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Speaker 1: Jewels second dat Day. Everybody knows that every successful first

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Speaker 1: date should start with a prank. You know, when you

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Speaker 1: you might break a couple of bones, but at least

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Speaker 1: And that's what Travis did. I guess on his first date.

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Speaker 1: He tried to play a prank and maybe it didn't

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Speaker 1: work out well for him because he's not going to

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Speaker 1: have a call back. What's up, Travis? How are you? Hey? Guys?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, and you still think it's funny. Listen

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Speaker 1: one for you right now. The prank that you described

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Speaker 1: so tell us about your prank before we get into

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Speaker 1: the rest of the day. So I picked her up

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Speaker 1: and I drove her to a Taco Bell drive through. Oh,

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Speaker 1: that's actually kind of funny, Like you made her think

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Speaker 1: And did she laugh? You know, it was a little chuckle.

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Speaker 1: So you did actually take her on a real date though, Yes,

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Speaker 1: all right, what did you guys do? Oh? We just

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Speaker 1: and I don't know, it was really great. She's she's gorgeous, honestly,

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Speaker 1: It's a radio show. Okay, and what did you calling

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Speaker 1: him about? Well, I'm calling you today because one of

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Speaker 1: help figure out why. Oh it's called the second date

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Speaker 1: but that would make me want to order the Margharita pizza.

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