1 00:00:01,360 --> 00:00:03,320 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:06,240 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The 3 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:11,119 Speaker 1: subject is my grandson's girlfriend jumped me. My grandson's girlfriend 4 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:14,760 Speaker 1: jumped me. What we'll get into that, see what that's 5 00:00:14,760 --> 00:00:17,919 Speaker 1: all about? Just a bit. Yeah, that doesn't sound too good. 6 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:22,000 Speaker 1: Right now, the nephew is here with today's frank phone call. 7 00:00:22,079 --> 00:00:24,400 Speaker 1: What you got for us? Nav? Is it gonna be well? 8 00:00:24,520 --> 00:00:28,080 Speaker 1: After our last break? Listen to uncle Steve voss Man. 9 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:32,040 Speaker 1: King Solomon told me, I need to be fun instead 10 00:00:32,040 --> 00:00:35,440 Speaker 1: of stupid. I don't. I don't know what to do 11 00:00:35,640 --> 00:00:46,200 Speaker 1: right now. Stupid, don't don't change? Were you adding life? 12 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:52,760 Speaker 1: He ain't even seen the chateau at all hands when 13 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:57,840 Speaker 1: he came, he came down grading my stupid like like 14 00:00:57,880 --> 00:01:02,400 Speaker 1: it was something sensitive. Tom, is any timing? I need 15 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:10,000 Speaker 1: to be fun instead stupid. We'll be alright, let's do 16 00:01:10,080 --> 00:01:13,039 Speaker 1: this now. The run that prank back was the super 17 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:15,360 Speaker 1: Bowl party that was running that prank back. This right 18 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:19,920 Speaker 1: here is super Bowl trip, super Bowl trip. And I'm 19 00:01:19,959 --> 00:01:21,760 Speaker 1: sorry to say this. You know what I'm not. I'm 20 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:25,040 Speaker 1: not sorry to say that. It's been to be straight stupid. 21 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:31,880 Speaker 1: Let's got hello I'm trying to reach a Martina. Please, 22 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:33,920 Speaker 1: I'll see not in right at the moment. Can I 23 00:01:33,959 --> 00:01:36,920 Speaker 1: take a message or somebody can help you with Actually 24 00:01:36,959 --> 00:01:39,399 Speaker 1: I'm giving a call to make sure double checking on 25 00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:46,200 Speaker 1: confirmation for Mr and Mrs. Now man, now that made 26 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:48,800 Speaker 1: the mistakes? Are she going by herself? I'm not going, 27 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:50,920 Speaker 1: so that should be you should it should be missing? 28 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:54,760 Speaker 1: That's all? Oh okay, all right, Well I'll tell you 29 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:56,920 Speaker 1: what we have. We have our schedule. We wanted to 30 00:01:56,960 --> 00:01:59,920 Speaker 1: make sure we gave the confirmation and uh, you know, 31 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:02,200 Speaker 1: with a big weekend like this, we're double checking and 32 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:05,040 Speaker 1: making sure everybody's actually coming and getting their rooms because 33 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:07,320 Speaker 1: you know, you're subject to get charged for it. And 34 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:10,160 Speaker 1: we definitely have the honeymoon sweet waiting on her. Who 35 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:13,079 Speaker 1: honeymoons week? Man, we've been married seventeen years. What's you 36 00:02:13,080 --> 00:02:16,320 Speaker 1: talk about honeymoon sweek? Well, we got you, you see 37 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:19,399 Speaker 1: Mr and Mrs. What's the name on that? Ms? Martine? 38 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:22,640 Speaker 1: Is that right? Yeah? That's my wife? Yeah? All right, 39 00:02:22,639 --> 00:02:26,440 Speaker 1: and we've got Tony as well. Who who did Tony? 40 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:30,160 Speaker 1: My name is Vernon? Say whatnot? My name is Vernon? 41 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:33,880 Speaker 1: Who the hell is Tony? So? Um wow, we we 42 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,720 Speaker 1: have where this is uh the wrong one. I think 43 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:39,400 Speaker 1: I got the wrong one. Man, Okay, did you guys 44 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:42,000 Speaker 1: make reservations here at the hotel and for the super 45 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:45,720 Speaker 1: Bowl weekend. My wife is going to this weekend to 46 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:49,400 Speaker 1: be with her sick CONTI that's what she told me. Now, 47 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:52,519 Speaker 1: I don't know leny about and those, but you know what, Yeah, 48 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:55,640 Speaker 1: keep talking to me, Yeah, okay, keep talking to me, because, uh, 49 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:58,320 Speaker 1: this is getting really interesting right here. She's coming to 50 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:04,120 Speaker 1: I have a Mr. And Mrs Martina and Tony they're coming. 51 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:07,440 Speaker 1: We have the honeymoon suite here for the super Bowl weekend, 52 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:09,840 Speaker 1: checking in tomorrow and checking out on Monday. I don't know, 53 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:12,160 Speaker 1: you know what this is right here? Because he now 54 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:13,400 Speaker 1: I got said she told me she was going to 55 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:15,640 Speaker 1: see her seek auntie, and I told her, cool. I 56 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:17,680 Speaker 1: paid for the damn taking myself. I got my extra 57 00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:20,240 Speaker 1: turning back and I paid for my damn self so 58 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:21,840 Speaker 1: she can go out there. And you're telling me this 59 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:25,760 Speaker 1: help for the man reservations and because this looks I mean, 60 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:30,399 Speaker 1: with the hell now, Victor, Victor, what's your name again? 61 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:34,040 Speaker 1: But my name is Vernon? Okay, Mr Vernon, sir, First 62 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:36,120 Speaker 1: of all, I do apologize. I'm just a you know, 63 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:40,760 Speaker 1: close here and and and the reservations and basically they 64 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:43,000 Speaker 1: just got us calling because it's a big weekend. And 65 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:44,640 Speaker 1: you know, if you if you don't come in your 66 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:48,440 Speaker 1: your your car to definitely get charged. They got to remember, well, 67 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:50,680 Speaker 1: ye'll been not charged nothing to my card. Don't don't 68 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:53,600 Speaker 1: charge mat fact, I want to counsel this reservation. She 69 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:56,040 Speaker 1: can can fall back in as far as I'm concerned. 70 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:58,840 Speaker 1: This is the better walk up in here right now. 71 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:00,880 Speaker 1: They don't walk out been here right now because she 72 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:03,640 Speaker 1: this is this, Let's let's just slow Let's slow down 73 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:05,720 Speaker 1: a minute. Let's slow down. Maybe there's just a mistake here. 74 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:09,840 Speaker 1: I mean, no man, uh huh the Honeydom suite at 75 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:12,640 Speaker 1: the No One is she told no wonder I'm like, 76 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:14,720 Speaker 1: she told me she needed two untied dolls for them hotel, 77 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:17,760 Speaker 1: me for the hotel room. Yeah. Well actually it's uh 78 00:04:17,839 --> 00:04:20,120 Speaker 1: well they must be splitting in here. It's it's it's 79 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:23,360 Speaker 1: about four hundred something to night for this room. Excuse me, 80 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:27,880 Speaker 1: she didn't pay that much for my bay wet and ring. Wow. Okay, 81 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:30,080 Speaker 1: well I'll tell you what, sir. Is there anyway I 82 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:32,320 Speaker 1: can I can call back and speak to Martine so 83 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:34,760 Speaker 1: I can go never in life call back to this, okay, 84 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:37,240 Speaker 1: because she if you call back here talking about this, 85 00:04:37,480 --> 00:04:39,679 Speaker 1: because I don't know you normally answer this phone. Okay, 86 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:41,440 Speaker 1: this is her phone. She want to go running Aaron 87 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:43,680 Speaker 1: from me, But don't you never call this phone back 88 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:46,840 Speaker 1: again because she she ain't coming, not this lifetime. She's not. 89 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,400 Speaker 1: But uh, you know what, I want to thank you though, 90 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:51,440 Speaker 1: I appreciate you let me in on what was up? Yeah, 91 00:04:51,640 --> 00:04:55,320 Speaker 1: I knew it. Okay, okay, Mr Vernus, slow down something man, 92 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:58,840 Speaker 1: hey on Okay, now listen. What I have to do 93 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:00,280 Speaker 1: is I have to talk to the p us that 94 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:03,640 Speaker 1: made the reservation in order to cancel it. Now. You 95 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:06,240 Speaker 1: mean you can counseling right now, but I need to 96 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:08,440 Speaker 1: hear that from miss Martina that it's counsel me. What 97 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:10,000 Speaker 1: did she get back? She's gonna be even talk to 98 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:13,000 Speaker 1: you. You You can councel it now, I'm telling you now, Counselor, 99 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:16,000 Speaker 1: it ain't gonna be no honeymoon. Okay. We've been there 100 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:18,800 Speaker 1: for seventeen years, we got folk kids, and I'm sitting 101 00:05:18,839 --> 00:05:21,960 Speaker 1: back here, dog counselor. Now I'm telling me to counsel. 102 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:25,200 Speaker 1: I cannot councel it without speaking to her. I tell 103 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:28,000 Speaker 1: you what your best bid is a counsel that because 104 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:29,840 Speaker 1: if you put a charge on it, I will try 105 00:05:29,880 --> 00:05:34,160 Speaker 1: to and find Joe. What's your name? Excuse me? What's 106 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:37,520 Speaker 1: your name? I'm Brian, Sir, Brian. If there's one charge 107 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:41,200 Speaker 1: with my critical I will find you, sir. Mean, do 108 00:05:41,279 --> 00:05:43,800 Speaker 1: you have Tony's number where I can call him and 109 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:46,279 Speaker 1: maybe you know you know what. I'm gonna have Tony's 110 00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:47,960 Speaker 1: number in the minute because I got her phone. I'm 111 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,680 Speaker 1: just go through it and find it. Because this is 112 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:51,920 Speaker 1: some and she's gonna do with Tony. So if you 113 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:53,880 Speaker 1: called back here, you're not gonna get her because she's 114 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:56,599 Speaker 1: gonna be over there with that. Okay, sir. Now there's 115 00:05:56,640 --> 00:06:00,479 Speaker 1: one more person that's on the schedule on the room, 116 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:03,679 Speaker 1: one more personal. They're doing the threesome. I'm not sure. 117 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:06,200 Speaker 1: Now I've got another person on the on schedule on here. 118 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:08,159 Speaker 1: This can't get no words. Come on with it you 119 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:10,800 Speaker 1: want to I'm sorry. You want the name of your name? Yes, 120 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:13,320 Speaker 1: come on with you can tell me everything else. Okay, 121 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:19,080 Speaker 1: I got a a somebody named nephew Tommy. Excuse me, 122 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:27,719 Speaker 1: Hey man, this is nephew Tommy Man for the Steve 123 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:31,400 Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Your wife got me to prank phone 124 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:42,080 Speaker 1: all with you. I'm gonna I'm about being here at that. 125 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:47,280 Speaker 1: This is hey Man, Okay, and that's who she've been 126 00:06:47,279 --> 00:06:50,400 Speaker 1: talking to on the phone. Yeah, all right, yeah, you 127 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:54,480 Speaker 1: got me. Hey, But I gotta ask you, what is 128 00:06:54,520 --> 00:06:57,120 Speaker 1: the baddest and I'm talking about the baddest man radio 129 00:06:57,240 --> 00:07:03,440 Speaker 1: show in the land, Steve Harvey Morning Show. What you 130 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:06,960 Speaker 1: think was that fun? To you? Was that stupid? It 131 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:10,840 Speaker 1: was stuka? Okay. I know some people ain't having this stupid, 132 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:13,560 Speaker 1: but I apologize. You know what I don't that is 133 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:19,240 Speaker 1: it's stupid at its best. Yes, on the day I 134 00:07:19,320 --> 00:07:21,680 Speaker 1: get a voice mail, it's something wrong with what I'm doing. 135 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:25,360 Speaker 1: I can't get it. Wasn't a question. He's never gonna 136 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:28,960 Speaker 1: let this go. Guys, he's not your first one. Now 137 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:36,000 Speaker 1: you don't even want to do the voice mails stuff. Go. 138 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:39,600 Speaker 1: I ain't talking about me. I ain't nothing to nobody 139 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:44,400 Speaker 1: but be stupid. I'm gonna be stupid tonight baby, Huntsville, Alabama. 140 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:47,640 Speaker 1: The nephew was here stand up Live Comedy Club. Uh, 141 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:51,120 Speaker 1: that's one show tonight to tomorrow too on Saturday. That's right, 142 00:07:51,160 --> 00:07:54,160 Speaker 1: five shows for the weekend, one to night to Friday 143 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:59,600 Speaker 1: to Sadday. Stupid has landed in Huntsville, Alabama. Okay, not 144 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:04,440 Speaker 1: one fun has it landed. Stupid has landed. Stupid sound 145 00:08:04,480 --> 00:08:06,960 Speaker 1: more aggressive and got more authority to it. He's a 146 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:11,240 Speaker 1: corporate guy. Tell me he's a corporate guy. Yeah, he's 147 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:14,000 Speaker 1: a corporate guy. You know, he's not in this business. 148 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:20,240 Speaker 1: And he's just felt your marketing yourself completely wrong. Time 149 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:23,040 Speaker 1: and time. All these houses and cards you in ball, 150 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:26,040 Speaker 1: all the damn TV shows you got this lifestyle you 151 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:29,040 Speaker 1: didn't give your family. You need to rethink what you're doing. Man, 152 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:36,559 Speaker 1: and hold on all this him Man radio show for 153 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:38,360 Speaker 1: all the years and all this him Man, you need 154 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:41,080 Speaker 1: you need to rethank yourself. Man, people are not king 155 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:43,839 Speaker 1: call in. You gotta start listening to people like this 156 00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:48,520 Speaker 1: who ain't in this business, who ain't never been on 157 00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:50,839 Speaker 1: stage in front of nobody. You gotta pay attention with 158 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:56,280 Speaker 1: these people. Say, man, that boardroom, how dare you act 159 00:08:56,320 --> 00:09:02,800 Speaker 1: like you're not finding listened to Kane coming up next 160 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:07,760 Speaker 1: Strawberry letters subject my grandson's girlfriend jumped me. We'll get 161 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:11,640 Speaker 1: into that right after this, you're listening to the same 162 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:12,720 Speaker 1: Harvey morning show