WEBVTT - What’s Going on With Andrew? 0:00:05.360 --> 0:00:06.880 Okay, let me tell him. I have a call at 0:00:06.880 --> 0:00:10.280 eleven I unless I can really bring it in the 0:00:10.280 --> 0:00:11.080 first half. 0:00:12.440 --> 0:00:13.960 Or at least douf in anilepeat ready to go. 0:00:14.080 --> 0:00:16.160 Hello, Hello, Hello, check check check chick check as fuck? 0:00:16.560 --> 0:00:18.119 Hi, Hi hello. 0:00:18.120 --> 0:00:20.919 Check check check check check check check check check check check. 0:00:22.480 --> 0:00:23.280 Oh my god. 0:00:23.440 --> 0:00:27.360 Yeah, okay, So I deliberately left that part in there 0:00:27.400 --> 0:00:30.920 because that is what Andrew was like before the actual 0:00:30.960 --> 0:00:31.680 mic start going. 0:00:31.960 --> 0:00:32.920 He's a problem. 0:00:33.159 --> 0:00:33.760 Are we rolling? 0:00:34.640 --> 0:00:34.880 Hey? 0:00:34.920 --> 0:00:37.280 He saw us on the side. I think this is 0:00:37.360 --> 0:00:38.320 episode seventy. 0:00:38.360 --> 0:00:39.760 You guys exciting. 0:00:39.800 --> 0:00:42.839 We're old. We are old. And remember we're going to 0:00:42.880 --> 0:00:47.360 have the sex expert on for episode sixty nine. Oh forgot, whoops, 0:00:47.440 --> 0:00:48.000 Sorry about that. 0:00:48.040 --> 0:00:50.400 We'll have her and one hundred episodes well ninety nine, 0:00:50.440 --> 0:00:53.519 now one hundred and sixty nine. You know, it's like 0:00:53.560 --> 0:00:54.160 you get a redo? 0:00:54.280 --> 0:00:57.720 What are you having a stroke? Maybe I think we 0:00:57.720 --> 0:01:00.000 should talk about good and bad things about Andrew today. 0:01:00.120 --> 0:01:02.959 So good. I love you very much because you went 0:01:03.000 --> 0:01:04.679 furniture shopping with me, and I said this on the 0:01:04.680 --> 0:01:08.080 Big Show, Diamond. I am one hundred percent and Andrew 0:01:08.120 --> 0:01:10.200 saw it with his own two eyes. The person who 0:01:10.280 --> 0:01:12.360 walks in and is like yeah, that's fine, I'll take it. 0:01:12.440 --> 0:01:12.760 Let's go. 0:01:13.240 --> 0:01:16.360 Like I impulsive AF impulsive. 0:01:15.840 --> 0:01:18.560 AF every prom dress that I've ever purchased. It was 0:01:18.600 --> 0:01:20.000 the first one I saw and tried on, and I 0:01:20.040 --> 0:01:22.880 was like, love it, let's go. I don't like spending 0:01:22.880 --> 0:01:25.759 a lot of time making big decisions. So we walked in. 0:01:26.240 --> 0:01:29.000 I found this there actually ugly, and I knew that 0:01:29.040 --> 0:01:31.000 they were ugly at the time. A couch and a 0:01:31.040 --> 0:01:33.360 love seat that had recliners. But they were bouncy and firm, 0:01:33.640 --> 0:01:34.640 tough combination. 0:01:35.800 --> 0:01:41.119 I think the toughest thing about it was recliners. Recliners. 0:01:41.480 --> 0:01:43.280 You said at it, and you were like, this is nice. 0:01:43.360 --> 0:01:45.680 It's nice. But I'm being supportive. But I'm also thinking 0:01:45.680 --> 0:01:47.640 to myself, this has an electrical cord. She has to 0:01:47.680 --> 0:01:48.559 plug into the wall. 0:01:48.720 --> 0:01:50.800 No, that's what you take it, battery pack, battery pack, tep. 0:01:50.760 --> 0:01:52.600 Okay, so then she has to charge her couches every 0:01:52.600 --> 0:01:53.480 two weeks. Where are we? 0:01:54.440 --> 0:01:56.680 But I don't really recline much, so I don't regardless 0:01:56.760 --> 0:02:01.040 kind at this point, but I was like, let me 0:02:01.080 --> 0:02:02.600 think about it for a second, because I was ready. 0:02:02.640 --> 0:02:03.960 I was ready to get those things and get out. 0:02:04.000 --> 0:02:06.360 Andrew said, maybe we should just pause for a second. 0:02:06.440 --> 0:02:09.040 Literally got the guy as she's going like bedroom furniture 0:02:09.080 --> 0:02:10.560 shopping to She's like, oh, I get it's all done 0:02:10.560 --> 0:02:13.200 in one shot. Could I get a group deal? And 0:02:13.240 --> 0:02:14.800 I said to her, like when we had two seconds, 0:02:14.840 --> 0:02:17.680 I was like, hey, so we're gonna go see some 0:02:17.720 --> 0:02:19.960 other places, so why don't we just take his number 0:02:19.960 --> 0:02:21.720 in contact then we can always call him back. And 0:02:21.720 --> 0:02:23.239 she's like, yeah, yeah, that's a good idea too. 0:02:23.320 --> 0:02:25.080 Yes, And then we went to other places, and I 0:02:25.080 --> 0:02:27.160 think I actually did find at the other places. The 0:02:27.240 --> 0:02:29.120 last place we went to, I think is where I 0:02:29.160 --> 0:02:32.480 found my couch, not my forever couch, but my four 0:02:32.560 --> 0:02:34.160 the next maybe ten years couch. 0:02:34.280 --> 0:02:37.000 And we set up your room like we're setting up 0:02:37.000 --> 0:02:39.600 how the room should look, all positive things. 0:02:39.680 --> 0:02:42.840 He really he helped me rein it in and not 0:02:42.960 --> 0:02:45.600 just be super impulsive and get the thing that I 0:02:45.639 --> 0:02:47.520 wanted to get, which I would have hated. 0:02:47.680 --> 0:02:50.320 I am incredibly impulsive. When it comes to gadgets, I 0:02:50.360 --> 0:02:53.760 will give myself I'm bad with that, Like I'll read 0:02:53.760 --> 0:02:55.120 a couple of reviews and be like that's it. But 0:02:55.160 --> 0:02:58.840 when it comes to furniture, I look into every like 0:02:58.960 --> 0:03:01.119 it takes me a solid two months before I buy 0:03:01.160 --> 0:03:03.920 anything furniture wise. Oh, I have to do all my research, 0:03:04.000 --> 0:03:06.560 have to figure out everything about it. I go to Reddit, 0:03:06.880 --> 0:03:09.000 check that, see what people are saying about the quality 0:03:09.000 --> 0:03:12.240 of it. Like I do my research. Gadgets not so much. 0:03:12.360 --> 0:03:12.640 So much. 0:03:12.680 --> 0:03:14.320 You just blow all your money on the gadget. 0:03:14.040 --> 0:03:16.360 Aka my car right now that the battery stuff. 0:03:16.440 --> 0:03:17.960 Oh his car is ultimate gadget. 0:03:18.240 --> 0:03:18.440 Yeah. 0:03:18.560 --> 0:03:21.280 Yeah, it happened after our furniture venture. By the way, 0:03:21.400 --> 0:03:24.480 you killed this car apparently, Yeah, what do you. 0:03:24.440 --> 0:03:26.280 Mean the batteries stopped working? 0:03:27.480 --> 0:03:30.160 We I drove home after a wonderful day of furniture 0:03:30.160 --> 0:03:33.679 shopping with Gandhi capped off with a Chili's. 0:03:33.760 --> 0:03:34.800 Oh we got the case. 0:03:34.800 --> 0:03:35.880 So a chili is so. 0:03:36.360 --> 0:03:37.560 And we split a Fita and. 0:03:37.480 --> 0:03:38.240 We split a heta. 0:03:38.320 --> 0:03:38.880 We had a day. 0:03:38.960 --> 0:03:39.839 It was the best day. 0:03:40.000 --> 0:03:42.600 It was so much fun. Then I drove home and 0:03:42.640 --> 0:03:44.320 as I was driving home, I saw like a little 0:03:44.360 --> 0:03:46.640 like triangle with the exclamation point, and I'm like, well, 0:03:46.680 --> 0:03:51.160 that's concerning, but I can't driving. I parked anyway in 0:03:51.240 --> 0:03:53.000 my garage and I'm like, oh, yeah, that's fine. The 0:03:53.040 --> 0:03:54.560 next morning, I'm supposed to go to DC I had 0:03:54.600 --> 0:03:57.520 an eight thirty train. I get in my car seven fifty. 0:03:57.680 --> 0:04:00.920 It's a twenty minute ride. As I'm driving, all of 0:04:00.960 --> 0:04:02.920 a sudden, the alert comes up and it's like critical 0:04:02.920 --> 0:04:06.960 battery failure and I'm like, well, that's alarming. It pops 0:04:07.000 --> 0:04:10.200 up again and goes maybe maybe it starts slowing down 0:04:10.280 --> 0:04:12.880 automatically and pulling me over to the side when. 0:04:12.720 --> 0:04:15.720 You're out of gas, but it's doing it on a song. 0:04:15.840 --> 0:04:18.520 Yes, and I'm like, what the hell is going on 0:04:18.640 --> 0:04:19.719 right now? 0:04:20.760 --> 0:04:21.840 It was like we're done with you? 0:04:22.040 --> 0:04:25.640 Yes, And so then I called I called my mom 0:04:25.640 --> 0:04:27.680 in a rage and she's like, oh no, oh no, 0:04:27.839 --> 0:04:30.640 and I'm like, mom, my car. 0:04:30.720 --> 0:04:33.280 The car just pulled over on its olf. Now that 0:04:33.480 --> 0:04:35.120 is I wish I could see that. 0:04:35.160 --> 0:04:36.720 I wish I would have. I would have seen the 0:04:36.720 --> 0:04:37.839 angel like no, no, no. 0:04:37.640 --> 0:04:40.280 No no. And I turned it off because I'm like, oh, 0:04:40.320 --> 0:04:42.640 maybe it's like I don't know, it's an electric car, 0:04:42.720 --> 0:04:44.480 so like, I don't know, unplug it, plug it back in, 0:04:45.680 --> 0:04:47.599 So I like turn the car, turn it back on. 0:04:47.680 --> 0:04:51.080 I'm like, ah, I'll get to go in now. Same thing. 0:04:51.320 --> 0:04:53.320 And this was right before I hit the turnpike too. 0:04:53.600 --> 0:04:55.240 Imagine the turnpike. 0:04:55.400 --> 0:04:57.840 That would have been terrible awful. Have you ever run 0:04:57.880 --> 0:05:00.359 out of gas? No ever, I'm like I have. 0:05:00.400 --> 0:05:02.000 It was so embarrassing that track. 0:05:02.520 --> 0:05:06.880 Yeah, shut the fuck, yeah I did. And it was 0:05:06.920 --> 0:05:09.159 when I had my like broke down, horrible ass like 0:05:09.200 --> 0:05:11.279 hooped you have a car. It was a stick shift. 0:05:11.640 --> 0:05:14.040 The ceiling used to like sort of fall down a 0:05:14.080 --> 0:05:15.880 little bit, just like the fabric on it. And I 0:05:15.960 --> 0:05:18.400 used to think, because I could push it for a while, like, oh, 0:05:18.400 --> 0:05:20.159 it's gonna be fine. So it was on E. I 0:05:20.160 --> 0:05:21.440 could see that it was on me, but I thought 0:05:21.520 --> 0:05:24.359 I was like thirty forty more miles. In fact, I 0:05:24.400 --> 0:05:27.200 did not, and it did the thing like your car 0:05:27.240 --> 0:05:30.039 were just sort of started locking up. Thankfully, I was 0:05:30.120 --> 0:05:32.440 near a gas station, not at the gas station, but 0:05:32.520 --> 0:05:34.640 near one, so I just pulled over to the side 0:05:34.680 --> 0:05:36.480 the road. The steering wheels locked up. The brakes kind 0:05:36.480 --> 0:05:38.600 of lock up too at that point, which is terrifying. 0:05:39.080 --> 0:05:41.520 And the worst was I worked, obviously at a radio 0:05:41.520 --> 0:05:43.440 station because it's my only job I've had since I 0:05:43.440 --> 0:05:45.839 was an adult, and I had the radio station jacket on, 0:05:46.160 --> 0:05:48.280 so I had to walk with a gas can like 0:05:48.320 --> 0:05:50.960 a broke bitch to the gas station and walk back 0:05:51.000 --> 0:05:51.840 and people were beeping. 0:05:52.200 --> 0:05:52.400 No. 0:05:52.680 --> 0:05:53.520 They were like gondah. 0:05:53.600 --> 0:05:56.040 I'm like, damn it. 0:05:56.240 --> 0:05:58.600 Why, Oh it was the worst happened. 0:05:58.680 --> 0:06:01.440 You Did you get the gas can from the gas station? Oh? 0:06:02.520 --> 0:06:05.240 I was like wow. You were like no. 0:06:05.360 --> 0:06:07.320 They still them at the gas station for assholes like 0:06:07.360 --> 0:06:08.920 me never ran out of cat. 0:06:09.560 --> 0:06:11.440 It's true that if your car goes on empty, you 0:06:11.480 --> 0:06:14.159 still have like ten miles left from like the battery. 0:06:14.240 --> 0:06:15.120 Or is that a lie? 0:06:15.880 --> 0:06:16.279 I don't know. 0:06:16.320 --> 0:06:18.560 I always thought that once it lit up, you still 0:06:18.560 --> 0:06:21.360 had like thirty miles, depending on the car. But I 0:06:21.360 --> 0:06:22.880 don't know how long I was driving around with it 0:06:22.920 --> 0:06:23.120 on me. 0:06:23.320 --> 0:06:23.960 It could have been. 0:06:24.120 --> 0:06:27.120 Yeah, I would not games. I don't even like. I 0:06:27.120 --> 0:06:29.400 don't like when it's under half a tank. I get nervous. 0:06:29.480 --> 0:06:30.760 Oh you're one of those people. 0:06:30.839 --> 0:06:31.720 I'm like, filler up. 0:06:32.200 --> 0:06:34.719 That's like my dad every time we take the car anywhere, 0:06:34.720 --> 0:06:36.080 when I visit my parents, He's like, did you fill 0:06:36.120 --> 0:06:36.560 a gas up? 0:06:36.680 --> 0:06:36.880 Yeah? 0:06:36.960 --> 0:06:38.839 I did, Yes, I went around the corner, but I 0:06:38.880 --> 0:06:40.560 still stopped at the gas station and I filled it 0:06:40.600 --> 0:06:40.920 back up. 0:06:40.960 --> 0:06:45.400 No problem, that is because it well, it's one of them. 0:06:45.400 --> 0:06:48.120 Because I'm not nice to people, so like, can you 0:06:48.200 --> 0:06:52.040 imagine if I'm pulled over and like it's a person 0:06:52.080 --> 0:06:53.599 that I went to high school with that I was 0:06:53.640 --> 0:06:55.080 not nice to, and it's like, damn. 0:06:54.920 --> 0:06:57.880 They probably wouldn't stop and healthy exactly so, and then 0:06:57.920 --> 0:07:00.279 on top of that, it's embarrassing, like you're not gonna 0:07:00.279 --> 0:07:02.680 help me, and you're gonna go tell people that loser diamond. 0:07:02.760 --> 0:07:06.800 It's honestly, I think my biggest fear is a car 0:07:06.839 --> 0:07:09.279 breaking down in like the Holland Tunnel or the Lincoln Tunnel, 0:07:09.680 --> 0:07:16.120 because like that is truly one of my greatest fears. 0:07:16.120 --> 0:07:19.120 Somebody Yellos's not like he had like he had a choice. 0:07:19.240 --> 0:07:21.280 We never seeing people screaming at people in the tune. 0:07:21.280 --> 0:07:23.160 People will get in an accident in the tunnel and 0:07:23.240 --> 0:07:25.560 other people drive by and they're like, fuck you. Why 0:07:26.000 --> 0:07:28.480 My favorite is and it happened way more in Boston 0:07:28.520 --> 0:07:35.200 than it happens here. You can't pock there. I loved it, yeah, 0:07:35.200 --> 0:07:38.120 because it's like when you cause chaos in the tunnel, 0:07:38.360 --> 0:07:41.000 the backup that is created, and let's be honest, you're 0:07:41.000 --> 0:07:42.920 not going that fast in the tunnel really at any point, 0:07:43.200 --> 0:07:44.760 So if you get into an accident, you're probably just 0:07:44.760 --> 0:07:47.160 being a dick for no reason, or you had an 0:07:47.160 --> 0:07:47.880 electric car. 0:07:49.080 --> 0:07:51.040 And just stops, just stops. Oh my god, thank god 0:07:51.040 --> 0:07:52.640 it didn't stop in there. Thank God. 0:07:53.720 --> 0:07:55.280 Are you going to keep the electric car? I know 0:07:55.320 --> 0:07:56.080 you have to get it fixed. 0:07:56.120 --> 0:07:58.120 Heady At this point, I have never had so many 0:07:58.120 --> 0:08:00.280 issues with the car. This is the car, the car 0:08:00.280 --> 0:08:02.559 I've gotten into an accident with. This is the first 0:08:02.560 --> 0:08:06.520 car that I have had do this battery thing with. Like, 0:08:06.640 --> 0:08:09.000 there have been issues on issues on issues with this 0:08:09.080 --> 0:08:11.160 car that at this point, I'm just kind of like, 0:08:11.920 --> 0:08:14.400 maybe this is a sign. Tried to say up above. 0:08:14.760 --> 0:08:17.280 I did kind of like I would like to do 0:08:17.320 --> 0:08:19.679 a plug in hybrid. Give me my fifty sixty miles 0:08:19.720 --> 0:08:21.600 on electric. I can go back and forth a tonnel 0:08:21.600 --> 0:08:24.960 places with that, and then I would like to murk 0:08:25.040 --> 0:08:29.920 a freedom it and use the fossil fuels again, good 0:08:30.000 --> 0:08:30.520 all oil. 0:08:32.320 --> 0:08:32.520 You know. 0:08:32.679 --> 0:08:35.559 I did read though that the electric vehicles aren't really 0:08:35.640 --> 0:08:37.839 that much better for the environment because the batteries, their 0:08:37.920 --> 0:08:40.240 batteries and what happens at the end of their life. 0:08:40.280 --> 0:08:42.760 They're just I guess, like tossed into the ether to 0:08:42.760 --> 0:08:43.960 like burn the earth to its core. 0:08:44.160 --> 0:08:46.679 Yeah, I mean it's like how you were told as 0:08:46.679 --> 0:08:49.080 a kid, like don't throw away batteries. We were told specifically, 0:08:49.080 --> 0:08:51.040 don't throw away your batteries. Yeah, I don't know what 0:08:51.080 --> 0:08:53.600 we did because I threw them away, But like, what 0:08:53.600 --> 0:08:54.559 am I supposed to do with them? 0:08:54.720 --> 0:08:55.600 That's a great question. 0:08:55.760 --> 0:08:57.280 You go to best Buy and with like a bag 0:08:57.320 --> 0:08:59.439 of old batteries, like they don't care. They probably throw 0:08:59.480 --> 0:09:02.280 it away too. It's like recycling. There is no recycling, Firs. 0:09:02.320 --> 0:09:03.800 Saul, Yes, there is, Angel. 0:09:03.559 --> 0:09:05.160 I promise you it's not. You know why because we 0:09:05.240 --> 0:09:07.440 used to ship all of our garbage to China, and 0:09:07.440 --> 0:09:09.440 then China was like, hey, you can't ship your garbage 0:09:09.440 --> 0:09:10.040 here anymore. 0:09:10.160 --> 0:09:11.280 There's no recycling. 0:09:11.800 --> 0:09:14.040 It doesn't. It all pretty much goes to the same plant. 0:09:14.040 --> 0:09:15.480 There's a fantastic special. 0:09:15.400 --> 0:09:17.440 But some people recycle at said plant. 0:09:18.320 --> 0:09:20.800 Trust me, it is not what you think it is. 0:09:20.960 --> 0:09:23.040 I don't think it's the grand skill that we were 0:09:23.080 --> 0:09:25.360 sort of sold that it was, where it's like, oh, 0:09:25.400 --> 0:09:27.559 every single bottle is going to turn into a laptop 0:09:27.640 --> 0:09:30.560 or whatever it was. But I also don't think that 0:09:30.640 --> 0:09:31.839 there's no recycling. 0:09:32.160 --> 0:09:35.360 It's that's insane, very very very very very small. I'll 0:09:35.360 --> 0:09:38.240 send you this great NPR episode about it. I've listened 0:09:38.280 --> 0:09:39.440 to it at least five times. 0:09:40.240 --> 0:09:42.080 So now to the things we don't like about Andrew. 0:09:42.160 --> 0:09:43.640 It was a little bit of a tism spiral that 0:09:43.679 --> 0:09:45.040 I had with it. I'm sorry. 0:09:46.480 --> 0:09:50.480 Andrew poisoned me today. Did you know that? With what? Well? Diamond, 0:09:50.720 --> 0:09:53.160 I'm glad you ask so I walk out on mine 0:09:53.200 --> 0:09:55.080 of my business. I've been very nice to him today. 0:09:55.520 --> 0:09:57.840 I sent his mom a DM telling her how much 0:09:57.880 --> 0:10:01.120 I loved her cheesecake because that shit made my day yesterday. 0:10:01.440 --> 0:10:02.880 I tasted a little bit too cool. 0:10:03.320 --> 0:10:05.920 It was so good, and I told him I loved 0:10:05.920 --> 0:10:07.600 his shirt. I haven't been mean to him once. 0:10:07.600 --> 0:10:07.920 Today. 0:10:07.960 --> 0:10:10.880 He hands me this drink. It's cute. It like it's 0:10:10.880 --> 0:10:15.040 his ice cream and it looks clean. Hater, but he 0:10:15.120 --> 0:10:18.840 hands me a Macha What is it? Macha latte daydream. 0:10:18.880 --> 0:10:19.679 They're so good. 0:10:19.920 --> 0:10:22.680 Oh. He's like, try this, You're gonna love it. And 0:10:22.720 --> 0:10:24.520 I was like, I don't really like macha all that much. 0:10:24.640 --> 0:10:27.280 And Celia, our friend out there in the little of 0:10:27.360 --> 0:10:29.160 the little bank area, she was like, do you like coffee? 0:10:29.200 --> 0:10:30.559 I was like, I do like coffee, but I'm not 0:10:30.600 --> 0:10:32.719 really drinking it. Andrew's like, oh, you're gonna love it. 0:10:32.840 --> 0:10:35.679 So now, not one. Two times people have been like 0:10:35.720 --> 0:10:38.280 try it, try it. So I said, okay, fine. I 0:10:38.280 --> 0:10:40.319 go to take a sip and as it is entering 0:10:40.320 --> 0:10:44.679 my mouth, Andrew looks at me and goes no, because 0:10:44.840 --> 0:10:48.080 I almost vomited because it was liced with cinnamon, a. 0:10:48.120 --> 0:10:48.760 Lot of cinnamon. 0:10:48.800 --> 0:10:50.400 Oh my god, there were so I can still taste 0:10:50.400 --> 0:10:51.880 it in the back of my throat right now and 0:10:52.000 --> 0:10:55.439 I hate Oh you cinnamon tasted it? Oh, I tasted 0:10:55.440 --> 0:10:58.720 it now. I swallowed it. And the worst. We had 0:10:58.760 --> 0:11:01.320 a guest here today with record people and everything, and 0:11:01.360 --> 0:11:04.439 I ran by them go like, oh, I have my 0:11:04.559 --> 0:11:06.520 mouth covered. They were all laughing, like are you good? 0:11:06.559 --> 0:11:10.800 I was like, no, disgusting. Ran in here, got my 0:11:10.840 --> 0:11:15.000 emergency crackers. I do I have. Have you seen what's 0:11:15.000 --> 0:11:15.920 in this little drawer here? 0:11:16.000 --> 0:11:19.680 No, honestly, between you and Danielle, it's like, I don't 0:11:19.720 --> 0:11:23.760 know what. Both of the little trinkets you have laptop desks. 0:11:23.880 --> 0:11:25.880 So most of the things I have are for the 0:11:25.920 --> 0:11:30.240 other assholes in this studio, Clareton, for the allergies. I 0:11:30.320 --> 0:11:32.360 keep this here because you know why, Yeah, I want 0:11:32.400 --> 0:11:33.599 to play with the dogs when they come in and 0:11:33.640 --> 0:11:37.480 I'm allergic. I have tic tacks because who doesn't need 0:11:37.520 --> 0:11:41.400 tick tacks. I have cards because you never know when 0:11:41.400 --> 0:11:43.840 someone needs to thank you or pick me up. I 0:11:43.920 --> 0:11:47.280 have more cards, more cards, pick me up this last 0:11:47.280 --> 0:11:49.680 little bit of starburst because Nate ate every pack of 0:11:49.720 --> 0:11:53.880 starbursts off of my desk. I have more cards, and 0:11:53.920 --> 0:11:56.679 then I have crackers and cough drops and my Junior 0:11:56.760 --> 0:11:58.199 Ranger Park badge from Yellowstone. 0:11:58.280 --> 0:12:03.000 Oh god, it's just like it seems like it's an 0:12:03.000 --> 0:12:04.319 old woman's purse. 0:12:05.320 --> 0:12:08.360 Because it's in here. Do you know what my purse? Nothing? 0:12:09.720 --> 0:12:11.240 I have my wallet and chapstick. 0:12:11.520 --> 0:12:13.920 Either are my emergency crackers in case I get a 0:12:13.960 --> 0:12:14.760 little lightheaded. 0:12:15.000 --> 0:12:17.719 And guess what I needed the emergency crackers today? Did 0:12:17.760 --> 0:12:18.000 I not? 0:12:18.120 --> 0:12:21.360 I apologize. I didn't know. And then Celia was like, 0:12:21.440 --> 0:12:23.559 what's going on with her? And I was like, well, 0:12:23.600 --> 0:12:26.000 it turns out that she hates cinnamon. And that's the 0:12:26.000 --> 0:12:27.360 first ingredient of a day dream. 0:12:28.280 --> 0:12:32.320 Oh so gross, so good. If I could wave a 0:12:32.400 --> 0:12:35.640 wand and like it, I would do that because everybody 0:12:35.640 --> 0:12:37.880 seems to enjoy the smell and the taste of cinnamon 0:12:37.920 --> 0:12:39.120 so much. And I'm telling you it makes me want 0:12:39.120 --> 0:12:41.680 to vomit. Oh wow, and I almost did today, Andrew. 0:12:41.760 --> 0:12:42.840 So I hope that you're happy. 0:12:42.880 --> 0:12:45.320 I'm sorry, I apologized profusely. 0:12:45.679 --> 0:12:47.880 That's what I don't like about Andrew today, Diamond. 0:12:47.880 --> 0:12:59.119 Do you have any beef with him? 0:12:59.400 --> 0:13:02.560 Andrew really nice to me today, sobe not. That's the 0:13:02.600 --> 0:13:04.480 only thing that I'm thinking of. He he knows that 0:13:04.559 --> 0:13:07.280 I'm really really tired. You know how you're like so 0:13:07.400 --> 0:13:09.920 tired you have a headache. That's what happened to me today. 0:13:10.559 --> 0:13:13.520 And I took a nap and he called me and 0:13:13.559 --> 0:13:15.000 woke me up and asked me if I wanted a 0:13:15.000 --> 0:13:17.480 coffee because he was walking by my favorite place on 0:13:17.520 --> 0:13:19.040 the planet, sound Streak, No. 0:13:19.160 --> 0:13:21.520 Starbucks, Starbucks, that is your favorite place. 0:13:21.559 --> 0:13:24.000 So I was like, oh, that's so nice, thank you 0:13:24.080 --> 0:13:26.280 so much. But I don't know, he's an look at it, 0:13:26.360 --> 0:13:28.400 Look at the asshole look on his face. 0:13:28.800 --> 0:13:31.760 That's just my face. I don't know what you want 0:13:31.840 --> 0:13:34.240 from me, it's just my face. 0:13:34.920 --> 0:13:35.600 Oh, I don't know. 0:13:36.200 --> 0:13:38.360 I did find something out about him last week, though, 0:13:38.360 --> 0:13:41.280 who'd you find out? His mom was telling me about 0:13:41.280 --> 0:13:43.440 how much of a little terrorist he was when he 0:13:43.480 --> 0:13:43.880 was little. 0:13:43.920 --> 0:13:45.640 Oh, undoubtedly, I have no doubt look at him as 0:13:45.640 --> 0:13:46.120 an adult. 0:13:46.200 --> 0:13:49.560 Yeah, she said, he used to scream in the back 0:13:49.600 --> 0:13:51.400 of the car crying because he didn't want to go 0:13:51.440 --> 0:13:52.000 to preschool. 0:13:52.000 --> 0:13:52.920 Did not want to go to school. 0:13:53.080 --> 0:13:54.680 He didn't want to go to preschool. So he would 0:13:54.720 --> 0:13:56.960 scream in the back of the car, cry the entire 0:13:57.000 --> 0:14:01.040 way there, every single morning, to the where she started 0:14:01.040 --> 0:14:01.400 saying to. 0:14:01.440 --> 0:14:06.640 Him, You're gonna make me sick. I'm going to get 0:14:06.720 --> 0:14:09.000 sick if you keep doing this to me. 0:14:09.120 --> 0:14:09.760 Did it work? 0:14:10.240 --> 0:14:11.360 No, like, make you. 0:14:11.440 --> 0:14:13.200 Make her sick like she was gonna pew, because we. 0:14:13.200 --> 0:14:16.400 Know that's all like fear like she like not good sick, 0:14:16.640 --> 0:14:19.800 like you're making me sick, like you're hurting me type 0:14:19.800 --> 0:14:20.160 of deal. 0:14:20.920 --> 0:14:23.760 Mama, Donna, your mom's like a gem. 0:14:23.920 --> 0:14:25.480 I had bad separation issues. 0:14:25.760 --> 0:14:26.520 Oh I did too. 0:14:26.680 --> 0:14:27.560 Yeah, it wasn't good. 0:14:27.880 --> 0:14:30.440 Oh I hated I preschool. My parents used to make 0:14:30.440 --> 0:14:32.240 me go to like KinderCare and all that kind of crap. 0:14:32.320 --> 0:14:34.440 I hated it. I remember one time my mom sent 0:14:34.480 --> 0:14:37.880 me flowers at the place because I hated it so much. 0:14:38.200 --> 0:14:40.920 Oh despised it. Actually, at this point, I have no 0:14:40.960 --> 0:14:42.800 idea why, because when I think back, like I had 0:14:42.800 --> 0:14:43.240 a good time. 0:14:43.640 --> 0:14:44.920 I didn't. I never had a good. 0:14:44.880 --> 0:14:48.520 Day, had friends, played outside, ate, dirt was fine. 0:14:48.680 --> 0:14:49.440 We had nap time. 0:14:50.000 --> 0:14:52.880 Everything, by the way, that is just gifted to children 0:14:53.240 --> 0:14:57.479 and not appreciated. I wish we had as adults, recess 0:14:57.720 --> 0:15:02.240 nap time, gym class, nap time. I don't have any 0:15:02.240 --> 0:15:02.400 of that. 0:15:02.800 --> 0:15:04.400 Trips, field trips. 0:15:04.640 --> 0:15:09.960 Oh yeah, Like adulthood is ghetto. Being a kid was dope, 0:15:09.960 --> 0:15:11.760 and I was. I hated most of those things. 0:15:12.040 --> 0:15:14.680 Yeah. Yeah, if I ever have a kid, I'm really 0:15:14.720 --> 0:15:17.080 gonna be If they like don't like naptime, I'm gonna 0:15:17.080 --> 0:15:19.320 be like, shut up, zip it. 0:15:19.600 --> 0:15:20.840 One day, you're gonna regret this. 0:15:20.920 --> 0:15:21.920 Go nap now. 0:15:22.520 --> 0:15:23.040 I was thinking. 0:15:23.240 --> 0:15:24.880 I was like, so, I'm going to see my sister 0:15:25.040 --> 0:15:27.480 like next week, and I was looking up fun things 0:15:27.480 --> 0:15:29.520 to do in Columbus because obviously she works during the 0:15:29.560 --> 0:15:31.320 day and I'm not in my home so I can't 0:15:31.320 --> 0:15:34.640 do things. And there's a house stop from the underground 0:15:34.720 --> 0:15:37.360 railroad where they like reenact it, and I was like, oh, 0:15:37.520 --> 0:15:40.320 I'm going I'm totally gonna go. Do you know how 0:15:40.400 --> 0:15:42.200 much I would love that as an adult if someone 0:15:42.200 --> 0:15:43.920 forced me to go do that as a kid, I 0:15:43.960 --> 0:15:45.680 was like, what the hell is this shit? I want 0:15:45.680 --> 0:15:48.320 to be here, but now show me a fake Harriet Tubban, 0:15:48.400 --> 0:15:48.920 I am there. 0:15:49.040 --> 0:15:53.040