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Speaker 1: It's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast fifty two. Like a deck
Speaker 1: of cards, fifty two and ice are blue. Not, it's not,
Speaker 1: it's not definitely fifty two, absolutely fifty two because fifty
Speaker 1: one was last week and fifty was the bonus episode
Speaker 1: with the unbeat phone taps. By the way, people have
Speaker 1: been asking, hey, you're gonna do that again. Look, it
Speaker 1: was a special thing, and we explained it because you
Speaker 1: listen in order you know why. It's hard to do that.
Speaker 1: Not everyone that gets phone tapped wants their disgusting perversion
Speaker 1: and profanity unbeeped out in the real world. Right, These
Speaker 1: were ones that we were able to do. We've got
Speaker 1: a few others we may whip out for episode seventy five.
Speaker 1: Keep listening, or if we if this thing is going
Speaker 1: into tank fast, our last episode, Yeah, we'll just put
Speaker 1: them all out there for you. Oh man, I got
Speaker 1: chocolate under my fingernails, eat my strawberries again. No, this
Speaker 1: time it was Jimmy Fallon's fault. By the way, Jimmy
Speaker 1: Fallon awesome guest on The Big Show this week. He
Speaker 1: was in studio in case you don't listen or know
Speaker 1: what the Big Show is, Elviustra in the Morning Show
Speaker 1: on Wednesday, the twelve September, guest Jimmy Fallon wasn't even
Speaker 1: a guest. He was a co host for two and
Speaker 1: a half hours, and he brought with him. He's Jimmy
Speaker 1: Fallon ice cream that Ben and Jerry's makes. Oh, it's
Speaker 1: the Tonight dough. The Tonight dough. I love that. He
Speaker 1: used to do late late night snack or something like that.
Speaker 1: And then he got the Tonight Show. He had changed
Speaker 1: change ice cream, so he left something the freezer and
Speaker 1: uh I part I partook, and I partook some of it.
Speaker 1: You did partook? You said, break me off a piece, Yeah,
Speaker 1: like pinch me off a loaf, pinch that gat, break
Speaker 1: me off a piece of that kick cat bar what?
Speaker 1: And then I brought I gave you half. You gave
Speaker 1: me half because I don't want the calories. Man, I
Speaker 1: just broke into that summer sausage over there. You see
Speaker 1: that we have summer. We have so much food. Brody,
Speaker 1: here it comes. It's fourth quarter, you know, it's this
Speaker 1: is it straight through to the holidays. This is it.
Speaker 1: This is what I'm on the game. And I gotta
Speaker 1: tell you. I am seven pounds less than I was
Speaker 1: last year at this time. So if I could just
Speaker 1: hold myself a toe in an accident. Yeah, So when
Speaker 1: I do my dr fatlaws in January, if I could
Speaker 1: stay this way, I will be seven pounds even better.
Speaker 1: You know, I'll best my way. Okay, now will you
Speaker 1: or will you make your target goal? Seven pounds? Okay?
Speaker 1: Oh no, no no, uh, I gotta no, no no no.
Speaker 1: I want to lose the same at every year. And
Speaker 1: I swear it's it's tough because it's also alamar season. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so everyone listen. If you don't love Malamar's, you're you
Speaker 1: missing out. But here's the thing about malamars, and I
Speaker 1: said this to Elvis this morning. Malamars for me are
Speaker 1: the saddest cookie candy thing because they represent the end
Speaker 1: of summer. Have you live in in cold weather? Spice
Speaker 1: does that for me? Now? But here's the thing, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but way before pumpkin spice existed. The secret to Malamar's
Speaker 1: They don't sell them during the summer because the chocolate
Speaker 1: will melt and the malamar's get ruined in the trucks,
Speaker 1: So they only have them during cold weather times or
Speaker 1: in cold weather climate places where it's not hot, so
Speaker 1: the chocolate shell can stay like a chocolate shell, right,
Speaker 1: And they because they don't want to pay for the
Speaker 1: refrigeration of the trucks, it's better for them to just
Speaker 1: bring them back when the summer is over. But when
Speaker 1: you see them, it means wat wat, the summer is over.
Speaker 1: I know people who buy malamars and if you don't
Speaker 1: know what they are, it's like a s'mores. It's like
Speaker 1: it's it's like at cookie and then it's got the
Speaker 1: marshmallow on top of that and it's the whole thing
Speaker 1: to veloped in chocolate. So I know people who buy
Speaker 1: them for the entire sea year. They put them in
Speaker 1: the best of the freezer. How long can they last?
Speaker 1: What do you mean it's a freezer. They're not a sponsor,
Speaker 1: by the way, No, not a sponsor. They'd like to be.
Speaker 1: They're more than welcome to. Yeah, let's bring those on.
Speaker 1: I'd love to talk about them. And by the way,
Speaker 1: if you love the podcast, you gotta take it with
Speaker 1: all the blemishes. You know, you have that, that and
Speaker 1: all and all the details. Right, So if there's one
Speaker 1: jingle you don't love, we hope you like everything else.
Speaker 1: And if there's one thing Scary says, you go, oh,
Speaker 1: I wish you wouldn't say that, you take it with everything.
Speaker 1: The snow the snowflake change. No, not yet, not well.
Speaker 1: Somebody tweeted me like, hey, could you ask Scary not
Speaker 1: to do this? And I was like, no, I'm not
Speaker 1: doing that. There's no way to do I'm not doing
Speaker 1: what it will tell you what it was that I'm
Speaker 1: we gotta tweet for listening. The tweet was from someone
Speaker 1: who regularly tweets us. I'm not gonna mention his name
Speaker 1: because they're really good guy, but he's like, it really
Speaker 1: bothers me when Scary breathes heavy into the mic, and
Speaker 1: and I was like, we're gonna do about that? Am
Speaker 1: I really breathing heavy into the Sometimes you this is
Speaker 1: what you do. Sometimes you go you do that. That's
Speaker 1: not that's not a breathe heavy, that's a that's a
Speaker 1: wind up life. That's me bring my mouth to talk, right.
Speaker 1: And so they asked me if I could ask you
Speaker 1: not to do that, not to talk, But how am
Speaker 1: I going to bring it up first? And we'll not
Speaker 1: to go Like, but that's how you do it. That's
Speaker 1: what I just read. Redesign your whole life, rewire your brains,
Speaker 1: not like that's like, don't find fault. So like, if
Speaker 1: you don't like one of the commercials, we do, enjoy
Speaker 1: everything else we do. We try to make them fun.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Just enjoy the ride. Don't look
Speaker 1: for things like oh that I don't like that jingle
Speaker 1: the show openers, not my faith? Just did? I do
Speaker 1: like constructive criticism absolutely, but you know what I like
Speaker 1: even better ideas like oh, I like, what do you do?
Speaker 1: But how about try this? Yeah? By that? And then
Speaker 1: which case at some point we'll go. You know, you
Speaker 1: can always text us. And we got a text today
Speaker 1: that said, hey, where my Brooklyn Boys at. It just
Speaker 1: came in a little while ago. That's what I wanted
Speaker 1: to say. We got text this morning, We got several
Speaker 1: several this morning that said it's Brooklyn Boys Thursday. And
Speaker 1: I was thinking like thing. It's a thing for our
Speaker 1: listeners because we mostly do BBT. I was thinking, like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's a it's BBT happy BBT BBT. Isn't that something
Speaker 1: on the spray the bugs Killer? If you're looking for
Speaker 1: like some like like a partner or something, they say
Speaker 1: they're looking for a BBT. No, that's BBW. That's a
Speaker 1: big beautiful woman. Oh right, didn't you spray this on
Speaker 1: spraying the podcast? I just said that I'm scrolling. I'm
Speaker 1: scrolling to the text anyway. So so yeah, where my
Speaker 1: Brooklyn boys at? Says this person? I called them back?
Speaker 1: Who is this? Tagan? Where's Sarah? Sarah? That's alternative music reference?
Speaker 1: Where are you? Where are you from? I'm from Omaha, Nebraska.
Speaker 1: I know. I was just gonna say where you steaks
Speaker 1: come from. Let me ask you this because we are
Speaker 1: in other parts of the country and we're telling everybody
Speaker 1: when we do our Omaha bit to go to the website.
Speaker 1: Do you get to actually just go run up to
Speaker 1: the factory? Do you know? I know where the factory
Speaker 1: is on the door and get that discount. I don't see,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I wish, I wish that's how it works.
Speaker 1: But I have no idea. I love that Omaha Steaks
Speaker 1: is in Omaha. But there are places that have like
Speaker 1: a city or a state in their name and they're
Speaker 1: not there, right like Manhattan Bagel Hat Bagels and Jersey
Speaker 1: it's hat Bagel. It's Nott style Bagel's. That's where they
Speaker 1: get the name. But all the Steaks. Actually this is
Speaker 1: not a commercial but not not They are sponsors, but
Speaker 1: not a commercial, not this time. So that's near Council Bluffs,
Speaker 1: isn't it. Yeah, yeah, across the river. Now why do
Speaker 1: I know that? Cause how do you know that? I
Speaker 1: watch Bar Rescue with that guy John Taffer. Who could
Speaker 1: he he goes into the bars, Well, first he puts
Speaker 1: under surveillance with his people, and then he sees like
Speaker 1: you know, rat droppings all over the place, or he
Speaker 1: he sees people doing terrible things behind the counter, like
Speaker 1: co workers, like he fight getting into fights, like like
Speaker 1: a really disgusting, decrepit bar and restaurant. And then he'll
Speaker 1: run in with the cameras and he'll be like shut
Speaker 1: it down, he screams, and John Taffer, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm talking about? Oh yeah, well, yeah, I know the
Speaker 1: bar that you're actually talking about specific You're you're a
Speaker 1: step ahead of me. He knows what, he knows what
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say. So there was an episode of Bar
Speaker 1: Rescue where they focused on a bar in Council Bluffs
Speaker 1: by the way, because so every ball is that the
Speaker 1: only town you know in the breast other Oma but anyway,
Speaker 1: but that's neither here nor there. So yeah, so so apparently,
Speaker 1: so John Taffer goes in and by the end of
Speaker 1: the episode he has a makeover, and the bar is
Speaker 1: great again and everyone's getting along in life is awesome.
Speaker 1: What was the name of that place? It was like
Speaker 1: crazy something I don't even know it was. It was
Speaker 1: oh face the bar, oh faya? So so okay, So
Speaker 1: John Taffer came in, they did their renovations. Have you
Speaker 1: been there since? I'd love to know, because they never
Speaker 1: show you what happens afterwards. No, I actually haven't been there,
Speaker 1: but from what I hear, I'm pretty sure this is accurate.
Speaker 1: He ended up leading because there was so much drama.
Speaker 1: He ended up not even dealing the bar Rescue because
Speaker 1: in the place was that horrible. What was going on,
Speaker 1: like like people were sleeping with each other's girlfriends, and
Speaker 1: like there was so much like intermingling, and like the
Speaker 1: bartenders didn't want to work. They sat behind the counter
Speaker 1: on their asses. They were the glasses were dirty and everything. Right,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and I'm pretty sure at one point, I mean,
Speaker 1: I think there's still funnage of it where the owner
Speaker 1: or one of the managers or something like that paid
Speaker 1: one of the employees to go beat someone up. Or
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't know how that work that we
Speaker 1: call that in Brooklyn? What do we call that in Brooklyn?
Speaker 1: Up beat? A regular average day? Anyway, thank you for
Speaker 1: listening to the podcast. Do you have any constructive criticism
Speaker 1: or things that you might want to get off your
Speaker 1: chest right now? Because this isn't a lot of people
Speaker 1: want to be called. And they were like, dude, why
Speaker 1: did that person get the talk on the podcast? And
Speaker 1: I didn't. Well here's your shot. Well you don't want
Speaker 1: the only thing I really gotta see if you if
Speaker 1: you want recognition, you know, you gotta give you a
Speaker 1: Brookly voice from love. I mean, you guys love right
Speaker 1: on the back. So that's really is, you know, And uh,
Speaker 1: I'm getting off getting it up, getting some stuff off
Speaker 1: my chest. I mean, I love you guys, you Fox you,
Speaker 1: I mean the bomb dot com. I'm not even kidding you, guys,
Speaker 1: don't please more of you? Yeah, more of you? Well,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for list. Thanks man. We're gonna
Speaker 1: give you an imaginary T shirt, all right, I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: On December. We gotta get T shirts Brodie. Thank you. Hey.
Speaker 1: Speaking of T shirts, I want to spend send a
Speaker 1: thank you to Lisa Bates um people is the sister
Speaker 1: of Master. Yeah, that's right. I'm sure she's never heard
Speaker 1: that before. Lisa Bates lives in Texas, Uh, sister of Norman.
Speaker 1: I'm sure she's never heard that before. And a couple
Speaker 1: of weeks ago, she sent me a picture of a
Speaker 1: billboard and it was a restaurant called Brodie Steakhouse. Now
Speaker 1: what she didn't know is I like to collect shirts
Speaker 1: from businesses that are named Brodie. That's spelled it the
Speaker 1: same way I do b R O D Y, and
Speaker 1: like Brodie's Bar and Grill, Brodie's Sports Bar, Brodie's Burger's
Speaker 1: in San Diego, Brodie's School of Medicine in North Carolina,
Speaker 1: I think, and I get I get shirts from there,
Speaker 1: and it's got my name on it. I think I
Speaker 1: mentioned I mentioned Brodie Stevens. Brodie Stevens is a comedian
Speaker 1: and he's got these great shirts that he made up
Speaker 1: and let's say, uh, enjoy Brodie right, like a call
Speaker 1: a shirt. And so I hit him up on Facebook
Speaker 1: on Twitter rather we're friends on on social media, and
Speaker 1: he's like, oh, man, I'll send your shirt. So I
Speaker 1: got a shirt looks like cocola shirt but says enjoy Brodie's. Uh.
Speaker 1: So she sent me the picture of brodie Steakhouse. She says,
Speaker 1: I thought of you, and then I think I read
Speaker 1: this last week where she says only things on the
Speaker 1: menu are no scallions, diet coke, no ice, and uh,
Speaker 1: I think it was and Hinds Catcher, and so I
Speaker 1: wrote it back. I said, that's fantastic, hilarious. I gotta
Speaker 1: call them and get a shirt. They're in Benton, Texas,
Speaker 1: I have personally, you've never heard of Benton, Texas. I
Speaker 1: know who they are now where they are because I
Speaker 1: looked it up. And that was like Monday Thursday. After
Speaker 1: the podcastle I get to my desk and as a
Speaker 1: package and I opened the package and Lisa sent me
Speaker 1: a beautiful shirt in my size extra large um from
Speaker 1: brodie Steakhouse, which is so appropriate, so freaking steakcast so good.
Speaker 1: So I just want to say thank you to Lisa.
Speaker 1: She paid for it enough to do that. Number two,
Speaker 1: if you see a place that has like Brodie's Bagels
Speaker 1: in Manhattan, uh, definitely take a picture of it and
Speaker 1: send it to me so I can call and get
Speaker 1: a shirt. And the same goes for Scary. But you're
Speaker 1: not gonna find SK's not gonna find um. I will
Speaker 1: say this, Lisa got me a Steakhouse shirt without me asking,
Speaker 1: before you got me a steak dinner. Huh. By the way,
Speaker 1: sometimes you become so desperate to get that Brody thing
Speaker 1: in there that like the time that we got the
Speaker 1: Martin Broder bobblehead former goalie the Jersey Devils. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: Brody decides to scratch out paper over the end of
Speaker 1: his name and put a y. Yeah. Well, you know, uh,
Speaker 1: every nobody named Brody has ever played in the NFL
Speaker 1: or Major League Baseball. That spells it my way, never
Speaker 1: in the history of Americans before, right, No, not that either.
Speaker 1: You've also had a Brody Miller. There's a guy in
Speaker 1: the minor leagues named Brody is a first name, but
Speaker 1: he spells it with an I E. Right, it doesn't
Speaker 1: spell the W I do. But like when I see
Speaker 1: a Tom Brady jersey, I go off his name was
Speaker 1: Tom Brody. My name would be like so much more
Speaker 1: famous a Pats fan. No, I'd have to cover up
Speaker 1: the logo of the shirt, but I don't know because
Speaker 1: I'd be getting free break. I would have to pay
Speaker 1: extra for my name on. It would already be there.
Speaker 1: So if you see a shirt there's there's a place
Speaker 1: in I think it's North Carolina, could be South Carolina.
Speaker 1: I'm a no offense to the Carolinas um. But it's
Speaker 1: called Brodie's Sports Bar and Grill, and they I have
Speaker 1: to get the shirt. It's a baseball player, uh. And
Speaker 1: the logo I mean we have listeners from council Bluffs.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, so thank you Lisa for the shirt.
Speaker 1: That was very kind of you. Although my wife doesn't
Speaker 1: want me wearing red. He doesn't like me wearing red
Speaker 1: because she says it with my pale skin and my freckles,
Speaker 1: that it doesn't look good on me too much. Tell
Speaker 1: me again why she get married? So my wife tell
Speaker 1: me what colors not to wear. Your girlfriend tells you
Speaker 1: stuff all the time. Yes, she does. We we Okay.
Speaker 1: Being a relationship is a commitment, it's a sacrifice, it's
Speaker 1: a been a It's like I can tell your girlfriend's
Speaker 1: not sleeping over your house because you wes shirts you
Speaker 1: would never let you. It's called compromise, So compromise on things. Now.
Speaker 1: My wife doesn't tell me I can't wear red. She
Speaker 1: just says I look better and blues and greens whatever.
Speaker 1: But I love the shirt and I'm gonna wear it
Speaker 1: because I love it. But cowboy boot on it and
Speaker 1: on the back it's a cowboy riding like bucking Bronco
Speaker 1: and it says Brodie Steakhouse. I freaking love it. So
Speaker 1: there you go. Why isn't I looking at these two
Speaker 1: clips here that's say Connecticut versus New York pizza because
Speaker 1: I'm pissed. That's one of the things I'm pissed with
Speaker 1: you about. Get that guy on the phone that I
Speaker 1: gave me the number, get it ready? Pizza related? All Right,
Speaker 1: you and I do a Brooklyn Boys podcast? All Right?
Speaker 1: You and I have a pizza In the logo of
Speaker 1: a Brooklyn Boys podcast, which by the way. Someone says
Speaker 1: that we should pull a slice out so it looks
Speaker 1: more like a pizza. But and I told you look
Speaker 1: like a cue. You and I travel around New York
Speaker 1: sampling some of the best pizza in the world. Okay,
Speaker 1: I think I know you twenty years. We do a
Speaker 1: morning show together. We're both of the same neighborhoo in Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: We both grew up on the same Italian food, the
Speaker 1: same a classic, classic knowledge of good pizza. And then
Speaker 1: on today's show, you Son of a Bitch play the
Speaker 1: top light blue clip. You said this with Elvis today
Speaker 1: when we're talking about Connecticut. Now, the only problem between
Speaker 1: New Haven, Connecticut in New York City is we have
Speaker 1: this pizza war going on. You know, New Yorkers, we
Speaker 1: think we have the end all pizza. You know, this
Speaker 1: is pizza Heaven. People who live in New Haven disagree
Speaker 1: because there's a lot of great pizza up there. I
Speaker 1: challenge you, what scary is gonna name drop you. I'm
Speaker 1: from Brooklyn and I can see to New Haven. They've
Speaker 1: got the best clamp. The son of a Bitch? What
Speaker 1: did I say? Play the play the bottom clip played again?
Speaker 1: They added version from Brooklyn and I can see to
Speaker 1: new Haven. They the best clampie. They really do. Okay, stop, okay,
Speaker 1: right there, what did I say. I'm gonna say, listen
Speaker 1: to that one more time, said from Brooklyn, and I
Speaker 1: can see to new Haven They've got the best clampie. You.
Speaker 1: I can see to new Haven, they got the best clampie.
Speaker 1: You are not gonna find a better white clam pie
Speaker 1: in this country, better than Frank Peppy's in new Haven, Connecticut.
Speaker 1: End of story. In fact, I've never even seen anyone
Speaker 1: in Brooklyn or the five Borrows that attempts to make
Speaker 1: you haven't looked had come. First of all, the topic
Speaker 1: was pizza versus pizza. Second, Cramer versus cramer right. Second
Speaker 1: of all, nothing against Connecticut and Frank Peppi's has great
Speaker 1: clam pie. They do right. The whole state, though, is
Speaker 1: known for one pizza place and one I know the
Speaker 1: other ones that are good. Nor Sally's is just as
Speaker 1: good modern pizza. Know, I know they've got a few
Speaker 1: of them. All right. My point is, if you had
Speaker 1: said they have the best clampie, can maybe tollerate that
Speaker 1: the fact that you had a qualify it by saying
Speaker 1: I'm from Brooklyn, you put the shirt on, you put
Speaker 1: the logo of Brooklyn on your face, and you said
Speaker 1: I'm from Brooklyn and then representing everyone from Brooklyn, you
Speaker 1: threw into Connecticut. No, but I threw it. I'm Brooklyn
Speaker 1: proud that The point is my I actually was justifying
Speaker 1: and actually qualifying myself because I feel so strong passionate
Speaker 1: about being from Brooklyn that I know that that makes
Speaker 1: me feel more like I'm from Brooklyn. And I'm saying
Speaker 1: this meaning like we are the fucking best. Yes, so
Speaker 1: you don't think someone's got a clampie in Brooklyn, but
Speaker 1: I'm trying to say that I'm an authority being from Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: We have done of the best pizza in the country here,
Speaker 1: but you're not gonna find a better white clampie than
Speaker 1: Frank Peppy's Brooklyn White clam Pie. Don't try and prove
Speaker 1: me wrong. No, you know what. Hold on, I'm sure
Speaker 1: it's Listen, everyone knows the absolute Let's see grub Street.
Speaker 1: Ye oh, here's what they say. Hold on, I'm pulling
Speaker 1: it up. I mean, there's some great places like robert Is.
Speaker 1: There's some defarer we talk about lmbas morning or if.
Speaker 1: Even though you know I will say this, A lot
Speaker 1: of people are pizza centric from where they are born
Speaker 1: and they live and they were raised. I am a
Speaker 1: person who has traveled this country, and I can tell
Speaker 1: you that we have to stop living in a bubble brody.
Speaker 1: We can't. We have to stop being so centric and
Speaker 1: thinking that where we live and where we're from is
Speaker 1: the best of that. First, you have to be able
Speaker 1: to serve the pizza the clams in the shell. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's that's bullshit. That's right now, you're making me work. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Frank Pepper fighting to break a tooth. Here's what it
Speaker 1: says from grub Street. Frank Peppy's created in the nineteen sixties.
Speaker 1: Clam pizza natural fit for this region, the best marrying
Speaker 1: the local passion for pizza with the Long Island sounds
Speaker 1: abundance of excellent clams. Oh, I'm sorry. Some restaurants like
Speaker 1: Otto Toronto and uh Liamiko served the clam still in
Speaker 1: their shelves. That's b s That's yeah, not not right. Okay,
Speaker 1: But according to this article, the absolute best Reggiano's brick
Speaker 1: Oven Pizza A boy Rhodes, Staten Island, Tottonville section. Okay,
Speaker 1: who's that written? By who paid them from street if
Speaker 1: there's an episode. Okay, let me tell you something the
Speaker 1: grub streets being like they're on the take. Somebody knows
Speaker 1: someone at that pizzeria. I never heard of that place
Speaker 1: in my life. Number two best clam pie Motorino's Motorino
Speaker 1: multiple locations. No, that's moderate. That's a chain. You cannot
Speaker 1: you cannot tell me a chain restaurant has the best piece.
Speaker 1: Who whoa auto choke? Basilli's is a chain that the
Speaker 1: multiple locations. We love the pizza said, Hold on m
Speaker 1: O T O R I N O. Motorino Motorinos. Yeah, Motorino's.
Speaker 1: Number three. Hold on Franny's in Brooklyn, Flatbush Avenue, balk Slope.
Speaker 1: I know that place, Yeah you do. They should bar
Speaker 1: you from going in there. Pasqual Jones on Mulberry Street.
Speaker 1: I heard. That's another good one. They should not let
Speaker 1: you look at the clams with the lemon on the side.
Speaker 1: You should be ashamed of yourself. They shouldn't let you
Speaker 1: in the door. They should put up a picture you
Speaker 1: by the door. PiZZ Seria Sera Serenetta on Amsterdam Uptown
Speaker 1: in Manhattan. Look at this. This is the problem with you. Brodie,
Speaker 1: You're you're too narrow minded when it comes to things.
Speaker 1: I'm not narrow minded. Listen, Frank went to friend and
Speaker 1: I found it a great slice of pizza. Yes, I
Speaker 1: understand that I had Frank Peppy's last weekend. It's fantastic.
Speaker 1: Nothing against Connecticut order. What I'm saying is, you can
Speaker 1: say it's fantastic. In order to you don't go to Feu. Don't.
Speaker 1: You don't live in Philadelphia, and you don't say, I
Speaker 1: gotta be honest with you, the best Chafe steak is
Speaker 1: in Delaware. You don't do it. You don't. You just
Speaker 1: clam up pun intended. You don't say. What I'm saying is,
Speaker 1: in order to be a far an authority on the situation,
Speaker 1: in order to have a really valid opinion, you need
Speaker 1: to have experienced a lot of different a lot of
Speaker 1: good and bad around the country. So a lot of
Speaker 1: people like yourself are only judging because that's where you live.
Speaker 1: That's what you're from. Boy on this podcast, Like when
Speaker 1: people like people like telling me, like like you know,
Speaker 1: oh you gotta try you gotta try this Chiefe steak
Speaker 1: here in Philly. That's great. But if you've never been
Speaker 1: out of Philadelphia. Then I can't take your opinion seriously.
Speaker 1: You need to have tried all of them around the country.
Speaker 1: You need to have gone places. Look, I'm not saying
Speaker 1: that frank Peppee's doesn't have the best clam pizza, but
Speaker 1: that's what I said. And New Haven they've got the
Speaker 1: best clam pie. They do. You can't concede to anybody
Speaker 1: anywhere you're from in this country. You know where you're
Speaker 1: listening to this podcast. You're from Iowa, you're from Texas,
Speaker 1: you're from Nebraska. Your ship is the ship. I just
Speaker 1: feel like you're just you just listen. Love Frank Peppi's.
Speaker 1: I love New Haven. I was. I was in that
Speaker 1: area last week for a big chart. I know it's great.
Speaker 1: I just feel like, I don't know. I think if
Speaker 1: you had said I'm from Brooklyn and it's it's amazing pizza,
Speaker 1: I think everyone would have been happy with that. I
Speaker 1: just don't think you can you can go. I'm deferring
Speaker 1: as when the white flag, the white clamp flag. When
Speaker 1: I say it's the best, you also got to realize
Speaker 1: that it's it's me saying it's like something is the best?
Speaker 1: Is it generic? So you didn't mean the best. You
Speaker 1: meant it's great, it's the best. It can be tied
Speaker 1: for the best. So you didn't mean it's the best.
Speaker 1: I took you literally. And again, if if if Peppi's
Speaker 1: wants to send White Clamp of the podcast, your pizza
Speaker 1: is fantastic. They I just don't like the way. I
Speaker 1: don't like the way you phrase it. That's all you didn't. Okay,
Speaker 1: Well I have um somebody who wrote us. They were
Speaker 1: just on the phone. Is just the pizza problem? Yeah? Uh,
Speaker 1: Cameron Ford fld A. Cameron answered, yeah, no, he was
Speaker 1: just on the line with us and then he just
Speaker 1: got man, what to talk to you, Cammie boy? Does
Speaker 1: he know that we're calling or he doesn't know if
Speaker 1: you're talking to him here? He didn't hear it? Well,
Speaker 1: that's right because we're not live. I think he tweeted
Speaker 1: me and I told him the email me. Anyway, he said,
Speaker 1: what would I do in this situation? He ordered two pizzas,
Speaker 1: not from any place we've mentioned, not in the fine
Speaker 1: establishments that we deal with. He didn't say where the
Speaker 1: place local to him, and he said, I ordered two pizzas.
Speaker 1: One of the pizzas had two dead bugs on it
Speaker 1: when it arrived. The other pizza did not, and he
Speaker 1: wanted to know if I would eat the second pizza
Speaker 1: didn't have any bugs on it. So before I answer,
Speaker 1: what would you do? Make my decision on the fly?
Speaker 1: I would I would eat the second pizza and will
Speaker 1: complain and get my free dessert. Oh, don't get me wrong,
Speaker 1: I absolutely so okay, this is okay, So you're not
Speaker 1: going for the even as night? Would you eat the
Speaker 1: second pizza? Would I eat the second pizza? What if
Speaker 1: there was one bug on each pizza and one walked
Speaker 1: over to the other one, like you know, before I
Speaker 1: put him in the box. So I heard that every
Speaker 1: time a bug lands, like a fly, it throws up.
Speaker 1: You know that? Yeah, so every time every time a
Speaker 1: fly could be a house fly, fruit fly, anything that
Speaker 1: flies with wings, they land and then they throw up.
Speaker 1: That's what they do. It's a little bit of like
Speaker 1: a digestive acid. So when it's to break down the food.
Speaker 1: Do you ever see the movie The Fly with Jeff
Speaker 1: Goldblum A long time ago, long time ago, great movie.
Speaker 1: So he am I gonna tell you anything about the
Speaker 1: movie other than he becomes half man, half fly. Right,
Speaker 1: and so he vomits on things before he eats it. Right.
Speaker 1: But that but that's your flies do if you if
Speaker 1: you would hold, if you look under a microscope and
Speaker 1: the fly just lands on your this is what's really happening.
Speaker 1: As soon as the fly lands, right, but you don't
Speaker 1: see it because it's microscott Right. So when the fly
Speaker 1: lands on your steak and you brush it away too late? Yeah,
Speaker 1: when the fly lands on your corn on the cob
Speaker 1: and you brush it away because once it lands, it vomits, right.
Speaker 1: So that's a true story. No, No, So here's the thing.
Speaker 1: The bugs were dead. It was two bees, they two
Speaker 1: beans in a pod. Were they dead from being it
Speaker 1: in the hot box with the lid closed or did
Speaker 1: something in the pizza poison them with death? I'm guessing
Speaker 1: they had too much oil in their system. I think that.
Speaker 1: I think that whatever it was lactose intolerant bees not. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they definitely that was not their natural environment. They're used
Speaker 1: to pollinating flowers. But had the bees get in there
Speaker 1: where they flying around the restaurant? Yeah, and they were
Speaker 1: touching all kinds of filthy So how could on the
Speaker 1: other pizza they could have? One could have been flying
Speaker 1: in the restaurant. I don't know if I want to
Speaker 1: eat the other pizza. Now, what if you could be
Speaker 1: but it was two on one pie. Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: a two You haven't watched that movie Two Girls, One pie?
Speaker 1: Who grew up? Two girls? No? Two? Wanna pie too?
Speaker 1: Wanna pie? It's hot? Let me tell you. Well, Uh so,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I would delete the other pizza. I
Speaker 1: would have to make the assumption that the bee didn't
Speaker 1: land on the other pie. I would have to go
Speaker 1: with what I know. And and you know, out of sight,
Speaker 1: out of mind, you know what they say that right,
Speaker 1: And I didn't see it happen, so I can't prove it.
Speaker 1: It's like when I was a taco bell in the woods.
Speaker 1: The tree falls, but what does anybody here? Did it happen?
Speaker 1: That's that's not the expression does anybody here? It is
Speaker 1: not the expression. The expression expressions if a tree falls
Speaker 1: in the forest and no one's there to hear, it
Speaker 1: didn't make a sound. It did make a sound that
Speaker 1: There are people that will argue that if you don't
Speaker 1: have the ear to calib to to translate the waves
Speaker 1: in the air, then it didn't really make a sound.
Speaker 1: But if you had a recording device, it would pick
Speaker 1: up the sound, it would make a sound. Well my
Speaker 1: point is if I didn't see the bee on a pie,
Speaker 1: I need to see it. Well, that was always my
Speaker 1: thing when I when I left Taco Bell. And this
Speaker 1: is nothing against Taco Bell the company. When I go
Speaker 1: in on them today, when I talked about when I
Speaker 1: tell you later about Taco Bell. When I had the
Speaker 1: problem and I drove off, I know you always say it.
Speaker 1: I was like, did did they did? An? I was
Speaker 1: pitting my food and then I thought, I don't care.
Speaker 1: It's got cheesy. But you didn't feel the same way
Speaker 1: that that you when you make a complaint and they've
Speaker 1: corrected your order and they're like, well, that's why I'm
Speaker 1: always polite about it. But I was not polite a
Speaker 1: Taco Bell. It got ugly. Okay, Then they definitely took
Speaker 1: a ship in your taco It's possible because if you're
Speaker 1: rude to me, I may not care. I don't care
Speaker 1: how fucked up I am or how much how much
Speaker 1: I screwed up. I swear to God, if you get
Speaker 1: lad with me, I'm taking your ship in the back
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna do a poopa. May I may have
Speaker 1: had a pissodia. Yeah, I may have had one of those.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna I'm gonna talk about and we'll get
Speaker 1: to the rant a minute. Um, I'm gonna excreta in
Speaker 1: your gordita. So bottom line is you eat the other pizza.
Speaker 1: I don't know what I would do, So do us
Speaker 1: a favor, uh tweet us at David Brody, at Scary
Speaker 1: Jones at Brooklyn Boys, WTF, which we still haven't gotten changed.
Speaker 1: And let us know eating the pizza, no pizza, not
Speaker 1: eating the pizza. Let us know what are you laughing about? Nothing?
Speaker 1: Those terribly uh were um the alliteration on what we
Speaker 1: just those words that we made up. Oh yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna pissodia. That's not a literation. Popa in your poopa
Speaker 1: and you that's just the rhyme. It's still it's it's
Speaker 1: also a visual. It's pretty bad, pretty bad, Jimmy Chonga.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, all right, let's move on. I don't want
Speaker 1: to best the company because it's a franchise. I want
Speaker 1: to best the franchise anyway. So so back to the pizza. Uh. So,
Speaker 1: bottom line is I'm not eating you need it, I
Speaker 1: would eat it, Yeah, because I didn't see it here.
Speaker 1: Now we will see even now you see what the
Speaker 1: thing is. If you can and complain, they're gonna send
Speaker 1: you spit on pizza. Speaking of pizza, we have to
Speaker 1: thank our friends at Grand Prix Motors. Oh, you probably
Speaker 1: saw the pictures we posted on social media. They didn't know,
Speaker 1: but they didn't see the pizza. Okay, they just knew
Speaker 1: we were coming home. Bro. We go to client meetings
Speaker 1: all the time, and usually the stuffy, boring conference room meetings.
Speaker 1: So we go to Grand Prix Motors on corn on
Speaker 1: the Avenue in Brooklyn, which is like where we grew up.
Speaker 1: It's not far. And the guys who worked there, Ralph
Speaker 1: and and and Steve, they listen all the time. In fact,
Speaker 1: Steve allowed his daughter to cut class at Wagner College. Alla, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry she was sick that day. Yeah, I had
Speaker 1: to come and hang out with us because they were
Speaker 1: you know, we were we were chilling. And anyway, we
Speaker 1: show up and they go come into the conference come in,
Speaker 1: come in, and the conference room was a kitchen, and
Speaker 1: the kitchen had boxes of elements pizza which up from Brooklyn,
Speaker 1: and they don't make I'm gonna say, hands down the
Speaker 1: best upside down pizza in Brooklyn. Yeah. And by the way,
Speaker 1: they don't make clampie there don't, but but if they did,
Speaker 1: it be better. These guys know the way to our
Speaker 1: hearts then the same way that and it's through our stomachs,
Speaker 1: by the way, the same way we did that, and
Speaker 1: and we hung out with them and they knew us.
Speaker 1: Is the same type of relationship you can get to
Speaker 1: develop with these guys when you go to their website
Speaker 1: and women there were plenty of women. Guy, Grand Prix,
Speaker 1: by the way, you followed all of them on social media.
Speaker 1: It's nice. How did you know I did? Because you
Speaker 1: asked them all for this social I did. So. It's
Speaker 1: Grand Prix Motors dot com g R A N D
Speaker 1: p r i X Motors dot Com. Was very rainy
Speaker 1: that day because people are like, oh, where were they?
Speaker 1: You know you can do take pictures by the cars.
Speaker 1: First of all, to be honest with you, is rainy,
Speaker 1: and it was not a good day to take pictures.
Speaker 1: But we were eating the pizza and we were meeting
Speaker 1: everyone who works there. So we're walking around like a
Speaker 1: bunch of bones, like sauce everywhere, and then we're getting
Speaker 1: to know the people in the office. And while we
Speaker 1: did that, we really it really hit us, why, you know,
Speaker 1: because we got to learn about the business. There was
Speaker 1: all the desks, people answering the phones and talking to people,
Speaker 1: and you could hear they get you cars you call them.
Speaker 1: They said, most of their business is online. They don't
Speaker 1: even meet the people. Sometimes they don't. It's that easy.
Speaker 1: Wait a second, I'm like going into a dealership and
Speaker 1: you know with the whole thing in the back and forth,
Speaker 1: that's our parents, that's our grandparents. A lot of people
Speaker 1: don't do it that way anymore. They go to test
Speaker 1: drive a car the one they like. Once they get
Speaker 1: day zone in on that, they just shop for the
Speaker 1: best price online or on the phone. So now you
Speaker 1: can do that grand promotives. You can tell them what
Speaker 1: you're looking for, or you give them an idea of
Speaker 1: what you're looking for, size of the car, type of car.
Speaker 1: They'll do all the price shopping for you. They'll get
Speaker 1: you a price quote, they'll put you in a car hours.
Speaker 1: Correct now if you ship at to your house. If
Speaker 1: you mentioned the Brooklyn Boys the Brooklyn Boys podcast to
Speaker 1: give you a hundred dollars off. No, if you lease
Speaker 1: the car from them, get the car mentioned in Brooklyn Boys,
Speaker 1: and then hit them with that d a hundred dollars
Speaker 1: catch back. Their phone number is seven eight six eight
Speaker 1: eight eight to two two, and it's if you want
Speaker 1: to go see them for us, Like it's in the
Speaker 1: hub of like all the really good restaurants and pizza places. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you can go there if you want, but you
Speaker 1: know what, you're probably gonna wind up doing it online anyway,
Speaker 1: because it's like a no hassle situation. They they get
Speaker 1: all the prices and you know what, I what I
Speaker 1: gotta kicked out of. They all walk around with the
Speaker 1: air buds, the air pods, the Apple earphones, air pods,
Speaker 1: and as we're talking to them like hold on, yeah,
Speaker 1: what kind of car do you want? Yeah, So they
Speaker 1: were closing deals like that. I reminded me of you
Speaker 1: closing deals helping people out Grand Prix looders dot com
Speaker 1: and they're giving you that they're getting the best offer
Speaker 1: for you doing all the shopping. And by the way,
Speaker 1: they also have other services there. They have an auto
Speaker 1: body shop, so they can take care of your car
Speaker 1: if you need it. Okay, they'll deliver the car to
Speaker 1: you too. Love love, love everybody at Grand Prix Motors.
Speaker 1: Thanks guys. All right, So, uh, I want to talk
Speaker 1: about post malone. I got unused joke, probably that you
Speaker 1: are better now, not that I love. No, I want
Speaker 1: to talk about what's speaking of cars. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to mention any particular deal of ships. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: But h I my wife drives a Honday. And by
Speaker 1: the way, it's pronounced Honday like Sunday. If you pronounced
Speaker 1: any other way, you're wrong. I'm just telling you it's
Speaker 1: not a Hyundai. It's not a Honda Hyundai like Sunday
Speaker 1: Honday hounda Honday bloody HOUNDAI and it's just another manic Honday. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I'll fight you. I'll fight you musically. My daughter,
Speaker 1: who learned to drive, recently got into a fender bend
Speaker 1: with her car and uh, it was no longer drive
Speaker 1: a bull. So my wife says, well, we gotta gotta
Speaker 1: put her. Let her use my car. She'll drive me
Speaker 1: to work, take my car. No, No, I'm not putting
Speaker 1: her in a in a pretty much new car. No,
Speaker 1: just she'll be fine. We'll take a practicing a lot
Speaker 1: of practice whatever. Anyway, the car, let's just say, got
Speaker 1: into another offender bend of two days face palm, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I told you so. And so I gotta get a
Speaker 1: little a little bit of body. We're not a lot.
Speaker 1: I need like a two plastic pieces on the side
Speaker 1: to go around the wheel well and uh, a little
Speaker 1: bit of scratches, a little scratches buffed out. Not a
Speaker 1: big deal. But you know how body stops all it
Speaker 1: looks transmission, it looks like nothing, and they'll go nine
Speaker 1: thousand dollars. But it's not a big deal. So I'm like,
Speaker 1: all right, well, I gotta go to hun Day to
Speaker 1: get the parts whatever. And I go online a bright
Speaker 1: shop for the parts. Okay, So we were at a
Speaker 1: big party and I meet someone at a party. You
Speaker 1: were there, And the girl says to me, oh my,
Speaker 1: uh yeah, I now work at this deal the ship
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. Go what do you sell we have
Speaker 1: bliss call that called Hounday's. I said, oh, Hounday's, I
Speaker 1: need parts from my car. I'm a big fan of
Speaker 1: the show. Whatever you need will to carry you will
Speaker 1: give you, will give you the price at cost. Whatever
Speaker 1: we got a body shop will to carry us. Okay, Oh,
Speaker 1: doing me a favor, that's great, Text me your number whatever.
Speaker 1: I texted the number. She just give me your VIN. Now,
Speaker 1: let me just say this, when someone's doing you a favor, okay,
Speaker 1: you can't complain. You can't rush them. You gotta work
Speaker 1: at that pace. You also can't correct them when they
Speaker 1: ask you for your VN number, So you hatta bite
Speaker 1: your tongue. And I had to bite my tongue because
Speaker 1: so I just wrote back, here's my VN. Like I
Speaker 1: like repeating it back, saying here's my N, here's my VIN,
Speaker 1: my vehicle identification number. You should have said that, No
Speaker 1: I No, I did not. I said here, here's my
Speaker 1: vehicle identification number. Here's my my VEN. I give her
Speaker 1: the VIN. She says, you know what, I get it
Speaker 1: to you by Friday. Who weeks go by? Hey, how
Speaker 1: well what's going on there? Oh it's I was still
Speaker 1: slam busy. But I'll take care of it this week.
Speaker 1: That was three and a half weeks ago. I sent
Speaker 1: one text just following up. I haven't heard back, So
Speaker 1: that favor is done. You can do be a favorite
Speaker 1: big shot. Oh, I worked in one day. I'll take
Speaker 1: care of you. No, okay. So then a buddy of
Speaker 1: mine says, hey, you know what I know a guy
Speaker 1: he's a friend of my wife's, works at a Hundai dealership.
Speaker 1: He'll take care of you. Here's this information. I go, oh,
Speaker 1: it's great. He goes, you know, they go s ask for,
Speaker 1: ask for for. We'll call him Pete for Janice called
Speaker 1: s for Pete. That was reference. So I get in
Speaker 1: touch with Pete. Pete's like, oh, listen to the show
Speaker 1: love you guys. Oh that's great. Yeah, I know this
Speaker 1: woman's your friend of my friends. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah. Whatever you need, hook you up, we'll give
Speaker 1: it to your host sale parts. I got a cheap
Speaker 1: body shop, take care of it, no problem. This is great.
Speaker 1: You're the girl didn't get back to me. This is great.
Speaker 1: So I sent him the phote aographs. He also says
Speaker 1: to me again, he works in a card dealership. He
Speaker 1: says to me, I need a copy of your VEN number.
Speaker 1: So I send him my vin Yeah, and so he
Speaker 1: has the model information and he and and he and
Speaker 1: he says they got a body shop there. They carre
Speaker 1: of me. So, uh, I great. So he gives me
Speaker 1: the takes the parts, and he sends me back, We've
Speaker 1: got the parts. I give it to your cost. What's
Speaker 1: the cost, then get back to me. I said, so,
Speaker 1: I said, uh so that he texted me. Call him.
Speaker 1: He gives me his phone number on his email, emails
Speaker 1: me phone and he just called me. So I call
Speaker 1: him and he says, I want to get your price
Speaker 1: on the body work and the parts all in one
Speaker 1: shot and take care of you. But my body shop
Speaker 1: guy is out of town. Hey, at least he didn't ghost.
Speaker 1: You're like the last called on, he says. He says,
Speaker 1: my guys, this was like a Monday after the weekend.
Speaker 1: He was like, you can't touch of me. Monday, Monday,
Speaker 1: he says, my my body shop guys back Thursday. I'll
Speaker 1: get you to price Thursday. Great, Thursday. Nothing. Friday. I
Speaker 1: email him and I say, hey, I'm sure you're busy yesterday.
Speaker 1: Any updates. My guy's not back yet. It be back yesterday, Okay.
Speaker 1: After the weekend. I wait, I wait to wait. No.
Speaker 1: The week goes by and I shoot him an email. Nothing,
Speaker 1: I text him nothing, I email him nothing. It's appropriate
Speaker 1: he's in the car business because he's taking you for
Speaker 1: a ride. What is the point of offering to do
Speaker 1: someone a favor if you're not gonna do it. Look,
Speaker 1: I understand I'm gonna power. You should email them both
Speaker 1: back and correct him on the number thing, like you
Speaker 1: know what you didn't it's a fan's right. Oh I'm
Speaker 1: so mad now. But then when my point is, when
Speaker 1: people are sitting to your favor, it's like, oh, you
Speaker 1: know what, I'll help you paint. I have one of those.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I could talk about it, about
Speaker 1: the guy and that piece of electronics that I was, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not even gonna even I'm gonna stop right there
Speaker 1: because I don't even want to go to but somebody
Speaker 1: said that they can get me. It was an appliance.
Speaker 1: It was a nice appliance, a very nice applant from
Speaker 1: not a sponsor. I know that you said the guy,
Speaker 1: you know him, You said, right, he's gonna hook you up.
Speaker 1: He's got a friend, right, and he gave it a
Speaker 1: friends knock. But what happened back and forth, back and forth?
Speaker 1: And I only know this because I said, could he
Speaker 1: get me one too? Yeah? Back and forth, trying to
Speaker 1: hook it up, gonna hook it up, not gonna and
Speaker 1: I'm waiting, and I'm waiting, and when you when you
Speaker 1: asked the guy, he's like, no problem, and he's still
Speaker 1: to this day, no problem. And he's and he's a
Speaker 1: really good guy too. I love this guy the best.
Speaker 1: He's a mench as you would say in your culture,
Speaker 1: my culture, my people, your people, your tribe. But I
Speaker 1: guess something happened on the back end where they he
Speaker 1: doesn't have access to that discount anymore or not at
Speaker 1: this time where I'm he can't help me out, but
Speaker 1: he hasn't really come forward and say that he can't
Speaker 1: help me out. So what he's done in the processes
Speaker 1: he's just delayed me and trying to find another solution
Speaker 1: for me to get that appliance. You understand, broke, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I understand. So I just feel like people should be honest.
Speaker 1: Just said you just say, look, just come clean. I
Speaker 1: can't do it. Listen. I know I said I could
Speaker 1: do it. I don't have that kind of access anymore
Speaker 1: or right now, it's bad time. I can't do it,
Speaker 1: But don't leave me. Hang it right and also tweet
Speaker 1: us or email us what's our email address at I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: We're um. The Brooklyn Boys podcast at gmail dot com,
Speaker 1: email us. If someone promised to do you a big favor,
Speaker 1: and I don't mean even if it's like help you move,
Speaker 1: if they ghosted you, if they can do your favor,
Speaker 1: because I got double hun day ghosted. Now, by the way,
Speaker 1: if you work in or run a Hundai dealership in
Speaker 1: the New York try state aarities help you and you're
Speaker 1: not gonna ghost me. Help her brother out. Or or
Speaker 1: if you're a legitimate dealership and you want to put
Speaker 1: on a couple of parts on the side of the car,
Speaker 1: some some fender, it's no big deal, and you want
Speaker 1: to buff out some scratches, I'll pay at the want
Speaker 1: somebody honest, at the very least. Make Brody an empty promise.
Speaker 1: Ye just goes, oh Brodie, Yeah a push. Then I
Speaker 1: get there's no push. But then I can't feel like
Speaker 1: because and what you do is because they're doing you
Speaker 1: a favor, you give them more time to screw you.
Speaker 1: You're like, I'm gonna let it go three weeks, four weeks,
Speaker 1: because you know, if you're paying full price, you know
Speaker 1: me the first week that's it. You gotta take care
Speaker 1: of me. Yeah, by the way, um, that dude who
Speaker 1: we just talked to on the phone earlier, who didn't
Speaker 1: answer the phone. The other guy, Yeah, he's he wrote
Speaker 1: to us. He already texted us. I really appreciate you.
Speaker 1: Appreciate you guys having me on the podcast. I apologize
Speaker 1: for stuttering as much as I did, as I was
Speaker 1: honestly justin shock. Everything I wanted to say just went blank.
Speaker 1: So I will say it right here on this text,
Speaker 1: and I hope that maybe you guys will see this
Speaker 1: while we're seeing it. Funk all of Ape seventy seven,
Speaker 1: on all the Ape seventy seven of the world, because
Speaker 1: you guys are clearly doing something right being as popular
Speaker 1: as you are. Also, to be honest with you, some
Speaker 1: days I'm Brody scary and other days I'm scary Brodie
Speaker 1: depends on the episode. I feel like I can relate
Speaker 1: to Brody more because the particular I can be when
Speaker 1: it comes to customer service industry in general. Anyway, piece out, guys,
Speaker 1: I'm counting on that shirt slicersible, Slice for life. And
Speaker 1: then oh no, by the way, you know it's in
Speaker 1: the middle of a fucking story, right Well, that was
Speaker 1: the end of the star I was talking about. Whatever
Speaker 1: I was talking about You're like, oh look we got
Speaker 1: text messages. Yeah, yeah, you said that right. I was
Speaker 1: talking about getting a Hunda dealership. I'm talking about you.
Speaker 1: I wasn't done. Oh there's more, here's not you know,
Speaker 1: I'm done. I go Can you believe you do that?
Speaker 1: You gotta say that at the end of the story,
Speaker 1: can I say? Can I sidebar for a second side bar?
Speaker 1: So you know, you know, you know our you know
Speaker 1: our receptionist and need the greatest woman on the planet, lover,
Speaker 1: here's the greatest left. So I gotta pull up this out.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you have the endings I want
Speaker 1: you to. I don't, Okay, I don't know if I
Speaker 1: should play the ending. I'm gonna reference the ending. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: play the ending, play all things. What do you want
Speaker 1: to do? Play to play the laugh? This is her insane,
Speaker 1: This sits greets everyone and we all hang out and
Speaker 1: make her laugh. Good, thank you? Bye? Okay. You phone
Speaker 1: tapped her. And by the way, that that was an
Speaker 1: unedited her side of the conversation. So I was talking
Speaker 1: back on the other the other the other track, but
Speaker 1: that is unedited. That is not like looped or doubled
Speaker 1: or delicate. So yeah, the way I just referenced, like
Speaker 1: when I'm done on a topic and I go, can
Speaker 1: you believe that? And then we kind of like figure
Speaker 1: out what we're gonna do next. So when Anita laughs
Speaker 1: like that at the end, she'll go right. So I'm
Speaker 1: sitting out I'm out there with her last week. I'm
Speaker 1: leaning against her counter out there as I do. Like
Speaker 1: a bar I go out there and I make a
Speaker 1: joke around with her and sexual innuendo right there, leaning
Speaker 1: against her counter. I'm just saying, wow, I'm gonna tell
Speaker 1: you said that good. She does have a ledge, and
Speaker 1: she'll tell you she does, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: by a ledge when she drops crumbs, they stay there
Speaker 1: all right. So I'm laughing. She laughed whatever, and I
Speaker 1: go so as I'm like, who who, and she looks
Speaker 1: at me and she goes, it sells from that sounds familiar?
Speaker 1: What are you doing? What are you doing? And I said,
Speaker 1: what that sounds familiar? As I went, who, I do
Speaker 1: it again? She look at me, she goes, who are you?
Speaker 1: She didn't know you were doing the impression of her
Speaker 1: trying to think of all the employees at work because
Speaker 1: she greets everybody, all six radio stations, all the departments.
Speaker 1: She's going, who who are you tying? Who is that?
Speaker 1: And then her eyes pop open and she goes, oh,
Speaker 1: you're doing me, Oh my god, and then stops laughing
Speaker 1: again and she laughs like that and then she stopped
Speaker 1: short and she goes, I can't do it again because
Speaker 1: I can't make that noise now because I know you've
Speaker 1: been so yeah, okay, alright, So Jake, Siah, Jake Sa
Speaker 1: come in, Jake, we ask you a question, your story. Okay,
Speaker 1: so did you finish me off? Okay, I'll finish you off.
Speaker 1: So Hun Day, if you want to do me a
Speaker 1: real favorite audio blue balls, and you're not gonna you're
Speaker 1: not gonna ghost me. Hey we're on the air here,
Speaker 1: shut up. I got people in the studio here. My
Speaker 1: point is, if you're gonna help me out on hun
Speaker 1: Day with the parts and the labor and the thing,
Speaker 1: and you want to take care of me at a
Speaker 1: good price to do the right thing by a guy
Speaker 1: you like my show on my podcast. Whatever, great, all right,
Speaker 1: you made the noise. So we have two people, two
Speaker 1: people in the studio. Yeah, these are from the Twentiesomething's
Speaker 1: and Something Is Doing Nothing podcast Ricky Sanchez and Jake
Speaker 1: by Way, Ricky Jake Ford, hate the fucking name, Thank you,
Speaker 1: Love Acquired Taste. Hate fucking Jake Ford too. I'm the
Speaker 1: one that started that. Oh I thought the girl from
Speaker 1: Required Taste they called baby Jake. I want to choke them,
Speaker 1: my speaker, but that's why I thought of it. Okay,
Speaker 1: So Ricky, well I don't like I don't like Ricky's
Speaker 1: do social media names, so we could rip on that. Okay, So,
Speaker 1: so Ricky used to have an offensive Twitter name spicky
Speaker 1: Ricky say it, what do you mean it's offensive? And
Speaker 1: she made it well she's hispanic, yes on Twitter and
Speaker 1: very offensive on and your your own chosen. Did somebody
Speaker 1: have that? Now? Did you keep it? Uh? No, I
Speaker 1: still haven't. I just saying so. When she started in
Speaker 1: turning here and we were putting her on the radio
Speaker 1: social I told it a change it for a professional
Speaker 1: reasons to sing spicky Sicky Wicky cant, which was sometimes okay,
Speaker 1: you know what you just did. That's you just did
Speaker 1: you You know how this rap songs that use the
Speaker 1: N word, you shouldn't sing them. You shouldn't say the
Speaker 1: N word, even though it's in a song. Lead saying
Speaker 1: it to her that that breath, save your breath. We
Speaker 1: have an agreement not to pop up on this. That's
Speaker 1: still agreement. You throw it out the window. At some
Speaker 1: point you're gonna bump up up me. You don't have
Speaker 1: the right to say that to her and sing it door,
Speaker 1: you know what. Let her be the judge of that, Ricky.
Speaker 1: I'm everybody's there friend. Unless you say it in an
Speaker 1: offensive way to hurt my feelings. It doesn't bother me,
Speaker 1: but not everybody's like that. I don't think you should
Speaker 1: say the S word. You have no opinion. I'm not
Speaker 1: saying it as an offended person. I'm saying by advice
Speaker 1: as a human being. I personally don't think you should
Speaker 1: say it. I didn't say you shouldn't say it like
Speaker 1: you can't. If I'm joking with her and we're on
Speaker 1: a level together, we get each other, then the question
Speaker 1: hold on this. Your question is what's wrong with this word?
Speaker 1: I'm about upset. You're getting offended. I'm not offended for her.
Speaker 1: I'm giving you my advice, give you a career advice. Now,
Speaker 1: if you're speaking to someone let's go, let's let's go,
Speaker 1: let's go for it. Off the board. If you're speaking
Speaker 1: to someone who is our can you call them the
Speaker 1: R word? Huh? Are? Yeah? You know what your word is?
Speaker 1: When a lot to say it anymore? Right, we can't
Speaker 1: call someone are mentally challenged, right, But if you're speaking
Speaker 1: to someone who actually is, can you say it? No?
Speaker 1: Because it's not the same thing. Why what if they're
Speaker 1: okay with it? Because because you described describing ethnicity versus
Speaker 1: somebody who doesn't have a choice to be that way developments,
Speaker 1: that's not the same level. You're comparing apples and bananas.
Speaker 1: You know, you're saying they're bananas? Now? Is that I'm
Speaker 1: just saying just because somebody I'm saying, just because somebody
Speaker 1: is something doesn't mean you get to use the word.
Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying. Okay, but that's not your choice. Okay,
Speaker 1: So what I would say is, per person, it's going
Speaker 1: to be different. So you should have that conversation with
Speaker 1: the person. Right Like in the comedy department, my co
Speaker 1: writer who's been on this podcast, Spruce, he's black and
Speaker 1: I'm Jewish. We will friendly discuss and same here. Some slides.
Speaker 1: Hold on, but I don't use those words on a podcast.
Speaker 1: And by the way, I never used the N word.
Speaker 1: Why did I tell I joke with Spruce, I don't
Speaker 1: have the cast is open season? No, it's not open
Speaker 1: season for racism. No, no, okay, you're favorite. I know
Speaker 1: he's not racist about it. Okay. So Ricky and Ricky
Speaker 1: you know that I'm using a biggie. So it's a
Speaker 1: biggie okay, which is a Shi slick rick song, which
Speaker 1: you were it was before your time, Okay, So Ricky
Speaker 1: changed her name, You're not forty something doing um. And
Speaker 1: then it was Ricky sand but I had to do
Speaker 1: three ends at the end because Ricky Sanchez take is
Speaker 1: taken and Ricky's yeah, Ricky sand which just one end
Speaker 1: was taken. I tried to do Ricky Morgan because that's
Speaker 1: my middle name. I thought maybe that's like Ricky ches
Speaker 1: was like a cheese like Ricky. Ricky Morgan's my middle name.
Speaker 1: So I was like, let me try that. Literally everything,
Speaker 1: I tried Bobby Ricky Bobby Okay, So she couldn't get
Speaker 1: her own name, which, by the way, we have connections.
Speaker 1: We've ben to help you with that. All you can
Speaker 1: do is know what if somebody doesn't use their name
Speaker 1: for six months, we can you can take it, you
Speaker 1: can lose it. You can give out the blue check
Speaker 1: mark to see. The other issue is that it needs
Speaker 1: to be the same on both Twitter and Instagram. Well
Speaker 1: then you'd prefer that, Yeah, yeah, of course, Okay, So no,
Speaker 1: what's your name? Now? It's that chick Ricky. That's a lot.
Speaker 1: It's really I think it's Waiver than Ricky Sam with
Speaker 1: three ends because now I'm saying it to you, that
Speaker 1: chick Ricky. You're like, oh, easy, I can take that out.
Speaker 1: R K. I I don't memorable. That chick Ricky is
Speaker 1: much more memorable purposes for the podcast. What about Ricky Chicky?
Speaker 1: That was an available Ricky Chicken? My head into this
Speaker 1: about little Ricky? Okay, how about it? How about chicken
Speaker 1: and peach that's taken? Okay, we we didn't just bring um.
Speaker 1: By the way, you're Jake the producer. Yes, And by
Speaker 1: the way, Ricky, I hate Jake Fred. Stop it. I can't.
Speaker 1: And then people on Twitter call me Jake Fred and
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't even like when Ricky calls me Jake.
Speaker 1: By the way, I feel like thing. He's doing nothing.
Speaker 1: I feel like you need to change the name of
Speaker 1: the podcast. I'll tell you why, you guys do like
Speaker 1: It looks like on social media you're doing six episodes
Speaker 1: a week. You guys post a lot to promote your party,
Speaker 1: which I love. But I feel like you can't be
Speaker 1: doing nothing. You are. You clearly are doing something. Well,
Speaker 1: that's the whole point of the name, right, is because
Speaker 1: things we need to do. But shouldn't you be twenty
Speaker 1: somethings not doing nothing? Or you're talking about twenty some
Speaker 1: things who do nothing? No, because everybody thinks that twenty
Speaker 1: some things don't do anything. So that's the title. But
Speaker 1: we do. Jake and I have multiple jobs. We're always working,
Speaker 1: and absolutely we're not actually doing nothing. But I get it, okay.
Speaker 1: So the reason why I called you in here want
Speaker 1: to give me a break from Scary because he's been
Speaker 1: pissing me off. Tonight, You've pissing me off. We had
Speaker 1: a emailer who we tried to get on the phone
Speaker 1: and he wouldn't answer his phone. And so you guys
Speaker 1: are living on your own. Jake, does you drink your rent? Right? Oh? Yeah, right?
Speaker 1: Losing junk from you think she loves in a boat
Speaker 1: on a on a lake with a boat, like she's
Speaker 1: always parted, always on a boat, is on a boat.
Speaker 1: But we wouldn't leave my house. But we would agree
Speaker 1: not that Scary and all you're wealthy, We certainly are not.
Speaker 1: But we would agree that you guys recently at a
Speaker 1: college couple of years uh, not rolling in the money
Speaker 1: at the moment, right, well, average parents, But lives in
Speaker 1: a boat. Man, I don't have a boat. I've never
Speaker 1: had a boat. You should see my boat though, But dude,
Speaker 1: the house doesn't have a ceiling. They put the money
Speaker 1: into the you've never seen like poor people with four
Speaker 1: hundred all the sneakers like that. People spend the money
Speaker 1: she bought. They bought the boats more fun. What's the
Speaker 1: name of the boat? We actually never named him? What
Speaker 1: have you been to the desert on a boat with
Speaker 1: no name? That's an old song. You wouldn't. I don't
Speaker 1: understand not you sang three songs before from the sixties.
Speaker 1: All right, do you guys I name my boat? Well,
Speaker 1: Scary would call it the Titans. Pick see, I said,
Speaker 1: you would say, ok, it's okay. If he says that,
Speaker 1: if he says, you would say it. You do need
Speaker 1: a name though, So you guys think about it. What
Speaker 1: was the whole point of us being here though? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Why did you call me? We keep going on record
Speaker 1: our own podcast. Why no one listening? Listen to the podcast?
Speaker 1: It's very good. Um. These these these two are are
Speaker 1: definitely by the way, uh scary. You went in a
Speaker 1: helicopter in Hawaii, right, yes I did, but you didn't
Speaker 1: go in a helicopter. These with their feet out the
Speaker 1: side of the helicopter, so all the pictures are like
Speaker 1: feet and skyline. You know, you trapped in? Yeah, go
Speaker 1: through a whole like learning course. So really you're harness
Speaker 1: in like like you're you're trapped in like a prisoner. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you just stick your toes out. Yeah, turned side to
Speaker 1: the side and there's no doors or anything, so you
Speaker 1: just stick your feet now. Now if the helicopter turned
Speaker 1: to the right where like the door was faced, oh,
Speaker 1: it does at one point, so you're like, yeah, but
Speaker 1: you don't feel like you're gonna fall. I don't know
Speaker 1: how that was. You're double triples strap. Why did you
Speaker 1: bring us here? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, thank you. Okay, So
Speaker 1: we had a listener of ours who had a dilemma.
Speaker 1: They want to know our opinion on it. And it's
Speaker 1: two people who maybe, uh, you know, eat college food
Speaker 1: and ramen a little more often. I don't know what
Speaker 1: you would do in this situation. I can tell you
Speaker 1: what they're gonna do, but go ahead. Yeah, oh absolutely,
Speaker 1: I know. The guy ordered two pieces, right, and they
Speaker 1: arrived and one of the pizzas had dead bugs on it,
Speaker 1: like two dead bugs. The other pizza did not. So
Speaker 1: the question is would you eat the other pizza? Absolutely? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but by things? So I said, how do you know,
Speaker 1: like the dead bug didn't go from one pizza? You know,
Speaker 1: they might just cut out the the body line of
Speaker 1: the two bugs and eat around to eat the rest
Speaker 1: of the pizza. I would complain though, and get two
Speaker 1: more pizzas. But that's what I would do. But I
Speaker 1: would still eat the pizza. We have to wait until
Speaker 1: they say, just keep the pizza, will bring you more,
Speaker 1: will take it off your bill. Otherwise they'll come, we'll
Speaker 1: pick those pizza. You would cut out the slice the
Speaker 1: area of the where the two bugs, you would, so
Speaker 1: you would do an the bugs that crawled around the pizza. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like I would eat the one that had no bugs
Speaker 1: at all. Pizza that one. I would add percent and
Speaker 1: just hope that there wasn't bugs previously because the pizza
Speaker 1: was covered, it was closed in the box, which means
Speaker 1: the bugs got there in the restaurant. Yeah, so and
Speaker 1: they were flying bugs. They would they would bees. So
Speaker 1: you have to imagine the bees may have been in
Speaker 1: the sauce and the cheese and the other pizza there
Speaker 1: expensive now too. If you get a large pizza, it's like,
Speaker 1: where are you getting pizza? Seventeen eighteen dollars from pizza?
Speaker 1: Anywhere you go? A large pizzas like eighteen dollars and
Speaker 1: Dominoes is expensive. Now I'm not wasting that money. Pizza.
Speaker 1: I had this problem again this weekend. And back me
Speaker 1: up here. People. Number one, you call it a cheese pizza.
Speaker 1: Fuck you, that's what pizza is. It's got cheese on it,
Speaker 1: it's pizza. If you want to call it a non
Speaker 1: cheese pizza. If you took the cheese off, that's fine.
Speaker 1: What do I call? I call a pizza. So if
Speaker 1: you want a large plain pie, what do you order pizza? Pizza?
Speaker 1: Give me a pizza that I don't have to say
Speaker 1: plain every time I have to say cheese. It's a pizza.
Speaker 1: Don't they say do you want anything on it? No?
Speaker 1: Just pizza. If I want a cheese burger, don't ask
Speaker 1: you if I want cheese on it. That's what a
Speaker 1: chasee burger and pizza is also really so yeah, just
Speaker 1: give me a pizza. What else could you put on?
Speaker 1: Pizza comes with cheese and sauce. It assumes dough, cheese, sauce. Right,
Speaker 1: so you don't have to ever describe you don't give
Speaker 1: me a sauce pizza. Wait a second, now, de Lorenzo,
Speaker 1: But then you have to specifically say when when you
Speaker 1: call one specific place, there's a way to order. But
Speaker 1: in any other place, pizza comes with sauce. And some
Speaker 1: people in Southern Jersey they call and Philly they called
Speaker 1: tomato pa. That's obviously as I mean, other people don't
Speaker 1: call tomato pie tomato pie. Tomato pie is a is
Speaker 1: a South Jersey thing, the thin crust, it's like and
Speaker 1: but it's not it's pizza. It's pizza. No, it's pizza
Speaker 1: without sauce, I mean, without cheese, though, why would you
Speaker 1: have pizza without cheese? Then it's not tomato pie. Then
Speaker 1: it's it's called caccia. Why would you eat it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't eat it. I'm just saying, hold on, pizza,
Speaker 1: Ricky's making stink face. I don't pizza. If it's dough
Speaker 1: and sauce, it's forcaccia. It's not a tomato pizzas cheese
Speaker 1: on it. No, it does not beg the De Lorenzo
Speaker 1: tomato pie, tomato pie with cheese. It's it's it's pizza's
Speaker 1: got pizza on it's got cheese on it. But isn't
Speaker 1: that then just pizza not tomato pie. I'm so confused.
Speaker 1: It's like when you order margarita pizza, it's like a pizza.
Speaker 1: That's true. Give me a magarita pizza sounds really fancy.
Speaker 1: It's pasta. It has those three items on it. If
Speaker 1: it doesn't, it's tocaccia. So what about like a Grandma
Speaker 1: pie sauce and cheese on the Grandma Grandma pie? So
Speaker 1: it's pizza, but you specifically out of Grandma pie because
Speaker 1: it's a style of pizza. But if you want a regular,
Speaker 1: plain old pizza, it's just pizza. So what's a tomato pie?
Speaker 1: It's a style of pie. It's very thin crust, very
Speaker 1: light on the sauce, and still has cheese and sauce
Speaker 1: and dough. You could google that man, all right. The
Speaker 1: reason I bring that up I was at Chipotle with
Speaker 1: my daughter and she got mad at me. She's like,
Speaker 1: I don't make it a big deal out of it.
Speaker 1: I go to the register and and she says, I
Speaker 1: ordered a kid's uh bop, no kids bop kids burrito
Speaker 1: kids breed off one of my kids, right, And so
Speaker 1: the woman at the girl the register says, uh, you
Speaker 1: get a free beverage with that. So I said, what
Speaker 1: are my choices? Just a fountain drink, an apple juice,
Speaker 1: chocolate milk, or white milk, white milk milk? If you
Speaker 1: listen in order, you are you hurt me rant about it?
Speaker 1: So I say, what are my choices again? Fountain soda,
Speaker 1: apple juice, chocolate milk or milk. I say it back
Speaker 1: to her because it's milk, just yeah, and then says
Speaker 1: it against his white milk again. So I go, I go,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'll have the chocolate milk. And my
Speaker 1: daughter assist to me, first of all, you guys are
Speaker 1: younger than I am. That's fine, she says, you're you're
Speaker 1: you're not you're not young. You can't have chocolate milk.
Speaker 1: You're you're my father. You can't have chocolate milk. What's
Speaker 1: the age limit for chocolate milk? I love chocolate milk.
Speaker 1: Here's definitely an ANAPO with my dad, Andy orders chocolate milk.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have chocolate. What's wrong with milk with some chocolate?
Speaker 1: And who wrote that rule? And if you have kids,
Speaker 1: you can't have chocolate. Hot chocolate is okay no matter
Speaker 1: what age you are. Oh, so it's gotta be heated off? Yeah,
Speaker 1: what the hell? Okay? So when the hot chocolate cools
Speaker 1: off and becomes chocolate milk, chocolate milk, And I told
Speaker 1: a scroup of ice cream in it's a shakes, you're
Speaker 1: saying that there's an age limit on shakes. Schalk with shake.
Speaker 1: There's only an age limit on chilled chocolate milk, So
Speaker 1: I can have a chocolate shake. Yes to the fact
Speaker 1: that I took chocolate milk, which I'm not allowed to have,
Speaker 1: and I dropped ice cream in it all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: it's fine if I put it in the microwave and
Speaker 1: it's hot chocolate. All of a sudden, it's fine. Did
Speaker 1: you drop ice cream into chocolate milk? It's not a
Speaker 1: chocolate basically, that's what it is. He makes it up.
Speaker 1: That's like saying tomato pie, grandma. You know what. I
Speaker 1: hope I live long enough you get to the point
Speaker 1: where I can tell you you're two all of a
Speaker 1: chocolate milk. You say, drinking out of a juicy box,
Speaker 1: Now that is an age limit. Nobody calls it a
Speaker 1: juice juice box. Thank you, drinking box. Calling in a
Speaker 1: Jesse box. By the way, Jake and I take offense
Speaker 1: to that, don't call it a X I had. I
Speaker 1: had one Saturday night. That's because you were racial joke.
Speaker 1: I went for a sexual joke. Who's worse you for
Speaker 1: the child jokes that? But your girlfriend wanted used to
Speaker 1: say something first of all, uh, yeah, there are certain
Speaker 1: things that yeah, that that you that have age limits
Speaker 1: on it. Yeah, but chocolate definitely. We're gonna have to
Speaker 1: bring this up on the Big Show. You want to
Speaker 1: live in a world? Well, you when you have a
Speaker 1: kid and you have a little family, right, you're still
Speaker 1: a hot mom. You're like, oh my kid didn't finish
Speaker 1: their chocolate. I'll finish it. You go Nope, Nope, Jake,
Speaker 1: no matter what beech Nut stages that has an age
Speaker 1: limit on it. Okay, yes, you can't drink out of
Speaker 1: a food. You know what, you get break to Joe
Speaker 1: and you have to eat baby foods. You can't open
Speaker 1: your mouth with eating no problem. What's a beach Nut
Speaker 1: is a company that makes baby food. There the competitor
Speaker 1: of Gerber. Why would you be eating babyhood if you're
Speaker 1: an adult. Why would Scarry even know that? Why are
Speaker 1: you drinking chocolate milk if your dad? Because I like
Speaker 1: chocolate milk. I go to a diner, I get like scrap.
Speaker 1: I love You know what, you're one of these millennials
Speaker 1: that you think you could just point the finger at
Speaker 1: bake up. You shouldn't be using Snapchat because you're thirty,
Speaker 1: you know what. Somebody wants accused me of using Facebook
Speaker 1: because I was not in college, and gets look what happened.
Speaker 1: Then Facebook started in college for college kids, and I
Speaker 1: was one of the pioneers of people that didn't use it,
Speaker 1: Like you no business being on Facebook. In two thousand
Speaker 1: and seven, to Facebook was started. Who cares? Nobody cares Facebook.
Speaker 1: There's always somebody younger and prettier than you face in life,
Speaker 1: not just you. Facebook was started as a company that
Speaker 1: only appealed to kids in college to have a college
Speaker 1: in college watched the movie and so desperately wanted to
Speaker 1: get on that very college girl. The very moment that
Speaker 1: they released Facebook for the public, I was one of
Speaker 1: the first people to get on, and some college kid
Speaker 1: was like, I'm in college and you're not, and you
Speaker 1: shouldn't be on Facebook face you just can we get
Speaker 1: back to white milk. We go back to white milky.
Speaker 1: What do you guys want? It's milk. Order a pizza
Speaker 1: and milk. I know, But why why did we want
Speaker 1: them in here? Piza? There are are I like that
Speaker 1: they're not really our sister brother podcast, You're like our
Speaker 1: little nephew niece podcast. Wait, I feel like we should
Speaker 1: promote them a little bit. I think that the queen
Speaker 1: Bees are now by the way, they get to submit
Speaker 1: audio to Josh to have a bumper on our show.
Speaker 1: We're playing everything on me. Everything's always do anything. It
Speaker 1: takes seven weeks to do it? How how long will
Speaker 1: it take you to get out of here? Now? Have
Speaker 1: you guys ever considered live streaming your podcast? Because I
Speaker 1: feel like I'm on a tennis match right now. No,
Speaker 1: because then it would be a television That's not what
Speaker 1: we do. We do a podcasts. By the way, our
Speaker 1: company just bought a huge podcast company today, five million dollars.
Speaker 1: We can't get racist, by the way, but that one.
Speaker 1: So so here's what I'm saying. Our company spent five
Speaker 1: million dollars on a really cool, major podcast company. And
Speaker 1: so I'm hoping that our podcast get picked up in
Speaker 1: all this and we start, you know, we get little
Speaker 1: uh some something vice presidents of podcast. Now we're all
Speaker 1: gonna get blown out of the water and not exists
Speaker 1: in a year. Well, you guys, our podcast that was rude,
Speaker 1: But look, we'll blow up big and we'll bring you along.
Speaker 1: You guys, you know I was always your favorite, gun Boy.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not saying anything, Jake, even though her favorite,
Speaker 1: you're his favorite, even j Wow, even though Brody hired
Speaker 1: you both. I think I've become your multiple times in
Speaker 1: multiple departments in radio stations. What is the one, Jake?
Speaker 1: I hired him five times in two radio stations. Ricky
Speaker 1: like three times in different departments. You what have you
Speaker 1: done besides what racially charming he got me a brunch
Speaker 1: reservation one time that is big that he can that's
Speaker 1: what we should talk about. I hovering this anger mothers okay,
Speaker 1: So so what's worse? Someone promises to do your favorite?
Speaker 1: They ghost you, or you do a favorite of somebody
Speaker 1: and a fun Let me tell you what she would
Speaker 1: Never I can personally agree to that. Never. Never. Let
Speaker 1: me say this. Okay, Jake, I'm gonna go back to
Speaker 1: you for a second here because this bothers me and Ricky.
Speaker 1: You can give your opinion and row to you too. Well.
Speaker 1: I don't want your bro You're you're shy. So if
Speaker 1: you're filling up to giving an opinion on this step.
Speaker 1: But Jake asked me for a very difficult reservation. I
Speaker 1: don't do we talk about this. You should listen in
Speaker 1: order you hear that we didn't very very hard reservation.
Speaker 1: It was a boozy, bottomless brunch where it's all you can,
Speaker 1: all you can drink. Bro, you would love this again.
Speaker 1: I've been trying to get in there forever and it's
Speaker 1: like a seven week seven week wait to get in,
Speaker 1: to get a space for you and a guest to
Speaker 1: go in on a Sunday. It's in Hoboken anyway. Point
Speaker 1: is well it's called Halifax stop plugging thing. So Halifax
Speaker 1: was is a place that has great brunch in homeboke
Speaker 1: and now we'll say this. Jake was like, scary you
Speaker 1: ever percentage of the business. I have no interest. Otherwise
Speaker 1: I would I would, you know, I know a I
Speaker 1: know people. I'm freaking I know. I know you notice
Speaker 1: no one ever knows a girl like. No one's like,
Speaker 1: oh I know a girl shall get in. It's always
Speaker 1: a guy. So girls not help people do. I'm just
Speaker 1: saying what I hear. So so I said, I said
Speaker 1: to Jake's scary you know people? Can you get me
Speaker 1: a reservation for me and my girl? I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: cool May whatever it was, it was a Sunday in May.
Speaker 1: You pulled some strings and I got him in his
Speaker 1: prime brunch time. The Jersey short season hasn't started yet,
Speaker 1: and you're not get handed. You not national podcast. It's busy,
Speaker 1: it's a busy time of year. It's starting to get
Speaker 1: nice out. You want an outside seat something A lot
Speaker 1: of people want the outside facing the facing the river.
Speaker 1: Get me and my girl in if you can. And
Speaker 1: I have like three or four days noted, it was
Speaker 1: a very quick, very around, very quick turnaround time. Here's
Speaker 1: the mayor of Hobo. I'm making a call. I go
Speaker 1: back and forth. You stuck your neck out. I did,
Speaker 1: and I said, called in some favors. I didn't called
Speaker 1: it if I did, because the person I originally got
Speaker 1: couldn't help me, Like you gotta call let me, let
Speaker 1: me call this person for you. You went off the chain. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I now I had what not one, but two
Speaker 1: people doing me a favor. And I said to Jake,
Speaker 1: got you a prime time. It was like two o'clock,
Speaker 1: which is a prime time for that place. Two o'clock,
Speaker 1: the best of every river front, front view of everything,
Speaker 1: all you can eat whatever. Boom boom boom back while
Speaker 1: he was eating. Yeah, and then twenty four hours before
Speaker 1: the reservation was supposed to happen, Jake's like, oh, by
Speaker 1: the way, I'm not gonna be make it. What did
Speaker 1: you have to do? My girlfriend got sick, get another girl,
Speaker 1: or get one of your boys and take the reservation.
Speaker 1: Like me, I want to go. I wouldn't have chocolate milk.
Speaker 1: So so what did you do? You said, scary kid,
Speaker 1: It's like I can't go and Scar, It's like, what
Speaker 1: the He's like, I just made this reservation for you.
Speaker 1: Now you're gonna bail. Yeah. So then I felt bad
Speaker 1: because I I kind of have I kind of did.
Speaker 1: Did you feel bad? I did? I did. I half
Speaker 1: wanted to go, and I said, you know where you go?
Speaker 1: I end up going because I didn't. I had a
Speaker 1: save face because I couldn't double favor and not show
Speaker 1: because now I'm gonna call and be like, oh, by
Speaker 1: the way, the next time you need a favor, they're
Speaker 1: gonna be like, yeah, you didn't even use it. So
Speaker 1: I to to basically appease the person the first person
Speaker 1: I called for the favor who then got the and
Speaker 1: told him switched it to my name, like your name
Speaker 1: it was. It was always under my name, so it
Speaker 1: was problem. It wasn't even a question. I felt weird
Speaker 1: because I know I only have a certain amount of
Speaker 1: favors that I can ask and Scary has a lot
Speaker 1: of You got none left exactly. I use one of
Speaker 1: mine and then I didn't even use it. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: you Reachard did the same thing to me last week
Speaker 1: with a hotel at reservation. Were you part of this?
Speaker 1: But that's not our faults. Hold on to another concept,
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hold on podcast, your podcast twenty
Speaker 1: somethings doing nothing that's supposed to do. So you were
Speaker 1: just like, really wanted Blink one eight two is gonna
Speaker 1: be performing, and I really need a reservation down the
Speaker 1: hard rock of the Borgata. So I was crafting an email. Luckily,
Speaker 1: later that day I crafted the email. Oh, by the way,
Speaker 1: I need this room for this, you know, for this date.
Speaker 1: And I hadn't hit sent yet, said thank god, because
Speaker 1: she then calls me and says, Blink wanted he too
Speaker 1: canceled because Travis Barker's got voice problems or drug problems
Speaker 1: or medical problems or so I don't need the room,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, thank god, Okay, hit delete. So she
Speaker 1: caught me in time, but she still went though, if
Speaker 1: you would have got the room, we would have just
Speaker 1: made a night of it and just went to a
Speaker 1: c that night and just said, and we would have
Speaker 1: just had a different We just wouldn't have gotten to
Speaker 1: the concert. We would have a different night. We wouldn't
Speaker 1: screw you over like that. We would still go on
Speaker 1: a Sunday. But now you're saying you got him a Bruneck.
Speaker 1: If you wouldn't have done that, you would have never
Speaker 1: had that nice project. Yeah, I hope you appreciate how
Speaker 1: Jake screwed you over I canceled. You're a stand up
Speaker 1: Jake for you know, I was a stand up guy.
Speaker 1: Because you're not getting a table to sit at anymore.
Speaker 1: I gotta deal with this all the time. So what's
Speaker 1: the biggest pressing issue on your podcast right now? The
Speaker 1: biggest pressing issue? And then we gotta go. We don't
Speaker 1: really have issues, do you mean, like, what do we
Speaker 1: talk about the most right now? Or what's going on?
Speaker 1: What's the biggest thing going on in your podcast? What's
Speaker 1: the biggest controversy Ricky's cheating boy? No, we talked about
Speaker 1: this guy that I'm talking to a lot again talking
Speaker 1: about this. You're talking to him. I got news for you, Ricky.
Speaker 1: If you're talking to him, you're not in a committed
Speaker 1: relationship and you have you don't. You don't control what
Speaker 1: he does Saturday after you hooked up with him on Friday.
Speaker 1: He gets to do what he wants. Get off with
Speaker 1: him because he's talking. She's talking to him. That means nothing. Okay,
Speaker 1: If you Ricky was saying that you can't get upset.
Speaker 1: They talked about if they're seeing other people and they're not,
Speaker 1: but they never said that they're they're exclusive, so she
Speaker 1: just assumes that they're exclusive. Want to be exclusive with me?
Speaker 1: She came to me with the conversation. It's at can
Speaker 1: I explained myself? Please, I don't necessarily, he says STD
Speaker 1: on it right, just doing apologies was showing's she's wearing
Speaker 1: a jacket over just doing shirt. But only the STD
Speaker 1: is out everything else by one week a month, the
Speaker 1: STD is showing we had a conversation, not that I
Speaker 1: think we're exclusive necessarily. I had said, even on the podcast,
Speaker 1: if he did hook up with somebody else, would I
Speaker 1: be bummed? Of course I'd be bummed. Would I have
Speaker 1: any reason to say anything to him and make a
Speaker 1: big deal out of it? No, because we're not conversation.
Speaker 1: But yes it is. You can listen back because it's recorded. Motherfucker.
Speaker 1: I like that name better than Jake. So I we
Speaker 1: did say that there's we're not seeing other people right now,
Speaker 1: we're not looking for other people to see. But if
Speaker 1: someone falls into someone's lick, that happens, Yes, that happens.
Speaker 1: If that happens. Then if someone falls off my face,
Speaker 1: well then I have no room to be mad. And
Speaker 1: I know that I'm a very reasonable person day. But
Speaker 1: are you living up to that open relationship? Are you
Speaker 1: out there talking to other people? No, that's the thing.
Speaker 1: I'm not looking to talk to anybody. If something happened,
Speaker 1: something happened, but I'm not. No, I'm not actively looking
Speaker 1: for anybody. So if you're not actively looking for anybody,
Speaker 1: you don't really want him to be actively looking, because
Speaker 1: that would your preference would be him not to just
Speaker 1: have a conversation, because being exclusive means so much more. No,
Speaker 1: it just means, hey, listen, I'm enjoying you. I don't
Speaker 1: want you sleeping with somebody else, and I don't want
Speaker 1: to see what anybody else. But then that what his
Speaker 1: friends on the weekends. Of course, right, you can still
Speaker 1: be like open door policy in terms of going like
Speaker 1: you don't owe me a phone call, You don't owe
Speaker 1: me like you know, you can still be like Lucy
Speaker 1: Goosey without sleeping with other people. Can't be Yeah, there
Speaker 1: is that. Wait, so you think you don't how a
Speaker 1: phone call if you're exclusive? You do? I said, if
Speaker 1: you're if you're exclusive, depends on your level of exclusive.
Speaker 1: And he did talk to Jake every day, but Jake
Speaker 1: don't talk to me. Jake, at least from out what appearances,
Speaker 1: seems to be in a committed relationship or in a serious,
Speaker 1: more serious relationship than Urine. What what I'm saying is
Speaker 1: there's got to be something between uh, committed relationship and
Speaker 1: banging whoever you want and I'll see on Thursday. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that would be exclusive, right, but it can be exclusive casual,
Speaker 1: is what I'm saying. In other words, you're just like,
Speaker 1: it's the same thing as being an open relationship, except
Speaker 1: I know what you're saying, and that's all great in theory,
Speaker 1: but that's not how it works exclusive. It's like you
Speaker 1: become boyfriend levels. There's got to be there's got as
Speaker 1: a human being, you have to be able to go
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks about wanting to sleep with somebody else.
Speaker 1: So this is what we were also talking about. Though
Speaker 1: I had said that there's levels to exclusivity, doesn't think
Speaker 1: that there is. He's like, you're exclusive or you're not.
Speaker 1: And basically the next step is, hey, I don't really
Speaker 1: want to level like this is working out. It's going
Speaker 1: really well, we've been hanging out. Let's not sleep with
Speaker 1: other people. I don't really I don't have an urge
Speaker 1: to sleep with anybody else. I feel comfortable with whatever.
Speaker 1: Whatever we do is great. I enjoy your company, and
Speaker 1: you know what, I don't know how I feel kind
Speaker 1: of I'm kind of like things are growing, we're getting along.
Speaker 1: I don't think I really you know, like the idea
Speaker 1: of you engaging in fluid exchanging with other people and
Speaker 1: then we go you know what, Yeah, I don't need
Speaker 1: to do that. I feel like, if your relationships don't
Speaker 1: go anywhere, maybe focus on it to a level of
Speaker 1: whatever level it is. But you've got to be able
Speaker 1: as a human being to not have the need to
Speaker 1: sleep with other people all the time. If you're in
Speaker 1: of course you'd like even scary he's you know, he's
Speaker 1: out was at one time in his life out there
Speaker 1: more than a lot of people. But you've gotta be
Speaker 1: able to go, you know, a lot. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to obsess, like if you go out your girls, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna go on calm when you get home and
Speaker 1: I haven't seen you in three days, what's wrong. I
Speaker 1: don't have to obsess like, hey, casual, I'll see you,
Speaker 1: want to see you, but not go bang someone else
Speaker 1: on on Saturday. Because I said i'll see you Friday
Speaker 1: and i'll see you next Wednesday doesn't mean I have
Speaker 1: to go see you next Tuesday. I mean, does in
Speaker 1: our relationship have a better chance of working if you
Speaker 1: don't have to worry? But what am I going to
Speaker 1: meet someone I like better? Im I canna sleep with someone?
Speaker 1: Is she better in bed than me? Does she have
Speaker 1: a disease? All that other stuff? Just be like, Hey,
Speaker 1: we're casual and if we sleep together once a month,
Speaker 1: that's great. I have no interest and it goes I
Speaker 1: have no interest, great. I just think this level is
Speaker 1: what's scary, said, I think there's levels two. But we're
Speaker 1: so early in the game. This is so new that
Speaker 1: it's not I don't even feel the need to be
Speaker 1: like we have to be exclusive, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I'm cool, of course, but that's just if you're talking
Speaker 1: to someone. There's no reason to continue talking to someone
Speaker 1: if you're not having like, if you don't have any
Speaker 1: feelings for them, that's true, but you're if you're catching
Speaker 1: feelings and you're not exclusive, that's then I'm not at
Speaker 1: the point where, like I said, if he were to
Speaker 1: go hook up with somebody, I would of course be
Speaker 1: bummed about it, but I wouldn't sit at home crying
Speaker 1: about it. And at some point there's gonna be a
Speaker 1: day where you're like, but on some tembery four, you
Speaker 1: might go, I think I have feelings for this guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and when that happens, and again it's different from me
Speaker 1: than you obviously, but maybe on September twenty two, he
Speaker 1: bangs some girl because you were are an exclusive and
Speaker 1: then two days later when you realize, you know what
Speaker 1: it was. It was our fourth month anniversary and he
Speaker 1: didn't call me, and I think I want to. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying, like, whatever the reason is that, you know whatever,
Speaker 1: will you go? You know? And I think I want
Speaker 1: to be exclusive with this guy, And he just slept
Speaker 1: with another girl, and maybe he's like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm sort of seeing this other girl. I don't know
Speaker 1: if I want to break it off with her. You're like,
Speaker 1: oh damn it. Like there's gonna be a point literally
Speaker 1: what I would say, oh damn it. I just feel like,
Speaker 1: if you're in a relationship, if you're in a relationship
Speaker 1: and you don't care where it's going. If you don't
Speaker 1: really like you don't enter relationship because you think it
Speaker 1: might go somewhere. He's like, oh, we're hanging out and
Speaker 1: that's fine. If you enter relationship with a girl and
Speaker 1: you're like, I really like this guy, I hope in
Speaker 1: three months it's going somewhere. It might have a better
Speaker 1: chance of going somewhere if he wasn't out banging a
Speaker 1: girl who's taller than you. You know what I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, whatever it is that that's different. I just
Speaker 1: feel like you should focus on or something else that
Speaker 1: that you're like, Wow, this other girl you catch a
Speaker 1: picture of or something on his are solving your problems.
Speaker 1: I just feel like whatever relationship you're in, if you wanted,
Speaker 1: if you if you think long term, may go somewhere,
Speaker 1: or you hope it gets a little better, the odds
Speaker 1: increase if they're not and you're not out with other guys,
Speaker 1: of course, but I just that's for me. Haven't reached
Speaker 1: that point. Okay, we're just going with the exclusivity. Jay says, no,
Speaker 1: we agree. So you feel like if she says to
Speaker 1: the guy, you know what, we've been together, like seven months,
Speaker 1: hanging out, whatever the term you want to use, talking, chilling,
Speaker 1: hooking up, whatever I'd like to be exclusive, you feel
Speaker 1: at that exact moment you're meeting each other's families, you're
Speaker 1: you're calling each other, you're worried you didn't call me.
Speaker 1: When you get home, you feel like it's boom done no,
Speaker 1: but you're okay. If you're like, if you're exclusive, that's
Speaker 1: it's there's there. Maybe I don't know. I just don't
Speaker 1: think there's all these different levels of exclusivity, because then
Speaker 1: that's adding a whole another level to the dating game.
Speaker 1: First you're dating, and then you're dating. More serious is
Speaker 1: when you're not seeing other people, and then the next
Speaker 1: step is being in a relationship. Now, you know what,
Speaker 1: it's too black and white for you. It's too there's
Speaker 1: no You're like, it's like oil and water. It's like
Speaker 1: everything is like layers clear. There's there's gray areas everywhere,
Speaker 1: and it's what's different. What you know, what's good for
Speaker 1: you is not good for advice, And this is nothing
Speaker 1: against you, Ricky. My advice is avoid the gray areas. Yet,
Speaker 1: you know if you know what I'm saying, But it's true, though, you.
Speaker 1: But but yeah, but you do see things in black
Speaker 1: and white, Jake. You know that might be because you
Speaker 1: might have been a math and science person and I
Speaker 1: was more of a social studies guy. I think you mean, like, uh, philosophy, philosophy.
Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't think studies. I know about
Speaker 1: the the the declaration of independent memberships, and that's it.
Speaker 1: Like that, that's what. That's the way that your approaching
Speaker 1: might be your issue. That might be you say it's
Speaker 1: everything is calculated and everything has an absolute to it. Well,
Speaker 1: here's my thing. If I'm exclusive with you, like you're
Speaker 1: not sleeping with anyone else, I'm not sleeping by definition
Speaker 1: of exclusive, and you go like three days without talking
Speaker 1: to me, I'm going to be piste off. Why doesn't
Speaker 1: matter you rather three days without calling you because she's
Speaker 1: banging a guy? No, because it's like you can't sleep
Speaker 1: with anybody else or see any other people. But I
Speaker 1: don't not thinking about you enough to so much pressure
Speaker 1: on exclusivity that you're basically dating at that you're engaged,
Speaker 1: you can you can date casually, you can knock you
Speaker 1: you can just you don't have to sleep with other
Speaker 1: people and still be in in a loose relationship. So
Speaker 1: you you're like, I want to be exclusive, but you
Speaker 1: also can let her go away for the weekend and
Speaker 1: not worry about it. More So, you cannot worry about
Speaker 1: it because she's not sleep right, but they are. Because
Speaker 1: you're exclusive, are you? You could play tit for tat
Speaker 1: talk every single day when you're not on the phone
Speaker 1: with her. She could be banging guys in between your
Speaker 1: phone calls. I mean it works that way too, which
Speaker 1: is basically what I just said. Well, I exclusive, you're
Speaker 1: just you. Yes, you're clingy, yes, okay, no, no, because
Speaker 1: I don't know. He's very He's like, this is not
Speaker 1: our conversation here all the time. Because if somebody doesn't
Speaker 1: talk to you all the time when you're dating them,
Speaker 1: you get a little work. Well that's his level, that's
Speaker 1: level seven days. It sounds like a problem, not a level.
Speaker 1: That's your problem. Man, so much. And I'm not as
Speaker 1: emotional as Jake, So that's why he cares about this
Speaker 1: whole exclusivity thing and the idea of we're into each other.
Speaker 1: We need to know that we're into each other. You're
Speaker 1: not doing anything with anybody else. I'm going to talk
Speaker 1: all the time. I just learned Ricky's the guy in
Speaker 1: this podcast. He's got the more masculine name I do,
Speaker 1: I do Jaked. But that's also why this podcast works,
Speaker 1: because we're complete opposite. It works. Yeah, I think it
Speaker 1: works pretty damn well. All right, some of the three
Speaker 1: people that listen, okay, but there's two of us are
Speaker 1: in this rule I listen. Well, maybe maybe we'll just
Speaker 1: do it in here. Maybe it's twenty somethings doing nothing
Speaker 1: because it's twenty people listening to the podcast. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Oh god, people should be listening them. I made a joke.
Speaker 1: They have a great podcast, which is why I think
Speaker 1: they should do a problem. It's much more offensive than
Speaker 1: your old social media handles. I'm just saying, debatable, debatable?
Speaker 1: What will you? Baby Jake? What was your that died
Speaker 1: a long time ago? Think baby Jake too? That was
Speaker 1: another dead Can you squeeze? Stop with you? Because people
Speaker 1: give me Jake so cute? Jakie Jakie should be drinking
Speaker 1: chocolate mill wh needs a dad And we won't say anything.
Speaker 1: Available on IR Radio, available on iTunes, twenty something's doing
Speaker 1: nothing that just Jake, alright, just just Jay. We have
Speaker 1: to go record our podcast overcord your podcast, So don't
Speaker 1: eat the bug pie, all right? You cut out me.
Speaker 1: When we were in Brooklyn last week when we went
Speaker 1: to Feltman's, you left after we had the hot dogs.
Speaker 1: We took pictures which we put on social media. Go
Speaker 1: to at the Brooklyn Boys on Instagram and the picture
Speaker 1: of us eating hot dogs by the cyclone right by
Speaker 1: Feltman's colon Allen and I listen, I put catch up
Speaker 1: on my hot dog and you have to like make
Speaker 1: people give me grief. I was delicious, what it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: It was and I'm a mustard guy. You're a catchup guy.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. The best part about Feltman's hot dogs
Speaker 1: is the hot dog itself. And there's no nitrites, nitrates
Speaker 1: in it, there's no filler, it's all natural. Uh. These
Speaker 1: are the people that created the hot dog. Charles Feltman
Speaker 1: created the hot dog way back in the eighteen hundreds.
Speaker 1: And that guy Nathan worked for him. Yeah, he has
Speaker 1: a bun slicer. He was slicing buns. And then, like
Speaker 1: most Brooklyn people do, they're like they get a bright idea.
Speaker 1: They're like, you know what, I'm gonna start my own business.
Speaker 1: And get out of here. I don't like that, and
Speaker 1: so I Feltmon's is back. They gotta look cation in Manhattan.
Speaker 1: There in Saint Mark's Place. They got. We went to
Speaker 1: the one in Coney Island, went to one of the
Speaker 1: freestanding store in Coney Island. Is a site to be
Speaker 1: seen because you're right there on surf the legendary cyclone
Speaker 1: roller coaster Feltman's of Coney Island back in Coney Island,
Speaker 1: But most likely you're not gonna experience it either the
Speaker 1: two ways we mentioned. You're gonna go to the website
Speaker 1: Feltman's of Coney Island dot com and you're gonna get
Speaker 1: them because they're perfect. They come in like a ten pack.
Speaker 1: I was at my grocery store and got my last.
Speaker 1: There was the last. Morton Williams. Morton Williams has them,
Speaker 1: so you can also get them on Amazon, jet dot com. Yes,
Speaker 1: get your prepackaged Feltmans of Coney Island hot Dogs Amazon
Speaker 1: dot com, Jet dot com and uh Ms in person
Speaker 1: at Fairway Mrs Green's, Morton Williams uh and and probably
Speaker 1: by the time this you know, by the time you
Speaker 1: hear this, they're gonna be in other stores because they're
Speaker 1: expanding by the day. Now you don't have to eat
Speaker 1: as many as Kobayashi, the hot dog champion guy. He
Speaker 1: eats like seventy five of them. They're his favorite hot dog.
Speaker 1: Have to pray if you want, you know you want
Speaker 1: four guiad four. They're also consistently rated critically the best
Speaker 1: hot dog in New York City by several different outlets
Speaker 1: UM Feltman's and of course, now just in time for
Speaker 1: the seed the football season, why not bring them to
Speaker 1: your tailgate? Cook him right there. You're gonna don't even
Speaker 1: tell your guests what you're cooking. Just get them to
Speaker 1: open up the package, throw them on the grill. They're
Speaker 1: gonna tell you that's how different and how awesome they taste.
Speaker 1: They're gonna tell you what kind of hot dogs are these?
Speaker 1: And you want to get complimented? Right hot dogs Feltman's
Speaker 1: of Conan's F E. L. T. M A N S.
Speaker 1: Of Coney Island dot com. All right, so, uh where
Speaker 1: where this has been a long podcast? We had the
Speaker 1: guests come in and so I have a couple of
Speaker 1: other ways I just we preempted and have to ship.
Speaker 1: We're gonna get to I feel like, okay, look, I said,
Speaker 1: I was the Direct TV thing that can wait. I
Speaker 1: SAIDs me, the postmlone thing that can wait. No, let's
Speaker 1: do the postmalone thing. No because I because I but I.
Speaker 1: I talked about Taco Bell. I talked about the situation
Speaker 1: to Taco Bell. So I feel like, uh, I can
Speaker 1: wait on the unused jokes. You don't we have two,
Speaker 1: and I'll wait till next week we have more. So
Speaker 1: don't get mad at me, I promised him. I didn't
Speaker 1: do on a couple of grammar polices and we had
Speaker 1: some email, but I don't know. Do you want to
Speaker 1: get to your why don't we get to your little rants?
Speaker 1: I do want to read one thing on my phone
Speaker 1: and then and then uh when we'll go from there?
Speaker 1: Hold on a second, yeah, no, no, no, no, because
Speaker 1: it was I want to just say thank you to
Speaker 1: uh Louis Luis Cardo. I'm assuming it's Louis at Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys WTS. Garassias can't wait to tear these summer bitches up.
Speaker 1: He's got a box, he's opening up his Omaha steak.
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Speaker 1: life police and then all grama police police police. Mark Keller,
Speaker 1: trying to uh, you know, be a good guy and
Speaker 1: submit to the Brooklyn Boys podcast at gmail dot com
Speaker 1: with a grammar police mistake, makes a mistake of his
Speaker 1: own in the subject line and spells grammar with an
Speaker 1: E er. It's grammar with an a R. Folks. Maybe
Speaker 1: he was being ironic, and I don't think he was
Speaker 1: doing this on purpose, but anyway, apparently he screenshot at
Speaker 1: the NFL homepage, Oh NFL homepage where Bill's rookie Allen
Speaker 1: named starting quarterback versus the Bolts the Oilts instead of Colts. Sorry, no, no,
Speaker 1: the Bolts, that's the San Diego Charges. Ah. Well, this person. Okay,
Speaker 1: so he made a mistake. He thought he was correcting
Speaker 1: it to the cults. And that's not a grammar police.
Speaker 1: That's a typo. Let's let's limit the grammar police stuff
Speaker 1: that not typos. Okay, So then you want to hear
Speaker 1: some real grammar polices because you don't give me typos.
Speaker 1: Like if I typed something on Twitter and I and
Speaker 1: I put the N G as g N because I
Speaker 1: was typing fast, that's like grammar police. We were well, okay, Well,
Speaker 1: first of all, the San Gennaro Feast starts today, and
Speaker 1: by the way, that's where we started the whole grammar
Speaker 1: police thing, because Brodie and five years ago we went
Speaker 1: to the feast and on these Italian people with their
Speaker 1: signs and their things. It's an Italian feast. Before you're like,
Speaker 1: how do you know they were Italian? Yeah, it's in
Speaker 1: little Italy, it's a little yeah, it's in the feast
Speaker 1: of San Gennaro, the famous one. We went there and
Speaker 1: we're like, oh my god, dude, look at this. Here's
Speaker 1: mis spelling. We're gonna go to the feast and and
Speaker 1: I have pictures from the last time. We're taking new pictures,
Speaker 1: but they would put up signs little first, and so
Speaker 1: out of little they were like, oh, iced tea. I
Speaker 1: see it's iced with a D I C E D
Speaker 1: T and you may not have known that, but it's
Speaker 1: t that's been iced, right, And that's where the grammar
Speaker 1: police start. Iced tea is frozen, frozen or it's a rapper. Yeah, anyway,
Speaker 1: but they spelled a lot of So we've been taking
Speaker 1: pictures and then we're like, oh my god, this is
Speaker 1: like so here we go. This this is a sign.
Speaker 1: It looks like at a cafe. And they put a
Speaker 1: scotch tape piece of paper up. It said lobby is close,
Speaker 1: do too, so it's close d o t O do
Speaker 1: two instead of door. No, no, it's lobby is close
Speaker 1: close two staff so not due problems the problems studying
Speaker 1: admission to air your dirty laundry on the sign of
Speaker 1: a couple of we're all this in fighting here in
Speaker 1: the store. We're sucking each other up. So so lobby
Speaker 1: is is close clos lobby could been right there. No,
Speaker 1: it's due to d oh, I understand that due okay,
Speaker 1: So thank you for that submission On Twitter. Jen La
Speaker 1: Jender gender roll Starbuck gender role Starbuck. Also okay, also
Speaker 1: Stephanie Reiner with the looks like this is jelly. What
Speaker 1: do they say? Oh no, it's dish soap. And it
Speaker 1: was in a store and as sign said, limit four
Speaker 1: damn dish soap household per day. It was supposed to
Speaker 1: be dawn, but it auto corrected to damn and they
Speaker 1: printed the label, well they typed m instead of it
Speaker 1: took someone to put to print it and put the
Speaker 1: sticker on the shelf. They didn't notice they right not
Speaker 1: that Come on, yeah, I can't. I don't think that's
Speaker 1: grammar police. It's a type gram police. That's like grammar.
Speaker 1: I know. That's it's that's it's great on war when
Speaker 1: you go to your word, right word, it's spelling and
Speaker 1: grammar check. It's a spelling mistake. It's funny. Burger King's
Speaker 1: sign all that's for four dollars. Terrible. This is outdoors.
Speaker 1: You know when you put the letters up, you know,
Speaker 1: you know you have the letters on the white song
Speaker 1: put the letters and clip them on the sign that
Speaker 1: clipped on the letters, that's say chrissand apostrophe which now
Speaker 1: hiring closer closure apostrophe s. That's not it that's not
Speaker 1: a type, that's not that's not plural closure took the
Speaker 1: time to get an apostrophe. They went to the fucking
Speaker 1: where were the rack and they had to go the apostrophe.
Speaker 1: It probably took an s and broke a piece off
Speaker 1: and they're like, oh, it's closers. No, you don't pluralize
Speaker 1: things by putting an apostrophe S. So then I wrote back, uh,
Speaker 1: she tweeted at it. Man, I wrote, what a bunch
Speaker 1: of dummies do you? M? M y apostrophy? And I
Speaker 1: know someone's police. Danielle from our morning show said she
Speaker 1: was listening to our podcast yesterday last episode you heard
Speaker 1: the siren? She pulled over the siren from our grammar
Speaker 1: police change up. Please don't. Apparently it used to be
Speaker 1: illegal for the no, no, no, you can't play a
Speaker 1: siren silence in a song. That's a different story. We'll
Speaker 1: get to email next week. All right. So you guys
Speaker 1: know I went to a Taco bell a couple of
Speaker 1: weeks ago twice, right, and they asked me to pull
Speaker 1: up pull into a parking space one day and pull
Speaker 1: up to the garbage pail with the flies the other day.
Speaker 1: Why if you remember you listening or what. I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna refresh your memory because I know how long it's
Speaker 1: been since you heard that episode. Could have been forty nine, whatever,
Speaker 1: fifty and whatever it was. Uh, And their thing was
Speaker 1: where timing. We get timed on how long it takes
Speaker 1: to get you out of the drive through window area.
Speaker 1: So if I pull over, the clock resets and they
Speaker 1: don't get in trouble because they are being judged too
Speaker 1: many times. If you go too long, the managers get
Speaker 1: or they're not or if it's a franchise, the owner
Speaker 1: right or the regional manager or whatever. So I decide,
Speaker 1: rather than going to Taco Bell Location one, which is
Speaker 1: on my way home, I go, I had to go
Speaker 1: to Lowe's Home Improvement. Right, there's a Taco Bell not far.
Speaker 1: It's like, you know what, I'm gonna go to that
Speaker 1: Taco Bell whatever, it's by the same person. Well, I'll
Speaker 1: see if it's any better. So I I do my
Speaker 1: mobile order and I pull up and I say, picking
Speaker 1: up a mobile order for David? What mobile order for David?
Speaker 1: Mobile order for David? For what for David? Okay? And
Speaker 1: you know what I like? And can I get a
Speaker 1: small little black ramikin of salsa. Of what salsa, sauce,
Speaker 1: salsa shelter, Yeah, salsa. You work at taco bell, you
Speaker 1: would think salsa would be a common work. So to
Speaker 1: So I hear a woman in tobacco he wants salsa,
Speaker 1: I'll have vocado. Drive up to the window, guacamally. So
Speaker 1: the girl at the window, okay, her name was Shanika
Speaker 1: s h a n i q a because because at
Speaker 1: the end of it, I asked what her name was
Speaker 1: because I was picking. Maybe I heard her wrong way.
Speaker 1: You can't have you without the queue cue out to
Speaker 1: you all, that's what I Okay, that was I'm grand policing. Listen,
Speaker 1: people make up their names, they said, anybody want anyway.
Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever seen a que it out
Speaker 1: of you, but I'll go ahead. That is neither here
Speaker 1: nor there. That's neither hand there. Let's Iraq and an
Speaker 1: engine que or qatar or cut her if you pronounce
Speaker 1: it that see it's qu's q a t a r rare. Okay.
Speaker 1: So I ordered my food and I'm like, I want
Speaker 1: to sit in my drive through and relax, and you know,
Speaker 1: my usual food. I don't know about a minute. So
Speaker 1: she says, excuse me, I knew it. I fucking it
Speaker 1: tried to try to pull that on. So so she says, um,
Speaker 1: did you pull into a parking space please? I said no, no, no,
Speaker 1: She sir, can you please pull into a parking space.
Speaker 1: We'll bring your orders right to your car. No, I'm good,
Speaker 1: I'm good here, and she looks at me like I'm crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm not fucking doing it. I'm not doing your game.
Speaker 1: So she goes, well, why can't you pull into a
Speaker 1: parking space? I said, because I came to a drive
Speaker 1: through and I'm totally happy sitting right here. There's no
Speaker 1: one behind me. I'm good. I already turned my engine off.
Speaker 1: I'm good, I'm sitting here. I'm good. Okay, sir, but
Speaker 1: see where I go. Yeah, you're getting timed. So that's good.
Speaker 1: There's your motivation. And then she hopped a lujie and
Speaker 1: your ship. No, I said, I don't want to move.
Speaker 1: I appreciate it, but I'm good. I was polite about it.
Speaker 1: I was. I was like, I don' want to how
Speaker 1: to be polite about not answering their request. If that's
Speaker 1: not that's not a reasonable request. But if they're doing
Speaker 1: you if they say do me a favor and you
Speaker 1: don't do the favor, that's not being polite. And then
Speaker 1: she looks at me as she's closing the foldable window
Speaker 1: and she goes, thanks, and she puts her fist in
Speaker 1: the air like I won't move, and she I hear
Speaker 1: her yell, hey won't move. So everybody in the kitchen
Speaker 1: must know, like every we ask everyone to move right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they definitely wiped the floors with you. So then another
Speaker 1: girl comes over. Her name is Rosita. She comes over
Speaker 1: and she says, Hi, can I help you? Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: just waiting for my food. It's not ready yet. No,
Speaker 1: I know it's good. Yeah, uh yeah, it's gonna be
Speaker 1: ready in a minute. Can you just pull into a
Speaker 1: parking space? No, I'm good. Oh wait, nobody's somebody behind me.
Speaker 1: I'm good. So she looks at me like I have
Speaker 1: two fucking heads. So then she so so she again
Speaker 1: she closes the window. Oh no, no, I'm let back up.
Speaker 1: Before she opens the window, she goes, so, why won't
Speaker 1: he move? And the girl goes, hey doesn't want too.
Speaker 1: So then she comes because there is here a problem,
Speaker 1: and I tell you about moving. She so she's just
Speaker 1: gonna he's gonna wait here. Yeah, it's a drive through.
Speaker 1: I'm good, acting like I don't really know whatever. So
Speaker 1: she looks at me like, you got me fucking kidding.
Speaker 1: She closes the window and she goes, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1: He won't move. So the manager comes over, right, I
Speaker 1: don't know her name. It's a little bit older. Let's
Speaker 1: call her Edda. I don't know her name. The two
Speaker 1: of them come over now, Rosita and Edna. And she
Speaker 1: goes there he is, and she goes with her head
Speaker 1: set on. Is it being okay? Yeah? Um, any particular
Speaker 1: reason you don't want to pull into a barking space?
Speaker 1: I said, you're the manager, Yeah, you're you're encouraging that
Speaker 1: I pulled into a parking space. Yeah, I said, you know,
Speaker 1: your employees are badgering me, and they're yelling loud enough
Speaker 1: about me. I can hear them and see them raising
Speaker 1: their fists. The glass is clear, you know, the windows clear, right,
Speaker 1: And she looks at me like they have three heads. Oh,
Speaker 1: can I just have my food? We'll be ready in
Speaker 1: a minute. You know it would be great if you guys, well,
Speaker 1: we're concerned with getting the food faster. Than where I
Speaker 1: parked my costs. You can get around the timing thing.
Speaker 1: So with that, someone hands the manager the bag, hands
Speaker 1: me the bag, and that's what they're asked with your
Speaker 1: case or dia. You realize that an acida. I don't care.
Speaker 1: It was delicious and they got it right fine, So
Speaker 1: I said, you know, you were very rude to me,
Speaker 1: and they looked at me like, what's your point. I said,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call corporate. Is that something doing the call corporate?
Speaker 1: And it looked at me like, yeah, you're gonna call corporate.
Speaker 1: I pulled into the parking space they wanted me to
Speaker 1: get into and I called corporate and I said, corporate,
Speaker 1: what happened? Oh, well, that's a franchise, sir. Well they
Speaker 1: still have a Taco Bell logo on the building. Therefore
Speaker 1: it's your image. You took the time, oh yeah, in
Speaker 1: their parking space to call corporate after the fact, you didn't.
Speaker 1: You didn't like just sing along on your merry way
Speaker 1: and you got your no because I was in no
Speaker 1: hurry to go to Lowsport all night. You didn't burn
Speaker 1: your steak dinner, you weren't given free desert, you weren't
Speaker 1: offer it's the rudeness. But you here's the here's if
Speaker 1: you're listening to this podcast, you tell me if people
Speaker 1: were route to you, would you put up with it?
Speaker 1: But no, here's a situation where you agree that there's
Speaker 1: no free dessert option here. You're not tell no, no,
Speaker 1: this free dessert. The woman says to me on the phone,
Speaker 1: We're terribly sorry this happen to you, all right, She says,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a regional manager on one of our
Speaker 1: management team call you. I said, well, can you get
Speaker 1: me in touch with the regional manager of the store.
Speaker 1: We'll know it's a franchise, stirt, we don't know who
Speaker 1: they are. She says, I'll have a manager reach out
Speaker 1: to you, one of our managers. I said, but can
Speaker 1: I have your address? I give you my address. You goes,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna send you coupons for free. Uh, it's bonus.
Speaker 1: So then I tweeted about it to all our listeners
Speaker 1: like I was like Taco Bell, and everyone was like podcast,
Speaker 1: podcast podcast. One person tweeted and said what happened? And
Speaker 1: I said, podcast, you know the show. I was gonna
Speaker 1: come to the podcast. So then so then so then
Speaker 1: Taco Bell the Taco Bell team sees my tweets because
Speaker 1: everybody's retweeting Taco Bell, and they're like, oh, Taco bellt
Speaker 1: your funk. Now, why aren't you nice and broad? You're fucked.
Speaker 1: So Taco Bell reached out to me direct message and
Speaker 1: they say, they say, um, hey, what's the problem. So
Speaker 1: I copy and paste basically from the last time this happened,
Speaker 1: and I changed the names in the location because it
Speaker 1: was different. So you pretty much threw them all onto
Speaker 1: the bush big bus and you know what, the bus
Speaker 1: was in the drive through, not in the parking space.
Speaker 1: So then they go, you know what, We're terribly sorry.
Speaker 1: We're gonna send you some coupons. And I said, can
Speaker 1: we have your email address? I give me the email
Speaker 1: address and they go, is this still your address? I go, yep.
Speaker 1: You know why because they saw it if they scrolled
Speaker 1: up and they said the last they said your stuff
Speaker 1: to the last time, right, which is, by the way,
Speaker 1: that's bonus free dessert. In my opinion, you weren't. You
Speaker 1: weren't looking for free dessert. You weren't owed free dessert
Speaker 1: because it wasn't so bad customer service. This is the
Speaker 1: problem with the coupons. Is if you used the coupons,
Speaker 1: you can't use the app. You can't pay. I gotta checks,
Speaker 1: and I understand the whole rudeness thing. And I'll sit
Speaker 1: right here. If we just go to Taco Bell and
Speaker 1: they asked you to get out of the drive through
Speaker 1: tweeting me, let me know that bullshit. But it is bullshit.
Speaker 1: But here's the problem with that. You're kind of it
Speaker 1: at there, You're at their mercy. You're you know, it
Speaker 1: wasn't in this specific case. Bertie, you know, I Love,
Speaker 1: I Love, And you went to a restaurant and they say, hey, Sary,
Speaker 1: is that Mr Jones? We're out of plates. Can you
Speaker 1: come in the kitchen and we'll just throw food in
Speaker 1: your mouth? Would you? Would you be okay with you?
Speaker 1: But that's not this circumstance. Hey, Mr Jones, we don't
Speaker 1: want our customers to wait for a table. We're a
Speaker 1: little busy. Can you go sit in the parking lot.
Speaker 1: We have a fold up table, a little bridge table
Speaker 1: and fold up. You can sit in the parking lot.
Speaker 1: Because we don't want you to wait for your buzzer
Speaker 1: to go off. We don't want to look like you're
Speaker 1: waiting for your table. So we're gonna like you sit
Speaker 1: in the food court. How about that? How about that?
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, listen, you're gonna love Taco Bell and like,
Speaker 1: don't tweet me, don't eat there. I love Taco Bell.
Speaker 1: You're going to pay a consequence if you piss them off.
Speaker 1: It was rude for them and obnoxious for them to
Speaker 1: ask you to move. Absolutely, but you're at their mercy.
Speaker 1: He stop. Yeah, he's not moving. That means they're angry.
Speaker 1: And when they're angry, they're gonna wipe the floors with
Speaker 1: your food. You're gonna do some damage. I'm still alive,
Speaker 1: I know, but I don't know it. Do you know?
Speaker 1: Make gallons of spit you've consumed over the years, and
Speaker 1: then to go a step further and and and sit
Speaker 1: in the spot and call corporate you that was a
Speaker 1: lot of extra time. I felt so good, I know,
Speaker 1: but I just want to get on your way because
Speaker 1: I was I was got something else to do, receive
Speaker 1: my MEXI melt no pico while I was dialing, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, it and I was checking to make sure
Speaker 1: that it messed up my order. I did. I did.
Speaker 1: By the way I looked in the in the soft taco,
Speaker 1: I unrolled it. I looked for a little spit. I
Speaker 1: did look. I have to say I didn't see it.
Speaker 1: Sounds fine. There's no pubic hair and I didn't see
Speaker 1: any pubs. No pubs. Pubs did I just ripped something
Speaker 1: out and just threw it. But I'm forgetting something. Fuck
Speaker 1: you Rosita, fuck you Shaniko, would know you and fuck
Speaker 1: you ed with no name tag funk all three of
Speaker 1: you don't know where you're from or I'm from Wenna.
Speaker 1: Put that ship on it. Take take from anybody. I
Speaker 1: screw the song rockin Boys brock Brock