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Speaker 2: Listening to me, I don't Joy, yeah, Joy, they have set.

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Speaker 1: The word of the money come come out, you think

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Speaker 1: I sure will. Good morning everybody you are listening to

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Speaker 1: the voice, come on, dig me down one and only.

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey got a radio show. Man o, man o, man,

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Speaker 1: I just I have to tell you this. How good

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Speaker 1: is the God I serve? How amazing is he? That's

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Speaker 1: that's all I you know. And you know what, really, man,

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Speaker 1: when I try to explain how I feel about what

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Speaker 1: don't they don't cut it. They really don't. You know,

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Speaker 1: I can say amazing. At one time, I even just

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Speaker 1: as be all adocious. I just tried that. See how

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Speaker 1: that he's amazing and awesome and he's an awesome God.

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Speaker 1: You hear people say that is It's bigger than that too, man.

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Speaker 1: So you know, as hard as I try, no matter

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Speaker 1: what I do every day, I'm gonna come up short

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Speaker 6: It is.

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Speaker 1: It is your determination and your effort. Listen to me carefully.

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Speaker 1: It is your determination and your effort. I think that

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Speaker 1: I found that to be so true in my life

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Speaker 1: This is the thing that you have to wrap your

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Speaker 1: on any level in any area. The dream is the beginning.

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Speaker 1: Good Lord, let me tell you something. The determination and

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Speaker 1: effort is massive. You cannot be overly concerned with sleep.

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Speaker 1: If you are a person who is always concerned about sleep,

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Speaker 1: It's not fin to happen. You cannot be that concerned

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Speaker 1: your rest. But this was my philosophy. I'm just sharing

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Speaker 1: You cannot sleep a third of your life away and

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Speaker 1: expect to become successful. If you're not already successful. If

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Speaker 1: Hey, yeah, probably lying. But okay, tell your story. Because

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Speaker 1: I wish I could get y'all understand this right here.

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Speaker 1: Understand that the effort that is required to be successful

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Speaker 1: But they's sitting around smoking weed for every day. Pa,

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Speaker 1: Come on, man, for real, But if you took that beer,

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Speaker 1: so you want that to be it every year? Or

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Speaker 1: do you want this year? I'm taking my family to

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Speaker 1: You know, you know it can happen like that. But

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Speaker 1: if you ain't working, listen to me. Average effort gets

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Speaker 1: ordinary effort gets ordinary results. But if you put forth

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Speaker 1: Hey man, I ran across this, I thought about you,

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Speaker 1: and I sent it to you. It said no alarm

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Speaker 1: He said, no alarm clock needed, My passion wakes me.

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Speaker 1: That's what you got to be about.

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Speaker 9: Listening Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, let me have your divided attention. Please,

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Speaker 1: this is the beginning of a new day. This at

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Speaker 1: the start of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Let us

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Speaker 1: begin three two one. What's up?

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Speaker 8: Charlie?

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Speaker 10: Hey, what's up?

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Speaker 1: Steve?

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Speaker 8: Call?

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Speaker 1: What's going on?

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Speaker 8: Steve?

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Speaker 10: Junia?

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Speaker 1: And then going on the porch, Doggy Doge.

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Speaker 9: You sound like you're on the porch and we're passing by.

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Speaker 1: Drive that drive a third boy. Oh you act like

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Speaker 1: you don't know no about it. Oh wait, you look

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Speaker 8: Like I love it.

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Speaker 1: If you think you know you know, I think I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna go down store. Give me a watermelon. Let me

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Speaker 1: when you all got to tell you the watermelon. When

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Speaker 1: you thump of watermelon? What you're listening for. No, I

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Speaker 1: don't think watermelons. Well, I know how to pick watermelons.

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Speaker 1: I thought you're supposed to thump them. No, dog, what

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Speaker 1: you pick a sweet watermelon. What is stem comes out

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Speaker 1: lot of you know those veins, Yeah, a little veins

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Speaker 1: You can pick a sweet one that don't have it

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Speaker 1: because like them dark green was don't oftentimes a lot

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Speaker 1: now they thump them down south. I didn't Well, you know,

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Speaker 1: you don't buy enough of them. You don't grow them.

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Speaker 1: If you grow watermelon, you can thump them, but you

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Speaker 1: what I'm listening. So now you're just thumping you didn't

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Speaker 12: And are we are we doing seeds or seedless? Because

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Speaker 12: I like seeds?

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Speaker 1: No, see, there's no watermelon that don't have seeds in it.

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Speaker 1: Watermelons got seed.

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Speaker 9: But but yeah, but you know they have seedless watermelons.

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Speaker 1: That's genetic, you modified.

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Speaker 9: Surely I can read well a store like yeah, no.

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Speaker 1: But that then, but that ain't the real real watermelons

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Speaker 1: have seeds.

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Speaker 12: Oh that's what I think.

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. Go to Africa and you

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Speaker 1: be trying to find seedless watermelon whole time you over there.

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Speaker 12: Okay, seeds, I want the seeds.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, just a little country lesson on how to

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Speaker 1: pick a watermelon because we buy we approaching watermelon season.

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Speaker 1: What is it exactly July to September? Your death watermelon

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Speaker 1: time come on.

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Speaker 7: Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, William

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Speaker 7: from the nephew, is he runs that frank back right after.

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Speaker 9: This you're listening morning show.

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Speaker 12: It is time now for the nephew to run that

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Speaker 12: prank back.

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Speaker 13: What you got for his neph This is three minute remarks. Shirley,

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Speaker 13: it's three minute remarks. These are for the people that

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Speaker 13: how this person was a part of their life.

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Speaker 14: And an adjustment that ain't no adjustment, that's that's changing

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Speaker 8: Listen to me, brother, keep listen to me. What they

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Speaker 8: Well and well, listen, listen, brother Keith, Brother Keith, listen

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Speaker 14: Actually, sir, you already you already taking you already taking

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Speaker 14: And if I don't get to say nothing, I guarantee you,

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Speaker 8: I bet you.

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Speaker 8: I bet you that much.

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Speaker 14: You tell Day that I didn't you see then put

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Speaker 14: Who who is they?

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Speaker 5: That's what I'm trying to get.

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Speaker 8: Can I can? I tell you something and I don't

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Speaker 8: Morning Show. You just got breaked. You just got breaked

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Speaker 14: I'm kicking Bobby.

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Speaker 8: I know that my mother pressure is all up.

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Speaker 8: Oh Mama said, y'all grew up like brothers man, and

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Speaker 8: That's right, Yes, yes, I was. Man. Oh my, hey,

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Speaker 1: Now for y'all, I ain't even finn talk that into

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Speaker 7: You coming up next to ask the CLO with our

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Speaker 7: We're going to ask the CLO Chief Love Officer Steve

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Speaker 7: I'm black and Asian. When my son was born, he

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Speaker 1: Absolutely? Absolutely?

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Speaker 6: Is it?

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Speaker 1: Absolutely?

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Speaker 5: Is?

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Speaker 1: Absolutely is the fact that you told you Look, I

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Speaker 1: And I understand him not wanting to ruffle a boat

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Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, all right.

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Speaker 7: Moving on to Chevelle in Montgomery, Belle says, my husband

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Speaker 9: Allowing my husband to cheat on me.

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Speaker 7: My mother's house is the gambling spot in our community

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Speaker 1: Well, if it's your mama's gambling spot, your mama making money,

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Speaker 1: Ain't nowhere you can go gamble sect casinos, So no,

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Speaker 1: I think it's absolutely I don't you know your mama.

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Speaker 12: What are his exes doing over there?

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Speaker 1: Though they both well you know, I mean she over

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Speaker 1: All him?

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Speaker 7: My husband's over there with his ex all right, Sophia

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Speaker 9: My husband is twenty nine. I'm twenty seven.

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Speaker 7: He works as a retail manager and I work from

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Speaker 1: Well, you're not wrong for trying to stack money. You

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Speaker 1: Is at what expense? I don't see how he's okay

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Speaker 9: You know, goes legit.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know, you just got to quit selling

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Speaker 1: I'm not saying that what you're doing is illegal. I

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Speaker 1: But what is you saying where you can buy a house.

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Speaker 9: Though she made enough money that she could buy a house.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, that's not the question.

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Speaker 12: He's saying, what is what is she doing on this show?

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Speaker 1: What is you talking about? Okay, what did you say?

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out what you could say to

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Speaker 7: sex video, chat room.

442
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:36,800
Speaker 9: A lot going on? All right, we're moving on.

443
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:42,320
Speaker 7: Money in Tampa, says or Amony in Tampa says I'm

444
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:44,919
Speaker 7: forty eight and I've been married eleven years.

445
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,440
Speaker 9: But my wife and I live in separate houses.

446
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:50,520
Speaker 7: She never sold her house, and in the beginning of

447
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:52,960
Speaker 7: our marriage, we argued more than we made love, so

448
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:55,920
Speaker 7: she basically decided we'd live in separate houses.

449
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,600
Speaker 9: It has worked out fine, but our family and friends

450
00:26:58,680 --> 00:26:59,440
Speaker 9: think we're nuts.

451
00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:00,440
Speaker 6: Though.

452
00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:02,879
Speaker 7: My wife has been going to bed really early in

453
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:06,240
Speaker 7: changing the locks in her house. I think the distance

454
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:08,760
Speaker 7: has made her forget about me. Should I tell her

455
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,120
Speaker 7: it's time to end this arrangement?

456
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:16,600
Speaker 1: Yeah? I think she didn't changed the lots. She's going

457
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:20,119
Speaker 1: to bed. Y'all ain't married, No damn one. I just

458
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:27,080
Speaker 1: y'all just know each other on paper, going to bed early,

459
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:30,719
Speaker 1: changing locks. Don't even come over here, not because now

460
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:32,480
Speaker 1: she don't want you creeping in in that night.

461
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:33,959
Speaker 9: Yeah, in her space.

462
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:40,200
Speaker 1: So what should he do? What should he do?

463
00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:40,880
Speaker 8: Go fu?

464
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:46,960
Speaker 1: She gon sign him? What y'all together for. Y'all ain't

465
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:48,920
Speaker 1: got to worry about who get the house. Y'all both

466
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:53,879
Speaker 1: keep your own house. That's the biggest cut, is that house.

467
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:58,840
Speaker 1: If somebody lost her foe, yeah, just gold, don't even

468
00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:02,480
Speaker 1: worry about that. She gonna keep her house. You keep

469
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:06,760
Speaker 1: your house. Irreconcilable differences, y'all get divorced with seven to fifty.

470
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:08,119
Speaker 1: Y'all ain't got no ass.

471
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:12,520
Speaker 12: Yes, all right, thank you, Cello. You're listening.

472
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:14,320
Speaker 9: Morning show.

473
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:19,800
Speaker 7: It's time for something funny and Jay. This is about

474
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:22,680
Speaker 7: stuff you say to your neighbors under your breath. Please explain.

475
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,800
Speaker 11: This has to do with we see our neighbors all

476
00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:25,160
Speaker 11: the time.

477
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:29,719
Speaker 6: We're not that fond of them sometimes so we speak,

478
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:33,000
Speaker 6: but under our breath we're saying little things, little little

479
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:39,280
Speaker 6: insulting things, like, hey, how doing clell.

480
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:44,600
Speaker 12: Keep one hundred jacket?

481
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:46,840
Speaker 11: Keep keeping it?

482
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:54,080
Speaker 1: One ja ja I? Just want earl, how you doing?

483
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:55,520
Speaker 6: You the earl?

484
00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:56,200
Speaker 8: My man?

485
00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:58,520
Speaker 1: You need some curtains?

486
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:05,600
Speaker 15: How you doing?

487
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:08,840
Speaker 1: Franklin's good to see you. Hope that boy stay.

488
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:09,240
Speaker 6: Home this time.

489
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:21,000
Speaker 9: It takes vacations, see fifth time.

490
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:24,560
Speaker 12: Come on, nephew, step.

491
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:28,640
Speaker 1: Perkins, How are you good?

492
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:29,000
Speaker 8: Good?

493
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:35,120
Speaker 1: If you do something with that damn boat, you don't

494
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:35,520
Speaker 1: even worry?

495
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:43,360
Speaker 9: Indeed I do, Miss Kennedy, Hey, I done that.

496
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:44,200
Speaker 6: We will in.

497
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:54,640
Speaker 9: Across the street.

498
00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:58,000
Speaker 8: Dale, Dale, Kim.

499
00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:00,760
Speaker 1: How you guys doing the day with? For the ass.

500
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:06,520
Speaker 6: Half?

501
00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:08,960
Speaker 4: Yeah?

502
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:16,440
Speaker 12: The stuff we say to our neighbors under it's gotta

503
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:16,880
Speaker 12: be sitting.

504
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:24,200
Speaker 3: Come on, Smith's good to see you all right now,

505
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:26,120
Speaker 3: I wouldn't be pushing my mom at that long.

506
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:29,600
Speaker 8: Man.

507
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:37,320
Speaker 1: She got to do something. Three people, Hey Bob, are

508
00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:40,680
Speaker 1: you good good? You can stop your fair wife from

509
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:48,640
Speaker 1: swimming naked? All them broly scaring the hell out of

510
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:49,200
Speaker 1: my dog.

511
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:53,320
Speaker 10: Stands?

512
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:57,680
Speaker 11: And yeah, how you got folk claws on the block,

513
00:30:57,760 --> 00:30:58,440
Speaker 11: and don't none of them?

514
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:02,120
Speaker 10: Four cards?

515
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:07,440
Speaker 7: He yard is a mess. Stuff we say to our

516
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:09,000
Speaker 7: neighbors under our breath.

517
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:14,240
Speaker 1: Come on, will us, I'm spot old boy, I see

518
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:17,840
Speaker 1: I have a going to day shore glady or whatever,

519
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:19,520
Speaker 1: and that roughly he.

520
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:24,560
Speaker 8: Cut.

521
00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:29,440
Speaker 1: He killed my flowers. He spoke to me and cut

522
00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:31,600
Speaker 1: my grass. Put his breath.

523
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:34,640
Speaker 11: Wow, that's bad.

524
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:38,120
Speaker 12: That's dragging right.

525
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:46,560
Speaker 1: Hey, hey Johnson's it's good to see y'all. All right now, man,

526
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:50,080
Speaker 1: now now we good? Good? I say right now, I

527
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:52,440
Speaker 1: know a baby when to eat paper. You know, I

528
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:55,160
Speaker 1: know that baby eat paper. You gotta tell me no more.

529
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:56,600
Speaker 12: I know that baby eats pipe.

530
00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:00,000
Speaker 1: Baby, he's smart. All now you gotta bring.

531
00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:00,960
Speaker 10: My no we good.

532
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:05,440
Speaker 12: Birthday s?

533
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:11,080
Speaker 7: We say to our neighbors under our breath. Tommy go Leonard, Hey.

534
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:15,640
Speaker 1: Nice day to day? Good good? Wasn't good last night?

535
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:23,479
Speaker 1: Damn police? No, you said you called them?

536
00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:30,560
Speaker 12: Stuff? We say to our neighbors under our breath.

537
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:39,840
Speaker 1: Herman, how y'all doing? Tell me y'all put your mommy

538
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:40,240
Speaker 1: in a hole?

539
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:42,520
Speaker 8: Say that?

540
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:54,320
Speaker 12: Ye, Black people don't do that.

541
00:32:57,480 --> 00:33:02,720
Speaker 11: Hey, mister Mitchell, what's going on? You don't see that

542
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:04,480
Speaker 11: dog doing your yard? You just don't.

543
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:07,240
Speaker 9: Sun leave it?

544
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:14,040
Speaker 7: Stuff, we say to our neighbors under our breath.

545
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:17,920
Speaker 10: Curtis, Hey, jas going on?

546
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:19,880
Speaker 8: All right? Now?

547
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:22,000
Speaker 9: Ain't the wind the world no better than that?

548
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:22,800
Speaker 1: Damn line?

549
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:24,920
Speaker 11: She ain't chilling that.

550
00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:27,800
Speaker 1: Way too much?

551
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:28,120
Speaker 8: Noise.

552
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:31,440
Speaker 1: I don't even know how they touched both they stumped.

553
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:37,520
Speaker 10: All right, man, I'm good man, Come.

554
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:40,680
Speaker 12: On, nephew, stuff. We say to our neighbors under our breath.

555
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:45,600
Speaker 13: Kindly, kindley, y'all's looking good, looking, real good. You come

556
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:47,120
Speaker 13: over with this line, though, you come over with this

557
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:50,680
Speaker 13: more turn with that damn I'm telling you that you

558
00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:51,720
Speaker 13: know what damn line.

559
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:52,640
Speaker 8: You know what?

560
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:59,400
Speaker 1: You know my side, you know your damn sign. That

561
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:05,040
Speaker 1: probably mean something, but it means something.

562
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:05,680
Speaker 8: You know what?

563
00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:08,120
Speaker 11: There lying man, that's my line.

564
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:12,520
Speaker 7: All right, I think we have time for two more

565
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:14,920
Speaker 7: Jaye and then Steve closed it out stuff.

566
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:16,920
Speaker 12: We say to our neighbors under our breath, let's go.

567
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:23,000
Speaker 11: Hey, Hey, what's going. Yeah, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.

568
00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:28,759
Speaker 10: Who she was good that night when he got into

569
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:34,760
Speaker 10: a fight. Yeah, okay, yeah.

570
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 12: Come on, Steve closed it out stuff.

571
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:43,120
Speaker 1: We stayed right right out Sidney. Hey, it invited me

572
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:53,360
Speaker 1: over to Little stink As barbecue and everything. I know,

573
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:57,839
Speaker 1: I know you ran out of room over all, gud,

574
00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,000
Speaker 1: Thank you. That was good.

575
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:00,200
Speaker 9: You're listening.

576
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:04,600
Speaker 7: Morning show, and it's time now for a round of

577
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:10,160
Speaker 7: would you rather? Would you rather be reincarnated as an

578
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:12,399
Speaker 7: animal as a human again?

579
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:15,160
Speaker 1: Coming back as no damn animal.

580
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:19,040
Speaker 9: But if you came back as an animal, oh.

581
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:23,040
Speaker 1: Just I signed. I don't know. Time, got to find

582
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:26,239
Speaker 1: something to eat. I ain't got no money, I ain't

583
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:27,960
Speaker 1: coming down in here, ain't got no money. I've done

584
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:33,400
Speaker 1: that before the first part of your life. Yeah, I

585
00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:37,120
Speaker 1: will already been an animal. Yeah, we ain't doing that.

586
00:35:37,239 --> 00:35:40,880
Speaker 1: No damn well, not with no money, no law. I

587
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:42,600
Speaker 1: don't want no parts of that. I want to be

588
00:35:42,719 --> 00:35:47,840
Speaker 1: involved in currency exchange at some point. I hope somebody

589
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:49,520
Speaker 1: set a bowl of milk out man.

590
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:54,160
Speaker 12: Hell all right, okay, moving on?

591
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:58,680
Speaker 7: Would you rather not speak for an entire year or

592
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:01,440
Speaker 7: would you rather not hear for an entire year?

593
00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:04,919
Speaker 1: If I can't hear, then am I speaking? I don't

594
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 1: get it, and I'm gonna tell you right now. If

595
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:15,640
Speaker 1: you can't hear, you sure gone sounds to it when

596
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:19,400
Speaker 1: you used to hear. You know, I have trouble pronouncing

597
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:21,359
Speaker 1: words and I can hear them. Boy, if I can't hear,

598
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:28,239
Speaker 1: you can hear? What is his ass talking? I think

599
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:32,319
Speaker 1: I want to hear. Okay, so you can type, right,

600
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:36,600
Speaker 1: But if you can't hear, no, man, I can't. But

601
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:41,399
Speaker 1: not talking for a year a lot of writing, though

602
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:44,160
Speaker 1: I can't tell you a lot of writing, A lot

603
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:47,480
Speaker 1: of writing. I can't tear you the money I'm gonna

604
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:51,839
Speaker 1: be missing out on. I can't talk. Yeah, yeah, right,

605
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:59,360
Speaker 1: these sets and hold them up a lot of text custods,

606
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:02,600
Speaker 1: a lot of texts. All right, guys.

607
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:06,239
Speaker 7: Would you rather climb the highest mountain or swim the

608
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:06,960
Speaker 7: deepest sea?

609
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:07,680
Speaker 8: Ah?

610
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:11,640
Speaker 1: Man, why back upon that mountain? I'm gonna die in

611
00:37:11,719 --> 00:37:14,600
Speaker 1: that water. That's for day. I can't get in that water, man,

612
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:18,279
Speaker 1: But but I can't handle heights because of I get

613
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:21,640
Speaker 1: out to too sickness. Yeah, what you gonna do? So

614
00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:23,640
Speaker 1: we're gonna down the way up or down the way down?

615
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:32,160
Speaker 1: Like like, yeah, I'm not I'm not finna do that though, Okay,

616
00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:34,399
Speaker 1: that don't make no sense. I don't even want up there.

617
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:38,719
Speaker 1: I don't even know. It would mean nothing for me

618
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:41,320
Speaker 1: to stick a flag in the top of every nothing.

619
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:45,240
Speaker 12: So then you're going to the deepest seas.

620
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:48,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I can't swim, So hell I swim, but

621
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:49,920
Speaker 1: I ain't going way down now.

622
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:54,840
Speaker 12: All right, that's today's round. Would you rather come in?

623
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:57,760
Speaker 1: We didn't like today?

624
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:03,200
Speaker 9: You're listening Harty Morning Show.

625
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:09,600
Speaker 7: Have you ever had a small brain malfunction on the

626
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:14,640
Speaker 7: snide inappropriate remark you meant to say to yourself actually

627
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:16,960
Speaker 7: came out of your mouth, you know, like we always

628
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:17,960
Speaker 7: say inside.

629
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:21,120
Speaker 9: Voice, outside voice? Did I say that aloud?

630
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:21,800
Speaker 1: Stuff like that?

631
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:26,279
Speaker 12: So, Steve, I know you have but we're in start

632
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:27,920
Speaker 12: would Yeah, we'll get to you last.

633
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:31,279
Speaker 7: So what have you blurted out in public that you

634
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:34,520
Speaker 7: thought was just one of your inner thought monologues?

635
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:37,880
Speaker 6: Jay, I'll go first. I was having a party this

636
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:41,000
Speaker 6: one time, which I don't like parties at mouse, but

637
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:44,440
Speaker 6: I let the person I was dating to have a

638
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:47,279
Speaker 6: party at the house for me. A party shit in

639
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:49,520
Speaker 6: at nine thirty and the party.

640
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:54,640
Speaker 11: Should be old. Yeah, nine damn thirty? You've eaten? You've

641
00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:55,480
Speaker 11: heard music?

642
00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:56,680
Speaker 10: What time?

643
00:38:57,840 --> 00:38:58,480
Speaker 8: Yeah? Right?

644
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:02,320
Speaker 11: So I thought I was talking to her and I

645
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:05,520
Speaker 11: yelled out when they taking their ass home.

646
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:12,480
Speaker 6: Not everybody everybody had the party heard me, and that

647
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:17,440
Speaker 6: ended the party. The party did ended. Well, that's what

648
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:22,600
Speaker 6: you wanted, which is what I wanted. So anyway, that's

649
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:23,280
Speaker 6: I blurted.

650
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:25,319
Speaker 11: When the hell it going home?

651
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:29,319
Speaker 1: All right?

652
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:31,719
Speaker 12: Nephew, come on, I knew you have a few.

653
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:35,120
Speaker 1: Oh, I got born and I canna you got heels

654
00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:40,160
Speaker 1: a little cool party. I said it. I said it,

655
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:47,319
Speaker 1: I thought, said, wife, Your wife is flying as hell.

656
00:39:54,640 --> 00:40:02,759
Speaker 15: God you live to tell that story, right, all right?

657
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:05,120
Speaker 15: Come on, Steve, I know you have one.

658
00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:09,480
Speaker 1: I got a bunch of them. I was about since

659
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:13,640
Speaker 1: I was about sixteen. That was about sixteen, and we

660
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:17,920
Speaker 1: was all in the backyard barbecue and uh, you know,

661
00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:19,839
Speaker 1: it was time to eat. So you know, they had

662
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:23,719
Speaker 1: the little table set up in the back and you

663
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:26,239
Speaker 1: just kind of went around and you know, pulled a

664
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:29,200
Speaker 1: little Surrey wrap off and took a dip, you know,

665
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:31,480
Speaker 1: put put food on your plate. And I'm walking around

666
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:35,080
Speaker 1: and put your food on the plate. And I just said, man,

667
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Speaker 1: I can't stand these damn pats. My aunt was standing

668
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:43,759
Speaker 1: back there and said, that's cause there ain't no damn

669
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:51,359
Speaker 1: baked beans. That's chili. The hell mixed chili them summer time.

670
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:57,839
Speaker 1: Them baked beans was so trifling. I said, I can't

671
00:40:57,960 --> 00:41:00,120
Speaker 1: stand here. Baked beans can stay back.

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00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:12,319
Speaker 9: All basically about inside outside boys. Just something you said aloud.

673
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:14,440
Speaker 12: But you really thought you were saying it to yourself.

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00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:17,279
Speaker 11: Come on, Jay, you got another one.

675
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:17,640
Speaker 8: Okay.

676
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:20,640
Speaker 6: So this other time we were having a party. I

677
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:25,800
Speaker 6: let another party at the house and so the wine

678
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:29,600
Speaker 6: was really cheap wine, you know. So I yelled out,

679
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:32,840
Speaker 6: who the hell about this cheap ass wine?

680
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:33,120
Speaker 5: You know.

681
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:36,160
Speaker 6: I thought I was saying it to my inside boys.

682
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:39,200
Speaker 6: And the lady who was at.

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00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:42,280
Speaker 11: The party said, how bought that cheap ass wine?

684
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:43,600
Speaker 1: And I'm gona just take it home?

685
00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:47,799
Speaker 11: And okay, I apologize. It's not that cheap.

686
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:55,040
Speaker 1: I said it. I said it.

687
00:41:55,320 --> 00:42:00,480
Speaker 13: I said some things, yeah, yeah, at my mama house. Family,

688
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:03,680
Speaker 13: big family gathering. And I don't know, I'm like, who's

689
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:05,320
Speaker 13: the last woman in the kitchen.

690
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:18,040
Speaker 1: Who said that out loud? Out loud. I was a

691
00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:20,320
Speaker 1: little boy, just for the first time. I was probably

692
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:24,960
Speaker 1: about eight, maybe nine, yeah, eight or nine. I had

693
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:28,040
Speaker 1: just got a whipping, and I was in my room,

694
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:30,719
Speaker 1: roob and my legs, and I was going, I hate you,

695
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:35,480
Speaker 1: I hate I hate you. And I thought I was

696
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:38,879
Speaker 1: saying it soft enough. My daddy walked in that room

697
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:43,360
Speaker 1: and said, you hate who. I just started crying hard.

698
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:49,640
Speaker 12: I don't hate albody. Coming up next to up you

699
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:57,040
Speaker 12: with Today's Frank phone call. Right after this, You're listening.

700
00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:01,200
Speaker 7: Morning show coming up at the top of the hour,

701
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:04,440
Speaker 7: right about four minutes after it's my Strawberry letter for today,

702
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:09,319
Speaker 7: the subject I don't mind working over time, but up next,

703
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:12,520
Speaker 7: nephew Tommy right here with today's prank phone call.

704
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:21,960
Speaker 1: What you got math Media Ministry Media minished. Hello, Hello, time.

705
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,360
Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Dre. Andre.

706
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:26,000
Speaker 8: Yeah, this is Andre.

707
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:27,080
Speaker 1: Hey, Dre.

708
00:43:27,239 --> 00:43:30,000
Speaker 13: You the person that runs the media at the church.

709
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:32,040
Speaker 13: You over the sound system and everything and all the

710
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:34,480
Speaker 13: screens and all that stuff.

711
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:36,239
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I work with the church.

712
00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:38,920
Speaker 1: Okay, how long you been at the church, man.

713
00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:41,880
Speaker 5: I've probably been at the church for like five years.

714
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:42,799
Speaker 1: Now, about five years.

715
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:46,680
Speaker 13: Okay, okay, listen, my name Doug Man, Dougson, and I

716
00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:49,680
Speaker 13: haven't I haven't joined the church yet, but I've been

717
00:43:49,719 --> 00:43:53,839
Speaker 13: coming because my cousin, you know, my cousin them go there.

718
00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:56,120
Speaker 13: They've been going there for quite a bit. My cousin

719
00:43:57,360 --> 00:44:00,440
Speaker 13: got I got one cousin that's in the choir theatres.

720
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:02,800
Speaker 13: You know who theatrece is, right, Yeah.

721
00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:04,359
Speaker 8: Yeah, I know who the trees. Doug.

722
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:05,879
Speaker 5: You ain't a member of the church yet.

723
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:07,640
Speaker 1: No, No, I'm not a member of the church yet,

724
00:44:07,719 --> 00:44:09,160
Speaker 1: but you know I've been in there.

725
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:11,880
Speaker 13: You know, I'm liking the service and everything, so you know,

726
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:14,200
Speaker 13: it's just a matter of time, you know, uh, uh

727
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:16,919
Speaker 13: when I feel like I'm ready to actually join.

728
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:18,680
Speaker 1: But I ain't gonna lie.

729
00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:18,839
Speaker 8: Man.

730
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,920
Speaker 13: I'm calling you because I got a bit of an

731
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:24,160
Speaker 13: issue about, uh, about something I've been noticing for the

732
00:44:24,239 --> 00:44:26,160
Speaker 13: last three weeks that's been going on in the church,

733
00:44:26,719 --> 00:44:28,400
Speaker 13: and I wanted to uh, you know, I had to

734
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:32,640
Speaker 13: ask around who was over the media. Uh, ministry, Yeah,

735
00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:37,480
Speaker 13: that's that's you. Okay, So uh, man, I don't know

736
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:40,359
Speaker 13: what's happening. Uh, And I ain't gonna lie. I gotta

737
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:42,799
Speaker 13: be real with you. It pissed me off. But uh,

738
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:46,279
Speaker 13: for the last three weeks, you know, Uh, when my

739
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:49,200
Speaker 13: cousin get ready to sing, you know, I don't know

740
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:52,120
Speaker 13: why when she get up to sing that the mic

741
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:54,279
Speaker 13: just go out, you know what I mean, The mic

742
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:56,399
Speaker 13: just go completely out when she getting ready to sing.

743
00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:58,759
Speaker 1: And I'm like, what, this don't make no sense, you know.

744
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:02,000
Speaker 5: So, man, I ain't been It's not like I'm timing it.

745
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:02,440
Speaker 6: I don't know.

746
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:04,919
Speaker 5: I mean, we don't have the best equipment at the church.

747
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:07,640
Speaker 5: You know, we just got to work for what we got.

748
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:09,600
Speaker 5: I mean, it's not like I'm sitting there trying to

749
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:13,279
Speaker 5: sing about your cousin. Sometimes the MIC's get a glitch, man,

750
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:13,920
Speaker 5: But see.

751
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 1: But see that. But see that's my problem.

752
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:15,319
Speaker 8: Though.

753
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:18,400
Speaker 13: The problem I'm having is the glitch happening every single

754
00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:21,880
Speaker 13: time my cousin get the mic. You know, that's the

755
00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:23,839
Speaker 13: problem I'm having. Like, Okay, so every time the trees

756
00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:26,080
Speaker 13: get up there the same then you know, the mic

757
00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:28,279
Speaker 13: go out. I didn't came three weeks straight. I ain't

758
00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:31,160
Speaker 13: hear my cousins saying nothing yet. So I'm calling you

759
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:34,560
Speaker 13: brouh on you know, on some real man the man stuff,

760
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:37,720
Speaker 13: Just letting you know, brouh I'm coming to church again

761
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:41,920
Speaker 13: this Sunday. I'm coming now. If the trees might go

762
00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:45,759
Speaker 13: out again, hey dog, somebody gonna get.

763
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:49,759
Speaker 5: You gonna bring that energy to church?

764
00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:53,319
Speaker 8: Say what or not you're gonna bring that energy to church?

765
00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:55,560
Speaker 5: I told you, man, it's just the glitch. Ain't nothing

766
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:56,320
Speaker 5: I could do about it.

767
00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:59,480
Speaker 1: Okay. What I'm saying though, bro, what I'm saying is

768
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:01,279
Speaker 1: just right here, and I'm being as real as I can.

769
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:07,239
Speaker 13: Which if if LaTrece might go out on Sunday, immediately

770
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:10,360
Speaker 13: after that service is over with somebody getting.

771
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:13,880
Speaker 5: I don't know why you calling threatening a member of

772
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:15,959
Speaker 5: the church, man like I said, I ain't got nothing

773
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,919
Speaker 5: to do with it. I try to keep everything running cool,

774
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:20,600
Speaker 5: you know, I try to keep the running smooth. I

775
00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:24,000
Speaker 5: can't tell you when the glitch is gonna happen. It's electronics, man,

776
00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:26,400
Speaker 5: it's holy quitmen. I'd love for you to be a

777
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:28,719
Speaker 5: member of the church with us, but I can't. I mean,

778
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:30,320
Speaker 5: why are you calling up here threatening me?

779
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:34,040
Speaker 13: Hey, bro, because because I done came up there three times,

780
00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:36,600
Speaker 13: three times I came up to see my cousin saying.

781
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:39,520
Speaker 13: You know, my cousin is saying, since we was kids,

782
00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:41,840
Speaker 13: we all love to hear hers sing. We love her voice,

783
00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:44,400
Speaker 13: you know we you know, we grew up listening to

784
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:46,640
Speaker 13: Latree saying. So what I'm saying. I'm gonna say this

785
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:50,120
Speaker 13: here though, and I I don't say it twice already.

786
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:56,200
Speaker 13: I'm coming up there Sunday if if LaTrece might go out.

787
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:57,799
Speaker 5: Bro, let me just cut you off real quick.

788
00:46:57,840 --> 00:46:59,320
Speaker 8: Ain't no way that you're.

789
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:01,719
Speaker 5: Gonna come up here and whooped nobody, man, that just

790
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:04,120
Speaker 5: ain't gonna happen. Like I told you, it's a glitch,

791
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:06,239
Speaker 5: But you ain't coming up to the church talking all

792
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:07,840
Speaker 5: this and then you're gonna whoop somebody.

793
00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:10,800
Speaker 13: Okay, So I see where we at now. So so

794
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:13,120
Speaker 13: let me just going on directed this way. So let

795
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:17,040
Speaker 13: me say this, from Doug to Andre, from me to you,

796
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:22,160
Speaker 13: I'm letting you know right now, come Sunday, if Latrice

797
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:27,439
Speaker 13: might go out not know somebody, I'm whooping yos, Drake,

798
00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:29,640
Speaker 13: I'm whooping yos.

799
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:32,200
Speaker 5: If the damn might go Okay, first off, I ain't

800
00:47:32,239 --> 00:47:36,279
Speaker 5: nobody whooping my especially no punk dude named Doug. He

801
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:39,640
Speaker 5: ain't gonna come to the church. What my that's gonna happen?

802
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:40,120
Speaker 1: Okay?

803
00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:40,239
Speaker 8: What?

804
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:42,000
Speaker 1: What what makes you think you can't get your ass?

805
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:45,120
Speaker 5: And what makes me you over here threatening somebody.

806
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:45,760
Speaker 8: Over here with the media.

807
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:47,600
Speaker 5: You want to come test these hands and come test

808
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:48,040
Speaker 5: the hands?

809
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:48,279
Speaker 4: Man?

810
00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:48,800
Speaker 8: You know what?

811
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:52,160
Speaker 1: Matter of fact, when y'all next rehearsal, I just come

812
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:52,960
Speaker 1: on over that end.

813
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:55,279
Speaker 5: You come on over there, man, Why don't you come

814
00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:57,080
Speaker 5: over right now? I'm over at the church right now.

815
00:47:57,400 --> 00:47:58,839
Speaker 1: Oh so you at the church right now.

816
00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:01,600
Speaker 5: I'm at the church rying now right now. If you

817
00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:04,439
Speaker 5: want to catch it the parking lot school, you're gonna

818
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:06,279
Speaker 5: need the church after you don't get this as.

819
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:09,359
Speaker 1: Okay, Hey, hey boy, tell DJ.

820
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:11,279
Speaker 13: Then we're finna go to the church down, No, no,

821
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:12,560
Speaker 13: tell him, we're going to roll up there to this

822
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:13,160
Speaker 13: damn church.

823
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:16,120
Speaker 1: Okay, come on, call all up, call all up. Now

824
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:18,359
Speaker 1: you're finna get yours whipped up so you don't push

825
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:19,200
Speaker 1: it up on the wrong one.

826
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:21,400
Speaker 13: Now you're to push up on the wrong one. So

827
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:26,520
Speaker 13: all this little cool, You're finna have eight dudes right.

828
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:27,200
Speaker 8: Now talking on that.

829
00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:30,240
Speaker 5: So Dougie, you could bring Johnny, you could bring Billy,

830
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:31,920
Speaker 5: you can bring whoever you want.

831
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:32,879
Speaker 8: But it ain't gonna happen.

832
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:36,680
Speaker 5: Okay, Okay, cool and real talk, doug you don't call

833
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:39,200
Speaker 5: me talking to all this. But how you about to

834
00:48:39,239 --> 00:48:41,719
Speaker 5: come up here and whoop my? And now you need

835
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:44,040
Speaker 5: like seven eight other guys back in the day, we

836
00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:45,960
Speaker 5: should just handle this one on one. And now you

837
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:48,160
Speaker 5: want to come up here talking all that, you're gonna

838
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:50,759
Speaker 5: bring it becausein you've got your house. If you want

839
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:52,759
Speaker 5: to do this, man, come up here. Let's do it

840
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:53,279
Speaker 5: one on one.

841
00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:56,439
Speaker 1: O o oh, oh you scared or something.

842
00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:59,239
Speaker 5: Ain't nobody scared, but you're talking that you whooping mine?

843
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:02,440
Speaker 5: Now you want bring up every disciple you know, man,

844
00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:05,040
Speaker 5: you know what brings whoever you want. Just don't bring

845
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:06,920
Speaker 5: nobody you want bad because I put you all down.

846
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:09,080
Speaker 13: Okay, Well, I'm gonna tell you this here. I'm gonna

847
00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:12,040
Speaker 13: bring Tommy with me, and Tommy gonna be the one's

848
00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:13,759
Speaker 13: gonna act a damn fool with you. I'm telling you

849
00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:14,359
Speaker 13: that right now.

850
00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:15,720
Speaker 5: Who is Tommy?

851
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:17,040
Speaker 1: So you don't know Tommy?

852
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:18,560
Speaker 5: Nah? I don't know Tommy.

853
00:49:18,719 --> 00:49:21,200
Speaker 1: Okay, do you know nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey

854
00:49:21,239 --> 00:49:21,759
Speaker 1: Moore in the show.

855
00:49:26,719 --> 00:49:28,880
Speaker 8: Are you kidding this number?

856
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:29,560
Speaker 10: Hey man?

857
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:32,759
Speaker 13: Latrice got me the prank phone call you matter fact,

858
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:35,600
Speaker 13: the whole choir is in on this and they know

859
00:49:35,719 --> 00:49:37,720
Speaker 13: that I am pranking you, Drake.

860
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:40,120
Speaker 5: Man, Now you got me done?

861
00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:41,240
Speaker 8: Turn it up on the radio.

862
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:44,880
Speaker 5: Man, Now, I gotta go ask for forgiveness. That smack

863
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:50,000
Speaker 5: out I'm talking now comes Sunday. I'm turning to everybody's

864
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:50,480
Speaker 5: mic off.

865
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:55,239
Speaker 13: Okay, man, I gotta ask you this, Drake, what is

866
00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:57,560
Speaker 13: the baddest that I mean, the baddest radio show in

867
00:49:57,640 --> 00:49:58,040
Speaker 13: the land.

868
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:00,480
Speaker 5: You know it's the Steve Harvey Moore in the show.

869
00:50:00,719 --> 00:50:02,919
Speaker 5: And you're telling me if I could turn your mic up.

870
00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:10,840
Speaker 1: I turned that, amen of that? You know what what

871
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:11,359
Speaker 1: I like about?

872
00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:11,560
Speaker 8: He was?

873
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:13,279
Speaker 1: Hey, bro, you don't want you to come up to

874
00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:17,719
Speaker 1: the church and everything being mind well you kept. Oh

875
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:21,000
Speaker 1: that's the energy you're gonna bring up here. I tell

876
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:22,960
Speaker 1: you right now, Hey, ain't nobody come up here with

877
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:24,319
Speaker 1: my ass name dun It.

878
00:50:26,719 --> 00:50:27,879
Speaker 6: Didn't name.

879
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:30,160
Speaker 11: You didn't have a name that he was scared of. Man,

880
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:31,879
Speaker 11: I was not afraid of that name.

881
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:38,879
Speaker 1: All Hey, baby, get get here, get time to get

882
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:42,560
Speaker 1: get get get clean, get all over. Now you got

883
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:45,800
Speaker 1: to bring some people with you. I tell you what,

884
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:49,080
Speaker 1: don't bring nobody. You won't back, you don't want back.

885
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:51,080
Speaker 1: I love that lad.

886
00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:55,839
Speaker 12: Yeah, he was really food with it at first.

887
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:56,080
Speaker 8: He was.

888
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:00,839
Speaker 1: All left foot at the church. Yeah.

889
00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:05,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, you'll never have of the call on Sunday though,

890
00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:07,160
Speaker 6: when he do go to church, he's gonna have to

891
00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:08,600
Speaker 6: go up in as to forget.

892
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:09,000
Speaker 11: It all that time.

893
00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:09,319
Speaker 5: Yeah.

894
00:51:11,719 --> 00:51:14,040
Speaker 13: July twenty sixth, twenty seven to twenty eight, I will

895
00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:17,560
Speaker 13: already be in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. It's the Helium Comedy Club.

896
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:19,880
Speaker 13: The Nephew is coming to town. Tickets are on sale

897
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:22,719
Speaker 13: right now, right now, right now. What I got landing

898
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:25,760
Speaker 13: the cut, I got some stuff, man. Let me see Buffalo,

899
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:28,040
Speaker 13: New York, laying in the cook got some stuff landing

900
00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:31,600
Speaker 13: in the cut. Okay, okay, y'all be get ready board

901
00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:34,200
Speaker 13: and if you come Tallahasset flood, I believe that's laying

902
00:51:34,239 --> 00:51:34,640
Speaker 13: in the cut.

903
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:36,120
Speaker 1: We'll talk about that later.

904
00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:39,919
Speaker 7: But all right, all right, we'll be back with more

905
00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:44,280
Speaker 7: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after you're listening

906
00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:49,120
Speaker 7: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, time now for today's

907
00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:54,000
Speaker 7: Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice on relationships, on dating, sex, work, parenting,

908
00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:57,200
Speaker 7: and more, please submit your Strawberry letter to Steve Harvey

909
00:51:57,520 --> 00:51:59,759
Speaker 7: FM dot com and click.

910
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:01,840
Speaker 1: Mit Strawberry a letter.

911
00:52:02,040 --> 00:52:04,440
Speaker 7: All right, we could be reading your letter live on

912
00:52:04,560 --> 00:52:06,320
Speaker 7: the air, just like we're gonna read this one.

913
00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:07,640
Speaker 12: Right here, right now.

914
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, buckle up, hold on tight, we got it for

915
00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:11,319
Speaker 1: you here.

916
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:15,040
Speaker 7: It is the Strawberry letna subject I don't mind working

917
00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:18,640
Speaker 7: over time. Dear Stephen Shirley. I am a twenty nine

918
00:52:18,719 --> 00:52:22,600
Speaker 7: year old single woman with a great job, but I

919
00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:24,920
Speaker 7: have an issue with a co worker. I went to

920
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:27,000
Speaker 7: a local bar a couple of weeks ago and had

921
00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:27,800
Speaker 7: a few drinks.

922
00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:28,960
Speaker 12: I noticed a.

923
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:31,279
Speaker 7: Man and a woman in the corner cuddling, and I

924
00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:34,680
Speaker 7: didn't think anything of it at all At first. Later on,

925
00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:36,840
Speaker 7: I went to the bathroom and passed a couple and

926
00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:40,200
Speaker 7: realized it was two of my coworkers in the corner.

927
00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:41,279
Speaker 12: Bowed up.

928
00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:44,560
Speaker 7: Both of them are married, and when they saw me,

929
00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:48,520
Speaker 7: they instantly took their arms off each other and separated.

930
00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:51,719
Speaker 7: They spoke, and when I left out of the bathroom,

931
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:54,319
Speaker 7: they were gone. I was a little surprised that they

932
00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:57,120
Speaker 7: didn't at least ask how my night was going, or

933
00:52:57,239 --> 00:53:00,680
Speaker 7: asked me to join them for a drink. That let

934
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:04,040
Speaker 7: me know that they were clearly up to something. I

935
00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:07,120
Speaker 7: suppose it could have been platonic, since they weren't kissing,

936
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:11,160
Speaker 7: but why were they out alone late at night in

937
00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:15,040
Speaker 7: the corner of this bar. So now I obviously need

938
00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:19,000
Speaker 7: your advice. No, I don't plan to tell anybody what

939
00:53:19,160 --> 00:53:22,160
Speaker 7: I saw. I'd much rather keep their secret to myself

940
00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:23,840
Speaker 7: because I want a chance to be.

941
00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:24,600
Speaker 1: With the guy too.

942
00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:28,120
Speaker 7: I've had a crush on him for years, and now

943
00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:31,200
Speaker 7: that I know he's a cheater, I want to see

944
00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:34,120
Speaker 7: what he's working with. I think I should have a turn.

945
00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:37,520
Speaker 7: I have spent many nights fantasizing about all the nasty

946
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:39,279
Speaker 7: things i'd do to him if I ever got a

947
00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:42,239
Speaker 7: chance I've lost count of all the sexual dreams I've

948
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:44,239
Speaker 7: had about him over the years, and.

949
00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:46,480
Speaker 1: I think, thank you, I knew it.

950
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:49,640
Speaker 7: Over the years, and I think it's time to get

951
00:53:49,719 --> 00:53:54,160
Speaker 7: my man. He is already having an affair, So how

952
00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:56,239
Speaker 7: should I let him know that he can have me too?

953
00:53:56,760 --> 00:53:59,439
Speaker 7: I don't mind putting in a little overtime with this man.

954
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:02,239
Speaker 12: So there you go.

955
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:04,640
Speaker 1: One question for you.

956
00:54:05,080 --> 00:54:05,800
Speaker 12: Are you crazy?

957
00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:08,640
Speaker 1: Are you crazy? I think you are.

958
00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:11,919
Speaker 7: Didn't you say this man was married? Didn't you say

959
00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:14,279
Speaker 7: you've been working here for years? I mean that means

960
00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:15,120
Speaker 7: he's got a wife.

961
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:17,480
Speaker 1: He's cheating on his wife.

962
00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:21,680
Speaker 12: You don't get that or care about that. Why would

963
00:54:21,719 --> 00:54:23,120
Speaker 12: you put yourself through that?

964
00:54:23,239 --> 00:54:26,400
Speaker 1: Why would you do this? Plus you guys all work together.

965
00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:27,600
Speaker 12: That could be so messy.

966
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:32,320
Speaker 7: He's already working with another coworker. Usually that sort of

967
00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:36,600
Speaker 7: thing is prohibited on the job. The funny thing is

968
00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:39,640
Speaker 7: that you said they didn't ask you to join them

969
00:54:39,719 --> 00:54:43,040
Speaker 7: for a drink, and that let you know that when

970
00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:45,840
Speaker 7: you saw them, they were clearly up to something.

971
00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:47,759
Speaker 1: Yes they were. They were.

972
00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:50,839
Speaker 7: They separated when they saw you, and then they left

973
00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:53,480
Speaker 7: after that. I got to ask you where's your self esteem?

974
00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:56,400
Speaker 7: Because you said since he's already having an affair, you

975
00:54:56,520 --> 00:54:58,239
Speaker 7: want to let him know that he can have you too.

976
00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:00,799
Speaker 12: Really, what's yourself worth?

977
00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:03,799
Speaker 15: You should know that, you know you could do better.

978
00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:07,400
Speaker 7: You could do a lot better than this somebody else's husband.

979
00:55:07,960 --> 00:55:10,279
Speaker 7: I don't even mind you having fun. You say, why

980
00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:12,879
Speaker 7: shouldn't you have a little fun too. You can have fun,

981
00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:16,279
Speaker 7: but get your own man to have fun with That's

982
00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:17,280
Speaker 7: the moral of the story.

983
00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:21,319
Speaker 9: Get your own man to have fun with this with here,

984
00:55:21,520 --> 00:55:22,160
Speaker 9: at this job.

985
00:55:22,280 --> 00:55:23,839
Speaker 12: This is craziness right here.

986
00:55:24,040 --> 00:55:26,520
Speaker 7: This man is married, this woman is married, and now

987
00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:29,040
Speaker 7: here you are are trying to get something started. No,

988
00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:31,800
Speaker 7: you're not gonna say anything because you want them for yourself.

989
00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:33,960
Speaker 7: But how do you think that's really gonna work out?

990
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:40,680
Speaker 1: Really, Steve Well, let me just start by saying, this

991
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:44,600
Speaker 1: letter took one hell of a twist. Yes it did.

992
00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:47,360
Speaker 1: It's spurn on me so damn quick I had to

993
00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:53,440
Speaker 1: quit writing my reply. I was all sitting ready. First

994
00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:57,360
Speaker 1: of all, twenty nine great job. Got an issue with

995
00:55:57,440 --> 00:56:01,720
Speaker 1: a coworker, went to this ball, saw people in the couple,

996
00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:05,239
Speaker 1: couple in the corner all cuddle up. Later on, you

997
00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:07,360
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom and then you realize that the

998
00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:11,200
Speaker 1: couple with some coworkers. They all booed up and both

999
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:13,520
Speaker 1: of them made When they saw me, they instantly took

1000
00:56:13,560 --> 00:56:17,960
Speaker 1: their arms off each other and separated. You know, they spoke,

1001
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,240
Speaker 1: and when I came out the bathroom, they were gone.

1002
00:56:21,719 --> 00:56:23,800
Speaker 1: I was a little surprised. They didn't asked how my

1003
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:26,479
Speaker 1: night was going on, asked me to join for a drink.

1004
00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:31,759
Speaker 1: Now right now, I'm thinking, how stupid is shit? And

1005
00:56:31,920 --> 00:56:33,719
Speaker 1: then you know, she went on that let me know

1006
00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:39,360
Speaker 1: that they was clearly up to something. You think, So

1007
00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:41,719
Speaker 1: I'm reading this letter that I'm going this letter is

1008
00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:47,080
Speaker 1: actually written by a stupid person. So I said that

1009
00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:49,440
Speaker 1: this letter gonna be easy to answer. I got this

1010
00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:52,040
Speaker 1: right here. You know, some stuff like this ain't your

1011
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:56,960
Speaker 1: damn business. You know, don't nobody want to have you

1012
00:56:57,080 --> 00:56:59,560
Speaker 1: in the corner drinking with them and telling they business.

1013
00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:00,080
Speaker 8: But then.

1014
00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:09,520
Speaker 1: It started turning. And the next thing I noticed then

1015
00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:11,880
Speaker 1: it got a little more stupid for a turn. You know,

1016
00:57:11,960 --> 00:57:15,440
Speaker 1: I guess they could be platanic since they wasn't kissing.

1017
00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:18,760
Speaker 1: But then here when it's stupid it he came in.

1018
00:57:18,920 --> 00:57:23,200
Speaker 1: But why were they out alone late at night in.

1019
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:24,520
Speaker 8: The corner of this bar?

1020
00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:28,600
Speaker 1: Then she said, so I obviously need your adikes that

1021
00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:30,720
Speaker 1: right there. That's where I was, Finn, go mind your

1022
00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:34,439
Speaker 1: damn busins, go on bout your business, shut your damn mouth,

1023
00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:39,200
Speaker 1: all that stuff right there. Then she's talking about I

1024
00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:41,600
Speaker 1: don't plan to tell anybody for what I saw, So

1025
00:57:41,720 --> 00:57:43,480
Speaker 1: I said, okay, I ain't got to tell of them.

1026
00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:47,320
Speaker 1: Mind her damn bus to shut your damn mouth. Then

1027
00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:51,400
Speaker 1: she said I'd rather keep their secret to myself, and

1028
00:57:51,560 --> 00:57:56,120
Speaker 1: then the letter just clicked. Because I want a chance

1029
00:57:56,200 --> 00:58:01,120
Speaker 1: with the guy too. I've had a crush on him

1030
00:58:01,160 --> 00:58:04,320
Speaker 1: for years, and now that I know he'll Cheatah, I

1031
00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:05,560
Speaker 1: want to see what he's working with.

1032
00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:08,040
Speaker 8: What the.

1033
00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:16,080
Speaker 1: Hell happened here? Well? Are you going with this letter?

1034
00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:20,640
Speaker 1: Me and Shanny don't feel like getting our minds and

1035
00:58:21,160 --> 00:58:24,560
Speaker 1: things twisted up and wrapped up in some ignorant ass

1036
00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:27,280
Speaker 1: letter like this. Hang, and I will attempt to do

1037
00:58:27,520 --> 00:58:29,120
Speaker 1: so right after the break.

1038
00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:30,240
Speaker 8: All right?

1039
00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:33,080
Speaker 7: Part two Steve's response coming up in twenty three after

1040
00:58:33,160 --> 00:58:35,640
Speaker 7: the hour. Subject of today's Strawberry Letter.

1041
00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:37,800
Speaker 12: I don't mind working over time. We'll get back into

1042
00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:38,600
Speaker 12: it right after this.

1043
00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:42,080
Speaker 9: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.

1044
00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:46,000
Speaker 7: All right, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter, subject I

1045
00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:47,560
Speaker 7: don't mind working over time.

1046
00:58:47,720 --> 00:58:51,200
Speaker 1: You know well, the subject of the letter is I

1047
00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:56,360
Speaker 1: don't mind working over time. After reading this letter, I

1048
00:58:56,480 --> 00:59:00,280
Speaker 1: think to let title of this letter should be I'm

1049
00:59:00,320 --> 00:59:07,680
Speaker 1: a nutty helfer? What you think? One more time, I'm

1050
00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:12,520
Speaker 1: a nutty helfer? What you think? Woman twenty nine years old,

1051
00:59:12,600 --> 00:59:14,440
Speaker 1: got a good job, go to the bar one night

1052
00:59:14,520 --> 00:59:16,680
Speaker 1: to have a drink. She noticed this couple in the corner,

1053
00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:19,280
Speaker 1: all bowed up, cuddle up. She don't pay no attention

1054
00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:21,400
Speaker 1: to it. She walked to the bathroom. She looks in

1055
00:59:21,480 --> 00:59:23,640
Speaker 1: the corner. She realized that the couple.

1056
00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:24,040
Speaker 6: Is booed up.

1057
00:59:24,160 --> 00:59:28,440
Speaker 1: Is a couple of coworkers from her job, and they

1058
00:59:28,600 --> 00:59:30,440
Speaker 1: in the corner in the dark. Why are they in

1059
00:59:30,560 --> 00:59:33,840
Speaker 1: the corner, be WHI because both of them is married.

1060
00:59:34,680 --> 00:59:36,840
Speaker 1: And then when you spoke to him, but when you

1061
00:59:36,960 --> 00:59:39,440
Speaker 1: came out the bathroom, they was gone. She was a

1062
00:59:39,480 --> 00:59:41,919
Speaker 1: little surprised that they didn't speak to her and ask

1063
00:59:42,040 --> 00:59:45,560
Speaker 1: her did she want a drink? They just left, So

1064
00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:48,680
Speaker 1: I was gonna tell her they ain't your business. Then

1065
00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:51,320
Speaker 1: she said, I don't keep the secret to myself and everything.

1066
00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:54,640
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna tell nobody, but you know, since he

1067
00:59:54,800 --> 00:59:58,080
Speaker 1: married I found out here Cheetah, I want a chance

1068
00:59:58,200 --> 01:00:03,800
Speaker 1: at him too. Wow, I love it, which goes back

1069
01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:07,120
Speaker 1: to the title of my letter. I'm a nutty helper.

1070
01:00:08,120 --> 01:00:12,680
Speaker 1: What do you think? Well, Nutty, let's go and get

1071
01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:18,320
Speaker 1: into it, she said, So obviously I need your advice.

1072
01:00:18,480 --> 01:00:20,440
Speaker 1: I don't plan to tell anybody what I saw. I

1073
01:00:20,560 --> 01:00:22,400
Speaker 1: much rather keep a secret to myself because I want

1074
01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:24,840
Speaker 1: a chance with the guy too. I've had a crush

1075
01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:27,600
Speaker 1: on him for years, and now that I know he's

1076
01:00:27,640 --> 01:00:30,040
Speaker 1: a Cheaterah, I want to see what he's working with.

1077
01:00:31,880 --> 01:00:37,400
Speaker 1: I think I should have a turn. What I spent

1078
01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:40,920
Speaker 1: many nights fantasizing about all the nasty things I do

1079
01:00:41,080 --> 01:00:43,400
Speaker 1: to him if I ever got a chance. I've lost

1080
01:00:43,520 --> 01:00:45,840
Speaker 1: count of all the sexual dreams I've had about him

1081
01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:48,040
Speaker 1: over the years. That I think it's time to get

1082
01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:52,040
Speaker 1: my man. He already having an affair, So how should

1083
01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:54,360
Speaker 1: I let him know that he can have me too?

1084
01:00:54,680 --> 01:00:56,320
Speaker 1: I don't mind putting it in a little over time

1085
01:00:56,400 --> 01:00:59,000
Speaker 1: with this man. Well, let's just gonna get down to

1086
01:00:59,120 --> 01:01:05,080
Speaker 1: this letter. Since you've known this man for years and

1087
01:01:05,240 --> 01:01:08,080
Speaker 1: he has not said anything to you, and he is

1088
01:01:08,240 --> 01:01:13,840
Speaker 1: a Cheatah, come on, let's wonder why has he not

1089
01:01:14,240 --> 01:01:22,960
Speaker 1: said nothing to you? Well, let's think about this. If

1090
01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:28,400
Speaker 1: you a man that's a known serial cheater and you

1091
01:01:28,800 --> 01:01:32,920
Speaker 1: are in the cheap business, do you not look for

1092
01:01:33,120 --> 01:01:35,080
Speaker 1: opportunities to cheat?

1093
01:01:37,680 --> 01:01:37,800
Speaker 8: Now?

1094
01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:41,680
Speaker 1: Why after these years of on the job, has he

1095
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:50,040
Speaker 1: overlooked you? Well, now we must face the truth, break

1096
01:01:50,160 --> 01:01:55,480
Speaker 1: it down. Maybe when he looked over there, has it

1097
01:01:55,720 --> 01:01:59,240
Speaker 1: crossed your mind that he don't want to cheat?

1098
01:01:59,560 --> 01:01:59,800
Speaker 8: Which?

1099
01:02:03,280 --> 01:02:09,520
Speaker 1: Maybe, Oh, here we go. You ain't Cheatoh material lord?

1100
01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:17,680
Speaker 1: You you already single? Ain't nobody asked you to marry?

1101
01:02:19,760 --> 01:02:22,120
Speaker 1: But now ain't nobody asked you to cheat with them?

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01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:27,720
Speaker 1: On the side? What do you look like?

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01:02:29,480 --> 01:02:30,560
Speaker 12: You gotta break it down?

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01:02:30,680 --> 01:02:34,120
Speaker 1: Step? What do you wear to work? You have to

1105
01:02:34,280 --> 01:02:40,320
Speaker 1: break it downs? What when you owe your mouth? What

1106
01:02:40,640 --> 01:02:45,320
Speaker 1: come out? Because it's nutting? This in this letter and

1107
01:02:45,520 --> 01:02:49,960
Speaker 1: you type this with it was spelling correct on it

1108
01:02:50,080 --> 01:02:52,960
Speaker 1: and everything. I can't imagine what you then said on

1109
01:02:53,080 --> 01:02:58,760
Speaker 1: your job? Why would not have confessed cheato? Serial cheato

1110
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:03,840
Speaker 1: asked you to cheat with him? Not ask you the

1111
01:03:03,960 --> 01:03:04,320
Speaker 1: cheat one?

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01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:07,000
Speaker 9: What is wrong with you?

1113
01:03:10,080 --> 01:03:10,200
Speaker 5: Now?

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01:03:10,480 --> 01:03:12,920
Speaker 1: In this letter? She said? How can I make it

1115
01:03:13,160 --> 01:03:19,520
Speaker 1: known to him? That he can have me too. Well,

1116
01:03:19,680 --> 01:03:22,360
Speaker 1: you might mess around and find out that he don't

1117
01:03:22,440 --> 01:03:26,720
Speaker 1: want you. Many years he ain't said a damn thing

1118
01:03:26,840 --> 01:03:31,920
Speaker 1: to you. You don't flirt with you. You that had

1119
01:03:31,960 --> 01:03:36,360
Speaker 1: a lot of nasty, fantasisical dreams about him. But has

1120
01:03:36,520 --> 01:03:37,920
Speaker 1: he dreamed about you?

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01:03:38,160 --> 01:03:39,080
Speaker 15: What kind of nasty?

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01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:39,720
Speaker 8: What dream?

1123
01:03:39,960 --> 01:03:47,840
Speaker 1: Nasty fantasizical. See, that's fanticizical. Sure, those are dreams that

1124
01:03:48,040 --> 01:03:54,280
Speaker 1: you fantasized with a physicality aspect attached to it. Fantasizical dream.

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01:03:54,400 --> 01:03:55,480
Speaker 12: I wanted to be clear.

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01:03:55,920 --> 01:03:56,760
Speaker 11: I'm clear.

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01:03:59,200 --> 01:04:05,000
Speaker 1: That's an advert slash adjective. Yes, yes, yeah, it's a

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01:04:05,160 --> 01:04:09,760
Speaker 1: description an action. At the same time, he don't want you, nuddie,

1129
01:04:12,440 --> 01:04:14,800
Speaker 1: I think Monday morning yaard to just walk in there

1130
01:04:14,800 --> 01:04:16,800
Speaker 1: and just say, hey, I saw you at the bar

1131
01:04:16,960 --> 01:04:20,800
Speaker 1: with her. How about me too? Just get your face

1132
01:04:20,920 --> 01:04:21,960
Speaker 1: cracked all it was?

1133
01:04:22,600 --> 01:04:24,640
Speaker 7: All right, Steve, we gotta get out of here. You

1134
01:04:24,720 --> 01:04:27,400
Speaker 7: can email us through Instagram. I'm your thoughts on today.

1135
01:04:31,720 --> 01:04:33,000
Speaker 1: Check out the Scrauwberry Letter.

1136
01:04:32,920 --> 01:04:34,240
Speaker 12: Podcast under Man too.

1137
01:04:34,720 --> 01:04:35,600
Speaker 9: You're listening.

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01:04:36,840 --> 01:04:41,280
Speaker 7: Morning show, all right, Steve, introduce your buzzer back, buddy.

1139
01:04:41,560 --> 01:04:42,400
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen.

1140
01:04:42,560 --> 01:04:47,840
Speaker 6: Jay Anthony the Brown This song is came from talking

1141
01:04:47,920 --> 01:04:50,800
Speaker 6: to a friend who was stood up by a younger woman.

1142
01:04:51,360 --> 01:04:53,680
Speaker 6: It happens to a lot of old players. So I

1143
01:04:53,760 --> 01:04:56,720
Speaker 6: wrote him a song to send her the next time.

1144
01:04:56,840 --> 01:04:58,160
Speaker 6: She said she's coming.

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01:04:58,040 --> 01:04:59,640
Speaker 11: Over and she don't show.

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01:05:00,920 --> 01:05:06,720
Speaker 6: Girl. Don't make me waste these pills. You know these

1147
01:05:06,800 --> 01:05:12,920
Speaker 6: pills is expensive. Don't make me waste these pills.

1148
01:05:13,040 --> 01:05:14,560
Speaker 11: And if you're not come to mind it, least you

1149
01:05:14,560 --> 01:05:18,360
Speaker 11: to go have on these pills you said, use coming bye?

1150
01:05:19,440 --> 01:05:22,040
Speaker 11: Ooh girl, what's the deal?

1151
01:05:23,280 --> 01:05:28,720
Speaker 6: Damn girl, don't make me waste these pills.

1152
01:05:31,800 --> 01:05:32,040
Speaker 13: There.

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01:05:33,280 --> 01:05:37,800
Speaker 6: Don't make me wast wie, I mean, I got it all,

1154
01:05:37,920 --> 01:05:43,600
Speaker 6: spread it out. Don't make me waste don't know why?

1155
01:05:44,160 --> 01:05:47,160
Speaker 6: How kok sauce and I take a salad of you

1156
01:05:47,320 --> 01:05:49,480
Speaker 6: said you was coming bye.

1157
01:05:50,960 --> 01:05:58,280
Speaker 11: It looks like you line under. Don't make me waste

1158
01:05:58,360 --> 01:05:59,440
Speaker 11: as wid.

1159
01:06:00,280 --> 01:06:04,400
Speaker 6: Getting out of my shoulders running a girl to made

1160
01:06:04,440 --> 01:06:12,160
Speaker 6: me wats eighteen piece o chicken? Or to made me

1161
01:06:12,280 --> 01:06:14,520
Speaker 6: waisters eighteen piece?

1162
01:06:16,160 --> 01:06:21,560
Speaker 11: Chicken said you was coming backs?

1163
01:06:21,720 --> 01:06:27,840
Speaker 6: What I got things licking? Girl to make me eat

1164
01:06:28,040 --> 01:06:32,040
Speaker 6: this eighteen piece? Well, you don't mean you kidding me?

1165
01:06:32,120 --> 01:06:37,480
Speaker 6: I make that girl. Don't make me waiste these rubbers.

1166
01:06:37,640 --> 01:06:42,600
Speaker 6: You've seen the price of rubbers. Oh, I'm sorry, don't

1167
01:06:42,800 --> 01:06:45,120
Speaker 6: make me wasty rubbles.

1168
01:06:45,720 --> 01:06:47,280
Speaker 11: And you only get three in the bag.

1169
01:06:48,280 --> 01:06:54,520
Speaker 6: If you're not coming back, I can use them own another.

1170
01:06:55,680 --> 01:07:00,840
Speaker 11: But girl, don't make me wassty drums?

1171
01:07:02,240 --> 01:07:02,439
Speaker 8: Hey?

1172
01:07:03,040 --> 01:07:05,000
Speaker 11: Hey, then what's going on on your way?

1173
01:07:05,680 --> 01:07:06,360
Speaker 1: Be damn?

1174
01:07:06,720 --> 01:07:08,040
Speaker 11: Let me blow these candles out?

1175
01:07:08,120 --> 01:07:11,640
Speaker 1: There's something wrong with him?

1176
01:07:12,320 --> 01:07:14,360
Speaker 12: Really is something wrong with him?

1177
01:07:17,160 --> 01:07:18,800
Speaker 1: Then you ought to go and get married. And yeah,

1178
01:07:18,880 --> 01:07:26,920
Speaker 1: man cold out some morning man, No, man, let me stay.

1179
01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:28,120
Speaker 1: I'm good.

1180
01:07:28,520 --> 01:07:31,400
Speaker 11: You ain't doing good until j just come fine.

1181
01:07:31,760 --> 01:07:36,960
Speaker 1: I'm all right writing souls. You can't. You ain't doing

1182
01:07:37,080 --> 01:07:37,680
Speaker 1: good out there.

1183
01:07:37,840 --> 01:07:39,320
Speaker 11: J just come fine.

1184
01:07:39,680 --> 01:07:43,000
Speaker 1: I'm all right writing souls.

1185
01:07:43,640 --> 01:07:44,600
Speaker 12: You're listening.

1186
01:07:45,760 --> 01:07:46,360
Speaker 9: Morning show.

1187
01:07:48,400 --> 01:07:52,320
Speaker 7: All right, guys, here we go with comedy roulette. These

1188
01:07:52,360 --> 01:07:56,200
Speaker 7: are your choices, these are your subjects. Things should tell

1189
01:07:56,200 --> 01:07:58,760
Speaker 7: your girl if your phone rings at two thirty in

1190
01:07:58,760 --> 01:08:02,040
Speaker 7: the morning. Then his white kids say to their parents

1191
01:08:02,560 --> 01:08:06,600
Speaker 7: that black kids won't. And here's the last one. Things

1192
01:08:06,640 --> 01:08:10,240
Speaker 7: the coach says when he's lost all his games. All right,

1193
01:08:10,360 --> 01:08:14,360
Speaker 7: you got it, love it, let's spend it, let's spind

1194
01:08:14,360 --> 01:08:27,479
Speaker 7: the wheel. Oh oh, all right, guys, I can't wait

1195
01:08:27,560 --> 01:08:30,439
Speaker 7: to hear these Uh, it's stopped. Things you tell your

1196
01:08:30,479 --> 01:08:32,719
Speaker 7: girl if your phone rings at two thirty in the morning.

1197
01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:33,960
Speaker 12: Let's go Jay.

1198
01:08:35,240 --> 01:08:37,000
Speaker 6: Then you tell your girl if your phone rings at

1199
01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:39,599
Speaker 6: two thirty one. I told Mama I was gonna take

1200
01:08:39,680 --> 01:08:43,439
Speaker 6: her to the doctor when I wake up. Damn, he

1201
01:08:43,600 --> 01:08:45,080
Speaker 6: got a call hit his time tonight.

1202
01:08:46,320 --> 01:08:48,840
Speaker 1: Let's play it off, playing one all right.

1203
01:08:49,200 --> 01:08:51,120
Speaker 7: Things you tell your girl if your phone rings at

1204
01:08:51,120 --> 01:08:52,880
Speaker 7: two thirty in the morning, Junior.

1205
01:08:53,880 --> 01:08:56,040
Speaker 3: I can't believe Amazon trying to find me to deliver

1206
01:08:56,120 --> 01:08:57,000
Speaker 3: a package tonight.

1207
01:08:59,640 --> 01:09:00,960
Speaker 1: What I'd like to.

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01:09:02,760 --> 01:09:03,000
Speaker 6: See.

1209
01:09:03,160 --> 01:09:05,680
Speaker 7: Things you tell your girl if your phone rings at

1210
01:09:05,760 --> 01:09:07,360
Speaker 7: two thirty in the morning.

1211
01:09:08,040 --> 01:09:10,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, I saw the game. I know I owe

1212
01:09:10,080 --> 01:09:14,080
Speaker 1: you the money. I'm calling on your phone.

1213
01:09:17,320 --> 01:09:18,799
Speaker 12: We're playing comedy roulette.

1214
01:09:19,200 --> 01:09:21,800
Speaker 7: Things you tell your girl if your phone rings at

1215
01:09:21,840 --> 01:09:22,960
Speaker 7: two thirty in the morning.

1216
01:09:23,600 --> 01:09:24,320
Speaker 12: Let's Coachay.

1217
01:09:24,600 --> 01:09:29,439
Speaker 11: You should have my phone. Get your phone.

1218
01:09:32,520 --> 01:09:32,720
Speaker 1: Yeah.

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01:09:33,439 --> 01:09:35,439
Speaker 12: Things you tell your girl if your phone rings at

1220
01:09:35,479 --> 01:09:36,040
Speaker 12: two thirty in.

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01:09:36,040 --> 01:09:40,400
Speaker 1: The morning, bade listen. I told them I'm moving in

1222
01:09:40,479 --> 01:09:45,439
Speaker 1: the morning. I ain't moving tonight. I'm calling him.

1223
01:09:47,360 --> 01:09:49,160
Speaker 12: Things you tell your girl if your phone rings at

1224
01:09:49,200 --> 01:09:50,120
Speaker 12: two thirty in the morning.

1225
01:09:52,400 --> 01:09:54,439
Speaker 1: Tell me what are your drunk ass?

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01:09:54,760 --> 01:09:54,920
Speaker 7: Roll?

1227
01:09:55,120 --> 01:10:04,920
Speaker 1: Now dawn, poor yourself together. Damn man, I just talk

1228
01:10:04,960 --> 01:10:12,719
Speaker 1: to him about that, all right, you're.

1229
01:10:14,040 --> 01:10:14,200
Speaker 6: Right.

1230
01:10:15,479 --> 01:10:19,240
Speaker 7: Things should tell your girl if your phone rings at

1231
01:10:19,240 --> 01:10:20,280
Speaker 7: two thirty in the morning.

1232
01:10:21,360 --> 01:10:23,479
Speaker 6: See, sometimes when you make a phone call early in

1233
01:10:23,560 --> 01:10:26,080
Speaker 6: the day, the phone will call you back to let

1234
01:10:26,200 --> 01:10:28,439
Speaker 6: you know that you're trying to call that person.

1235
01:10:28,880 --> 01:10:34,960
Speaker 1: That's what's happening. What I hope she's confused, that's all.

1236
01:10:37,160 --> 01:10:39,960
Speaker 7: All right. Things you tell your girl if your phone

1237
01:10:40,040 --> 01:10:41,479
Speaker 7: rings at two thirty in the morning.

1238
01:10:41,760 --> 01:10:43,800
Speaker 3: Baby, I'm finna change churches, so I'm not doing this

1239
01:10:43,920 --> 01:10:51,560
Speaker 3: midnight prayer call all the time. Yeah, I'm not doing this,

1240
01:10:52,760 --> 01:10:53,160
Speaker 3: that's nate.

1241
01:10:56,400 --> 01:10:58,400
Speaker 12: Things you tell your girl if your phone rings at

1242
01:10:58,439 --> 01:10:59,439
Speaker 12: two thirty in the morning.

1243
01:10:59,640 --> 01:11:03,400
Speaker 1: See, yes, yes, bring the pizza right up? Thank you?

1244
01:11:03,880 --> 01:11:17,840
Speaker 1: Oh really crazy pizza going down here and get this pizzas.

1245
01:11:15,600 --> 01:11:15,920
Speaker 8: All right.

1246
01:11:16,080 --> 01:11:18,280
Speaker 7: Things should tell your girl if your phone rings at

1247
01:11:18,320 --> 01:11:20,280
Speaker 7: two thirty in the morning.

1248
01:11:21,360 --> 01:11:24,000
Speaker 11: He must have found my wallet, that's what that is.

1249
01:11:24,240 --> 01:11:31,400
Speaker 12: He Oh you lost your waladay? Really they couldn't wait

1250
01:11:31,479 --> 01:11:32,000
Speaker 12: till the food.

1251
01:11:32,240 --> 01:11:32,360
Speaker 8: Uh.

1252
01:11:34,200 --> 01:11:36,040
Speaker 7: Things should tell your girl if your phone rings at

1253
01:11:36,040 --> 01:11:36,720
Speaker 7: two thirty eight?

1254
01:11:37,040 --> 01:11:38,160
Speaker 10: M who is that?

1255
01:11:41,800 --> 01:11:47,480
Speaker 1: We all shot? Just as shotgun?

1256
01:11:48,680 --> 01:11:49,559
Speaker 8: Am I? All right?

1257
01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:50,040
Speaker 10: Here we go.

1258
01:11:51,439 --> 01:11:54,040
Speaker 7: Things should tell your girl, Steve, come on and close

1259
01:11:54,080 --> 01:11:55,960
Speaker 7: it out. If your phone rings at two thirty in

1260
01:11:56,040 --> 01:11:56,720
Speaker 7: the morning.

1261
01:11:56,720 --> 01:11:59,040
Speaker 1: Oh baby, I always put my phone out the window

1262
01:11:59,160 --> 01:12:12,160
Speaker 1: like that. Full the hell out of me brought the

1263
01:12:12,240 --> 01:12:14,040
Speaker 1: full phone out throughout their word.

1264
01:12:13,840 --> 01:12:14,320
Speaker 11: Of lud sir.

1265
01:12:16,640 --> 01:12:20,240
Speaker 7: All right, That, ladies and gentlemen, is comedy roulette for today.

1266
01:12:21,479 --> 01:12:23,439
Speaker 7: Coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show at

1267
01:12:23,439 --> 01:12:24,280
Speaker 7: twenty minutes.

1268
01:12:24,040 --> 01:12:25,519
Speaker 12: After the hour right after this.

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01:12:27,640 --> 01:12:28,519
Speaker 11: Out a part.

1270
01:12:31,200 --> 01:12:33,880
Speaker 9: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

1271
01:12:35,920 --> 01:12:38,720
Speaker 7: All right, So, oh Carla, it looks like the air

1272
01:12:38,760 --> 01:12:40,920
Speaker 7: conditioning war just got more ammunition.

1273
01:12:42,360 --> 01:12:44,800
Speaker 9: All right, Steve, Tommy Junior, check this out.

1274
01:12:44,920 --> 01:12:47,639
Speaker 7: If you are the type of person who is freezing

1275
01:12:47,840 --> 01:12:51,320
Speaker 7: in the office or in your home because of air conditioning,

1276
01:12:51,680 --> 01:12:53,080
Speaker 7: you won't be happy with this news.

1277
01:12:53,120 --> 01:12:54,760
Speaker 9: You're not gonna like this. According to a.

1278
01:12:54,800 --> 01:12:58,080
Speaker 7: New survey, the perfect temperature to keep the AC on

1279
01:12:58,280 --> 01:13:04,880
Speaker 7: during the summer months is sixty four degree What four degree?

1280
01:13:04,960 --> 01:13:08,000
Speaker 1: Hell no, Carlo, I know you like a cold right

1281
01:13:08,560 --> 01:13:13,519
Speaker 1: tell my wife that boy. You guys already living talk

1282
01:13:13,680 --> 01:13:17,479
Speaker 1: over here. I don't know what when do y'all get

1283
01:13:17,560 --> 01:13:18,799
Speaker 1: past these hot flashes?

1284
01:13:18,880 --> 01:13:19,040
Speaker 8: Man?

1285
01:13:19,120 --> 01:13:22,360
Speaker 1: So we can start a living You've never had a baby.

1286
01:13:22,640 --> 01:13:24,080
Speaker 8: You don't know what we're.

1287
01:13:23,960 --> 01:13:26,760
Speaker 1: Going right there? Man, I got I got to come

1288
01:13:26,840 --> 01:13:31,439
Speaker 1: outside to warm up, put in my condition on sixty

1289
01:13:31,479 --> 01:13:33,240
Speaker 1: four with my sick ass. Do you know what I

1290
01:13:33,439 --> 01:13:35,160
Speaker 1: be the end of the day?

1291
01:13:35,640 --> 01:13:36,720
Speaker 10: Hell no, I can't.

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01:13:37,080 --> 01:13:42,320
Speaker 1: You ain't from run sixty four, Junior.

1293
01:13:42,840 --> 01:13:46,240
Speaker 12: You don't have to move precious yet, you.

1294
01:13:46,320 --> 01:13:48,280
Speaker 1: Got to get you. I have woke up and Jackie

1295
01:13:48,320 --> 01:13:51,040
Speaker 1: got it on sixty two. Man, I'm like, are you serious?

1296
01:13:51,560 --> 01:13:53,400
Speaker 1: Are you serious? Hey?

1297
01:13:53,479 --> 01:13:53,599
Speaker 5: Man?

1298
01:13:53,880 --> 01:13:54,320
Speaker 8: What is it?

1299
01:13:54,439 --> 01:13:57,080
Speaker 1: When they cut it on and then you just say low?

1300
01:14:00,040 --> 01:14:04,000
Speaker 1: It's probably below sixty? You don't cut then now you're

1301
01:14:04,120 --> 01:14:06,120
Speaker 1: just yellow low, ain't no more?

1302
01:14:07,640 --> 01:14:08,040
Speaker 8: All right?

1303
01:14:08,720 --> 01:14:11,200
Speaker 7: Coming up at thirty three minutes after, we'll do a

1304
01:14:11,280 --> 01:14:12,920
Speaker 7: round it. Would you rather right after this?

1305
01:14:13,640 --> 01:14:19,040
Speaker 1: Alexa? Fixed up? Put it out sixty Alexa? Right there?

1306
01:14:19,600 --> 01:14:24,080
Speaker 7: You're listening hard Morning show. It's time now for a

1307
01:14:24,280 --> 01:14:29,320
Speaker 7: round of would you rather? Would you rather be reincarnated

1308
01:14:30,080 --> 01:14:32,679
Speaker 7: as an animal or as a human again?

1309
01:14:33,400 --> 01:14:35,439
Speaker 1: Be coming back? No damn animal.

1310
01:14:36,400 --> 01:14:39,599
Speaker 9: But if you came back as an animal, oh guess

1311
01:14:39,680 --> 01:14:40,160
Speaker 9: I signed.

1312
01:14:40,200 --> 01:14:44,720
Speaker 1: I don't know. Gott to find something to eat. I

1313
01:14:44,720 --> 01:14:47,200
Speaker 1: ain't got no money, I ain't coming down in here.

1314
01:14:47,240 --> 01:14:49,040
Speaker 1: Ain't got no money. I've done that before.

1315
01:14:50,560 --> 01:14:51,920
Speaker 12: The first part of your life.

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01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:57,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I will already been an animal. Yeah, we ain't

1317
01:14:57,240 --> 01:15:00,320
Speaker 1: doing that. No, damn well, not with no money, No, lord,

1318
01:15:01,280 --> 01:15:02,960
Speaker 1: I don't want no parts of that. I want to

1319
01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:07,920
Speaker 1: be involved in currency exchange at some point. I hope

1320
01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:10,000
Speaker 1: somebody set a bowl of milk out man.

1321
01:15:10,240 --> 01:15:14,680
Speaker 9: Hell all right, okay, moving on.

1322
01:15:15,360 --> 01:15:19,200
Speaker 7: Would you rather not speak for an entire year or

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Speaker 7: would you rather not hear for an entire year?

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Speaker 1: If I can't hear, then am I speaking? I don't

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Speaker 1: get it. I'm gonna tell you right now. If you

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Speaker 1: can't hear you sugarn sound stupid when you used to hear.

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Speaker 1: You know, I have trouble pronouncing words, and I can

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Speaker 1: hear them. Boy, if I can't hear, you can hear?

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Speaker 1: What is his ass talking? I think i'd want to hear. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so you can type, right, But if you can't hear, no, man,

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Speaker 1: I can't. But not talking for a year, I'm not

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Speaker 1: a writing though I can't writing lot of writing. I

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Speaker 1: can't hear you. The money I'm gonna be missing out

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Speaker 1: though I can't talk. Yeah, living yeah right, He sat

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Speaker 1: and told him a lot of text cussing, a lot

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Speaker 1: of text cussing.

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Speaker 7: All right, guys, would you rather climb the highest mountain

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Speaker 7: or swim the deepest sea?

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Speaker 8: Ah?

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Speaker 1: Man, why back up on that mountain. I'm gonna die

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Speaker 1: in that water. That's for day. I can't get in

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01:16:34,920 --> 01:16:38,360
Speaker 1: that water, man, But but I can't handle heights because

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Speaker 1: of I get out to two sickness.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, what you gonna do?

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Speaker 1: So we're gonna down the way up or down the

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Speaker 1: way down like like different. Yeah, I'm not I'm not

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Speaker 1: finna do that though. Okay, that doesn't make no sense.

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Speaker 1: I don't even want up there. I don't even know.

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Speaker 1: It would mean nothing for me to stick a flag

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Speaker 1: in the top of everything. Nothing.

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Speaker 12: So then you're going to the deepest seas?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I can't swim. So hell I swim, but

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Speaker 1: I ain't going wait down now.

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Speaker 8: You know?

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Speaker 12: All right? That's today's round. Would you rather come in?

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01:17:16,360 --> 01:17:19,000
Speaker 1: We didn't like today? I know we didn't like today?

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Speaker 8: All right?

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Speaker 7: Coming up in forty nine minutes after the hour, last

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Speaker 7: break of the day, and Steve Harvey will close out

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Speaker 7: the show right after that.

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Speaker 9: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 7: Here we go last break of the day with the

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01:17:36,120 --> 01:17:38,880
Speaker 7: man of the hour, the last four hours to be exact,

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Speaker 7: the one and only Steve Harvey.

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Speaker 9: Step on up to the mic for you're closing.

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Speaker 1: You know what, I just want to talk to you

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01:17:45,680 --> 01:17:49,719
Speaker 1: all about something about other people as well as yourself.

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01:17:51,960 --> 01:17:56,160
Speaker 1: I want you to realize something that you got to

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01:17:56,320 --> 01:17:59,920
Speaker 1: just hang in that, folks. You just gotta hang in

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01:18:00,080 --> 01:18:04,439
Speaker 1: that because where you are is so very temporary. It

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01:18:04,600 --> 01:18:07,519
Speaker 1: matters not where you are, It only matters where you headed.

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01:18:08,479 --> 01:18:12,280
Speaker 1: You're going somewhere. Remember that everything you're going through is

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01:18:12,360 --> 01:18:15,880
Speaker 1: God preparing you for what you ask for. But you're

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01:18:15,960 --> 01:18:20,680
Speaker 1: in the process. You are in the midst of being processed.

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01:18:21,120 --> 01:18:24,000
Speaker 1: All of us are. If you are trying to get

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01:18:24,040 --> 01:18:27,599
Speaker 1: to the next level, you have to be processed into

1377
01:18:27,720 --> 01:18:30,200
Speaker 1: that next level. You can't just go to the next level.

1378
01:18:30,400 --> 01:18:32,760
Speaker 1: You can't go to the tenth grade without finishing the

1379
01:18:32,880 --> 01:18:35,800
Speaker 1: ninth grade. You can't go to college without being there

1380
01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:42,439
Speaker 1: with a high school diploma. You can't. You just you

1381
01:18:42,560 --> 01:18:47,680
Speaker 1: gotta go through the process, you know. So what I'm

1382
01:18:47,720 --> 01:18:53,080
Speaker 1: getting at is this, don't get down on yourself because

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01:18:53,160 --> 01:18:56,560
Speaker 1: you're going through a period in your life, and this

1384
01:18:56,840 --> 01:18:59,800
Speaker 1: period is kind of challenging for you like it is

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01:19:00,120 --> 01:19:02,200
Speaker 1: right now. There are a lot of people right now

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01:19:02,320 --> 01:19:05,479
Speaker 1: going through some challenging moments in their life, and it's

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01:19:05,520 --> 01:19:07,880
Speaker 1: getting to be a little bit daunting at times. And

1388
01:19:07,960 --> 01:19:10,160
Speaker 1: you're starting to feel a little bit overwhelmed by it

1389
01:19:10,280 --> 01:19:12,680
Speaker 1: all because you're sitting there and you're thinking, Man, I

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01:19:12,760 --> 01:19:16,800
Speaker 1: done had enough of this. Lord where you at? I

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01:19:16,960 --> 01:19:20,400
Speaker 1: don't got to learn this lesson? No, mom, if you

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Speaker 1: could just come on, I got it, fix me, rescue me,

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Speaker 1: deliver me, give me the blessing that I've been praying for.

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01:19:28,800 --> 01:19:31,240
Speaker 1: You keep asking and then you start to get a

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01:19:31,280 --> 01:19:35,479
Speaker 1: little defeated because it ain't happening in your time. That

1396
01:19:35,720 --> 01:19:39,240
Speaker 1: happens to you. Well, it happens to other people too,

1397
01:19:40,080 --> 01:19:42,759
Speaker 1: and you gotta be careful how you treat other people

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01:19:43,240 --> 01:19:46,120
Speaker 1: because they may not always be in that position for long.

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Speaker 1: Do you know how many people I know who just

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01:19:49,720 --> 01:19:53,160
Speaker 1: did me wrong when I was on the way coming up?

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01:19:53,479 --> 01:19:56,280
Speaker 1: You have any idea The number of people who were

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01:19:56,360 --> 01:19:59,920
Speaker 1: discouraging to me on my way up. They had no idea,

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01:20:00,280 --> 01:20:02,360
Speaker 1: you know, I mean, any people bad mouth for me,

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01:20:03,000 --> 01:20:07,120
Speaker 1: bad mouth you on your way up, They don't have

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01:20:07,439 --> 01:20:10,160
Speaker 1: any idea. Who you really are. Do you know how

1406
01:20:10,240 --> 01:20:13,880
Speaker 1: many people throwing dirt on you thinking they bringing you harm?

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01:20:14,920 --> 01:20:18,160
Speaker 1: They don't even realize what they do, And they don't know,

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01:20:18,520 --> 01:20:20,600
Speaker 1: because you know what they do. It they judging you.

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01:20:21,520 --> 01:20:29,720
Speaker 1: They judging you based on a season. They judging you

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Speaker 1: based on a period that you're in. Now, you gotta

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01:20:34,880 --> 01:20:37,839
Speaker 1: be careful when you're judging people because of a period

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Speaker 1: they're going through, because that period is just the season.

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Speaker 1: This down moment that you have is just the season.

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Speaker 1: And just like the seasons change, this too shall change.

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01:20:48,800 --> 01:20:53,680
Speaker 1: Just like seasons past, this too shall pass. Somebody sent

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01:20:53,800 --> 01:20:59,080
Speaker 1: me something one day that said, never judge somebody based

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Speaker 1: on a season, and I started thinking about it and

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Speaker 1: they went on. So I kept reading what they said

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Speaker 1: and they were just talking about it. Man, it was

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Speaker 1: so true. They said one season David was a shepherd,

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Speaker 1: but the next season he was a king. But you

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Speaker 1: know how they played David on the way up? Oh,

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Speaker 1: they wouldn't they. They wouldn't volunteer David for nothing, They

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Speaker 1: wouldn't suggest David for nothing. He was just a little

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Speaker 1: shepherd boy. David can't be the one to go down

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01:21:32,080 --> 01:21:34,720
Speaker 1: there and get that giant. We ain't gonna bring David up.

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Speaker 1: David went from a shepherd to a king. One season,

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Speaker 1: Ruth was working in the field. The next season she

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Speaker 1: was owning the same field. It's just where a guy sitting.

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01:21:50,400 --> 01:21:54,720
Speaker 1: It's just biblical, you know stories that's out there that

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01:21:55,280 --> 01:21:57,840
Speaker 1: really if you're a person of faith, it matters to you.

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01:21:57,840 --> 01:21:59,519
Speaker 1: If you're not a person of faith, this is not

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01:21:59,680 --> 01:22:03,120
Speaker 1: for you, but it's okay. I didn't know you was listening.

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Speaker 1: One season, Mordechaia was sitting outside the king's palace. The

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01:22:09,640 --> 01:22:12,360
Speaker 1: next season he was inside the palace.

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Speaker 5: We serve a.

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Speaker 1: God that turns things around, and he is the god

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Speaker 1: of unmerited favor. We are all privy to his unmerited

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01:22:30,200 --> 01:22:34,880
Speaker 1: favor because he passes it out to no particular person.

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Speaker 8: We have all.

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01:22:39,120 --> 01:22:44,519
Speaker 1: Been privy to this unmerited favor. You know, how many

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01:22:44,560 --> 01:22:47,080
Speaker 1: of us can tell you something that happened to us

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01:22:47,120 --> 01:22:51,040
Speaker 1: that we just can't explain. That was favor. You know,

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01:22:51,120 --> 01:22:53,240
Speaker 1: when it looked like the verdict was going one way

1445
01:22:53,280 --> 01:22:55,960
Speaker 1: and it turned around and went another way, that was favor.

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01:22:56,439 --> 01:22:58,280
Speaker 1: When it looked like you wasn't gonna make it, but

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01:22:58,400 --> 01:23:01,519
Speaker 1: here you are now. That fable when they wrote you

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01:23:01,640 --> 01:23:03,840
Speaker 1: off and said you was never gonna be nothing, But

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Speaker 1: you turned out to be something anyhow. That was fable.

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Speaker 1: When they laughed at you with your decision, and now

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01:23:10,400 --> 01:23:13,479
Speaker 1: they're looking at you at that same decision they laughed

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01:23:13,520 --> 01:23:18,040
Speaker 1: at and they shaking their head. That will favor. When

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01:23:18,120 --> 01:23:21,400
Speaker 1: they tried to destroy you, when your enemies came for

1454
01:23:21,600 --> 01:23:24,720
Speaker 1: you and they couldn't do nothing with you all about you,

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01:23:25,920 --> 01:23:31,280
Speaker 1: that was favor God's unmerited faith. Quit tripping about the

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01:23:31,400 --> 01:23:35,599
Speaker 1: season you in because you never know. Your season could

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01:23:35,600 --> 01:23:38,920
Speaker 1: turn around tomorrow. But if you quit, you'll never find

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Speaker 1: it hanging. Everybody.

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