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Speaker 1: It's another jewel. Hello, Helloha. My name is Seth McElroy

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Speaker 1: and I'm calling from Carolines. I was looking to speak

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Speaker 1: with Charles. Hi. This is Charles. Helloha, Charles, Helloha Helloha.

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Speaker 1: It means hello, goodbye, and also I love you. That's great,

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Speaker 1: Helloha back to you. Well, thank you. I'm calling today

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Speaker 1: to just confirm that you're scheduled to fly with us

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Speaker 1: tomorrow to Hawaii. Correct, Yes, that's correct. Okay, wonderful. Well,

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Speaker 1: I do need to let you know there's going to

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Speaker 1: be a slight change to your flight itinerary, and we

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Speaker 1: thought that you should probably know about it. Yeah, good

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Speaker 1: to know. Yes, it is. So we're gonna just be

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Speaker 1: adding five stops to your flight and then you'll be

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Speaker 1: on your way to beautiful Hawaii. Wait, how's that even possible?

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Speaker 1: Five stops? Yes, five different stops. Due to some circumstances

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Speaker 1: that are beyond our control. We're going to be stopping

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Speaker 1: in Kansas, Wyoming, North Dakota, South Dakota, and Maine and

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Speaker 1: then onto your final destination. So just a minor change Maine.

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Speaker 1: Why would we You're saying Maine would be the last stop. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all the way to Hawaii. That you don't even have

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Speaker 1: enough gas going from Maine. Well, we'll refuel at one

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Speaker 1: of our stops. It's just really the best route for us,

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Speaker 1: and I'm sorry, there's really nothing we can do about it.

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Speaker 1: When am I going to arrive? I mean, it doesn't

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Speaker 1: even make sense. Tell me what the actual arrival time is.

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Speaker 1: I guess that would be an important thing to know,

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Speaker 1: wouldn't it. Yeah? Yeah, it would all right. Well, let

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Speaker 1: me calculate for you. So if your original flight was

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Speaker 1: going to take about six and a half hours, right,

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Speaker 1: we add those stops in and right now we're looking

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Speaker 1: at around twenty one hours and ten minutes, so slightly longer,

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Speaker 1: but we'll still get you there safe and sound. Flow hot.

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Speaker 1: Did you say slightly don't? Please, don't say a low

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Speaker 1: hot to me after you tell me it's slightly longer.

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Speaker 1: That's the extra fifteen hours I could I could fight

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Speaker 1: all Ilia in that time. Well, not on one of

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Speaker 1: our flights right now, there's a I don't think I'd

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Speaker 1: ever want to fly on one of your flights again.

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Speaker 1: How is this even legal that you can do this? Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't think anything's illegal. We're just changing your flight

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Speaker 1: a little bit to make it a little more convenient. Understand,

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Speaker 1: But I paid for a flight, a direct flight, mind you. Yes,

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Speaker 1: we are going to get you directly to the island

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Speaker 1: of Hawaii. Just five extra stops in fifteen hours. That's

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Speaker 1: all we ask. I'm not interested in taking a tour

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Speaker 1: of the entire country on one plane because it's more

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Speaker 1: convenient for you. I would really like to be taken

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Speaker 1: off this flight and put on a different flight, a

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Speaker 1: direct flight, which is what I paid for. Yes, well,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry your ticket is nonrefundable. You can choose not

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Speaker 1: to fly, but that would be a waste of money.

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Speaker 1: I think I don't care if it's nonrefundable. Put me

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Speaker 1: on another flight. This is your screw up. It has

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Speaker 1: nothing to do with me, sir. I think we could

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Speaker 1: both practice a little aloha right now, because I can

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Speaker 1: sense that you're getting it doesn't even make sense. Well,

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Speaker 1: yes it does is. It's my way of saying, practice

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Speaker 1: love and relax. Are you arguing with me? You're ripping

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Speaker 1: me off, sir. I promise you I am not ripping

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Speaker 1: you off at all. As a matter of fact, I'll

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Speaker 1: read you this right here. Your ticket cannot be moved, changed,

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Speaker 1: or altered in any way unless you'd like to pay

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Speaker 1: for an extra bag. That's that's it. Yeah, just give

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Speaker 1: me the extra baggage feet and get me on a

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Speaker 1: direct flight. No, why, which is what I paid? Okay, great,

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Speaker 1: I'm glad we could come to this conclusion. I should

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Speaker 1: have brought this up earlier, So I'll go ahead, think

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Speaker 1: should I'll charge your card the two hundred and fifty

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Speaker 1: dollars and wait to wait. Two hundred and fifty dollars. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that's extra bag. Yes, that's the extra bag. What if

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Speaker 1: I'm not flying with an extra bag? What I'll just

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Speaker 1: carry on? Is there carry on feet? Then you're gonna

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Speaker 1: have to take that twenty one hour flight. But if

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Speaker 1: you pay this two hundred and fifty dollars for an

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Speaker 1: extra bag, one you get to take an extra bag,

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Speaker 1: and two you're gonna be on a different plane. You're

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Speaker 1: ripping me off. You try to get me to pay

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Speaker 1: this baggage feet so that I can get back on

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Speaker 1: the flight that I already paid for. No, no, no, no no,

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Speaker 1: I'm saying that if you pay this extra baggage fee,

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Speaker 1: I can book you on any flight you want, and

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Speaker 1: then you want have to sit there for twenty one hours.

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Speaker 1: Who wants to do that? Huh, nobuddy, I don't want

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Speaker 1: to do that. That's why I'm paid for a direct flight.

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Speaker 1: You can't do this, okay. Well, I don't make the rules.

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Speaker 1: I just enforced them. Do you want me to charge

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Speaker 1: you that extra two hundred and fifty dollars? No, I

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Speaker 1: would not look it to charge me two hundred and

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Speaker 1: fifty dollars to get me back on the old flight

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Speaker 1: that I already paid for. I want to talk to

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Speaker 1: your manager right now, because you're not going to be

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Speaker 1: working for your company much longer after I get your fires. Well,

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Speaker 1: that's funny because I don't even work there to begin with.

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Speaker 1: What this is actually Jewel from brook and Jewel in

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Speaker 1: the morning doing a phone tap on you. Your cousin

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Speaker 1: Jordan set you up? What yeah, are you kidding me? No?

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Speaker 1: He said you were going on vacation tomorrow and wanted

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Speaker 1: me to freak you out a little bit. So this

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Speaker 1: isn't even real. No, your flight's fine. I was just

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Speaker 1: messing with you. But Aloha, you have a good one. Okay,

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Speaker 1: screw you're Aloha. You almost gave me your heart attack.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with super funk taps weekday mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties run Natty two point five