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Speaker 1: another Jubila on the twenties. Me, I'm moving ninety two

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Speaker 1: point five. Hello, Hi, this is Bill Rosewood from the police.

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Speaker 1: I'm looking for Emily. This is she Emily. I've been

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Speaker 1: looking for you. I'm sorry, what is this about? Listen?

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you the opportunity to turn yourself in,

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Speaker 1: or you can tell me where you are and I

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Speaker 1: can come arrest you in the next thirty minutes. Excuse me,

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Speaker 1: arrest me for what I think you know? No, I

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Speaker 1: don't know. Listen. We have surveillance footage of you caught

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Speaker 1: in the act, so you can either tell me where

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Speaker 1: you are or you can come down to the station

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Speaker 1: and turn yourself in. What surveillance footage? What are my

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Speaker 1: cought in the act of doing? Okay? Are you really

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Speaker 1: going to play dumb with me right now? I'm not

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Speaker 1: playing dumb. I'm asking you what you think I've done.

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Speaker 1: I really don't know what the hell is going on? Okay, Okay, fine,

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Speaker 1: I'll play your game. Then we'll play your little game.

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Speaker 1: If you're gonna be like that, let me cut to

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Speaker 1: the chase. You recently purchased some makeup at department store

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Speaker 1: last Tuesday. Yeah, correct, Okay, so you say that that

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Speaker 1: is true. You admit that you did that. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: purchased makeup. Yes, okay, And while the sales clerk's back

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Speaker 1: was turned, we have video footage of you putting a

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Speaker 1: brand new eyeliner container in your purse. That is called shoplifting. Hello,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, No, You've got this totally wrong. Sounds

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Speaker 1: like I've got you red handed. That is called shoplifting.

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Speaker 1: What you did? Score one for the good guys. You

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Speaker 1: can either turn yourself in or I'm gonna come and

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Speaker 1: get you what your problem is. While you're getting so

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Speaker 1: excited about this, this isn't funny. I didn't suose. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm getting excited because you tried to lie to me,

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Speaker 1: and then I got your hook line and sinker. You

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Speaker 1: are busted. I busted taking a free That is not

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Speaker 1: a free gift, ma'am. You purposely distracted the sales clerk

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Speaker 1: and then stole some eyeliner. Boom, got you again? What

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Speaker 1: are you going to announce her for a basketball ship.

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Speaker 1: You're yelling at me and you're not even listening to me.

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Speaker 1: Tell you that I didn't steal anything. What's your badge number?

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Speaker 1: Because that's just what you're doing. It's super unprofessional. Before

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Speaker 1: I give you that, I do want to let you

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Speaker 1: know the department store is planning on prosecuting. Okay, they

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Speaker 1: don't take this kind of thing, lightly prosecuting woman David

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Speaker 1: to me, she said it was a gift. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: you expect me to believe that you were buying some

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Speaker 1: makeup and they just gave you a gift. Yes, I

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Speaker 1: already told you that. Yes, it happens all the time. Okay, Okay.

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Speaker 1: You know how much makeup I've bought in my lifetime

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Speaker 1: and I've never received a free gift, not once. Okay?

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Speaker 1: That funny? Is that funny? Is something funny? No, it's

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Speaker 1: not funny at all, obviously, Okay, because I was just

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Speaker 1: talking about how I like to put on lipstick from

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Speaker 1: time to time and I've never been given a free one. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's really weird and I don't need to know that.

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Speaker 1: And you're still accusing me of a crime. And that's

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Speaker 1: complete full I have you on video taking the eyeliner,

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Speaker 1: and I'm just saying, look, I wear a lipstick from

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Speaker 1: time to time. I put on eyeshadow too, and I've

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Speaker 1: never been given a free one every I WoT I

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Speaker 1: would love some free makeup. You know, expensive biz, Why

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Speaker 1: are you telling me about the makeup that you wear?

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Speaker 1: Has nothing to do with what you're accusing, because I'm

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Speaker 1: just telling you that I have proof and I know

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Speaker 1: that they don't give away free samples like that because

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Speaker 1: I buy a lot of makeup because I like to

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Speaker 1: sit at home and look pretty just like other girls do.

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Speaker 1: M Yeah, maybe we need to talk to someone else

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Speaker 1: about your personal stuff. Okay, I still need to talk

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Speaker 1: to your supervisor. Just because I'm an officer of the

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Speaker 1: law doesn't mean that I can't sit at home and

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Speaker 1: watch cast a black em put on lipstick. Give me

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Speaker 1: your supervisor's name, weirdo. Right now, I can't because this

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Speaker 1: is a prank phone call. Yeah, this is actually Jewel

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Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewel in the Morning doing a phone

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Speaker 1: tap on you. Wait, the police are non in evolved

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Speaker 1: for no, your friend Annie set you up. It's a joke.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, thank god that was a joke because

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Speaker 1: that was feel weird. Seriously, though, what kind of eyeshadow

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Speaker 1: were you buying? I'm just curious. Oh um, I was saying,

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Speaker 1: like a pack that has a couple of different shades.

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Speaker 1: Oh my girl, I love that one. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: You're ridiculous. Wake up every morning with weekday Morning on

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Speaker 1: the twenty five