:23,319
Speaker 2: your hamster. Because all hamsters have brutal ending of.

1191
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:24,080
Speaker 4: Them, all of them.

1192
00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:26,560
Speaker 2: There is not one hamster that has died in a nice,

1193
00:52:26,719 --> 00:52:32,160
Speaker 2: calm way of natural causes. You have to ask Sam

1194
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:39,400
Speaker 2: about her pet dying too. Hamster okay, traumatic Anyway, Chippy

1195
00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:44,560
Speaker 2: had these giant red masses growing all over him.

1196
00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:45,520
Speaker 1: Nick's hamster.

1197
00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:49,920
Speaker 2: Yes, Chippy Chippy, which like, okay, couldn't think of a

1198
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:53,480
Speaker 2: better name. Whatever, freaking kid Anyway, all of a sudden,

1199
00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:57,640
Speaker 2: because hamsters my brutal ways, he walked downstairs, Chippy exploded everywhere.

1200
00:52:57,719 --> 00:53:00,680
Speaker 2: They were blood blisters, and he died. He died that way.

1201
00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:02,359
Speaker 2: He doesn't want to talk about that part.

1202
00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:06,040
Speaker 1: First of all, I now have so many more questions.

1203
00:53:06,239 --> 00:53:08,640
Speaker 2: It's actually extremely common cancers to die this.

1204
00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:10,600
Speaker 1: Way, to explode of blood blisters.

1205
00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:13,120
Speaker 2: So they get these giant growths on them that just

1206
00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:15,680
Speaker 2: are like filled with blood and then you just wait

1207
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:18,319
Speaker 2: because you can't pop it because then they're gonna bleed out.

1208
00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:21,640
Speaker 2: So they literally have to die by it exploding. I'm

1209
00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:24,160
Speaker 2: sure someone's listening to this podcast and it's like, actually,

1210
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:26,680
Speaker 2: I don't know what's going on there, but this is

1211
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:29,520
Speaker 2: how his hamster and several other hamsters in our development died.

1212
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:31,560
Speaker 1: Well, I heard you throw it at a ceiling fan.

1213
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:33,640
Speaker 1: What that's how he told me it died.

1214
00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:34,719
Speaker 3: I thought he squeezed it.

1215
00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:37,000
Speaker 2: Yeah. See, there's too many stories.

1216
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:44,120
Speaker 1: M The lady doth protest too much, No, he doth not. Okay,

1217
00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:46,279
Speaker 1: And on that note, let's really get out of here.

1218
00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:50,319
Speaker 1: Andrew Pug on Instagram Diamond since here on Instagram at

1219
00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:52,400
Speaker 1: Baby Hot Sauce because I'm not Shadow Band anymore.

1220
00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:54,640
Speaker 2: No protheth Promitheth will be back next week.

1221
00:53:55,719 --> 00:53:57,000
Speaker 1: Do you just make fun of me because of my

1222
00:53:57,080 --> 00:53:59,920
Speaker 1: A bythline? Wow, I'm just trying to get a star

1223
00:54:00,120 --> 00:54:04,160
Speaker 1: teeth Andrew Jesus, thanks a lot. Everybody say bye bye

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Speaker 1: h