Speaker 1: Need Leasic trust the experienced team at the Leasic Center
Speaker 1: at Evergreen Eye Center. No glasses, no contacts, no limits.
Speaker 1: What will you do lesic at Evergreen dot com Rooking
Speaker 1: Jewels second dat Day. Everybody knows that every successful first
Speaker 1: date should start with a prank. You know, when you
Speaker 1: pick her up and you get to the restaurant, if
Speaker 1: there's some stairs whoops tripped you. And then before you
Speaker 1: sit down at the table, of course you got to
Speaker 1: pull the chair out from underneath her before she sits down. Sure,
Speaker 1: you might break a couple of bones, but at least
Speaker 1: she knows you've got a funny bone that is fully intact.
Speaker 1: And that's what Travis did. I guess on his first date.
Speaker 1: He tried to play a prank and maybe it didn't
Speaker 1: work out well for him because he's not going to
Speaker 1: have a call back. What's up, Travis? How are you? Hey? Guys?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, and you still think it's funny. Listen
Speaker 1: to you laugh, I mean, hearing you introduce it that way,
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, it is a good way to
Speaker 1: start a sent her to the hospital. Awesome. I mean
Speaker 1: if she doesn't laugh at it, then she's not the
Speaker 1: one for you right now. The prank that you described
Speaker 1: in your email wasn't quite as good as the pranks
Speaker 1: that I described, but it wasn't like a full contact prank. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: that's good. That's maybe where you went wrong. Maybe. All right,
Speaker 1: so tell us about your prank before we get into
Speaker 1: the rest of the day. So I picked her up
Speaker 1: and I drove her to a Taco Bell drive through. Oh,
Speaker 1: that's actually kind of funny, Like you made her think
Speaker 1: that that's where you guys were going to dinner. Yes,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, so we're here, you know, pick
Speaker 1: whatever you want. That's pretty funny. What's her name? Heather?
Speaker 1: And did she laugh? You know, it was a little chuckle.
Speaker 1: But you know, I don't think she thought it was
Speaker 1: as funny as I did. I think you still think
Speaker 1: it's hilarious. She didn't get it. Yeah, wait, how did
Speaker 1: you guys meet? Oh? I'm dating app Oh yeah, so
Speaker 1: she probably didn't think it was a joke. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's the thing. The bar is set so low. She's
Speaker 1: like another one. Is that like a realistic thing that
Speaker 1: would happen? I feel like from the stories we hear
Speaker 1: of people who use tender and stuff, Yeah, it definitely
Speaker 1: could be a real thing that she was pretty freaked out.
Speaker 1: So you did actually take her on a real date though, Yes,
Speaker 1: all right, what did you guys do? Oh? We just
Speaker 1: went out for drinks and had a nice dinner Italian stuff,
Speaker 1: and I don't know, it was really great. She's she's gorgeous, honestly,
Speaker 1: like the from her picture. I was super excited. So
Speaker 1: I got reservations a nice place and we had a
Speaker 1: good time and I paid for everything. And actually I
Speaker 1: like to tip big whenever I'm on a date. And uh,
Speaker 1: but to show off, to show that you like have
Speaker 1: enough money, or just because yeah you're that guy, and
Speaker 1: you like hold it over towards her so that she
Speaker 1: can see how much you're writing down. Again, I sort
Speaker 1: of made it out to be like a joke, but
Speaker 1: I actually, yeah, you made it out like a joke, said,
Speaker 1: you actually joke with her about the tip, Like yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, you know, I'll take care of my people,
Speaker 1: they take care of me. You know. Just how much
Speaker 1: did you tip? Uh? It was generous. I think it
Speaker 1: was around like sixty WHOA through with the joke? Dang well,
Speaker 1: I mean I started off going the other ways. I
Speaker 1: had the kind of right let her know. That's probably
Speaker 1: only good if your waiters a dude, though, because if
Speaker 1: it's a she might think you're hitting on her, being
Speaker 1: like I'm gonna give her such a big tip, she's
Speaker 1: always gonna remember me. Yeah, there's a gray area. Okay,
Speaker 1: Well was your waiter a dude? Yes? Okay, okay? Cool?
Speaker 1: So wait, were you the guy on the day? I
Speaker 1: mean it sounds like you're kind of a jokester, right,
Speaker 1: I like this, I like that fun. Is it natural
Speaker 1: or is it pretty put on? Because maybe she got
Speaker 1: tired of it. I mean, maybe that's a reason why
Speaker 1: she wasn't calling you back. Maybe there's no like turning.
Speaker 1: There's no off switch. There's no off switch with you,
Speaker 1: all right, always on? Okay, how did the date end?
Speaker 1: I mean it wasn't the like entire outcome that I expected.
Speaker 1: I was kind of hoping, you know, for a kiss
Speaker 1: or something or bite me in or I didn't get
Speaker 1: any of that. Okay. Plans, I mean, did you make
Speaker 1: plans they see each other again? I mean I tried,
Speaker 1: you know, I even called her as soon as she
Speaker 1: shut the door, but I couldn't really get you called
Speaker 1: her as soon as she shut the door. Where you
Speaker 1: attempting to be funny with that, I just, you know,
Speaker 1: just like, oh after thought kind of thing. Um kind
Speaker 1: of played it off that way, but I didn't get
Speaker 1: a chance about it. She didn't answer no, Has she
Speaker 1: answered anything? No? Yeah, maybe she's playing a prank on you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't ever want to see you again. I mean,
Speaker 1: if that's what she's doing, pretty funny. Yeah, it is,
Speaker 1: except that she never calls you back. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: that wouldn't be good. But I mean if she's really
Speaker 1: kind of that way, it's I respect it. I like
Speaker 1: her even more. All Right, Well, we'll play a song
Speaker 1: and then come back and get your second date update.
Speaker 1: All right, okay, all right, man, hang on fucking jubil
Speaker 1: in the morning. We've got a listener named Travis on
Speaker 1: the phone for a second date update right now. And
Speaker 1: he described his date as beautiful. That's the girl he
Speaker 1: wants to call to day. Her name's Heather. But I
Speaker 1: was more interested in how Travis described himself. He said
Speaker 1: he's a dude without an off switch. He's just always on.
Speaker 1: And he even played a practical joke on his date
Speaker 1: when he picked her up. He took her by Taco
Speaker 1: Bell through the drive through and then was like, this
Speaker 1: is dinner and then he was like, no, it's not.
Speaker 1: And then they went to a regular dinner and he
Speaker 1: said they had a good time. He didn't get a
Speaker 1: kiss at the end of the night, and she hasn't
Speaker 1: answered any of his calls. Really, Travis, why are you
Speaker 1: so on all the time? Like why why don't you
Speaker 1: just ease off the gas a little bit once in
Speaker 1: a while. I mean, that's just who I am. And
Speaker 1: women really respond to it. It's really like yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: or they don't play it back. But yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: that means I'm guessing that you've pulled this taco bell
Speaker 1: prank before with other women. I mean sometimes it's Wendy's okay. Yeah.
Speaker 1: You can never telegraph your jokes like that, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. So, wait, does that mean you're doing
Speaker 1: it every time you take someone out on the date?
Speaker 1: It depends if it's like a dating app date, Yeah, okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: the other ones that you meet in person, you got
Speaker 1: a different prank for them. Depends on the situation. But yeah,
Speaker 1: usually sometimes he's not driving so he can't do it.
Speaker 1: I think it's what it really sounds like I'm just
Speaker 1: a master of surprise. That's who I am. All right, well,
Speaker 1: let's surprise Heather right now and call her and see
Speaker 1: if we can get you a second date. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, here we go. Hi is this Heather? This
Speaker 1: is her? Hey Heather? How are you? This is Jewbil
Speaker 1: from brook and Jewil in the Morning. I'm well, who
Speaker 1: aren't you again? Jewbil from brook and Jewil in the Morning.
Speaker 1: It's a radio show. Okay, and what did you calling
Speaker 1: him about? Well, I'm calling you today because one of
Speaker 1: our listeners actually sent us an email wanting to get
Speaker 1: a hold of you. Ken. You hold on for a second.
Speaker 1: I'm on the toilet. That is maybe the most honest
Speaker 1: response I've ever gotten to that information. Sorry for the
Speaker 1: bad timing. Yeah, hold on, Okay, I'm good. So what's
Speaker 1: going on? Well, I just want to make sure everything's
Speaker 1: cool over there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm good. I'm all right.
Speaker 1: One of our listeners send us an email because you
Speaker 1: went out on a date with them and now you
Speaker 1: won't call them back. So they thought maybe we could
Speaker 1: help figure out why. Oh it's called the second date
Speaker 1: up this where if you go out on a date
Speaker 1: with somebody and then end up blowing them off. They
Speaker 1: can email us to get you on the phone and
Speaker 1: see if we can figure out what happened, you know,
Speaker 1: since you won't talk to them. Is his name Travis, Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: it is Travis. Yeah. Travis just doesn't quit, does he?
Speaker 1: Kind of a cookie guy who's always on. So how
Speaker 1: he described himself at least, I mean I didn't see
Speaker 1: it as that, but maybe he would describe himself that way.
Speaker 1: Would How would you see him then? Oh, my goodness,
Speaker 1: he was just sort of obnoxious and pretentious and a
Speaker 1: little bit like controlling, I don't know, pretentious and terrible,
Speaker 1: pretentious and controlling. I didn't get that from him. Well
Speaker 1: you weren't the one on the date with him, like
Speaker 1: I was, Yeah, not yet, not yet? Ye, all right,
Speaker 1: I don't know. He sounded nice to me. We'd talked
Speaker 1: to him about your date and he thought you guys
Speaker 1: had fun. Oh my gosh, is he like delusional? I
Speaker 1: mean apparently he is, because honestly, when we asked him, like, well,
Speaker 1: why wouldn't she be calling you back? He was totally clueless.
Speaker 1: Well did he tell you about his precious car, his
Speaker 1: tesla that he just got Oh no, he's a Tesla guy.
Speaker 1: He didn't tell you about it, Like that's all he
Speaker 1: talked about the whole night. Really really, So is he
Speaker 1: just obsessed with his Tesla? Yes, he wouldn't stop talking
Speaker 1: about it, showing me all the features and how cool
Speaker 1: it is. And I'm like, okay, I get it, Like
Speaker 1: you get a new car, you know you're excited about it.
Speaker 1: I was going to give him the benefit of the
Speaker 1: doubt at first, because you know, if I get a
Speaker 1: new car, probably be happy about it too. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: those are cool cars and a lot of people get
Speaker 1: to go in him, right, So it was nice to
Speaker 1: get to ride him one, I guess. But then we
Speaker 1: get to the restaurant and he's still just concerned about
Speaker 1: his car. Like I was picking out things I wanted
Speaker 1: to order, because he was asking me, well, what are
Speaker 1: you going to get? What do you think about getting?
Speaker 1: And at first time one the Margharita pizza and he
Speaker 1: was like, no, no, you'll get stuff all over your
Speaker 1: hands and it could get in my car. Why don't
Speaker 1: you get something he's a fork, don't get finger food?
Speaker 1: You may ruin the Tesla. Yeah, yeah, Like I don't
Speaker 1: know how I'm going to get food from the restaurant
Speaker 1: into your Car's not like we're eating in your car,
Speaker 1: but that would make me want to order the Margharita pizza.
Speaker 1: Then I'd be like, oh, yeah, I almost did, because
Speaker 1: then every suggestion I made after that he kept like
Speaker 1: vetoing it. He didn't want me to get the lobster
Speaker 1: ling Gueenie because he was like, well, that's really greasy,
Speaker 1: going to grease up the seats of his tesla because
Speaker 1: you get some sort of greasy food. Well not just that,
Speaker 1: but he thought that the smell of the lobster would
Speaker 1: somehow get into the leather seats of his car, and
Speaker 1: that his card to smell like lobster, as you think
Speaker 1: you're gonna take a bath in lobster instead of I
Speaker 1: don't know, I guess hoping on And why is this
Speaker 1: guy even dating? It sounds like he's in love with
Speaker 1: his car. No one will ever match it, right, he
Speaker 1: didn't even want garlic bread like. He sent the garlic
Speaker 1: bread back because it was too buttery. Man, So basically,
Speaker 1: this dude should not be doing anything because it could
Speaker 1: possibly maybe ruin his teslas. Yeah, it was. It was
Speaker 1: really really weird. And really controlling too him, like you
Speaker 1: can't tell me what I can eat and what I
Speaker 1: can't eat. Like I was really put off, and I
Speaker 1: was like, I just want the date to be over
Speaker 1: at this point. Would the date have gotten better if
Speaker 1: he let you order whatever you want and then called
Speaker 1: you an uber so you didn't stick up his seats?
Speaker 1: Oh that would have been terrible too. Yeah, look at
Speaker 1: you finding a solution to make everybody happy to all right,
Speaker 1: date's done. I'll meet you somewhere else. Just you got
Speaker 1: to get an uber. Can't drive in my car anymore
Speaker 1: because you ordered the lobster, all right, garlic Bred. It
Speaker 1: was literally the worst date ever ever? Wow? Ever, how
Speaker 1: is how is that possible? Who's that? Well, Heather, that's Travis.
Speaker 1: He's actually on the other line listening and apparently couldn't
Speaker 1: wait to talk to you. Oh thank god he heard
Speaker 1: the whole thing. Yeah, I heard everything. Well, now you
Speaker 1: know why I haven't called you back. Yeah, Heather, I'll
Speaker 1: have you know that. The Tesla, it's like it's the
Speaker 1: most technologically advanced car and that's even being made. Like,
Speaker 1: oh my god. People wait, people wait for years to
Speaker 1: get their Testla, like they play to order them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but why I get that, But like, why do you
Speaker 1: have to control what I eat because you're that concerned.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not just that I was controlling what
Speaker 1: ye I was controlling what I eat too. I was
Speaker 1: like any food to any of the food. I think,
Speaker 1: a greasy chocolate note, coffee, nothing that can make some
Speaker 1: kind of stain does not get to go in my testla.
Speaker 1: So you don't bring the food into the car, but
Speaker 1: you can eat it in a restaurant. You gotta really
Speaker 1: wash up good, you know? Are you are you listening
Speaker 1: to what she's saying. I mean, at first you went
Speaker 1: from like the guy who can't stop bragging about his car,
Speaker 1: and then he went to the guy who's like weirdly
Speaker 1: controlling about his vehicle. Honestly, you sound like someone that
Speaker 1: doesn't own one hundred and twenty thousand dollars car. You're
Speaker 1: very right when you haven't twenty go to Corolla, you're
Speaker 1: not complaining about people eating it. But you know, when
Speaker 1: you have a beautiful tesla like I do, it's it's
Speaker 1: a different story. I mean, you're crazy. You made me
Speaker 1: wash my hands twice to make sure that I was
Speaker 1: clean enough to enter your car. I mean, listen, I
Speaker 1: picked you up. I paid for everything. I tipped pretty generously,
Speaker 1: and I think, you know, using a couple of wet
Speaker 1: naps before and after dinner, like that's not a big ask.
Speaker 1: So what you're saying that she owes you the hand
Speaker 1: washing because you paid for everything. Did I mention my
Speaker 1: car costs one hundred and twenty thousand dollars? No, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't think you said that. Travis. Definitely, that's like
Speaker 1: a beach cottage. Yeah, I guess, well, yeah, I guess
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be like a beach cottage somewhere or a
Speaker 1: mansion in Detroit. I don't know. That's a lot of money, though,
Speaker 1: I agree, but a lot of money. But I don't
Speaker 1: think you're gonna have a lot of people that want
Speaker 1: to ride in your car if they can't do anything.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's simple. You just you know, you clean up,
Speaker 1: You don't make sure nothing smells, make sure you didn't
Speaker 1: eat anything that smells, truly, you wash your hand I
Speaker 1: mean it's a very expensive car. Yeah we got that, dude.
Speaker 1: Not only are you not gonna want to have people
Speaker 1: write it, you know you're not gonna have anyone that
Speaker 1: wants to date you because you that's all you talk
Speaker 1: about is how much money you paid for a damn car.
Speaker 1: It's not a matter of money, it's a matter of respect.
Speaker 1: And if you respected me or this beautiful machine, you
Speaker 1: wouldn't bring your filthy hands in there. That's all filthy hands, Travis.
Speaker 1: You made me eat a salad like with a fourth
Speaker 1: light dressing. There's no way I was getting anything filthy
Speaker 1: into your car. You're just being super paranoid and crazy. Well,
Speaker 1: vinegarrette is pretty tough to get out, that's all I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, apology from Travis. Heather. Would you like
Speaker 1: to go out with Travis again on a second day? No?
Speaker 1: Absolutely sure, because we'll pay for it. Positive. No, Please,
Speaker 1: don't waste your money. Sorry Travis. No second day? Yeah, listen, Heather,
Speaker 1: this is your loss. I liked you. I had them
Speaker 1: call you. I called the radio and had them get
Speaker 1: in touch with you because I really wanted to hear
Speaker 1: from you again. Do you know what? You blew it?
Speaker 1: Because you could have a chance to ride my car
Speaker 1: anytime you want. Well, the ship is sailed, you know what.
Speaker 1: I think. I'm gonna be just fine, that's all. Cleared
Speaker 1: up and thank you guys for actually having me on
Speaker 1: the radio, so that he knows now why I'm not
Speaker 1: going to call him back and he could stop trying. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: stay strong, don't have any regrets. Hey, maybe I'll see
Speaker 1: you at the bus stop. Loser in the Morning text
Speaker 1: it at seven eighty five to nine two says, I
Speaker 1: wonder if that guy farts in his car or he
Speaker 1: stops and gets out every time he's a part And
Speaker 1: that is a good question. Broken Jewel in the Morning,
Speaker 1: talking about today's second date update. This dude Travis wanted
Speaker 1: to call girl name Heather. They went out on a
Speaker 1: date and he didn't get a kiss at the end
Speaker 1: of night or anything. He was wondering why she wasn't
Speaker 1: calling back. Well, we got her on the phone and
Speaker 1: found out she wasn't calling back because when they went
Speaker 1: to eat, he wouldn't let her order. Well, he told
Speaker 1: her not to order anything really on the menu other
Speaker 1: than like a salad because he didn't want her getting
Speaker 1: her hands greasy or smelling like lobster or anything else
Speaker 1: that could potentially ruin the new tesla that he got. It.
Speaker 1: Is it possible to transfer a smell of lobster Linguini
Speaker 1: into a car if you don't actually have the food
Speaker 1: in the car. Think so, But he wasn't taking that risk,
Speaker 1: I guess so. Anyway, she said she didn't want to
Speaker 1: go out with him again because he's ridiculous about his car.
Speaker 1: Remember if you want to do a second date update,
Speaker 1: all have to do his email the show and we
Speaker 1: will call the person who didn't call you back, hopefully
Speaker 1: giving away another trip to Vegas with Vegas heartbreak or
Speaker 1: heart attack. At eight to ten,