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Look, it 0:02:56.720 --> 0:02:59.280 was a special thing, and we explained it because you 0:02:59.320 --> 0:03:01.600 listen in order you know why. It's hard to do that. 0:03:02.000 --> 0:03:06.920 Not everyone that gets phone tapped wants their disgusting perversion 0:03:07.360 --> 0:03:12.519 and profanity unbeeped out in the real world. Right, These 0:03:12.520 --> 0:03:15.560 were ones that we were able to do. We've got 0:03:15.600 --> 0:03:17.880 a few others we may whip out for episode seventy five. 0:03:18.880 --> 0:03:21.040 Keep listening, or if we if this thing is going 0:03:21.080 --> 0:03:24.880 into tank fast, our last episode, Yeah, we'll just put 0:03:24.919 --> 0:03:27.000 them all out there for you. Oh man, I got 0:03:27.120 --> 0:03:30.480 chocolate under my fingernails, eat my strawberries again. No, this 0:03:30.560 --> 0:03:32.760 time it was Jimmy Fallon's fault. By the way, Jimmy 0:03:32.800 --> 0:03:34.520 Fallon awesome guest on The Big Show this week. He 0:03:34.600 --> 0:03:36.120 was in studio in case you don't listen or know 0:03:36.160 --> 0:03:38.160 what the Big Show is, Elviustra in the Morning Show 0:03:38.320 --> 0:03:42.680 on Wednesday, the twelve September, guest Jimmy Fallon wasn't even 0:03:42.680 --> 0:03:44.160 a guest. He was a co host for two and 0:03:44.200 --> 0:03:46.520 a half hours, and he brought with him. He's Jimmy 0:03:46.520 --> 0:03:49.040 Fallon ice cream that Ben and Jerry's makes. Oh, it's 0:03:49.080 --> 0:03:52.840 the Tonight dough. The Tonight dough. I love that. He 0:03:52.920 --> 0:03:55.320 used to do late late night snack or something like that. 0:03:55.600 --> 0:03:57.040 And then he got the Tonight Show. He had changed 0:03:57.280 --> 0:03:59.880 change ice cream, so he left something the freezer and 0:04:00.400 --> 0:04:03.840 uh I part I partook, and I partook some of it. 0:04:04.000 --> 0:04:06.960 You did partook? You said, break me off a piece, Yeah, 0:04:07.200 --> 0:04:11.400 like pinch me off a loaf, pinch that gat, break 0:04:11.440 --> 0:04:12.880 me off a piece of that kick cat bar what? 0:04:13.640 --> 0:04:15.440 And then I brought I gave you half. You gave 0:04:15.480 --> 0:04:17.960 me half because I don't want the calories. Man, I 0:04:18.000 --> 0:04:21.039 just broke into that summer sausage over there. You see 0:04:21.080 --> 0:04:24.000 that we have summer. We have so much food. Brody, 0:04:24.040 --> 0:04:27.640 here it comes. It's fourth quarter, you know, it's this 0:04:27.720 --> 0:04:29.479 is it straight through to the holidays. This is it. 0:04:29.600 --> 0:04:31.200 This is what I'm on the game. And I gotta 0:04:31.279 --> 0:04:34.479 tell you. I am seven pounds less than I was 0:04:34.720 --> 0:04:37.400 last year at this time. So if I could just 0:04:37.440 --> 0:04:40.640 hold myself a toe in an accident. Yeah, So when 0:04:40.680 --> 0:04:42.920 I do my dr fatlaws in January, if I could 0:04:43.040 --> 0:04:46.200 stay this way, I will be seven pounds even better. 0:04:47.080 --> 0:04:48.960 You know, I'll best my way. Okay, now will you 0:04:49.080 --> 0:04:51.719 or will you make your target goal? Seven pounds? Okay? 0:04:51.800 --> 0:04:55.599 Oh no, no no, uh, I gotta no, no no no. 0:04:55.640 --> 0:04:57.400 I want to lose the same at every year. And 0:04:57.480 --> 0:05:01.479 I swear it's it's tough because it's also alamar season. Yeah, 0:05:01.560 --> 0:05:04.280 so everyone listen. If you don't love Malamar's, you're you 0:05:04.320 --> 0:05:06.080 missing out. But here's the thing about malamars, and I 0:05:06.080 --> 0:05:10.520 said this to Elvis this morning. Malamars for me are 0:05:10.600 --> 0:05:14.480 the saddest cookie candy thing because they represent the end 0:05:14.520 --> 0:05:18.440 of summer. Have you live in in cold weather? Spice 0:05:18.480 --> 0:05:20.560 does that for me? Now? But here's the thing, Yeah, 0:05:20.560 --> 0:05:25.120 but way before pumpkin spice existed. The secret to Malamar's 0:05:25.320 --> 0:05:29.280 They don't sell them during the summer because the chocolate 0:05:29.279 --> 0:05:33.600 will melt and the malamar's get ruined in the trucks, 0:05:33.600 --> 0:05:36.320 So they only have them during cold weather times or 0:05:36.360 --> 0:05:38.960 in cold weather climate places where it's not hot, so 0:05:39.000 --> 0:05:41.280 the chocolate shell can stay like a chocolate shell, right, 0:05:41.279 --> 0:05:42.640 And they because they don't want to pay for the 0:05:42.640 --> 0:05:45.160 refrigeration of the trucks, it's better for them to just 0:05:45.160 --> 0:05:47.080 bring them back when the summer is over. But when 0:05:47.120 --> 0:05:49.640 you see them, it means wat wat, the summer is over. 0:05:49.680 --> 0:05:52.840 I know people who buy malamars and if you don't 0:05:52.880 --> 0:05:54.880 know what they are, it's like a s'mores. It's like 0:05:55.040 --> 0:05:57.880 it's it's like at cookie and then it's got the 0:05:57.920 --> 0:05:59.800 marshmallow on top of that and it's the whole thing 0:05:59.839 --> 0:06:02.400 to veloped in chocolate. So I know people who buy 0:06:02.440 --> 0:06:05.640 them for the entire sea year. They put them in 0:06:05.640 --> 0:06:08.440 the best of the freezer. How long can they last? 0:06:08.920 --> 0:06:11.440 What do you mean it's a freezer. They're not a sponsor, 0:06:11.480 --> 0:06:13.279 by the way, No, not a sponsor. They'd like to be. 0:06:13.320 --> 0:06:15.400 They're more than welcome to. Yeah, let's bring those on. 0:06:15.880 --> 0:06:17.920 I'd love to talk about them. And by the way, 0:06:17.960 --> 0:06:20.720 if you love the podcast, you gotta take it with 0:06:20.760 --> 0:06:23.000 all the blemishes. You know, you have that, that and 0:06:23.120 --> 0:06:26.480 all and all the details. Right, So if there's one 0:06:26.600 --> 0:06:29.000 jingle you don't love, we hope you like everything else. 0:06:29.400 --> 0:06:31.440 And if there's one thing Scary says, you go, oh, 0:06:31.480 --> 0:06:34.080 I wish you wouldn't say that, you take it with everything. 0:06:35.520 --> 0:06:38.120 The snow the snowflake change. No, not yet, not well. 0:06:38.160 --> 0:06:40.599 Somebody tweeted me like, hey, could you ask Scary not 0:06:40.680 --> 0:06:42.159 to do this? And I was like, no, I'm not 0:06:42.200 --> 0:06:43.960 doing that. There's no way to do I'm not doing 0:06:44.000 --> 0:06:46.640 what it will tell you what it was that I'm 0:06:49.200 --> 0:06:51.680 we gotta tweet for listening. The tweet was from someone 0:06:51.680 --> 0:06:53.640 who regularly tweets us. I'm not gonna mention his name 0:06:53.640 --> 0:06:56.360 because they're really good guy, but he's like, it really 0:06:56.400 --> 0:07:00.240 bothers me when Scary breathes heavy into the mic, and 0:07:00.240 --> 0:07:02.520 and I was like, we're gonna do about that? Am 0:07:02.560 --> 0:07:04.560 I really breathing heavy into the Sometimes you this is 0:07:04.560 --> 0:07:07.960 what you do. Sometimes you go you do that. That's 0:07:07.960 --> 0:07:09.920 not that's not a breathe heavy, that's a that's a 0:07:09.960 --> 0:07:12.720 wind up life. That's me bring my mouth to talk, right. 0:07:12.800 --> 0:07:14.280 And so they asked me if I could ask you 0:07:14.320 --> 0:07:15.600 not to do that, not to talk, But how am 0:07:15.640 --> 0:07:16.800 I going to bring it up first? And we'll not 0:07:16.840 --> 0:07:18.880 to go Like, but that's how you do it. That's 0:07:18.920 --> 0:07:24.600 what I just read. Redesign your whole life, rewire your brains, 0:07:24.640 --> 0:07:27.640 not like that's like, don't find fault. So like, if 0:07:27.640 --> 0:07:30.200 you don't like one of the commercials, we do, enjoy 0:07:30.240 --> 0:07:32.000 everything else we do. We try to make them fun. 0:07:32.320 --> 0:07:34.760 That's what I'm saying. Just enjoy the ride. Don't look 0:07:34.760 --> 0:07:36.680 for things like oh that I don't like that jingle 0:07:36.960 --> 0:07:39.200 the show openers, not my faith? Just did? I do 0:07:39.280 --> 0:07:42.160 like constructive criticism absolutely, but you know what I like 0:07:42.200 --> 0:07:46.280 even better ideas like oh, I like, what do you do? 0:07:46.360 --> 0:07:49.280 But how about try this? Yeah? By that? And then 0:07:49.320 --> 0:07:50.920 which case at some point we'll go. You know, you 0:07:50.920 --> 0:07:54.680 can always text us. And we got a text today 0:07:55.200 --> 0:07:57.520 that said, hey, where my Brooklyn Boys at. It just 0:07:57.560 --> 0:07:59.240 came in a little while ago. That's what I wanted 0:07:59.280 --> 0:08:02.760 to say. We got text this morning, We got several 0:08:02.880 --> 0:08:07.080 several this morning that said it's Brooklyn Boys Thursday. And 0:08:07.120 --> 0:08:09.240 I was thinking like thing. It's a thing for our 0:08:09.240 --> 0:08:12.400 listeners because we mostly do BBT. I was thinking, like, oh, 0:08:12.400 --> 0:08:16.120 it's a it's BBT happy BBT BBT. Isn't that something 0:08:16.520 --> 0:08:19.920 on the spray the bugs Killer? If you're looking for 0:08:20.040 --> 0:08:22.800 like some like like a partner or something, they say 0:08:22.840 --> 0:08:25.440 they're looking for a BBT. No, that's BBW. That's a 0:08:25.440 --> 0:08:29.320 big beautiful woman. Oh right, didn't you spray this on 0:08:29.760 --> 0:08:33.679 spraying the podcast? I just said that I'm scrolling. I'm 0:08:33.679 --> 0:08:37.640 scrolling to the text anyway. So so yeah, where my 0:08:37.679 --> 0:08:40.680 Brooklyn boys at? Says this person? I called them back? 0:08:41.000 --> 0:08:51.280 Who is this? Tagan? Where's Sarah? Sarah? That's alternative music reference? 0:08:52.040 --> 0:08:58.880 Where are you? Where are you from? I'm from Omaha, Nebraska. 0:08:59.320 --> 0:09:01.800 I know. I was just gonna say where you steaks 0:09:01.840 --> 0:09:04.200 come from. Let me ask you this because we are 0:09:04.280 --> 0:09:06.360 in other parts of the country and we're telling everybody 0:09:06.400 --> 0:09:09.280 when we do our Omaha bit to go to the website. 0:09:09.360 --> 0:09:11.000 Do you get to actually just go run up to 0:09:11.000 --> 0:09:15.000 the factory? Do you know? I know where the factory 0:09:15.240 --> 0:09:21.520 is on the door and get that discount. I don't see, 0:09:21.520 --> 0:09:23.560 I don't know. I wish, I wish that's how it works. 0:09:23.600 --> 0:09:25.920 But I have no idea. I love that Omaha Steaks 0:09:25.960 --> 0:09:27.760 is in Omaha. But there are places that have like 0:09:27.960 --> 0:09:29.800 a city or a state in their name and they're 0:09:29.840 --> 0:09:33.320 not there, right like Manhattan Bagel Hat Bagels and Jersey 0:09:33.440 --> 0:09:35.680 it's hat Bagel. It's Nott style Bagel's. That's where they 0:09:35.679 --> 0:09:38.640 get the name. But all the Steaks. Actually this is 0:09:38.679 --> 0:09:41.640 not a commercial but not not They are sponsors, but 0:09:41.760 --> 0:09:45.280 not a commercial, not this time. So that's near Council Bluffs, 0:09:45.280 --> 0:09:49.680 isn't it. Yeah, yeah, across the river. Now why do 0:09:49.720 --> 0:09:51.600 I know that? Cause how do you know that? I 0:09:51.720 --> 0:09:55.800 watch Bar Rescue with that guy John Taffer. Who could 0:09:56.080 --> 0:09:59.080 he he goes into the bars, Well, first he puts 0:09:59.160 --> 0:10:02.000 under surveillance with his people, and then he sees like 0:10:02.520 --> 0:10:05.480 you know, rat droppings all over the place, or he 0:10:05.600 --> 0:10:08.840 he sees people doing terrible things behind the counter, like 0:10:08.880 --> 0:10:11.480 co workers, like he fight getting into fights, like like 0:10:11.520 --> 0:10:14.520 a really disgusting, decrepit bar and restaurant. And then he'll 0:10:14.600 --> 0:10:17.520 run in with the cameras and he'll be like shut 0:10:17.520 --> 0:10:19.920 it down, he screams, and John Taffer, you know what 0:10:19.960 --> 0:10:24.120 I'm talking about? Oh yeah, well, yeah, I know the 0:10:24.160 --> 0:10:27.040 bar that you're actually talking about specific You're you're a 0:10:27.040 --> 0:10:28.719 step ahead of me. He knows what, he knows what 0:10:28.760 --> 0:10:31.480 I'm gonna say. So there was an episode of Bar 0:10:31.520 --> 0:10:35.160 Rescue where they focused on a bar in Council Bluffs 0:10:35.360 --> 0:10:37.200 by the way, because so every ball is that the 0:10:37.240 --> 0:10:42.160 only town you know in the breast other Oma but anyway, 0:10:42.200 --> 0:10:46.360 but that's neither here nor there. So yeah, so so apparently, 0:10:46.440 --> 0:10:48.080 so John Taffer goes in and by the end of 0:10:48.080 --> 0:10:50.240 the episode he has a makeover, and the bar is 0:10:50.280 --> 0:10:53.199 great again and everyone's getting along in life is awesome. 0:10:53.440 --> 0:10:54.880 What was the name of that place? It was like 0:10:54.920 --> 0:10:58.719 crazy something I don't even know it was. It was 0:10:58.800 --> 0:11:03.640 oh face the bar, oh faya? So so okay, So 0:11:03.720 --> 0:11:06.480 John Taffer came in, they did their renovations. Have you 0:11:06.520 --> 0:11:09.040 been there since? I'd love to know, because they never 0:11:09.080 --> 0:11:14.280 show you what happens afterwards. No, I actually haven't been there, 0:11:14.360 --> 0:11:18.160 but from what I hear, I'm pretty sure this is accurate. 0:11:18.360 --> 0:11:21.679 He ended up leading because there was so much drama. 0:11:22.080 --> 0:11:24.320 He ended up not even dealing the bar Rescue because 0:11:24.320 --> 0:11:26.839 in the place was that horrible. What was going on, 0:11:26.920 --> 0:11:29.520 like like people were sleeping with each other's girlfriends, and 0:11:29.600 --> 0:11:32.880 like there was so much like intermingling, and like the 0:11:32.920 --> 0:11:35.280 bartenders didn't want to work. They sat behind the counter 0:11:35.320 --> 0:11:39.600 on their asses. They were the glasses were dirty and everything. Right, 0:11:40.679 --> 0:11:42.880 Oh yeah, and I'm pretty sure at one point, I mean, 0:11:42.920 --> 0:11:46.720 I think there's still funnage of it where the owner 0:11:46.960 --> 0:11:49.480 or one of the managers or something like that paid 0:11:49.800 --> 0:11:52.920 one of the employees to go beat someone up. Or 0:11:52.960 --> 0:11:57.120 I don't, I don't know how that work that we 0:11:57.200 --> 0:11:59.600 call that in Brooklyn? What do we call that in Brooklyn? 0:11:59.640 --> 0:12:05.320 Up beat? A regular average day? Anyway, thank you for 0:12:05.360 --> 0:12:08.319 listening to the podcast. Do you have any constructive criticism 0:12:08.440 --> 0:12:09.640 or things that you might want to get off your 0:12:09.720 --> 0:12:12.240 chest right now? Because this isn't a lot of people 0:12:12.320 --> 0:12:14.320 want to be called. And they were like, dude, why 0:12:14.320 --> 0:12:16.120 did that person get the talk on the podcast? And 0:12:16.200 --> 0:12:19.600 I didn't. Well here's your shot. Well you don't want 0:12:19.640 --> 0:12:22.800 the only thing I really gotta see if you if 0:12:22.840 --> 0:12:25.280 you want recognition, you know, you gotta give you a 0:12:25.320 --> 0:12:28.080 Brookly voice from love. I mean, you guys love right 0:12:28.120 --> 0:12:32.640 on the back. So that's really is, you know, And uh, 0:12:34.080 --> 0:12:36.440 I'm getting off getting it up, getting some stuff off 0:12:36.480 --> 0:12:40.640 my chest. I mean, I love you guys, you Fox you, 0:12:40.760 --> 0:12:50.839 I mean the bomb dot com. I'm not even kidding you, guys, 0:12:45.880 --> 0:12:52.920 don't please more of you? Yeah, more of you? Well, 0:12:52.960 --> 0:12:55.240 thank you so much for list. Thanks man. We're gonna 0:12:55.240 --> 0:12:59.280 give you an imaginary T shirt, all right, I appreciate it. 0:13:00.880 --> 0:13:05.760 On December. We gotta get T shirts Brodie. Thank you. Hey. 0:13:05.760 --> 0:13:07.800 Speaking of T shirts, I want to spend send a 0:13:07.880 --> 0:13:12.720 thank you to Lisa Bates um people is the sister 0:13:12.760 --> 0:13:14.880 of Master. Yeah, that's right. I'm sure she's never heard 0:13:14.880 --> 0:13:18.800 that before. Lisa Bates lives in Texas, Uh, sister of Norman. 0:13:20.080 --> 0:13:22.319 I'm sure she's never heard that before. And a couple 0:13:22.320 --> 0:13:23.880 of weeks ago, she sent me a picture of a 0:13:23.920 --> 0:13:27.480 billboard and it was a restaurant called Brodie Steakhouse. Now 0:13:27.520 --> 0:13:30.440 what she didn't know is I like to collect shirts 0:13:30.920 --> 0:13:34.480 from businesses that are named Brodie. That's spelled it the 0:13:34.480 --> 0:13:36.560 same way I do b R O D Y, and 0:13:36.760 --> 0:13:40.120 like Brodie's Bar and Grill, Brodie's Sports Bar, Brodie's Burger's 0:13:40.120 --> 0:13:43.600 in San Diego, Brodie's School of Medicine in North Carolina, 0:13:43.640 --> 0:13:46.800 I think, and I get I get shirts from there, 0:13:46.960 --> 0:13:49.000 and it's got my name on it. I think I 0:13:49.040 --> 0:13:52.400 mentioned I mentioned Brodie Stevens. Brodie Stevens is a comedian 0:13:52.920 --> 0:13:55.679 and he's got these great shirts that he made up 0:13:56.000 --> 0:13:59.800 and let's say, uh, enjoy Brodie right, like a call 0:13:59.880 --> 0:14:03.080 a shirt. And so I hit him up on Facebook 0:14:03.120 --> 0:14:05.840 on Twitter rather we're friends on on social media, and 0:14:05.840 --> 0:14:07.480 he's like, oh, man, I'll send your shirt. So I 0:14:07.480 --> 0:14:10.680 got a shirt looks like cocola shirt but says enjoy Brodie's. Uh. 0:14:10.720 --> 0:14:13.520 So she sent me the picture of brodie Steakhouse. She says, 0:14:13.559 --> 0:14:15.480 I thought of you, and then I think I read 0:14:15.520 --> 0:14:18.160 this last week where she says only things on the 0:14:18.200 --> 0:14:21.880 menu are no scallions, diet coke, no ice, and uh, 0:14:21.920 --> 0:14:24.480 I think it was and Hinds Catcher, and so I 0:14:24.480 --> 0:14:27.480 wrote it back. I said, that's fantastic, hilarious. I gotta 0:14:27.560 --> 0:14:30.320 call them and get a shirt. They're in Benton, Texas, 0:14:30.960 --> 0:14:33.120 I have personally, you've never heard of Benton, Texas. I 0:14:33.120 --> 0:14:34.480 know who they are now where they are because I 0:14:34.520 --> 0:14:40.120 looked it up. And that was like Monday Thursday. After 0:14:40.160 --> 0:14:43.000 the podcastle I get to my desk and as a 0:14:43.040 --> 0:14:45.520 package and I opened the package and Lisa sent me 0:14:45.560 --> 0:14:49.280 a beautiful shirt in my size extra large um from 0:14:49.320 --> 0:14:54.040 brodie Steakhouse, which is so appropriate, so freaking steakcast so good. 0:14:54.200 --> 0:14:55.840 So I just want to say thank you to Lisa. 0:14:56.280 --> 0:14:58.720 She paid for it enough to do that. Number two, 0:14:58.880 --> 0:15:01.680 if you see a place that has like Brodie's Bagels 0:15:01.680 --> 0:15:04.240 in Manhattan, uh, definitely take a picture of it and 0:15:04.240 --> 0:15:05.800 send it to me so I can call and get 0:15:05.800 --> 0:15:07.760 a shirt. And the same goes for Scary. But you're 0:15:07.760 --> 0:15:11.280 not gonna find SK's not gonna find um. I will 0:15:11.320 --> 0:15:16.240 say this, Lisa got me a Steakhouse shirt without me asking, 0:15:16.640 --> 0:15:19.680 before you got me a steak dinner. Huh. By the way, 0:15:20.280 --> 0:15:22.960 sometimes you become so desperate to get that Brody thing 0:15:23.000 --> 0:15:25.600 in there that like the time that we got the 0:15:25.720 --> 0:15:31.160 Martin Broder bobblehead former goalie the Jersey Devils. Yeah, so 0:15:31.280 --> 0:15:35.280 Brody decides to scratch out paper over the end of 0:15:35.360 --> 0:15:42.040 his name and put a y. Yeah. Well, you know, uh, 0:15:43.080 --> 0:15:46.280 every nobody named Brody has ever played in the NFL 0:15:47.240 --> 0:15:49.800 or Major League Baseball. That spells it my way, never 0:15:49.920 --> 0:15:53.520 in the history of Americans before, right, No, not that either. 0:15:53.640 --> 0:15:58.560 You've also had a Brody Miller. There's a guy in 0:15:58.600 --> 0:16:00.400 the minor leagues named Brody is a first name, but 0:16:00.440 --> 0:16:02.320 he spells it with an I E. Right, it doesn't 0:16:02.320 --> 0:16:04.120 spell the W I do. But like when I see 0:16:04.120 --> 0:16:07.200 a Tom Brady jersey, I go off his name was 0:16:07.280 --> 0:16:10.280 Tom Brody. My name would be like so much more 0:16:10.360 --> 0:16:14.560 famous a Pats fan. No, I'd have to cover up 0:16:14.600 --> 0:16:16.440 the logo of the shirt, but I don't know because 0:16:16.440 --> 0:16:18.000 I'd be getting free break. I would have to pay 0:16:18.000 --> 0:16:19.520 extra for my name on. It would already be there. 0:16:20.120 --> 0:16:21.680 So if you see a shirt there's there's a place 0:16:21.800 --> 0:16:24.240 in I think it's North Carolina, could be South Carolina. 0:16:24.280 --> 0:16:27.280 I'm a no offense to the Carolinas um. But it's 0:16:27.320 --> 0:16:30.040 called Brodie's Sports Bar and Grill, and they I have 0:16:30.160 --> 0:16:32.400 to get the shirt. It's a baseball player, uh. And 0:16:32.520 --> 0:16:36.120 the logo I mean we have listeners from council Bluffs. 0:16:37.280 --> 0:16:39.040 I'm just saying, so thank you Lisa for the shirt. 0:16:39.080 --> 0:16:41.200 That was very kind of you. Although my wife doesn't 0:16:41.240 --> 0:16:43.400 want me wearing red. He doesn't like me wearing red 0:16:44.000 --> 0:16:46.200 because she says it with my pale skin and my freckles, 0:16:46.480 --> 0:16:48.280 that it doesn't look good on me too much. Tell 0:16:48.280 --> 0:16:50.400 me again why she get married? So my wife tell 0:16:50.440 --> 0:16:52.360 me what colors not to wear. Your girlfriend tells you 0:16:52.440 --> 0:16:56.600 stuff all the time. Yes, she does. We we Okay. 0:16:56.680 --> 0:16:59.720 Being a relationship is a commitment, it's a sacrifice, it's 0:16:59.720 --> 0:17:01.800 a been a It's like I can tell your girlfriend's 0:17:01.840 --> 0:17:03.360 not sleeping over your house because you wes shirts you 0:17:03.360 --> 0:17:06.760 would never let you. It's called compromise, So compromise on things. Now. 0:17:06.840 --> 0:17:08.840 My wife doesn't tell me I can't wear red. She 0:17:09.000 --> 0:17:11.520 just says I look better and blues and greens whatever. 0:17:12.000 --> 0:17:14.320 But I love the shirt and I'm gonna wear it 0:17:14.359 --> 0:17:17.960 because I love it. But cowboy boot on it and 0:17:18.040 --> 0:17:20.679 on the back it's a cowboy riding like bucking Bronco 0:17:21.119 --> 0:17:25.000 and it says Brodie Steakhouse. I freaking love it. So 0:17:25.119 --> 0:17:26.919 there you go. Why isn't I looking at these two 0:17:26.960 --> 0:17:29.720 clips here that's say Connecticut versus New York pizza because 0:17:29.720 --> 0:17:32.159 I'm pissed. That's one of the things I'm pissed with 0:17:32.200 --> 0:17:36.320 you about. Get that guy on the phone that I 0:17:36.440 --> 0:17:40.040 gave me the number, get it ready? Pizza related? All Right, 0:17:41.440 --> 0:17:45.000 you and I do a Brooklyn Boys podcast? All Right? 0:17:45.520 --> 0:17:49.960 You and I have a pizza In the logo of 0:17:50.040 --> 0:17:52.200 a Brooklyn Boys podcast, which by the way. Someone says 0:17:52.240 --> 0:17:53.760 that we should pull a slice out so it looks 0:17:53.800 --> 0:17:55.639 more like a pizza. But and I told you look 0:17:55.720 --> 0:17:59.960 like a cue. You and I travel around New York 0:18:01.000 --> 0:18:04.439 sampling some of the best pizza in the world. Okay, 0:18:05.240 --> 0:18:08.840 I think I know you twenty years. We do a 0:18:08.920 --> 0:18:11.800 morning show together. We're both of the same neighborhoo in Brooklyn. 0:18:12.560 --> 0:18:15.080 We both grew up on the same Italian food, the 0:18:15.119 --> 0:18:18.320 same a classic, classic knowledge of good pizza. And then 0:18:18.359 --> 0:18:20.920 on today's show, you Son of a Bitch play the 0:18:21.000 --> 0:18:24.480 top light blue clip. You said this with Elvis today 0:18:24.480 --> 0:18:27.639 when we're talking about Connecticut. Now, the only problem between 0:18:27.720 --> 0:18:31.040 New Haven, Connecticut in New York City is we have 0:18:31.160 --> 0:18:34.200 this pizza war going on. You know, New Yorkers, we 0:18:34.280 --> 0:18:36.920 think we have the end all pizza. You know, this 0:18:37.160 --> 0:18:40.440 is pizza Heaven. People who live in New Haven disagree 0:18:40.640 --> 0:18:42.920 because there's a lot of great pizza up there. I 0:18:43.520 --> 0:18:45.720 challenge you, what scary is gonna name drop you. I'm 0:18:45.760 --> 0:18:47.960 from Brooklyn and I can see to New Haven. They've 0:18:47.960 --> 0:18:52.639 got the best clamp. The son of a Bitch? What 0:18:53.000 --> 0:18:56.520 did I say? Play the play the bottom clip played again? 0:18:56.520 --> 0:18:59.080 They added version from Brooklyn and I can see to 0:18:59.160 --> 0:19:04.320 new Haven. They the best clampie. They really do. Okay, stop, okay, 0:19:04.480 --> 0:19:06.520 right there, what did I say. I'm gonna say, listen 0:19:06.560 --> 0:19:09.560 to that one more time, said from Brooklyn, and I 0:19:09.680 --> 0:19:12.600 can see to new Haven They've got the best clampie. You. 0:19:12.920 --> 0:19:15.240 I can see to new Haven, they got the best clampie. 0:19:15.280 --> 0:19:18.280 You are not gonna find a better white clam pie 0:19:18.440 --> 0:19:22.760 in this country, better than Frank Peppy's in new Haven, Connecticut. 0:19:23.119 --> 0:19:26.120 End of story. In fact, I've never even seen anyone 0:19:26.240 --> 0:19:28.840 in Brooklyn or the five Borrows that attempts to make 0:19:29.920 --> 0:19:32.800 you haven't looked had come. First of all, the topic 0:19:33.080 --> 0:19:37.639 was pizza versus pizza. Second, Cramer versus cramer right. Second 0:19:37.680 --> 0:19:40.240 of all, nothing against Connecticut and Frank Peppi's has great 0:19:40.240 --> 0:19:45.000 clam pie. They do right. The whole state, though, is 0:19:45.080 --> 0:19:47.000 known for one pizza place and one I know the 0:19:47.119 --> 0:19:50.000 other ones that are good. Nor Sally's is just as 0:19:50.040 --> 0:19:53.399 good modern pizza. Know, I know they've got a few 0:19:53.400 --> 0:19:56.040 of them. All right. My point is, if you had 0:19:56.119 --> 0:20:00.560 said they have the best clampie, can maybe tollerate that 0:20:01.560 --> 0:20:05.119 the fact that you had a qualify it by saying 0:20:05.240 --> 0:20:08.960 I'm from Brooklyn, you put the shirt on, you put 0:20:09.040 --> 0:20:11.840 the logo of Brooklyn on your face, and you said 0:20:11.880 --> 0:20:16.040 I'm from Brooklyn and then representing everyone from Brooklyn, you 0:20:16.400 --> 0:20:20.439 threw into Connecticut. No, but I threw it. I'm Brooklyn 0:20:20.520 --> 0:20:24.960 proud that The point is my I actually was justifying 0:20:25.119 --> 0:20:30.200 and actually qualifying myself because I feel so strong passionate 0:20:30.200 --> 0:20:33.920 about being from Brooklyn that I know that that makes 0:20:34.040 --> 0:20:37.960 me feel more like I'm from Brooklyn. And I'm saying 0:20:38.040 --> 0:20:40.840 this meaning like we are the fucking best. Yes, so 0:20:40.920 --> 0:20:42.960 you don't think someone's got a clampie in Brooklyn, but 0:20:43.000 --> 0:20:45.640 I'm trying to say that I'm an authority being from Brooklyn. 0:20:45.760 --> 0:20:47.840 We have done of the best pizza in the country here, 0:20:48.560 --> 0:20:51.080 but you're not gonna find a better white clampie than 0:20:51.160 --> 0:20:54.920 Frank Peppy's Brooklyn White clam Pie. Don't try and prove 0:20:55.000 --> 0:20:57.240 me wrong. No, you know what. Hold on, I'm sure 0:20:57.280 --> 0:21:00.639 it's Listen, everyone knows the absolute Let's see grub Street. 0:21:01.320 --> 0:21:04.840 Ye oh, here's what they say. Hold on, I'm pulling 0:21:04.880 --> 0:21:07.840 it up. I mean, there's some great places like robert Is. 0:21:08.119 --> 0:21:11.000 There's some defarer we talk about lmbas morning or if. 0:21:11.000 --> 0:21:15.080 Even though you know I will say this, A lot 0:21:15.160 --> 0:21:18.800 of people are pizza centric from where they are born 0:21:18.880 --> 0:21:21.600 and they live and they were raised. I am a 0:21:21.760 --> 0:21:26.040 person who has traveled this country, and I can tell 0:21:26.119 --> 0:21:29.679 you that we have to stop living in a bubble brody. 0:21:29.760 --> 0:21:32.280 We can't. We have to stop being so centric and 0:21:32.400 --> 0:21:35.680 thinking that where we live and where we're from is 0:21:35.760 --> 0:21:38.120 the best of that. First, you have to be able 0:21:38.119 --> 0:21:41.920 to serve the pizza the clams in the shell. Okay, 0:21:41.920 --> 0:21:44.800 that's that's bullshit. That's right now, you're making me work. Yeah, 0:21:44.840 --> 0:21:47.320 Frank Pepper fighting to break a tooth. Here's what it 0:21:47.359 --> 0:21:51.080 says from grub Street. Frank Peppy's created in the nineteen sixties. 0:21:51.080 --> 0:21:53.720 Clam pizza natural fit for this region, the best marrying 0:21:53.760 --> 0:21:56.000 the local passion for pizza with the Long Island sounds 0:21:56.000 --> 0:21:59.480 abundance of excellent clams. Oh, I'm sorry. Some restaurants like 0:21:59.560 --> 0:22:03.240 Otto Toronto and uh Liamiko served the clam still in 0:22:03.280 --> 0:22:08.320 their shelves. That's b s That's yeah, not not right. Okay, 0:22:08.480 --> 0:22:12.760 But according to this article, the absolute best Reggiano's brick 0:22:12.800 --> 0:22:17.040 Oven Pizza A boy Rhodes, Staten Island, Tottonville section. Okay, 0:22:17.160 --> 0:22:20.000 who's that written? By who paid them from street if 0:22:20.040 --> 0:22:22.520 there's an episode. Okay, let me tell you something the 0:22:22.720 --> 0:22:26.280 grub streets being like they're on the take. Somebody knows 0:22:26.400 --> 0:22:28.360 someone at that pizzeria. I never heard of that place 0:22:28.400 --> 0:22:32.480 in my life. Number two best clam pie Motorino's Motorino 0:22:32.960 --> 0:22:37.400 multiple locations. No, that's moderate. That's a chain. You cannot 0:22:37.680 --> 0:22:40.720 you cannot tell me a chain restaurant has the best piece. 0:22:40.960 --> 0:22:44.960 Who whoa auto choke? Basilli's is a chain that the 0:22:45.119 --> 0:22:50.560 multiple locations. We love the pizza said, Hold on m 0:22:50.640 --> 0:22:54.280 O T O R I N O. Motorino Motorinos. Yeah, Motorino's. 0:22:54.720 --> 0:22:59.959 Number three. Hold on Franny's in Brooklyn, Flatbush Avenue, balk Slope. 0:23:00.160 --> 0:23:02.840 I know that place, Yeah you do. They should bar 0:23:03.040 --> 0:23:06.639 you from going in there. Pasqual Jones on Mulberry Street. 0:23:06.680 --> 0:23:08.520 I heard. That's another good one. They should not let 0:23:08.600 --> 0:23:10.800 you look at the clams with the lemon on the side. 0:23:11.320 --> 0:23:13.960 You should be ashamed of yourself. They shouldn't let you 0:23:14.000 --> 0:23:15.600 in the door. They should put up a picture you 0:23:15.680 --> 0:23:19.639 by the door. PiZZ Seria Sera Serenetta on Amsterdam Uptown 0:23:19.640 --> 0:23:22.399 in Manhattan. Look at this. This is the problem with you. Brodie, 0:23:22.560 --> 0:23:24.560 You're you're too narrow minded when it comes to things. 0:23:24.600 --> 0:23:27.960 I'm not narrow minded. Listen, Frank went to friend and 0:23:28.000 --> 0:23:29.720 I found it a great slice of pizza. Yes, I 0:23:29.840 --> 0:23:33.000 understand that I had Frank Peppy's last weekend. It's fantastic. 0:23:33.520 --> 0:23:36.399 Nothing against Connecticut order. What I'm saying is, you can 0:23:36.440 --> 0:23:39.800 say it's fantastic. In order to you don't go to Feu. Don't. 0:23:39.880 --> 0:23:42.399 You don't live in Philadelphia, and you don't say, I 0:23:42.480 --> 0:23:45.960 gotta be honest with you, the best Chafe steak is 0:23:46.000 --> 0:23:50.480 in Delaware. You don't do it. You don't. You just 0:23:50.640 --> 0:23:55.119 clam up pun intended. You don't say. What I'm saying is, 0:23:55.240 --> 0:23:57.879 in order to be a far an authority on the situation, 0:23:58.119 --> 0:24:01.280 in order to have a really valid opinion, you need 0:24:01.359 --> 0:24:03.800 to have experienced a lot of different a lot of 0:24:03.880 --> 0:24:06.800 good and bad around the country. So a lot of 0:24:06.960 --> 0:24:12.840 people like yourself are only judging because that's where you live. 0:24:12.960 --> 0:24:17.040 That's what you're from. Boy on this podcast, Like when 0:24:17.440 --> 0:24:20.080 people like people like telling me, like like you know, 0:24:20.280 --> 0:24:23.840 oh you gotta try you gotta try this Chiefe steak 0:24:23.920 --> 0:24:27.000 here in Philly. That's great. But if you've never been 0:24:27.040 --> 0:24:31.040 out of Philadelphia. Then I can't take your opinion seriously. 0:24:31.640 --> 0:24:33.800 You need to have tried all of them around the country. 0:24:34.280 --> 0:24:36.480 You need to have gone places. Look, I'm not saying 0:24:36.520 --> 0:24:38.879 that frank Peppee's doesn't have the best clam pizza, but 0:24:39.000 --> 0:24:43.119 that's what I said. And New Haven they've got the 0:24:43.200 --> 0:24:47.280 best clam pie. They do. You can't concede to anybody 0:24:48.000 --> 0:24:49.959 anywhere you're from in this country. You know where you're 0:24:49.960 --> 0:24:53.120 listening to this podcast. You're from Iowa, you're from Texas, 0:24:53.520 --> 0:24:57.840 you're from Nebraska. Your ship is the ship. I just 0:24:57.920 --> 0:25:00.960 feel like you're just you just listen. Love Frank Peppi's. 0:25:01.080 --> 0:25:03.159 I love New Haven. I was. I was in that 0:25:03.320 --> 0:25:06.720 area last week for a big chart. I know it's great. 0:25:06.960 --> 0:25:09.800 I just feel like, I don't know. I think if 0:25:09.800 --> 0:25:13.040 you had said I'm from Brooklyn and it's it's amazing pizza, 0:25:13.680 --> 0:25:16.440 I think everyone would have been happy with that. I 0:25:16.560 --> 0:25:18.760 just don't think you can you can go. I'm deferring 0:25:19.080 --> 0:25:22.840 as when the white flag, the white clamp flag. When 0:25:22.880 --> 0:25:25.920 I say it's the best, you also got to realize 0:25:26.080 --> 0:25:31.280 that it's it's me saying it's like something is the best? 0:25:31.400 --> 0:25:34.359 Is it generic? So you didn't mean the best. You 0:25:34.440 --> 0:25:36.680 meant it's great, it's the best. It can be tied 0:25:36.760 --> 0:25:39.560 for the best. So you didn't mean it's the best. 0:25:40.640 --> 0:25:43.920 I took you literally. And again, if if if Peppi's 0:25:43.960 --> 0:25:47.720 wants to send White Clamp of the podcast, your pizza 0:25:47.800 --> 0:25:50.119 is fantastic. They I just don't like the way. I 0:25:50.160 --> 0:25:52.040 don't like the way you phrase it. That's all you didn't. Okay, 0:25:52.160 --> 0:25:57.399 Well I have um somebody who wrote us. They were 0:25:57.440 --> 0:26:00.439 just on the phone. Is just the pizza problem? Yeah? Uh, 0:26:01.800 --> 0:26:09.399 Cameron Ford fld A. Cameron answered, yeah, no, he was 0:26:09.440 --> 0:26:10.840 just on the line with us and then he just 0:26:11.200 --> 0:26:18.520 got man, what to talk to you, Cammie boy? Does 0:26:18.560 --> 0:26:19.919 he know that we're calling or he doesn't know if 0:26:19.960 --> 0:26:21.320 you're talking to him here? He didn't hear it? Well, 0:26:21.480 --> 0:26:23.800 that's right because we're not live. I think he tweeted 0:26:23.800 --> 0:26:26.120 me and I told him the email me. Anyway, he said, 0:26:26.600 --> 0:26:30.000 what would I do in this situation? He ordered two pizzas, 0:26:30.880 --> 0:26:33.400 not from any place we've mentioned, not in the fine 0:26:33.480 --> 0:26:35.920 establishments that we deal with. He didn't say where the 0:26:36.000 --> 0:26:39.080 place local to him, and he said, I ordered two pizzas. 0:26:39.640 --> 0:26:42.000 One of the pizzas had two dead bugs on it 0:26:42.080 --> 0:26:45.280 when it arrived. The other pizza did not, and he 0:26:45.359 --> 0:26:47.320 wanted to know if I would eat the second pizza 0:26:48.160 --> 0:26:50.800 didn't have any bugs on it. So before I answer, 0:26:51.640 --> 0:26:53.720 what would you do? Make my decision on the fly? 0:26:56.800 --> 0:27:00.160 I would I would eat the second pizza and will 0:27:00.160 --> 0:27:02.400 complain and get my free dessert. Oh, don't get me wrong, 0:27:02.480 --> 0:27:05.280 I absolutely so okay, this is okay, So you're not 0:27:05.320 --> 0:27:09.040 going for the even as night? Would you eat the 0:27:09.080 --> 0:27:12.199 second pizza? Would I eat the second pizza? What if 0:27:12.200 --> 0:27:14.119 there was one bug on each pizza and one walked 0:27:14.160 --> 0:27:16.240 over to the other one, like you know, before I 0:27:16.280 --> 0:27:17.960 put him in the box. So I heard that every 0:27:18.000 --> 0:27:20.479 time a bug lands, like a fly, it throws up. 0:27:20.560 --> 0:27:24.639 You know that? Yeah, so every time every time a 0:27:24.680 --> 0:27:26.800 fly could be a house fly, fruit fly, anything that 0:27:27.040 --> 0:27:31.919 flies with wings, they land and then they throw up. 0:27:32.200 --> 0:27:34.359 That's what they do. It's a little bit of like 0:27:34.480 --> 0:27:37.520 a digestive acid. So when it's to break down the food. 0:27:38.320 --> 0:27:39.760 Do you ever see the movie The Fly with Jeff 0:27:39.800 --> 0:27:44.160 Goldblum A long time ago, long time ago, great movie. 0:27:44.480 --> 0:27:46.159 So he am I gonna tell you anything about the 0:27:46.160 --> 0:27:49.439 movie other than he becomes half man, half fly. Right, 0:27:49.560 --> 0:27:53.480 and so he vomits on things before he eats it. Right. 0:27:53.520 --> 0:27:55.239 But that but that's your flies do if you if 0:27:55.240 --> 0:27:58.440 you would hold, if you look under a microscope and 0:27:58.560 --> 0:28:01.560 the fly just lands on your this is what's really happening. 0:28:01.600 --> 0:28:05.240 As soon as the fly lands, right, but you don't 0:28:05.240 --> 0:28:07.439 see it because it's microscott Right. So when the fly 0:28:07.600 --> 0:28:11.560 lands on your steak and you brush it away too late? Yeah, 0:28:12.000 --> 0:28:13.840 when the fly lands on your corn on the cob 0:28:14.160 --> 0:28:18.840 and you brush it away because once it lands, it vomits, right. 0:28:19.040 --> 0:28:22.040 So that's a true story. No, No, So here's the thing. 0:28:22.520 --> 0:28:26.400 The bugs were dead. It was two bees, they two 0:28:26.480 --> 0:28:29.480 beans in a pod. Were they dead from being it 0:28:29.600 --> 0:28:32.000 in the hot box with the lid closed or did 0:28:32.080 --> 0:28:35.800 something in the pizza poison them with death? I'm guessing 0:28:35.840 --> 0:28:38.120 they had too much oil in their system. I think that. 0:28:38.600 --> 0:28:43.760 I think that whatever it was lactose intolerant bees not. Yeah, 0:28:43.800 --> 0:28:47.800 they definitely that was not their natural environment. They're used 0:28:47.800 --> 0:28:51.080 to pollinating flowers. But had the bees get in there 0:28:51.080 --> 0:28:53.920 where they flying around the restaurant? Yeah, and they were 0:28:53.960 --> 0:28:56.480 touching all kinds of filthy So how could on the 0:28:56.560 --> 0:28:58.360 other pizza they could have? One could have been flying 0:28:58.400 --> 0:28:59.640 in the restaurant. I don't know if I want to 0:28:59.640 --> 0:29:01.360 eat the other pizza. Now, what if you could be 0:29:01.760 --> 0:29:04.000 but it was two on one pie. Yeah, it was 0:29:04.040 --> 0:29:07.480 a two You haven't watched that movie Two Girls, One pie? 0:29:07.520 --> 0:29:10.240 Who grew up? Two girls? No? Two? Wanna pie too? 0:29:10.240 --> 0:29:14.200 Wanna pie? It's hot? Let me tell you. Well, Uh so, 0:29:15.400 --> 0:29:17.880 I don't know. I would delete the other pizza. I 0:29:18.040 --> 0:29:22.040 would have to make the assumption that the bee didn't 0:29:22.160 --> 0:29:25.160 land on the other pie. I would have to go 0:29:25.320 --> 0:29:28.000 with what I know. And and you know, out of sight, 0:29:28.080 --> 0:29:29.920 out of mind, you know what they say that right, 0:29:30.640 --> 0:29:32.600 And I didn't see it happen, so I can't prove it. 0:29:32.760 --> 0:29:34.840 It's like when I was a taco bell in the woods. 0:29:36.160 --> 0:29:39.480 The tree falls, but what does anybody here? Did it happen? 0:29:39.760 --> 0:29:42.880 That's that's not the expression does anybody here? It is 0:29:42.920 --> 0:29:47.000 not the expression. The expression expressions if a tree falls 0:29:47.040 --> 0:29:48.320 in the forest and no one's there to hear, it 0:29:48.320 --> 0:29:50.960 didn't make a sound. It did make a sound that 0:29:51.000 --> 0:29:52.360 There are people that will argue that if you don't 0:29:52.360 --> 0:29:56.800 have the ear to calib to to translate the waves 0:29:56.840 --> 0:29:58.880 in the air, then it didn't really make a sound. 0:29:59.240 --> 0:30:00.720 But if you had a recording device, it would pick 0:30:00.760 --> 0:30:04.920 up the sound, it would make a sound. Well my 0:30:05.120 --> 0:30:09.600 point is if I didn't see the bee on a pie, 0:30:09.680 --> 0:30:11.320 I need to see it. Well, that was always my 0:30:11.400 --> 0:30:13.520 thing when I when I left Taco Bell. And this 0:30:13.680 --> 0:30:15.840 is nothing against Taco Bell the company. When I go 0:30:15.960 --> 0:30:17.720 in on them today, when I talked about when I 0:30:17.800 --> 0:30:20.440 tell you later about Taco Bell. When I had the 0:30:20.520 --> 0:30:23.880 problem and I drove off, I know you always say it. 0:30:24.200 --> 0:30:26.400 I was like, did did they did? An? I was 0:30:26.480 --> 0:30:29.959 pitting my food and then I thought, I don't care. 0:30:30.080 --> 0:30:32.360 It's got cheesy. But you didn't feel the same way 0:30:32.720 --> 0:30:36.920 that that you when you make a complaint and they've 0:30:37.160 --> 0:30:40.120 corrected your order and they're like, well, that's why I'm 0:30:40.160 --> 0:30:42.640 always polite about it. But I was not polite a 0:30:42.680 --> 0:30:45.000 Taco Bell. It got ugly. Okay, Then they definitely took 0:30:45.000 --> 0:30:48.480 a ship in your taco It's possible because if you're 0:30:48.560 --> 0:30:51.080 rude to me, I may not care. I don't care 0:30:51.160 --> 0:30:53.040 how fucked up I am or how much how much 0:30:53.080 --> 0:30:55.640 I screwed up. I swear to God, if you get 0:30:55.720 --> 0:30:58.000 lad with me, I'm taking your ship in the back 0:30:58.560 --> 0:31:00.720 and I'm gonna do a poopa. May I may have 0:31:00.800 --> 0:31:03.760 had a pissodia. Yeah, I may have had one of those. 0:31:03.840 --> 0:31:06.800 So I'm gonna I'm gonna talk about and we'll get 0:31:06.800 --> 0:31:09.760 to the rant a minute. Um, I'm gonna excreta in 0:31:09.840 --> 0:31:12.400 your gordita. So bottom line is you eat the other pizza. 0:31:13.080 --> 0:31:15.080 I don't know what I would do, So do us 0:31:15.080 --> 0:31:18.600 a favor, uh tweet us at David Brody, at Scary 0:31:18.720 --> 0:31:22.440 Jones at Brooklyn Boys, WTF, which we still haven't gotten changed. 0:31:24.160 --> 0:31:28.920 And let us know eating the pizza, no pizza, not 0:31:29.000 --> 0:31:33.240 eating the pizza. Let us know what are you laughing about? Nothing? 0:31:33.320 --> 0:31:39.120 Those terribly uh were um the alliteration on what we 0:31:39.760 --> 0:31:42.800 just those words that we made up. Oh yeah, I'm 0:31:42.800 --> 0:31:47.960 gonna pissodia. That's not a literation. Popa in your poopa 0:31:47.960 --> 0:31:54.640 and you that's just the rhyme. It's still it's it's 0:31:54.640 --> 0:31:58.840 also a visual. It's pretty bad, pretty bad, Jimmy Chonga. 0:32:00.800 --> 0:32:04.680 Uh yeah, all right, let's move on. I don't want 0:32:04.680 --> 0:32:07.360 to best the company because it's a franchise. I want 0:32:07.400 --> 0:32:11.120 to best the franchise anyway. So so back to the pizza. Uh. So, 0:32:11.200 --> 0:32:13.240 bottom line is I'm not eating you need it, I 0:32:13.240 --> 0:32:15.120 would eat it, Yeah, because I didn't see it here. 0:32:15.160 --> 0:32:16.720 Now we will see even now you see what the 0:32:16.760 --> 0:32:18.080 thing is. If you can and complain, they're gonna send 0:32:18.080 --> 0:32:22.560 you spit on pizza. Speaking of pizza, we have to 0:32:22.640 --> 0:32:27.200 thank our friends at Grand Prix Motors. Oh, you probably 0:32:27.200 --> 0:32:29.320 saw the pictures we posted on social media. They didn't know, 0:32:29.360 --> 0:32:32.280 but they didn't see the pizza. Okay, they just knew 0:32:32.360 --> 0:32:34.800 we were coming home. Bro. We go to client meetings 0:32:34.840 --> 0:32:38.040 all the time, and usually the stuffy, boring conference room meetings. 0:32:38.560 --> 0:32:40.200 So we go to Grand Prix Motors on corn on 0:32:40.200 --> 0:32:41.959 the Avenue in Brooklyn, which is like where we grew up. 0:32:42.000 --> 0:32:44.920 It's not far. And the guys who worked there, Ralph 0:32:45.000 --> 0:32:48.600 and and and Steve, they listen all the time. In fact, 0:32:48.800 --> 0:32:53.280 Steve allowed his daughter to cut class at Wagner College. Alla, oh, 0:32:53.320 --> 0:32:56.480 I'm sorry she was sick that day. Yeah, I had 0:32:56.600 --> 0:32:58.200 to come and hang out with us because they were 0:32:58.280 --> 0:33:00.440 you know, we were we were chilling. And anyway, we 0:33:00.520 --> 0:33:03.040 show up and they go come into the conference come in, 0:33:03.160 --> 0:33:05.280 come in, and the conference room was a kitchen, and 0:33:05.400 --> 0:33:11.640 the kitchen had boxes of elements pizza which up from Brooklyn, 0:33:11.720 --> 0:33:14.160 and they don't make I'm gonna say, hands down the 0:33:14.240 --> 0:33:16.360 best upside down pizza in Brooklyn. Yeah. And by the way, 0:33:16.360 --> 0:33:18.880 they don't make clampie there don't, but but if they did, 0:33:18.920 --> 0:33:21.080 it be better. These guys know the way to our 0:33:21.160 --> 0:33:25.280 hearts then the same way that and it's through our stomachs, 0:33:25.320 --> 0:33:27.360 by the way, the same way we did that, and 0:33:27.520 --> 0:33:29.360 and we hung out with them and they knew us. 0:33:29.960 --> 0:33:32.680 Is the same type of relationship you can get to 0:33:32.720 --> 0:33:35.840 develop with these guys when you go to their website 0:33:35.920 --> 0:33:41.640 and women there were plenty of women. Guy, Grand Prix, 0:33:41.760 --> 0:33:43.600 by the way, you followed all of them on social media. 0:33:44.360 --> 0:33:46.080 It's nice. How did you know I did? Because you 0:33:46.160 --> 0:33:48.480 asked them all for this social I did. So. It's 0:33:48.560 --> 0:33:51.280 Grand Prix Motors dot com g R A N D 0:33:51.480 --> 0:33:55.760 p r i X Motors dot Com. Was very rainy 0:33:55.840 --> 0:33:57.320 that day because people are like, oh, where were they? 0:33:57.480 --> 0:33:58.800 You know you can do take pictures by the cars. 0:33:59.240 --> 0:34:01.040 First of all, to be honest with you, is rainy, 0:34:01.120 --> 0:34:02.520 and it was not a good day to take pictures. 0:34:02.560 --> 0:34:04.720 But we were eating the pizza and we were meeting 0:34:04.760 --> 0:34:06.800 everyone who works there. So we're walking around like a 0:34:06.840 --> 0:34:10.560 bunch of bones, like sauce everywhere, and then we're getting 0:34:10.600 --> 0:34:12.040 to know the people in the office. And while we 0:34:12.160 --> 0:34:15.560 did that, we really it really hit us, why, you know, 0:34:15.760 --> 0:34:17.920 because we got to learn about the business. There was 0:34:17.960 --> 0:34:20.120 all the desks, people answering the phones and talking to people, 0:34:20.120 --> 0:34:23.839 and you could hear they get you cars you call them. 0:34:23.880 --> 0:34:26.919 They said, most of their business is online. They don't 0:34:26.920 --> 0:34:29.680 even meet the people. Sometimes they don't. It's that easy. 0:34:30.120 --> 0:34:33.080 Wait a second, I'm like going into a dealership and 0:34:33.440 --> 0:34:35.359 you know with the whole thing in the back and forth, 0:34:37.200 --> 0:34:39.640 that's our parents, that's our grandparents. A lot of people 0:34:39.680 --> 0:34:41.839 don't do it that way anymore. They go to test 0:34:41.920 --> 0:34:43.560 drive a car the one they like. Once they get 0:34:43.600 --> 0:34:45.360 day zone in on that, they just shop for the 0:34:45.440 --> 0:34:48.040 best price online or on the phone. So now you 0:34:48.080 --> 0:34:49.759 can do that grand promotives. You can tell them what 0:34:49.840 --> 0:34:51.640 you're looking for, or you give them an idea of 0:34:51.680 --> 0:34:53.879 what you're looking for, size of the car, type of car. 0:34:54.280 --> 0:34:56.960 They'll do all the price shopping for you. They'll get 0:34:57.000 --> 0:34:59.759 you a price quote, they'll put you in a car hours. 0:35:00.080 --> 0:35:02.239 Correct now if you ship at to your house. If 0:35:02.239 --> 0:35:05.000 you mentioned the Brooklyn Boys the Brooklyn Boys podcast to 0:35:05.040 --> 0:35:08.319 give you a hundred dollars off. No, if you lease 0:35:08.400 --> 0:35:11.000 the car from them, get the car mentioned in Brooklyn Boys, 0:35:11.440 --> 0:35:15.160 and then hit them with that d a hundred dollars 0:35:15.640 --> 0:35:19.560 catch back. Their phone number is seven eight six eight 0:35:20.200 --> 0:35:24.960 eight eight to two two, and it's if you want 0:35:24.960 --> 0:35:26.719 to go see them for us, Like it's in the 0:35:26.840 --> 0:35:29.719 hub of like all the really good restaurants and pizza places. Yeah, 0:35:29.880 --> 0:35:31.759 so you can go there if you want, but you 0:35:31.840 --> 0:35:34.280 know what, you're probably gonna wind up doing it online anyway, 0:35:34.920 --> 0:35:38.319 because it's like a no hassle situation. They they get 0:35:38.360 --> 0:35:39.600 all the prices and you know what, I what I 0:35:39.719 --> 0:35:41.480 gotta kicked out of. They all walk around with the 0:35:41.760 --> 0:35:46.880 air buds, the air pods, the Apple earphones, air pods, 0:35:47.280 --> 0:35:49.520 and as we're talking to them like hold on, yeah, 0:35:49.880 --> 0:35:52.239 what kind of car do you want? Yeah, So they 0:35:52.280 --> 0:35:54.320 were closing deals like that. I reminded me of you 0:35:54.800 --> 0:35:57.719 closing deals helping people out Grand Prix looders dot com 0:35:57.840 --> 0:35:59.839 and they're giving you that they're getting the best offer 0:36:00.000 --> 0:36:01.680 for you doing all the shopping. And by the way, 0:36:01.760 --> 0:36:03.719 they also have other services there. They have an auto 0:36:03.760 --> 0:36:05.799 body shop, so they can take care of your car 0:36:05.840 --> 0:36:08.320 if you need it. Okay, they'll deliver the car to 0:36:08.400 --> 0:36:13.120 you too. Love love, love everybody at Grand Prix Motors. 0:36:13.160 --> 0:36:16.960 Thanks guys. All right, So, uh, I want to talk 0:36:16.960 --> 0:36:20.719 about post malone. I got unused joke, probably that you 0:36:20.880 --> 0:36:24.799 are better now, not that I love. No, I want 0:36:24.840 --> 0:36:28.839 to talk about what's speaking of cars. I'm not going 0:36:28.880 --> 0:36:30.920 to mention any particular deal of ships. It doesn't matter. 0:36:31.440 --> 0:36:34.400 But h I my wife drives a Honday. And by 0:36:34.400 --> 0:36:36.240 the way, it's pronounced Honday like Sunday. If you pronounced 0:36:36.239 --> 0:36:38.000 any other way, you're wrong. I'm just telling you it's 0:36:38.000 --> 0:36:42.200 not a Hyundai. It's not a Honda Hyundai like Sunday 0:36:42.600 --> 0:36:52.480 Honday hounda Honday bloody HOUNDAI and it's just another manic Honday. Okay, 0:36:53.400 --> 0:36:56.359 So I'll fight you. I'll fight you musically. My daughter, 0:36:56.440 --> 0:36:59.960 who learned to drive, recently got into a fender bend 0:37:00.080 --> 0:37:03.520 with her car and uh, it was no longer drive 0:37:03.560 --> 0:37:07.040 a bull. So my wife says, well, we gotta gotta 0:37:07.080 --> 0:37:08.800 put her. Let her use my car. She'll drive me 0:37:08.840 --> 0:37:11.680 to work, take my car. No, No, I'm not putting 0:37:11.680 --> 0:37:14.360 her in a in a pretty much new car. No, 0:37:15.360 --> 0:37:17.440 just she'll be fine. We'll take a practicing a lot 0:37:17.480 --> 0:37:20.040 of practice whatever. Anyway, the car, let's just say, got 0:37:20.040 --> 0:37:24.399 into another offender bend of two days face palm, Yeah, yeah, 0:37:24.960 --> 0:37:27.279 I told you so. And so I gotta get a 0:37:27.320 --> 0:37:28.719 little a little bit of body. We're not a lot. 0:37:28.960 --> 0:37:31.080 I need like a two plastic pieces on the side 0:37:31.160 --> 0:37:33.759 to go around the wheel well and uh, a little 0:37:33.760 --> 0:37:36.640 bit of scratches, a little scratches buffed out. Not a 0:37:36.680 --> 0:37:39.360 big deal. But you know how body stops all it 0:37:39.440 --> 0:37:42.399 looks transmission, it looks like nothing, and they'll go nine 0:37:42.440 --> 0:37:45.680 thousand dollars. But it's not a big deal. So I'm like, 0:37:45.719 --> 0:37:48.160 all right, well, I gotta go to hun Day to 0:37:48.200 --> 0:37:50.040 get the parts whatever. And I go online a bright 0:37:50.080 --> 0:37:52.440 shop for the parts. Okay, So we were at a 0:37:52.480 --> 0:37:54.920 big party and I meet someone at a party. You 0:37:55.000 --> 0:37:57.800 were there, And the girl says to me, oh my, 0:37:58.120 --> 0:38:00.359 uh yeah, I now work at this deal the ship 0:38:00.520 --> 0:38:02.560 blah blah blah. Go what do you sell we have 0:38:02.719 --> 0:38:06.239 bliss call that called Hounday's. I said, oh, Hounday's, I 0:38:06.360 --> 0:38:08.480 need parts from my car. I'm a big fan of 0:38:08.520 --> 0:38:10.400 the show. Whatever you need will to carry you will 0:38:10.440 --> 0:38:12.360 give you, will give you the price at cost. Whatever 0:38:12.719 --> 0:38:14.799 we got a body shop will to carry us. Okay, Oh, 0:38:14.880 --> 0:38:18.160 doing me a favor, that's great, Text me your number whatever. 0:38:18.560 --> 0:38:21.120 I texted the number. She just give me your VIN. Now, 0:38:21.440 --> 0:38:25.640 let me just say this, when someone's doing you a favor, okay, 0:38:26.440 --> 0:38:28.520 you can't complain. You can't rush them. You gotta work 0:38:28.560 --> 0:38:32.239 at that pace. You also can't correct them when they 0:38:32.239 --> 0:38:35.480 ask you for your VN number, So you hatta bite 0:38:35.480 --> 0:38:37.239 your tongue. And I had to bite my tongue because 0:38:37.320 --> 0:38:40.160 so I just wrote back, here's my VN. Like I 0:38:40.320 --> 0:38:43.399 like repeating it back, saying here's my N, here's my VIN, 0:38:43.640 --> 0:38:47.400 my vehicle identification number. You should have said that, No 0:38:47.560 --> 0:38:49.200 I No, I did not. I said here, here's my 0:38:49.520 --> 0:38:53.719 vehicle identification number. Here's my my VEN. I give her 0:38:53.760 --> 0:38:56.759 the VIN. She says, you know what, I get it 0:38:56.760 --> 0:39:01.480 to you by Friday. Who weeks go by? Hey, how 0:39:01.560 --> 0:39:05.319 well what's going on there? Oh it's I was still 0:39:05.440 --> 0:39:07.439 slam busy. But I'll take care of it this week. 0:39:08.520 --> 0:39:11.359 That was three and a half weeks ago. I sent 0:39:11.440 --> 0:39:14.360 one text just following up. I haven't heard back, So 0:39:14.520 --> 0:39:17.200 that favor is done. You can do be a favorite 0:39:17.200 --> 0:39:19.160 big shot. Oh, I worked in one day. I'll take 0:39:19.200 --> 0:39:22.640 care of you. No, okay. So then a buddy of 0:39:22.719 --> 0:39:25.040 mine says, hey, you know what I know a guy 0:39:25.360 --> 0:39:27.760 he's a friend of my wife's, works at a Hundai dealership. 0:39:28.239 --> 0:39:30.920 He'll take care of you. Here's this information. I go, oh, 0:39:30.960 --> 0:39:34.200 it's great. He goes, you know, they go s ask for, 0:39:34.440 --> 0:39:38.080 ask for for. We'll call him Pete for Janice called 0:39:38.200 --> 0:39:41.360 s for Pete. That was reference. So I get in 0:39:41.480 --> 0:39:43.839 touch with Pete. Pete's like, oh, listen to the show 0:39:44.320 --> 0:39:47.360 love you guys. Oh that's great. Yeah, I know this 0:39:47.560 --> 0:39:49.319 woman's your friend of my friends. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:39:49.360 --> 0:39:51.640 yeah yeah. Whatever you need, hook you up, we'll give 0:39:51.640 --> 0:39:54.200 it to your host sale parts. I got a cheap 0:39:54.239 --> 0:39:57.000 body shop, take care of it, no problem. This is great. 0:39:57.120 --> 0:39:58.680 You're the girl didn't get back to me. This is great. 0:39:59.200 --> 0:40:01.759 So I sent him the phote aographs. He also says 0:40:01.800 --> 0:40:05.040 to me again, he works in a card dealership. He 0:40:05.120 --> 0:40:07.840 says to me, I need a copy of your VEN number. 0:40:12.640 --> 0:40:15.520 So I send him my vin Yeah, and so he 0:40:15.560 --> 0:40:18.320 has the model information and he and and he and 0:40:18.440 --> 0:40:20.480 he says they got a body shop there. They carre 0:40:20.520 --> 0:40:24.200 of me. So, uh, I great. So he gives me 0:40:24.320 --> 0:40:27.440 the takes the parts, and he sends me back, We've 0:40:27.480 --> 0:40:29.799 got the parts. I give it to your cost. What's 0:40:29.840 --> 0:40:33.640 the cost, then get back to me. I said, so, 0:40:33.800 --> 0:40:36.399 I said, uh so that he texted me. Call him. 0:40:36.400 --> 0:40:38.520 He gives me his phone number on his email, emails 0:40:38.560 --> 0:40:40.160 me phone and he just called me. So I call 0:40:40.280 --> 0:40:42.839 him and he says, I want to get your price 0:40:42.920 --> 0:40:44.360 on the body work and the parts all in one 0:40:44.400 --> 0:40:46.319 shot and take care of you. But my body shop 0:40:46.400 --> 0:40:48.759 guy is out of town. Hey, at least he didn't ghost. 0:40:48.800 --> 0:40:51.839 You're like the last called on, he says. He says, 0:40:52.560 --> 0:40:54.840 my guys, this was like a Monday after the weekend. 0:40:54.960 --> 0:40:57.560 He was like, you can't touch of me. Monday, Monday, 0:40:57.600 --> 0:41:01.120 he says, my my body shop guys back Thursday. I'll 0:41:01.160 --> 0:41:06.719 get you to price Thursday. Great, Thursday. Nothing. Friday. I 0:41:06.840 --> 0:41:09.680 email him and I say, hey, I'm sure you're busy yesterday. 0:41:10.600 --> 0:41:14.720 Any updates. My guy's not back yet. It be back yesterday, Okay. 0:41:15.200 --> 0:41:17.160 After the weekend. I wait, I wait to wait. No. 0:41:17.320 --> 0:41:20.760 The week goes by and I shoot him an email. Nothing, 0:41:21.480 --> 0:41:25.920 I text him nothing, I email him nothing. It's appropriate 0:41:26.000 --> 0:41:28.040 he's in the car business because he's taking you for 0:41:28.160 --> 0:41:31.320 a ride. What is the point of offering to do 0:41:31.440 --> 0:41:34.399 someone a favor if you're not gonna do it. Look, 0:41:34.440 --> 0:41:36.440 I understand I'm gonna power. You should email them both 0:41:36.480 --> 0:41:40.080 back and correct him on the number thing, like you 0:41:40.120 --> 0:41:45.319 know what you didn't it's a fan's right. Oh I'm 0:41:45.400 --> 0:41:47.719 so mad now. But then when my point is, when 0:41:47.760 --> 0:41:49.920 people are sitting to your favor, it's like, oh, you 0:41:49.960 --> 0:41:52.279 know what, I'll help you paint. I have one of those. 0:41:52.320 --> 0:41:54.400 I don't know if I could talk about it, about 0:41:55.239 --> 0:42:00.839 the guy and that piece of electronics that I was, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:42:01.080 --> 0:42:03.080 I'm not even gonna even I'm gonna stop right there 0:42:03.120 --> 0:42:05.640 because I don't even want to go to but somebody 0:42:06.000 --> 0:42:09.319 said that they can get me. It was an appliance. 0:42:09.520 --> 0:42:12.120 It was a nice appliance, a very nice applant from 0:42:12.160 --> 0:42:13.879 not a sponsor. I know that you said the guy, 0:42:14.080 --> 0:42:17.440 you know him, You said, right, he's gonna hook you up. 0:42:17.600 --> 0:42:19.440 He's got a friend, right, and he gave it a 0:42:19.480 --> 0:42:22.520 friends knock. But what happened back and forth, back and forth? 0:42:22.640 --> 0:42:24.120 And I only know this because I said, could he 0:42:24.200 --> 0:42:27.080 get me one too? Yeah? Back and forth, trying to 0:42:27.120 --> 0:42:29.480 hook it up, gonna hook it up, not gonna and 0:42:29.880 --> 0:42:31.480 I'm waiting, and I'm waiting, and when you when you 0:42:31.520 --> 0:42:33.759 asked the guy, he's like, no problem, and he's still 0:42:33.840 --> 0:42:35.719 to this day, no problem. And he's and he's a 0:42:35.800 --> 0:42:38.239 really good guy too. I love this guy the best. 0:42:39.000 --> 0:42:40.880 He's a mench as you would say in your culture, 0:42:41.080 --> 0:42:45.520 my culture, my people, your people, your tribe. But I 0:42:45.680 --> 0:42:49.200 guess something happened on the back end where they he 0:42:49.239 --> 0:42:51.759 doesn't have access to that discount anymore or not at 0:42:51.800 --> 0:42:56.480 this time where I'm he can't help me out, but 0:42:56.680 --> 0:43:01.000 he hasn't really come forward and say that he can't 0:43:01.000 --> 0:43:02.960 help me out. So what he's done in the processes 0:43:03.160 --> 0:43:06.280 he's just delayed me and trying to find another solution 0:43:06.680 --> 0:43:09.000 for me to get that appliance. You understand, broke, Yeah, 0:43:09.000 --> 0:43:12.280 I understand. So I just feel like people should be honest. 0:43:12.719 --> 0:43:14.560 Just said you just say, look, just come clean. I 0:43:14.640 --> 0:43:17.080 can't do it. Listen. I know I said I could 0:43:17.120 --> 0:43:20.000 do it. I don't have that kind of access anymore 0:43:20.120 --> 0:43:22.800 or right now, it's bad time. I can't do it, 0:43:22.920 --> 0:43:26.600 But don't leave me. Hang it right and also tweet 0:43:26.680 --> 0:43:29.759 us or email us what's our email address at I'm sorry, 0:43:29.920 --> 0:43:33.520 We're um. The Brooklyn Boys podcast at gmail dot com, 0:43:33.680 --> 0:43:36.160 email us. If someone promised to do you a big favor, 0:43:36.640 --> 0:43:38.440 and I don't mean even if it's like help you move, 0:43:39.040 --> 0:43:41.839 if they ghosted you, if they can do your favor, 0:43:42.040 --> 0:43:44.920 because I got double hun day ghosted. Now, by the way, 0:43:44.960 --> 0:43:47.920 if you work in or run a Hundai dealership in 0:43:47.960 --> 0:43:50.200 the New York try state aarities help you and you're 0:43:50.200 --> 0:43:53.960 not gonna ghost me. Help her brother out. Or or 0:43:54.000 --> 0:43:56.480 if you're a legitimate dealership and you want to put 0:43:56.520 --> 0:43:58.160 on a couple of parts on the side of the car, 0:43:58.640 --> 0:44:01.520 some some fender, it's no big deal, and you want 0:44:01.520 --> 0:44:04.560 to buff out some scratches, I'll pay at the want 0:44:04.640 --> 0:44:07.720 somebody honest, at the very least. Make Brody an empty promise. 0:44:08.120 --> 0:44:11.440 Ye just goes, oh Brodie, Yeah a push. Then I 0:44:11.480 --> 0:44:14.200 get there's no push. But then I can't feel like 0:44:15.000 --> 0:44:16.840 because and what you do is because they're doing you 0:44:16.920 --> 0:44:19.640 a favor, you give them more time to screw you. 0:44:20.360 --> 0:44:22.320 You're like, I'm gonna let it go three weeks, four weeks, 0:44:22.719 --> 0:44:24.480 because you know, if you're paying full price, you know 0:44:24.640 --> 0:44:27.200 me the first week that's it. You gotta take care 0:44:27.200 --> 0:44:29.440 of me. Yeah, by the way, um, that dude who 0:44:29.520 --> 0:44:31.839 we just talked to on the phone earlier, who didn't 0:44:31.840 --> 0:44:35.240 answer the phone. The other guy, Yeah, he's he wrote 0:44:35.280 --> 0:44:38.160 to us. He already texted us. I really appreciate you. 0:44:38.239 --> 0:44:41.040 Appreciate you guys having me on the podcast. I apologize 0:44:41.080 --> 0:44:42.800 for stuttering as much as I did, as I was 0:44:42.920 --> 0:44:46.560 honestly justin shock. Everything I wanted to say just went blank. 0:44:47.040 --> 0:44:48.719 So I will say it right here on this text, 0:44:48.760 --> 0:44:50.200 and I hope that maybe you guys will see this 0:44:50.320 --> 0:44:53.720 while we're seeing it. Funk all of Ape seventy seven, 0:44:54.200 --> 0:44:56.799 on all the Ape seventy seven of the world, because 0:44:56.840 --> 0:44:59.080 you guys are clearly doing something right being as popular 0:44:59.120 --> 0:45:03.160 as you are. Also, to be honest with you, some 0:45:03.360 --> 0:45:06.320 days I'm Brody scary and other days I'm scary Brodie 0:45:06.360 --> 0:45:08.759 depends on the episode. I feel like I can relate 0:45:08.800 --> 0:45:13.359 to Brody more because the particular I can be when 0:45:13.400 --> 0:45:16.879 it comes to customer service industry in general. Anyway, piece out, guys, 0:45:17.080 --> 0:45:24.120 I'm counting on that shirt slicersible, Slice for life. And 0:45:24.200 --> 0:45:26.640 then oh no, by the way, you know it's in 0:45:26.640 --> 0:45:29.120 the middle of a fucking story, right Well, that was 0:45:29.160 --> 0:45:31.000 the end of the star I was talking about. Whatever 0:45:31.000 --> 0:45:32.440 I was talking about You're like, oh look we got 0:45:32.480 --> 0:45:35.560 text messages. Yeah, yeah, you said that right. I was 0:45:35.600 --> 0:45:37.920 talking about getting a Hunda dealership. I'm talking about you. 0:45:38.000 --> 0:45:40.400 I wasn't done. Oh there's more, here's not you know, 0:45:40.440 --> 0:45:44.040 I'm done. I go Can you believe you do that? 0:45:44.320 --> 0:45:45.759 You gotta say that at the end of the story, 0:45:46.200 --> 0:45:48.279 can I say? Can I sidebar for a second side bar? 0:45:48.480 --> 0:45:51.600 So you know, you know, you know our you know 0:45:51.680 --> 0:45:54.160 our receptionist and need the greatest woman on the planet, lover, 0:45:54.200 --> 0:45:59.120 here's the greatest left. So I gotta pull up this out. 0:46:00.280 --> 0:46:01.759 I don't know if you have the endings I want 0:46:01.800 --> 0:46:04.320 you to. I don't, Okay, I don't know if I 0:46:04.360 --> 0:46:07.759 should play the ending. I'm gonna reference the ending. Okay, okay, 0:46:07.840 --> 0:46:09.640 play the ending, play all things. What do you want 0:46:09.640 --> 0:46:12.200 to do? Play to play the laugh? This is her insane, 0:46:12.400 --> 0:46:15.400 This sits greets everyone and we all hang out and 0:46:15.440 --> 0:46:57.919 make her laugh. Good, thank you? Bye? Okay. You phone 0:46:57.920 --> 0:47:01.480 tapped her. And by the way, that that was an 0:47:01.560 --> 0:47:04.879 unedited her side of the conversation. So I was talking 0:47:04.960 --> 0:47:07.120 back on the other the other the other track, but 0:47:07.239 --> 0:47:10.000 that is unedited. That is not like looped or doubled 0:47:10.080 --> 0:47:13.120 or delicate. So yeah, the way I just referenced, like 0:47:13.160 --> 0:47:14.480 when I'm done on a topic and I go, can 0:47:14.520 --> 0:47:17.000 you believe that? And then we kind of like figure 0:47:17.000 --> 0:47:19.400 out what we're gonna do next. So when Anita laughs 0:47:19.480 --> 0:47:26.560 like that at the end, she'll go right. So I'm 0:47:26.600 --> 0:47:28.359 sitting out I'm out there with her last week. I'm 0:47:28.400 --> 0:47:30.880 leaning against her counter out there as I do. Like 0:47:30.960 --> 0:47:32.200 a bar I go out there and I make a 0:47:32.280 --> 0:47:36.239 joke around with her and sexual innuendo right there, leaning 0:47:36.280 --> 0:47:39.120 against her counter. I'm just saying, wow, I'm gonna tell 0:47:39.120 --> 0:47:42.200 you said that good. She does have a ledge, and 0:47:42.320 --> 0:47:44.160 she'll tell you she does, you know what I'm saying, 0:47:44.200 --> 0:47:46.400 by a ledge when she drops crumbs, they stay there 0:47:47.040 --> 0:47:51.279 all right. So I'm laughing. She laughed whatever, and I 0:47:51.360 --> 0:47:57.040 go so as I'm like, who who, and she looks 0:47:57.040 --> 0:48:03.440 at me and she goes, it sells from that sounds familiar? 0:48:03.480 --> 0:48:06.759 What are you doing? What are you doing? And I said, 0:48:06.840 --> 0:48:15.480 what that sounds familiar? As I went, who, I do 0:48:15.560 --> 0:48:18.680 it again? She look at me, she goes, who are you? 0:48:19.080 --> 0:48:20.520 She didn't know you were doing the impression of her 0:48:22.600 --> 0:48:24.319 trying to think of all the employees at work because 0:48:24.320 --> 0:48:27.000 she greets everybody, all six radio stations, all the departments. 0:48:27.040 --> 0:48:30.800 She's going, who who are you tying? Who is that? 0:48:31.560 --> 0:48:33.600 And then her eyes pop open and she goes, oh, 0:48:34.360 --> 0:48:38.399 you're doing me, Oh my god, and then stops laughing 0:48:38.400 --> 0:48:51.640 again and she laughs like that and then she stopped 0:48:51.680 --> 0:48:55.080 short and she goes, I can't do it again because 0:48:55.120 --> 0:48:57.239 I can't make that noise now because I know you've 0:48:57.239 --> 0:49:08.040 been so yeah, okay, alright, So Jake, Siah, Jake Sa 0:49:08.120 --> 0:49:12.399 come in, Jake, we ask you a question, your story. Okay, 0:49:12.440 --> 0:49:14.839 so did you finish me off? Okay, I'll finish you off. 0:49:15.160 --> 0:49:17.960 So Hun Day, if you want to do me a 0:49:18.040 --> 0:49:21.399 real favorite audio blue balls, and you're not gonna you're 0:49:21.400 --> 0:49:23.440 not gonna ghost me. Hey we're on the air here, 0:49:23.480 --> 0:49:25.719 shut up. I got people in the studio here. My 0:49:25.880 --> 0:49:27.880 point is, if you're gonna help me out on hun 0:49:27.960 --> 0:49:29.799 Day with the parts and the labor and the thing, 0:49:29.840 --> 0:49:31.120 and you want to take care of me at a 0:49:31.160 --> 0:49:32.680 good price to do the right thing by a guy 0:49:32.719 --> 0:49:36.040 you like my show on my podcast. Whatever, great, all right, 0:49:37.080 --> 0:49:40.000 you made the noise. So we have two people, two 0:49:40.040 --> 0:49:42.520 people in the studio. Yeah, these are from the Twentiesomething's 0:49:42.560 --> 0:49:47.000 and Something Is Doing Nothing podcast Ricky Sanchez and Jake 0:49:47.320 --> 0:49:51.440 by Way, Ricky Jake Ford, hate the fucking name, Thank you, 0:49:51.719 --> 0:49:59.440 Love Acquired Taste. Hate fucking Jake Ford too. I'm the 0:49:59.520 --> 0:50:01.759 one that started that. Oh I thought the girl from 0:50:01.800 --> 0:50:05.719 Required Taste they called baby Jake. I want to choke them, 0:50:06.880 --> 0:50:08.959 my speaker, but that's why I thought of it. Okay, 0:50:09.000 --> 0:50:12.080 So Ricky, well I don't like I don't like Ricky's 0:50:12.120 --> 0:50:16.960 do social media names, so we could rip on that. Okay, So, 0:50:17.200 --> 0:50:19.920 so Ricky used to have an offensive Twitter name spicky 0:50:20.040 --> 0:50:23.239 Ricky say it, what do you mean it's offensive? And 0:50:23.400 --> 0:50:27.759 she made it well she's hispanic, yes on Twitter and 0:50:28.400 --> 0:50:31.920 very offensive on and your your own chosen. Did somebody 0:50:32.000 --> 0:50:34.400 have that? Now? Did you keep it? Uh? No, I 0:50:34.480 --> 0:50:38.759 still haven't. I just saying so. When she started in 0:50:38.840 --> 0:50:41.040 turning here and we were putting her on the radio 0:50:41.120 --> 0:50:43.920 social I told it a change it for a professional 0:50:44.000 --> 0:50:50.279 reasons to sing spicky Sicky Wicky cant, which was sometimes okay, 0:50:50.360 --> 0:50:52.440 you know what you just did. That's you just did 0:50:53.080 --> 0:50:54.840 you You know how this rap songs that use the 0:50:54.920 --> 0:50:58.320 N word, you shouldn't sing them. You shouldn't say the 0:50:58.440 --> 0:51:00.239 N word, even though it's in a song. Lead saying 0:51:00.239 --> 0:51:06.120 it to her that that breath, save your breath. We 0:51:06.200 --> 0:51:08.040 have an agreement not to pop up on this. That's 0:51:08.040 --> 0:51:10.040 still agreement. You throw it out the window. At some 0:51:10.080 --> 0:51:12.200 point you're gonna bump up up me. You don't have 0:51:12.320 --> 0:51:14.399 the right to say that to her and sing it door, 0:51:15.040 --> 0:51:17.320 you know what. Let her be the judge of that, Ricky. 0:51:18.040 --> 0:51:25.160 I'm everybody's there friend. Unless you say it in an 0:51:25.239 --> 0:51:29.000 offensive way to hurt my feelings. It doesn't bother me, 0:51:29.520 --> 0:51:31.640 but not everybody's like that. I don't think you should 0:51:31.640 --> 0:51:35.279 say the S word. You have no opinion. I'm not 0:51:35.400 --> 0:51:37.760 saying it as an offended person. I'm saying by advice 0:51:37.800 --> 0:51:40.680 as a human being. I personally don't think you should 0:51:40.719 --> 0:51:42.320 say it. I didn't say you shouldn't say it like 0:51:42.400 --> 0:51:44.360 you can't. If I'm joking with her and we're on 0:51:44.440 --> 0:51:47.919 a level together, we get each other, then the question 0:51:49.400 --> 0:51:51.879 hold on this. Your question is what's wrong with this word? 0:51:51.920 --> 0:51:55.120 I'm about upset. You're getting offended. I'm not offended for her. 0:51:55.400 --> 0:51:57.640 I'm giving you my advice, give you a career advice. Now, 0:51:57.640 --> 0:51:59.759 if you're speaking to someone let's go, let's let's go, 0:52:00.080 --> 0:52:02.160 let's go for it. Off the board. If you're speaking 0:52:02.200 --> 0:52:04.759 to someone who is our can you call them the 0:52:04.880 --> 0:52:09.400 R word? Huh? Are? Yeah? You know what your word is? 0:52:09.440 --> 0:52:11.600 When a lot to say it anymore? Right, we can't 0:52:11.600 --> 0:52:15.640 call someone are mentally challenged, right, But if you're speaking 0:52:15.680 --> 0:52:17.480 to someone who actually is, can you say it? No? 0:52:17.560 --> 0:52:19.319 Because it's not the same thing. Why what if they're 0:52:19.320 --> 0:52:22.920 okay with it? Because because you described describing ethnicity versus 0:52:23.000 --> 0:52:28.040 somebody who doesn't have a choice to be that way developments, 0:52:28.480 --> 0:52:31.240 that's not the same level. You're comparing apples and bananas. 0:52:31.400 --> 0:52:35.680 You know, you're saying they're bananas? Now? Is that I'm 0:52:35.719 --> 0:52:38.640 just saying just because somebody I'm saying, just because somebody 0:52:38.800 --> 0:52:40.359 is something doesn't mean you get to use the word. 0:52:40.440 --> 0:52:43.000 That's all I'm saying. Okay, but that's not your choice. Okay, 0:52:43.040 --> 0:52:47.040 So what I would say is, per person, it's going 0:52:47.120 --> 0:52:49.000 to be different. So you should have that conversation with 0:52:49.040 --> 0:52:51.840 the person. Right Like in the comedy department, my co 0:52:52.040 --> 0:52:55.160 writer who's been on this podcast, Spruce, he's black and 0:52:55.200 --> 0:52:59.240 I'm Jewish. We will friendly discuss and same here. Some slides. 0:52:59.640 --> 0:53:02.239 Hold on, but I don't use those words on a podcast. 0:53:02.280 --> 0:53:03.640 And by the way, I never used the N word. 0:53:03.680 --> 0:53:05.480 Why did I tell I joke with Spruce, I don't 0:53:05.520 --> 0:53:07.879 have the cast is open season? No, it's not open 0:53:07.960 --> 0:53:14.200 season for racism. No, no, okay, you're favorite. I know 0:53:14.280 --> 0:53:17.719 he's not racist about it. Okay. So Ricky and Ricky 0:53:18.480 --> 0:53:19.800 you know that I'm using a biggie. So it's a 0:53:19.840 --> 0:53:23.560 biggie okay, which is a Shi slick rick song, which 0:53:23.719 --> 0:53:25.759 you were it was before your time, Okay, So Ricky 0:53:25.880 --> 0:53:29.480 changed her name, You're not forty something doing um. And 0:53:29.520 --> 0:53:31.320 then it was Ricky sand but I had to do 0:53:31.560 --> 0:53:35.840 three ends at the end because Ricky Sanchez take is 0:53:35.880 --> 0:53:39.920 taken and Ricky's yeah, Ricky sand which just one end 0:53:40.000 --> 0:53:42.319 was taken. I tried to do Ricky Morgan because that's 0:53:42.360 --> 0:53:45.080 my middle name. I thought maybe that's like Ricky ches 0:53:45.239 --> 0:53:48.799 was like a cheese like Ricky. Ricky Morgan's my middle name. 0:53:48.800 --> 0:53:51.160 So I was like, let me try that. Literally everything, 0:53:51.280 --> 0:53:54.759 I tried Bobby Ricky Bobby Okay, So she couldn't get 0:53:54.760 --> 0:53:56.960 her own name, which, by the way, we have connections. 0:53:57.000 --> 0:53:59.319 We've ben to help you with that. All you can 0:53:59.360 --> 0:54:02.879 do is know what if somebody doesn't use their name 0:54:02.920 --> 0:54:04.520 for six months, we can you can take it, you 0:54:04.560 --> 0:54:06.680 can lose it. You can give out the blue check 0:54:06.719 --> 0:54:08.879 mark to see. The other issue is that it needs 0:54:08.920 --> 0:54:11.920 to be the same on both Twitter and Instagram. Well 0:54:11.960 --> 0:54:13.920 then you'd prefer that, Yeah, yeah, of course, Okay, So no, 0:54:14.040 --> 0:54:17.160 what's your name? Now? It's that chick Ricky. That's a lot. 0:54:17.840 --> 0:54:20.200 It's really I think it's Waiver than Ricky Sam with 0:54:20.280 --> 0:54:22.239 three ends because now I'm saying it to you, that 0:54:22.360 --> 0:54:24.759 chick Ricky. You're like, oh, easy, I can take that out. 0:54:26.640 --> 0:54:31.759 R K. I I don't memorable. That chick Ricky is 0:54:31.840 --> 0:54:35.080 much more memorable purposes for the podcast. What about Ricky Chicky? 0:54:35.120 --> 0:54:38.279 That was an available Ricky Chicken? My head into this 0:54:38.680 --> 0:54:41.560 about little Ricky? Okay, how about it? How about chicken 0:54:41.680 --> 0:54:47.160 and peach that's taken? Okay, we we didn't just bring um. 0:54:47.840 --> 0:54:49.880 By the way, you're Jake the producer. Yes, And by 0:54:49.960 --> 0:54:52.719 the way, Ricky, I hate Jake Fred. Stop it. I can't. 0:54:54.160 --> 0:54:55.920 And then people on Twitter call me Jake Fred and 0:54:55.960 --> 0:54:58.120 I'm like, I don't even like when Ricky calls me Jake. 0:54:58.440 --> 0:55:00.640 By the way, I feel like thing. He's doing nothing. 0:55:00.920 --> 0:55:02.040 I feel like you need to change the name of 0:55:02.040 --> 0:55:04.040 the podcast. I'll tell you why, you guys do like 0:55:04.160 --> 0:55:06.320 It looks like on social media you're doing six episodes 0:55:06.320 --> 0:55:09.319 a week. You guys post a lot to promote your party, 0:55:09.360 --> 0:55:11.080 which I love. But I feel like you can't be 0:55:11.200 --> 0:55:13.319 doing nothing. You are. You clearly are doing something. Well, 0:55:13.360 --> 0:55:16.240 that's the whole point of the name, right, is because 0:55:17.719 --> 0:55:21.560 things we need to do. But shouldn't you be twenty 0:55:21.600 --> 0:55:24.560 somethings not doing nothing? Or you're talking about twenty some 0:55:24.640 --> 0:55:27.359 things who do nothing? No, because everybody thinks that twenty 0:55:27.440 --> 0:55:31.440 some things don't do anything. So that's the title. But 0:55:31.680 --> 0:55:34.399 we do. Jake and I have multiple jobs. We're always working, 0:55:34.440 --> 0:55:39.439 and absolutely we're not actually doing nothing. But I get it, okay. 0:55:39.480 --> 0:55:41.480 So the reason why I called you in here want 0:55:41.520 --> 0:55:42.960 to give me a break from Scary because he's been 0:55:43.000 --> 0:55:47.279 pissing me off. Tonight, You've pissing me off. We had 0:55:47.440 --> 0:55:49.520 a emailer who we tried to get on the phone 0:55:49.560 --> 0:55:52.240 and he wouldn't answer his phone. And so you guys 0:55:52.600 --> 0:55:59.640 are living on your own. Jake, does you drink your rent? Right? Oh? Yeah, right? 0:56:00.280 --> 0:56:03.640 Losing junk from you think she loves in a boat 0:56:04.360 --> 0:56:06.600 on a on a lake with a boat, like she's 0:56:06.640 --> 0:56:09.120 always parted, always on a boat, is on a boat. 0:56:09.680 --> 0:56:11.879 But we wouldn't leave my house. But we would agree 0:56:11.920 --> 0:56:13.440 not that Scary and all you're wealthy, We certainly are not. 0:56:13.480 --> 0:56:15.600 But we would agree that you guys recently at a 0:56:15.640 --> 0:56:18.440 college couple of years uh, not rolling in the money 0:56:18.480 --> 0:56:24.480 at the moment, right, well, average parents, But lives in 0:56:24.520 --> 0:56:27.200 a boat. Man, I don't have a boat. I've never 0:56:27.320 --> 0:56:30.439 had a boat. You should see my boat though, But dude, 0:56:30.440 --> 0:56:33.480 the house doesn't have a ceiling. They put the money 0:56:33.480 --> 0:56:36.160 into the you've never seen like poor people with four 0:56:36.200 --> 0:56:39.000 hundred all the sneakers like that. People spend the money 0:56:39.080 --> 0:56:43.120 she bought. They bought the boats more fun. What's the 0:56:43.160 --> 0:56:45.320 name of the boat? We actually never named him? What 0:56:48.360 --> 0:56:49.759 have you been to the desert on a boat with 0:56:49.800 --> 0:56:52.600 no name? That's an old song. You wouldn't. I don't 0:56:52.680 --> 0:56:58.880 understand not you sang three songs before from the sixties. 0:56:58.920 --> 0:57:06.240 All right, do you guys I name my boat? Well, 0:57:06.560 --> 0:57:12.160 Scary would call it the Titans. Pick see, I said, 0:57:12.200 --> 0:57:16.520 you would say, ok, it's okay. If he says that, 0:57:16.560 --> 0:57:19.160 if he says, you would say it. You do need 0:57:19.240 --> 0:57:20.960 a name though, So you guys think about it. What 0:57:21.160 --> 0:57:23.240 was the whole point of us being here though? Yeah? 0:57:23.280 --> 0:57:26.560 Why did you call me? We keep going on record 0:57:26.600 --> 0:57:32.280 our own podcast. Why no one listening? Listen to the podcast? 0:57:32.360 --> 0:57:37.480 It's very good. Um. These these these two are are 0:57:37.720 --> 0:57:40.120 definitely by the way, uh scary. You went in a 0:57:40.160 --> 0:57:42.480 helicopter in Hawaii, right, yes I did, but you didn't 0:57:42.520 --> 0:57:45.840 go in a helicopter. These with their feet out the 0:57:45.880 --> 0:57:48.040 side of the helicopter, so all the pictures are like 0:57:48.240 --> 0:57:53.280 feet and skyline. You know, you trapped in? Yeah, go 0:57:53.360 --> 0:57:56.000 through a whole like learning course. So really you're harness 0:57:56.080 --> 0:57:58.480 in like like you're you're trapped in like a prisoner. Yeah, 0:57:58.520 --> 0:58:01.440 you just stick your toes out. Yeah, turned side to 0:58:01.560 --> 0:58:03.480 the side and there's no doors or anything, so you 0:58:03.520 --> 0:58:05.400 just stick your feet now. Now if the helicopter turned 0:58:05.440 --> 0:58:07.600 to the right where like the door was faced, oh, 0:58:07.640 --> 0:58:10.880 it does at one point, so you're like, yeah, but 0:58:10.920 --> 0:58:12.920 you don't feel like you're gonna fall. I don't know 0:58:13.000 --> 0:58:15.360 how that was. You're double triples strap. Why did you 0:58:15.400 --> 0:58:18.040 bring us here? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, thank you. Okay, So 0:58:18.240 --> 0:58:21.640 we had a listener of ours who had a dilemma. 0:58:21.720 --> 0:58:23.440 They want to know our opinion on it. And it's 0:58:23.480 --> 0:58:26.959 two people who maybe, uh, you know, eat college food 0:58:27.040 --> 0:58:28.480 and ramen a little more often. I don't know what 0:58:28.520 --> 0:58:29.840 you would do in this situation. I can tell you 0:58:29.840 --> 0:58:32.040 what they're gonna do, but go ahead. Yeah, oh absolutely, 0:58:32.160 --> 0:58:39.360 I know. The guy ordered two pieces, right, and they 0:58:39.440 --> 0:58:42.000 arrived and one of the pizzas had dead bugs on it, 0:58:42.160 --> 0:58:44.960 like two dead bugs. The other pizza did not. So 0:58:45.080 --> 0:58:48.560 the question is would you eat the other pizza? Absolutely? Yeah, 0:58:51.480 --> 0:58:54.080 but by things? So I said, how do you know, 0:58:54.200 --> 0:58:56.920 like the dead bug didn't go from one pizza? You know, 0:58:57.800 --> 0:59:01.000 they might just cut out the the body line of 0:59:01.080 --> 0:59:03.120 the two bugs and eat around to eat the rest 0:59:03.160 --> 0:59:05.840 of the pizza. I would complain though, and get two 0:59:05.920 --> 0:59:08.080 more pizzas. But that's what I would do. But I 0:59:08.080 --> 0:59:10.000 would still eat the pizza. We have to wait until 0:59:10.000 --> 0:59:11.440 they say, just keep the pizza, will bring you more, 0:59:11.480 --> 0:59:13.720 will take it off your bill. Otherwise they'll come, we'll 0:59:13.720 --> 0:59:15.640 pick those pizza. You would cut out the slice the 0:59:15.760 --> 0:59:18.880 area of the where the two bugs, you would, so 0:59:18.960 --> 0:59:22.720 you would do an the bugs that crawled around the pizza. Yeah, 0:59:23.040 --> 0:59:24.640 Like I would eat the one that had no bugs 0:59:24.680 --> 0:59:27.080 at all. Pizza that one. I would add percent and 0:59:27.240 --> 0:59:30.600 just hope that there wasn't bugs previously because the pizza 0:59:30.680 --> 0:59:32.600 was covered, it was closed in the box, which means 0:59:32.640 --> 0:59:35.000 the bugs got there in the restaurant. Yeah, so and 0:59:35.040 --> 0:59:37.240 they were flying bugs. They would they would bees. So 0:59:37.360 --> 0:59:38.960 you have to imagine the bees may have been in 0:59:39.000 --> 0:59:40.840 the sauce and the cheese and the other pizza there 0:59:44.240 --> 0:59:46.760 expensive now too. If you get a large pizza, it's like, 0:59:48.440 --> 0:59:51.040 where are you getting pizza? Seventeen eighteen dollars from pizza? 0:59:51.120 --> 0:59:53.520 Anywhere you go? A large pizzas like eighteen dollars and 0:59:53.680 --> 0:59:58.200 Dominoes is expensive. Now I'm not wasting that money. Pizza. 0:59:58.240 --> 1:00:01.040 I had this problem again this weekend. And back me 1:00:01.160 --> 1:00:04.360 up here. People. Number one, you call it a cheese pizza. 1:00:04.600 --> 1:00:07.960 Fuck you, that's what pizza is. It's got cheese on it, 1:00:08.920 --> 1:00:11.800 it's pizza. If you want to call it a non 1:00:11.920 --> 1:00:13.760 cheese pizza. If you took the cheese off, that's fine. 1:00:13.880 --> 1:00:15.440 What do I call? I call a pizza. So if 1:00:15.480 --> 1:00:18.720 you want a large plain pie, what do you order pizza? Pizza? 1:00:18.960 --> 1:00:21.040 Give me a pizza that I don't have to say 1:00:21.120 --> 1:00:23.880 plain every time I have to say cheese. It's a pizza. 1:00:23.960 --> 1:00:25.560 Don't they say do you want anything on it? No? 1:00:25.880 --> 1:00:29.240 Just pizza. If I want a cheese burger, don't ask 1:00:29.280 --> 1:00:31.000 you if I want cheese on it. That's what a 1:00:31.080 --> 1:00:34.680 chasee burger and pizza is also really so yeah, just 1:00:34.760 --> 1:00:36.160 give me a pizza. What else could you put on? 1:00:36.560 --> 1:00:40.960 Pizza comes with cheese and sauce. It assumes dough, cheese, sauce. Right, 1:00:41.120 --> 1:00:43.160 so you don't have to ever describe you don't give 1:00:43.200 --> 1:00:48.840 me a sauce pizza. Wait a second, now, de Lorenzo, 1:00:49.160 --> 1:00:51.760 But then you have to specifically say when when you 1:00:51.840 --> 1:00:54.000 call one specific place, there's a way to order. But 1:00:54.080 --> 1:00:56.560 in any other place, pizza comes with sauce. And some 1:00:56.680 --> 1:00:59.400 people in Southern Jersey they call and Philly they called 1:00:59.440 --> 1:01:03.640 tomato pa. That's obviously as I mean, other people don't 1:01:03.640 --> 1:01:07.000 call tomato pie tomato pie. Tomato pie is a is 1:01:07.040 --> 1:01:09.640 a South Jersey thing, the thin crust, it's like and 1:01:09.800 --> 1:01:12.480 but it's not it's pizza. It's pizza. No, it's pizza 1:01:12.520 --> 1:01:14.560 without sauce, I mean, without cheese, though, why would you 1:01:14.600 --> 1:01:17.040 have pizza without cheese? Then it's not tomato pie. Then 1:01:17.080 --> 1:01:19.320 it's it's called caccia. Why would you eat it? Yeah, 1:01:19.920 --> 1:01:21.720 I don't eat it. I'm just saying, hold on, pizza, 1:01:22.160 --> 1:01:26.840 Ricky's making stink face. I don't pizza. If it's dough 1:01:26.920 --> 1:01:32.640 and sauce, it's forcaccia. It's not a tomato pizzas cheese 1:01:32.680 --> 1:01:36.280 on it. No, it does not beg the De Lorenzo 1:01:36.320 --> 1:01:39.760 tomato pie, tomato pie with cheese. It's it's it's pizza's 1:01:39.760 --> 1:01:41.720 got pizza on it's got cheese on it. But isn't 1:01:41.720 --> 1:01:44.480 that then just pizza not tomato pie. I'm so confused. 1:01:44.840 --> 1:01:47.160 It's like when you order margarita pizza, it's like a pizza. 1:01:47.320 --> 1:01:51.040 That's true. Give me a magarita pizza sounds really fancy. 1:01:51.080 --> 1:01:54.160 It's pasta. It has those three items on it. If 1:01:54.200 --> 1:01:56.400 it doesn't, it's tocaccia. So what about like a Grandma 1:01:56.440 --> 1:02:00.040 pie sauce and cheese on the Grandma Grandma pie? So 1:02:00.120 --> 1:02:02.640 it's pizza, but you specifically out of Grandma pie because 1:02:02.680 --> 1:02:05.160 it's a style of pizza. But if you want a regular, 1:02:05.200 --> 1:02:08.919 plain old pizza, it's just pizza. So what's a tomato pie? 1:02:09.400 --> 1:02:12.160 It's a style of pie. It's very thin crust, very 1:02:12.320 --> 1:02:14.440 light on the sauce, and still has cheese and sauce 1:02:14.480 --> 1:02:17.240 and dough. You could google that man, all right. The 1:02:17.320 --> 1:02:19.480 reason I bring that up I was at Chipotle with 1:02:19.640 --> 1:02:21.480 my daughter and she got mad at me. She's like, 1:02:21.480 --> 1:02:22.840 I don't make it a big deal out of it. 1:02:23.360 --> 1:02:26.200 I go to the register and and she says, I 1:02:26.360 --> 1:02:30.800 ordered a kid's uh bop, no kids bop kids burrito 1:02:31.160 --> 1:02:33.480 kids breed off one of my kids, right, And so 1:02:33.600 --> 1:02:35.960 the woman at the girl the register says, uh, you 1:02:36.000 --> 1:02:38.040 get a free beverage with that. So I said, what 1:02:38.160 --> 1:02:41.840 are my choices? Just a fountain drink, an apple juice, 1:02:42.320 --> 1:02:49.840 chocolate milk, or white milk, white milk milk? If you 1:02:49.960 --> 1:02:52.040 listen in order, you are you hurt me rant about it? 1:02:52.320 --> 1:02:55.120 So I say, what are my choices again? Fountain soda, 1:02:55.240 --> 1:02:57.800 apple juice, chocolate milk or milk. I say it back 1:02:57.840 --> 1:03:00.200 to her because it's milk, just yeah, and then says 1:03:00.200 --> 1:03:03.520 it against his white milk again. So I go, I go, 1:03:04.160 --> 1:03:06.840 you know what, I'll have the chocolate milk. And my 1:03:06.920 --> 1:03:08.960 daughter assist to me, first of all, you guys are 1:03:09.000 --> 1:03:11.800 younger than I am. That's fine, she says, you're you're 1:03:11.840 --> 1:03:13.640 you're not you're not young. You can't have chocolate milk. 1:03:13.720 --> 1:03:16.080 You're you're my father. You can't have chocolate milk. What's 1:03:16.120 --> 1:03:18.320 the age limit for chocolate milk? I love chocolate milk. 1:03:18.760 --> 1:03:23.320 Here's definitely an ANAPO with my dad, Andy orders chocolate milk. 1:03:23.800 --> 1:03:26.720 I'm gonna have chocolate. What's wrong with milk with some chocolate? 1:03:26.760 --> 1:03:28.800 And who wrote that rule? And if you have kids, 1:03:28.840 --> 1:03:30.880 you can't have chocolate. Hot chocolate is okay no matter 1:03:30.920 --> 1:03:33.240 what age you are. Oh, so it's gotta be heated off? Yeah, 1:03:33.320 --> 1:03:36.880 what the hell? Okay? So when the hot chocolate cools 1:03:36.920 --> 1:03:39.360 off and becomes chocolate milk, chocolate milk, And I told 1:03:39.360 --> 1:03:40.960 a scroup of ice cream in it's a shakes, you're 1:03:40.960 --> 1:03:43.680 saying that there's an age limit on shakes. Schalk with shake. 1:03:43.880 --> 1:03:47.040 There's only an age limit on chilled chocolate milk, So 1:03:47.120 --> 1:03:49.240 I can have a chocolate shake. Yes to the fact 1:03:49.280 --> 1:03:51.040 that I took chocolate milk, which I'm not allowed to have, 1:03:51.400 --> 1:03:53.280 and I dropped ice cream in it all of a sudden, 1:03:53.320 --> 1:03:55.600 it's fine if I put it in the microwave and 1:03:55.720 --> 1:03:57.760 it's hot chocolate. All of a sudden, it's fine. Did 1:03:57.760 --> 1:03:59.440 you drop ice cream into chocolate milk? It's not a 1:03:59.520 --> 1:04:03.200 chocolate basically, that's what it is. He makes it up. 1:04:03.480 --> 1:04:05.640 That's like saying tomato pie, grandma. You know what. I 1:04:05.760 --> 1:04:07.400 hope I live long enough you get to the point 1:04:07.400 --> 1:04:08.560 where I can tell you you're two all of a 1:04:08.600 --> 1:04:12.120 chocolate milk. You say, drinking out of a juicy box, 1:04:12.280 --> 1:04:14.960 Now that is an age limit. Nobody calls it a 1:04:15.040 --> 1:04:18.600 juice juice box. Thank you, drinking box. Calling in a 1:04:18.680 --> 1:04:21.000 Jesse box. By the way, Jake and I take offense 1:04:21.080 --> 1:04:23.440 to that, don't call it a X I had. I 1:04:23.480 --> 1:04:30.680 had one Saturday night. That's because you were racial joke. 1:04:30.720 --> 1:04:34.000 I went for a sexual joke. Who's worse you for 1:04:34.040 --> 1:04:39.440 the child jokes that? But your girlfriend wanted used to 1:04:39.520 --> 1:04:42.720 say something first of all, uh, yeah, there are certain 1:04:42.800 --> 1:04:45.200 things that yeah, that that you that have age limits 1:04:45.240 --> 1:04:48.920 on it. Yeah, but chocolate definitely. We're gonna have to 1:04:48.960 --> 1:04:50.680 bring this up on the Big Show. You want to 1:04:50.720 --> 1:04:55.040 live in a world? Well, you when you have a 1:04:55.200 --> 1:04:57.200 kid and you have a little family, right, you're still 1:04:57.240 --> 1:04:59.439 a hot mom. You're like, oh my kid didn't finish 1:04:59.480 --> 1:05:01.840 their chocolate. I'll finish it. You go Nope, Nope, Jake, 1:05:04.680 --> 1:05:08.320 no matter what beech Nut stages that has an age 1:05:08.360 --> 1:05:10.400 limit on it. Okay, yes, you can't drink out of 1:05:10.400 --> 1:05:14.280 a food. You know what, you get break to Joe 1:05:14.320 --> 1:05:15.680 and you have to eat baby foods. You can't open 1:05:15.720 --> 1:05:17.800 your mouth with eating no problem. What's a beach Nut 1:05:18.560 --> 1:05:21.320 is a company that makes baby food. There the competitor 1:05:21.360 --> 1:05:23.240 of Gerber. Why would you be eating babyhood if you're 1:05:23.240 --> 1:05:25.120 an adult. Why would Scarry even know that? Why are 1:05:25.120 --> 1:05:27.880 you drinking chocolate milk if your dad? Because I like 1:05:28.080 --> 1:05:30.919 chocolate milk. I go to a diner, I get like scrap. 1:05:32.640 --> 1:05:34.920 I love You know what, you're one of these millennials 1:05:34.960 --> 1:05:36.360 that you think you could just point the finger at 1:05:36.360 --> 1:05:39.960 bake up. You shouldn't be using Snapchat because you're thirty, 1:05:40.400 --> 1:05:43.400 you know what. Somebody wants accused me of using Facebook 1:05:43.440 --> 1:05:45.800 because I was not in college, and gets look what happened. 1:05:45.840 --> 1:05:49.600 Then Facebook started in college for college kids, and I 1:05:49.880 --> 1:05:52.200 was one of the pioneers of people that didn't use it, 1:05:52.440 --> 1:05:58.440 Like you no business being on Facebook. In two thousand 1:05:58.520 --> 1:06:05.000 and seven, to Facebook was started. Who cares? Nobody cares Facebook. 1:06:05.520 --> 1:06:09.400 There's always somebody younger and prettier than you face in life, 1:06:09.520 --> 1:06:13.200 not just you. Facebook was started as a company that 1:06:13.520 --> 1:06:15.840 only appealed to kids in college to have a college 1:06:15.880 --> 1:06:20.720 in college watched the movie and so desperately wanted to 1:06:20.800 --> 1:06:25.160 get on that very college girl. The very moment that 1:06:25.320 --> 1:06:27.600 they released Facebook for the public, I was one of 1:06:27.640 --> 1:06:30.800 the first people to get on, and some college kid 1:06:31.040 --> 1:06:35.000 was like, I'm in college and you're not, and you 1:06:35.040 --> 1:06:41.120 shouldn't be on Facebook face you just can we get 1:06:41.160 --> 1:06:45.000 back to white milk. We go back to white milky. 1:06:45.200 --> 1:06:48.760 What do you guys want? It's milk. Order a pizza 1:06:48.800 --> 1:06:50.800 and milk. I know, But why why did we want 1:06:50.840 --> 1:06:55.880 them in here? Piza? There are are I like that 1:06:56.080 --> 1:06:58.480 they're not really our sister brother podcast, You're like our 1:06:58.520 --> 1:07:01.520 little nephew niece podcast. Wait, I feel like we should 1:07:01.560 --> 1:07:04.400 promote them a little bit. I think that the queen 1:07:04.480 --> 1:07:06.480 Bees are now by the way, they get to submit 1:07:06.520 --> 1:07:08.400 audio to Josh to have a bumper on our show. 1:07:09.840 --> 1:07:13.000 We're playing everything on me. Everything's always do anything. It 1:07:13.080 --> 1:07:15.720 takes seven weeks to do it? How how long will 1:07:15.720 --> 1:07:16.680 it take you to get out of here? Now? Have 1:07:16.760 --> 1:07:19.040 you guys ever considered live streaming your podcast? Because I 1:07:19.080 --> 1:07:20.600 feel like I'm on a tennis match right now. No, 1:07:20.680 --> 1:07:22.840 because then it would be a television That's not what 1:07:22.920 --> 1:07:25.040 we do. We do a podcasts. By the way, our 1:07:25.080 --> 1:07:29.320 company just bought a huge podcast company today, five million dollars. 1:07:29.360 --> 1:07:34.920 We can't get racist, by the way, but that one. 1:07:35.040 --> 1:07:37.400 So so here's what I'm saying. Our company spent five 1:07:37.440 --> 1:07:40.680 million dollars on a really cool, major podcast company. And 1:07:40.800 --> 1:07:43.320 so I'm hoping that our podcast get picked up in 1:07:43.360 --> 1:07:45.520 all this and we start, you know, we get little 1:07:45.640 --> 1:07:48.760 uh some something vice presidents of podcast. Now we're all 1:07:48.760 --> 1:07:50.520 gonna get blown out of the water and not exists 1:07:50.520 --> 1:07:54.640 in a year. Well, you guys, our podcast that was rude, 1:07:55.440 --> 1:07:58.000 But look, we'll blow up big and we'll bring you along. 1:07:58.120 --> 1:08:00.440 You guys, you know I was always your favorite, gun Boy. 1:08:00.880 --> 1:08:07.120 I mean, I'm not saying anything, Jake, even though her favorite, 1:08:07.160 --> 1:08:11.200 you're his favorite, even j Wow, even though Brody hired 1:08:11.240 --> 1:08:14.840 you both. I think I've become your multiple times in 1:08:15.000 --> 1:08:17.960 multiple departments in radio stations. What is the one, Jake? 1:08:18.200 --> 1:08:21.800 I hired him five times in two radio stations. Ricky 1:08:21.960 --> 1:08:25.120 like three times in different departments. You what have you 1:08:25.240 --> 1:08:30.040 done besides what racially charming he got me a brunch 1:08:30.080 --> 1:08:35.439 reservation one time that is big that he can that's 1:08:35.479 --> 1:08:39.240 what we should talk about. I hovering this anger mothers okay, 1:08:39.280 --> 1:08:42.000 So so what's worse? Someone promises to do your favorite? 1:08:42.000 --> 1:08:44.200 They ghost you, or you do a favorite of somebody 1:08:44.240 --> 1:08:48.280 and a fun Let me tell you what she would 1:08:48.320 --> 1:08:53.280 Never I can personally agree to that. Never. Never. Let 1:08:53.360 --> 1:08:56.600 me say this. Okay, Jake, I'm gonna go back to 1:08:56.680 --> 1:08:58.880 you for a second here because this bothers me and Ricky. 1:08:58.920 --> 1:09:00.720 You can give your opinion and row to you too. Well. 1:09:00.760 --> 1:09:06.160 I don't want your bro You're you're shy. So if 1:09:06.160 --> 1:09:09.400 you're filling up to giving an opinion on this step. 1:09:10.360 --> 1:09:13.360 But Jake asked me for a very difficult reservation. I 1:09:13.400 --> 1:09:16.439 don't do we talk about this. You should listen in 1:09:16.560 --> 1:09:20.280 order you hear that we didn't very very hard reservation. 1:09:20.439 --> 1:09:23.200 It was a boozy, bottomless brunch where it's all you can, 1:09:23.280 --> 1:09:25.920 all you can drink. Bro, you would love this again. 1:09:27.080 --> 1:09:29.040 I've been trying to get in there forever and it's 1:09:29.040 --> 1:09:31.640 like a seven week seven week wait to get in, 1:09:32.000 --> 1:09:33.600 to get a space for you and a guest to 1:09:33.680 --> 1:09:36.000 go in on a Sunday. It's in Hoboken anyway. Point 1:09:36.160 --> 1:09:48.440 is well it's called Halifax stop plugging thing. So Halifax 1:09:48.880 --> 1:09:51.759 was is a place that has great brunch in homeboke 1:09:51.800 --> 1:09:54.400 and now we'll say this. Jake was like, scary you 1:09:54.479 --> 1:09:57.280 ever percentage of the business. I have no interest. Otherwise 1:09:57.320 --> 1:10:00.080 I would I would, you know, I know a I 1:10:00.240 --> 1:10:02.840 know people. I'm freaking I know. I know you notice 1:10:02.880 --> 1:10:04.600 no one ever knows a girl like. No one's like, 1:10:04.680 --> 1:10:06.400 oh I know a girl shall get in. It's always 1:10:06.400 --> 1:10:10.000 a guy. So girls not help people do. I'm just 1:10:10.040 --> 1:10:12.679 saying what I hear. So so I said, I said 1:10:12.680 --> 1:10:16.200 to Jake's scary you know people? Can you get me 1:10:16.240 --> 1:10:18.960 a reservation for me and my girl? I'm like, okay, 1:10:19.000 --> 1:10:21.400 cool May whatever it was, it was a Sunday in May. 1:10:21.479 --> 1:10:24.720 You pulled some strings and I got him in his 1:10:24.840 --> 1:10:29.120 prime brunch time. The Jersey short season hasn't started yet, 1:10:29.160 --> 1:10:32.080 and you're not get handed. You not national podcast. It's busy, 1:10:32.439 --> 1:10:34.960 it's a busy time of year. It's starting to get 1:10:35.040 --> 1:10:37.160 nice out. You want an outside seat something A lot 1:10:37.160 --> 1:10:40.280 of people want the outside facing the facing the river. 1:10:44.520 --> 1:10:46.120 Get me and my girl in if you can. And 1:10:46.920 --> 1:10:48.439 I have like three or four days noted, it was 1:10:48.479 --> 1:10:50.920 a very quick, very around, very quick turnaround time. Here's 1:10:50.920 --> 1:10:54.400 the mayor of Hobo. I'm making a call. I go 1:10:54.560 --> 1:10:57.080 back and forth. You stuck your neck out. I did, 1:10:57.200 --> 1:10:59.519 and I said, called in some favors. I didn't called 1:10:59.520 --> 1:11:02.320 it if I did, because the person I originally got 1:11:02.360 --> 1:11:04.640 couldn't help me, Like you gotta call let me, let 1:11:04.680 --> 1:11:07.040 me call this person for you. You went off the chain. Yeah. 1:11:07.080 --> 1:11:08.639 So I now I had what not one, but two 1:11:08.680 --> 1:11:11.439 people doing me a favor. And I said to Jake, 1:11:11.760 --> 1:11:14.559 got you a prime time. It was like two o'clock, 1:11:14.640 --> 1:11:17.040 which is a prime time for that place. Two o'clock, 1:11:17.160 --> 1:11:19.759 the best of every river front, front view of everything, 1:11:20.320 --> 1:11:23.880 all you can eat whatever. Boom boom boom back while 1:11:23.920 --> 1:11:27.840 he was eating. Yeah, and then twenty four hours before 1:11:27.920 --> 1:11:31.519 the reservation was supposed to happen, Jake's like, oh, by 1:11:31.560 --> 1:11:34.880 the way, I'm not gonna be make it. What did 1:11:34.920 --> 1:11:40.679 you have to do? My girlfriend got sick, get another girl, 1:11:41.640 --> 1:11:44.000 or get one of your boys and take the reservation. 1:11:44.280 --> 1:11:47.040 Like me, I want to go. I wouldn't have chocolate milk. 1:11:47.520 --> 1:11:52.240 So so what did you do? You said, scary kid, 1:11:52.360 --> 1:11:54.360 It's like I can't go and Scar, It's like, what 1:11:54.520 --> 1:11:57.120 the He's like, I just made this reservation for you. 1:11:57.200 --> 1:12:00.240 Now you're gonna bail. Yeah. So then I felt bad 1:12:00.280 --> 1:12:02.599 because I I kind of have I kind of did. 1:12:02.840 --> 1:12:04.679 Did you feel bad? I did? I did. I half 1:12:04.720 --> 1:12:06.800 wanted to go, and I said, you know where you go? 1:12:07.439 --> 1:12:09.240 I end up going because I didn't. I had a 1:12:09.280 --> 1:12:13.040 save face because I couldn't double favor and not show 1:12:13.080 --> 1:12:14.599 because now I'm gonna call and be like, oh, by 1:12:14.640 --> 1:12:16.280 the way, the next time you need a favor, they're 1:12:16.280 --> 1:12:19.200 gonna be like, yeah, you didn't even use it. So 1:12:19.400 --> 1:12:23.160 I to to basically appease the person the first person 1:12:23.240 --> 1:12:25.800 I called for the favor who then got the and 1:12:25.840 --> 1:12:27.680 told him switched it to my name, like your name 1:12:27.960 --> 1:12:29.600 it was. It was always under my name, so it 1:12:29.680 --> 1:12:32.960 was problem. It wasn't even a question. I felt weird 1:12:33.040 --> 1:12:35.120 because I know I only have a certain amount of 1:12:35.160 --> 1:12:36.840 favors that I can ask and Scary has a lot 1:12:36.880 --> 1:12:39.720 of You got none left exactly. I use one of 1:12:39.760 --> 1:12:42.439 mine and then I didn't even use it. Yeah, and 1:12:43.520 --> 1:12:45.040 you Reachard did the same thing to me last week 1:12:45.120 --> 1:12:47.040 with a hotel at reservation. Were you part of this? 1:12:47.960 --> 1:12:55.040 But that's not our faults. Hold on to another concept, 1:12:55.200 --> 1:13:02.080 hold on, hold on, hold on podcast, your podcast twenty 1:13:02.120 --> 1:13:05.240 somethings doing nothing that's supposed to do. So you were 1:13:05.320 --> 1:13:09.000 just like, really wanted Blink one eight two is gonna 1:13:09.040 --> 1:13:11.960 be performing, and I really need a reservation down the 1:13:12.040 --> 1:13:17.120 hard rock of the Borgata. So I was crafting an email. Luckily, 1:13:17.280 --> 1:13:19.760 later that day I crafted the email. Oh, by the way, 1:13:19.840 --> 1:13:22.320 I need this room for this, you know, for this date. 1:13:23.080 --> 1:13:26.320 And I hadn't hit sent yet, said thank god, because 1:13:26.560 --> 1:13:28.920 she then calls me and says, Blink wanted he too 1:13:29.080 --> 1:13:33.040 canceled because Travis Barker's got voice problems or drug problems 1:13:33.160 --> 1:13:36.920 or medical problems or so I don't need the room, 1:13:37.800 --> 1:13:40.800 and I'm like, thank god, Okay, hit delete. So she 1:13:40.960 --> 1:13:43.960 caught me in time, but she still went though, if 1:13:44.000 --> 1:13:45.519 you would have got the room, we would have just 1:13:45.680 --> 1:13:47.080 made a night of it and just went to a 1:13:47.200 --> 1:13:49.640 c that night and just said, and we would have 1:13:49.720 --> 1:13:51.600 just had a different We just wouldn't have gotten to 1:13:51.600 --> 1:13:53.679 the concert. We would have a different night. We wouldn't 1:13:53.680 --> 1:13:59.000 screw you over like that. We would still go on 1:13:59.120 --> 1:14:04.720 a Sunday. But now you're saying you got him a Bruneck. 1:14:05.439 --> 1:14:06.920 If you wouldn't have done that, you would have never 1:14:07.000 --> 1:14:09.120 had that nice project. Yeah, I hope you appreciate how 1:14:09.240 --> 1:14:13.240 Jake screwed you over I canceled. You're a stand up 1:14:14.520 --> 1:14:16.720 Jake for you know, I was a stand up guy. 1:14:16.720 --> 1:14:18.599 Because you're not getting a table to sit at anymore. 1:14:19.720 --> 1:14:21.599 I gotta deal with this all the time. So what's 1:14:21.640 --> 1:14:24.200 the biggest pressing issue on your podcast right now? The 1:14:24.280 --> 1:14:26.120 biggest pressing issue? And then we gotta go. We don't 1:14:26.160 --> 1:14:28.320 really have issues, do you mean, like, what do we 1:14:28.360 --> 1:14:30.160 talk about the most right now? Or what's going on? 1:14:30.479 --> 1:14:32.519 What's the biggest thing going on in your podcast? What's 1:14:32.560 --> 1:14:37.200 the biggest controversy Ricky's cheating boy? No, we talked about 1:14:37.920 --> 1:14:41.840 this guy that I'm talking to a lot again talking 1:14:41.880 --> 1:14:47.880 about this. You're talking to him. I got news for you, Ricky. 1:14:48.000 --> 1:14:50.080 If you're talking to him, you're not in a committed 1:14:50.080 --> 1:14:52.880 relationship and you have you don't. You don't control what 1:14:52.960 --> 1:14:57.160 he does Saturday after you hooked up with him on Friday. 1:14:57.320 --> 1:14:59.560 He gets to do what he wants. Get off with 1:14:59.720 --> 1:15:03.559 him because he's talking. She's talking to him. That means nothing. Okay, 1:15:03.680 --> 1:15:06.320 If you Ricky was saying that you can't get upset. 1:15:06.439 --> 1:15:08.360 They talked about if they're seeing other people and they're not, 1:15:08.520 --> 1:15:11.760 but they never said that they're they're exclusive, so she 1:15:12.320 --> 1:15:15.560 just assumes that they're exclusive. Want to be exclusive with me? 1:15:16.000 --> 1:15:19.000 She came to me with the conversation. It's at can 1:15:19.120 --> 1:15:24.479 I explained myself? Please, I don't necessarily, he says STD 1:15:24.640 --> 1:15:34.679 on it right, just doing apologies was showing's she's wearing 1:15:34.720 --> 1:15:37.519 a jacket over just doing shirt. But only the STD 1:15:37.800 --> 1:15:41.120 is out everything else by one week a month, the 1:15:41.240 --> 1:15:48.640 STD is showing we had a conversation, not that I 1:15:48.760 --> 1:15:53.360 think we're exclusive necessarily. I had said, even on the podcast, 1:15:53.439 --> 1:15:55.800 if he did hook up with somebody else, would I 1:15:55.880 --> 1:15:58.240 be bummed? Of course I'd be bummed. Would I have 1:15:58.360 --> 1:16:00.960 any reason to say anything to him and make a 1:16:01.120 --> 1:16:04.040 big deal out of it? No, because we're not conversation. 1:16:04.479 --> 1:16:08.120 But yes it is. You can listen back because it's recorded. Motherfucker. 1:16:11.120 --> 1:16:16.200 I like that name better than Jake. So I we 1:16:16.360 --> 1:16:19.479 did say that there's we're not seeing other people right now, 1:16:20.080 --> 1:16:22.599 we're not looking for other people to see. But if 1:16:22.640 --> 1:16:25.479 someone falls into someone's lick, that happens, Yes, that happens. 1:16:27.000 --> 1:16:29.479 If that happens. Then if someone falls off my face, 1:16:29.800 --> 1:16:32.479 well then I have no room to be mad. And 1:16:32.560 --> 1:16:34.360 I know that I'm a very reasonable person day. But 1:16:34.400 --> 1:16:36.680 are you living up to that open relationship? Are you 1:16:37.439 --> 1:16:39.760 out there talking to other people? No, that's the thing. 1:16:39.800 --> 1:16:42.120 I'm not looking to talk to anybody. If something happened, 1:16:42.200 --> 1:16:44.760 something happened, but I'm not. No, I'm not actively looking 1:16:44.800 --> 1:16:47.519 for anybody. So if you're not actively looking for anybody, 1:16:47.520 --> 1:16:49.160 you don't really want him to be actively looking, because 1:16:49.160 --> 1:16:51.360 that would your preference would be him not to just 1:16:51.439 --> 1:16:54.880 have a conversation, because being exclusive means so much more. No, 1:16:55.080 --> 1:16:56.920 it just means, hey, listen, I'm enjoying you. I don't 1:16:56.960 --> 1:16:58.320 want you sleeping with somebody else, and I don't want 1:16:58.320 --> 1:17:00.880 to see what anybody else. But then that what his 1:17:00.960 --> 1:17:03.880 friends on the weekends. Of course, right, you can still 1:17:03.920 --> 1:17:06.840 be like open door policy in terms of going like 1:17:06.920 --> 1:17:08.960 you don't owe me a phone call, You don't owe 1:17:09.000 --> 1:17:11.000 me like you know, you can still be like Lucy 1:17:11.080 --> 1:17:15.160 Goosey without sleeping with other people. Can't be Yeah, there 1:17:15.320 --> 1:17:17.040 is that. Wait, so you think you don't how a 1:17:17.040 --> 1:17:21.280 phone call if you're exclusive? You do? I said, if 1:17:21.320 --> 1:17:23.599 you're if you're exclusive, depends on your level of exclusive. 1:17:23.600 --> 1:17:27.639 And he did talk to Jake every day, but Jake 1:17:27.680 --> 1:17:30.719 don't talk to me. Jake, at least from out what appearances, 1:17:30.760 --> 1:17:33.160 seems to be in a committed relationship or in a serious, 1:17:33.520 --> 1:17:37.840 more serious relationship than Urine. What what I'm saying is 1:17:38.160 --> 1:17:42.519 there's got to be something between uh, committed relationship and 1:17:42.760 --> 1:17:44.639 banging whoever you want and I'll see on Thursday. Yeah, 1:17:44.640 --> 1:17:48.040 that would be exclusive, right, but it can be exclusive casual, 1:17:48.760 --> 1:17:50.640 is what I'm saying. In other words, you're just like, 1:17:51.200 --> 1:17:52.960 it's the same thing as being an open relationship, except 1:17:53.680 --> 1:17:55.400 I know what you're saying, and that's all great in theory, 1:17:55.520 --> 1:17:58.080 but that's not how it works exclusive. It's like you 1:17:58.200 --> 1:18:02.120 become boyfriend levels. There's got to be there's got as 1:18:02.120 --> 1:18:03.240 a human being, you have to be able to go 1:18:03.280 --> 1:18:05.120 a couple of weeks about wanting to sleep with somebody else. 1:18:05.320 --> 1:18:07.400 So this is what we were also talking about. Though 1:18:07.560 --> 1:18:11.160 I had said that there's levels to exclusivity, doesn't think 1:18:11.200 --> 1:18:13.040 that there is. He's like, you're exclusive or you're not. 1:18:13.360 --> 1:18:17.920 And basically the next step is, hey, I don't really 1:18:17.960 --> 1:18:21.599 want to level like this is working out. It's going 1:18:21.680 --> 1:18:23.680 really well, we've been hanging out. Let's not sleep with 1:18:23.720 --> 1:18:25.559 other people. I don't really I don't have an urge 1:18:25.640 --> 1:18:28.080 to sleep with anybody else. I feel comfortable with whatever. 1:18:28.160 --> 1:18:30.840 Whatever we do is great. I enjoy your company, and 1:18:30.960 --> 1:18:33.280 you know what, I don't know how I feel kind 1:18:33.280 --> 1:18:35.200 of I'm kind of like things are growing, we're getting along. 1:18:35.479 --> 1:18:37.120 I don't think I really you know, like the idea 1:18:37.120 --> 1:18:40.360 of you engaging in fluid exchanging with other people and 1:18:40.400 --> 1:18:41.720 then we go you know what, Yeah, I don't need 1:18:41.760 --> 1:18:44.200 to do that. I feel like, if your relationships don't 1:18:44.200 --> 1:18:46.920 go anywhere, maybe focus on it to a level of 1:18:47.000 --> 1:18:49.160 whatever level it is. But you've got to be able 1:18:49.200 --> 1:18:51.360 as a human being to not have the need to 1:18:51.400 --> 1:18:53.840 sleep with other people all the time. If you're in 1:18:54.400 --> 1:18:57.160 of course you'd like even scary he's you know, he's 1:18:57.240 --> 1:18:59.120 out was at one time in his life out there 1:18:59.160 --> 1:19:01.439 more than a lot of people. But you've gotta be 1:19:01.479 --> 1:19:03.200 able to go, you know, a lot. I'm not going 1:19:03.280 --> 1:19:05.200 to obsess, like if you go out your girls, I'm 1:19:05.200 --> 1:19:07.080 not gonna go on calm when you get home and 1:19:07.280 --> 1:19:09.400 I haven't seen you in three days, what's wrong. I 1:19:09.439 --> 1:19:11.320 don't have to obsess like, hey, casual, I'll see you, 1:19:11.360 --> 1:19:14.559 want to see you, but not go bang someone else 1:19:14.600 --> 1:19:17.519 on on Saturday. Because I said i'll see you Friday 1:19:17.720 --> 1:19:19.720 and i'll see you next Wednesday doesn't mean I have 1:19:19.880 --> 1:19:22.880 to go see you next Tuesday. I mean, does in 1:19:22.920 --> 1:19:24.960 our relationship have a better chance of working if you 1:19:25.000 --> 1:19:26.760 don't have to worry? But what am I going to 1:19:26.840 --> 1:19:28.400 meet someone I like better? Im I canna sleep with someone? 1:19:28.600 --> 1:19:30.000 Is she better in bed than me? Does she have 1:19:30.080 --> 1:19:32.720 a disease? All that other stuff? Just be like, Hey, 1:19:32.760 --> 1:19:35.120 we're casual and if we sleep together once a month, 1:19:35.160 --> 1:19:37.320 that's great. I have no interest and it goes I 1:19:37.360 --> 1:19:39.360 have no interest, great. I just think this level is 1:19:39.360 --> 1:19:41.360 what's scary, said, I think there's levels two. But we're 1:19:41.479 --> 1:19:43.600 so early in the game. This is so new that 1:19:43.680 --> 1:19:45.320 it's not I don't even feel the need to be 1:19:45.439 --> 1:19:49.080 like we have to be exclusive, That's what I'm saying. 1:19:49.120 --> 1:19:54.599 I'm cool, of course, but that's just if you're talking 1:19:54.680 --> 1:19:56.720 to someone. There's no reason to continue talking to someone 1:19:56.800 --> 1:19:58.240 if you're not having like, if you don't have any 1:19:58.280 --> 1:20:00.559 feelings for them, that's true, but you're if you're catching 1:20:00.640 --> 1:20:03.120 feelings and you're not exclusive, that's then I'm not at 1:20:03.120 --> 1:20:05.400 the point where, like I said, if he were to 1:20:05.439 --> 1:20:07.519 go hook up with somebody, I would of course be 1:20:07.600 --> 1:20:09.719 bummed about it, but I wouldn't sit at home crying 1:20:09.760 --> 1:20:15.240 about it. And at some point there's gonna be a 1:20:15.360 --> 1:20:19.280 day where you're like, but on some tembery four, you 1:20:19.400 --> 1:20:21.400 might go, I think I have feelings for this guy. Yeah, 1:20:21.400 --> 1:20:23.760 and when that happens, and again it's different from me 1:20:23.800 --> 1:20:25.840 than you obviously, but maybe on September twenty two, he 1:20:25.880 --> 1:20:28.120 bangs some girl because you were are an exclusive and 1:20:28.200 --> 1:20:30.160 then two days later when you realize, you know what 1:20:30.400 --> 1:20:32.280 it was. It was our fourth month anniversary and he 1:20:32.320 --> 1:20:34.160 didn't call me, and I think I want to. I'm 1:20:34.200 --> 1:20:37.040 just saying, like, whatever the reason is that, you know whatever, 1:20:37.240 --> 1:20:38.320 will you go? You know? And I think I want 1:20:38.320 --> 1:20:39.960 to be exclusive with this guy, And he just slept 1:20:40.000 --> 1:20:41.640 with another girl, and maybe he's like, you know what, 1:20:41.680 --> 1:20:42.880 I'm sort of seeing this other girl. I don't know 1:20:42.880 --> 1:20:44.200 if I want to break it off with her. You're like, 1:20:44.280 --> 1:20:46.439 oh damn it. Like there's gonna be a point literally 1:20:46.439 --> 1:20:48.400 what I would say, oh damn it. I just feel like, 1:20:48.439 --> 1:20:50.599 if you're in a relationship, if you're in a relationship 1:20:50.640 --> 1:20:52.679 and you don't care where it's going. If you don't 1:20:52.680 --> 1:20:54.360 really like you don't enter relationship because you think it 1:20:54.439 --> 1:20:56.240 might go somewhere. He's like, oh, we're hanging out and 1:20:56.320 --> 1:20:57.880 that's fine. If you enter relationship with a girl and 1:20:57.920 --> 1:21:01.040 you're like, I really like this guy, I hope in 1:21:01.200 --> 1:21:03.519 three months it's going somewhere. It might have a better 1:21:03.600 --> 1:21:05.880 chance of going somewhere if he wasn't out banging a 1:21:05.920 --> 1:21:07.880 girl who's taller than you. You know what I mean, 1:21:08.120 --> 1:21:10.600 you know, whatever it is that that's different. I just 1:21:10.720 --> 1:21:15.760 feel like you should focus on or something else that 1:21:15.880 --> 1:21:18.880 that you're like, Wow, this other girl you catch a 1:21:18.920 --> 1:21:21.839 picture of or something on his are solving your problems. 1:21:23.040 --> 1:21:24.840 I just feel like whatever relationship you're in, if you wanted, 1:21:24.880 --> 1:21:26.679 if you if you think long term, may go somewhere, 1:21:26.760 --> 1:21:28.719 or you hope it gets a little better, the odds 1:21:28.760 --> 1:21:31.120 increase if they're not and you're not out with other guys, 1:21:31.320 --> 1:21:34.120 of course, but I just that's for me. Haven't reached 1:21:34.200 --> 1:21:39.120 that point. Okay, we're just going with the exclusivity. Jay says, no, 1:21:39.520 --> 1:21:42.800 we agree. So you feel like if she says to 1:21:42.840 --> 1:21:45.439 the guy, you know what, we've been together, like seven months, 1:21:45.479 --> 1:21:47.960 hanging out, whatever the term you want to use, talking, chilling, 1:21:48.080 --> 1:21:51.599 hooking up, whatever I'd like to be exclusive, you feel 1:21:51.600 --> 1:21:54.960 at that exact moment you're meeting each other's families, you're 1:21:55.080 --> 1:21:57.600 you're calling each other, you're worried you didn't call me. 1:21:57.640 --> 1:22:00.439 When you get home, you feel like it's boom done no, 1:22:00.760 --> 1:22:05.200 but you're okay. If you're like, if you're exclusive, that's 1:22:05.439 --> 1:22:08.960 it's there's there. Maybe I don't know. I just don't 1:22:08.960 --> 1:22:11.800 think there's all these different levels of exclusivity, because then 1:22:11.840 --> 1:22:13.639 that's adding a whole another level to the dating game. 1:22:13.880 --> 1:22:16.680 First you're dating, and then you're dating. More serious is 1:22:16.680 --> 1:22:18.360 when you're not seeing other people, and then the next 1:22:18.400 --> 1:22:21.080 step is being in a relationship. Now, you know what, 1:22:21.280 --> 1:22:23.439 it's too black and white for you. It's too there's 1:22:23.479 --> 1:22:26.200 no You're like, it's like oil and water. It's like 1:22:26.280 --> 1:22:29.839 everything is like layers clear. There's there's gray areas everywhere, 1:22:30.120 --> 1:22:31.960 and it's what's different. What you know, what's good for 1:22:32.000 --> 1:22:34.559 you is not good for advice, And this is nothing 1:22:34.640 --> 1:22:37.519 against you, Ricky. My advice is avoid the gray areas. Yet, 1:22:38.880 --> 1:22:41.160 you know if you know what I'm saying, But it's true, though, you. 1:22:41.520 --> 1:22:43.599 But but yeah, but you do see things in black 1:22:43.640 --> 1:22:45.360 and white, Jake. You know that might be because you 1:22:46.920 --> 1:22:49.080 might have been a math and science person and I 1:22:49.240 --> 1:22:54.840 was more of a social studies guy. I think you mean, like, uh, philosophy, philosophy. 1:22:56.840 --> 1:22:59.360 I don't think. I don't think studies. I know about 1:22:59.439 --> 1:23:05.479 the the the declaration of independent memberships, and that's it. 1:23:05.880 --> 1:23:08.120 Like that, that's what. That's the way that your approaching 1:23:08.439 --> 1:23:11.040 might be your issue. That might be you say it's 1:23:13.680 --> 1:23:16.720 everything is calculated and everything has an absolute to it. Well, 1:23:17.000 --> 1:23:19.280 here's my thing. If I'm exclusive with you, like you're 1:23:19.320 --> 1:23:21.639 not sleeping with anyone else, I'm not sleeping by definition 1:23:21.680 --> 1:23:24.920 of exclusive, and you go like three days without talking 1:23:24.960 --> 1:23:27.200 to me, I'm going to be piste off. Why doesn't 1:23:27.280 --> 1:23:30.240 matter you rather three days without calling you because she's 1:23:30.240 --> 1:23:32.800 banging a guy? No, because it's like you can't sleep 1:23:32.840 --> 1:23:34.640 with anybody else or see any other people. But I 1:23:34.800 --> 1:23:39.360 don't not thinking about you enough to so much pressure 1:23:39.439 --> 1:23:42.839 on exclusivity that you're basically dating at that you're engaged, 1:23:44.280 --> 1:23:47.000 you can you can date casually, you can knock you 1:23:47.160 --> 1:23:49.240 you can just you don't have to sleep with other 1:23:49.280 --> 1:23:52.200 people and still be in in a loose relationship. So 1:23:52.320 --> 1:23:54.800 you you're like, I want to be exclusive, but you 1:23:54.880 --> 1:23:56.280 also can let her go away for the weekend and 1:23:56.360 --> 1:23:59.120 not worry about it. More So, you cannot worry about 1:23:59.120 --> 1:24:01.080 it because she's not sleep right, but they are. Because 1:24:01.120 --> 1:24:04.000 you're exclusive, are you? You could play tit for tat 1:24:04.200 --> 1:24:09.559 talk every single day when you're not on the phone 1:24:09.560 --> 1:24:11.160 with her. She could be banging guys in between your 1:24:11.160 --> 1:24:13.840 phone calls. I mean it works that way too, which 1:24:13.920 --> 1:24:18.080 is basically what I just said. Well, I exclusive, you're 1:24:18.160 --> 1:24:22.400 just you. Yes, you're clingy, yes, okay, no, no, because 1:24:22.439 --> 1:24:25.080 I don't know. He's very He's like, this is not 1:24:25.240 --> 1:24:27.880 our conversation here all the time. Because if somebody doesn't 1:24:27.880 --> 1:24:29.599 talk to you all the time when you're dating them, 1:24:29.720 --> 1:24:31.519 you get a little work. Well that's his level, that's 1:24:32.040 --> 1:24:37.000 level seven days. It sounds like a problem, not a level. 1:24:38.000 --> 1:24:42.479 That's your problem. Man, so much. And I'm not as 1:24:42.520 --> 1:24:45.600 emotional as Jake, So that's why he cares about this 1:24:45.640 --> 1:24:49.200 whole exclusivity thing and the idea of we're into each other. 1:24:49.360 --> 1:24:50.880 We need to know that we're into each other. You're 1:24:50.880 --> 1:24:52.680 not doing anything with anybody else. I'm going to talk 1:24:52.680 --> 1:24:54.240 all the time. I just learned Ricky's the guy in 1:24:54.320 --> 1:25:00.320 this podcast. He's got the more masculine name I do, 1:25:00.600 --> 1:25:04.400 I do Jaked. But that's also why this podcast works, 1:25:04.400 --> 1:25:07.280 because we're complete opposite. It works. Yeah, I think it 1:25:07.320 --> 1:25:09.880 works pretty damn well. All right, some of the three 1:25:09.920 --> 1:25:12.120 people that listen, okay, but there's two of us are 1:25:12.120 --> 1:25:15.000 in this rule I listen. Well, maybe maybe we'll just 1:25:15.040 --> 1:25:16.960 do it in here. Maybe it's twenty somethings doing nothing 1:25:17.000 --> 1:25:19.000 because it's twenty people listening to the podcast. I don't know. 1:25:19.160 --> 1:25:23.519 Oh god, people should be listening them. I made a joke. 1:25:23.720 --> 1:25:25.360 They have a great podcast, which is why I think 1:25:25.360 --> 1:25:27.320 they should do a problem. It's much more offensive than 1:25:27.360 --> 1:25:32.240 your old social media handles. I'm just saying, debatable, debatable? 1:25:33.000 --> 1:25:35.599 What will you? Baby Jake? What was your that died 1:25:35.600 --> 1:25:37.360 a long time ago? Think baby Jake too? That was 1:25:37.400 --> 1:25:40.920 another dead Can you squeeze? Stop with you? Because people 1:25:41.160 --> 1:25:46.040 give me Jake so cute? Jakie Jakie should be drinking 1:25:46.120 --> 1:25:49.719 chocolate mill wh needs a dad And we won't say anything. 1:25:50.240 --> 1:25:53.760 Available on IR Radio, available on iTunes, twenty something's doing 1:25:53.840 --> 1:25:57.000 nothing that just Jake, alright, just just Jay. We have 1:25:57.040 --> 1:25:59.920 to go record our podcast overcord your podcast, So don't 1:26:00.000 --> 1:26:02.760 eat the bug pie, all right? You cut out me. 1:26:02.840 --> 1:26:04.920 When we were in Brooklyn last week when we went 1:26:04.960 --> 1:26:07.759 to Feltman's, you left after we had the hot dogs. 1:26:08.280 --> 1:26:11.160 We took pictures which we put on social media. Go 1:26:11.240 --> 1:26:14.120 to at the Brooklyn Boys on Instagram and the picture 1:26:14.120 --> 1:26:16.240 of us eating hot dogs by the cyclone right by 1:26:16.280 --> 1:26:18.800 Feltman's colon Allen and I listen, I put catch up 1:26:18.840 --> 1:26:20.280 on my hot dog and you have to like make 1:26:20.320 --> 1:26:23.720 people give me grief. I was delicious, what it doesn't matter. 1:26:23.840 --> 1:26:26.000 It was and I'm a mustard guy. You're a catchup guy. 1:26:26.080 --> 1:26:30.320 It doesn't matter. The best part about Feltman's hot dogs 1:26:30.520 --> 1:26:33.600 is the hot dog itself. And there's no nitrites, nitrates 1:26:33.640 --> 1:26:36.840 in it, there's no filler, it's all natural. Uh. These 1:26:36.920 --> 1:26:40.599 are the people that created the hot dog. Charles Feltman 1:26:40.720 --> 1:26:43.240 created the hot dog way back in the eighteen hundreds. 1:26:43.600 --> 1:26:46.720 And that guy Nathan worked for him. Yeah, he has 1:26:46.760 --> 1:26:50.320 a bun slicer. He was slicing buns. And then, like 1:26:50.479 --> 1:26:53.479 most Brooklyn people do, they're like they get a bright idea. 1:26:53.520 --> 1:26:55.439 They're like, you know what, I'm gonna start my own business. 1:26:55.439 --> 1:26:58.320 And get out of here. I don't like that, and 1:26:58.360 --> 1:27:00.799 so I Feltmon's is back. They gotta look cation in Manhattan. 1:27:01.000 --> 1:27:03.560 There in Saint Mark's Place. They got. We went to 1:27:03.640 --> 1:27:05.240 the one in Coney Island, went to one of the 1:27:05.520 --> 1:27:07.400 freestanding store in Coney Island. Is a site to be 1:27:07.479 --> 1:27:11.599 seen because you're right there on surf the legendary cyclone 1:27:11.640 --> 1:27:14.840 roller coaster Feltman's of Coney Island back in Coney Island, 1:27:15.040 --> 1:27:18.040 But most likely you're not gonna experience it either the 1:27:18.120 --> 1:27:20.600 two ways we mentioned. You're gonna go to the website 1:27:20.680 --> 1:27:23.519 Feltman's of Coney Island dot com and you're gonna get 1:27:23.640 --> 1:27:26.120 them because they're perfect. They come in like a ten pack. 1:27:26.720 --> 1:27:28.960 I was at my grocery store and got my last. 1:27:29.280 --> 1:27:32.720 There was the last. Morton Williams. Morton Williams has them, 1:27:32.840 --> 1:27:35.200 so you can also get them on Amazon, jet dot com. Yes, 1:27:35.760 --> 1:27:39.400 get your prepackaged Feltmans of Coney Island hot Dogs Amazon 1:27:39.520 --> 1:27:42.160 dot com, Jet dot com and uh Ms in person 1:27:42.240 --> 1:27:47.040 at Fairway Mrs Green's, Morton Williams uh and and probably 1:27:47.120 --> 1:27:48.840 by the time this you know, by the time you 1:27:49.000 --> 1:27:51.439 hear this, they're gonna be in other stores because they're 1:27:51.439 --> 1:27:53.519 expanding by the day. Now you don't have to eat 1:27:53.560 --> 1:27:56.280 as many as Kobayashi, the hot dog champion guy. He 1:27:56.400 --> 1:27:59.559 eats like seventy five of them. They're his favorite hot dog. 1:28:00.120 --> 1:28:02.519 Have to pray if you want, you know you want 1:28:02.560 --> 1:28:06.759 four guiad four. They're also consistently rated critically the best 1:28:06.960 --> 1:28:10.040 hot dog in New York City by several different outlets 1:28:10.560 --> 1:28:13.760 UM Feltman's and of course, now just in time for 1:28:14.640 --> 1:28:17.519 the seed the football season, why not bring them to 1:28:17.560 --> 1:28:20.599 your tailgate? Cook him right there. You're gonna don't even 1:28:20.720 --> 1:28:24.920 tell your guests what you're cooking. Just get them to 1:28:25.040 --> 1:28:27.720 open up the package, throw them on the grill. They're 1:28:27.760 --> 1:28:31.599 gonna tell you that's how different and how awesome they taste. 1:28:31.600 --> 1:28:33.880 They're gonna tell you what kind of hot dogs are these? 1:28:34.280 --> 1:28:37.560 And you want to get complimented? Right hot dogs Feltman's 1:28:37.600 --> 1:28:40.479 of Conan's F E. L. T. M A N S. 1:28:40.800 --> 1:28:45.880 Of Coney Island dot com. All right, so, uh where 1:28:45.920 --> 1:28:47.320 where this has been a long podcast? We had the 1:28:47.320 --> 1:28:49.439 guests come in and so I have a couple of 1:28:49.520 --> 1:28:51.840 other ways I just we preempted and have to ship. 1:28:51.920 --> 1:28:54.880 We're gonna get to I feel like, okay, look, I said, 1:28:54.880 --> 1:28:56.960 I was the Direct TV thing that can wait. I 1:28:56.960 --> 1:28:59.080 SAIDs me, the postmlone thing that can wait. No, let's 1:28:59.080 --> 1:29:01.080 do the postmalone thing. No because I because I but I. 1:29:01.200 --> 1:29:04.519 I talked about Taco Bell. I talked about the situation 1:29:04.520 --> 1:29:07.360 to Taco Bell. So I feel like, uh, I can 1:29:07.439 --> 1:29:09.000 wait on the unused jokes. You don't we have two, 1:29:09.520 --> 1:29:11.200 and I'll wait till next week we have more. So 1:29:11.280 --> 1:29:13.040 don't get mad at me, I promised him. I didn't 1:29:13.040 --> 1:29:14.720 do on a couple of grammar polices and we had 1:29:14.800 --> 1:29:16.160 some email, but I don't know. Do you want to 1:29:16.200 --> 1:29:18.479 get to your why don't we get to your little rants? 1:29:18.600 --> 1:29:20.400 I do want to read one thing on my phone 1:29:20.640 --> 1:29:22.880 and then and then uh when we'll go from there? 1:29:23.400 --> 1:29:26.719 Hold on a second, yeah, no, no, no, no, because 1:29:26.720 --> 1:29:30.880 it was I want to just say thank you to 1:29:31.280 --> 1:29:36.200 uh Louis Luis Cardo. I'm assuming it's Louis at Brooklyn 1:29:36.240 --> 1:29:40.720 Boys WTS. Garassias can't wait to tear these summer bitches up. 1:29:41.600 --> 1:29:43.760 He's got a box, he's opening up his Omaha steak. 1:29:43.840 --> 1:29:45.560 So thank you for that. We love. We take a 1:29:45.600 --> 1:29:49.320 picture and then I want to thank uh Stephanie j tough. 1:29:49.920 --> 1:29:51.880 I love your podcast and have listened in order from 1:29:51.920 --> 1:29:54.360 the very beginning. Recently, I ordered something on Amazon and 1:29:54.439 --> 1:29:57.559 it was lost in transit slash damaged. I contacted Amazon 1:29:57.680 --> 1:30:00.120 and I said to them, here's what I would like 1:30:00.560 --> 1:30:03.479 you to do, and received a full refund and a 1:30:03.560 --> 1:30:06.880 free replacement. Thank you so much for sharing your knowledge. 1:30:07.040 --> 1:30:09.360 Before I started listening to the Broolyn Boys podcast, I 1:30:09.479 --> 1:30:11.599 never would have asked for anything other than a replacement. 1:30:11.880 --> 1:30:13.840 Now I am living my best even is not even 1:30:13.920 --> 1:30:25.080 life police and then all grama police police police. Mark Keller, 1:30:25.240 --> 1:30:28.240 trying to uh, you know, be a good guy and 1:30:28.680 --> 1:30:31.479 submit to the Brooklyn Boys podcast at gmail dot com 1:30:31.560 --> 1:30:34.640 with a grammar police mistake, makes a mistake of his 1:30:34.720 --> 1:30:37.360 own in the subject line and spells grammar with an 1:30:37.400 --> 1:30:40.240 E er. It's grammar with an a R. Folks. Maybe 1:30:40.280 --> 1:30:42.000 he was being ironic, and I don't think he was 1:30:42.040 --> 1:30:45.280 doing this on purpose, but anyway, apparently he screenshot at 1:30:45.320 --> 1:30:49.719 the NFL homepage, Oh NFL homepage where Bill's rookie Allen 1:30:49.800 --> 1:30:57.600 named starting quarterback versus the Bolts the Oilts instead of Colts. Sorry, no, no, 1:30:58.760 --> 1:31:05.439 the Bolts, that's the San Diego Charges. Ah. Well, this person. Okay, 1:31:05.520 --> 1:31:08.960 so he made a mistake. He thought he was correcting 1:31:09.000 --> 1:31:11.120 it to the cults. And that's not a grammar police. 1:31:11.120 --> 1:31:14.360 That's a typo. Let's let's limit the grammar police stuff 1:31:14.360 --> 1:31:16.080 that not typos. Okay, So then you want to hear 1:31:16.120 --> 1:31:18.640 some real grammar polices because you don't give me typos. 1:31:19.080 --> 1:31:20.760 Like if I typed something on Twitter and I and 1:31:20.840 --> 1:31:23.240 I put the N G as g N because I 1:31:23.320 --> 1:31:26.640 was typing fast, that's like grammar police. We were well, okay, Well, 1:31:26.840 --> 1:31:29.840 first of all, the San Gennaro Feast starts today, and 1:31:29.960 --> 1:31:31.960 by the way, that's where we started the whole grammar 1:31:32.000 --> 1:31:35.479 police thing, because Brodie and five years ago we went 1:31:35.560 --> 1:31:38.720 to the feast and on these Italian people with their 1:31:38.800 --> 1:31:42.240 signs and their things. It's an Italian feast. Before you're like, 1:31:42.240 --> 1:31:43.800 how do you know they were Italian? Yeah, it's in 1:31:43.880 --> 1:31:46.080 little Italy, it's a little yeah, it's in the feast 1:31:46.080 --> 1:31:48.640 of San Gennaro, the famous one. We went there and 1:31:48.720 --> 1:31:51.120 we're like, oh my god, dude, look at this. Here's 1:31:51.760 --> 1:31:53.640 mis spelling. We're gonna go to the feast and and 1:31:53.680 --> 1:31:55.439 I have pictures from the last time. We're taking new pictures, 1:31:55.640 --> 1:31:57.320 but they would put up signs little first, and so 1:31:57.320 --> 1:31:59.640 out of little they were like, oh, iced tea. I 1:31:59.760 --> 1:32:02.920 see it's iced with a D I C E D 1:32:03.120 --> 1:32:04.920 T and you may not have known that, but it's 1:32:04.960 --> 1:32:07.080 t that's been iced, right, And that's where the grammar 1:32:07.160 --> 1:32:13.639 police start. Iced tea is frozen, frozen or it's a rapper. Yeah, anyway, 1:32:13.960 --> 1:32:16.160 but they spelled a lot of So we've been taking 1:32:16.200 --> 1:32:17.600 pictures and then we're like, oh my god, this is 1:32:17.680 --> 1:32:20.240 like so here we go. This this is a sign. 1:32:20.960 --> 1:32:23.400 It looks like at a cafe. And they put a 1:32:24.080 --> 1:32:27.559 scotch tape piece of paper up. It said lobby is close, 1:32:28.760 --> 1:32:32.880 do too, so it's close d o t O do 1:32:33.080 --> 1:32:37.559 two instead of door. No, no, it's lobby is close 1:32:37.800 --> 1:32:46.120 close two staff so not due problems the problems studying 1:32:46.120 --> 1:32:48.200 admission to air your dirty laundry on the sign of 1:32:48.920 --> 1:32:52.439 a couple of we're all this in fighting here in 1:32:52.479 --> 1:32:55.599 the store. We're sucking each other up. So so lobby 1:32:55.880 --> 1:33:01.080 is is close clos lobby could been right there. No, 1:33:01.240 --> 1:33:06.679 it's due to d oh, I understand that due okay, 1:33:06.760 --> 1:33:10.720 So thank you for that submission On Twitter. Jen La 1:33:11.400 --> 1:33:17.240 Jender gender roll Starbuck gender role Starbuck. Also okay, also 1:33:17.360 --> 1:33:21.240 Stephanie Reiner with the looks like this is jelly. What 1:33:21.320 --> 1:33:23.120 do they say? Oh no, it's dish soap. And it 1:33:23.280 --> 1:33:26.639 was in a store and as sign said, limit four 1:33:27.800 --> 1:33:31.600 damn dish soap household per day. It was supposed to 1:33:31.600 --> 1:33:34.960 be dawn, but it auto corrected to damn and they 1:33:35.040 --> 1:33:37.800 printed the label, well they typed m instead of it 1:33:37.840 --> 1:33:39.880 took someone to put to print it and put the 1:33:39.920 --> 1:33:42.439 sticker on the shelf. They didn't notice they right not 1:33:42.840 --> 1:33:46.280 that Come on, yeah, I can't. I don't think that's 1:33:46.320 --> 1:33:49.240 grammar police. It's a type gram police. That's like grammar. 1:33:50.000 --> 1:33:52.519 I know. That's it's that's it's great on war when 1:33:52.520 --> 1:33:54.519 you go to your word, right word, it's spelling and 1:33:54.600 --> 1:33:59.960 grammar check. It's a spelling mistake. It's funny. Burger King's 1:34:00.040 --> 1:34:03.839 sign all that's for four dollars. Terrible. This is outdoors. 1:34:03.840 --> 1:34:05.479 You know when you put the letters up, you know, 1:34:05.960 --> 1:34:08.120 you know you have the letters on the white song 1:34:08.360 --> 1:34:10.600 put the letters and clip them on the sign that 1:34:10.720 --> 1:34:15.720 clipped on the letters, that's say chrissand apostrophe which now 1:34:16.000 --> 1:34:20.720 hiring closer closure apostrophe s. That's not it that's not 1:34:20.760 --> 1:34:23.400 a type, that's not that's not plural closure took the 1:34:23.479 --> 1:34:27.479 time to get an apostrophe. They went to the fucking 1:34:27.880 --> 1:34:31.360 where were the rack and they had to go the apostrophe. 1:34:31.360 --> 1:34:33.280 It probably took an s and broke a piece off 1:34:33.680 --> 1:34:36.520 and they're like, oh, it's closers. No, you don't pluralize 1:34:36.520 --> 1:34:40.360 things by putting an apostrophe S. So then I wrote back, uh, 1:34:40.800 --> 1:34:42.280 she tweeted at it. Man, I wrote, what a bunch 1:34:42.320 --> 1:34:45.479 of dummies do you? M? M y apostrophy? And I 1:34:45.560 --> 1:34:56.120 know someone's police. Danielle from our morning show said she 1:34:56.200 --> 1:34:59.439 was listening to our podcast yesterday last episode you heard 1:34:59.479 --> 1:35:03.360 the siren? She pulled over the siren from our grammar 1:35:03.400 --> 1:35:07.680 police change up. Please don't. Apparently it used to be 1:35:07.720 --> 1:35:10.200 illegal for the no, no, no, you can't play a 1:35:10.280 --> 1:35:12.559 siren silence in a song. That's a different story. We'll 1:35:12.560 --> 1:35:15.120 get to email next week. All right. So you guys 1:35:15.240 --> 1:35:17.439 know I went to a Taco bell a couple of 1:35:17.479 --> 1:35:20.479 weeks ago twice, right, and they asked me to pull 1:35:20.600 --> 1:35:23.720 up pull into a parking space one day and pull 1:35:23.840 --> 1:35:26.040 up to the garbage pail with the flies the other day. 1:35:26.760 --> 1:35:28.360 Why if you remember you listening or what. I'm just 1:35:28.360 --> 1:35:30.880 gonna refresh your memory because I know how long it's 1:35:30.920 --> 1:35:33.840 been since you heard that episode. Could have been forty nine, whatever, 1:35:33.920 --> 1:35:38.439 fifty and whatever it was. Uh, And their thing was 1:35:39.000 --> 1:35:42.080 where timing. We get timed on how long it takes 1:35:42.120 --> 1:35:44.080 to get you out of the drive through window area. 1:35:44.640 --> 1:35:47.720 So if I pull over, the clock resets and they 1:35:47.720 --> 1:35:51.080 don't get in trouble because they are being judged too 1:35:51.120 --> 1:35:54.160 many times. If you go too long, the managers get 1:35:55.080 --> 1:35:58.040 or they're not or if it's a franchise, the owner 1:35:58.400 --> 1:36:01.640 right or the regional manager or whatever. So I decide, 1:36:02.240 --> 1:36:05.240 rather than going to Taco Bell Location one, which is 1:36:05.320 --> 1:36:07.800 on my way home, I go, I had to go 1:36:07.880 --> 1:36:12.240 to Lowe's Home Improvement. Right, there's a Taco Bell not far. 1:36:12.800 --> 1:36:14.040 It's like, you know what, I'm gonna go to that 1:36:14.080 --> 1:36:16.320 Taco Bell whatever, it's by the same person. Well, I'll 1:36:16.320 --> 1:36:18.640 see if it's any better. So I I do my 1:36:18.760 --> 1:36:21.479 mobile order and I pull up and I say, picking 1:36:21.560 --> 1:36:25.200 up a mobile order for David? What mobile order for David? 1:36:27.120 --> 1:36:31.760 Mobile order for David? For what for David? Okay? And 1:36:31.880 --> 1:36:33.479 you know what I like? And can I get a 1:36:33.520 --> 1:36:38.759 small little black ramikin of salsa. Of what salsa, sauce, 1:36:39.400 --> 1:36:44.680 salsa shelter, Yeah, salsa. You work at taco bell, you 1:36:44.720 --> 1:36:48.479 would think salsa would be a common work. So to 1:36:49.200 --> 1:36:51.960 So I hear a woman in tobacco he wants salsa, 1:36:52.920 --> 1:36:56.680 I'll have vocado. Drive up to the window, guacamally. So 1:36:57.520 --> 1:37:01.840 the girl at the window, okay, her name was Shanika 1:37:03.400 --> 1:37:07.519 s h a n i q a because because at 1:37:07.560 --> 1:37:08.720 the end of it, I asked what her name was 1:37:08.760 --> 1:37:12.040 because I was picking. Maybe I heard her wrong way. 1:37:12.160 --> 1:37:14.880 You can't have you without the queue cue out to 1:37:14.960 --> 1:37:20.880 you all, that's what I Okay, that was I'm grand policing. Listen, 1:37:20.960 --> 1:37:24.480 people make up their names, they said, anybody want anyway. 1:37:24.479 --> 1:37:25.840 I don't think I've ever seen a que it out 1:37:25.840 --> 1:37:27.720 of you, but I'll go ahead. That is neither here 1:37:27.760 --> 1:37:30.800 nor there. That's neither hand there. Let's Iraq and an 1:37:30.840 --> 1:37:34.960 engine que or qatar or cut her if you pronounce 1:37:35.000 --> 1:37:40.080 it that see it's qu's q a t a r rare. Okay. 1:37:40.840 --> 1:37:44.400 So I ordered my food and I'm like, I want 1:37:44.400 --> 1:37:47.640 to sit in my drive through and relax, and you know, 1:37:47.840 --> 1:37:51.720 my usual food. I don't know about a minute. So 1:37:51.920 --> 1:37:55.600 she says, excuse me, I knew it. I fucking it 1:37:55.760 --> 1:37:58.760 tried to try to pull that on. So so she says, um, 1:37:58.880 --> 1:38:03.600 did you pull into a parking space please? I said no, no, no, 1:38:03.880 --> 1:38:05.599 She sir, can you please pull into a parking space. 1:38:05.800 --> 1:38:08.240 We'll bring your orders right to your car. No, I'm good, 1:38:08.280 --> 1:38:11.759 I'm good here, and she looks at me like I'm crazy. 1:38:12.479 --> 1:38:15.320 I'm not fucking doing it. I'm not doing your game. 1:38:16.240 --> 1:38:17.960 So she goes, well, why can't you pull into a 1:38:18.000 --> 1:38:20.040 parking space? I said, because I came to a drive 1:38:20.160 --> 1:38:23.640 through and I'm totally happy sitting right here. There's no 1:38:23.720 --> 1:38:26.840 one behind me. I'm good. I already turned my engine off. 1:38:27.240 --> 1:38:31.000 I'm good, I'm sitting here. I'm good. Okay, sir, but 1:38:31.080 --> 1:38:33.720 see where I go. Yeah, you're getting timed. So that's good. 1:38:34.000 --> 1:38:36.760 There's your motivation. And then she hopped a lujie and 1:38:36.800 --> 1:38:38.639 your ship. No, I said, I don't want to move. 1:38:39.080 --> 1:38:41.720 I appreciate it, but I'm good. I was polite about it. 1:38:41.840 --> 1:38:43.200 I was. I was like, I don' want to how 1:38:43.240 --> 1:38:46.840 to be polite about not answering their request. If that's 1:38:46.880 --> 1:38:49.160 not that's not a reasonable request. But if they're doing 1:38:49.200 --> 1:38:50.600 you if they say do me a favor and you 1:38:50.680 --> 1:38:52.640 don't do the favor, that's not being polite. And then 1:38:52.720 --> 1:38:55.280 she looks at me as she's closing the foldable window 1:38:56.040 --> 1:38:59.320 and she goes, thanks, and she puts her fist in 1:38:59.400 --> 1:39:03.360 the air like I won't move, and she I hear 1:39:03.360 --> 1:39:07.519 her yell, hey won't move. So everybody in the kitchen 1:39:07.640 --> 1:39:11.920 must know, like every we ask everyone to move right, Yeah, 1:39:11.960 --> 1:39:14.200 they definitely wiped the floors with you. So then another 1:39:14.280 --> 1:39:17.679 girl comes over. Her name is Rosita. She comes over 1:39:18.080 --> 1:39:21.120 and she says, Hi, can I help you? Yeah, I'm 1:39:21.120 --> 1:39:23.360 just waiting for my food. It's not ready yet. No, 1:39:23.479 --> 1:39:27.200 I know it's good. Yeah, uh yeah, it's gonna be 1:39:27.200 --> 1:39:28.840 ready in a minute. Can you just pull into a 1:39:28.880 --> 1:39:32.519 parking space? No, I'm good. Oh wait, nobody's somebody behind me. 1:39:32.640 --> 1:39:35.720 I'm good. So she looks at me like I have 1:39:35.800 --> 1:39:41.280 two fucking heads. So then she so so she again 1:39:41.400 --> 1:39:44.519 she closes the window. Oh no, no, I'm let back up. 1:39:44.680 --> 1:39:48.200 Before she opens the window, she goes, so, why won't 1:39:48.200 --> 1:39:50.840 he move? And the girl goes, hey doesn't want too. 1:39:51.800 --> 1:39:53.160 So then she comes because there is here a problem, 1:39:53.200 --> 1:39:55.120 and I tell you about moving. She so she's just 1:39:55.160 --> 1:39:57.280 gonna he's gonna wait here. Yeah, it's a drive through. 1:39:57.880 --> 1:40:01.720 I'm good, acting like I don't really know whatever. So 1:40:01.880 --> 1:40:03.799 she looks at me like, you got me fucking kidding. 1:40:05.200 --> 1:40:07.599 She closes the window and she goes, yeah, you're right. 1:40:07.840 --> 1:40:13.560 He won't move. So the manager comes over, right, I 1:40:13.640 --> 1:40:15.840 don't know her name. It's a little bit older. Let's 1:40:15.880 --> 1:40:19.000 call her Edda. I don't know her name. The two 1:40:19.080 --> 1:40:22.040 of them come over now, Rosita and Edna. And she 1:40:22.160 --> 1:40:25.280 goes there he is, and she goes with her head 1:40:25.320 --> 1:40:30.000 set on. Is it being okay? Yeah? Um, any particular 1:40:30.040 --> 1:40:31.559 reason you don't want to pull into a barking space? 1:40:32.479 --> 1:40:37.120 I said, you're the manager, Yeah, you're you're encouraging that 1:40:37.240 --> 1:40:40.880 I pulled into a parking space. Yeah, I said, you know, 1:40:41.000 --> 1:40:44.200 your employees are badgering me, and they're yelling loud enough 1:40:44.240 --> 1:40:46.000 about me. I can hear them and see them raising 1:40:46.040 --> 1:40:49.680 their fists. The glass is clear, you know, the windows clear, right, 1:40:50.560 --> 1:40:52.639 And she looks at me like they have three heads. Oh, 1:40:53.600 --> 1:40:55.640 can I just have my food? We'll be ready in 1:40:55.680 --> 1:40:59.680 a minute. You know it would be great if you guys, well, 1:40:59.760 --> 1:41:02.840 we're concerned with getting the food faster. Than where I 1:41:02.960 --> 1:41:05.639 parked my costs. You can get around the timing thing. 1:41:07.160 --> 1:41:09.559 So with that, someone hands the manager the bag, hands 1:41:09.560 --> 1:41:11.160 me the bag, and that's what they're asked with your 1:41:11.200 --> 1:41:14.280 case or dia. You realize that an acida. I don't care. 1:41:14.400 --> 1:41:16.840 It was delicious and they got it right fine, So 1:41:16.960 --> 1:41:18.600 I said, you know, you were very rude to me, 1:41:18.760 --> 1:41:21.040 and they looked at me like, what's your point. I said, 1:41:21.200 --> 1:41:23.599 I'm gonna call corporate. Is that something doing the call corporate? 1:41:24.360 --> 1:41:26.040 And it looked at me like, yeah, you're gonna call corporate. 1:41:26.600 --> 1:41:28.439 I pulled into the parking space they wanted me to 1:41:28.560 --> 1:41:32.360 get into and I called corporate and I said, corporate, 1:41:32.479 --> 1:41:35.640 what happened? Oh, well, that's a franchise, sir. Well they 1:41:35.680 --> 1:41:38.719 still have a Taco Bell logo on the building. Therefore 1:41:38.920 --> 1:41:42.800 it's your image. You took the time, oh yeah, in 1:41:42.920 --> 1:41:46.800 their parking space to call corporate after the fact, you didn't. 1:41:46.840 --> 1:41:49.680 You didn't like just sing along on your merry way 1:41:49.720 --> 1:41:51.760 and you got your no because I was in no 1:41:51.880 --> 1:41:53.880 hurry to go to Lowsport all night. You didn't burn 1:41:53.920 --> 1:41:56.519 your steak dinner, you weren't given free desert, you weren't 1:41:56.560 --> 1:42:00.200 offer it's the rudeness. But you here's the here's if 1:42:00.200 --> 1:42:02.559 you're listening to this podcast, you tell me if people 1:42:02.600 --> 1:42:03.880 were route to you, would you put up with it? 1:42:04.120 --> 1:42:08.240 But no, here's a situation where you agree that there's 1:42:08.280 --> 1:42:10.720 no free dessert option here. You're not tell no, no, 1:42:10.880 --> 1:42:13.599 this free dessert. The woman says to me on the phone, 1:42:13.680 --> 1:42:16.280 We're terribly sorry this happen to you, all right, She says, 1:42:16.320 --> 1:42:18.519 I'm gonna have a regional manager on one of our 1:42:18.560 --> 1:42:20.680 management team call you. I said, well, can you get 1:42:20.720 --> 1:42:22.160 me in touch with the regional manager of the store. 1:42:22.400 --> 1:42:23.920 We'll know it's a franchise, stirt, we don't know who 1:42:23.960 --> 1:42:25.920 they are. She says, I'll have a manager reach out 1:42:26.000 --> 1:42:28.200 to you, one of our managers. I said, but can 1:42:28.280 --> 1:42:30.240 I have your address? I give you my address. You goes, 1:42:30.320 --> 1:42:35.880 I'm gonna send you coupons for free. Uh, it's bonus. 1:42:36.040 --> 1:42:38.200 So then I tweeted about it to all our listeners 1:42:38.560 --> 1:42:41.280 like I was like Taco Bell, and everyone was like podcast, 1:42:41.640 --> 1:42:46.120 podcast podcast. One person tweeted and said what happened? And 1:42:46.200 --> 1:42:49.360 I said, podcast, you know the show. I was gonna 1:42:49.360 --> 1:42:51.519 come to the podcast. So then so then so then 1:42:51.600 --> 1:42:54.759 Taco Bell the Taco Bell team sees my tweets because 1:42:54.760 --> 1:42:58.080 everybody's retweeting Taco Bell, and they're like, oh, Taco bellt 1:42:58.080 --> 1:43:00.920 your funk. Now, why aren't you nice and broad? You're fucked. 1:43:01.320 --> 1:43:03.400 So Taco Bell reached out to me direct message and 1:43:03.439 --> 1:43:06.120 they say, they say, um, hey, what's the problem. So 1:43:06.600 --> 1:43:09.880 I copy and paste basically from the last time this happened, 1:43:10.080 --> 1:43:11.960 and I changed the names in the location because it 1:43:12.040 --> 1:43:13.680 was different. So you pretty much threw them all onto 1:43:13.720 --> 1:43:16.360 the bush big bus and you know what, the bus 1:43:16.479 --> 1:43:18.240 was in the drive through, not in the parking space. 1:43:19.000 --> 1:43:21.439 So then they go, you know what, We're terribly sorry. 1:43:21.560 --> 1:43:24.479 We're gonna send you some coupons. And I said, can 1:43:24.520 --> 1:43:25.920 we have your email address? I give me the email 1:43:25.920 --> 1:43:29.479 address and they go, is this still your address? I go, yep. 1:43:29.640 --> 1:43:31.839 You know why because they saw it if they scrolled 1:43:31.920 --> 1:43:34.200 up and they said the last they said your stuff 1:43:34.200 --> 1:43:35.840 to the last time, right, which is, by the way, 1:43:35.960 --> 1:43:38.920 that's bonus free dessert. In my opinion, you weren't. You 1:43:39.000 --> 1:43:41.639 weren't looking for free dessert. You weren't owed free dessert 1:43:41.640 --> 1:43:44.760 because it wasn't so bad customer service. This is the 1:43:44.840 --> 1:43:46.879 problem with the coupons. Is if you used the coupons, 1:43:46.880 --> 1:43:50.120 you can't use the app. You can't pay. I gotta checks, 1:43:51.000 --> 1:43:53.240 and I understand the whole rudeness thing. And I'll sit 1:43:53.400 --> 1:43:55.720 right here. If we just go to Taco Bell and 1:43:55.800 --> 1:43:57.240 they asked you to get out of the drive through 1:43:57.320 --> 1:44:00.719 tweeting me, let me know that bullshit. But it is bullshit. 1:44:00.800 --> 1:44:02.880 But here's the problem with that. You're kind of it 1:44:02.920 --> 1:44:05.360 at there, You're at their mercy. You're you know, it 1:44:05.520 --> 1:44:07.840 wasn't in this specific case. Bertie, you know, I Love, 1:44:07.960 --> 1:44:11.639 I Love, And you went to a restaurant and they say, hey, Sary, 1:44:11.920 --> 1:44:14.519 is that Mr Jones? We're out of plates. Can you 1:44:14.640 --> 1:44:16.439 come in the kitchen and we'll just throw food in 1:44:16.479 --> 1:44:18.960 your mouth? Would you? Would you be okay with you? 1:44:19.840 --> 1:44:23.120 But that's not this circumstance. Hey, Mr Jones, we don't 1:44:23.120 --> 1:44:24.640 want our customers to wait for a table. We're a 1:44:24.680 --> 1:44:26.760 little busy. Can you go sit in the parking lot. 1:44:26.840 --> 1:44:29.160 We have a fold up table, a little bridge table 1:44:29.200 --> 1:44:30.599 and fold up. You can sit in the parking lot. 1:44:30.680 --> 1:44:32.200 Because we don't want you to wait for your buzzer 1:44:32.240 --> 1:44:33.720 to go off. We don't want to look like you're 1:44:33.720 --> 1:44:35.519 waiting for your table. So we're gonna like you sit 1:44:35.600 --> 1:44:38.840 in the food court. How about that? How about that? 1:44:39.600 --> 1:44:43.160 I'm just saying, listen, you're gonna love Taco Bell and like, 1:44:43.200 --> 1:44:45.519 don't tweet me, don't eat there. I love Taco Bell. 1:44:45.680 --> 1:44:49.960 You're going to pay a consequence if you piss them off. 1:44:50.240 --> 1:44:52.360 It was rude for them and obnoxious for them to 1:44:52.400 --> 1:44:55.080 ask you to move. Absolutely, but you're at their mercy. 1:44:55.479 --> 1:44:58.519 He stop. Yeah, he's not moving. That means they're angry. 1:44:58.640 --> 1:45:01.720 And when they're angry, they're gonna wipe the floors with 1:45:01.880 --> 1:45:04.639 your food. You're gonna do some damage. I'm still alive, 1:45:05.040 --> 1:45:06.960 I know, but I don't know it. Do you know? 1:45:07.040 --> 1:45:10.240 Make gallons of spit you've consumed over the years, and 1:45:10.400 --> 1:45:14.200 then to go a step further and and and sit 1:45:14.280 --> 1:45:17.560 in the spot and call corporate you that was a 1:45:17.680 --> 1:45:20.880 lot of extra time. I felt so good, I know, 1:45:21.040 --> 1:45:23.080 but I just want to get on your way because 1:45:23.080 --> 1:45:24.960 I was I was got something else to do, receive 1:45:25.080 --> 1:45:27.599 my MEXI melt no pico while I was dialing, Oh 1:45:27.840 --> 1:45:29.519 my god, it and I was checking to make sure 1:45:29.560 --> 1:45:31.680 that it messed up my order. I did. I did. 1:45:31.760 --> 1:45:35.080 By the way I looked in the in the soft taco, 1:45:35.600 --> 1:45:37.640 I unrolled it. I looked for a little spit. I 1:45:37.720 --> 1:45:39.800 did look. I have to say I didn't see it. 1:45:39.840 --> 1:45:42.599 Sounds fine. There's no pubic hair and I didn't see 1:45:42.600 --> 1:45:45.479 any pubs. No pubs. Pubs did I just ripped something 1:45:45.520 --> 1:45:49.000 out and just threw it. But I'm forgetting something. Fuck 1:45:49.080 --> 1:45:52.160 you Rosita, fuck you Shaniko, would know you and fuck 1:45:52.200 --> 1:45:54.680 you ed with no name tag funk all three of 1:45:54.760 --> 1:46:02.160 you don't know where you're from or I'm from Wenna. 1:46:02.200 --> 1:46:05.920 Put that ship on it. Take take from anybody. I 1:46:06.760 --> 1:46:12.400 screw the song rockin Boys brock Brock