WEBVTT -  2nd Date Update PODCAST: Taken For A Ride 

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<v Speaker 1>Jewels second dat Day. Everybody knows that every successful first

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<v Speaker 1>date should start with a prank. You know, when you

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<v Speaker 1>pick her up and you get to the restaurant, if

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<v Speaker 1>there's some stairs whoops tripped you. And then before you

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<v Speaker 1>sit down at the table, of course you got to

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<v Speaker 1>pull the chair out from underneath her before she sits down. Sure,

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<v Speaker 1>you might break a couple of bones, but at least

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<v Speaker 1>she knows you've got a funny bone that is fully intact.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's what Travis did. I guess on his first date.

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<v Speaker 1>He tried to play a prank and maybe it didn't

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<v Speaker 1>work out well for him because he's not going to

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<v Speaker 1>have a call back. What's up, Travis? How are you? Hey? Guys?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, and you still think it's funny. Listen

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<v Speaker 1>to you laugh, I mean, hearing you introduce it that way,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, yeah, it is a good way to

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<v Speaker 1>start a sent her to the hospital. Awesome. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>if she doesn't laugh at it, then she's not the

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<v Speaker 1>one for you right now. The prank that you described

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<v Speaker 1>in your email wasn't quite as good as the pranks

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<v Speaker 1>that I described, but it wasn't like a full contact prank. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's good. That's maybe where you went wrong. Maybe. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>so tell us about your prank before we get into

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<v Speaker 1>the rest of the day. So I picked her up

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<v Speaker 1>and I drove her to a Taco Bell drive through. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>that's actually kind of funny, Like you made her think

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<v Speaker 1>that that's where you guys were going to dinner. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, so we're here, you know, pick

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<v Speaker 1>whatever you want. That's pretty funny. What's her name? Heather?

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<v Speaker 1>And did she laugh? You know, it was a little chuckle.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, I don't think she thought it was

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<v Speaker 1>as funny as I did. I think you still think

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<v Speaker 1>it's hilarious. She didn't get it. Yeah, wait, how did

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<v Speaker 1>you guys meet? Oh? I'm dating app Oh yeah, so

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<v Speaker 1>she probably didn't think it was a joke. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the thing. The bar is set so low. She's

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<v Speaker 1>like another one. Is that like a realistic thing that

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<v Speaker 1>would happen? I feel like from the stories we hear

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<v Speaker 1>of people who use tender and stuff, Yeah, it definitely

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<v Speaker 1>could be a real thing that she was pretty freaked out.

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<v Speaker 1>So you did actually take her on a real date though, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, what did you guys do? Oh? We just

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<v Speaker 1>went out for drinks and had a nice dinner Italian stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't know, it was really great. She's she's gorgeous, honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>like the from her picture. I was super excited. So

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<v Speaker 1>I got reservations a nice place and we had a

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<v Speaker 1>good time and I paid for everything. And actually I

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<v Speaker 1>like to tip big whenever I'm on a date. And uh,

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<v Speaker 1>but to show off, to show that you like have

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<v Speaker 1>enough money, or just because yeah you're that guy, and

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<v Speaker 1>you like hold it over towards her so that she

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<v Speaker 1>can see how much you're writing down. Again, I sort

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<v Speaker 1>of made it out to be like a joke, but

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<v Speaker 1>I actually, yeah, you made it out like a joke, said,

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<v Speaker 1>you actually joke with her about the tip, Like yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like, oh, you know, I'll take care of my people,

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<v Speaker 1>they take care of me. You know. Just how much

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<v Speaker 1>did you tip? Uh? It was generous. I think it

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<v Speaker 1>was around like sixty WHOA through with the joke? Dang well,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I started off going the other ways. I

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<v Speaker 1>had the kind of right let her know. That's probably

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<v Speaker 1>only good if your waiters a dude, though, because if

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<v Speaker 1>it's a she might think you're hitting on her, being

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<v Speaker 1>like I'm gonna give her such a big tip, she's

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<v Speaker 1>always gonna remember me. Yeah, there's a gray area. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Well was your waiter a dude? Yes? Okay, okay? Cool?

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<v Speaker 1>So wait, were you the guy on the day? I

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<v Speaker 1>mean it sounds like you're kind of a jokester, right,

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<v Speaker 1>I like this, I like that fun. Is it natural

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<v Speaker 1>or is it pretty put on? Because maybe she got

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<v Speaker 1>tired of it. I mean, maybe that's a reason why

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<v Speaker 1>she wasn't calling you back. Maybe there's no like turning.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no off switch. There's no off switch with you,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, always on? Okay, how did the date end?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it wasn't the like entire outcome that I expected.

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<v Speaker 1>I was kind of hoping, you know, for a kiss

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<v Speaker 1>or something or bite me in or I didn't get

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<v Speaker 1>any of that. Okay. Plans, I mean, did you make

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<v Speaker 1>plans they see each other again? I mean I tried,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I even called her as soon as she

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<v Speaker 1>shut the door, but I couldn't really get you called

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<v Speaker 1>her as soon as she shut the door. Where you

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<v Speaker 1>attempting to be funny with that, I just, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>just like, oh after thought kind of thing. Um kind

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<v Speaker 1>of played it off that way, but I didn't get

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<v Speaker 1>a chance about it. She didn't answer no, Has she

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<v Speaker 1>answered anything? No? Yeah, maybe she's playing a prank on you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't ever want to see you again. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>if that's what she's doing, pretty funny. Yeah, it is,

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<v Speaker 1>except that she never calls you back. Yeah, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>that wouldn't be good. But I mean if she's really

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<v Speaker 1>kind of that way, it's I respect it. I like

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<v Speaker 1>her even more. All Right, Well, we'll play a song

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<v Speaker 1>and then come back and get your second date update.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, okay, all right, man, hang on fucking jubil

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning. We've got a listener named Travis on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone for a second date update right now. And

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<v Speaker 1>he described his date as beautiful. That's the girl he

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<v Speaker 1>wants to call to day. Her name's Heather. But I

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<v Speaker 1>was more interested in how Travis described himself. He said

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<v Speaker 1>he's a dude without an off switch. He's just always on.

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<v Speaker 1>And he even played a practical joke on his date

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<v Speaker 1>when he picked her up. He took her by Taco

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<v Speaker 1>Bell through the drive through and then was like, this

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<v Speaker 1>is dinner and then he was like, no, it's not.

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<v Speaker 1>And then they went to a regular dinner and he

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<v Speaker 1>said they had a good time. He didn't get a

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<v Speaker 1>kiss at the end of the night, and she hasn't

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<v Speaker 1>answered any of his calls. Really, Travis, why are you

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<v Speaker 1>so on all the time? Like why why don't you

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<v Speaker 1>just ease off the gas a little bit once in

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<v Speaker 1>a while. I mean, that's just who I am. And

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<v Speaker 1>women really respond to it. It's really like yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>or they don't play it back. But yeah, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>that means I'm guessing that you've pulled this taco bell

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<v Speaker 1>prank before with other women. I mean sometimes it's Wendy's okay. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>You can never telegraph your jokes like that, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm saying. So, wait, does that mean you're doing

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<v Speaker 1>it every time you take someone out on the date?

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<v Speaker 1>It depends if it's like a dating app date, Yeah, okay, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>the other ones that you meet in person, you got

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<v Speaker 1>a different prank for them. Depends on the situation. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>usually sometimes he's not driving so he can't do it.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's what it really sounds like I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>a master of surprise. That's who I am. All right, well,

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<v Speaker 1>let's surprise Heather right now and call her and see

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<v Speaker 1>if we can get you a second date. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, here we go. Hi is this Heather? This

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<v Speaker 1>is her? Hey Heather? How are you? This is Jewbil

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<v Speaker 1>from brook and Jewil in the Morning. I'm well, who

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<v Speaker 1>aren't you again? Jewbil from brook and Jewil in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a radio show. Okay, and what did you calling

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<v Speaker 1>him about? Well, I'm calling you today because one of

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<v Speaker 1>our listeners actually sent us an email wanting to get

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<v Speaker 1>a hold of you. Ken. You hold on for a second.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm on the toilet. That is maybe the most honest

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<v Speaker 1>response I've ever gotten to that information. Sorry for the

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<v Speaker 1>bad timing. Yeah, hold on, Okay, I'm good. So what's

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<v Speaker 1>going on? Well, I just want to make sure everything's

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<v Speaker 1>cool over there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm good. I'm all right.

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<v Speaker 1>One of our listeners send us an email because you

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<v Speaker 1>went out on a date with them and now you

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<v Speaker 1>won't call them back. So they thought maybe we could

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<v Speaker 1>help figure out why. Oh it's called the second date

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<v Speaker 1>up this where if you go out on a date

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<v Speaker 1>with somebody and then end up blowing them off. They

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<v Speaker 1>can email us to get you on the phone and

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<v Speaker 1>see if we can figure out what happened, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>since you won't talk to them. Is his name Travis, Yes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it is Travis. Yeah. Travis just doesn't quit, does he?

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<v Speaker 1>Kind of a cookie guy who's always on. So how

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<v Speaker 1>he described himself at least, I mean I didn't see

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<v Speaker 1>it as that, but maybe he would describe himself that way.

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<v Speaker 1>Would How would you see him then? Oh, my goodness,

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<v Speaker 1>he was just sort of obnoxious and pretentious and a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit like controlling, I don't know, pretentious and terrible,

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<v Speaker 1>pretentious and controlling. I didn't get that from him. Well

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<v Speaker 1>you weren't the one on the date with him, like

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<v Speaker 1>I was, Yeah, not yet, not yet? Ye, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. He sounded nice to me. We'd talked

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<v Speaker 1>to him about your date and he thought you guys

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<v Speaker 1>had fun. Oh my gosh, is he like delusional? I

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<v Speaker 1>mean apparently he is, because honestly, when we asked him, like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>why wouldn't she be calling you back? He was totally clueless.

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<v Speaker 1>Well did he tell you about his precious car, his

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<v Speaker 1>tesla that he just got Oh no, he's a Tesla guy.

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<v Speaker 1>He didn't tell you about it, Like that's all he

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<v Speaker 1>talked about the whole night. Really really, So is he

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<v Speaker 1>just obsessed with his Tesla? Yes, he wouldn't stop talking

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<v Speaker 1>about it, showing me all the features and how cool

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<v Speaker 1>it is. And I'm like, okay, I get it, Like

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<v Speaker 1>you get a new car, you know you're excited about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I was going to give him the benefit of the

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<v Speaker 1>doubt at first, because you know, if I get a

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<v Speaker 1>new car, probably be happy about it too. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>those are cool cars and a lot of people get

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<v Speaker 1>to go in him, right, So it was nice to

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<v Speaker 1>get to ride him one, I guess. But then we

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<v Speaker 1>get to the restaurant and he's still just concerned about

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<v Speaker 1>his car. Like I was picking out things I wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to order, because he was asking me, well, what are

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<v Speaker 1>you going to get? What do you think about getting?

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<v Speaker 1>And at first time one the Margharita pizza and he

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<v Speaker 1>was like, no, no, you'll get stuff all over your

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<v Speaker 1>hands and it could get in my car. Why don't

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<v Speaker 1>you get something he's a fork, don't get finger food?

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<v Speaker 1>You may ruin the Tesla. Yeah, yeah, Like I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know how I'm going to get food from the restaurant

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<v Speaker 1>into your Car's not like we're eating in your car,

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<v Speaker 1>but that would make me want to order the Margharita pizza.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I'd be like, oh, yeah, I almost did, because

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<v Speaker 1>then every suggestion I made after that he kept like

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<v Speaker 1>vetoing it. He didn't want me to get the lobster

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<v Speaker 1>ling Gueenie because he was like, well, that's really greasy,

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<v Speaker 1>going to grease up the seats of his tesla because

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<v Speaker 1>you get some sort of greasy food. Well not just that,

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<v Speaker 1>but he thought that the smell of the lobster would

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<v Speaker 1>somehow get into the leather seats of his car, and

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<v Speaker 1>that his card to smell like lobster, as you think

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna take a bath in lobster instead of I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, I guess hoping on And why is this

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<v Speaker 1>guy even dating? It sounds like he's in love with

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<v Speaker 1>his car. No one will ever match it, right, he

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<v Speaker 1>didn't even want garlic bread like. He sent the garlic

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<v Speaker 1>bread back because it was too buttery. Man, So basically,

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<v Speaker 1>this dude should not be doing anything because it could

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<v Speaker 1>possibly maybe ruin his teslas. Yeah, it was. It was

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<v Speaker 1>really really weird. And really controlling too him, like you

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<v Speaker 1>can't tell me what I can eat and what I

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<v Speaker 1>can't eat. Like I was really put off, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, I just want the date to be over

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<v Speaker 1>at this point. Would the date have gotten better if

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<v Speaker 1>he let you order whatever you want and then called

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<v Speaker 1>you an uber so you didn't stick up his seats?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that would have been terrible too. Yeah, look at

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<v Speaker 1>you finding a solution to make everybody happy to all right,

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<v Speaker 1>date's done. I'll meet you somewhere else. Just you got

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<v Speaker 1>to get an uber. Can't drive in my car anymore

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<v Speaker 1>because you ordered the lobster, all right, garlic Bred. It

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<v Speaker 1>was literally the worst date ever ever? Wow? Ever, how

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<v Speaker 1>is how is that possible? Who's that? Well, Heather, that's Travis.

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<v Speaker 1>He's actually on the other line listening and apparently couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>wait to talk to you. Oh thank god he heard

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<v Speaker 1>the whole thing. Yeah, I heard everything. Well, now you

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<v Speaker 1>know why I haven't called you back. Yeah, Heather, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>have you know that. The Tesla, it's like it's the

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<v Speaker 1>most technologically advanced car and that's even being made. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god. People wait, people wait for years to

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<v Speaker 1>get their Testla, like they play to order them. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but why I get that, But like, why do you

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<v Speaker 1>have to control what I eat because you're that concerned.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's not just that I was controlling what

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<v Speaker 1>ye I was controlling what I eat too. I was

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<v Speaker 1>like any food to any of the food. I think,

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<v Speaker 1>a greasy chocolate note, coffee, nothing that can make some

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<v Speaker 1>kind of stain does not get to go in my testla.

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<v Speaker 1>So you don't bring the food into the car, but

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<v Speaker 1>you can eat it in a restaurant. You gotta really

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<v Speaker 1>wash up good, you know? Are you are you listening

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<v Speaker 1>to what she's saying. I mean, at first you went

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<v Speaker 1>from like the guy who can't stop bragging about his car,

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<v Speaker 1>and then he went to the guy who's like weirdly

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<v Speaker 1>controlling about his vehicle. Honestly, you sound like someone that

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't own one hundred and twenty thousand dollars car. You're

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<v Speaker 1>very right when you haven't twenty go to Corolla, you're

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<v Speaker 1>not complaining about people eating it. But you know, when

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<v Speaker 1>you have a beautiful tesla like I do, it's it's

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<v Speaker 1>a different story. I mean, you're crazy. You made me

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<v Speaker 1>wash my hands twice to make sure that I was

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<v Speaker 1>clean enough to enter your car. I mean, listen, I

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<v Speaker 1>picked you up. I paid for everything. I tipped pretty generously,

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<v Speaker 1>and I think, you know, using a couple of wet

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<v Speaker 1>naps before and after dinner, like that's not a big ask.

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<v Speaker 1>So what you're saying that she owes you the hand

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<v Speaker 1>washing because you paid for everything. Did I mention my

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<v Speaker 1>car costs one hundred and twenty thousand dollars? No, I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think you said that. Travis. Definitely, that's like

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<v Speaker 1>a beach cottage. Yeah, I guess, well, yeah, I guess

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't be like a beach cottage somewhere or a

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<v Speaker 1>mansion in Detroit. I don't know. That's a lot of money, though,

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<v Speaker 1>I agree, but a lot of money. But I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think you're gonna have a lot of people that want

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<v Speaker 1>to ride in your car if they can't do anything.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's simple. You just you know, you clean up,

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<v Speaker 1>You don't make sure nothing smells, make sure you didn't

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<v Speaker 1>eat anything that smells, truly, you wash your hand I

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<v Speaker 1>mean it's a very expensive car. Yeah we got that, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>Not only are you not gonna want to have people

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<v Speaker 1>write it, you know you're not gonna have anyone that

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<v Speaker 1>wants to date you because you that's all you talk

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<v Speaker 1>about is how much money you paid for a damn car.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not a matter of money, it's a matter of respect.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you respected me or this beautiful machine, you

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't bring your filthy hands in there. That's all filthy hands, Travis.

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<v Speaker 1>You made me eat a salad like with a fourth

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<v Speaker 1>light dressing. There's no way I was getting anything filthy

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<v Speaker 1>into your car. You're just being super paranoid and crazy. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>vinegarrette is pretty tough to get out, that's all I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, apology from Travis. Heather. Would you like

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<v Speaker 1>to go out with Travis again on a second day? No?

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely sure, because we'll pay for it. Positive. No, Please,

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<v Speaker 1>don't waste your money. Sorry Travis. No second day? Yeah, listen, Heather,

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<v Speaker 1>this is your loss. I liked you. I had them

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<v Speaker 1>call you. I called the radio and had them get

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<v Speaker 1>in touch with you because I really wanted to hear

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<v Speaker 1>from you again. Do you know what? You blew it?

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<v Speaker 1>Because you could have a chance to ride my car

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<v Speaker 1>anytime you want. Well, the ship is sailed, you know what.

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<v Speaker 1>I think. I'm gonna be just fine, that's all. Cleared

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<v Speaker 1>up and thank you guys for actually having me on

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<v Speaker 1>the radio, so that he knows now why I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>going to call him back and he could stop trying. Okay, well,

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<v Speaker 1>stay strong, don't have any regrets. Hey, maybe I'll see

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<v Speaker 1>you at the bus stop. Loser in the Morning text

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<v Speaker 1>it at seven eighty five to nine two says, I

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<v Speaker 1>wonder if that guy farts in his car or he

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<v Speaker 1>stops and gets out every time he's a part And

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<v Speaker 1>that is a good question. Broken Jewel in the Morning,

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<v Speaker 1>talking about today's second date update. This dude Travis wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to call girl name Heather. They went out on a

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<v Speaker 1>date and he didn't get a kiss at the end

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<v Speaker 1>of night or anything. He was wondering why she wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>calling back. Well, we got her on the phone and

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<v Speaker 1>found out she wasn't calling back because when they went

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<v Speaker 1>to eat, he wouldn't let her order. Well, he told

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<v Speaker 1>her not to order anything really on the menu other

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<v Speaker 1>than like a salad because he didn't want her getting

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<v Speaker 1>her hands greasy or smelling like lobster or anything else

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<v Speaker 1>that could potentially ruin the new tesla that he got. It.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it possible to transfer a smell of lobster Linguini

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<v Speaker 1>into a car if you don't actually have the food

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<v Speaker 1>in the car. Think so, But he wasn't taking that risk,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess so. Anyway, she said she didn't want to

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<v Speaker 1>go out with him again because he's ridiculous about his car.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember if you want to do a second date update,

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<v Speaker 1>all have to do his email the show and we

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<v Speaker 1>will call the person who didn't call you back, hopefully

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<v Speaker 1>giving away another trip to Vegas with Vegas heartbreak or

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<v Speaker 1>heart attack. At eight to ten,