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Speaker 1: The Nikki niy Hello, Happy Thursday. End of the week.

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Speaker 1: Uh God, I gotta be honest, I need a little

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Speaker 1: break after this week, not from this though. Interestingly enough,

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Speaker 1: The thing I always say about this podcast that I

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Speaker 1: never dread it. I'm always looking forward to it, even

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Speaker 1: when my week is insane and I have to wake up, Uh,

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Speaker 1: you know, a couple of hours earlier to do this,

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Speaker 1: and it's hard to get out of bed. Sometimes I'd

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Speaker 1: never go, how am I gonna how am I gonna

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Speaker 1: get my brain or you know, like around this or whatever.

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Speaker 1: Like it's always, um feels good to to to get

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Speaker 1: here and to start and to say hello to you guys. So, hello, besties,

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Speaker 1: Thank you for listening to the show. Whether you're new

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Speaker 1: or old or young or old, whatever you are, Um

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Speaker 1: Thursday's show, We've got it stuff lined up for you.

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Speaker 1: Can't wait to get to the news, can't wait to

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Speaker 1: get to UM your voicemails and your notes and uh

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Speaker 1: and to talk to Andrew because um, I haven't seen

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Speaker 1: him all week. I mean, this is the only time

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Speaker 1: that we were talking right now. Because I'm in Los Angeles.

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Speaker 1: My roommate Andrew Collin is of course in St. Louis

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Speaker 1: holding down the fort, playing golf, um, living the life. Um.

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Speaker 1: We had a little uh a little we we like

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Speaker 1: bumped Heed's the other day. It was so interesting. No,

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Speaker 1: I just want to hear your side of things. Um

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Speaker 1: he you know, I uh it's interesting. I maybe shouldn't

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Speaker 1: even work this out on here, but I feel like

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Speaker 1: I'm going to be fair about it because I arrived

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Speaker 1: at a place where I saw what I did wrong.

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Speaker 1: Um he, I think, and I won't say what I think.

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Speaker 1: Let me just say my side of it. That's how

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Speaker 1: I approach conflict now. It's like what I brought to it. Um.

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Speaker 1: You guys know, I can be a bitch to Andrew

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Speaker 1: sometimes because he's someone that I live with, and I

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Speaker 1: can take my anger out on him. And sometimes he

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Speaker 1: is so fun and easy going and doesn't um and

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Speaker 1: allows himself to uh work hard and then play hard

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Speaker 1: or just like lay hard. Uh and I resent that

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Speaker 1: because I have this. Um, if I lay hard, I

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Speaker 1: can't just like enjoy a show that I'm watching. I

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Speaker 1: think about what I could be doing and how much

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Speaker 1: Uh this is probably hurting my career, thus making less

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Speaker 1: money in my bank account, which isn't because I want

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Speaker 1: to buy fashions. I don't even think that's what it's

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Speaker 1: called when you do that. It's just like I feel

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Speaker 1: like I'm letting down my parents and my niece and

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Speaker 1: nephew and my even though they're not responsible. I'm not

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Speaker 1: responsible for them the money. I think of work as

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Speaker 1: them surviving the apocalypse, like that is how I think

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Speaker 1: is or surviving tragedy. Like if you know someone God

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Speaker 1: forbid gets an illness that isn't wor by their their insurance,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, Okay, I have to take this gig so

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Speaker 1: that in case that happens, I can just pay out

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Speaker 1: of pocket for it and then they don't have to stress,

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Speaker 1: and then their lack of stress might actually lead to

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Speaker 1: that cancer not metastas, mestastas, metastasize, whatever it is Like this,

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Speaker 1: I just want to and it's like it's not my responsibility.

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Speaker 1: All of this is ridiculous, but I just my need

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Speaker 1: to work is not based on I want more people

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Speaker 1: It's based on I want to save my family and

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Speaker 1: the people I love, and I also want to um

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Speaker 1: make people feel good, which is like this new kind

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Speaker 1: of I don't know like mission I have, which is

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Speaker 1: I'm kind of succeeding at because I don't know, people

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Speaker 1: have always kind of said, oh, your comedy means this

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Speaker 1: to me, made me laugh so hard, thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: And then ever since doing this podcast, I've just gotten

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Speaker 1: inundated with so many people feeling better about themselves and

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Speaker 1: these things, and um, it just really means a lot,

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Speaker 1: and like that's what I want to keep doing. And

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Speaker 1: even yesterday I was on this show that I can't

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Speaker 1: talk about, and like people on the show knew me

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Speaker 1: as like a comedian and obviously and they're like, you know,

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Speaker 1: when like someone expects something of you. I mean, maybe

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Speaker 1: you don't know this, but as a comedian, when people

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Speaker 1: have only seen like your roast compilations, I know I

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Speaker 1: just were everywhere there on Facebook. It's like what people

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Speaker 1: have seen of me first and foremost, but it's just

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Speaker 1: such a concentrate. It's like the best version of me.

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Speaker 1: That is I took a village to build and so

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Speaker 1: when I'm on my own, I I default to not

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Speaker 1: like roasty. So yesterday on the set, I was just

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Speaker 1: you know, uh quick witted, which I obviously was. But I, um,

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Speaker 1: I don't feel like anyone's disappointed because in the end,

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Speaker 1: It was like an amazing, amazing episode of the show

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Speaker 1: I shot, and the show has been around a while,

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Speaker 1: and I just felt it from the host all the

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Speaker 1: way down to you know, the crew of you know

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Speaker 1: you treated this like, um, like you were a super

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Speaker 1: fan of the show. And I admitted even to the

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Speaker 1: you know I told you yesterday. I admitted to the

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Speaker 1: producers that I had never seen the show, which they

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Speaker 1: were a little taken aback by it first, and then

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Speaker 1: they like understood, It's just honesty. Sometimes people are like

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Speaker 1: you don't need to be that honest. But I just

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Speaker 1: think if you don't say that, it's assumed you've seen

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Speaker 1: the show, and I don't want anyone to assume that.

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Speaker 1: And honestly, it's a better story then I've seen the

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Speaker 1: show and I'm a fan, which would be a lie.

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Speaker 1: It's a better story to say I have never seen it.

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Speaker 1: I also have never seen all of these shows that

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Speaker 1: are critically acclaimed, so it doesn't speak anything of your show.

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Speaker 1: And also, now that I've seen the clips of your show,

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Speaker 1: I'm such a huge fan and like, I'm so honored

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Speaker 1: to be here and I know what I've been missing.

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Speaker 1: It was like the truth speaks more. And even if

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Speaker 1: go into the show and I've agreed to the show

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Speaker 1: that I should have seen. By this point, it's been

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Speaker 1: on for a while, it has been critically acclaimed since

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Speaker 1: the get go. I could go in and just say, listen,

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Speaker 1: i've never seen this show. I'm so glad you guys

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Speaker 1: asked me, and I said yes, because I know how

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Speaker 1: just walk it. I just wanna I maybe should don't

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Speaker 1: guys assumed that I had seen it, but um, I

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Speaker 1: that was not part to the contract. So like, I

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Speaker 1: didn't do anything dishonest by saying yes to this, And

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Speaker 1: I can't wait to live this show in the moment

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Speaker 1: and and see it for the first time right now. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's honest, and maybe we'll get something special out of

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Speaker 1: it that you wouldn't get out of it if I

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Speaker 1: had seen it a bunch, you know, or lied and

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Speaker 1: said because I've done that before, you guys, you have to.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you're probably doing it today at some point

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Speaker 1: where someone set you up for a question and you go, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: for it. It's very rare that someone follows up and goes, oh,

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Speaker 1: what was your favorite episode? Oh tell me a plot

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Speaker 1: point that you and and this is about anything it

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Speaker 1: it any kind of like kind of example of someone

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Speaker 1: remember one time one of my favorite Amy Schumer moments

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Speaker 1: like this, this kind of honesty I've been witnessing, I

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Speaker 1: about it. That's what Sam Harris would say. Find something

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Speaker 1: to be mean. But Amy wasn't mean. She just said

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Speaker 1: and we're like, like, I felt so awkward because this

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Speaker 1: and I was like, I just witnessed something that I've

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Speaker 1: didn't have anything nice to say, and that's all you

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Speaker 1: in your What up? Andrew? What's going on? You know?

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Speaker 1: Not much? Um? I how's how did you sleep last night?

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Speaker 1: I slept good. I hung out with your brother in law.

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Speaker 1: He's just like one of us. He's a he's a bestie.

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Speaker 1: like down for funny, gross stuff and like there was

428
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Speaker 1: one he gave. There's a video of him where uh

429
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:42,480
Speaker 1: Harlow who's now four, was a baby and sitting on

430
00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:44,760
Speaker 1: my dad's lap, and he was and Matt was wearing

431
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:48,560
Speaker 1: a spandex um onesie because we ran a race that morning,

432
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:51,480
Speaker 1: and he pulled he was pulled it up so it

433
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:54,080
Speaker 1: was like borre at, like camel toe, and he started.

434
00:20:54,119 --> 00:20:57,160
Speaker 1: My mom is making Thanksgiving dinner in the kitchen next

435
00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:59,840
Speaker 1: to us, and he starts gyrating and gives my dad

436
00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:02,160
Speaker 1: a gives his son and my dad a lap dance

437
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,960
Speaker 1: in the spandex and I was just like, I can't

438
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:08,919
Speaker 1: believe this person exists. Like no one, no one is

439
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:13,719
Speaker 1: that free unless you're like a comedian around comedians, at

440
00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:17,359
Speaker 1: least in my experience. Last night, we were. First of all,

441
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:19,919
Speaker 1: everyone on his team was kind of a similar vibe.

442
00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:22,480
Speaker 1: They all know they suck. It's funny to be on

443
00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:25,520
Speaker 1: a team because I'm pretty competitive. They all know they're

444
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:28,760
Speaker 1: gonna lose before the game starts and they playing other

445
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:33,640
Speaker 1: guys right what they're playing other? Like you're playing who

446
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:37,800
Speaker 1: are you playing against? We're playing each other? No? No, no, no,

447
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:41,080
Speaker 1: like another guy team, like a bunch of plumber guys

448
00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:44,120
Speaker 1: who were really good, who all played baseball, probably in college.

449
00:21:44,359 --> 00:21:46,399
Speaker 1: So we knew we were gonna lose. And at one

450
00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:48,679
Speaker 1: point I think we lost the first game fourteen nothing

451
00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:52,960
Speaker 1: and I heard my hamstring running five ft, which was great.

452
00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:57,719
Speaker 1: And then the second game scoring any runs and Matt

453
00:21:57,760 --> 00:22:00,919
Speaker 1: is like, uh, Mac goes, show my dick if we

454
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:04,200
Speaker 1: score a run, and sure enough, we scored a run

455
00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:06,520
Speaker 1: and they go, Matt, we've already seen your dick. We

456
00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:11,680
Speaker 1: don't need I mean this is honestly, I'm shocked. I've

457
00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:14,320
Speaker 1: never seen that stick and I feel like that's something

458
00:22:14,359 --> 00:22:20,000
Speaker 1: that um, that's the one. Yeah, I mean it was

459
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:24,040
Speaker 1: to be out there. I mean they friends too. Yeah,

460
00:22:24,119 --> 00:22:28,000
Speaker 1: I mean you're one of them and you're yeah, I'm

461
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:33,560
Speaker 1: so glad. I'm so glad. They're all did you meet bart?

462
00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:36,600
Speaker 1: I met ten guys. You're bad with names, but yeah, okay, yeah,

463
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:38,119
Speaker 1: that's a lot. Two of the guys went to school

464
00:22:38,119 --> 00:22:42,960
Speaker 1: with Lauren the go to Perkwood years. Yeah, probably Scott

465
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:46,760
Speaker 1: and someone else. Yeah, and Paul. Yeah, I'm glad we

466
00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:51,119
Speaker 1: did something social with people my family. That's so fun.

467
00:22:52,119 --> 00:22:54,120
Speaker 1: It was funny. Yeah, I know I'm living like a St.

468
00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:56,600
Speaker 1: Louis life morning like you like, I'm part of your

469
00:22:56,640 --> 00:23:00,760
Speaker 1: family and you're in l A And I'm just sick here. St. Louis.

470
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:04,280
Speaker 1: Please live it up. You know, I'm not playing softball

471
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:06,879
Speaker 1: with anyone. Um. He always that's always the one that

472
00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:08,960
Speaker 1: like I go over just to drop something off, like

473
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,760
Speaker 1: a dog leash or something. He'll be like, hey, do

474
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:12,439
Speaker 1: you want to run a marathon tomorrow? I'm just like

475
00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:16,200
Speaker 1: gonna run one. And I'm just like, know what he's doing.

476
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:22,840
Speaker 1: He's doing a canoe race. Yeah. He does fourteen ers

477
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:26,120
Speaker 1: in Colorado, which are like these mountains that you there's

478
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:31,280
Speaker 1: fourteen mountains that are some elevation or something if you

479
00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:34,520
Speaker 1: know mountain nearing you know this, and uh, he's done

480
00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:38,560
Speaker 1: like twelve of them and he it risks his life.

481
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:42,120
Speaker 1: And I'm always like, you have children, you're not my mom,

482
00:23:42,119 --> 00:23:43,480
Speaker 1: and I go, You're not allowed to go on this.

483
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:45,879
Speaker 1: This is too dangerous. We've seen the footage. It's like

484
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:49,600
Speaker 1: you're you're gonna die, he is alleged ed. He's so

485
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:53,160
Speaker 1: funny and I'm gonna I'm gonna post on our I'm

486
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:55,239
Speaker 1: going to post on our account the video of him

487
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:57,240
Speaker 1: giving a lap dance to my dad and his son.

488
00:23:57,320 --> 00:23:59,800
Speaker 1: I found it and I will post it so that

489
00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:01,640
Speaker 1: you as right now can go and watch it because

490
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:03,520
Speaker 1: it's so funny. He's not wearing a onesie like I thought,

491
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:07,080
Speaker 1: but it's as close as as I was close. What

492
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:09,720
Speaker 1: I love about Matt is like he's doing this three

493
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:13,320
Speaker 1: forty canoe races, like the longest canoe, but he would

494
00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:15,480
Speaker 1: never he brings it up like I don't even know

495
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:17,760
Speaker 1: why I'm doing it as opposed to so many other people.

496
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:21,680
Speaker 1: If you're like a mountaineer, like a personality, that would

497
00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:24,800
Speaker 1: be like yeah, yeah, not at all. And he was

498
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:27,840
Speaker 1: really good at softball last night, and and uh, we

499
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,280
Speaker 1: just had so much fun. And then it was interesting though,

500
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:33,480
Speaker 1: because Brenna was coming over and I and I got

501
00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:35,639
Speaker 1: asked to play softball after we already had plans, and

502
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:38,919
Speaker 1: I was so nervous about telling her to like maybe

503
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:42,720
Speaker 1: delay the plans because I'm just used to people like

504
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:46,480
Speaker 1: X is like being like what how could you and

505
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:48,720
Speaker 1: she was so cool about it, and I'm expecting I'm

506
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:54,119
Speaker 1: so nervous. Yeah, well yeah, two xes, I know, but

507
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:56,160
Speaker 1: one of them didn't even like you, and the other

508
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:58,480
Speaker 1: one I feel like I guess that one was the

509
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:01,960
Speaker 1: later one was the one you were scared to disappoint

510
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:06,400
Speaker 1: and get one didn't really talk to you. Yeah, yeah,

511
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:09,520
Speaker 1: she didn't. College one was like yeah, I would have

512
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:14,520
Speaker 1: been like, oh good, do anything else? But you guys

513
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:17,720
Speaker 1: never even had plans. Yeah. Yeah, Um. I just want

514
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:19,440
Speaker 1: to shout out to if you're going to St. Louis,

515
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:21,960
Speaker 1: My Matt, the coolest guy in the world. He does

516
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:24,480
Speaker 1: big money adventures, which is like, if you're an outdoors

517
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:26,439
Speaker 1: person and you want to go to St. Louis and

518
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:28,640
Speaker 1: plan a trip and I don't know, maybe come just

519
00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:31,639
Speaker 1: run into me and Andrew around town. There was someone

520
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:33,880
Speaker 1: actually at the baseball game that we went to when

521
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:35,680
Speaker 1: we were on the street that were like, we're visiting St.

522
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:37,200
Speaker 1: Louis and we were talking about what we run into

523
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:39,320
Speaker 1: NICKI and Andrew and we just ran into Like it's

524
00:25:39,359 --> 00:25:41,240
Speaker 1: so crazy. We're around town. So if you want to

525
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:42,840
Speaker 1: come around and just like see if you run into

526
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:44,880
Speaker 1: a St. Louis is a great town. We have um

527
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:48,119
Speaker 1: look into the city museum, look into going to a

528
00:25:48,119 --> 00:25:50,080
Speaker 1: baseball game, like it's a place to go. And then

529
00:25:50,119 --> 00:25:53,120
Speaker 1: Big Money Adventures is like it's too muddy dot com

530
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:55,520
Speaker 1: the number two. I'm not. They didn't ask me to

531
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:58,840
Speaker 1: do this obviously, but they just do canoe trips UH

532
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:01,480
Speaker 1: that are guided, like really cool stuff in the St.

533
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:03,960
Speaker 1: Louis area and uh and Matt runs all of it,

534
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,960
Speaker 1: and he's on the he's on the tour. He's hilarious.

535
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:07,840
Speaker 1: And then there's this like wet old man who will

536
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:11,440
Speaker 1: also guide you, and his name is Big Muddy Mike

537
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,080
Speaker 1: and UM. I talked about him on the podcast last

538
00:26:14,119 --> 00:26:15,920
Speaker 1: summer because I went on a canoe trip to prove

539
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:18,080
Speaker 1: to myself that I don't like things. I was like,

540
00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:20,600
Speaker 1: oncever all, I'll do this and I'll really try to

541
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:22,080
Speaker 1: like it, and then if I do it and don't

542
00:26:22,119 --> 00:26:23,480
Speaker 1: like it, I never have to do it again. And

543
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:25,520
Speaker 1: I didn't like it. And I really didn't like when

544
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:27,879
Speaker 1: they did this like demo tour that like they're like,

545
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,159
Speaker 1: if you fall out of the boat, here's how to

546
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:31,760
Speaker 1: get back in. And because I was like in Matt's

547
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:34,520
Speaker 1: boat and He's one of the leaders. They were like,

548
00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:37,120
Speaker 1: there was this big money Mike who's like an older

549
00:26:37,119 --> 00:26:40,000
Speaker 1: guy that's like a river guy, the number one top

550
00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:41,960
Speaker 1: dog in this in the in the probably in the

551
00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:45,800
Speaker 1: region of like uh doing these kind of adventures. Just

552
00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:50,280
Speaker 1: is the river He like a sunburn wet old man.

553
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:54,720
Speaker 1: He I can't say that because I was talking about this,

554
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:58,240
Speaker 1: not thinking big muddy Mike would ever hear the podcast.

555
00:26:58,280 --> 00:26:59,800
Speaker 1: It was last summer. I was like depressed. I was

556
00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:02,040
Speaker 1: going on this canoe trip. They do a demo where

557
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:05,280
Speaker 1: they Matt goes, me and Mike are going to switch canoes,

558
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:07,160
Speaker 1: and I'm like, me and my sister were like, no,

559
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:09,720
Speaker 1: do not do this. We do not want that that.

560
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:11,919
Speaker 1: We don't want big money Mike like crawling in their

561
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:14,040
Speaker 1: canoe and doing this like how to get how to

562
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:16,160
Speaker 1: be rescued and like getting us all wet, and like

563
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:18,159
Speaker 1: just we're gonna have to help him in. He was like,

564
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:19,840
Speaker 1: we have to do this, We're doing Nikki, just do it.

565
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:21,760
Speaker 1: And I'm like, Matt, don'lt. So Matt falls out of

566
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:24,960
Speaker 1: our canoe, goes over to Mike's canoe, Mike comes over

567
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:27,119
Speaker 1: to ours, he gets into our canoe. It was very

568
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:28,840
Speaker 1: quick and it wasn't as bad as Lauren and I

569
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:30,119
Speaker 1: thought it was gonna be. We were just like, we

570
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:32,120
Speaker 1: just want to be done. We don't want the stupid

571
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:36,359
Speaker 1: demo of how to like survive And and I described

572
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:39,240
Speaker 1: this guy as a wet old man getting in the canoe.

573
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:42,920
Speaker 1: And then he heard the podcast and I saw him again.

574
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,080
Speaker 1: He was like wet old man, huh, and he like

575
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:47,320
Speaker 1: loved it. He was like, everyone calls him wet old

576
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:51,840
Speaker 1: man now, so he is a wet you gotta think.

577
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:54,119
Speaker 1: At one point someone called him big Muddy Mike, and

578
00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:56,639
Speaker 1: he was cool with it. You know, that's a cool

579
00:27:56,760 --> 00:28:00,639
Speaker 1: name because that's true. That's like gets in the thing

580
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:02,879
Speaker 1: of it, like adding, people do not like when you

581
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:05,960
Speaker 1: say old if they're actually old, and he's actually not.

582
00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:08,879
Speaker 1: He doesn't even look that old. He's like he should

583
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:12,800
Speaker 1: be because he's been like sunburned and weathered by the rapids.

584
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:16,120
Speaker 1: But he's he's like spry. And so I felt bad

585
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:18,119
Speaker 1: that I called him old, but he seemed to embrace it.

586
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:20,560
Speaker 1: I love a guy that doesn't take offense to me

587
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:22,359
Speaker 1: talking a little shit. And it wasn't s it was

588
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:25,600
Speaker 1: just it was honest to be honest speaking about honest.

589
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:29,359
Speaker 1: I was walking the Whole Foods and I whope foods.

590
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:34,760
Speaker 1: I don't know why we say hope foods. But this, uh,

591
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:37,960
Speaker 1: this guy had his earphones in and he walked past

592
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:42,600
Speaker 1: me and he goes, yo, hey man, I'm listening to you.

593
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:46,440
Speaker 1: And I go what, And and then I walk over

594
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:48,960
Speaker 1: and he shows me he's listening. He's a bestie and

595
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 1: he lives in our building. Like, and I had a

596
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:55,800
Speaker 1: great conversation. Didn't you know that we were in the

597
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:57,920
Speaker 1: building with him? Is that how we get started off

598
00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:01,680
Speaker 1: the podcast? Because he read but she was a fail? Okay,

599
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:04,560
Speaker 1: he saw your like Comedy Central half hour years ago

600
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:08,520
Speaker 1: and yeah, and he was he was so nice. He's

601
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:14,320
Speaker 1: a scientist slash doctor which solid slash. He's cute is

602
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:16,960
Speaker 1: does he have a Does he have a girlfriend? Yeah,

603
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,600
Speaker 1: he lives with her. Cool. Well we need to be

604
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:22,320
Speaker 1: friends with them. Um, yeah, I love that. That is

605
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:24,400
Speaker 1: so fun. That happened to me too. With Melanie. I

606
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:26,240
Speaker 1: talked about it like, I was walking by this girl

607
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:27,760
Speaker 1: on the street that I had met prior and I

608
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:30,280
Speaker 1: told her about my podcast. So and then she goes,

609
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:31,920
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm listening. I look at me. I

610
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,640
Speaker 1: was listening right now and she showed me. And then

611
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:36,719
Speaker 1: today I was at Starbucks just now this this girl, Jill,

612
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:39,200
Speaker 1: who had just met she hurt. She was next to me.

613
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:41,240
Speaker 1: She had the same Cell McCartney bag that I have,

614
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:43,560
Speaker 1: and I've never seen anyone else wear it. She was

615
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:45,680
Speaker 1: super cute and she had her dog had this really

616
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:49,160
Speaker 1: cute collar by Sambo Boho on at Sea. That's I

617
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:53,080
Speaker 1: gotta remember at Sambo Samba Boho and it's a dog

618
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:56,520
Speaker 1: collar that was like turquoise beat. It was beautiful. She's like,

619
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:59,040
Speaker 1: I was like, it's worth it. I got to meet

620
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:04,360
Speaker 1: you because I complimented that, and she uh. She was

621
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:05,720
Speaker 1: like I wanted to kind of be friends with her

622
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:07,560
Speaker 1: because she goes, I live out of hotels right now,

623
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:09,280
Speaker 1: and I go, I live out of hotels really, like

624
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:11,600
Speaker 1: I'm staying at this one right now that is so terrible,

625
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:13,920
Speaker 1: Like it's I'm never staying there again. I love this area,

626
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:15,480
Speaker 1: but I just took a risk. She was like, Okay,

627
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:16,640
Speaker 1: here are the ones to say that. She gave me

628
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:19,239
Speaker 1: a list, so it was really and I go As

629
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:21,160
Speaker 1: I was leaving, I was like, well, you like find

630
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:23,120
Speaker 1: me on Instagram. That's the new like, can we be friends?

631
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:25,240
Speaker 1: I was like, find me on Instagram. I go, I'm

632
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:28,640
Speaker 1: my name's Nikki. I'm a comedian. She goes, I realized

633
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:30,520
Speaker 1: when I heard your voice, I like thought, and then

634
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:32,440
Speaker 1: when I heard your voice, it confirmed and I was like, oh,

635
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:34,400
Speaker 1: I don't expect anyone to ever know me. But she

636
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:35,800
Speaker 1: didn't say she was a busty or anything. But I

637
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:38,520
Speaker 1: bet she's going to be after um after today, because

638
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:41,360
Speaker 1: I really was charming. I wanted to be friends with her,

639
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:43,160
Speaker 1: so shout out to Jill, shout out to look at

640
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:46,880
Speaker 1: Sambo Boho if you're looking for a really cool dog accessory.

641
00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:50,200
Speaker 1: And then um oh, I wanted to We only have

642
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:51,760
Speaker 1: a couple of minutes, but I wanted to follow up

643
00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:53,320
Speaker 1: on something I started at the top of the show

644
00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:57,360
Speaker 1: that I didn't get to and I really don't want to, like, please,

645
00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:59,360
Speaker 1: I don't want to make this like weird between us.

646
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:01,120
Speaker 1: I don't want it to said it's vibe for the show,

647
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:02,880
Speaker 1: So just know I'm only bringing up not to make

648
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:05,240
Speaker 1: things weird. But the other day, when I sent you

649
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:09,800
Speaker 1: the package screenshots of like because at our place we

650
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:13,280
Speaker 1: get alerts when a package arrives that says Hey, here's

651
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:14,880
Speaker 1: the code, go type it in and then like a

652
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:17,560
Speaker 1: little door swings open of this like locker. It's awesome.

653
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:19,440
Speaker 1: It's like Amazon lockers if you've ever done that in

654
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:21,960
Speaker 1: our building. And so I just sent and like I

655
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,960
Speaker 1: was getting a bunch of texts. I was like, I

656
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:26,520
Speaker 1: just got off a podcast. I had like twenty two texts,

657
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:28,800
Speaker 1: and I saw the package delivery and I just screenshot

658
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:30,360
Speaker 1: it and I like did the arrow thing where you

659
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:32,520
Speaker 1: screenshot it and then you send it to someone. And

660
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:34,240
Speaker 1: I didn't write anything with it. I just sent it

661
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:36,440
Speaker 1: to Andrew without being like, hey, could you pack? Like

662
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:37,880
Speaker 1: could you pick this up? I just sent him the

663
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:40,400
Speaker 1: screenshot that says you have a parcel pending? And then

664
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:44,040
Speaker 1: Andrew followed up with can you ask? Is that what

665
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:49,960
Speaker 1: you said? Can you ask? Yeah? Can you ask? That's

666
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:52,000
Speaker 1: the thing. I like, I knew everything that can I

667
00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:53,680
Speaker 1: just say what I thought went into it? So you

668
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:55,440
Speaker 1: wrote back, can you ask? And at first I was like,

669
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:57,520
Speaker 1: oh my god, he's mad at me, and that's this

670
00:31:57,560 --> 00:31:59,360
Speaker 1: whole thing. I bet he likes sat And like I

671
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:01,480
Speaker 1: was like by eating his nails and like walking back

672
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:03,560
Speaker 1: and forth and like kicked the room ba and like

673
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:05,560
Speaker 1: I was like mad, it was like I'm not gonna

674
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:10,120
Speaker 1: do her ship and went through that and then you

675
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:13,200
Speaker 1: sent it. Because you didn't send it right away. It

676
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:15,280
Speaker 1: wasn't just like yeah, can you I'll get out can

677
00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:17,040
Speaker 1: you ask like fun? It was like there was a

678
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:21,280
Speaker 1: lot of emotion behind it, and I just go, uh oh, yeah, sorry,

679
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:23,440
Speaker 1: because I thought it was like, um, follow up one,

680
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:25,080
Speaker 1: because sometimes if you don't get a package, which I

681
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:27,720
Speaker 1: had set you one before the day before and been like, hey,

682
00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:29,680
Speaker 1: can you get this? I did ask with it and

683
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:32,680
Speaker 1: then or I said please after it and then thank

684
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:35,440
Speaker 1: you and then uh something as you get one that's

685
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:37,760
Speaker 1: like you didn't pick this up? Can you here's a reminder?

686
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:39,320
Speaker 1: It's still there? And I thought it was a reminder

687
00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:40,880
Speaker 1: that you hadn't gotten the one that I asked for before,

688
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:42,400
Speaker 1: so I was just sending you like what I thought

689
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:44,320
Speaker 1: was a reminder, but it was actually a reminder of

690
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:45,920
Speaker 1: one that I hadn't sent you, so it was like

691
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:48,200
Speaker 1: a new one to ask you. You had already gotten

692
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:50,840
Speaker 1: other ones, which I didn't know at the time. Um,

693
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:54,320
Speaker 1: but I should have asked you right Like. It was

694
00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:56,120
Speaker 1: all due to the fact that I was like just

695
00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:59,280
Speaker 1: busy and like trying to like go through a bunch

696
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:01,400
Speaker 1: of stuff and like so many texts to write back to,

697
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:03,320
Speaker 1: but no excuse. I will always ask you. And I

698
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,520
Speaker 1: like that you asked for that in return. But it

699
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:09,840
Speaker 1: was funny afterwards, I wrote back, let me see what

700
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:11,200
Speaker 1: I wrote back, just so I can pull it up.

701
00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:15,959
Speaker 1: I wrote back, um, uh uh, he goes. Can you

702
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,040
Speaker 1: ask me? And you go, oh sorry, I thought I did.

703
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:19,840
Speaker 1: It was the one I sent you before. Thanks, and

704
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:21,360
Speaker 1: you said, all good, it's different. Then you send me

705
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:24,480
Speaker 1: pictures of the packages you've got yesterday. I said, okay, sorry, thanks,

706
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:28,080
Speaker 1: and then um, But the funny thing is like after

707
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:30,080
Speaker 1: I wrote back, oh sorry, I thought you did. It

708
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:32,080
Speaker 1: was the one I sent before. I saw like dot

709
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:35,480
Speaker 1: dot dots come up and then go away and then

710
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:39,440
Speaker 1: come up again and then go away and then come

711
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:41,880
Speaker 1: up for a really long time and then go away.

712
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:44,479
Speaker 1: And I was like, just it's it's gonna be okay.

713
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:48,200
Speaker 1: I'm not like I know that you you elevated it

714
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:51,120
Speaker 1: to like I'm standing up for myself and I was

715
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:54,320
Speaker 1: accountable and admitted that I shouldn't have done that, and

716
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:56,880
Speaker 1: I said sorry and everything, and then you're like, well,

717
00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:59,520
Speaker 1: now I I want to kind of not be as

718
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:01,360
Speaker 1: really I don't want her to think I'm mad at her,

719
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:03,680
Speaker 1: and I'm also trying to make it fun, so I

720
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:05,960
Speaker 1: don't know what trying. So I just I've never seen

721
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,040
Speaker 1: you go dot dot dot to me, because dota dot

722
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:10,359
Speaker 1: is like when you're overthinking things, you know, like when

723
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:12,319
Speaker 1: a dotta dot comes up, it's obviously like you just

724
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:13,840
Speaker 1: send it right, like I get a text from you,

725
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:15,719
Speaker 1: but I've never seen one disappear and go back again

726
00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:17,640
Speaker 1: and disappear, And so I just stopped watching because I

727
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:19,719
Speaker 1: was giving me anxiety. And then you go and then

728
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:22,560
Speaker 1: all you wrote was all good, and then another one

729
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:24,920
Speaker 1: I said, it's different, and so it was like whatever

730
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:27,200
Speaker 1: thought you were putting in, you had written something bigger

731
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:29,759
Speaker 1: before that, of like which I don't know what it was.

732
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:31,680
Speaker 1: But then I want to say, it was so cute

733
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:34,160
Speaker 1: because after that, I get all the I'm getting all

734
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:37,239
Speaker 1: these texts from the the group chat that you and

735
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:39,880
Speaker 1: me and Noah I have, and I think Noah was

736
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:42,960
Speaker 1: sharing you had shared something on there right around the

737
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:46,160
Speaker 1: same time Noah rowe back to it, and then you wrote,

738
00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:49,680
Speaker 1: I love you guys, and I was like that's his

739
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:53,800
Speaker 1: way of being like, I just kind of confronted Nikki

740
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:56,399
Speaker 1: about something and I want to like say like it's

741
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:59,080
Speaker 1: all good and I love you. Am I correct in

742
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:01,560
Speaker 1: thinking that that I love of you guys was related

743
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:05,040
Speaker 1: to the little bit of tension we had literally five

744
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:09,759
Speaker 1: minutes beforehand. I mean, because I love you guys to

745
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:14,120
Speaker 1: us often Noah, no, uh well listen, listen a lot

746
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:17,759
Speaker 1: I would say. Of what you just said is right

747
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:21,600
Speaker 1: on the money, Okay. The thing is is this is

748
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:24,680
Speaker 1: the thing. I don't give a funk about getting packages

749
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:27,720
Speaker 1: for you. I don't care about going to Whole Foods

750
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:30,960
Speaker 1: or going to Walgreens. I just care about being asked

751
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:34,799
Speaker 1: at the end of the day. And I'm not that

752
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:38,359
Speaker 1: because I have a problem with can I finish? Can

753
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:42,799
Speaker 1: I finish? Can I finish? Though? So, so when when

754
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:46,080
Speaker 1: when I just get something being like here's a prescription

755
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:49,200
Speaker 1: or like here's this or whatever I get, I get

756
00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:53,279
Speaker 1: defensive because I just want I just want to be

757
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:55,120
Speaker 1: asked and I just want to thank you, that's all.

758
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:57,239
Speaker 1: I don't think that's asking for much. And I think

759
00:35:57,280 --> 00:36:01,120
Speaker 1: what happens is is like you know, um, if we're

760
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 1: if we're in a working establishment like relationship and you're like, hey,

761
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:06,879
Speaker 1: can you grab me this? Yeah, I'm working for you.

762
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,319
Speaker 1: And then when I'm here at the apartment and you're like, hey,

763
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:12,800
Speaker 1: get me disparcel, I'm not working for you anymore. However,

764
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:16,040
Speaker 1: you're paying more rent here. We know that. Blah blah blah.

765
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:19,400
Speaker 1: But it's like, I think they get crossed and I

766
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:22,480
Speaker 1: get I get a little like defensive and I don't

767
00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:25,759
Speaker 1: need to and I don't mean to, and I that

768
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:28,040
Speaker 1: was a perfect response of like, can you ask like?

769
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:30,120
Speaker 1: You can always respond to me that way and it

770
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:32,520
Speaker 1: doesn't need to be like I just don't want you

771
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:35,560
Speaker 1: to go through that because I know, I just know

772
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:38,239
Speaker 1: you so well and I'm not pretending to know that

773
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:41,920
Speaker 1: I'm getting right, but I do believe that you struggled

774
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:45,640
Speaker 1: with the anger you felt after getting that for longer

775
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:48,680
Speaker 1: than you needed to to. You can just right back,

776
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:51,240
Speaker 1: can you ask like you can just be your first

777
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:53,839
Speaker 1: reaction can be what you send, and it can keep

778
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:56,520
Speaker 1: it a lot more lighter and a lot more less

779
00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:59,440
Speaker 1: fraud than it needs to be because I'll always cup

780
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:03,000
Speaker 1: to being Eventually I'll cop to being out of line

781
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:04,680
Speaker 1: because You're right, I didn't need to ask, and it

782
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:07,160
Speaker 1: was a symptom of me being too busy and also

783
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:10,239
Speaker 1: taking you for granted in terms of like, you know,

784
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:15,040
Speaker 1: getting my packages and and and then I I reason, like, well,

785
00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:17,680
Speaker 1: these packages are things that I'm putting in the house

786
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:19,799
Speaker 1: so that our house looks nice. So when you take

787
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:22,400
Speaker 1: videos of yourself and stuff, it's like a nice look

788
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:24,160
Speaker 1: for you, like it's a room bust so you don't

789
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:29,879
Speaker 1: have to So these packages to me are like there

790
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:31,840
Speaker 1: for you. So I I reason that, but it's not

791
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:33,640
Speaker 1: true because sometimes they're not for you at all. And

792
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:36,160
Speaker 1: I do appreciate them, and you are a man who

793
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:39,640
Speaker 1: can pick up things easier than I can, and I

794
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:42,720
Speaker 1: just for me, there's so much stuff I do around

795
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:44,680
Speaker 1: the house that I don't ask for, thank yous for

796
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:47,080
Speaker 1: I don't wait to be asked to do them, because

797
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:49,799
Speaker 1: they're not necessarily things you even care about. But I

798
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:52,960
Speaker 1: just feel like, and I'm not like, I really work

799
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:56,680
Speaker 1: on not resenting the stuff, the extra stuff I do

800
00:37:56,760 --> 00:38:00,319
Speaker 1: that I don't that you don't do, because it's like I,

801
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:01,799
Speaker 1: first of all, I don't ask you to do it,

802
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:05,920
Speaker 1: so why do you know to do it? And also, um,

803
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:08,200
Speaker 1: that's that's up to me. If I want you to

804
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:12,040
Speaker 1: be accountable, I can't like silently resent you. So I like,

805
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:17,920
Speaker 1: I truly don't have resentments about stuff that possibly I

806
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:21,040
Speaker 1: could or possibly Like you know a housewife who's like,

807
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:24,400
Speaker 1: he doesn't do that, Like I don't really don't. And

808
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:27,279
Speaker 1: then when you empty the dishwasher, I feel in a

809
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:31,160
Speaker 1: like you're waiting for me to thank you sometimes and

810
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:34,239
Speaker 1: I go, I don't even And then sometimes I'm like

811
00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:35,600
Speaker 1: I don't want to give it to him because he's

812
00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:37,520
Speaker 1: so proud that he did this small thing when all

813
00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:40,520
Speaker 1: day I've been doing like I know it's in my head,

814
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:43,440
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm literally I'm talking about the sick the

815
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:48,040
Speaker 1: disease I have of like comparing this very this is

816
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:51,840
Speaker 1: very relatable. I know every couple out there, every roommate

817
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:54,160
Speaker 1: situation has that of like I do this and this

818
00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:58,080
Speaker 1: and keeping score. And literally the last time you empty

819
00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:00,799
Speaker 1: the dishwasher I was so grateful for and you were

820
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:02,799
Speaker 1: doing it without me asking, you just started doing it.

821
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:04,880
Speaker 1: And then I was like, I'm not going to think

822
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:06,840
Speaker 1: him because I don't get thank you for what I

823
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:09,200
Speaker 1: do stuff around him, and that did that he could do.

824
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:12,520
Speaker 1: And then I was like why what is are you

825
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:14,960
Speaker 1: gonna win something by not thinking? And aren't you grateful

826
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,720
Speaker 1: that he's doing this? So I was like, shut up, Nikki,

827
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:19,600
Speaker 1: and I was like thank you, Andrew. And then it

828
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:22,759
Speaker 1: was like I let it go. I didn't need and

829
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:26,279
Speaker 1: then the idea that you like want I hate when.

830
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:30,000
Speaker 1: I hate being a person who senses that someone wants something,

831
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,280
Speaker 1: whether it's a thank you or hey, you look nice,

832
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:36,640
Speaker 1: or like is being thirsty for something? Because how did

833
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:40,800
Speaker 1: like I? I don't like that. I'm someone who's instinct

834
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:43,719
Speaker 1: when someone wants something is to withhold it, because that

835
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:46,440
Speaker 1: has been the most painful thing in my life is

836
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:49,600
Speaker 1: is in relationships when I wanted affection or attention or

837
00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:52,520
Speaker 1: love and the person wants to punish me and so

838
00:39:52,719 --> 00:39:55,719
Speaker 1: purposely could give me this thing that is so saying

839
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:58,520
Speaker 1: thank you it's not hard. It's no unless I'm suffering

840
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:00,640
Speaker 1: with laryngitis, it's not hard for me to say. And

841
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:02,719
Speaker 1: I can even do like an Asian bow, you know,

842
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:07,080
Speaker 1: like of thank you. In that case, you withhold something,

843
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:11,080
Speaker 1: when you withold something. It's just like I had to

844
00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:13,200
Speaker 1: stop myself the other day. But what I wanted to

845
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:18,000
Speaker 1: say about the package thing is that I, Oh, this

846
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:20,520
Speaker 1: is the thing about asking you and this is on

847
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:22,440
Speaker 1: me and I just want to figure out where you're

848
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:23,640
Speaker 1: coming from with it. And I think I brought this

849
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:25,800
Speaker 1: up to you before, but sometimes when I ask you

850
00:40:26,239 --> 00:40:29,279
Speaker 1: to do something, this is this is how it goes

851
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:33,640
Speaker 1: to me. And maybe this is maybe one time it happened. Yes,

852
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:36,200
Speaker 1: I go Andrew, could you walk Luigi because I'm dealing

853
00:40:36,239 --> 00:40:38,560
Speaker 1: with Marian and I'm just like, I'm really sorry, thank

854
00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:40,719
Speaker 1: you so like I literally asked like that, Like I'm like,

855
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:42,439
Speaker 1: I hate that I'm asking you to do this because

856
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:45,040
Speaker 1: Luigi is not your spensibility. You're living with a dog

857
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:47,600
Speaker 1: who makes our lives a little bit more hectic. I

858
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:49,640
Speaker 1: don't expect you to ever take care of Luigi and

859
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:52,680
Speaker 1: anyways my dog. But sometimes I go like, can you

860
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:54,919
Speaker 1: walk him? I'm really sorry, like thank you so much,

861
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:57,480
Speaker 1: and you'll just do it. You won't even say yeah,

862
00:40:57,600 --> 00:41:00,000
Speaker 1: You'll just like go grab the leash and it's almost

863
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:02,200
Speaker 1: like you're mad that like that kind of and then

864
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:03,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh god, I remind him of his mom

865
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:06,840
Speaker 1: or something and he's like mad instead of just going

866
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:09,520
Speaker 1: like for me, my ideal situation, which you don't have

867
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:11,879
Speaker 1: to do would be like, yeah, sure, it's no problem,

868
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:14,200
Speaker 1: like just being like, yeah, I got it, and I

869
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:16,680
Speaker 1: think I do think since we had that talk, though,

870
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:19,440
Speaker 1: I do feel like, especially when you were taking care

871
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:25,719
Speaker 1: of Marian and I don't know, I feel like, yeah,

872
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:28,800
Speaker 1: but being a little bit more enthusiastic about helping would

873
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:31,200
Speaker 1: make me feel good and I and maybe that's asking

874
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:33,400
Speaker 1: you to lie because you're not enthusiastic about it, but

875
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:35,200
Speaker 1: I think you should be because you do help me

876
00:41:35,239 --> 00:41:36,880
Speaker 1: out a lot and when you do help me feel

877
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:39,000
Speaker 1: so good and I feel like I want you to

878
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:42,160
Speaker 1: feel good about I know, but I do any things

879
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:44,879
Speaker 1: for me because I really do appreciate it. But for me,

880
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:49,759
Speaker 1: for me, I do feel like like you I get

881
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:52,720
Speaker 1: what you're saying and you're heard, and I just feel

882
00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:56,880
Speaker 1: like sometimes like like I'm asked to do things that

883
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,240
Speaker 1: I want to ask you to do at the time

884
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:02,120
Speaker 1: where it just seems like like a task that is

885
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:07,000
Speaker 1: like and and it's an ego thing. Can e no,

886
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:11,880
Speaker 1: just like hey, I'm doing this podcast? Can you walk Luigi? Um?

887
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:14,520
Speaker 1: And sometimes your tone isn't as nice as you think

888
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:18,080
Speaker 1: it is. And sometimes though, but that being said, I

889
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:21,120
Speaker 1: I really do feel like I've I've made not just

890
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:23,440
Speaker 1: an effort, but like I understand the things you do

891
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:27,920
Speaker 1: for me. I understand, like I'm very very thankful and

892
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:32,080
Speaker 1: grateful for you in my life. And I think like

893
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:35,759
Speaker 1: sometimes like you'll find you know, the negative times when

894
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:38,320
Speaker 1: I'm walking Louis, but like not looking at the times

895
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:40,399
Speaker 1: when like I'm like, yeah, I'll go to Walgreens for you, Hey,

896
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:43,040
Speaker 1: you want stuff from Whole Foods, Like I sometimes think

897
00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:45,799
Speaker 1: like like when you didn't get me something from Whole

898
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:49,000
Speaker 1: Foods the day the weekend that I was watching Marian

899
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:51,080
Speaker 1: and I have to just let this out, and you

900
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:52,520
Speaker 1: and Brenna went to Whole Foods. I didn't know you

901
00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:54,600
Speaker 1: were going to Whole Foods, and you guys didn't get

902
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:57,680
Speaker 1: me anything. I do stuff I got not know that

903
00:42:57,960 --> 00:42:59,640
Speaker 1: you went to wal Foods one time and you didn't

904
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:02,240
Speaker 1: get me an thing. Maybe you went twice that weekend

905
00:43:02,239 --> 00:43:04,440
Speaker 1: and one time you did but the other time you didn't. Ye,

906
00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:08,200
Speaker 1: But that this is my whole point. I know I'm

907
00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:10,480
Speaker 1: saying that I'm wrong for feeling so resentful, and I'm

908
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:13,160
Speaker 1: just releasing it, but I was so upset because I was,

909
00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:16,759
Speaker 1: like I am constantly in like this weekend has been

910
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:19,120
Speaker 1: so hard on me. I don't even I feel like

911
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:22,920
Speaker 1: they he doesn't even acknowledge that I'm like in the

912
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:26,320
Speaker 1: weeds with this fucking dog who literally is falling apart

913
00:43:26,719 --> 00:43:31,080
Speaker 1: a weekend. We were there for you, Luigi. I know,

914
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:34,359
Speaker 1: I know, and I was. I was so grateful for that,

915
00:43:34,719 --> 00:43:37,120
Speaker 1: But I just want to say that, like every time

916
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:39,600
Speaker 1: I go to Whole Foods, I think of something a

917
00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:41,840
Speaker 1: snack I can get you. I I literally bring sex

918
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:45,000
Speaker 1: in my bag for you on airport trips and stuff,

919
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:47,560
Speaker 1: and like that's but that's my job. That's what I'm

920
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:49,440
Speaker 1: choosing to do. That you didn't ask me, So I

921
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:51,759
Speaker 1: think I just need to only get upset when I

922
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:53,799
Speaker 1: ask you for something, like not to be like he

923
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:57,960
Speaker 1: didn't think of me, But I just felt like so

924
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:01,400
Speaker 1: like God, like it would be on my mind if

925
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:04,000
Speaker 1: my roommate was struggling with a dog that had stitches

926
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:06,120
Speaker 1: and like blood coming out, and and I have already

927
00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:08,560
Speaker 1: helped her in a little in ways that she was

928
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:10,680
Speaker 1: so grateful for because she's like I was trying to

929
00:44:10,719 --> 00:44:13,319
Speaker 1: be like thank you, thank you, because I need so bad,

930
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:15,239
Speaker 1: But you don't need to do that either, Like I'm

931
00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:17,239
Speaker 1: here for you, like I want to be there for you,

932
00:44:17,239 --> 00:44:19,759
Speaker 1: and I do want to make you feel grateful, but yeah,

933
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:22,000
Speaker 1: that was just the only thing is like I just

934
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:25,399
Speaker 1: I just don't be how Like, it's kind of hard

935
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:29,560
Speaker 1: when your expectations for me are like, uh, like you're

936
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:33,640
Speaker 1: looking at this mind well the time when you're like, oh,

937
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:35,440
Speaker 1: you didn't go to Whole Food and think of me,

938
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:37,439
Speaker 1: But literally the next time I go, what do you need?

939
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:42,120
Speaker 1: I know you're here. Not as a thing of that,

940
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:44,600
Speaker 1: I wasn't. I wasn't in the right place too. I

941
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:48,440
Speaker 1: was like, justin I resented that moment, but I really

942
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:50,839
Speaker 1: did let it go because I didn't ask you. Guys

943
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:53,200
Speaker 1: had helped so much, and I gave you credit even

944
00:44:53,239 --> 00:44:55,080
Speaker 1: on the podcast for helping me so much that weekend,

945
00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:56,640
Speaker 1: Like I couldn't have done it without you. It was

946
00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:59,719
Speaker 1: way more work than I knew I was taking on

947
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,319
Speaker 1: to take care of that sick dog and the Luigi thing,

948
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:06,400
Speaker 1: like you love Luigi, so for me, I like, I

949
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:09,200
Speaker 1: don't see the problem in asking you to walk him

950
00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:12,560
Speaker 1: because you're going out anyway, and like and and it

951
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:14,520
Speaker 1: shouldn't be a favor to me. It should be just like, oh,

952
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:16,959
Speaker 1: I care about this dog who needs some sunshine. Because

953
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:20,360
Speaker 1: NICKI has been in podcasts back to back for five hours, like,

954
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:22,040
Speaker 1: so I feel like it's not something I should even

955
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:24,160
Speaker 1: have to ask. So I guess I'm saying, will you

956
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:27,839
Speaker 1: help out with Luigi without me asking? And I'll compensate you,

957
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:31,799
Speaker 1: either financially or in some way like that, because I

958
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:33,920
Speaker 1: just need help with Sometimes you don't have to you

959
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:36,279
Speaker 1: don't have to pay me. I appreciate it. And I

960
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:38,200
Speaker 1: love how much you cuddle with Luigi and make him

961
00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:41,360
Speaker 1: feel like loved when like I'm another sometimes I'm like, Andrew,

962
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:43,319
Speaker 1: will you like let him up on the couch and

963
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:45,480
Speaker 1: like hold and just like hug him a little bit,

964
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:47,239
Speaker 1: and you'll like do that and he like loves you

965
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:49,799
Speaker 1: so much and it it just makes me feel because

966
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:51,640
Speaker 1: all I want is that dog to be like loved

967
00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:54,759
Speaker 1: and comfortable, and he's constantly looks sad and scared even

968
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:56,960
Speaker 1: though all I'm doing is trying to make him feel love.

969
00:45:57,040 --> 00:46:00,239
Speaker 1: So I do appreciate you. I love you, And get

970
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:08,080
Speaker 1: to the news. Thank you you heardst first. Oh man,

971
00:46:08,239 --> 00:46:12,440
Speaker 1: it's it's upcast. It's a makeup. I didn't even know

972
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:17,680
Speaker 1: we were going to make up apparently. Um. Also, guys,

973
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:19,960
Speaker 1: have a great time, have all the swells. I might

974
00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:22,759
Speaker 1: not have said all the swells yesterday, a t s.

975
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:25,279
Speaker 1: I apologize if I didn't. If it brought down any

976
00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:27,440
Speaker 1: of your swells, hope they doubled time today. You know,

977
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:29,200
Speaker 1: at the end of the pod yesterday, you go, I

978
00:46:29,239 --> 00:46:31,120
Speaker 1: don't think I said all the cells swells, and then

979
00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:33,000
Speaker 1: no oneh goes the fans will in a snowe. Did

980
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:37,279
Speaker 1: any bestie catch it? I don't think they did, all right,

981
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:39,680
Speaker 1: so maybe I did say it. I don't know anything

982
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:41,800
Speaker 1: you did. I just think our busties are are drunk

983
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:44,680
Speaker 1: on the job. They might be a little drunky. It's okay,

984
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:48,000
Speaker 1: that is a forgotten episode. Well, all the swells will

985
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:52,200
Speaker 1: double all the swells today, alright. A good Samaritan saves

986
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:56,120
Speaker 1: a California woman who was held captive and sexually assaulted

987
00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:59,839
Speaker 1: by her tender date for three days before escaping into

988
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:05,720
Speaker 1: the street. I mean, so uh, I guess this should

989
00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:10,399
Speaker 1: be a good commercial for Bumble, But the news brought

990
00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:13,080
Speaker 1: to you by Bumble, and it's all just tender murder stories.

991
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:17,400
Speaker 1: U dude, this is so sad and scary. So this

992
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:19,840
Speaker 1: woman went on a date. Man, I've done this. I

993
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:23,400
Speaker 1: talked about this on a podcast or a US Weekly interview.

994
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:25,759
Speaker 1: I did yes two days ago about like what was

995
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:28,120
Speaker 1: your worst date? And I go, oh, it this riot thing.

996
00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:30,200
Speaker 1: I want over a guy's house on a first date

997
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:32,680
Speaker 1: because I just didn't want tea or coffee or a meal.

998
00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:35,319
Speaker 1: I didn't want to go out. I wanted to smoke

999
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:37,480
Speaker 1: weed at his dope place in the hills. And he

1000
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:41,680
Speaker 1: seemed nice enough. And my point was like everyone was like, oh,

1001
00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:44,200
Speaker 1: he wanted he expected to have sex, and that's why

1002
00:47:44,239 --> 00:47:46,120
Speaker 1: the date went badly because when it was clear you

1003
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:47,640
Speaker 1: didn't want to have sex because you were coming over

1004
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:48,960
Speaker 1: to his house, like of course you're gonna have sex,

1005
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:51,759
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, that doesn't mean that. But now I

1006
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:54,919
Speaker 1: think about it, and I'm like, that's maybe don't trust

1007
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:58,520
Speaker 1: with a little though. That's true. I showed up in

1008
00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:04,319
Speaker 1: a little bitty bitty itty Um. This reminds me of

1009
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:07,280
Speaker 1: the you know Dahmer. Do you remember? Um? I watched

1010
00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:09,960
Speaker 1: something about Jeffrey not Jeffrey Dahmer. I'm sorry, who's the

1011
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:14,360
Speaker 1: guy that eight people in? Uh? No, that's his brother

1012
00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:19,640
Speaker 1: and uh he was a he was an accountant. Um

1013
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:27,640
Speaker 1: it was yeah he um he one time had he

1014
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:29,759
Speaker 1: would do the same. No on tender obviously because it

1015
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:31,600
Speaker 1: wasn't around I think they it was like the personal

1016
00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:34,800
Speaker 1: ads or whatever. But like truly he would get guys

1017
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:39,160
Speaker 1: gay guys and back in like the seventies eighties when

1018
00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:41,279
Speaker 1: this was happening, like it was a little bit more

1019
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:43,759
Speaker 1: like you couldn't be as open with it. So these

1020
00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:46,360
Speaker 1: guys would probably come to his house, not telling anyone

1021
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:50,680
Speaker 1: where they had been. They'd go there. He would I

1022
00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:52,880
Speaker 1: don't I can't really speak to exactly what would happen,

1023
00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:54,520
Speaker 1: but he would do this thing where he would drill

1024
00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:57,800
Speaker 1: a hole in their brain and then inject um acid

1025
00:48:57,920 --> 00:48:59,799
Speaker 1: or something to like kill a part of their brain

1026
00:48:59,880 --> 00:49:02,440
Speaker 1: that made them be able to talk and speak. But

1027
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:04,520
Speaker 1: they could still walk and talk. They could still walk

1028
00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:07,560
Speaker 1: and talk, but like their brain. It was he did

1029
00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:10,360
Speaker 1: some fucked up ship you know, like and um would

1030
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:12,919
Speaker 1: you know rape all these things. One of them got

1031
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:16,600
Speaker 1: out and was running in the streets like trying to

1032
00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:19,279
Speaker 1: get away, but was also so fucked up from the

1033
00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:21,200
Speaker 1: brain drilling that he would do in a way that

1034
00:49:21,239 --> 00:49:23,799
Speaker 1: he wouldn't even bleed like he would do things. It

1035
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:25,520
Speaker 1: was so fucked up what he would do. So the

1036
00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:27,920
Speaker 1: cops showed up to this guy that was running naked

1037
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:29,919
Speaker 1: and I think he was naked in the street and

1038
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:32,680
Speaker 1: you know, trying to express that he needed help, but

1039
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:37,480
Speaker 1: like couldn't. Very confusing cops show up. Dahmer talks to

1040
00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:39,759
Speaker 1: the cops and says, this is my I forget what

1041
00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:41,800
Speaker 1: he said, this is my brother, this is my he's

1042
00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:46,319
Speaker 1: just like mentally unwell, and then took him back in

1043
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:48,520
Speaker 1: and ended up like his head was in the freezer

1044
00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:51,760
Speaker 1: by the end of the weekend. And but this reminds

1045
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:53,960
Speaker 1: me of the same thing of like, sometimes you see

1046
00:49:54,040 --> 00:49:58,680
Speaker 1: someone who is naked and uh, you know, really roughed

1047
00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:01,640
Speaker 1: up and bloody in the street as a homeless especially

1048
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:06,640
Speaker 1: around Los Angeles, or a woman and screaming, and you go, oh,

1049
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:09,680
Speaker 1: that poor crazy, almost woman, I'm going to ignore her.

1050
00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:12,840
Speaker 1: And a lot of times someone in distress can be

1051
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:15,920
Speaker 1: ignored because it's so scary and literally, what happened to

1052
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:19,920
Speaker 1: this girl, tell me no, no, she was running around

1053
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:23,560
Speaker 1: distressed in the street and people just ignored her. That's

1054
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:26,920
Speaker 1: exactly what happened her. The bystander effect. I don't want

1055
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:29,680
Speaker 1: to deal with it. Someone else will. Um, I have

1056
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:31,880
Speaker 1: to get somewhere. I'm going to drive around this. It

1057
00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:34,280
Speaker 1: doesn't it's too much. I don't want to get blood

1058
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:36,520
Speaker 1: on me. She's naked. It makes me feel awkward all

1059
00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:41,600
Speaker 1: these things. Yes, so someone did help her guy's profile.

1060
00:50:41,719 --> 00:50:45,359
Speaker 1: I wonder what a guy like this tender profiles so much?

1061
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:50,240
Speaker 1: She got out holding a fish right this guy? Yeah?

1062
00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:55,719
Speaker 1: A fish hook? Um due this guy? How do you?

1063
00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:59,839
Speaker 1: How do you? What do you recommend for girls that like,

1064
00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:04,080
Speaker 1: tell for the first date that guy's house, but share

1065
00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:07,759
Speaker 1: your location on your phone? Yeah, tell people where you're going,

1066
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:09,439
Speaker 1: not that he can't just like turn off your phone

1067
00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:13,400
Speaker 1: or whatever. Um uh, don't go to someone's house for

1068
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:18,239
Speaker 1: a first date. Uh, meet in public and but you

1069
00:51:18,239 --> 00:51:19,640
Speaker 1: you know, they could meet you in public and then

1070
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:21,160
Speaker 1: get you back to their place and then this could

1071
00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:26,279
Speaker 1: still happen. So, um, bring a web. I don't even know.

1072
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:28,640
Speaker 1: I honestly don't know. We should like talk to us.

1073
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:31,800
Speaker 1: How long should people talk online before they meet in person?

1074
00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:34,840
Speaker 1: Everyone always says, like, go from the app to a

1075
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:37,480
Speaker 1: date right away, Like, if he doesn't like, just ask

1076
00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:39,560
Speaker 1: them right away. Don't waste your time texting about all

1077
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:40,919
Speaker 1: the stuff that you're going to cover on the first

1078
00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:43,680
Speaker 1: date anyway. I mean, I don't think you need to

1079
00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:49,520
Speaker 1: wait long. Just meet in public and uh maybe read

1080
00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:52,920
Speaker 1: a couple of terrifying stories beforehand to make you a

1081
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:56,040
Speaker 1: little bit scared. When I drive around my dad, when

1082
00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:57,560
Speaker 1: you taught me how to drive, he was like, it's

1083
00:51:57,600 --> 00:52:00,359
Speaker 1: a common thing that people tell people to drive. Make

1084
00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:03,600
Speaker 1: think that every single car at this last split second

1085
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:05,440
Speaker 1: could turn and hit you, and he's going to and

1086
00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:07,359
Speaker 1: wants to, and what you're going to do to get

1087
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:10,040
Speaker 1: out of it. That's why I never drive on the

1088
00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:13,120
Speaker 1: inside of a lane. You guys know, I'm scared of

1089
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:15,120
Speaker 1: two lane highways, But if there's four lanes on like

1090
00:52:15,160 --> 00:52:18,040
Speaker 1: a road that's thirty five miles per hour, I never

1091
00:52:18,239 --> 00:52:20,560
Speaker 1: choose the inside lane because it's so much easier for

1092
00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:23,279
Speaker 1: the person on the other side to just tilt and

1093
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:25,279
Speaker 1: then get like you'll get hit. So I'm always on

1094
00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:28,560
Speaker 1: the outside. I always I live like everyone's going to

1095
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:30,960
Speaker 1: bite me and and hurt me and and run into me.

1096
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:34,000
Speaker 1: So I think if you kind of operate like that

1097
00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:36,080
Speaker 1: going into it, of like what's the worst that could happen?

1098
00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:38,920
Speaker 1: And then when he goes to you know, put his

1099
00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:42,440
Speaker 1: coat around your shoulders. You're going get up like stab

1100
00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:45,399
Speaker 1: him in the chest, but you end up killing him.

1101
00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:48,680
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I think just like be just know that

1102
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:51,839
Speaker 1: anything bad could happen as a guy, like, girls will

1103
00:52:51,880 --> 00:52:55,480
Speaker 1: sometimes be like are you a murderer? Like they always

1104
00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:58,360
Speaker 1: ask that, Yeah, what kind of murderer is going to

1105
00:52:58,440 --> 00:53:02,000
Speaker 1: be like yeah, actually ship yeah ask me, Like it's

1106
00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:04,719
Speaker 1: just like cops where they have to tell you what

1107
00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:07,439
Speaker 1: they undercover cops, even though that's not true. Undercover cops

1108
00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:08,920
Speaker 1: don't need to tell you that they are if you

1109
00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:14,480
Speaker 1: ask them. Um, but I feel like murderers might go

1110
00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:16,480
Speaker 1: like you might see a first second of like how

1111
00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:19,080
Speaker 1: did she know? You know? Like you're not gonna rape me,

1112
00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:21,800
Speaker 1: are you. There was one time whereas oh yeah, remember

1113
00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:23,640
Speaker 1: when the Cayman Islands, did I tell the story of

1114
00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:25,319
Speaker 1: the guy? I was looking at the cow on my

1115
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:27,000
Speaker 1: run and I was trying to like make a connection

1116
00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:29,040
Speaker 1: with the cow. These two locals came up to me.

1117
00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:31,360
Speaker 1: They were drinking in their car. It was on Easter.

1118
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,440
Speaker 1: They're drinking in their car. They come up. They have

1119
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:37,719
Speaker 1: empty beer cans. Two um older guys that like in

1120
00:53:37,760 --> 00:53:40,680
Speaker 1: this kind of rough looking car and they're looking at me,

1121
00:53:40,719 --> 00:53:42,640
Speaker 1: looking at this cow. They pull over and they're like,

1122
00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:44,719
Speaker 1: do you need help? And I'm like no, And then

1123
00:53:44,719 --> 00:53:45,960
Speaker 1: they get out of the car. I go, is this

1124
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:47,719
Speaker 1: cow gonna like attack me? Do you guys know anything

1125
00:53:47,719 --> 00:53:49,480
Speaker 1: about cows? And they go, oh, let me show. And

1126
00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:50,960
Speaker 1: the guy's drunk and he parks the car and he

1127
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:52,600
Speaker 1: gets on and I go, are you gonna rape me?

1128
00:53:52,680 --> 00:53:55,560
Speaker 1: And the way his response clearly made it seem like

1129
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:58,359
Speaker 1: he wouldn't rape me, like he was just like he goes,

1130
00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:00,680
Speaker 1: why would you say that? And I go because that's

1131
00:54:00,719 --> 00:54:04,200
Speaker 1: my biggest fear um and it happened like I go,

1132
00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:06,440
Speaker 1: I just want to just And I would have known

1133
00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:07,920
Speaker 1: if he was a rapist by his reaction, because I

1134
00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:10,360
Speaker 1: feel like a rapist would kind of be like do

1135
00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:12,480
Speaker 1: you know you know, like there would be a moment,

1136
00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:15,359
Speaker 1: but his action made me feel so safe of like

1137
00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:19,200
Speaker 1: what the fuck? Like you know, it's just like I

1138
00:54:19,200 --> 00:54:24,120
Speaker 1: don't know. It's through like DM like you were able

1139
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:27,440
Speaker 1: to see his face, like maybe a FaceTime call with

1140
00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:29,400
Speaker 1: anyone you're gonna go out with, maybe do that? And

1141
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:32,080
Speaker 1: are you going to murder me? And the dot dot

1142
00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:34,080
Speaker 1: dot comes up and then goes away and then dot

1143
00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:35,759
Speaker 1: dot dot and then it goes away and then he says,

1144
00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:39,600
Speaker 1: I love Yeah, that might be. I mean he's going

1145
00:54:39,640 --> 00:54:42,600
Speaker 1: to murder you and not walk your dog later. All right,

1146
00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:48,200
Speaker 1: next door, besties, write us right into us if you've

1147
00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:50,840
Speaker 1: ever been on a date that made you feel unsafe

1148
00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:54,360
Speaker 1: and like what you did, or maybe tips, because I

1149
00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:56,799
Speaker 1: don't think we really offered any good advice here because

1150
00:54:56,800 --> 00:55:00,239
Speaker 1: I'm not really qualified to do so. I think we did.

1151
00:55:00,360 --> 00:55:04,440
Speaker 1: I think I think the best thing is carry a gun. Um. Okay,

1152
00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:09,080
Speaker 1: Megan Fox details drinking ayahuasca. Oh my god, this is amazing.

1153
00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:11,719
Speaker 1: With machine gun, Kelly, I went to hell and said

1154
00:55:11,719 --> 00:55:15,200
Speaker 1: the experience or past talk therapy or hypnotherapy, because it

1155
00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:17,840
Speaker 1: just goes straight into your soul and it takes it

1156
00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:21,520
Speaker 1: to a psychological prison that you had that you hold

1157
00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:26,040
Speaker 1: yourself in. Okay, the couple flew to Costa Rica. Uh

1158
00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:30,799
Speaker 1: cat of this story? Can I just pull it up

1159
00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:33,400
Speaker 1: really quick and read the quote? Because can I read it?

1160
00:55:33,440 --> 00:55:35,480
Speaker 1: Do you mind? I just because I loved it so

1161
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:38,320
Speaker 1: which I was. I can't believe you picked the story. No,

1162
00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:40,319
Speaker 1: you nailed it so much because I didn't even think

1163
00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:42,920
Speaker 1: of it for our show but I was like obsessed

1164
00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:45,160
Speaker 1: with what she had said, and I'm a huge Mican

1165
00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:48,040
Speaker 1: Fox fan. Now. So she did ayahuasca, which, if you

1166
00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:50,200
Speaker 1: don't know, is the Peru. You go to Peru or

1167
00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:53,000
Speaker 1: some you know, like Shaman, they make you drink a

1168
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:54,720
Speaker 1: thing that makes you throw up and you're not allowed

1169
00:55:54,760 --> 00:55:56,600
Speaker 1: to go into the next level unless you throw up.

1170
00:55:56,600 --> 00:55:59,080
Speaker 1: So she's with all these people. She said, you get

1171
00:55:59,080 --> 00:56:00,520
Speaker 1: there and you're in the middle a jungle, and you

1172
00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:02,520
Speaker 1: don't get to eat after like one pm, which wouldn't

1173
00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:03,799
Speaker 1: work for me because I have to eat three meals

1174
00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:05,080
Speaker 1: a day. But you have to walk a very far

1175
00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:07,040
Speaker 1: distance to get your water, and you can't shower because

1176
00:56:07,080 --> 00:56:09,080
Speaker 1: they're in a drought. There was nothing glamorous about it,

1177
00:56:09,080 --> 00:56:11,040
Speaker 1: and it's all part of making you vulnerable, so you

1178
00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:13,560
Speaker 1: sort of surrendered the experiment experience. First of all, she's

1179
00:56:13,560 --> 00:56:16,279
Speaker 1: saying this on Jimmy Kimmel, which is being co It's

1180
00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:18,279
Speaker 1: being hosted by Anthony Anderson, I think this week, but

1181
00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:20,759
Speaker 1: they haven't asked me. It's kind of um, kind of

1182
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:23,600
Speaker 1: upset about it. But even though I guess so said

1183
00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:25,520
Speaker 1: this summer and it was a success, I felt, but

1184
00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:27,840
Speaker 1: I haven't asked me back, um, and she said, you

1185
00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:29,799
Speaker 1: have to vomit a certain amount and until they let

1186
00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:31,600
Speaker 1: you get back with everyone else, So you're like cheering

1187
00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:36,319
Speaker 1: everyone on as they throw up. Um. She said that, uh,

1188
00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:39,280
Speaker 1: she and the Bloody Valentine Rapper, which is Machinea Gully,

1189
00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:41,239
Speaker 1: were skeptical of throwing up in front of strangers until

1190
00:56:41,239 --> 00:56:43,239
Speaker 1: they realized it was such a good bonding experience. So

1191
00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:45,960
Speaker 1: everyone's steering them on. She says, Uh, so this is

1192
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:47,880
Speaker 1: the cool thing that I liked the best of this

1193
00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:50,240
Speaker 1: whole thing, and I don't think it's in this exact

1194
00:56:50,320 --> 00:56:52,920
Speaker 1: article that you sent. But she had wanted to do

1195
00:56:52,960 --> 00:56:55,040
Speaker 1: this when she was with Brian Austin Green, the guy

1196
00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:57,279
Speaker 1: that she was married to and had kids with. She

1197
00:56:57,320 --> 00:57:01,160
Speaker 1: had talked about this in interviews beforehand years ago, about

1198
00:57:01,160 --> 00:57:03,600
Speaker 1: wanting to do ayahuasca and have an ego death that

1199
00:57:03,719 --> 00:57:07,000
Speaker 1: she had read about um, but she had been scared

1200
00:57:07,080 --> 00:57:09,560
Speaker 1: and he hadn't really been into it. And now she's

1201
00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:12,640
Speaker 1: in this relationship and she I just love that she's

1202
00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:14,120
Speaker 1: not presenting this thing as like, oh, it's just the

1203
00:57:14,120 --> 00:57:15,239
Speaker 1: thing I found out about and I want to do

1204
00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:17,840
Speaker 1: it with mg K because he's young and cool and

1205
00:57:17,880 --> 00:57:20,040
Speaker 1: I want to do just I'm just doing this because

1206
00:57:20,080 --> 00:57:22,600
Speaker 1: I'm trying to be different. She's like, this is something

1207
00:57:22,640 --> 00:57:24,800
Speaker 1: she'd want to do a while and just finally found

1208
00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:26,640
Speaker 1: someone that she was like comfortable doing it with. And

1209
00:57:26,680 --> 00:57:28,880
Speaker 1: I just like thought that was kind of beautiful. So

1210
00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:31,479
Speaker 1: they went in and what she describes, like you said,

1211
00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:35,680
Speaker 1: is that she literally she said so she said, I

1212
00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:37,520
Speaker 1: was thinking it was like glamping, like it was gonna

1213
00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:39,760
Speaker 1: be some kind of five star experience. Obviously it was not.

1214
00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:46,120
Speaker 1: And she said she drank ayahuasca and and then she uh,

1215
00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:48,760
Speaker 1: oh that she just I didn't watch the interview, but

1216
00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:50,680
Speaker 1: this girl, I think she's so cool. I want to

1217
00:57:50,680 --> 00:57:52,479
Speaker 1: be friends with Bag and Box so bad. She said.

1218
00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:54,880
Speaker 1: The ceremony last three nights, but on her second night

1219
00:57:55,240 --> 00:57:57,360
Speaker 1: she and then she just says, she goes, um, I

1220
00:57:57,400 --> 00:58:00,840
Speaker 1: went to hell for an eternity and a hallucin nation. Yeah,

1221
00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:02,240
Speaker 1: so like on the second night, I went to health

1222
00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:04,360
Speaker 1: for eternity. I think it's so funny to just like

1223
00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:08,640
Speaker 1: flippidly say that, and she goes, And this really got me.

1224
00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:11,240
Speaker 1: I feel like sometimes people describe hallucinogenics and you go,

1225
00:58:11,360 --> 00:58:14,080
Speaker 1: I don't understand what you're even talking about. But I'm

1226
00:58:14,080 --> 00:58:16,000
Speaker 1: glad it worked for you, and I'll know it if

1227
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:18,160
Speaker 1: I ever do it. But this sounds terrifying, but I

1228
00:58:18,240 --> 00:58:20,200
Speaker 1: kind of I'm so scared. I wanted this is like

1229
00:58:20,320 --> 00:58:22,360
Speaker 1: roller coasters for me, Like I have the same feeling

1230
00:58:22,360 --> 00:58:23,800
Speaker 1: I had when I was young, and like wanted to

1231
00:58:23,840 --> 00:58:25,160
Speaker 1: go so bad, but I was so scared of what

1232
00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:26,680
Speaker 1: was gonna happen, even though I knew it was only

1233
00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:27,880
Speaker 1: going to be good in the end, even though it

1234
00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:32,080
Speaker 1: might be scary during it. She said, just knowing this

1235
00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:34,320
Speaker 1: is talking about going to health for eternity, she said,

1236
00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:36,720
Speaker 1: just I'll read it in her voice, just knowing it's

1237
00:58:36,720 --> 00:58:39,360
Speaker 1: etern I'm just I don't I've never even heard her talk. Honestly,

1238
00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:42,880
Speaker 1: I've never seen her movies. So just knowing it's eternity

1239
00:58:43,040 --> 00:58:47,040
Speaker 1: is torture, and just knowing its eternity is torture and

1240
00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:51,400
Speaker 1: in itself because there's no beginning, middle, or end. So

1241
00:58:51,480 --> 00:58:53,840
Speaker 1: you have a real ego death. So I get that.

1242
00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:56,920
Speaker 1: You know, like thinking that you're in health for eternity,

1243
00:58:57,040 --> 00:58:59,760
Speaker 1: you just like surrender and so like you let go

1244
00:58:59,840 --> 00:59:02,680
Speaker 1: of any like trying to be someone trying to think

1245
00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:05,080
Speaker 1: you're cool, feeling like a self. You just let it

1246
00:59:05,080 --> 00:59:08,520
Speaker 1: go because you have no choice. You're in health for eternity.

1247
00:59:08,680 --> 00:59:13,240
Speaker 1: She said, it surpasses, like you said, hypnotherapy. What do

1248
00:59:13,320 --> 00:59:16,400
Speaker 1: you say, go, I get it because of a package thing?

1249
00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:24,479
Speaker 1: What the packaging attorney? And hell oh the packages? Yeah?

1250
00:59:24,520 --> 00:59:26,640
Speaker 1: Living with me? You know, it's like what I signed

1251
00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:28,959
Speaker 1: when I extended the six month leaks for our place

1252
00:59:29,040 --> 00:59:33,480
Speaker 1: until January one, two two? Um, she said, like you said,

1253
00:59:33,520 --> 00:59:36,600
Speaker 1: it surpassed talk therapy or hypnotherapy. I just got back

1254
00:59:36,600 --> 00:59:39,080
Speaker 1: in with my therapist. Do we have a session today

1255
00:59:39,160 --> 00:59:41,800
Speaker 1: or is it tomorrow? Funk? I think it's today. Um, No,

1256
00:59:41,880 --> 00:59:45,560
Speaker 1: it's next week actually, she uh? Which I find. It's

1257
00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:47,280
Speaker 1: like she goes, It goes straight into your soul and

1258
00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:49,520
Speaker 1: it takes you to a psychological prison that you hold

1259
00:59:49,560 --> 00:59:53,000
Speaker 1: inside yourself. What you already said. But um, I think

1260
00:59:53,320 --> 00:59:56,720
Speaker 1: I want to do ayahuasca so bad? Who's down? Andrew? Noah?

1261
00:59:56,800 --> 00:59:59,439
Speaker 1: Are you down after hearing this? Because Megan Fox sold

1262
00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:02,240
Speaker 1: me on it and for all. I mean I've done

1263
01:00:02,320 --> 01:00:05,480
Speaker 1: much rooms which no, dude, I've done an acid. No.

1264
01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:10,320
Speaker 1: I know you've been saying, huh have you had? I

1265
01:00:10,400 --> 01:00:12,560
Speaker 1: really am reluctant to believe she had an ego death

1266
01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:15,400
Speaker 1: when I see her walking around and like is still

1267
01:00:15,440 --> 01:00:18,120
Speaker 1: wearing the body con dresses and the face that looks

1268
01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:20,120
Speaker 1: like she looks like she's from Madam Tusso it's like,

1269
01:00:20,760 --> 01:00:22,600
Speaker 1: if you have an ego, death, isn't part of that

1270
01:00:22,640 --> 01:00:24,680
Speaker 1: being Like I don't care what people think about me anymore,

1271
01:00:24,720 --> 01:00:26,320
Speaker 1: and I don't need to put out an image. I mean,

1272
01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:30,439
Speaker 1: maybe that is maybe that's what we're not caring. Yeah,

1273
01:00:31,800 --> 01:00:35,080
Speaker 1: oh my god. David Spade called and Kelly a neon

1274
01:00:35,240 --> 01:00:38,240
Speaker 1: scarecrow the other day and it made me laugh so

1275
01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:47,040
Speaker 1: fun scarecrow. Um. I just feel like when people take

1276
01:00:47,080 --> 01:00:50,240
Speaker 1: iowas it's a little for me where people are like

1277
01:00:50,360 --> 01:00:53,000
Speaker 1: my life change and that saw the green light the

1278
01:00:53,120 --> 01:00:59,080
Speaker 1: balloon and and and he's having an ego. I mean,

1279
01:00:58,720 --> 01:01:04,800
Speaker 1: I just want to rose, oh am, I good now, Okay,

1280
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:07,960
Speaker 1: you think it's anyhow, you think it's cat. I think

1281
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:11,800
Speaker 1: it's a little. I think it's I'm also scared. Also,

1282
01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:13,600
Speaker 1: I'm in a very good mental place right now, and

1283
01:01:13,600 --> 01:01:14,920
Speaker 1: I don't know if I want to funk with that,

1284
01:01:15,720 --> 01:01:17,320
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like, I'm not searching for

1285
01:01:17,320 --> 01:01:20,040
Speaker 1: anything right now. Like, I really do feel like that

1286
01:01:20,080 --> 01:01:23,040
Speaker 1: makes sense. Nick Nikky just sent me a parcel and

1287
01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:25,680
Speaker 1: said get this bitch, which I don't know if you

1288
01:01:25,720 --> 01:01:30,760
Speaker 1: wanted that on air, but I just got a more

1289
01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:34,560
Speaker 1: than just yet but then just a screenshot. I agree.

1290
01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:38,080
Speaker 1: I totally agree, Andrew. Next story, let's do why do

1291
01:01:38,120 --> 01:01:46,520
Speaker 1: I care? Sports? Oh? Sports? Here's Andrew's weekly sports moment.

1292
01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:54,560
Speaker 1: Someone took with that tone. Okay, alright, so I don't

1293
01:01:54,560 --> 01:01:56,080
Speaker 1: know if you saw this or we talked about this,

1294
01:01:56,120 --> 01:01:58,880
Speaker 1: but after missing a high stakes penalty kicked for England.

1295
01:01:59,240 --> 01:02:03,360
Speaker 1: So England was in the finals in the euro because

1296
01:02:03,400 --> 01:02:06,480
Speaker 1: of COVID, so they did last year's this year whatever.

1297
01:02:07,240 --> 01:02:11,760
Speaker 1: So they're saying even though it's yeah, it was kind

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01:02:11,760 --> 01:02:19,360
Speaker 1: of like so so Italy. Uh they did? Uh it

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01:02:19,440 --> 01:02:22,040
Speaker 1: was England versus Italy in the finals. England hasn't been

1300
01:02:22,040 --> 01:02:24,400
Speaker 1: in the finals in fifty five years. They have like

1301
01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:28,360
Speaker 1: four black players. Three of the black players missed the

1302
01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:32,840
Speaker 1: penalty kick at like five or six kicks. So it's

1303
01:02:32,840 --> 01:02:37,480
Speaker 1: become this huge racist, like fucking tirade on the internet

1304
01:02:37,560 --> 01:02:43,160
Speaker 1: towards these players from English fans calling them death threats. Uh.

1305
01:02:43,200 --> 01:02:45,760
Speaker 1: So this guy had a mural for him because he's

1306
01:02:45,760 --> 01:02:48,320
Speaker 1: an amazing soccer player, but he's only like nineteen. What's

1307
01:02:49,360 --> 01:02:53,160
Speaker 1: this guy? Okay? So Marcus Rashford? So so he was

1308
01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:56,520
Speaker 1: bullied on social media and he put this post on Instagram.

1309
01:02:56,560 --> 01:02:59,360
Speaker 1: It's a little long, but I swear to god, it's

1310
01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:03,680
Speaker 1: like the most human like response to like racism. Then

1311
01:03:03,760 --> 01:03:05,840
Speaker 1: I just thought it was such a well written I

1312
01:03:05,840 --> 01:03:09,000
Speaker 1: don't know if you want here, can you read some

1313
01:03:09,120 --> 01:03:11,360
Speaker 1: of it? Alright? So he goes, I don't even know

1314
01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:13,280
Speaker 1: where to start, and I don't even know how to

1315
01:03:13,280 --> 01:03:15,560
Speaker 1: put into words how I'm feeling at this exact time.

1316
01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:18,760
Speaker 1: I've had a difficult season. I think there's been clear.

1317
01:03:18,840 --> 01:03:20,640
Speaker 1: I think that's been clear for everyone to see. And

1318
01:03:20,640 --> 01:03:23,120
Speaker 1: I probably went into that final with a lack of confidence.

1319
01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:26,080
Speaker 1: I've always backed myself for a penalty, but something didn't

1320
01:03:26,080 --> 01:03:28,360
Speaker 1: feel quite right during the long run up, I was

1321
01:03:28,400 --> 01:03:31,800
Speaker 1: saving myself quite a bit of time, and unfortunately the

1322
01:03:31,840 --> 01:03:34,360
Speaker 1: result was not what I wanted. I felt as though

1323
01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:36,520
Speaker 1: I had let my teammates down. I felt as if

1324
01:03:36,560 --> 01:03:39,480
Speaker 1: I'd let everyone down. A penalty was all I've been

1325
01:03:39,520 --> 01:03:42,080
Speaker 1: asked to contribute for the team. I love that I

1326
01:03:42,080 --> 01:03:44,760
Speaker 1: can score penalties in my sleep, So why not that one?

1327
01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:47,760
Speaker 1: He says. I love that. It's been playing in my

1328
01:03:47,800 --> 01:03:49,959
Speaker 1: head over and over since I struck the bond. There's

1329
01:03:49,960 --> 01:03:52,720
Speaker 1: probably not a word to quite describe how it feels

1330
01:03:53,040 --> 01:03:57,400
Speaker 1: final fifty five years one penalty history. All I can

1331
01:03:57,440 --> 01:04:00,920
Speaker 1: say is sorry, I wish it had gone differently. Whilst

1332
01:04:00,960 --> 01:04:03,200
Speaker 1: I continue to say sorry, I wanted to shout out

1333
01:04:03,200 --> 01:04:05,800
Speaker 1: my teammates. This summer has been one of the best

1334
01:04:05,840 --> 01:04:08,080
Speaker 1: camps I've experienced, and we've all played a role in that.

1335
01:04:08,520 --> 01:04:11,520
Speaker 1: A brotherhood has been built that is unbreakable. Your success

1336
01:04:11,560 --> 01:04:14,840
Speaker 1: is my success, Your failures are mine. I've grown into

1337
01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:17,720
Speaker 1: the sport where I expect to read things written about myself,

1338
01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:20,240
Speaker 1: whether it be the color of my skin, where I

1339
01:04:20,280 --> 01:04:22,800
Speaker 1: grew up, or most recently, how I decided to spend

1340
01:04:22,800 --> 01:04:25,400
Speaker 1: my time off the pitch. I can take critique of

1341
01:04:25,480 --> 01:04:28,520
Speaker 1: my performance all day long. My penalty was not good enough,

1342
01:04:28,680 --> 01:04:31,400
Speaker 1: it should have gone in, but I will never apologize

1343
01:04:31,400 --> 01:04:33,919
Speaker 1: for who I am and where I came from. I've

1344
01:04:33,960 --> 01:04:37,200
Speaker 1: never felt I've felt no prouder moment than wearing those

1345
01:04:37,240 --> 01:04:39,360
Speaker 1: three lines on my chest and seeing my family cheer

1346
01:04:39,400 --> 01:04:42,320
Speaker 1: me on in crowd of tens of thousands I've dreamt

1347
01:04:42,360 --> 01:04:44,760
Speaker 1: of days like this. The messages I've received today have

1348
01:04:44,840 --> 01:04:48,800
Speaker 1: been positively overwhelming, and seeing response from Withington's had me

1349
01:04:48,840 --> 01:04:51,640
Speaker 1: on the verge of tears. The communities that have always

1350
01:04:51,640 --> 01:04:53,960
Speaker 1: wrapped their arms around me continue to hold me up

1351
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:57,200
Speaker 1: on Marcus Rashford, twenty three year old black man from

1352
01:04:57,200 --> 01:05:01,439
Speaker 1: Withington and Weathernshire, south Manchion. If I have nothing else,

1353
01:05:01,520 --> 01:05:04,320
Speaker 1: I have that for all the kind messages, thank you.

1354
01:05:04,520 --> 01:05:09,080
Speaker 1: I'll be back stronger. We'll be back stronger. Love. I

1355
01:05:10,280 --> 01:05:12,160
Speaker 1: will say that I love that. It was a great

1356
01:05:12,160 --> 01:05:15,320
Speaker 1: response to everything, and it made it only addressed the

1357
01:05:15,440 --> 01:05:18,160
Speaker 1: racist things for a part of it, which is like

1358
01:05:18,480 --> 01:05:21,680
Speaker 1: cool that it was just like he's spent this much

1359
01:05:21,720 --> 01:05:24,240
Speaker 1: time on that because it doesn't deserve to really be

1360
01:05:24,280 --> 01:05:26,880
Speaker 1: acknowledged those things, even though it obviously does, because it's

1361
01:05:26,880 --> 01:05:32,280
Speaker 1: such a fucking issue still um and uh. But what

1362
01:05:32,360 --> 01:05:35,360
Speaker 1: I will say is that I don't believe, you know,

1363
01:05:35,560 --> 01:05:39,040
Speaker 1: he shouldn't apologize for being black obviously and being um,

1364
01:05:39,160 --> 01:05:40,640
Speaker 1: what else did he say? I'm not going to be

1365
01:05:40,720 --> 01:05:43,280
Speaker 1: a color apologize, whether it be the color of my skin,

1366
01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:45,080
Speaker 1: where I grew up or most recently, how I decided

1367
01:05:45,120 --> 01:05:47,439
Speaker 1: I decided to spend my time off the pitch, which

1368
01:05:47,480 --> 01:05:49,160
Speaker 1: I guess is off the field. I learned that from

1369
01:05:49,200 --> 01:05:53,360
Speaker 1: Ted Lasso. Um, I don't think you should apologize for

1370
01:05:53,480 --> 01:05:57,760
Speaker 1: not making that penalty kick either, because it's not your choice. Like,

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01:05:57,840 --> 01:06:01,280
Speaker 1: I get it that like you, just like you didn't

1372
01:06:01,320 --> 01:06:03,120
Speaker 1: choose to be born black. You didn't choose to be

1373
01:06:03,160 --> 01:06:05,280
Speaker 1: born wherever you were. You didn't. You don't really, I

1374
01:06:05,280 --> 01:06:07,120
Speaker 1: don't think you really choose how you spend your time.

1375
01:06:07,160 --> 01:06:10,320
Speaker 1: It's just like there's no free will. There's no apology

1376
01:06:10,360 --> 01:06:13,800
Speaker 1: necessary for the kick. It's like, I think it's all

1377
01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:17,919
Speaker 1: the like, and I don't think that diminishes or minimizes

1378
01:06:18,360 --> 01:06:22,840
Speaker 1: the the him saying that race is different than how

1379
01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:26,320
Speaker 1: he plays on the field, because it's everything we do

1380
01:06:26,400 --> 01:06:30,240
Speaker 1: and everything we we all are trying our best. And

1381
01:06:30,640 --> 01:06:32,880
Speaker 1: but I mean, his argument is he can't. I mean,

1382
01:06:32,920 --> 01:06:35,640
Speaker 1: you would say that he could control the outcome. He

1383
01:06:36,040 --> 01:06:39,040
Speaker 1: couldn't control the outcome of the kick. You can't control

1384
01:06:39,080 --> 01:06:42,640
Speaker 1: what you do, but you But I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

1385
01:06:42,680 --> 01:06:45,520
Speaker 1: I was thinking as as last control over that kick

1386
01:06:45,560 --> 01:06:47,760
Speaker 1: as he does the color of his skin. I really

1387
01:06:47,760 --> 01:06:51,880
Speaker 1: do believe, and it's just true. It's just true because

1388
01:06:51,920 --> 01:06:54,280
Speaker 1: you can say, well, he could go back, and maybe

1389
01:06:54,320 --> 01:06:56,360
Speaker 1: he should have practiced more the night before, or maybe

1390
01:06:56,400 --> 01:06:59,880
Speaker 1: he shouldn't have drank three nights before. And maybe maybe

1391
01:06:59,880 --> 01:07:01,360
Speaker 1: the are saying he's dating too. I don't know what

1392
01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:03,880
Speaker 1: they're saying he's doing off the pitch that made him

1393
01:07:03,880 --> 01:07:08,480
Speaker 1: not perform as well that day. But okay, even that, like,

1394
01:07:08,920 --> 01:07:10,959
Speaker 1: let's say he chose to go out drinking three days

1395
01:07:10,960 --> 01:07:13,440
Speaker 1: before and didn't decide to sleep in, and maybe his

1396
01:07:13,520 --> 01:07:15,360
Speaker 1: lack of sleep contributed to the fact that he didn't

1397
01:07:15,400 --> 01:07:19,680
Speaker 1: make that pitch. Because whatever didn't make that kick um

1398
01:07:19,720 --> 01:07:21,960
Speaker 1: his choice to go out that night. He didn't have

1399
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:26,080
Speaker 1: a choice in that choice. It like everything that let up.

1400
01:07:26,320 --> 01:07:28,840
Speaker 1: He was never not going to go out. It's and

1401
01:07:28,920 --> 01:07:31,080
Speaker 1: you could always go no, Nikki, he could have stayed in.

1402
01:07:31,160 --> 01:07:33,200
Speaker 1: There was a choice. He made the choice to go out.

1403
01:07:33,680 --> 01:07:35,520
Speaker 1: He didn't choose to make the choice. Because when you

1404
01:07:35,600 --> 01:07:38,120
Speaker 1: choose to go, Okay, I'm gonna go out, where did

1405
01:07:38,160 --> 01:07:39,680
Speaker 1: the thought come from to go I'm gonna do that.

1406
01:07:39,680 --> 01:07:41,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pick that one. You didn't conjure it. It It

1407
01:07:41,680 --> 01:07:43,880
Speaker 1: just came into your head to choose. So you're not

1408
01:07:44,040 --> 01:07:45,960
Speaker 1: charge of anything. I know this is this is again

1409
01:07:46,080 --> 01:07:48,560
Speaker 1: no free will, but uh, I love that response. I

1410
01:07:48,600 --> 01:07:51,400
Speaker 1: loved you sharing that I'm now following Marcus Rasford as

1411
01:07:51,440 --> 01:07:52,960
Speaker 1: a twenty three year old. You said he was nineteen

1412
01:07:52,960 --> 01:07:54,320
Speaker 1: at first, but as a twenty three year old, I

1413
01:07:54,360 --> 01:07:58,600
Speaker 1: think he's like so smart. There was another guy to

1414
01:07:58,680 --> 01:08:01,200
Speaker 1: miss kick that was nineteen who missed a LA. Just

1415
01:08:01,280 --> 01:08:04,040
Speaker 1: always so impressed when these young people are able to

1416
01:08:04,040 --> 01:08:09,480
Speaker 1: write so um beautifully, and they they probably spend most

1417
01:08:09,480 --> 01:08:14,560
Speaker 1: of their schooling like not really school like athletes generally

1418
01:08:14,560 --> 01:08:17,920
Speaker 1: spend most of their time playing a sport and not

1419
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:21,439
Speaker 1: really maybe reading and and and like I'm not I'm

1420
01:08:21,479 --> 01:08:23,840
Speaker 1: not saying that anything. I'm just saying athletes when they're

1421
01:08:23,840 --> 01:08:26,400
Speaker 1: when they're when they're able to write so poetically and

1422
01:08:26,439 --> 01:08:33,320
Speaker 1: like powerfully, I'm always in this guy's a really impressive person. Yeah,

1423
01:08:33,360 --> 01:08:36,040
Speaker 1: it's just the younger generation is so fucking smart and

1424
01:08:36,080 --> 01:08:38,960
Speaker 1: like woke and in the best way. And I'm just

1425
01:08:39,120 --> 01:08:41,280
Speaker 1: I'm so I'm excited for our future because of it.

1426
01:08:41,360 --> 01:08:43,880
Speaker 1: Like that makes me feel good in good hands that

1427
01:08:44,280 --> 01:08:47,719
Speaker 1: young people in positions of power with eleven million followers

1428
01:08:47,760 --> 01:08:52,280
Speaker 1: are able to talk like that, and and and synthesize

1429
01:08:52,320 --> 01:08:55,200
Speaker 1: their feelings and a message in that way. It's it's

1430
01:08:55,240 --> 01:08:57,160
Speaker 1: so cool and I'm so glad so many people read that,

1431
01:08:57,160 --> 01:08:59,400
Speaker 1: And I'm glad you read it, Um, and I'm glad

1432
01:08:59,439 --> 01:09:01,200
Speaker 1: you've got the name of his town weapon shot. I

1433
01:09:01,240 --> 01:09:02,320
Speaker 1: was like, I looked at the word and I go,

1434
01:09:02,360 --> 01:09:03,680
Speaker 1: I don't know what I do with that, and you

1435
01:09:03,800 --> 01:09:06,000
Speaker 1: just nailed it. I was, no, you did a great job.

1436
01:09:06,240 --> 01:09:10,920
Speaker 1: Let's get to UH fan Trax. It's time for listener mail,

1437
01:09:11,160 --> 01:09:14,720
Speaker 1: which we call fan trax because anthrax is something that

1438
01:09:14,760 --> 01:09:18,200
Speaker 1: you know, crazy fans sometimes send and it's just a

1439
01:09:18,200 --> 01:09:21,599
Speaker 1: fun play on words fan trax. Here we go. Here

1440
01:09:21,760 --> 01:09:27,920
Speaker 1: is a message from uh. Let's see Hannah a voice message.

1441
01:09:27,960 --> 01:09:31,320
Speaker 1: Thank you so much, Hannah. Let's hear it. Hi, Nikki

1442
01:09:31,400 --> 01:09:34,880
Speaker 1: Andrew and No, Uh, I love the podcast. It gets

1443
01:09:34,920 --> 01:09:37,080
Speaker 1: me through my soul sucking desk job, So thank you

1444
01:09:37,120 --> 01:09:41,719
Speaker 1: so much. Quick mispronunciation story. So a few years packed,

1445
01:09:41,760 --> 01:09:43,719
Speaker 1: we're my friends and I were at a grocery store

1446
01:09:44,240 --> 01:09:46,800
Speaker 1: and my friend out of nowhere just goes where the

1447
01:09:46,840 --> 01:09:50,840
Speaker 1: funk names their kid Penalope, and we were just like, what, Yeah,

1448
01:09:50,960 --> 01:09:55,200
Speaker 1: that's Insanelope. Look at the magazine. She's looking at where

1449
01:09:55,280 --> 01:10:03,960
Speaker 1: Courtney Kardashian is pictured with Yeah, penaloze. So anyway, thanks guys.

1450
01:10:05,200 --> 01:10:08,400
Speaker 1: Catalope is so funny and it does look like penalope

1451
01:10:08,400 --> 01:10:13,040
Speaker 1: your friends, right and defense and defense. It's not cantalope.

1452
01:10:13,920 --> 01:10:19,519
Speaker 1: I know exactly. I was thinking, Uh, yeah, cantalope. Yeah,

1453
01:10:19,560 --> 01:10:26,120
Speaker 1: it's not cannet cannal Yeah, connect can't cant contend too.

1454
01:10:26,360 --> 01:10:28,639
Speaker 1: I can't even say what it would be if Courtney

1455
01:10:28,680 --> 01:10:33,200
Speaker 1: named her baby cantaloupe. But uh, penalope is so funny

1456
01:10:33,320 --> 01:10:35,400
Speaker 1: and is now the way that I will refer to

1457
01:10:35,439 --> 01:10:38,720
Speaker 1: all penelopes. And thank you so much, Hannah. I love

1458
01:10:38,760 --> 01:10:40,880
Speaker 1: the fact that your name is a palindrome. That's so cool.

1459
01:10:41,240 --> 01:10:44,280
Speaker 1: And I also love the name Hannah because sometimes when

1460
01:10:44,360 --> 01:10:46,759
Speaker 1: you write ha ha ha, it looks like the word Hannah,

1461
01:10:46,840 --> 01:10:49,960
Speaker 1: and like your name looks like people laughing. And thank

1462
01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:52,080
Speaker 1: you so much for listening to us at your soul

1463
01:10:52,080 --> 01:10:54,120
Speaker 1: sucking desk job, which is an S S d J

1464
01:10:54,800 --> 01:10:57,360
Speaker 1: um So if you if you have, if you have

1465
01:10:57,400 --> 01:10:59,320
Speaker 1: a S S e J out there, let's we're going

1466
01:10:59,360 --> 01:11:01,080
Speaker 1: to call it from now on an S S d

1467
01:11:01,200 --> 01:11:05,960
Speaker 1: J coined by Hannah. What s S DJ so many

1468
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:09,919
Speaker 1: people have a double SDJ. Alright, ce this is from Cecily.

1469
01:11:11,280 --> 01:11:14,559
Speaker 1: I think it's Hi, Nikki, Andrew and Noah. My name

1470
01:11:14,600 --> 01:11:16,360
Speaker 1: is Cecily, and I just thought I would call in

1471
01:11:17,360 --> 01:11:21,720
Speaker 1: today to say that I just love um Nikki's and

1472
01:11:21,720 --> 01:11:25,479
Speaker 1: Andrew's laughs. When you guys get each other going, it

1473
01:11:25,720 --> 01:11:28,080
Speaker 1: just puts a big smile on my face and cracks

1474
01:11:28,120 --> 01:11:31,000
Speaker 1: me up. Nikki's is kind of like a you know,

1475
01:11:31,080 --> 01:11:38,519
Speaker 1: kind of like a like a crackle, so it's like, yeah,

1476
01:11:38,600 --> 01:11:41,320
Speaker 1: this is definitely more like the Mutley laugh where it's

1477
01:11:41,360 --> 01:11:45,960
Speaker 1: just like all air like yes, like that, and yeah,

1478
01:11:46,120 --> 01:11:48,320
Speaker 1: I think it's hilarious. I love listening to you guys

1479
01:11:48,840 --> 01:11:53,400
Speaker 1: keep doing what you're doing by excess. Oh my god.

1480
01:11:53,479 --> 01:11:56,240
Speaker 1: I just love hearing our fans and like meeting them.

1481
01:11:56,280 --> 01:11:59,960
Speaker 1: And like I wrote I wrote on my Instagram today,

1482
01:12:00,040 --> 01:12:01,880
Speaker 1: just posted the hottest picture of myself that's ever been

1483
01:12:01,920 --> 01:12:04,120
Speaker 1: taken on stage, by the way, literally the best picture

1484
01:12:04,160 --> 01:12:06,479
Speaker 1: ever by Elizabeth Viggiano, who I'm going to bring on

1485
01:12:06,520 --> 01:12:09,040
Speaker 1: towards take pictures of me. Um. You should follow her

1486
01:12:09,040 --> 01:12:11,000
Speaker 1: at Liz vidg v I g l I z v

1487
01:12:11,120 --> 01:12:13,080
Speaker 1: i G on Instagram. She has the best pictures of

1488
01:12:13,120 --> 01:12:16,080
Speaker 1: comedians and it's just she's just an amazing photographer. It's

1489
01:12:16,120 --> 01:12:17,519
Speaker 1: not easy to do and a lot of people do

1490
01:12:17,560 --> 01:12:19,160
Speaker 1: it and they do it wrong, but she does it right.

1491
01:12:19,520 --> 01:12:21,640
Speaker 1: I posted the picture and I said, my tour is

1492
01:12:21,680 --> 01:12:23,760
Speaker 1: happening right now. Get tickets now. I want to I

1493
01:12:23,800 --> 01:12:26,280
Speaker 1: can't wait to see all of you. And I wrote

1494
01:12:26,479 --> 01:12:30,160
Speaker 1: in parentheses, especially listeners of my podcast slash Besties. And

1495
01:12:30,200 --> 01:12:31,920
Speaker 1: I felt bad saying that because I know people that

1496
01:12:31,960 --> 01:12:34,400
Speaker 1: don't listen are gonna be like the funk, but I

1497
01:12:34,439 --> 01:12:37,000
Speaker 1: knew besties would be like yeah, and it's just true,

1498
01:12:37,240 --> 01:12:41,120
Speaker 1: like I love you guys so much and thank you

1499
01:12:41,280 --> 01:12:46,200
Speaker 1: for allowing me to be insane and uh and just

1500
01:12:46,280 --> 01:12:49,639
Speaker 1: my you're my friends, and I feel like uh. Sometimes

1501
01:12:49,640 --> 01:12:52,240
Speaker 1: I listened to myself, especially like on Whitney's podcast yesterday,

1502
01:12:52,240 --> 01:12:54,479
Speaker 1: because I don't listen to this podcast because I live

1503
01:12:54,520 --> 01:12:56,040
Speaker 1: it and we do it daily. It would be too

1504
01:12:56,120 --> 01:12:58,120
Speaker 1: much for me to listen back. But I was watching

1505
01:12:58,160 --> 01:12:59,680
Speaker 1: clips that when you send me of her podcast, and

1506
01:12:59,680 --> 01:13:03,080
Speaker 1: I go, bitch, you're a lot. I like, I know

1507
01:13:03,160 --> 01:13:06,400
Speaker 1: I'm a lot, and I know that my A D

1508
01:13:06,479 --> 01:13:08,439
Speaker 1: D meds sometimes make me talk too much and going

1509
01:13:08,479 --> 01:13:11,240
Speaker 1: tangents and I don't follow them, and I'm like working

1510
01:13:11,240 --> 01:13:14,120
Speaker 1: on it. And thank you for being my friend and

1511
01:13:14,200 --> 01:13:16,799
Speaker 1: knowing that sometimes I can be boring or not finish

1512
01:13:16,840 --> 01:13:20,360
Speaker 1: my thoughts or too much, and thank you for putting

1513
01:13:20,400 --> 01:13:22,679
Speaker 1: up with me and sticking through it. And sometimes maybe

1514
01:13:22,720 --> 01:13:24,400
Speaker 1: you don't and you're like, I can't take this episode

1515
01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:26,840
Speaker 1: her energies too much. But I love you guys and

1516
01:13:26,840 --> 01:13:30,760
Speaker 1: Penelope or in Cecily. Uh, thank you for liking our

1517
01:13:30,840 --> 01:13:33,120
Speaker 1: laughs that I mean, I love when. That's why I

1518
01:13:33,160 --> 01:13:36,080
Speaker 1: wanted this podcast with you, Andrew, because I just wanted

1519
01:13:36,360 --> 01:13:38,960
Speaker 1: us to laugh all the time, because that's my favorite

1520
01:13:38,960 --> 01:13:43,040
Speaker 1: podcast is when people laugh together genuinely and yeah, your

1521
01:13:43,120 --> 01:13:45,640
Speaker 1: laugh is great and I love um yeah, I do

1522
01:13:45,720 --> 01:13:51,000
Speaker 1: like ah, like that's that's when it's really getting me.

1523
01:13:51,200 --> 01:13:54,759
Speaker 1: So that's uh, I feel seen. Thank you, Thank you, Cecily.

1524
01:13:55,040 --> 01:13:59,080
Speaker 1: What next message? This one is written in on our

1525
01:13:59,080 --> 01:14:02,120
Speaker 1: Instagram from Kissing Andra, Hey, Nikki, and Andrew and Noah,

1526
01:14:02,160 --> 01:14:03,719
Speaker 1: I just got word that you're coming to my city

1527
01:14:03,720 --> 01:14:07,519
Speaker 1: in August. I'm cutting my vacation away, my vacation away

1528
01:14:07,560 --> 01:14:09,120
Speaker 1: short so I can get back in time to see you.

1529
01:14:09,120 --> 01:14:11,400
Speaker 1: I'm so pumped by the way I'm a deadal assistant.

1530
01:14:11,520 --> 01:14:13,760
Speaker 1: And now whenever I take a panoramic X ray, I

1531
01:14:13,800 --> 01:14:19,720
Speaker 1: think of laughing skeletons, And she said, a picture skeletons

1532
01:14:19,720 --> 01:14:22,160
Speaker 1: are always laughing. They're always having a great fucking time.

1533
01:14:22,360 --> 01:14:24,759
Speaker 1: And that's what I do for audiences when I get nervous,

1534
01:14:24,840 --> 01:14:27,519
Speaker 1: is of like, I'm like, this guy's like me, mugging

1535
01:14:27,520 --> 01:14:29,479
Speaker 1: me in the front row and like trying not to laugh.

1536
01:14:29,520 --> 01:14:32,200
Speaker 1: I'll go inside. You're laughing, your skeletons having a great

1537
01:14:32,240 --> 01:14:37,000
Speaker 1: fucking time. I'm killing with your skeleton. That person's teeth

1538
01:14:37,280 --> 01:14:41,240
Speaker 1: I was looking at that person's teeth. They're pretty good. Yeah. Wait, wait,

1539
01:14:41,520 --> 01:14:43,080
Speaker 1: hold on, can I go back to this metch is

1540
01:14:43,080 --> 01:14:45,240
Speaker 1: real quick, Cassandra. I just want to say thank you

1541
01:14:45,280 --> 01:14:47,920
Speaker 1: so much for cutting your vacation short. I wonder where

1542
01:14:47,920 --> 01:14:50,720
Speaker 1: you're seeing me. Honestly, like when I get notes like

1543
01:14:50,760 --> 01:14:53,880
Speaker 1: this that are like I'm driving four hours to see you,

1544
01:14:54,040 --> 01:14:55,920
Speaker 1: or my husband and I are getting a hotel, or

1545
01:14:55,920 --> 01:14:58,160
Speaker 1: I'm cutting my vacation short, or I'm saving up my money,

1546
01:14:58,240 --> 01:15:02,000
Speaker 1: I like it. Honestly puts a little bit of gas

1547
01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:03,960
Speaker 1: in the tank for me in terms of like I'm

1548
01:15:03,960 --> 01:15:07,200
Speaker 1: going to perform better because so Cassandra, let us know

1549
01:15:07,200 --> 01:15:09,679
Speaker 1: what show you're going to, and I'll give it something extra.

1550
01:15:10,120 --> 01:15:12,080
Speaker 1: I don't know what, but I really am going to

1551
01:15:12,120 --> 01:15:14,160
Speaker 1: try my best for you guys, as I did last

1552
01:15:14,200 --> 01:15:15,760
Speaker 1: Saturday when I was supposed to do an hour and

1553
01:15:15,800 --> 01:15:17,599
Speaker 1: I did it an hour and twenty because I felt

1554
01:15:17,640 --> 01:15:20,400
Speaker 1: like I just like, I can't wait for someone to

1555
01:15:20,479 --> 01:15:23,280
Speaker 1: write like I'm not going to my mom's funeral just

1556
01:15:23,280 --> 01:15:26,000
Speaker 1: so I could see you, Nikki. Honestly, I don't think

1557
01:15:26,040 --> 01:15:29,439
Speaker 1: that that's a bad choice because your mom is dead

1558
01:15:29,760 --> 01:15:32,400
Speaker 1: and she doesn't know if you're good or As I've

1559
01:15:32,400 --> 01:15:34,880
Speaker 1: always said, funerals are the only things you don't have

1560
01:15:34,920 --> 01:15:36,519
Speaker 1: to go to for someone, and I know it's a

1561
01:15:36,560 --> 01:15:39,240
Speaker 1: good way to process, Like if it helps you process

1562
01:15:39,560 --> 01:15:41,920
Speaker 1: the grief, which that's what funerals are for for you

1563
01:15:42,040 --> 01:15:45,000
Speaker 1: and for others, um go. But if you don't want

1564
01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:46,839
Speaker 1: to go to a funeral and you want to process

1565
01:15:46,840 --> 01:15:49,160
Speaker 1: in your own way, never feel obligated to go, because

1566
01:15:49,680 --> 01:15:52,479
Speaker 1: literally the person who it's for is not alive and

1567
01:15:52,760 --> 01:15:54,759
Speaker 1: they will allow you to go to my show instead,

1568
01:15:54,920 --> 01:15:57,120
Speaker 1: And so never feel pressured to go to funerals. It's

1569
01:15:57,320 --> 01:16:00,200
Speaker 1: literally the only thing in life of someone's that you

1570
01:16:00,240 --> 01:16:01,920
Speaker 1: don't have to feel guilty about not going, and you go,

1571
01:16:02,040 --> 01:16:04,080
Speaker 1: but I'm going because their family will be there and

1572
01:16:04,120 --> 01:16:06,960
Speaker 1: they need to know. Don't don't do anything for anyone else.

1573
01:16:07,200 --> 01:16:09,439
Speaker 1: Grave in your own, in your own way. Let's listen

1574
01:16:09,520 --> 01:16:12,479
Speaker 1: to uh oh and she has my name Nicole a

1575
01:16:12,560 --> 01:16:16,439
Speaker 1: voice message. Hi Nikki, Hi Andrew. My name is Nicole.

1576
01:16:16,840 --> 01:16:20,240
Speaker 1: Love the podcast. Listen every day I have storied her

1577
01:16:20,400 --> 01:16:23,840
Speaker 1: Nicky Specifically, Nikki, you were talking on the podcast about

1578
01:16:23,840 --> 01:16:28,000
Speaker 1: how sometimes you avoid fans after your shows. Well, one

1579
01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:30,519
Speaker 1: time I saw you perform at the Laugh Factory. You

1580
01:16:30,640 --> 01:16:34,479
Speaker 1: absolutely crushed. You were so funny, And after the show,

1581
01:16:34,800 --> 01:16:37,120
Speaker 1: I was waiting for my boyfriend to get done going

1582
01:16:37,160 --> 01:16:39,840
Speaker 1: to the bathroom, and everyone came up to me and

1583
01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:43,360
Speaker 1: was like, Nicky, you crushed it. Good job. And it

1584
01:16:43,439 --> 01:16:46,760
Speaker 1: was weird because my name is Nicole, and it was

1585
01:16:46,800 --> 01:16:49,439
Speaker 1: just just a real moment because I was also very stoned,

1586
01:16:49,600 --> 01:16:51,519
Speaker 1: and I had to just keep telling people, oh, no,

1587
01:16:51,960 --> 01:16:55,200
Speaker 1: she did crush it, but that was not me anyway.

1588
01:16:55,240 --> 01:16:58,960
Speaker 1: I always wanted to relay these congratulations to you because

1589
01:16:58,960 --> 01:17:00,960
Speaker 1: you did a great job and it was a very

1590
01:17:01,760 --> 01:17:07,400
Speaker 1: for me anyway. Love the Pot, Thanks Nicole. Nicole I

1591
01:17:07,439 --> 01:17:09,559
Speaker 1: just want to reiterate to anyone who might hear this

1592
01:17:09,680 --> 01:17:12,519
Speaker 1: for the first time. I love when fans come up

1593
01:17:12,560 --> 01:17:15,160
Speaker 1: to me and say nice things. It's just I avoid

1594
01:17:15,160 --> 01:17:17,920
Speaker 1: it because sometimes I I don't want them to feel

1595
01:17:17,920 --> 01:17:19,800
Speaker 1: obligated to say nice things if they don't want to,

1596
01:17:19,840 --> 01:17:22,519
Speaker 1: and I feel like sometimes people and then sometimes people

1597
01:17:22,560 --> 01:17:24,280
Speaker 1: don't say anything, and I think, oh my god, they

1598
01:17:24,280 --> 01:17:26,000
Speaker 1: hate me, but they're really just trying to like, not

1599
01:17:26,080 --> 01:17:28,280
Speaker 1: bug me. So I just avoid it because I don't

1600
01:17:28,280 --> 01:17:30,200
Speaker 1: either want you to say something you don't want to say,

1601
01:17:30,400 --> 01:17:32,880
Speaker 1: or I just don't want to be apointed by the fact.

1602
01:17:32,680 --> 01:17:37,240
Speaker 1: Don't what you gotta hire this Nicole to stand outside

1603
01:17:37,240 --> 01:17:39,840
Speaker 1: and do your meeting, Greeds. It's such a good idea.

1604
01:17:40,000 --> 01:17:45,400
Speaker 1: Thank you so much, Nicole. Final thought, Nicole, You're so right, Nicole.

1605
01:17:45,439 --> 01:17:47,720
Speaker 1: If you right, If you want to come to a

1606
01:17:47,760 --> 01:17:49,760
Speaker 1: show sometime, it would be fun. It would be great

1607
01:17:49,760 --> 01:17:51,400
Speaker 1: to meet you. I'm so glad I have a twin

1608
01:17:51,479 --> 01:17:53,920
Speaker 1: out there that got so many compliments. I have so

1609
01:17:53,960 --> 01:17:57,920
Speaker 1: many fucking twins in the world. Andrew, check out this one.

1610
01:17:58,240 --> 01:17:59,800
Speaker 1: This girl has an only fans. If you want to

1611
01:17:59,800 --> 01:18:03,800
Speaker 1: see me um getting railed. I don't even know what

1612
01:18:03,840 --> 01:18:05,839
Speaker 1: she does on Only Fans. I I got to subscribe

1613
01:18:05,840 --> 01:18:07,880
Speaker 1: to it because I do subscribe to Friends only fans.

1614
01:18:07,880 --> 01:18:10,320
Speaker 1: Oh my god, she wow. I didn't even know what

1615
01:18:10,400 --> 01:18:16,719
Speaker 1: she was doing here. Gods on Instagram. Don't only watch

1616
01:18:16,800 --> 01:18:19,760
Speaker 1: porn where people look like you. I mean that. I

1617
01:18:19,800 --> 01:18:22,400
Speaker 1: just want to say that there is a deep fake

1618
01:18:22,479 --> 01:18:25,920
Speaker 1: out there of me. Um, it's a compilation of me

1619
01:18:25,960 --> 01:18:29,240
Speaker 1: talking about having anal sex on different podcasts, and then

1620
01:18:29,360 --> 01:18:32,960
Speaker 1: in between me being interviewed about it, my voice over

1621
01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:36,439
Speaker 1: talking about anal sex then plays over women whose faces

1622
01:18:36,479 --> 01:18:39,880
Speaker 1: have been changed to mine, who are getting fucked in

1623
01:18:39,920 --> 01:18:42,559
Speaker 1: the ass, over and over. I couldn't even watch it

1624
01:18:42,600 --> 01:18:45,200
Speaker 1: because it was so real looking and also I sounded

1625
01:18:45,240 --> 01:18:48,320
Speaker 1: so could being like I have a set like I

1626
01:18:48,360 --> 01:18:51,519
Speaker 1: never bring it up to be or like sexy, but

1627
01:18:51,560 --> 01:18:53,720
Speaker 1: it just looked like I was like bragging about being

1628
01:18:53,760 --> 01:18:56,400
Speaker 1: a fucking r or whatever. And um, that's out there

1629
01:18:56,479 --> 01:18:58,920
Speaker 1: is like Brandy views, So like, don't you'd rather be

1630
01:18:59,160 --> 01:19:02,960
Speaker 1: like you actually having sex and someone else saying those things? Yes,

1631
01:19:03,120 --> 01:19:06,160
Speaker 1: I really want a porn star saying it, and then

1632
01:19:06,320 --> 01:19:10,959
Speaker 1: me as a comedian having a microphone shoved up my ass. Um.

1633
01:19:11,000 --> 01:19:14,439
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just so listen this girl if

1634
01:19:14,439 --> 01:19:16,360
Speaker 1: you want to follow her. She looks a lot like me,

1635
01:19:16,360 --> 01:19:18,120
Speaker 1: and she constantly. The other day she was doing a

1636
01:19:18,200 --> 01:19:20,320
Speaker 1: Q and A on Instagram and someone goes, do you

1637
01:19:20,360 --> 01:19:22,000
Speaker 1: ever get told you look like Nicki Lazer? And she's

1638
01:19:22,000 --> 01:19:24,240
Speaker 1: like all the time. In fact, I tagged her once

1639
01:19:24,240 --> 01:19:26,240
Speaker 1: and she started following me, and now we're friends. Her

1640
01:19:26,320 --> 01:19:29,760
Speaker 1: name is Luna Hill x one l u n A

1641
01:19:29,960 --> 01:19:33,360
Speaker 1: Hill x one. She looks like me. She uh is

1642
01:19:33,600 --> 01:19:38,880
Speaker 1: I think way sex here and uh has amazing tattoos.

1643
01:19:38,920 --> 01:19:40,519
Speaker 1: She does like I don't know what she does on

1644
01:19:40,560 --> 01:19:43,280
Speaker 1: her only fans, but I'm guessing it's very seductive. Even

1645
01:19:43,280 --> 01:19:45,599
Speaker 1: on Instagram, she does stuff that's like so freaking hot.

1646
01:19:45,640 --> 01:19:48,240
Speaker 1: I mean, look at look at that. Oh my god,

1647
01:19:48,920 --> 01:19:50,639
Speaker 1: I know we can hold on. Look at this one

1648
01:19:50,720 --> 01:19:52,840
Speaker 1: she does like a Britney spears. I'm not like Twin

1649
01:19:53,000 --> 01:19:55,680
Speaker 1: that like went to jail. I mean, these are those

1650
01:19:55,680 --> 01:19:58,559
Speaker 1: pictures I send to like guys I'm hooking up with,

1651
01:19:58,680 --> 01:20:01,800
Speaker 1: Like this is it's truly Oh, this one is done

1652
01:20:01,840 --> 01:20:05,600
Speaker 1: from Clueless. She's wearing like the clueless plaid outfit. That

1653
01:20:05,640 --> 01:20:07,479
Speaker 1: one's so hot that's on her Instagram. Go look at

1654
01:20:07,520 --> 01:20:11,680
Speaker 1: that Luna Hill x one and uh, please support her

1655
01:20:11,720 --> 01:20:14,519
Speaker 1: on only fans if you like to support content creators

1656
01:20:14,560 --> 01:20:17,840
Speaker 1: on their um because she's she's really funny and cool

1657
01:20:18,080 --> 01:20:20,360
Speaker 1: and uh and looks like me. If you and Nicole

1658
01:20:20,400 --> 01:20:23,360
Speaker 1: please send a picture of yourself to the show because

1659
01:20:23,400 --> 01:20:28,600
Speaker 1: I love notes. And Nicole, thank you so much for

1660
01:20:28,640 --> 01:20:31,160
Speaker 1: your note. Thank you for all those voice memos and everything.

1661
01:20:31,560 --> 01:20:34,120
Speaker 1: So we have a minute left on the show. Andrew, Um,

1662
01:20:34,160 --> 01:20:40,080
Speaker 1: what are you up to today? You know? Uh, maybe

1663
01:20:40,080 --> 01:20:42,439
Speaker 1: work out? You know? Okay, Well, I'm going to the

1664
01:20:42,439 --> 01:20:46,479
Speaker 1: ted Lasso two season two premiere tonight. Okay, look, we

1665
01:20:46,520 --> 01:20:48,920
Speaker 1: can't all. I just want to talk about it. It's

1666
01:20:48,960 --> 01:20:52,639
Speaker 1: so fun. They were just nominated for like literally every Emmy.

1667
01:20:52,920 --> 01:20:57,479
Speaker 1: Are you a Yeah, I'm bringing jeff Dy as my

1668
01:20:57,600 --> 01:21:02,960
Speaker 1: date uh to today, um, and I'm excited about it

1669
01:21:03,000 --> 01:21:05,200
Speaker 1: because I'm also going with Jamie Lee, who's a writer

1670
01:21:05,320 --> 01:21:07,679
Speaker 1: on the show. We're picking her up and we're gonna

1671
01:21:07,720 --> 01:21:10,800
Speaker 1: go the three of us together and uh, Jamie Lee

1672
01:21:10,880 --> 01:21:14,519
Speaker 1: hilarious comedian. Um, the I think the real Jamie Lee

1673
01:21:14,520 --> 01:21:16,800
Speaker 1: on Instagram whatever is. But you'll be hearing a lot

1674
01:21:16,800 --> 01:21:20,160
Speaker 1: from her because we're working together on something and hilarious.

1675
01:21:20,520 --> 01:21:22,400
Speaker 1: She's so fucking funny, and she wrote on the show,

1676
01:21:22,439 --> 01:21:24,880
Speaker 1: so like the show is like hotter than ever. It's

1677
01:21:24,920 --> 01:21:27,200
Speaker 1: such a cool premiere to get invited. Bill Lawrence is

1678
01:21:27,200 --> 01:21:30,040
Speaker 1: a friend of mine. I get to go to this

1679
01:21:30,080 --> 01:21:32,559
Speaker 1: party after there's like a cool party afterwards. I don't

1680
01:21:32,560 --> 01:21:34,840
Speaker 1: know what I'm gonna wear yet. I'm trying to sneak

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01:21:34,920 --> 01:21:37,080
Speaker 1: some of the things that my wardrobe ladies are my

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Speaker 1: stylists have given me for the shoot I did this

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Speaker 1: week into my outfit, but they're asking me to give

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Speaker 1: it back by two pm today. I'm gonna ask if

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Speaker 1: I can keep like one thing. The wardrobe is described

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Speaker 1: as a dress in smart casual so sweatpants with some

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01:21:50,080 --> 01:21:58,080
Speaker 1: glasses and carry a book and yeah, you're premiere. Maybe

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01:21:58,120 --> 01:22:00,200
Speaker 1: I'll play softball again with your brother in law. So

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Speaker 1: I mean it's the same thing. Just believe if you've

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Speaker 1: seen ted Lasso, you know what that means. Uh. Ted

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Speaker 1: Lasso is one of the best shows ever. And if

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Speaker 1: you haven't watched it and you are maybe a depressed

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01:22:10,200 --> 01:22:12,400
Speaker 1: person and needs something to feel good about, and I

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01:22:12,439 --> 01:22:15,400
Speaker 1: know you're like, no, I don't nothing. No TV show

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01:22:15,400 --> 01:22:18,120
Speaker 1: can actually make me feel good I thought that way too.

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01:22:18,240 --> 01:22:21,640
Speaker 1: Ted Lasso is so fantastic and so heartwarming and just

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01:22:22,120 --> 01:22:25,519
Speaker 1: is it's it's just like that soccer caption you read

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01:22:25,600 --> 01:22:29,800
Speaker 1: in a show like powerful, smart, fun fun. Well, I

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01:22:29,800 --> 01:22:32,479
Speaker 1: guess that wasn't funny, that caption, but just makes you

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Speaker 1: feel good about the world. I feel good about the world. Uh,

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Speaker 1: and you so much for this makeup podcast. Noah, thank

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01:22:39,080 --> 01:22:42,200
Speaker 1: you so much, listeners, Thank you. See you on the road.

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Speaker 1: Tickets available adding shows, Uh, every day, shows are selling out.

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01:22:47,760 --> 01:22:51,200
Speaker 1: My I'm so grateful to everyone who bought a ticket

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01:22:51,240 --> 01:22:54,200
Speaker 1: because I'm selling better than anyone in my team had

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01:22:54,240 --> 01:22:56,800
Speaker 1: ever expected me to sell and I don't even expect it.

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01:22:56,880 --> 01:22:59,360
Speaker 1: But I love you so much for buying tickets, and

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01:22:59,400 --> 01:23:01,519
Speaker 1: I will do my best to make you proud and

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Speaker 1: have you. Uh. And there's gonna be free prizes at

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01:23:03,960 --> 01:23:06,800
Speaker 1: my shows, most of my shows. I'm I'm getting h

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01:23:07,200 --> 01:23:09,799
Speaker 1: ready to We're getting tons of cool merch. So I'm excited.

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Speaker 1: All right, See you on Monday, you guys, Uh, this weekend,

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Speaker 1: do not do anything kick and I hope you have

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Speaker 1: a good vacation from your s s DJ and any

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01:23:19,439 --> 01:23:23,519
Speaker 1: other things we coined today on the show. Uh. Jack

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Speaker 1: frown fruit, Yeah, jack fruit, cantaloupe can at all the

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Speaker 1: piece