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Speaker 1: You don't.

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Speaker 2: Concession. I can't take back earl arms.

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Speaker 1: Mouse speaking no text into seven eight five nine too,

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Speaker 1: that says I once paid my little brother to clean

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Speaker 1: my room, but gave him monopoly money. He had no

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Speaker 1: clue and thought it was real.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and he was sixteen years old.

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Speaker 1: Lies, deception, stabbing your family members in the back. It's

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Speaker 1: all fair game when you're on this segment, the Mass Speaker,

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Speaker 1: where listeners get to share anonymous confessions that they've been

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Speaker 1: hiding from the rest of the world. And today we

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Speaker 1: have someone who's ready to come clean about something shady

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Speaker 1: from their past. He's chosen the fake name Evan. So Evan,

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Speaker 1: welcome to the show.

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Speaker 2: Hey, how you doing good?

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Speaker 3: Evan, how are you feeling.

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Speaker 2: I'm good. To feel a little weird, but I'm good.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, I hope it wasn't something you eight.

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Speaker 1: And it's just you sound a little weird too, But

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Speaker 1: that's because our voice changer is on. You are now

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Speaker 1: the Mass Speaker, Evan. So whenever you're ready, go ahead

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Speaker 1: tell us your confession.

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Speaker 2: So when I got to college, I started this business

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Speaker 2: make a long story short, and you know, I thought

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Speaker 2: I was going to be successful and I poured everything

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Speaker 2: I had into it, and it's hard.

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Speaker 3: Right out of college you don't have like the context,

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Speaker 3: you don't have the experience.

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Speaker 2: I completely failed, which led to me like moving back

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Speaker 2: home with my parents to try to be able to

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Speaker 2: pay everything and kind of get out of debt.

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Speaker 3: That's hard, man.

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Speaker 2: So like, for the last two years, I've been working

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Speaker 2: for a catering company. Like, it's not bad, it's decent money.

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Speaker 3: Okay, cool, you.

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Speaker 2: Know, I'm getting back up my feet and I'm doing

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Speaker 2: I'm doing pretty well. I'm doing better.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, paying off your debts and stuff.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I'm still not out of the woods yet.

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Speaker 3: But you should be proud of this. I hope this

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Speaker 3: isn't your confession.

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Speaker 2: Well, it kind of gets into my confession. So I

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Speaker 2: went to this place that we were catering is an event.

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Speaker 2: You know, it's a big event, and I didn't you know,

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Speaker 2: I saw some people that kind of looked familiar, Like

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Speaker 2: I don't know. You know, you see people that you

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Speaker 2: think you know, but I don't know that guy looks

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Speaker 2: familiar or whatever.

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Speaker 3: And while you're working at the event, you mean.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well we're setting up and I see some people

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Speaker 2: and then I actually look at the sign and it

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Speaker 2: says welcome the class of such and such, Like, it's

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Speaker 2: my ten year high school reunion.

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Speaker 1: What catering your own high school reunit?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I got an email months ago, but I

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Speaker 2: didn't really read it. I didn't really care. Yeah, you know,

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Speaker 2: I just said, like high schorena, So I'm not going

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Speaker 2: that freaking things.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, are you freaking out?

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Speaker 2: I was kind of like grapping my pants a little,

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Speaker 2: and I said to my boss, I'm like, I have

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Speaker 2: to go, like and he was like, you know, he's

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Speaker 2: a great guy, and he's like, what's money not feeling well?

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Speaker 2: You know this not I'm like, this is my high

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Speaker 2: school reunion. I'm kind of embarrassed. And I'm a server.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's so tough man, Like, you know, you shouldn't

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Speaker 3: be ashamed, of course of what you're doing, but like

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Speaker 3: to have to show up and serve your own class like.

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Speaker 1: That, unless you're the server that's holding the crabcake tray.

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Speaker 3: Popular.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I just you know, it's just such a weird dynamic.

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Speaker 2: So I said to my boss, I'm like, I have

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Speaker 2: to go. He wouldn't let me go. Really, He's like,

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Speaker 2: I need you and I'm like shaking, nervous, and he

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Speaker 2: saw that. So what he did was he was like,

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Speaker 2: let's change, and I'm like, we need much change. So

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Speaker 2: he's like, I'll give you my tuxedo and you give

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Speaker 2: me your service clothes, and you can tell everybody here

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Speaker 2: that you own the company.

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Speaker 1: Wow, that's actually really yeah nice.

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Speaker 3: I mean you're gonna look bad when you didn't give

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Speaker 3: a discount to the senior class.

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Speaker 1: So now you've gone from a server at the catering

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Speaker 1: company to the owner of the catering company.

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Speaker 2: Correct. And I almost blew it once because I was

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Speaker 2: like one of the other servers came to me not

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Speaker 2: even realizing, like, hey, can you cover for me? I'm

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Speaker 2: going on break and there was people around me, so

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Speaker 2: I kinda was like a little bit of a tool.

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Speaker 2: I was like, you're not taking a break, now, go

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Speaker 2: get more skewers. These people need more food. Yes with you?

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Speaker 1: How dare you show your face in front of me?

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Speaker 2: Now?

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Speaker 3: The now the word around your high school is that

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Speaker 3: he owns a catering company, but he's a sure to knock.

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Speaker 1: That was awful more sandwiches Hell's Kitchen were able to

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Speaker 1: get away with that.

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Speaker 2: I got away with that, and then people just started

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Speaker 2: giving me their cards and they're like, hey, can you

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Speaker 2: cater an event for us year?

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Speaker 3: So your boss like helped you out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I took their cards, but didn't give them like

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Speaker 2: a card back of the company. So I don't think

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Speaker 2: they need to know what the company was. But that's

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Speaker 2: okay because it went, it went really well. I wasn't

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Speaker 2: about to spoil everything and be like, oh, yeah, it's

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Speaker 2: just in this catering company call, because you know, my

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Speaker 2: boss was nice enough to do that for me. I

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Speaker 2: don't think he was going to keep up with the

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Speaker 2: charade when people were booking events, you know what I.

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Speaker 3: Mean, you can only take it so far. What a

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Speaker 3: cool boss man like that?

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Speaker 1: And truthfully, it doesn't matter if you really are successful

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Speaker 1: in life. As long as everybody around you thinks you're successful,

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Speaker 1: then you're a winner.

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Speaker 2: That's pretty much how it went.

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Speaker 3: I mean, truth is perception, right, or whatever the saying is. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: and everybody else was exaggerating what they do at the

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Speaker 3: ten year high school reunion.

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Speaker 1: What, Yeah, you're right?

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Speaker 3: Did you end up having a good time? Like, did

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Speaker 3: you get to party?

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Speaker 2: I ended up having a really good time because I

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Speaker 2: was like everybody just they kept talking about how good

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Speaker 2: the food was, how good this is. I did feel

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Speaker 2: a little bit bad, but then I just said, you

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Speaker 2: know what, you know, I got over it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, enjoy yourself. That's amazing. Texting to seven eighty five

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Speaker 1: nine too. If you have a confession you've been holding

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Speaker 1: on to you like that was Yeah, that was actually

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Speaker 1: a nice confession. Yeah. Well, can hide your identity, mask

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Speaker 1: your voice, and make you the next mass speaker phone

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Speaker 1: tap is coming out?

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Speaker 3: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning,