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Speaker 2: Why do you have the jersey pants?
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Speaker 4: the players would wear their jerseys and all of them
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Speaker 1: No, like Chrispy, Well, you want to know what I
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Speaker 5: me is probably the Kardashians.
Speaker 2: I'm not even kidding.
Speaker 1: I watch too much.
Speaker 5: Yeah, or and it's always only sometimes when people started saying,
Speaker 5: I'm like, they don't know what they're talking about, and
Speaker 5: then I started hearing it on the podcast.
Speaker 1: No, it's for me, it's Utah. Oh like Utah ands
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Speaker 1: an R and it's very In fact, that's what my
Speaker 1: acting coach in Utah said, we have to break that really. Oh.
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 5: I mean I don't like it when I say it,
Speaker 5: just because the tone of voice that comes along with it.
Speaker 5: But when I hear you say it or Courtney, I
Speaker 5: think it's so cute.
Speaker 1: No, I've noticed that about when I to the podcast,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, no, Real's back.
Speaker 2: I like it. It's like crispy. It's like, instead of
Speaker 2: saying crispy, it's like crispy. It's like.
Speaker 3: Laurens she does it.
Speaker 2: Hers is nice, Hers is like sensual. Mine is just
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Speaker 1: again car, So today's bonus episode topic. I love this,
Speaker 1: Easan and I started talking about it in the car.
Speaker 2: This is fun.
Speaker 1: By the way. Can I tell you guys something I
Speaker 1: actually I want to talk about that on the regular?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 1: Is this the X?
Speaker 5: Because this was producer John's idea the ex partner jealous one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, producer Johnny coming through. Oh my gosh, going
Speaker 1: heavy in the pain. I'm gonna have to like admit
Speaker 1: something that Like I'm like, I could read this and
Speaker 1: easily think of what I've done and be like, that's
Speaker 1: not going to make me look good. We should choose
Speaker 1: something different, but my brain doesn't know how to do that.
Speaker 2: I love that. Then it'll be breaking news.
Speaker 5: And whoever the XES is probably going to learn for
Speaker 5: the first time today if they listen.
Speaker 1: To he's a piece of shit. Oh there I go, Yeah,
Speaker 1: fuck it.
Speaker 3: She found out.
Speaker 1: She found out. Okay, So Easton, do you want to
Speaker 1: start us off with have you ever tried to make
Speaker 1: an ex jealous?
Speaker 4: Two women?
Speaker 1: Ever? Yeah, that's breaking news news young for the first
Speaker 1: one with six.
Speaker 2: Months, remember how long for each?
Speaker 4: Six months for the first one, that was twenty one,
Speaker 4: twenty two, and then I think I started dating my
Speaker 4: next at twenty five, right, twenty six.
Speaker 1: Wow, it was right after I lost dad, So I
Speaker 1: think we were like twenty six.
Speaker 4: Yeah, twenty six, and then that one was what two years?
Speaker 5: So wait, yeah, do you just hook up or do
Speaker 5: you just not really hang out with a lot of
Speaker 5: girls are you, like, do you need a lot to
Speaker 5: be in a relationship with someone like this is my girlfriend?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Okay, the approval from family is pretty.
Speaker 1: That is very true.
Speaker 3: It's hard bringing women home to this is vultures.
Speaker 1: Bringing men home to you vultures? You kidding me?
Speaker 3: The track record sucks soon is yours?
Speaker 2: What where?
Speaker 3: Are they in love with other men?
Speaker 2: Oh? In love with other men?
Speaker 1: Have you ever tried to make one of them jealous?
Speaker 4: No, It's almost to the point where I tried to
Speaker 4: not make them jealous because I actually liked them, So
Speaker 4: I was like, I hope there's I can come back
Speaker 4: to you, So I don't want to do that.
Speaker 3: So no, I've never done it. I'd never have done it.
Speaker 5: Okay, But has a girl that you found out about
Speaker 5: one of your girls done something to you to purposely
Speaker 5: make you jealous?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, like just like they'll go and hang out with
Speaker 4: like home like homies of mine. Not that they're interested,
Speaker 4: but it's like I thought that was a respect. Even
Speaker 4: if I hung out with your friends and invited me
Speaker 4: and you were going, I would not go mm hmmm,
Speaker 4: because I still respected you.
Speaker 1: All is fair in love and warriors. I know.
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna start sucking everything.
Speaker 1: That is so funny.
Speaker 2: We're all in a drought.
Speaker 3: I know, I don't even it's okay.
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like that's the classic. I'm excited
Speaker 1: to hear what other people have done to make ex
Speaker 1: partners or current partners jealous. Just do what is what?
Speaker 1: I mean?
Speaker 3: What did you do in finger lakes?
Speaker 2: Huh the finger lakes fingering them all?
Speaker 1: You're you're wild. I would love to know what you
Speaker 1: have done.
Speaker 5: So I really thought about this, and I'm sure I've
Speaker 5: done some crazy stuff, crazy Crispy rs, some crazy stuff.
Speaker 5: But the only thing I could really think about is
Speaker 5: this was so fucking stupid because he no, I'm sure
Speaker 5: he knows that, Like I know he knew that I
Speaker 5: did it on purpose. But like texting like a sexy photo,
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I was like I was like twenty two.
Speaker 5: I would like showing no texting and being like sorry,
Speaker 5: wrong person.
Speaker 2: It's like no shit, like texting.
Speaker 5: To my boyfriend and being like sorry, wrong person, or
Speaker 5: texting current like like.
Speaker 4: Your boyfriend, you would send a sexy photo too and
Speaker 4: then say sorry wrong photo.
Speaker 2: Like who it's not a nudi or anything.
Speaker 5: It's like a kissy face or something with maybe a
Speaker 5: little cleavage.
Speaker 1: I'm not like Still, I'd be like, who is it
Speaker 1: you said that to me?
Speaker 4: And I was your boyfriend, I would have said, dismiss
Speaker 4: yourself and have a good one.
Speaker 3: I'm blocked on the next stay you hear you.
Speaker 5: But more common was the text. I'd be like where
Speaker 5: are you or something and it was like midnight and
Speaker 5: I knew he was out, or like on tour and
Speaker 5: I knew he was hanging out with the fan girls.
Speaker 5: And then I'd be like where are you or like
Speaker 5: can't wait for you to come over? And I'd be like, oh, sorry,
Speaker 5: wrong text spicy, so spicy, I don't know that.
Speaker 4: I probably on tour, just laying over here being a motherfucker.
Speaker 4: See now you know why men are pieces of ship'll
Speaker 4: make us.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 5: I liked this guy so much in college, this one guy,
Speaker 5: and I would just hook up with him. He wouldn't
Speaker 5: like whatever, take things further, and I he ended up
Speaker 5: moving on to another girl, my roommate hooking up with her, and.
Speaker 1: Sir, were you friends with the roommate?
Speaker 2: I mean she was fine. I wasn't. After that, I
Speaker 2: was like.
Speaker 1: But did you stay room to get to the roommate.
Speaker 5: No, you would think, but no, he just like hooked up. Well,
Speaker 5: he was very hot, he played lacrosse and and so
Speaker 5: then after that, I was like, oh, I'm hooking up
Speaker 5: with his best friend. Like, I won't have sex with him,
Speaker 5: but we'll make out and maybe I'll let him get
Speaker 5: a little like stick a finger in fingerlegs.
Speaker 3: I did finger lake in there.
Speaker 2: I did. I did. I went to his dorm. We
Speaker 2: made out and let him stick a finger in. It
Speaker 2: was cute.
Speaker 5: And the next day he's like, come over again, and
Speaker 5: he said, I said, no, I wouldn't want to get
Speaker 5: blah blah blah. I wouldn't want blah blah blah to
Speaker 5: find out and get jealous, meaning like I would.
Speaker 2: And he goes, oh, no, I told him this morning.
Speaker 2: He was totally fine with it. So I didn't get
Speaker 2: him jealous at all.
Speaker 3: So you got fingered for no reason.
Speaker 2: Well that is.
Speaker 1: So annoying and sad, so sad.
Speaker 5: Okay, can we move on to your you're jealous? Because
Speaker 5: I really want to know this the jealous thing you did.
Speaker 1: I fucked his friends.
Speaker 2: You're lying?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that on you? Yeah, A couple of them that
Speaker 1: were on his team same team. I was like, this
Speaker 1: will get back to him for real, And I never
Speaker 1: got a rise. And actually we had dinner like a
Speaker 1: few months ago. Yeah, and he like brought up one
Speaker 1: of these people okay, and I was like, oh I
Speaker 1: I dated that guy and he was like you did.
Speaker 1: I was like yeah, and I fucked so and so,
Speaker 1: and he goes, you fucked so and so.
Speaker 2: He did never know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, found decent people who weren't just fucking and telling everybody.
Speaker 3: They're like, I like him, keep a secret. He's a
Speaker 3: good girl.
Speaker 5: Why didn't you Why didn't you make sure he found out?
Speaker 2: I thought that they talked in the locker room.
Speaker 4: You're getting fingers for a new reason, You're getting fucked
Speaker 4: for reason.
Speaker 1: This vivid. I was livid.
Speaker 2: Oh were they at least good in the ones? Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: oh okay good.
Speaker 1: But he did get jealous after he found out.
Speaker 2: And this was just a couple of months ago.
Speaker 1: This was just they So at least I got him jealous.
Speaker 1: Ten twelve years.
Speaker 3: Later, he's still thinking about it right now.
Speaker 4: Just tell you know, he's fuming, right, He's like, I
Speaker 4: bought them dinner a couple of times.
Speaker 1: No, He's like, he was like that guy. I was
Speaker 1: always in competition to get him out of his position.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and you knew that I got him in my
Speaker 5: position and then I got him in other positions.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this guy wasn't acting right back then. So you
Speaker 1: know what you do?
Speaker 2: You fuck their friends, You fuck their friends. But but
Speaker 2: lesson learned.
Speaker 5: Everyone who's trying to make someone jealous, make sure the
Speaker 5: person you're trying to make jealous finds out.
Speaker 3: Please don't fuck my friends.
Speaker 2: You can fuck my friends. No, I'm just kidding. You
Speaker 2: can't fuck my friend.
Speaker 1: Let's hear the next Okay.
Speaker 2: I mean we've.
Speaker 5: Got plenty of hooked up with their best friend f
Speaker 5: to their friend. But oh, okay, interesting revenge bod all
Speaker 5: the way. Watch them come crawling back while you've healed.
Speaker 5: That's such a guy thing to.
Speaker 1: Do, is get a good body after no. No, but.
Speaker 2: Why did I get rid of it and then the
Speaker 2: guy comes crawling back?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is it mostly just like you want what you don't
Speaker 1: have anymore?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah? Yes? Or is it?
Speaker 1: I think it's the vibe rather than the bod. Okay,
Speaker 1: because there are times where I've seen like revenge body
Speaker 1: and it's like her body looks the same. It's her
Speaker 1: like her aura, that's changed. You just think that everything
Speaker 1: looks different. It's like, no, she's just confident now that
Speaker 1: you're gone.
Speaker 2: Right, you know, right, Okay, that's a good point.
Speaker 5: Who knows bought a necklace for myself from my new girlfriend.
Speaker 4: Interesting, So like, wait, what with his girlfriend got a
Speaker 4: new girlfriend?
Speaker 3: Body?
Speaker 4: She had a girlfriend, he broke up, got with somebody,
Speaker 4: and then bought herself one to make the other one jealous,
Speaker 4: saying that that girlfriend bought it.
Speaker 2: Yea, being like that's good. I like that one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, didn't Sophia with an f talk about how she
Speaker 1: would send herself drinks at the bar to get people
Speaker 1: to think that like she was a wanted woman, or
Speaker 1: she like send herself flowers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean Sophia.
Speaker 1: The boys love Sophia.
Speaker 3: Soia.
Speaker 1: Yes, she's very hot.
Speaker 2: She's so funny. I like the way, so funny.
Speaker 1: But I feel like that's actually a good one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a great one. He's a classy one too.
Speaker 1: Absolutely other than sleeping with the friend, which may I
Speaker 1: point out a lot of people do.
Speaker 3: And also that's not your friend. Then on the other end, no,
Speaker 3: my homies wouldn't do that.
Speaker 5: I know many guys are though, you guys.
Speaker 2: We have so many a lot of dudes safe no,
Speaker 2: so many.
Speaker 5: Women say slept with his best friend and made sure
Speaker 5: he knew slept with his friend.
Speaker 1: I would love to know where the steaks were in
Speaker 1: these relationship.
Speaker 3: What happened to make you fuck his friend? Because I
Speaker 3: would like to really know, because that's you, guys. Fucking
Speaker 3: our friends is what's killing us.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I think I could when I think about besides Kyle's friends,
Speaker 5: I think that any of my exes, I could have
Speaker 5: pulled one of their friends for sure, a close friend.
Speaker 1: Whip and not thought about it, like been fine with it.
Speaker 5: Like I think the guy would have done that, Like
Speaker 5: I don't think the guy was good enough. Kyle's friends
Speaker 5: are a different story. He's got great friends, But like
Speaker 5: any other exes, I don't know. I think I could
Speaker 5: have because I don't know.
Speaker 1: And then you want to know what it looks like
Speaker 1: what the boys remain friends and the girls A hoe?
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, of course, of course.
Speaker 5: Okay, this person says, this is kind of what you said,
Speaker 5: remained good friends with his buddies.
Speaker 2: Do you guys agree you could do that? So what
Speaker 2: she did?
Speaker 1: It's wait remained good friends. Talk me through it, she.
Speaker 2: Said, remained good friends with his buddies.
Speaker 5: So she and him they break up, but she's still
Speaker 5: hanging out with the guys. She's not having sex with them,
Speaker 5: but she's like having fun with these guys and they're
Speaker 5: his friends.
Speaker 4: I mean, I would look at my buddies and be like, hey,
Speaker 4: can you not hang out with her anymore? Man?
Speaker 2: You would not ask You wouldn't go to her. You'd
Speaker 2: ask them.
Speaker 3: I'd ask them.
Speaker 4: They should respect me and if they if she texts them,
Speaker 4: they should be like.
Speaker 1: No, she's still hanging out with the friends, right. I
Speaker 1: don't think I could do it.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't if you.
Speaker 4: You couldn't hang out with ex'es or you couldn't be
Speaker 4: with somebody who.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. You are hanging out with
Speaker 1: my ex my homies. You're done, and I'm in a
Speaker 1: place to cut them out.
Speaker 2: Even if you guys ended on good terms.
Speaker 1: Oh that changes things. Then we can all hang out. Okay,
Speaker 1: why did it end? No cheating?
Speaker 2: She didn't no cheating. Let's say you guys, time just
Speaker 2: wasn't there.
Speaker 1: Time wasn't there. Then totally hang out with my friends.
Speaker 1: All hang out with your friends, even if you're there
Speaker 1: or I'm not there or whatever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can my friends.
Speaker 1: No no, no nofing the friends, just kicking it, playing
Speaker 1: some Mario party on a Friday, order a pizza, crack
Speaker 1: some beers.
Speaker 3: We all know where that leads?
Speaker 1: Where does it lead? Unless you're with it? Was just
Speaker 1: a ton of fun. I need to get back to
Speaker 1: real life. I know your hoecause I'm like, where does
Speaker 1: it lead? Fabulous?
Speaker 2: Just like Easton's ear, your hole.
Speaker 5: Is slowly closing up. Lah, this is fun because a law.
Speaker 5: I wonder if I want to ask you about something
Speaker 5: similar you did. This person said posting my new guy
Speaker 5: or doing something they like without them. I specifically remember
Speaker 5: some articles coming out maybe a year or two ago,
Speaker 5: where you posted your hand on another man's hand, and
Speaker 5: why did you do this?
Speaker 2: The man's hand was all tattooed up.
Speaker 5: Okay, so we did learn it was the don What
Speaker 5: was the reason for doing it? Was it to make
Speaker 5: anyone jealous? Or were you just like I want people
Speaker 5: to know I'm living a good.
Speaker 2: Life, or were you like I want to be spicy,
Speaker 2: I want to be cute.
Speaker 1: I think it was more of a thirst trip. I
Speaker 1: didn't think I needed to. I didn't have anyone to
Speaker 1: make jealous at Yeah time, I think it was just
Speaker 1: like that's what I think it was. I think it
Speaker 1: was a thirst trap, like look look at what I'm
Speaker 1: out doing, Like, look at this hot, sexy man who's
Speaker 1: like my type of man. It was also a way
Speaker 1: to like get I've got to start pushing people in
Speaker 1: the direction because there there are some people who will
Speaker 1: slide in my dms. This was before I turned them
Speaker 1: off to hook me up with dudes and they send
Speaker 1: me pictures and I'm like, we've got to get it
Speaker 1: out there, like what my type of guy is because
Speaker 1: we're not.
Speaker 2: We're not there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we gotta like like put the foot down. Have
Speaker 1: you seen uh, have you seen Inside.
Speaker 3: Out two or one?
Speaker 1: Well first one, we're like they put the foot down,
Speaker 1: Like my angry mode would start moving and I'd be like,
Speaker 1: we got to initiate the foot like yes, put the
Speaker 1: key in foot down. That's not the type of guy
Speaker 1: that I go for at all.
Speaker 5: I mean, to your defense, you would list like one
Speaker 5: quality or from what I it would be like me
Speaker 5: going I love a man with blue eyes.
Speaker 2: And my friend going throwing me every man with blue.
Speaker 5: Eyes and me being like, Okay, this man is ninety
Speaker 5: five years old and crusty just because he has blue eyes.
Speaker 2: I mean I'm into him, right, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: No, I that was definitely a thirst trap and getting
Speaker 1: like he was hot? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: He was hot. We ended up seeing him and he
Speaker 2: was good in bed.
Speaker 1: Did you meet the down Yeah?
Speaker 5: He was sweet at the apartment, right, yeah, I met.
Speaker 2: A month he was really sweet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what is he doing?
Speaker 1: You even know?
Speaker 2: I know, No, we don't know. We still think about you, don't.
Speaker 3: So he was a good guy.
Speaker 2: You were living your life.
Speaker 1: It wasn't about Oh. I wasn't fucking around like that,
Speaker 1: like going out and doing whatever. It was just my
Speaker 1: situation was still the time was off. I was still
Speaker 1: trying to figure out how to navigate like being a
Speaker 1: single parent and dealing with my own baggage and drama,
Speaker 1: and I just couldn't offer anybody, even in friendships. I
Speaker 1: couldn't offer anybody what they needed. Yeah, okay, but that
Speaker 1: wasn't to make anyone jealous, Okay, although that is a
Speaker 1: good classy way to make someone jealous about letting your
Speaker 1: friend hit it.
Speaker 5: Yes, the one I just took a screenshot of I
Speaker 5: want to look back.
Speaker 2: Okay ooh this is a good one.
Speaker 5: This is I think a lot of people in the
Speaker 5: dating app community end up doing this until Okay, so
Speaker 5: I kept going on dates with other people until he
Speaker 5: committed crying, laughing face. Do you guys have friends. I
Speaker 5: have friends who use the dating apps. They start dating
Speaker 5: someone mutually understanding oh, yeah, we're both dating a lot
Speaker 5: of people. My girlfriends will start to be like, oh,
Speaker 5: I really click with this guy. And so the more
Speaker 5: and more dates they go on, the more she's trying
Speaker 5: to feel out, like are you still dating a ton
Speaker 5: of other people? Because I'm so into you now that
Speaker 5: I'm not really And if he is, she'll be like,
Speaker 5: well fuck it. Then if he's not going to commit
Speaker 5: to me, I'm going to keep dating and try and
Speaker 5: make him jealous and hopefully he ends up.
Speaker 2: Committing to me. Oh it's a dating app thing, I've heard.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's a dating app thing. Well, no, like in
Speaker 1: the real like you meet face to face at a
Speaker 1: bar or whatever. I think that that's smart. I'm not
Speaker 1: going to stop going out on dates until we know
Speaker 1: where we're at and we've had that conversation of being exclusive.
Speaker 1: I'm going to remove myself from the market while you're
Speaker 1: like out still marketing yourself.
Speaker 2: No, no, not today, guy.
Speaker 1: Not today. And you know what, men are weird like
Speaker 1: that with the labels. They'll take you home. I mean
Speaker 1: prime example is like Sierra and West from summerhouse taking
Speaker 1: you home to meet mom and dad taking you to
Speaker 1: the friend's weddings, but not a label. It's like, all
Speaker 1: the actions are fine. I'm fine doing all of the
Speaker 1: actions of a boyfriend, but I won't actually give you
Speaker 1: the title of boyfriend.
Speaker 3: Does he peo?
Speaker 1: I think he was sleeping with other people, but I
Speaker 1: co sign on that. I have many friends who are
Speaker 1: like until we have the conversation, because I tell them
Speaker 1: I'm like, why are you still going on dates? Babe?
Speaker 1: You're dating this guy? Like does he know? And she's like,
Speaker 1: we haven't had the conversation, and he doesn't seem to
Speaker 1: be in a place to want to have that conversation.
Speaker 1: So I'll be going out on dates seven days a week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do your thing. By the way, dating sounds exhausting.
Speaker 2: I don't know how people do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't even need speed dating. The way that
Speaker 1: the apps set you up like I have friends.
Speaker 3: If you really want to dating.
Speaker 1: If you're serious about it T T and you really
Speaker 1: want to like take girls out and go and have
Speaker 1: fun and find a relationship, then.
Speaker 3: Yes, all right, which one would you do?
Speaker 1: Bumble? Probably bumble just because I think I like Bumble
Speaker 1: because it's the girl that has to approach me first
Speaker 1: and that takes me interest is there well? And I
Speaker 1: think that would be good for you because you're not
Speaker 1: the aggressor there.
Speaker 3: And that's what I like.
Speaker 4: But that's what I don't have a dating apps because
Speaker 4: all I hear is my buddy's like, yeah.
Speaker 1: Man of the thing, Oh my god, yeah, like a
Speaker 1: little like dogs in heat. Yeah, it's very weird. I
Speaker 1: like it. But also when I give birth and I
Speaker 1: get my body back, I'm going to be out and
Speaker 1: about not saying I'm gonna leave. Please don't lose your
Speaker 1: minds being like you're gonna leave their baby behind the
Speaker 1: outside dick, I'm gonna do it all.
Speaker 4: You are going to do it all, mom, Mom, I
Speaker 4: didn't know how to do it. You're going to be
Speaker 4: a great mother and you're gonna find some great dick
Speaker 4: and you're gonna have a great life.
Speaker 1: I Am going to have a great life. We all are.
Speaker 1: So just if you want to sign up for the
Speaker 1: dating apps now, you totally can. But just know that, like,
Speaker 1: once I get my stellar bod back and a couple
Speaker 1: of connections in this face, put me in coach.
Speaker 2: You're gonna be out there. Yep, just fucking getting.
Speaker 5: It and Easton and I will be behind you all
Speaker 5: the way.
Speaker 2: Lovely, okay, lovely Okay.
Speaker 5: So this one is very common and we just talked
Speaker 5: about this post all the thirst traps, but in this
Speaker 5: I think this is more like thirst trap of yourself
Speaker 5: versus like, you know, like a hot hot bod like butt.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: But I will say, even if like a girl were
Speaker 4: to post something out and about like a lake or
Speaker 4: the ocean, You're like, okay, she's there, but who with right?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I would be I'd be careful with that
Speaker 1: one because it's like I'm posting like her her in
Speaker 1: the photo.
Speaker 4: Or even Yeah, I'm saying like if she were to
Speaker 4: just have like her feet a towel in the beach,
Speaker 4: that's sad.
Speaker 1: Vibes, sad vibe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's got a book probably Oh.
Speaker 3: No, see, I'm thinking like, who is she there.
Speaker 2: With a self help book.
Speaker 3: You are different.
Speaker 1: You're a thirteen year old girl trapped in a thirty
Speaker 1: one year old man's body, and I love it. I'm
Speaker 1: surprised you don't listen to more Taylor Swift. You're very,
Speaker 1: very very kind.
Speaker 3: You are I am. I'm a good guy.
Speaker 1: I feel like you're a very good guy. If a
Speaker 1: girl posts herself at the beach with her little cute toes,
Speaker 1: she's reading a book crying about her.
Speaker 5: Ex, a self help book, and she might have a
Speaker 5: secret wine and like a canteen and it's.
Speaker 3: And she's the type of houseout.
Speaker 1: No, she's got Live Laugh Love in her apartment.
Speaker 5: She sure does no hate on Live Laugh Love if
Speaker 5: you want to sponsor the podcast.
Speaker 1: But however, if she's like taking a picture of her
Speaker 1: bikini that goes a little too far up the bum, yeah,
Speaker 1: then I'm thinking who's taking the pic? Sure, maybe her friend,
Speaker 1: But like, why do you need to wear a thong
Speaker 1: bikini to that beach today?
Speaker 2: It's true?
Speaker 5: Why do you need to Why do you need to
Speaker 5: have your ass out today at the beach?
Speaker 2: Honey?
Speaker 1: Unless you're me, then there's all you bring it out.
Speaker 1: No matter what I was gonna say.
Speaker 5: I was just at the beach this past weekend with
Speaker 5: my brother and I had I don't have any bikini
Speaker 5: bottoms that don't show my ass.
Speaker 1: They just make it a little cuter. Unless you've got
Speaker 1: a BBL. You have to have a bikini that goes
Speaker 1: up the bump.
Speaker 5: No, with a BBL even more show that.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, you have to. No, it's like perky. It's
Speaker 1: like up you wear. You wear the non thongs without
Speaker 1: a BBL. Even if you've got a juicy butt, it
Speaker 1: looks a little flatter, it looks a little bottom heavy.
Speaker 5: Okay, Okay, this is very I feel like this probably
Speaker 5: happens in the jiu jitsu community. Fucked the only guy
Speaker 5: that's ever beat him in a as soon as we
Speaker 5: broke up, that wins the game.
Speaker 2: That's funny. I could see that happening.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because there are a lot of people date within
Speaker 5: the jiu jitsu community, and you go to these comps
Speaker 5: and it's like money's on the line, and then this
Speaker 5: guy kicks your ass and wins whatever ten.
Speaker 3: Grand and then your fiance goes and then your girl.
Speaker 2: Goes and fox him.
Speaker 1: Oh that was oh my Jozelle. Not in the fourth quarter.
Speaker 1: Oh he is.
Speaker 2: He's good like a man though. But here's what.
Speaker 1: I'm confused about. What I feel like the steaks, right,
Speaker 1: the steaks. I need to know what the steaks are
Speaker 1: because when I had sex with this guy's friends slash teammates,
Speaker 1: I I always felt like we were in the gray.
Speaker 2: Oh, like you guys weren't officially together.
Speaker 1: It was like we would get together and then he
Speaker 1: would do something to piss me off, so we'd break up,
Speaker 1: but we would still talk and I would still visit him,
Speaker 1: and I was still like so into him, but I
Speaker 1: felt like we were always in the gray, whether we
Speaker 1: were like official or not. Right, So it was like
Speaker 1: I always felt the need to like any type of
Speaker 1: emotion to get out of him, right, anger, sadness, happiness.
Speaker 1: I didn't give a shit. So if you're like in
Speaker 1: a relationship where you clearly know what the stakes are,
Speaker 1: you clearly know that you two are together, you've got
Speaker 1: your ups and downs, just like couples have. Sleeping with
Speaker 1: a friend, I don't know that I would do well.
Speaker 2: No, this is to make it wasn't the prompt to
Speaker 2: make an ex jealous.
Speaker 1: Or no current current partner or ex.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 5: I'm talking about the current partner, Okay, like just that
Speaker 5: dead see, I think that was as she fell in love.
Speaker 2: I don't think that was each other. No, I heard
Speaker 2: they broke up. Maybe he. I think she ended up
Speaker 2: being promoted to like a very high belt. She may
Speaker 2: not have been ready.
Speaker 5: But we'll save that tea for a jiu jitsu podcast now.
Speaker 2: No, I just heard.
Speaker 5: I heard that sometimes allegedly in jiu jitsu, like maybe
Speaker 5: Ashton Kutcher or Giselle might not be as because it
Speaker 5: takes a lot to get to your belt. It goes white, blue, purple, brown, black,
Speaker 5: what are you? Oh yeah, white?
Speaker 3: So you can pay for a black or something?
Speaker 2: No, you can't pay. But of course, you know there's
Speaker 2: both sides.
Speaker 5: As a celebrity, you know, you're getting a lot of
Speaker 5: private training, so maybe you deserve it.
Speaker 2: But I did see a video of Ashton Kutcher.
Speaker 5: I think he's like a brown belt, which is right
Speaker 5: under black fighting or doing jiu jitsu rolling with someone,
Speaker 5: and I was like, even me, as a white belt,
Speaker 5: I was like, that is a brown belt. So it's like,
Speaker 5: you know, it's basically just like I heard Gazelle's maybe purple,
Speaker 5: which is pretty high. Or maybe she's brown that's like
Speaker 5: under black. I mean, people take years freaking thirty years,
Speaker 5: twenty years, ten years to get your black belt.
Speaker 4: Well maybe for every thirty ass slabs she gets a belt.
Speaker 5: That's true, allegedly allegedly, So anyway, it's interesting.
Speaker 2: So maybe he promoted her, and then I wonder why
Speaker 2: he was out.
Speaker 5: Look if I'm a jiu jitsu coach and I'm single
Speaker 5: and I'm training Giselle and she's into me and you's.
Speaker 3: Cow girling me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she wants to straddling your face and like you, guys,
Speaker 5: it's like a belt made of fabric.
Speaker 1: Like here you go, Oh my gosh, Amazon, literally buy
Speaker 1: one on Amazon.
Speaker 2: You guys sweating again? Am I sweating because I have anxiety?
Speaker 2: Ars at hot in here?
Speaker 1: You think it's right? No, I feel great. It is
Speaker 1: the best I felt with all the podcasts we've ever done.
Speaker 2: See, maybe it's because it's warm in here. Maybe I'm running.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'll take just a screenshot of one kiss his
Speaker 5: brothers brothers, but well, like I have a few, so
Speaker 5: like basically girls just like kissed his brother, made out
Speaker 5: with his brother, flirted, kissed his brother.
Speaker 1: You know what this is like?
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 1: The girl, the girl who was running the the hate
Speaker 1: page reality, von Teese, what is her name? She was
Speaker 1: super hot on Salt Lake and she talks about how
Speaker 1: she had an affair with her husband's brother or something
Speaker 1: more common. Monica, Well, those people you don't want to like.
Speaker 2: Make someone jealous, you want to get back.
Speaker 1: You're trying to put the nail in the coffin, ruin
Speaker 1: his life.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, ruin the family dynamic.
Speaker 1: Ruin the family dynamic.
Speaker 2: Right, that's wild, that's cutthroat.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: We're not judging you, No, we're just trying to.
Speaker 2: Right, you know. But I've never also dated someone that
Speaker 2: I can think of who has a bang and ass brother.
Speaker 1: And also maybe you might have maybe I by the way,
Speaker 1: the game and the rules change when they look really like,
Speaker 1: let's put it this way. If I was like dating
Speaker 1: let's say Cordell Beckham, okay, and he's bringing me to
Speaker 1: family dinners with Odell Beckham and I'm a little saucy,
Speaker 1: I'm sucking his dick, Odell's dick. I hear the table
Speaker 1: and I don't care if I the family dynamic just saying,
Speaker 1: like what family dynamic? Sorry Beckhams, but I'd have to
Speaker 1: be intoxicated, you would. I use I use that as
Speaker 1: because it's like two good looking brothers, but one maybe
Speaker 1: a little bit more than good looking, and you may.
Speaker 2: In our opinion.
Speaker 1: By the way I want to say this is this
Speaker 1: is pre I would have felt this way pre Odell
Speaker 1: dancing to Drake in his car, So that shifted things.
Speaker 2: It was a bit of an ick. It was a
Speaker 2: slight ick. We love you, Odell, but it was a
Speaker 2: little icky.
Speaker 1: Which is fine. I have ick moments all the time.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at an ick.
Speaker 2: Right now the screen.
Speaker 1: Literally every Wednesday. I have an ack moment every time
Speaker 1: I open my podcast age. So it's all good. It's
Speaker 1: all good. I can say these things because I'm pregnant.
Speaker 2: You can once I get out of jail free card. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so you never know, you never know.
Speaker 5: Give them all a podcast should be the thing. Last one,
Speaker 5: this is messy. Babe sent a drunk video to my
Speaker 5: ex of myself making out with some random guy at
Speaker 5: a party on Valentine's Day. I'm sure your boyfriend saw
Speaker 5: that and was like, sweetie, you gotta get to bed.
Speaker 1: Like if I ever did that, my boyfriend would be like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's her, a current boyfriend.
Speaker 2: Her drunk video to my ex of.
Speaker 1: Her making out making out?
Speaker 2: Can you imagine?
Speaker 5: First off, even shooting that video is wild, like making
Speaker 5: out with someone shooting it?
Speaker 2: Number two yucky.
Speaker 1: I don't know that that would make me jealous. If
Speaker 1: someone did that to me, I'd be like, Wow, you
Speaker 1: really like me still a lot.
Speaker 2: And you need you need to get get home.
Speaker 1: We shouldn't want to safely, yeah, safely call an uber please,
Speaker 1: I'll pay for it. I think the way to get
Speaker 1: back at an x truly to make them kind of
Speaker 1: to make them jealous. No contact, go zero contact, never
Speaker 1: watch anything on their page and post you having fun
Speaker 1: and very very like low key I'm with a dude,
Speaker 1: like his hand on the leg whatever it may be,
Speaker 1: Like what my thirst trap with the dawn? What if
Speaker 1: I were trying to make someone jealous? Because that is
Speaker 1: not so shoved into your face. You're posting it for
Speaker 1: the public. It's not like directly to them, you know,
Speaker 1: because to me, if my ex is sending me like
Speaker 1: a picture of his big dick with another girl, I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is so pathetic. The two of you got together
Speaker 1: to send me this photo, like you're bringing her into
Speaker 1: the mess and she's willing. Like it seems like you
Speaker 1: got a real winner, I know, first of all, and
Speaker 1: second of all, like this just goes to show that
Speaker 1: you wish that I was there. Yeah, I'm not jealous.
Speaker 1: I'm actually all good on you now. Yeah, just my
Speaker 1: own thought. No one's done that to me before. No
Speaker 1: no one said that to me. I'd be weirded out.
Speaker 1: I'd be weirded out. I've never done that either. You guys.
Speaker 1: I love that you all are so uh. You guys
Speaker 1: go heavy in the paint when it comes to making
Speaker 1: someone jealous. You know, good for you, be toxic, be toxick,
Speaker 1: you know, no bounds. You're like, just to make him jealous.
Speaker 1: I'm a suck his brother. That's what I'm gonna do.
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