Speaker 1: Quick, Alexis before the second date starts, tell everyone hello
Speaker 1: in Australian. Oh, good day, may Oh, there goes. That
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Speaker 2: Yeah, totally hot.
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Speaker 1: you can for. It's your second date, second date, up date.
Speaker 3: You know the saying opposites attract. I don't know if
Speaker 3: that's really true, at least not in today's call.
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean it typically is. But why do you.
Speaker 3: Say because the woman on the phone said that her
Speaker 3: and her date both have blonde hair, they both enjoy
Speaker 3: chocolate pudding, and they both have the same mother.
Speaker 2: Ah, how crazy is that? That's gross? I mean, okay,
Speaker 2: I don't know about the last one. I may I
Speaker 2: may have slept that in that but it would be
Speaker 2: an interesting TWI if that turned out to be the case.
Speaker 1: That's not the word.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not the word ideus.
Speaker 1: It's illegal.
Speaker 3: We draw the line at cousin stuff on this show.
Speaker 3: But please welcome Justine to the program.
Speaker 2: Hey Justine, hell.
Speaker 1: And you do realize the same mother makes you siblings,
Speaker 1: even not cousins.
Speaker 2: Only by blood brook.
Speaker 3: So, Justine, you send in your email that you bonded
Speaker 3: with this guy because you had a lot of similarities.
Speaker 2: What similarities did you notice?
Speaker 4: Well, we're both really quiet.
Speaker 2: Talk softer during this on a first date.
Speaker 1: No, no, it always reminds me of the movie quote
Speaker 1: we could talk or not talk for hours show.
Speaker 2: What's his name? By the way, Okay, how'd you meet him?
Speaker 5: We met it the bank at the bank.
Speaker 2: Why do you have to go into a bank like.
Speaker 4: That anymore?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's interesting that two quiet people would
Speaker 1: meet in person.
Speaker 2: Like who up from?
Speaker 5: Too?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 5: Actually, we were both filling out paperwork side by side,
Speaker 5: and I asked him to borrow his pen. But I
Speaker 5: didn't even like say words.
Speaker 1: I just was like, you know how you do, like
Speaker 1: just hold your hand out like you pointed with a
Speaker 1: nice smile.
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, And that's kind of how it got started.
Speaker 5: It was pretty sweet.
Speaker 2: She points, and he's like, do you want to go
Speaker 2: out with you.
Speaker 1: I think he did a head nod.
Speaker 2: And have you talked at all?
Speaker 1: You heard this man's voice.
Speaker 2: All right, that's kind of cute. You're both cute though
Speaker 2: the vibe it was purely vibe. Yeah. So what did
Speaker 2: you guys do when you went out?
Speaker 5: Well, at first he suggested because we were both so quiet,
Speaker 5: he said we should do this like dating in the
Speaker 5: dark thing, And I pointed out that's when you don't
Speaker 5: see the person, not when you don't speak to the.
Speaker 1: Men. Where you go dining in the dogs and you
Speaker 1: do the dark dinners?
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly?
Speaker 2: Is that what you did?
Speaker 5: No, No, wonder if they're still here?
Speaker 2: Do you like them? It would be both of your
Speaker 2: happy place.
Speaker 1: But what.
Speaker 2: Did you end up doing?
Speaker 5: We wound up going to this little Mediterranean place and
Speaker 5: like we were texting before we went, and we agreed
Speaker 5: to each bring notebooks, so we just wrote each other
Speaker 5: notes at dinner. Very fun for you.
Speaker 2: This is cute.
Speaker 1: I'm not.
Speaker 2: To me, but this is adorable?
Speaker 1: Was it the whole time you wrote notes?
Speaker 5: I mean, we talked to the waiter.
Speaker 3: Okay, orders, But for the rest of the time you
Speaker 3: two tried to stay quiet and just enjoy and soak
Speaker 3: up each other's silence.
Speaker 1: Well, no, no, they shared information still, but yeah, but quiet, yeah,
Speaker 1: quietly in their way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I bet there's a lot of smiles every time
Speaker 2: the note got passed back though. Yeah, it sounds hot.
Speaker 5: Well, like we wound up laughing the whole time, like
Speaker 5: we really enjoyed each other's company, which is kind of awesome.
Speaker 5: But there was a mistake. The waiter brought out only
Speaker 5: one meal at first, and it was what I had
Speaker 5: ordered it, but they put it down in front of Ken,
Speaker 5: and so he started eating and I was like, I
Speaker 5: wrote a note and I said, no, that's mine, and
Speaker 5: he wrote back mine?
Speaker 1: What Oh no, I'm not even say not anymore?
Speaker 5: Right, So it made us laugh. We both laughed a lot.
Speaker 5: It was really fun.
Speaker 1: Did you get food?
Speaker 2: I worried?
Speaker 5: Thanks for worrying. Yeah, okay, he gave me back my
Speaker 5: dinner and then his showed up.
Speaker 2: Oh good.
Speaker 1: Like a challenge to not talk that it almost sounds
Speaker 1: like it would break it first.
Speaker 2: It sounds like a challenge to them would be to talk.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like for certain people, like talking is a big struggle,
Speaker 3: but like this is the perfect date for two people
Speaker 3: that are kind of shy and introverted.
Speaker 1: You guys share the last kiss by just drawing lips
Speaker 1: on two pieces of paper and putting them together.
Speaker 5: That's funny, but no.
Speaker 2: So tell us after the quiet dinner, how did the
Speaker 2: date end?
Speaker 5: It didn't. And the dinner, which was kind of nice,
Speaker 5: really got ice cream and we were people watching, and
Speaker 5: I pulled out my notebook and said we should do
Speaker 5: this again sometime and he wrote yes. But that was
Speaker 5: like more than two weeks ago. Well that's not true.
Speaker 5: It's almost two weeks ago.
Speaker 2: I guess almost two weeks. Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I feel like this guy is going to be a
Speaker 1: slow mover just from the vibe he's given. No, No,
Speaker 1: it's just who he is, said letter in the mail.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's.
Speaker 1: Like I don't think I would be worried that he
Speaker 1: hadn't contacted you in two weeks.
Speaker 3: You guys, literally do sound like an old married couple
Speaker 3: with Like you guys go to the bank. You guys
Speaker 3: write each other notes, enjoy each other's silence, and sit
Speaker 3: on a park bend cheating ice cream together.
Speaker 2: Sounds like you guys just text, though obviously you're not
Speaker 2: on the phone a lot.
Speaker 5: I mean, I sent him a text.
Speaker 2: Okay, that must have been a struggle for you, though,
Speaker 2: just to get.
Speaker 5: You. Guys are making me bless. I can't believe how
Speaker 5: hard my cheeks are burning.
Speaker 1: I'm going to say real quick, I am really impressed
Speaker 1: that you're doing this because you are really putting yourself
Speaker 1: in a place that isn't a comfortable zone for you.
Speaker 5: That's cool, and that's actually the deal is, like, I
Speaker 5: feel like I need your help because it's so awkward
Speaker 5: to call him. Yeah, and you guys are so good
Speaker 5: at the talking.
Speaker 2: I don't know if we're good at talking, but we
Speaker 2: can do a lot of it. So it's not an
Speaker 2: awkward Tuesday. Yeah, not happy exactly. So we're going to
Speaker 2: come back. We're going to call quiet Ken for you
Speaker 2: and see if we can silently and get him to
Speaker 2: agree to another date.
Speaker 3: We're gonna do it right after this hold on Banks
Speaker 3: second date update. We probably just met one of the
Speaker 3: sweetest people that we've ever had on this show before.
Speaker 2: I hope not. Her name is Justine.
Speaker 3: She is quiet, she's kind sounding, she's got a very
Speaker 3: genuine laugh. It made us all feel good about ourselves
Speaker 3: no matter what we said. I honestly it's so rare
Speaker 3: if we get this guy Ken on the phone and
Speaker 3: he says something rude or disrespectful about her. I'm just
Speaker 3: letting you I am treating her like a little sister
Speaker 3: to our show, and I'm going to be standing up
Speaker 3: for her hardcore are if.
Speaker 1: She was to be a little sister.
Speaker 2: But I'm just saying I'm in her corner.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, got it.
Speaker 3: And I mean it already sounds like her heart is
Speaker 3: breaking because who goes on a silent date and has
Speaker 3: a great time. Justine and this guy Apparently the only
Speaker 3: communication that was had the entire time was via handwritten note.
Speaker 3: So we need to figure out how to get him
Speaker 3: on the line and figure out why he is not
Speaker 3: jumping to get on another date with her in the.
Speaker 1: Same vibe honestly, Like he can't have a multitude of
Speaker 1: options here.
Speaker 2: This is a guy who barely talks. Okay, this is
Speaker 2: the future husband that you're talking. I don't it in
Speaker 2: a mean way.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying he's not out there being a player,
Speaker 1: you know, like he's got out running game because he
Speaker 1: can't pass notes to just any hot lady that walks by.
Speaker 2: It's not like he's just just do you want to
Speaker 2: defend your man?
Speaker 1: No that she knows what I mean, right, maybe though, Okay.
Speaker 2: How did you just walk into a library and rise
Speaker 2: up everyone in silence? It's possible, very I mean, he
Speaker 2: could be like a silent book mark.
Speaker 1: So many hot singles at the library.
Speaker 5: Can I tell you, guys, I'm a librarian?
Speaker 2: You are?
Speaker 1: That is the cutest justice.
Speaker 2: Do you want to take back your library comment?
Speaker 1: No, I love the library.
Speaker 2: I'm the only one in this room that goes. He
Speaker 2: really does, actually all the time. All right, just stay quiet, Justine.
Speaker 3: I know you're you're not gonna have any trouble with that,
Speaker 3: but we're gonna call him and talk to you.
Speaker 2: I'm worried what she tries to pipe in, we're not
Speaker 2: gonna hear. We'll we'll make it obvious. Okay, thank you,
Speaker 2: all right, hold on, here we go.
Speaker 6: Hello.
Speaker 2: Hey, is this Ken?
Speaker 6: Uh? Yeah? Speaking?
Speaker 2: I can he can?
Speaker 6: Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're probably hearing a lot of voices right now,
Speaker 3: and that's because you're on the radio with Brook and
Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: Okay, welcome to our show.
Speaker 1: Hey, Ken, We're excited to talk to you.
Speaker 6: Why what what what who you call him?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we don't want to overwhelm you, but we're doing
Speaker 3: a segment here. It's called second Date Update, and one
Speaker 3: of our listeners asked us to reach out to you
Speaker 3: because you went on an awesome date with her the
Speaker 3: other day.
Speaker 1: Well, she thought it was awesome.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we all thought it was awesome too, because we
Speaker 3: heard a little bit about it. We're talking about Justine.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Think you guys went out almost two weeks ago.
Speaker 6: That is correct, Okay, Okay.
Speaker 3: I mean she told us about the day that you
Speaker 3: two hung out, and it sounded pretty unique, at least
Speaker 3: for us. We do a lot of these calls, but
Speaker 3: we haven't heard a lot of dates where two people
Speaker 3: go out and stay quiet and actually enjoy it.
Speaker 6: I I'm so sorry, just one second.
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybees at work or something.
Speaker 3: He's nervous. He's throwing up right now. There's a lot
Speaker 3: of talking library. They're shushing him.
Speaker 1: Maybe yeh scene is the librarian remember?
Speaker 2: Okay, hey Ken?
Speaker 1: Sorry, So look, it sounds like you're busy right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we don't want to like take up too much
Speaker 3: of your time. But bottom line is, Justine says she
Speaker 3: had a great time. The question is she's not getting
Speaker 3: any signals back that you wanted to hang out again,
Speaker 3: and she's kind of disappointed by that.
Speaker 6: I am, I kind of don't want to hang out again.
Speaker 5: What oh, buddy?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 6: I mean you were passing notes, right, we were talking
Speaker 6: about ourselves and I started running out of things to say.
Speaker 1: I mean, it would be a lot to write.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and it is hard when there's a lull
Speaker 2: in conversation to force a question. Yeah, the first couple
Speaker 2: are okay, but by the third or fourth you're like.
Speaker 1: So you shouldn't feel bad. That happens on all first dates.
Speaker 2: I feel like, really, Brook people write on all of
Speaker 2: their dates.
Speaker 1: No, you know he's not at a moment. Yeah, we're like,
Speaker 1: I don't know what to share, right, Yeah.
Speaker 6: I get that. You guys don't understand. I literally told
Speaker 6: every I thought myself.
Speaker 3: Oh, you ran out of things to like reveal about
Speaker 3: on the on the first date.
Speaker 6: That impossible, bro, Books, movies, interests, foods.
Speaker 1: But there's more to people than what you lie and
Speaker 1: a lot of I mean, I don't think you're giving
Speaker 1: yourself credit.
Speaker 6: I think you're giving me too much.
Speaker 2: I've got to be a middle ground here you might surprise.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can understand you feel a little bit nervous
Speaker 3: and intimidated.
Speaker 2: But what are you worried about? Like, what's the harm
Speaker 2: in seeing her again?
Speaker 6: I am I'm worried she's gonna find out I'm not
Speaker 6: just quiet like she is, I'm boring, boring.
Speaker 2: That just broke my little heart.
Speaker 1: You're not boring. You have a like awesome woman.
Speaker 2: And when you do another date, that's what you talk about,
Speaker 2: the whole date.
Speaker 1: Is the activity a new topic, you know, or just
Speaker 1: what happened in the last Yeah, exactly you.
Speaker 2: I'm just always going to replay there. You are just
Speaker 2: the calm in a world full of chaos. We need
Speaker 2: people like you. You balance out all us idiots.
Speaker 3: And it doesn't matter if you think that you're boring
Speaker 3: or you're not enough. Somebody that believes that your plenty
Speaker 3: is Justine. And don't just trust me. She's on the
Speaker 3: other line right now waiting to talk to you.
Speaker 2: This is pretty bold, Justine, are you there?
Speaker 5: I'm here, You guys kidding me right now? She's been listening.
Speaker 2: I think he's about to have a heart attack.
Speaker 4: Justine, I am so sorry.
Speaker 6: I can't why.
Speaker 4: Because it was my idea. I was too nervous to
Speaker 4: call you, and I called somebody who could, and these
Speaker 4: sweet people have I didn't. We didn't mean to scare you.
Speaker 2: Sweet.
Speaker 5: It feels like maybe it backfired.
Speaker 6: No, no, not at all. I'm really glad to move
Speaker 6: from you again.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I feel like if we wouldn't have gotten involved, they
Speaker 2: would have never talked to each other.
Speaker 1: Right, make this about us credit.
Speaker 2: We may are amazing contacted us.
Speaker 3: Look, I understand that you're really nervous Ken about talking
Speaker 3: to her and coming across a certain way. I think
Speaker 3: the pressure of being in a quiet setting is a lot.
Speaker 3: I think the next date that you go on like
Speaker 3: you're just in the wrong venue. Do something that's loud,
Speaker 3: go to a sporting event, like go to a comedy
Speaker 3: show where there's other stuff to point at and talk
Speaker 3: about rather than just sitting quietly together.
Speaker 5: Comedy show would be so fun?
Speaker 1: Would be fun? Would that be fun for you? Ken?
Speaker 6: That sounds like it would happen.
Speaker 2: Okay, does happen?
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's so funny.
Speaker 3: Look, the whole goal of this is to set you
Speaker 3: guys up on another date and lock that down, and
Speaker 3: we would pay for it. So Justine, now that you
Speaker 3: know how he feels, you still want to go out
Speaker 3: with him again very much.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, you hear that, like that's got to feel good, right?
Speaker 2: Did you hang up? Hello?
Speaker 5: Ken?
Speaker 6: I'm sorry I dropped my phone sounds it sounds creepy.
Speaker 2: Okay. We will send you guys out on another day
Speaker 2: and we're gonna pay for it.
Speaker 4: Okay, awesome, Thank you so much.
Speaker 5: I'm so grateful you guys.
Speaker 1: Okay, it just makes me want to go to the
Speaker 1: other room and shout ken cat cat can cat.
Speaker 2: Okay, see it feels good.
Speaker 6: That's a little terrifying.
Speaker 3: Okay, So we should have whispered it for my bad Yeah, can't.
Speaker 2: We're just gonna hang.
Speaker 6: Up broking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Oh man, if.
Speaker 1: We do not get an update from them, I will die.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna email her every week.
Speaker 2: She could write it.
Speaker 1: We can just read it.
Speaker 3: That's true, you know, definitely one of the sweetest calls
Speaker 3: that we've ever had, like sickeningly sweet.
Speaker 1: I should have asked for you usually, just there was
Speaker 1: something on my mind.
Speaker 2: I know we were all thinking it but didn't want
Speaker 2: to say it.
Speaker 3: The quiet ones are always what they are.
Speaker 2: You know that that's true. Their bodies say what their
Speaker 2: mouths can't.
Speaker 1: Makes this weird, It's gonna make it weird.
Speaker 2: It's beautiful. They're connecting on levels that we couldn't even imagine.
Speaker 1: We could have nothing wholesome on this ship.
Speaker 2: I think it's sweet.
Speaker 1: I guess librarians often star in those movies.
Speaker 2: That's right, you got a point anyway, don't take the
Speaker 2: paddle out. You know what's happening, and we can make
Speaker 2: it happen for you too. Whatever you want, email the show.
Speaker 2: We'll call that person who's not calling you back.
Speaker 1: There goes our chance for an update anybody's talking about
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