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Speaker 2: There, doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give

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Speaker 3: We want to welcome you back home.

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Speaker 2: Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine? Malborn?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need with Karen and Chris welcome to Do

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Speaker 1: you need a ride? This is Chris.

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Speaker 3: Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgariff.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Karen. How are you my friend? I'm all right?

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Speaker 1: How are you?

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Speaker 4: I'm good, I'm good. I'm recording for my sisters how

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Speaker 4: to house. I'm in my niece's room. That's why there

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Speaker 4: is a professional vanity, A series of lights that's really uh,

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Speaker 4: I get it, I get it.

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Speaker 1: I kind of want one now.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you see how beautiful you are now, especially with

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Speaker 1: I just need the right lighting.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna admit to you when I saw this, and

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Speaker 1: But I kind of look handsome right now. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: say it about yourself. I've always had some boys summer.

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Speaker 4: Podcast handsome, but right now I kind of look TV

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Speaker 5: I meanwhile, am kind of by my sister's guest room

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Speaker 5: like I could be on a CW fantasy show where

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Speaker 1: It just looks like natural lighting.

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Speaker 3: You're saying this is what I look like, because my

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Speaker 1: Look like a natural woman.

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Speaker 5: You did you miss me last week, Chris listener, If

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Speaker 5: you don't know I was out, I've been out for

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Speaker 5: a while because I've been up at my family's house

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Speaker 3: Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 5: It was supposed to be the great Naomi ek Perrigan,

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Speaker 5: who is actually a very podcast related to our guest today. Yes,

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Speaker 5: but then we had to I was like, you please

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Speaker 4: People wanted to he's America's husband. I didn't know that

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Speaker 5: And he's just a good hang and he has like

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Speaker 1: Knows how to talk.

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Speaker 4: He knows how to talk and stop and listen to

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Speaker 4: We had a great episode.

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Speaker 1: But now you know who else knows how to do

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Speaker 1: that we've had? Yeah, we know into guests. That's what

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Speaker 3: We're almost at the point where we can do it together.

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Speaker 4: But yeah, you know what, I'd be willing to do

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Speaker 4: a little tag team introduction of this guest. If you

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Speaker 4: say anything about her, I'll say something about her, and

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Speaker 3: Okay, you want to start it?

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Speaker 4: Today's guests. You know her from the I Love a

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Speaker 4: Lifetime Movie. It's I right, not we Yes, I Love

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Speaker 4: a Lifetime Movie podcast with Naomi who we just mentioned.

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Speaker 1: Yes, and what else do we know her from? Karen?

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Speaker 1: It's your turn?

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Speaker 5: I like to say clubs and colleges all over the country. Right, right,

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Speaker 4: You're a fan of Bob and Tom the radio terrestrial

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Speaker 5: She wrote The Thousand Year Old Man Sketch with Mel

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Speaker 1: Also, seriously, are you a regular contributor.

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Speaker 3: To the can't ask questions until we say the name right?

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Speaker 1: You're right, I do that.

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Speaker 3: It cannot do it right.

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Speaker 1: You're right.

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Speaker 3: It goes against everything.

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Speaker 1: That'll just be a talking point for later. Right.

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Speaker 3: Please welcome Megan Gaily.

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Speaker 6: Everybody whoa Oh my gosh, it was so hard to

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Speaker 7: Chris. Please tell your sister Hi, I love her.

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Speaker 6: She's so She's an amazing comedy fan. And I actually,

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Speaker 6: growing up, my neighbor was Tom of Bob and Tom.

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Speaker 1: No, you're kidding, Yes, I'm amazing.

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Speaker 6: Yes, I'm still very close with his kids. My parents

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Speaker 1: You have done that show. I always won. That was

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Speaker 7: So I had never done it.

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Speaker 6: Everyone in my family, my mom and dad, had been

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Speaker 1: Oh that's great.

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Speaker 6: I don't even know if she got to weigh in.

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Speaker 6: Oh she was there in case anyone went into labor.

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Speaker 6: That's she was not judging. She was like an emt.

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Speaker 5: She was judging silently. But yeah, she was not serving

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Speaker 6: She was not on the panel. She was just catholic

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Speaker 3: Making small tisking sounds at.

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Speaker 7: All these yeah, and then my dad.

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Speaker 6: My dad just gifted my husband an incredible Bob and

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Speaker 4: I made up those made up ones and I didn't

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Speaker 4: paid for this, right, Yeah, I love that's such a

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Speaker 1: So good cute.

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Speaker 7: So many meetings, I've.

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Speaker 4: Been anguishing over what to call mine and you win,

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Speaker 6: I wanted to name it fun cunt, and they said

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Speaker 4: Promote, right yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 5: But you know what, the sound that flows really nicely

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Speaker 7: Thank you, that's I thought.

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Speaker 6: Jimmy Fallon said, I'm not saying that cunt.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, in the hallway beforehand.

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Speaker 5: You know what's funny, Megan, if I'm correct in knowing

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Speaker 5: I lived in Chicago, briefly worked on a failed talk

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Speaker 5: and it went on for months and months. It's all

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Speaker 5: You're trying to get your first writing job.

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Speaker 3: I know the meaning of it.

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Speaker 7: He was really good at too Yeah, No, he was

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Speaker 7: too good at following up.

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Speaker 6: I've heard horror stories that make me question marrying him.

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Speaker 6: They'll be like, Oh, I emailed so and so twenty

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Speaker 6: I'm sure this happened him twenty five other times. You

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Speaker 6: I will relay the message to him and he will

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Speaker 5: can rest that guilt. Absolutely, lay that burden down. Get

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Speaker 6: I mean, we are still renting, and maybe we would

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Speaker 5: No, I assure you you would not, and in fact,

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Speaker 5: you might be homeless if he had in any way

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Speaker 4: Just to have him fire off a few more emails

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Speaker 6: Karen needs you to do a packet. She needs it

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Speaker 6: Ooh we got married three months before coronavirus. We got

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Speaker 7: We really got it in and we're we were.

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Speaker 6: you know, my parents have friends. And we were like,

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Speaker 7: But no one, no one got sick after it, So

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Speaker 7: I care. I don't even I don't even think COVID

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Speaker 1: The guest last a true.

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Speaker 6: Relief and I'm so happy I got to spend all

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Speaker 7: No, it was. It was truly well spent.

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Speaker 6: We feel like we threw like a going away party

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Speaker 7: We did it in Palm Springs.

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Speaker 6: I got engaged in front of a mural of Reggie Miller.

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Speaker 7: It and was like, I bless this union.

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Speaker 7: I said, I guess you can make a Hoe housewife.

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Speaker 6: I don't know if they didn't like no, if they

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Speaker 7: And everybody everyone in Indy knew.

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Speaker 5: Now?

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Speaker 1: I know stop, I know it.

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Speaker 5: That's what a great example of how Twitter does not

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Speaker 6: And you're like, it is printed on the internet for

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Speaker 4: Yes, I get it. She means it's sarcastically honey.

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Speaker 4: She's a modern comedian and modern women joke around with

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Speaker 7: Listen loud, Jeff. They say they're proud of her. I

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Speaker 5: that's so funny. Well, I was listening to a couple

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Speaker 3: She is such a hilarious person.

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Speaker 5: And when you guys first were getting I Love a

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Speaker 4: How do you get do you have the rights to

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Speaker 7: Daddy Lifetime?

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Speaker 6: Daddy Lifetime said, okay, we are. We are sanctioned by Lifetime.

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Speaker 1: That's so and so.

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Speaker 7: Everything our contract is through them.

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Speaker 7: Oh yes, that's I couldn't.

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Speaker 6: Couldn't make up that genre if this was a mad

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Speaker 6: Lot of wild stuff going on at A and E

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they know. I thought they know their stuff.

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Speaker 5: It's very smart of them to get you guys under

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Speaker 5: there's some hit people there because you guys are basically

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Speaker 3: They should be like sanctioning everything for you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's helping you.

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Speaker 4: I heard you say this is the official Lifetime podcast,

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Speaker 3: That's so great that I'm a brand brilliant.

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Speaker 7: I'll do anything for a brand craft sign me up.

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Speaker 7: She was too hot. She was too hot. The athletes

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Speaker 6: But I got Oh, I saw, I got grabbed. A

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Speaker 6: He was too attracted to me. He had to get

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I've seen a lot of I've seen a lot

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Speaker 6: Sometimes they'll they'll have clothes on and then they'll get

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00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:11,040
Speaker 6: naked just to you know, spice it up for you.

452
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:18,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, like that scene and top gun. Yeah, it was.

453
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:22,119
Speaker 5: This were these elements of the job, part of the

454
00:22:22,119 --> 00:22:24,760
Speaker 5: reason that you were like, maybe this isn't what I thought,

455
00:22:25,119 --> 00:22:26,240
Speaker 5: This isn't what I want to do.

456
00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:29,000
Speaker 6: I'm embarrassed to admit these were the best parts of

457
00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:34,080
Speaker 6: These were my favorite parts. When I went to the NFL,

458
00:22:34,119 --> 00:22:36,760
Speaker 6: I was like, what the why doesn't anyone tried to

459
00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:40,280
Speaker 6: have sex with me. I'm very upset. No, I really

460
00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:43,119
Speaker 6: just wanted to be able to talk and say whatever

461
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:47,040
Speaker 6: I wanted it. And you get to a point I

462
00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:49,280
Speaker 6: think they let some women do that, but it's not

463
00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:51,160
Speaker 6: out of the gates, and I was like, I don't

464
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:54,320
Speaker 6: want to move to South Dakota, no offense to South

465
00:22:54,359 --> 00:22:58,360
Speaker 6: Dakota listeners, and like have to set up my camera

466
00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:02,440
Speaker 6: and be following like a minor, minor, minor league baseball team.

467
00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:06,240
Speaker 6: It just even though as I'm explaining how dire this sounds,

468
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:08,640
Speaker 6: it's like then I went and did open my comedy.

469
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:10,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's nothing.

470
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:11,120
Speaker 7: Lower than that.

471
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:14,880
Speaker 6: So it's just my obsession and passion and mental illness

472
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:16,120
Speaker 6: was just in a different direction.

473
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:19,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, but more of a self serving direction.

474
00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:25,040
Speaker 4: Absolutely, Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's and nothing replaces stand up.

475
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:27,280
Speaker 4: If you want to do stand up, nothing is going

476
00:23:27,359 --> 00:23:30,639
Speaker 4: to be as fun. Yeah, in my opinion, When I

477
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:33,639
Speaker 4: used to interview skateboarders and snowboard it was like Fuel

478
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:36,639
Speaker 4: TV and Yael.

479
00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:37,320
Speaker 1: Yeah.

480
00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:39,640
Speaker 4: And I would get sent to events and I had

481
00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:42,480
Speaker 4: to produce my own segments and bring a camera guy

482
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:44,679
Speaker 4: that I liked, and I always wanted to be funny,

483
00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:48,520
Speaker 4: but sometimes yeah, I'd get in trouble for asking funny

484
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:51,399
Speaker 4: questions or they think I was a weirdo, and I'm like,

485
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:54,040
Speaker 4: maybe I should just do stand up And then I

486
00:23:54,119 --> 00:23:55,920
Speaker 4: finally felt comfortable all the time.

487
00:23:56,359 --> 00:23:59,560
Speaker 6: I mean, if they're centering you in the skateboarding world,

488
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:01,360
Speaker 6: what has happened?

489
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:05,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, skateboarders were cool. They're all weird and different for me.

490
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:07,040
Speaker 7: I mean the Fuel TV exacts.

491
00:24:07,359 --> 00:24:10,639
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, and that you'd start talking to motocross guys

492
00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:13,120
Speaker 4: and it's like, wow, that lot of these guys are racist,

493
00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:16,800
Speaker 4: Like there's different sports that we covered, and I would

494
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:20,119
Speaker 4: respond to that and get in arguments on camera because

495
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:24,320
Speaker 4: I couldn't set my own personality aside.

496
00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:25,800
Speaker 1: And I think that you have to be able to

497
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:26,480
Speaker 1: do that when.

498
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:29,000
Speaker 5: You're And I got to see the raw footage of

499
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:31,760
Speaker 5: all these interviews because my ex was one of the

500
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:33,840
Speaker 5: camera men that Chris would take with him, and so

501
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:36,080
Speaker 5: he'd be like, hey, come and look at this cut,

502
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:38,600
Speaker 5: and literally he would try to leave in the parts

503
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:40,880
Speaker 5: where Chris would like put down the mic and walk

504
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:44,240
Speaker 5: away or whatever, like he liked leaving in those personality parts.

505
00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:46,200
Speaker 3: And that's I kind of knew.

506
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:49,800
Speaker 5: Chris before I met him, because I watched all the

507
00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:54,080
Speaker 5: raw footage interviews is the footage now.

508
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:59,000
Speaker 1: I know, Hey, I know, I wish I had all

509
00:24:59,040 --> 00:24:59,280
Speaker 1: of it.

510
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:01,719
Speaker 7: This is an untapped market.

511
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:03,479
Speaker 1: I know it as I wish I had it.

512
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:07,600
Speaker 4: They took every when Fuel ceased to be a network,

513
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:10,080
Speaker 4: they took everything off YouTube and I tried to get

514
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:13,320
Speaker 4: hard copies from the editing. I got some stuff, but yeah,

515
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:16,360
Speaker 4: all of my angry fits where I threw down the microphone,

516
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:19,000
Speaker 4: I didn't get any of those. But that is how

517
00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:20,120
Speaker 4: Karen and I met through.

518
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:24,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, because those red carpet they were like red carpet

519
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:26,320
Speaker 5: BMX events or guerally.

520
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:29,359
Speaker 3: At one point, I was we watched.

521
00:25:29,359 --> 00:25:31,879
Speaker 5: I had to watch so much Fuel TV that I

522
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:34,119
Speaker 5: stood up one day and turned to him and I

523
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:36,960
Speaker 5: was just like, it was a it was a show

524
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:40,520
Speaker 5: about a skateboarder who was being sent to like Japan

525
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:45,080
Speaker 5: and Paris and Perth, Australia or whatever, and he's on

526
00:25:45,119 --> 00:25:47,800
Speaker 5: this tour and he's bitching and he's doing drugs and

527
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:49,560
Speaker 5: all this shit. And I stood up and I was like,

528
00:25:50,119 --> 00:25:54,959
Speaker 5: these fucking spoiled rich boy white boys that are just

529
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,200
Speaker 5: like they're being given the world and they don't give

530
00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:59,640
Speaker 5: a shit, and I can't watch this anymore. And this

531
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:04,040
Speaker 5: is like the ultimate, Like, let's celebrate these white brats

532
00:26:04,119 --> 00:26:06,639
Speaker 5: who have the time to skateboard and get good at

533
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:08,040
Speaker 5: it and their parents' money.

534
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:09,880
Speaker 3: I fucking lost my mind.

535
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:14,919
Speaker 5: What's your favorite Lifetime movie that you guys have watched

536
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:16,840
Speaker 5: and broken down so far?

537
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:18,800
Speaker 3: If you could, yeah, kick one.

538
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:22,639
Speaker 6: So we just took a break from our regular thrill

539
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:28,480
Speaker 6: and suspense and husband husbands like hypnotizing their wives to

540
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:32,040
Speaker 6: kill themselves. And we did a Christmas movie and it

541
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:35,879
Speaker 6: was called The Christmas Setup and it came out in

542
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:40,520
Speaker 6: twenty twenty and it was the first lifetime rom com

543
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:44,760
Speaker 6: with two gay love interests in it, and it was

544
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:48,480
Speaker 6: nominated for a glad Award. Fran Dresher was in it,

545
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:52,560
Speaker 6: and it was the movie was so the leads in

546
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:56,240
Speaker 6: it are actually married in real life too, and so

547
00:26:56,440 --> 00:27:01,199
Speaker 6: like knowing that and seeing Fran and Ma like it

548
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:05,080
Speaker 6: was just it was they're doing a series right now

549
00:27:05,119 --> 00:27:08,879
Speaker 6: where they're playing the Christmas movies in like gearing up

550
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:11,480
Speaker 6: for them to be in July. And I had never

551
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:14,159
Speaker 6: sat down and been like, I'm going to watch a

552
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:20,240
Speaker 6: Christmas movie off calendar. Yeah, And it was so soothing truly,

553
00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:23,000
Speaker 6: I felt like a baby sucking on my hand.

554
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:25,320
Speaker 7: Like I just was like, this is where I want

555
00:27:25,359 --> 00:27:25,560
Speaker 7: to be.

556
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:29,399
Speaker 6: And I didn't feel inundated and like annoyed with the

557
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:32,080
Speaker 6: Christmas tropes because that's not what I've been watching.

558
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:34,320
Speaker 7: Yeah, and so you're just like, oh my god.

559
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:35,640
Speaker 1: That tree is so beautiful.

560
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:38,760
Speaker 6: Oh my god, have yourself a merry little Christmas. Like

561
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:42,320
Speaker 6: everything was hitting me in such a magical way. I

562
00:27:42,359 --> 00:27:44,640
Speaker 6: was also in my period when I watched it now

563
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:46,040
Speaker 6: that I think, am I to be?

564
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:47,040
Speaker 1: Don't have to be?

565
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:49,880
Speaker 6: No, I turned it on and then my period was like, well,

566
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:57,960
Speaker 6: we're coming holidays and so but we we've definitely seen

567
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:00,119
Speaker 6: we've gotten to the point now where we're like we

568
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:04,720
Speaker 6: seeing actresses and we saw them be like a good girl,

569
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:06,679
Speaker 6: and then we saw them be like a bad girl.

570
00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:10,719
Speaker 6: And so that's fun to like watch the trajectory of

571
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:12,640
Speaker 6: these lifetime leading ladies.

572
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:15,120
Speaker 7: And yeah, it's just Naomi.

573
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:18,720
Speaker 6: Whenever we get asked, I'm like, my favorite thing about

574
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:20,720
Speaker 6: it is just like getting to hang out with Naomi

575
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:25,120
Speaker 6: all the time because when we're watching the movies, we're texting,

576
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:28,000
Speaker 6: we just have like a lot of fun with each

577
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:29,560
Speaker 6: other that I'm like if I was doing this by

578
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:32,439
Speaker 6: myself or even with someone else, I don't know.

579
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:34,160
Speaker 7: I don't know if I would love it as much.

580
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:37,639
Speaker 6: But we are truly bonded and our dream is to

581
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:39,680
Speaker 6: write an interracial lifetime movie.

582
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,360
Speaker 4: Yes, I bet that will happen. You have all the

583
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:43,480
Speaker 4: connections now.

584
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:44,680
Speaker 1: Yeah.

585
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:47,560
Speaker 5: And also you're when you're talking about the movies like

586
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,840
Speaker 5: it's it's a It actually is a really great discussion

587
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:53,880
Speaker 5: because I watch those movies with my when anytime I'm

588
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:57,320
Speaker 5: at my sister's house at during the holidays, she just

589
00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:59,200
Speaker 5: puts it on kind of to be funny, like if

590
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:00,920
Speaker 5: she has to go take a shower, she'll be like, here,

591
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,960
Speaker 5: watch this, and we it's almost like we're pretending you

592
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:06,959
Speaker 5: have to watch this because it's the holidays, whatever holiday

593
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:11,160
Speaker 5: it is. But then you absolutely slip into It's like,

594
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:14,960
Speaker 5: look at that cabin, it's a thirty foot tree. He

595
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:18,120
Speaker 5: looks like a living mannequin. She looks like every girl

596
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:21,360
Speaker 5: you went to high school with. Yes, it's so there

597
00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:24,880
Speaker 5: is It is very much like going back into the womb.

598
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:27,800
Speaker 5: And then so then you got the you know, the

599
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:31,120
Speaker 5: ones that I was listening to weren't the Christmas ones.

600
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:34,680
Speaker 3: But were the the uh the suspense.

601
00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:38,040
Speaker 5: Crazy it was the crazy poisoning one whatever.

602
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:41,720
Speaker 6: Oh where a friend a friend roof feed her friends

603
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:45,040
Speaker 6: and then was trying to traffic them for organs in

604
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:49,440
Speaker 6: high school. In high school, I'm like, what entrepreneurial spirit?

605
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:53,440
Speaker 6: First of all, I can't imagine one of my friends

606
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:56,560
Speaker 6: harvesting mind. You think of that as I mean, you

607
00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:59,160
Speaker 6: think of that as outside the house, you know, not

608
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:00,520
Speaker 6: inside your circle.

609
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:01,080
Speaker 7: Brittany.

610
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:04,560
Speaker 6: Yeah, we were hard on Brittany, and the actress that

611
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:05,800
Speaker 6: played Brittany.

612
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:09,120
Speaker 7: Actually reached out today and was like, thank you so much.

613
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:12,840
Speaker 6: I loved you guys talking about it like that's we

614
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:14,880
Speaker 6: talked to a lot of the writers and so we

615
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:20,040
Speaker 6: do want to be like respectful because they're insane. But

616
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:22,840
Speaker 6: it's insane, and like a way that feels.

617
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:25,760
Speaker 4: Good is that from this latter the party goes darker,

618
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:29,800
Speaker 4: pretty gone wrong, party gone wrong, party goes dark. Yeah,

619
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:32,840
Speaker 4: I remember Brittany from that. So are these because I

620
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:36,600
Speaker 4: don't have lifetime? I think you need to have extended cable.

621
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:39,560
Speaker 4: It seems like the storylines are willing to go places,

622
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:42,280
Speaker 4: kind of like a soap opera where it's like, oh yeah.

623
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:46,280
Speaker 1: What if an evil twin is taking feels.

624
00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:50,960
Speaker 5: To me like it's gotten. Lifetime has become sentient about itself.

625
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:54,160
Speaker 5: So it's kind of like people were secretly watching this

626
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:56,760
Speaker 5: and kind of embarrassed and laughing. But now we know

627
00:30:56,840 --> 00:31:00,000
Speaker 5: that's what you're doing. Let's actually lean into it. Because

628
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:02,120
Speaker 5: at the end of the day, and this is the

629
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:05,000
Speaker 5: thing I think about lots of stuff like that. It

630
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:09,160
Speaker 5: is it's they're accomplishing a thing that a lot of

631
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:12,960
Speaker 5: people cannot, a lot of network television cannot make people

632
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:16,320
Speaker 5: stay and watch the entire thing and make them feel

633
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:18,040
Speaker 5: good and make them want to come back for more.

634
00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:21,320
Speaker 5: They're getting the job of entertainment done and that does

635
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:22,320
Speaker 5: deserve respect.

636
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:26,400
Speaker 6: Yeah, and people have been with them for decades. But

637
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:30,479
Speaker 6: then also there's young viewers. There's so many men, like

638
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:32,760
Speaker 6: male comedians, that's what I call them.

639
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:35,480
Speaker 7: They'll be like, Megan, you got to have me on

640
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:36,040
Speaker 7: the podcast.

641
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:38,880
Speaker 6: I'm obsessed with Lifetime movies and I'm like, this is

642
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:40,000
Speaker 6: my friend.

643
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:41,320
Speaker 7: Will Miles from Chicago.

644
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:46,920
Speaker 6: There's and there's there's a whole there's like black lifetime

645
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:51,840
Speaker 6: movies that have all black romantic leads, and there's wrong coms,

646
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:57,080
Speaker 6: like there's just so many different genres within their umbrella

647
00:31:57,360 --> 00:32:01,280
Speaker 6: and people really do go wild for them.

648
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:07,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, before lifetime, Like Mother, that's my favorite title

649
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:10,040
Speaker 4: for a movie ever, Mother May I Sleep with Danger?

650
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:10,400
Speaker 7: Yes?

651
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:12,160
Speaker 1: I mean proper She.

652
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:13,320
Speaker 7: Did say mother, can I?

653
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:16,600
Speaker 6: And her mom was like, go back, say it right way?

654
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 4: That that was pre lifetime? Like what were those movies

655
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:21,080
Speaker 4: called back?

656
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:22,680
Speaker 1: That was? What was that movie?

657
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:23,920
Speaker 7: I think that was lifetime?

658
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:26,280
Speaker 1: It was early early life. It was like.

659
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:29,640
Speaker 5: Before it was hip, you know, before people like you

660
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:31,800
Speaker 5: wouldn't you'd watch it with your mom and then you

661
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:34,680
Speaker 5: wouldn't tell anybody because you thought that wasn't cool.

662
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:38,520
Speaker 3: That was like nineties pressure to be cool, and like.

663
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:42,680
Speaker 6: The Texas Cheerleader, they were doing a lot of kind

664
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:46,600
Speaker 6: of like really really scandalous writ from the headlines, like

665
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:49,200
Speaker 6: I'm sure there was a Joey botafuco back there.

666
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:51,479
Speaker 1: Yes there was, and so that.

667
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:56,680
Speaker 6: But I had friends watching them in middle school and heice, yeah, like.

668
00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:58,080
Speaker 3: Well true crime.

669
00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:00,840
Speaker 5: I mean sorry, but that's that where it's like when

670
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:02,760
Speaker 5: you it's one thing, when it's like oh, it's the

671
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:05,840
Speaker 5: Christmas Cabin Show, when you know it really happened, and

672
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:09,520
Speaker 5: now there's your favorite actor from melrose Place that's now

673
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:12,920
Speaker 5: playing the evil you know, Army captain or whatever.

674
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:16,760
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't you be there? Yeah? Are they more often

675
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:18,400
Speaker 1: than not based on true stories?

676
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:22,760
Speaker 6: You know, it's kind of funny, we're not. We Like

677
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:24,840
Speaker 6: we did a Megan and Harry one. They do a

678
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:25,960
Speaker 6: lot of biopics.

679
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:26,560
Speaker 1: Yeah.

680
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:30,320
Speaker 6: We did a Murder to Remember that was loosely based

681
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:32,080
Speaker 6: on the first Stockholm syndrome.

682
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:33,720
Speaker 1: Good title.

683
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:38,440
Speaker 6: Well, and then there was a we we covered a

684
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:41,560
Speaker 6: movie that was called How I Met My Murderer or

685
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:43,760
Speaker 6: How I Met Your Murderer I think, And it was

686
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:47,040
Speaker 6: about a podcast host, like a true crime podcast host

687
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:50,120
Speaker 6: who was married to a guy that then became a

688
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:53,960
Speaker 6: suspect in a bunch of cold cases. And it was

689
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:58,440
Speaker 6: super meta and it and it named checked Michelle McNamara,

690
00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:00,760
Speaker 6: It name checked you ladies.

691
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:05,360
Speaker 4: Like it was really I think they owe Karen money. Yeah,

692
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:06,720
Speaker 4: it's gonna be closer too.

693
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:07,720
Speaker 7: I think so too.

694
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:10,800
Speaker 6: And then like when we were covering it was so funny.

695
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:14,560
Speaker 6: I like I introed us that week and Naomi was like,

696
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:17,440
Speaker 6: I can tell you've changed your voice based on listening

697
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:19,040
Speaker 6: with it, Like I was trying to do that really,

698
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:21,920
Speaker 6: like welcome back to I love a lifetime.

699
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:23,880
Speaker 7: Of seeing this woman, and I was like, I like

700
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:24,560
Speaker 7: what she's doing.

701
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:29,719
Speaker 3: She's your inspiration and your podcast inspiration.

702
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:33,680
Speaker 6: She ends up being really really bad at solving the case,

703
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:36,680
Speaker 6: and so you're like, this is gonna affect her ratings.

704
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:39,759
Speaker 6: You know, nobody wants to listen to a podcast host

705
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:41,320
Speaker 6: that's like I can solve the case.

706
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:43,840
Speaker 7: That's like having sex with a man that's maybe a murderer.

707
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:47,279
Speaker 5: Yeah you can't. But you can't trust that. That's a

708
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:51,480
Speaker 5: what do they call that? A untrust a faulty narrator?

709
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:53,959
Speaker 7: Uh huh. And her sign off was.

710
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:57,799
Speaker 1: Oh, law, oh no, she's not a.

711
00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:03,160
Speaker 7: French woman, not in France. That wasn't saying it properly.

712
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:04,240
Speaker 7: It was the best.

713
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:06,239
Speaker 3: That's how she's she's rich.

714
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:07,400
Speaker 7: Yeah, if she.

715
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:11,920
Speaker 1: Signs off with oh are you a regular?

716
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:16,839
Speaker 4: Is hysteria podcasts that you're regularly on or you're not?

717
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:17,560
Speaker 5: No?

718
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:19,600
Speaker 6: I end up being on it like one or two

719
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:22,920
Speaker 6: times a month, and that's it is an all women's

720
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:26,440
Speaker 6: podcast that's at Crooked. So that was started by the

721
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:31,920
Speaker 6: like former Obama crew, and so we end up, you know,

722
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:35,760
Speaker 6: covering a lot of the news that's happening and how

723
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:38,440
Speaker 6: it affects women and women's bodies.

724
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:39,000
Speaker 1: That's one.

725
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:41,399
Speaker 4: My sister is a big fan of and a fan

726
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:43,680
Speaker 4: of you, and so I thought, maybe you're on it

727
00:35:43,719 --> 00:35:44,680
Speaker 4: pretty frequently.

728
00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 1: If that's she knows you.

729
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:48,360
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's all. It's swear.

730
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:52,920
Speaker 6: I go to complain and but it's like a you know,

731
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:56,680
Speaker 6: my parents love it. Oh my CJ's walking by my window.

732
00:35:57,320 --> 00:36:03,640
Speaker 6: He's outside what I'm on the podcast? Now we've now

733
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:09,600
Speaker 6: we've both rejected him, Karen. We both said no, no, sorry.

734
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:11,040
Speaker 7: Oh now he's going to the back.

735
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 3: Tell him, Tell him he can submit again in six months.

736
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:16,759
Speaker 1: Yeah.

737
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:19,560
Speaker 4: My sister, she's coming home from work, I think, but

738
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:20,400
Speaker 4: she wanted to.

739
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:22,120
Speaker 1: I was going to have her ask you a question

740
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:23,640
Speaker 1: or two since she's a fan of you.

741
00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:25,240
Speaker 7: I love your sister.

742
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:25,959
Speaker 1: She's great.

743
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:29,799
Speaker 6: Does she does she go to Does she go to

744
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:30,799
Speaker 6: comedy shows a lot?

745
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:34,080
Speaker 1: Or she just texts me and says who this is?

746
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:35,799
Speaker 1: Who's in town? Yeay or nay?

747
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,880
Speaker 4: And I'm usually like, yeah, even if it's not my

748
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,680
Speaker 4: kind of comedy, I'm like, that is a one hundred

749
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:46,480
Speaker 4: professional comedian and you very much should go see so

750
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:47,080
Speaker 4: and so I'm not.

751
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 7: She see people, and then she's like Chris there.

752
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:54,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh there. I think her and my dad.

753
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:57,319
Speaker 4: I'm lucky in that my whole family is like just

754
00:36:57,360 --> 00:37:00,959
Speaker 4: appreciates anyone that does it, even if they aren't doing

755
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:04,240
Speaker 4: it well. They just respect that. They're willing to whereas

756
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:07,440
Speaker 4: I'm like, no, no, you don't have to like that person.

757
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:09,840
Speaker 4: I try and talk them out. I liked him, No

758
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:12,480
Speaker 4: you shouldn't. I'm the one. I'm the one.

759
00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:15,120
Speaker 6: And usually if a family's like that, it's because like

760
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:17,520
Speaker 6: they're family member's bad and they're like, it is hard.

761
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:19,759
Speaker 6: We've seen him struggle, but it's like you're good. They

762
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:21,479
Speaker 6: should be like, oh no, you got to be as.

763
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:22,160
Speaker 1: Good as Chris.

764
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:26,760
Speaker 4: I very much struggled, especially with confidence when I first started,

765
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:29,840
Speaker 4: and so they've seen me overcome that. So actually they

766
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:34,160
Speaker 4: know it's funny, but stand ups. Yeah, feigning this confidence,

767
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:35,960
Speaker 4: it took me years to figure that out.

768
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:39,359
Speaker 7: I love I love my mom's analysis.

769
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:41,799
Speaker 6: After she goes to see people, she'll call me and

770
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:45,480
Speaker 6: be like, oh, his parents' divorce really affected him.

771
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:48,879
Speaker 1: It causes him to do so many act outs.

772
00:37:49,239 --> 00:37:51,759
Speaker 6: She's like, I think you need to check in on

773
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:53,440
Speaker 6: so and so. They were here and they did not

774
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:54,040
Speaker 6: look good.

775
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:55,280
Speaker 1: Megan no, it's.

776
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:58,520
Speaker 4: Someone you don't know at all, and yeah, like we

777
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:00,000
Speaker 4: all hang out at a clubhouse.

778
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:02,520
Speaker 1: Well, I guess that's what comedy story is, but I

779
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:03,080
Speaker 1: don't go there.

780
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:06,760
Speaker 5: When I first started in San Francisco, my dad came

781
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:10,879
Speaker 5: and they pretended because he's a San Francisco fireman, So

782
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:14,759
Speaker 5: they came down and pretended they were inspecting the old

783
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:18,319
Speaker 5: San Francisco improv. They were like fire inspection, and eight

784
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:19,360
Speaker 5: of them came down.

785
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:21,720
Speaker 3: They parked on.

786
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:24,640
Speaker 5: Mason and just like left the truck there and then

787
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:26,960
Speaker 5: came down to watch my set. And they ended up

788
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,120
Speaker 5: watching because it was like a showcase night. It was

789
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:31,480
Speaker 5: a Monday night, and so they just stood in the

790
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:34,000
Speaker 5: back and watched. And at the end of like the

791
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:36,319
Speaker 5: next time I talked to my dad, I was like, well,

792
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:38,520
Speaker 5: would you think and he was like that Ron Lynch

793
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:41,400
Speaker 5: was my favorite or I'm like really even though you're laughter,

794
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:43,520
Speaker 5: it was okay, cool, thank you.

795
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:46,439
Speaker 7: Well, now the other guys there were seven other men there.

796
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:50,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, so any are you just a fan of all

797
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:51,440
Speaker 1: the men that scare me?

798
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:54,399
Speaker 4: If my dad and his fireman buddies because my dad

799
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:56,960
Speaker 4: as fireman buddies, if they all came in and sat

800
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:57,560
Speaker 4: in the audience.

801
00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:01,239
Speaker 1: I would be petrified. Nothing cow but against the back wall.

802
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:05,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, crossed, Oh god, yeah, not cool.

803
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:07,920
Speaker 1: We all want firemen to like us.

804
00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 6: Yes, I have a joke about wanting to have sex

805
00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:11,359
Speaker 6: with a fireman right now.

806
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:17,160
Speaker 7: And I'm not very married, a lot of pressure.

807
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:20,160
Speaker 6: But I actually did once work with a woman at

808
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:22,640
Speaker 6: a for a judge at a small claims court who

809
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:26,439
Speaker 6: then I think did was federally prosecuted for making fake

810
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:29,399
Speaker 6: documents for people. Yes, and there was a woman who

811
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:32,840
Speaker 6: worked there who I loved and unprompted one day she

812
00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:34,239
Speaker 6: looked at me. I was a senior in high school.

813
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:36,399
Speaker 6: I was like seventeen eighteen. She looked at me and goes,

814
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:38,759
Speaker 6: don't ever marry a copper a fireman. They've got a

815
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:41,400
Speaker 6: god complex. And then we never spoke of it again.

816
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:45,919
Speaker 7: And I'm like, did she get a divorce last night?

817
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:48,959
Speaker 7: And so I have I.

818
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:52,640
Speaker 6: Think she was married to one of those and something

819
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:53,600
Speaker 6: went south.

820
00:39:54,120 --> 00:40:01,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, clearly that's such good advice. Were true, You're not mine, you.

821
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:03,680
Speaker 6: Know, tough hours. I have a lot of friends. You're

822
00:40:03,719 --> 00:40:06,960
Speaker 6: and Karen, I'm guessing you're Irish. Yeah, yeah, it's just so,

823
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:08,920
Speaker 6: it's just an Irish fireman.

824
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,640
Speaker 7: It's just so cool to me.

825
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:15,600
Speaker 5: It's it's pretty cool, but it uh, well.

826
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:22,160
Speaker 1: You don't have to marry him, no, it's just hookup. Well,

827
00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:23,200
Speaker 1: but you know what it is.

828
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:27,240
Speaker 5: We've seen a lot of like after the Firemen Luncheon

829
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:29,440
Speaker 5: where they all come home and they're all shit faced

830
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:33,480
Speaker 5: and they think they're really funny. Like the America's Heroes

831
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:35,879
Speaker 5: side of firemen is really.

832
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:37,439
Speaker 3: Appealing and hot.

833
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:39,920
Speaker 5: But then what you know, when you get them, like

834
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,640
Speaker 5: the full real life part, it's appealing.

835
00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:44,640
Speaker 3: And also, god, the mustaches.

836
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:46,160
Speaker 1: Like the mustaches.

837
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:49,279
Speaker 5: I mean, maybe not as much anymore, but like in

838
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:51,520
Speaker 5: the eighties, there's I have some pictures that are the

839
00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:54,719
Speaker 5: most hilarious where every single man in the room has

840
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:59,920
Speaker 5: a big like a broom broom what mustache whatever? The

841
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:05,239
Speaker 5: just a classic French domestic I think, yeah, Tom's of

842
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:07,000
Speaker 5: Finland mustache.

843
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:07,480
Speaker 1: Yeah.

844
00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:09,920
Speaker 4: I'm in a house right now with two firemen upstairs,

845
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:13,359
Speaker 4: my brother in law and my nephew is uh yeah,

846
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:16,160
Speaker 4: he's not he's not one hundred percent. I think he's

847
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:18,560
Speaker 4: still training. It's hard to become a fireman. It's a

848
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:20,880
Speaker 4: lot of hoops you have to go through, flaming.

849
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:25,920
Speaker 6: They're the they're the least problematic of the civil servants

850
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:27,120
Speaker 6: at right, of.

851
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:30,040
Speaker 4: Course, you know, yeah, and they don't have a complex.

852
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:32,320
Speaker 4: If someone asks what either of them do for a living,

853
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:33,920
Speaker 4: they just say, I work for the city.

854
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:37,160
Speaker 7: You gotta be you gotta be humble.

855
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:38,840
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.

856
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:42,960
Speaker 4: But there's mustaches every I think it's there's a throwback

857
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:46,120
Speaker 4: mustache in every house. Even my skateboarder friend that's an

858
00:41:46,239 --> 00:41:48,680
Speaker 4: LA fireman. He's got a push broom above his lip.

859
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:50,399
Speaker 7: It's that way.

860
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:53,040
Speaker 6: I mean, just thinking about the heat and the fire.

861
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:56,760
Speaker 6: I would not want hair on my face. I wonder

862
00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:58,360
Speaker 6: what it is.

863
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:00,680
Speaker 4: And with the elephant in the room, it isn't. Karen

864
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:02,719
Speaker 4: knows this, and I've tried not to get offended. I

865
00:42:02,719 --> 00:42:04,600
Speaker 4: had a mustache for a number of years, and I

866
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:06,799
Speaker 4: thought it looked great. But once I shaved it off

867
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:10,600
Speaker 4: because I thought it would capture covid germs, I realized

868
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:12,080
Speaker 4: how gross in general it is.

869
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:13,600
Speaker 1: We're talking mayonnaise.

870
00:42:14,239 --> 00:42:17,319
Speaker 4: Yet anytime you eat, it's just in there, and then

871
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:21,680
Speaker 4: you don't necessarily get in and massage shampoo into your musk.

872
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:23,520
Speaker 1: The more I think about it, it was gross.

873
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:26,800
Speaker 6: It's Karen's you looked good with a mustache, though I

874
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:30,320
Speaker 6: missed you could have played a great fireman.

875
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:33,279
Speaker 7: I don't think you could be one, you know, I

876
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:34,239
Speaker 7: don't want to go that far.

877
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:37,080
Speaker 1: No, but I even at a stoplight.

878
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:39,640
Speaker 4: And I've said this before, but cops would if they

879
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:41,840
Speaker 4: look over like trying to see like if I'm a

880
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 4: good guy or not, they straight up gnawed at me

881
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:46,279
Speaker 4: like I'm one of them, like when I had that

882
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:48,279
Speaker 4: and now I'm just a punk with hippie hair.

883
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:49,520
Speaker 1: So yeah, they not.

884
00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:53,759
Speaker 6: At me too, and with a wing cold shoulder, and

885
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:56,080
Speaker 6: they're like, god, we lost even the Megans.

886
00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:00,759
Speaker 7: How was our bread and butter? And I'm like, look

887
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:02,360
Speaker 7: at me right now, I've met you.

888
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:06,400
Speaker 3: I thought you were saying that, like you haven't watched

889
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:07,000
Speaker 3: your mustache.

890
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:10,000
Speaker 6: I want no, no, no, I no, I buzz mine.

891
00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:13,160
Speaker 6: I use the same This is probably too much, but

892
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:15,440
Speaker 6: I know that we're getting I use the same like

893
00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:17,920
Speaker 6: buzzer on my like bikini line as I do on

894
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:19,560
Speaker 6: my mustache.

895
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:21,239
Speaker 3: Like the little one you get at CBS exactly the.

896
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:23,960
Speaker 1: Last mine called a landscaper. Yeah.

897
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,360
Speaker 6: When it needs a new battery, I'm like, can't find it,

898
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:28,680
Speaker 6: I'll get a new one, Like I'm just like trash,

899
00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:30,960
Speaker 6: it's out of here. But my husband when I when

900
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:33,640
Speaker 6: I first shave it, CJ will be like, ooh prickly.

901
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:37,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm a clock shadow.

902
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:38,560
Speaker 1: It's so great.

903
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:40,720
Speaker 4: Yeah. I used mine on my face too. It's funny

904
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:42,799
Speaker 4: that that was a gift from my dad. Hey, son,

905
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:45,200
Speaker 4: I got you something specifically for your pubes.

906
00:43:45,719 --> 00:43:50,240
Speaker 1: Okay, very great. You can use it in the shower,

907
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:53,000
Speaker 1: you can get it wet. It's great.

908
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:56,439
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah, oh no, it's a it's truly amazing. Yeah,

909
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:58,760
Speaker 6: of course I used it on my face right before

910
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:01,080
Speaker 6: my wedding. I had like a sweet any todd like

911
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:04,920
Speaker 6: they call it might grow something. But they shave like

912
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:09,960
Speaker 6: forehead down to blow your chin and it's supposed to

913
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:12,960
Speaker 6: make like makeup sit better on your face.

914
00:44:12,719 --> 00:44:14,640
Speaker 1: But you have not micro needling.

915
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:16,120
Speaker 7: Micro micro needling.

916
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:17,799
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, that will make me.

917
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,120
Speaker 4: Is it a rumor then that if you do that

918
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:22,920
Speaker 4: it makes hair grow back like you're not supposed to shave,

919
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:26,480
Speaker 4: like for the first time shaving her forehead and then

920
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:28,880
Speaker 4: all of a sudden the fall calls come back stronger.

921
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:29,680
Speaker 1: Is that a rumor?

922
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:35,480
Speaker 6: I have not experienced that, But like, my forehead wasn't

923
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:39,880
Speaker 6: a problem area and it's not still, so I don't.

924
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:40,440
Speaker 7: Think that's true.

925
00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:43,040
Speaker 6: I have either that was something that we were told

926
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:46,759
Speaker 6: as like young girls about maybe like shaving her stomachs

927
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:49,200
Speaker 6: or something, or shaving arm like because you do go

928
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:51,439
Speaker 6: through a period in seventh grade, I shaved my arms

929
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:52,680
Speaker 6: and someone's like, did you shave your arms?

930
00:44:52,719 --> 00:44:55,879
Speaker 7: I'm like, no, now it's going to be but it's like, uh,

931
00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:56,520
Speaker 7: clearly I did.

932
00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:58,520
Speaker 6: I was traumatized that I had hairy arms and I

933
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:02,600
Speaker 6: wanted to die. But it hasn't my I honestly feel

934
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:05,000
Speaker 6: like my arm hair has has thinned.

935
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:09,640
Speaker 3: How I'm feeling great. It's a real accomplishment.

936
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:15,719
Speaker 5: Well, also, I think that idea is so the because

937
00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:18,480
Speaker 5: I was absolutely told that Chris like that that is

938
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:20,719
Speaker 5: either a mom thing that they tell you, and I

939
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:23,680
Speaker 5: think it's because they're trying to keep you from shaving

940
00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:26,719
Speaker 5: things that then will come in dark, like if you

941
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:29,480
Speaker 5: just leave it alone, it'll maybe still like get sun.

942
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:30,080
Speaker 1: Bleached or whatever.

943
00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:33,520
Speaker 5: But after a while, you know, for me, like having

944
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:37,120
Speaker 5: light skin and dark, thick hair, it's a fucking nightmare

945
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:39,600
Speaker 5: and you might as well just start shaving everything because

946
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:42,040
Speaker 5: that's the world you're going to be living in and

947
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:44,759
Speaker 5: eventually you just have to get laser whatever if you

948
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:45,200
Speaker 5: wanted to.

949
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:45,960
Speaker 1: Change, I don't know.

950
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:48,799
Speaker 4: And it started out as a TV segment and then

951
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:51,320
Speaker 4: I was addicted for a while. But I was getting

952
00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:54,160
Speaker 4: waxed for regularly, and I don't we don't have to

953
00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:54,879
Speaker 4: talk about that.

954
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:57,280
Speaker 1: But it did grow back with a vengeance.

955
00:45:57,640 --> 00:45:58,920
Speaker 7: Where were you getting waxed?

956
00:45:59,239 --> 00:46:02,760
Speaker 4: Oh there, there's a place called Sugar Wax near Largo.

957
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:05,480
Speaker 4: It's on Las Age and they do men and uh,

958
00:46:05,719 --> 00:46:07,520
Speaker 4: I feel comfortable and they give you a little vod

959
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:09,800
Speaker 4: because because it's actually pretty painful.

960
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:12,640
Speaker 5: I was, yeah, well, we know, we know, we fucking know,

961
00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:15,200
Speaker 5: especially were Laby.

962
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:16,960
Speaker 7: We've had wax on our lab.

963
00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:19,680
Speaker 3: We've been hurt the worst by waw right.

964
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:22,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean you can get it anywhere between the cheeks,

965
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:25,840
Speaker 4: which is actually the phrase they use, that's the clinical breeze.

966
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:29,920
Speaker 4: But yeah, up front, yanking it out. I've been there, ladies,

967
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:32,480
Speaker 4: and uh, and I remember it coming. I thought it

968
00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:35,600
Speaker 4: would come back over time, it would just grow wispy

969
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:39,000
Speaker 4: like a trump combover like I didn't know. I thought

970
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:41,120
Speaker 4: it would have an effect, but no, it came back

971
00:46:41,239 --> 00:46:46,640
Speaker 4: angry and and and more wiry. Yeah, and now it's real.

972
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:48,840
Speaker 4: You can't get rid of me. This is your this

973
00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:51,920
Speaker 4: is your whole hair. That's impression of your But yeah,

974
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:58,160
Speaker 4: good luck now, mayonnaise.

975
00:46:57,840 --> 00:47:03,359
Speaker 5: Mustache think because when it's bare, it's bare. And then

976
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:05,239
Speaker 5: you're like, ooh, I'm bare and this is how I

977
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:07,759
Speaker 5: am now. So then when it grows back in, it's

978
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:12,600
Speaker 5: not just as it was before. It's growing in from baareness.

979
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:14,280
Speaker 5: So it's worse, it's itchier.

980
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:17,239
Speaker 3: It seems, you know, it seems so much more.

981
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:20,799
Speaker 5: Dramatic because you had the luxury of being like.

982
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:21,720
Speaker 3: A hairless person.

983
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:25,160
Speaker 5: For for me, I would say eight days max, and

984
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:26,320
Speaker 5: then we're back.

985
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:27,480
Speaker 3: We're right back to one.

986
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:28,840
Speaker 7: When you when you're fair.

987
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:32,520
Speaker 6: We have like the same irish When you come in

988
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:36,360
Speaker 6: with this, the girls at European Wax Center like, oh

989
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:41,440
Speaker 6: you get quite red. Yes, astounded, You're like, they're like,

990
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:44,280
Speaker 6: are you okay? I'm like, oh yeah, this you've burned

991
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:48,239
Speaker 6: me in red tear out and my potato famine skin

992
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:48,720
Speaker 6: is upset.

993
00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:52,360
Speaker 5: Now that is the only way we can actually express

994
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:54,400
Speaker 5: real emotion, which is through our skin.

995
00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:57,520
Speaker 6: They have like a product line that's just like are

996
00:47:57,520 --> 00:48:01,960
Speaker 6: you irish? You should buy this because you are Because like, yeah,

997
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:03,480
Speaker 6: I'll be red, I'll be oof.

998
00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:07,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I just think the Lord every look. I'm

999
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:11,920
Speaker 4: very religious. I think every day that I don't because

1000
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:14,319
Speaker 4: occasionally me and my other adult friends will all be

1001
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:17,799
Speaker 4: together with our shirts off, you know, swimming or most.

1002
00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:20,000
Speaker 1: Of them have back hair, and I've gotten lucky. I don't.

1003
00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:20,840
Speaker 1: That is something.

1004
00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:24,239
Speaker 4: If I had it, I would regularly be getting my

1005
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:27,239
Speaker 4: back wax because they have shavers that are like on

1006
00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:31,000
Speaker 4: an extender, like and then you don't even know what

1007
00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:32,920
Speaker 4: you're doing. It's just a razor at the end of

1008
00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:36,000
Speaker 4: a stick. That's a weapon, not a So I'm sol

1009
00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:38,200
Speaker 4: I'm so glad. I'm bragging now. I have no back

1010
00:48:38,239 --> 00:48:38,799
Speaker 4: of you.

1011
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:42,680
Speaker 7: Too, has no CJ has no he has.

1012
00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:47,239
Speaker 6: He's Filipino and oh yeah, like the softest smooth, like

1013
00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:51,319
Speaker 6: his skin is so much softer than mine. I have

1014
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:54,040
Speaker 6: friends that just are like, I'm just gonna rub CJ's

1015
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:57,759
Speaker 6: arm for thirty minutes, like it's just so no hair.

1016
00:48:57,840 --> 00:49:00,440
Speaker 7: It's really quite upsetting. I don't have I get to

1017
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:01,160
Speaker 7: shave his back.

1018
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:04,799
Speaker 4: I always hear that when I shake another man's hand

1019
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:07,840
Speaker 4: or anyone's hand, they always say, oh, you have soft hands,

1020
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:09,759
Speaker 4: which isn't really what you want to hear.

1021
00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:12,960
Speaker 1: I know I have tools.

1022
00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:16,320
Speaker 6: They just shouldn't say that, just like I look it

1023
00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:16,879
Speaker 6: in their head.

1024
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:21,080
Speaker 4: But to say they are so soft and nice to touch,

1025
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:23,000
Speaker 4: I guess that they can't help it because I see

1026
00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:25,960
Speaker 4: them hesitate for a second and then they're like, soft.

1027
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:29,640
Speaker 1: Hands, You have soft hands? Oh thanks, thanks, Well.

1028
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:32,240
Speaker 3: Guys, I have to go to my niece's graduation.

1029
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:33,359
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I'm sorry.

1030
00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:39,040
Speaker 6: It wasn't nice school high school, eighth grade, eighth grade.

1031
00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:40,719
Speaker 1: Ceremony.

1032
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:45,160
Speaker 5: Wow, she made it through the worst of it's the

1033
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:48,520
Speaker 5: worst for like for me when she went into seventh grade,

1034
00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:50,239
Speaker 5: I was just like, oh God, she's gonna and.

1035
00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:52,160
Speaker 1: She is shit.

1036
00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:54,919
Speaker 5: Luckily, she's half Irish, half Mexican. She has the most

1037
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:56,799
Speaker 5: gorgeous skin. My sister and I yell at her all

1038
00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:59,400
Speaker 5: the time, like you have no idea, how lucky you. Yeah,

1039
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:02,640
Speaker 5: but anyway, and she's very chill and the coolest. But

1040
00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:05,839
Speaker 5: so I hate to cut you off because this has

1041
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:09,280
Speaker 5: been the best conversation and especially because I didn't I've never.

1042
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:11,640
Speaker 3: Met you before. It's really cool.

1043
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:15,719
Speaker 6: Huge admirer. And Lisa and Kara are two of my

1044
00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:18,120
Speaker 6: best friends. Lisa was one of my bridesmaids, Cara was

1045
00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:21,440
Speaker 6: my officiant. So I feel and I do think of

1046
00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:25,359
Speaker 6: I Love a Lifetime movie as a sister to that's messed.

1047
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:26,680
Speaker 1: Up entire podcast.

1048
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:29,560
Speaker 6: You know, we're all we're all traveling in the same

1049
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:30,600
Speaker 6: bizarre world.

1050
00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:36,000
Speaker 3: True, it's true. Do you have any plugs that you

1051
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:36,560
Speaker 3: would like her?

1052
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:39,520
Speaker 1: Are you going back out? I am going back out.

1053
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:42,760
Speaker 6: I'm not doing anything on the road. I'm doing something.

1054
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:45,520
Speaker 6: It's like the town next to Aspen, So if you

1055
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:48,600
Speaker 6: live in Aspen, I'll be there in August. But then

1056
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:52,240
Speaker 6: I wrote for a new HBO show that's called Pause

1057
00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:56,680
Speaker 6: with Sam Jay and it is on Fridays at nine

1058
00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:57,640
Speaker 6: pm on HBO.

1059
00:50:57,960 --> 00:50:59,719
Speaker 7: And yeah, we're just really proud of it. And then

1060
00:50:59,719 --> 00:51:02,759
Speaker 7: the cast I love for you.

1061
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:04,799
Speaker 1: Yeah I saw that. I'll watch that. I really call

1062
00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:09,160
Speaker 1: her my dad's HBO Q. Oh yes, okay, and it's

1063
00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:10,239
Speaker 1: Pause P A U. S. E.

1064
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:10,920
Speaker 3: With Sam j.

1065
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:15,120
Speaker 5: Yes, Yeah, that's I've seen some promos and I think

1066
00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:19,439
Speaker 5: she's the coolest. But it looks like it's really doing something. Yeah,

1067
00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:21,120
Speaker 5: Like it was very exciting.

1068
00:51:20,719 --> 00:51:24,480
Speaker 7: To see people are like you wrote for I'm yes,

1069
00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:27,120
Speaker 7: I did. I told you I'm ignoring the police. Now

1070
00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:29,719
Speaker 7: I'm allowed to write for a lot of different.

1071
00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:30,080
Speaker 1: Kinds of things.

1072
00:51:31,719 --> 00:51:32,680
Speaker 3: You're a modern lady.

1073
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:35,480
Speaker 7: I am a modern lady with a clean butthole.

1074
00:51:35,719 --> 00:51:39,439
Speaker 1: Wow, that's right. How did you know our sign off?

1075
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:40,720
Speaker 1: We said that every episode.

1076
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:42,600
Speaker 7: Oh what to my hair?

1077
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:45,680
Speaker 1: My hole are two clean buttholes to yours.

1078
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:48,920
Speaker 4: Have a good night everyone, Thanks you being on Megan,

1079
00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:50,160
Speaker 4: You're great and good job.

1080
00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:55,120
Speaker 1: Thank you some career stuff you've been listening. Do you

1081
00:51:55,160 --> 00:52:01,000
Speaker 1: need a ride? D Y N A R R? Are

1082
00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:04,640
Speaker 1: you leaving? I you wanna way back home?

1083
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:10,040
Speaker 2: Either way you want to be there, doesn't matter how

1084
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:14,280
Speaker 2: much baggage you claim, and give us time and a

1085
00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:15,600
Speaker 2: terminol and gay.

1086
00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:19,720
Speaker 3: We want to send you off in style.

1087
00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:26,360
Speaker 2: You wanna welcome you back home. Tell us all about

1088
00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:28,520
Speaker 2: every scared he was it fine?

1089
00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:50,360
Speaker 1: Malborn? Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1090
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:54,280
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1091
00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:58,719
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1092
00:52:59,800 --> 00:52:59,960
Speaker 6: Ride?

1093
00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:13,080
Speaker 1: Do you mean with Karen and cress m H