WEBVTT - Give Me Some Headlines: Current Copulations Pt. 1 0:00:00.400 --> 0:00:05.800 So have you ever heard of July tenth as seven 0:00:06.000 --> 0:00:06.600 ten day? 0:00:07.000 --> 0:00:09.840 Seven ten day? That is not familiar to me? 0:00:10.039 --> 0:00:13.400 Well, that's surprisingly because it's a weed holiday. No shita 0:00:14.080 --> 0:00:17.840 twenty Yeah apparently. And this is I am h O 0:00:18.760 --> 0:00:23.479 real dumb. It's called seven ten day because when you 0:00:23.600 --> 0:00:28.640 turn seven ten upside down, it looks like oil. It's 0:00:28.640 --> 0:00:35.879 all about different types of oil THHC, like shatter or vapes. Okay, no, no, 0:00:36.400 --> 0:00:39.320 this is legit. I mean obviously it's just you know, 0:00:39.400 --> 0:00:41.920 a hallmark holiday for weed. Like they just made it 0:00:42.000 --> 0:00:46.920 up to sell shit, right holidays are Yeah, I mean. 0:00:46.880 --> 0:00:49.120 That's just thinking to myself like, well, I guess it's 0:00:49.280 --> 0:00:52.120 just like, what the fuck does I have to do 0:00:52.200 --> 0:00:52.680 with anything? 0:00:52.840 --> 0:00:56.720 Fair Well, in remembrance of seven ten day, which was 0:00:57.320 --> 0:00:59.160 at this point, remember many days ago. 0:00:59.520 --> 0:01:03.040 Well you know what, babe, I will unlike other days, 0:01:03.120 --> 0:01:04.800 I will smoke wheat on some intent. 0:01:05.000 --> 0:01:07.039 Well, you got it. You gotta cook up some shatter. 0:01:07.600 --> 0:01:08.760 Oh I don't know about all that. 0:01:10.280 --> 0:01:12.119 What else? Tell them what we're watching. 0:01:12.319 --> 0:01:15.080 Oh, we're finally watching the Bear finally, So now we're 0:01:15.080 --> 0:01:17.400 in season two, so everyone can stop yelling at us 0:01:17.640 --> 0:01:18.559 about seeing the Bear. 0:01:20.560 --> 0:01:22.520 Enjoyable Yeah, perfectly enjoyable. 0:01:22.680 --> 0:01:24.480 Yeah, there's definitely a part of me that was like, 0:01:24.560 --> 0:01:26.759 I kind of wish that I had watched a show 0:01:26.800 --> 0:01:28.440 like this before I worked at a restaurant. 0:01:28.680 --> 0:01:32.280 I'm curious what the difference is. We both worked for 0:01:32.319 --> 0:01:33.600 a long time in restaurants. 0:01:33.680 --> 0:01:37.160 Yeah, there's something about the attitude that they're bringing to 0:01:38.040 --> 0:01:41.080 their careers and wanting, you know, to put their best 0:01:41.080 --> 0:01:43.679 foot forward and stuff like that. And there's sometimes when 0:01:44.440 --> 0:01:46.560 you know, I was younger, and it's not my business, 0:01:46.720 --> 0:01:48.480 so I don't care, you know, like I'm just there 0:01:48.480 --> 0:01:49.440 to make my money and leave. 0:01:49.600 --> 0:01:50.639 Sure, but there were. 0:01:50.520 --> 0:01:51.960 Times when I would think to myself, like, if you 0:01:52.080 --> 0:01:54.920 really wanted to, you could you could think about this 0:01:55.040 --> 0:01:57.600 in a more serious way, like thinking about being the 0:01:57.600 --> 0:02:00.400 first person somebody sees that morning and setting a tone 0:02:00.440 --> 0:02:02.960 for their day and like smiling over their coffee and 0:02:03.400 --> 0:02:06.600 making it a cheerful experience so that they're like, ah, 0:02:06.640 --> 0:02:08.880 I feel good this morning, I'm gonna go tackle my 0:02:09.000 --> 0:02:10.480 day like you know you can, you can think or 0:02:10.520 --> 0:02:12.079 being the person at the end of the day that's 0:02:12.120 --> 0:02:15.040 like providing a really nice meal and people remember what 0:02:15.080 --> 0:02:17.840 they worked so hard for delicious food, and I had 0:02:17.880 --> 0:02:20.120 to go out and enjoy myself and have someone wait 0:02:20.200 --> 0:02:23.560 on me. Like there is something about that service that 0:02:23.600 --> 0:02:25.640 you're providing that you can take a lot of pride in. 0:02:25.720 --> 0:02:28.240 And I don't think I had that at all. I 0:02:28.320 --> 0:02:31.080 was like, oh, I hate everything and everyone. 0:02:31.720 --> 0:02:35.280 But to me, it was very dependent on that two 0:02:35.320 --> 0:02:38.120 way street, right, like if the customer, you know, had 0:02:38.160 --> 0:02:42.840 an attitude of you're the machine that brings me my sustenance, now. 0:02:42.720 --> 0:02:45.880 Do it right, pon pon nine. 0:02:45.960 --> 0:02:48.560 I was just thinking the other day of a table 0:02:48.760 --> 0:02:52.520 of these you know, I was oney five. They were 0:02:52.560 --> 0:02:55.079 probably close to my same age, maybe a little younger, 0:02:55.480 --> 0:02:58.320 and it was the worst day. I mean, a brunch 0:02:58.360 --> 0:03:02.640 shift on Saturday is something that everyone should have to 0:03:02.680 --> 0:03:04.840 do in their life so that they can understand it, 0:03:05.520 --> 0:03:10.160 and like it should be mandatory for citizenship. I think 0:03:10.160 --> 0:03:13.840 you should have to do, you know, eighteen months of brunch. 0:03:13.639 --> 0:03:16.280 Service or at least some brunch and then like a 0:03:16.480 --> 0:03:20.720 Christmas retail yeah right right, you know, three months of 0:03:20.840 --> 0:03:21.560 seasonal retail. 0:03:21.680 --> 0:03:23.360 I mean, don't get me started, but we should all 0:03:23.360 --> 0:03:27.560 be rotating jobs. But anyway, so horrible, horrible day, and 0:03:27.600 --> 0:03:31.760 this table these three kids just like, you know, very 0:03:31.880 --> 0:03:34.120 average table. They were fine, they got their food, they 0:03:34.120 --> 0:03:37.920 were nice. They left, and they left this little like 0:03:38.080 --> 0:03:43.560 pre printed punch out card that was just like hope, yeah, 0:03:43.720 --> 0:03:47.280 having a great day, you know, something positive written on. 0:03:47.320 --> 0:03:49.000 I don't even remember specifically what it was. It was 0:03:49.000 --> 0:03:52.280 like one of those like Dove chocolate wrappers messages, but 0:03:52.320 --> 0:03:54.600 it was a little punch out, little piece of card stock. 0:03:55.360 --> 0:04:00.600 And i'mlike almost started weeping, and I went out outside 0:04:00.760 --> 0:04:04.400 and I found them in the parking lot talking and 0:04:04.440 --> 0:04:07.360 I was holding back tears and I'm like, I've just 0:04:07.360 --> 0:04:11.120 been having a really awful day and that was just 0:04:11.760 --> 0:04:14.800 really nice, and that was a really nice gesture, and 0:04:14.880 --> 0:04:17.120 I just wanted you to know that it made me 0:04:17.120 --> 0:04:19.400 feel good on a bad day. And one of the 0:04:19.440 --> 0:04:22.919 girls was like can I give you a hug? That's like, yes, please, 0:04:23.360 --> 0:04:27.760 And there's hugged the stranger of the parking lot. All right, thanks, 0:04:27.800 --> 0:04:29.560 and I you know, I got through that day and 0:04:29.600 --> 0:04:31.600 it was a whoof that was one of the tough ones. 0:04:31.839 --> 0:04:32.600 Oh yeah, yeah. 0:04:33.000 --> 0:04:36.920 Well it has been a week for us. We're dogs sitting. 0:04:37.240 --> 0:04:40.440 We got a new house guest, Lee Low. If anybody 0:04:40.520 --> 0:04:44.040 wants to foster or adopt an adorable seven year old 0:04:44.080 --> 0:04:46.080 gray pit bull with the sweetest heart in the world. 0:04:46.440 --> 0:04:49.120 But she's looking for a home. We're kind of halfway 0:04:49.160 --> 0:04:49.640 housing her. 0:04:50.160 --> 0:04:52.599 Yep, that's it. That's what we're doing right now. Halfway 0:04:52.640 --> 0:04:56.400 house for dogs. Yeah, not a bad gig, No. 0:04:56.240 --> 0:04:58.400 It's not. It's not. It's nice to have them for 0:04:58.440 --> 0:05:02.440 a little short spurts. So that's been our week. But 0:05:02.680 --> 0:05:05.640 there's a big whole world out there that also had 0:05:05.680 --> 0:05:07.960 a week that's so true, and we want to talk 0:05:08.000 --> 0:05:10.400 about that a little bit today. Yeah. 0:05:10.440 --> 0:05:13.120 There's just a lot of stuff in the news recently 0:05:13.160 --> 0:05:16.160 about sex and marriage. Last well, guest Week and a 0:05:16.160 --> 0:05:18.680 couple of weeks sure, and some that y'all sent us. 0:05:18.680 --> 0:05:21.440 Some listeners sent us some headlines or tagged us, and 0:05:21.520 --> 0:05:24.719 some stories and we were like, well, dang, let's throw 0:05:24.760 --> 0:05:26.120 together some current copulation. 0:05:26.360 --> 0:05:28.760 Yeah. Yeah, it's so nice to be thought about. It 0:05:28.800 --> 0:05:30.240 is when you're out there and you're just reading the 0:05:30.279 --> 0:05:31.880 news and you're like, I know, who needs to hear 0:05:31.920 --> 0:05:33.200 about this Elian. 0:05:32.960 --> 0:05:36.479 Diana a giant dildo in Mexico? Yeah, I know, I 0:05:36.520 --> 0:05:37.480 know who needs to know about it? 0:05:38.000 --> 0:05:39.880 The thoughts that make people think of us. 0:05:40.040 --> 0:05:43.480 I love to be associated with giant statues. But yeah, 0:05:43.520 --> 0:05:48.160 recently there's been some like ethics questions about AI sex robots. 0:05:48.200 --> 0:05:50.080 You know, we love talk about AI up in here. 0:05:50.720 --> 0:05:54.400 There's a mayor who married a reptile in Mexico. There 0:05:54.400 --> 0:05:57.440 were several pieces of legislation or like court cases that 0:05:57.520 --> 0:05:59.599 kind of caught our eye. There's some new stats on 0:05:59.680 --> 0:06:02.680 marriage in the US that people were talking about, just 0:06:02.720 --> 0:06:05.279 a lot of different things. So I say, let's just 0:06:05.360 --> 0:06:08.760 dive into this smorgage board of sex and marriage news. 0:06:08.839 --> 0:06:09.720 Yeah, let's do it. 0:06:09.960 --> 0:06:13.800 Hey, their French come listen. Well, Eli and Diana got 0:06:13.800 --> 0:06:17.520 some stories to tell. There's no match making a romantic. 0:06:17.120 --> 0:06:20.800 Tips, It's just about ridiculous relations shit, I love. 0:06:20.839 --> 0:06:23.160 There might be any type of person at all, and 0:06:23.279 --> 0:06:26.440 abstract concept on a concrete wall. But if there's a 0:06:26.480 --> 0:06:31.600 story worth a second glans ridiculous romance. 0:06:31.320 --> 0:06:32.680 A production of iHeartRadio. 0:06:34.600 --> 0:06:37.080 Well, recently there's been a bit of a spate of 0:06:37.080 --> 0:06:42.200 people throwing things at performers in concerts, like concerts like 0:06:42.360 --> 0:06:45.080 bottles and crazy, like maybe Rexo was like hitting the 0:06:45.120 --> 0:06:47.560 eye with a phone or something and got like a 0:06:47.600 --> 0:06:48.159 black eye. 0:06:48.320 --> 0:06:50.120 Oh man, I'm gonna go on a rent. 0:06:50.480 --> 0:06:53.840 And now I'll start to say I. 0:06:52.760 --> 0:06:57.000 I'll stop, but just to say it makes the news, 0:06:57.200 --> 0:07:00.280 And then someone says I could do that, right, try 0:07:00.320 --> 0:07:02.159 to get the views and the clicks and the hits 0:07:02.200 --> 0:07:03.960 and all that stuff, and it's awful. 0:07:04.720 --> 0:07:06.560 I did see someone be like, well, I don't know, 0:07:06.680 --> 0:07:10.160 in the you know, seventies and eighties, we were throwing 0:07:10.200 --> 0:07:12.240 shit at the CES two, and of course if you 0:07:12.240 --> 0:07:14.080 go all the way back to Shakespeare times, they were 0:07:14.080 --> 0:07:16.680 throwing shit. So it's like kind of an old behavior 0:07:16.680 --> 0:07:17.560 and not a new behavior. 0:07:17.680 --> 0:07:20.080 It's the other side of it, too, where the news 0:07:20.840 --> 0:07:23.840 reflects trends that already existed, but makes them seem like 0:07:23.960 --> 0:07:26.200 they're like, this month, we're going to report a lot 0:07:26.240 --> 0:07:28.600 on this thing that's happening as if it's new. Right. 0:07:28.640 --> 0:07:30.400 Well, in half of it is so that oh, well, 0:07:30.440 --> 0:07:32.440 hey boomers, what do you think about this? And like, oh, 0:07:32.520 --> 0:07:34.560 hey millennials, you know, so we can all argue with 0:07:34.600 --> 0:07:37.720 each other exactly. In fact, we're all the worst so 0:07:38.720 --> 0:07:44.400 and have been forever. But the reason we're bringing this 0:07:44.480 --> 0:07:47.120 up is because this time, at a Lil nas X 0:07:47.240 --> 0:07:52.520 concert in Stockholm, Sweden, someone threw a vagina shaped sex 0:07:52.600 --> 0:07:56.800 toy at Lil nas X and of course little Na's 0:07:57.040 --> 0:08:00.280 a humorous guy. It's in a great sense of humor. Yeah, 0:08:00.400 --> 0:08:02.560 so apparently he just dodged it. And then he picked 0:08:02.640 --> 0:08:05.440 up and asked the crowd, quote, who threw their pussy 0:08:05.480 --> 0:08:06.400 on stage? 0:08:08.160 --> 0:08:11.200 What else can you say in that kind of situation? Also, 0:08:12.320 --> 0:08:16.120 I'm pretty sure I'm promise I'm not speaking of experience here. 0:08:16.360 --> 0:08:20.080 I think those aren't cheap. No, right, So, like, who's 0:08:20.120 --> 0:08:22.040 throwing that up on stage? Like they can just give 0:08:22.040 --> 0:08:22.440 it away? 0:08:23.400 --> 0:08:28.200 Somebody had some good seats to the Montero tour and decide. 0:08:27.800 --> 0:08:31.720 You know what I mean, you've already got disposable income. 0:08:31.800 --> 0:08:33.320 Yeah, I got questions though? 0:08:33.400 --> 0:08:33.959 Is it used? 0:08:34.200 --> 0:08:35.559 Is it new? Was it in the box? 0:08:36.000 --> 0:08:36.160 No? 0:08:36.480 --> 0:08:39.280 Was it homemade? The box in the box? 0:08:39.960 --> 0:08:41.400 How would you homemake. 0:08:41.840 --> 0:08:44.600 Somebody his homemade? They're a little flashlight, you know. 0:08:44.520 --> 0:08:47.160 It's true. Three D printer in a silicone mold. 0:08:47.040 --> 0:08:49.440 Three D printer or pillow, uh huh? 0:08:49.559 --> 0:08:52.520 And a bottle of a bottle of corn syrup. 0:08:54.200 --> 0:08:54.560 Growth. 0:08:54.720 --> 0:08:58.000 I don't know. I don't know what people do. Why 0:08:58.080 --> 0:09:03.079 is it so sticky? Common question? Title your sex tape? 0:09:04.600 --> 0:09:04.960 I don't know. 0:09:05.000 --> 0:09:07.640 I might prefer that though to what I think is 0:09:07.640 --> 0:09:10.040 probably the most unusual thing thrown at a performer on 0:09:10.080 --> 0:09:13.360 the stage, which is when Pink got showered with somebody's 0:09:13.400 --> 0:09:18.080 mother's ashes no during her show what and the person 0:09:18.320 --> 0:09:21.560 was like, Oh, my mom is a big fan. It's like, look, man, 0:09:21.679 --> 0:09:24.960 oh that is insane to me to put some like 0:09:25.600 --> 0:09:30.400 human ashes on somebody. I just think that's crazy. I 0:09:30.440 --> 0:09:31.400 don't know how you would. 0:09:31.400 --> 0:09:36.959 Well and imagine these are ashes, right, but like it's 0:09:37.000 --> 0:09:40.600 a human body, and I'm just like, in my mind, 0:09:40.880 --> 0:09:44.600 I don't know too many horror movies. I'm just transposing 0:09:44.640 --> 0:09:46.960 that to other forms of the human Like if it 0:09:47.000 --> 0:09:49.800 was just dismembered body parts being thrown up at Pink 0:09:49.840 --> 0:09:52.439 on stage, I mean, you know, at the end of 0:09:52.440 --> 0:09:55.080 the day, is it really that different. This is just 0:09:55.160 --> 0:09:59.480 another chemical form of someone's corpse being thrown at you. 0:09:59.640 --> 0:10:03.880 It's very gross, really weird. And also like, if you're 0:10:03.920 --> 0:10:06.680 a fan, why would you want to disrespect her like 0:10:06.760 --> 0:10:09.160 this in the middle of her performance. I feel like 0:10:09.160 --> 0:10:11.200 your mom would be like stop it. Pink is trying 0:10:11.240 --> 0:10:13.200 to do some aerial and you need to leave up. 0:10:13.200 --> 0:10:13.880 It's alone. 0:10:14.000 --> 0:10:16.840 Also, it's not like that's some sort of permanent resting place, 0:10:17.120 --> 0:10:20.440 not really like your mom's gonna get showered off, mopped up, 0:10:21.120 --> 0:10:23.199 and like end up in the sewer somewhere. So I 0:10:23.800 --> 0:10:24.880 just doesn't seem. 0:10:24.640 --> 0:10:26.040 Like it doesn't feel respectful. 0:10:26.040 --> 0:10:28.079 I don't know. Maybe mom was like all I care 0:10:28.120 --> 0:10:31.200 about is pink, and I just want to, even for 0:10:31.240 --> 0:10:34.480 a moment, be scattered over her dancing body. 0:10:34.640 --> 0:10:38.240 If but one particle of my ashes goes inside her 0:10:38.320 --> 0:10:41.079 eye or something, I'm forever part of pink. 0:10:41.679 --> 0:10:44.840 Wow. I don't know how I know. I do know 0:10:44.840 --> 0:10:47.200 how I feel about that, and it's terrible. I don't 0:10:47.200 --> 0:10:48.120 feel good about it at all. 0:10:49.000 --> 0:10:51.880 I don't know how. I have just got in touch 0:10:51.920 --> 0:10:54.000 with my feelings and I know exactly no. 0:10:54.120 --> 0:10:56.760 I was trying to pretend like I was waffling on 0:10:56.760 --> 0:11:01.520 that one. Also, I don't know if anyone's ever seen 0:11:02.040 --> 0:11:07.200 actual crematorium human ashes. It's not like the dust that 0:11:07.240 --> 0:11:09.000 you see in the coffee can at the end of 0:11:09.000 --> 0:11:12.359 Big Lebowski, where it's just like a powder that dissipates 0:11:12.360 --> 0:11:15.920 in the wind. It's like gravel. Like. Human ashes don't 0:11:15.960 --> 0:11:19.200 burn down to a fine dust. They burned down to 0:11:20.040 --> 0:11:22.680 like what you scoop out of the bottom of a fireplace, 0:11:23.320 --> 0:11:27.040 which is a mix of dust and like large particles 0:11:27.080 --> 0:11:30.320 of probably carbonized bone and things like that. 0:11:30.440 --> 0:11:33.320 Like, so you're telling me that she was pelted Yeah, 0:11:33.360 --> 0:11:38.000 with gravelly bits. Yeah, of someone's mother, definitely, if I were, 0:11:38.480 --> 0:11:40.360 I don't know. I feel like Pink probably is like 0:11:40.559 --> 0:11:42.640 all right back on the road, you know what I mean. 0:11:42.679 --> 0:11:44.080 But for me, I'd be like, I need a minute. 0:11:45.480 --> 0:11:48.160 It's pretty good. Like I said, someone literally threw a 0:11:48.200 --> 0:11:54.520 corpse at you, you know by any other name. So sorry, Pink. Well, 0:11:54.559 --> 0:11:59.120 speaking of death, I guess that's where we're starting this episode. 0:11:59.320 --> 0:12:04.880 This one little more direct dialysis patient died of a 0:12:04.920 --> 0:12:10.160 heart attack during sex, now specifically sex with one of 0:12:10.200 --> 0:12:14.920 the nurses that was treating him. This nurse first told 0:12:14.920 --> 0:12:18.000 the police in Wales after this guy died that she 0:12:18.080 --> 0:12:21.200 had no relationship with him, that he'd called her up 0:12:21.280 --> 0:12:23.800 to say he wasn't feeling well and she came out 0:12:23.800 --> 0:12:26.160 and just sat in his car with him for thirty 0:12:26.200 --> 0:12:30.440 or forty five minutes quote, just talking. But turned out 0:12:30.520 --> 0:12:33.679 that they were doing more than talking. It turned out 0:12:33.679 --> 0:12:36.360 they actually had an affair for a year together. 0:12:36.600 --> 0:12:36.960 Wow. 0:12:37.120 --> 0:12:40.760 They met while he was you know, getting dialysis, he 0:12:40.880 --> 0:12:44.480 was treating him. Yeah, and she was like, ooh, this 0:12:44.559 --> 0:12:48.280 guy's kidneys do not function. I gotta get me some 0:12:48.360 --> 0:12:52.560 of that. And they started doing it on the date. 0:12:52.480 --> 0:12:54.600 On the DL hope after all the red bull. 0:12:54.720 --> 0:13:00.679 I okay, I'll just say I'm literally terrified of dialysis. 0:13:01.400 --> 0:13:04.720 Like I don't do well with needles. I do not 0:13:04.920 --> 0:13:07.440 like it, get a little weak in the knees. I 0:13:07.440 --> 0:13:10.240 can handle it. I know some people straight up pass out, 0:13:10.280 --> 0:13:13.040 and I get it, but I can't like watch when 0:13:13.040 --> 0:13:15.559 they're doing it, and the idea of sitting there while they, 0:13:16.720 --> 0:13:20.200 you know, distract yourself if you don't want to hear this, 0:13:20.480 --> 0:13:23.240 but they like pull the blood out of your body, 0:13:24.640 --> 0:13:28.320 throw it through a giant machine that's basically an electronic kidney, 0:13:28.360 --> 0:13:31.040 and then pump it back into your body to do 0:13:31.040 --> 0:13:33.840 the job that your kidneys do. And I don't think. 0:13:33.920 --> 0:13:35.120 I don't know if I could do it. So I'm 0:13:35.160 --> 0:13:37.120 so terrified for my poor kidneys. 0:13:37.400 --> 0:13:41.160 I have a friend who had a terrible kidney disease, 0:13:41.280 --> 0:13:44.040 still does. She had to have two kidney transplants. 0:13:44.080 --> 0:13:45.680 She's like a spokesperson for this disease. 0:13:45.720 --> 0:13:49.920 Now right, I want to say, it's FSGS, Yeah, fsgs, 0:13:50.000 --> 0:13:54.080 f SGS and Yeah, her brother gave her his kidney 0:13:54.200 --> 0:13:57.360 and then like a year even not not long, it 0:13:57.400 --> 0:13:59.760 failed because it was too close of a match. 0:14:00.160 --> 0:14:02.000 Yeah, so the disease was like great. 0:14:01.960 --> 0:14:04.600 Geah, awesome, another one to pack and then she just 0:14:04.640 --> 0:14:06.679 got another one. Fortunately, she got very lucky and got 0:14:06.679 --> 0:14:08.720 another kidney and she's doing really well. But she was 0:14:08.720 --> 0:14:12.560 on dialysis eight hours a day. Oh, Like her whole 0:14:12.640 --> 0:14:15.520 job was to get her blood cleaned. You know what 0:14:15.520 --> 0:14:17.560 I'm saying, Like that was her life, and I was 0:14:17.600 --> 0:14:19.440 just like, I think that's what I would hate the 0:14:19.480 --> 0:14:22.240 most when I think about medical problems, or like, your 0:14:22.440 --> 0:14:26.040 entire existence is nothing but doctor's appointments, clean, you know, 0:14:26.560 --> 0:14:30.440 cleaning something out of your body, putting something in like whatever, 0:14:30.720 --> 0:14:35.840 just sitting sitting waiting constantly, like pain and being uncomfortable. 0:14:35.840 --> 0:14:37.880 I would just I just can't imagine it. 0:14:38.000 --> 0:14:41.040 I do this all the time, and we all should. 0:14:41.160 --> 0:14:44.840 I am very grateful that my body works as well 0:14:44.880 --> 0:14:47.040 as it does. Yeah, and then I don't have to 0:14:47.080 --> 0:14:51.520 deal with those and I am certainly impressed with people 0:14:51.560 --> 0:14:56.240 who do. And you know whatever. We should be making 0:14:56.360 --> 0:14:59.040 everyone's lives as good as we possibly can. But I 0:14:59.120 --> 0:15:01.440 think we all could stand to be a little grateful 0:15:01.440 --> 0:15:05.400 for our bodies functioning. Oh yeah, because it's wild what 0:15:05.520 --> 0:15:08.520 some people have to go through just to live, right, 0:15:08.840 --> 0:15:12.600 So thanks body, keep it keep it going through, keep 0:15:12.640 --> 0:15:15.680 it going, because we'll all have some problems someday. Literally, 0:15:15.760 --> 0:15:16.080 all of. 0:15:16.080 --> 0:15:20.080 Us being able bodied is only temporary. 0:15:20.800 --> 0:15:24.160 Well, okay, so anyway back to this story, because you 0:15:24.160 --> 0:15:26.440 know what, this guy died of a heart attack. They 0:15:26.560 --> 0:15:30.440 were having sex in his car. He's half naked, he's 0:15:30.480 --> 0:15:34.480 got his pants down around his ankles. And this guy died, 0:15:35.160 --> 0:15:40.360 and the nurse of course freaks out, but she decides, 0:15:40.680 --> 0:15:43.800 let me call my friend and coworker and see what 0:15:43.840 --> 0:15:46.800 I should do. And her friend is like, uh, hello, 0:15:47.280 --> 0:15:49.520 call nine nine nine because it's the UK. So there 0:15:49.680 --> 0:15:52.680 it's nine one one. Theirs is nine nine nine, which 0:15:52.680 --> 0:15:55.360 actually makes more sense. It's even easier to dial, right. 0:15:55.680 --> 0:15:57.720 I've heard actually that we did that on purpose so 0:15:57.720 --> 0:15:59.040 that you wouldn't accidentally call. 0:15:59.200 --> 0:16:01.760 But I'm wondering back when there were rotary phones, it's 0:16:01.760 --> 0:16:03.000 a lot harder at butt dial. 0:16:03.160 --> 0:16:05.040 Yeah, but nine nine nine would take even longer because 0:16:05.080 --> 0:16:05.960 you'd have to go all the way around. 0:16:06.040 --> 0:16:06.760 Oh that's true. 0:16:06.920 --> 0:16:08.800 Nine and then one one, nice and fast. 0:16:08.840 --> 0:16:11.680 And that's probably what it was. You heard it hear first, folks, 0:16:12.120 --> 0:16:15.360 you solved the mystery anyway. In England's nine nine nine, 0:16:15.440 --> 0:16:17.520 her friend is like, call nine nine nine and the 0:16:17.600 --> 0:16:22.200 nurse refused. She said no. So her friend is like, well, 0:16:22.240 --> 0:16:24.640 I guess I'll be right there, and showed up and 0:16:24.680 --> 0:16:29.240 she called an ambulance herself, and obviously nothing could be done. 0:16:29.520 --> 0:16:32.800 So yeah, ambulance shows up, Obviously police show up, and 0:16:32.920 --> 0:16:36.280 she's got this whole other story about what had happened. 0:16:36.320 --> 0:16:40.280 We were just talking. He took his pants off. I guess, you. 0:16:40.240 --> 0:16:42.040 Know, he just took his pants off, just. 0:16:42.000 --> 0:16:43.600 You know, sometimes you're talking to people are just like, 0:16:43.640 --> 0:16:45.440 oh man, I just had a big lunch, so let 0:16:45.520 --> 0:16:47.760 me just unbutton and pull all the way down around 0:16:47.760 --> 0:16:51.600 my ankles. Her other nurse friend shows up and starts 0:16:51.600 --> 0:16:55.360 trying to CPR this guy, which I guess this nurse 0:16:55.440 --> 0:16:59.920 also didn't try, and uh yeah, it didn't work out. 0:17:00.080 --> 0:17:04.119 So she was taken off of work. She was she 0:17:04.240 --> 0:17:07.399 was struck off and she can no longer work as 0:17:07.400 --> 0:17:12.560 a nurse for having quote brought the nursing profession into disrepute, 0:17:13.720 --> 0:17:16.439 which is a very British way of saying you embarrassed us. 0:17:16.480 --> 0:17:22.040 All I mean, I guess I see why. I mean, 0:17:22.119 --> 0:17:24.160 isn't there you know, probably not do that. 0:17:26.000 --> 0:17:30.200 Probably not probably unethical to have a relationship with your patient, 0:17:30.359 --> 0:17:32.320 But I don't know is that true. 0:17:32.320 --> 0:17:34.080 I don't know if you know it's not okay if 0:17:34.119 --> 0:17:37.160 you're a doctor, you know, a psychological doctor, you can't 0:17:37.200 --> 0:17:40.680 have a relationship with your patient. But I don't know 0:17:40.720 --> 0:17:43.800 if it's actually technically unethical. If you're just like, I'm 0:17:43.840 --> 0:17:45.680 seeing you for your heart and I think you're hot, 0:17:45.760 --> 0:17:48.000 let's go have dinner. I don't think anyone cares about that. 0:17:48.320 --> 0:17:50.960 But of course she's sneeking around, and then you know, 0:17:51.119 --> 0:17:54.639 denied him care essentially because of his own shit, So 0:17:54.720 --> 0:17:57.800 that would probably be more the problem. 0:17:57.920 --> 0:18:00.840 Here's my question. Have you ever had a hot doctor, 0:18:01.119 --> 0:18:02.600 hot doctor, or hot. 0:18:02.520 --> 0:18:06.240 Nurse or hot nurse? None come to mind. I'm sure 0:18:06.240 --> 0:18:10.160 there's been some hot nurses though. Sure, But you know, again, 0:18:10.240 --> 0:18:12.720 knock on wood, very very lucky to not have to 0:18:13.000 --> 0:18:15.800 have cause to have many doctors or nurses. 0:18:15.440 --> 0:18:20.119 About oh yeah, because you never make doctor's appointments for yourself. Also, 0:18:20.240 --> 0:18:20.640 have not. 0:18:20.680 --> 0:18:24.560 Needed to go and get like many operations or anything. 0:18:25.440 --> 0:18:27.119 I did have a hot dentist. One time. 0:18:27.359 --> 0:18:29.160 I was gonna say I had a hot dentist. 0:18:29.400 --> 0:18:33.080 Yeah, hot dentists. Several of his texts were hot too, 0:18:33.160 --> 0:18:36.320 so maybe that's where the dental texts. 0:18:36.520 --> 0:18:39.199 Oh technicians, I thought you said texts like he was 0:18:39.200 --> 0:18:39.840 texting you. 0:18:39.960 --> 0:18:41.840 Oh yeah, he sent me some hot texts. 0:18:43.440 --> 0:18:49.800 Did what text? His assistance text from my dentist? 0:18:50.560 --> 0:18:53.800 It says, are you flossy? 0:18:55.600 --> 0:18:58.920 Uh? Yeah, no. We recently we both had the same 0:18:59.000 --> 0:19:00.000 dentist and she was hot. 0:19:00.760 --> 0:19:01.440 That's true. 0:19:01.240 --> 0:19:05.360 She's a little punk Rocke dentist, that's right, with a 0:19:05.480 --> 0:19:09.840 very Russian name, no accent, so probably spy. And now 0:19:09.880 --> 0:19:10.720 she knows all about it. 0:19:11.000 --> 0:19:14.879 She was like, oh, your teeth look terrible, Diana. You 0:19:14.920 --> 0:19:17.600 should really do something about that. Here's a plan over 0:19:17.640 --> 0:19:19.320 the next three years that will cost you twenty five 0:19:19.320 --> 0:19:21.280 thousand dollars. Also, do you know the nuclear coade? 0:19:21.320 --> 0:19:23.399 Yeah, I was gonna say twenty five thousand dollars or 0:19:23.440 --> 0:19:27.800 the newcle and or no it's it's not or right, Yeah, 0:19:28.520 --> 0:19:29.600 your insurance is great. 0:19:30.600 --> 0:19:31.840 You're gonna have to pay this bill. 0:19:32.040 --> 0:19:35.320 What's great about dental insurance is that you it's it's 0:19:35.320 --> 0:19:38.040 only like you know twenty five to forty bucks a month, right, 0:19:38.119 --> 0:19:40.479 and then if something goes wrong with your teeth, you 0:19:40.600 --> 0:19:41.959 also pay for all that. 0:19:42.440 --> 0:19:45.600 Right. But to be fair, if you call them, they 0:19:45.640 --> 0:19:46.399 will laugh at you. 0:19:46.640 --> 0:19:49.600 Oh yeah, that's right, they say, haha, you're poor. You 0:19:49.680 --> 0:19:50.879 don't deserve good teeth. 0:19:51.200 --> 0:19:53.560 Having teeth was actually a pre existing condition. 0:19:54.080 --> 0:19:58.040 So so maybe think about that next time and don't 0:19:58.040 --> 0:20:01.320 have teeth. Good news for you. 0:20:01.720 --> 0:20:06.080 On your way, they're falling out one by one. 0:20:06.800 --> 0:20:11.520 Okay, I'll tell you who's got great teeth? Oh cw actors, Hey, 0:20:11.600 --> 0:20:14.359